/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

WHY'D HE DIE

>change to full assisted
>can't join a single fucking lobby

i use a fucking gamepad don't make me use free-aim shit. at least free-aim assisted will snap it to a target i guess

>>172307962
>i use a fucking gamepad
That sounds like a personal problem.

New piece of shit car out yet?

>>172308209
>game designed originally for gamepad only consoles

sorry i like to actually be able to move and drive and fly without it being 0 or 100, thanks

>>172308345
it'll be out today within an hour or two, so be patient, faggot.

>>172308356

Just tap those keys, anon. Give it the ol' tappy. Tap tap tapparoo

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>>172308356
>not being part of the 'stop and swap' KB/M+controller master race

>>172308356

I play with a gamepad and the shooting is fine. Quit crying, bitch nigga.

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>>172308418
>>172308434
>>172308446
never, i'm lazy as shit and play reclining on my bed which is by my pc

>>172308563

So the fuck what? Literally get good.

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>>172308726
>telling me to get good when kb/m shitters cried about gamepad folks having a-a-a-auto-aim s-s-so they can shoot better than me in pvp! and got it isolated to its own ghetto

>>172308446
Your shooting will always be objectively inferior to a M+KB player.

>>172308803
hahahaha what

auto aim is literally just an aimbot that affects everyone.
once something like that is involved there's no need in playing the game at all since everything is done for you. babby.

People go free aim because they want the challenge, not a hugbox.

>>172308952

I'm aware, I trade it for being able to drive better. My friends handle the shooting, I handle the transport. Even when I do have to fight, who cares? It's not exactly MLG Counterstrike,

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>>172308803
>dumb frogposter
>carebear

>>172309205
yes, they go free-aim for the challenge in this game where people hump hydras, copters, and rocket resistant cars nonstop :^)

>>172309265
>Replying to the frogposter that plays video games with a glorified vibrator.

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It's here.

Hey so I'm a fucking idiot and I didn't do the tutorial for online. Does that meanI can't buy the Kuramura?

>>172310552
Kuruma*

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>>172310493
The time has come and so have I

>>172310624
>>172310552
Never mind, I''m an idiot. Found it.

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>>172310493
ayyy

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I like it

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Lights are nice too

>>172310493
is it really? i don't see an update on the rockstar site

>>172310493
You gonna make a sunstreaker too?

>>172311535
R* newswire always is hours behind the actual update. Even with big content patches. Not just dripfeed cars.

It's here.

>>172311340
Looks fucking gorgeous, but I reckon I'll wait a while until it goes on sale. 915k is a bit much for a pretty good car in it's class.

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its out fags

>>172311713
I'd just save it for the best car in this update, which will come next week.

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>>172311783
>people are confusing a Diablo for a Countach

You fuckheads are braindead retarded.

>>172311713
>>172311805

sounds great too. Interior is cool and period looking.

I don't buy vehicles for their racing performance anymore; since I have all that shit already.

Yes the turismo is going to hand the infernus' ass at the broughy track. Yes the turismo is going to be class-breaking.

Doesn't mean the infernus is any less great.

>>172311848
Anon, not everyone is 25+ like us.

I remember this shit because Diablo and countach were the only distinction i had to make when looking for a lambo in NFS.

Some of these newfriends only remember the murcielago as an old lambo.

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>caring about the sports classic class that nobody plays and no map uses

These cars will have like a week in the spotlight and then be rammed off the road (literally) by Duke o' Dipshits.

>>172312176
t. "Supers are the only good class" jet-shitter

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>>172312062

I grew up thinking the Diablo was the best car ever because I had a fancy metal model of one. Now I just need a Countach to round out my childhood Lamborghini fantasies.

>>172312335
Not making the GTAV Infernus an actual countach was a mistake.

>>172312294

Someone post that old guide that painted sports classic fags as fedoralords

>>172312391

Just gotta wait for the Infernus Retro :^)

>>172312403

Why, can't think of an epic insult on your own?

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>>172312403
>unironically relying on a meme made in mspaint as a comeback

>>172312542

Because the description in it is better than anything I would bother writing at 5am

>angry sports classics fags upset that their car isnt all that good

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>>172312704
>being so autistic that you believe people buy cars strictly for performance and not aesthetics and looks

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>>172312704

>Having to pick one type of car

Being poor must be so boring.

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>>172312780
>buying all these shitty cars I drive for a while and then forget about is intelligent

A great driver and a good car is better than a great car with a good driver.

Implying shitters are even good drivers.
Implying ketchup doesn't fuck all races over anyway.

>>172312971

>Projecting

I still drive all of my cars, even the first one I got with Simeonbucks.

>>172313052

No you don't.

>>172311805
Honestly I love the Infernus Classic, everyone can keep their Countaches, I've always loved the Diablo much more. I just think I like the look of the Turismo Classic even more.

Gotta say, once Rockstar actually put their time into making classic cars instead of modern sports cars they started making some fucking good looking stuff. Take the Elegy Retro for example, I honestly reckon it'd better looking than a real R32, 33, or R34. It's literally the best parts of each design with noe of the trash. Same goes for the Coquette Classic. If I had the money I would IRL customize a C3 corvette to look like a Coquette Classic. It genuinely looks better than a C2 or a C3 Corvette, and that's hard to say coming from a Corvette fan.

>>172313074
Wow, you suuuure showed him, tiger!

>>172313074

Yeah I do.

>Go to office
>Start mission
>Talk to assistant
>Have random car delivered
>Enjoy collection

Just used the Slamvan a minute ago. Wanna fight about it?

>be level 10
>Just wanna do quests and objectives
>All the 100+ Russians keep going Rambo and using the lives
>Quit match
>Stuck in the eternal loading screen
JUST

>Buy and mod fancy cars so I can look at them as I run by straight to my bike.

>>172313074
5/7 needs work.

Seriously though, I don't know about anyone else but I STILL drive my Phoenix and Rancher XL, the first two cars I ever got way back on PS3. Ain't nothing wrong with driving cars you like.

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Most of you own about 40 cars but drive maybe five of them regularly.

>>172313235

>I'm autistic so everyone else must be too

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>>172313074
>"What's a good way to counter that argument"
>"I know let me just say he doesn't lol"

w h y d o c a r u p d a t e s c o m e o u t o n d i f f e r e n t d a t e s t h a n d is c o u n t s

>>172312863
Your graphics doesn't look rich, though.

>>172313235
so? the point of having them is to drive them again once in a while because you obviously liked something about that made you kept it that long without just selling it.
it doesn't matter if you still drive it every mission or every month, what matters is you still drive it.
>>172313398
keeps the hype train going and get people to come back and grind every week.

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>>172313305
>buy a handful of cars
>a fast car, a durable car, my favorite car, two or three cars for specific class races
>upgrade them as I see fit
>spend a grand total of a few million so I'm not fagging around with IE, biker or heist work the entire time I play

>>172313443
Not him but that's how it normally looks, even if it's on high or ultra high.
see >>172312335

>>172313235
That's honestly the reason why I ended up selling most of my cars. Now I've got one mostly empty garage save for my Blade, and one garage with 9 cars waiting for a really good 10th to join them. Just those, and a garage out in the desert with a Sanchez and dune buggy out on Route 68.

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>>172313443

Huh.

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my main gripe with the car is it starts to lose control really easily if you turn it and for some reason either i'm too autistic or the car is shit as you can't recover so you'll always be doing a 180 turn when that happens.

>>172313443
Garages always look like this tho.

Are you literally new?

>>172313618
>>172313718
>>172313835
My apologies then.

>>172313794
Sports classic bruh.

Also spice up that interior.

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>>172313794

Use your brakes.

Also, the interior is really comfy.

>>172313794
>not going metallic white-white with a pink interior

>>172313981
fine dad
>>172313982
i do, but it still likes to lose control pretty easily.
>>172314085
considering.

>>172313074
I still drive my Patriot, Infernus and my Bati fgt. First vehicles I got in October 2013.

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We're Need for Speed 3 now.

>>172315207
>tfw no white popped collar suit to go with my Infernus

>>172313621
sorry dude but I can hear the poor.

I have 130 cars maxed character with almost every Pegasus vehicle, all the special vehicles and several more on my alt and its just fantastic. I pick cars and bikes at random to drive or race to keep the game interesting and love cars with bad handling that challenge me a bit. The fact is, the only reason to sell things is for money now that we have 130 slots. Enjoy your 40% tax for your stupidity in a game all about collecting/unlocking cool exotic cars.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlJz6htmpMc

Fuck late night Chinese players

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>>172316076
Lol okay, you keep on enjoying the game the way you want I guess.

But seriously though, with 30+ cars I never drove I just got to the point where I thought "what's the point?" so I decided to just keep the cars I really enjoy, is that really so hard to believe? I literally don't even have a super anymore, they're just not fun to drive and I don't like the majority of them. I am thinking of rebuying the Vacca though, I always liked the simplicity of it's design.

btw enjoy being a total autismo about returns when selling cars I guess, sounds real fun.

>>172316780

Are you me? That's literally what I do. Got 20 cars as thats all I use and need, if I get bored of one I swap it out

It's interesting how the Infernus Classic spawns with an upgraded spoiler. I'm trying to think, are there any other cars that do this? I can't think of any.

>>172316950
A lot of new cars do nowadays

>>172316907
Could be, what are your current favourite to drive?
I usually drive my Coquette Classic, Phoenix, Rancher XL, Elegy Retro, Comet Retro, Tornado, Blade, and Merryweather Mesa.

I was really hoping the Tampa would hav turned out to be more like a GT500 but it can't be helped I guess.

>>172316076
How does hacked money feel

>>172316950
well, the omis comes with a spoiler, but its the default option, (which never gave a bonus) and had an option to remove it wich gave a traction boost(pre-downforce fix)
unique about the infernus classic is, that it comes with a spoiler already purchased, which gives the spoiler bonus

>bought gta 5 for pc a week ago, hadnt played since like the second update on dedgen
>looking at all the new features
>notice the 8mil shark card is 100 real life dollars
>some vehicles are 5 million
>optioned out office is 6.6million, plus even more to give it a garage

>game itself full price is $60
>do the math, realize that many of the more expensive online items cost almost as much as, if not MORE THAN, the whole game at full price, if you use shark card values as a way to convert currency
>some super cars worth $50+ this way
>max upgraded office before even adding a garage is supposed to be worth $82

This cant be real. Who is actually stupid enough to buy these shark cards?

>>172317445
Headlights like this always make me so horny

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>>172317559

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>>172317549
Rich people unfortunately
Every time someone spends money on a shark card I can't help but seethe with poorfagness and whisper to myself: "Do you know how much stupid useless shit I could have spent that on?"

>>172317445
All I could hope for now is an MX-5 with popup headlights

>>172317549
>some vehicles are 5 million
Only stupid stuff like golden helicopters/KITT cars/yachts and the most expensive offices (that are no better than the cheap ones mind you) cost that much. Besides, nobody buys sharkcards here, we just glitch our way to wealth

>>172317621
Fuck I love the Rallye's headlights. I ended up selling mine though because of the driving feel, I absolutely hated it.

Also the panels. Fuck I hate hitting one thing and having the entire front half of the car come off.

>>172317445
but the Turismo Classic is the fastest sport classic, tho

Duke o'death when???

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>it's a race across San Andreas in the sports classic episode

>>172317801
The what? I can't find that one in the catalog. It seems the infernus classic is still the best my friend.

>Buy third garage for dumping cars I don't care about in.
>Spend 20 minutes rearranging my first two garages because of this.
>Walk into my office to arrange a sourcing.
>"Hey boss. You know you have access to that extra garage right?"
If she wasn't cute I'd hate her.

>>172317692
I've bought sixteen of the twenty dollar ones. I don't buy in bulk to save and get better value because it's convenient to top up 1.5m at a time.

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gonna ree

>>172318593
KILL IT

TURN IT ALL TO ASH

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>>172318052
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Turismo_Classic

It's coming out next week for 710K bucks, cheaper than the Infernus yet so fast that it demolishes the Stirling GT like how it demolished the Sports Classics class.

>>172318697
The joke is that the infernus isn't going to stay on top for more than a week

>>172318768
It's not even on top, it has virtually the same lap time as the Stirling GT.

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>it's impossible to to the police chase car sourcing without damaging the car

>>172319351
WoW

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>>172318002

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>>172319462

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>>172319576
Are lights are the lambo acceptable if it's for retro purposes?

>>172319351
Might as well get 600$ damage then

>>172318697
Goddamnit, every time I think I might log in and buy the Infernus Classic, someone posts the Turismo Classic and I get a full chub because I'm reminded of how goddamned brilliant it looks.

Maybe the single best looking car in GTA?

>>172319576
>>172319694
>non-default rims
What are you, gay?

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If the infernus classic is a lamborghini diablo then wich car is the infernus???

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>>172320158
The Murciélago

>>172318137
*Distant screeching*

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Fuck, I was a bit underwhelmed from some of the footage we've seen, but actually seeing it in-game, it's so sexy.

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>got an Infernus early on
>did it up all gaudy and vivid since it was the closest thing to a cheesy retro '90s Lamborghini at the time
>now we actually have a cheesy retro '90s Lamborghini
>mfw my "old" Infernus now no longer has a purpose in life

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I love being rich
Kill me

>>172320158
It's has the front of a Lamborghini Murcielago with the back of a Pagani Zonda.

requesting a chromed up infernus classic

>>172321926
Nein

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>log on
>buy the infernus classic
>head over to my garage to pick it up and customize it
>on the way there someone passes me in their own infernus classic
>painted matte black with yellow secondary, massive extreme downforce wing, and neons
>starts rapidly honking the clown horn at me

>>172322414
KILL HIM

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>the infernus has a lamborghini front and a pagani rear
>the osiris has a pagani front and a ferrari rear
>it's badged as a pegassi/lamborghini

>>172322414
I bet their toon was heavily tattooed and wearing nothing but tropical sport shorts and a raccoon mask, those fuckers deserve to be bullied to no end for being cancerous pieces of shit.

>>172322581
w-what's wrong with animals masks anon?

>>172321310
just use a trainer you cuck

>>172322914
Nothing wrong with them, but jet-shitters and DAE le randum XDDDD faggots are always wearing edgy and goofy masks respectively.

Really makes playing with or against them cancerous.

>>172323031
It's either that or a fucking green dreadlocked skele-face fucknugget in a white suit.

Man, some people are so cool I don't know how I'll cope.

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>>172322996
I don't know any good ones that won't get me B& man

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>>172321310

I'll pay you $1000 san andreas bucks if you wash my FMJ.

$100 if you let my character spit into your character's mouth.

>>172324393
The worst part is I'd probably do this irl too.

>>172324737
i would too.
if your saliva is that gross, maybe you should get checked out. you swallow that shit all day.

>>172325213
Oh I meant more I'll just do anything for money because I'm a poorfag.
But that too I guess

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>>172312062
fuuuuuuck

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Bought a blazer aqua.

It's wheels don't retract anymore. Does that have anything to to with the rims I put on it?

>>172325913
hold H you fucking idiot

>>172326034
and how was I supposed to know?

>>172326225
God you fuckin autistic sperglord piece of shit? Don't you know you press H in any game when you're not sure how to use something? You're supposed to fucking know that, it's first grade. Come on you piece of shit I can't believe you hold shit just kill yourself

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>>172326737
You're the most autistic person in existence, and no, you shouldn't be proud of that.

>>172326034
wait I thought it was E

If I could describe the Infernus Classic in 2 words it would be FUCKING HEAVY. I've gotten t-boned by AI trucks through stop lights and the car just moves a little. It's great. Turning is bad tho.

Looking at the Infernus Classic and i dont know which colour i should get when i buy it
I was originally thinking in getting it in black exterior with a ice white interior but some anon posted some of his in white and now I'm conflicted what should i do /gtag/?

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>>172319351
Did you snipe him out and killed yourself after that?
If so, doesn't it damage the windshield?

>>172327719
Only in the stunt races. Don't ask, rockstar logic.

>>172328919
If you stand far away
#1: the guy in the car or the two cops+heli standing next to him won't move
#2: the windshield/car doesn't render properly which means you can shoot out the driver without damaging the car

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>>172329742
Here's two of the three locations where you'll always get the cop chase and locations to snipe them from.

>>172326225
If you played the mission, you should know. Otherwise
>buying special vehicles without discount

>>172330184
I have done the mission, and the retract button is the same as in the stunt races.

It is somehow different in free roam. But I have since found that out. No thanks to your smug yet uniformed remark.

>>172330381
I like being ignorant and smug, thanks.

>>172328721
Red and Yellow are both good, orange would probably look alright.

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>>172328721
go either for silver or pic related
if going for pic related then use the "paint stock rims" trick to make them white

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90s WRC dlc when

>>172330759
Does it work on the infernus classic stock rims? From my experience it usually doesn't on rims that are chrome by default

>>172331894
Just mod a Sultan RS or unarmored Kuruma.

>>172333826

Already have my Tommi Makkinen Sultan and my Colin McRae Sultan RS
Alistair McRae Focus and Marcus Gronholm 206 when
dirt rally time trial when

Is this car warehousing malarkey more or less profitable than the pacstan grind?

>>172334762
Nothing beats pacstan grind (when you repeat the finale).
However the bulk of the work can be done solo and it's hard to mess up. It's worth it.

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Am I too late for gtag's /fa/shionweek?

>NPC's stop to take pictures of my infernus classic
Why can't I succeed IRL

>>172335734
Just get a classic car and rebuild it.


Much easier and cheaper.

>>172335734
when this happens while I'm getitng in a car I don't move until they're done making the photo
Am I autistic?

>>172335408
ur a cool guy :^)

>>172336642
For you

Y'know i'm still disappointed the infernus classic is a diablo and not a Countach but either way it's good to see the Infernus without the rocket exhaust again

I pull up to a GTAG in a tank in a pink stretch I found
He blows me the fuck away

Nice.

>>172337969
>pink

there's your problem fag.

>>172337969
>He blows me
Niiice

>>172338150
Asshole was killing everybody anyway, why does it matter if the Stretch was pink

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>>172337969

Pinklisted

How would I go about getting into normal races? Whenever I join race lobbies through my phone I get eventually put into some lame stunt-race because the public race lobbies are all empty

>>172337969
>Pulling up to a tank.
What did you expect?

>>172338824
The dude to notice I wasn't hostile?

>>172338972
Who is this "dude" anyway?

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>>172338779

Start menu-online-jobs-races-(pick non Hotwheels track)
Search for playlists on rockstar social so you don't get screwed once the race finishes

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>>172338972
>The dude to notice I wasn't hostile?
Tank shitters don't care if your hostile or not you could be the fucking Pope and they will still blow you up you should know this by now m8

>>172339048
ay grandad stop snitchin'

I ain't a punk ass snitch

Well I am but I'm not giving names

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>log on
>see this
>didn't actually get any money

what did R mean by this?

>>172338972
It doesn't matter if you're hostile or not. He's in a tank, you're near by him.

>>172339370
>>172339560
>defending a crew killer

>>172339748
I prefer the term "Acceptable Casualties"

>>172339628
Fuck me I guess, next time I won't leave it to chance

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Finally. Now I can continue not playing until the next update

>have the Infernus Classic bit not the Turismo
>lopsided garage for at least a week if not more
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Can I get a fix for my map it's just blank with icons on it.

>>172340590
Interaction menu

"Hide Options"
Toggle what you wanna see on it

Or it's in your graphics options

Has anyone tried the new adversary mode?

People still do money cheats etc online? Haven't played in a while, wanna get some quick cash.

>>172341207
money has been gone for a good year

just bowlcut skids with daddy issues

if taco we

>>172341332

What do you mean gone, like the shooting money out of weapon stuff? Damn, that's a shame :(

>>172341541
It is indeed long gone

There are some new methods but they're slower and you're bound to get away with it if you're being reasonnable with the amounts

>>172341541
like no one is going to risk their hide to drop some rando cash.

They would rather be dickheads now. Sever explosions are still a thing. You missed the grace period where it was gone completely.

>>172341207
Jewstar made sure that jetshitters can get away with literally everything, including blowing up the entire session and emptying other players' bank accounts, except for dropping money for themselves or other players.

That's all they give a shit about, all their "anti-cheat" does is detect money collected from money bags, and it's because of that all the money-dropping bros who spawn cool vehicles and have fun with the game no longer exist and all that's left behind are cyka blyat script-shitters.

>>172342142
>Jewstar made sure that *cheaters* can get away...

My bad.

>>172341684
>>172341714
>>172342142

Thanks bros, sounds exactly as I expected. Too bad, I don't have any of the cool stuff and the grind is too much without money bag bros.

helo guys wher i can get good money cheat hack big money bucks dollar money make much money for cars where i get please no ban thanks

>>172331894
>it's another """""rally""""" mom car episode

>>172342751

I know the difference between fwd 180hp and awd 300hp.
Just need more french cars for my collection desu.
Bugatti looking lonely by itself desu.

>>172342751
Hello retard.

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>literally everyone buys the Infernus classic the moment they got on
Meme car of 2017

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Pearlescent bleed strikes again, this time on the window trim of the Infernus Classic
>carbon fin options
>carbon louver options
>carbon spoiler options
>carbon splitter options
>carbon engine block options
>carbon skirt options
But no carbon option for the bit around the window, so you have to use matte black or gray secondary instead, but that looks like shit when the pearle you put on the primary paint bleeds onto it. This REALLY tickles my autism, R* please be more considerate of your disabled players in the future.

>>172343923
Once the Turismo comes out, which is cheaper and a minute faster around a track, you'll never see the Infernus again. Enjoy it while it lasts. :(

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>>172343306
Adder Classic when?

>>172344890
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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Something off about the strip club tbqh.

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>>172345749

>Thread is filled with pretty much nothing but pictures of the latest meme car
I'd say to never change, but I know none of you will.

Do you get b& if some skid gives you money bags? It's been a while and i haven't gotten banned though it think they would do me a favour as i waste my life playing this shit.

>>172348458
no.

they will ban you if you don't report the money (if it's in high amounts)

>>172345749
>game gets a minor server side update
>shit gets broken up and down the garden path

How do they do it?

>>172348458
I've been given a ton of money in the past, didn't report it and didn't get banned either.

>>172347561
It just came out today, and it's the only thing that came out that's not yet another adversary mode. Of course people are going to talk about it.

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who /infernus classic/ here?

>>172350038
>bright/neon green
>carbon wheels
Just blow it up.

>>172350038
>Car is first shown in pictures
>People say that it's ugly
>Car is released
>People buy en masse

Every time

>>172350302
>8 people in a picture is everyone

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>>172350038
ye boi

>>172350259
Mad Stan please

>>172347561
If u dont like it, fuck off

>>172350536
EVERYONE

>>172348896
>>172349275
Sheiiiiitttt might buy a yacht to try to get rid of some of the dosh. I've been doing lots of exports and pacstans so hopefully it masks it.

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>>172347561
And a hearty fuck you to you too. I was excited when this thing was announced, and it's proven to be a wonderful car.

>>172351401
or you could not
those things are a waste of money

>>172351401
yachts are a fucking meme dude, just buy maze bank tower and the garages, save the rest for gunrunning.

>>172351586
I already bought arcadius and furnished it w/ garage. Feels like a waste to buy all that stuff again. Hopefully they'll add more special vehicles or something.

I should have bought maze bank tower but I got meme'd into arcadius. Literally bought it yesterday.

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>>172351450
>proven

>>172351749
you're fine then, just save what you have for vehicles you want / gunrunning.

yachts are a big fat waste

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>there's a menu that can kick people from sessions now

>>172350536
Yes, what's your point?

>>172340041
>Transformers logo
>Lowrider rims on the Elegy
NYS

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>>172344890
this so much

>>172351993
they look so cool but yeah I have to agree, other than that meme mission you get nothing from it

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>>172351841
Proven for me :^)

Shit I just realized, is there a yacht spot that you can see from the Lombank office? This is bad...

>>172353051
>this is bad

?

>>172353245
Because I might have to get one if that's the case

>>172353438
It's worth it. Yachts are chill, got mine on release

gunrunning will be a worse investment than biker businesses

>>172353915
please don't be pessimistic
ever since i was wiped i've been desperate for easy, lazy money

>>172353915
I just want my military shit DESU

>>172354129
i'm sure the gunrunning update will include at least one chop shop glitch. maybe even one that doesn't require another player

>>172353915
hopefully it will at least come with some decent guns
I'd like a proper semi automatic or bolt action rifle that doesn't have a sniper scope on it

>>172354521
Hopefully it comes with another switch characters glitch

hey guys gues what i have cehat give 15 milion second lol i wont tell u though haha owned

>>172354129
why were you wiped?

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Bikefags, question:

At top speed, what gives me more speed, leaning back or forward?
Both seem to make the engine roar louder.

>>172353915

I have a feeling it will be an extension of MC

LJT here...

>>172354821
i cheated, obviously

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o;!
this game is not nice at all

>>172355105
Yeah, I'm getting this too.
I can sign in on the social club website but it's super slow.

>>172354958
For most bikes leaning back, but there are some like Hakuchou Drag and Shotaro that benefit from leaning forward.

>>172353915
Hey now, biker businesses were great until they fixed the infinite free resupply bug

>>172354958
back always but you cant turn so good

>>172354958
back apart from the hackochou drag

>>172354958
also bikes where you wheelie more like the bati will gain more speed from leaning back than a bike where you just kinda wheelie like the akuma

>>172354971
I've always wondered, how do they catch you? Do they just check if you modified files or something?

>>172355484
I joined the TT meme
probably spotted that i made 100 million in a day and finished the time trial in less than a tenth of a second

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>finally, finally fucking get a cocaine selloff mission that isn't the bikes that require more than one person
>its just one truck, and drive it to los santos
>im driving, literally almost there, all is good
>suddenly FUCK
>drove the truck over a highway change concrete wall thing
>figure alright, ill move it with another car
>as I get out, truck starts smoking
>mission failed

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>>172350038
Definitely will be my fav car for a while since as a kid I grew up with the Diablo in the 00's.

>>172354958
On almost everything leaning back.

On the Hakuchou Drag and the Nightblade, leaning forward.

On the Shotaro leaning forward and leaning back give you the same amount of speed.

On every bike both leaning forward and leaning back will always make you go faster than doing nothing though.

>>172354958
There's like two bikes where leaning forward is fastest since you can't really wheelie with them at all, all others will be faster leaning back.

However, you're essentially limited to a straight line when leaning back.

>>172355484
massive change in statistics that don't match your play time / activity. hmm, suddenly over the course of an hour or two anon made a couple million. DING DONG BANNU.

>>172354964
I'd be fine with that so long as the profit's decent, as a worthy alternative to Vehicle Cargo and Pacific Standard.

>>172350038
Mine's the one in all White, wish it looked more like lances

>>172344890
That looks like some plastic car bed.

>>172351450
who's sexy weeb osiris car is that o;;;!

>>172355789
pay more attention

>>172355789
>doing businesses
you played yourself

>>172355890
the VC one is more countach tho

For all things GTA

https://discord.gg/qMV8CzQ

is there a discord for this general, im new

>>172356481
what I want desu

>>172356625
no

>>172356493
>https://discord.gg/qMV8CzQ
>>172356625
how did you read my mind

>>172354958
GTA V's physics so fucky that the less wheels you have touching the ground, the faster you go.

Ergo, you get higher top speed with a wheelied bike than you do with a leaned-on bike, unlike real life.

>>172356641
me too but I doubt rockstar will release more classics for the same type

>>172356409
im not going to cheat because im not going to shell out $60 for the game again

i might as well buy a megalodon card at that rate

>>172357029
>he doesn't know about G2A
>He doesn't know about paid menus

>>172357029
>Buying the game at $60
>Any time

It's always been available for 20-30 somewhere

>>172357357
>paid menus
Cheating, you will be banned.

>G2A
$28 US, aka nearly $40 Canadian. The actual issue with the shark cards actually is that it's cheaper to buy the game + a shark card than a shark card itself ($60 for game + megalodon, $77 for megalodon itself)

>>172357891
>he doesn't know paid menus are unbannable and force rockstar to send a secretary so suck your dick
lol pleb

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>>172358091
so why do I see modders doing crazy shit and getting banned all the time?

are they not using paid menu's?

Can I use a paid menu to just generate millions of dollars?

Because if the only way to get away with it is to do next to nothing beyond maybe inf ammo, it's a fucking waste of time.

>>172358091
>paying for cheats

kill yourself, kid

>>172358204
Now don't bring Race into this mess.

Does anyone know if there's like a spreadsheet or list with all the vehicles and their spawn color schemes for single player? I was playing single player for the first time in a while when my internet went down and I noticed some of the spawn colors for the NPC owned Warreners looked awesome and I want to recreate that for my online one.

>>172359003
I have a feeling SP spawns might actually be random

>>172359579
I don't think they are. Off the top of my head I know the Pigalle and Ruiner both seem to have multiple specific paint schemes.
I'm tempted to just spawn in cars with a trainer over and over and then take each different one to LS Customs and write down what their paint is.

>>172350038

>tfw toast changed his name again

The osiris should be a grotti it doesnt look like a lamborghini, its ruining my collection and triggering my autism

aria.SPQR pc crew invite

>>172363090
The Osiris is a Pagani Huayra you fucktard

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when

>>172363575
not a supercar, so never.

inb4 the "rally cars are mom cars!" anon autistically screeches at you in this thread

>>172363539
I know fucking idiot, in game is a pegassi(lamborghini) and also look like a LaFerrari

>>172363825
>the veloster isn't a mom car
Not the same autistic anon, but it's easy to dismiss someone when you oversimplify and misinterpret what they say.

>>172363212
I'm getting tired of all these shitters not reading the blacklist in the OP before applying.

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What vehicle class is the most ignored and why is it the Compact?

More compacts when?

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>>172364421

>>172363575
Is Veloster guy the new Quattro dude? He memed his car into the game so I can't fault you for trying I guess

>>172344890
My god that is fucking ugly as sin!
The modern Bugattis are no better.
They look like 2003 honda accords mixed with alfa romeo that were built by drunk russians, and children.

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>>172364421
>>172364762
I love compacts, my first car was a Dodge Omni and I've never gotten over my love of it.

>>172364421
Coupes
I think there's only been two added since launch and it's full of cars that don't belong while other classes have cars that ought to be in coupes

>>172312863
that osiris shouldn't be there

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>>172363090
It shouldn't be a Grotti either. If they bothered making up a brand for Koenigsegg, they should have made one for Pagani too

>have respawn set to random because I like a little surprise and it's neat to spawn up north along the freeway or on the beach in los santos or up in sandy shores
>constantly getting spawned in places like the fucking wilds miles away from roads
>down by the coast at the humane labs
>nowhere near cars or even flat land to call in a helicopter pickup

cockstar what the fuck.

Is there a fun way to make money? Grinding vehicle warehouse shit is turning annoying already.

>>172365690
>has respawn set to random places
>complains when put in a random place

>>172365860
Grind Pacstan finale

>>172365690
>>172366115
so random

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>>172340041
>dat elegy

>>172366581
It's clearly a dupe car, meant to be sold for the highest amount of money.

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>>172350038
Easily my favorite car in the game

>>172365860
Just be glad you don't have to do cargo crates

>>172365690
>random respawn respawns you in random locations
wow
who would have thought

>>172366692
ahh I see
^
hope he enjoys his ban :^)

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>>172311783
>>172355890
>>172356481
>>172366743
THE INFERNUS CLASSIC IS A DIABLO, NOT A COUNTACH. THE DIABLO STARTED PRODUCTION IN 1900, NOT IN THE 80'S

>>172365860
Races
Heists (read: not PacStan grinding) with friends

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Hop in, faggot.

We're going to make Los Santos great again!

>>172366115
>>172367339
I figured random meant 'usefully random' or at least not 'spend 10 minutes running back to civilization on login or session change' random.

doing a 90's super garage floor

there are only 5 right?

have another 2 floors for racecars

what othere themes do you guys have?

>>172367461
>THE DIABLO STARTED PRODUCTION IN 1900
Now that's Classic.

>>172367461
>1990

>>172367647
I want Trump to deport all the Vagos from LS.

>>172367720
I've put my Infernus Classic on my super garage anyway.

That beast doesn't deserve to be put with mere sport cars.

>>172367784
thanks

>>172367715
"Useful" shouldn't ever be something you expect from Rockstar.

>>172367904
I have it with the xj220,f1 f40 pending,and might put the skyline there too

>>172342142
>That's all they give a shit about, all their "anti-cheat" does is detect money collected from money bags, and it's because of that all the money-dropping bros who spawn cool vehicles and have fun with the game no longer exist and all that's left behind are cyka blyat script-shitters.

These bros do exist, but spawning cars/props is a fast way to get banned now

>>172368317
>spawning money for other players*

ftfy

Cars and money to yourself via memeyou is just fine and won't get you banned
thats the point of paid hacks, they find undetectable ways of getting you money online

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So I was just in a session where a guy was charging players $5 for money drops.

Hilarious, retarded or ingenious?

>>172367720
Mine is in retro sports
penetrator, comet retro, tropos
other cars like the omnis and elegy retro would be in there too but those have liveries so they go in the liveried racecar garage

>>172370139
why would anyone fall for this shit

>>172370139
all it'll do is ban the guys who paid him and the hacker gets away scot-free with the easy 5 shekels.

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This is him.

>>172370334
Before I left I think he managed to get about 3 people.

>>172370370
Yup, I tried warning them but I was drowned out by the beggars.