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DAY 1 EG edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/28266/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic Items:
www.dota2lounge.com
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
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https://twitter.com/espn_esports/status/846107497496752128

Lost
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>>172204934
I didn't know Owen was black
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>>172204838
fitting
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Who's the retard casting with Capitalist?
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Faceless had the advantage but they gave it up like the seamonkeys just playing around and not going for objectives.
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>Sumail the wonder child of TI5 is getting demolished by EE
JUST
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>Sufail
lmao
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>silencer burning the mana of the enemy offlane
I didn't even know he could do that.
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>shitfail
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Oh, they finally have 1437 drafting and captaining.
Thank the good lord.
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>>172205024
LYRICAL
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>>172205128
GIVE ME BACK THIS SKILL
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>>172205024
Ted Cruz's brother
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reminder that nu-EG easily tilts and if a single thing doesn't go there way they panic and make game losing decisions.
NP got this series in the bag
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>>172205471
>there way
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>>172204917
Are you baiting me for (you)'s?
>ppd sais to learn 3 or 4 heroes for EACH role.
>You say "yeah, focus on one role".
>I point out that is not possible and is not what ppd said.
>You insist is how you are supossed to get better.

Let me explain it to you: There is very little chance that you can get the same role every fucking game, your best option is to figure out some heroes that you like for each role, yeah you can try to focus on a certain role at a time and rotate 3 or 4 heroes but playing one role exclusively is a stupid idea.
Also I don't want to repost the pic. >>172205182
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>it's a perfect world episode

into the trash it goes
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>>172205562
I don't watch anime I just save the reaction pics.
But thanks for outing yourself
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How can anyone expect anything even remotely good from NP?
Why would anyone be a fan of envy?
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>>172205507
fufk you cunt ive been awake for 18 hours now becuase of work but i need to watch ee get rekt.
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>>172205619
PISS ME OFF ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
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>>172205665
What was the point of trying to call me homo in the first place when you were a flaming homosexual all along
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>wake up
>open twitch vods for PGL channels
>main PGL channel has made public the vods from 24 hours ago where they went for a few hours pretending to host&cast to check things with the usual suspects fooling around like OD pretending to be LD and shit

Better than the actual tournament tbqh
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>>172205639
Envy is great. He's a terrible player but a fantastic entertainer.
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>>172205726
BEND OVER
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>>172205706
Was it a feminine butt?
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>>172205809
>not white
>can speak Japanese
>doesn't watch anime
Technically impossible to be a weeb
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>esports
>thread is suddenly 20 times more active
Do you faggots seriously just watch esports and post here even though you don't play the game.
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The fuck is Uni doing?
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>>172205883
no one cares about your 2k blogposting so yes esports is only relevant time to talk about the game
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>Universe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>172205883
yeah, esports is fun and playing this game is pure misery
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>>172205863
if you speak japanese you're a weeb
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>>172205935
misreading the situation

surely you've gone in when no one else was with you before, right?
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>>172205883
because 90% of posting outside of e-sports is
>me booga, team ooga
>guess which hero did this waaaacky build
>"why does no one play this objectively shit hero?"
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>>172205961
dont just say that and not share
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>>172205992
>Wapanese: a slur used to describe a white person who is obssesed with japanese culture. This would include manga/hentai/and anime.
>- The Racial Slur Database, 2002
I'm not white and I absolutely hate Japanese culture though speak the language
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>>172205883
Talking about your 2k pubs is boring. Nobody cares and nobody is neither learning not improving by being here.
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>>172206087
sounds like a weeb to me
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>>172206163
what a slut
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>>172206087
It's funny that you won't tell me your race :)
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>>172206087
Hey Jark!
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>>172206218
Why does his race matter so much to you? Are you some kind of racist?
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>>172206389
are you ashamed?
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god fucking dammit i stayed up so late to see NP lose but I get this bullshit fuck you eg
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>>172206389
You're race matters to me because you've made a big deal out of not being white :)
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>>172206163
HOW BOUT I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS HUH?
YOU LIKE DAT BITCH?
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>>172206264
*worse
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>>172206441
I'm not even American, i just can't fathom why someone would care so much about not being white
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>>172206492
t: Ibrahim al-Brahman al-Abdullah, Paris
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>BKB WALK FORWARD AND TRY TO REQUIEM
>GET HIT BY SUNSTRIKE

Classic EE
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>EE thows the game
who knew
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>Envy
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>EG spends more time playing CSGO than dota
>tfw it's showing
EG are trash.
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>>172206449
I'm not the same person :)
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laughing my fucking ass off
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If eg wins it's entirely because of envy fucking that play up that badly.
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>>172206218
Chinese

>>172206264
Only thing I like about Japan is meeting people where I get to speak Japanese

>>172206301
Even I wouldn't go that low
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>>172206651

>still going to beat NP
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Why the fuck don't buttons work?

I just died because I was mashing my force staff to double cast it, and it brought up the targeting reticule for 3 fucking seconds until it finally went off after what must have been the 20th mash. But it was way too late by then. This didn't happen a month ago, qucikcast is fucked, double tap is fucked, even trying to ward toggle is fucked.
What the fuck did they do and why the hell isn't it fixed yet?
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>universe is a god at landing chronos
>literally cannot fucking blink + stomp to save his life
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>>172206661
Kill yourself
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>>172206767
Ugh, drop it already, jeez louise, am I right boys? Hehah!
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>>172206809
>Blogposting during esports
Even the animeposters are better than (You).
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>>172206852
FUCK YOU AnD FUCK DOTA
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>>172206809
You can customize the behavior of the buttons from preventing accidental double-tap to wether the button responds on pressing or releasing.

Literally spend 10 minutes checking your fucking options.
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What the fuck is happening in this thread?
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Did Zai and Crit just solo Envy?
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>doubting Our Guys
Not even Black AM could stop N0tail.
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>he doubted our boy artour
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>>172206921
>Zai and Crit solo'd Envy
Hot
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if NP loses this game they better disband.

literally a team of losers. Can't win for shit. Reminds me of old cloud 9.
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honestly fuck this pos
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>>172206930
>implying anyone was watching OG
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>>172206989
>watching EG stomp NP again.
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>>172206904
No, you don't fucking get it. My button presses are failing to register, I've played this game for years and only recently is quickcast failing to register, or items failing to be used if I try to double cast.

I know what the fuck should be happening based on my custom setup, I'm pissed it's not working.
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>>172206921
>Zai and Crit solo envy
>Zai and Crit
>solo
Does not compute.
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>Faceless throw a game they are winning
>NP throw a game they are winning
Why do these B-list teams even bother showing up?
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>Reddit is dead
>Liquipedia thread is dead
>/d2g/ moving slow as fuck

chinese tournaments are the worst for shitposting
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R8 MY ITEM

ARCANE SHIELD
RECIPE (550)
ULTIMATE ORB
AETHER LENS

Aether lens stats + 10 to all stats

Your mana cannot be burned below 25% of your maximum
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>>172207017
Yep, thats what everyone was doing instead of watching OG
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>>172206981
>hardest ancients to kill by far
>do significantly more damage than other ancients
Why.
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>>172206981
I like this creep since they can actually fuck you up if you mess up.
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Guys, I have work in 3 hours and need to sleep. But I want to keep watching. What do?
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>>172207037
Free holiday and everyone gets money to buy a phone or something
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>anime neets start talking shit
Lmao envy about to be dumpstered by an eg pub draft.
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UH EG BABS?
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Arteezy throwing this game out of the window
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>>172207051
kys you're self fucking r*dditor
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>>172207030
Have you checked your hardware? Either that or your latency, I've noticed that sometimes the game does not register my imput if I have high ping.
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>>172207109
>>172207114
KEK BURGERS PLS
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>EG
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>>172207087
You fucked up. If you get any less than 4 hours you might as well just stay up
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GG
OUR GUY ETERNAL ENVY DID IT
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>>172207183
>f you get any less than 4 hours you might as well just stay up
Why 4 hours?
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HOW THE FUCK DID SUMAIL NOT DIE THEN
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>>172207153

stay upset child
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How the fuck did sumail survived that?
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Wait. Sumail cut bot lane then TP'd top to just run back to his base but lose lose melee rax.
Alright then.

>>172207224
Any sleep you're getting to get is light, non-REM sleep which will fuck you when you wake up to your alarm.
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Sumail is playing invoker like hes the fucking last boss of darkmoon.
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>>172207209
jk, lol
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>ENVY
L M A O.
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>>172207209
>Envy
>in charge of doing it
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>>172206981
Wut? That's the easier and faster Ancient to kill. Even supports can farm that shit.

>But it roots me and heals when it hits me.
You fucking shitter I hope I get matched with you on the enemy team.
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HOW CAN ONE PLAYER ACTUALLY BE SO BAFFLING? I AM SO CONFUSED
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BAFFLED
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>THE CITY OF ANIME
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How can anyone defend the state of Invoker?
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>THIS FUCKING FIGHT
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>>172207320
>Any sleep you're getting to get is light, non-REM sleep
No you're wrong tomorrow is a very important day and you telling me that myth isn't helping please stop bullying me
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SUMAIL IS A GOD TASTELESS
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WE GOIN FULL NADOTA BOYS
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>sumail lose early game on purpose to have a fun late game
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JUST HIT THE RAX
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>EG DIDN'T EVEN GET A LANE OF RAKS
AND YOU THOUGHT NP THREW THE GAME
GET FUCKED AMERITARDS
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ENVY THROWS ----AGAIN----- ANIME UP IN FLAMES NEETS BTFO ANIME CONFIRMED LEADING CAUSE OF FUCKING FAILURE AT LIFE EAT A DICK YOU AUTISTIC ANIME WATCHING CANADIAN KEKS
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This Invoker build is fucking fun. Tornadoes for everyone is fucking legit
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>>172206718
>>172206651
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU CUTIES IN THE ASS MMMKAY?
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>TOO COLD
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>TOO COLD
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>that forcestaff "initiation"
what did EE mean by this?
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>too cold sec
???????
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>>172207369
its only invoker mains defending that piece of shit
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>>172207497
that wasnt his
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MUH HANDS ARE COLD
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>>172207396
K.
You should sleep then, and when you wake up your ex will be looking over at you saying that she was wrong and she wants to get back together with you.
Oh and your parents just won the lottery and the government decided to forget about the time where they caught you with pot.
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>>172207497
he got forcestaffed by the enemy team retard
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>caring about group stage results when the LAN is double elim
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>>172207497
Universe used force staff Envy into Stomp.
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Is there anyone capable of beating our boy?
He's going to carry EG to a TI win this year.
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>>172207561
Only double Elim if you get top 2 in your group
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>>172207575
Box?
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Why is EG somehow the only team that managed to stay a tier 1 team after winning TI?
Every other team that won TI has regressed into dogshit mode.
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>>172207561
dumb weeb poster
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I am small man, only 4 feet 10. What hero can I cosplay?
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when do the rax revive?
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>>172207625
Yap
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>>172207662
sniper
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>>172207662
Meepa
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Why does China like Sumail so much?
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>>172207671
Only the Dwarven Engineer can revive buildings but he was banned.
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Envy is so fucking bad...
NP.SingSing when?
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>>172207787
China loves child prodigies.
Why do you think so many Chinese parents force their children to master the piano before they turn 12 years old?
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>>172207834
after u kill urself
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>>172207713
Hi! How are you? You never added me..
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rtz is so fucking bad...
EG.SingSing when?
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INVOKER IS SO INSANELY OVERPOWERED, HOW IS HE IN THE GAME?
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ana is so fucking bad...
OG.SingSing when?
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These fights last so fucking long jesus crist
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>>172207962
Slark does roughly 0 damage yet only tries to kill the hardest to kill heroes of NP and invoker just aoe stuns forever.
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lifestealer is literally fucking unkillable fuck this hero
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I am tall man, 6 feet 10, what hero can I cosplay?
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>>172208052
>he's only 6'10
try manlet heroes like sniper
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>>172208052
skeleton king
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>>172208052
>6 feet
i only have 2 like a normal people
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>>172208052
>6 feet
try weaver
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GG!!!
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>THE CITY OF EG
>THE CITY OF EG
>THE CITY OF EG
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>THE GULAG OF EG.
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LITERALLY DOUBTING OUR BOY AUI
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I can't wait to hear Ppd get salty over the shitshow that is his team
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>EG
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who we blaming this lose on
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>even the best supports in the world can't carry Shiteezy
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>EG

what went wrong?
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that game was nice and all but when do the real teams play?
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>eg
>liquid

Are these THE honeypot teams? Should Onyx and VP be there instead?
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>LOSING TO NP
UHMMMM DOTURDS????
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Remember DAC 2015? I miss those days. I don't even like Dota anymore.
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>LOSING TO A TEAM THAT LOST TO MASON

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I am very tall man, 7'2, 140 pounds, what heroes can I cosplay?
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>lose early game massively to snowball team
>come back and make it an hour long clencher
>WOW EG SO BAD

you guys are retarded
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>anime team are doing it
>Liquid throwing the game
>EG getting trashed
What the fuck is happening?
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>NP fell for the Chinese honeypot lan
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>>172208241
le fish of bad stats
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>>172208250
nu-EG
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>not even the most broken hero in the game, Carl the Invoker, could make the EG shitters win
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>>172208227
ppd predicted NP would win this game
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Do they not have fucking air conditioning in China?
Why does everybody look like they're melting?
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>>172208284
If you are supple enough, Venomancer
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>Shiteezy

bring FEAR GOD back!!!!
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wait I missed the ending. EE fucked up so bad so many times how the hell did NP win??
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>doubting our guys
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>>172208284
A telephone pole
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>level 25 lifestealer armor talent
>balanced
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>>172208284
slark
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>>172208339
It's spring in Shanghai, 21C
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>>172208270
Dota died the day PPD retired
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>>172208372
it was the draft
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>>172208250
>pick slark
>stun sf/ls for 5 seconds to get them to 70% hp
>sf/ls hits slark 4 times and gets him to 30%
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>>172207914
My bad. I will right my wrong.
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>>172208372
dazzle get smart and slardar keep play out of his mind
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Alright, when does singsing play now?
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>>172208412
I agree. I stopped watching Dota completely after TI6 when he got kicked.
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>>172208412
>there's an alternate timeline where DC fucked off and let EG beat wings to win TI
>fear and ppd retire as the best players to ever live
i want to go there
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who are the memepicks of this patch? haven't been paying attention
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>>172208372
I keep saying that rest of np is legitimately good while envy is just a sperg. NP could be tier 1 without envy.
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can sheeer just shut her retarded old hag facehole

she is literally 3k mmr after 7k games

meanwhile you have the highest earning esports player of all time, legendary captain and TI winner

I will never not get mad that sheeer gets invited, its a disgrace
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>>172208427
>Dazzle's only purpose is to save fucking retards.
>Envy is a fucking retard.
Holy shit that's some next level drafting.
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>>172208427
Slardar crushes, so good.
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>>172208284
You could cosplay as tidehunter. Level 1, starved Tidehunter.
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>yfw the MVP for game 1 was none other than the pause then EE's post saying, "TOO COLD".
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SUMAIL ON THE SUICIDE WATCH

HI SHEEVER
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>>172208412
Peter please. It is okay to get RICED.
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>>172208420
>Dazzle slaardar SF combo
Gee I wonder why
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>>172208464
>got kicked
>become the team's CEO
Don't think so.
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>mvp ee
hmmm
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>>172208581
Post yfw NP wins DAC 2017, gets 8th in Kiev major and proceeds to win TI7
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>>172208412
Dota died the day PPD got into it.
>>
I'm a relatively tall girl, 8 foot 6 inches, 260 pounds.
What heroes can I cosplay?
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>when NP is actually good

I'm so proud of Jacky Mao
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>>172208775
Tresdin the legion commander
>only 9 inches
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>>172208694
Post yfw they didn't qualify for Kiev
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>>172208775
You could cosplay those extra tall trees in inspect mode.
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Are Lina and Drowy the new dota 2 couple? They seem to work really well together
>>
If Invoker is so broken then why has there been 4 picks and 8 bans and he hasn't been touched?
>>
Hello, I'm a very short giant at 15'4", 1450 lbs. My clanmates keep calling me a giantlet and belittle me.
What hero can I cosplay to show them that being short isn't necessarily bad?
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>tfw you settle your quarry

Was gonna sell my Echo for another Moonshard but the game ended.
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>be the movie poster guy for sniper meta and intmeta
>patches (and the meta heroes) going too fast for me to make a poster
>mfw
>>
>>172209061
You could cosplay those statues. That fall down when radiant loses.
>>
I TOLD you fuckers bane would be the meme pick

its coming hes too strong and no one listened
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>>172209061
Am i witnessing the birth of a new forced meme?
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I'm a two sentence long shitpost with very little substance.
What hero should I cosplay as?
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>>172209179
Maybe those WORMS that come from undying's decay with the immortal?
>>
>>172209143
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun
>>
>>172209179
PL, so you can multiply into a shitpost essay.
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if np picks drow they win
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>MAPO
LUL
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Ana has improved a shit load desu.
>>
Is Jabz bad or just having a bad game?
>>
>meepo
2-0
>>
>>172209284
Still no one watching OG
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>>172209114
How is Bane strong?
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>>172209310
Not all of us watch Envy "dropped Nichijou" Eternal
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tinker
>>
Tinker Aghs seems like a good counter to meepo.
Am I wrong?
>>
>>172209332
>How is Bane strong?
He's a big guy.
>>
>>172209335
True, but no one watches OG
>>
Is this a SingSing Meepo?
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>>172209392
>No one in d2g watching the best EU team in Dota 2's history.
Okay buddy.
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What hero is brown?
>>
>>172209427
i guess he is playing tinker
>>
>>172209423
>best EU team in history
We are watching EG though
>>
I miss arteezy tinker
>>
>aui meepo

uh
>>
>>172209427
slardar
>>
>>172209332
he can literally completely shut down a 3 man gank by himself

fiends grip is almost a guaranteed death sentence
>>
>>172209557
We've been over this already, Fiend's Grip will be a shit skill as long as is purgeable, it should be changed so that the only way to stop it is by directly interrupting Bane, otherwise it's too easy to remove.
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Why does Drow only work well in lineups with other waifus?
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>>172209446
underrated raciism
>>
>>172209427
elder titan
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>>172209284
OG? zzzzz
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Undefeated? Check.
Bringing back Drow and Visage? Check.
3 time major winner N0tail in the team? Check.
>>
this bane leshrac duo is absolute garbage
>>
Man that Bane set looks really cool
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>>172209881
>Have a bane + Mirana
>Don't roam with Bane + Mirana for easy arrow set ups
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I just played one of the most toxic match I've ever done. I'm in the wrong for even bothering to reply but I was already slightly tilted before playing and that Rubick was already being an asshole.

I could avoid all these bullshittery if I get a regular team I can practice with often, but good luck finding 4 other people with a PC here in Japan much less even one person playing Dota at a higher level. I found a large group of people, but they had to move back to US, and I'm not dealing with 150-200 ping. I should just track down those few nip players full on creeper-stalker style and blackmail them with anime figures into playing with me, but I doubt they are even playing anymore.

I'm just stuck practicing on my own.

Match ID:3080748806
>Blog finished. Like subscribe etc...

Anyone playing at the Japanese server here? Please? I'm 110% willing to play any role you need.
>>
>blogposting during esports
>phoneposter
>toxic
pulling out all the stops aren't you
>>
I'm guessing EE doesn't do aghs this game because Aui's going to be taking all the farm. Wouldn't you just go aghs anyway for the stats and double starfall
>>
>shitmail sub 400 gpm on the farm vacuum hero
fear replacing him when
>>
>>172209965
Anybody that uses the word "toxic" should be lynched
>>
>>172209965
me,but my ping is unstable,think you will have to carry my ass
>>
E S P O R T S
S
P
O
R
T
S
>>
>shiteezy

not achieving anything in his pathetic pro life

fear should make eg great again
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>>172210396
shut the FUCK up
>>
this leshrac pick was so gamelosing
>>
>>172210447
mad his "boy artour" will never win a valve event because he's a cancerous little fuck

lel
>>
Sick Draft
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>>172210312

I thought it was an acceptable way of saying rude players? Then again, the word 'cancer' is being used more often now than 'faggot' despite me not
seeing one usage of this word 1-3 years ago, so I may have just missed something.

>>172210343

How unstable exactly?
>>
>>172210551
SHUT THE fuck UP
>>
>>172210604
Not the anon you replied to but I personally don't like the word because every fucking shitter uses it when they play like shit then don't like the criticism so they call the other dude "toxic".
So you're a shitter and should neck yourself because you suck.
>>
>esports are on
>d2g is dead
daed gaem daed thread
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When do the GOOD teams play?
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Rad on offlane Abaddon is so weird. If you're behind you might as well go aghs
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>aui meepo
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>>172210551
faggot
>>
If it were SingSing on the Meepo, NP would've had this game in the bag.
>>
Crit God
>>
>>172210802
I don't think I've ever seen anyone be alive for so little time for so long.
>>
>>172210850
tbf, Sing is a meepo player
>C9 vs VG never forget
>>
>filter singsing
>suddenly every 2nd post is hidden
and you fuckers were enabling adelaide with his bullshit
I'm leaving for reddit and I'm going to tell everyone there to come here if they wanna be cool kids
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>Bulldog finding out about Boku no Pico.
Holy fuck I'M DYING
>>
>>172210940
but anon, if you leave, all the cool kids will be gone
>>
>>172210850
Ti4 singsing meepo who remember
>>
>>172210728
>None of the teams have been eliminated yet
>literally meaningless honeypot showmatches
>>
>>172210707

>criticism
"you an idiot"
"Cuz u an idiot"
"Haha cuz you an idiot what a brain"

Then spamming "haha". Again, as I stated in the previous post I was in the wrong for bothering to reply, but I was already tilted and that rubick was an asshole at 0:00 of the game.

Now that was out of the way, am I still clarified to be a shitter? I'm 4.4k MMR, nothing special but I'm at least immune to those "2-3k shitter need not apply" memes.

I don't know how's it like over there but over here people don't really say "toxic" much, they just go straight for the back and forth shit.
>>
>>172211116
nice bought account
>>
>>172211116
That's not being toxic, that's just being a cunt.
Using "toxic" unironically means that you bought into the buzzword of the week when every normie faggot uses it for every possible situation that they don't like.
>>
test
>>
LMAO
>>
>eternalenvy rapira
?
>>
alright what
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ENVYCHAAAAAAAAAAN
GAMBAAAATEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>EE
>>
>EE actually did it
should I relapse anime?
>>
IT FUCKING WORKED
>>
>>172211229
>getting mad over semantics
>in a video games forum
>in a mandarin hieroglyph exhibition

quite sad, but that's your problem
>>
>>172211279
adelaide?
>>
E N V Y
N
V
Y
>>
>EE
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Man, Aui is a shit Meepo.
>>
how did envy not get that aegis
>>
>get rapier
>lose
LUL
>>
>Artour puts his shitty team on his back once again
>>
ARTEEZY IS DOING IT
>>
>>172211397
Click bug
>>
>>172211334
>people disagree with you
>you call them mad
No wonder you use the word toxic
Again, please end yourself
>>
>envy leaps into the pit solo and dies to jugg ult

How does this guy keep getting on teams?
>>
>>172211397
He had 6 items up, swapping to backpack is too hard
>>
NP wins a solid game 1

then throws like retards game 2

why?
>>
classic envy
>>
>>172211350
no
kys you're self fucking shitpost enabler
>>
>>172211279
Adelaide, let me hug you!
>>
>>172211229

Well I'm sorry then. I did not know this.

>>172211204

No, it's not. I've played over 1500 games on this account.
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>>172211446
>throws

they won one team fight the whole game, they didn't throw they just lost
>>
>>172211437
if jugg gets aegis its over
>>
>>172211396
I want to breed Nibutani
>>
>envy in charge of late game decision making
>>
>>172211446
Stupid meepo pick
>>
>>172211483
The 2 first meepo gank failed due to good graves and tinker showing up and blasting him. From then on meepo did nothing
>>
>>172211432

That was not me, Anon. That was a different Anon. But it seems like someone at least agrees with me, even if their reply was not too refined.
>>
>>172211549
exactly

calling it a throw would imply they ever had a lead
>>
>>172211484
Why do 2k retards like you defend envy? HE SOLO LEAPED INTO PIT WITH RAPIER, A SINGLE JUGG ULT WOULD KILL HIM LET ALONE IF THE WHOLE EG TEAM WAS IN THE PIT.

Fucking apes
>>
>>172211549
You think I give a shit what your MEEPO is? You are NOTHING.
>>
>>172210785
This. I'm fucking tired of the constant radiance on offlane abbadon. I understand here it was in hopes of preventing a blink but it's an awful pickup on abbadon who benefits far more from mobility items.

Leshrac and the Abaddon picks here were garbage, fuck even the bane pick was meh.
>>
Did envy the fucking mongoloid even have blink?
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>PPD right now
>>
>sheever went from hosting to panelist with PPD
Whose dick did she suck?
>>
>people surprised by wings being shit
Did anyone watch the fucking qualifiers? Real garbage.
>>
>>172211738
sheever has HONESTLY become knowledgeable enough about the game to be able to be a competent panelist

prove me wrong
>>
>>172211795
I still want to fuck her so that hasn't changed one bit.
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>>172211795
Her mmr proves you wrong.
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>the toggles
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>>172211795
She's wrong about everything?
>>
I like slacks but I still don't know if him being stupid is the long con he's running. He's college educated and taught Psych101 but his spelling and reading the 1.1k gpm as "11" is convincing
>>
>>172211919
He sounds stupid too.
>>
PPD murdering slacks when.
Can't even do a fucking highlight reel of the other group?
PRODUCTION VALUE
>>
>>172211795
Most 'analysts' point out the obvious other than prior / current pro players who have real insight.
>>
>>172211919
>Taught psych 101
So highschool anatomy mixed with pleb level mental illness awareness?
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>>172211884
Slacks is 5k. MMR means nothing.
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Go Newbee! anyone who picks Storm and not these faggy nobrain heroes like Alch and Invoker r based
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The jug arcana is a mess. His alternate colour makes him look like phoenix in the hero pictures at the top.
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>>172211919
>College degree means you are smart
>Teaching a bitch class in college means you are smart
>>
>>172212160
>not these faggy nobrain heroes
>invoker
?
>>
>>172212176
Not everyone can get a degree, and even if you have one not everyone can teach.
>>
alright I just woke up how's DAC going
>>
>>172212242
Storm takes 10 times more skill than Invoker
>>
>>172212374
stop posting
>>
>>172212176
The fact that you don,t see that he's obfuscating tells me you are in the lower part of the bell curve.

Most people with a adequate brain can see where the personna is fabricated to neatly fill the buffon role for the scene. The man, in a few years, was able to basically implant himself in the scene and is now a mainstay of basically any relevant event, mostly by doing ''funny', voice and videos.

I expect you are the kind of person that also thinks Trump is an idiot?
>>
>>172212374
dumb cammyxchun-li poster
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>>172212160
that's disgusting

looks like she has tumors in her legs
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>>172212160
T H I C C
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>>172210632
One less ego, one more tournament.
>>
>>172212490
Or maybe I'm just contesting the fact that you actually have to be smart to get a degree and you are just a bottom bitch trying to appear clever.

I don't know if Trump is an idiot but by golly you are.
>>
>20k viewers
>Twitch chat about as dead as some random stream with only a few thousand viewers
Are PGL viewbotting?
>>
>>172211116
They are just getting mad because toxic is a normie leddit word
>>
why is kotlguy SCREAMING SO MUCH please just cast this like the groupgame it is it is not the goddamn ti finals
>>
>>172212618
Man, that,s a lot of aggression. I suppose you were unable to get one, must sting. Before you ask, yes i do have degrees, Geology and Chemistry. thanks for asking
>>
>>172212753
His Hype Generator needs a driver update
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Based Newbee cucking the shit out of Liquid their shit alch pick

Alchemist is the most braindead retard hero that exists, the most subhuman of niggers could play that hero to perfection, get fuckinf destroyerd fucking garbage alch pickers
>>
>>172212665
>NA asleep
>EU working except for neets

all we have are chinese viewbots and a dead game.

FeelsBadMan
>>
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>>172212841
euroNEET checking in
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>>172211279
apple lemonade?
>>
>>172212841
Not asleep NA here.


Anyone here got any knowledge on how to appease neck pain? Don,t wanna go to the hospital at 5am, but at the same time fuckign unable to sleep on it
>>
Damn dude, kaka dies and they lose t3, shrine and roshan
>>
>>172213020
how much does it hurt

take a couple ibuprofen
>>
>>172213020
Cold compress.
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>>172213020
fix your posture and stop slouching
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>Newbee are good again
this is good
>>
>>172213172
BETWEEN THE PLANES
>>
>>172213214
liquid is shit
>>
it's 4:25 a.m.

i woke up at 4 p.m.

stay up all night or go to sleep right now?
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>>172213214
they're better than dogshit liquid that has to cheese with Alch to even come close to winnig atleast
>>
who is the caster that isn't godz? i brainfarted and didnt look the name
>>
>>172213249
Stay awake for another 12+ hours at least to try and get your sleep schedule back on track. It'll kind of suck but it's better in the long run.
>>
>>172213315
odpixel?
>>
>>172213123
A fair bit, inside of the curve between neck and shoulder. Suspect it's from job, where i lift heavy charges on the shoulder.
>>172213142
will do
>>172213172
Posture is fine, been feeling it since waking up.
>>
>>172206981
I'm convinced Icefrog created and introduced these guys to soften the blow when the true badboy Lizard Ancients get introduced back into the game
>>
>>172213401
that's him, thanks m8
>>
>>172213406
you may just have slept with your neck in a weird position, but you should be careful if you put a lot of strain on that area
>>
>>172213249
The only solution is to suck it up and keep awake until at least 8pm. Don,t do the bitch thing of saying ''oh, i'll take a quick power nap'' during the afternoon. You'll sleep and be back to square 1
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Liquid is so fucking garbage
>>
Aghs Juggernaut is pretty much lvl 2 omnislash with MoM on 6.83 Jugg
>>
Ghostik is a fucking useless piece of shit. Empire would be decent if they had CHIPENKO instead.
>>
alch is just pure fucking retard
>>
>>172213613
No
>>
>>172213628
mattay chipenko-chen
>>
>>172213663
No.
>>
>>172213521
who is dis simon dimon
>>
>>172213172
I CHARGE
>>
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China?
>>
LIQUID ARE DOING IT
>>
>>172213913
>that
>seemin deemin
No
>>
>Newbee having this much trouble with Liquid
Are IG actually fucking beastly? I'd assumed that Liquid was just dogshit
>>
congrats Liquid u can cheese with Alch walk around like a retard in fights get 100gorillion gold and do nothing and win lmfao, what a fraud of a team
>>
GH and Kuroky learned that they have to be on the opposite sides of the fight so that both of them don't die first
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>>172214093
what do you have against liquid, dude
>>
>>172214081
It's day one at a China lan, I'm pretty sure they literally poison the water supply for western teams.
>>
>>172214148
They are gay
>>
>>172214081
While IG is certainly good, I would like to point out that Liquid draft on both games was absolutely dogshit.
>>
M O N S T E R P U L L
>>
lmao holy shit liquid are bad, how do you lose with jugg alch
>>
4 MAN VORTEX TO 4 MAN BURROW
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>that Storm aghs.
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F-FREE BLACKHOLE?
>>
>>172214148
alch is a hero for retards by retards
>>
aghanims vortex is a freakin blackhole mane
>>
Log, 60:45
Kuro: I have lvl 3 weave you guys
>>
>>172214240
>loses to alch

Lmao at ya life family
>>
lmao how is liquid not finishing this, are euros this retarded
>>
Euro here, what have i missed this morning?
>>
burning carry will never be bad no matter the meta.
>>
>>172214565
Is that why burning was garbo for the past 3 years?
>>
BLACK HOOOOOLE
>>
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THIS STORM AGHS IS DOING WORK.
>>
>>172213172
THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS
>>
5 man vortex jesus christ liquid
>>
BLACK HOOOOOOLE
>>
miracle not having fucking BOTs on backpack is hurting me so much WTF
>>
>>172214564
work
>>
liquid is just retarded i think
>>
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GET FUCKING DESTROYED LIQUID SHITTERS

CANT EVEN WITH CHEESING WITH ALCH

LMFAO

BASED STORM
>>
How is storm aghs balanced dotards?
>>
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APOLOGIZE
>>
>Liquid winning with aghs Storm
>Empire shitting on LFY with PA
Are Euros, dare I say, /our guys/?
>>
how the FUCK does legion keep killing PA in duels

>>172214749
Please do not post BBC whores.
>>
goddamn Newbee played those teamfights amazingly, even though they shouldn't compete lategame desu
>>
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>'top' Storm players who say the Aghs isn't worth it

B T F O.
>>
no boots or even blink is actually so fucking bad

who cares what items u have on jug or almost any other carry if u cant hit anyone or maneuver on the map at a snails pace
>>
>>172214824
>legion is a counter to PA

how does he do it the absolute madman xD
>>
>doubting Soldier CCC
>>
Storm Spirit aghs is broken as hell but I love it.
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>defense of the ancients two's storm spirit's aghanim's scepter'd electric vortex
>>
I wish I could afford aghs on SS in my games
>>
only 300 thousand winner cut

what happened?
>>
>>172214837

we just witnessed that x-factor that separates pros from pubstars at work

your average 6k MMR storm would never have even thought of getting aghs in that situation, he would have stuck autistically to his preconceived idea of the "best" storm build and probably ended up losing the game
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>tfw Bill Bargains removes your enigma and gives you a discounted refund which is storm but the storm happens to be far better
>>
>comeback from the army
>start playing dota
>build aghs on storm
>destroy opposition
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>>172215046
>>172214218
>>172214223
>>172214261
>>172214707
>>172214726
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BASED LIQUID SAVING STRATS FOR THE MAJOR
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>replacing best captain in Dota history with a fat bumbling idiot
Is any tournament safe from this fucker?
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>Zib zab man gets a non-channeling Black Hole on a 20 second cooldown at the price of 4200 gold
>Dota 2 retards of the Dota 2 general will defend that this is balanced
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>>172215161
They learned from the two second places. HONEY POT
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>>172215164
whom are you talking about?
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>>172215181
lotus orb?
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Is he the true dota prodige?
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>>172215181
>playing against aghs storm and sand king
>"lul better group up for deward"
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I had to go outside help my dad start the traktor.
Someone tell me what happened after miracle alche buybuy when newbee pushed t3 bottom
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>>172215139
Someone acknowledge my meme, I spend a shit ton of time on it.
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>euros suddenly complaining about storm aghs just because they lost to it
how do you even drag yourselves out of bed in the morning?
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>>172215285
>I had to go outside help my dad start the traktor.
Really?
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>>172215161
Their draft was meta as fuck this game anon, not memeing like they did in the first series,

This is the BEST they can do.
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>slacks unironically doing purge work better than purge
how do we stop this man
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>>172215317
Does she just NOT have a nose?
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>>172215139
>>172215315
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>>172215405
Cholesterol is doing the work at this very moment.
>>
>>172215317
>how do you even drag yourselves out of bed in the morning?

first i have to move your fat ass mumma out the way bitch
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You know there's something wrong in the team when you keep picking alch when he's not ezwin anymore
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>>172215321
It's not really a traktor, traktor's are expensive. It's this thing. I don't know what it's called.
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>>172214978
>china
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>>172215461

Classic kuro crumbling
>>
Slacks please, Purge is only 1 more insult from shooting up the place
>>
>>172215181
literally GoodEnigma
>>
Who eles /admiralbulldog/ here??

give me a Kappa 123 JEEE BAITEEDDDD :D
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>>172215624
SKADOUCHE xd
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who did gh replace in Liquid?
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>>172215650
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>>172215315
>>172215139
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bravo kuro
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>Liquid playing this like a honeypot
>200k
>its actually a honeypot
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>>172215624
haHAA!
i love twitch memes X-DDDD
ANELE SUMAIL MID ANELE
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>>172215761
hahahaha ROCKET SCIENTIST xD rtzW
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>4 supports
Uhh, dotards?
>>
what patch is this?
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>NP in the same team as monkey
I may be 1.3k but that just seems silly, also how long has MK been in captains mode?
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>>172215416
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>LFY drafted 4 supports

huh
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What are with these Liquid drafts god damn.
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>pick furion
>lose
nice game dotards
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>>172215950
HONEY POT
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>furion

dotards?
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>liquid
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>lets draft invoker WITHOUT a late game carry to deal with BKB heroes
why does he keep doing this?
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>About to go 8-0 in group stages
They can't keep getting away with it!
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>>172215978
>>172215992
even bulldog hates hero nowadays
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WE
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https://twitter.com/zai_2002/status/846307540010917889

Our Guy, Liquid BTFO
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>godz is spewing bullshit trying to look like he knows something about the game
Yea Godz, Hood on PA is the same as Vanguard on PA. Not like one of those build into a core late game PA item and the other doesn't.
>>
>>172216340
>3 drums in the game
PROFESSIONAL PLAYERS LMAO
>>
kaka feeding like a madman
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Kuro is crafty little monkey
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Fuck this jugg arcana. I was thinking he was PA the whole time
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>Empire 2-0'd LFY
damn son
>>
Reminder we're all watching Bulldog and not trashy 2k casters
>>
>shitumbamanchild
>>
>>172216856
i tried watching that meme spewing faggot once
never again
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>>172216856
No we are not. You have to be a special kind of retard to watch that shitter
>>
>>172216856
nah i would prefer godz repeating three times in one sentence that solo pickoffs are very good for bounty hunter ;-)
>>
this miracle guy man
>>
I'm going to aim for 6k but I'm not sure what hero I should play. I could easily do it with Furion but I'm not a cunt

What hero should I pick you guys?

https://www.dotabuff.com/players/36643618
>>
>dominate early game
>only to lose it all by losing your supports a few times

cumbag gold was a mistake tbqh
>>
>>172216856
neck yourself my man
>>
>>172216856
I'd rather watch singsing cast
>>
>>172216976
>>172216984
>>172217110
>>172216983
>>172217156

But , he's a very good player and we all love memes and hes a meme king.You lot are such fun haters its unbelievable.If he said he loved Trump you would be all over him
>>
>>172216856
>why give Aghs to Nyx dude
the donger confirmed 2k
>>
why did liquid pick NP again??
>>
>matumba '1-1-11 quota' man
>>
>>172217281
to lose)
>>
Am i stupid if I think that Newbee is cheating? There is no reason they would be able to spot MK on top of the trees, and the chinks are not newbies at cheating
>>
>shitumbachild
>>
>>172217041
Anyone? Fuck this general, seriously. Pay attention to me.
>>
this liquid has to be the weirdest team is history. they have to much skill, so much potential, yet they suck so hard, the draft like shit and even when they win games it's a tough win
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>>172217281
>>172217318
>>172217375
?
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>SPROUT=RTZ
KEK
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>>172217508
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>>172217342
Chinese have no honor, that is why half the teams at DAC are chink, the booths aren't soundproof, the food is poisoned, the tickets are Malaysian airlines budget class and there is a chinese diseased man sneezing on every western player at arrival.

Never trust the chinese or their apologist ice 'buff chink heroes' fraud
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>matu
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That sprout , monkey , freezing field combo.

And these are just honey pot starts..
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Why cant Sheever be a proper female host and wear a feminine dress?
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>shitumbachild

he could've taken that rax wtf
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>matumba literally means BBC
>fincuckland
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>>172217684
>Implying Matu isn't black
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>>172217718
Matumba's bull is black, yes.

He's just dogshit.
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>>172217774
Come say that to my face and see what happens you little shit
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Why did wotumbaclam not go aghs octarine if he wanted to split push?
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>>172217619
why, what's she wearing
>>
>>172217850
She's wearing a lumberjacks shirt with overalls and jeans.
>>
>>172217850
She pretty much wears jeans and a jacket for everything but majors and TI
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>>172217189
faggot
>>
>>172217819
You will prep me? No thx I'm not into cuckoldry or homosex
>>
>23/0/13

jesus christ what
>>
I was sleeping while OG vs Faceless happened and tuned in for a few mins when they were leading 14-2. How'd Faceless lose that game?
>>
>>172217872
hehe you're the one faggot that took the bait, how do you feel?
>>
>23-0
will these teams ever learn? YOU ALWAYS BAN INVOKER
>>
Why is Artour growing a Jew beard?
>>
>23/0/13
holy shit
>>
>>172217827
>getting those items against alch and kotl
/d2g/ everyone
>>
>>172217819
she really wants it, doesn't she?
>>
>>172217914
faggot
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Sccc? More like suck all the farm and lose
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rtz looks like hes about to drive a trailer into a group of people
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>it's a matumba gets carried by miracle- and thinks he's good episode

How much do you wanna bet he said 'all me' after that gg?
>>
>>172217962
WOWO 2 for 1 what a great day , your going in my meme archive
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>>172217967
More like give miracle invoker and lose
>>
>20/0/13

How do we stop Miracle?
>>
>>172217983
faggot(3)
>>
>>172217967
>23/0
>50k damage

so there is no arguing who is best voker
>>
>>172217967
kick the shitter finn and bring Fata back, make liquid great again
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>>172217906
Generally if you win early and mid but lose late its the fault of your carry but I don't see how they could've lo-

>black carry

Nvm fixed it :)
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>tobi+merlini
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>>172217979
>yfw terrorists don't even know how to make a bomb these days
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>>172218092
>toby+synd cast never
JUST
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>>172218072
>bringing the choker back
might as well disband right then and there
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why does sumail have a queling blade and an iron talon???
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>>172214813
Im going to devour your butt maki!
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Which team is this most relevant for?
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>cr1t tping second later, failing to save anyone and staying mid to get all xp
JUST LIKE MY PUBS LMAO
>>172218327
their bonus stacks so why not
>>
>>172218364

Alliance
>>
>>172218364
NP
>>
>>172218364

Alliance
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>>172218364
>>
>HotD is kill
So the go to lifesteal now is naked Morbid Mask/Vlad/Mask of Madness? Or just get a Vanguard for regen if your hero builds Basher/Abyssal Blade later?
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lmao honeymoon is over for EG and Liquid

they're done
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>nu EG

>>172218687

Liquid at least has Miracle unlike EG who have no one
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Holy shit IG,v
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>nu-EG
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wow that was game winning silence from earth spirit
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>>172218687
More like the gutter oil poison from the fried pig dick dumpling soup is finally kicking in.

Hehehe stupid laowei
>>
>>172218769
Maybe if they had OG.miracle, but they settled for Liquid.Miracle
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>>172218643
just get a ring of health if you're getting fucked in lane otherwise just go for other itens

if luna/troll, get morbid cuz u need it to farm forest
>>
>>172218839

>23/0/13
>>
>>172212374
sauce
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EG deserves to lose for picking alch, how does cr1t jsut watch that newbee game and not pick sumail storm

cr1t puts the nu, in nu-EG
>>
You fools, you will never authentically understand the involute meaning behind EG's forms of kineticism in the game. You do not understand the deep noetic conception process behind each and every game. They will persist throughout the tournament, as well as the Major, and vanquish all opposition. Mark my words, I am not going to be erroneous about this
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Why are laowei so stupid? Quickly Ma Fen release the SARS spores into EG's ventilation.
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>>172218983
They dropped a game against the baffler. They have ZERO hope
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>eg being manhandled
lmao
>>
This ig.v ES is pretty legit
>>
>>172218983

>your post
>>
NA BEST TEAM LMFAO
>>
>>172219039
It's true, if you tie 2 games then you're pretty much in the lower bracket
>>
>Land of burgernistan
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>EG are shit now.
>OG and China dominating.
UH?
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>>172218983
>>
>>172219053

Both IGs are actually pretty good. Burning finally put effort into getting good again and it shows.

Meanwhile

>artoobiez pops a bkb and hits illusions
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>nu-EG
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>NA dota
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>churkartour
>sufail

Fear back when?
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>>172219119
H-H-H-honeypot
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>NA defense of the ancients two gameplay
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>there are americucks in this thread who stayed up for this
>>
Stupid EG laowei are subhumans. No laowei team will be top 6 in this tourney, Zhou Shi Chan will make sure of it with his knee breaking diplomacy at the laowei's accommodation.
>>
>shartour shitaev getting kicked for FEAR GOD

when???
>>
>>172219202
God bless America, the greatest country in the world.
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i was magnus that game
what did go wrong /d2g/
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>Evil Genii, the Reddit's Guys
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>>172219223

Pretty sure Fear wants nothing to do with nu-EG
>>
>>172219217
is laowai
dumb anon
>>
>>172219201
>posting this webm on an american made website is good for one lynching, which can be performed by anyone who has two hands to clap with
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@172219259
>hiding names and but not hiding EG
0/10
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CR1T OUT
SHITEEZY OUT

PPD IN
FEAR IN
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>>172219275
i liked how he made an effort to mispell every word, that's very rtzlike
>>
>>172219292
>le romanized pinyin

It's whatever I say it is you stupid rotten cheese smelling cousin fucker cleetus
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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
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>>172219350
>>
>>172219396
I hope you wrote those lyrics ironically, you fucker otherwise kys
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>>172219449
.t assravaged Artshit"no TI's"eezy's fancuck
>>
Guys, stop being assholes. EG are great, and I will root for them till the very end.

Have you forgotten how PPD owned envy? He's OUR GUY!
>>
>>172219259
>shadowblade vlads troll
>drums bara
>dazzle rushing solar crest for some retard quest and probably not warding
>some peruvian retard on alch feeding
>silver edge jugg
>cuckports feeding said SE jugg and morph

this is some 3k shit right there
>>
I hope sheever gets married soon, she's getting old
>>
PPD still looks like a nasty greasy 15yo nerd.

Poor fucking guy.
>>
I missed the first EG v IG game, was it close?
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HE SAID IT

NU-EG CONFIRMED
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>>172219660
he just minmaxed his character and sacrificed strength, dexterity, constitution and charisma to get as much points in intellect and wisdom as possible
>>
>>172219717
NO! fuck you! eg are the best! EG are the FUCKING BEST yo!
>>
>>172219516
I was referring to using 21 pilots lyrics, you fuckhead. Is this a joke?
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>" it's like a nu-EG.."

what exactly did PPD mean by this ?
>>
>>172219804
he's trying to dissociate his winner image from those losers playing in EG calling them nu-eg
>>
SCREENCAP THIS
KIEV MAJOR WILL BE LIQUID AND EG
BECAUSE THEY KNOW DAC IS HONEYPOT
>>
cr1t more like sh1t amirite????????
>>
I want the Lina bloodstone rush meme to end. NOW.
>>
>>172219772
I think ppd's pretty charismatic, he just enjoys being an asshole more though
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>>172220017
Loving evry LUL
>>
!!! HONEYPOT CONFIRMED !!!
>>
Purge is pretty woke
>>
>>172220017
og.miracle vs liquid.miracle
og.cr1t vs eg.cr1t

it's not even close
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Bloodseeker lmao?
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>>172220126
Did he confirm the honeypot?
>>
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>>172220130
NA not even once
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>ALCHIMEST
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>>172219948
.t nu-EG fancuck rooting for nu-EG

DAC is sacred

DAC was the establishing tournament, the Major before Majors, were everyone doubted True EG, saying how they were lost in the darkness without superstar RTZ" One less ego, one more championship" and Zai. and despite all the doubt, the conquered China against all odds, dismantling team Secret and the dominators that were VG gaming
>>
rofl this dogf1ghts picture!!!

he looks like an asian S4
>>
>>172220042
i think that build is similar to antimage, you rush 5k item to farm a lot faster
what is not similar is that lina is shit at every stage of the game, dies fast, can't splitpush, can't rat, can't jump on you out of nowhere and burst you from 100 to 0 and so on
>>
rtz more like rtooez
>>
>>172220275
rekt
>>
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>shrines
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>support BS farming the safelane
what did they mean by this?
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>>172220424
one second channeling to activate shrines WHEN
also respawn talents removal from cores WHEN
>>
universe more like observable universe
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>>172205883
>playing the game

Are you crazy?
I play game for fun, it is imposible to have fun playing dota.
Dota only make more racist. No, more than racist, now I hate everyone.
>>
>>172220476
>he thinks heroes have roles set in stone
shibbo'd a leaguebabby
>>
>shartour shitaev bloodseeker?

why eg?
>>
>doubting
>>
>>172220638
this
>>
Shitour Shitaev bloodseeker. What did sh1t mean by this?
>>
>>172220736
?
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why the fuck all those CM max fucking aura first and frostbite second
>>172220661
aight i should've worded that differently
respawn talents removal from every hero who can slow down enemy push WHEN
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>NA dota

looks like another EU victory is inbound
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>>172220638
you can mute everyone and play the game trying your best like you would do if you werent a huge faggot all worried about other people
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why isnt cr1t picking Storm

alch obsession u deserve to lose
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>>172220863
>not shartour
he's an integrated american now
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>>172220878
you should max quas on cm tho
wex is great value point
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>>172220878

>he thinks heroes have static builds

stay shit, shitter
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>>172220918

Because alch was imbalanced in Boston Major and he's still suffering PTSD.

As always, post ppd EG feels like it's 3-4 months behind the meta.
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FIRST. ITEM. HALBERD.
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Hello there NA
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RTCEASY L O L!
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>sumail is 0/0/0 a 23 minutes
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ARTEEZY
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

THIS KID IS SO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT
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Alchemist is going to win this shit
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>direct invite
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>>172221064
cr1t is just running out of fly strats to mimic
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what a retard draft.
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>26 min Halberd
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>1k gpm alch at 25 min
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uh oh
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>>172220867
>doubting our boys
shitter
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A good 1/3 of my games now are either me winning or losing these stupid epic memeback games where teams have taken rax or gotten megas and have managed to come back, with the game just dragging on forever. The other 2/3 are just games where either myself or the other team has been ground into the dust.

Fucking why? Can't have a normal 50 minute game anymore. Either its 30 minutes or its 2 hours and 10 minutes. Valve fucking ruined this game
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>>172221421
our guys are already 4-0 for the day
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rtz prepping the sumail bull
>>
centaur casually walking away from enemy cores
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>ii zii gay ming
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>>172221451
>our
our
>our
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>>172221434
>playing dota two
hehhehehheheh.... stupid gamie!
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>>172220936
yeah that's what i was talking about
generally you should max quas since it deals most damage in teamfights and slow is fucking crippling, but most importantly, it's range is so long and you are able to use it effectively even with your shitty mobility
maxing wex first can be okay if they have cores who rely on their mobility skills
but maxing aura first is retarded, one point is enough to keep everyone on full mana before minute 20 or so, sometimes getting second point at lvl 3 is worthy if you have bristleback on the team but htat's it
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>>172221451

>le reddit flower team
>our guys

fuck off nigger
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>>172221434
maybe you're actually just incredibly shitty at the game?
I mean I didnt even read the post, Im just asking if maybe you are super shit at the game and letting you know its a conscious choice to not balance the game around your skill level
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>EG getting btfo

kek
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>>172221592
apologize.
>>
>>172221434

>Playing dota after 6.88

hahahahahahahhhahahahahhahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahhhahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahaahhahaahahhhhahahhhhahhhahahaahhhhhahhahhhhh
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why rtz build solar crest???
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>Sumail more networth than Cr1t Zai RTZ Universe combined
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>@172221519
>>>/mlp/
i dont even watch that shit but humanized horses are so damn easyto recognize
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>>172221621
im sorry
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>>172221572
hello newfriend

also a reminder that EG is by far the most popular team on reddit
>>
I dont understand , pls dont bully but does Ags not go into your slots if you give it away?
>>
>>172221742
no it only becomes a permanent buff like eaten moon shard does
>>
>>172221742
no, it's a passive buff

same as moon shard

also only alchemist can give them away..
>>
>>172221742
No. It becomes a buff. Permanent buff.
>>
>>172221732

>newfriend

fuck you retard, I've been here for too long. Now it's time to go back, you're missing on sweet upvotes.
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What happened to EG....
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>>172221686
humanized? what are you talking about........
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>>172221742
jew tricks
>>
So what's the win condition for EG here?
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>>172221925
They will win, dog eaters lovers btfo
>>
NEED STORM AGHS
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>>172221848
sure you have
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>>172221954

>btfo
>they already stomped game 1

y-yeah hahha g-go m-merica!!!!!
>>
EG playing some NP dota
>>
NA Dota is a shame.
>>
imagine if there was a hero that had infinite gold
>>
rtz pulling some ee moves this game
>>
>NA dota
>>
>Shartma1l
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>all over EG's face
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>>172222023
t.chink
>>
>LET'S IT GO ALL OVER EG'S FACE
lmao tobi
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AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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>LET IT GO ALL OVER EG FACE
LMAO TOBER
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>bloodseeker
>>
>>172221854
>>172221879
starcraft posters detected
>>
>shartour shitaev going back to puppey

when?
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>>172222129

>

wow you sure told me with that name calling you fat retard, there are hardly any chinks on this general. And practically none speak enflish
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NA hopes lay in EEs hands

*breathes*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>172222156
how did you know :3
>>
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>sumail has a ton of hyperstones in his quickbuy
>>
>liquid got 2-0'd by iG

dotards?
>>
>alchemist is stupid op
>rofl icefrog gg no alchemist nerfs
>alchemist alchemist alchemist alchemsit
>fuck this hero

- the EG squad before losing 0-2 to a shitty tier 3 chink team after first picking alchemist twice
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Not looking good for the amerisharts
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>>172222227
Oh honey, don't be mad sweetie, your team is just losing, get over it champ
>>
If EG manages to win this I will literally REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Has science gone too far?
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>EG winning
uh wtf.
>>
What the fuck is IG doing?
>>
>two free rax

holy shit the choke
>>
>>172222222
>>172222222
>>172222222
>>
>See thread is talking about how EG is losing this tournament is over for them
>tune into them taking racks

Eggsplain
>>
>>172222456
MAYOR choke
>>
>>172221590
I read his post and it is the case. As is always the case when people claim the game was ruined or some shit.

You don't even have to be that good. On low 4k the games are decided simply by who plays better. The meme back gold is not even a big factor this game. The guy is simply delusional.
>>
>>172222408
why
>>
>>172222408
only zeroes allowed on /vg/ i think
>>
>>172222456
>na getting carried by a paki teenager again
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>>172222313

>this is American banter

kek, no wonder you had to invent sports for your ""people"" to play.
>>
this ig vs eg game is some 2k shit, srsly
>>
Fire this foul mouthed retard already
>>
>EG winning
Wtf? Ma Fen get Mao on the line, we need to poison the Adderall supply
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what a clownfest
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>>172222527
>mfw the chink doesn't know EG is an EU team and the supporters are europeans
LMAO
>>
>>172222456

Hmmm it's almost like this game is a shitfest where one small mistake can throw the advantadge you built through the whole game down the shitter XD!
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>chinese centaur
>>
Are these professional teams?
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why did he cheese so fucking early
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what's with the tags on eg? subtle keks
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>chinese cheese
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>>172222627

There are no chinese here dumbass. You're just creating an image to deal with your massive butthurt. Like a child.
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>>172222632
>Your team is ahead
>you make a mistake and all die or give up important objective
>"WAH WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED BACK IN THE GAME"

eggsplain
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>le dota is bad because is a 15min long hero brawler

>every game i watched today was 1h+

?
doturds?
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Thats probably the funniest kill i've ever seen in a professional game
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>>172222606
neat, what's the source?
>>
>>172222712
Why would I be butthurt? My team is winning you shitter
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>evil shitters

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
>>172222725

It's a 1 hour hero brawler.

And rtc just died with no bb
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>>172222725
/d2g/ doesn't know shit about game they play or watch
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>go to take range racks
>get a freebie on RTZ

kek
>>
new
>>172222847
>>172222847
>>172222847
>>
>>172222725
Nobody here actually watches or plays this game
>>
RTZ is actually so awful LMAO
>>
STORM FORCE 5

holy shit he shat on them
>>
>sell radiance
>give your supports moonsharts
>dont buy abysall
>lose the game

Bravo eg
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>>172222756

LMAO

Classic ameriburger.
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>>172223056
>honeypot
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>>172222725
it goes like this
>insert person that doesnt like the game and hasn't liked it for years, except they dont realise it
>person plays with, talks about or watches a dota stream
>WTFF THIS IS SOO bAD TFFF wTFFF so baaad IM NOT ENJOYING THIS REEE
then top it off with them being retarded, supremely bad at dota, narcissistic, little to no self-insight, about to drop out of school/still living with parents and little to no social life apart from circlejerking about their hobbies and political views on ruggboard of 4chinz and you get your typical d2g unironic whiners
its basically what many people make fun of league players for, ''they wont stop playing the game even though its turned to shit because they spent so much money on it'', whilst these guys refuse to stop talking/complaining/playing dota because they invested so much time and emotion into it

there's plenty things to criticize about valve and dota, both current patches and past patches but its still important to shit on these fucks because they never have anything of value to say
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