Overwatch general - /owg/

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D.Va!

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There's no better feeling than personal healing!

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Did Gérard ever fuck her in her ballet costume?

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Canon(soon)!
not ifunny edition

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>>172201339
have an actual Canon ship

friendship that is

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>>172201339
I ain't happening my man.
Have the real soon to be canon.

Friendly reminder that if McCree and Hanzo had any contact at all it was as enemies when Overwatch was operating against the Shimada clan.

>>172201137
>they made orisa the same height as based rein
its shit

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>>172201442
wrong!
pic related is the true canon! (minus tracer+emily)

Changes we need!
>S76
Damage per shot does 18
Damage when ulting is 20

>McCree
Flashbang's hitbox fixed

>Reaper
Cancellable Wraith form
Cooldown begins when wraith form is cancelled

>Ana
Damage reverted to 80
Nade heal down to 60
Passive that increases heals she receives by 50% at all times (stacks with nade buff)

>D.Va
Taking damage refuels her DM meter

>Zenyatta
Able to discord behind barriers again

>Torbjorn
Throwing armor at Turret instantly upgrades it to level 2

>Orisa
I don't even know. She's as bad as launch Sombra right now.

> tfw you play Lucio super aggressively and this patch will make you a god

>>172201571
>never even met
>used to ahve 0 voicelines together
>tumblr fangirls still ship them together and rabidly attack anyone who doesnt
>Mccree's liberal SJW voice actor hears this and supports it
>is probably gonna get forced in to appease the fujoshi

Also if both this and reaper76 is canon all americans are gay in overwatch. What did Chu mean by that?

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So, new skins right?

>>172201683
0/10

>>172201683
>buffing ana
Why would you do this?

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>>172201453
And, though it could still change, I'm fairly sure in a interview a while back Chu or Metzen mentioned, canonically, the two have never ever met before and "maybe one day" they will.

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>>172201137
Jamison Fawkes!

>>172201737
Man it's just bait. He's "copying" R76 posting and being overly obnoxious some other times insisting that crap Mercer said has any baring. Acting like its comparable to Chu literally saying there is a romance somewhere between Ana, 76, and Reaper. I don't know what brought it on.

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I'm having too much fun with this.

Added both of Athena's modes. If she does get in she absolutely needs to transform between humanoid and quadruped forms and be a different class for each, Support/Defense for Humanoid and Offense for Quadruped.

>>172201856
Fairly certain all heroes in Overwatch will meet one day. Like all will eventually join Overwatch since most are heroes in the making or "villains" with a clear redemption plot.

>>172201779
It should have been the other way around. Her damage was fine, but her nade should have been the one that was gutted.

>>172201683
> Ana
> passive that increases heals she receives by 50% at all times (Stacks with nade buff)

That is not good at all, would make Ana way too strong at 1v1s and way too strong in group situations if she had 100% increased heals. I think a 50% SELF healing buff might be warranted though.

> D.Va
> taking damage refuels her DM meter
Would make her too strong against flankers while also making her too strong as a main tank. Blizz already said they don't want her to be too powerful because of how much mobility she has. Also, this could potentially cause huge problems with beam characters being able to damage her while her DM is up, would it be able to recharge while in use? If so i can see situations where DVa has endless DM potential.

Torb change is a neat idea though, could be interesting but also might be too strong late game when theres a bunch of armor packs floating around

> Orisa
Idk what to do with her either, maybe increase her body shot damage?

>>172202024
Why does everyone assume that is Athena when athena is the announcer?

>>172201137
>Torb is taller than me
Good god

>>172202169
The "A" on her head, for one. Also she can be the announcer and playable, she simply downloads a copy of herself into the Omnic body while the original program stays in the Gibraltar Watchpoint system.

>>172202269
Blizz wont change character silhouettes with skins. They wont have someone with the same voice as the announcer.

>>172202226
>Tfw talller than more than half the cast
It's an indifferent kind of feeling.

>>172202150
Make it so beams don't recharge her DM. But Geoff has insisted that D. Va be a DM whore but did nothing to facilitate that, so adjusting her kit and abilities to be a dedicated DM whore is necessary.

>Orisa

Reduce the size of her headbox, jesus fuck.

>>172201683
>Changes we need!

A new map would be nice.

>>172202034
Technically, if the foreshadowing in Reflections is any indication, but next December a large number of the team should be back together again. If not there is going to be a lot of mocking of Winston's "I have a good feeling about next year" line.

>>172202334
Since when does Athena have a silhouette right now? At the moment she's an AI in a computer with no body. And you're also assuming a lot about what Blizzard will and won't do, it's easy to make Athena's announcer voice and Omnic voice sound different while being the same voice plus everyone's already familiar with her announcer lines.

>>172201683
>Changes we need!
Buff everyone back to when they were powerful.

>>172202341
I'm 5'1"
Cmon Torbjorn can't possibly be taller than me, r-right?

>>172202150
She's actually weaker in 1v1 actually. She'd be taking 90 heal instead of the current 100, while at the same time healing other heroes for only 60 hp with her nade.

The proper numbers for the buff to D.Va's DM is something I haven't worked on. But she shouldn't be able to have DM up at all times without dying. Geoff clearly want her to be a mobile Rein for flankers, so might as well make her able to do that. They keep nerfing her damage afterall.

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>>172202460
I think this is the reason they will use to explain why no one responded yet.

>>172202532
He's 4'7" according to that chart.

Do you know how feet and inches work?

>Numbani
>Gibraltar
>Oasis
Who comes up with these names? Are Blizzard gonna make more made-up maps and if so, what would you like to see in a Blizzard made map?

>>172202627
Not quite subtle enough, Anon.

>>172202604
Isn't the drone marked as 4'7" on the chart?

>>172202535
Yes but buffing her damage would make her able to kill flankers with 2 shots + nade again

>>172202627
>Gibraltar
>made-up

Here's your (You), now fuck off.

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>>172201137
>american units
You might as well measure height in hamburgers or something.

>>172202627
>made-up maps

>gibraltar

Poor bait.

>>172202528
If blizzard isnt willing to change character silhouettes with skins. They won't have someone with the same voice as the announcer. That is what I meant. New players wont be familiar with announcer voicelines.

>>172201737
Pretty sure "you're pretty handy with that bow" has been in the game for a while

>>172202601
Well, here is the thing. We have foreshadowing scattered here and there. The big 3 will reconcile. Reaper will end up being a "situational" villain. Winston's line in Reflections. And there are more I can't think of off the top of my head. Problem is, they aren't going anywhere. We aren't moving the story along fast enough. Chu says updates will be faster but we still aren't seeing it yet. And with this snail pace I REALLY hope he doesn't just jump to everyone being back together suddenly by next December so he doesn't look like an idiot.

>>172202702
No. The bots, Ana, Sombra and Orisa have all been poorly shopped in by an Anon.

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>>172202702
>mfw i just now noticed there are numbers on the left
Never fucking mind, I'm fucking retarded apparently.

Newfag here: Zarya, Dva or Orisa?

I'm already semi competent with a few dps (enjoy sombra and tracer) and heals (mostly ana but lucio is fun), so i want to pick a tank to practice in (mostly) soloqueue.

So which offers more to the team?

Playing Rein isnt an option because i dont hate myself that much yet.

>>172202705
Then lower nade damage to enemies to 30 too. 60 damage with her gun is just too low for how slow she shoots and the fact that she needs her ammo for both allies and enemies. Even Mercy's pistol outdamages her gun right now.

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Post Devil mom.

>>172202782
Change what skins? Athena doesn't have a body yet. And again, the announcer and Omnic voices can sound different to distinguish between Announcer Athena and playable Athena, similar to how the characters say different things depending on what team they're on so you know which Zarya's using her ultimate.

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>be junkrat
>drop trap/mine outside attack team side door
>'accidentally' tell 'my team' in all chat that i put a trap outside the front
>game starts
>instant trap
>double kill with mine

>>172202929
Zarya and D. Va
Zarya can easily set up a combo with other heroes, if you can coordinate it properly
D. Va is great in dive comps, which are getting more popular recently. Imo it's easier to carry with Zarya.
Orisa is pretty weak. Wait for buffs.

>>172202929
Zarya, literally always useful and the highest carrying potential

>stevo hits gm just by playing symmetra
>there are people who are not gm
Loving every laugh

>>172202861
Yea. 2017 is a quarter done and nothing has changed except bastion is with Torb now.
Been 142 days since the last animated short.
I pray that they are working on a pve mode that the halloween event was playtesting for.

I wish they release First Strike and just say it's non canonical.

We need something big.


>>172202984
Other character's skins.

>>172203089
>>172203121
thunks, now to save up for cybergoth.

>>172203136
There are even Mercy GMs anon. As long as you hit a certain threshold of not sucking, if you keep at it you can eventually rank up regardless of who you're using.

>>172203159
>Other character's skins.

What do their skins have to do with Athena?

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What are the age of Zenyattas siblings? Do you think we can tell how old he is by looking at his siblings? They look like they were born on the same day as the other omnics do besides Bastion. Zen looks like he could be 226 years old but he said he's been training Genji for a long time as a student. And he is in his 30s. The Omnic Crisis was decades before so we can narrow that down. But how old is Bastion and Orisa was just recently born. Zenyatta is one of the oldest Omnic monks to live along with his siblings but how old exactly we don't know. The second oldest in the game is Ana's Reinhardt. But they do not look nearly as old as Zenyatta but his skins show he was a pharaoh as well as a monk. Monks live on a long time but Zen is a robo monk and those can live about twice if not longer. Can anyone help? Here's a sweet desktop screensaver if you guys want one.

>>172203326

Blizzard won't change the silhouettes of Character's in skins so they won't add a hero that sounds the same as the announcer. Sure they could have different voicelines like how enemy's have different ult lines but the ult lines are jsut one line while Athena would have dozens or hundreds of voice lines and it would confuse new players.

Blizzard doesnt even let people sue skins in high level tournament play to keep things simple for new players.

>>172203159
I want to hope First Strike is still on the table and Chu is working on it. He says Gabe, Jack, and Ana are important and his favorite relationship. I don't care about the anal pain of "where is the focus on muh favorite character". A revised First Strike would fill in a HUGE chunk of the lore that is sorely lacking right now. I just want to hope Chu steps up and announces a new release date for it. I really do.

>>172203424

Zenyatta is 20.

>>172203771
What? No that's in human years. He's an Omnic, they're different.

>>172203575
I'm still confused about what skins have to do with a character who is only a voice right now, and you seem to think everybody who plays Overwatch is so stupid they wouldn't be able to tell voices apart or figure out the static announcement lines from the character in the match talking.

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>>172203771
>zen is 20

>the omnic crisis happened 25 years ago according to Chu's timeline at GDC

Interesting.

>your dva matrix's herself when she gets peppered
>lets the mercy die during pharah/76 ults
>call them out on it
>"stop being so selfish"
Are healers not meant to be favored?

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>tfw 76 gets no skins worth wearing over his default

>>172203771
see >>172203889. thats what i dont understand. That age gap is what doesn't make any sense by the comics go on. Omnic years are different of that compared to human years. Zen is LITERALLY over 200 years old. He's only 20 to humans.

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>>172203889
Have a better timeline. And its 30 not 25.

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>>172204094
huh?

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>>172201736
speeeeeeeed boooooooost

yeah i play lucio super aggressively and go for boop after boop, so I hope this patch is good for me

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WHY CAN'T I GET OUT!! WHY!! WHY!!

May God forgive me for what I am about to say but... I'm actually starting to like Orisa.

>>172204094

I like his Strike Commander skin.

>End up in a game with a person who has nothing but 33 hours on Widowmaker in comp
>As soon as someone says, "dps bad" because we our support has the gold in damage, he decides to start trolling

I thought this shit stopped in Plat.

>>172204103
Nothing says he's 200 years old. He was built 20 years ago. That's it.

https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/zenyatta/

>>172204356
But it keeps his old man voice. They need the skins to be like the skins in heroes of the storm.

Some skins there completely redo the voice.

>>172204250
just as bland as default, every other skin is a strict downgrade in aesthetics.

def=smok>>bone> twink commander morrison>dogshit>the rest

>>172204276
>pick soldier
>shoot at enemies
>win
?????

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>>172204094
Wrong

>>172204465
Commando is great.

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I got my POTG hacked today for the first time. As a Sombra main in the future when I get it I will nut even harder knowing the devastation the other player feels getting it stolen.

>orisa
>mercy
>symmetra
>winston
>soldier
>genji

makes for an unstoppable defensive line-up on R66

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>>172204323
thats okay anon. i have fapped to orisa too. honestly ever since i heard that the new character was being created by a little african girl i had that song "african child' stuck in my head and that got me thinking: what if efi accidentally made her have a robotic "vagina" because she was curious about her own body. she eventually first programmed for her to be inside orisa and she gets stuck and the only way to get efi out is for you to fuck orisa and cum inside her robotic bagina till 9 months later she is programmed to release efi.

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I want to become good friends with Sombra and introduce her to things i like.

>>172204094
the blue jacket is pretty cool

>>172204385
it still happens in master

>>172204596
>orisa/symmetra shenanigans

feels good, bug

>>172204465
Nah, all the other blues keep half the gun white, smoke makes it pure white which is aesthetic as fuck, then you got Immortal, then Night Ops, then everything else

>>172204590
>play wiht a friend
>he gets a triple res and 6x assists
>potg time
>Mercy grafully fly-HACKED
>6x kill by me
>His disappointment was priceless

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>>172204590
Stealing POTGs as sombra is a very rare thing
but denying the genji his POTG is so satisfying

>>172204623
Like vaping and jacking off to anime, yeah!

>>172204623
I want sombra to hack my pc and censor my porn and install a pornblocker and send me censored nudes daily with gradually decresing skin until im just jerking off to her fully clothed.

It was cool seeing Orissa today in the carbon entertainment stream. Looks like she can handle some koth action pretty good

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>>172204797
I'm sorry those are all the hobbies you have.
>>172204851
This is kinda hot.

Consolefag here. I would love to switch to PC and I finally have the money to build one. Now my question is that, are you able to remap the movement buttons to the arrow keys? Because I am left handed. Which means if I want to aim good, my left hand would have to be using the mouse.

>>172204672
ah so you kinda see where im coming from?

i really wish more people would break from the norm and realize that there are really odd combos of heroes that make for a great team.

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>hate the maps
>hate the game modes
>hate the characters and their shitty cheesy abilities and cooldowns
>can't stop playing for some reason

HELP

>>172204851
this is a weird fetish you have anon

>>172204965
aim well*

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>>172204965
Very few PC games DON'T allow it, and even in those cases there are some workarounds.

So yeah, obviously you can map the keys however you like.

>>172204965
You can rebind everything

>>172205000
you can still fap to the porn like everyone else on this goddamn general. speaking of which i want to see some female heroes getting impregnated. any help on finding some good pron?

>>172205040
eh, it is just a chastity fetish for virgin nerds like myself.

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I want slice of life. And the fact we can't have canon slice of life kills me. The shit writes itself. You have artists on hand. Slice of life is just amusing and fun filler you can throw in anywhere and doesn't have to fit your "theme" or be impacting.

Its just plain fun entertainment. And you shouldn't rely on the fan community to provide it because most of it is written/drawn poorly anyway. Not that Blizzard's shit is any better but it has far more potential to be on going and written on a non-cringe inducing level.

Please.

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So I've got some money laying around and I wanted to ask: what keyboards/mice/mousepads do you use? What sensitivity do you recommend?

>it's an Orisa shits out 25k damage episode

>>172205096
I really don't understand why PC games don't allow arrow keys as an option. Aren't they like the pinnacle of computer games?

Are there any prevalent balanced for real competitive play game modes in the server browser?

Stuff like:
>Tank damage reduced
>Tanks more tanky
>Healing from healers reduced
>Healer ult rate lowered
>Small buffs to Offensive and Defensive class heroes

Stuff that would make the game exciting and actually worthwhile

>>172205158
know of any places where I can find fetish stuff like this for research purposes?

>>172205315
Putting a cap on the amount of tanks players can have on their team would be great for comp. Putting it at 1 tank allowed would be ideal.

>>172205256
what keys would you use for jump, abilities, crouch, etc

>>172205327
just search for "censor" on /d/

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>>172205205
We sorta had it in reflections. But I want slice of life before Overwatch fell. Especially of Amélie and Gérard.

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>>172205205
>Slice of life is just amusing and fun filler you can throw in anywhere
There's a proper term for that: omake. SoL is something different.

>>172205256
What are you even asking? "Aren't [arrow keys] like the pinnacle of computer games?" What?

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So check it out, what if we took two characters, Roadhog and Soldier 76, and just made them moderately worse

Like lets bump up 76's shots to triple their damage, but only 1/5 the bullets and make him take falloff damage closer, make his ultimate freeze him in place and take 2.5 seconds of standing still to kill a squish while it locks on and delays, and also remove his healing for a shit CC.

Also take his mobility away in exchange for a 2 meter roll that reloads and has cooldown.

Now he can hard counter pharah even more and...... and..........uh.....


Then we take roadhog and double his clip size and firing speed, but we cut his pellet damage in half. Also reduce his health by 60% and make his self-heal only on kill, only 1/5 of his health instead of 1/2, and he has go out of his way to collect the heal from his victim's corpse.

And instead of hooking and bringing the target to his shotgun, we give him the ability to turn invincible (but without the ability to do anything else) for 3 seconds and to slowly teleport so he can overextend and kill the enemy in their territory!

Now he can hard counter winston even better and........ and........uh...... and.....


Aren't these heroes amazing

>can't rebind junkrat's sticky grenade to M2 for throwing and then exploding

Why is this game SO SHIT

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>>172205417
well off the top of my head, i could use my ring finger for up, middle for left, pinkie for right and index finger for ctrl which would be jump, the rest of the circled on the left would be the abilities and the circled on the right could be ult, voice line, spray etc. its worth a try.

>>172205451
Hardly. I mean it was 10 pages and most of it just tossed other characters in randomly. It was an update comic to let us know where everyone was.

I mean a full, day in the life from start to finish that gets posted every week. Something to look forward to reading that just sheds some fluffy character development.

>>172205461
Thank you Mr. Weeabo.

>>172205219
steelseries qck+
soon g403 wireless

>>172205496
there are 26 heroes anon, there is bound to be some overlap between the designs

>>172205667
Did you see the thread on /g/ about mice?

>>172205725
No

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>>172205571
>sticky grenade
wtf are you talking about? go back to /hg/

>>172205634
Consider using the number pad for movement and abilities instead.

>>172205662
Yeah that would be the dream. But I am convinced blizzard doesnt put enough money into the game's story for anything like that. We always blame Chu for not writing but he has probably wrote a ton of stuff blizz will never publish because it won't make them money.

>>172205920
i guess. i dunno i just felt like computer games nowadays would still make use of the arrow keys.

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>go mercy
>someone instalocks pharah, tells me to follow them
>everyone else is dps or tank
>if im following pharah, team bitching
>if im with team, pharah bitching
>ask the sombra to please go another healer
>"nah man you go this, just quit slacking on heals"
>6k by 4 minutes in
>the Dva doesn't even defense matrix during 76 ults even when im huddling behind him because he used it 2 seconds ago due to a mercy pistol shot
>lose
>our mercy was shit, gfg
And here i was thinking Mercy's were entitled shits

>>172205634
seems really awkward having my hand at the bottom of my keyboard, for a left handed layout reversing the normal wasd layout to ijkl or pl;' would probably be better

>>172205997
They make use of whatever keys you choose, bud.

>>172206040
should of played ana

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This game has gotten me so lustful for Mercy that I am willing to go out of my way to cosplay as a hero and try to smash a Mercy cosplayer. Jesusfuck I never thought I'd want to fuck a video game character so badly. I don't even know why her, I just really fucking want to fuck her more than anything in the whole wide world. God help me.

>>172205634
just get one of those keypads with all the keys next to it

>>172206378
>keypad
>all the keys next to it
youre gonna have to be a little more specific there, buddy

>>172205982
Don't say we. Its literally one guy who is increasingly anal pained by the day and has been pointing fingers at anyone he suspects is a "chu apologist" and flies into a state of shit posting. I'm actually surprised he hasn't shown up yet.

Anyway, no its not just Chu and Metzen would have been worse. In fact he WAS making it worse by pushing out back story without setting down a concrete timeline. Chu sat down and clarified it. Its the best thing he's done so far. Now the major problem is updates. We really need updates and it was dragging because of all those retcons and related issues there of. If Chu can somehow keep his promise and push them out it would be great. But we still aren't getting anything yet. The skin blurbs hardly count. I hope he doesn't think that was a major update.

>>172206265
>Valkyrie online!
There is some perfect combination of cute and hot. Like a quantum superposition.

>>172206265
I know that feel, anon.

>>172206486
Kek, I only get here right now and you're already posting about me.
Fuck off Chu's mom, nobody cares about your sons stupid bullshit.

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>>172206265
I'm with you on that train... though if it's with her witch skin, than that's a different story for me.

>>172206265
>tfw know a french girl acquaintance who has mercy's facial structure and overall body frame (large b's, small c's and thin waist while still having an ass)
>burned that bridge hard due to traveling arguments
Had i not been an actual man, and admitted defeat to her pettyness, id have her sucking dick with at least Mercy's hairdo

>>172206596
got a pic? or any form of her social media?

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>>172206415
one of these things

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>>172206415
He might mean something like this. (Whatever these are called.)

Personally I'd first try the numpad tho, or maybe making room on your desk to use WASD with righthand fingers.

So I'm having trouble aiming and stuff. I've been practicing but it's only doing so much. I've heard from a friend that Quake is where a lot of the pros learned their stuff from, would it be a good idea to pick up Quake and play that a few times to help get a grip on my aim before returning to shit up comp?

>>172206738
posted a pic once of a friend on here, it came back to haunt me

>>172203424
That's some yahoo answers shit right here.
I especially like how Zen was a Pharaoh, that made me smile.

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>>172201137
Junkrat is only 25 and he's already the king of the lanks.

>>172206849
>>172206860
WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT?! How would I even put my hand on it? Is this seriously what left handed PC gamers use? I dunno about this.

>win 1 match
>guaranteed to lose the next 2 because muh forced 50

fuck this matchmaking horse shit

>>172206917
dammit. its okay anon im already stalking this girl on facebook that has a 10/10 mercy face too that lives slightly close to me. only problem is i dont even know if she plays overwatch out of the games she does play, let alone would cosplay as mercy. also i think the biggest issue is how i get her to acknowledge my existence without looking like a fucking freak. :/

>>172207263
I'm not kidding, she looks like a goddamn sex robot. I would still fuck her like the pathetic human bean I am.

>>172207281
If you live in Paris area, we might be talking about the same girl

>>172206265
Why would you an old lady?

>>172207062
I've never met anyone in real life using those, so your guess is as good as mine...

>>172206914
No, because they are two very different games, and Quake doesn't even have headshots.

Instead you should try lowering your sensitivity and work on your tracking. (Overwatch isn't even very focused on aiming anyway, when several heroes don't need precision and the game doesn't revolve around perfect headshots.)

>>172206914
Even if you're not a weeb, I strongly recommend Osu! Guaranteed to help with your aim and turn you into a closet weeaboo like it did to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1grwpUuF6s

>>172207438
nope i live in los angeles. its rare here to find anyone as white as mercy tho. everyone talks and acts like sombra here, it sucks ass. but nevertheless i will still do what i can to tap this potential healslut of mine.

>>172204103
Humans use years as a measurement of age though, how would it make any sense for humans to look at something over 200 years old and be like "welp, it's 20"?
Even if omnic years are like fucking fruitfly "years" and they're a "million years old" Zen still would only have existed for 20 years and that doesn't change just because he experiences time differently which is still complete fan fiction.
I am surprised he's only 20.

>>172207696
dogs dont use years the same way we do

>over 25 million copies sold of overwatch
>only 44 people post here
why is this?

>>172207558
osu doesn't do very much to improve aim since it's a 2D environment and overwatch is a 3D enviroment, it does help in getting used to your mouse, warming up before you play, and figuring out if you prefer aiming with your wrist vs your arm

>>172208108
>dead game

>>172207932
Dogs don't have a concept of time, otherwise yes we still measure dog ages in years. They just have shorter lifespans.

>tfw i'm not having fun with dps
>tfw can climb only with dps
Gold is true hell.

>>172207695
>everyone acts and talks like sombra here
I swear if they also look like Sombra I'm moving to LA

>>172208161
but ominics have the same exact opposite

Who's that one hero you pick when you absolutely MUST win at all costs?

>Offense
>Defense
>Tank
>Support

>>172208323
Soldier: 76
Junkrat
Zarya
Zenyatta

>>172208323
Soldier 76
Torbjorn
Reinhardt
Lucio

>>172208281
>A city of 3.88 million mexican women dressed in cyberpunk running around poking each other and shouting "BOOP"
Sounds utopic

>>172208323
>S76
>Bastion
>Winston
>Ana

>>172208323
soldier
>defense
rein
ana

>>172208281
uhhh yeah at my highschool there were quite a few grills that looked like her come to think of it. obviously didnt have the purple suit and bands on her half shaven head. but the faces did look alot alike. i do recall a girl to did do something similar to the boop thing but to my nipple in pe class, i got an instaboner and she smirked at me and then my social autism kicked in and i booped her with my dick on her thigh and she walked away awkwardly.

>>172208323
>Symmetra
>Symmetra
>Reinhardt
>Symmetra

>>172208443
Holy shit i want to live in a place like this

>>172208310
That doesn't make sense.
Are you saying in 20 human years an omnic is experiencing 200 omnic years or 200 human years because either seems to be a moot point since that means he still only existed from 20 years as measured by almost all instruments that record or tell time, except omnics in your headcanon

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>>172208526
>my social autism kicked in and i booped her with my dick on her thigh and she walked away awkwardly.

>winston is fucking up our mercy and ana
>"76, deal with it" - rein
fucking how

>>172208526
What the fuck

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>>172208526
>and i booped her with my dick on her thigh and she walked away awkwardly
Christ anon, I hope that's a joke because that shit's mortifying

>>172208323
Ana
Ana
Ana
Ana

t. one trick

Okay: Soldier, Mei, Hog, Ana

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>>172208526
>i booped her with my dick on her thigh and she walked away awkwardly.

>>172208628
wait no sorry im half asleep while im typing but what im trying to say is that dogs dont have the same years as humans because they die faster. in this case omnics have the equivilant of what human years are to dog years. but its double not 7 like how it is for dogs. zen is a 200 something year old, 20 year old omnic. he was invented for 200 ominic years and was already born until 20 human years during after the onmic crisis

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>>172208526
>i booped her with my dick on her thigh and she walked away awkwardly.

>>172208843
What if he ages like a smart phone? One year is like a thousand years if the new model comes out.

>>172208684
n-no it wasnt. but its okay i still talked to her after that and shes still friends with me on normiebook

>>172208843
>wait no sorry im half asleep
Very clear to everyone else but you, it seems...

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>>172208928
I'm glad to hear you sorted it out anon
Now go and marry her

>>172208928
Time to boop her eggs with your lil swimmerz then man

>>172209035
i cant, at least not yet. i still have my social autismo shit. at least she knows its big so theres that.

>>172208323

Jesse McCree
Mei-Ling Zhou
Mako Rutledge
Zenyatta

>>172208323
Tracer
Mei
Zarya
Ana

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>enjoy playing Reaper a great deal
>he's completely shit
why

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>>172201137
>6 inches taller than lena
I can hug her just right

>>172209190
This is when you master him and become the thing of nightmares.

>>172209138
Imgur proof or youre gay.

>>172209108
pfft i doubt she wants me. im short and super awkward. like almost to the point where id be in one of those cringe compilation vids on youtube.

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>>172208526
>boop her with my dick

>>172208323
McCree (I know, but I do unusually well with him every time)
Junkrat
D.Va
Lucio

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>>172209256
anon I have to walk up to people to kill them
they just walk away before i can even tickle them

>>172209272
whats your kik? i will send you a pic if you want, i have no problem with it.

Been playing a lot of Genji lately, getting slightly less shit at him.

Should I buy Chrome or stick with Nihon?

>>172208323
>MUST win at all costs
>that one hero
These two don't really add up all that well.

As far as what heroes do I wind up having the most success with:
>76
>Bastion, by default really as I don't play any other Defense
>Rein or Zarya
>Lucio on attack, Zen on defense

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Why is McCree such a qt?

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>>172209251
>Not making her go on tippy-toes to kiss you

>>172209309
She doesn't want you
She wants me.

>>172209256
>always assumed JR was shit because i was told so
>just left a ranked match on a 14 killstreak
>killed a pharah as flying rat melee
Reaper and JR are hated by the mediocre, and feared by those who know their untapped potential

>>172209385
no no no anon that would be gay. its only not gay if its on imgur

>>172209474
because he's this perfect blend of white, latin, and southern all rolled into one
plus cowboys are ++

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Say something about my headphones, please

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Look at these 2 boys that are also friends and also like to Kiss and go on dates
Say something nice to them!

I figured it out, /owg/
Ever since I started maining rein I climbed 800 SR.
From 2700 to masters in 2 days.
In my plat games I noticed that the team with a shittier rein always loses, or one without rein against one. So I took matters into my own hands.
Shits easy, all it took was 4-5 games to figure out rein, and then go on a win streak with fat shatters.

>>172209613
Nice colours.

>>172209634
I hope hanzo got deported from japan because fuck gay

>>172209634
Faggots

>>172209613
They exist thats for sure

>>172209643
this man knows

it can get really disheartening though, when they can't kill shit

>>172209668
>>172209678
XD

>dva still doesn't have an Asuka pallet swap
We have gundam Pharah but not best mech series?! REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>172209525
>Reaper and JR are hated by the mediocre, and feared by those who know their untapped potential
Truer words could not be posted here. If there's one thing I fear as a support main, it's getting cornered or caught unaware by a good reaper.

>>172209668
>>172209678
That doesn't sound very nice!

>>172209432
use sparrow or carbon

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>>172209709
How often does a Reaper catch you unaware, though? Guy is loud as fuck in everything he does.

>>172209748
Hey that's pretty nice compared to a lynching!

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>>172209857

>>172209508
at least shes seen my benis and still talked to me faggot. WHAT YOU GOT ON ME NIGGA??

>>172204276
just pick soldier or zarya and kill people

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You're at the club when this guy flashbangs your healer and pumps a full clip into her abdomen before rolling backwards and instantly reloading his gun, which is now aimed at your head.

What do you do?

What program is best for recording potg?

>>172209835
>teleports behind you
nothing personnel kid

>>172209835
Normally it's during a team fight when he catches me. I'll be focused more on healing my team mates and too busy watching where Hog is to avoid his hook, avoiding shots from the hit scans, looking around for who all needs health and keeping in mind my positioning so I know where I can go should I need to flee from an Ult or something. Next thing I know, blam blam, I'm dead.

His strength I find is being sneaky and waiting until the teams are engaged in a team fight then flanking behind them to pick off the squishies. Even if he dies, taking out a healer or two weakens the enemy team and removes one potential ult.

>>172209986
i just record my potg using the xbox command.

>>172209835
>teleporting right to you
>not teleporting a distance away, but away from the main road/fight
ive seen beyblade action as recent as yesterday, and an Ana ulted reaper utling on your team is shit inducing horror that sometimes just cant be forseen, barring WM or Hanzo

>>172210090
Everyime i try that, it tells me theres nothing to record, and to try again

>>172209985
Push Q, kill him instantly

>>172209985
Smack his face with my 6ft hammer

>>172210031
in theory, this is true

what actually happens
>low elo
killing one support isn't enough
>high elo
Reaper's team already lost by the time he flanks the backline

if blizzard did april fools for overwatch what do you think they'd do?

>>172210119
delete your clips nigger. i got rid of all of my battlefield clips to make room for all of my excellent quads and quints to prove im a pro genji. the one time i get a hex kill and i didnt have any space on my goddamn xbox.

>>172210031
Trace is better at doing that.
So is genji
So is pharah
So is mccree
So is 76
So is sombra(okay maybe not)

>>172210276
Balance the game

>>172210276
Release a balance

>>172210346
>Balance the game perfectly for a week as April Fool's
>Revert everything the week after
I wish.

>>172210276
make pharmercy canon and then say april fools! and show mercy riding genjis still-human cock. that would destroy the tumblr overwatch fandom and it has to fucking happen.

>>172210009
Don't even remember when if ever this has happened, or at least so that said Reaper did NOT die on spot since everyone heard/noticed him.

>>172210031
Fair enough, I also main Ana, so I was curious about your experiences. I don't really ever seem to see Reapers in my low masters games, or if people run him, they often times swap when it doesn't work.

>>172209985

Shoot a rocket at him. Done.

Literally a meme character.

>>172209985
deflect at head, swift strike, and melee all in the span of about 2 seconds
works every time

>>172210276
Give McCree his old Fan the Hammer back.

>>172210332
this is a brand new cpu, no recordings anywhere

>>172209985

>wasting your flashbang on the non-threat

charge him, especially since he just used his roll too.

>>172209927
Boobs
Everyone knows boobs > beniz

>>172210693
thats wat you get for buying shit from china

>>172210831
Built myself, all thanks to Fry's super good sales during christmas/new year

>>172210813
my penis goes up to 8 inches, thats like the equivilant of DDs for grills. unless youve got DDs, i win. but you can give me your kik if you wanna work this out :^)

>>172210973
I don't even have kik
>i give you kik
>we click
>we meet up
>you awkwardly stab me with your dick

>>172210973
Why kik?

>>172210947
wat? kek, dude ive been talking about xboxes here, not pc.
but i am curious to ask what i should use to build a pc to play overwatch on.

>Symentra can win a duel against any hero in the game with her auto lock, higher than attack hero DPS weapon
Why is this allowed? Why does she even need this?

>>172211063
dammit. feel tempted to do it again ever since that happened two years ago.
>>172211068
because thats the only way im willing to talk to anons from here. i have other forms of social media but kik is the only one im totally okay with giving to anons. i like to talk to people from here at times so its nothing new to me.

>>172210973
Just post it on a different site and link it if youre so confident about it lmao

>>172211137
>can win a duel against any hero
No, she's only effective against idiots who can't kill her first. If you don't panic you WILL kill her.

>>172211071
i5 will do you just fine unless you can find a decent price on an old sandybridge i7
1000 series nvidia is easy, and has a built in optimization for most mainstream vidya
8gb of ram is meh, will get the job done but with prices so low for 16gb, might as well
i got the MSI "gamer" motherboard, but most mb's nowadays will more t han easily handle blizzard tier games
you can score 1TB HDDs for about 60 bucks,and SSDs of 500+gb for about the same

All of this is overkill for OW, but can hold you off for about 5 years with current games

>>172210340
All of those examples you made are memes aside from Tracer. And the difference between Tracer and Reaper are obvious.

Tracer is guaranteed to get that one kill, until a few enemy heroes turn around to try and focus you, forcing you to recall if you take too much damage or to just blink to a safe distance and flank from a different angle.

The main difference with Reaper here is that getting that first kill in an ambush, which is the hard part when using him, gives him 300 hp. Then he moves onto the next, and the next, and he's likely to take down 2-3 more people down with him if he isn't a shitty Reaper, don't even tell me you get road hooked because that shit is telegraphed as fuck if you have your eye on the Hog. The thing with Reaper is how easy it is for him to snowball when in a team fight. But he has next to 0 method to initiate a fight by himself unless everyone on the enemy team is distracted.

I'm friends with a Winston and Zarya main, and when you get that Winston/Zarya to open a fight, rolling the entire enemy team is easy.

>>172211198
hm. i suppose i could post a pic on a dick r8 thread on /b/ then link it here. not sure if id get banned for that or not.

>>172211176
Do it to random people on trains

>>172206047
>>172206259
>>172205997

okl; for movement, P for ult, I U and right shift for abilities. Right control for crouch, and space is still jump. There you go.

>>172211306
I doubt you would

>>172201137
>preTalon Widow was literally perfect
origins skin when

>>172211248
i would honestly build a pc to just play ow and gta v. tired of the god awful frame rate cancer on console and my aim sucks in ow on console so i figured its time to move

>>172211379
alrighty then, just gimme a few mins

>>172211137
Gorilla can straight up outdamage her, and even block her end of the damage via bubble
Reaper can blow her head off with 2 shots
76 can do basically the same as reaper with rockets + 3 odd shots to head
Hanzo can 1 shot her (pre shield) and 2 shot her post

Literally any damage dealer, avoiding panic mode, can turn off Symm in about 3 seconds. Symm needs chaos to play a factor in her setup or else she gets demolished

>>172211407
Do it, itll set you back about 1.5k but it will last a decade at least. Graphics aren't as huge in leaps as they were in the early 10's, and now its all about prioritizing CPU processing, which i7 and i5 do in spades

>>172211137
You can kill any 200 hp hero if you get the jump on them with any hero.

Human reaction times are a real bitch.

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>>172211385
That wouldn't really work since she wasn't a soldier before she was changed
It wouldn't make any sense to have this ordinary housewife with an abnormally large bum to be using a sniper rifle and scowling threats and avidity for Talon
The other Origins skins make sense because they at least match the present character

>>172211137
>Symentra can win a duel against any hero in the game with her auto lock, higher than attack hero DPS weapon
Flat out untrue, any offense hero can outdamage her handily, even before you take the ramp up time into account.

>>172211546
Gorilla is one of the few who doesn't outdamage her, although he does have a much larger health pool of course.

>>172211546
>nonexistent hitbox
>she's easy to hit dude just aim for her pink and ward her ult
she's literally cancer along with Ana

>>172211672
Git gud

>>172211546
Not that anon, but I exclusively play OW on my piece of shit laptop an 30FPS is fairly good for me. I want to build a gaming PC (although I do not want to spend 1.5k on it), I know how to physically put them together but I have no idea about choosing parts. Any recommendations on where to look/learn?

>>172211672
But even Ana, the worst hitbox in the game, isn't that hard to shoot at.

Maybe you should try and git gud

>>172211725
>I want to build a gaming PC (although I do not want to spend 1.5k on it)
For what it's worth I have an i3 and a 3GB 1060 and I still get a steady 120 FPS+ at 1080p/mostly highest settings.

>>172211665
>Symm is 7.5/15/30 per hit, based on buildup
>Winston is 60 per second
>symm has 200 health (100 life, 100 shield)
>winston has 500 health (400 life, 100 armor)
Not only does symm NOT do more damage, she starts off, doing less damage to winston via armor, and then requiring a build up of her noodle to do standard damage, whereas winston starts off with 60 damage, unhindered

>>172211725
Newegg is my go-to, with amazon prime being a backup. Never shop locally unless its for minor things like a refurbished HDD, to which i would recommend altex if you lived in texas

>>172211917
You don't have to lie on the internet, Anon.

>>172211956
She does 4 hits per second, so she does twice his damage to a single target at max buildup, and the same damage as him after one second.
Also "Damage relative to the other person's health pool" is a different thing than raw DPS

>>172211580
This is the truest fact that gold shitters in /owg/ never seem to realize.

>>172211956
Why are most Winston mains texans. Legit, I ran into 3 different guys with Winston as their most used hero, and all 3 had a pretty strong southern accent.

>>172212087
My main is Ana/76/JR, but most Winstons are usually self-serving asses who think they can spearhead a whole game

these people are usually southern

>>172211917
>I have an i3 and a 3GB 1060
I don't know what any of that means, but thanks for sharing.

>>172211956
>Newegg is my go-to
Thanks, I've heard that name before. I just really don't know what's good and what's not good. Seems like a fairly steep learning curve, and everybody I know irl that has a gaming computer had some nerd friend pick it all out for them.

>>172211379
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/727008443#bottom
fuck it. here ya go.

>>172212276
>Jump right in out of nowhere
>dies
>"Why didn't y'all follow up mah jump?!"

Suddenly it all makes sense.

>>172212326
>I don't know what any of that means
It means you can spend a lot less than 1.5k. I paired the lowest end Skylake CPU with what was, at the time, the lowest end new NVIDIA GPU (there are even more budget oriented cards now), and I came out fine.

>>172212042
No, I don't have to, there are any number of benchmarks and videos demonstrating the same.

>>172211641
Widow was a ballerina, she must have been pretty fit.

>>172212426
Now just send it your dick boop gal
instant romance

>>172211307
believe me anon i so would. its a perverts dream. but im too shy to even talk to girls anymore.

>>172212426
Pretty embarrassing that you rated dicks that are more aesthetically pleasing than your own a 7 and 6 out of 10

>>172212326
Also, here, have this:
http://www.logicalincrements.com/games/overwatch
Site started by an anon from /g/

>>172212617
heh no i wont send that one. id rather sleep, then wake up with morningwood, then send one to her. for now ill be here for another few hours or so till i actually cant type or keep my eyes open.

>>172212572
Yeah, I already figured I can get away with a lot less. I'm not looking for some monster machine that can run games on Ultra. I just want something that'll give me 60FPS on Overwatch and let me run AAA games.

>>172212682
Pretty embarrassing that you mistook his post for another when his actually has a stamp referencing /owg/.

>>172212682
wat? i didnt rate anyones, i just posted mine. tf are you talking about?

>>172210813
>>172212814
>>172212617
>>172212682
how would you r8 it tho?

>>172211580
The exception is Winston and D.Va. Any hero that takes more than 2 seconds to do 200 damage you can escape from with human reaction times. As long as you aren't using McCree.

>>172212839
Don't listen to him anon hes partially blind

>>172206596
>french
>not getting her to cosplay windowmaker

>>172212605
A dancing career doesn't really equate to combat experience or a loathing hatred for Overwatch and its members

>>172212697
Thanks, this looks really extensive.

>>172212929
I don't r8.

I prefer uncut but it's actually a pretty good dick you got there, champ.

>>172212929
Hmm "id like to get booped/10"

>>172213082
it is uncut, i just like to pull back the foreskin when i take a pic. i like to show off my shiny head that i clean and am proud of. heh

>>172213082
It's clearly uncut, you fucking dufus.

>>172213193
>i like to show off my shiny head that i clean and am proud of. he
why does that sound kinda hot

>>172213264
alright anon, i can handle it myself, thank you.

>>172213276
lots of things i do girls find hot. too bad im not a chad otherwise i would actually be getting a grill.

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>>172209986
Open Broadcaster Software

Set up Nvenc, H264 with a good bitrate and a keyboard shortcut and you're good to go

just make sure you have enough disk space, decent bitrate material can eat up a lot of space fast

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>>172213094
i was fapping to sinnercomics's overwatch comics hoping to get a raging boner but my dicks too tired

>>172213375
Maybe you just need to find a lil confidence anon

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How do you deal with Hanzo mains ? I lost 5 games today because of Hanzo mains that contribute nothing (with 25%wr)

>>172213016
Tracer wasn't a field soldier before, but her slipstream skin still works.

>>172209986
>look guys i got a quad!
Are you that bad at the game that you need to glorify yourself for getting a triple or quad every once in a while?

>>172213502
yea i think youre right man

>>172213302
Stay out of this, you weirdo. Was not my intention to defend you

i for one like this thread you guys are pretty cool
from me wanting to bang a mercy cosplayer, this thread turned out quite interesting if i do say so myself

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>>172213719
then why did you look at muh dick also how would you r8 it?

>>172213193
>>172213264
I'm just retarded, then. And maybe a little sleep deprived.

My original point stands though. It's a nice dick.

>>172213962
gee thanks! :D now lets see yours!

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>>172213605
I only record sixtuple kills

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>>172214075
>not calling it six-a-bong kills
u wot m8?

Is there a complete list somewhere of exactly what Sombra's hack does and doesn't disable

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Crates are rigged
>highest character unlocks is 45/73
>58% of all cosmetics unlocked
>4 months of testing this, opened 113 crates total
>95/113 of these crates have been 3 or more duplicates
>0/113 have had no duplicates

I guess the diversity that nigger Jew Kaplan was talking about wanting for his game wasn't in loot drops.

>>172214226
post a lewd of sombra and ill give you the list

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>>172209471
>Tracer
>Tracer
>Rein
>Ana

>quit because sick of seeing ana in masters+
>recently read about ana nerfs to her rifle and grenade
>decide ill come back
>play 2 comp matches
>ana still on both teams
>ana still able to 1v1 flankers as a support
>decide to reread patch notes
>they reverted the grenade nerf because it was to much
>SHE STILL 100% PICK RATE
LOL TYPICAL BLIZZARD HOLY FUCK THIS GAME WOULD BE 500% MORE ENJOYABLE WITHOUT ANA JUST REMOVE HER PLEASE

As tracer can you stick a reinhardt through his shield?

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>>172208323
>implying anything I pick will make a goddamn difference