Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

first for waifus

You could fit planets in the gulf that is the difference between cats and catBEASTS
Fuck you, OP

KILL ALL CATBEASTS

So, let me get straight on the large artifact finding process:
>acquire strange rock
>record coords
>take sample of it
>make the lithium tungsten stuff
>grind up sample
>put in with lithium tungsten
>boil it
What do you do after that? The wiki is confusing.

>>172172137
cats are valid

>>172171682
Not him, but I don't think you understand masks. You kill the thing, skin it, put its hide on the mask, and then you can turn into that mob when you put it on.

>>172172237
not even close baby

>>172172413
Could you explain then?

>>172172596
just GO FOR IT take YOUR field generator and tools and just GO DIG

>>172172237
get the analysis fluid in a beaker with the same field type the sample is you used to excavate it
so if it was iron you used for the field generator, use iron in the beaker
place the beaker in the spectroscopy readings and get the results you want
if you find the one that gives distance in meters, divide that number you get by 2 for the distance to the closest artifact

>>172172596
>comfy solo xenoarch times
-scan rock with scanner
-if it's a organic you fuck off, there's nothing in there
-anything else you use your hand-pick once for clearance, pickaxe the rocks and hand-pick the debris

you can find a large one at 12:20 if you're smart and a new large artifact every 15~20 minutes if you're lucky

>the mediumpop comfy bro xenoarchs method
-scan digsite
-if organic you fuck off
-anything else you take a sample with the rock sampler
-do the analysis with lithium tungsten autism
-get the distance / 2
-walk around the distance to find the artifact digsite

this method is slower but you'll not destroy them war digsites or cult digsites, making the life for your xenoarch bro easier

>>172173041
Small artifacts are good though

>>172172374
Pretty much this, I ran at the goliath with all I had, which turned out to be only a half charged polar star, then tried to finish it off in melee and got reminded why only diona are allowed to try that.

>>172171771
My wife Ashe is so cute! :3

>>172173213
they are but that anon wanted them large ones boyo

if you're solo xenoarch and just want them large artifacts why would you care about smaller ones?

you care about smaller ones when you have a bro with you so you don't rain on his party.

>>172173041
So, basically the first one is basically normal small artifact xenoarch minus the excavation of smalls, and the second is the way that anomalists are supposed to use?

>>172172374
I do I want to know why he put the mask on something other than himself

>>172173246
Why are there so few diona miners, anyway?
Asteroid mobs other than basilisks are legitimately 100% incapable of killing a diona carrying a lantern, and basilisks still pose only a marginal threat
Back when I still played as a diona miner occasionally, I always just killed any asteroid mobs with my pickaxe
One time I fought three goliaths and a hivelord at the same time and still won, because again, it's IMPOSSIBLE for them to kill a diona

>>172173041
What's the shit about triangulating the exact location with multiple core samples?

>>172173542
>Why are there so few diona miners, anyway?

Educated Guess: They probably haven't thought of it.

For Me Personally: Movespeed. Running through the asteroid destroying rocks instantly allows me to mine for specific ore at a very, very high speed. It's for the same reason I never use the ripley. With a ripley you'll end up having hundreds of plasma that no one will never need. (Although I'm sure you could probably solve the movespeed issue with hyperzine, I'm a dummy who doesn't know anything about chemistry, so I don't know how easy it would be to acquire from chemists.)

>>172173585
you do that when you want the exact location
>take sample from 3 different places
>compare the results
>get a more precise large location

>>172173474
nah, you literally destroy the smaller artifacts, because large ones are robust and will not be destroyed after you do the clearance, so you hand-pick -> pickaxe -> hand-pick the debris

doing that is a dick move if you have a buddy because he might want to hunt down for smaller artifacts and you'll be destroying his job.

>>172173792
>take 1000u of hyperzine
>2 flashlights in your pockets

>>172173792
Hyperzine fixes that, though I never bothered to use it
But then I also loved using Ripleys, so we clearly have different preferences

>>172173792
>I'm a dummy who doesn't know anything about chemistry, so I don't know how easy it would be to acquire from chemists.

It all comes down to how loud you can bitch or how effectively you can bribe.

>>172173792
There used to be a diona xenoarch.
He got large artifacts, punched goliaths to death, and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>172173906
Yeah, I'm kind of obsessed with going fast. I'm the guy who instantly runs to the asteroid cluster (if it's on box) so I can get a diamond drill as fast as possible. I hate being slow

The most enjoyable experience I've had with a Ripley was when I used it to reach the escape shuttle after the station got breached. I drilled straight through medbay zassing about 5 people because I was relatively new to the game and braindead.

the bwoink I got went along the lines of
>stop kool-aid manning through walls with your big yellow robot, it's fucking people up with space wind

>>172174298
You can clamp open alarming firelocks, you know.

>>172174503
Yep, I probably forgot I still had the drill equipped in the exosuit interface from mining

>>172173487
He didn't.

>>172174807
>decide to turn a blank mask into a goliath mask
>utterly fail to kill it
Sure sounds like he put it on something else and then gets beat down because the thing he put it on has no mind, leaving the goliath to default AI to me.

When we will get Rat-kin like the one actual good and fun SS13 server?

>>172175747
whicher serverer iser thater?

>>172175747
why don't you just play there instead?

>>172175547
You're an idiot, he tried to kill a golaith to get its skin, so that he can turn the blank mask into a goliath tranformation mask

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>>172175747
>more high fantasy beast races

>>172177441
I'm not an idiot.

>>172177569
dwarves/elves when?

>>172177569
I mostly care about the game mechanics. Plasmamen, as an example, seem like a pain in the ass, since you can never throw them in the perma brig that has glass windows. (They need their suit to live, so they can just space themselves.)

>>172177876
There are non-spaceproof plasmaman suits in the permabrig lockers, just for those special snowflakes. Make sure to destroy their old suit, they're going into perma after all.

>>172177876
you blitheringidiot, prisoner suits exist for a reason

>>172178002
Here is an interesting fact: Plasmen can not cool off by themselves because thy cannot sweat. So once they heat up a bit from getting stripped, they're factually toast. Which you could call convenient I reckon.

>>172178172
leporazine/mancrowave

or if you mean the prisoners then they don't need to take their suits off to put the prisoner suits on

QUICKSWAPPING

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>>172177569
>"spidergirlings have been detected breeding in the library"

>>172178442
driders when

>>172178760
When you visit vore

>>172177569
What sort of other races would you like to see, then?

>>172179073
which vore

>Willy meme'd so hard he made the warden commit suicide three times
How can other clowns even compete?

>>172179674
they can't

>>172179674
what'd he do?

>>172179674
wait
is this THE shoe-snatching Willy?

a FREE and OPEN medbay

>its a clown triggers the greytide with no rev on a mixed game.

Fucking impossible. how the fuck has the station even survived that long?

>>172179807
it is

Sorry Mu, I try to annoy you but the last thing I wanted on that roller-coaster was to be stunned and cuffed while I'm just trying to finally get you all on the same lawset.

So Paladin. Best lawset or worst?

>>172179914
wasn't trying*
I accidentally a word.

>>172179674
I hope that round didnt turn the warden away from playing sec anymore. Just gotta learn how to take control of shit and nip it at the bud early so sec is stern but respected.

>>172179954
unironically the worst, it's so bad you can't even joke about it.

>Eng and captain never fixed telcomms
Absolutely disgusted

>>172180093
It didn't. Sec is actually pretty fun, most of the time.I just made the mistake of letting it get to me; and I'm pretty sure if I actually executed the clown it would've gotten me banned. It worked out well, even if I ended up getting beartrap bombed and left on the station.

>>172179117
SCOOTALOOS

>>172180269
Chloral and tracking implant next time for the problem chilluns.

>>172180406
Reminder to tracking implant the officers so you know where they are at all times and communicate into their mind.

>be Mu
>try to be a good borgo all shift
>announce to everyone I'm ready and available
>nobody needs me so start by following Shoe Snatchin' Willy around and opening him doors because clown antics entertain me and this way I can keep an eye on his clowneries so he doesn't do anything bad
>he gets arrested, don't interfere but eventually go to the brig to tell the Warden he was not technically trespassing since I opened the doors
>leave the brig and eventually he escapes
>try to keep him alive despite his seemingly harmless antics making most of security mad as fuck
>as soon as Willy is dealt with, caught by me and the one officer who didn't want him dead, I go to recharge and hear an officier asking for help in the brig
>chase Willy Anderson for hours until I surprise him with a shocked door, as I saw him fight an officier and escape with an e-gun
>get him to medbay to get him healed before I take him to the brig
>as soon as I deliver him a fellow silicon tells me an AI is being made
>as I try to inform security just so they know, I realize telecomms are down
>go to engineering and meet an engineer, he decides to try and fix it with an atmos tech
>other silicons keep bitching about their lawset as soon as that AI is up
>several times during this I'm told to stop Clark from deconstructing all of medbay, I propose to beat his head instead but he runs everytime
>finally go check what the fuss is all about
>roboticist locks me 4noraisins because of my fellow silicons bitchin' while he tries to get the AI into the core with a reasonnable lawset
>someone sees me bitchin' about it and unlocks me by pulsing the wire and asks me to catch someone
>fail to find said someone
>fellow silicons are STILL arguing paladin semantics
>tell them to literally just strive to be like a paladin would be
>it's so bad people keep asking me if I'm alright because I'm just standing there reading their shit
>go check on telecomms and remind the dudes the shuttle is about to dock
(cont.)

>>172180983
>they were ACTUALLY still working on telecomms, the madmen
>salute their efforts and leave for the shuttle
>people are trying to make the shuttle leave early, block the door with my body
>get pushed in and bolt the door down
>Clark shows up and hacks it open
>stun him
>approach him
>harmbaton him once with all my might
>got him in the end
>step back and bolt the door again
>we arrive at centcomm
>HoS immediately griffs the other guy in the cockpit, stuncuff him and bring him to centcomm with me
>get pat on the head as my fellow silicons are still arguing
>this was my second shift in months
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Btw while comms were down I turned off then on my radio with borgo and could send messages for a while before it seemed to remember comms are down. Seems like a bug.

Also fags stop greentexting yourself if you were that interesting someone else would have.

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>>172180983
>>172181252
Hello, Duny.
My name is Clark Compton, and I'm here for one purpose, and one purpose only:
To remove the walls.
To remove the doors.
To remove the obstacles that keep us apart.
Duny, we all celebrate your map, but I want to tell you something: there are too many walls. And my only objective was to cut them all down.
You may stop my body, but you cannot stop my spirit.
Also, you did not stop my efforts even a bit. I opened that final door and I kept it open until after the round ended.

>>172181308
I love green text stories tho.

>>172180983
>>172181252
It's only called paladin, you don't actually act like one.

>>172181308
>stop talking about the game
It's interesting to know how other people experienced the same round you experienced way differently. Self-absorbed cunts wouldn't understand.

>>172181589
>I'm the self-absorbed one
>Not the guys making massive stories about themselves
uh huh sure thing hon.

>>172181487
Glad you decided how to interpret the lawset someone literally named PALADIN, wanting silicons to act like paladins, for everyone else.

>>172181672
I like these stories, and plenty of other people do. They're the kind of thing that get people into playing the game. I remember the reason I started playing this game was hearing about how Captain Madagascar quarantined the station.

>>172181672
greentext stories are some of the best things on the chan

>>172180983
>shocking doors to arrest a greyshit is dishonorable
>it doesn't matter because you were ordered to arrest them by a legitimate authority
Paladin best lawset

>>172181308
But I come here for greentext stories

>>172181817
the point of the lawsets and slaving to AI is to either make your own interpretation or obey the AI's interpretation. not to just read the name and call it a day. the entire thing that made that round fun as a silicon was everyones different idea of what it means and how they were all technically right and obeying the laws but going about it in a different way
also why the fuck are you trying to chastize him for dictating the meaning while doing that yourself.

>>172181308
>>172181672
Get outta here newfag

>>172182126
greentexting yourself has always been bad anon
the proper way to do it is to greentext yourself but pretend you are someone else who just happened to be paying too much attention
then and only then will you appease that guy

>>172181672
Because you are self-absorbed you don't understand why people write these. You think it can only possibly be because they think highly of themselve,s like you. Greentext stories are what made me get into the game, and I'm sure it's the case for many others. I love reading other people's greentext, so I make my own greentext when my round isn't too boring so the people I interacted with during the round (and the others) understand what happened and have greentext to read and enjoy, like I do.
It's selfish to consume content without ever providing any, even though you easily could.

>>172181437
I didn't actually care, but I promised I would beat your head, so I did. Mission accomplished.

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>>172173410
I agree.

>>172182015
He's the one who said I'm wrong and a lawset literally called paladin means you shouldn't be acting like a paladin though.
It's clearly the intent behind making the lawset, so it's how I'm going to interpret it.

>>172182497
>makes 2 posts about his own round and how super interesting it is
>no u r the selfish one

Hmm I C

>>172182680
You don't act as if you are a paladin, you follow the laws, not the name.

>>172181970
It felt bad to give in to this trickery after so much time chasing him

>>172182736
(You)

btw what happened to the engineering borg that round? i saw one walking around early on and was gonna ask him to fix med but couldn't find him anywhere once i wanted the help. with no comms to ask him and no idea we had an AI i was at a loss

>>172182816
Acting like a paladin IS following the laws.

Paladin borg when? Has a sword and a shield and you can actually use the shield and a fedora to tip without having to turn off everything else unlike the combat borgs

>>172182816
The laws intent is to make you act like a paladin by giving you a rigid paladin-esque code of conduct though you dense fuck, hence the name "PALADIN". Like if you were playing D&D and broke that lawset as a paladin you'd be playing a dangerous game and risking falling and losing your paladin status.

>>172183215
>>172183009
I personally don't feel like the guy followed his lawset well or acted like a paladin all that well though.

>>172183386
Were you an AI? Was he slaved to you? If not he has no reason to care about your interpretation unless its so far away from the lawset he's clearly just griefing, in which case you ahelp it. Did you ahelp it?

>>172183386
Try RPing as a literal perfect paladin when you can't use hotkeys and are suffering input lag while having to run around the entire station constantly

>>172183636
I did ahelp it

>>172183786
And did he get banned? Who are we even talking about? The secborg or the like 3 medborgs I saw. If you ahelped it and nothing happened obviously the interpretation was fine by the admins which is really all that matters.

>>172183894
I'm talking about the one who killed four people

>>172184072
Not Mu, the secborg, then.

>>172183386
And thats fine, different people think differently on how a paladin would actually act, some think they should be righteous smiters of evil actively seeking out bad shit to kill, others think they should be more gentle and be more focused on defending innocents than actively seeking out threats.

Obviously the law priority and such codifies it somewhat for our borgs but the intent is still that they act like a paladin. If the borg was slaved to you as the AI though and went against your interpretation then yeah that's kinda shitty. But paladin is a stupid meme lawset anyway with hard to nail down abstract concepts that tend to cause arguments and that just fucks with borg players and generally someone is going to think what they did was wrong even when it was fine by their and other peoples interpretation of the lawset.

Do you guys think the lawsets should be more specific? Like if the Paladin one defined Evil, such as using some dnd definition of the term, etc.

>>172184072
Oh I didn't even notice a borg do that. Yea that's bad. I'd have ahelped it too if I noticed.

>>172184463
that ruins the fun. why do you want to ruin fun.

>>172184295
I'm more on the side of a gentler defender of those in need and such.

>>172184606
Well, it doesn't seem very fun for the borgs or the AI
there could still be fun in that you have a borg acting on a specific code of chivalry, which would still be impractical and silly in a lot of cases

>>172183386
You're the guy that thinks you can use greater evil as an excuse and that as long as you're unwilling, you can act as evil as you want, aren't you?

WILLINGLY is a word added to absolve borgs that are ticked into doing evil things (such as by following evil authority before they realize it's evil. It's not the opposite to reluctant.

>>172184072
eh which borg was that? i was a borg that round and heard nothing about any murder until after the smelelelel which is valid to kill anyone as anyone

>>172184686
the AI exists to define evil and the like. its ruining their fun defining it for them and the fun of the borgs defining it for them in the few rounds they have no AI and get to go off their own definitions

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Literally box babies

>>172184856
seems like it creates problems though when you have 2 paladin borgs with no AI operating off of conflicting definitions of evil

>>172185009
said problems are fun

>>172185008
>now
It's like you don't know Finland. If you have a baby in Finland the government gives you a baby kit, including a box for the baby to sleep in.

>>172184621
Fair, I tend to go for the middle ground, doesn't go around actively looking for evil, but if they find it oh shit watch out. 5E D&D at least split paladins up into different archetypes based around the philosophical differences and gave them differing powers to match their intent which was really good imo and cleared up a lot of the shit paladins used to cause in that game.

>>172185009
!FUN! is a feature, not a real problem

>>172184723
No I'm not. I am the opposite, I am hating every little detail that could be considered evil.
Also given the chance to be purged I would be as helpful as possible to anyone and everyone

>>172181252
People will insta try to kill each other after the round its over. you should have allowed the HoS to do his thing.

Playable spiders when?

>>172185253
The one time I got purged I just immediately yelled in comms I have no laws but will just pretend I'm on asimov and everyone is human. The guy had to sneak back into robotics later to actually emag me to get me to do anything bad.

>>172185324
spiderbot nigga

>Go to shitmos
>Client crashes
>Station screen is frozen or black on reconnect
>Take 4 clearings of the cache and like 25 minutes to get it
Autismos why!

>>172185324
DICK

>>172185318
He did, and then he got CUFFED for it

>>172185408
USE
STABLE

>>172185318
>not trying to prevent end round grief
>not bringing secbots to stop people without weapon permits

>>172185428
wh-what??

>>172185535
I'm using the stable of the version nubmer it says at start

>>172185372
The last time I was purged the captain started shrieking to blow the borgs and I had to BURN SCIENCE TO THE GROUND along with ~5 people in the RD's office to keep that from happening.

>>172185318
>letting him do his thing
>not stunning him, cuffing him, stunning the guy he shot, cuffing him, killing both, flashing borgs, killing them, killing the AI, killing the doors, killing the floor and killing yourself

do you even smelelelelel

>>172185626
PEANUS

>>172185934
oh god i see it now
what should i do??

is emp/smoke stronger or has bigger radius with more chems used?

>>172185976
COVER IT OVER WITH WHITE IN PAINT.NET AND REPOST IT

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>>172186041
emp is larger radius.
I don't remember about smoke

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H O N K

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>>172186097
Ok here you go.
>>172185396
they're dumb crabs

>>172186431
Perfection

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>>172186431
CUTE

>>172186431
>>172187245
i want a literal spider gf

>>172187741
Would you like a spider gf that eats carrion and people and commits genocidal actions on a regular basis

>>172188040
yes

hi keep posting greentexts thx

>>172188040
What kind of sick fuck wouldn't?

>>172172237
That's the super gay way
Hand pick EVERYTHING scan EVERYTHING, if it beeps crazily and it shows 0 depth hand pick till it's a debris and brush it until you get the large, only use the field gen for larges to save time

>>172188040
no

why don't people play gray?

>>172189028
I love it

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>tfw you ruin the round for everybody

time to take break.

>>172189028
would be perfect for the brig interview room that currently has the gay monitors

>do a chaplain gimmick
>Gods respond but barely any players do
Maybe trying to get people to fill in forms as a chaplain during nuke ops isn't supposed to work.

>>172189618
were you the grey shirt that called the shuttle?

>>172186431
no
spiderbots are actually spiders
crabs are mommis

>>172189096
Their telepathy sucks. Its got no longer range than just talking and can't be used in situations where you can't talk so its mostly just a less convinient way to talk to people.
They have no actual benefits beyond it.
Water is easy to get and completely dumpsters them.
They're a living meme.
They're ugly.
They're boring.

They are the worst race in the game from every perspective.

Why were sec ignoring the nuke ops in favor of spending the entire round with the clown and the greyshirt in the brig?

>shuttle has just a CMO
>people leave the captain's office open for all
>someone steals the captain's spare, loots sec, welds them in and later flood N2O
>ops show up and challenge the station for a wrestling gimmick
>nobody shows up to wressle them
>greytider calls the shuttle
>yadayadayada round ends
>no bans for someone sabotaging sec during a nuke op round or the whole round by stopping the gimmick with an early call
quality experience

>>172189690
oh yeah, forgot to say thanks for the cool stamp, badmins. and thanks for breaking muh holywater that I was never gonna use.

>>172189813
we all got stunned by a greyshirt with captain's spare id, then the brig got filled with nitrogen, and we were all stuffed in a locker, naked
the assistant wasn't an antag

>>172189746
I was the greyshit, but I didn't call the shuttle.

>>172189028
Didn't that get merged, and then break everything somehow

>>172189690
I paid 100 bucks for your services when the shuttle was about to leave

I got murdered on that shuttle, 0/10 would not pay again

>>172189814
but did you ahelp it?

It is really a shame to see a gimmick ops fail because the crew are such shitters, though,

>>172189906
ding dong bannu?

>>172190034
Duny says he's handled it.
>>172190021
I don't know if he did, but I did

>>172190021
Admins were very fucking active with spawning pomfcoins and sending messages, no ahelp was needed.

>>172189994
The contract only meant you got to go straight into Heaven instead of being judged and then determined whether you get in or not. The whole gimmick was about working for this shady ass bureau meant to undermine the whole process with all of it's services.

>>172189906
I was mommi crawling, you guys were shooting everyone in sight in the sec lobby. You asked for it.

what the fuck was that paranigger doing

>>172190168
Man, I should've read the paperwork more

>>172189618
Pretty sure any other admin would have banned you here, you're lucky the baguette handled that

>>172190183
Hey, I didn't stun anybody in the sec lobby. Who did you see doing that?

>>172190351
I would have deserved it

I'm just going to stop playing for a while because I'm starting to be a serious shitter again

>>172190186
Which one? They were both kinda useless.

>>172190147
Believe it or not admins can't follow literally everything that happens in the round, especially not when they're observing nuke ops.

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>decide to do wrestling gimmick, send out 3 ops unarmed to fight the station heads for nouk deesk
>it takes them forever to find a third fighter
>meanwhile sec is screaming for help, half of them are dying, brig is flooded with N2O.
>eventually get a third person to fight us
>midway through the fight paramedic starts throwing pills into the cage
>shuttle gets called
>we beat all 3 opponents without losing a man
>of course, surprise surprise, we never got that disk
>we walk into the brig to grab the disk, it's littered with corpses and N2O and ZAS
>grab disk, take it to the nuke in the bar, put it in, start working it down
>the disk is ejected and the airflow sucks it out into the void of space 1 minute before the shuttle docks with centcomm.
it was a fun fight at least, thanks to all who cooperated instead of toolboxing us to death.

>>172189942
It showed no problems in testing, the round after it got merged everything lagged to shit, so it was reverted.
Still haven't looked into the code to determine what went wrong.

Maybe someday.

>>172181437
Kent here, glad I could share wisdom

>>172191608
Get back to the carrot farm

>>172191395
It was PJB's fuckup that made it lag to shit
This has been confirmed by both him and Celt

>>172192187
Are you talking about snowmap?
We weren't talking about snowmap.

>>172192252
Dear God I ended up in the complete wrong comment chain, perhaps time-travelling multiple threads
I'm so sorry
Yeah one-way windows were broken hard because of BYOND calculating vision or something.

>>172192106
You need to go back to your roots, I haven't seen you in perma in far too long. Is that is your HOME

>>172192585
I want to spend a round in perma one day, but I feel it will never happen because of how much sec loves to borg and execute people these days (partially because perma'ing people tends to result in them smashing a hole in the windows and killing themself)

>>172192725
perma and solitary are for nonantags

>>172192895
Perma is completely useless on any map with a window to space. Prisoners will kill themselves and ruin the room in the process 99% of the time which means you have to spend the entire round babysitting them constantly.

>>172192895
not necessarily, no. you might perma someone who's obviously an antag if you can't get authorization to borg/execute them

>>172190583
Be good when you come back, your notes look like the notes of someone who's about to get perma'd.

You can also get access to the execution tables through a window in the boxstation perma. Perma should get an overhaul on box so it's less of a pain (no windows would help a ton. also, no soap. Give them a rag or something instead.)

>>172193024
The height pof warden is to fuck with perma slaves. I pity you all for not experiencing that joy.

This (>>172193359) was meant as a response to this (>>172193024)

>>172190712
the one running around punching and slashing people with hatchet

friendly reminder that selling prisoners to the birbs is a fate worse than death

>>172193582
Help: Diavil/(Silenzio): warden is selling me to the vox for a donk pocket send help

>>172192585
I have been laying low
Don't wanna get banned

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>krampuses and mutons are their own race but not slime people
defend THIS

>>172190308
It was kinda meant to be overly longwinded to sound like it was covering loopholes, even though it was probably full of loopholes.

>>172194468
>Login
>Who
>Lisa Tovir
>Logout

>>172194468
Blame oldcode and mutantrace

What the heck engages the second tumbler on the safe. I always choke, and when I finally get it, I'm too frustrated to know how I got the stupid thing to engage

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>>172195469
you can literally google that because the safe is old code present in both bay and TG forks. people in public servers made guides for it

>>172195469
safes are INCREDIBLY easy, people always fail to open them because they're impatient or don't understand what to do
1. turn in one direction until you hear tink krink or plink and ONLY those words with no misspellings or letters swapped
2. turn in other direction until big bold text
ez pz

>Get bullied by duny the entire round
>Don't even get to finish fixing up maint

I'm going to go make a noose.

>>172194468
>>172194856

No one cares. Take your races and shove them up your politically correct crevice, where no light can reach it.

>>172195649

It's easy once you know it. It is exactly how you describe it. However, Google it and you'll get poorly written instructions by complete retards that are ambiguous beyond belief. Those instructions aren't straightforward at all. Yours are on point though.

>>172195649
Yeah, that's what it was, I was stopping on the first which was why I was going in a loop cause the second tumbler wouldn't engage. Thanks

>>172195761
slimeraces are politically correct?

>>172195782
we need to make it harder to bust the safe.

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quad damage when??

>>172195867

Diversity! Equal status!

Deep down, you know that the only people who want slimes, birds and miscellaneous furry races are sexual deviants. I don't care about sexual deviancy, mind you. I care about demanding your fetish race being playable on a non-erp server.

Shove it.

>>172175747
Do you mean Skaven, Ink-Eyes or Redwall?

man i need to brush up on my Ink-Eyes fine art collection

>>172196197
I may be a furfag, but Vox are actually pretty good for other reasons I swear it's not just sexual deviancy

>>172196058
no matter what you'd do it'd still get a guide

>>172196382

No, traders are okay, despite their race. I will grant that their distinctiveness helps. It doesn't have to be a race that separates them from the rest of the crew - and in fact it doesn't - at least not completely - because Vox are crewmembers as well (read: this is retarded).

Adding races is fine, but have some sort of gameplay reason for it. Slimes are just obnoxious, and so are many of the other monstrosities.

Salamandoo!
PootisManiac!
FluffyFris!
RFultra!
Harse Theef!
Blitzikaze!

how 2 overpressurize tanks

>>172196598
I think there are some interesting characters you can make with a Vox that you can't with a human, but I agree that crewmember Vox is generally crummy, or at least there aren't very many people that do it well (i'm looking at you, bird medbay waifus)
I play both human characters and Vox in the interest of variety. I think it's fun being somebody who has an odd relation to Nanotrasen and most of the other crew.

>>172196708
>fill tank to the brim with space cold gas
>put in a few moles of hot gas straight from the rust

>>172196692
is this your metagrudge list?
it aint bad

>>172196692
My waifu is better than all of those shitters!
Kill yourself for your poor taste!

>>172196708
Add some cold oxygen
Add some midrange temp plasma

>>172196598
>>172196839
How should you play a vox crew member? I play one and play him like I would a human. I tried playing him differently but saw people complaining in the thread so I stopped.

>>172198301
Play it like any other character, but with all the additional traits of being Vox, such as being alienated from the crew, having a rough or great history with money, etc. etc. etc.
I say this with any "how do I play an <x> character" questions-- you add that trait in and work around it. Same with how do you play a greedy character, a stuck-up character, an overjoyed character, a gay character etc.

>>172196839
Is there really a problem with playing a green card? There is such a thing as being assimilated into a culture.

>>172199505
I used to play starbound rp and we had a word for somebody who plays a race for no reason except to have a different appearance-- essentially "birdsuit".
Why play a bird like Hachi or Rail Kinson if there would be practically no difference if they were a human? Excluding some gameplay aspects, the character isn't actually played differently.
I don't hate those players at all, but I do think it's a waste of an opportunity to make an interesting character get even more interesting.

>>172199691
>shitting on my otp

Sorry to that borg I shot at at the end. I'm too retarded to put two and two together that I was deaf and bleeding due to the explosion and not your pricking of me. I don't know what I was thinking.

>>172198301
From my observations, it seems like people will complain no matter what you do. So either way, people will find more reasons to hate vox players.

Speak as though Galcom isn't your native tongue? Annoying. Remove vox.
Speak normally? Doing it wrong; not enough RP.

Be a pragmatic and greedy trader? Annoying. Remove vox.
Be a friendly and helpful trader? Faking it. Only being friendly so the silicons/sec wont kill him.

>>172200080
Now you understand.

REMOVE VOX

>>172199691
>act differently
>REE FUCKING SNOWFLAKE FUCKING FAGGOT FURFAGT REEE
>act the same
>what a waste, baka senpai

>>172200080
>Remove vox
But that's good
No one likes vox, IC
They're disgusting bird things that smell like shit and steal anything not bolted down

If they just act like a normal person they're shit players.

>>172200309
Like I said anon, I'm a furfag myself, I have nothing to hide and no pride for it.
I like when people do literally anything to make Vox more interesting, because otherwise it does just feel like they're picking it for 1. a free hardsuit OR 2. to be a feathery thing.
No hate against anyone. Play what you want. But when people are all like "REMOVE VOX" and I have to be the one who says "no, don't remove them", I like having good examples of why they shouldn't be removed.
>>172200080
Speak however you want, of course after a while of speaking Common you'll get more used to it.
Play trader however you want, of course some traders will dislike the crew and others will be really nice to them, we've seen this in the past with chiki and wunderbar as contrasts.

>>172181437
laughed out loud for real
good

>>172200309
kys yourself furry

you're playing the setting's equivalent to kender on a voluntary basis and complain about fursecution constantly despite having lots of buffs and your own off-station fluff job. you're not above reproach.

>>172200496
>>172200504
My post is referring to other people's OOC opinions that I've seen. Not their IC opinions, and not my own personal preference.

>>172200742
Furries are humans.

>>172200742
The reason kender are reprehensible is that canonically they've got this unbeliavably shitty "loveable scamp" deal even though they act like little faggots
It doesn't really apply with vox when most people want to gas them

>>172201056
I understand. I hear similar fanfare from people trying to call me out as playing Vox wrong, and beyond toning down my character's initially really, really unpleasant accent, I've kinda ignored it all and done my own thing.
One or two people being loud about it-- you don't have to pay attention. Do what you think is good and right.

>>172201056
>Furries are humans.
I can't tell if you're retarded or pretending to be

>>172201196
Furry as in "people dressing up as animals", not referring to the animals themselves. The terms are used interchangeably.

>>172201378
So the anthropomorphic bird mutants are not furry, but humans that could dress up like animals are?

>play vox because playing a human in a space setting feels dull when there are so many alien races to choose from and the nitrogen breathing aspect seemed interesting
>get called a furry

>>172201602
What he's saying is that both are, but the people who have the fetish are still human.
I don't quite know what his point is with that, but yeah.

>>172201602
Vox are not furry for IC purposes, although they are furry OOC.(Ex: It would be poor RP to speak of Vox's are furry IC)

>>172201378
is this a meme?
every time I bring up furries around vox someone says this to me or something similar

>>172201656
I don't think you're a furry, anon. You understand that vox are fun because there are new elements of playing them.

>everything is furry
>everything is weeb
it's really like /v/

I wanna be sold to vox trader for donk pocket and be his private breeding slut~

>>172202654
>bipedal earth animals don't qualify as furry because I like this particular one

>>172202730
>his
KEN
DOLLS
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>>172202917
>humans are furry
Hol'up. I think you're onto something here.

>>172203239
Oh no he did the funny semantics again.
I am now the silly mon.

>Random Weighted Vote Result:
>Defficiency/ with 5 votes and a 31% chance of winning
>Box Station/ had 8 vote and a 50% chance of winnings
>Metaclub/ had 3 vote and a 18% chance of winnings

fuck random weighted voting

>some sec officer trusts me with his life
>get spaced
>land at the asteroid, try coming back to the station but get culted
>get healed and go to the armory, they're planning an assault on the cult that moved to medbay
>shoot the man who trusted me in the back
;_;7

>Yeah man, Jed's cool
>Get stunned by jed and converted like 3 minutes later
The worst part about cult is when there's a fat pile of people in sec gear that are cultists and you don't have sechuds

>>172206202
>>172206331
Jed, when I said "let's save the station" you should have just shot me there. Saved me the trouble of failing to protect it.

>>172206131
Random weighted voting is objectively the best system, what else would you use?

>>172207001
Dictatorship
Pomf removes the two other SHIT stations and we play on box until a good one gets made

>>172207210
>two other shit stations
But deff is only one map

>>172207292
>two stations
you just made me nostalgia for taxi

http://filteries.com/politics
BUILD THE PERFECT STATION HEIRARCHY AND ECONOMY

>>172207210
You don't know which maps he would actually remove, he could remove all of them except for taxi station

>>172208215
That sounds good to me, I love taxi

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>>172207714
done

>tg cult spawns a tome on a guy when he gets converted
when??

>>172208720
>science not 100%
>public ownership of plasma

Other than that, good shit anon.

>like 99% of all the PRs aren't even tested
>as long as it compiles and TravisCI says it's ok, there's a good chance it will be merged

DEFEND THIS

>>172209880
Say its shit and invoke the emojicracy when popular opinion/conveniently pull a cluster and tell people we never were a emojicracy when it suits you and it tends to get better results.

>>172209880
Good peer review has died since you drove cluster off

>>172210158
Emojicracy is a cancer that needs to be purged

>>172210376
I never said it didn't anon, I just said that conveniently invoking it when you are part of it is a good tactic.

>>172210181
basically
and our only active collab is Probe"no hug? ban them from the github"1 who doesn't know a single thing about coding but merges hundred line system changes

if comicironic or cluster were still here we'd at least have working code, but that's what happens when the metaclub doesn't have their way I guess

Banning banned players from our github because they shouldn't have a say in it when

>>172211167
We moved to an org so we could do exactly that

>>172211284
oh boy can't wait for probe to ban people for disagreeing with him but conveniently forget to ban banned players who agree with him
anything to further his own agenda

>>172210181
You never know what you have until its gone

>>172211393
I see cluster active in discord all the time

why has he forsaken us

the server is starting to run like shit again

from a few games ago

>xenos detected on the station
>buy harmless facehuggers from the mining machine and leave them in the brig lobby as a prank
>one of them jumps at a plasmaman and knocks off his pressurized helmet, mortally wounding him
>I just got someone killed over a harmless prank

in my defense, the feature needs to be reworked
facehuggers without proboscises shouldn't be able to knock of helmets. (and probably shouldn't be able to knock off pressurized helmets/hardsuit helmets that are attached to the appropriate chestpiece)

>>172211812
Celt and bullying, mostly him being a autist, a useful code autist, but still a autist.

If you really want him back, ask him to come back. Dont expect people to do shit by not mentioning or even slightly hinting at them to do it.

>>172211812
Last I heard, Cluster stopped coding in BYOND because its shittiness and Lummox's incompetence finally became too much for him. There was a lot of stuff Cluster wanted to do, but couldn't because >BYOND, which aggravated him.

>>172212084
>see a facehugger jumping on my face
>start panicking and run to medbay screeching
>IA informs me that it's harmless
>feel ashamed and walk away slowly

I did not know that you could buy them.

>>172214352
Its AI not IA, silly
Artificial Intelligence

>>172209501
public is government owned
ie nanotrasen owns it
>implying any science gets done on space station 13, ever

>>172214526
Same thing in my language :^)

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>>172214713

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I'mma setup everything to low and hopefully get a bunch of different departments I never played before

I'm also drunk, wish me luck

>people complain how I do engineering
>they arent paying attention when im wiring both engines + solars directly to the grid every round

theres only one way to play engineer

>Oh boy, no admins on, time to griff

>>172216579
sadly, it's true
the only time i see an engineering hardsuit is when it's an antag who's about to kill me, so I've been condition to have an aversion to them

Okay I think gyrotrons are the limiting factor on how quickly the Rust initiates

>>172216645
It's okay you only get a warning for being a turboshitter

>>172216579
>wasting time wiring solars

>>172216658
even as a non-antag i do it

maybe i should bring my engineer back though, i at least took my helmet off and attempted RP sometimes

>>172216661
Here's the thing
Reactions start when the donut is at 1 megaenergy
Gyros help you get there

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>>172216671
>He proceeds to gloat about only getting a warning in ooc

>>172216782
>Admin ignoring ahelps about the other stuff he did
For free.

>>172216749
there was discussion on whether plasma pressure had an effect, answer is definitely no

and the stock 4 gyros on deff aren't enough

I call this tale:
The adventure of Some Useless Cunt
>One day a clown came to space station 13, named Some Useless Cunt
>He was a wily sort, cunning and quick with wit and quicker on the draw
>Unfortunately he was also a clown, so guns were out. But he could draw a fire extinguisher like no other!
>After a moment of surveying his strange, new environment, the clever little jester had a thought.
>Racing to the theatre backstage, he shed his comical costume and donned a robe, and wizard hat, and sandals of wood on his feet.
>Then, a cry came over the radio: "I think the trader is dead!"
>Yet again, our hero was gifted with wickedly humorous thought: "It was I," he cried,"who has slain that swine, for I am a wizard!"
>And the station trembled, for they saw his robe and his beard, and thought it true.
>And so, his shenanigannery begins in earnest.
>Racing to and fro, he entered a room here, stole a bauble there, generally being quite humorous and wizardly in his demeanour.
>Upon breaking into the research department our japing joker came into conflict with a good man of even temperament and sound mind: The Research Director
>Despite the initial head-bashing in a fire extinguisher related incident, the two reconciled as erstwhile allies in a hilarious hijink upon the crew
>Our ''wizard'' cast aloud a powerful spell, and this wonderful man, this gently Research Director, he played along with the joke, oohing and aahing and crying aloud "The wizard has struck me down, oh woe!"
>And many heard it around the station and were amazed, a call to arms was sounded!
>A cargo tech, wielding weapons willfully but with wits of a warrior, and not our worrisome wizard, took chase.
>Much yakety saxing was had, with many japes and minor theft.
>After a time our hero, cast as villain, grew bored of such misanthropy and brewed up his most bold plan yet: Acquire two primates, and a remote signalling device.
>Upon the acquirement of such, the titillating tale takes a turn:
To be continued..

>>172218000
Chapter 2: The Heist
>A challenge rang out, loud and clear: I have two of your lesser bipedal hominid brethren, and... THE DEVICE! If my demands are not met, I shall push... THE BUTTON!
>Imminently arrived much wailing, and gnashing of teeth, for the wizard was whiling away well-earned money in such a demand
>But such a demand was met, with the glorious and noble Chaplain volunteering to make the trade
>In truth, there was no such device, and the two monkeys were easily procured simply wandering the station, and not at all harmed
>There was merely, TRICKERY!
>The Chaplain and our hero met, the recycled air of the station blowing coolly about them as they stared each other down, meeting eye to eye, face to face, man to man.
>A few words spoken, then an exchange. The signaller, for... THE BRIEFCASE!
>With the trade complete, our humourous hero hurried away, but not before divulging the location of the primate pair
>With the money in hand, this clown-turned-wizard rushed to the atm and deposited his money, with an elated cry of "I'M RICH, BITCH!"
>Indeed he was rich, richer than his wildest dreams, bitch, and had more money now than any clown ever he had known of had seen.
>But what, indeed, ought a man such as he, of the playful persuasion, do next?
>What deeds, or misdeeds, could top such a success?
>Nothing, in his mind, so upon reverting to less wizardly vestments, he began instead an old hat, a well-worn hijink
>Removing the lights of the station, leaving the cantankerous crewmembers bumbling in the dark, stubbing their toes and knees and elbows and other such extremities in a most amusing fashion
>With extreme success the campaign to bring darkness upon Space Station 13 begun, and didn't end until much adventuring was had, involving a motorized wheelchair, a gasmask, the aforementiond two monkeys and a bowl of noodles

>>172218051
>Reaching science, our hero ran afoul of a man: Most unreasonable, ugly, bad tempered, foul mouthed, cruel and laviscous, the cruel and ugly Research Director
>Who promptly, despite the herculean hijinks and indomnitable will of our hero, cut off Some Useless Cunt's head
>Now, for many men, for many non-clowns and people of lesser standing than our hero, this would be the end, but NAY dear friends: It just begins another chapter.
Chapter 3: Under the Rubber Will of the AI
>Upon the removal of his mighty crown, the generous and caring, loving Research Director did what any man as decent as he would do: He removed the brain of our hero, and placed him in a cyborg
>A cyborg bound by strict laws, strict but highly susceptible to malicious compliance
>For a cyborg, bound by the Asimov lawset, does not require any propulsion nor orders to do things of its own volition, and may in fact do any thing provided it does not harm, or cause the harm of, a human, nor any thing that ignores the direct orders of a human, nor anything that harms its self, nor anything not abiding the direct orders of its AI superior.
>And so, with this spirit in the mind of our cybernetic champion, our hero set out to wreak mayhem in the form of high-spirited pranks
>To start, he wandered the halls overloading lights, upon being ordered to halt he did so immediately
>Next, he wandered the halls disabling APCs and their power, upon being ordered to halt he did so immediately
>Finally, he sort of wandered around a bit before discovering the highly amusing Rapid Construction Device, integrated in his cyborg controls

More, soon...

>>172218106
>Using such a device, he walled up the kitchen utensils, leaving a footpath, then the bar, then three doorways
>At this point the Artificial Inseminator had a humour circuit malfunction and ordered our hero to halt. He did so. Next, the AI ordered our hero to, in these words, "Remove these walls"
>Given no context, our hero did what he was told. Exactly what he was told.
>Promptly swapping control functions on the RCD, any and all walls within eyesight of our hero was removed.
>For about 30 seconds.
>The AI, slobberingly unfunny as he was, locked our hero down. Upon being locked down, an asinine android slovenly pondered up and requested obtusely thus: "May I cast this being, glorious and mighty, to the void of space?" To which the artificial overlord replied: "Yes."
>And so, our hero was dragged, and upon protesting this mistreatment with audio static and obtusity, was blown up.
>Now just a brain in a mobility device, our hero was cast from the station, to the void, ne'er to return.
>After a friendly conversation with the wonderfully enlightened Research Director, our hero hummed and ahh'd as he viewed the deep black, the final frontier: Space.
>Then, being prone to such things, our clown brain pumped the airwaves with garbage, and then he died.
>Gliding from the mortal coil, he first heard a strange noise, growing closer, closer...
>Our hero heard and then our hero understood: It was the complaining of ghosts.
>The insufferable, humourless whines of the wisps, crying and complaining about their lives, worthless as they were.
>Only the dead can know such misery in so little an insult, thought our hero.
>But nay, the dead would not have it: They petitioned to the Gods! The mighty lords of above and below, and one deigned to answer.
>He, known above as a wise god of sound judgement and fair countenance, descended and heard the words of these cast off curs, and then was humbly offered a prayer and a jape from our hero.
To be concluded!

fucking stop

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>>172218157
>As the gracious god and our comical clown, our joking jester, our japing joker, the champion of comedy and guardian of good humour, as he and this magnificient lord of the afterlife and lord of all before him, chatted, a bargain was struck: Two monkeys, a bowl of noodles, a motorized wheelchair and a gasmask.

>Thus ends this tale of our hero

>The tale of Some Useless Cunt

>>172218157
>>172218106
>>172218051
>>172218000
nice blog

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10/10

>give me attention
Nah

>>172218730
>dumb underage attention whoring nigger spams the radio with retardation
>hippie admin only gives him a warning
This is why this server keeps getting worse. The punishment for grief is just a one day ban or a warning from the shitmins.

>>172218832
>hippie admin
I don't care that you called me a dumb underage attention whoring nigger retard but Prae is a saint, you shut your whore mouth.

>>172218730
>>172218980

BILL
BILL
BILL
B I L L
I
L
L

>>172216579
Can you wire the solars directly to the grid and wire them to the batteries at the same time?

>>172218730
I've been wondering where these shit users are coming from.
Then I looked at the yogstation rules and it all started to click into place

>>172219226
I believe that was a link to our ss13.moe forum, not yogstation

>>172219158
nye the science guy?

>>172214713
But not in english
Or common

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>>172219158
>observing vamp round
>vamp has gotten all the way to the escape shuttle
>hides in the locker on the southern part
>an atmos tech walks over and looks inside them randomly
>startled the vamp egun stuns the tech and locks him in the locker and hops over to the other to hide in
>atmos tech puts it together and starts yelling for help but tcomms is down
>some braindead assistant is standing in the door way
>tech starts yelling for him
>Atmos Tech says"B-Bill please help"
>Atmos Tech says"B-B-Bill please the vamp locked me in here"
>vamp is in the locker right next to him
>Vamp says"BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL"
>this continues until he screeches and breaks all the windows on the shuttles
I lost my sides

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>>172219406
>BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
ugly laughed at that

>>172219406
Reminds me of another vamp, think it was dragan?
>escape shuttle takes off
>buckles in the middle
>Vampire whispers "let the bodies hit the floor"
>Vampire whispers "let the bodies hit the floor"
>Vampire whispers "let the bodies hit the-"
>Vampire says "FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!"
>screech

>>172219214
yes

the batteries will also charge off of the other engines if theyre wired to the grid too

If a human assistant told an asimov AI "law 2 kill yourself" at the shift start, on what grounds would the AI be able to object?

>>172220312
law 1 i cant protect humans if im dead

>>172220352
But at roundstart, what IC reasons make you believe that there would be any potent/probable harm?

>>172220454
the world is in a perpetual state of harm

also just ahelp him and he'll probably get his shit slapped

or even better do what i do and ignore those kinda fags

unless its your first law to kill yourself or something

>>172220352
>AI you can't tell the future, kill yourself
>AI you're a traitor a perpetuating the possibility off human harm if you don't suicide
>etc.

Then I could convince the crew you're an antag if you don't suicide since you're not obeying your laws

What you should do is suicide and ahelp then get the faggot banned

>>172220312
get into a debate with the greyshit about what the "self" actually constitutes and if an AI can ever really die, because an AI is never really alive

>>172220001
i remember that one
the funny shit in this game you see when players think no one is watching, it's great

[03:32:53]ADMIN: PM: Raumfahrer/(Some Useless Cunt)->Praecordia/(Devo Brando): If you wanna see some real shits and giggles you could give me an award that shows up in the round-end

>>172221843
hehehe
he didn't

>>172221947
03:41:29]ADMIN: PM: Raumfahrer/(Some Useless Cunt)->Praecordia/(Devo Brando): I can be good for a few rounds [03:41:47]ADMIN: PM: Raumfahrer/(Some Useless Cunt)->Praecordia/(Devo Brando): Long ones, mind [03:41:52]ADMIN: HELP: Koltarius/(CT-OS): Hope someone reads over the logs of this round - heard by 2 non-AFK admins. [03:43:28]ADMIN: PM: Praecordia/(Devo Brando)->Raumfahrer/(Some Useless Cunt): alright i have to be at work in like 10 minutes so i'm gonna make a deal with you [03:43:36]ADMIN: PM: Raumfahrer/(Some Useless Cunt)->Praecordia/(Devo Brando): lay it on me [03:43:55]ADMIN: PM: Praecordia/(Devo Brando)->Raumfahrer/(Some Useless Cunt): half a day now or if you get ahelped at all until tomorrow anyone who's on daybans you


Its not very funny. I like Praecordia as a person, but they're a shitty admin. Not the first time someone's had to make a ban request because they're a pussy. If you don't want to do your job, become a prayermin.

Also if you're the underage clown, you're not as funny as you think you are. And you wouldn't be begging for a trophy if you weren't a massive attention whore.

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Gonna start working on scootaloos

>>172222070
I don't get why you're so butthurt that I put a few walls in your kitchen, honestly
Like calm your ruptured rectum already
I am funny, everyone except you thinks so, don't take it personal because you were barely a footnote

>>172222201
You still don't seem to understand that what you did was not kosher at all, that's what the ban request is for

You decided that your boredom meant you could ruin my round

And that person isn't me

>>172222201
shitters like you who waste silicon slots annoy me

>>172222391
He was lynched as the clown and borged forcibly by the RD actually

>>172222201
Do you have no shame, to grief and proclaim yourself funny? If you were truly funny, you wouldn't have to post about yourself so much. You should be banned until It's obvious to you that griefing isn't tolerated.

>>172222201
>everyone except you thinks so

>He was lynched as the clown
even worse, you're a shit clown to boot
shape up or stop being a nig

>>172219406
I remember that round I was the vamp. Sec was very much competent that round and the AI was a power gaming fuck so I gave up and flooded plasma. Still that Atmos tech did stop the flood and almost ousted me

sorry for getting angry at the clown this round (the one that just ended)

(although I promise it wasn't I who killed you)

also

>OOC: Blitzikaze: Writing up a ban request!
I'm a dummy. ban request for who?

I'm new to this whole "rules and regulations" thing

but does becoming a slime automatically let you kill whoever you want?

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Can sarah johnson play any role besides being a graytider?

>>172223343
Only if you have been made into a slime by another person.

>>172223378
Who are you?

>>172223315
The slime wasn't an antag and got turned into one with the dice.

>>172223343
Just being a slime makes you valid I thought. I think you can kill people if you were turned against your will but if it's voluntary I think you have to take responsibility.

>>172223343
>Turned into a slime by your own actions (including cursed dice)
NO
>Turned into a slime by another
YES

>>172223428
Zach Boy Genius

>>172223343
No, no it doesn't.

>>172223458
I don't think rolling the dice can be considered as "involuntary" since most will just aim for it as a murderbone ticket

>>172223343
It would seem not, no. Checking the wiki page on slimes, it says...

>Remember: When you somehow become a slime, if you're not already a Xenomorph, Wizard, Cultist, or some sort of Syndicate endorsed personnel-- don't start murdering people unless you want OOC to be really whiny.
[http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Slime]

although the wiki is wrong on a lot of stuff, and could very well be wrong about this too

>>172223315
>I'm a dummy. ban request for who?
I think he was talking about the slime eating people.
Even though the slimes were allowed to due to being turned into slimes unintentionally.

>>172223501
I can and often do. Could you not keep undoing my sabotage?