/utg/ - Undertale General

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cute goatdad

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Nth for B2

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Frisk and Chara are the best parents.

>>172135420
but they're both boys

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5th for muffet

>>172135478
Chara impregnates Frisk's soul and that's where the kids came from.

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>>172135478
Adoption

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You can save one

Choose wisely

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>>172136094
Chara, then I adopt them and give them a good life.

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>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C70EOwWWsAAlbUh.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C71qkfiVMAE1FDF.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C72dtzUVMAIma7B.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C72a-hSV4AArqMQ.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7zgVOLUwAAEKdm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7XD2tNVsAApRWJ.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C70U1QwVQAEqKvM.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C719lZ3VYAMsDG1.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C71QBmCVAAAEO9s.png:orig
https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/C72fO1PUwAAILV0.mp4
>MEttaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C72OdqjUwAApqB7.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C71E9nCVUAAm9nM.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C71DuySV4AEOII6.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C70vMYOVQAANR8U.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7tLMuQVMAAmfjK.png:orig
>Nice cream
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C72qvHBVMAQTlEc.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C72kCwiVUAA1lyl.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C72WQ4fVwAIY2lw.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C72S3xMVYAAuHlj.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C719eGAUwAA931u.jpg:orig
>Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C72wdcZU8AAaxlY.jpg:orig
>Chara + Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C70nWmnVsAMfGMW.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C70nWmoVwAAMWS-.jpg:orig
>Chara + Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C71YloHU8AAHWjO.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CyRdYRwUoAA9NaG.jpg:orig
>insert joke about Underswap papyrus being a pedo because hes selling ice cream here
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7ybOOqXwAA6RzI.jpg:orig
>I don't understand this joke because we don't have subways in Texas
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C72DEi0U8AE30bL.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C72DFKmU8AEGb60.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C72DFwQVQAEkkXL.jpg:orig

>>172136094
Asriel

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>>172136094
Chara.

>>172135886
>>172135573
>implying men can raise children

>>172136276
Thanks!

>>172136394
they'd do a better job than your parents.

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>>172136394
>>172136540
Hot damn

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I removed my antivirus to play games better

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>>172136094
The obvious answer

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MARRYING ASRIEL!

>>172136617
*fuckign hacks u*

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>>172136719
do this
take his long horn

>>172136848
the joke is all his horns are short
;)

>>172137551
he gets it from his father

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>>172137634
excuse u

AU where you can call the number on the fishing hook

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>>172137551
>>172137634
Asgore has huge horns. I'm sure that Asriel will grow into them as he gets older and isn't eight anymore

>>172137841
Except Asriel is dead.

AU where snowdin is hot and hotland is cold

>>172137841
I thought Asriel was ded

>>172137951
He got better

>>172137835
*Alphys dating start
>>172137994
Underswap?

AU where toriel is two small goats on top of each other hidden by the robe

>>172138128
Actual goats, right? Not goat-like monsters?

What if you were a girl and Chara got you pregnant

AU where sans and papyrus live in a studio apartment

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>>172138287
>Chara is male

>>172138015
He's passed on!
This goat is no more!
He has ceased to be!
He's expired and gone to meet his maker!
He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace.
If Alphys hadn't injected that flower with DT he'd just be dust.
His metabolic processes are now history.
He's off the twig.
He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!
THIS IS AN EX-BOSS MONSTER!!!

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>>172138287
What if Chara was my emotionally-stunted but affectionate boyfriend?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNXq5DUZnk
I'M BACK!

Oh man - it feels good to be back here.
How are you doing /utg/?
Did anything interesting happen this week?

I love (you) all.

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>>172138440
Lovely plumage though

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>>172138509
>Did anything interesting happen this week?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Love you too.

AU where asgore has a DVR and its full of year old grey's anatomy episodes

AU where all the monsters are kids at an orphanage and Frisk is the caretaker and on the genocide route Undyne does her very best to try and fight back but she's just too little

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>>172138287
Stop this
>>172138509
Welcome back
I'm okay.
Well, >>172136350
was cool.

>>172138689
This is canon and you know it

AU where Frisk is replaced with Genghis Khan.

>>172138491
>emotionally-stunted
>but affectionate

I don't think you considered that very well, anon

AU where aaron is a horse from the waist down and a seahorse from the waist up

>>172138509
>>172138706
Oh, and love you too.

>>172138778
I played an EU4 game like that.

AU where Frisk collects the dust of everyone they kill and then they take it to Alphys and force her to spread it on a flower and then inject that flower with Determination to see what happens.

Post-TP AU where Sans becomes a wisecracking cabdriver who never starts up the engine and just chats with the passengers, but shortcuts to the destination exactly when they're supposed to arrive.

AU where mettaton has no appendages but gains them as his fight progresses

AU where the human food guy at grillbys exclusively talks about eating ass

>>172139038
Actually interested

AU where instead of turning into the god of hyperdeath asriel just grows 5 inches and has extremely bad acne flares

AU where everyone is being hunted by Error Sans but Error Chara is hunting Error Sans and Error Frisk is trying to stop Error Chara and Error Sans but Error Toriel comes in to stop them all from fighting then Error Asgore comes in and then Error Toriel slaps him and everyone begins fighting anyways, then normal timeline Frisk *Flirts with Error Frisk then they make an aura of DETERMINATION to stop everyone from fighting but Error Chara has more DETERMINATION so Error Chara RESETS all timelines to the very beginning and prevents the human-monster war because Error Frisk followed them to the beginning of time and *Flirts with Error Chara until they cave into Error Frisk's demands and then everything is okay forever.

>>172139038
Mmm big cabby sans

AU where /utg/ actually talks about something half way interesting for once

>>172136394
>implying women can raise children

100% of the problems today stem from children without fathers.

>>172139389
Something similar
>"At last, Chara! Once I defeat you I-oh hang on" *Scratch Scratch* "I shall reset the timeline and we shall-dammit" *Scratch Scratch* "Why are my horns so itchy? Mom said that could happen when they grow in but I didn't think that included magically growing up!"

AU where the mtt resort is a hollister store and burgerpants is content working there but thinks hes depressed because the media has raised the standards of a decent life

AU where people actually make funny Sans based jokes instead of being annoying

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>>172139681
watcha mean?

>>172138983
hi, chara

AU where undyne never became a guard and just lives under the bridge in waterfall asking for spare g

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AU where Alphys was adopted by Bowser instead of being raised in the trash

>>172138613
What?
Did i say something wrong?

AU where napstablook never stops messaging you on undernet asking you to check out his new track on soundcloud

>>172139876
Ending in which you buy Undyne as a slave wife when?

AU where papyrus grew up in chicago and never leaves the house without his strap

AU where gaster isnt real

A Christmas Carol AU.
Gaster as Ebenezer Scrooge.
The Gaster Followers act as Jacob Marley.
Sans as Bob Cratchit
Papyrus as Tiny Tim.
Asgore as the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Asriel/Flowey as the Ghost of Christmas Present.
Chara as the Ghost of Christmas Future.

AU where asgore's house burned down years ago with him inside and all the monsters are crazy and think they still see him wandering the kingdom offering help and advice

alright im done, see yall later

>>172140507
Twist at the end, Asgore is actually still alive.

monsters don't age until they raise children, but do adopted children count?

>>172140724
>monsters don't age until they raise children
*Boss monsters don't age until they raise childre.
Regular monsters age

AU where baby Undyne burned Asgores house down and everyone thinks he dead but hes really just been living with Gerson for a while and forgot to tell everyone

>>172140724
I think the implication is that child monsters draw from the parent monster's SOUL, so an orphan monster would just die without parents.

>>172140796
Did she take baby Undyne with her or did he leave her in the burning house

>>172140845
wow. holy shit, why is this world so sad?

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>>172140859
Took her with him of course

boss monsters don't age until they raise children, but do not loved or abandoned children count?

>>172140951
Or better yet, orphan monsters have to beg on the street for SOUL power so that they can survive, meaning that strangers would have to sacrifice their very life for some random kid. So it's easy to infer a lot of orphaned monsters just die in the alleys, not getting enough donors to sustain themselves.

>>172141081
I'm pretty sure that's biological/magical and not related to paperwork

>>172135332
Anon I know you like Nier but nobody here cares.

>>172141173
i can only imagine how easy it would be to extort g from someone by kidnapping their children and making it painfully apparent to them that their children are slowly withering away every hour without their love.

>>172141483
I care

>>172141483
Hey, I like Nier

>>172135332
i should probably pick up automata at some point but between finals coming up and zelda i barely have any time

>>172140983
Why are they on the surface in this picture anyhow

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>>172138509
Not really. We drew some of our favorites and everything else is pretty much the same old.

>>172141764
That's not actually Undyne but Undynes and Alphys daughter that Asgore and Gerson are baby sitting while they go to an anime con

>>172141109
he really soft!

Did you know Undyne had an older sister?

When Undyne was just a toddler, her sister was practically the only friend she had. She tried to keep Undyne full with SOUL energy, but ended up not getting enough SOUL energy for herself. When Asgore found Undyne, she was crying on top of a pile of dust, the only remnants of her late sister. Undyne was too young to remember that now, but Asgore remembers.

>>172141546
>>172141578

Then go to the nier general!

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>>172141895
That's sad

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>>172141483
>>172141941
I used to talk with one goatposter about nier for like three days straight here and nobody said anything.
So yeah - you could say that i care about nier.
But i understand why some don't want to see that shit here.

>>172141842
Nice.
Soon i will get my first drawing tablet so maybe next time i will draw some robots too.

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>>172141881
yeah

jesus, why are people so edgy today

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>>172142371
I'm bored

>>172141895
That's pretty dumb. You need to come up with a reason for why the sister would have to give up her soul energy for Undyne if she's perfectly fine as is anyway.

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>tfw you will never chill out with your 2 favourite skellys in snowdin and then head over to Undyne's for dinner in the evening

>>172142371
you know who got triggered that someone didn't like their dumb Sans wank AU

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>>172141895

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>>172142149
>maybe next time i will draw some robots too.

Do it!

>>172136094
Save the blob.
Save the world.

>>172142970
what

>>172143640
don't respond

>>172143670
???

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>>172142970

>>172136094
Save Gaster, then use his brilliant mind to rescue Asriel

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If the KR = Karmatic Retribution thing is true, could Sans one-shot Flowey?

>>172144757
Isn't implied that Sans wrecked Flowey repeatedly?

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Do you think Asgore would like it if you rubbed his belly?

>>172144992
It's implied that Sans was a challenge for Flowey, but Flowey never said that he couldn't beat him.

>>172145005
i hope so because i'm fuckin doing it

>>172144691
i'm okay with this, as long as we also use his brilliant mind to make sure chara is never coming back.

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>>172145290
You should at least make sure you have his consent first.

>>172144992
flowey probably got owned multiple times by sans, but kept reloading and learning attack patterns one death at a time until he beat him.

>>172144757
depends on the timeline. If it was after all of his runs and during Frisk's run, it probably wouldn't do anything since he didn't kill anyone up until Asgore.

>>172144757
Karma doesn't carry over resets

>>172145629
>implying Sans didn't give Flowey a bad time over and over until he won regarldess
>>172145712
Maybe it does for Flowey. His level was 1000 in a timeline where he had only maybe killed Asgore

>>172144757
Yes.
When Frisk resets, it resets Chara who acts as the source of Frisk's LV.
When Flowey resets, it just sends him back to the Throne Room, but his LV stays as it is.
It's why Flowey was 1000 LV in a run where he'd only killed Asgore.

>>172145767
>Maybe it does for Flowey.
And maybe in those timelines, Sans could oneshot him, but is too busy sleeping the entire time.

>>172145983
>When Frisk resets, it resets Chara who acts as the source of Frisk's LV.
LV has nothing to do with Chara?
>When Flowey resets, it just sends him back to the Throne Room, but his LV stays as it is.
No indication of this being a thing?
>It's why Flowey was 1000 LV in a run where he'd only killed Asgore.
????

>>172145983
If you're not careful you're going to trigger the dindus who pretend that Flowey was lying about his resets and never actually hurt anyone

Why are you all still here

>>172146102
i hope you realize you're replying to a samefag who's baiting

>>172146135
>asking how the fuck Flowey's LV would remain when Frisk's doesn't is dinduing

okay

>>172146102
>LV has nothing to do with Chara?
>HP. ATK. DEF. GOLD. EXP. LV.
>Every time a number increases, that feeling...
>That's me.

>No indication of this being a thing?
No, it's never stated but it's the only way Flowey can logically be LV 1000 in the True Pacifist run.
He's not killed anyone in that timeline until Frisk gets Asgore down to 1HP.

And if you're wondering when it's stated Flowey is LV 1000, it's shortly before the OF Fight.

>>172146135
no one like that exists outside of your mind, soriel.

>>172146412
DONT
FUCKING
RESPOND
TO
HIM
YOU
FUCKING
RETARD

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>>172146302
Because I like MSPG, some of the Asrielfags, all of the dadfags, most of the momfags, a good number of the botfags, fishfags, lizardfags, two or three of the Floweyfags and even a few of the skeletonfags

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>>172136276

Source on 3rd mtt?

>>172142149

>i will draw some robots too

I look forward to it. I have a wacom tablet but haven't gotten used to it, so whatever drawings I've accomplished were in a sketchbook. They weren't good drawings so I've sketched a few pics to make me feel better. :/

>>172146302
Because it's something you can always have open in a tab while doing other things.

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>>172146498
>None of us

>>172146530

Oh...wrong pic.. This isn't /n/.

>>172146386
>And if you're wondering when it's stated Flowey is LV 1000, it's shortly before the OF Fight.
Did you somehow miss the part where he breaks the game, changes the intro, changes gametime, alters everything and generally has reality-warp active?

>that feeling...
Not the actual number itself. Reducing Frisk's HP to zero doesn't kill a metaphysical idea of Chara, it kills Frisk. Unless you think Frisk is basically a dead body that Chara controls, in which case I can't tell you anything

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>172146530
What kind of wacom do you have?

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>>172146645
There are at least 3 charafags I like and 1 that I really like.
>>172146530
No problem
https://twitter.com/kimoti_UT

>>172146808
No!

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>>172146808
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL SPIDER POSTING!

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Dropping off a cool dude, I hope you're having a peaceful weekend!

>>172146412
I'd believe this if there hadn't been multiple Floweyfags and Asrielfags that claimed otherwise
>>172146468
You need to relax

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>>172146530
Yeah - i thought about buying a cheap wacom for a long time but it looks like only now i'll get a chance to actually get it.
But when i do...
Robots.
Lots and lots of sexy robots.

>>172145641
What's with all the paint?

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>>172146814
A small Intuos from a few years ago. The CTH480. I actually got it from somebody else who never used it either.

>>172147251

Sounds good to me.

I think I'll make it a point today to actually draw something.

>>172146854

>kimoti_UT

Thanks a lot. I really do appreciate that you are so forthcoming with sources when I ask.

>>172147227
Weird, I've only ever seen people argue the numbers, not the facts

>>172147828
That's the one i want to buy.
It looks like a nice one for beginners.

>>172147951
To be fair it might have just been one guy

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>>172147828
Its all good. I appreciate when people respond to them at all so that I know people care if I still do it or not. Sometimes its hard to gauge interest without just straight up asking if people still want me to bother or not and that comes off looking bad

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>>172147251
>Lots and lots of sexy robots.

Yes! YES!

>>172147828
Ah, doesn't look like it has any buttons on it so I can see why it'd take some getting used to. That was one of my biggest reasons for getting a pro model so that I could assign ctrl+z to a button on the side and have the touch circle for zooming in and out quickly. Would've been awkward to shift my hands constantly to hit ctrl+z on the keyboard. While it did cost like 200 e, It's very easy to use and very sensitive so it's great to learn with. It's gotten a fair wack of use by now so I'd say it was worth it even though I'm a complete amateur.

>>172146946
Maybe what you need are instructions. Step one: look at a cute image of the spider. Step two: open your heart to the spider. Step three: let the spider's cuteness into your heart. If you follow these steps correctly, you too will finally love the spider!

>>172148986
Every time you post, I imagine you're a priest for the Church of Spiderman

>>172148986
Stuck at step one, said image doesn't exist.

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>>172148806

It actually does have to buttons in each upper corner, but even then I am not used to it or any software. Maybe it was the program, but I didn't get pressure sensitivity from it either? Its been a while, I don't have it hooked up currently since I'm already taxing the computer a lot, and my desk doesn't have much space.

Of course its just more excuses here.

>>172148151

I think it would be. I think by now there is a new version of it.

does anyone else think that the surface is a metaphor for real life? frisk is a human coming from the surface to the underground just like you're a human coming from the real life to the game world. you're supposed to name the first human with your own name, and since then, that name and character become an allegory for how players are dicks to video game characters just because they can. if you go pacifist, that part of you stays dormant, if you go genocide, frisk becomes (You). At the end of TP, asriel warns you that on the surface you can't always solve every situation by being nice to everyone, but urges you to always try to be a good person (don't kill and don't get killed). does this make sense to anyone else?

>>172149607
Yes, i'm pretty sure that was Toby's intention with all that.

>>172146808
But can the spider stop the fire nation from attacking?!

>>172149974
bug type is weak against fire-based attacks, so the spider better be good at diplomacy.

>>172149607
Actually the surface is a metaphor for Earthbound

>>172149607
>>172151009
But Earthbound goes Underground in a lot of places. Especially the lost world.

>>172145641
CANCER
>select all photos with street signs
>no street sign

>>172151195
That's racist

>>172151336
>Actually goes in caves
>racist
??????????????????????????????

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Pretty slow day at work. What are you days up to? How 'bout those Undertales?

>>172151442
>All underground creatures are the same
>implying each cave, including The Underground (Undertale) doesn't have its own rich history and origin

>>172149086
It's no church and it's not of Spiderman. I'm just a member of the International Cuteness Committee, Spider Division.
>>172149091
Yes they do! I have been posting them all along!
>>172149974
Of course! What the Avatar didn't know is that there exists a fifth element: cuteness! The spider, a master of this element, can convince the fire nation to stop attacking in the Avatar's absence if she asks nicely!

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>>172151458
>what are you up to
New yu-gi-oh card came out today that's inspiring me to finish the odd-eyes deck I started a couple of weeks ago.
>about them undertales
lack of cool fanart in the goatdad department but I sent out a request to pumpkin yesterday and a thing for Cry so maybe i'll be pleasantly surprised

List your top three worst characterfags:

1. Muffetfags
2. Charafags
3. Botfags

>>172152109
Gladly
Ramseyfags
Gorbachevfags
Patrickfags

>>172152109
SoJerryfags
Monsterkidfags
Sansfags
>>172152156
>likes scat
>doesn't like rimming
?

report and hide

Is MSPG here?

>>172151336
fuck off niggerfaggot

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>>172152417
What's up anon

>>172152287
Check the Favorites column, anon.

>>172151501
>Implying caves are people
dingus kahn.

>>172152510
If he likes to eat shit then why is he so against rimming someone? It just doesn't add up is what i'm saying

>>172152287
>Monsterkidfags
>Top 3 worst
There's literally only like two, and one of them posts good art and music.

>>172152509
I wanted to say hi.
How's it going?

>>172152541
Nazi

>>172152635
>muh real mk hours

Theyre not the worse but not great either

>>172152610
Judging by his kinks/description and dom/sub position listed, I assume he prefers that other people eat his shit than him eating other people's shit.

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>>172152667
Tired

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>>172152635
>taking my list seriously when I put SoJerryfags on there
anon...
>>172152735
>So Sorry
>a dom
I can only suspend my disbelief so far

>>172152756
Oh okay.

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>>172152156
>That drop down box
>Those attacks

>>172152960
>4 instant kills
This needs a balance check bad

>>172153114
What are you, a fucking casual?

>>172151458
I'm giving Oblivion another shot. The combat soured me on the experience last time, and I put the game aside after destroying a gate in Kvatch. I really enjoyed the setting and the cheesy voice acting, though, and I've heard good things about the Daedric quests.

Hoping to make an honest attempt at writing a fic later tonight.

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>>172152156
>the profile even lists the different hats so sorry can have
On one hand, I'm disgusted. On the other, I'm kind of impressed that the guy actually knows that, since he only switches hats on refights.

>>172153328
Anon, this is a blue board!

>>172153328
>No erections

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Late nth for lifting for this goat!!

I'm surprised mods would care about that

>>172154469
i'm not surprised they didn't care about the post above it, however.

>>172153328
scandalous!

>>172154469
Care about what?

>>172154835
The link to that So Sorry fetish page

fuck this goddamn faggotass wifi

>>172154917
*Ditch.

I miss

Draw a goat

>>172155552
Who?

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I got nothing

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>>172155583

See you later utg.

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>>172156534
Get that gucci fuck out of here

>>172156823
Nuo

>>172156810
no dont leave me

>>172157171

Anon... its terminal.

>>172157251
nooooo

>>172157251
Don't go

>Twilight is shining through the barrier
>It's still sunset in TP ending

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>>172157889
Twilight means sunset

>>172157889
do you think the rainbow thing that happens during the battle with asriel is something he does because he likes rainbows, or is it a natural phenomena happening each evening as the setting sun shines through the barrier?

>>172158156
It's because he's gaaaaaaaaaay

>>172158156
You can see rainbows trailing behind him as he moves. It's just pure 100% concentrated homosexuality.

>>172158107
Twilight comes after the sunset

Did you know that Squidward is the most important undertale, because through his meddling with the Past, present, and way future. He is a stabilized point in the timeline.

>>172157889
Obviously in a TP-run, you do things slightly faster, so when you reach Asgore it's not twilight yet, and it's sunset instead.
You're right and toby's a hack

>>172158750
>the soft glowing light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, caused by the refraction and scattering of the sun's rays from the atmosphere.
So yeah and the sun is in the middle of setting during TP so that counts as twilight so whats the issue? Unless you mean because you fucked around in the true lab or something so it should be a lot later.

Maybe i'm slighty confused as when Twilight actually starts but isn't it between when the sun is fully in the sky and when its fully set?

>>172158225
>>172158625
real men are confident with their sexuality enough to wear dresses, make-up and heart lockets as they hurl sparkling rainbows at you.

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I love this goat

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>>172160629
I too enjoy that goat.

>>172158750
>>172159447
Twilight is between Sunset and Dusk AND between Sunrise and Dawn.
It's actually in the morning when the Monsters escape.

>>172159447
Twilight implies the sun is already below the horizon, but it's still above in the ending

>>172160629
I'm gonna push this goat over during recess into a mud puddle and then tear her shirt off so everyone can see the burn scars on her back so they can all laugh at her for getting hurt by her mommy

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>>172160629
>>172160786
>tfw no fangame centered around living a domestic life in the ruins with that goat

>>172160982
Hmm i've always assumed that it was whenever it started to set but yeah that seems to match the definition. Guess you learn new stuff every day
>>172160953
That makes sense considering you were fucking around in Alphys' lab and were knocked out for a while after the Asriel fight
>>172160629
I like her ex

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HALT, ANON!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

>>172161265
I AM THE LAW

>>172161265
I AINT GOTTA LISTEN TO YOU, PIG

>>172161487
*fuckgni shoots you*

>>172161265
pedo

>>172161487
he's a goat
fuckin

dumkass

>>172161265
Sorry, I'm on the lam not the lamb.
Asriel is a sheep now.
Shut up.

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>>172160786
>>172161079
>>172161174

>>172161265
I'm telling your superior officer that you are inappropriately dressed.

>>172161079
Is Petra still lurkin

>>172162056
They're still around, they just don't like posting when they don't have anything to present.

>>172161960
>insulting an officer's standard issue uniform while he arrests you

Thank god you're not black, anon

>>172162272
>Half naked police officer
>Underaged
>Trying to arrest people who didn't break the law
What, is this North Korea?

I love my favorite.

>>172161265
i wanna do vile things to that gotes crotch

>>172162595
my favorite is my favorite

>>172162225
I hope so. They're cool and I like having 'em around, even when they're not doing metric shit-tons of requests.

>>172146302
bad habit

>>172162617
Soliciting an officer while they're on-duty is a felony anon.

>>172162595
There is a good chance I like your favorite too unless they are the one character I channel all my dislike into.

>>172162679
Oh hey, mine too!
>>172162745
Good. I like almost all characters too. I just love my favorite above the rest.

>>172162897
>almost
who don't you like?

>>172162595
My favorite brings me joy and balance every day.

>>172162968
Jerry.

>>172162713
worth it

Reminder that Asriel / flowey is the first and last thing you see on any route and is the focus of the game and the one that Toby wanted you to love.

I'm disappointed the only Judge Dredd/Undertale art I could find was a mediocre Judge Sans

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>>172162595
My favorite inspired me to try to learn to draw.

heats flamesman is the best non waifu NPC
prove me wrong
tip: you cant

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>>172163324
Shame I ended up liking his dad more

>>172163324
Pretty sure you see Chara at the end of the Geno run

>>172163324
Actually Frisk is the first and last character you see in the game on any run so toby really wanted you to love Frisk

>>172163052
Same.
>>172163324
Too bad it didn't work out that way. People love all sorts of characters beyond those two!
>>172163438
Good!

>>172163443
Tsunderplane

>>172163443
the dancing mushroom

>>172163443
>sir burnsalot
>not a waifu

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>>172163324
feels good to be validated

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>>172161265
>shota gote will never inadvertenly flaunt you with his lewdness

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>>172163831
f,UCK YOU

>>172163324
this is canon
people already know it though

>>172163324
reminder that Asriel / Flowey is the only completely irredeemable character and the only character that Toby wanted you to not care about since he was the only character you didn't save

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why is fish so good at things?

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>>172163438
I love your toriel

>>172163324
WRONG.
The first identifiable characters you see, in order are:
Toriel (first intro image)
Asgore (second intro image)
Chara
Frisk
AND then it's Flowey.

Would you still love your fave if they were a 6-month old baby and you found them on your doorstep

Stunned and disorientated, you fall on your knees. The world around you is a blur, and your entire body feels ice cold. Unable to steady yourself, you feel as if you are about to vomit. Your entire body feels like it is about to give out.

Looking up, you see a blur of colors. Predominately, you see white with a long beam of red flashing across your vision. Using the stick you found in the Ruins, you steadily prop yourself up, your entire body screaming in protest. The figure stands entirely still, watching your struggle. You've got enough energy left in you for one ACT.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12614857

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>>172164457
Don't be mad
It's the truth :^)

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>>172164812
I would adopt them.

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>>172164812
Basically >>172164989

>>172164907
* fuck

>>172164812
It would be really hard to raise an energetic fish kid but I'll try my hardest.

>>172164812
YES

>>172164812
sure, id give him to an orphanage though

>>172164421
tfw you're into shota but smol goat is too pure to have lewd thoughts about him

>>172164812
I want to be a 6-month old baby on my faves doorstep

>>172165780
vore a shit

>>172165547
lemme guess... momfag?

>>172165780
>Its Toriel
gross

>>172165780
Let them make a game about it if it gets them off.

>>172165937
Yea

i want to fuck undertales

>>172166184
All of them?

>>172165780
keep that where it belongs man, dont bring it here
if i wanted to see this kind of shit i would go there

With the last of your strength, you *Check the figure. Focusing your vision, you can begin to better make out the figure before you. They stand about your height, with green and yellow colored clothing. Their body is a pale white, and their limbs are thin and bare. You try to listen to your inner voice to discern their stats, but your hearing is as poor as your vision. Over the ringing in your ears, you can hear the voice trying to convey their stats to you.

With your energy spent, your body begins to give out on you. Your knees buckle and you fall to the ground with a loud thump. Lying on your side, you are helpless as the figure encroaches upon you as your vision darkens...

You wake up in a familiar room. Your body aches in pain, and is covered in bandages and ointments. Looking around, you realize you are either in the child's bedroom of Toriel or Asgore's house. There is a strange, unusual silence to the place.

What to do next?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12614949

>>172164812
Yes. With all my heart. I would adopt them and raise them and protect them.
>>172166184
Undertales are not for lewd if you don't take handholding into account.

>>172166184
But monsters procreate with magic and you're a human with no bullet patterns of any kind

With some effort, you manage to drag yourself out of the bed and onto your feet. You take a minute holding onto the bedpost until the pain of your sore body adjusting to standing upright. When you can finally stand on your own power, you take a look around the room. On the wall next to your bed is a childish drawing of a flower, and a picture frame that is too dusty to see on the dresser closest to you.

You decide to look down under your bed and find two white boxes, with red ribbons holding them shut. You pull out the boxes and undo the ribbons, eager to see the contents inside. In one box, you find the stick that has accompanied you since the Ruins. In the other, a worn but beautiful locket that you can't seem to open. Figuring it would do no harm, you equip the locket.

What next?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12615021

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>>172165379
>tfw want to stay pure but smol shota is causing lewd thoughs

Mods are hitting the weirdest stuff today

>>172167475
I could do that

>>172167398
maybe there's something wrong with me, but whenever i see him, all i want to do is to hug him, ruffle his hair and give him a piggy-back ride. old teen and young adult is fair game for lewd though

>>172167896
Nah, nothing wrong with pure platonic love for smol gote

I can't get the FUN value for the 'Gaster' encounter. Does anyone here know how to manually alter your fun value?

>>172168019
Delete your system32 folder

>>172168128
can't, gives me an error message

Lifting yourself off the floor, you turn your attention to the dresser. It's stall and sturdily built, with two swinging doors and a drawer on the bottom. First, you open up the two swinging doors and find a wardrobe of similar looking sweaters and pants, arranged neatly and lovingly in the dresser. There is also a small mess of miscellaneous items on the floor of the compartment, such as crayons, toys, a few wrappers, and some unmarked seed packets and gardening tools. Looking at your own clothes, you realize they are torn into ribbons, and veer more on the side of rags than the do clothes. You swap out your purple and blue sweater for a green and yellow sweater. You swap out your jeans for a pair of khakis.

Next, you look into the small drawer in the bottom. Inside, there are a few pairs of shoes and some socks. Your own socks are stained with your own blood, and your shoes are badly torn in a few places.
You swap out your blue sneakers for some brown shoes.
You change your socks, but make sure your khakis cover them. You don't want to be lewd.

What to do next?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12615082

>>172168128
No, I was serious. Does anyone knw how to manually change your fun values.

>>172168385
Try filtering *

>>172168385
Ok

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I love Chara!

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>>172167810
pls do, it would be fun in comparison

anyone have that one dummyfag screencap from 2016
you know the one

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>>172168732
Maybe
>>172168840
No

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I ran out of ideas for hate posting, the last one I did got quite a few responses and I think I'm happy to leave it there.
Tsundere Gaster signing off.
I love you guys.
Well, some of you.

I'd let Asgore lick me

>>172168286
With your new clothes fitting strangely well, you begin to feel just a bit better about your situation.

Your DETERMINATION has recovered slightly.

You turn around and see a large rug in the center of the room. Hopeful for supplies or a clue as to where you are or the situation you are in, you look under it. It's clear that this rug hasn't been picked up in some time, as a wave of dust comes over you as soon as you pick it up. Looking around on the floor under the rug, you find several crayon drawings of two colored stick-like figures, one somewhat resembling a human and another resembling... a rabbit? Or maybe a goat. The art is too poor to make out, but either way the pictures are of little use to you. You sweep the pictures aside and find something a little more promising. A note, written in pen. As you read through the beautiful handwriting, you begin to realize this is not just any note.
It's a suicide note.
Whoever this was intended for, it never seemed to had made it to them. The note is covered in dust and crinkly in age. The note lacks any signature, and lacks an intended recipient. With no use of the note, you decide to place it back in it's initial place.

With all options of this room exhausted, you decide to leave the room. You enter a hallway, and are immediately hit with the smell of golden flowers. Looking around you, there is a surprising abundance of the flowers. There are a few areas you can explore, or you can look into the mirror at the end of the hall.

What will you do?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12615172

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>>172168843
uh, that time when I just let my brain go and let it do its things, unsupervized?
Or something else in the thread, could be anything https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/138764869
you go find what you like

>>172169614
that was the one, yeah
you should do more, man

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>>172169614
"I'm still curious, what would I find behind his teeth?"
AND I STILL WONDER
I will never know/invent anything convincing will I

I have to test this
Asgore is a giant cuck and completely irredeemable and if you like him you need to slit your wrists
Toriel is a complete cunt who is not only worthless but also a complete hypocrite who is just as responsible for those deaths as her husband but unlike him has nothing to show and whose actions had zero positive effects while his at least helped the people in his kingdom get by in day to day life.
Asriel is complete shit likes only by pedos and people who like shit
Sans is cool
Papyrus is a retard that only special snowflakes like over his brother
Undyne is liked by cucks because she's literally in a relationship you dumb niggers
Do u really need to go into detail about why Alphys is bad

>>172169945
I disagree with most of this

>>172170047
>Most of this
Which parts?

>>172169945
Test what?

>>172169945
no

>>172170170
You're right that Sans is cool

they'll never fucking do it. he's one of them anyway

>>172169945
>Sans is cool
Thats the only I thing I disagree with, you sansfag

>>172170201
Seeing how long until mods delete that post

>>172169572
i'm covered in toriel dust, am i not?