All hail the Lord of Terror edition.
>What's new?
>Probius (shit), UI revamp (now LIVE)
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20581816/
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20581817/
>For Azeroth! Earn a WoW mount and HotS mount by playing any Warcraft hero (Ends 3/26, less than 24 hours away.)
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20532383/
> Two Heads Are Better Than One; get your free Cho'gall (if you haven't already)
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20602241/
>For new players:
https://youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE [Embed]
>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation or try mode and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, you'll regret it.
>Current Weekly Sale
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20626038/
>Current Weekly Brawl
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20649608/
>Latest patch notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20581822/
>Hero Rankings, various Statistics, Talent Calculator:
http://www.hotslogs.com/Default
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator
>Current Tier List
http://www.robogrub.com/tierlist
>Where do I find you Medivh playing assholes?
"/join /vg/" in game chat
>Tips and other useful resources:
http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki
first for you are the only constnat rank is a true indicator of personal skill maybe you lose because you have a poor attitude maybe you should try communicating more maybe you just need to practice maybe you should watch more professional gaming athletes on twitch so that you can learn and improve
Diableah when?
>>172087660
I remember when people assume over Christmas that they'd release it as a skin to coincide with the Diablo anniversary deal they were doing for D3 in January.
And we all severely underestimated just how much they truly care about Diablo.
>>172088391
Overestimated, you mean?
>no thread for multiple hours
Dead game
>>172089126
Er, yeah. Was making the post in the middle of a game.
>page 10
FAVORITE PISSED QUOTES.
GO
>>172089346
sh-shut up
>resorting to cheat (You) baits to keep thread alive
truly a ded gaem.
>>172092587
you're the reason your team lost your last game, bronzie
>>172092587
yeah see >>172092859 then see >>172087378
Kel'Thuzad when?
Maiev "My Wife" Shadowsong when?
Who do I buy next lads? Zul'Jin or Li-Ming?
>>172087378
>you should watch more professional gaming athletes on twitch so that you can learn and improve
>>172093425
Definitely Zul'jin
I think he's a lot more fun than Li Ming
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>>171882962
I'm retarded and forgot to link to the PREVIOUS THREAD.
>>172096165
>I'm retarded
>>172078808
>>172078808
>>172096992
I see my problem was I went looking for /hotsg/ assuming whoever made it next would keep up with it actually being called /hotsg/ and not /hots/
>>172097169
This thread will be removed in a bit don't sweat it kid
how this shitty math works?
I have around 60% win on hero league and i'm sinking from silver one 1 to 2
>>172101257
Leaver?
>>172101257
Blizzard has special maths
>>172101257
I'm pretty sure even they don't know what the fuck their system is doing.
>>172101576
never
QM, bets?
>>172102042
if blue loses then they are retards
>>172092383
Hmm, that was rather disagreeable. DO NOT fail me again.
>>172102042
win 19-15 (levels)
>>172102130
I guess we're all fucking retarded then.
>damn it blizzard
>>172102361
i can't believe you didn't rek't them
>when you feel like God consistently clutching with Medivh
>when you clutch shield a Kerrigan combo
>when you get an ally out with portal with a sliver of health left
>when youZA WARUDOthe entire enemy team into an ult wombo combo/save everyone you love withSTAR PLATINUM, ZA WARUDO!
>>172102361
Probably died while doing his jump shit and it managed to bug out like this
>>172102332
Next game made up for it though. I should thank the Morales for not picking scouting drone.
What separates the shit Azmodans from the good ones? I never play Azmodan and I can't stand any fucking Azmodan I get on my team, so I'm curious.
>love playing Lucio since he is the only Support I like
>whenever I pick sound barrier I always use it just that little bit too late
>>172086595
So whose brackets for Heroes of the Dorm are still intact?
>>172103283
getting stacks fast
If he goes laser, he's shit 90% of the times
If he goes purple ball, he's shit unless it's braxis or immortals
>>172105109
Reminder that Taste for Blood is too slow to build solo and Sieging Wrath is more consistent when solo queueing. While you do lose out on a bit of damage, what damage you do get is not a bad amount either.
>>172105345
Don't forget the extra range, either. Allows you to push lanes for easier and safer.
>>172104371
Whenever I pick Sound Barrier I just wish I had that extra second of heal and speed time. Then whenever I take Reverse Amp and some retard gets caught, I wonder if I should have taken Sound Barrier instead.
is it possible to ticket blizz so i can get a refund on this hero i bought and didnt liked?
>>172102361
Reminds me of darker times
>>172107303
no lol
I don't even.
>>172107565
Who could've guessed?
How long do you guys think HotS will last?
>>172109851
its already dead
>>172109851
>>172109963
What is dead may never die
h-hows your heroes of the dorm looking
>>172109963
Did I mention that this game is beyond death?
>>172112337
>660/1080 points
>even if I got the half finals and finals perfectly right, I'm still only at 1380/2160 possible points
I probs won't get the bundle, but fuck me I love getting higher scores than literally ten thousands of people by SIMPLY PICKING TOP EVERY TIME
THEY WERE SORTED BY SEEDS I.E. WINRATES
Jesus.
>>172112337
I literally picked Cornell to go to the finals as some dark horse prayer gamble and they lose first round to some shitters.
JUST
>>172119358
You're like that guy who bubbles in a poker tournament and makes zero dollars and thinks he did "better" than anyone.
>play a hero that can't lane well
>get completely over run on all lanes
>play a hero who can lane well
>push two lanes alone to victory
I think I'll only play heroes who can shit on lanes from now on. This is at diamond btw
>>172119961
>my superior intellect allowed me to click the huge STATISTICS button
>evaluate the WINRATES
>and pick according the OFFICIAL WINRATES, which are conveniently always the TOP CHOICE due to seeds
>Literally less stupid than 45406 other people
Prizes aside, it just shows most people are morons if they couldn't get at least this much right.
Stuff like >>172112337 is just inexcusable unless you're an optimistic fanboy of some team, going for memes or outright trying to score low.
>>172120096
This happens to me daily. There's something about a pusher that is just way too much for people to handle, they end up over-doing it and not doing fuck all in fights or severely under-doing it and we miss out on soak because of them. I honestly don't fucking get it. I feel like I always have to play a pusher, because I can't trust anyone else to.
>>172107303
>old mines
I miss that map 10 times better that the new one
>>172112337
>>172119863
Cornell and Texas Tech loosing in first round really fucked up my score. Jesus, I even had Cornell in the final 4.
>people actually giving a fuck about literal diamond HL matches
Anyone want to grind the mount event on EU against easy AI?
>>172122057
Dude, free fucking legendary skin.
I'm not gonna watch those matches, but I sure hope they fall in my favor.
>>172120124
i just picked randomly you autistic faggot. cancer to this community "everyone is an idiot". hope theres a cash prize so you can buy a gun and blow your retarded brains out. die.
Anyone wanna friend and party up for For Azeroth? Last chance to do it, event ends in some hours.
We'll just quickfarm easy bots until done.
Starcraft 1 remastered announced! Who they will announce into HOTS with the relase of it in your opinion? Im hoping for Fenix or Overmind.
>>172122335
>we are in a timeline where making fun of literal one-digit IQ niggers is looked down upon
Worst timel- oh wait, it's perfectly acceptable.
Go die yourself, mad hobo :^)
I got 10K and keep getting Starcraft quests. I don't own any Starcraft heroes. Who get?
>>172122991
QM and HL?
Zeratul, Tassadar and Artanis.
Alarak and Raynor are ok afterwards, depending on your flavor.
>>172123226
It's just they're all so
Boring to me, from the ones I've played. And I've seemingly played them all but Abathur and Dehaka.
>>172122564
>First War Raynor skin
>is literally a recolor with teal shoulderpads
>comes in bundle with Vulture recolor
I hope the next hero is from Warcraft
I hope the next hero is from Hearthstone
>>172128607
>Archthief Rafaamalan
That's my jam, nigger.
>>172124367
you might just be retarded.
>page 10
finally ded game huh
>>172092383
You can see this hero, yes?! THEN KILL THEM!
>>172128607
Innkeeper would be acceptable.
Is anyone else here a whale? I think I am only missing a skin on like three heroes that I own.
This game makes me burn money.
>>172122639
wow rude.
stop bumping this shit you mouthbreathers
>>172078808
>>172078808
>>172078808
get bumped (hehe)