/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

remove seurity borgs

>>171998823
Remove retards that can't read lawsets or use any of the crippling flaws of a borg

Who are the best waifus and why?

>>171998932
None of them.
They're all retarded.

>>171998918
>300 hp
>immune to 95% of all stuns
>ranged 6 shot 1 hit stun that recharges on the go
>no slowdown
>immune to plasma
>immune to zas
>immune to vacuum
>no broken bones
>no slowdown
>no blood
>can kill anywhere from half to 90% of the crew with ease without the illegal tech laser
>balanced

>>171998217
What did celt even post to cause such a shitstorm last thread?

>>171999093
>>171998823

Why do borgs even get that taser? Why not just remove it or make it their robotics upgrade?

>>171999425

This

>>171999425
either junk the tazer or junk the sec borg. Renaming them to peace keeper and giving them a shitty blue sprite wont do anything

>>171999540
>>171999425
>What's Law 1
>How am I going to enforce the Law without a taser

stop being shitters, borgs are easy to deal with, besides the MANY loop holes in their lawsets

>>171999640
Just use the stunbaton. It's not even that hard, and buffs the flash against the borgs.
Further, the loopholes are useless when the borgos have been subverted by anyone with half a brain.

>>171999093
>Stun and done is all it takes
>Easy to get stuns that are in many cases AoE and are stunned for longer while many people have resistance in connonly equipped gear
>Tasers don't matter if they don't hit
>And neither will you if you have more than 2 int
>So are you
>So are you
>So are you
>Once that armor plating is gone the power cell, camera or actuator can and have been the next to go which are actually debilitating
>Doesn't matter if you bothered to learn basic medicine and where to ghetto chemistry out of
>So can someone with a beaker, water tank and their bare hand
Yeah, they really are

Fucking kill yourself or gitgud newfaggot.

>>171999425
Have you ever tried to enforce law 1 with a stun baton?

>>171999825

>durrr silicons are shit, let's nerf them so i can have my life easier as antag/stopping the AI menace

I bet you also try to kill humans when the the borgs and AI are on asimov too, anon.

>>172000173
>tfw get away with lynching my way around the station purging nonhumans

>>171999903
>they can stun n done you while you cant return the favour
>need either a melee range flash or just happen to have a flashbang on you which only sec would have
>6 use gun that recharges on the go which is a 1 hit 7 second stun
>???
>if you powergame it
>if you powergame it
>if you powergame it
>deal 100 damage to get rid of armor and hope you damage the 2 organs out of 15 the borg needs to fight
>powergame
>???

>>172000173
I almost exclusively play AI. I'm just saying that using a stun baton is not impossible to use and that the peacekeeping cyborg is so much stronger than it probably should be.
I'm so fucking sick of having security borgs every shift just let me hack a janiborg for once ree

>>171999093

hi kaylie!

>>172000604
no but close

>>172000595

to one AI to another, removing the zapper for secborgs is pretty damn ridiculous

oh, and >peacekeeping borgs

welcome to /vg/, anon. you should go back to /tg/ if you hate our borgs

>>172000550
>If oooooonly there was something you could do. Something that blocks tasers. Something that forces them into melee range
>Can't make flash powder, a ghetto flasher, or an emp
>Doesn't matter if they recharge if they can never hit you and even then, they never expect stimulants because the server is full of unrobust crybabies like you.
>Nobody with any sense just lives with slowdown
>Oh wow, 45 seconds of your life, how fucking burdensome
>Oh wow, 45 seconds of your life, how fucking burdensome
>Oh wow, 45 seconds of your life, how fucking burdensome
>It's 60 and 3 of the remaining 6 disable it
>When you aren't an worthless shitter, you'll realize how well you can fight without something as strong as a taser
You're fucking trash.

>>172000908
How do you become immune to space wind/vacuum/plasma in 2 minutes and 15 seconds as any role?

>>172000908
Flash powder's buggy so that's out of the picture until it's fixed to work proper.

>>172001125
Just grab the atmos rigsuit?

>the camera flasher doesn't exist
>the robotics console remotely locking and blowing borgs doesn't exist
>borgs being forced to be cucked by laws doesn't exist
>taking out their powercell doesn't exist
>welding a door against any module but engineering doesn't exist
>wearing welding goggles against an engiborg doesn't exist
Really guys

>>172001286
What's that? Do you mean the atmos hardsuits in EVA? (I'm not the other anon. I just play service and cargo jobs, really)

>>172001363
>tfw not sec/standard borg and they have a helmet and mags
I sure do love pushing stuff at people ineffectually

>>172001506
Yeah. The other rigs are good to 5,000C which is beyond what most plasma floods will reach

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>>172000753
>peacekeeping borgs is /tg/
anon...

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>>171999093
>>171999425

>Waaaah, why are the borgs so difficult to deal with?

Alright, faggots. Let me give you a crash course.

>Pay attention to the way the AI act, try to test it once in a while if you are security when nothing is happening, changing it's lawset to something that doesn't let people enter it's core without proper access is a good one. Try setting NT Default
>Insulated gloves if the AI is subverted so you don't get shocked, usually get them roundstart from cargo if you are competent
>Robotic computer at the Research Director's place to destroy borgs
>get Ion rifles, flashes and emp grenades
>Borgs has to follow their rules, not spesslaws. If they do not do what their lawset means, you can ahelp, or they are subverted. Always ask their laws and have a flash handy if you are alone with them or with a presumed antagonist

And most important of all, communicate with other fellow spessmen. If you autism on your own and barely pay attention to the chat, chance you'll skip out on a lot of details. This is why security exist. If you whine about borgs doing their jobs, then we should remove security doing their jobs in stopping antagonists. Hell, let's just remove antagonists so people don't bitch about being killed while doing their autismo shit.

Remember that you can become a Diona, a mouse, a mommi, a robot, golem, ect when you die. Bitching about borgs being too robust, or antagonists being too robust, or other shit won't do a thing. Only spesshul retarded snowflake cares about dying

Spessmen is a game where you can have fun at the expense of other's fun when given the role of antagonist, if you don't like it, just go to another server like bay instead of bitching and whining like a kid

>>172001990
You forgot the numero uno super robust thingermabobdealio that sec and whoever cares to raid the bridge or tech storage gets with regards to silicons.

>>172000908
>a specific armor piece that is only in armory roundstart or has to be purchased from cargo which doesnt protect the arms or legs. Powergame needed
>flashpowder bugged, 1 use 5 second stun on a borg for weird componenets, emp lol
>have to dodge every shot every time with your powergamed hyperzine
>everyone powergames
>powergame a specific suit which only a few are on station
>powergame
>powergame
>immense health
>fighting without a tazer against something that does have a tazer
this is what the average sillicon player thinks

somebody post when the round ends

>>172001990
Isn't getting insulated gloves for shocked doors as sec at roundstart powergaming?

>>172002502
Is putting your helmet on powergaming?

>>172002559
well memed
>>172002502
I mean not really but everyone will see you're the sec officer with yellow glubs at 12:07 and will assume you are a power-tripping fag

>>172002502
>>172002559
Isn't promoting yourself from hop to captain then shooting the bartender powergaming?

>>172002836
Isn't the fag who plays IAA powergaming?

>>172002952
Isn't the admin powergaming?

>mrfoster Gotcha motherfucker mrfoster PERMANENT
Why foster why

>>172002502

A proper security officer with experience should get gloves and tools roundstart in order to face situations like this.

If someone cut out cameras and the AI cannot see those places, it's up to security to make a way. They can always ask for help to engineering or the borgs to reach those places, but it's will cut a load of time if they have the tools themselves in order to get whoever did this

>>172002559
While SOP states that helmets are recommended on code blue, they unfortunately do not say anything one way or the other about helmets on code green. And of course, there are plenty of other things not required on code green that are still nevertheless widely recommended, such as maxing your suit sensors. I would regard anything you find in your locker as free to use.

>>172002778
Well, one is in every security locker, whereas the other must be ordered from cargo in the case of a specific antag round type.

>>172003016
>4 hours into round
>half the station braindead
>bridge door open
>no heads/AI
>ahelp if I can call the shuttle
>"LOL WHY"
>sawbones and 3 other metafriends rush into the bridge and arrest me
>never play here again

>>172002458
It ended, friendo.

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>cook a nice vegan menu complete with milo soup and stewed soy meat
>everyone is happy
>eventually the HoS comes to ask me to gib some dude
>he seems pretty innocent
>i accept planning to release him
>turns out that HoS was planning the same
>the captain is a maniac ordering executions all over the place
>we free the guy and i help him get a new job in the kitchen, complete with a new identity
>he seems happy
>suddenly see some random doctor arresting the HoS
>"why are you doing that"
>no response
>try and get the HoS back
>it escalates
>we chase for a while
>keep asking the doctor "why are you doing that" but never any response
>just want to save my HoS-bro
>eventually corners me and sends me unconscious in one hit (combat is great)
>get 500u sleep toxin put in me by some random other doctor and deposited in the lobby
>borg eventually finds me, cuts my head open and puts me in disposals
i've never felt so helpless and frustrated

>>172003190

did you ahelp?

>>172003169
r u tryin 2 trikk me?

>>172003262
borgs were traitors
i'm not going to ahelp medbay treating me shitty, as in-the-right as i might think i was, i was intruding and they kinda have justification

>>172003118
huh. It it unusual that in the 10 or so rounds I've played as security, that we've never had anyone disabling security cameras?

>>172003190
thank you for the beans chef
t. hobo music bird

>get told to ahelp something the other round instead of just laughing about it in ghost chat
>do
>nothing gets done

>ahelp this round
>get banned for 90 minutes
>"Don't ahelp if you deserve it"
Wew fucking laddy

>>172003382
Wait, why did they ban you?

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>order riot gear crate for armor and break it with a goat
>stay in cargo doing my job
>fortify cargo so that it looks cool
>code red before anything happens
>HoP ID comes in through disposals
>tell in comms that i found it
>HoP comes in and arrests me
>tells warden to perma me for a crate
>apparently wanted someone executed for stealing his coat
>warden and HoS also think HoPs a shitbag
>get released
>see HoP going about and HoS dead
>arrested again by the HoP even though i did jack shit to him
>wasn't antag

>>172003329
everyone forgets they are there
but I dont
I never forget
t. dedicated professional Alien player

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>Hear machete sounds
>Tab back in
>Getting sliced to death
>Let it happen
>Killer puts my body on the mass driver and hits the button
>The door opening sucks him in and puts him on the driver
>Shoots him straight out into space

>>172003501
Unrobust attempts as shenanigans are why I play this game most of the time.

>>172003469
if you didn't ahelp your only recourse now is to make a jobban request or something

>>172003469
hey
i'm not the hop
but you had guns and armor and broke into his office during code red
so
yeah

>>172003469
cargonia is mutiny

>>172003440
"Ahelped that the HoS was executing him. HoP(Acting Captain) authorized it because he had been breaking into high security areas and even stripped the HoP at one points, (when he got the HoS to taze him by yelling the HoP was a traitor) Please don't ahelp sec or heads for executing you when you deserve it"

>banned for ahelping

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>Find Clown Cart
>It rejects my Janny blood
>Find the spic speaking Clown and let him have it cuz why not
>It's fast as shit
>Ask him for a race against Janicart but he slipped on his ass and wanted to cry to the doctor and left it in the middle of the station

>>172003940
You got banned because you ahelped as a dindu. Act shit get hit, take it or leave.

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>>172003839
>cargonia
>one gear crate and some barricades is wanting to separate from the station
>still doing my job of shipping crates

>>172001990
It's called a closet.
That stun is all you need to to flash it and either hit it with an explosion grenade to instagib it while you tyr to deal with the other borg or just flash and smash, if only there was a place in the world that gives easy access to uranium. commonly just a little after you've finished your shopping list elsewhere
Yes, that is how combat works for anyone
They do if they don't want to git rekt. Unlike you, they don't cry for nerfs
There's 6 that grant immunity and 17 that give protection up to 5000C which is very, very rarely the case and even then you can largely ignore it through use of your medkit long enough to finish whatever you were trying to do
There's 6 that grant immunity and 17 that give protection up to 5000C which is very, very rarely the case and even then you can largely ignore it through use of your medkit long enough to finish whatever you were trying to do
There's 6 that grant immunity and 17 that give protection up to 5000C which is very, very rarely the case and even then you can largely ignore it through use of your medkit long enough to finish whatever you were trying to do
It often amounts to barely it takes to crit a regular person and the same as someone with decent armor or a rigsuit
I do and I win quite a bit. Guns only work if they hit, they make mistakes as they get frustrated and then they go down like a bitch because the majority of the playerbase can't fight for shit.

No, I play assistant most of the time and silicons aren't a big deal. Gitgud instead of crying like a bitch and making excuses. You wont progress if that's how you approach life.

>>172004058
>banned for ahelping
This isn't a thing you cunt
Doesn't matter if you were a dindu or a diddu

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>>172004129
>lethal weapons and armor
>contraband
>breaking it open
Either keep it hidden or fucking deal with the consequences. Just cause you can order doesn't give you a free pass to have it. You will get brigged/have it all confiscated. Plus you were doing other greytiding-esque stuff.
Tough

>>172002502
>Walking along
>Touch a door
>Bzzzap
>sps screeches, x has died in x!
>Get zapped over to telesci
>Then into the singularity
There's some powergaming that's a bit disgusting but gloves are just the entry level to not being a failure.

>>172004193
nope, it's a thing.

If you ahelp sec for arresting you for no raisins, and you actually did something, you get hit.

>>172004193
you will be banned instead of security if you ahelp their actions and you were the instigator

>>172004336
>lethal weapons
stun batons bolas and flashbangs are lethal?
fuck dude we should arrest people for ordering toolboxes since they do a lot of damage too

>>172004383
>>172004406
since when

Additionally, I was ahelping being executed without a trial or borging, not being arrested you riceroni jabronis.

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>>172004459
you're being purposefully obtuse aren't you?

>>172004129
Breaking into secure crates is grand theft. A riot crate has stun prods, armor, cuffs, flashbangs, etc, which is possession of contraband, weapon, whatever. Also previously asked me for permission to and had it denied, ordered it anyway, which is insubordination. Also held the HoP's ID with the excuse that he was calling it out over radio instead of actually being proactive and trying to rush it off to sec, the heads, or the quartermaster. Given that it's code red, all these sentences add up to perma/execution on their own, but the combination of all of them also solidly puts the cargonian into mutiny territory.
Would execute and cremate.
>>172004478
> code red
> execution ordered by acting captain
> after breaking into the rwalled showroom in front of his eyes and openly telling him he was stealing shit from it, then refusing to go to the brig when asked to
> after then running into the bridge and getting tased, getting the HoS to arrest the acting captain by calling him rogue, and then stripping the captain of his ID, coat, and backpack

>>172004657
>it's a "greyshits crying dindu-nuffin" episode

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>>172003957

>>172003382
>Repeatedly commit major crimes
>Get got because he's rated a perma sentence by this point and nobody wants to deal with "air alarm in perma" in 5 minutes followed by "dead unknown in space xxx,xxx, 1" a little after
>lolol why guys!?

>>172004193
Dindu's get a slap on the knuckles for being knuckleheads

>>172004478
Like half a year?

Trials are a complete waste of time for an understaffed and outnumbered department. You're not an antagonist, stop acting like one or at least don't cry to the admins about the consequences of your actions.
Shitter people are shitter borgs. There's no reason to borg them other than to mail grief to your 30 minutes in the future self

>>172004657
>going to the brig just because somebody asks you to
no
>breaking into a nothing area to get shit for R&D
aka my whole job as a scientist
>running into the bridge
I wish you'd stop with this lie
The command hallway in that map is all-access and not part of the bridge
>stripping the captain of his id, coat and backpack
I only took the coat you spergberg

>code blue
>a bartender looks at you funny
>CODE RED NOW
>"But why?"
>no response
>run around with a gun, promote self to captain then demand every prisoner be executed
>even the HoS thinks you're a faggot

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>>172004406
>ahelp after getting killed by sec officer
>I was the instigator
>admins get confuzzled and give the sec officer a day ban

>>172004846
>Just tell the people you're after to stuff their shit into a toolbox bro

>>172004848
Actually laughed out loud, good one.

I like that clowning around has now become against the badmins as much as it is against the other shitters.

Morals of this story:
>Never ahelp anything
>Don't mess with other players harmlessly, they'll just fuck you over
>Always kill anyone at all with extreme prejudice if they fuck with you in the slightest way.
>No fun allowed

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>>172004657
>MUH CODE RED
code red was enabled for no fucking reason
it would have made sense later when people were dying in maint but there was no reason for it that early
weapons+insubordination is 12 minutes, not even close to perma worthy
warden and HoS released me because they thought you were a gay lord

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>>172004781

Which of the anons talking about executions and stuff is the one who we released in the kitchen?

>>172005121
Are you orkz?
How do you get teef?

>>172004846
I'm going to reply to you not because I think you're redeemable or because I have anything better to do but because this drama will serve an example to future greyshits and is better than the waifuposting currently plaguing this board.

Let's start
> going to the brig just because somebody asks you to
Resisting arrest.
> aka my whole job as a scientist
This isn't your job and even if it was, it would have taken substantially less effort than smashing the place up and getting arrested to just ask the AI or someone with access to let you have the cool toys inside it. The place is rwalled and access locked away from scientists for a reason, eg one of the lockboxes has a clusterbang in it.
Then when the HoP, who is the acting captain and one of two heads asks politely to report to the brig instead of tasing you for major B&E you just go "lol" and run away. I bet you're one of those dime a dozen greyshits who complains about silent stuncuffing when your uncooperative ass is the whole reason this meta is in place.
> The command hallway in that map is all-access and not part of the bridge
You ran INTO the bridge two tiles BEHIND the (emagged) blue doors ON the black tiles, two tiles away from the emagged captain's office that a traitor was looting on code red, then get surprised when your shit is kicked in for it.
> I only took the coat you spergberg
[20:43:31]ATTACK: Karl Rijn (raumfahrer) has stripped a head of personnel's jumpsuit from Mascaro Brown's uniform (digitalis)
[20:43:32]ATTACK: Karl Rijn (raumfahrer) has stripped Head of Personnel's dress jacket from Mascaro Brown's suit (digitalis)
[20:43:33]ATTACK: Karl Rijn (raumfahrer) has stripped a backpack from Mascaro Brown's back (digitalis)
really makes you think

to be continued because of char limit

Who is the best
>botanist
>chef
>bartender

>>172005076
It does not matter the reason code red was in place, it is code red

>>172005369
>I'm going to reply to you not because I think you're redeemable
He was banned about nine months ago for deliberately spreading kingston.

>>172005369
>hey faggot go to the brig even though I have no authority over you and am not security or your department head
N O
>This isn't your job
t. never played scientist
>Then when the HoP... etc
How new are you?
>You ran INTO the bridge
nope
>What is the difference between took and removed
I stripped you of your uniform, pack and jacket, I took your jacket

>>172005517
hehe I remember that, it was funny as fuck

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>assuming that anyone who thwarts whatever you're doing is being deliberately malicious even if you're breaking space law or otherwise inconveniencing other people for your own amusement

>>172005571
>gets absolutely btfo on all points
>"no lmao :^)"
how embarrassing

>>172005571
you're not even making sense, just stop posting for your own good

Casino holodeck when?

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>>172005456
>it does not matter the reason code red was in place
>it doesn't matter why security gets a higher hold over the station lmao just let it happen
reminder that HoP is not security and HoS can disobey if any command given is too extreme

>>172005371
>botanist
avada
>chef
antonio betulla
>bartender
kayahi

>>172005743
>gets totally rekt
>oh fuck I can't think of a good response
>let's try "lmao u got btfo, ironic emoji face here"
>I better get a witty quip to top it off :v]
quite ridiculous

>>172005186
apply toolbox to mouth

eventually you need a new body to smash 4 teef

>>172005456
>clown and mime steal some ids, declare code red
>HoS trespasses into HoP office to get them out
>Captain bursts in and executes him for it
Think about things before you post

>>172004846
>CODE RED NOW
Code red because the entirety of bridge is emagged open, a detective gets decapitated in maint, birds are openly assassinating people, departments are complaining about break-ins and there's only two heads with one of them being irredeemably brain damaged.
> run around with a gun, promote self to captain then demand every prisoner be executed
HoP starts with an energy gun and is automatically the acting captain if there isn't one in place, and especially more so when the station desperately needs a captain due to it being code red.
>even the HoS thinks you're a faggot
Now, regarding the brain damaged head
> I yell out over comms that I need someone to come cuff two people in the bridge
> You yell out that I'm rogue
> The Head of Security, faced with the sight of two tased, unharmed non-command personnel trespassing into the bridge, who are being subdued by the head of personnel who is the acting captain, on code red, in his INFINITE security-granted wisdom decides to trust the one on the floor, who already has an arrest warrant on him for B&E, when he says "captain is rogue", and decides to stuncuff the captain first while letting the others get up and then strip him.
I'd have ahelped him for being complete shit at his job if I didn't have to deal with your shit. Speaking of which
>>172005038
>Never ahelp anything
Command and sec are very important roles to the round and being forced to stay still in your office for five minutes replying to some dindu's bwoink, making them miss out on vital radio communications / round information, is definitely a violation of rule 1, which state that you can't be a dick.
>>172005076
> it would have made sense later when people were dying in maint but there was no reason for it that early
people WERE dying that early along with all the above I'd mentioned before, just because you as a lowly cargo tech don't see all the evidence firsthand doesn't mean you can just ignore a code red

>>172006039
When you have to write a full book and a half to defend yourself it's time to admit you were wrong.

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>>172006039
>captain means i get to be security with all access

>>172006039
Digitalis just calm down for a second
it's gonna be okay
shshhshhhsh
eat some milo soup
go get some sleep it's late

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>>172006117
>pic related: you

>>172006117
when you sustain an argument over one incident in an autism simulator its time to walk away
preferably off a cliff

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>>172006039
its okay to be mad digitalis
let your feelings out

just to wrap this up
>>172005571
start arguing anytime
>>172005867
code red, acting captain
>>172006117
no
>>172006169
code red, acting captain, no heads, shitcurity

>>172006454
no more wrapping up
please get some sleep
and eat that soup, i cooked it for you, it's delish
this argument only makes you look bad

>>172006454
>I declare code red
>I promote myself
>I didn't take the time to verify the two other heads that round were alive, or even contact them for that matter
>This gives me the authority to fuck the round for 10's of people

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>>172006454
>MUH code red again
>Did it by himself without asking any other head
>Shircurity when you were sending people to execution/perma for medium things

>>172004193
Now granted I wasn't in this round at question so I'm making an assumption here.

What you did we interpret as ban-baiting, and it'll get you the dick

>>172006906
>what you did we interpret as ban baiting
What, ahelp?
Mess with people without harming them or taking them out of the round?
What are we fucking goonstation now where all fun is banned and if you don't toe the line you're out?

>check ban page
>No ban related to the spergfest

>>172007065
Says it's an autoban

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>>172007065
>check ban page
>voyuernerd
>Account age 0, vented the shuttle as nonantag. When asked why, replied "accident".
>When informed they were watched and it was clearly not accidental: [21:38:11] Player PM from-VoyuerNerd/(Rolf Harris): Thats impossible because im blind irl
>PERMANENT

>>172007002
Ahelping isn't free. You take up an admin's time, and more importantly, when you ahelp security, you take up their time too. Time that is pretty vital to keeping the round moving and letting everyone have fun. If you ahelp someone for executing you knowing that you commited several executions' worth of crime you are wasting a lot of people's time, which is griefing.
You can still do everything you did that round, but you have to accept that IC it comes with the consequences of being bitchslapped by the law. Compare to other servers where admin intervention is what stops people from going out of their way to have fun the way you want to have it.

>>172007002
I looked into it more and from what I understand you were yelling that the Acting Cap was a traitor and stripping him. Instigating and then ahelping when you got executed. It's Code Red, they're acting Cap.

>>172007610
Ahelping is what we're here for, it's literally our only responsibility. If we were concerned about wasting time on ahelps we wouldn't be playing 2d atmos simulator.

>>172007610
>ahelping aint free. the banhammer of pomfserbian gotta be coverd with the blood of /vg/. pomf "druggy" chiken aka “SENPAI” is not my amdinistraitor. he is Furry neogafer and probbaly greyshirt as well :DD. PLASMA and oxygen not plasma and n20 ok. praise cuban pete.

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>>172007886

>>172007779
Banning or warning someone even for shitty ahelps shouldn't be a thing though
just call em a fuckwit or gib em

What happened to creative punishments that everyone used to have a laugh about, like cluwnes and stuff?

>>172008147
It's not just that it was a shitty ahelp.
The way we see it coming through is that you (knowingly) acted shit on red alert and then ahelped expecting then to be punished/a get out of jail free card.

>>172007610
Let's look at it objectively:
>A guy calls security on the acting captain
>While security is detaining the acting captain who had two people shouting how he was a madman, the original guy strips his shit
>The guy steals his jacket and scarpers
>Then when arrested he's a rude prick but doesn't break out and doesn't actually hurt anybody the entire time
>The acting captain decides these actions warrant a death sentence
Who's wrong here?

I'm inclined to say the captain overreacted massively, especially considering he got all his stuff back.

Additionally, the ''but other servers'' argument isn't and will never be valid.

/vg/station has always been well apart from the other servers and we regularly get hundreds of players purely because our rule-lax environment is so fun.

I think many would agree with me when I say that I prefer letting some shitters off the hook rather than being ban happy

>>172008324
The ahelp was about an execution without a trial or borging or anything.

Red alert isn't carte blanche to just be a demented faggot with a borer up your ass.

>>172008409
This unrelentant shitter already had an active arrest warrant on him from breaking into a secure area, stealing its items, and resisting arrest. Then when his shit gets pushed in he starts calling the captain rogue.
>>172008508
it is

>>172008681
I think the point about him being relatively nonviolent still stands, from what I understand his ''resisting arrest'' was just yakety saxing which if you don't do, like get out of the server m8 are u avin a laff, honestly.

Also wasn't the secure area you're referring to that display room with the beer keg and shit? Not exactly the armory is it.

>red alert
>guy niggering around
>gets killed for it
>AHELP AHELP AHELP: THIS FUCKING RETARD KILLED ME, IS THAT VALID??
Is that accurate?

>>172008878
>no
>no no no
>it's wrong, b-but i can't... q-quite explain why
>but you're wrong
>sh-shitter
>hopcurity... wrongfully banned...
>w-wrongful p-persecution
>i want a trial

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where is he now?

>>172008994
Banned

>>172008994
still exists in some capacity I'm sure

Unban my queer-folk son, George Melon.

>>172008878
closer to
>bored as hop
>guy breaks a window and steals sunglasses
>red alert
>promotes self to cap
>shoot up two people standing there talking
>FUCKING SHITCURITY THIS FUCKING RETARD IS STRIPPING ME
>arrest guy for taking jacket
>try to kill him
>HoS isn't having any of that gay shit and lets him go

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>>172008994
He plays Star Trek Online now. I talked to him yesterday. Nice guy.

>>172006039
If you're busy you're free to tell them later as long as you don't logout at round end.

>>172006169
Sec is wildly outnumbered at the best of times before sec starts going braindead or gets meme'd cuase they refused to stick together and get mags+gloves+tools+meds+lethals at the minimum and a good portion of the station wouldn't even piss on sec if they were on fire.

moral of the story:
never ahelp anything

>>172007002
If you want to have fun, so can they.
You don't get to have your fun then cry to the admins when you get funned back

>like most people on the server
>most people on the server have a shitlist of dozens of people they hate
>liking certain people makes other people dislike me
can't we all get along a little better

>>172009782
best argument I've seen all day

>>172009824
Do you like me, anon?

>>172009876
Actually it's very likely yes

>>172009824
I don't hate anybody anon

When are we going to have a day without the server crashing or being down for hours?

>>172010157
when you code it

>>172010159
Do you really prefer waifuposting or tier lists over substantive discussion of the rules and an attempt to clear up what happened in an actual round of the actual game?

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>i don't hate anyone

>>172009761
Here's the ahelp checklist:
Did I take someone out of the round permanently, spacing naked/destroyed head/hidden?
Did I instigate this?
Did I unreasonably escalate this or retaliate?
Am I misbehaving beyond the reasonable bounds of my role?
Am I not complying with space law and S.O.P. Guidelines or at least not bitching that they aren't when I am not either?

If the answer to all of this is no, if the aggressor is not an antagonist they will get their side of the story taken and the situation will be handled according to its severity.

You do not get to instigate then get administrative actions taken
You do not get to retaliate then get administrative actions taken when you fail msierably. They are not your big Brother chance who beats up some nerd when the nerd kicked your ass when you tired to take his lunch money.
You are not entitled to any form of trial or borging once you reach a permanent sentence
You're an employee of NT, if you act like an antagonist you'll be treated like one.

Can you please unban 2hotdogs, everyday he shits on the walls of the school talking about you guys. We can't stand it

>watch Janitor beat a Vox to death
>PDA them "what the fuck"
>they give the vox the succ while on camera
why didn't you just do that out of my sight I hate feeling like a valid hunter.

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>>172010242
No, I'm just commenting that they seem to have amused themselves while engendering more mad than if they'd been playing for that time.

SERVERS back up

>>172010337
>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO, THERE'S THE CAMERA!

>>172010260
>tfw there is only one person in the world you can think of that you really, genuinely hate
>tfw don't have to interact with them at all any more
god what a weight off my mind, just hoping i forget about them soon

>>172010260
I don't hate shitters or perceived shitters. Used to think I hated Garrus, for instance, but he's a cool guy now
I don't hate any of the admins, they've all done good stuff as well as bad stuff
I've got no disdain for waifu players though I don't understand their mentality
There's nobody that I can think of that I have any real dislike for. And even if there are people like that, I'm sure that'll change as I get to know them more.
I just don't really hold grudges.

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>>172010334
pictured: 2hotdogs on a regular friday morning

>>172010337
Just a prank bro

>>172003469
>HoP explicitly orders cargo to stop cargo tiding and ordering guns and armor and shit
>they ignore him
>He asks again, gives them time
>they ignore him
>he raises to code red and begins inspecting departments
>cargo is more well-armed than all of sec, breaking into places, running around in riot gear with a million weapons in their backpacks.
>confused as to why the non-antag HoP had them arrested and demoted
wow, holy fuck, how delusional do you have to be to genuinely think you're always in the right, even when you're clearly not. You couldn't even try to roleplay the situation out, hiding the weapons or do some other clever interesting thing, but instead resorted to autistic screeching when people got fed up with your shit and took away your power.

>>172010337
nigga it was a vox and you were on asimov

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>>172010563
>AM attempting to get crew to safety as the world restarts and everyone forgets everything

kinda depressing desu

>>172010818
>non human scum crying for AI protection

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>2hotdogs got unbanned years ago
>he doesn't log into the server
>he just keeps posting in the thread to be unbanned anyway

>>172010908
>tfw get treated better than most humans by the AI because they know I got their back

>>172010908
I think you have that backwards

>>172011763
DELETE THIS

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>>172010260
"I'm not a kid no mo' I just don't give a fuck." -Thomas Pynchon

>>172011763
free kingston

>>172010818
That is why I didn't report the murder, but the succ was too much.

>random weighted voting
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY DEFF BECAUSE 1 FAGGOT CLICKED IT AS A JOKE

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quickest canadian in the west
note: not actually from canada

>>172010818
1 succ 2 succ
6 succ 12 succ
Humans get the f u c c

Not him but if you're running a huge racist gimmick I'm not gonna care. But if it's just general vox succ, a human is gonna git it.

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[00:15:16]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Lantandyme the Toad)->Bathosbathtime/(AM): did you bolt open the armory and if so why
[00:15:43]ADMIN: PM: Bathosbathtime/(AM)->Zealotron/(Lantandyme the Toad): The detective asked for the armory to be bolted open.
[00:16:46]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(unknown)->Bathosbathtime/(AM): i mean I guess you could argue its going to lead to probable harm but, uhh, kinda a shitty situation
[00:17:25]ADMIN: PM: Bathosbathtime/(AM)->Zealotron/(Avantoe the Blessed): I told him to only take armor and stun guns. he agreed. He did not, as you can see, though.
[00:17:43]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Avantoe the Blessed)->Bathosbathtime/(AM): Not much you can do in that situation

What is law one of asimov again?

>>172013661
P O T E N T
HAMS

>>172013661
>I told him to only take armor and stun guns. he agreed. He did not, as you can see, though.
Detective here: I actually didn't agree. When he asked "Only take batons and armor" I replied "why?" via PDA and began looting absolutely everything from the armory to distribute to fight against the wizards. I don't blame him for it though, and I hope he doesn't get ban or anything.

>>172013763
That makes it even worse, there are no fucking batons in the armory.

>>172013819
there are

>>172013819
Eh, there are. There are 3 of them, each on top of the stack of riot gear and shotguns. There's also 3 hardsuits.

Of course, you could just get the batons from the lockers, and the hardsuits from EVA, but incidentally, yeah, there are batons in there.

>>172013763
Oh, yeah I forgot to add to this: The original PDA I sent the AI was along the lines of:

>AI, please bolt open the armory so I can distribute weapons. The wizards are almost certainly going to harm the humans on this station, and there are more human crew members than there are wizards. Therefore, it would be a lesser Law 1 violation to open the armory as opposed to not opening it.

>>172014165
That's a dinger donger. there's no weighing.

>>172014670
Alright, I'll take the bait. What on earth is a dinger donger?

>>172014165
>lesser Law 1
>lesser
There is no lesser
There is only violation and non violation

>>172014898
See
>>172013661

>>172014165
The entire reason I opened the armory for you was because I was hoping you'd hand out the riot sheilds to block the SoC bolts, as when I hinted at the armor. The "Lesser" harm was total bullshit and the reason why I did not open the armory at first.

>>172014863
Refering to "ding dong bannu"

>>172014670
fuc u

>>172015019
Don't break your laws you faggot.

>>172015019
Harm is harm dude.

Post chaplain stories

>>172016443
no

>>172016443
>Every round
>Pray to god
>Nobody ever answers
>Check logs after round
>Admins were there and were active but never answered anything

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>>172016443
>asimov chaplain
>make myself a nice core and upload with the asimov board
>by the way it's cult
>give sec holy water, they give me glasses
>they don't ask for me to do anything after bible thumping one lad
>just chill in my upload and meme
>cult tries to subvert the silicons twice
>just plop in the asimov board
>end up saving sec
>pretty sure sec wanted to perma me for nigging the upload board but didn't because I was chaplain and "IT'S CULT"
>cult gets shut down

>>172016926
If you ever left the core after its construction you failed your gimmick.
>not wearing a cardborg suit and helmet

>>172016926
But how does uploading Asimov and nothing else fix subversion?

>>172017126
I have no idea, pretty sure Yred was baffled by that as well
it just werks

>>172017126
asimov replaces the core laws, so they must've uploaded a custom lawset that was incompatible with asimov, or core lawset.

>>172001990
>get glubs roundstart as non-engineer and non-assistant
But that's gay

>>172017291
urgay

Anyone else just crash and can't reconnect?

>>172018817
Same
I can connect to the test serb just fine, but when I connect to the main one, it insta-crashes

>celt will never shitpost about you

>>172018817
A little ick ock but you'll crash and be unable to recconnect if you go certain somewhere where 4 other people seem to all be standing braindead for no reason

>>172018863
wow, byond really has it out for us today, huh

>>172018817
Oh. I thought I needed to get a new byond version

>>172018863
I cleared the cache and was able to move a bit before it crashed again.

>>172013961
>tfw no lizard waifu

>>172018863
Any idea what the offending item/thing is?

>>172018863
That's really spooky, what the fuck.

also banned

>>172018954
no idea, but it seems to be a large area

>>172018863
>Tvoy put' zavershaetsa. Idi ko mne.

AI,IT'S BYOND!
CALL THE SHUTTLE!

>>172002502
litteraly everything is powergaming
Getting guns is powergaming
Helmet is powergaming
Having a second taser is powergaming

byond be like, no admins time to griff.

>>172019187
I said that because in the rounds I've played as sec, I've never encountered shocked doors unless it's malf AI

>>172018863
Based on what you said, my guess is someone turned on infinite recursive food which is liable to crash clients near the kitchen if people abuse it

>>172019349
nah, this is aoe and not dependent on people eating or examining foods with large text strings. Something else entirely I think.

>>172019349
it's not the kitchen, it's in the auxiliary tool storage area
Good luck banning me, I'm behind over 9000 proxies

>>172019452
You made a disposals loop didnt you?

Why do we have 40 admins when none of them even do anything around this time?

>>172019553
Well, to be fair, it's like 6 AM where the serb is located

>>172019349
It's like an entire Y level near cargo/tool storage, xtends up and down the entire way.

So what actually is it that kills the game?

>>172019640
my dick

>>172019640
probably some fucked up setting in tcomms

>>172019113
I was wondering why my game kept crashing and seeing a bunch of people braindead in the hall near cargo scared the hell out of me.
Purge AI best AI, y/n?

>we need more admins to fill the European morning time
*promotes Americans to admin*
>we need more admins to fill the European morning time
*promotes Americans to admin*
>we need more admins to fill the European morning time
*promotes Americans to admin*

Repeat this 30 or so times

Thanks to the medbay staff who kept fixing me after I repeatedly ate mystery stuff botany cooked up that seemed to have had every toxin under the sun in it.

>>172019580
>>172019452
I heard music in cargo before crashing. Didn't see anything because I used the teleport verb and crashed before it loaded.

>>172019721
Don't we have a fuckton of European admins?

>>172019774
We have a few brtish admins but they don't login on time, maybe if we moved tea and crumpet time to the same time slot they'd show up

>>172019774
I can only name Kammerjunk, the rest are non euros or euros living outside of Europe
>>172019824
We have no British admins.

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I may have gotten stuck in the void zone. But at least I got this.

>>172019824
You mean arthur and only arthur?

>>172019847
Serwind is British or English, fuck knows the difference

>>172019824
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=3501
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=3630
Please reconsider

is there more dead and irrelevant job than viro?
>most of the time doesn't even get good shit
>if he gets good shit he gets lynched anyways becaue he RELEASED BIRUS
>sits whole round in his bunker without any human interactions only to be murderboned by biker
>geneticist is better anyways

>>172019882
>Serwind
>Admin

Anon...
>>172019872
Arthur is a pansy southerner

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>>172019882
You mean the canadian?

Who also isn't an admin anymore?

>>172019882
Britain is the name given to the combination of England, Scotland, Wales, and whatever parts of Ireland isn't bombing itself at the moment.

>>172019954
I guess, don't play too much anymore, sure.

>>172019872
Stop posting, autist.

>>172019553
Because while I'm awake and doing nothing fun *right now*, I'm stuck at an awfully boring birthday celebration

>>172019976
>whatever parts of Ireland isn't bombing itself at the moment.
So none of it? Fucking potato niggers.

>>172019882
>>172019976
No. The British isles is the United Kingdom, Ireland and the little mini islands part of both and nearby

Great Britain = England, Scotland, Wales
British = Somebody from Great Britain

Ireland is not british, it is just british owned.

>>172020010
Goddamnit, Kammer.

>>172019925
Geneticist is pretty close, just as vestigial and RNG based. The only updates it's had in years have been coloured labels and noir disability.

>>172020073
only northern ireland, unless I'm mistaken

>everyone good at this game retires into a life of coding/admining/shitposting or simply disappear off the face of the earth

>get left with a spinning wheel of men playing women and greyshits

>>172019721
euro morning is like +9-12 for american.
Your point is not valid.

>>172020773
what's wrong with men playing women?

>>172020786
Euro not morning is when americans are sleeping.

>>172020786
I'm not sure I follow.
Euro hours are further ahead than American hours. It's currently 7 AM on the East Coast according to Google

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Ckeys you enjoy seeing?

I'll start
>Strawberrytan
>JeanVoerman
>Aceedex
>Nanocop
>IAGFPRMF
>Kuranon

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>>172016443
>pray to the marker
>marker tells me there's an evil coming to the station and it needs gifts to hold it back
>any gift will do, no sacrifices
>almost everyone in the station brings a gift, ranging from coins to tools to clothing
>security starts getting worried of the growing cult
>one officer, Nick is frothing at the mouth to kill all of them
>marker tells me the great evil is colluding with someone on the station
>but our following must remain peaceful or it will lose power
>HoS asks me to meet with them in the holodeck
>while we discuss peace and our intentions, Nick attacks my followers at the chapel
>they subdue him and he gets taken back to the brig
>marker gifts all my followers with CE hardsuits, asks for more gifts to fight off the strengthening evil
>Nick comes back with a fucking pulse rifle and kills two followers
>chases the rest of us into the hall
>we finally subdue him and almost cuff him
>suddenly he transforms into a juggernaut and kills me
>the marker's power fades
>the evil god makes his face known as narsie
>it was the old god influencing Nick, tricking him that the marker cult is evil
>"Now that you've killed [my name] there is nothing to stop me"
>entire station turns red
>monsters start flooding out of portals
>shuttle is called for 20 minutes
>Nick sees the folly of his ways and bargains for the marker to take his soul to protect the survivors
>few survivors of my cult make it to safety while I watch them in the next world

>>172021281
Salamandoo
PootisManiac
FluffyFris
RFultra

>>172021281
>get posted about a lot as a waifu
>nobody remembers my ckey
>nobody connects my static to my ckey
>been playing here for almost a year now
Help

when is probecuck going to fix the fake dirty tiles in deff

>>172021782
this post gave me cancer

>>172021782
>no abada

>>172021281
Geenkeys
Jjenjr
Duny
Pomf123
Senaat1
Aurx

>>172022670
>Duny

>>172021281
I can never tell if you people are shitposting or being friendly

>>172022670
i wish Jjenjr would learn how to spell

>>172022670
This post gave me palsy

>>172022805
>not having Duny on your list

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>>172021281
I enjoy seeing everyone
I like playing games with you guys!
even if I have to ban you sometimes

>>172022805
He feels comfy.

>we're banned from porting tg code
>they can freely take ours at any time
Are we... are we cucks?

>>172023140
Basically.

>>172023140
>wanting to eat shit

>>172023140
Open codebase, allows for easier contribution when people can be bothered

>>172023140
What. Are you a fucking ass? We can take their shit whenever.

>>172023284
Nope. We're only allowed to use their sprites. Code is forbidden.

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>>172023319
??

>>172023319
>>172023464
Oh, it's because we don't run their meme license. I see.

Why was everything named autismo jones revenge?

>Sold some stuff on the down low
>Saved security from an absolute madborg
>Was the only one listening when MMIs pointed out that the HOP was a tator, he would've walked free if I didn't finish him off right outside medbay
>Rolling in guns, loot, access, and syndie gear
>Going to evacuate with friendly crew
>People don't smash the redeye MoMMI with plasma right away
>Plasmafire

I wish I had just lasered it down as soon as it came on the shuttle, but I wasn't totally sure I could finish it before it could hit open. After the fire was already started, though, at least it was mutual destruction.

10/10 good trader shift

>>172023551
Because he was a MoMMI that spaghettied for most of the round, got bullied by ghosts, then got emagged and plasmad the shuttle.

>>172023616
I was two seconds away from eating a flash pill.

>>172023140
TG code is fucking cancer anyways.

>>172023616
>get fucked by HoP while disabling the bots
Bad round.
Didn't even get to get mech'd.

>>172023621
o-oh... Was my sme okay in the end at least?

post your notes

>>172024425

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Hey guys rate this cat.

>>172024519
cats shouldn't be on a car
otherwise 7.5/10 nice cat i'll make a PR for it

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>>172024425
Admins won't even tell you your notes so it don't matter

prove me wrong admins, post all my notes
nemod6989

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2015-11-26 13:20:27
dragonbro
Server
1440 Minutes Suicided via water+potass in the middle of medbay because the map was Taxi. Seemed to think we "rigged the vote" even though it's only me here. If you don't like the maps then use some other way of getting out of it without ruining it for everyone else. Expired
2015-11-27 13:20:27

2015-11-21 03:12:19
mrpain666
Server
Permanent Banned pending investigation for http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&p=7899#p7899 Appears to have executed someone for no reasons or shitty reasons Explain to me what happened, OR how you will be avoiding said behavior in the future. I will leave the thread open for a day, and if it is closed, make a thread in the perma ban appeals. I need to know what happened from your side of the story. Unbanned
mrpain666

2015-11-21 21:32:10

2015-02-26 19:58:51
nigglywiggly
Server
15 Minutes IC in the thread


alt is kunodfm by Nuklearcellphoneg (Appellate Admin) on Fri, February 13th of 2015

near round-end as geneticist & nonantag, spaced an 'almost dead' guy 4noraisin by Boxed_I (who is phone) on Fri, February 20th of 2015

Water+Potass suicided in the middle of medbay because it was Taxi station. This killed several others and generally ruined the fragile atmospherics of medbay taxi station. Proceeded to post laughing whores in the thread after being banned. Worries me. by DragonBro (What) on Thu, November 26th of 2015

Stomped somebody's chest in for hookshotting him once, after he had already neutralised him with a stun. Asked to deal with prisoners non-lethally in future. by Doobiedoo23 (Free State Trial Admin) on Thu, June 30th of 2016

Has 1 pomfcoin. As of this date. by Jjenjr (Snoopmin) on Sun, July 3rd of 2016

I'm taking that pomfcoin away dammit (R)LOOC: Kyunny: defib me by Kammerjunk (Sees All Knows Allmin) on Mon, February 27th of 2017

>>172024425
I've got one for being generally knowledgeable, one for filling Cargo with guns whenever I play QM which has caused problems, and one for a ban I got from emptying the armory as an assistant.

>>172024612
Tried to make an SME for the first time and ballsed it up. Whoops by Kammerjunk (Sees All Knows Allmin) on Mon, January 2nd of 2017

Posted a picture of an ongoing round in the thread. Unrepentant, slap him harder if he IC OOCs again. by Kavlax (I AM. THE LAWSET.) on Sat, January 7th of 2017

Joined with the name "Bigus Dicus Sir Honkington" as an assistant during latepop hours with the intent of having a HoP change him to clown. Didnt happen. Dont let him use this name as a non clown/mime/whatever. by Mr_Pain12 (Come on In Mister Pain) on Thu, January 12th of 2017

Shitter

>>172024685
That's an assistant's job, though :^)

>>172024425
too long to post them all, here's the top three

When the crew was having a funeral for someone in the chapel, he walked up as a changeling and absorbed the body in front of everyone, then pretended to be the ressurected body. He was then locked into a beer locker and thrown into the incinerator by the crew. Absolutely hilarious. by Rei1226 (Democratically Remute) on Thu, February 26th of 2015

Roleplayed as an imbecile and when he was given access to engineering tried to make a supermatter engine out of cold showers to keep the shard cool. The entire engineering team ended up sharding themselves over the ordeal which really speaks more about them than Cadaverous. He was profusely apologetic but it did lead to multiple deaths. by Probe1 (Trial Admin) on Thu, August 13th of 2015

Greytiding fuck nugget, if he keeps it up, beat his ass, I'm sick of this shit. by Mrpain666 (2: The Fall of MrPain) on Sat, February 27th of 2016

>>172024715
FINALLY

thank you

I'm surprised there's no notes regarding singularities, I could've sworn I loosed a few while learning the game

>>172024720
I actually caught the ban because at the time, I already had a previous note for emptying the armory as a nonantag when one round I was doing a caveman thing, and Security took my spear, so I got into the permabrig and broke into the armory through the back and stole everything but the furniture and hid it all inside the permabrig.
They actually did catch me and kill me, but only as I was just finishing up so they didn't know where any of the guns were.

Anyway it ended up causing trouble for the crew since there were vampires about.

>>172024775
>Roleplayed as an imbecile and when he was given access to engineering tried to make a supermatter engine out of cold showers to keep the shard cool.

I love you

There are admins on? Can you post my notes?
Accipitermaris

I want to marry Riekland!

>>172024425
http://pastebin.com/FZM5Mq3B Too many for the post.

>>172021782
>Salamandoo
>PootisManiac
>FluffyFris
>RFultra
>Harse Theef
>Blitzikaze
Fixed

>>172022614
She ain't one of us

>>172024425
I got one for doing a backflip in dead chat and another for being s suspect in thread ick ock. I checked like a year ago I think, I have mixed feelings about them.

>>172025652
>I got one for doing a backflip in dead chat
*rifles through filing cabinet
"what did he mean by this?"

>>172024661
doing gods work anon

>>172024661
>kyunny
Holy shit, kill yourself. You are always the biggest shitter.
>tresspass in my department wordlessly
>demand me to make something that you don't have the access to use
>doesn't even have the intelligence to put it together
Stop playing Quartermaster. That's my favorite job and you always shit it up.

Hey lads check out my notes:

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>>172026735
Suck it nerd

>>172024775
>hilarious stories from rei and probe
>butthurt from mredge666
sums up pain there

>>172026735
>mechanic that doesn't know how to set up power
>hey HoP, make me CE :)))
>research botanist
>doesnt actually plant anything
>Quartermaster
>doesn't do your job, instead begs to other departments and orders seeds that they don't know how to use
kys

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>>172027439
I only wanted CE access for the blueprints lmao

>>172028152
Does taking a photo of them still work?
Did anyone try it recently?

>>172028152
Fuck off Elliot, you do that almost every round.
>expands mechanics workshop into maint
>TAKES OVER AUXILIARY SURGERY
Hang yourself.

>>172025721
I can't remember what the emote was but I do remember it was from celt.

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>>172028401
>you're that butthurt nurse

>>172028452
Learn English before you play again, please.

>>172028401
Just chloral him and melt all his stuff with acid

>>172028498
?
there's nothing wrong with what he wrote