SC2 GENERAL

this wouldn't happen if you idiots just talked about wol

reapers!

if you really think about it, zerglings are the coolest unit

cant we report janny for hate crimes...were a minority after all...

pizza.gg

>>171965029
wasnt that from a few years ago
i remember that so clearly still

switchblades... cocaine....

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> I <3 StarCraft 1d 8h
>GSL Code S 1d 13h

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>>171965148

imagine suicide...

>>171965221
>HuK
also we should have a vod night

>>171965012
was expecting at least one reply for this post :/

can it be jav vods

>>171965452
(you)

we're little weak pussies so of course the janitor can mess with us

we will never die

i wont let this thread die

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>>171966832

I Walk

i keep thinking about procreating

My Hands Are a Little Dirty

how many of us are there
40?

>>171966875
thats not specific to virgins that goes for anyone with social anxiety

people with social anxiety are virgins

i know i am

just gonna focus on meeting a shy autistic chinese girl

>>171966875
nah
most of these symptoms only appear when i meet someone on an empty street
like 50 meters of that
pure hell

>>171967960
just try to think of what charlie williams would do in that situation

so happy i threw away all my forks and only eat with spoons now

we snack safely here

got rid of everything except a single titanium spork

literally all anyone needs

oh and once a girl talked to me in the street and i started hysterically laughing
theres nothing wrong with me tho
trust me

a pack of asian school girls walked by and giggled mockingly at me wish i was making this up

still have yellowfever tho

we love sc2 here btw
greatest game ever
it even surpassed bw with the legacy of the void expansion
we did it reddit

simply love to make zerglings all day

boner amanda

buy a beaver fur cape and find them again
walk into them this time

>>171968823
maybe they found you cute...

>>171966875
wtf literally me

i think packs of asian schoolgirls laugh at everything, not just your disgusting ugly retarded FACE dude

>>171968684
me 'ceps are bigger

>>171969078
they were definitely mocking me...

joe rogan never has any good guests
its always some low brow trash

>>171966998
same i want to raise 2-3 children with a nice lady whom isnt ugly

we can get married at the local court house, find a foreclosed home on the cheap and get a couple pups to roam around the yard

i want to impregnate women but i dont want to take raise children

guess im a nigger after all lol

>>171969452
and he destroyed his brain with marijuana

but raising the children is the most important thing you'll ever have to do in life....

>>171969491
fig and nut trees instead of dogos for me

a nice little garden me and the wife can raise. kids growing up at the same time as the trees. sitting on the porch rocker, my wife and i holding a baby or two each just looking out onto our property...

most important thing to do... refill this adderall

seriously if you ever go OUTSIDE (ya right you losers dont leave your room lmao...anyways) you'll realize what an issue cell phone use is

these people are zombies, disconnected from life

>>171969680
fuck it man just bust a nut in her and let her take care of the rest

i managed to ease myself off cell phone usage

one less tentacle iblis has over me

tried talking to a coworker earlier today, he didnt even look up from his phone

i had something really important to say to him too, about the big butt girl that works on the other side of the warehouse but nope not even a glance up from his phone

although he has told me repeatedly that he doesnt think the big butt girl is attractive....so maybe he's just sick of me pestering him about her but cmon at least give me a quick "leave me alone" or something....

its kind of surprise we havent genetically engineered or selectively bred catgirls yet.

>>171969327
no trust me im a qt asian girl and we always laugh at boys we think are cute

>>171970232
ha... fuck off

>>171970283
d-do you think im cute and do u want to date me and let me cum into you until you have babies with me?

>>171970382
zombie ass bitch

>>171970232
big butt girls are so fucking hot...

>>171970250
or human meat puppets without higher functioning brain function you know?

>>171970629
i agree, my favorite.....

no point in a meat puppet the whole point of real sex is spiritual and the whole point of degenerate sexdom sex is to see the woman suffer

africa
marlows boat

ugh himanorms banned me again

sister moot can be such a BITCH

bet you fags are acting like niggers

gook

>battle.net is now called "blizzard app"
someone please kill all millennials

a worthy endeavour

we never even open the blizzard ap

there isnt even one good game on there

>>171972239
+1

play snipper clips with me

word^

>>171972614
i dont have a switchuu~~ yet....

>>171973061
neither do i i was hoping one of u guys could buy me one

>>171972126
wtf is a progrem? .net? rofl. apps are sleek and sexy. streamlined and cool.

we use apps here.

>>171973565
i've been checking every day not a single store anywhere has one...online or real stores....

when i finally find one i'll pick up two one for me and one for u :)

>>171973754
make it 3

>>171973754
thanks ill suck ur dick haha :)

im a big boy, and getting bigger

round of switch's on me

>>171974145
those canvases are really bad

>>171974145
i wanna see her get FUCKED by that dirty PIG

>>171974145
lmao the last frame

>>171972126
we should just erase our generation from existence and pretend we never existed in the first place

the good thing about millenials is that they are very easy to catch in a retard filter

>>171974217
-1

why does it seem like everyone is a millenial now

baby boomers should just fucking die dessu

think about it. each generation gets slightly more people than the last

stfu bitch!

>>171975407
slightly more nigs and shitskins, yea

it is a strange position, the millenial complaining is getting very annoying and edgy i suppose but they are a rotten group of retards.....

hmmm.....

dont lose sleep over the growing nigger population the chink population is growing too and they will protect us white people from them

chinks dont even care about other chinks much less whites

chinks dont care about chinks in the stupid white liberal "hugs n kisses" bitch mode form of caring but they care deeply in the macro sense of the chink race being the master race

i was reading this book and it mentioned something about "sleeping over at a friends house, maybe you felt awkward about how this family has a good morning hug together"

that would be the strangest thing in the world, a good morning hug who would ever freakin want that

watching the belly on your gook wife grow with ur child

>>171976234
there's always something uniquely different about a family
like i was weirded out by my friend's pecking their moms on the mouth before leaving for school

>>171976336
that weirds me out as well
or when moms feed babies but put spoons in their own mouths first to make sure the food isnt too hot for every bite
fuckin disgusting

>>171976469
i explicitly selected the word "peck" god darn it

lmao cho got banned again from twitch apparently
good job guys, one westernized gook streamer down, a couple more to go

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the more himako bans me the more i want to take her on a really nice and romantic date..

>>171976992
just went through the ban list
you are a god keep up the good work

>>171974885
>our
i can probably be your father though lol

>>171977315
i mean are you like 50? then sure

its finally comfortable outside so i can open windows and let the fresh air blow in~

how should a 30 year old dress

very carefully

new balance, cargo shorts and a graphic t

so today i learned a bit about the blockchain

>>171978039
that's what i wear now....

dessert chukkas, neutral colored chinos, button up shirt

>>171978262
i learned about it on some very cool website that makes you play with shit interactively
lemme see if i can find it

evens: another cold one
odds: off myself

>>171978395
hmmmm....you seem very trustworthy on this topic....

what about in the summer time, are shorts a no?

oh also do i tuck the button up or leave it flappin'

>>171978587
on the weekend kind of but never longer than knee length tho

>>171978573
rerolling

its not yet my time to go

>>171978470
here it is, really cool easy to understand explanation
https://anders.com/blockchain/

>>171978690
of course tuck ew

>>171978905
a god

>>171978690
i think tucking is more appropriate but imo it just looks retarded so i dont tuck it :/

>jewish first name
>gook last name
horrible

wtf rebecca isnt jewish

>>171979206
Rebecca or Rebekah (Hebrew: רִבְקָה (Rivkah)) is a feminine given name originating from the Hebrew language.

>>171978992
>>171978840
>>171978692
ok last question :
whats a good brand for someone not poor but not rich either. i have some money

>>171979253
its a blblical name

>>171978808
yeah that was the video i watched to learn about it
heh

>>171979371
yeah and the bible was written by and about jews. Especially the old testament, which is where the name is from

>>171979552
oh i thought you watched the computerphile video that was posted today

>>171979568
old testament names is bad arse my dude

ezekial
enoch
balthezar

reminder that the jews killed jesus

>my dude
~_~

>>171979720
some.. but also normie names like rebecca, sarah, and daniel

>>171979357
i dunno dude go to a store or something. lots of people go to h and m these days cause they are cheap but it kinda shows

>>171979841
whats in a name my dude? shakespeare said that

>>171979925
is that manuel ferrarra's dick?

i just realized its been years since ive heard anyone say my name O___O

>>171980131
ralph...

kristijan...

>>171980131
albrecht...

same here when i think about it...

>>171979925
i really dislike watching porn where gooks have their eyes closed all the way through
really offputting

>>171980226
porn industry here, sorry about that

gook here, sorry about that

live pd is on in an hour and 15 minutes...

always wonder what it would feel like to put my penis inside of my flat iron at 350 degrees

hes just masturbating with that girls body theres no love there its just dead

word love can only exist between two boys

actually love can only exist between a man and god

>>171980753

in the locker room

my sexual fantasies have grown to be very violent and angry...

what are you gonna do to me...

u must watch a shitload of porn cut that out and stop jacking off

>>171981178
meatholes & sweet auditions

seulgi

>>171981520
gook

i have just discovered

>onstad was 26 when he started achewood
>he's 41 now
i need to start living life...

dylm? wwydtm...

reminder were jugging on a friday...

some girls are bigger than others

WHOOP WHOOP

anyone else alone on a friday night...

>>171979357
go to uniqlo
i browse /fa/ i am an expert on this topic

>>171981904
stranger danger!

if you're so very entertaining
then why are you on your own tonight

>>171981769
do you like the bigger ones?

stale memes
FOR YOU

some have j'accused myself of being at times... too entertaining...

i like the bigger ones

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i'm afraid to post something that would identify me as a normie or a stale meme

>j'accused myself
is this a thing americans say

no i like the smaller ones

read the posts idiot

pawgs & spinners

think im going to stick to my vow of not drinking tonight because its going to be so hot tomorrow and my dad wont be running the air conditioning

what a literal fucking god
https://youtu.be/Oy1rWhNw2XQ

what are spinners
is that when a trannies weener spins around??

im not gay

what are we gonna do if janny cracks down even harder on us

i dont want to lose my scvees ;__;

>>171982604
skinny whores

my thread even had sc2 tourney info in the op and got deleted
he probably just hates sc2 more than us

>>171982828
not possible

praise terry, the whitest of the white

whitest of the white scientists

us and the /scv/ thread are like a couple that are only staying together because of the kids(read: memes)

no love no sex just memes

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>>171981627
i started reading achewood in 2003, i cant believe its been so long

I remember when you used to hold my hand
Now you acting like a ghost girl
Live forever with a smile stuck on your face
You think he know you but I know you the most, girl
You will never find another one just like me
Long nights getting high on the coast, girl
Two weeks and I still got the same old jeans on
Never got a girl when I need one

i genuinely love almost all of you

>>171982702
before i was saying we could migrate to hima but that was before i got banned....

this one is fire right from the start
https://youtu.be/Ozt2d8t8hIU

>>171983139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL8wLzZYcg8

<3

>>171983230
holy shit he hit the ground running

if you guys want i could host an scv imageboard just incase

and unlike himako, no bans!

>>171983093
first achewood i ever read was the one vlad says he's so happy he could blow a trumpet with his dick that ends with cornelius sneaking off and opening up a drawer with a trumpet in it

>>171983438
i know exactly the one youre talking about

the great outdoor fight arc was pretty great all around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8puMpOhm_5s
so this is what our girl was parodying

i said id quit drinking but i didnt

>>171983695
+1

>>171983695
i smoked weed today, wish i was stronger

just like to point out that i loved nichijou and wish there was another season

>>171983571
i concur. love that strip, pity hes been so sporadic with it these past couple years

i don't like to talk about doing drugs or alcohol because tinny might be reading & judging

im judging you if he doesnt. get off that junk boy

>>171983973
hes just another part of my scv support group; hes the stick and the rest of you are the carrot!

im not a carrot take it back

if u guys wanna vomit find threads of people with "depression" talking about their struggles and the absurd shit they say to justify their prescription drug addictions and mental weakness

>depression is like diabetes its something ull have to manage forever!
>ive been on SSRIs for 8 years and dont see myself ever stopping
>it makes life bearable

ROFL

>>171983857
post the cube reminder

is it normal to just be able to rip out your hair

drunk gook

>>171984480
nope

having love every single night with my cute gf and hugging her in the morning when we wake up together is just about the only thing that makes my life bearable rn

i bet shes fat and white kill urself norman

>>171984480
really depends on how hard you are pulling and how much you pull at once

big girls...

hello i am back!

dumb flipped looks like dmub

seulgi

>>171984918
gook

yeah well maybe i still like vampire weekend idgaf

>>171984642
im just slowly pulling on it when i was in the shower and was able to just pull it out

>>171985004
you'll regret it when you're older

>>171985046
might be cancer

>>171985004
i like that me and my cousins song

>>171985046
happened to me; the start of male pattern baldness.. it'll keep going until one day we'll either be bald intimidating men or toilet-seat haired cucks.

>cucks.

that band is so gay...

>>171985283
as in, if we somehow had a kwife with that hair they'd be fucking someone else. not the meme meaning

>>171985387
lol

imagine being a pig...
imagine being a duck...

ok well i have an undercut and if i pull on the short hair on the sides/back it wont come out but pulling on the long hair on top it will.. i think its just the long hair breaking actually

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>>171985536
yeah like i said thats male pattern baldness

how do i get a haircut

ty cobb is beyond based
https://youtu.be/HDI6VQDBXQo?t=16m15s

>>171985665
surely at this point you just say fuck it and shave it all off?

ken burns is based

>>171985791
yeah, but going mr. clean means that you'll look super intimidating. i want to look approachable but also not fucking retarded like that guy so its a lose-lose scenario

minny is streaming....

ken burns is sentimental garbage for children and addle minded developmentally challenged old people

we legit only listen to vocaloid here

ken burns is a monster

>>171985995
national parks : americas best idea is a masterpiece

seulgi

m83 - midnight city is the best pop song of the decade

>>171985942
hmmmmm ya its kinda tough.......
maybe start wearing caps and beanies to hide shaved head
i think you cant have a more horrible haircut than the guy in that pic

what about a skullet? its like a reverse undercut

last decade was mgmt - electric feel or mia - paper planes

>>171986318
imagine waking up to this...

>>171986318
wooow O__O;

wow lil peep sampled wonderwall in a song

a decade is ten years

wow... day 4 of no drinking. im a new man

>>171986352
holy crackers i thought electric feel was released years earlier than paper planes

>>171986506
holy crackers!

>>171986465
how did you do it?

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>>171986592
>>171986506

>>171986224
https://youtu.be/3CW0Td1vSD0
member this comm?

yeah yeah yeahs - maps

used to listen to maps on pandora radio while playing league back in the day

>>171986619
got a bad cold and this cold medication will do permanent liver damage if i drink with it. my liver/kidneys/abdomen has already been paining me from drinking too much for the past 10 years, so it scared me off trying to drink on this medication

>>171986848
you should probably just die right now

just DIE bro!!!???!

just wait....they dont love you like i love mmmmmmaps

mah-ah-ah-aps mah-ah-ah-aps wait rofl

hold on im gonna post my 3x3

i remember last.fm
then they changed the whole look of the site and got the freak outta there quick

i just posted my last 7 days on the /mu/ thread should i post it here too

dont bother

http://pitchfork.com/news/72467-ezra-koenig-gives-update-on-new-vampire-weekend-album/?mbid=homepage-more-latest-and-video

he doesnt look a thing like jesus....

https://vimeo.com/209975060/2eb341f789

omo...

they got rid of groups too

tapmusic is down.....
and i cant remember the mirror....

>>171987665
tapmusic isnt down i just got my overall 3x3 and quickly clicked out of it because im ashamed....

>>171987528
kinda excited....

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>>171987773
yeah it just loaded for me
revel in my plebian tastes

how can people listen to that god awful shit

post you are 3x3

i dont have one since im no longer a teenage girl

>>171988073
i don't even know how to do that gay shit but i have really good opinions about music

>using last fm in the year 2017

think im gonna get some ice cream

i j/o to kill time dont even enjoy it much anymore :/

I just took a sundae out of the freezer
waiting for it to warm up a bit...

>>171983857
hakase da nyan

>>171988418
same

>>171987929
i love NMH and DIIV
is this last week or overall? i'll post mine

odds coldies evens nuffin

>>171988654
:/

we only follow rolls if its the outcome we want here

>>171988639
just last week
was on a tbt bender
week before looked really bad because last fm doesnt handle hardcore compilation cds well

gonna go to bed early and rise early too and finish reading this book

how long do normal people stay up for before going to sleep

>>171988887
16 hours

lol that cat getting stuck in the lamp
those girls at the beginning are ruthless o_o so glad i wasnt a girl

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that music...
this is what happens when you have kids growing up drinking water that turns the frogs gay

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you've never met a straighter frog

rollin again just in case

>>171989189
pretty good except for more life
whats the middle album? looks cool

about to pour a vod n hit the ol vape device

the earth is flat

prove me wrong

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>>171988831
something messed up with my scrobbler this week, it should be "heroes" by david bowie and the stone roses' s/t instead of dirt and FYEB.

>>171989363
there are mountains all over the place

how can the earth be flat

>>171989313
nina kraviz fabric 91. it's techno

i liked more life .-.

i didnt know nina kravitz was a dentist wtf

>>171989403
damn this could be one of my weeks
youre cool :]

whats pizza crust got to do with this

stop signaling

>>171989530
:]

really dislike musicniggers

zah with zii

gi' zii' n me

uh lets talk about... islamic terrorism?

>>171989363
do you think the whitest of white scientists are wrong??

>>171989856
just a normal part of living in the city

>>171989961
white people are evil dummy...

word we're evil

>>171990062
no thats the kikes

>>171990157
okay and whats their skin color?

idiot

word only an evil mind would allow nonwhites to live

i'm doing my part by not breeding

we're zionists though

gook

>tfw the last of my name...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wKnt0f5T-M

>>171990436
HOLY SHIT
A FUCKING GOD

based af thx

our pedo is live

>>171990436
he's checking the nist random number generator lol

is it possible to become as knowledgeable as terry without losing your mind?

>>171990597
only if God talks to you

lol hes watching tyt
tab closed

just sitting here

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are we hype for early 2017 here?

nah im not a fan of 3d fighters
waiting for rev 2 but i probably wont even play it

guilty gear...the girls in that series....

aba is my wife...

i can feel all this trapped gas but i cant get rid of it.. wish i could just stick a tube into my ass and extract it all

>>171991573
sick freak

>>171991573
what did you eat..?

>>171991805
drank a lot of beer last night...

>>171991573
why can't you? go do it

ive just been listening to Colory Starry over and over for the past week

my pure waifu
https://www.twitch
.tv/mari0712

too
loud

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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>>171992037

>>171991949
7/10 gook
4/10 stream, horrible audio

do you guys know how gooks name their children

i think we should all start drinking metamucil or 'cil as i like to call it
been having the cleanest poopies of my life

thats just 'cilly

since hbt doenst stream anymore how should i waste my life in the mornings

i just watch star trek or some other long series and play video games on my main monitor

just eat healthy...

>>171991082
yeah new season of beyblade starts in 9 days

were all watching it btw

todays tom sawyer.. gooks gooks die...

https://warosu.org/g/thread/S56294041

looks like were not the only ones scorned by himako..

people still watch bayblade???

todays tom soyyyyyy

Russian girls...

hmmm guess ill have some more food :/

stinkers...

do you not get ill from eating cum
like eating shit would make you probably sick, so why is cum different
i don't see anywhere that girls or gay guys get ill from eating a load but it's still gotta be full of germs and stuff you can't digest?

#Ultra2017

actually the saying spit or swallow dont let it wallow has some scientific groundings
your stomach acid can dissolve the cum and spitting it out obv gets rid of it

shit is full of germs because thats how food is digested in your stomach
cum is perfectly clean and mostly water + proteins

>>171994042
thats just for the aids virus which will die in ur tummy
the aids would get through cuts in your mouth which is where the saying comes from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA4H2yEY4EQ

lol

>>171994185
ok but if it dissolves in your stomach then why would it make you sick
also you get hiv before aids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhpli24Fl0

whats the guy who makes these videos' deal? the man is just playing a game not even raging or bming or anything

turns out beyblade burst god is a sequel :/
were not watching it anymore

>>171994231
hes saying that you dont get sick from it getting in your stomach (though i dont know if thats true).

also, since aids is a disease and hiv is the virus that causes it, calling hiv the "aids virus" is accurate.

turns out the vagina hole is lower than i had thought

>>171994784
huh imagine that

traps dont have vaginas you know...

one of my e-friends is taking acid and the guy hes taking acid with had to go to the emergency room because he was having trouble breathing..

>>171995001
then why do they call it a boy pussy

>>171995083
i remember the first time i did acid;
was also the best trip i had

>>171994513
i don't have time to watch beyblade anyway. im watching inuyasha right now!!!

>>171995083
who drove him there?

>>171995204
i think he drove himself to his friends house

>>171995271
i mean the emergency room. i hope one of them didnt drive on acid

>>171995204
oh wait to the hospital? not sure maybe he called 911

my beagle is snoring really loudly and waking herself up ><

kagome...

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:3

INUYASHA!!!

seulgi

why are furrys always so good at csgo

>>171995642
gook

>>171995569
kikyo...

>>171995793
that was sad...

i only watch replays where someone bms

>>171996241
idiot weeb kys

korosu yourself

be nice dorks

slept from 3am-11am last night then took a nap from noon-2pm

anime busts!!!!