/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Much Adou About Nothing

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If Liu Shan really was Liu Bei's son, wouldn't he look like this?

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>>171953279
No, he would look like this.

I like how OP pictures are more creative.

/eagg/ poll for best character.

http://poal.me/asfvnl

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>Page 10

Can anyone who played Toukiden II tell me what they think about the game? It looks like it has some neat combat, but the monster design also seems a bit boring, so I'd like some thoughts on it.

>>171957742
Still haven't tried it. Seems to be like monster hunter.

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>>171957261
accurate

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>>171953279

>>171957742
I downloaded it, played the intro, but my controller is sort of busted so it's on hold until a new one arrives. The only definite thing I can say about it is that the keyboard controls suck fucking ass.

>>171957742
If you havent played the first one then you should definitely play this

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>story of han dynasty
>get to the part where xiang yu is drunk and lu zhi makes the moves on him
>he calls her miaoyi (his wife) instead of lu zhi's name
she's an awful, cruel bitch but i feel so bad for her and want her to be happy

>>171957261
>you will never snuggle with your /eagg/ bro and talk about battles and stuff
I somehow wish that there was a civil war in America so that we could fight for our ambitions.

CAO CAOS FORCES WILL ADVANCE TO THE EAST.
WHILE SUNJIANS FROM THE WEST.
THE VOLUNTEER FORCES MAY MOVE AS THEY LIKE.

>10

>>171964331
I always played this in japanese. ONORE, ENJITSU!

>>171964331
Which stage was this on?

>>171968968
Isn't it DW3 Hu Lao Gate? Should be Yuan Shao's line at the start of the stage.

>>171969262
DW 4 Hu Lao. Best one

>>171964331
WE WILL HEAD STRAIGHT FOR SI SHUI GATE.

WE WILL TURN TOWARDS SI SHUI GATE. DO NOT FALL BEHIND SUN JIAN.

Hmm If I send in the supplies now the glory will be all Sun Jians.
WHERE ARE THE SUPPLIES? OUR MORALE IS DWINDLING.

>>171969432
Ohhhh, right. DW3 was YUAN SHU, YOU ATTACK FROM THE REAR.

>>171968850
Why would you play DW in Jp?

>>171970252
DW3's dub was so bad it turned into comedy. I just have a person aversion to dubs ever since Tales of Eternia on the PS1.

>Reading about Legend of Cao Cao
>Game has a "factual" path and a "fictional" path
>"The "fictional" arc involves Zhuge Liang becoming possessed by a great evil who joins up with Zhou Yu to kill Liu Bei. One notable feature of this route is that Guan Yu, sworn oath brother of Liu Bei and enemy of Cao Cao, will permanently join Cao Cao's army to avenge Liu's death by killing Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang."
I oddly want to see this as a RotTK scenario or DW one.

>>171970375
>DW3's dub was so bad it turned into comedy
but that was the best part of it

>>171969432
I think it's actually Yellow Turban Fortress

Samurai Warriors 4 Empires is kind of neat, if feeling a little soulless. Playing through it is a combination of quick, and grindy. Easy to win batttles, just takes a long ass time.

>>171974959
It's a good stress reliever.

>>171975186
True enough. It's been kind of fun too.

No idea how to get a spouse or sworn ally though.

>>171973128
Yup. My bad.

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FOR YAN

LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

>>171951986
Toukiden 2 is already out, better fix that next thread.

>>171978137
>expecting something competent from a Liu Shan OP

>>171968968
>>171969262
That was one of the beginning lines in one of the yellow turban stages in DW4.

>>171971674
I want the story of the fan mod, legend of Lu Bu, to be an actual scenario more. I'm on phone so I don't want to bother writing all the story out, look it up.

>>171975672
You're not telling me that Guan Yu with his green bathrobe beat this monster

>8XL Zhang Liao voice
Yeeeesh.

>>171982295
I got used to it at least. Hopefully they change it to something better in DW9.

>Hear this in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btys5pB4LrE

How fucked are you?

>>171985135
Wonder why he's at a bar with over 100 taps then break my glass and turn to face him

someone make a Toukiden gen

>>171971674
Fictional path was crazy ass shit.
>Jianye is guarded by golems that have ATK and DEF on par with Chariots (Lu Bu's class), cause status effects if they hit you, regenerate HP each turn, AND FUCKING RESURRECT EVERY OTHER TURN IF YOU KILL THEM.
>Stone Sentinel Maze is filling with more golems, except your units get locked into tiny rooms to 1v1 those things if you move the wrong way. Have fun when your mages get locked in.
>WZP makes you fight through the entire remaining Shu army (Jiang Wei, Ma Su, Zhao Yun, Huang Zhong, Ma Chao, Wei Yan, Ma Dai) like a gauntlet, while the Nanman ambush you from the rear.
>Final stage is Zhuge Liang throwing waves of zombies at you. The zombies are Wu's four Grand Commanders, the three Sun rulers, and Liu Bei and Zhang Fei.
>Diaochan hooks up with Xu Chu.

Does /eagg/ have a least favourite stage?

I really hated the battle of jian ye in DW4, the one where you fight an army of sun jian clones and then the sun family take command one by one as you kill them.

Come to think of it, I just really hated DW4, why was sun jian alive for the whole game?

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Anyone have any idea how to get Tokitsugu's rifle Millennium on Toukiden 2?

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>>171986343
Holy shit, that sounds awesome especially the final part.

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>Play as Zuo Ci
>Activate musou
>Doesn't say: "YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD"
Why is this not a thing yet?

>10
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490407770952.webm

>>171987115
It's just hard to say since there are plenty of stages that are just reallly boring. The SW1 castle stages were probably the worst, though. They did a crappy job trying to work them into the normal stages in later games, too.

>>171988849
Quite simple, just get his relationship value up till it hits "Soulmate" (the current cap), and you get the item needed to build it. heck, it was buildable in the DEMO if all things!

Movement in toukiden seems super limited. That might be because i'm not very far in, or might be because I'm used to devil may cry sorts of games rather than monster hunter sorts of games.

>>171982295
i thought he sounded like a total geek, but it didn't take me out of the action. What did that was hearing Shinji voice a generic panicking private every time something bad happens in a battle. Or Jiraiya as Ling Tong, but ling tong is one of the better Wu characters, so it's alright.

Threadly reminder Ieyasu should rot alive and die very painfully and very slowly.

>>171994818
Both sides were total garbage by the time of Sekigahara anyway.

>>171995472
eh, would have been more awesome if Nobunaga had lived through it all, would have lead to Japan getting what would have been simmilar to the "Meiji Restoration" a heck lot earlier.

>>171995779
Well, yeah, the one thing the Tokugawa did that probably hurt Japan the most was closing the country for so long. Nobunaga seemed pretty tolerant towards foreigners, which would have made things different while he was still alive. It's hard to tell how long that would have lasted though, since once the charismatic leader died, the Oda's rule didn't really seem like it would keep going smoothly even without the mutiny.

>>171987115
Any place where I have to rescue someone

>>171987115
Also.
>hating DW4
Kys

So I got bored and looked up if there's a DW/SW Cards Against Humanity set.
It's not official but Jesus some of these are funny.
https://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/F4XEZ

>>172000227
>Yuanji and Chunuha naked wrestling in a pool of meat buns
Nice

what the fuck is autotherapy

>>172003174
Helps out if your car's wheels get depressed.

>>172003503
it's on one of my Ancient Japanese Warrior Spirits that gets glued to my magic demon hand to give me extra stats
and i have no idea what the heck it does

>>172003503
i'm depressed

>>171989342
What's the source of this image?

RED HARE'S COCK

Any chance for musou stars on PC?

>>172008834
No.

>>172003765
Cars can't post on the internet.

>>172011351
Why not?

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leave zhuge liang to me

Toukiden 2 must be the most generous game when it comes to its demo. I wish that more games are like this instead of cockblocking the player before they even get to fight the first boss monster.

>>172015032
Is Toukiden 2 any good? Haven't really been paying attention but just noticed now it was up on steam.

>>172015032
Yeah, there was much in the demo that it actually made me think that there wasn't a "You can't go beyond this in the demo" (It does though)

>>172015553
Not even memeing, it is good. But it is my babbies firsthunting game though.

>>171992475
kek

I'm playing SW4E on Nightmare for the first time.
Is there a reason that officers have super armor on attacks? Even if there are no formation or tactical buffs active, and we're on neutral ground outside a base, if I hit an enemy officer after he has started attacking, he doesn't flinch unless I hit him with a charge attack.
Also, now that there's only one enemy clan left, any officer who isn't Elder rank or above dies in three hits. I feel like there's a lot to how ATK/DEF are calculated beyond in-battle buffs and what's listed on the stat screen.

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>Cavalry charged into the enemy ranks
>Found the enemy general and forced him into a duel
>Lost the duel and got captured instead
What the fuck, Zhang Yan?

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Is Wen Yang a nice guy?

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>>172021771
If by "nice guy", you mean badass enough to fuck up the enemy's army so hard, the enemy pops an eyeball and die, then yeah.

>>172021771
ARE THERE NO HEROS LEFT IN THIS LAND

>>172024719
Yeah, you guys.

Anyone knows any stage in 8/XL that has a shitton of mooks? Like that one map in WO3U.

>>172025037
Does DLC count? If so, Guan Yu's escape. Or Lu Bu's story last stage and Zhang Jiao's stage.

>>172025479
I don't have any money left in my PSN wallet.

One non-DLC stage that kind of fits the criteria is the first stage for Zhong Hui's rebellion, the one with Wen Yang and Deng Ai. But like Lu Bu's final stage you have to progress through the map.

Kind of wish there's a stage like the bonus WO3U Itsukushima stage I mentioned just now or 7's final Conquest Mode stage where everyone goes straight for your ass. I got like 10000 KOs in the former.

>>172025820
In Zhang Jiao's stage, at the stairway in the eastern part of the map, there is an infinite respawn of tons of troops. I usually rack up kills there when I'm bored and you can get to 9999 kills in about 20 mins or so.

>>172026018
Neat, I'll check it out.

>>172025037
The last DLC map, Battle Royal that uses the Chang'aan map which is kinda similar to guan yu's escape where you need certain time + amount of ko to kill all officers. Unless your Lu Bu / Zhang Jiao, you may have a hard time killing all those officers.

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>Characters are locked into the animation they were performing when an oni dies on Toukiden 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

>>172019545
You never should have challenged the man who hired men such as "Zuo with the Eighty-foot Mustache" and "Director of Retainers Who Scales the City Wall"

>>172031128
I pirated it and kinda feel like I wanna buy it for the online, but 60$ is way too much. Maybe it'll drop to half during the summer sale or something.

>>172033007

I haven't tried online as you can solo the online mode with NPCs as well. I feel like it's a really solid single player experience because of that + the story so far.

Also i put like 200 hours into Kiwami so I'm a rather large fan

>>172033091
Fair enough. Do you know what the hell auto-therapy is? It's on one of my mitamas.

>>172033271

It should be an evasion skill for a healing mitama in the middle slot. It gives you a health jump if you get put near death, but of course it's on a rather long cooldown so don't rely on it.

>>172033428
Whoa, Red Cliffs looks different in DW9

>ten

A corrupt & incompetent scholar was teaching a class on the Shu-Han.

“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Zhuge Liang and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Emperor Guangwu!”

At this moment, a brave, Intelligent, legalist & pragmatic dadudu who had served in 50 campaigns and understood the necessity of forgoing conventional morality & Confucianism in certain situations held up a picture.

“When did Shu take this?"

The arrogant scholar smirked quite smugly, thinking it was the Sichuan basin replied “between 2908-2910, you stupid dadudu"

“Wrong. These are the Wuzhang Plains, and if Zhuge Liang was as you say… then it should be controlled by the Shu-Han by now”

The scholar was visibly shaken, and dropped his Feather Fan and copy of Shu government records, He stormed out of the room spitting blood like any 'good' Shu official.

The students applauded and all embraced Legalist doctrine that day and accepted Cao Cao & Sima Yi as their lord(s) and saviour(s).

Then a Feng Huang called The "Mandate of Heaven" flew into the room and perched atop the Imperial banner and shed a tear. Poems such as 'Though the Tortoise Lives' Long' & 'Cold the gale blows by the frigid river Yi' were recited several times, and Qin Shi Huang himself showed up and enacted many reforms across the country, along with executing many of the scholars.

The scholar was found out to be a bandit & sandal weaver and was sentenced to execution the next day, however He died of Hypothermia due to a light shower of rain.

Darp.

>>172035771
>rain kills the Shu
Good to know

>>172035771
Is it possible to actually spit blood like Yuan Shao/Zhuge Liang irl?

>>172039515
No, all people back then had blood sacs in their mouths that would explode if something stressful happened to them.

Modern people today have them all secretly removed at birth.

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>>172040337

Man, half the trouble I'm having with oni slaying is just seeing what the shit oni are doing
jerks keep jumping off screen and then slide-tackling me

>>172035771
>spit blood
Someone should post all of those blood spits from the show.