Mass Effect General - /meg/

Anti shield or anti armor Nova?

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How can bioware fuck up this bad?

Did anyone else see the turian kicking that person to death in Kadara and wish it was them? God, I just want to be stomped by a big sexy turian.

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>I got you some "chocolates", Ryder. My contact said they were "coconut" flavored and that humans really like them.

How do you respond?

>>171920732
Don't bully her, she's a cripple and needs an invisible wheelchair

Why bother with this game when you can't be an evil douchebag in it? That was the appeal of the series in the first place.

https://youtu.be/sy-eRfupYbA
https://youtu.be/-PjTuSQNLI4

>>171920675
So annihilation instead of nova?

Im going to love BRAAAPFU

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>Meeting the leaders of another race with just a hoodie on
>Just autistic sister things

What "locks in" a relationship? I kinda wanna hit on Reyes just for fun but not if it'll jeopardize my chances with Gil

>>171920782
I immediate throw them in the trash and walk away without saying a word. Coconut flavored? Disgusting.

>>171920782
Enthusiastically thank her because I do indeed like coconut chocolates, and even if they're gross it was still a nice gesture. Then I'd maybe make not to look up what turians like as snack foods and see if I could scavenge some from somewhere. Vetra works so hard to make sure we have everything we need no matter what, it would be nice to make her happy.

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>>171920783
like these crippled angara?

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>>171920662
Previous Thread: >>171901845

About to enter the Kett facility to rescue people. Am I going to have a good time?

Just whatever gets me out of the cold.

>come close, asshole
>Except I am going to fuck your shit up
Best delivered line in the game and probably the ONLY line Ryder will ever deliver that actually sounded remotely hardcore. Like if he could act like this all the time, we'd be in business.

>>171920662
I bet Oliver had a hard life
Looked down upon by Turians for basically being a human
Looked down upon by Humans for being a Turian

This getting so bad that he wanted to escape to a new galaxy

>>171920910
When does he say this?

>>171920856
Reyes has a better relationship than Gil to be perfectly honest. Only chose Gil if you want gaybies.

When do I get my ship? Also, how do I equip my Ryder? I have five assault rifles, two pistols and two shotguns. Would be neat to actually use some of them.

>>171920951
Choose the "Casual" line when you confront the Kett Cardinal on Voeld
His voice actor really got into it and it felt almost Shepherd-like. Like for one split second Ryder stopped being a goofy fucking comic and started being a self-insert I could respect.

>>171920782
Can you do anything right? Why do you even bother to do stuff like this.

Just got a project overlord reference on Kadara

>>171921003
>telling a cardinal to come close

I'm having MP PTSD flashbacks.

>>171920829
Just tell them it's ceremonial human garb, they ain't know shit

>>171921089
>wear sweatpants and hoody
>"this is our most esteemed formal garb"
>all future ceremonies and diplomatic events are now comfy af instead of having to wear shitty black tie/dress blues

>>171920608
>>171920675
>>171920797
You know what would be better? Not being limited to three abilities as a vanguard. Anyone else remember that we went three prior games of having ten ability slots? I filled up all my slots before even leaving the first planet.

Don't tell me to use the profile system, that just makes me not a Vanguard and makes my abilities function under non-vanguard bonuses. The profile is almost useless as a full vanguard, nevermind the terrible cooldown on all your abilities. The ability to switch profiles should go on cooldown. Not your abilities. The profile system breaks to flow of combat so badly it's sad.

Why can't I just have four fucking Vanguard profiles? Every other profile can suck it.

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>>171920790
>You can either fight at my side or get crushed under my heel. But you will not stand in my way.
>Can't say anything even remotely this threatening as Ryder

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>>171920829
>no slippers

http://imgur.com/a/IZDAx
Vetra a besta.

>>171920975
Once you get to the Nexus, you'll be given your ship. The loadout locker is directly across from the escape pod.

i want to shoot vetra with a ballista

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>Overhear some honeys talking about Jaal and how delicious he is

Looks like I have a new goal.

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>>171921182
Every now and then.
Felt pretty good shooting her with my OP shotgun afterwards.

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>>171921041
what do you mean
i love it when the enemy gets close

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>>171921232
There is no reason the raptor should be this cute.

>>171921295
>''I'm gonna fuck your shit up.''
>Cora's face
This game is so fucking goofy that sometimes I can just laugh.
It's like a superhero movie from the late 90's early 2000's.

>>171921412
She's not even that cute at all. It's all in your head.

>>171921180
>Don't tell me to use the profile system
but the game was programmed with console limitations in mind, you can't just go and ignore that, that'd be anarchy.

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>>171921295
oh man so hardcore.

Taking out the Paragon/Renegade system was a mistake. I miss playing a complete Asshole. If they wanted to change it, add a snarky fucker middle option between diplomatic pure maiden and puppy kicking asshole.

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>tfw i can't be a bad guy

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>>171921394

>>171921412
desu honest she creeps me out

>>171921535
Honestly? My experience is on PC and it breaks the flow of combat. My core issues would still be present on console. Even the power wheel on console wasn't this bad, because you still had more options.

This just feels limiting and tedious, even by console standards, because consoles aren't THIS limited. We had three games of console editions of this game NOT being this limited.

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So how long will Vetraposting go on? Will it have legs like Taliposting and Liaraposting?

>>171921630
DESU maybe you should go back to buttfucking gil

>>171921658
On virtue of being the only female Turian romance, probably.

>>171921570
I know people shat on it (and still do) but honestly, the DA2 system was a decent system to be able to form a semblance of a personality while staying within the constraints of a voiced protag and a pre-made character.

Also I miss the rivalmance option. But that's just me.

>>171920953
I would, but Reyes isn't part of the Tempest. I like the idea of having the one you're with being able to sleep in the same bed as you

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>>171921468
>crew meeting
>everyone just sort of understands it's over and walks away
>Ryder starts whining about how she didn't dismiss anyone yet
>gets completely ignored

I was expecting to hear a '90s laugh track.

>>171921636
I know, I was pulling your leg. fact is though, they programmed it for consoles, PC friends only got a bad port.

>>171921720
I've never been as hard on DA2 as some people. That's probably because I don't hold up DA:O the way some do either. I think its Origins were the best part of it, and the main story just dragged me away from something better. Though the main story is still competent.

DA:I on the other hand, it's got a broken base. It's trying to build all this stuff on unsteady ground. Some of it could be interesting, but it broke itself the minute it didn't follow up on DA2's ending concept. The mage templar war is barely a blip on the radar.

DA2 on the other hand? It's build on a solid concept, the base is strong. It's just the things on top of it are all wonky. The problems, like waves of enemies, re-used environments and all of that? Perfectly good criticism. But the base is solid, and there's some good characters and story moments in there. Even better, the dialogue system is still my favorite of any of the DA games.

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>almost all the pathfinders and leaders of factions in the game are women

I'm shocked there's not more whiny faggots complaining

>>171921779
>does it again at every meeting

>>171921658
Femtur loving faggots have been ruining this thread for 6 years now, this is the end of times

>>171921797
I think it's partially (very partially) a balance thing, too.

Ryder's already OP as fuck with just 3 active abilities. Having that many more available simultaneously would mean you could just rapidly shit the entire skill tree at an enemy since there's no global cooldown.

I would've made it 5 or 6 abilities. They could probably figure out a system like what FFXIV does to fit an impressive amount of keybinds on to a gamepad.

Can I make white people yet?

>>171921889
it's no wonder everything goes wrong and things are horrible forever

>>171921889
The salarian and asari Pathfinders are female. Human and turian ones are male. Seems balanced. As for the three current main leaders of the Initiative, one is female (Kesh) and two are male (Tann and Kandros).

>>171921889
Female dominated societies are pretty hot tbqh.

>>171921943
Why would you want to?

>>171921889
I don't give a shit about that, I just wanna shoot things with space magic and fuck xenos

>>171921797
I know anon. I know.

I'm curious if someone can mod out the cooldown. It won't fix the way profiles limit you, or the three power limit on each, but not having that awkward cooldown would do worlds for the flow of combat. Unfortunately putting a cooldown on the actual profile switching mechanic would probably be a lot harder. Like I said, that's where the cooldown should have been on any platform.

I'm curious if I can get in there and make profiles what I want them to be too. It'll take a good deal of time, but imagine being able to mod all profiles to be X or 4 to be X and 4 to be Y so that when you switch to X from X you don't lose your bonuses, unless you're switching to powers under Y where you won't. It'd allow Adepts and Vanguards a lot more options.

That'll take a good deal of time though.I'm going to ask around and see. I know some people have some experience modding DA:I, so I'll start by asking some of those communities about frostbite modding. I imagine it's a thousand different kinds of a pain in my ass.

>the reapers have been doing what they do for a billion years

Surely some of them had to have gone the Andromeda

>>171921889
that's because bioware is secretly redpilled as fuck
>asian women captain crashes ark immediately
>women in charge and everything is fucked up

>>171922001
There's nothing saying they didn't actually.

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>>171921975
>no faction of beautiful females who keep men for sex slaves and mating only
>they could even get away with it because andromeda is still virtually lawless

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>>171921889
>human ark is the only one that reaches the Nexus

>>171921943
The CC is fucked, but honestly making decent looking white ryders is pretty easy

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>>171922056

>no faction of beautiful females who keep men for sex slaves and mating only

>>171922049
there's also nothing saying they didn't try and build a reaper out of candy canes and chocolate sprinkles

>>171921779
> Shepard: Did I say you can leave?
Everyone return
> Shepard: Now you can leave

From now on everyone wait to be dismissed

>>171922113
You have a 6'6 female on your ship right now.

>>171921971
you're forgetting the off-site worlds: all female.

If the Reapers did come to Andromeda, do you think the Angara and Kett would co-ordinate to fight them?

>>171922151

But she's a fucking uggo spiky monster

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>>171922194
Then enjoy fucking your autistic dwarf sister you little shit.

>>171922194
and you're entitled to your opinion

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>>171922057

That actually bothers me more. Turians and Quarrians especially. Also, all the leaders being female, for the most part, makes playing FemRyder a little less fun in a way. It was always enjoyable playing FemShep in a more ordinary world, but going over the top Renegade on everyone.

Dialogue options aside, you just don't have that here. Feels less like an adventure, in that way. I never feel like there are many barriers, regardless of your Ryder's gender. I liked that ME1 introduced me to the concept of Spectres by acting like I was a shoe in, but then making me work for it, clear my name and peg Saren for what he was.

>>171921180
Wait, you can't use the same profile in all your favorite slots? That seems gay as fuck.

The whole swapping powers shit just doesn't work at all. The setup is nice with the way passives and profile levels work giving you bonuses based on what skills you're developing, but they should have just given us 6 slots and dumped the favorites. If people want to experiment they should just respec.

>been playing with assault rifles the whole game
>they fucking suck
>try out the black widow sniper rifle

i came

>>171922143
shepard is teh alpha mayle XD

>>171922253
If there's a way currently in game, I haven't found it, but the UI isn't particularly user friendly in this game. I'd be curious to hear from the belly of the beast what sort of testing decided this was the most intuitive approach.

>>171921889
Wasn't the original council two girls and one guy?

The salarian pathfinder is mega cute.

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>>171922295
Try shotguns, and the Soned, it's pretty much a minigun.

>>171922421
>assuming the asari councilor's gender

privilege check, shitlord

>>171922327
Is not about being alpha anon, is about respecting the protocol and knowing who is the boss of the operation.

>>171922494
IT'S WEARING A DRESS

>>171921658
I don't want the Vetraposting to be obnoxious, but I honestly do think she's very cute.

>>171922494
when she came to the citadel, her name was steven

>>171922598
>I don't want the Vetraposting to be obnoxious
you're about two months too late

>cant be a renegade
>cant be pro-human
>can't try and sabotage the other races like you could in me1-3

Was I the only one that fucked over the Council and screwed the Krogan, ensured Quarrian and Geth destruction, and reveled in the Asari and Turian worlds being brought to heel?

Humans best species.

Why did they take this out of Andromeda? Fucking over everyone was half the fun. I was hoping to come in and screw over the native species of Andromeda like a proper colonial.

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>all she wants is someone who loves her and who she can love in turn
>so stunned when she thinks she's found this that she actually asks him if it's real
>the slightest possibility of losing that nearly reduces her to tears

(turians can't cry)

>>171922638
because being mean to anyone is not cool

>>171922638
>Was I the only one that fucked over the Council and screwed the Krogan, ensured Quarrian and Geth destruction, and reveled in the Asari and Turian worlds being brought to heel?
god no, my absolute favourite playthrough of the whole series was being the hero this galaxy needed

>screw over the native species of Andromeda like a proper colonial
too much white hetero male fantasy for bioware to stomach

>>171922628
I'm sorry. I hate it when the love for a character I like turns into an obnoxious meme.

>hustling Gil
Get fucked you stupid faggot.

>>171922598
>>171922628

You are 5 years late, if you count femturposting

>>171922752
don't worry it's not your fault, you seem like a pretty chill dude

This Moshae bitch calling me heartless for saving her and her people? Just because I wanted to also help my people too?

I should jettison her out of my fucking ship.

>>171922638

>Hmm yes, and why are you interested in joining the Andromeda Initiative
>I want to create a human empire and enslave the natives!
>Welcome aboard

>>171922812
>being nice to a furfag
O U T

>>171922746
>no way to Conquistador the new galaxy

Bioware needs to be culturally enriched.

>>171922853
Well this was funded by Cerberus, right?

>>171922853
alec and cora are secret cerberus operatives anyway, they would have totally accepted such a like-minded individual

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>tfw no qt femtur diplomat to have drinks with

>no grizzled experienced guy for femryder to romance
Why even play?

>>171922494
>dalatrass
>not female
Educate yourself

>>171922883
>conquering an entire cluster with 20k people
That's not even a fifth of an average city.

>>171922913

Alec I can believe, but is there any proof about Cora other than the fact her and the TIM have the same last name?

>>171922959
I'm sure TIM didn't raise no xenophile.

>>171922917
Why does that femtur have tits?

>>171922979
Kelly tho

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>>171922918
Sara is pure, though.
The only thing close to a relationship is being Vetra's daughterfu.

>>171922986
she's a biological radioactive anomaly, a mutant

step aside and let the citadel's hazardous material disposal unit remove the offending tissue with flamethrowers and incendiary grenades

>>171922986
To distract human envoys

>>171922746
>>171922883

I guess. Would have been fun to have three routes. Sort of diplomatic paragon, human-centric renegade and maybe a DA2 sort of thing where you're just along for the ride and don't really give a fuck. Would have helped if the History section actually let you choose your history like the old ME games. The not giving a fuck dialogue combined with coming to andromeda because you fucked one too many people over back in the milkyway would be a fun combo.

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AHAHAHAHA OUT THE AIRLOCK YOU GO SHREK

>>171922918
>grizzled experienced guy
she can't fuck her dad

sara is meant for scott

>>171922853
Well, to be fir, even Renegade pro-Human Shepard didn't show their cards up front. The whole Krogan bit in ME3 is a good example of that.

Minding that was the same play through that I let Ashley go full xenocide on Wrex by purposefully failing the checks back in ME1.

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Fucking Liam.

>>171923045
You would think they would have to be bigger to distract humans

>>171923290
They sure have your undivided attention.

>>171923290

Well if you could get past that face, I'm not sure your interests are very human to begin with

alright lads, game's been out for a few days now. give me some honest impressions

note: your impressions will help me decide on getting it tonight or not. I trust /meg/ shitposters more than reviewers

>>171923341
wait for patches, DLC and sales before you grab it

>>171922771
Someone has to put him in his place.

>>171923341
I don't think it's worth the money, and I won't be getting it for a long time, if at all.

But if you can put yourself past the heavily yanky animations and the shitty writing, as well as the fact that your character is a Nepotismkid, then you might like it enough to buy. I'd rate it a 6.5 on a generous day. You decide if that's worth the price of admission.

>>171923341
Personally I'll squeeze in another trilogy replay's worth of time before making a decision.

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>get the double glitch Drak bug in the kitchen
so now I have two Draks. am I unstoppable now?

>>171923119
but grizzled, older experience men are the only ones worthy of FemRyder.

>>171923341
Honestly. I love it a lot. They went back to ME1 with the exploration and there's plenty to do that isn't just fetch quests. I also really like all the characters

>>171923336
Nothing a paper bag can't fix

>>171923465
You go on a street fighting adventure

>>171923341
They're fixing bugs now. My facial animations and general animation glitches int he game aren't nearly as bad as what some have posted. I like it, but I highly recommend waiting a few months for them to work everything out. Or, as much as they're going to work out. I highly doubt it will be everything.

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>>171923341
It's a 7/10.
Aside from animations and such, I think it's worst sin is that it starts very slowly, and it takes a while for the entire thing to pick up the pace.
The writing is not good, but I got used to bad writing with ME2 and 3.
There's also a lot of grinding, which might be bad, or good if you are one of those autists, but I think it's nice that is not just Gears of War with dialogue anymore.
I'd say it's worth $30 or so.
Bought it for $38 and I don't feel ripped off.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490335838509.webm

Does your sibling have a panic attack or anything if you tell them papa is dead?

I feel bad about lying to Sara

>SAM can stop your heart whenever he wants to

what the fuck

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Anyone else really love the Sidewinder?

>>171923527
Do you think Ryder makes Vetra wear a bag?

>>171923587
this is some straight up hook shit, my nigga

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>>171923106

How.

>>171923602

Yes. You're a bigger asshole if you tell the truth about how shit everything is so someone in such a vulnerable state

>peebee isn't an asari savage from a lost expedition many millenia ago that you need to tame sexually

I don't think this semen slurping game is for me, lads.

>>171923626
I don't like how makeshift it looks

>>171923602
She gets REALLY sad, as in her voice starts cracking.
I think that's the best acted part of the game up until now.
But it's common sense lying to her, she's in a fucking coma.

I don't think female turians look that bad, face-wise. There is femininity there, it's just not in a human way. If you're a big degenerate xenophile, you can appreciate that. If not, you'll stick to humans, and other rubber forehead aliens like salarians.

However, you can call me Commander Shepard, because I'm going to Destroy that alien pussy.

>>171923465
+Two Dracks, son
+TWO FUCKING DRACKS
+Drack two niggas at once
+Drack one nigga twice
+Human squadmates are for pussies
+Bitches be all over your Krogan Bloodrage headbutt style
-Human squadmates ain't actually for pussies

Why the fuck is the only good looking female face forced to be black?

Why are all the white ones fucking hideous?

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>>171923106

Seconding this: >>171923643 I heard about some sort of glitch prior, but I figured it was a one off.

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>>171923587
*autistic screeching*

>>171923727
I understood that reference.

>>171923739
To mimic real life. None of you white Beckys look good.

>>171923106
hahaha

>no good Sara porn

fml

So as someone who likes to collect, Andromeda's inventory is gonna fuck me isn't it? Is there no weapon and armor locker I can put shit into to keep?

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>>171923857
Good.
No sexualizing her.

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This whole missions gone sideways!

>>171923857
>fml
sfm*

>>171923857

I'll draw Vetra or Suvi smut but I'm not doing Sara

>>171923878
If you care autistically about collecting shit, you can always just craft anything you get rid of.

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My American education is really paying off because I don't understand how Little Shop of Horrors is synonymous with community

>>171923961
Oh cool, as long as it's not gone forever. I take it you get the blueprints for shit you find then.

Holy shit this game is fragmented.
Dropped an outpost on Zoeld and they started talking like I had already done all sorts of stuff for the Angaran. Get back to the Nexus and they're completely ignoring it and jerking me off over Eos, which was forever ago and is already going down in radiation.

What would Angarian / human hybrid babby look? Old un-used Quarian concept art?

>>171923914
Can you draw a Vetra in an apron grilling/burning steak?

>>171924000
Yeah, this isn't like in previous ME games, here you can have the same weapon many times in your inventory.
If you played STALKER, it's kind of like that.
You craft, you can dismantle them for parts or sell them.
And with points you get by scanning you can unlock blueprints for everything.

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I need someone to put Adam Jensen's face on this

>>171924059
This please!

>>171924059
>>171924162
Also give her an actual butt.

>>171924059

I mean, maybe?

>>171924093
>here you can have the same weapon many times in your inventory.
This was also the case in ME1.

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>>171923857
She'll know the wonders of the Krogan cock once they export her to SFM.

>>171923914
Draw Suvi tracking a huge mineral deposit from Scott . . .

>>171924235
Don't show her butt, but give her wide hips

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RIP my play through, I've got the banter bug. I guess I will wait for a patch or until I muster up the fortitude to restart

>>171924276
YAMEROOOOO!!!!

>>171924059
draw this, but it's a human holding vetra down into the fire and the steak is actually her face burning

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REALLY makes me think.

>>171921295
the writing works here in the context of so,e retarded 22 year old would think that sounds remotely threatening and not stupid as fuck

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>>171924276
Jesus Christ

I need this

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Who do I romance, /meg/?

>>171923379
>>171923434
>>171923456
>>171923526
>>171923576
thanks

guess I'll wait then.

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>>171924431
You do know Cora is not a dyke, right?

>>171924443
Just check out CD Key sites.
I'm sure it'll be at $30 or so in no time.

>>171924431
Suvi

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CRACK WHERE?
SOMEONE SAID IT WAS UP!
WHERE IS IT?

Shock trooper or Bastion for charge? I think it'd be kinda fun to whip around every 2 seconds but might get old fast, the restore and dmg reducer on Bastion seems more balanced. What do you guys recommend?

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>>171924486

I'll flirt with anything.

>>171924495

I guess that works.

>found the SSV Normandy SR-2 in Dad's room
>SHIP COLLECTING IS IN THE GAME
OH BOY I CAN"T WAIT TO FIND THEM ALL

>>171924291
Why not?

So, if they ever do end up making a sequel, do any of you hope we can have some renegade like options again?

Just feels like you're always decent seeming in this with nothing bad or dickish

So what's Biowares aversion to attractive faces? They give their female characters tight bodies with thick asses and yet purposely choose below average faces? The men are considerably handsome too, if you look at DA inquisition male characters compared to female.

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>Finally get to angara and befriend a new species
>Crew autistically screeches because we cant get in the vault and should first make them trust us and be helpful and nice tot hem
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>171924579
>Ryder really is the autism kid self-insert
ahaha

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>>171923106
You've accomplished what so many people have dreamed of doing.

ALSO WHY THE FUCK IS THE PYJAK IN MY ROOM?

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>>171924357

>>171924486
>You do know Cora is not a dyke, right?

Does someone at Bioware have a cogenital hatred of lesbians? Cass wasn't a dyke, Cora isn't a dyke...

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>>171924652
Incompetence.
People tend to say it's because of SJWs, but those people forget that in the same game that they made Ashley, the strong soldier girl into a barbie, we also had pic related.

>>171924756
Cass is pure, don't even bring her up in the same sentence as dykes.

>>171924756

>Cora has the thiccest ass
>probably hate to eat out asari to become a commando/huntress
>not a lesbian

I mean we've got Suvi but I'd rather have a squadmate

>>171924652
Your standards are just too high/unrealistic


Then again, I'm gay so I don't really have a say

>>171922935
>>Not knowing that the Spanish actually did conquer a continent with few resources and against the wishes of Madrid.

Nigga please

Does party banter ever mention who you've romanced?

>>171924881
>comparing invading a continent with invading an entire cluster
How do you think they are going to hold, not only entire planets, but entire star systems, with only 20k humans?

>>171924790
Except the Montreal branch that made this game never made a ME game before.
So...

>>171924324
Good job on your Ryder.

>>171925047
Seems like they are following the same trend of not being able to make attractive humans.

>>171924615

I don't like lewd femturs

Are there actually any good assault rifles in this game?

>>171925176
How come?

So does Asian Ryder look the best then?

>>171924893
You can tell peebee to back the fuck off when you romance jaal

>>171925221
gooks probably designed the character creator. so yeah

>>171925221
Using female indian ryder and shes bae

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>>171925194
This masterpiece, it's pretty much a minigun.
Seriously, switching from the Avenger to this has made the game so much more fun.

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>>171925221

Eh. I'm not sure desu.

>>171925271
Tunak tunak tun to you too Ramashnu.

>>171925217
Femturs are too honorable to be lewd

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>>171925319
Forgot, it's called Soned.

>>171925319
I'll research it then, cheers lad

>>171925221
easiest to make qt.

ALEC RYDER DIES! just like ur dad in persona5

>>171925378
That's just what they want you to think.

Then you come home to your FemTur presenting herself while wearing some of the sluttiest lingerie.

>>171925459
>spoiler
This must be the work of an enemy persona.

>>171924809
Cassandra is literally the archetypical example of what a lesbian would want to bury her face in.

>Drack says we should raise the bar for Success
>Cora says should we use nuking your own homeworld as the bar

Holy shit what the hell, came outta nowhere

>>171925459

My Dad Ryder ended super fugly anyway

>>171925539
The bantz in this game are superior to any individual game in 1-3.

>>171925539
Sick burn.

>>171925539

Fucking hilarious.

She flippantly compared something losing a father too.

All the species shit on humans too which makes it feel so much better when you're the only one moving shit forward.

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HOW IS ALMOST EVERY SINGLE HUMAN MODEL SO FUCKIN UGLY

THAT GUY SITTING IN YOUR ENGINEER ROOM LOOKS COPY PASTED FROM DRAGON AGE ORIGINS

AAAAAAAAA

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What's his end game?

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>>171925539
Seriously, that came out of nowhere.

Avela really wants that human dick, doesn't she?

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Here we go again! Another point down.

>>171925741
Don't you badmouth Gil, he has a skin condition.

What's the difference between the L-89 Halberd and the Mattock

>>171925950
He's black?

>>171925779
Everyone in this game is a fucking Hothead

>>171922049
Why would they though? There's no Mass relays for them to use. If reapers had been there surely they'd have made Mass relays

>talk to character with exclamation
>no quest
>BACK ON EARTH, I WAS STEPHAN
Disgust.jpg

>MP
>Oh hey lets level up a new class
>take lv.1 Engi into Silver
>Devices pops up
>3/4 of the team are on the opposite side of the map sniping and getting picked off by lizard dogs
>ITSASOLOEPISODE
>i'm fighting and clearing
>OH HEY IT'S THE RESETTING PROGRESS BUG
>nigger sniper finally comes to help
>he's constantly dying to dogs
>he's medi-kitting nonstop
>mission ends, ran out of time on the 4th device
>that faggot is 9k+ APEX
How are these guys so advanced yet so useless?

>>171925937
Wonder where it will end. Doubt it will go lower than this actually.

>>171926086
meanwhile, internet trannies:
>SHE/HER PRONOUNS NONBINARY PRE-OP | LGBTQRSTW SPECTRUM

>>171925901

I think Angarians really like humans

>>171926135
>Doubt it will go lower than this actually.
I've been seeing a lot of reviewers/streamers actually backpedaling after playing more than the Trial. Usually past the 1st Vault they suddenly jump on board.
The rest are just riding on the animation train (rightfully so)

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I always pop a chubby everytime I see Sara's lips.

>>171926276
>Usually past the 1st Vault they suddenly jump on board
I'm sure they do, Mac.

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>get back to tempest
>peepee being a bitch to lexi over comms
>visit medbay
>lexi sadly asks me if I think she's uptight

HOLY FUCK WHY CAN I NOT REMOVE PEEPEE

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Eos isn't even halfway explored yet and I'm already going "fuck this"

>>171926312
scott, settle down.

>That one Angarian with an Australian accent

Fuckin kek

>>171926361
Honestly, the first 10 or so hours are the worst part of the game.
It doesn't start getting good until you get decent powers and guns, so you don't have to just stay in cover and shoot a bit.
When you can just charge, smash and destroy everyone is when it gets entertaining.

>>171926396

This is my problem too.

It's just too much for me, I think I'm getting old or something.

>>171926451
>It gets good after 10 hours! I swear! Please buy my game!
It's getting sad, Mac. Stop.

>>171926538
Oh no, I want the videogame industry to die, and that can only happen by killing it surgically, studio by studio, publisher by publisher, so just pirate it. Just saying, ME:A is as if The Witcher 3 came out, and Novigrad was the first part of the game.

>>171926609
>ME:A is as if The Witcher 3 came out, and Novigrad was the first part of the game
No, it isn't.

MEA is genuinely awful. And only ok at best if you see it as a third person shooter.

>>171926609
Novigrad was better thank Skellige or Velen though, what the hell?

>>171926696
The entire fucking game slows down to a crawl when you reach Novigrad and you spend about 10 to 15 hours walking from one place to another and maybe you have to kill 2 or 3 dudes.
It's the worst part of the game even by including the expansions.

>>171926684
Pirate it first and then tell me.

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>>171924939
By doing a full guns, germs and steel on some xenos.

Same way Cortez did.

>>171926770
>even including the expansions
Which are both better than the base game, Toussant is the best are in the game. I still prefer the intrigue of Novigrad to the wilderness though.

How do I get Vetra to open up to me more?

I've already passed Eos and met the Angara and only had one flirt option so far. All she says now is "you know where to find me". Shit I've already gotten Liam and Cora's life stories that I don't give a fuck about and got a special mission for both of them already

>>171926823
What intrigue?
It was a series of fetch quests to help that cunt Triss.
Rescuing Dandelion and killing the king was the only good part of it.

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SPECTRE :DDD

>>171926912
Oh boy, welcome to the worst fucking planet in the entire game.

>>171926901
>asks what intrigue
>brings up Radovid's assassination himself
>ignores the bit about the serial killer and the mob war
Well if you're going to be like that then I guess there's no point talking to you.

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>>171926406
Never.
She's MY sister.
She needs someone to protect and take care of her.
Only I can protect and take care of her.

>>171926951
? whats wrong with it?

exploring it now, and other than it being tiny as fuck, its pretty rad. tons better than shitty Eos

>>171926912
Why would a Turian Spectre trigger you?

>>171926951
That fucking planet gave me cancer.

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>>171926951
I dont mind it at all.

I heard some bigot whined about the planet because you help aliens, i am in support of that.

Plus i like the walls let me fucking explore everything without making a giant open world shit.

Fuck open world, gimme linear exploration

Im mad i cant explore eos lvl 3 radiation

>>171927034
>Mfw told her that dad died and the gold worlds didnt pan out
lol cuck got triggered and said "i should go"9

>>171927034
you are not allowed to procreate with your crippled autistic coma sister until she's fully awake, that's an order.

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>>171927037
>>171927126
It's too small to allow the Nomad, but too big to make it comfortable to travel by foot, and there's a series of quests that just have you running from one corner of the map to the other, and some towers are fucking mazes.

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>>171927195
She's getting it after she wakes up tho.

Am I the only one that thinks the Nomad is a pile of shit?

Just give us the Mako back

>>171927338
It's pretty fun once you get the speed upgrades desu.

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>played biotics all throughout ME1-3
>never once touched soldier
>ME:A i'm digging combat/tech
Turbocharge + whacky guns is 2fun
I'm running Incin/Overload as my tech burst setup, is there a better tech set?

I'm about to meet Evfra at the Resistant HQ to discuss the Meridian shit. Am I about to head into the last mission to beat the game?

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>Male model
>Namy Drysa
>Female voice
TRANSGENDER TURIANS CONFIRMED!

>>171927090
What? What made you say that?

>>171927232
Oh good, never liked the nomad and open world imo, much rather scan everything and go slowly.

We are only seeking Man. We have no need of other worlds. We need mirrors. We don't know what to do with other worlds. A single world, our own, suffices us; but we can't accept it for what it is. We are seaching for an ideal image of our own world: we go in quest of a planet, of a civilisation superior to our own but developed on the basis of a prototype of our primeval past. At the same time, there is something inside us which we don't like to face up to, from which we try to protect ourselves, but which nevertheless remains, since we don't leave Earth in a state of primal innocence. We arrive here as we are in reality, and when the page is turned and that reality is revealed to us — that part of our reality which we would prefer to pass over in silence — then we don't like it any more.

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These are fighting words.

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>>171924123
10,000 hours in MS Paint

>>171927675
true to be honest, i don't give a shit what he went through or how many salarians died constructing the arks/tempest

Scorpion is so fucking awesome, feels as good as the me3 cutscene where they use it

>>171927126
How did that frail fuccboi managed to become a spectre?

>Jaal goes south right away in his sex scene

Damn son

>>171923341
wait for sales and bugfixes, if at all.

>>171925047
But the females minus Human Engineer in MP look better than the ones in SP so what's going on there?

>>171925779
>he just laughs it off and says "Fair enough"
Wrex would have just thrown a temper tantrum.

>Bane talks about how I took out THE CROWN JEWEL, the main base because I just fucking did
>in the same conversation, tells me I will eventually have to assault THE CROWN JEWEL, but I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THAT YET
uhhhhhh?

why all the nu-aliens speak english again?

They obviously shouldn't have made this an open world. I'm doing things differently than they intended and shit is so disjointed it's painful. Nevermind bad animations, half of the dialogue literally doesn't make chronological sense.

>>171928594
mass effect fields

>>171927675
Sided with him anyway, Gil recklessly upgrading shit without carefully considering it doesn't sit well with me.

What if said upgrades that you thought gave the ship an edge end up being inferior in a different situation? It's like upgrading your MP character without putting any real thought into it.

>Gil pouts and walks away, Kallo heartfully says Thank You
Better outcome desu and it knocks Gil's ego down a peg.

>>171928594

I have not seen a good explanation for that. People say translators but the language has to be learned first and the translator set up. You can't immediately communicate.

I guess since the Angara already knew about the Milky Way visitors, they had intercepted enough communication to piece together the language.

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Yeeeeh boiiii

>>171928594
>>171928701
WELCOME to the FUTURE™

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>>171928594
They either submit to humanity, or they will die.
They chose wisely.
Also, look at this fucking thing.

>>171928824

Also some Angara communicate poorly. Almost like they actually learned English and a few of them don't speak it well.

>>171928784
>Keaira
lucky with the Valk though

>>171927126
Why are all the goddamn MaleTurs the same palette with different facepaint?

Tiran, Avitus, the Guard and the Prisoner in Nexus, Johnny Sasaki Turian on Kadara

>>171928860
looks fugly

>>171920662
His name was Oliver Dane.
His name was Oliver Dane.

>>171928824
To be fair no sci fi touches on issues of translation unless it's a central plot point. Enterprise dealt with it practically every episode.

already completely burnt out and I haven't even accomplished that much

I'm 10 hours in and I'm not really feeling the characters. I think the only reason I'm using Vetra is because she reminds me of a female version of Garrus. When do good characters start coming in?

so the game is actually really f*cking epic and good and it's just /v/ trolling on metacritic again because they hate bioware? good to know, I'm hype af

>put mod on Sniper Rifle thinking it'll be cool
>it turned it into a fucking grenade launcher
>a fucking grenade launcher that has a scope instead of a proper sight
>rifle is now absolutely useless and has to be shitcanned
ahh yes, shan't be making that mistake again.

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>>171928986
are you talking about the game or you life?

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>>171929074

>>171920662
Do you think Oliver died knowing what femtur pussy tastes like?

>>171929031
no my redditor friend, it really isn't good and /v/ is mostly right about it.

why are there literally no children in andromeda?

>>171929205
>/v/ is mostly right about it
So you're saying this is Game of the Century?

>>171929205
Too bad /v/ didn't help you understand the concept of shitposting and trolling and to not bite 100% of the baits people throw at you.

how the fuck do i use consumables in singleplayer ?

>>171929238
Children are a burden. It doesn't make sense to bring them along- you start having them once things are stable and you can support them. Before that, they are an expensive resource draw that really doesn't contribute anything but a promise of returns a few years down the road- something the initiative can't afford when they are first colonizing planets, even if everything had went according to plan.

so what does unlocking the next "rank" of a class that you have in MP do?

>>171929238
theres a small quest chain that literally answers this question

>>171929350
You equip them in the loadout screen, and then you have them in the weapon change menu.

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>Conrad Verners sister

oh my

>>171929617
>That Turian on the Nexus is Nyreen's cousin
>Zaeed's bastard son is Kett hunting on Eos.

I love little stuff like that

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Is Drakk fucking Vetra behind my back? am I being cucked

>>171929617
OFF THE AIRLOCK

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>>171929796
Mommy has needs, anon.

>>171922253
>Wait, you can't use the same profile in all your favorite slots? That seems gay as fuck.
You 100% can.

>>171922986
Because they have tits.

>>171929796
I dont think Vetra fucked him willingly, no

>>171929796
Their conversations are very much grandpa/granddaughter in nature. Completely non-sexual.

>>171929796
Jaal gets Black'd, Vetra gets Drack'd

>>171929796
KROGAN COCK

>>171929059
I mean... what did you expect? A gyrojet?

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>>171930147

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Woah

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>>171929059
Charged Plasma, right?
I was surprised too.

>>171930457
what aug is that

>>171930390
I love this meme

>>171927338
get the upgrades that increase speed in six-wheel drive and increase boost first