/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

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FIRST FOR THIS IS REAL

>>171910328
There has to be a better way to word this mess

>>171910328

Epic stories

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At least the nerf to net deckers.

>>171910239

BREAK YOURSELVES UPON MY BODY! FEEL THE STRENGTH OF THE EARTH!

*One-shots your tank*

>>171910328
Actually not that bad a card and 9 times out of 10 it'll probably be pretty easy to guess what card is legit, but man that wording.

>>171910328
>>171910365
>is the pirate warrior playing arcanite reaper, silverback patriarch, or ysera??

>>171910328
Fuck this stupid game

>>171910328
>>171910365
So weird but I guess it's ok? It's a shitty Drakinoid Op but lots of dragons are rotating so he might be unplayable anyways. Maybe you run this? idk

>>171910328
DUST OFF YOUR ANGRY CHICKEN'S IT'S TIME TO FOOL NETDECKERS

>>171910328
So anyone who knows anything about good cards effectively gets a 3 mana 3/3, Battlecry: Copy a card ?
The other cards it shows have to be ones that aren't in the deck so they're going to be shit.

EVERY TIME I LOSE IN ARENA IT'S BECAUSE I'VE GONE SECOND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>171910328

We've reached the point where "guess" is literally a keyword used on an actual card.

So who else is fucking done with this game? Say "aye".

>>171910565
Yes

>>171910590
get good at coinflips idiot

>>171910591
>card rewards meta knowledge
>OMG I"M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT!!!!

>>171910591
you've gone full meme kid, never go full meme

>>171910328
>>171910365
It'll be a fine card in constructed since the choice should generally be obvious but in arena this thing gets interesting, maximum S T O R I E S tier in arena.

>>171910328
> Abyssal Enforcer
> Abyssal Enforcer
> Abyssal Enforcer
Can you imagine playing this in Arena?

>>171910328
i dunno it's not statted that great and the chance of you getting a card thats useful and doesn't fuck up your quest doesn't seem like it will be helpful in most situations

and it has no tribe synergies unlike Drak OP which was overstatted and was a dragon

but i like the direction they are taking priest in "stealing cards" as a priest player its a fun mechanic and rewards deckbuilding knowledge

>>171910806
Arena is just going to be paranoia mode when you get it wrong and one of the answers was a legendary or major aoe.

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>>171910328
What the hell is this

>>171910969
> Deathwing
> Pyroblast
> Malygos

>druids will literally always be able to ramp into innervate big minion into nourish for cards

this game is such horseshit, just gut every class every 2 years except druid and then give druid more OP bullshit

>>171911508
druid has probably been the most consistently average class throughout all of hearthstone

>hugely unfavored vs the most popular ladder deck right now

>>171910328
>Look at 3 cards

3 cards from where? Just 3 completely random cards?

>>171911597
look at 2 random cards and 1 that was in your opponents deck

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Pretty crazy.

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>>171910328
>play this in Arena against a Warlock
>choose between Deathwing, Kabal Trafficker, and Jaraxxus
>pick Trafficker
>its not in their deck

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>>171910328
>play this against a pally
>tirion appears
OH BOY WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE THE ANSWER TO THIS MISTERY?!

>>171911908
> playing wild
wow! you surely showed how good player you are to all ten peoples who cares about it

What should I play if I rank 15 and I just want to stay here to mess up with players who are trying to climb???

>>171912184

Taunt Warrior.

>>171911950
you'd always pick jaraxxus

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Well this is awkward

>>171911991
JOKE'S ON YOU HE'S PLAYING RIVER CROCOLISK GET FUCKED METAFAG

>>171912576
>Dirty Rat on 2
it's like he wants to lose to Ysera

>>171912576

>Turn 2 Dirty Rat against a Priest

That golden portrait must have taken him a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time if he plays like that.

>>171912672
what so bad about it?

>>171912751
>Ysera
>Dragonoid Operator
>Brann
>Drake
>Nef
Priests play fatty minions you do not want to deal with on turn 3

>>171912604

I'm waiting for the inevitable Trolden clip where a person is presented Magma Rager, Murloc Tidehunter and Kalimos, pick Kali, and whiff because the Shaman is playing some dumb Elemental aggro deck and it was Rager all along.

>>171912751

You never, EVER play Dirty Rat on 2. You only play Dirty Rat if A. you're very confident you can snipe something like Reno or Kazakus or B. you combo it with something like MCT or Shadowflame.

Turn 2 Dirty Rat is begging to have Paletress or Y'shaarj hit the board instead of the other guy's Rat.

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> be druid
> play this shit
> use hero power
> attack minion
> use hero power again
> can't attack
who the fuck designed this game

Rate the worst comeback in the history of arena scrubs. Also, hate the deck :^)
https://hsreplay.net/replay/T9iMQtzNqVpz3swTcAfuZB

>>171912926

That card has been out for a year and a half. If you don't know how it works, the problem isn't with the dev team, mate.

>>171912926
are you retarded?
your hero doesn't have windfury no matter how much attack it has

>>171911950
> play this in Arena
> blood imp
> nozdormu
> piloted shredder

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>>171913059
That'd be broken :)

>>171912980
Why would you even need to comeback against the guy who playing tinyfin?

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>>171912672
>didn't even try to play around deathwing despite me playing a dragon deck (blew taunts and all removal)
>blew kazakus while not under pressure instead of waiting for brann
>ran fucking DOOM instead of twisting Nether

I'd have to agree, how the fuck do you fuck up this badly after 500 ranked wins.

>>171913327
He never fucking said that you idiot
Windfury is a separate effect with a keyword, why the fuck would gaining 1 attack and armor allow you to attack again
Out of all the legitimate things to complain about in regards to coding in hearthstone you whine about something that is actually working? Just because you're a retard and can't read?

>>171913464
> ran fucking DOOM instead of twisting Nether
He could not have one and doom is better anyway.

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>>171913464
You can run both doom and twisting nether in meme Medihv decks because they spawn you big guys 4u

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>>171913409
Because I'm shit and my draws were off because my deck is shit :^)

>>171913464
>>171912672
games been out for like 3 fucking years, 500 wins with a class aint even that much

theres streamers that jam an aggro deck all day and get 50 wins in 1 session

>>171913464

>didn't even try to play around deathwing despite me playing a dragon deck

In fairness to him, Ysera is probably the biggest dragon 99% of ladder has seen in the last four months. Deathwing's "SHOW ME YOUR REMOVAL OR DIE" effect is lost when the opponent can just turn your face into hamburger the turn after with an Upgraded! weapon or other burn spells.

>>171913527
I wasn't that anon you dumb shit :)

>>171913583
I actually saw Jade Druid having one when he jousted this against my Ragnaros.

>>171913537
How? 10 mana cost takes your whole turn and renolock doesn't need extra draw so much. Doom is a meme card.

>>171913571

If you're playing turn 2 Rat against a Priest, odds are you're two twists shy of a screwed-in bulb anyway, so, I'd wager it probably took his dumb ass awhile.

> elemental expansion
> terzarone still isn't a card
> there will never be no call for elemental lords spell

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>>171913750
1 he is at rank 13, expect memes
2 if only there was a card that you could combine with doom to give you board

>>171913848
>terzarone still isn't a card
How do we know she isn't one of the new legendaries though?

>>171913848

>The Elemental Lords were servants of the Old Gods
>No Therazane card in WOG

>Elemental Lords are....lords of the elementals
>No Therazane card in JUG

>But we have two versions of Deathwing for...reasons

No fucking wonder they required knowledge of WoW lore for that job they posted. They need someone there to remind them of character relevant to the expansions.

>>171913861
That belongs in a museum!

>>171910328
This is actually a cool card because for the most part it requires skill and knowledge on the player to know what decks are being played. inb4 lolarena

>>171913982

Two of the three Elemental Lords are Shaman-exclusive, and Shaman's legendaries are already revealed.

If that stony bitch is slutting it up for other classes, she can find her own way back to Deepholm.

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>Mage with the coin has double Mana Wyrm, Mirror Image, Thalnos, and Missiles by turn 4

I know tempo mage isn't meta right now but fuck I hate mana wyrm, either draw an answer to it or lose immediately as mage removes every minion you play or hides it behind mirror

>>171914174

If it makes you feel any better, Tempo Mage lives and dies on Flamewaker, and that piece of shit is rotating.

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>>171914116
>tfw even if she comes out since Rag is hall of fame'd in standard you wont be able to summon a board of all 4

>>171914017
They can always use popular characters like Sargeras, Kael’thas, Arthas or Kerrigan

>>171914278

You wouldn't have been able to in Standard anyway. Neptulon is GvG.

>>171914174
what deck are you playing that can't deal 3 damage to one minion lol

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i love her

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>>171914296
>tfw all the cool meme cards get rotated, never to return

>>171914463
Why would you even care about rotation if Wild is the ultimate meme format?

>>171914385
>you will always have 3 damage from hand turn 2

>>171914463

Megafin is Neptulon on roids if that makes you feel any better

>Oh, a 7 mana 7/7 that gives you four random Murlocs and 3 overload?
>HERE, HAVE A 5 MANA 8/8 MURLOC THAT FUCKING STUFFS YOUR HAND WITH THE SLIMY FUCKS.

>>171914565
anyfin is mrgglsome is also rotating so memes are lost

>>171914630

So play it in Wild and watch as Megafin gives you Murk-Eye, a Warleader, and a bunch of Grimscale Oracles.

What card would be the cancer of next meta? Ice shard is the closest to it so far.

>>171914878

Zavas. Zoolock is frustrating enough with Councilman having 5 health and getting to 8+ attack by the next turn. Now Zoo is going to have a huge closer card.

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Feel Good Moments (all happened to me recently)

>play as Pirate Warrior in Wild mode against Paladin
>win on turn 4 without coin

>play Dirty Rat turn 1 with coin on Mage, Priest, Warlock
>pull Reno Jackson

>Shadow Word: Pain the enemy Deathlord and get Ragnaros the Firelord

>arena
>paladin skips turn 1
>I skip turn 1
>turn 2, paladin drops Grimscale Chum then Sir Finley Mrrgglton
>ohgreat.jpg
>only have one Hungry Crab
>turn 2 for me
>draw card
>the fucking other Hungry Crab
>play both crabs, killing both murlocs
>two 3/4 minions now and it's his turn 3
10 seconds after I click end turn
>The victory is yours

good times

>>171914961
I feel like Zavas is a bit too conditional. You need to draw the card early in combination with your discard cards. And then you have to pray that you actually don't Zavas and not your other discard cards. I might be wrong though.

>>171910328
>It's real
what the fuck. The wording is awful.

>tfw new hunter 5 drop causes hunter to start playing young dragonhawk and timberwolf for big combo damage memes

Remember that time when the cards depicted creatures from the Warcraft universe?

>>171915028

Between Life Tap and Malchezaar's Imp, getting Zavas won't be an issue. Then you have shit like Lakkari Felhound to not only discard cards, but to soak damage/burn to wear your opponent down before you drop her and smash face.

Zoolock has been simmering right below the surface of this meta for a while now, not breaking through because Pirates and Water are a bit faster than them. Discozoo will blow shit up in JUG.

New hunter quest will be about playing 1 mana minions. You heard it here first

>>171914045
It's too dangerous for some mortal museum

>>171915175
seems weird to complain about it this expac since almost half of the cards revealed so far are in WoW

>>171915175
>they took off the Heros of Warcraft tagline
They're distancing themselves as much as they can with Warcraft

>>171915203
>quest: play 10 1 mana minions
>reward: some shitty 5 mana 8/8 that makes it not worth it, leaving hunter in the shitter

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>>171915449
>Reward: 5 mana minion that fills your board with Webspinners

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>>171915940
>Webspinnerspinner
>5 mana Beast 5/5
>Deathrattle: Summon 5 Webspinners

>>171916129

I'd be unironically terrified of that minion.

Not only are you killing it six fucking times, you know it's putting at least two Highmanes and a King Krush into your opponent's hand.

>any adapt shenanigans in ungoro
>shut the fuck down with devolve
awesome team 5, just fucking splendid

>>171916563
>try to put minion that cost more than 5 minion in my deck
>it dies to removal

WOW TEAM 5 NICE GAEM

>>171916387
>implying they won't get shit like river croc and more webspinners

STORIES

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In how many hours is Pavel to generate some packs?

>>171917105
broadcast starts in 6 hours and 25 mins if it's the same time as yesterday

today we will get mass card reveals on stream at some point

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Oi oi, what the fuck happened to palmplad? Wasnt he supposed to play in losers bracket?

>>171917239
Card reveal stream starts an hour earlier, so 5h10m from this post

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Amerifats are asleep, post cunny

>>171918106
no we aren't

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>>171917991
It's gonna be another shitty quest card like the Rogue one, I'd rather sleep senpai lam

>>171910328
Do cards from the initial mulligan count as cards that started in the deck?

>>171918501
Why would they not? They're just the top X cards from the deck that are "drawn" right from the get-go.

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>>171910328
>Guess
HAHAHA LE WACKY CARD GAME xD
HEY /HSG/, GUESS WHICH CARD AM I HIDING? DID YOU GET IT RIGHT!? HAHAHAHA

>>171918106
why would anyone want to play the same game as people who say "cunny"
also the gameplay is worse

>>171919547
you knew from the first time you saw the gvg trailer what the fuck you were getting into

>Blizzard App

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>card that punishes netdeckers and rewards knowledgeable players

Have you pre-ordered now, anon?

>>171919606
>cast random spell on random minion and copy random card from enemy deck

>>171919995
>card that will make /hsg/ asshurt as fuck

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>5 mana 3/5, no beast, draw 2 (1) mana minions from your deck

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>171914406
that's a cute outfit

>>171919995
no it's just another way to snowball control match ups
>oh he mulligan'd away ysera
>thanks for the free 9 drop :^)

>>171910328
I first I read this as "look at 3 minions from your opponents deck, guess which was in his starting hand". Would that be better or worse?

Suppose Hearthstone Deck Tracker is updated to add an overlay whenever you play the new Priest card that:

1. Shows you the most likely card your opponent is running based on Tempostorm netdecks
2. Analyses every card that has already been played that game and uses that to identify a specific deck and give you an even more accurate suggestion

Would you consider this fair?

>>171921189
no

>>171919995
this card honestly looks interesting.Hell I would say all of the priest reveals look good. Would a 3 mana "hope the card from my opponents deck is good" be worth it?

>>171921189
Anyone who uses decktracker should kill themselves, why would you use shit like that in an overly simplified children's cardgame?

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>>171921415
I use it, but only for my arena runs, pls no bully
Webm related, the shitty victory I shouldn't have won.
https://hsreplay.net/replay/o2v9psb72dmFC369KP6NNV if you want to look at it more properly, for some reason. Conclusion: webm'ing entire hearthstone replays is meh quality at best.

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>>171921696
So what does this do for you? Is it a bot?

Speaking of bot who here /bottedtogoldenwarrior/ here?

>>171921907
No, it's a replay from hearthstone deck tracker from my shitty arena run, because I'm unironically shit.

>>171920879
It's 3 cards. Nothing say's that the 3 cards are from his deck. Hell it could be 2 random cards and 1 from his deck.


In fact that's what it is.
If he do not have Ysera in his deck and you choose Ysera, well you get a 3 mana 3/3

Here an explanation of the card.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdl73nvYjrs

>>171919995
>epic

i can't wait to maybe unpack one if i'm lucky

>>171922129
so it's completely fucking obvious what card they have? this is just a battlcry n'zoth shapeshifter

>>171910328
>>171922129
>3 mana 3/3 discover a good card

A pack is just not worth 100 gold. If you think about the time and effort spent for 100 gold, a pack is just not worth that. So few cards, such ridiculously stacked odds to get nothing but trash.

>>171921189

It can be replicated by opening a site that has hearthstone decklists and looking up what cards people play. Or you could just know what everyone plays normally, so the decision won't be that hard unless you're unlucky and get another deck stable card in the discover.

>>171922305
Likewise, arena runs are not worth 150 gold.

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>>171922305
That's why you should buy packs with real money

>>171919995
>Knowledgeable players

Get the fuck out, it requires no knowledge to know that Pirate warrior doesnt run Grommash or Gorehowl.

Its just another easy way for priest to win a control matchup, it could have been easily just discover a card from your opponents deck

>>171922284
>>171922248
Depend. It's 2 random cards and 1 card they have.

So if you play against Druid and you get "Swipe, Ysera, Druid of the Fang" and he play Beast Druid without Ysera or Swipe, then you are screwed. You only know he do not have that card in his deck

>>171922359
Arena runs are fun and I'm willing to "pay" a daily quest for it.

>>171922601
If I play against beast druid and he doesn't play a beast the first 3 turns i'll probably win

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Daily reminder that arena is just exchanging gold for MSG packs in a convoluted fashion.

>>171922616
meant to say 3 daily quests*

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>>171922680
Sure, but you still dont know if he has a Swipe or Druid of the Fang.

It's a deduction card. If he's beast Druid, what are the chances he do not have the two other cards?

What are the chances that the 2 cards he played are not part of X netdeck and so what cards are not in the netdeck?

It's a great fun card. I like it.

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>>171922725
Reminder that arena is objectively fun though

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>I play Dragonpriest, Freezemage and Parrior

Am I cancer?

>>171922810
I would say yes.
Freezemage and Pirate Warrior are just so annoying to play against.
play Dragon Mage, C'Thun N'zoth Shaman and Thief Rogue as a cure.

>>171922792
Not only they do not use stuff from Warcraft, the shit they design themselves looks fucking shit.

>>171922601
there are nearly 900-1000 cards in standard, the chances of all 3 cards being good ones that make sense in the class are slim

>>171922906
That's why the card will reward fringe decks and be good against Netdecks.

>>171922875
>Dragonmage

Thats a thing? Do you have a deck list?

Im thinking about making a Dragon pally too but I heard its not that great

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>>171922968
here a Legend one I found. Play`s like Dragon Priest but with burst mostly.
http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/666406-s32-hotform-s-legend-dragon-mage-video

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Fun story to tell my friends, but since I have none I'll post it here instead.

>>171923197
You should put demon in your deck to make use of that.

>>171923162
>no chillmaw

>>171922875
>Dragon Mage

y tho, like whats the reason for it.

Kibler's list in wild is pretty fun for duplicating dragons but I don't see an application for standard

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So quests being legendary is a bit of a kick in the balls to the new player experience.

They've created this expansion around the theme of questing but you're only going to get to experience it with 1 or 2 classes unless you empty your wallet

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>>171923579

>>171923579
>not paying 200 dolars each expansion
lmaoing@you desu senpai

>>171923579
Shelter and food on the bahamas

>>171923470
Not that anon but Chillmaw isnt that great anymore. Id even take out the second Flamestrike

https://clips.twitch
.tv/SleepyKitschyPigStrawBeary

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>>171923579

>>171923579
I know right the Old Gods where neutral quests

>>171923579
See if team 5 cared they would tie the quests to the new single player mode they have planned. But their not so they won't. Play a different game

>>171924125
p. banterous

>>171923579
Well duh, they want you to pay, not to play

>wow gets a pricing update too
>subscription isn't affected

OH VEY

CARD WARS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>171924663
You can pay with ingame currency

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topkek

>>171925317
Am I to understand someone streaming blocked their game because they assume someone is sniping them?

>>171922801
>fun

>>171923197
>Not playing malchezaar in your dragon priest
Should have played around it

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>>171925380
yep

>>171925959
spastics

I still haven't seen any of these festive boards. Are they not out in EU or something?

>>171922601
>So if you play against Druid without swipe
Yeah I don't think I need that extra card to win

The stream is in 2 hours right?

>>171910239
Does blizzard test anything or do they make op shit on purpose? Some of these jade decks seem broken.

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I'm curious what classes and what game mode you prefer.

Post 'em!

>>171926601
Mike here, the jade deck I tested (which ran two jade cards) seemed pretty balanced so I don't know why there's such a backlash in the community

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>>171926862

>>171926601
>Some of these jade decks seem broken
>>Some
>>>Seem
>>>>Broken

It literally defines the meta.
At least with old Reno lock they needed to draw Molten Reno before turn 6 if they wanted to live, with jade they just need to tempo in any one of nearly 6 ways since the deck is great at dealing with almost EVERYTHING

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>>171926862

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>when your opponent is about to witness some clever tricks

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How the fuck do I make Dragonpaladin work?

>1 and a half hours until kibler starts clearly needing a hit of meth while defending this expansion

>>171927558
>kibler is probably snorting cocke off brodes cock

>>171927516
You don't
Just play anyfin

>>171927516
It doesn't work anymore.
You're supposed to cap the game with Ysera and Nefarion, or you could go Chillmaw and Dragonlord with a N'zoth.
Otherwise you were jsut supposed to use BRM shit for it's insane stats and proquality to stall the game long enough, if you don't end up aggroing them to death with the perfect hand, so you can drop the big guns.
Does not work agaisnt pirate warrior and jade druid and shaman

>>171927516
The only functioning Paladin deck is Anyfin Paladin.

Play that for the next month, then mourn the loss of Paladin as a class entirely once the rotation kills the only working deck the class has.

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>>171927840
But I like dragons, there must be a way

>>171927516
NOT
ENOUGH
CLASS
SPECIFIC
CARDS

Also Paladins lategame sucks ass against control decks and jade decks

>>171927932
You could always pay priest

>>171927516
>Ranking up
>Matched vs dragon paladin
>Free win

Thanks in advance

Blue is a filthy dragon priest player

>>171913861
i thought that was a picture of a lizard or some scaly monster bending over.

>>171928267
Whoever it is at least it's not jade Druid or pirate warrior
Nigger dragon priest is at least a bit of an honest deck

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>>171928003
What about wild? Pally has some great cards in wild after all, cuckhammer and such

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>>171928452
>Nigger dragon priest is at least a bit of an honest deck

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Reminder that the card reveal stream will be in 1 hour from this post.

Hosted by Iksar and Kibler on the Playhearthstone stream

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>>171928543
Fucking Kibler

>>171928505
It plays slightly above average minions on curve, and if it doesn't draw its curve its fucking shit, Druid, Pirate, and Reno all feel a little more bullshit than that

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>>171928426
Nope, it's a raven on a stick

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>>171928267
I'm playing wild mill drood authentic moment unless you're taking about someone else

US servers down?

>>171928624
The deck's only win condition is chaining SECRETAGENTCOMINGTHROUGH infinitely to nigger the best cards out of your deck. How exactly does that qualify as "honest" and "not bullshit"?

>>171928732
Because it's not creating infinite cards like jades
It's not stealthing 20+ attack minions you can't interact with and spending 2 mana to bypass taunts and killing you in one turn you cock gobbling faggot

How do you get into hearthstone without playing wild when you only have stardard cards and some of the oldest card pack cards ( before gnomes and goblins)

>>171928834
>it's not [specific win condition of another cancer deck which is just as cancerous] so it's fine
Literally brain damaged reasoning

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>Muh honest decks

Thats a fucking meme, decks havent been honest since old freezemage,Molten warrior and Buzzard hunter. Id take current meta over that fucking shit desu

>>171928862
Pay up

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>>171928890
>When you realize pirate warrior has 0 RNG effects besides draw

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>>171928862

>>171928889
Yes you faggot, it's at least an honest deck and that it's interactive you fucking moron.

>>171928973
>>171929007
B-but anons, i barely have money to food as a student. :(

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>playing pirate rogue all this time
>realise my cardback was set to kabal
>realise I didn't play hearthstone when the pirate cardback was released
Why isn't it a reward for having all pirates or something like that it's not fair I can't fully roleplay ;_;

>>171928732
you KNOW what cards are in your deck you fuck, that's not even a win condition that's just the most stupid shit they can do. Their real wincon is hitting you in the face until you die

>>171929164
Blizzard are a poor indie company barely making enough money to keep the lights on
Give them your money

>>171927516
Make a dragon paladin deck, then queue into a control warrior because it's the only deck dragon paladin beats.

How can I sub Raza in renopriest?

>>171929002
It's literally one of the most draw dependent decks in the game

>>171929063
Not that guy but how is copying your cards nonstop honest and interactive?

>>171929002
>the difference between having a turn 3 2/4 and having a turn 3 3/3 3/4 3/3 and 4/2 weapon
>not huge RNG

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>>171929192
Black temple is better anyways

>>171929301
It's not non stop
Drink bleach

>>171929382
I know lots of people are leaving the game, maybe I can try buying an older account

>>171929417
Fuck off, priestfag, you've stolen and drunk it already

>tfw firelands portal on sylvanas brings bomb squad

>>171929528
I hate priest and priest players
I'm just saying they're at least an honest deck compared to others you cock swallowing faggot

>>171929234
a-anon please !

>>171929192
There should be "Card Back Packs" that contain 5 seasonal card backs that you don't have.

Come on Blizzard, you're usually so jewish, why haven't you capitalized on this easy money, people would happily spend like 5 bucks a pack to fill out their card back collection and it requires literally no effort on your part.

>>171929659
>honest
And that's just objectively wrong no matter how many times you keep repeating it.

>>171929659
>I hate priest and priest players
>I'm just saying they're at least an honest deck
Ha, you are just dumb cuck for priests. Don't bother posting about 'honest' priest decks.

>>171929752
>>171929751
>I don't understand context

>>171929382
Maraad is best cardbackfu

>>171929851
There's no context in which dragon priest is called an honest deck you dumb cuck

>>171929916
Compared to infinite jades and non interactive stealthed minions yes there is

>>171930060
At least they use their own cards, how is that not more honest?

>every fucking minion in the deck does something that is way above curve
>"""""""""honest"""""""""

>>171930060
>non interactive
Card combos are more uninteractive in HS than stealthed minions, you dumb cuck

>>171930194
Priests aren't combo decks

>>171930160
>how is non interactive deck not honest

>>171910328
What the fuck does this even mean ?
The wording is a fucking clusterfuck.

Guys guess which deck im playing by this description.
>I play strong early game minions to fight for board control which i transistion into playing stronger minions on curve to eventually win the game

>>171930376
You "discover" three cards
Two of them do not belong in your opponent's deck while one does
If you correctly pick the one that does, you get a copy of it, but if you're wrong, you get nothing

>>171930376
If you guess what card your opponent is running, you get a copy. Its basically a discover that rewards meta knowledge

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>Priest is now tiptier class
>Rogue is considered a meme
>Paladin isnt aggro anymore
>Mage is control now
>Hunter is dead
>Control warrior is dead
>Druid isnt midrange
>Shaman isnt the dumbster
>Murlocs are viable

Where did it all go so wrong?

>>171930462
>>171930454
Yes but the 2 that aren't in the opponents deck can be any neutral/class cards ? Or just class cards ?

>>171910328
Noone ever is going to add random shit to their deck to play around this card.
Shouldve been just random card from opponents deck.

>>171930454
>>171930462
>>171910328
>not a 3/4
>you basically get a random card from your opponents deck
Useless card compared to the honest alternative.

>>171910328
If someones has two copies of a card in their starting hand and I pick that I shouldn't get it?
Where do the incorrect cards come from? Random class cards?
Does it include neutrals?
Is it based on their most played cards statistics?

>>171930508
>rogue is considered a meme
By who? literally all of the top players think rogue is tier 1 or high tier 2 at its lowest

>>171930526
I imagine they will use this magnificent system
>Which card does your rogue opponent run :^)

>>171930423
Mech mage

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>>171930727
Ops forgot picture

stream is live boys, theres going to be a card reveal soon

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>>171930508
>Priest is a meme more capable of climbing now
>Rogue is in the same place it's always been without oil
>Paladin hasn't been aggro since Nunya Beeswax fell from favor
>Tempo mage still alive, just unpopular due to reno and shaman hard countering it
>Hunter is finally not dominating the meta, and that was only due to Call of the Wild nerfs
>Control Warrior got what it deserved
>Druid has as of yet to get what it deserves
>4 mana 7/7 and 0 mana 5/5 taunt were such good ideas
>"Meme" legendaries Blizz pushes out for "fun" accidentally do devastating things in combo decks

If you look you can tell exactly where things went "wrong".
It was gvg when we got a 7 mana 9/9 that traded up for your opponents entire field and some face damage.

The game s changing, and not fast enough.
What Hearthstone really needs is a kitchen table type format, some lobbies where players can meet, discuss, and play.

M:tG appeals to a lot of people because only about 1/4th of the game is the competitive scene, a large amount of the players like tuning their decks for friendly gatherings, seeing how competitive they can make shit without going infinite of turn 1.

>>171930726
By the same forever combo leeroy/miracle. Again.
The new rogue they offer is just a memedeck so you're stuck with the old miracle rogue with I GAT TEH BEST DEALZ ANYWHERE again.
Nice.

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Card reveal stream in 7 minutes at playhearthstone

Wait, so the card reveal stream with Kibler starts in 7 min?

>>171931169
Yes
>inb4 Kibler says "you should pre-order"

>>171931017
In the year 20XX
>auctioneer costs 7 mana
>leeroy costs 7 mana
>van cleef has been hall of fame'd
>somehow miracle rogue is still tier 1.5
>nobody has played a rogue card from the most recent expansion in three sets
>brode is now openly saying he hates rogue players at fireside gatherings

>>171910328
Patches, Angry Chicken or Goldshire Footman? Tough one!

>>171930508
>Paladin isn't playable anymore since they took away his entire early game
>Hunter isn't playable anymore since he can't do anything against the current aggro decks
ftfy

>>171931309
"rogues are like cockroaches"
t. ben brode

literally said that in an interview

It's habbenin' cuckbois

>>171931168
It's been 7 minutes
Where's my card

What the card lads

10 new cards boys

Fuck I've only heard this "final designer" for less than a minute and I already hate his guts

Blizzard please give Hunter a good AOE

Let's see how many cunnyverse cards they managed to copy this time.

>>171923579
If they cared about f2p playerbase they wouldn't be so stingy with their rewards across the game (arena, ranked wins, quests and hidden quests).

>Volcanosaur

MEDIOCRE

>le adapt twice meme
ResidentSleeper

First card is shit.

>7 mana soggoth with 3 less HP

What's the chance that you even get Taunt on Volcanosaur?

Beast druid staple.

Free Golden version as a log-in reward, pretty cool

>>171931970
Doesn't look that bad desu. Probably not gonna see play though

this is a cool card!
>epic
REEEEEEEE

rip aggro

Oh look it's the "we want to kill pirate warrior dead" card.

>>171931847
>Golden vulcanosaur
what more do you want goy?
>gluttonous ooze
litterally ripped from hearthcards

>Super Ooze
Nice

Paving the way for Jade domination

The second one is decent. Actually pretty dang good.

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FUCK PIRATES

Pirate warrior is finished!

>>171932069
Lol get shit on pirate warrior

>>171932058
Wanna win against those pesky pirates? Better pay up, goy!!! eheheheheheee

PIRATES BTFO

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Why would you play Toxic Sewer Ooze over Gluttonous Ooze?

oh look powercreep

Why are all the decent cards epic?

Why isn't "new ooze" a rare?

>>171932148
$$$$$

>>171932115
*Rogue

HOW MUCH UNTIL THE BAHAMAS CRINGE TOURNAMENT?

Pirate shitters btfo

well, probably not, but it's a good tech card

>>171931970
So is it gonna adapt 4 times with Brann?

>>171932138
1 extra attack lol!
Let's not pretend rarity doesn't have a direct effect on card stats tho

>>171932138
you're a f2p redditor and can't craft epics

>>171932195
anon, I...

>>171932138
why would you play gluttonous ooze over the regular ooze ?

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>still no card that'll stop jades

Honestly hope Jade completely dominates to the point that Blizzard has to embarrassingly nerf it.

It's not even the case of giving defensive options against a meta deck I fucking now they did this to force pirates out of the meta to force people to only play ungoro brokeback cards

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>tfw got to legend with pirate warrior before it got dumpstered

> They upgraded Ooze for 400 dust

>>171932195
Yes. Brann synergy will be crazy this set,,I am looking forward to wild

>>171932195
Yeah boyo

When are we going to get a "Silence a Weapon" card?

>>171931970
Another pack filler

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this seems kinda cool

FUCKING NICE MAGE SECRET THAT IS GOOD

M I N D G A M E S
caster suppremacy!
get fucked martials!

>>171932307
cool

Oh man, Mirror entity for spells. It's pretty good.

>>171932307
>nigger mage

HOLY SHIT that mage secret

>>171932069
That's okay, shaman is still in the game.

They'll never again print a card that would stop the burn face gameplan as it punishes autistic combo players and they would riot on reddit

Meh secret card.

Really good AoE counter.

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S E C R E T
E
C
R
E
T

>>171932307
>steal your opponent's coin
amazing

>>171932324
3 mana innervate LUL

>>171932396
Where's my cut?

>lol if you don't like Jade just win faster and don't play control
>Team 5 have absolutely no problem with the fact that they created an oppressive mechanic that renders an entire play style impossible to play

Fuck these niggers.

>I think Jade Decks are gonna have a lot of trouble with the quests

I haven't seen a single fucking quest that a Jade Druid would give a shit about, at all. Set health to 40? Irrelevant. Two 3/2s a turn? They're making 8/8s. Murlocs? Lmao

meh

>>171932438
PRAISE BE

>>171932436
Yup team 5 is retarded

>>171932438
meh

>>171932438
>nobody plays assainate
>give it a body

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"are we going to see anything to counter jade?"

>uhh probably not in this expansion
>if you like to play [control] that's not going to be good against jade
>you need to play a deck that has a swing turn where you can start beating their face in fast with minons

>so... quests are going to counter jade... because of the 5 mana 8/8?

Holy shit.

>>171932423
And they print shit like >>171932438 so you need to play infinite threats.

>turn 4 kill anything and drop a 3/4

neat

This shit is a worse counter spell. CS protects you against field wipes and shit and secures the game.

>Assassinate you can't even play on 5 mana unless you have a 0-mana spell
>gives you a 3/4 with no upsides as a bonus
CONTROL ROGUE WOOOOOOOOOOO

>that anon posting pics literally seconds after the reveal

ease yourself dude, it's not good for your heart

Rogues identity was just confirmed as "kill big guys"

>>171932438
"Uh you destroyed my 10/10, let me summon a 11/11 for 1 mana"