SC2

tinny

gook

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goddess

>>171880915
what a qt

gook thread (get it haha)

gook

lucky theres a man who
positively can do

so how do i cut off my balls

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i want to cuddle with scarlett ><

i can make new friends but to make the potential friends my friends would be for them to find out i have no friends

it's a real dilema

>>171881263
can you rewrite that im not sure i got it

>>171881339
i think he meant that they wouldnt want to be his friend because he has no friends?

>>171881386
exactly

maybe you'll understand this

*farts*

he means that he wouldn't feel close enough to them to call them friends unless they knew how friendless he was, and then if they knew that they probably wouldnt want to be his friend like >>171881386 said

>>171880815
when did a eunuch actually fuck things up? it was only so,ring I heard people complain about in passing on a podcast/google hangout type show

wiggling my but to boredoms rn

>>171880756
:3
>>171880840
+1

ok i got it now
well i cant make friends so i cant relate

keeper of the groOve~
*does a funny dance*

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>>171881153

arab slavers just sliced them off and about 9 out of 10 would bleed to death, thats why eunuchs were so expensive
later on starting in medieval europe they did it to choir boys so their voices wouldn't change for singing

get a job

were getting really into the occult

it can't ALWAYS be sunny in philadelphia

well the sun doesnt go away you fucking retard

call me a retard again dude see what happens :)

hmm instead, how about i call you a dumb idiot biTCH!!!

thats what i thought

the scvs are such cuties

what a god

why is making basmati rice so much harder than brown rice -.-

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want some of my cigarette?

>>171882595
*eats it*
im hot

almost out of tissues

i been talkin to myself out loud a lot more these days
wonder what grandma thinks

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>>171881609
because they couldnt have heirs was the reason why they were given so much (mostly administrative) power. a caliph had so many wives that he'd have 20+ kids arguing and killing each other and possibly him over succession

my feet are really sweaty i can feel my socks getting moist

*posts an avatar* heh im here guys talk to me >:D

having a full on panic attack right now

imagine if jbn danced to songs that arent total fucking trash like kshit

>>171883408
drink a few cold ones

are you at the disco

>>171883290
terrorist

retard

whats a panic attack like

himako fricken banned me again ><

the war on panic

>>171883781
where you cant function and all you want to do is lay down in bed

odds buy beer
evens dont

>>171883871
time for fun

i must have a panic attack every day then lol

>>171883931
lol

lmao

anyone else....snacking again.....

i get bad anxiety attacks when i go to the store after a night of drinking and dont have a pre ride beer

haha

>>171884059
yeah you blog about it every night

so glad I'm not a beer head like Florida bro _

if only we could go back to the less angry days of february 2017....

going to assume all those lols were for my post feels good to be a good poster

if only we could go back to the times of ancient rome or ancient greece

i want to go on a crusade

are there any good games that lets me do this

but we cant because people started abandoning our anonymous lifestyle and seeking attention through blogging and self-taken images
which obviously rubs people the wrong way

medieval 2 total war

>>171884223
whats wrong with liking beer?

march is womens history month

when is white men history month

>>171884794
every month amirite guys haha upvote me

you'd need a year for that lol

"white" he says

uhg

>>171884948
looks pretty cheap

>>171884870
yea so

bad lighting :/

whats wrong with liking beer
*cracks open 12th can*
nothing wrong with enjoying things
*chugs it down*
im totally not addicted or a drunk or anything lol
*burps loudly*
i could stop drinking any time really no prob
*goes after 13th can*

we prefer hard liquor here

>>171885064
*cracks a beer* i'll join

*eats lentils and chick peas*
true

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>>171885010

heh
he looks gay

its the manlet lol

hmm ice cream for dinner again GREAT

>>171885578
extra cherries

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omo looked up pappas bros and found this

i'm happy for you but would much rather the have the $ than that dinner

>>171885651
looks really cheap

>>171885651
happas bros

>>171885651
me on the left

anyone for some day of defeat?

day of the feet

but where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely

all this gas in my chest is making these weird spasms in my stomach and chest.. feels weird

>>171886145
jews killed them

i dont get this buick commercial
why does the grandma bring home an italian man

what the frick does that have to do with a buick

where are you even seeing commericals lol

>>171886145
every day we stray further from god

https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/845064305699639296

>>171886591
i dont understand a lot of the words they are using

do you think that richard lewis is jealous of destiny because he gets to talk about american politics and lewis cant? thats where destiny is getting all this new fandom from

>>171887184
read his twitter. he talks gay politics all day

anyone wanna do some word association

no thanks. i just assumed lewis died after unfiltered stopped airing

i wanna associate my dick with your bp

my uncle is coming i haven't seen him in years
i'm nervous
wish me luck i think he's here!

I keep having to use the restroom tonight;;

uhhhh im based

>new ip

gonna buy a 24 of coke cuz water tastes like SHIT

>>171887497
does he have roman hands and russian fingers?

probably ly my.phone :/

*pronounces mordor properly*

>>171887747

the irony of that comment being super ignorant isn't even funny to me

it's just sad

a gook
a gook or two

you think this is a fucking game?

one gook please

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anyone else got pectus excavatum.........

>>171887747
>>171888090
i dont get whats wrong with that statement

nope

>>171886591
i hate both of these people
destiny more tho

going on twitter is ignorance

the buddha said that

>>171888263
JustAGuy @robertlescieur

The Alt-right blowhards who decry Globalism are actual globalists working with Russia to undermine Western democracy.

The irony is amazing.

>>171888201
freak

i am NOT a blowhard

one gook comin right up

ah yes, gook

>>171888365
well i mean the statement is right even if the guy is a massive faggot

eating again lol

ye... bout to get some more ice cream :D

what if laozi really was buddha

>>171888629
lol

do you even know how much sugar one can of soda has??

4 months into 2017 and i havent even started my preps for 2018 kgf......
i can still make it right

we dont drink soda

we drink water here so i dont see how thats relevant to us

https://clips.twitch
.tv/GorgeousBoldDadHeyGuys

20 hours gone...

>>171889440
one can of sodas worth of sugar too much thats for sure

>>171889496
but how did the bad guy cast meteor if the main character overkilled him????

*dies*
26 years, gone

people best know me as niggerboysatan

>>171889918
lol

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I love public libraries

>>171889718
just cause hes big and black you assume hes the bad guy????

>>171889440
says on the side coke is 140, root beer is 170

is there really 140 grams of sugar in a coke???

gonna get my mom to drive me to the store

diarrhea now;;

are we posting 3x3s

accidentally ate the whole tub of ice cream lol *rubs belly* >:D

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*cracks a beer* yup

cant believe i actually managed to get rid of my coke addiction
used to drink .5l bottle of this sugary shit daily, havent had one in months now

hey man dont sweat it accidents happen

>>171890398
fat fat fatty...

crap my dudes

i promised myself i wouldn't get any cold ones and i rolled for it :/

now i have cold ones and feel like sh*t

i ran a 5k a few months ago. the only prep i did was i picked up smoking cigs a month before it. i almost died

>my dudes
uhg

frick running
we swim

hey my baby dudes

whats up haha

>>171890569
best get to crackin...

polt

swimming is definitely better and more enjoyable but i aint got no where to swim now x_x

used to have a friend with a huge inground pool but he dont talk to me no mo...

>>171890847
i made a vocaroo of me crackin one but i hit try again by accident :/

>no mo

hideo nomo

frick swimming

we hike

theres a lap pool at my worsk gym but i dont wanna go to work anymore than i have to

prince ali is probably my favorite disney song

ughhhh the ice cream aint sittin right boys

a clumsy boy....

gonna drink some water now and then drink some tea later

>>171891087
I love Robin Williams, hes one the only people who i say "Rest In Peace" to whenever i see a post about him or somthing

>>171891287
same tbf

going for the 5th j/o of the day

>>171891287
fuck off

rip in peace

pretty sure I'm gonna have to delete my pol bookmark and take it off my board list
literally nothing interesting is ever posted now...its all people from reddit trying to fit in
everyone generally loves the government now

same sort of thing happened with me for r9k
what finally broke the straw was a 300+ reply thread with a strawpoll in the op
ages went from like 16 to 30 and the bell curve actually peaked at 18...
that explains why r9k is so bad... I only kept going for those
>how can you love a girl whose had cum on her face
threads
thanks for reading... I probably wouldn't have...

>>171891287
and hitler

made a rip prince post b/c he was a big part of my le childhood

decent post i read it

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you could write a book on this picture...

pretty sure I'm gonna have to delete my pol bookmark and take it off my board list
literally nothing interesting is ever posted now...its all people from reddit trying to fit in
everyone generally loves the government now

same sort of thing happened with me for r9k
what finally broke the straw was a 300+ reply thread with a strawpoll in the op
ages went from like 16 to 30 and the bell curve actually peaked at 18...
that explains why r9k is so bad... I only kept going for those
>how can you love a girl whose had cum on her face
threads
thanks for reading... I probably wouldn't have...

imagine getting a girl pregnant in high school and ruining your entire life
all the extra income tho...

>>171891581
nice capital i's retard

>>171891410
i know what you are talking about wrt pol
ive never cared much about r9k tho

4chan got too much attention and attracted too many norms
luckily scv is still niche and people dont really get our meta

he's got 75 golden camels...

>>171891531
I'd have done the same thing
probably play with my phone to look busy. don't ask me to help pls

maybe im just like my father too old

>>171891773
shitskin?

>>171891773
of course you would sit there playing with your phone like a brainless shithead retarded teenager

>>171891287
he made so many shitty movies at the end but his stand up was good
https://youtu.be/VO56MZXloPk?t=3m24s
he said he was on a lot of cocaine when he did this

>>171891531
one day when i was coming home there was a lot of noise in front of my apartment tower
apparently some dumb fat portuguese bitch had fallen from her balcony or something and her parents were carrying her out
they laid her near the front door and i had to pass right next to them while they were calling an ambulance and looking at me while wailing and throwing their arms around
there wasnt anything i could have done though so i just looked at them for a bit and then went home

some dumb fat portuguese bitch

>>171892075
some black guy got shot in front of the lcbo and my dad had to walk around the guys body to get in the door

>>171891837
>>171891779
no and uh yeah ok buddy. have fun getting hepatitis from helping some piece of shit who probably supported immigration to begin with
I'll be speed walking looking very busy with my phone

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you could write a book on this picture...

wtf dude those are just prince lyrics

>>171892215
why does she have the body of a 60 year old mexican lady

>>171892316
they didn't want those nutty japs sexualizing her

she wore a raspberry beret
like the kind you'd find at the second hand store

>>171892419
well they failed

hmm now that i think about it wgirls are pretty cute...

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O_O

can you just move to monaco?
or do you have to have some kinda elite invitation, members only type thing?

played a game of dota.. took over an hour..

>>171892760
hmmm... yes

>>171892932
what a waste of time

you could have watched 3 anime eps

>>171892760
monaco is just a city thats also a "country" there are some parts where poor subhuman niggers live too

why did they change the battlenet launcher icon lol

Whats the best way to hurt a woman without visible bruising? It sucks women are almost evolved to bruise and give away their punishment. Even their bodies are cunts.

>>171892741
"woe to you, oh earth and sea, for the devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short."
"let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number
it's number is six hundred and sixty six."

call her fat or something

>>171893085
maybe someone had a trademark on it

phone books dont leave a bruise

>>171893086
get her pregnant and leave her

but why would you hit yourself with a phonebook
and its not like theres anyone who would ever look at your boody to check for bruises...

>>171893040
i think it's a principality

>>171893086
waterboarding

my belly is getting big again...

mine has always been big but it's getting bigger...

>>171893373
principality is just a type of government monaco is still a country like belgium the netherlands etc

a few big boys...

i dont know much about islam but i know they hate dogs so yeah thats enough of a reason to hate them

spotify is pretty handy////
these ads are fucking annoyning thouh,...

>>171893594
i don't think thats right

wow gunna run sunken temple in vanilla wow please cheer for me

>>171893916
fighting

> A basic studio costs at least EUR 600,000

~_~ holy cow

no subhumans live there, only work at the casino or hotel and then go home to france or italy

paradise...

i got to level ten and got bored of wow :\

Whats the best way to hurt a woman without visible bruising? It sucks women are almost evolved to bruise and give away their punishment. Even their bodies are cunts.

phone books dont leave bruises

How to become a resident of Monaco :

You can demonstrate that you’re wealthy and have sufficient income without engaging in any gainful employment. You will need to open a bank account with a bank in Monaco, deposit minimum EUR 500,000 and acquire a bank reference of that bank stating you have sufficient funds to support yourself in Monaco.

>>171893373
>>171893293
>>171893183
>>171893153
excellent ideas and 3s
hopefully one day we have a meet up and test it all out on coffee girl

>>171894024
guuk? i have a level 10 on that darrowshire server...

>>171894276
yeah but i just played with weeners (night elf hunter)
sorry dude i just dont have an attention span....

scv wow boys...

>>171894468
pathetic....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvuX1CCHht0

lmfao

2 of you play wow now? kinda wanna join in but unofficial servers are so gay... the admins just give themselves and their friends all the shit they need making it all pointless

>La nationalité monégasque s’obtient par décision souveraine du prince. Les critères d’admission (nécessaires mais non suffisants, la décision appartenant au prince) sont, notamment, d’être résident depuis dix ans (après l'âge de 18 ans) et de renoncer à sa nationalité antérieure. En 2010, seules sept demandes sur 400 ont abouti48.

>the monegasque nationality is obtained by decision of the prince, the admission criteria (necessary but not sufficient, the decision belonging to the prince) are to have been a resident for 10 years (after 18) and to renounce one's previous nationality in 2010 only 7/400 demands were accepted

>>171894528
paradise....

dont give a shit about climate change lmao

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>>171894610
look at all those nice statistics too...

https://youtu.be/LEj_Gwdf-7c?t=430

lol wtf does that even mean...

>apehoop drama
ah yes i really care about this

[pop][fet][vid] Get a taste of ME on your next lollipop! Flavors: simple pussy grool, piss, shit, spit, and creampie!

>>171894786
having sex with a 78 year old super rich monagasque woman.....

yo that jontron guy is a total racist huh

the left won't admit that everyone is racist

sickzii is a boy...

hm to go on a beer run or not... still feeling a bit hungover and ive been awake for the last 12 hours

>>171895239
whats wrong with that
do we have to respect other peoples opinions or not after all

yo flolrida bro you ever go to fort lauterdale for some bp

>>171895528
stfu

>>171895563
prude

>>171891410
r9k was my homeboard back when it was created in 08 until like...2013ish
its been utter shit for years now. it used to be able to self-moderate and then it just became an alt-/b/ for newfags who found they got more attention posting on r9k since it was slower

proxy paige licking a prolapsed anus...

>>171894910
these guys are good
i dont even care about basketball and i still watched this

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seriously blizzard...this is so much more ugly

>>171895959
>not caring about hoops
sup white boy

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our guy packin heat too

>>171896143
not much how about you nigger?

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i only listen to real music

>>171896351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upre46qXW_Y

>>171896351
where can i listen to this

>>171896435
sounds like ned from bubba the love sponge show

gook; gookers

>>171895810
lol I went to go fix something and unclog my shower drain after this post and the thread FUCKING DIED

havent objectified a woman in years

normies who think they aren't normies calling other people normies makes me feel weird and i kinda actually want to kill myself because of it :s

reeee lol

in years...about 21 for me...

>>171898697
>>171898746
twitch chat general

only missing a frog now

beating and raping women is the final reddit pill

an hour until the beer run...

baukbros assemble

done cracking cold ones
time to start cracking skulls

>>171898841
u drink too late dude i already finished mine

*bauks*

we gotta get donald trump out of office he is unfit to be president!!!!!!!!!!!

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damn...

how does its always sunny get away with doing black face in multiple episodes

>>171899106
i only like drinking late at night

>>171899248
woah is this irony i can't tell...

>>171899628
i really feel that way

>>171899628
the quadruple sweet chin music?

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>>171899403
whats blackface

>>171899403
they do like negro cosmetics not blackface

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lol

actually we are obsessed with chess here

actually we arent obsessed with anything here we dont care about anything

my mom just yelled at me for not knowing i was supposed to stay at work late when she never even told me i had to

stupid bitch

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashyboners/

this is what i like

i mean how the heck am i supposed to know if you dont freaking tell me???

dont yell at me!

reddit

>>171900564
is she your boss? family business?

>>171901008
shes my mom not my boss!!!

>>171901090
well?

i worked with my mom for a lil bit and it was ok
she wasnt my boss thankfully

>>171901143
yes

>>171901450
what kind of work is it

my mom has big fat boobies!!!!

can't relate to norms at all. i know nothing about sports and the latest shows on netflix

what do you know about

dont know much about history

>>171902028
i know how to jack my ween

26 still sleep with a night light

dont know much about science book

dal shabet

the opiate epidemic now kills more people than hiv/aids did at its peak
all those people getting their hands on primo drugs and im bone-sober :/

word man where the fuck can i get some

drugnorms

>>171902805
+1

drugs are for loosers!!!

*cracks a coldie*

>Scores of people were killed in Ethiopia when a mountain of garbage in the capital, Addis Ababa, collapsed and crushed makeshift homes

so ridiculous that we got a russian puppet in office!

why do you people even post here

>>171902707
my sister died from fentanyl overdose in early march last year lol.... :-/

its just me posting usually

>>171903541
do you miss her....

>>171902989
kinda dumb to live under a mountain of garbage desu

>>171903541
women are so dumb ugh

>>171903719
why dont they just stop being poor lol

>>171903645
naaah its cool... *goes a week without talking to anyone*

>>171903840
word

just work harder and you won't be poor

>>171903881
what does her epitaph say...

being poor just means you don't own land. if you own land, you can never be poor since you can grow food.

>>171903968
word *gets born into a rich family*
people these days dont respect a hard days work *gets paid to be a politician*

i own a plot of land in the northwest territories where nothing ever grows though

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>niggers
>growing food
lol

>>171904223
or you could be like shkreli and be born to immigrant janitors and work your ass off until you get rich

look not everyone can be rich and well off
some people gotta shovel the shit
and im one of em :\

>>171904412
charge more for the shit shoveling

i think there are still some homesteading plots in the us where they will give you free land if you live and on and produce off it, like homesteading or seomthing

buttfucker!!!

DOWN WITH GMO FRANKENFOODS!!!

we wouldnt be able to feed half the population without gmo foods

half the population could use a diet lol

muchacho

im in that half lol

half the population could use a killing imo (talking bout non whites here)

white guy here

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wasnt initially planning on drinking tonight but i figured i wont drink on the weekend because its going to be hot and i wont be able to run the ac

i dont like gorillaz (the band)

imagine a band.. the gookrillaz...

that pack of newports is still there !!!!

it's funny because gooks are already basically gorillas lol

reminder no meat tomorrow. lent

i dont observe lent

>>171905445
theres still 2 and a half cigarettes left in there

or squares, as we call them

i found a video game with mostly female players...

i did it, i finished sunken temple. thank you for cheering for me

>>171906907
what game

poverty boys

>>171907506
girly game

>>171907569
whats the name

>>171907506
a shit mobile game probably
that's what female """""""gamers""""""" play

im in love with a ghost girl...

my mommy loves facebook games

>>171907628
i prefer to keep it mostly female tyvm
>>171907675
it's pretty shit

beer doesnt even get you drunk wtf

*does a whole shot of beer*
ugh... speak for your slef....
i'm raelly tipsy...

i tell people i dont have a gf because my school doesnt have any but its actually because i cant talk to them ;)

i dont really talk to people in irl

i dont really talk to people

wtf this russian guy on chaturbate is just streaming himself driving his car

memphis devil shit break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtM8-gGwv8Q

its so hard to make bait threads now, nobody falls for anything

>>171908421
still works for me

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heres what im playing tonight

3rd night in a row without vodka, maybe this is the turnaround my life needs...NOT LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3kLqW8TVI4&feature=youtu.be&t=2477

lmao

>>171907628
tree of savior

just killed a fucking cocky centipede that was walking on the lamp right in front of me

>>171902458
a bank's not going to give you a loan to pay off another loan's down payment

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>StarCraft II StarLeague 8h
>I <3 StarCraft 2 days
>GSL Code S 2 days

reddit is down
for maintenance

oh god what do we do now

saw those pictures of link wearing girls clothes and im full blown gay now

wish it was down forever but also not because thatd mean reddit refugees would come here :/

we'd call them the redfugees

where do i torrent old roms
like gamecube roms

>>171909796
they're called ISOs, not roms you esl fuck. emuparadise.com

>>171909576
they'd never visit scv. reddit has already taken over /r9k/ /pol/ and /tv/ so they'd continue invading those boards

gamecube isnt old

ok whatever
im not even going to use your link because you were rude to me

>>171909914
not my fault you have the brain of a 12 yo spic

gamecube is 16 years old someone born in 2001 can get their license this year lol

launch sc2
click on menu then options
go to gameplay
switch expansion level to wol

its that easy

i think.. you and my friends should gook out.. on the weekends...

~gook~

tales of symphonia is my favorite game for the nintendo gamecube

almost called someone a chink a chink and a gook a gook in class today

Jugging on a Friday, but I saw you on the freeway (Skrrt)
I can not forget that face, I don't even know your name
I'm in love with a ghost girl, all alone in a lonely world
I just really wanna find her, I'ma do another line first