Mass Effect General - /meg/

>>171847848
First for the game is pretty good

>>171847848
Previous Thread: >>171829350

>>171847848
>posts link to collages
>doesnt use collage
OP is a fag

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TURIAN WAIFUS ARE BEST WAIFUS

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Who's best waifu for maleRyder?

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DOOOOOOOT

Did everyone's custom father turn out absolutely hideous?

Mine had no cheek bones

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>>171847468
Good thing i ll be supporting bioware and buy all the dlcs ;^)

Also, im having fun :DDD like many other non brainwashed channer drones who actually have the brain to choose and enjoy what the ylike instead of follow the brain dead chan herds

Platinum when?

Gold is too easy.

>>171848124
OP is always a fag, anon. Or are you new here?

>>171848082
>They reproduce via spores that can lie dormant for millennia and are robust enough to survive prolonged periods in deep space and atmospheric re-entry.

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>>171848156
Vetra.
Nothing else comes close.

>>171848139
First image, best girl. We can go home now.

Nth for soft Turian booty

>>171848156
Gonna have to go with Vetra.

Actually, does anyone have a good non-ass, non-futacock argument for Peebee or Cora?

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>>171847504
>I like emotional unreliable idiots
Also Garrus is a beta cuck that sucks your dick at every turn, that is why most people like him.

Meanwhile Legion, Samara, Liara and Miranda are capable and reliable individuals you can truth

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Hi /meg/! Game comes out later today in my country. Here's a pic of me at the launch now! Can't wait, MEA is going to be awesome. WOOOO

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>>171848156

Cora is cute and Scott should kiss her.

>everyone on my fucking ship is either lesbian or Bi

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also nice job with your lies about more flirting/flings Bioware. Only 1 or 2 other people you can actually flirt with that aren't your Crew Members

>>171848430
Garrus is only a beta so Shepard though.
That's not so bad, he respects the pecking order and sees Shepard, the biggest alpha in the fucking galaxy. as a mentor.

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>>171848395

Off to a good start, this thread.

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>>171848395

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censorship or no censorship???

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>They said Kallo is best boy
>He gets triggered when best husbando Gil redesigns some ship stuff to make it better and improve it
>Autistically screeches about how everything should follow the plan and flexibility is bad
into the trash he goes
Good news, i though Gil was shit but he is pretty cool after a few casual convos

>>171848502
>Jaal isnt bi
>Liam isnt bi
What are you talking about you faggot

This will be the soundtrack for my Gay Scott playthrough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFM4KSJSyo

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>>171845073
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>>171847013

This faggot comes to every thread, posts the same images (doesn't even change the filename) and writes nearly the same b8 every time

Surely everyone's noticed this?

>>171848593
>Liam isn't bi

What? could of sworn the nigger was about to suck my dick

>>171848635
yes, learn to ignore posts faggot

Okay /meg/

Which group did you wake up first?

>>171848502
>pick flirt option with suvi as mryder
>some kind of inbred albion jabber ending with "that's really not going to work"
>mryder's NOPE face as he holds up his hands and says "I understand completely"
Even knowing what was going to happen, the result made me laugh.

>>171848746
Merchants

Had to get more inventory space

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>>171848593
>faggots were allowed on this colonization mission

>>171848430
>Garrus 'scratch one' Vakarian
>Garrus 'archangel' Vakarian
>Garrus 'I can out-calibrate the geth' Vakarian
>beta
Kek

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>>171848635
>You are supposed change images you keep related to mass errect events
Da fuck? i am not going to use different pics when the ones i have are fine

And my beliefs arent going to change because for change you need intelligent points, and 4chan isnt known for that

>>171848579
I'm actually interested to hear reasons other than looks for PB and Cora.

>>171848693
I just wanted to confirm people here have basic pattern recognition

Thank you for your time

>>171848635
Thanks first the heads up.

And the vetra pic.

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>>171848824
>Create a new civilization
>Try to make the same old mistakes by removing diversity so people will have to fight and get fucked from bigotry for years to come
Retard

>suvi wants to give me a write up about soil samples
>only dialogue options are variant of "tl;dr' or "no"

>>171848824
Just going by numbers: there are 20k humans on the Hyperion and you only need about 1k for a viable population. 19k could be fags and the species would survive. And this is before we take into account modern reproductive science.

>>171848968
fuck off jew

>>171848840
I'm just pointing you some faggot that keeps spamming every thread with obvious b8.
I don't care what your beliefs are.

>>171848897
Cora would be ok but she is really, REALLY a wannabe Asari and never shuts up about them.

PeeBee is insufferable and will dump you the moment something more interesting comes along.

>>171848968
Anon raises a good point

Even if your don't like it

Best not to waste time with this shit

>>171848635
Get fucked, you femtur-loving krogan apologist. No one wanted the krogan back in Andromeda. No one wanted those fucking rapists.

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>>171848827
>Dumb 4chan memes
>lul i are so independant and smart, and Garrus tells me i am great, he is so cool and STRONK
lol, Garrus is a literal cocksucker, anyone with an ounce of self awareness and knowledge of psychology can notice how he pretty much sucks up to you and never disagrees with you unlike other not so popular cahracters who will call you out for your idiocy

>>171848941
Vetra's eyes are green, and the dude there has a Systems Alliance shirt. It's probably some OC.

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>>171848968
Can't have bigotry if there is no diversity

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They put so much care and detail into the skin and eyes here. And then there's . . . the hair. One day, one day Bioware, you will into hair. Maybe.

>>171848219
My god how many times are you going to post this. It's getting really sad. You're like the only person on this general that liked the game.

>>171849104
Garrus is our ward of course he trusts our judgmrnt

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Megatits Lawson, reporting in.

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I wish she would switch her visor off, she has beautiful eyes.

>>171847895
How much did EA pay you?

>>171849085
Peebee came off as a spastic, and not even in a distinctive way. I can't stand Sera from DAI, but she had a very unique way of speaking. Peebee lacks even that.

Cora being an asariboo is silly, but without that quirk she'd be femKaidan.

A FUCKING WHITE MALE

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>>171848968

I dunno, I think my Ryder may be plotting the downfall of the white and black races. She just gets that look sometimes.

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>tfw people can't argue against the implications of curing the Genophage with Wrex as leader without making up headcanon that ignores the canon Wrex Cure ending slideshow, which has 0 (zero) images of warfare/combat/preparing for war
In any other instance than Wrex + Eve, I would support the Genophage.

Or maybe I'm a sappy emotional fuck who likes hanging out with Wrex, and feel guilty when I have to kill him.

>>171849104
>basing your opinion of Garrus's entire character on how he interacts with literally the most Alpha motherfucker in the galaxy
Why yes, commander Shepard is indeed awesome. What's your point?

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>There's a button to kick her off you guys
>no button when she jumps on you
>Literally sits on you for 10 fucking seconds and starts talking before you can kick her off
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY HOMO RYDEN WHORE!

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>>171849168
>/pol/tards this desperate they come to shill their autism in a progressive game general
hahahah my sides

Years from now people are going to look back and realize this game didn't deserve even a quarter of the hate it's getting by spergs on the internet.

>>171849381
>jesus fuck is this bitch going on about the huntresses again?

>>171849387
The endings of ME3 are fanfic tier you mong. Fuck off, nobody cares.

>newfags come to /meg/ to complain about extablished facts instead of just going on reddit who share their skewed worldview
really activates my almonds.

>>171849407
Why does it feel like she's about to slip through the cracks?

>>171849425
People say that about every game. Even completely atrocious scat like Ride to Hell: Retribution.

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>>171849323
0 Brazilian reales

>>171849256
She did, but in a fade-to-blacked scene.

Why don't people understand what pngs are useful for?

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>>171849387
>Le ending images dude
>Meanwhile Wrex is an emotionally unstable retard like most of Krogan who after learns you prefered superior Salarian help he literally ignores reality and just rages and you and kills himself
>Some people call this "smart leader"
lol drumpflets for usre

>>171849381
>when your white friend thinks she aint got white privilege white cause she female

>>171849407
Clearly, he blacked out momentarily from the shock.

>>171849407
You lost ctr, let it go already. It's not healthy.

>>171849425

Mass Effect fans already mostly like the game, even with its flaws.

Years from now other people aren't even going to remember it exists most likely.

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>>171848139
reposting this educational post from the last thread:
>>171842569

>you are now aware that Turian dermal plates are an evolved defence against solar radiation
>they cover the most commonly exposed areas: the head, shoulders, upper torso, forearms and large areas of the front of the legs
>the natural resting position of a bipedal humanoid is sitting or lying on the back
>any hard surface on the upper rear thighs or butt region makes sitting down uncomfortable and painful
>same for the back and any 'fold' area such as the armpits, insides of the thighs, back of the knees, and anywhere else flesh comes into contact with other flesh more often than not
>your are now aware that soft Turian booty is an evolutionary imperative

>SCIENCE, bitches


and I bet it giggles twice when you hit it

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>>171849096
Anon, are you ok?
You seem upset

>>171849096
Hillary here, and I would just like to approve of the Mass-ive Effect you have on people here. Use it well, so we can defeat those superpredator krogan-apologists and Drumpf supporters!

>find an empty angaran escape pod
>"appears to have been drifting... for nearly a decade
>exact same model as the ones from Hyperion

>>171849541
Personally, considering the quality of the sex scenes you get with the other romances, I think vetrafags got off lucky.

The imagination is a finer painter than any of the animation directors from this game.

>>171849381
Very nice. Diverse. Every game should be like this. I'm going to buy a second copy to support this.

>>171849615
Depends on what's meant by "years from now." It's been 10 years since ME1 and nvm i guess people don't remember it very well since everyone thinks the sun shines out of its ass

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>>171849649
Dont worry madam, we will create another genophage for the krogan and execute all bigots.

Exile is too good for them, execution is what we need in andromeda

Now they are showing females of all races, hopefully they will finally get around to showing children of all races.

>>171849615
>Mass Effect fans already mostly like the game

mass effect fan ≠ biodrone

>>171849569
HERE WE GO AGAIN

Seriously you're as bad as Barneyfag. Where did the Kogan touch you?

>>171849696
Don't forget to let your wife's son play it, so that he too can understand the strength of diversity and marginalization of whiteness.

>>171849684
>The imagination is a finer painter than any of the animation directors from this game.

>fade to black
>"slurrrp"
You may be right.

>>171849778

ME1 is judged by the standards of its day. Most people accept than a game like ME1 would be unacceptable nowadays.

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Which romance is best for somebody who wants to kill himself but is waiting for his parents to go first as to not hurt them?

Asking for a friend

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how did Bioware manage to make the MC's so uninteresting and unlikeable? you never care about them, you are not emotionally connected to them.

Femshep was fucking perfect.

How is the exploration of MEA?

>>171848824
have some gay people would be great for colonizing, they wouldnt have to worry about raising a family and dedicate themselves to work.

there are plenty people to get the numbers up, stop using flawed logic to be bigoted

>>171849569
shillary/afterberner retards with their heads way too up in their asses as usual, enjoy 8 years of trump

>>171849928
liam

>>171849487
By posting, you disprove your own statement that nobody cares, because *you* care, enough to reply.

>>171849569
>his opinion is different!
>he must support Trump!
Fuck off with your personal attacks, that's not an argument.

>implying the ending to the fucking game doesn't matter (in this context)
>"Shepard doesn't actually control all the toasters, it's all a dream!"

What would you do if your entire species had been slowly dying, and had a chance to revive it, but was foiled by a close friend? You'd be pretty pissed too.

>Some people call this "smart leader"
I don't.

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>People stopped subbing Ai-Chan's vids in english
>only Japanese and Korean subs now

FUCK YOUUUUUU

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>>171849996
But it is, low iq drumpf voters arent smart enough to unlock the naruto profile or use singularity no jutsu

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Femshep a goddess

>>171849948
Miles and miles of copy pasted rocks

>>171849903
A reasonable argument, but I don't think that's what people are doing when they clamor for "make it more liek me1!" Unless you're taking the stance that they don't really want that and are actually asking for some half-remembered ideal that didn't even really exist to make them feel that sense of wonder and enjoyment they had back then but now is gone forever because they're fucking 10 years older. Then you're spot on.

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>All she wants is to love and be loved in return

>>171849948
Only explored Eos so far which is the first planet.

It's exactly like Dragon Age Inquisition's Hinterlands but in a desert

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>Femshep will never give you a lewd smile while in a military meeting, fondling your dick with her feet under the table

>>171850076
>"I can't come up with an arguement, so I'll just call him a dirty Trump supporter! Yeah, that'll show him!"
Admitting defeat isn't that bad, I've done it many times, pride is overrated.

BTW I supported Bernie/Jill Stein since you seem to care so much.

>>171849936
I dunno, my dumbass ryder is sort of growing on me. I had to internalize that he's a dumb kid unready for any of this shit first.

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>>171849996
>responding to b8

Either you're a newfag, or this boards capacity for learning is less than 0

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Why is the nomad so disgustingly inferior to the Mako?

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>>171850172
>to love and be loved in return
This applies only to our beloved sister.

>>171850369
Because crybabies couldn't make the Mako dance.

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>Femshep will never sit on your face and taunt you

>>171850172
>PROTECT THAT SMILE!!!!!

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>>171849778
I actually went back and checked, just to be sure. And it has flaws.

The animation is cyclic, using loops of standard motions to generate the illusion of enunciation. The textures are flat and bland. And the elevators. Oh gods, the elevators.

BUT. The writing is exactly as rock solid as I remember.

>run into Wrex in the c-sec lobby
>officer: I got a report that you're threatening a business owner. Fist. Is that right?
>wrex (smiling): No, I'm gonna kill him.
>officer (trying to be intimidating, he doesn't even come up to wrex's chin): Do...do you want me to arrest you?
>Wrex (still smiling, trying not to laugh): I want you to TRY.
>officer (now needing to change his pants): Uh, just stay away from Fist!

From start to finish Wrex is a galactic treasure.

>>171850278
that face is FAS if I ever saw it

>>171850208
>>171850109
You don't explore space? ME1 had the best exploration but I kind of liked reading the descriptions of planets in ME2 and ME3.

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Looks like the fixed the issue with the rain droplets being on your face instead of the glass.

>>171850340
That's the thing, he's no military soldier thing.

He's literally some dumbass frat boy on an inter-galactic road trip looking to science the shit out of things

>>171850313
>Implying you were being taken seriously

>>171850172

Is a deep friendship fine? My Ryder fell for Cora instead.

>>171850278
The Lazarus project really fucked up on her face there.

>>171850369
No gun, can't drive up vertical surfaces, modes are not intuitive.

>>171850424
That's a different type of love though.

>>171850462
>ME1 had the best exploration

no it didn't

People didn't really buy Andromeda did they?

>>171850278
>that dumb, lifeless stair

>>171850172
I just like how she's always been so absorbed by her own sisterly duties and all that, and now that you offer a hand so that she can think of herself - her own desires and needs, she trusts you enough to do so and is really happy about it.

She's 2qt.

>>171850586
>stair

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>>171850369

Looks fun enough.
Would've loved an autocannon or rotary gun, though.

>>171850431
I fucking loved the Mako. I will never understand why so many people hated it. Yeah sure its fiddly at first, but when you get used to it you're fucking climbing mount everest at an 80 degree angle, sniping Geth Colossus 1000 meters away with a cannon

I mean shit, people would rather have no Mako at all? ME2's Firebrand hover thing was a colossal failure and ME3 had nothing at all

>>171850493
Just as long as you don't break her fragile heart.
She has suffered enough.

>>171850552
You could actually explore planet surfaces though.

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>Femshep will never ride you in extacy, shaking on climax and collapse on you in complete exhaustion

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>>171850493
>Cora
Why? I ask in curiosity, not derision.

>>171850586
pic related

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>>171849936

And Shepard never once replied to Harbinger with pic related.

>>171850493
Same here, Vetra/Cora was pretty much my permanent team.

>>171850172
>she acts in a sappy way different than her usual personality (trying to make dinner, sending texts with hearts in them, etc.) because she's so happy to have someone who finally cares about her for her

>>171850562
Here's your (you).

Now fuck off back to /v/.

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>Giant kett truck
>Can never scan it

>>171850278
>That right hand

lazy artist made half of the face and just mirroed it without adjusting the eyes and mouth, SAD!

would be a great picture otherwise

>>171850562
I would've but I didn't have enough money so I bought ur mom lol

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>People are actually taking Cora with them.

>>171850705
then you'll love andromeda

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>>171850369
No jets or weapons. Also it's not completely indestructible like the Mako.

I really don't know why they got rid of the Mako in favor of this pile of shit.

>>171850481
>implying you didn't lose the debate
>implying you aren't disregarding an entire argument because "ebil drumpf suportar"
4chan is the only website that allows actual arguments. If you don't want to hear differing opinions, you should probably leave, or lurk. Just a suggestion, feel free to stay, I'm not your mom.

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>>171850562
I did

Bought some legos for my sister as well

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>>171850739
what the fuck, how can anyone take the Ryders seriously?

>>171850658
>You need a bridge to cross the lake vault on Eos
Pathetic, the mako eats jumps like that for breakfast.

>>171850875
>No jets

But it does.

I like the idea of Sid being Vetra's daughter rather than sister through teen pregnancy.

>>171850875
Maybe there isn't a demilitarized version of the Mako available for civilian use.

>>171850658
No matter how good you are with the Mako you'll still get those moments where you'd hit some random fucking spiky edge on the ground and go flying or be completely unable to stabilize yourself for far too long.

>>171850801
How can one turian gril be so qt?

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>>171850875
>4chan is the only website that allows actual arguments
>mentally ill emotional delusional losers desperate to be accept and fit in
>actual arguments
Ok that one was truly TOP KEK
Though understandable you would say that, only place where your delusions arent attack all day xd

>>171850859
>People are actually taking Liam with them.

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>>171850843
>truck has wheels as every other human vehicle
Bioware got so fucking lazy, speaking about breaking immersion. let them hover or some other shit, not wheels.

>>171850930

The Mako couldn't jump very far, though.

>>171850872
But can you epxlore planets you can't land on from orbit as well a la ME2 and 3?

>jaal is super popular with both the angaran population and the nexus population

is jaal going to fuck all our women?

>>171851036
>Taking humans to begin with
>Choosing Cunt: The character over a generic bro

I cant even

>>171850340
Same and i play off his disintrest in his fathers death as reallly hating him

>>171850728

I'm just assuming, I don't have the game, yet. I think she's hot.

>>171851090
no Jaal got BLACKED by Liam

>>171851051
Once you got some speed and got that fucker bouncing it could.

>>171850875
We'll the Mako WAS destructible, but only after a truly stupid amount of punishment. And it's an AFV.

APCs get out.

>>171851023
>not only do I completely ignore anons point, I post completely unrelated shit WoW fanart to boot

Amazing.

>>171851090

I think Angarans are going to be to female humans what Asari are to male humans.

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>>171851043
>truck hovers as every other human vehicle
Bioware got so fucking lazy, speaking about breaking immersion. let them roll or some other shit, not hover.

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>>171850887

I can't buy the game until tomorrow and I was watching a commentary free playthrough on youtube with a beer.

On Eos with the Kett base there is a dialogue between the Invictor and Ryder.

https://youtu.be/fytlIHv_c4E?t=525 (link related at 8:45 in)

I spat my beer across my desk with how retarded it was, but the timing was one of the few jokes in the game to make me laugh.

>>171851175
The dialogue options for "didn't know father well" produce some real blunt "I never understood the guy, never will." stuff.

So who do you guys usually have as your main party duo? I can't help but want to bring Drack everywhere.

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>>171851321
>considering buying the game
you should commit sodoku

>>171850801
Is it me or is this a running theme with Turian romances? They're so used to the military formal interaction that the idea of a superior officer liking them as a PERSON instead of a good soldier flusters them into timid little flowers.

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>>171850936
Oh, it does? Can I goomba stomp giant robots? No? Well that's a problem.

>>171851003
Well, there needs to be. Also, does the Initiative really count as a civilian project by this point?

>>171851023
Lets look at the alternatives shall we?
>Reddit
>banned and hidden for having a different opinion
>Tumblr
>same thing except with people messaging insults to you
4chan is the only place that practices the 1st Amendment. And several others depending on the board.

>Though understandable you would say that, only place where your delusions arent attack all day xd
Could you stop with the fallacies of character? It's getting annoying.

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>>171851261

So, the Hammer head fires missiles, yes? Why the long barrel?
Might as well go for a proper ATGM launcher with something that size.

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>just want to play the game
>NPCS won't shut the fuck up
>Talk, talk, talk, talktalktalk
>Follow a way point on the map
>Guess what its another NPC who wants to tell me his life story!
>Dont even get to make any choices or anything cool
>Even in dilaogue my choices are yes, snarky yes, cynical yes and yes.
>Quit out and go play multiplayer for a while

I wish they would just sell the multiplayer as its own thing

Casual Sara is smol, and it's hot. Want to build a Lego town with her in her cold tempest cabin while she wears her comfy, warm hoodie.

>>171851182
That's fair.

>>171851548

Huh, that's actually a pretty cool pattern. Like CADPAT/MARPAT.

Neither Ryders do anything for me, and playing NepotismPathfinder is very underwhelming after playing Commander -fucking- Shepard.

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>>171850097
>>171850278
>>171850434
>>171850721
>>171850728
>>171850887
>>171851043
>>171851438
You realize Shepard is a cardboard cutout and you're meant to step into their shoes and live as them, right? I've never heard of a God(dess) of Cardboard, have you?

>>171851534
Because the hammerhead is complete shit. But to more directly answer your question, there are atgms that are fired from conventional tank barrels.

>>171851495
The fact that the Nexus had to form a militia instead of having dedicated defense forces suggests that the Initiative wasn't even paramilitary in formation. That said, yeah, it's dumb they wouldn't have had access to heavily military hardware anyway.

>>171851719
CADPAT is 100% best camo

>>171851794
>synthesis ending
Didn't even read your post.

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>>171851882
>implying I'm not just choosing Mass Effect related images at random

>>171851719
>>171851834
I go for a more UCP color scheme.

>this triggers the /k/ommando

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>>171851824

Sure, but those barrels are designed as cannons, first and foremost.
Unless the Hammerhead uses both functions (which would actually be cool), I don't get it. Overdesign on Bioware's part, I guess, over-thinking on mine.

>>171851983
Protest withdrawn.

It is a bit of a swerve, going from Shepard to a more Hawke-like character who is their own personal but you can tweak their personality a bit.

>>171851794
In 20 years every one in the milky way is gonna be named shepard

Women, men, salarians, asari

>>171851983
Andromedian Quarian waifu when

>tfw just settling with a turian waifu till the quarians finally come along

walking around aya (after you unlock the full city) gives me star wars vibes for some reason, specifically KOTOR.

How can turians kiss their partner, if they don't even have lips?

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>>171851794
>meant to step into shepards shoes
sorry but you are not some adonis alpha chad with a silvertongue, stay mad Sheploo cuck.
Femshep is the embodiement of perfection, she is pure, loving and most beautiful.
Femshep exists to be admired and praised.

>>171852101
Did you find the tali turian?

>>171852071
Personally I like the Mako because it's got a cannon. Any APC should be able to provide Bradley-tier fire support to the soldiers it's carrying.

Or maybe it's because I'm a 40k fan and I love the Chimera.

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Codex art of the 4 Arks. Remind you of anything?

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>Tfw no homo male turian husbando that is also a scientist

Sadly, quarians are even more rubber forehead than asari.

>>171852157
Same way dogs do.

Nose boops and licking.

>>171852101
>tfw we end up getting a male quarian

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>>171851983
Garrus also has daddy issues.

>>171852064
I don't think it looks like CADPAT, I just have to say that any time camo comes up.

>>171852263
It reminds me that they couldn't spring for unique ship models for each race and had to differentiate with easily contrasting colors.

>>171852064
>The Initiative designed a new, revolutionary camoflage pattern, fitting for virtually all known planets and moons.
>doesn't fit anything

I can buy it.

>>171852263
Oh my god. People actually paid for this game? Why?

>>171852335
FEMSHEP IS NOT MEANT TO BE SEXY

>>171852263
Yep. Fortunately theres a sensible reason for it this time.

>standardized design
>shipwrights wanted them to look distinctive for PR purposes
>simple solution: use different colors on the running lights

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>>171852263
topwew

>>171852397
Oh shit, you're right.

>>171852263
power rangers.

So whose got the better technology, Remnant or the Reapers?

>>171849618
>implying tha the theories about turians having soft butts weren't retarded from the get-go
I'm not into Turians for the booty, that's what humans are for. And tits.

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I AM PATHFINDER! RAH! BLU BLU BLU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke4GyprFolo

>>171852184

A vehicle with a smaller cannon, like a 25mm equivalent would've been awesome. Even more so if they also added missile/rocket launchers.

>>171852263
how long before biodrones come in to defend this

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>>171852451
sorry hambeast, but Femshep is pure sexappeal, you cant compete

>>171852335
Not really. He thinks he does but thenot between ME2 and ME3 he goes up to his dad and actually talks it out
>Garrus: okay listen old man, I'm gonna take and you're gonna listen
>Garrus: (explains his entire body of evidence concerning the reapers)
>g!dad: (thinks for a moment)
>g!dad: you're right. Let's get to work. Good going, son.

We don't get to see garrus's reaction to this but I'm betting he just sort of sat there for a while whole the fact that his father actually respected him sank in.

>>171852582
It's virtually irrelevant? If anything the pic should be the same for each. An interspecies initiative wouldn't design 4 different ships to do the same thing.

>>171852451
That's why they made her a redhead, yeah.

>>171848431
>WHITE
>PEOPLE
>FUCK

>>171852549
then why are you into Turians?

>>171850638
>>171850728
The funny thing was I typed it right the first time and then "corrected" it.

>>171852574
Are both the siblings mental? I can't handle more autism memes.

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>>171852713
>It's virtually irrelevant? If anything the pic should be the same for each. An interspecies initiative wouldn't design 4 different ships to do the same thing.

>>171849526
This is getting annoying...

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>>171852708
>picture is clearly set in ME2
>muuh ME3 plot
fuck off cunt, Garrus is an insecure beta orbiter

Can you at least flirt with the Captain of the human ark?

The one that was suspiciously attracted to your dad and asian looking. She was pretty cute

>>171852884
She dies

>>171852884
Anon I got bad news for you

>>171852713
neck yourself

>>171852576
I love the big 40s on some European AFVs.

>that THUD THUD THUD
>not a tank? Not a problem!

>>171852451
nigger have you looked at the official FemShep art?

>>171852884
Dunn looked like a damn grey.

but since this is a game about fucking aliens that's okay i guess

>>171852727
Good question. I have no fucking clue. I guess I like how their scales are sharp and sleek? I kinda have a thing for mandibles, too, so that definitely helps. From non-physical point of view, maybe it's the midlly flanging voices (even though in OT only some Turians had that, others just sounded like they needed to cough), maybe their general personality where even if they're assholes, they're not egoistic cunts like the Asari.
If you don't get it, it's okay. Not everyone needs to be a dirty fucking xenophile. Save yourself, stay with a human.

>>171852884
The ark blows up and she dies.

There, now you can go play something else.

>>171852549
>anon uses biology and actual canon info about Turians to explain categorically why they're sexy
>that's retarded imma go back to my blue ogre
I'm sorry you feel that way, anon.

>>171852549
No, turians have asses, and biologically, they have to be soft to be viable.

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>>171852963
>putting a 40mm turret on a Mako-like IFV
>https://youtu.be/Nj0q-sxKrvg?t=1m8s

My dick would turn to stone.

>>171853036
But I'm already a dirty xenophile who wishes to be balls deep into that ass (existent or otherwise)

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Woah :O

>>171853134
>stone
>not diamonds

>>171853167
Goa'uld military depot

>>171853134

I embedded the timecode to the firing.

requesting sexy tali gifs pls

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>>171852073
Ah. I understand. I had assumed everyone tends to self-insert as player characters in RPGs, but I guess I was wrong.

>>171852075
Well, Shepard means "hero" now.
>inb4 drumpft-naming "Wrex isn't a smart leader" shitposter

>>171852163
I don't see how my choice kn Shepard's gender matters. The self-inserting's part of what makes RPGs distinct; you *become* your character. You don't have to be a perfect representation of them (but it certainly doesn't hurt).

You are weirdly obsessed with a bland fictional character. But I guess I can't judge; I have a crush on Tali.

>>171852335
Debateable.. He has some, not to the level of Tali Miranda Jacob and Thane, and what little he does have disappears in the timeframe between 2&3, as he reconciles with his dad.

>>171853081
Thing is, I think the only official concept art of a turian without armor shows that they're very heavily armor plated, including their hips and buttocks.

From a biological standpoint, turians with soft spots (definitely including the asses) makes sense, but Bioware isn't on 100% scientifically accurate here, and if they're not - well, anything they say goes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2jGJt-CFdM

>>171853031
Damn it, people. You're supposed to prove me wrong with pictures.

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>>171853426
>got 2 replies
>see pic
>not even bothering to read the drivel

>>171853426
>what little he does have disappears in the timeframe between 2&3, as he reconciles with his dad
I imagine it's partly a turian thing: it was time to stop fucking around and get down to business.

>>171853134
>play 40k
>play imperial guard
>run a mechanized army with autocannon Chimeras
>turn infantry to pancake batter with delicious THUD THUD THUD
>use superior speed to outflank enemy tanks and shove pam-portable anti tank weapons up their quivering xeno tailpipes

It's why I play the game, /k/omrade.

>Give multiplayer a try
>Cucks who don't know how to turn off their mic
>Guys spend 10 minutes at the ready screen instead of taking care of that shit before they queue up
>Guys completely ignore the objectives

I should give this a few months then come back when people learn to play

I'm playing the trilogy right now and I'm on ME3, did the Vindicator get nerfed?

This thing raped everything in 2 and now it barely kills. I just spam biotic abilities most of the time

>>171851321
Kinda funny DESU.

I miss the Prothean Particle rifle. It was fun.

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These aren't krogan warlord skills. If her biotic hammer does not detonate annihilate I will be disappointed.

>>171853447
It was concept art, not the final version, and it had some shit they decided not to go with, like the extremely prominent collarbone ridge that wouldn't fit into the clothes most turians actually wear.

Praise the raptorbooty.

What's the best assault rifle/sniper?

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>the not-Shepard of the not-Normandy having a pet hamster in the not-captain's quarters

P O E T R Y

>>171853447
The one I've seen is not even finished

>>171853862
Seems more like Krogan Shaman character.

>>171853867
Black widow, and not using one.

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>>171853504
Here you go.

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>>171853574
You're just shitposting at this point. Well, have a (You) then.

>>171853580
Totally. Turians are (usually) highly professional. And like Garrus said, his dad was a cop, and if the dots were there, he would connect them.

>>171853623
Vindicator was okay in 2, and totally shit in 3. It got completely nerfed; just use the Phaeston, Particle Rifle, Harrier, or Typhoon for an assault rifle.

>>171853678
It was. Too bad my autism prevents me from putting it on anyone besides Javik.

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>>171853623
PLEASE RESPOND

>>171853984
Nah, Krogan Shaman was a ranged caster using Warp as their primary damage. They were just extremely tanky mages. If the gladiator detonates primed targets, there could be good synergy between annihilation and using melee.

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>>171853134
>>171853276
>>171853605
>Bioware didn't spend some time in those five years developing different weapons systems for the not-Mako
>no 25/40mm autocannon
>no upgrade to 120mm
>no big huge 155mm rocking the entire vehicle when firing, even with recoil-dampeners engaged
>no sidemounted ATGM launcher
>no APS against puny enemy grenade/rocket launchers

Apparently my credentials or whatever expired and I needed to make a new account to get in contact with EA about restoring old account. Don't know how it happened as I played BF1 some months ago.

Is it normal to wait for an EA Advisor for over an hour?

andromeda crack when

>>171853862

Isn't there a warlord class?

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>ywn pronebone Femsheps thicc hips

>>171854170
Around the same time as the Vetra SFM model.

>>171854170
When you get a job

>>171854245
Krogan Mercenary, Vanguard, Engineer, and now Gladiator are the only krogans in multi for andromeda.

>>171854340

Oh, I see. Might release it with future maps, like ME3.

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>>171850739
Dunno man, that shit was cute as fuck to me.

>>171851043
But wheels just werk, anon.

Herro, stormy beta pol-cucks!

Do you realize if you shill the Sarah an autist hard enough, then she'll become a cult figure for autists?

Also, Lego is fun, you fucking /hadfunonceandhatedit/ drumplets.

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>>171854170
Depends, do you have a dealer in Andromeda?

>>171854424
>filename
What did you try? Taking a cellphone pic out of your asscrack?

>>171854126
>120mm Mass Driver
Bruh thats the kind of gun they use on capital ships. The bore size of a rail gun is gonna be a lot less than a traditional cannon.

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>>171854523
Yes, actually.

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Oh, wow, look at that.

>30 boxes in
>Only characters I've unlocked are humans

Why the fuck did they put so many shitty ass human characters in multiplayer? Who actualy wants to play this garbage?

>>171854295
>Jacob canonly fucked femshep and dumped her

How can one man be so alpha

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>when bro tells you not to hit the ryncol but you do it anyway

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>tfw bioware could have gone balls to the wall creative when designing andromeda but instead of giving us truly unique worlds and alien races we got kett, angara, some generic worlds, and mostly exiles

>>171854586

The Mako has a 155mm cannon with a very large bore diameter. It just wouldn't have the same muzzle velocity.

Probably also a coilgun like the small arms.

Fuck, I wish they specified a lot more stuff in Mass Effect. Does the Mako simply throw pieces of metal really fuckin' fast, or does it use 155mm high-explosive rounds?

really diggin' all the femshep itt, lads!

>>171854849
>Does the Mako simply throw pieces of metal really fuckin' fast

It's always been my understanding that this is how every weapon short of Thanix worked.

>>171854638
how?

>>171854997

Actual romance scene. It gets fuckin' lewd.

This game will be 50% off within 4mnths

Last time I played ME I was moralfag male shep

Is renegade femshep worth a replay?

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tfw the game is over and you can no longer pretend that you have friends, someone you love, and a meaningful life

>>171855065
fuck yes

>Make a Sidewinder with vintage heatsink
>the time it takes for it to overheat is almost exactly the amount of time it takes for my abilities to recharge

At last! now to conquer Andromeda!

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>>171855065
only reason to play mass effect tbqh

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>Dumbest asari ever

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Combat, Biotics or Tech?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNRpcnZ8ZVY

Mmmmm

>>171855401

Nice legs.

>>171855231
>not playing on insanity and cleaning every little area

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>>171855401
Literally everyone taking the piss out of her is pretty great.

>>171855441
Combat/Tech hybrid. Explorer or Infiltrator

>>171855537

How do turians whistle?

>>171855441
Yes.

>>171854849
I remember reading somewhere the Mako had a 10mm gun as the main gun but
because the slug was 20g instead of the 0.05g of most mass effect shots it hit like a truck.

>>171855624
You just put your mandibles together and forget that you don't have lips capable of making a chamber in your mouth.

>>171855624
Forcing air between their tongue and palate, probably.

Cryo turret or flamethrower turret?

>>171855624
Same way birds do, faggot.
You can do it too.

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>Krogan in andromeda
>Hopefully there was careful screening in andromeda not allowing angry brutes
>The first thing they do is decorate their armor with bones like some savage 3rd world barbarian
Genophage did nothing wrong

>>171855903

I actually never thought of birds, that's true.

>>171855564
I'm so annoyed I decided to stick with biotics. I played a tech on insane during the trial, and it was way more fun than biotic on hardcore.

>>171855895
I don't care if you are legit advertising your no doubt shitty video here or if you are a falseflagger. I'm not watching the vid.

>>171855906
>expecting anything less from a race of ultra-violent frogs

>>171855898
Are the turret or Remnant VI any good?
I kind of want to be a full tech explorer, and I'm curious if they're actually helpful.

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>>171855906
>not decorating your armor with the faces of slain enemies
what kind of weak faggot are you?

>>171855964
>Secret unlocked skill in tech only

Pretty obvious which tree devs actually cared about.

>>171856019
The turret's pretty good if you think of it as dispensable. It'll die quite often, but it's a useful distraction that can prime enemies.

>>171855964
tech feels more like ME2 biotic, being able to just murder everything with your abilities

now Biotics feels more like ME2 tech, you have stuff to do, and you can combo with it, but you're not a magical murder machine any more. Unless you're in close combat.

>>171855906
>inviting krogans to a new galaxy
>having a krogan ark

At least they did not bring quarians and space jews

>>171856118
Good. Biotics are special snowflake shits.

>>171855537
>Taking the piss out of her

What did he mean by this?

>>171856134
>Close combat
>Hardcore/insane
Lol

>>171856154
>there is a krogan ark
>there isn't a quarian ark
Are you pretending to be retarded or what?

>>171856154
>At least they did not bring quarians and space jews

The Quarians have their own ark that was delated, because they were bringing the volus and drell and hanar and such.

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>The only way we learned about andromeda planets is thanks to the geth and their tech
Geth in Andromeda when!!!

>>171856154
Krogans lack the intelligence to have an arc, they were taken as passengers with some other arcs to be used as muscle

>>171856230
"Taking the piss out of" is an expression that means to ridicule, mock, or tease someone.

Have you really never heard it said?

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>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't understand that Miranda is the best love interest in the entire series
>There are people that don't want to eat her tight ass every night before bed until you feel her cum on your chin
>There are people that don't want to wake up everyday to Miranda easing her butthole onto your morning wood and slowly fucking you until you nut inside
>There are people that would prefer sex with A FUCKING BIRD to an anal-heavy threesome with Miranda and Oriana Lawson

What's wrong with you people?

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She blew her chances with me when she started trying to take command of my ship

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>Mirandafags still exist

Huh.