/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Best grill

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Can't be too much longer until that event and her new skin

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>>171838169
>cockney
>eating stargazy pie

event fucking WHEN?

>>171838336
can you link that, can't seem to find it

>>171838281
That was a great save.

too bad nobody noticed it.

In Ecopoint: Antarctica as Reinhardt, if you charge up the stairs in the garage towards the second floor you can get across the entire map in a single charge, probably even take someone with you.

Orisa in competitive when?

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DED GAME???????????????

>>171838627
When she's finished.

Probably in a month, considering consoles.

I'm just pissed the Lucio update didn't come out yet.

>>171838534
>too bad nobody noticed it.
That's months old reddit webm. The whole internet noticed

>>171838627
Next week, they said she was only disabled for a week

>>171838661
what the fuck

>>171838661
I wish.

>>171838756
Okay.
Will there be like an update or will it just do it in the background?

>>171838661
I'm going to play comp just so I can see how low I can get.

cause honestly fuck trying to get into top 500's.

and I'm either gunning for top 500 or sitting at the bottom mid-game eating chips.

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when does this hero come out?

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Reposting in the new thread.

I hope you all are able to reach your own goals, /owg/.

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>>171838169
周美灵

>>171838661
>using skirmish
don't be stupid. deactivate this in options. even then you will have lots of games that still fail the search because their algorithms are fucking broken. had 3 failed games in a row without skirmish.

They should replace being kicked for inactivity for the option to votekick.

You could votekick for being inactive.

I'm getting pissed for not being able to find someone in a game of elimination and they're suddenly across the map and I get kicked for 'inactivity'
Or Lucio skating around Nepal at top speeds only to be kicked for not shooting anyone.

>>171839150
this is really fucking stupid. it even happens in fucking custom games. Why?

>>171839107
2020

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>>171839123
>need one more win for x
>ALWAYS end up with some autist spic or swede/somalian who hyjacks the mic for his personal blog and starts BMing everyone

>>171838661
>skirmish
ew

also this happens when you have shitty internets

>>171839234
not him but mei isnt fat
she just has a little chub

>lose 400 sr with lose steak
>getting it back
>randomly game doesn't load and you get an auto lose
>this happens multiple times
Okay, you know what, I'm done. This is not fun at all, it' cancer.

>>171839240
GOOD NEWS! I have a solution for your problem! It's called: The fucking mute button

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>mostly fem reader x female characters

when are the healers going to get removed/obsoleted in this game? they're all easy chore heroes that allow bad players to reach high levels and their presence slows down the game. There's actually nothing good about them.

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>>171838661
>11/12 players
>welp we couldn't find someone in 30 seconds, better kick EVERYONE back to the menu

>>171839386
But they're all hot af though.

>>171839332
Guess I'll have to mute the whole fucking team then because it always ends up in a fucking argument.

Is this exclusive to EU? How's this in USA?

>>171839380
Your problem is that you're reading fanfics.

Link them. I need this.

>>171839386
>not sure if bait or just retarded

do you realize that healers allow you to get more kills by saving your life?

>>171839386
The same goes for the tanks you dumb fuck, and surely you didn't mention them because you play them.

>>171839312
"chub" is made from fat. mei is fat. mei is not healthy. mei is not skinny. mei is not big boned. she is fat.

>>171838407
We just got a new hero. Expect a new map in a month and a new event in 2 months.

>>171839386
>healers are bad!

It sounds like you're bad, anon.

>>171839461
I just sort of assumed that >>171839240 meant he was in a party of teammates who I assume are decent players when some autistic shit comes in and throws the game for his blog

>>171839519
fat is different from chubby idiot

>>171839461
USA is usually alright matches with maybe a hothead or two. The worst case scenario is when a BR hijacks your game.
>>171839502
most tanks can actually shoot at people and do damage. I'm completely fine with seeing them go away though. This game commits a cardinal sin of first person shooters by having half the team not shooting at people.

>>171839543
sadly this may very well be the case.

new hero when

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>start game
>instalock DPS
>5 seconds later 3 other people pick DPS and don't budge
>have to play rein or zenyatta AGAIN

>>171839486
>slowing down the game
thanks for proving my point
>>171839565
not an argument

>>171839543
What event could you have in May?

>>171839595
There was a minor update where Mei was fattened in the Lunar New Year event.

literally an update where Mei isn't thicc enough

>>171839543
Other way around m8. This has been the pattern so far starting with Ana.

>hero
>event
>map
>event
>repeat

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>>171839669
>those people who instalock dps proceed to be extreme shitters and lose the game for everyone
this seems to be every ranked game I play.

>>171839612
I absolutely agree.
This game is fundamentally flawed.
I played the beta and thought the same. Then a year later I bought the game and still feel the same.
Not sure why I gave Blizzard of all companies who hasn't released a proper game in more than a decade money. I guess I was just bored and didn't have anything better to play.

>>171839723
I thought that was because people complained on the forums.

>>171839571
I should have worded it differently, I guess.

Both cases did happen which caused me to lose multiple games, but I really should be more trigger happy with the mute button.

Thanks for making me realize the obvious.

>>171839612
Sounds pretty comfy family, maybe I'll take a look one of these days. Just QP of course, wouldn't want to ruin comp with my ping.

>>171839723
kek
non-thicc mei = bad mei

>>171839671
No, pretty sure at this point you're mentally retarded.

Healers keep their team alive so during pushes when being pelted with gunfire, a healer can keep those hit alive long enough to kill the opposing team, usually assuring victory.

Mercy for instance, can instantly revive all of her fallen teammates, allowing them to get back in the fight faster, If Mercy can't do it, Symmetra allows people to get from spawn to teleporter (usually on the front lines) instantaneously, significantly shortening the distance required to regroup.
>And I'm likely the Mercy physically attached to your back, the only reason you don't die sooner.

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>>171839669
>start game
>want to practice Sombra in QP
>teammates instalock McCree, Hanzo, Genji and Reaper nearly every game

>queue with friends, try again
>friends with SSD's instalock Junkrat, Pharah and Hanzo

zzzz

>>171839901
that doesn't stop them from being chore classes that require no skill, which is the main issue I have with them.

>>171839942
Buy an SSD.

>>171839973
Then play Zenyatta or Ana, One requires you to aim to deal damage and heal while the other just requires you to aim for the head.

>>171839901
also why are you saying this is a good thing? there are better ways of prolonging matches without forcing the enemy to kill your team twice.

>>171839723
yeah, model people accidentally made her skinny, which didn't look right because it looked like her legs were jutted back from her abdomen.

because she's fat.

>>171839942
>faglando i'm useless player has toaster pc
of course.

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Comp is so fucking boring

It's just a competition of who can play the meta the hardest.

>Load in
>Shoot the red rectangle
>Avoid the hook
>Kill the pocket healers
>Win

Literally every single game. You never see crazy teams. Just the flavor of the month meta.

OW in general is stale as fuck and my new favorite game mode is random heroes precisely because this cancer is eradicated. Less ults too so it doesn't turn into a ult spam snowball.

>>171840134
>Try crazy team
>Lose every game
>Go back to meta
>Start winning
Comp is for winning, why do you think people play what guarantees the highest chance of success. If you want fun play comp or arcade.

>>171840134
Until we get more diverse heroes and maps the game is going to stay this way.

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>>171839901
>lose game because team are all selfish mainers that refused to switch off their precious flankers hanzos and dvas
>get the blame for being a "shit support" because I couldn't pocket them all at once
>card for 33% healing comes up

One person deleted a third of the enemy team's damage and saved lives god knows how many times, I think it's safe to say I fufilled my role, but I keep getting blamed every game for retarded dps players' mistakes.

>>171840003
I really should upgrade the whole rig, but I've just moved apartments and still need to spend money on my new place.

>>171840118
What? I have less than an hour played on Sombra, I'm a tank/support main.

>>171840249
>Victory at the expense of fun
OW is a failure of a game

>>171840280
>I really should upgrade the whole rig
no you need to replace one fucking component, I've friends with 5 year old rigs and an SSD and they lock as fast as me

>>171840068
Listen, the point is healers are vital to good team comps.

But none of these retards understand that and pick Widowmaker or Reaper, or fucking Torbjorn.

We don't need a 4th Hanzo you moron, We hardly need one.

>>171840134
the game doesn't punish you for dying and it doesnt reward you for killing. it rewards spam damage and dumping q on people. The flavor of the month meta game is going to stay this way unless the game is radically changed, which it won't because blizzard already made their money.

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How the fuck did timthetatman ever hit GM?

Can I just not be kicked for inactivity for surfing off rooftops blizz


that's all I ask for

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>>171838319
#TeamShield.

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>Hanamura Attack
>Too many snipers
>Too many defense heroes

>>171840374
The original post was about making them obsolete. They're required picks and they are all dull as shit to play. healers in FPS games should've been an outmoded concept by now. TF2's medic was just barely OK because it requires some aiming and maneuverability skills, this game takes it to a whole new level of cancer by giving the healers guns that do no fucking damage and forcing them to play mash E and hold LMB to win. Worst of all is that 1/3 of your team has to suffer this fate every game if you want to win.

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>>171840349
I suppose, but the whole thing could use replacement to be fair. I'm dealing with some faulty sata-ports and had to switch things around.

>>171840586
genuinely curious why sniperfags don't just play no limits or a custom skirmish. Why must they shit up QP games?

>>171840432
I assume that's some eceleb, in which case he probably knows the right people to carry him

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Trying to make friends, play competitive with me !

Support main at 2100 on NA

Bnet - Mollywhoppin#1159

>>171840484
Stop idling for exp and buy more lootboxes, goy

>>171840432
sssniperwolf is diamond i think, i saw it once when i was fapping to her

>>171840724 is right

>>171840432
paid for boost off stream
gets carried by seagull/lassiz on stream
moonmoon literally had to stop playing with him because he's boosted trash

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Would you a #1 Mercy player?

>>171840682
>he fell for the win10 meme

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>>171840857
that beta as fuck face and pose, well at least he won't reproduce, the way he crushes what is left of is manhood

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>>171840991
>well at least he won't reproduce

I get the feeling he's probably not interested in that kind of breeding

>>171840874
I did, and I'll be sure to install gentoo on my next system. Can't be bothered to do it now.

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>>171841075
just dual boot a good xubuntu and "free" win7, never needed more for gaming and werk

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>>171841046
>>171840991
>tranny waifufags talking shit about betas and gays

>>171840874
>cant find vista/7/anything else anywhere
>fuck it I'll (((buy))) windows 10
>bluescreen
>what
>bluescreen again
>fix paging file
>OS slows to a crawl seemingly at random
>fullscreen applications freeze for seemingly no reason
>when fullscreen apps freeze theres no way to access task manager, it gets blocked out behind the frozen application and forces a restart
get me off this ride

>play on nepal
>soldier
>ult and get nano boosted
>nearly wipe entire team
>mercy rez
>me and ana get smashed
>there is a sym putting turrets down near point, not getting on it
>there is an Orisa near point, not getting on it
>nobody is on point, enemy caps and wins
is the entire community just retarded?

>>171841297
>frogposter spouting shit
wew lad xD

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So just another opinion on Orisa.

- super fun and effective on defence
- more of a support hero than a tank
- she will be used like a Rein replacement by idiots (and fail at that role)
- she accomplishes a bit less than it feels like
- my index finger hurts
- medicore skins
- medicore emotes
- shit highlight intros
- feels ballanced as she is

Overall a good addition to the game, but didn't change the fact that Rein is mandatory most of the time.
Curious to see how our "pros" will put her to use.

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>>171841325
Semi-related: Nepal and Ilios are fucking broken now due to that pull ability of Orisa. Who the fugg thought this was a good idea?

>>171841309
>google win7 sp1 iso
>verify md5 hash from offical MS site so you know it's virus free
>unlock it with daz loader 2.2.2
wew that was fucking hard

also I stop talking about >>>/g/ topics now, still wishing you success

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What are chances that this is true?

I was sceptic towards ""leaks"" on 4 chan but that Anchora one turned to be legit

>>171841529
I wouldn't mind this, just hope he looks cool. I wouldn't want Doomfist to have some "diversity forced-down-my-throat" design like horned Orisa

>>171841465
I actually don't like her design

Maybe I'll get used to it

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Why are you so rude to the Angela?

>>171841630
Well he's probably going to be black

>>171841529
I seriously doubt it.

But when is Overwatch's 1 Year Anniversary?
If not Doomfist they must have something special planned.

>>171841686
May 24th.

>>171841482
anon I'm not going to steal things

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>>171841668
That isn't even a problem. There is cool black and there is clichéd black with stupid references.

>>171841686
May 24
It would actually fit in usual release scheldue

>>171841662
b-but

I give a point to her every time I see her

I kill her attacker all the time, and personally hunt them down if they kill her

why must you make me feel guilty about something I have not done?

>>171841636
She does kind of feel out of place, I know what you mean. Especially her fucking hero icon.
Still she pleases my eye (especially that skin, those "badass" insectoid ones are just plain stupid)

>>171840724
Big livestreamer that's famous from screaming

>>171841828
the korean guy?

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>>171841747
>May 24th.
So next event in May or April? I want these Widow skins Jeff teased us with!

>>171841761
That is fine, I have a paid win7 copy as well. I still help the poor.

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>>171841878
No, this fatass

>>171841926
Every streamer ever face

>>171841926
sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>171841943
>that angle
>that smile
>that lighting
yeah

>>171840432
i just watched tim

>land a 4 man earthshatter
>proceed to kill 3
>but the mercy
>who rezzed everyone
>earthshatter into rein shield after swinging forever
>get hooked into king's row pit 5 times
>solo charge into pit twice
>drop his shield to swing 1v6 and get hooked
>blame it on his team afterward and said he's gonna dodge

>>171841630
sorry but how is orisa "diversity forced-down-my-throat"

not even trying to be annoying, like seriously red pill me on orisa

>>171842138
Sounds like actual gold level play.

You ever get the feeling the ranking system is bullshit?

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>>171842206
>anything numbani not diversified
believe it when you see it

>>171841943
He's the top overwatch streamer on twitch I think, but don't quote me on that.

>>171842138
Pretty sure he has around 30% hook accuracy on road. This is normal for Tim

>>171842138
>>171842250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ7HpRNl8zY

if you guys wanna see some shitty tim play check this out. literally plat level gameplay. so boosted.

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Your thoughts on new report system?

>>171842470
maybe i'll finally get banned for flaming my teammates and telling them to kill themselves

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>>171842470
Looks like mad mobashits have been spamming reports if people do anything they don't like

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>>171842206
TL;DR;

1) 4chan says for 5+ years that tumblr & reddit are hypersensitive and need to grow up.

2) Blizzard adds an african character to the game's lore

3) 4chan has a level 7 nuclear meltdown with 300 replies and 56 images omitted. Click here to view. for 14 days following this simple lore information that has no effect on the game.

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>>171841897
>that picture

Keep your Tracer strapped to the present to avoid suffering, please!

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>>171842470
>there is a report for bad teamwork
Are they fucking insane?

>1 week after they release this
50% of playerbase banned

>>171842470
oh great we're introducing the worst aspect from "MOBA" subgenre ever invented: frivolous reporting

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>our team goes ahead 2-0 in Comp
>one teammate disconnects at the start of Round 3 and doesn't come back
>We end up losing 3-2

>>171841630
don't talk about diversity here. it triggers people to hell and back. it's a fucking shitshow.

in fact don't talk about anything remotely related to the real world here. religion, politics, lgbt, etc., that shit sparks a shitshow in half a second.

plebbit and tumblr cucks that have leaked into here "hur dur whiny /pol/ babies lmao gosh get over urself ughh" and /pol/ babies spew back and then it's just a shitshow of two politicucks talking about "muh politiks" and talking about Fox News and CNN and whatnot which let me remind has JACK shit to do with overwatch.

I shouldn't even be responding in the first place but jsyk.

>>171842653
>>171842841
Maybe that's exactly the point of "bad teamwork" reports: they get ignored

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>>171842470
>you can actually get banned for not picking meta heroes.

I seriously want to drop this fucking game now. Might as well get ready for Battlegrounds or the new quake.

>tfw get banned for playing torbjorn, hanzo, junkrat, winston, symmetra, mei, mccree and more of the roster.

MAYBE IF I GET BANNED, IT'LL GIVE ME A REASON TO STOP PLAYING THIS FUCKING GAME.

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>>171840268
I feel you. I'm great at other classes but I tend to do support.

I'll have gold elims, obj elims, obj time and hold a point forever as lucio. the team needs healing 3 buildings down towards the edge of the map and not on the fucking point.

I'm in plat.

Right now every bastion wants a personal mercy.

>"You're a shit healer"
>"I'm all medals and have over 12k healing. I'm an area healer and you're perched up somewhere"

>mystery heroes
>get bastion
>try to go sneeky beeki like in a corner outside their spawn
>mercy flies right to me as doors open and beams where i am

>>171843037
Read m8, it says playing off meta heroes isn't bad teamwork and you shouldn't report for that.

>>171843037
Reading comprehension

feeling good about my placement of 2555

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How did Blizzard get away with this

>>171842565
yea i used to be all anti-sjw but lately the other side has been just as insane about getting triggered about people being triggered

everyone's retarded lmaoooooo

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>>171843037
Nigga you blind?

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>>171843003
>Maybe that's exactly the point of "bad teamwork" reports: they get ignored
def reportBadTeamplay():
time.sleep(1)
return()

I'm all for placebo buttons so report autists feel they did something that will ahve an effect

>>171840734

Still looking for friends ; ;

Torb is my most played hero, not a main in any way but I might get banned now lol

>>171843246
That's one of the worst shops I've seen

>>171843296
Fuck off

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>>171843246

>>171843296
will u pretend to be female and erp

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>>171843296
>Still looking for friends ; ;
You won't find them here, ahahaha ;_;

>>171843326
How blind (or illiterate) people even play the game

>>171843494
He builds his turret and then fucks off, obviously

>>171840671
>t.callofdutyfaggot

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>>171842470
>this game is actually turning into paid-for fucking league of legends
wew. why not add a player-run ban system too?

Post

>most played hero (in comp)
>what you'd rate your aim out of 10
>what you'd rate your game-sense out of 10

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Why the fuck are arcade games 8+ minutes long
Make them as short as one round in competitive

>>171844019
>t. shitter who cant aim and likes to get carried to wins
CoD is legitimately better than this game.

>>171841046
>tfw no daddy cummies

>>171844067
sombra/pharah
10/10
10/10
t. every sombra/pharah main here

Is Geoff an ana main? I think he is.

32 player lobbies when?

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roast me

>>171841325
>in comp, hanamura
>shoot the mercy. Shoot the fucking mercy. You fucking know she has a rez
>I am fucking up in their shit, discording mercy and at this point just kicking her because I fucking kno-
>yellow glow of fuck you

Why is it so hard? Even one suicide teammate just to get her down is the difference between winning and looseing. And even if we have our own, a defense mercy rez always beats an attack mercy rez.

The glowing purple orb. Fucking use it.

side note: should blizz make it more visible to your team? Maybe not the ability to track through walls like zen can see, but just a more distinct glow?

>>171844019
>shitting on call of duty by default when it takes more individual skill than overwatch
It's like it's really 2009.

>>171844267
never ever. still waiting for player-run dedicated servers so the community will finally be allowed to fix this game.

>>171839782
I usually dont have this problem, just rarely. The shitty DPS are always the ones complaining.

Who can I commission for more Ana porn??

>>171838169
>>171838351
is deadfish pie really a british thing?

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>our zarya is shit
>he's constantly spamming "thanks" and " I need healing"
>0:2 ilios
>he switches to torb
>he's just slapping his turret in spawn
>we actually win the round 5 v 6 while he's emoting In spawn
Why are throwers such ass?

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>>171844593
>all Ana porn is young Ana

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>>171844676
Yes, but it's a quirky local food of the south west, not a normal thing and not something Tracer would eat.

>>171844743
Old Ana is the only high IQ choice

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>>171844317
Why? You have good taste, friend.

Are there any good OW streamers on Twitch?

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>>171844836
Why brits are allowed to exist?

>>171844923
haha time for /int/ shitposting!

>>171844067
>main comp
Zen. I find he's never a bad pick. A good mix of spot heals (especially just to drop it on our pharah and let her buzz around) and enough offensive power to punch a hole through a turtle.
>aim
I'd give myself a 8/10. If I had some escape options I'd be more inclined to line up more, but I gotta keep moving.
>game sense
10/10. I haven't had a single game where my discord and tranquility hasn't been commended for its timing and targets. Set and forget heals let me keep an eye out for flankers, and a good set of head phones really let's me pin point where an enemy is walking.

>>171844836
>not a normal thing and not something Tracer would eat.
Because Tracer would burn it anyway

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>>171844067
>Winston
>0/10
>10/10

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>>171844879
Damn right.

>>171844983
>haha TIMED my discord right!
you just...discord people. it doesn't even have a cooldown.

>>171844067
Zarya
4
7

I do well enough, good thing you don't need to aim with Zarya or the Hog. You just track

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>>171845085
>tfw you'll never be Reinhardt and be comfy friends with Ana

>>171845315
What a disgusting artstyle.

>>171845108
Yea no. Just spamming discord isn't helpful. See that pharah just trying to float close? Or the reaper trying to just get in the middle? Or the mercy trying to get in range of the bodies? A quicker kill can completely neutilize ults and a quick switch to an actual threat can swing the stalemate. Maybe not "timing" as much as quick prioritizing. Like setting a kick me sign on the correct target.

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>>171844067
>reinhardt
>7/10, not that I need it as reinhardt though
>2/10 I get pissed off really easily and start playing like shit. half of my ults whiff.

>>171844067
Mercy
7
9

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Ladies and gentleman's, stuttering gents!
What lines are you mishearing?

>>171845592
I swear Ana says "diabetes"

>>171845592
"gamings overrated" from same char

>>171845407
so you pressed discord?

well, i was hailed by many for my pro jump timing, i press my spacebar accurately and with precision, it's been awarded best jump by all my friends. see that mercy over there? i jumped and gave their guardian angel a split second angle that let them avoid a headshot. next up is my pro W key strats. i hold forward at the right times. i'd say it's my most incredible asset to be honest.

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>>171844317
3/10

>>171845710
Dumb it down all you want man, in the end, your argument is just "so you pressed a button at the right time, big deal", and that can be applied to any shooter ever at all.

>>171845806
wheres the full sombra pic?

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>Mandatory picks

>>171845592
"I'M GOING FOR THE TORBLA STEEN"

-Zarya's Ult

>>171845986
In hell.

>>171846025
IM GOING TO THE DONUT SHOP

>>171845861
>ur just dumbing down me overcomplicating the shit out of pressing my discord button

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>>171844317

>>171846525
Are you saying temple of anubis when you put that picture of dustbowl there

>>171846591
find me a map in overwatch that is better than Stage 1 Dusbowl

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The hunter lays a trap for his prey...

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>>171847127

>>171846698
i wish blizzard would have copied the tf2 maps instead of the tf2 characters

>>171845592
I sometimes hear Reaper's "Repositioning" as "Reapersitioning."

>>171845592
GAY MOM!
~dva

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>>171842470
>You can get banned for genuinely having a bad match
>"I'm tired, but i'll do one more game" Could get you banned
>I'ma try something new could get you banned
>Just plain losing could get you banned

Is there really no way to get blizzard to stop listening to this retarded community?

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>>171844317
me too

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>>171847127
>play junkrat on Hanamura defense
>always keep a trap here
>constantly catch dumbjuck gengus and hanjos

gotta love junkrat

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>>171848074
>hear trap noise go off
>instinctively toss mine to the right and remote it
>double kill widow/genji

>>171842326
>Check out the newest video
>Can't stand the fake Scottish accent, skip ahead
>He fire strikes right at a reflecting Genji, resulting in his entire team being hit by it
>Tries to flank as Rein instead of leaving a lone Roadhog to his team, ends up isolated right in the middle of the enemy team without realizing they're behind him
>Solo ults a half health Roadhog that was already trapped in a graviton
>Puts his shield up against an enemy Rein instead of continuing to swing when if was just the two of them cock slapping each other
>Fire strikes a reflecting Genji again
>Swings for the fences against a Rein and a Roadhog when the Rein obviously has his ult and his entire team gets wiped as a result
>Picks Hanzo and starts lowkey throwing because no one else would switch to a healer even though healing wasn't the issue
This is only 2 minutes and 20 seconds into the fucking game. Jesus fucking Christ.

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>>171845592
"i am not da turd"

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>Get a spic on the team
Get Steam rolled
>Get a girl on the team
Get Steamrolled
>Get a nig on the team
Mute the shit music then get Steamrolled
>Arab constantly complains about Junkrat buff
Somehow win

>>171847863
You're an idiot, you think one report is enough to get you banned.
It's way too vague and abuseable, so It's going to be multiple incidents over multiple matches just to get an automated slap on the wrist.

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>>171848281
c'est la vie

>>171845592
Gengu: "EUGENE OKAY OKAY!!!"

>>171848154
>wasting concussive mine on a trapped, stationary target
Shitter Junkrat detected.

>>171848357
c'est la vie et le mort

>>171844067
soldier
8
5

so is Orisa a wasted slot

>>171844372
Mercy with rez usually has to be found, which is too much for fags with tunnel vision. If she's not in their LOS, she doesn't exist.

>>171848436
t. widow main

>>171848497
she has 2x crit box of dva and a faggot doesn't pop out of her when you kill her

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>Using a new account, used to use friends one
>Tempted to buy dozens of lootboxes

>>171848276
and why is their race relevant again ? Would you make this same post if you had an all white team that get steam rolled ? No . Fuck off

>>171848559
>could actually hold the point if mercy was healing
>it's some teenage faggot with a crackly voice spamming the mic "die fagggggs die i want my play of the GAAaaame"

>>171848497
No, she's worse.
She's ugly, boring, a tank, has a barrier, and she will be meta
That's ticking 5 out of 5 boxed to be the worst fucking addition to the roster possible.

>Playing Ganja like a particularly mobile mid range DPS to reasonable success

Those shurikans do a fuckload of damage if you can into projectiles. I don't know why Genju's pretend to need to crawl into peoples asses to do damage.

>>171848461
>>171848357
>reported for abusive chat

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>>171848708
>she will be meta

>>171840671
>this game takes it to a whole new level of cancer by giving the healers guns that do no fucking damage
*laughs in transcendence*

i want to fuck blue but I know she's a slut and my average sized penis would not phase her

>>171844067
>Genji
>6/10 (mediocre)
>8/10 (good)

I play him like an assassin though. Absolutely love getting up in people's faces when they're low and my abilities aren't on cooldown.

>>171848781

She's honestly the second tank added to the roster that reaper does not fear whatsoever. This doesn't matter in the grand scale of things because lmao who plays reaper but for shitters like me commited to the edgy cause it helps tremendously to get free ultimate.

>>171848281
With all the salty and dumb shits on overwatch. The odds of having a team or a stack mass flag you is pretty high dude.

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>that one half-second between Mei froze you and looks at you before shooting an icicle between my eyes feels like an eternity

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>tfw flank Dva

>>171848915
orisa isn't even good for ult charge like hog mains, she just falls over and dies.

>>171848631
>Getting Triggered

He's got a point, Non White/Asian gamers in shooters at high level are near non existent.

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How would you feel about an Offense Omnic character that's an homage to ED-209 and was a siegebreaker/barrier buster?

150 HP / 150 Armor

Passive: Riot Armor. Frontal attack damage is reduced by 20%.

M1: Fullmetal Cannon. Piercing bullets that penetrate barriers to deal 50% of their normal damage to anything behind the barriers. Hitscan, 1-second firing rate, 15 rounds, 30 damage per bullet, 1.5-second reload time.

M2: Frag Grenade. Explodes with a 360-spread of shrapnel in a 3m radius. Grenade can either be detonated with a second button press or explode after a couple of seconds. Only one can be active at a time. 60 shrapnel shards, 5 damage per shard.

Ability 1: Shield Smasher. Charges forward and slams into a barrier, dealing 500 damage to it. Does 40 damage to other characters and pushes them to the side. 30m range.

Ability 2: Overdrive. Increases movement speed by 50% and increases jump height and distance. Lasts 6 seconds. 8-second cooldown.

Ultimate: SWAT Team. Emits an aura that allows all allies in range to fire through barriers, dealing 50% of their weapons' damage to targets behind them. The robot's attacks deal 75% of their damage through barriers during the duration. 7m radius. Lasts 8 seconds.

>>171840249
>Comp is for winning
>Average W/L ratio is 50% - 50% (or very close to that)
>The same as pretty much any other game mode

LOL

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>>171840671
hey friend, never met a bronze player before.
look at you, so independent, using a computer all by yourself.

>>171848974
Yea, I remember when that used to be good. Being the only fun meta hero, she had to be nerfed.

>>171849010
>another tank/half-tank
boy oh boy

>>171848721
Because you can do more damage up close with the sick dash combo. I guess. I don't play Genji, but it's what every enemy one tries on me, even when I play Winston.

>>171848989
that is not the point he is making , he was dropping slurs and saying he lost because of their race .

>play on cracker team
>get steamrolled

you see ?

>>171848680
Sometimes it's more useful to have Mercy wait somewhere with a rez as she is high on priority list. The problem is that usually she ends up holding it for too long or dying before she can rez.

>>171847127
>Le hunters lays a trap for his prey

has anyone's bnet launcher become slow to respond/laggy ever since an update about a week ago? my chat windows and tabbing between games in the client is pretty delayed now

>>171848989
Overwatch is an Outlier, Asians were non-existent in Pro shooters before it.

>>171849065
Not a tank, just a bit sturdier from the front to do its job.

>>171849010
no more tanks no more fucking robots

and if we do get a tank I hope they nerf Orisa and replace her with another anchor tank, just so we have an alternative to Reinhardt.

Soldier nerfs when? I fucking hate 76 and his obnoxious playerbase to death.

>>171849163
They're only relevant in Overwatch because good western FPS players don't play Overwatch.

>>171849216
his ult is so god damn annoying and he takes literally zero skill.

>I've got you in my sights
>hide behind wall
>peek out for a second
>insta death

>>171849195
It's not a damn Tank, it's Offense.

>>171848936
again..... across multiple games across reports from different users.

stop being a simpleton.

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>>171848276
>BR joins the game
>open mic
>*bix nood-esque portuguese gibberish*
>loud family in the background doing various tasks, radio on full blast
>some machinery sorts starts grinding away in the background, overpowering everything else
>*gunshots*

>>171848943
People who do this shit are evil
>tfw get Flashbanged by McCree
>he combat rolls in front of you and uses FTH
>tfw caught by Junkrat's trap
>he walks his ass back and looks directly at you while nading you

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>widowfags play a separate single player game and think they have valid opinions on game balance

>humans and robots
>and a talking monkey

>>171849330
I'm gonna be honest I didn't read the full post

I want more small heroes and less big heroes desu

>>171848989
Seagull pls stahp with your "race realist" opinions

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>>171849029
wew not a single argument in this shitpost.

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>>171849437
It can be around human-sized, six foot or so.

We can have this guy as a Torbjorn-sized wall-crawler who can lay mines and sensors on walls and ceilings.

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>>171849413
He's not a monkey. He's a scientist.

>>171848436
>not just having the mine there already

>>171849413
Winston is not for bully.

>day 2
>average Orisa player still drop her shield at their feet spamming a widow 40 metres away

>>171849497
>wew not a single argument in this shitpost.

It wasn't an argument, retard. It was a straight up insult, jesus fucking christ how stupid are you?

>>171849413
Why do people complain about a talking gorilla/magic dragons but never say anything about the lava-drinking dwarf?

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>>171849564
wonton is for sacrifice that pushes the protagonist to do the thing that moves the plot forward

>>171849639
average Orisa picker is a casual or retard picking her because she's new, not because they care about doing her job

>>171849530

>recon support
>Lays dispensers and little recons grenades that reveal enemy position and health through walls

I could dig it.

>>171844067
>McCree
>6
>7

>>171849324
His ult is actually pretty terrible at higher levels, especially against tanks, and is only used for pressure or really long ranges.

When both teams are really decent the 76 won't have the room to flank or if he did he'd probably be dead the moment he let the entire enemy team know where he was standing, it's used to make enemy team scatter as you push objective so your team can take advantage by having a better setup.
It's nearly the same as McCree's ult except high noon is potg friendlier.

>>171849691
delet

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>lucio buffs still not live
the changes will make it out of the PTR, r-right? ;_;

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>>171849842
they don't directly or indirectly hinder Ana's ability to be overpowered so give it a week or so before they go live unchanged

>>171849842
90% of them weren't reverted a day later like with Ana and Jeff said they wanted to change things up for Lucio so they'll probably stay with some tweaks if necessary.

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>>171849674
>This isn't an argument
>IT WASN'T AN ARGUMENT
you are a special kind of retarded

>>171849842
the ugly ass AOE graphic probably will, dunno about anything else though. i like the idea but it looks awful.

>>171849973
It's useful information, so I don't really care how it looks. At least from Lucio's perspective it's fine, but I wouldn't mind changing it for everyone else.

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>>171849773
yeah that's what everyone at high levels does, long range soldier ult vs the tanks

>>171849842

The changes are bad for what they were trying to do. It forces Lucio to stay within mercy ranges wich kinda defeat the whole AoE thing.

Also most people now use him like Tracer with a self heal meaning Useless Lucio's are now more possible.

>>171849674
Ok so you concede that you're a fucking retard with no leg to stand on defending this pile of shit game? I'll accept that.

>>171850063
>>171849973

Why not make it a toggleable option? Just be able to select if you want to see it or not.

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>blackmail teammates into picking proper heroes by threatening to pick torbjorn
>mfw I actually have a sick torb

>>171849384
It's pretty amazing how the beggining of any match at King's Row is a 5v5 while the two Widows try to out-snipe each other relentlessly.

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>>171849973
That current visual isn't staying but they're looking for a better visual representation.

>>171849718
This is my full idea for it.

-drops medpacks that teammates can pick up that heal 150-200 health, 3-second duration, 6-second cooldown
-plants a radar sensor that reveals opponents in a 10m radius, 15-second duration, 25-second cooldown, sensor can be destroyed and cooldown starts immediately when destroyed
-lays a Spider Mine that lies in wait until someone enters detection range then pops up and runs at them to explode, 5m detection radius, 3m explosion radius, 90-140 damage, 6-second cooldown after Mine explodes
-Ultimate drops a ring of 12 medpacks that heal 200 damage each and last for 6 seconds

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>>171849842
>thought they already went live
>wonder where the heck my healing circle is
>oh well doesn't matter better go stand next to this guy and heal him up
>ya this wall ride seems faster
>nailed that ult
>huh my boop didn't knock that bastion away, must have missed him

it's all making sense now

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>mfw the widow keeps unironically calling out her ult charge

>>171849370
>he combat rolls in front of you and uses FTH
>combat rolling before FTH not the other way around
shit choice

>>171850327

>Boops are now consistently strong instead of solely dependent on unpredictable enemy movement

My favorite change

>>171850101
That's quite a leap in logic, but whatever makes your retard brain happy is fine.

Your idea is "Ree why can't healers DPS gud?!!"
The reasonable answer is "because team game, and because no one would pick anything besides healers if they could kill everything you dumb fuck."

>>171849010
just give us a southern hick robot with a boomstick that hates anything with flesh

>play some QP on US servers
>it's the comfiest shit

Alright, who has a bunk bed, I'm coming over.

>>171850580
I never said healers should dps good you dumbfuck I was explaining why they're shit heroes that aren't fun to play and are crutches for shitty players to reach high ranks.

>>171850593

>Pump action shotgun you have to manually cycle and load
>Longer effective range than reaper and hog but slower RoF and damage

Any hero with this would become my main.

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>>171850593
How about this painted with Confederate flag colors and pattern and yells "ALL THESE MEATBAGS NEED TA GIT OFF MAH PROPERTEH!"?

>>171850797

>Robot/Omnic racist against humans
>Bants with Zarya who has taboo tsunder thoughts about him

This would be funny and refreshing

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>>171849842
No amount of buffs will make up for the fact that his song effect 3D volume has been literally reduced by 96,3%.

NINETY SIX FUCKING PERCENT.

Stop calling this a "buff" you fucking imbecile. It's a blatant massive nerf with a "rework" disguise.

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>damage boosting 2k damage merits getting a card

I didn't realize how shit Mercy's damage boosting was till now

>lose all my placement matches because the enemy team is always made up of +3 prestige players and mine is sub level 80s
>spend ages clawing my way up out of bronze
>climb to 1895
>alright one more game tonight and I'll be in 1900
>start playing
>an hour later I'm back at 1690
I want to fucking die
I was so close

>>171850765
>this game takes it to a whole new level of cancer by giving the healers guns that do no fucking damage
sure thing, you never expressed that idea.

listen it's fine, sometimes we all have bad ideas, but sometimes there's a time when you should just admit your idea was bad and move on instead of doubling down on your shitpinions.

>>171850920
>"Peace be upon you."
>"I'll give ya peace - a piece of mah mind!"

>"I sense much hostility in you."
>"Nah, that's just the bootleg moonshine I use for fuel."

And with Bastion.

>"Beep bee-woop."
>"Consarnit, speak English!"

>>171850794
>>171850797
>hobo legendary
>becomes a H/Robo with a shotgun

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>>171851048

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>>171851193
they took it out after nerfing it in beta because the numbers were so low it discouraged ever using damage boost

then they added it back in for no reason without changing damage boost

>>171851202
Did you read the rest of it or just that one line?
>hurr if I take a single line of the paragraph out of context it will make him look dum.
I'm not going to reiterate my post, you can spend your own apparently very limited brainpower going back and reading it again

I really hope the next hero is something actually unique and interesting

>>171851048
He has a 90+% pick rate for a reason. He is way too powerful.

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>>171849842
>they're making the most dull hero in the game a force-pick
just end it

>>171850593
no, make it scooter from borderlands in a mech, and he can carry team mates and goes "catch a riiiiiide"

>>171850432
Some people do it for the BM if they can't get in front of your face fast enough. Usually happens in 1v1 situations.

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>>171851478
anything actually unique and interesting will disrupt the power balance and jeff can't just let his waifu be anywhere but the top

>>171851547
The ONLY strong ability he has is Speed Boost. His healing is shit, his damage is shit, wallriding has niche uses but is otherwise pointless, all he's useful for is moving the team around quicker.

>>171851387
Damage boost will always be worthless until it ups the damage of junkrat's grenades to 200.

>>171851203
>ultimate: the good ol' boys
>spawns three weak minions who are basically shitty bots.
>explode after 15-20 seconds
>theyre just his drunk buddies

>>171851703
Ana is one of the best chars though so it's fine

>>171844317
the only thing really roastworthy is that cowadoodie soldier skin, and maybe the santa hat lucio skin