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>Developer Update | Introducing Orisa
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>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753508356
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Previous: >>171804558
Best grill
Can't be too much longer until that event and her new skin
>>171838169
>cockney
>eating stargazy pie
event fucking WHEN?
>>171838336
can you link that, can't seem to find it
>>171838281
That was a great save.
too bad nobody noticed it.
In Ecopoint: Antarctica as Reinhardt, if you charge up the stairs in the garage towards the second floor you can get across the entire map in a single charge, probably even take someone with you.
Orisa in competitive when?
DED GAME???????????????
>>171838627
When she's finished.
Probably in a month, considering consoles.
I'm just pissed the Lucio update didn't come out yet.
>>171838534
>too bad nobody noticed it.
That's months old reddit webm. The whole internet noticed
>>171838627
Next week, they said she was only disabled for a week
>>171838661
what the fuck
>>171838661
I wish.
>>171838756
Okay.
Will there be like an update or will it just do it in the background?
>>171838661
I'm going to play comp just so I can see how low I can get.
cause honestly fuck trying to get into top 500's.
and I'm either gunning for top 500 or sitting at the bottom mid-game eating chips.
when does this hero come out?
Reposting in the new thread.
I hope you all are able to reach your own goals, /owg/.
>>171838169
周美灵
>>171838661
>using skirmish
don't be stupid. deactivate this in options. even then you will have lots of games that still fail the search because their algorithms are fucking broken. had 3 failed games in a row without skirmish.
They should replace being kicked for inactivity for the option to votekick.
You could votekick for being inactive.
I'm getting pissed for not being able to find someone in a game of elimination and they're suddenly across the map and I get kicked for 'inactivity'
Or Lucio skating around Nepal at top speeds only to be kicked for not shooting anyone.
>>171839150
this is really fucking stupid. it even happens in fucking custom games. Why?
>>171839107
2020
>>171839123
>need one more win for x
>ALWAYS end up with some autist spic or swede/somalian who hyjacks the mic for his personal blog and starts BMing everyone
>>171838661
>skirmish
ew
also this happens when you have shitty internets
>>171839234
not him but mei isnt fat
she just has a little chub
>lose 400 sr with lose steak
>getting it back
>randomly game doesn't load and you get an auto lose
>this happens multiple times
Okay, you know what, I'm done. This is not fun at all, it' cancer.
>>171839240
GOOD NEWS! I have a solution for your problem! It's called:The fucking mute button
>mostly fem reader x female characters
when are the healers going to get removed/obsoleted in this game? they're all easy chore heroes that allow bad players to reach high levels and their presence slows down the game. There's actually nothing good about them.
>>171838661
>11/12 players
>welp we couldn't find someone in 30 seconds, better kick EVERYONE back to the menu
>>171839386
But they're all hot af though.
>>171839332
Guess I'll have to mute the whole fucking team then because it always ends up in a fucking argument.
Is this exclusive to EU? How's this in USA?
>>171839380
Your problem is that you're reading fanfics.Link them. I need this.
>>171839386
>not sure if bait or just retarded
do you realize that healers allow you to get more kills by saving your life?
>>171839386
The same goes for the tanks you dumb fuck, and surely you didn't mention them because you play them.
>>171839312
"chub" is made from fat. mei is fat. mei is not healthy. mei is not skinny. mei is not big boned. she is fat.
>>171838407
We just got a new hero. Expect a new map in a month and a new event in 2 months.
>>171839386
>healers are bad!
It sounds like you're bad, anon.
>>171839461
I just sort of assumed that >>171839240 meant he was in a party of teammates who I assume are decent players when some autistic shit comes in and throws the game for his blog
>>171839519
fat is different from chubby idiot
>>171839461
USA is usually alright matches with maybe a hothead or two. The worst case scenario is when a BR hijacks your game.
>>171839502
most tanks can actually shoot at people and do damage. I'm completely fine with seeing them go away though. This game commits a cardinal sin of first person shooters by having half the team not shooting at people.
>>171839543
sadly this may very well be the case.
new hero when
>start game
>instalock DPS
>5 seconds later 3 other people pick DPS and don't budge
>have to play rein or zenyatta AGAIN
>>171839486
>slowing down the game
thanks for proving my point
>>171839565
not an argument
>>171839543
What event could you have in May?
>>171839595
There was a minor update where Mei was fattened in the Lunar New Year event.
literally an update where Mei isn't thicc enough
>>171839543
Other way around m8. This has been the pattern so far starting with Ana.
>hero
>event
>map
>event
>repeat
>>171839669
>those people who instalock dps proceed to be extreme shitters and lose the game for everyone
this seems to be every ranked game I play.
>>171839612
I absolutely agree.
This game is fundamentally flawed.
I played the beta and thought the same. Then a year later I bought the game and still feel the same.
Not sure why I gave Blizzard of all companies who hasn't released a proper game in more than a decade money. I guess I was just bored and didn't have anything better to play.
>>171839723
I thought that was because people complained on the forums.
>>171839571
I should have worded it differently, I guess.
Both cases did happen which caused me to lose multiple games, but I really should be more trigger happy with the mute button.
Thanks for making me realize the obvious.
>>171839612
Sounds pretty comfy family, maybe I'll take a look one of these days.Just QP of course, wouldn't want to ruin comp with my ping.
>>171839723
kek
non-thicc mei = bad mei
>>171839671
No, pretty sure at this point you're mentally retarded.
Healers keep their team alive so during pushes when being pelted with gunfire, a healer can keep those hit alive long enough to kill the opposing team, usually assuring victory.
Mercy for instance, can instantly revive all of her fallen teammates, allowing them to get back in the fight faster, If Mercy can't do it, Symmetra allows people to get from spawn to teleporter (usually on the front lines) instantaneously, significantly shortening the distance required to regroup.
>And I'm likely the Mercy physically attached to your back, the only reason you don't die sooner.
>>171839669
>start game
>want to practice Sombra in QP
>teammates instalock McCree, Hanzo, Genji and Reaper nearly every game
>queue with friends, try again
>friends with SSD's instalock Junkrat, Pharah and Hanzo
zzzz
>>171839901
that doesn't stop them from being chore classes that require no skill, which is the main issue I have with them.
>>171839942
Buy an SSD.
>>171839973
Then play Zenyatta or Ana, One requires you to aim to deal damage and heal while the other just requires you to aim for the head.
>>171839901
also why are you saying this is a good thing? there are better ways of prolonging matches without forcing the enemy to kill your team twice.
>>171839723
yeah, model people accidentally made her skinny, which didn't look right because it looked like her legs were jutted back from her abdomen.because she's fat.
>>171839942
>faglando i'm useless player has toaster pc
of course.
Comp is so fucking boring
It's just a competition of who can play the meta the hardest.
>Load in
>Shoot the red rectangle
>Avoid the hook
>Kill the pocket healers
>Win
Literally every single game. You never see crazy teams. Just the flavor of the month meta.
OW in general is stale as fuck and my new favorite game mode is random heroes precisely because this cancer is eradicated. Less ults too so it doesn't turn into a ult spam snowball.
>>171840134
>Try crazy team
>Lose every game
>Go back to meta
>Start winning
Comp is for winning, why do you think people play what guarantees the highest chance of success. If you want fun play comp or arcade.
>>171840134
Until we get more diverse heroes and maps the game is going to stay this way.
>>171839901
>lose game because team are all selfish mainers that refused to switch off their precious flankers hanzos and dvas
>get the blame for being a "shit support" because I couldn't pocket them all at once
>card for 33% healing comes up
One person deleted a third of the enemy team's damage and saved lives god knows how many times, I think it's safe to say I fufilled my role, but I keep getting blamed every game for retarded dps players' mistakes.
>>171840003
I really should upgrade the whole rig, but I've just moved apartments and still need to spend money on my new place.
>>171840118
What? I have less than an hour played on Sombra, I'm a tank/support main.
>>171840249
>Victory at the expense of fun
OW is a failure of a game
>>171840280
>I really should upgrade the whole rig
no you need to replace one fucking component, I've friends with 5 year old rigs and an SSD and they lock as fast as me
>>171840068
Listen, the point is healers are vital to good team comps.
But none of these retards understand that and pick Widowmaker or Reaper, or fucking Torbjorn.
We don't need a 4th Hanzo you moron, We hardly need one.
>>171840134
the game doesn't punish you for dying and it doesnt reward you for killing. it rewards spam damage and dumping q on people. The flavor of the month meta game is going to stay this way unless the game is radically changed, which it won't because blizzard already made their money.
How the fuck did timthetatman ever hit GM?
Can I just not be kicked for inactivity for surfing off rooftops blizz
that's all I ask for
>>171838319
#TeamShield.
>Hanamura Attack
>Too many snipers
>Too many defense heroes
>>171840374
The original post was about making them obsolete. They're required picks and they are all dull as shit to play. healers in FPS games should've been an outmoded concept by now. TF2's medic was just barely OK because it requires some aiming and maneuverability skills, this game takes it to a whole new level of cancer by giving the healers guns that do no fucking damage and forcing them to play mash E and hold LMB to win. Worst of all is that 1/3 of your team has to suffer this fate every game if you want to win.
>>171840349
I suppose, but the whole thing could use replacement to be fair. I'm dealing with some faulty sata-ports and had to switch things around.
>>171840586
genuinely curious why sniperfags don't just play no limits or a custom skirmish. Why must they shit up QP games?
>>171840432
I assume that's some eceleb, in which case he probably knows the right people to carry him
Trying to make friends, play competitive with me !
Support main at 2100 on NA
Bnet - Mollywhoppin#1159
>>171840484
Stop idling for exp and buy more lootboxes, goy
>>171840432
sssniperwolf is diamond i think, i saw it once when i was fapping to her
>>171840724 is right
>>171840432
paid for boost off stream
gets carried by seagull/lassiz on stream
moonmoon literally had to stop playing with him because he's boosted trash
Would you a #1 Mercy player?
>>171840682
>he fell for the win10 meme
>>171840857
that beta as fuck face and pose, well at least he won't reproduce, the way he crushes what is left of is manhood
>>171840991
>well at least he won't reproduce
I get the feeling he's probably not interested in that kind of breeding
>>171840874
I did, and I'll be sure to install gentoo on my next system. Can't be bothered to do it now.
>>171841075
just dual boot a good xubuntu and "free" win7, never needed more for gaming and werk
>>171841046
>>171840991
>tranny waifufags talking shit about betas and gays
>>171840874
>cant find vista/7/anything else anywhere
>fuck it I'll (((buy))) windows 10
>bluescreen
>what
>bluescreen again
>fix paging file
>OS slows to a crawl seemingly at random
>fullscreen applications freeze for seemingly no reason
>when fullscreen apps freeze theres no way to access task manager, it gets blocked out behind the frozen application and forces a restart
get me off this ride
>play on nepal
>soldier
>ult and get nano boosted
>nearly wipe entire team
>mercy rez
>me and ana get smashed
>there is a sym putting turrets down near point, not getting on it
>there is an Orisa near point, not getting on it
>nobody is on point, enemy caps and wins
is the entire community just retarded?
>>171841297
>frogposter spouting shit
wew lad xD
So just another opinion on Orisa.
- super fun and effective on defence
- more of a support hero than a tank
- she will be used like a Rein replacement by idiots (and fail at that role)
- she accomplishes a bit less than it feels like
- my index finger hurts
- medicore skins
- medicore emotes
- shit highlight intros
- feels ballanced as she is
Overall a good addition to the game, but didn't change the fact that Rein is mandatory most of the time.
Curious to see how our "pros" will put her to use.
>>171841325
Semi-related: Nepal and Ilios are fucking broken now due to that pull ability of Orisa. Who the fugg thought this was a good idea?
>>171841309
>google win7 sp1 iso
>verify md5 hash from offical MS site so you know it's virus free
>unlock it with daz loader 2.2.2
wew that was fucking hard
also I stop talking about >>>/g/ topics now, still wishing you success
What are chances that this is true?
I was sceptic towards ""leaks"" on 4 chan but that Anchora one turned to be legit
>>171841529
I wouldn't mind this, just hope he looks cool. I wouldn't want Doomfist to have some "diversity forced-down-my-throat" design like horned Orisa
>>171841465
I actually don't like her design
Maybe I'll get used to it
Why are you so rude to the Angela?
>>171841630
Well he's probably going to be black
>>171841529
I seriously doubt it.
But when is Overwatch's 1 Year Anniversary?
If not Doomfist they must have something special planned.
>>171841686
May 24th.
>>171841482
anon I'm not going to steal things
>>171841668
That isn't even a problem. There is cool black and there is clichéd black with stupid references.
>>171841686
May 24
It would actually fit in usual release scheldue
>>171841662
b-but
I give a point to her every time I see her
I kill her attacker all the time, and personally hunt them down if they kill her
why must you make me feel guilty about something I have not done?
>>171841636
She does kind of feel out of place, I know what you mean. Especially her fucking hero icon.
Still she pleases my eye (especially that skin, those "badass" insectoid ones are just plain stupid)
>>171840724
Big livestreamer that's famous from screaming
>>171841828
the korean guy?
>>171841747
>May 24th.
So next event in May or April? I want these Widow skins Jeff teased us with!
>>171841761That is fine, I have a paid win7 copy as well. I still help the poor.
>>171841878
No, this fatass
>>171841926
Every streamer ever face
>>171841926
sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>171841943
>that angle
>that smile
>that lighting
yeah
>>171840432
i just watched tim
>land a 4 man earthshatter
>proceed to kill 3
>but the mercy
>who rezzed everyone
>earthshatter into rein shield after swinging forever
>get hooked into king's row pit 5 times
>solo charge into pit twice
>drop his shield to swing 1v6 and get hooked
>blame it on his team afterward and said he's gonna dodge
>>171841630
sorry but how is orisa "diversity forced-down-my-throat"
not even trying to be annoying, like seriously red pill me on orisa
>>171842138
Sounds like actual gold level play.
You ever get the feeling the ranking system is bullshit?
>>171842206
>anything numbani not diversified
believe it when you see it
>>171841943
He's the top overwatch streamer on twitch I think, but don't quote me on that.
>>171842138
Pretty sure he has around 30% hook accuracy on road. This is normal for Tim
>>171842138
>>171842250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ7HpRNl8zY
if you guys wanna see some shitty tim play check this out. literally plat level gameplay. so boosted.
Your thoughts on new report system?
>>171842470
maybe i'll finally get banned for flaming my teammates and telling them to kill themselves
>>171842470
Looks like mad mobashits have been spamming reports if people do anything they don't like
>>171842206
TL;DR;
1) 4chan says for 5+ years that tumblr & reddit are hypersensitive and need to grow up.
2) Blizzard adds an african character to the game's lore
3) 4chan has a level 7 nuclear meltdown with 300 replies and 56 images omitted. Click here to view. for 14 days following this simple lore information that has no effect on the game.
>>171841897
>that picture
Keep your Tracer strapped to the present to avoid suffering, please!
>>171842470
>there is a report for bad teamwork
Are they fucking insane?
>1 week after they release this
50% of playerbase banned
>>171842470
oh great we're introducing the worst aspect from "MOBA" subgenre ever invented: frivolous reporting
>our team goes ahead 2-0 in Comp
>one teammate disconnects at the start of Round 3 and doesn't come back
>We end up losing 3-2
>>171841630
don't talk about diversity here. it triggers people to hell and back. it's a fucking shitshow.
in fact don't talk about anything remotely related to the real world here. religion, politics, lgbt, etc., that shit sparks a shitshow in half a second.
plebbit and tumblr cucks that have leaked into here "hur dur whiny /pol/ babies lmao gosh get over urself ughh" and /pol/ babies spew back and then it's just a shitshow of two politicucks talking about "muh politiks" and talking about Fox News and CNN and whatnot which let me remind has JACK shit to do with overwatch.
I shouldn't even be responding in the first place but jsyk.
>>171842653
>>171842841
Maybe that's exactly the point of "bad teamwork" reports: they get ignored
>>171842470
>you can actually get banned for not picking meta heroes.
I seriously want to drop this fucking game now. Might as well get ready for Battlegrounds or the new quake.
>tfw get banned for playing torbjorn, hanzo, junkrat, winston, symmetra, mei, mccree and more of the roster.
MAYBE IF I GET BANNED, IT'LL GIVE ME A REASON TO STOP PLAYING THIS FUCKING GAME.
>>171840268
I feel you. I'm great at other classes but I tend to do support.
I'll have gold elims, obj elims, obj time and hold a point forever as lucio. the team needs healing 3 buildings down towards the edge of the map and not on the fucking point.
I'm in plat.
Right now every bastion wants a personal mercy.
>"You're a shit healer"
>"I'm all medals and have over 12k healing. I'm an area healer and you're perched up somewhere"
>mystery heroes
>get bastion
>try to go sneeky beeki like in a corner outside their spawn
>mercy flies right to me as doors open and beams where i am
>>171843037
Read m8, it says playing off meta heroes isn't bad teamwork and you shouldn't report for that.
>>171843037
Reading comprehension
feeling good about my placement of 2555
How did Blizzard get away with this
>>171842565
yea i used to be all anti-sjw but lately the other side has been just as insane about getting triggered about people being triggered
everyone's retarded lmaoooooo
>>171843037
Nigga you blind?
>>171843003
>Maybe that's exactly the point of "bad teamwork" reports: they get ignored
def reportBadTeamplay():
time.sleep(1)
return()
I'm all for placebo buttons so report autists feel they did something that will ahve an effect
>>171840734
Still looking for friends ; ;
Torb is my most played hero, not a main in any way but I might get banned now lol
>>171843246
That's one of the worst shops I've seen
>>171843296
Fuck off
>>171843246
>>171843296
will u pretend to be female and erp
>>171843296
>Still looking for friends ; ;
You won't find them here, ahahaha;_;
>>171843326
How blind (or illiterate) people even play the game
>>171843494
He builds his turret and then fucks off, obviously
>>171840671
>t.callofdutyfaggot
>>171842470
>this game is actually turning into paid-for fucking league of legends
wew. why not add a player-run ban system too?
Post
>most played hero (in comp)
>what you'd rate your aim out of 10
>what you'd rate your game-sense out of 10
Why the fuck are arcade games 8+ minutes long
Make them as short as one round in competitive
>>171844019
>t. shitter who cant aim and likes to get carried to wins
CoD is legitimately better than this game.
>>171841046
>tfw no daddy cummies
>>171844067
sombra/pharah
10/10
10/10
t. every sombra/pharah main here
Is Geoff an ana main? I think he is.
32 player lobbies when?
roast me
>>171841325
>in comp, hanamura
>shoot the mercy. Shoot the fucking mercy. You fucking know she has a rez
>I am fucking up in their shit, discording mercy and at this point just kicking her because I fucking kno-
>yellow glow of fuck you
Why is it so hard? Even one suicide teammate just to get her down is the difference between winning and looseing. And even if we have our own, a defense mercy rez always beats an attack mercy rez.
The glowing purple orb. Fucking use it.
side note: should blizz make it more visible to your team? Maybe not the ability to track through walls like zen can see, but just a more distinct glow?
>>171844019
>shitting on call of duty by default when it takes more individual skill than overwatch
It's like it's really 2009.
>>171844267
never ever. still waiting for player-run dedicated servers so the community will finally be allowed to fix this game.
>>171839782
I usually dont have this problem, just rarely. The shitty DPS are always the ones complaining.
Who can I commission for more Ana porn??
>>171838169
>>171838351
is deadfish pie really a british thing?
>our zarya is shit
>he's constantly spamming "thanks" and " I need healing"
>0:2 ilios
>he switches to torb
>he's just slapping his turret in spawn
>we actually win the round 5 v 6 while he's emoting In spawn
Why are throwers such ass?
>>171844593
>all Ana porn is young Ana
>>171844676
Yes, but it's a quirky local food of the south west, not a normal thing and not something Tracer would eat.
>>171844743
Old Ana is the only high IQ choice
>>171844317
Why? You havegoodtaste,friend.
Are there any good OW streamers on Twitch?
>>171844836
Why brits are allowed to exist?
>>171844923
haha time for /int/ shitposting!
>>171844067
>main comp
Zen. I find he's never a bad pick. A good mix of spot heals (especially just to drop it on our pharah and let her buzz around) and enough offensive power to punch a hole through a turtle.
>aim
I'd give myself a 8/10. If I had some escape options I'd be more inclined to line up more, but I gotta keep moving.
>game sense
10/10. I haven't had a single game where my discord and tranquility hasn't been commended for its timing and targets. Set and forget heals let me keep an eye out for flankers, and a good set of head phones really let's me pin point where an enemy is walking.
>>171844836
>not a normal thing and not something Tracer would eat.
Because Tracer would burn it anyway
>>171844067
>Winston
>0/10
>10/10
>>171844879
Damn right.
>>171844983
>haha TIMED my discord right!
you just...discord people. it doesn't even have a cooldown.
>>171844067
Zarya
4
7
I do well enough, good thing you don't need to aim with Zarya or the Hog. You just track
>>171845085
>tfw you'll never be Reinhardt and be comfy friends with Ana
>>171845315
What a disgusting artstyle.
>>171845108
Yea no. Just spamming discord isn't helpful. See that pharah just trying to float close? Or the reaper trying to just get in the middle? Or the mercy trying to get in range of the bodies? A quicker kill can completely neutilize ults and a quick switch to an actual threat can swing the stalemate. Maybe not "timing" as much as quick prioritizing. Like setting a kick me sign on the correct target.
>>171844067
>reinhardt
>7/10, not that I need it as reinhardt though
>2/10 I get pissed off really easily and start playing like shit. half of my ults whiff.
>>171844067
Mercy
7
9
Ladies and gentleman's, stuttering gents!What lines are you mishearing?
>>171845592
I swear Ana says "diabetes"
>>171845592
"gamings overrated" from same char
>>171845407
so you pressed discord?
well, i was hailed by many for my pro jump timing, i press my spacebar accurately and with precision, it's been awarded best jump by all my friends. see that mercy over there? i jumped and gave their guardian angel a split second angle that let them avoid a headshot. next up is my pro W key strats. i hold forward at the right times. i'd say it's my most incredible asset to be honest.
>>171844317
3/10
>>171845710
Dumb it down all you want man, in the end, your argument is just "so you pressed a button at the right time, big deal", and that can be applied to any shooter ever at all.
>>171845806
wheres the full sombra pic?
>Mandatory picks
>>171845592
"I'M GOING FOR THE TORBLA STEEN"
-Zarya's Ult
>>171845986
In hell.
>>171846025
IM GOING TO THE DONUT SHOP
>>171845861
>ur just dumbing down me overcomplicating the shit out of pressing my discord button
>>171844317
>>171846525
Are you saying temple of anubis when you put that picture of dustbowl there
>>171846591
find me a map in overwatch that is better than Stage 1 Dusbowl
The hunter lays a trap for his prey...
>>171847127
>>171846698
i wish blizzard would have copied the tf2 maps instead of the tf2 characters
>>171845592
I sometimes hear Reaper's "Repositioning" as "Reapersitioning."
>>171845592
GAY MOM!
~dva
>>171842470
>You can get banned for genuinely having a bad match
>"I'm tired, but i'll do one more game" Could get you banned
>I'ma try something new could get you banned
>Just plain losing could get you banned
Is there really no way to get blizzard to stop listening to this retarded community?
>>171847127
>play junkrat on Hanamura defense
>always keep a trap here
>constantly catch dumbjuck gengus and hanjos
gotta love junkrat
>>171848074
>hear trap noise go off
>instinctively toss mine to the right and remote it
>double kill widow/genji
>>171842326
>Check out the newest video
>Can't stand the fake Scottish accent, skip ahead
>He fire strikes right at a reflecting Genji, resulting in his entire team being hit by it
>Tries to flank as Rein instead of leaving a lone Roadhog to his team, ends up isolated right in the middle of the enemy team without realizing they're behind him
>Solo ults a half health Roadhog that was already trapped in a graviton
>Puts his shield up against an enemy Rein instead of continuing to swing when if was just the two of them cock slapping each other
>Fire strikes a reflecting Genji again
>Swings for the fences against a Rein and a Roadhog when the Rein obviously has his ult and his entire team gets wiped as a result
>Picks Hanzo and starts lowkey throwing because no one else would switch to a healer even though healing wasn't the issue
This is only 2 minutes and 20 seconds into the fucking game. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>171845592
"i am not da turd"
>Get a spic on the team
Get Steam rolled
>Get a girl on the team
Get Steamrolled
>Get a nig on the team
Mute the shit music then get Steamrolled
>Arab constantly complains about Junkrat buff
Somehow win
>>171847863
You're an idiot, you think one report is enough to get you banned.
It's way too vague and abuseable, so It's going to be multiple incidents over multiple matches just to get an automated slap on the wrist.
>>171848281
c'est la vie
>>171845592
Gengu: "EUGENE OKAY OKAY!!!"
>>171848154
>wasting concussive mine on a trapped, stationary target
Shitter Junkrat detected.
>>171848357
c'est la vie et le mort
>>171844067
soldier
8
5
so is Orisa a wasted slot
>>171844372
Mercy with rez usually has to be found, which is too much for fags with tunnel vision. If she's not in their LOS, she doesn't exist.
>>171848436
t. widow main
>>171848497
she has 2x crit box of dva and a faggot doesn't pop out of her when you kill her
>Using a new account, used to use friends one
>Tempted to buy dozens of lootboxes
>>171848276
and why is their race relevant again ? Would you make this same post if you had an all white team that get steam rolled ? No . Fuck off
>>171848559
>could actually hold the point if mercy was healing
>it's some teenage faggot with a crackly voice spamming the mic "die fagggggs die i want my play of the GAAaaame"
>>171848497
No, she's worse.
She's ugly, boring, a tank, has a barrier, and she will be meta
That's ticking 5 out of 5 boxed to be the worst fucking addition to the roster possible.
>Playing Ganja like a particularly mobile mid range DPS to reasonable success
Those shurikans do a fuckload of damage if you can into projectiles. I don't know why Genju's pretend to need to crawl into peoples asses to do damage.
>>171848461
>>171848357
>reported for abusive chat
>>171848708
>she will be meta
>>171840671
>this game takes it to a whole new level of cancer by giving the healers guns that do no fucking damage
*laughs in transcendence*
i want to fuck blue but I know she's a slut and my average sized penis would not phase her
>>171844067
>Genji
>6/10 (mediocre)
>8/10 (good)
I play him like an assassin though. Absolutely love getting up in people's faces when they're low and my abilities aren't on cooldown.
>>171848781
She's honestly the second tank added to the roster that reaper does not fear whatsoever. This doesn't matter in the grand scale of things because lmao who plays reaper but for shitters like me commited to the edgy cause it helps tremendously to get free ultimate.
>>171848281
With all the salty and dumb shits on overwatch. The odds of having a team or a stack mass flag you is pretty high dude.
>that one half-second between Mei froze you and looks at you before shooting an icicle between my eyes feels like an eternity
>tfw flank Dva
>>171848915
orisa isn't even good for ult charge like hog mains, she just falls over and dies.
>>171848631
>Getting Triggered
He's got a point, Non White/Asian gamers in shooters at high level are near non existent.
How would you feel about an Offense Omnic character that's an homage to ED-209 and was a siegebreaker/barrier buster?
150 HP / 150 Armor
Passive: Riot Armor. Frontal attack damage is reduced by 20%.
M1: Fullmetal Cannon. Piercing bullets that penetrate barriers to deal 50% of their normal damage to anything behind the barriers. Hitscan, 1-second firing rate, 15 rounds, 30 damage per bullet, 1.5-second reload time.
M2: Frag Grenade. Explodes with a 360-spread of shrapnel in a 3m radius. Grenade can either be detonated with a second button press or explode after a couple of seconds. Only one can be active at a time. 60 shrapnel shards, 5 damage per shard.
Ability 1: Shield Smasher. Charges forward and slams into a barrier, dealing 500 damage to it. Does 40 damage to other characters and pushes them to the side. 30m range.
Ability 2: Overdrive. Increases movement speed by 50% and increases jump height and distance. Lasts 6 seconds. 8-second cooldown.
Ultimate: SWAT Team. Emits an aura that allows all allies in range to fire through barriers, dealing 50% of their weapons' damage to targets behind them. The robot's attacks deal 75% of their damage through barriers during the duration. 7m radius. Lasts 8 seconds.
>>171840249
>Comp is for winning
>Average W/L ratio is 50% - 50% (or very close to that)
>The same as pretty much any other game mode
LOL
>>171840671
hey friend, never met a bronze player before.
look at you, so independent, using a computer all by yourself.
>>171848974
Yea, I remember when that used to be good. Being the only fun meta hero, she had to be nerfed.
>>171849010
>another tank/half-tank
boy oh boy
>>171848721
Because you can do more damage up close with the sick dash combo. I guess. I don't play Genji, but it's what every enemy one tries on me, even when I play Winston.
>>171848989
that is not the point he is making , he was dropping slurs and saying he lost because of their race .
>play on cracker team
>get steamrolled
you see ?
>>171848680
Sometimes it's more useful to have Mercy wait somewhere with a rez as she is high on priority list. The problem is that usually she ends up holding it for too long or dying before she can rez.
>>171847127
>Le hunters lays a trap for his prey
has anyone's bnet launcher become slow to respond/laggy ever since an update about a week ago? my chat windows and tabbing between games in the client is pretty delayed now
>>171848989
Overwatch is an Outlier, Asians were non-existent in Pro shooters before it.
>>171849065
Not a tank, just a bit sturdier from the front to do its job.
>>171849010
no more tanks no more fucking robots
and if we do get a tank I hope they nerf Orisa and replace her with another anchor tank, just so we have an alternative to Reinhardt.
Soldier nerfs when? I fucking hate 76 and his obnoxious playerbase to death.
>>171849163
They're only relevant in Overwatch because good western FPS players don't play Overwatch.
>>171849216
his ult is so god damn annoying and he takes literally zero skill.
>I've got you in my sights
>hide behind wall
>peek out for a second
>insta death
>>171849195
It's not a damn Tank, it's Offense.
>>171848936
again..... across multiple games across reports from different users.
stop being a simpleton.
>>171848276
>BR joins the game
>open mic
>*bix nood-esque portuguese gibberish*
>loud family in the background doing various tasks, radio on full blast
>some machinery sorts starts grinding away in the background, overpowering everything else
>*gunshots*
>>171848943
People who do this shit are evil
>tfw get Flashbanged by McCree
>he combat rolls in front of you and uses FTH
>tfw caught by Junkrat's trap
>he walks his ass back and looks directly at you while nading you
>widowfags play a separate single player game and think they have valid opinions on game balance
>humans and robots
>and a talking monkey
>>171849330
I'm gonna be honest I didn't read the full post
I want more small heroes and less big heroes desu
>>171848989
Seagull pls stahp with your "race realist" opinions
>>171849029
wew not a single argument in this shitpost.
>>171849437
It can be around human-sized, six foot or so.
We can have this guy as a Torbjorn-sized wall-crawler who can lay mines and sensors on walls and ceilings.
>>171849413
He's not a monkey. He's a scientist.
>>171848436
>not just having the mine there already
>>171849413
Winston is not for bully.
>day 2
>average Orisa player still drop her shield at their feet spamming a widow 40 metres away
>>171849497
>wew not a single argument in this shitpost.
It wasn't an argument, retard. It was a straight up insult, jesus fucking christ how stupid are you?
>>171849413
Why do people complain about a talking gorilla/magic dragons but never say anything about the lava-drinking dwarf?
>>171849564
wonton is for sacrifice that pushes the protagonist to do the thing that moves the plot forward
>>171849639
average Orisa picker is a casual or retard picking her because she's new, not because they care about doing her job
>>171849530
>recon support
>Lays dispensers and little recons grenades that reveal enemy position and health through walls
I could dig it.
>>171844067
>McCree
>6
>7
>>171849324
His ult is actually pretty terrible at higher levels, especially against tanks, and is only used for pressure or really long ranges.
When both teams are really decent the 76 won't have the room to flank or if he did he'd probably be dead the moment he let the entire enemy team know where he was standing, it's used to make enemy team scatter as you push objective so your team can take advantage by having a better setup.
It's nearly the same as McCree's ult except high noon is potg friendlier.
>>171849691
delet
>lucio buffs still not live
the changes will make it out of the PTR, r-right? ;_;
>>171849842
they don't directly or indirectly hinder Ana's ability to be overpowered so give it a week or so before they go live unchanged
>>171849842
90% of them weren't reverted a day later like with Ana and Jeff said they wanted to change things up for Lucio so they'll probably stay with some tweaks if necessary.
>>171849674
>This isn't an argument
>IT WASN'T AN ARGUMENT
you are a special kind of retarded
>>171849842
the ugly ass AOE graphic probably will, dunno about anything else though. i like the idea but it looks awful.
>>171849973
It's useful information, so I don't really care how it looks. At least from Lucio's perspective it's fine, but I wouldn't mind changing it for everyone else.
>>171849773
yeah that's what everyone at high levels does, long range soldier ult vs the tanks
>>171849842
The changes are bad for what they were trying to do. It forces Lucio to stay within mercy ranges wich kinda defeat the whole AoE thing.
Also most people now use him like Tracer with a self heal meaning Useless Lucio's are now more possible.
>>171849674
Ok so you concede that you're a fucking retard with no leg to stand on defending this pile of shit game? I'll accept that.
>>171850063
>>171849973
Why not make it a toggleable option? Just be able to select if you want to see it or not.
>blackmail teammates into picking proper heroes by threatening to pick torbjorn
>mfw I actually have a sick torb
>>171849384
It's pretty amazing how the beggining of any match at King's Row is a 5v5 while the two Widows try to out-snipe each other relentlessly.
>>171849973
That current visual isn't staying but they're looking for a better visual representation.
>>171849718
This is my full idea for it.
-drops medpacks that teammates can pick up that heal 150-200 health, 3-second duration, 6-second cooldown
-plants a radar sensor that reveals opponents in a 10m radius, 15-second duration, 25-second cooldown, sensor can be destroyed and cooldown starts immediately when destroyed
-lays a Spider Mine that lies in wait until someone enters detection range then pops up and runs at them to explode, 5m detection radius, 3m explosion radius, 90-140 damage, 6-second cooldown after Mine explodes
-Ultimate drops a ring of 12 medpacks that heal 200 damage each and last for 6 seconds
>>171849842
>thought they already went live
>wonder where the heck my healing circle is
>oh well doesn't matter better go stand next to this guy and heal him up
>ya this wall ride seems faster
>nailed that ult
>huh my boop didn't knock that bastion away, must have missed him
it's all making sense now
>mfw the widow keeps unironically calling out her ult charge
>>171849370
>he combat rolls in front of you and uses FTH
>combat rolling before FTH not the other way around
shit choice
>>171850327
>Boops are now consistently strong instead of solely dependent on unpredictable enemy movement
My favorite change
>>171850101
That's quite a leap in logic, but whatever makes your retard brain happy is fine.
Your idea is "Ree why can't healers DPS gud?!!"
The reasonable answer is "because team game, and because no one would pick anything besides healers if they could kill everything you dumb fuck."
>>171849010
just give us a southern hick robot with a boomstick that hates anything with flesh
>play some QP on US servers
>it's the comfiest shit
Alright, who has a bunk bed, I'm coming over.
>>171850580
I never said healers should dps good you dumbfuck I was explaining why they're shit heroes that aren't fun to play and are crutches for shitty players to reach high ranks.
>>171850593
>Pump action shotgun you have to manually cycle and load
>Longer effective range than reaper and hog but slower RoF and damage
Any hero with this would become my main.
>>171850593
How about this painted with Confederate flag colors and pattern and yells "ALL THESE MEATBAGS NEED TA GIT OFF MAH PROPERTEH!"?
>>171850797
>Robot/Omnic racist against humans
>Bants with Zarya who has taboo tsunder thoughts about him
This would be funny and refreshing
>>171849842
No amount of buffs will make up for the fact that his song effect 3D volume has been literally reduced by 96,3%.
NINETY SIX FUCKING PERCENT.
Stop calling this a "buff" you fucking imbecile. It's a blatant massive nerf with a "rework" disguise.
>damage boosting 2k damage merits getting a card
I didn't realize how shit Mercy's damage boosting was till now
>lose all my placement matches because the enemy team is always made up of +3 prestige players and mine is sub level 80s
>spend ages clawing my way up out of bronze
>climb to 1895
>alright one more game tonight and I'll be in 1900
>start playing
>an hour later I'm back at 1690
I want to fucking die
I was so close
>>171850765
>this game takes it to a whole new level of cancer by giving the healers guns that do no fucking damage
sure thing, you never expressed that idea.
listen it's fine, sometimes we all have bad ideas, but sometimes there's a time when you should just admit your idea was bad and move on instead of doubling down on your shitpinions.
>>171850920
>"Peace be upon you."
>"I'll give ya peace - a piece of mah mind!"
>"I sense much hostility in you."
>"Nah, that's just the bootleg moonshine I use for fuel."
And with Bastion.
>"Beep bee-woop."
>"Consarnit, speak English!"
>>171850794
>>171850797
>hobo legendary
>becomes a H/Robo with a shotgun
>>171851048
>>171851193
they took it out after nerfing it in beta because the numbers were so low it discouraged ever using damage boost
then they added it back in for no reason without changing damage boost
>>171851202
Did you read the rest of it or just that one line?
>hurr if I take a single line of the paragraph out of context it will make him look dum.
I'm not going to reiterate my post, you can spend your own apparently very limited brainpower going back and reading it again
I really hope the next hero is something actually unique and interesting
>>171851048
He has a 90+% pick rate for a reason. He is way too powerful.
>>171849842
>they're making the most dull hero in the game a force-pick
just end it
>>171850593
no, make it scooter from borderlands in a mech, and he can carry team mates and goes "catch a riiiiiide"
>>171850432
Some people do it for the BM if they can't get in front of your face fast enough. Usually happens in 1v1 situations.
>>171851478
anything actually unique and interesting will disrupt the power balance and jeff can't just let his waifu be anywhere but the top
>>171851547
The ONLY strong ability he has is Speed Boost. His healing is shit, his damage is shit, wallriding has niche uses but is otherwise pointless, all he's useful for is moving the team around quicker.
>>171851387
Damage boost will always be worthless until it ups the damage of junkrat's grenades to 200.
>>171851203
>ultimate: the good ol' boys
>spawns three weak minions who are basically shitty bots.
>explode after 15-20 seconds
>theyre just his drunk buddies
>>171851703
Ana is one of the best chars though so it's fine
>>171844317
the only thing really roastworthy is that cowadoodie soldier skin, and maybe the santa hat lucio skin
>>171851229
How much of a fucking drooling piece of autistic retard do you have to be to think that fucking webm proves anything you inbred moron?
Yes, you went at very hihg speeds and took an objective in a literal one in a hundred 2CP situation.
With that new range, any fucking time you stop literally licking your Reinhardt's ass to try do fucking whatever you will practically cease to exist for your team and make it 5v6 because of your nonexistent damage and mindset of "hurr im fast and things can't hit me, DSPStanky notice me senpai".
Contrary to the fucking the popular opinion it was the OLD Lucio that was allowed to do fun fucking shit because of the fact that you only had to focus on whatever you want to do since you would be supporting your team pretty much from wherever you want to climb and fucking go.
Now it's the opposite. Glued to the team. GG.
t. 3900SR Lucio main
>>171851739
>gold healing is shit
>>171851473
I was actually giving you credit focusing on that statement. your original idea was far worse and nonsensical "blizz remove healers from the game."
I mean at this point your concept of your own identity seems at stake, I guess you consider yourself an intelligent person or something, so it's shocking that everyone is calling you a retard.
It's ok anon, you're not a retard. it's just your ideas that are retarded.
at this point I kinda just feel sorry for you.
>>171850593
>adding a fucking white male (voice)
You simply ask too much.
>>171851831
>being this mad
also tl;dr
can't wait for the lucio buffs
holy shit D.va is SO CUTE
>>171851229
>their junkrat is so shit he managed to die in the 10 seconds it took for them to win
>>171851831
>all these gold permayellow lucio healbots mad they have to do something now
>>171851901
he's right tho, that webm is retarded to use as an argument.
that specific scenario has a very small chance of happening in the first place for a tie breaker, and it's still on the PTR and likely to change.
>>171844132
Sorry pleb, the battlefield series is superior. And I can aim lol
That's why I shit on dps characters as lucio. I get more kills and more obj time. I adapt to my team because I'm not autistically inclined to play a shooter that feels like a rat enclosure urging you to go go go.
Don't defend CoD. I know it means a lot to console plebs but now you sound like a special needs kid.
>>171851869
Alright, so you finally notice the main idea after an exchange of about 6 posts and you offer nothing more than an insult. Good to see this was a complete waste of time. Go kill yourself.
>everyone
nah, just you. enjoy your last (you)
>>171851945
i love doing her emote out of mech because you can see her cute butt
What dpi/sens does everyone play at? 900/2.3 here.
>bastion repair still doesnt have a unique graphic for the resource bar
>>171852104
see >>171851831
also
>lol cawadoody
hasnt been an insult for about 5 years. nobody cares about CoD anymore.
>>171852018
permayellow lucio skyrocketing out of gold/plat s3 into masters this season and sneaking into gm games, see you in my dust trail
What other parties did Overwatch have?
>>171852183
5000/29.4
I really dislike KotH.
I don't know why we can't choose our maps for QP. I get it for ranked but please let me not have to suffer when I wanna have fun.
>>171852183
1200/6.7
>>171852131
> so you finally notice the main idea
"remove healers" is a fucking retarded idea that deserves ridicule. If you want to save your precious ego by believing i'm "just one anon" go ahead.
>>171851831
These changes turn Lucio into a better Winston.
You should be staying in speed boost as often as possible, and he was picked for his speed boost, so all this change really does is make it so your team doesn't get speed boosted as much, and that's the entire fucking point of these changes.
As a tradeoff, they made him even better at harassing and contesting, and his healing was upped to actually be worth a shit.
Reminder not to play Mercy in comp because her SR gain is busted.
>>171852183
1840/14
>>171852349
gay orgies
>friend and i duo queue, get some shitty autolock tracer that causes a sure win on volskaya to be a draw by just going in and dying repeatedly
>he shittalks other guy in my duo who is playing hog
>after the game, do the ol' "invite the rager and instant queue to try and throw a game" maneuver
>no instant queue pop, but he says "i dont give a fuck ill throw games til we're all bronze"
>fuck yeah
>game starts, it's all 3 of us and another 3-man vs a 6-man full of tryhards to the point of all having the same player icon, very clearly all on discord and trying to execute Plays
>this rager in our group plays hog to show my friend how its done
>he plays his fucking heart out and shits all over the enemy team
>we have zero communication and are just winging it
>we shitstomp the fuck out of this poor 6 man while this guy is genuinely shittalking my bud in all chat the entire time while playing the game of his life
harness the power of anger
>Got Huge Res at last
What's the most recent achievement you've got?
Why couldn't this map be Temple of Anubis?
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Egypt
>>171852770
I never liked egypt desu
>>171852523
>the ol' thing that won't work against people older than 15
>very clearly on discord
Harness the power of teen angst
>>171852503
Orgies don't consist of only two people. Unless you mean Tracer. She likely slept around.
>>171852770
It'd be really interesting to see how TF2 maps ported into Overwatch would work. The dynamics of abilities and Ultimates would drastically change the way the maps worked.
>>171852180
post it
>>171852427
>they made lucio less of a support and more of a shit tracer
For what purpose though. I gwt wanting to make him more involved but all they did was make him babysit people like mercy.
>>171852523
>observing a measurable difference in skill between hog players
sensible chuckle.filetype
>>171852770
>when the map maker eventually releases, people will recreate these maps if the tools allow it
>>171852947
supports are not allowed to have fun, healers are supposed to be played by girlfriends and ERPers.
>>171852947
Unlike Mercy, he can actually shoot while healing.
>A new route has been added to Eichenwalde that connects the attacking team's spawn area to the capture point
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
that's great.
>>171853103
I really want to see some good lucio racing modes
>>171852947
anyone that says "lucio is a harasser now lol" is a retard, hes not a dps, his damage is ass, playing him like a dps just makes you a moron
this is why people have a problem with the changes, because everything "buffed" is irrelevant due to him needing to glue himself to the heels of his tanks in order to be worth picking
like if youre not speed boosting teammates lucio shouldnt be picked, period
and that isnt going to change his pickrate either, hes still the motor of the team since they havent changed the base movespeed at all, hes just going to be even LESS engaging to play than he was prior to the changes
Is there any Mei cosplayer that's not a fat fuck?
Were those Lucio buffs really necessary? He was already a top pick, now he will rival Reinhardt.
>>171853271
You and me both.
>there will never be any overwatch versions of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzYjNXpo8Fs
>>171853364
why would you want an obese hero to be cosplayed by a stick figure?
>>171853196
its not really, the route is terrible
all it does is force meis to camp in a different spot, it doesnt open up different attack strats
>>171852947
There were SO MANY POSSIBILITIES to make him more "engaging" and "involving" to play but they took the easiest route and utterly destroyed his range because tehy think deciding which one or two teammates to be glued on would be "engaging"
Just one example out of top of my head.
They could have removed the Amp it Up and tied his volume levels to his wallride performance. Or some shit. He is all about music, dance and rhythm right?
Like;
Two chained wallrides on different angled walls = 50% volume increase
Two seconds of uninterupted wallride = Plays both songs for three seconds
Crossfade, wallride and then crossfade again = Increased projectile speed
Or shit like that, you get the idea.
How would things go if Zen's discord buff stayed?
Reminder if you create an account with Japan selected as country, you can use funny looking letters and play on any region without any restrictions
>>171853579
>Tracer, Genji, Zen, Winston.
Every game.
>>171853349
>hes just going to be even LESS engaging to play than he was prior to the changes
This desu.
It's sad af.
>>171840268
>play ana in plat
>smurf from gm invites me to group because I'm better than a lot of Anas apparently
>we win several games in a row just as soldier and Ana (canon)
>mfw this was after +10 games of "OUR HEALER IS SHIT LET ME WAKE UP THEIR REIN"
It's honestly my fault for playing comp on a patch day. That's against my philosophy and I didn't follow it. I'll probably take a 2 week break since I need to wait out the "orisa mains"
When is he getting buffed boys?
I can't take it anymore...
>>171853579
braindead dive for the next three months
>decide to try orisa after /owg/ shits on her
>break defenders on kings row choke by grav balling them over and over
>dva tries to flank
>shift and destroy her
>throw down ult and push into the point easily
>lob my shield in upper window after we take cart
>keep grav balling 3-4 enemies into my fire+teams
>throw down ult on the cart
>we steamroll all the way to the end
>gold damage/elims/obj elims/obj time
i thought she was supposed to b weak
>>171853570
>>171853349
>>171852947
You guys do realize that this was purposefully done so that more people would pick Ana. When all the other healers are garbage Blizzard's precious grandma will rule the battlefield.
>>171853739
The hour of reckoning will never come. It will never be 12:00 ever again. He is McDead, Jim.
>>171852874
post more porn
>>171853767
she'd probably be considered OP if it werent for the fact that were in the middle of the 'pharah walks on the cieling of the map forever for free and two shots everyone' meta, orisa does particularly poorly against pharah
>>171853767
shes not weak shes just incredibly vulnerable because her hitbox is the size on montana and she only has 400 hp for reasons
can someone post some evidence that my reaper x soldier 76 headcanon ship is official
>>171853767
She's good. Just not as broken as she would need to be to compete with rein. She's an accessory tank like Zarya.
>>171854075
Reaper shot S76 with his shotguns, which are part of his body. He pretty much unleashed his load on the old bastard.
>>171854219
please post proof that my reaper x soldier 76 ship is official
>>171852726
I think it was Enabler. I had to cheese it with Zarya but it worked.
>>171854047
>pharah doesn't have falloff damage
Why
>>171854075
Hey anon, Jeff Kaplan here. Your Reaper x 76 ship is officially canon. Will be putting it in the game in the next update. Thanks for playing Overwatch!
>>171843296
i could play qp with you but i play on EU
>>171854407
post evidence that my reaper x soldier 76 ship headcanon is officially canon
>>171854509
You can switch between regions to play on and the ping difference isn't noticable
>>171854334
>pharah's shift doesnt consume fuel
>you press shift and her fuel literally recharges while she's flying through the air
makes sense
>Temple of Anubis
>Enemy runs Junkrat
>I change to Pharah to counter and target their healers
>Our Zarya changes off so everyone on the ground just takes it up the ass by the time I get kills in
I can't be fucking everyone. Why does this happen to me
>bunny hopping Symmetra
>>171854620
>instalock road
>nobody picks rein
>it's temple of arabs
good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVzcG_pgRA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p9EkapNBQY
I love Junkrat
>TIL valkyries originally were demons until they got popular in poetry, but even after that, they were known for making heroes die when they should have survived and lived on
>Mercy's suit is called the Valkyrie suit
Um...
>>171854664
>play rienhardt
>hit her with my giant fucking chinese spade
some things you cant bunny hop out of the way of
New defenses class: Omni revolutionary fighting for his peoples rights
75 HP/75 Armor/ 50 Shield
>M1 Shoulder Gattling
Fires quick 15 bullet bursts (1-3 damage each depending on falloff) with almost no spread with 0.3 second pauses in between "shots." 120 round magazine.
>M2: Corrupt Power Core
Holds out core that makes AOE reverse of lucio's healing aura. 19 DPS to anyone within a 10 meter radius. Can't activate other abilities or normal fire while in use
>Shift: Deployment.
Can deploy one of 3 omnics and set their "patrol" path back and forward. (3 deployed maximum). 15 second cooldown after deploying one. Bots will only hacked for 2 seconds (4 by EMP).
1. Fire-bots. 175HP. Max 3 deployed
The same bots from the training level, but their slow firing bullets slowly home in on enemies within 30 meters. But they will run into walls or shields if you go around or behind them. .
2. Healbot. 250HP. Max 1 deployed.
Can be deployed to sit in one place and heals anyone within 8 meters of it. It heals 15% of your maximum health per second if you have under 300 HP and heals 5% of your health is over 300 HP.
3. Bulkbot. 100 HP/225 Shield. Max 2 deployed
Bots that will endlessly hunt down a grounded player once they make line of sight within 50 meters. Attack only with melee that does 55 DPS. Move at Lucio's speed song rate. Can climb walls.
>E: Drone
Player becomes idle as they take on the body of a flying drone that allows them freely fly for 8 seconds. Moves at Speed Boosted lucio rate. Has 25HP and can divebomb with right click to create a 35 damage explosion on impact.
>Ultimate: GOD AI
Doubles speed, firing rate, healing, and health of all deployed bots and they can not be hacked for 8 seconds. Grants user additional 125 Shield and the ability to use both M1 and M2 at the same time. Drone becomes disabled for duration.
>Passive: Light Metal
Gains speed boost when shield and armor is depleted.
>>171854789
>Join game
>Pick healer
>The other 5 dps
>"Hey guys can we get a tank please? A healer would work too, I can go Rein in that case."
>No response
>About to ask again
>Someone finally switches to Roadhog 30 seconds later
>Decide to not say anything because it might go fine
>Enemy team pushes in and steamrolls the first point almost uncontested
>"A Rein might be better, we could really use a shield."
>The guy who picked Roadhog finally plugs his mic in
>"You wanted a tank, I picked a tank, so shut the fuck up."
>Lose the second point almost as fast
>Can't even get past the choke when it's our turn to attack
>>171854664
Symmetra and Junkrat would both be better off if they kept their flavor but switched abilities and playstyle.
>symmetra assists her team from afar, using technoexplosives to distrupt shields and fly gracefully around the battlefield
>junkrat places a bunch of crazy Australian gadgets to annoy the shit out of others and holds w+m1 to kill you
VHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A HAMMER, EVERYONE ELSE IS A NAIL.
Since when can fucking tank mode Bastion self heal? That's fucking ridiculous.
>>171855365
I read "anal"
>>171852880
>ctf_2fort
>playing one hero forever
>not learning a new character each time you've mastered one
what are you, some kind of tryhard?
>>171848276
>join game
>someone picks Sombra
>all the nasally anal pained White Bois start speaking on their mics in the most annoying voices as possible
>>171855559
i don't even need to have time played on any random hero to be skilled with them, as when i pick them i'm automatically better than 9/10 "mains" of that hero
>playing projectile hero
>enemy going near you practically guarantees your hits will register due to the huge hitboxes
>playing hitscan hero
>enemy's head can take up your entire screen and your weapon will still miss
>>171855615
>join game
>someone picks Sombra
>don't bother giving them shit but still write them off
1 out of every 5 sombras will actually contribute.
>>171851987
thats cuckrat players in a nutshell for you
>>171855912
>enemy has junkrat in quickplay
>he plays junkrat 3 matches in a row
>loses all of them
>continues like this
>he has 150 junkrat hours and 35% winrate
life is pain
>>171855270
>omnic
>"""""""""people"""""""""
disgusting
>>171853739
How to buff Mccree
1. FAN's spread is dependant on the number of bullets left. Less bullets, less spread.
2. FAN can headshot again.
3. High Noon grants a +25 health shield that will heal when not taking damage for as little as 0.25 seconds.
4. High Noon deals triple damage to barriers.
5. Combat Roll's cooldown reduced to 4 seconds if performed with full ammo.
there, now Mccree is viable.
>>171850535
going back to the live version of boop is driving me fucking nuts I'm supposed to have like three times amount of environmental kills I'm getting any given game
>>171856062
..and so is death
>>171840379
>blizzard already made their money.
dude they see this as just the beginning... blizz is still steaming over the money they blew by allowing DOTA 2 to take over the actual comp circuit an they want to use overwatch to reclaim it. they are anticipating stadium filled contests.
Any lore updates?
And how's Orisa? Haven't had a chance to try her yet.
>>171856070
SAYS THE INFERIOUR FLESHBAG. I LAUGH AT YOUR INFERIORITY.
>>171856262
I really feel like that list should include the shit at GDC because it won't even come up anywhere else. And it was more informative than anything Chu has said on his twitter.
>>171844067
>lucio/rein pretty equally
>6/10
>5/10
i'm very average but oh well
>>171844836
>British "cuisine"
>>171856394
Omnicposting is the cancer that is killing this general
>>171856430
Eh, he said at the beginning that everything he was saying could be changed, so it's a maybe. I get what you are saying, but the point of the list is to list stuff that has no chance of ever being expanded on in canon lore.
>>171854826
I love him tooespecially when I melt his stupid face with my laser pointer.
>>171856543
>>171856121
I like it, would actually try to gitgud at aiming if shit like this were to happen.
>Orisa's ult doesn't boost friendly bots in Training mode
Worst mistakes of all time?
>>171856879
Literally breaks the game
Wtf I am /paladins/ now
>>171844067
Ana
7/10
9/10
>>171856556
>Eh, he said at the beginning that everything he was saying could be changed
He never said that. Only that he might get dates wrong so don't hold it against him. Only date he was iffy on was how long Mei has been asleep.
>>171850234
In everything above gold the alpha Widow is going to make it a 6v5
>>171857469
And the beta widow is too much of a dumbass to switch, as always.
>literally in every single fucking situation the enemy has clipping privileges over me
>>171857587
correct
>>171857614
>walk backwards near wall
>just freeze completely
>can't even strafe
>die
>i got stuck in the little green sign prop above me somehow
just amazing design
>>171851880
Everyone including the peace activists could hate him
like, his response to Mei scolding him for being so mean could be a loud robot burp in her face
time to put on my Raptora suit and go terrorizing Platinum again
Why didn't Reinhardt get a Guan Yu skin for chinese new year?
>travelling to vodka insdustries
>travelling to hanamura
>>171852479
How is it busted?
Besidesbeing the poorest support to climb with.
>diamond last season
>feeling bretty good
>this season
>almost every match is a loss
>constant drop in sr
>already down to 2300
>no signs of any hope
>>171855270
>Healbot
>It heals 15% of your maximum health per second
it would heal critically hurt tanks as fast as a mercypoetic
>>171857016
tfw no Ying waifu in overwatch
>>171858482
Mike is that u
I'm convinced that all junkrat players in comp are actually retarded. Every time at the start of the game on defense they overextend to lob garbage damage at the spawn charging support ults and get picked. I'll just be spamming group up with the barrier activated but for some reason they genuinely want to die.
Paladins is absolutely btfoing overwatch and you can't do anything about it
>>171858638
ying would unironically be a good support for overwatch
also because double shatter would instantly kill every attack hero in the game if it was balanced by Blizzard
>>171858825
Other than being freemium trash its much better than overwatch
>tfw never played or watched paladins
I need healing
>>171858498
Learn to read. It is only 15% a second if your MAX health is under 300.
So at most, a squishy with a Sym shield would get 42HP/s, whereas anyone over 300HP would get less. Roadhog at 600 would only get 30HP/s.
>>171858657
i didn't post that but my name is mike
>>171859053
hi mike
Reminder that Reyes was never invited to regular Overwatch orgies
>>171858657
No I'm not Mike but that other guy is
>>171858825
Lex is making Paladins unplayable since they added him with his retarded snowballing and damage, Orisa is a great addition in comparison.
>>171859160
hey
>>171859189
Wrong
>>171859016
genji pls go
>>171859189
The only ones they didn't invite were Genji and Tracer.
McCree's reload takes fucking forever, it's unrealistic in the current meta.
Lucio kinomatic when?
>>171844067
>most played hero (in comp)
Junkrat
>what you'd rate your aim out of 10
2/10
>what you'd rate your game-sense out of 10
4/10
>>171841529
Well I'm sure blizzard did a great job on Doomfist but he doesn't sound like the kind of hero I'd play. I'll stick with my horsegirl thank you very much
>>171859189
hmmm
>Someone instalocks Orisa
>They're inexcusably bad with her
Every time.
Ran into one who used their barrier once during the entire game, and did so only to put it in front of their ult.
>Sombra ults on point filled with enemies
>they continue using their skills and ults like nothing happened
Really makes you think...
>>171860071
Give people some time
>>171860071
at least it wasnt sombra
does this game take skill? what i mean is does it have mechanical depth like tf2 or quake or is it mostly point and click
>>171860165
Nigga there's being new at something and then there's being fucking awful.
>>171859053
hi mike :@
>>171860017
Yep, I need to rename my files
>>171860298
sup
>>171860298
i dont browse 4chan mike E:
new DPS: Silvester.
Birth place: Las vegas, Nevada
Appearance: Slick hair, goatie
M1: Attacks by throwing cards. Fast projectile
M2: Hold to charge, increasing the damage of the next attack by 100% (basically deals double damage)
E: Throws a joker card at the ground that creates a clone that attacks in the same direction, the clone deals half of the damage and receives 50% more damage.
Shift: Silvester starts surfing cards, can go to any direction. Deals damage to enemies that come in contact and put a debuff on them, making the next damage done by Silvest to be enhanced by 50%.
Ultimate: No idea, create something
Original character, don't steal it
what's the consensus on the lucio buff?
>>171860164
Sombra is honestly way shittier than she should be. The fact you can't use her EMP to cancel ults like 76 or genji is inexcusable.
She should also cancel movement abilities like genjis double jump, pharah's hover, hanzos wall run. She feels half-thought and poorly implemented.
If you consider the fact that hacking is one of her abilities it's barely worth hacking most of the cast considering most heros only have one or two abilities and between translocator and hack sombra can basically only shoot and she does shit all damage.
If you hack a mei for example she's still going to dunk you 100% of the time. She's strong against tanks though.
>>171845592
"Everyone is cumming on me!"
>>171860435
CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP
>>171860314
Sorry for embarrassing you anon.
>>171860493
yeah, this is not going to make it to the live client
>>171860435
The speed boosting is completely overtuned and should be removed or capped. I like everything else though, it forces him to be a more active healer and contribute less by simply existing.
>>171845592
"HEAD ESTABLISHED" - mercy
>>171860573
so instead of simply existing he is going to have to simply exist close to his team
>>171860230
there is some mechanical depth, and it will cause you to win more games than you lose, but the game is more similar to something like CS:GO.
The thing to understand is that Overwatch tests a different set of skills than true arena shooters.
>>171860706
yup, but at least that requires him to actively do that. If he's not up the ass of someone who needs healing he's not going to be doing much.
> pick Hanzo
> team instantly tilts and goes 4 dps
> end with 3 golds, only teammate on fire and PoTG
> "fucking scrub playing Hanzo"
Every time.
>>171858924
>>171858825
Unironically this.
It's much less polished, has worse designs and looks uglier. BUT, it's not flawed in it's core like Overwatch is.
Too bad it's never going to get fraction and catch off.
Maybe Quake Champions will manage to do it, but I doubt it. We're stuck with this joke of a game.
>>171847686
I am 99% sure that it was intentional
WHY DOES EVERY GAME TODAY GET RUINED BY A FUCKING WIDOW MAINING AUTIST PIECE OF SHIT CLICKING HEADS FOR INSTAKILLS. FUCK OFF AND FUCK BLIZZARD FOR PANDERING TO THE COD KIDDIES. A 0.0sec TTK hero with infinite range shouldnt fucking exist PERIOD. FFFFFFFFFUCK OFF.
>>171858924
>>171858825
>>171860902
Shush, shills
>>171860230
Very little. And no it's not "more like CSGO" like this guy says, not at all. >>171860850
From that one sentence you've typed I can tell this isn't the game for you. Don't waste your money.
>>171860970
> enemy has a widow
> stack tanks
> enemy widow can no longer kill anyone
There, you just won your game.
>>171860902
Does Jeff holds you family in hostages?
I never understood people like you
>>171861057
Widow dumps on tanks the fuck you talkin about?
>>171860902
>hit shift as the not-reaper character
>DEATH COMES
I laughed for about a solid minute when I heard that.
>>171860230
It's a fun game and like TF2 some classes are braindead but some others have a high skill ceilling. Almost every hero has a low skill floor altho.
>>171861117
the game is just shit and people spent $40 dollary doos on it and they feel ripped off.
>>171861123
t.silver
>>171861123
The fuck are you talking about? Widow can't 1 shot tanks and it's basically free support ult charge. Just hide behind a wall/shield and you'll be fine
>>171860883
blizzard just needs to remove his auras entirely, an aura hero is a retarded concept
>>171861159
He's much more of a McCree + Tracer gameplay wise, with Reaper-like edge overload visual design.
>>171861278
That's why you are still shitposting in Overwatch general almost one year after release
>>171861332
I sort of agree, it's passive to a fault and requires basically zero skill for maximum benefit.
>>171861307
>Just hide behind a wall/shield
That gets old fast when Widowmaker is in every game
>>171861369
I'de say he's more of a mcree/genji combo with the reflect and dash moves. Just the way he delivered the line was funny as hell, at least to me.
>>171856121
I agree with 1 2 and 5
Doubt that 3,4 would work since Blizz doesnt want to make the game too complex for casuals
>>171861278
I'm glad overwatch doesnt have a stupid card system that rewards dumping money and grinding.
At least i know that spent 40 shekels and got everything useful instead of grinding a chinese rip off game
>>171861439
yes. I hate videogames
>>171861439
Yea, I'm sure it's just one guy that has been doing it since release, not different people buying the game and regretting spending money on such a pile of dogshit.
>>171861307
It's more the fact that she can take off huge chunks of health which make them easy pickins for the rest of the team or forces them to retreat or hide as you said which means they aren't pushing the objective. Plus she can obliterate all healers with 1-shot so it's just a matter of time before the tanks lose their backup.
My game's stopped playing music! The sound settings are all at default, but ever since the patch there's absolutely no music. I'm on PS4. Any tips?
>>171861465
Having a support with a positioning focused kit with things like speed, boop and wall riding is fun, but loading most of his power into passive auras and an aoe shield makes him fucking boring to play. 30m speed boost is also way too strong and makes him a must play in almost all situations, and reducing the range just chains the positioning based hero to his team. I have no idea how blizzard thinks they are fixing his problems with those changes.
>>171844067
rein
7/10
8/10
>>171861713
>>>/v/
>>171861746
Are you really urinocally defending paLELdinds, the game that needs random cards drops that enhance skills and damage? Instead of overwatch, where you just play the game normally without grinding anything?
Jesus christ then just get the fuck out already
>>171860902
Bomb King unironically has the best design in any hero shooter ever. Not even as a meme.
>>171861841
You're fucked until they fix it
>4/6ths of the team is using Cute Sprays
well no wonder we lost that hard
Can we agree they somehow managed to make the matchmaking even worse?
>>171861746
>>171861278
I have a theory, that in, fact you two are same person
>>171860446
I mean an ulting Genji without dash or deflect is pretty much dead. But yeah like 1/3 of the cast gets insta-gibbed if they're hacked and the rest just shrug it off. Seems balanced to me, senpai.
>>171861607
>hi-rez
>chinese
also the core gameplay of paladins is better
at least theres guns in this game, nobody's forced to pick chore classes, and it doesn't pretend to be an esport
>>171861841
I'm having this too. Also on ps4.
>>171862128
If they got rid of the awkward as fuck lag between IM RIGHT BEHIND YOU and when she could actually start hacking she'd be a lot more useful. As it is right now a genji or tracer has an hour and a half to react to your presence and spam anything in your general direction to completely cancel the hack.
Do they...?
>>171862369
Reminds me of some clothes ads using Madoka
>>171862284
So we have several people who spend their lives in a general of the game they hate
Huh, interesting
>get a solo team kill
>teammates still afraid of going near point
Every fucking time.
>>171860970
>hating the most balanced watchfu
Just fucking shove your dick in her face. Don't play games with her just rush her ass.
Daily reminder that removing Junkrat from the game would make it inherently more enjoyable.
>>171862350
Maybe. I think giving people a half a second to react is more fun to play against. Also her voice cue is now the same distance as the hack range, so you just stand one meter outside of the range before uncloaking and they can't hear you.
Also she absolutely shits on Genji and Tracer, I don't know what you're talking about. You can hack Tracer while she's reloading and you can hack Genji while he's deflecting. They both die pretty much instantly (assuming you're in the friendly backline and not the enemy's).
>live in NYC, have best internet available
>50 ping at all times on NA server
>takes 5 minutes to find a quickplay game, half the games cancel because not enough players
>switch to Asian server region
>20 ping
>find games literally 3 seconds after hitting the button
What the fuck? Why is this happening?
>>171862140
>hi-rez
>chinese
I know it's not made by a chinse company, but the game looks like a chinese rip off of overwatch.
>also the core gameplay of paladins is better
You can't nitpick parts that are shitty and exclude them. The card system is stupid as shit and it's only there because paladins is a F2P trash.
>at least theres guns in this game
???
>nobody's forced to pick chore classes
The only chose class in OW is support, and Lucio, Ana and Zen aren't chores at all because they're pretty fun to play.
>and it doesn't pretend to be an esport
Fair enough, but how does this affect my enjoyment of the game? Oh it doesn't
>>171860970
>wahhh one (1) character in my moba rewards individual skill
>>171862594
>get teamkill as Pharah with team's Zarya on Anubis B
>get killed
>rest of team still jerking off at the chokepoint
>>171862704
She shits on them if she gets a hack off, but what i'm saying is its super easy for them to avoid that.
>uninstalled game
>Orisa released
>reinstall game
>feel like uninstalling again
I cant even pay attention when playing anymore. I kind of just shut my brain off, lose focus on the screen and go full autopilot. Its like that with all videogames though.
Also, the only person I play with is level 579 and cannot get higher than rank 1200 while I'm 223 and 3490
>>171862670
so many months of tears
>>171862902
name 10 guns in this "first person shooter" with 24 characters
>>171862585
I'm the other guy you initially replied to but I play both games, mainly because of friends I admit, but I do.
>>171861607
You can spend less shekels on Paladins to get every hero and you'll have more than enough currency to buy all the cards for all the characters they will ever release without ever grinding.
The cards also allow vastly different ways of playing some of the characters. Like allowing the sniper class to give up effectiveness to allow her to deal with flankers much better.
Also mainly it's not a fucking barrier tank deathball-fest which is what Overwatch will never not be. Also it has less auto-aim bullshit and is less ultimate focused. These are all major pluses for me.
>>171863056
Right, but I'm saying they both have a period where they're extremely vulnerable to being hacked- especially if you're behind a shield or on high ground.
>>171863414
Why are you still here
>>171863593
Well, with Tracer you're right since she can't not reload.
Genji can just not reflect and he's fine.
>>171862369
Tracer corrupts D.Va into lesbianism.
>>171863734
Don't touch my wife!
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DEAL WITH RETARDED PPL PLAYING COMP.
You have different kind
>No one talk and at the end of the match "YOU SUCK"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU8CC
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I CANT EVEN TYPE IM SO ANGRY AT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER CUM EATING MONKEY QIESDRGJKOP¨QOERGJIP¨QOERGJIP¨QIZERFGJKOP¨
BLIZZARD LET ME REPORT AND FUCKIND DO SOMETHING I WANT TO CRY FUUUUUUUUCK
>>171863256
>a FPS that uses non tradional guns and have the freedom to use wathever it wants to make gameplay more diverse is bad
Dumb argument
>>171863414
But in overwatch i dont need to spent my time grinding for a hero i want to play, if i don't like Tracer i can play Hanzo, if i don't like Rein i can play D.VA, and not spending any money or time grinding them.
>The cards also allow vastly different ways of playing some of the characters. Like allowing the sniper class to give up effectiveness to allow her to deal with flankers much better.
If this wasn't random drop based that would be a plus, but it's not.
>Also mainly it's not a fucking barrier tank deathball-fest which is what Overwatch will never not be. Also it has less auto-aim bullshit and is less ultimate focused. These are all major pluses for me.
Then stop playing this game and stop browsing this general. Do us all a favor
>>171863723
Tracer can also just dash out of range to reload which any good tracer would be doing anyway.
>>171863723
>>171863959
Yes, they both have to actually outplay Sombra, which is fine. Also Tracer needs to use at least two blinks to get out of range.
Hi who do you main?
>>171863938
>having half the characters have no guns in a first person shooter, some even with neither projectiles nor hiscan, is OK
>>171863256
Is this bait? There's like 15 guns in OW.
>>171839782
>Instalocks Ana
>Oh good, we have a healer
>"BTW I only play dps Ana, so don't expect heals"
D P S A N A
>europoors waking up
>/owg/ quality at record low
really makes you think
>>171864221
Reinhardt, but Junkrat is a close 2nd
Why are most Koreans so annoying in this game?
>>171864382
>>europoors waking up
>8PM UTC
er, you mean amerifats getting off work?
>>171864240
First person shooter refers to the game genre, not the type of weapon they're using. Are you really that dense?
So TF2 isn't a FPS because you can use a bow and arrow,a medi gun, or using a knife to insta kill?
There's no problem with no histscan weapons, i don't know what you're complaining. If you think that OW isn't "deserving" of the title of FPS then just play CSGO and battlefield, where every weapon is real at least. OW is set in a futuristic setting, FFS.
>>171864221
I love omnics!
>>171863256
Everyone except Winston has a gun.
>>171840734
>Mollywhoppin#1159
I know how that feels, wrecked the first few months of the game, now that i have friends and discord channels the game is way better and worth the time. I'll add you for a game sometime. I also really liked that image so your already off on a good start!
>>171864221
boop.
but the amount of shit i get for doing so bugs me.
>>171864320
15/24 characters having "guns" is good
>>171864480
>tfw you'll never fuck an Asian qt because theyre a <1% minority in your country
>you have tons of Muslim military age male "refugees" stealing your own women instead
>>171864240
Write a 500 words essay why it is wrong. No less than 1/3 of it should be in form of poetry
Also you can't use letter "y"
>>171864221
She's never a bad pick
>>171864650
Sombra is a very useful character with a high skill floor
People played her for one hour, couldn't get the hang of her, and now vilify anyone who actually manages to be good with her
This will change soon, I've seen many more Sombras recently.
>>171864623
>hammer
>gun
>pulse/laser faggotry
>guns
>balls
>gun
>shuriken
>gun
>bow
>gun
>autism pajeet beam
>gun
>>171864382
>8pm in the evening
If you're going to shitpost at least TRY, holy shit this is the worst bait yet
>>171864834
sombra buffs increased quality of life, but comp still proves people shit on whats easiest to shit on.
>>171864926
Oooooohhhhhh, I see. Your problem is that this game set in the future isn't using Uzis, machine guns, pistols, AK-47's and other current guns.
>>171865073
No I have a problem with not being allowed to shoot people in a first person shooter. Half the meta viable picks dont even have to aim.
>>171865008
People need to be more trusting in comp, idk about silver and bronze but in basically every game I've ever been in around gold and plat people pick the heroes they are best at
I don't freak the fuck out when we have a nice general outline filled in by people playing their mains even if they aren't meta, such as Sombra
>>171854334
It's her trade off for splash damage being non existent.
>>171865195
>this autism
lel
>>171865195
Is there a better feeling than landing a 180 sleep on genji that just ulted behind your team?
>>171865195
This is a pretty rich vein of 'tism, anon. Please keep posting, I'd like to harvest more.
>>171865195
Are you locked in dungeon and forced to play Overwatch? It isn't single multiplayer shooter on the market
>>171865210
what magic land are you from.
i've found the only time i have a bad time is when someone blames one group ( our dps is lacking, mercy rez me, blah blah)
>>171865195
This is the most autistic thing to complain about possibly ever in relation to this game
Capped, thank you
>>171865195
why are you even in this thread? just fuck off
>>171863938
>But in overwatch i dont need to spent my time grinding for a hero i want to play, if i don't like Tracer i can play Hanzo, if i don't like Rein i can play D.VA, and not spending any money or time grinding them.
Right, you paid 40$ for that. You can do the same for Paladins by paying 15$ for the founder's pack which means you don't have to grind for shit.
>If this wasn't random drop based that would be a plus, but it's not.
You can craft all of them, and as I said if you pay the shekels for the founders pack, currency to craft those become essentially irrelevant.
>Then stop playing this game and stop browsing this general. Do us all a favor
I don't usually post like this besides complaining about barriers from time to time.
>>171865073
Are you really arguing realism in a video game?
Furthermore, machine guns and AK-47s would blow away the entire roster of this game.
As it stands, there's no reason for the other 23 characters not to carry Soldier's pulse rifle.
It's a standard assault rifle that is easy to use and carry. If you're really arguing from realism then tell me why Mercy or Genji doesn't carry a pulse rifle? They'd both love to have it.
What's also pretty retarded is to argue from realism and assert that hammers, small shurikens, and slow moving projectiles will become more popular and more efficient than assault rifles in the future.
>>171865195
>>171865528
you spoke too soon there friend.
see: >>171865727
Thread is sure special today
>>171865195
Pick a hero who has to aim then?
>>171865865
>have fun
>win
>choose one
Not the guy you replied to, but this is a core issue with Overwatch tbqh.
>>171865727
Because it's a class based fantasy-futuristic game. If everyone carried the same gun it would have 0 diversity.
>What's also pretty retarded is to argue from realism and assert that hammers, small shurikens, and slow moving projectiles will become more popular and more efficient than assault rifles in the future.
Wow who gives a shit, good thing that videogames aren't bound to real life rules uh?
>>171866027
Are you implying that you can't win playing aim based hero?
>>171866027
What the fuck
If this is your issue with the game then you're just shit. The game doesn't have to be bad.
Would a character that applies DoT's be any useful in this game? I feel like there's so much ambient healing it would be really trash and pointless.
>>171846525
Gibe me that Pharah pic!
>>171866027
I have fun and win a lot. Stop being a baby.
>ywn be overpowered by a drunk zarya and forced to impregnate her
>>171866342
DoTs are pretty shitty in this type of game. Widow already has one. Technically Ana's gun is a very short DoT.
>>171866443
>>171866262
>>171866240
I'm glad you guys can have fun playing Rein/Soldier/Ana/Lucio/Hog
I don't.
>>171866342
Widowmaker does. Ana technically does
>>171866523
why cant she impregnate me?
I really wish Junkrat was good. I have so many hours on demo I could be applying but his balls are so freaking slow I feel punished for existing.
>>171866603
because she is 100% beautiful, lovely, feminine woman
>>171866342
Depends how he does it and how fast the Dot ticks.
TF2 pyro is near useless without unlocks because afterburn is pathetic and classes have almost every way to get rid off of it.
In overwatch not all classes have self heal and medikits arent near as acessible, but a Lucio could ruin its day for good.
>>171866342
Probably not unless there was some kind of status effect to go along with it.
>>171866672
there's nothing more beautiful than being gay for a woman's penis
Genji is with you
>>171866572
But Rein/Soldier/Ana/ do require aim
Also you can win with absolutely every hero
>>171866654
He's a little bit better now that you can literally shove your gun up someones ass and obliterate them with crit bombs.
>>171866572
There are people in high ranks who don't even play those heroes. Also what's wrong with Rein/Soldier/Ana/Lucio/Hog? They're fun to play.
>>171866836
*Hog/Soldier/Ana/
>>171866674
>>171866695
I think a DoT of 60-80 damage being applied over 5 seconds would be fair if it denied you healing during that period of time and it took some skill to apply the DoT (Like an aimed projectile instead of a splash grenade or flamethrower).
>>171866654
Junkrat is sleeper OPa atm. people still have the mindset he's useless, but now he can be played in the front lines and OHKO almost every other DPS. I'm not even talking about his mine which is ridiculous.
>Update
Wut
>>171866824
because.. I need healing.
>>171864743
>muh guns
>"guns"
>>171867009
>Sleeper OP
He's useless outside mine range and soldier still beats him even in mine range unless you can land one direct before he gets rockets off.
>>171866572
Soldier, Ana and Hig require aim, what the fuck are you talking about?
Also Mei and Junkrat players can play better than average if they aim their shots too.
You're also forgetting a bunch of other heroes like tracer, genji, hanzo, mccree and widow who needs to aim to kill someone.
Literally the only aim-less heroes are winston and Sym.
I actually preferred the more passive play style of lucio. Less "impactful" as blizzard called it. I don't like the new lucio as much after playing him a bit on ptr. Shits a lot more stressful and twitchy. I feel like I should constantly be doing some crazy shit and wall riding at 100 mph. I just want to chill and pump up some tunes to speed boost my team into position or after a retreating enemy. I'm not good at shooters so I liked how passive his play style was and how I could still help just by being around.
One thing I do like is the new boop. Always loved getting kills with it
>>171867006
Unless the projectile is his M1 and not a skill with a cooldown this would be near useless.
Even so, i don't think a pyro-esque class would be that bad in overwatch if it had some extra stuff to compensante.
>>171867340
>I don't want to actually have to do anything
>>171862670
>mfw on a 3 win streak while only using rat
>>171865727
>I WANT ALL FPS GAMES TO BE CALL OF DUTY AND BATTLEFIELD WHERE EVERYONE IS THE EXACT SAME WITH THE EXACT SAME WEAPONS
You have those games, go play them if you demand so much realism and sameness.
Mei is thin. THIN!!
>>171867340
I main Lucio and I never liked playing passively at all, but these PTR changes are still bad because it promotes aggressive Lucio while reducing his AOE significantly.
Lucio was great because his aggressive capabilities were complimented by constantly supporting his team and now he's either chained to them or being of very little use healing wise.
>>171867238
Soldier has his own official Blizzard-created aimbot, though.
>>171867654
*THICC
Anyone else experiencing tranquility at levels unforeseen since the 50 percent discord?
>>171867683
Lucio is now functionally mercy except with some solo speed gimmicks. Le squirmy frog of point contesting just got 10x stronger but him as a support class diminished greatly.
>>171860902
>BUT, it's not flawed in it's core like Overwatch is.
HiRez tries so hard to make it flawed like OverWatch.
Sha Lin, Maeve and now Lex, the insta-delete everyone in your way character. Straight up OverWatch tier balance pass and the constant nerfing of tanks and shit cards.
The only leg up that Paladins has is wide open maps for actual flanking and not chokepoint after chokepoint.
>>171867835
Other than pooping on Orisa's retarded big hitbox I haven't noticed anything.
>>171867801
which is an ultimate that you don't have available most of the time
>>171856262
So zero lore updates, only this one guy >>171856430 who loves chu?
>>171844067
>hanzo
>8/10
>10/10
currently stable at around 3050, cant seem to get higher
>>171866342
It would have to actually be like vanilla WoW warlock in order to be good.
>>171867835
wait did they buff discord?
>>171844067
>Lucio
>10/10 (for a lucio, which isnt much)
>7.5/10
>>171865413
That's definitely up there. Deflecting a graviton is a top tier feeling too.
>>171867835
It's weird
Buff wasn't that much but headshoting seems to be much easier
casual reminder mchanzo is going to be canon
https://clyp.it/tnkieedk
>>171867507
You severely underestimate the power of his auras. He's never "doing nothing". It's impossible since his auras are passive. No matter what he's helping his team.
>>171867683
Exactly. I feel like I have to play like fucking DSPstanky now.
>>171854154
This!
But Zarya is nice for D.Va and squishies
>mfw D.Va tries to block laser
>>171867976
I dunno, maybe it's just placebo for me playing as zen, but recently I feel like the straight ball shooting feels much better when going for farther shots.
>>171868578
Well stanky is the best lucio in the world. He's a fucking monster
>>171868659
You can easy outsnipe bad widows now
>>171868058
>who loves chu
Man, you're a baby. What about the guy who posted Chu's shitty musings on twitter that are relatively pointless? He's a bigger fan boy than me.
>defence
>4 of us pick
>need a tank and a soldier
>retard premade picks torb and symmetra
>enemy team has 2 mins left
>same match another round of defence
>3 of us pick
>need 2 dps and a tank
>dps picks reaper and sombra
>they have a pharah
>refused to switch
>lose
Then they think why they're still in plat
Should I throw my placements? I'm going to play them with a controller.
>>171868809
Oh trust me, I have
sombra and zenyatta mains are the real mvps
shoutout to yall niggas
doin gods work
>want to practice
>play quickplay
>get matched against people with way higher rank then me
Fuck off you damn cunts. Can blizzard actually program matchmaking that makes fair matches?
>>171869178
t. sombra and zenyatta main
>>171868989
>I'm going to play them with a controller.
so you'll be throwing anyway
>>171869205
They don't give a shit about QP. I've seen matches where some people had SR differences of 1500 or more.
>>171868038
>most of the time
Takes him twenty seconds to charge it up.
>>171869205
>wants to practice against equally bad or even worse players instead of practicing against better players to improve and stealing their strategies
you are everything that's wrong with generation Z. go watch some 'youtube guides' or 'pros' on 'twitch' or whatever you kids do to 'get better' at video games
>>171869205
quick play always prioritizes servers with the best ping.
there is nothing wrong with this. quick play does not need to be perfectly balanced. it's the casual mode.
>People keep locking Orisa and playing her poorly
>I have to watch this, wanting to play her but holding off until the "Newness" wears off, having gotten golds every time I've played her
>Setting up shields out in the open instead of chokepoints
>Not laying down suppressing fire
>Hardly using the Orb whatsoever
>Setting up the booster wide in the open so it will be immediately taken out
>mfw
MAKE IT STOP
>>171869178
Don't forget Winston mains, anon!
So now that there's always gonna be 2 heroes with shields on the defending team, you think we're gonna see even more of bastion?
>>171869842
Mate, I just got matched against three people that were atleast 1500 sr higher than me. I don't mind playing against slightly better people but something like this is not helpful for practice.
If Symmetra's 20m-long no-aim autolock beam is allowed to do 120 dps, then Winston's 8m-long no-aim autolock lightning should be allowed to do 120 dps as well.
Discuss.
>>171870368
No.
Why doesn't this game have proper replays, match history, stats, etc?
Have the stats be inaccessible during and shortly after the game if you don't want the casual babbies to be offended for being shit, but I don't understand how they can get away with not having these core features in a supposedly """"competitive"""" multiplayer shooter.
>>171870709
>Why doesn't this game have proper replays, match history, stats, etc?
because it's an unfinished game. they literally sold a beta version for 40 - 60 bucks and people ate it up.
it won't be finished for another 2 to 3 years
>do my placement for free gold points at end of season
>lose 5 matches
>rank gold
?????????????????????????
>>171870709
Blizzard is a small start-up without manpower.
>>171870806
finished games are dead games
>>171862140
>also the core gameplay of paladins is better
let me guess....it just "feels" good?
>>171869285
d.va main actually
How long till rape tentacle nerf?
>>171870507
Why not? If a Support can do that kind of damage then a Tank should as well.
Threw one of my placements and now I feel bad.
>>171870709
they're trying to strike a balance. between useful info and feel goods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB0hgR3JbAE
This shit turns me on so fucking much. It's one of the only reasons I play Winston or play against Winston.
>solo-wipe enemy team but still lose because my team too afraid to get on the objective
The next hero should have Orisa's CC but for teammates.
>>171871168
A tank has a lot more health than a support
What is it that other heroes don't get about the payload
>>171871323
Doesn't matter when either can kill enemies in two seconds flat.
>>171871224
>>171870368
If you target 2 people it does do 120dps
>>171871417
some aren't that sexual and/or just hilarious but others make my dick so fucking rock hard. their cries of the intensity of the feeling is insane.
>>171871530
I really can't judge you for this. Do whatever the fuck you want man. Godspeed
Listen up you stupid mother fuckers. If I'm healing you DON'T FUCKING PICK UP A GOD DAMN HEALTH PACK! I need the ult charge. Ty.
>>171871530
>>171871224
I honestly understand where you're coming from, electricity and the falling deaths are so satisfying to hear
>>171871224
>those mei sounds
she really got into that one
>>171870367
>I just got matched against three people that were atleast 1500 sr higher than me
>atleast 1500 sr higher than me
are you on a private server or something?
>>171865246
And having slow as fuck rockets.
>When the other 2 dps are so shit that you have gold as roadhog
>>171870817
real smart hiding your name bro
>>171871959
>roadhog isn't a dps
>it's somehow odd to get gold damage as roadhog
How is bronze?
>>171870817
Placements only matter in your first ranked seasons, otherwise you just get put to the rank of your last season pretty much
>Deliberately doing nothing as Sombra actively trying to lose
He wasn't even griefing. Silent on the mic and just hiding in the corners of the map.
>>171860395
Post benis
>>171872201
>Watched streams and shit during beta
>Got to play with scrubs who didn't know you needed a healer to win
>Eternally inflated SR because of it
>>171872270
>He wasn't even griefing
>Silent on the mic and just hiding in the corners of the map.
that's griefing
>>171871760
If I feel you're underperforming, I'll go out of my way to deny you the ult charge by running from you and exclusively using health packs.
>>171871913
I know for a fact that QP does not give a single shit about matchmaking since I as a mid-plat get far more diamonds and masters in my games than other plats.
How's things going with you and Orisa?
Eh....
>be Gold trash
>friend is queueing with me to do placements
>enemy team has a level 25 on their team
>picks Genji and McCree at first
>switches to Widow
>every shot is a headshot
>we lose
I hate smurfs
Why is this game still so bad?
The two tank two healer meta is still strong.
I can't see people's stats in a competetive game LMAO
Matchmaking is broken, I get people with 25-50 hours against Diamonds
People rarely use microphone
No coordination, everyone plays selfishly
I thought Blizzard wanted this to become a big esport?????
>>171871959
>>171872072
>>171873023
>Play Orisa
>Almost impossible to not have gold damage
>be me
>spend $60 on a tf2 clone
>100 hours play time
>instant regret
>>171845592
REINHARDT DENTAL SERVICE
>>171873172
haha you posted it again
>>171873197
But it's true
This game is supposed to hold up for thousands of hours. I don't think it's up for that.
who here /ascended/
>quit overtrash
>got swole
>lost virginity
>new job
blizzdrones have been keeping you neckbeards down since WoW
>>171872072
i know he deals a lot of dmg but i'm currently in plat and last season when i was in dmd people would out dps me.
>>171845806I literally don't like any of the defense heroes. Bastion or Hanzo I guess for memes.
>>171873383
wish I could do that but overall my life's at a low. ggwp man never look back
>>171873383
>quit overwatch
>get swole
>here's one simple trick that will make you ripped in 1 week!!!!!!
>>171872760
>caring about matchmaking or sr in qp
lel
>>171873172
Overwatch > tf2
>>171873640
I legitimately only have fun if I win
>>171873383
>Just had interview today
>Lost virginity a year and a half ago
>Need to get motivated to work out again but I'm not fat
>Still playing overwatch
I don't need to quit.
>>171873432
>I'm bad with the second most broken character in the game
okay
>>171873661
>>171873848
you don't even make sense
>>171873884
No I'm completely serious. Overwatch is by far the better game. It improved upon everything in tf2. You can't even compare the 2 even though people try. Overwatch is completely different and superior
>>171873383
After I started playing Paladins™ my live truly started doing uphill. I got a job (300k$ starting),big house, my dick become 5 inches longer, and ,of course, now I have a qt loving gf
Join me at Paladins™ .Let's be successful together
>>171874148
>tfw at 2941 and too scared to solo queue my way to Diamond
I rose 300 points today in dual queue but my partner won't play till tomorrow. Trying to solo would be a mistake wouldn't it?
>>171874290
Yes, just wait for him to carry you.
>35MB update
>no patch note
probably nothing major
but the lack of a patch note triggers the fuck out of me
>>171874256
Alright so posting bait pictures isn't an argument. Let's try this. Why do you think I'm posting bait? What about them makes you think they're bait? Is it that you disagree? If that's the case get over yourself your opinion isn't fact.
>20 hours into playing Tracer
>Only just realised blink works in the direction you're moving not the direction the camera is facing
>>171874290
Depends on how lucky you feel. IMO, solo queue is like 60% luck, 25% your own skill, and 10% luck.
>>171874423
LUCIO GOING LIVE!!!!!!!
>>171874504
>post objectively wrong statements to rile people up
>not bait
>>171873383
>he cant balance exercise, relationship, and work with overwatch
>>/ascended/
It just makes it more clear how much self control you have and that you're incapable of handling multiple aspects of life at the same time.
>inb4 it was just bait
There's still people that are like this and its not exclusive to overwatch.
>>171874391
But their SR is slightly lower than mine. If anything its me carrying them but were both pretty much of equal skill.
>>171874552
this is the reason im scared to play on my own, at least in dual you are guaranteed one decent teammate.
>>171874619
dont fuck with me, anon
I've been waiting to go faster ever since this was first announced
>>171874680
Again, just because you disagree doesn't make it bait. Get over yourself. I genuinely believe overwatch is the better game. Clearly you don't. I don't think you're baiting just because I disagree with you
>Genji can cancel his deflect into his 100+ damage meme combo and there is nothing you can do stop him
>>171874826
Just my guess. Not confirmed. Sorry
>>171874858
>mfw genji is from mortal kombat
>>171874831
>the earth is flat
>you're wrong
>you can't say that just because you disagree with me!!1!!one!!
New:
>>171874985
>>171874985
Don't get too triggered that it's a few posts early.
>apartment building doesn't let my ethernet cable hook up to the internet
>no one walk smoothly when I use wireless
I guess this is it, /owg/, it's been fun
at least I made it out of gold
>>171844067
Zarya
6
8
hit 3000 and sold the account for 2 hunnid
bought a game key for 30, profited 170, and I'm never touching competitive again
>>171874543
You can also reload while blinking, if you didn't know.
>>171873792
That's why. Quickplay has a hidden mmr.
>>171874942
kyssorry I didnt mean that Im just so triggered by blizzard only putting up patch notes for major things
>>171875049
>no discord
Im relieved desu
>>171875201
WHAT
>>171838319
I wish I knew how to draw that well...
>>171875272
Yea, I posted it early so some faggot with a discord in the OP wouldn't snipe it.
Do I get less end of season points if I drop from Gold to Bronze
>>171875009
... didn't realize you're a fucking idiot. Sorry. You actually think comparing video games opinions is the same as the earth being flat? Holy shit
Wat update for
>>171838319
Damn straight. I'm just chomping at the bit for all these trash Orisas to go back to their main to I can lock her in on every single defense map.
>>171864754
Theyre just children :^)))))))))
stats don't update on ps4, they treat us like peasants
also im on a 5 winstreak only using junkrat
>>171875502
Nope, just hit diamond on my main and I'll probably derank myself down to gold.
>>171875332
Yup!
>>171839669
I hate my compulsion to actually play something necessary and not just be selfish. I end up playing healing more often than not as a result.
>Deadeye has a 0.2 second delay between clicking fire and actually firing
>Deadeye will always fires at the closest targets first, even if the ones not behind shields is open
>Deadeye puts a trucksize glow around you on top of your outline to assure everyone where to shoot
>You move at 1/3rd normal movespeed while being a giant beckon without the ability to use your roll to cancel to cover
>You're the only character in the game to have their ultimate meter instantly depleted on activation without any retained if killed prematurely when clicking it.
>It can be cc'd by not just killing but also
- Hack
- EMP
- Junkrat trap
- being frozen
- being pinned
- Hog Hook
- Sleep Dart
- flashbang
>It can also be completely stopped even after activating by
- Reflect
- Shields and Barriers
- Zarya Bubbles
- Defense Martix
- Symetra throwing a barrier at his position
>It can also be avoided outright within the first second by
- genji Dash to cover
- Concussion rocket to cover
- activated wraith form
- sprinting to cover
- translocating or just turning invisible
- Ice wall or Cyrofreeze
- Grappling hook to cover
- Activating Fortify (requires 8 seconds of consistent line of sight to kill at full health with fortify
- Jetpack to cover
- Speedboost to cover
- Guardian angel to cover
WHEN ARE THEY GONNA BUFF THE WORST ULT EVER!?
Soldier already outpaces him at shieldbreaking, sustained damage, and Versatility while being almost as good a hard counter to pharah as him. And with Orisa and her infinite number of moveable barriers coming into the mix, Mccree could use a fucking buff to his garbage "please kill me" ult.
post your favorite album and your current season high sr
>>171877191
2612 and Sade - Promise
I'm a /mu/tant too
>>171877191
I don't listen to individual albums but I've been listening to fox capture plan a lot lately. 2910
>>171852183
1600/6
>>171858482
i'm playing comp this season just to drop to the lowest rank i can get to
bottom 500 lets fking go
>>171877191
3400~
>>171877191
3071
>>171876978
Soldier needs to be nerfed before considering balancing McCree.