/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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reminder

what looks like corn cakes

your

face

>>171816887
>no ks attached.

Gross. Keep it.

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dead game

>>171816814
>lets cross the map with map knowledge and good cloak management
>agreed

>*autistic decloaking*
someone make this im lazy

>>171817025
*PRSCHWEOOOOOOROOOOOOO*

how do you make the red tape recorder viable

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>>171816813
Reminder that b4nny had a hard life and that his shitty attitude, while not completely justifiable, is warranted based on his former team mates.
He has undying love for the game while others have fallen for the blizzard jew.
https://youtu.be/WZDn0XHr0mw

>>171817148
I was thinking of the Cloak and Dagger partial decloak at no energy.

>>171817518
*schwooo*

>>171817324
>b4nny could be a great player in overwatch
so could a chimpanzee with a controller

How do you start trading and stuff? I'm tired of only having a gibus and mann co cap. I only have about 20 ref

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>>171816887
I can't bring myself to sell this simply because it's a gift from a friend.

again, sorry VKH if you're reading this; I blame my shitposter friend for sending me shit every minute.

invis watch: respectable spy player that knows what they're doing. they know the best time and place to pick fights and will catch you when you're most vulnerable

cloak & dagger: an infrequent spy player, they'll recognize when they're doing bad or if they're not needed and will switch to a class they play often. might be topscoring, but they got there by playing a different class

dead ringer: they'll wait for you to follow them up the stairs before missing an amby shot and jumping to a feigned death. you'll probably see them more than some of your own teammates, but neither of you will ever die to each other

>>171818642
A ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!

It is funny because anon is right!

>>171818704
20 ref is enough to buy some hats & stranges
loadout.tf lets you look at cosmetics so you don't have to test stuff by trading for it
backpack.tf has prices and classifieds (mostly bots)
scrap.tf is all bots and can often be a bit more expensive
tf2outpost is ok for higher level stuff, but if you try to look for a strange rocket launcher you'll just see tons of killstreaks and strange parts

>>171818830
isn't that a fucking family guy joke

gonna leave this here and then sleep

https://youtu.be/eIhS_bYi74A

>>171819020
hey, someone got it.

>>171819530
Bad video bad video maker BAD
WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU, LEFT THIS SHITTY VIDEO HERE

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>>171819530
>when a good spy uses a dead ringer, most of the time they use it to try and get a really convincing death, to really make the enemy team feel as though they had actually perished from their damage
>this is what dead ringer spies actually believe

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>>171817324
Said generic shit like, "oh he's a good player" or "oh he really wants to win". And then for the rest of the video they just Fucking rip on him, I get it, he has social autism. But it's a documentary about him, can you swallow your pride for like two Fucking seconds and just remember the good times you had? Also that was pretty shitty of clockwork to just c.uck b4nny like that, and then b4nny still went on and played for the sake of the game. Also fuck their overwatch shilling, probably just mad they couldn't make it as tf2 streamers.
/rant

long hair b4nny was such a femboy

b4nny seems like a decent guy as long as you're not in a game with him

>Sideshow stream
>*med drops*
>Ohhh no, *laughs* what have you done
>b4nny stream
>*med drops*
>*autistic shrieking* WHAT THE FUCK MEDIC

>>171821879
i think if i ever streamed i'd scream at worse things than a med dropping

>>171820172
they seem so disappointed he isn't investing his time in a game that they like instead of just letting him do what he likes.

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You did get one, right anon?

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>that very subtle jiggle physics on the moderately sized fempyro tits
yes

>>171823984
>fempyro has to look different from "regular" pyro (even though it makes no fucking sense that the suit would be more skin-tight

>>171823984
>not using the titcow version
Kys ys desu

>>171824070
The fem-prefix only comes from the identification as feminine

Like femboy

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post achievements you'll never get

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>>171824690
i got a strange killstreak classic just to challenge myself to eventually get this one

>>171824690
any achievement involving steam friends

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>FROYO Black
>not consisting entirely of afro-americans
dissapointing desu

>>171823984
What mod is this?

>>171824076
Titcows are too out of place in almost any game I play. I like my waifus with some subtlty and modesty, and occasionally dressing up as boys, and I never found the hypersexualization of characters like the Dragon's Crown Witch to be appealing. It's an obnoxious thirteen year old's idea of sexy, I don't care for it.

>>171825568
Corvalho's Female Pyro. Be warned:
>Date Created: Two Years Ago
>Last Updated: Two Years Ago
http://gamebanana.com/skins/138391

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>Every second or so game of casual I play past midnight has a random /pol/ack in it

>>171826687
>every single comp mm match were i was put in US servers there was at least one /pol/ack doing the echo chamber thing
but that was months ago when comp mm actually had people

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>some guy cheating on enemy team
>everyone else on their team sits at our spawn spamming lenny binds

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>>171827360
>person blatantly cheating and top scoring
>score double both teams combined
>'how do you know he's cheating?'

Shade talking over b4nny's documentary and talking about the formation of the first froyotech (LG) rooster and the changes
twitch tv/videos/130548895?t=45m50s

Does VAC do anything? I mean, skial for example can automatically kick lmoabox users, why doesn't Valve use their method of detecting hacks?

>>171827608
valve is awful
basically, everytime they updated VAC, the cheat developers just update the cheats, and this repeats forever
if you want to play without cheaters its actually safer to just join a community server instead of casual, and play real competitive instead of garbagemaking "competitive"

>>171827608
>join server with lmaobox friend
>get a good 3 hours of pissing people off before he gets vac banned
>then he makes another account and we go again
so glad vac is a joke

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>>171828193
So he actually got VAC'd?
Oh well that's a start I guess...

>>171827806
>and play real competitive instead of garbagemaking "competitive"

This never stopped anyone. You know how many competitive Snipers got VAC banned several months ago?

>>171828290
yep his throwaway that got created 2 days ago got banned
big loss lmao

yeah lmao haha

xD

LOL its funny because its LMAObox haha :-D

i hack, therefore i am

They should start charging for TF2 again
Have a big announcement, huge content update, and then close the gates

die white girls :(

>b4nny gets in relationship
>brings her to event where he is playing for something he cares about more than anything
>gets cucked by teammate
>needs to play with said teammate to fulfill his desire to win/beat other people
DIE WHITE GIRLS

>>171828367
those were all UGC snipers
UGC admins are literal 12 year olds
and they weren't obvious aimbot-spinbot hackers like the ones in casual and comp mm a nyway

>increase minigun base damage by 10%
>reduce initial minigun damage reduction from 50% to 35%

heavy is fix

>>171829738
that would change l i t e r a l l y nothing desu (to be honest)

>>171829780
it'd make him less pathetic

400-600 DPS is significantly better than 270-540 dps

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>prefire before corner
>walk into huge crowd of medics soldiers and general idiots
>NOW DOCTOR
>get random crits as i'm mowing down these losers

Hahahaha pottis (geddit? bcoz he say POTTispenserhier)

>>171819009
jew.tf is actually very good for the two things it was made for originally: scrapbanking and hat banking

>>171823916
Of course

>>171830201
that's a fair shake of the sauce bottle i'd say

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did you thank comp.tf staff today for their tremendous work towards this community ?

>>171830692
>4k views in 2 years

Why are they even trying

>>171830201
>Encounter retarded heavy at midrange
>He revs up, i go take cover because i don't want to deal with this shit
>Random crits shred me before i can turn around
>killcam shows him standing still, unrevved
this happened way too many times

>>171830742
4k views for 2k subs is pretty good

>>171830742
they dont even upload i think
youtube.com/user/comptf
i have 73k views in youtube and only around 120 subs

So whens the new update coming?

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>>171831158

>>171831158
It's best not to worry about that and just accept when it drops in 2 more years

>>171831158
Eventually.

im always on the lookout for neat community maps and community "updates"
the capitalistic nature of this "valve" company doesn't allow them to really see where the game should go
its better to focus on the great things unnofficial community members do

teamfortress.tv/forum/2/map-discussion
teamfortress.tv/forum/8/customization
Frontline.tf

>>171831158
I too am a Prequel fan.

What are some good headphones under 50€ that don't become uncomfortable on the ears after a while ?

>>171831158
If we're lucky, this summer.

god I love eating shit

>trigger a dead ringer
>it counts towards my killstreak even though he isn't dead
i hate that shit

>>171834647
>Join server
>Two minutes later i'm on a 5 killstreak with 0 points
This is dumb

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Question for non-americans
if you could time travel and make a dream 6s team with players from your country at their prime, what players would you choose ?

>>171835346
3rd from the left has a body of a teen and a face of a 40 year old man.

>>171835346
Spain:
>scouts
HarryHook/bfaalize
longas
>soldiers
Pescanova
Jan/erner0
>demo
Hiper
>medic
acab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7lgz0RQhxA

>>171835346
my country is too much of a shithole to have any decent players, myself included
you guess where I live

>>171835635
just name your best 2 scouts, best 2 soldiers, best demo, best medic

>>171836023
none, none, none aaand none

they're all shit

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>30 minutes
http://tf2r.com/knewmjl.html
Looking to unpaint some items FREE of charge
Pic related, if you have any of the hats and want the paint I have just send a trade

>never had an unusual in 8 years of playing the game
>have no interest in getting one
>play the game for what it is, a game, not a dressup simulator
why are cosmeticfags so repulsive

>it is impossible to play the game as a game and also a dressup simulator at the same time because I, and I assume everyone else, has ADD

>>171837123
Sent ;)

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>tfw getting college dropout in a few weeks
>then compulsory military service
>1 year without memes, videogames and family
all i had to do is doing my homework and exams

Can I make a friend not see when I'm not connected, playing, etc?
I have a very annoying friend and I'm tired of her messaging me everytime I go online, but she is my friend after all, so I don't want to be a dick unadding him or telling her to fuck off.

>>171841838
>her
>him
b4nny please go

>>171841942
I mistyped, this is not helpful.

i hate idiots

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gone but not forgotten

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>server switches to 2fort
>decide to hang around because these guys have been pretty nice
>decide to do some pyrosharking
>first victim is a minisentry engineer
>kill a couple more people before getting killed by a soldier
>when I return the engineer has set up a level 2 and a dispenser
>get killed by the sentry
>engineer types "Pyroshark free zone!"
>shrug and decide to play medic instead because my team is going for the intel
>for 20 minutes the engineer stays in the pool
>whole time hes saying shit like "Pyroshark extinct!" or "This pool free of Pyrosharks!"
>we win
>he has 3 points
>he says "Shit team" in chat and leaves the server

>>171820172
>TF2 steams
>Making it
b4nny regularly gets like 400 views. Cockwerk used to get maybe half of that.

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>some guy is obviously hacking as sniper but trying to hide it
>votekick him
>he comes back with the same name a few minutes later and tries to act retarded in chat

If you are VAC banned in the same game 3 times on 3 separate accounts, why do they just not IP ban your ass?

>>171843776
That'd be as effective as being banned from 4chan

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Post your friend's total hours in steam games
http://store.steampowered.com/recommended/friendactivity/ > Total

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>>171843941
Sure, why not?

>>171843901
Then upgrade that IP ban to a MAC ban.

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>>171843941

anyone wants to give me plain killstreak whip for a bunch of shitty cards and whatnot that you can sell for profit

>>171844128
>MAC ban
you cant do that though

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Guess overwatch's marketing team ran out of money huh

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Nice

>>171844926
How is Overwatch not a weaboo game ?

>>171844926
Unless it got deleted post link

>>171844926
this is based viva alt account too

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>>171844926
poor guy doesn't know the difference between sales and active players. anyway, lets hope he's enjoying "reinstancing..." in every qp game

>>171845473
it's on top of the community hub you lazy dredge

>>171845223
Vibri, if you're looking to get your carrot waxed you're not gonna get it here.

Message Wanderer instead.

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>want to play TF2
>have to play shitty casual matchmaking with people who may actually be retarded or from third world mud countries
>or pay more money for the game you already bought to play with comp fags who don't want any fun at all
i just want to play regular TF2 with people that are kind of good at the game and aren't fucking retarded

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>>171844926
>waifufags on OW shills it with tentaclepron
Alright that was something. Nice reverse reflection.
Diablo 3 have potential but game is still crap. I blame Acti-Blizz.
Even when I buy next Necro DLC, no guarantees that they work on the game instead of counting WoW subscription money. Lazy-ass D3 game director stepped down from his status and this year will be a big flop for Diablo too.

>>171845782
Noice.

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>>171843941
>>171844128
>>171844330
>people have this many "friends"

>>171846835
Where is this image from?
It speaks to me

>>171846382
>Pay for comp
What?

>>171846835
Most of the people I have added from raffles. Everyone else is from the old group of friends I used to hang with and haven't removed yet.

>>171816993
>fresh meat
>30 kills
leave, newtrash

>>171847342
>not deleting people from your friendlist after your business with them is over
???

>taunt as sniper after killing scorchshot spamming pyro
>he sweatching to sniper
>he actually aimboting


>101 steam level
>290 games
>800 hrs in game
>silver level in casual

>>171850041
Not your personal army

>>171850041
>he actually aimboting
I bet you're just bad

>>171850103
lol what
>>171850209
t. estonian weeb

>>171850041
>3rd worlder weeaboo
can't get any worse than that

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>>171851179
You should be banned for having a generic loadout, desu.

>>171851498
show me a non generic loadout in this year 2018

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>>171851643
Of course.

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>>171851498
I see no dogfighter there.
Also sorry for not being a special snowflake like you, please forgive me.

>>171851698
Antarctic researcher is even more popular than the dogfighter, isn't it?

>>171851682
That beard looks bad and you should feel bad.

>>171851682
thats retarded ugly and you should fucking kill yourself

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>>171851698
It's okay, I forgive you, my man. I love you either way.

>>171851793
>Not having low quality to get that fps frag potential.

Bad loadout tastes AND can't pubstomp?

tf2 2017.

>>171851840
Ty my man.

>>171845545
Rude. I've only got one alt and it was used once for Portal 2 achievements

I don't go around shitposting in those Steam discussions with my alt, nor with my main

>>171853101
kiss me

>>171853164
If I wasn't the man I was, I'd kiss you.

>pyro isn't viable in 6s
https://youtu.be/tjKpJIQ6W-k

>>171846382
>pay for comp when you already bought the game
''no''

>>171853234
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruitshop owners!

>>171816814
Well memed

I've played with some skilled and team player Pyros in my time.

Though I suppose I don't need to tell you that all soldiers scouts and pyros are like this image.

>>171853269
>nohats mode
stopped watching there

>>171853548
What sick man sends babies to fight me?

>>171817160
Red tape recorder is I think mostly useful when you are trolling. Though on large teams with 2 spies working together I guess it could be useful on one of them.
I'm not really sure if the way it weakens sentry firepower and so helps when the rest of the teams pushes is with it though.

i thought red tape recorder is fine because it takes sentry down one level instantly

>>171817160
It could be good for support spies, who can debilitate the enemies defences quickly, allowing their team to push on through.

>>171853578
>my epeen is ruined
>aaaaaaaaaaa

>>171853851
You know what else helps? Completely disabling the sentry with the regular sapper.

>>171853164
No, thanks. I'm not into dudes

Not that there's anything wrong with that

>>171853619
Repeat after me: "Muh muh muh muh muh, I'm dead!"

>>171854414
Sometimes, you need a little less gun.

How do you even use the Mantreads, fuck I've tried so hard but I just can't kill people, I want to like them I really do but they suck

>>171854873
they're just a gimmick weapon
I guess they could be useful for pushing sentries if your med's too retarded to bodyblock

>>171854873
I've died to mantreads before. Once. They're a meme weapon for memestars.

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>>171854873
Just try and land on peoples heads.
As long as you get the trajectory right, you'll be able to goomba stomp some cunts.

>just want to play normal map rotations in matchmaking
>every other game in casual has a fucking child, some br or a peruvian hacking
I swear it wasn't this bad before matchmaking bullshit was added, I can't be the only one experiencing this right?

>>171845782
is this not a thing anymore?

>>171854998
so hard though, always some sniper shooting you when you're right above someone and moving targets always change their running direction slightly and you end up missing them, taking fall damage and get shot down

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i've been in a coma for the last year when did the cow mangler become the new meta

>>171855206
It was never a thing, overwatch players are unimaginative idiots and don't want to have custom servers, they just play a 500% everything shitfest or afk for exp, I tried doing a cool thought out custom game and no one fucking joined. I tried joining other unique custom games but they were just 1v1 until one of us got bored and left. Imagine tf2 with only valve servers, crit only and idle maps but even worse, that's overwatch.

>>171855798
it's basically just a rocket launcher with infinite ammo

I'm surprised it took so long to catch on

>>171855975
It had this reload bug that made it worse than stock. Now it's a straight upgrade unless the enemy has an engineer.

>>171855894
i mean like specifically for grinding exp. i want free loot boxes, mainly to say "fuck blizzard"

>>171855798
>random crits disabled in comp
>no one plays engie in comp
>only downside of cow mangler now is no random crits and being bad at killing engie buildings

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>see updates
>get hyped
>its never tf2

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Post ONE (1) class loadout of your choice.

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>>171857245

>using hats
it's almost like you want your enemy to think you're not a shitter

Should I buy a strange specialized Killstreak Original for $19?

>>171857440
Do you like the sheen? Do you enjoy using the original? Do you enjoy spending money on pixels? If yes to all 3, then go right ahead.

>>171857439
>Caring what people think of your hats
baka tbqh

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>>171857245

http://tf2r.com/kszr2df.html

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>>171857245
>>171857381
>skinned weapons

>>171857439
rude

>>171857850
why not

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>>171857850
This is like the best medigun skin, though.

>>171857850
i make profit on each of the campaigns by selling cases and skin dups AND i get fun weapon drops to further customise my character?

What's there to lose?

>>171857963
how would you even know if it's good with that low res texture
I like skins but all of the medi gun skins are trash

>>171857946
>>171857963
>>171858057
they all look like shit

>>171858097
Shut your fucking mouth right now or you will really regreat this.

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What's the best robo-hat and why is it the Bunsen Brave

>>171856103
and slower reload

>>171857439
>not just wearing a bills and nothing else on all your characters

>>171857963
That's a weird looking High Roller

>>171858249
>Being poor

>>171858209
that was fixed a long time ago nigger

>>171858249
>Wearing a Bill's

>>171858373
except its not lol
just go ingame and compare idiot

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>>171857245

>>171856103
It can't be crit-charged period
Meaning no Kritzkrieg

>>171854554
I love that little gun.

>>171858460
>July 28, 2016 Patch
>Adjusted the Cow Mangler 5000 reload animation to be slightly faster (now matches the default Rocket Launcher).

>August 29, 2016 Patch
>Fixed a bug with the Cow Mangler 5000 reload speed.

>>171858460
>July 28, 2016 Patch
>Adjusted the Cow Mangler 5000 reload animation to be slightly faster (now matches the default Rocket Launcher).
>August 29, 2016 Patch
>Fixed a bug with the Cow Mangler 5000 reload speed.

>>171858573
kritzkrieg is shit anyway

>>171858463
I highly doubht that you can get 5 killstreak.

>>171858709
>Bugs: Deactivating an enemy Sentry Gun during humiliation will cause them to reactivate afterward and shoot the winning team.

brb I have something to do

https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/60y9md/rsteam_is_hosting_a_steamrep_ama_at_12pm_est/

>>171858739
Words hurt

low tier: normal stranges, botkillers
middle tier: festives, strange decorated weapons
high tier: aussies, strange remodels

>>171859618
decorated <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< normal < botkiller

>>171858989
no one fucking cares you ghonnorea infested nigger
it's going to be as shitty as the gabe ama and won't actually accomplish anything

>>171859808
do not be rude

>>171859618
>strange remodels
too bad so few exist. there's the awper hand, pan, crossing guard, original and capper, but i can't remember any other ones.

>>171858649
Prognosis? YOU'RE DEAD.

>>171860034
there's the invasion weapons and bread weapons
hopefully valve will realize how much money they could make with strange promo items

>>171859618
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<bugged strange weapons without stattracks

how do i git gud at demo

>Pyros who use autoreflect
Is there any more pathetic form of cheating?

>>171861375
Learn to actually aim pipes.

is there any reason to play solo demo in pubs
without a medic i end up either having shit movement because cant sticky jump or shit health because of them
soldier meanwhile is just as good in all aspects desu

Finally got a kill with the mantreads, damn that was glorious

>>171861478
I've only ever seen one person use autoreflect, and they were a moron.

>>171861654
equip sticky jumper, now you are gunboats demo

>>171862152
gunboats demo with an inferior rocket launcher
o k

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Did valvo increase the drop rate of hats? I've been getting more hats as drops recently.

>>171861478
>Is there any more pathetic form of cheating?
In previous thread somebody once told that he cheating as medic.

>>171862115
Just encountered one on 2farts. Had no business even knowing I was behind our pyro and managed to reflect all my rockets while spraying flames at the same time. Couldn't even be subtle about the fact he was cheating.

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>engineer joins
>aimbots with the wrangler

>>171863484
>Not widowmaker aimbot

>>171860143
And another thing? You're. Ugly.

>>171861654
lose canon + shield

have fun

>cum on cat
>she hiss at pennis

wtf

anyone else dissapointed by the b4nny documentary ?
>10 minutes of "b4nny is pro but also a jerk" with no clear direction
>like 3 minuites of his gf for some reason
>in the match where ash and clockwork left the team the documentary doesnt even explain how b4nny made a new lineup shortly after, as if he played alone or something

>>171863804
what class does your cat main

>>171863563
>Not zarya aimbot

>>171861654
learn the placements of health kits.

use the iron bomber

stock sticky is also good

>>171863883
>Not a heavy aimbot that takes into account the shot spread pattern to hit every bullet

why not make the market gardener hit instantly?
timing is too hard

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>aimbotting pyro with the phlog & manmelter

should i even be mad

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>playing with decent people
>sniper/scout main joins
>lenny face spam and other trash talking
epic
truly epic

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>>171863842
pootis

Remove scout from the game

>>171864403
>Join game with less than 5 people total
>Pyro spawncamping, making reflects and perfect shotgun shots
>People complaining about how it's bullshit as more people join
>No, no (((she))) just plays HL, they're a pro
>Votekick for cheating passes 100%
>Check profile, anime gifs, 1 VAC ban on record, 3k hours in TF2
Yeah, I don't feel bad at all. Highlander is a joke.

>>171863842
ja feel, what a letdown

>>171864542
remove bads

>>171863842
I feel like there was a lot more they could've done, it was a total letdown.

>>171864624
vac banned lives matter

>>171864883
They matter just as much as black lives. i.e. not at all.

>>171865027
MGE me right now you shitter cunt
*unzips lmaobox*

>he isn't so good at the game that vac thinks he's cheating

lmao plebs all of you

>>171861478
>pipeline
>enemy pyro is using autoreflect
>equip the rocket jumper
>spam rockets at him
>he starts reflecting them because his aimbot cant tell the difference between projectiles
>he runs out of ammo while fighting a heavy, cant even set him on fire
>he cant turn off his bot because hes retarded
>dies every fight
>yells something in cyka and leaves

pure bliss

>>171864776
If we remove bads scout mains would disappear...
Remove bads

27 games in a row
every single time put on the losing team with cart almost at final point/5 4 3 2 1 on koth/finalcontrolpointisbeingcontested on 5cp

haha epeck

>Scout is removed from the game
>There is now no longer any reason for engineer to exist
>Soldier and Demo become the new hotness
>Games are now just 12v12 projectile spam and vaccinator medics

>>171862376
your an idiot

>nerf scout hp to 100
>buff pyro speed to 330

now there is a reason for pyro to exist

>>171865397
wanna mge

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>>171865763
why are you asking this

mge is artificial skill and does not in any way represent real gameplay

you can learn MGE maps like the back of your hand and still be a shitter in any real environment

>>171865887
t. bad

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>>171865887
i wonder who could be behind this post

http://tf2r.com/kfbx8u8.html

>>171865265
That's fucking brilliant, mate.

>>171865708
The Powerjack does that already. Why not just buff the flamethrower range five feet more? Pyro's range should be limited, but at its current effective range he can't even fight in close quarters.

>>171862376
git gud

>>171862376
Superior*

>>171865552
>soldier and demo become the new hotness
>new

why the F U C K don't mvm maps have resupply cabinets

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>use matchmaking
>aimbotter on the other team
>no option to votekick
thanks bunny

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>>171868494

>>171868668
Why is his face so shiny

>>171868756
FRAG2HARD

>>171868756
why is your face so dull

>>171868756
sebum

>>171868756
it's hot in california and not every house has central air conditioning

>>171868964
Oh, so he's from California.
That would explain why he is a huge crybaby and accepts that abomination as him medic.

>>171865887
but those are real environments
its not like all mge maps are final destination

>>171869179
*his

final destination as a KotH map y/n

>>171869409
>not arena

>>171869870
>arena

>>171870056
>not arena

R8 my arena map

>arena_mgemescrub
>map is split up into 8 small rooms
>each room has one RED player and one BLU player spawn inside with a mini-spire between them
>after 15 seconds, walls between some of the rooms lower, making the map into 4 small rooms
>a bridge slowly moves forwards connecting the mini-spires
>after another 15 seconds, more walls lower creating 2 medium sized rooms
>another 15 seconds later, the remaining walls lower along with the mini-spires and a large spire raises in the middle of the 1 big room

>>171870805
i would to play the mge arena map mr anon, please make

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>have strange half-zatoichi named ''asa akira's dildo'',
>just got stange stickybomb and grenade launcher.
should I name one of them "asa akira's gaping vagina"?
any better ideas?

>>171863968
I remember aimbots that actually did that
Also gliding around the map at incredible hihg speed while revved

>>171872076
asa akira's bullet vibrator launcher

who the fuck is asa akira

>>171872352
she's a porn star.

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Does my Sniper look cool?

stock tf2 fix

Scout - Now has inherent 10% damage vulnerability to explosives & fire.
Soldier - Reduced rocket launcher falloff. Increased self damage taken.
Pyro - Buffed to Medic speed. Medkits now only halve remaining afterburn duration instead of curing it.
Demoman - Drastically reduced airburst sticky nerf.
Heavy - Drastically reduced minigun accuracy & damage nerfs. Increased max health to 350.
Engineer - idk lol
Medic - Increased syringe damage by 20%.
Sniper - Fully charged shots deal 20% more damage to overhealed targets.
Spy - Max health increased to 150. Revolver damage decreased by 15%.

>>171872352
>asa akira's bullet vibrator launcher
That's pretty good. I think that would go best with the granade launcher.

Any ideas for what sex toy a stickybomb would closest resemble for a female porn star?

>>171872669
Delete startduster
Delete your hat's paint
Deletw your razorback and get an smg, The razorback is for BAD snipers

>>171872669
9/10 bretty gud
I usually dislike the birdman but it matches the hat

>>171872076
kurt cobain's last microphone

also sauce on pic

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>>171872669
quality hat
starduster and birdman look kinda weird together but I can't think of an alternative

>blindly bought a market gardener of the market
>it's named "COCK"
>description "GOD DAMN IT"

which one of you was it

>>171872923
i guess something with anal beads
idk

just be creative haha

>>171873539
How about Asa Akira's Butt Plug Detonator?

>>171873728
i think youre taking this too seriously
stop overthinking it and name it whatever
i doubt anyone will really care

>>171873371
>also sauce on pic
reverse image search.

>>171816745
i want a silver duel badge, should i find a private server and farm it or should i earn it. i need 197 more wins.

>>171874054
>Even considering farming it

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>>171872076
>using Zato pocket Demo
Nice choice.
Asa Akira is love.

>>171872851
I say good effort, but Demo nerfed enough already imo.

>>171873539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVXSC4nszJg

>>171860280
I would dump my aussie minigun in a heartbeat if we got an iron curtain strangifier

>>171873728
Asa Akira Spiky Ballgags
Asa Akira Bulletvibe Dispenser

>>171874135
i joined this game late in its life, at this stage i would reckon farming certain things would be fair, people have had years on me for achieving things, which i may not have. it seems silly to ask, but i think its definitely worth debate

>>171874189
I wonder how many awkward conversations that clip has caused

Is there a way to just turn off Pyrovision if I just want to wear the cosmetics?

>>171872669
7/10

>>171874325
It's Family Guy. No one pays attention when they watch Familiy Guy. It's like the Simpsons at this point. People just turn it out of sheer habit and then tune it out because it hasn't been good in over 15 years.

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rate my loadouts

>>171874881
1 and 2 are nice and in character. nothing gaudy or weird standing out. i especially ilke the scout. 3 is a monstrosity, but i think thats what you were going for.

>>171874881
>young fast boy
>killer ultimate
>why does he walk forward at me

>>171874881
Generic
Generic
Shit

>>171874881
8/10
6/10
0/10 I don't like "ironic" loadouts, plus two of those cosmetics are halloween restricted

>>171833241
b4nny was the faggit who pushed tf2 competitive trash and told steam people balance unbroken weapons and all this other dog shit
fuck b4nny

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>>171862376
>inferior
OK, now you're just baiting.

>>171875796
Hello newfriend. Let me guess, you didn't play before Meet your Match?

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>>171875796
t. brainlet

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>>171846835
>play videogame for a lnog time
>eventually i want to add or be added by many different players of that game
>8 years later i have 240 friends despite "cleaning up" my friendlist a couple times
it could be worse
90% of my comp TF2 "friends" i dont talk to but i might need to speak to them for officials, to organize mixes, or other esoterical reasons

>>171819530
>it's 3 seconds of fire immunity are not a crutch
>it's speed boost to over scout speed isn't a get out of jail free card
Jesus i saw that video the other day and that guy has no idea what he is talking about.

I love how people want to flat out nerf the dead ringer despite spy still being the weakest class in-game.

The same thing happens to the reserve shooter for the pyro.

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>>171878316
>weakest class in-game.
but there are other classes with 125hp
if you reffer to all-around combat cappabilities,
spy isnt supposed to win a 1v1 face to face with any other class
its supposed to be the gimmick stealth "assassination" class that gets one pick and runs away
balancing spy to be as good as scout or soldier would be extremelly dumb

>>171878316
I think it should've been spy vs pyro instead of heavy vs pyro and I fucking love spy

>if a class is weak then they should be allowed to have abusable items that let them ignore punishment

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>mfw too smart to play pubs

>>171872669
8/10
i would invite you into my band of rootin tootin cowboys

>if a class has weaknesses let's give it an item that removes said weaknesses

>>171878316
I also feel that the spycicle should be nerfed a bit, it's regen rate is crazy with the ammo pickups.

How do I delete a game from my "recently played list"?

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>one of the top 5 players in my country
>mfw it doesnt actually mean anything because theres literally only a dozen of real comp players in my country

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r8 my jew

>>171879304
Play more games.

spycicle should need to regen after every backstab, with a successful backstab also giving you the pyro resist effects

it still protects you from pyro but now you have to give up chainstabs

>>171879304
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=633673692

i also remember there was another way to hide certain games but not sure

Literally all spies are good for is backcapping

>>171879353
Reported

>tfw everyone here constantly shits on the dead ringer
>nobody ever mentions crit a cola, danger shield, black box, concheror, sydney sleeper, machina, huntsman, air strike, base jumper, vita-saw, GRU, fists of steel, powerjack, demoknight, vaccinators being shoved up sniper asses, the phlog, the scorch shot, the flare gun, the rescue ranger, the wrangler, the jag, the pompson, how the crossbow and ubersaw shit on just about every other medic wep in their category or the frontier justice
lmao

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>>171880005
>cp

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> CTF_Well / CTF_Sawmill

Why Valve ? Why ??

>>171879353
What sheen

>>171880093
>black box, concheror, sydney sleeper, machina, huntsman
whats wrong with these
>power jack
not as big a deal as GRU, although its probably the best within its slot

>>171874189
anyone got the drawn for memory version of that pic?

>>171880289
Black box and concheror used together makes soldier heal constantly. The machina/sleeper reward bodyshots, which is a terrible idea, and the hunstman has ridiculous arrow hitboxes.

>>171880093
lurk more, newfriend

>>171880429
are you serious
the blackbox has been nerfed into nothingness, its not worth the -25% ammo clip, and concheror is only good for the thing it does when its charged, gunboats and shotgun are way better options
>b-b-but it gives health !! not fair
the cons outweight the pros
even pre-nerf black box was fair, but pubbers that cant deal with A SINGLE SOLDIER cried for months on reddit until valve nerfed it