I don't understand why you guys even get a thread
based OP (although i'm not 100% sure dinosaurs existed)
sweet
reminds me we all torrented turok 2, remastered
and that we uncovered dinosaurs were dragons yesterday
or rather, dragons were dinosaurs
>>171747596
i like to think of this thread as an 18th century french salon
>>171747741
word
>>171747741
me crying on the right ;_;
>>171747876
why is he crying?
maybe he has depression...
I'll seriously be pissed off if the janitor fags out and ruins a thread that started off this good
more like turok poo
just slept for 7 hours...
>>171748556
thats p crazy
>>171747876
lol that i didnt know that 'angry wife with a rolling pin' thing goes back centuries
smack that
>>171748663
it's a syringe for an enema
I'm glad that ur mom found a boyfriend
snip snap
http://wordpress.tokyotimes.org/the-sadness-of-a-small-abandoned-japanese-house/
really sad pictures..
>>171749461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5OMSnJFKNk
>>171749503
i've broken into lots of abandoned houses fucking just around. this is what they all look like inside
>>171749692
where do you live where there are multiple abandoned houses..
>>171749775
coyote country
terrible post
this just in: abandoned houses all look abandoned
and japanese
idiot im gonna ddos your house now
>>171749775
a seasonal vacation spot with a lot of summer houses and houses that have been for sale forever
>>171749850
also correct
>>171749952
ddos hima so we get unbanned
GitS...
none of you niggers can even write your own compiler...
>>171750302
dumb PIGSKIN BITCH!!!!!!
>>171750247
i watched some asian american chick review the extended preview yesterday
she was really sad about how bad it was :/
my face is all tore up from shaving improperly like a retard for a year
is it gonna heal on its own or am i stuck looking like freddy krueger for life
>>171750247
the manga was shit and the anime was average
what made you think the movie would be better
>>171750406
you should've bought an electric shaver
imagine having to use an outhouse in the winter
trudging through the early morning winter snow just to take a freezing poo as the cold wind bites at your sensitive regions through the cracks in the outhouse
we do NOT tolerate westernised agirls here
>>171750406
what were you doing wrong
shaving seems pretty straight-forward
we tolerate artificial wombs
in fact we just dont tolerate girls
>>171750509
i take cold showers so i dont have to imagine idiot
dont you have to come in contact with something to find out if you can tolerate it or not
I might be allergic to guacamole but i cant say for sure
>>171750509
in the winter i bet she took stinky j-poops in styrofoam takeout containers inside her apartment and threw them out afterwards
just imagine
if i win the lottery im buying an scv mansion and top tier kgfs for everyone
wish i wasnt banned lol
can i have a tanned kgf
nothing against pales
>>171750736
fighting!
im putting all my hopes on you
i dont want a kgf
im keeping myself chaste for spiritual purposes
>>171750693
in the hospital when i was 12 i got an "allergy test?"
they have all these swabs of different stuff and they went down my arm rubbing a little stripe of each one and seeing if my skin broke out in hives or whatever
ill take a kgf but they arent my first choice
ill take what i can get but she gotta be a virgin and have an accent
you can have a kggfKoRean Ghostu Girlufriendu
a lonely kghost.... you could meet one of those without even leaving the house and shed be with u forever........
*starts summoning her with satanic rituals*
dont summon more than u can conjure back down.......
sex with her would be like one of those mangas where they make the girl see through and you can see your wiener inside her body
drinking the ectoplasm from her ghost kooch...
actually please summon more than u can conjure back down and give leftovers to me ok thx
im warming up to this idea of having a kggf
a-anon? I feel strange.. what's happening?
die norms
*dies*
*dies*
he wants u to die so he can date ur ghosts :3
hmmmm actually i just want to die
do you get to choose your ghost form
we take cold showers when we get suicidal thoughts here
thinking about switching phone providers so i can himapost again
i want that stinker from iron fist to beat me up..
am i desirable...
>>171752086
if you're on iOS just search for a proxy app on the appstore and switch it from relevant results to newest releases. there are a lot of unblocked proxies
i don't like to bathe my nude body in water filled with chemicals thats turning the frogs gay
*infiltrates hima*
those nerds get so salty lmao
>only thing that nigger can do is ban he's pathetic worthless useless never amount to anything i felt bad for throat puncher doing what he did to you but not so much anymore because you deserve it for being as useless as you are still being an elitist snob that's why your mom didn't want you and let your step father beat you flipping weakling
O_ O
well you see
no i can't without my glasses you fr*cking j*rk
u ccan still see just not well
i have astigmatism comm
>>171752668
lol
im a glasses norm too :/
should've played outside instead of playing vidya in the dark all day
stinkers need glasses too looking forward to going shopping for matching frames when i get a bespectactled stinker gf
same, fucked up my eyes staring at these shitty monitors 15 hours/day
i just look at shit all blurry lol hardly ever wear my goggles
played 15h a day too but still have perfect vision
i actually stared at the sun outside a lot as a kid
one time I was tossing a granola bar at the sun and it fell down and the wrapper part cut open my eye and I couldn't play my gameboy pocket for a week
were blind here
i have the vertical focus style and never knew for 23 years. glasses completely fixed it. it was awesome
we look like were dads but act like children here
and we fuck like dinosaurs
>>171753424
i have compromise
>>171753523
actually, i'm not 100% sure dinosaurs existed
>>171753523
maybe you do i havnt had sex before
that's the joke you DINGUS
reminder that our stance on dinosaurs is that theyre gay
ugh that retard just ruined the joke for everyone
has anyone ever learned piano with internet tutorials here
thinking bout doing that :\
i have a red beard :/
clean your beard then baka
>>171753849
irish boy
>>171753424
i forgot to mention i only have it in one eye so i only noticed it when my good eye got tired from staring at the monitor. it was like double vision kicked in and i'd have to concentrate to make it go away
just in case any other anons have that
>>171753823
no but it seems completely viable if you are persistent
like that one girl that recorded herself learning to play violin by herself over 2 years period
we are known for our persistence here
this is the video, its really cool to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaugRxMz7tw
word weve stuck to doing nothing for most of our lives
>>171753930
so wear a manacle
no sense in wearing glasses over both eyes
people say you're not supposed to use q-tips to clean your ears
but how do you get rid of earwax then?
terrorist attack in bongistan right now, hmm
i bought new earpads for my ath-meme50x
deal with it faggots
>>171754103
wow shes much cuter with long hair
ur orarices are selfcleaning rofl u dont need to clean em ever thats like sticking a big pole up ur ass to scoop shit out instead of shitting ROFL
>>171753823
playing guitar helped a lot. i've only used the youtube tutorials to learn how to play specific songs on piano
>>171754238
lmao
>>171754246
i honestly dont know
my doc told me to put toilet paper over my pinky and just use that, but its not nearly as effective
im just careful i dont go too deep with qtip now
https://twitter.com/netflix/status/844558330697859072
Are we hype for Naniwa playing Light in the new Death Note?
i use the sharp pick side of those plackers floss things.... it feels sooo good in your ear
>>171754238
manacles are what they chain people to dungeons with
>>171754246
just give your ears a rimjob with the q-tip don't go balls deep
>>171754528
i typed monacle but 4chan said it wasnt a word so i corrected it to manacle
>>171754458
Raito isn't blonde
L isn't black
americans ruin everything
What is this thread?
>>171754458
another puzzled elroy :\
>>171754880
what about the baby
>>171754458
>not here for another white washed movie
what the fuck is this guys problem
>>171754978
i agree with him
it should either be all asians or all whites im not watching a nigger "play" L
>>171754970
oh shit i thought that thing was still in her and i'd get 2 for 1
niggers are too stupid to be L
well ugh its a movie its meant to be unrealistic
we wuz death notes and shit
imagine meeting a nigger and he tells you to call him ryuzaki
i wonder what idra and drewbie are doing right now..
blacked korean gamer girls
whats a korean
is it like a gook
>>171755448
don't say shit like that
>>171755230
we finna be detectives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YeIZM3VFpw
not clicking but that looks like hannibal from the thumbnail
seems we have a nig infiltration guys
>>171753849
me too i have brown hair but a red beard
makes me think about my scottish ancestors..
he's over here!
>>171756089
why is that nig sweating so much
>>171756393
id sweat too if i was that close to stinky gook pussy
>>171756264
same...i had blonde hair as a kid that turned brown as i got older but my ancestors were from the baltics tho
>>171756317
that's the wrong guy lol
ummm
*crip walks out of thread*
>>171756669
*trips you*
but you're my sisterSTEP-sisterwhat if mom & dad come home?they won't be home for hours
i hope to have sex one day!!!
>>171756317
i used this movie for an english assignment at my school
didnt redpill tho
just had a nice nap
>>171756942
'atta blood
>>171757702
the first half is good
>>171757702
whats redpill mean
>>171757998
its short for reddit pill
>>171757998
think about destiny talking
redpill is the opposite
dont call me a dingus you mong
i have poor mental health :)
i used to think you guys were big bullies but then i met the himanorms and let me tell you THEY are the real jerks you guys are like super nice cuddly kittens and im glad to be your friend :)
we need to ban assault SUVs
gook
>>171758796
*pulls your hair and spits in your mouth*
what if we just banned assault muslims...
>>171758953
*wiggles butt all over you*
glad to be home~~
*picks up a book*
*puts it back down*
>>171759007
dont sexually assault me freak
don't call me a mong you dingleberry
>>171759117
try and stop me
*gooks inside you*
>>171749503
theres a documentary by this "savage films" studio or w/e about something like this
they made that empire of dust documentary about how the chinks are colonizing africa but are being thwarted by how retarded niggers really are
>>171750535
>>171750501
>>171750406
first shave sideways to the grain then against
works for me
I need to do that today actually *rubs*
>>171751424
is that bible black? lol
>>171753424
interesting...
hey you fucking bigots its just life as normal in big cities
this is totally normal stop making a fuss about it
>>171759313
hahahahahaha
gettin really sick of this cold
>>171759313
well he's right
MUH RUSSIANS
is the new
MUH EMAILS
are her hips shooped?
>>171759659
smaller
>>171759702
yeah doubt that buddy
>>171759659
is there a code? GIVE ME THE CODE I WILL SHOOT YOU
>>171759778
i aint your buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!
needs like 46% more titmeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSt15KkCXgI
i want a little hairy boy
we like small bewbs here
^+1 my doujins are better
chloe run a reverse image search on this .jpg i'm uploading to your workstation
a 46% increase in boob is still small boob
>>171760064
i did and found nothing usefull
>>171759831
>censored
dammit japan
we're not pedophiles but we see the logic in taking child brides
we're pragmatists
>>171760243
actually no we are not shitskins here
*sacks rome*
>>171760178
keep trying, and don't let chappelle find out what you're doing
why does japan censor their porn
do they think people don't realize it's a benis and bagina when they're all pixels
imagine being sickziis little pleasure boy in ancient greece...
>>171760687
omo why arent there doujins of this
>>171760663
they used to fuck on the streets and stuff but usa nuked them and was like "yo cut this shit out you fucking barbarians" so they have to censor porn now
actually it was an atomic bomb, not a nuke, baka.
nuke my asshole daddy
>>171760463
what are you?
a carthagenigger? gaul? vandal? one of the 'goths?
actually it was 2
>StarCraft II StarLeague 1d 19h
>I <3 StarCraft 3 days
>GSL Code S 3 days
you reek of shit
ugh i hate how my sister leaves her skimpy panties all over the place
it makes me jealous i don't get to wear things like that...
LOS ANGELES -- LeBron James directed a cease-and-desist order of sorts on Tuesday to LaVar Ball, the outspoken father of three -- including star UCLA freshman Lonzo Ball -- who said earlier this month that his children are set up better for future success than those of the Cleveland Cavaliers' star.
"Keep my kids' name out of your mouth. Keep my family out of your mouth," James said of LaVar Ball to ESPN on Tuesday, as the Cavaliers practiced on UCLA's campus, two days after a road victory over the Los Angeles Lakers.
"This is dad to dad. It's a problem now."
damn....
people really think bernie sanders wasn't in on it?
like ya, lol
everyone else who had any involvement with the dnc knew hillary was preordained from the moment she lost to obama
everyone but poor bernie lol. ridiculous
>>171761804
just do it no one needs to know
>>171761818
you can take the nigger out of the jungle
but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger
#prayforlondon
>>171761970
well, no one except us
he should definitely tell us
(x)he just did you twerp read between the lines
well actually he told us he wanted to not that he was but if he starts doing it he should definitely tell us and maybe take pics too
you saying cum on them or wear them?
>>171762787
both!
also take pics
>control f starcraft
>1 post
>rest is degenerate nonsense
why is this dead game general allowed to exist again?
>>171762787
>>171762873
no dont cum on them, she'll find out..
cum IN them idiot
ARE WE FUCKING HYPE
https://twitter.com/netflix/status/844558330697859072
we need to make europe great again...
>>171762985
shh idiot were watching the gauntlet
is there a way i can make a vr video play like a normal one?
yeah dont wear a vr headset dummy
just cross your eyes while you fap duh
>>171763508
what if they get stuck ><
kys niggers
then you can have a cool excuse to wear an eyepatch and have a new fashion accesory
>>171763646
i dont think id make a good pirate
holy crackers just saw iron hand episode 7 and im not gonna spoil anything but the twist at the end really surprised me!
kys dinosaurs
are you calling strong animu girls pirates????
I hope not..
i thought that wearing panties would make me feel cute but im a gross fat guy so i just felt like a gross fat guy wearing panties and i felt even less cute than a normal gross fat guy..
england got owned
>>171764306
lol...
where my gook boy clique members at!!!!
>>171764306
r u the guy with the books underneath his monitor
>>171764532
no i am much gayer than that
za in the bath...
delete that gross ass pic right this instant
he just wants to see her **** lol
so what actually happened in london? all shitnews is telling me is that a car mowed down people, the internet says gunshots and many police dead and stabbed
One year of no alcohol has changed my life. I lost 53 pounds and I'm 1000 times happier. I tried to recreate my bloated pic.
damn...
pure ownage is what happened
>>171765195
whoa
*posts that on reddit for free karma*
sucker
>>171765195
nice man, did you just give up alcohol or did you also hit the gym?
>>171765508
i fucked your mom is what i did
switchblades... cocaine...
oh yea.....
really not a fan of this weird feedback my speakers are doing
>>171765823
faggot...
>>171765952
what are they happy about
>>171765626
what would your wife think..
>>171765997
havent watched it yet...
>>171766202
yuck wagirls
how do i stop smoking weed
sc2...what if it wasnt so dead and boring...omo...
>>171766501
what if we had new rambunctious players like when we had idra, (premegacuck-)destiny, combatex, and deezer
take that back RIGHT NOW
adjective
1.
difficult to control or handle; wildly boisterous:
a rambunctious child.
2.
turbulently active and noisy:
a social gathering that became rambunctious and out of hand.
we knew what rambunctious meant, dictionary. cmon...
>>171766941
isnt it a good description for those guys?
>>171765195
*cracks a warm one*
yeah i agree rambunctious is not an uncommon word
youre just saying this to be mean
i hate you
i didnt know
>>171767098
a warm what..
>>171767239
one
>>171767159
monsieur j...
>>171767239
one
delete that monstrosity right now young man
yeeesh
post-terror attack healing break:
https://youtu.be/PivWY9wn5ps
theres literally not one good game that people play on twitch
its so boring
https://www.twitch
.tv/cohlrabi
where is the turtle
right there you blind moron
i closed it on the first 5s desu
MODERATORS
Cohlrabi
Misstsuki
Nightbot
Toothyfairybot
VIEWERS
Gifty826
Xvtoughguyvx
>>171768143
kålrabi...
live
https://youtu.be/bXswgCXwJu4
why is there a coin slot on her eyepatch?
cuz she got dat coinslot puuuussssaaaayyyyy
no it's so she can see you idiots
toughguy...
>>171768940
maybe to let some light in because her eye isnt 100% fucked. like a healing temporary thing
>>171769196
naaahhh
>>171768940
because its a katana hilt guard because shes a warrior rawwr :3
seulgi
at least her butthole isn't a meatsheath like yours
>>171769371
why doesnt she have one on her other eye as well then
its weird because I swear I've never seen these japanese boat girl characters until like a year ago...but lots if the pictures are older than that... and I fap to anime girls on the daily...
its like that bernstein time feedback thing
everybody bow your heads and lets pray
because you only use one katana to look cool idiot -_____-
are you ever going to play wow guuk
my normy stepdad massive wagecuck has his day off today and he always like fixes things that arent broken and cleans things that are already clean
its very bizarre
can someone give me a quick rundown
I bet he stays away from you then huh
>>171769662
maybe let him frick your butt you ungrateful idiot
>>171769739
>>171769745
no im just saying because these people who have been wagecucking their entire life dont know anything else so all they know how to do is keep occupied even if its something irrational
they dont know how to sit around for a day
its funny to watch
he pounds your moms anus too LOL
was there really a terrorist attack in london or are you guys fucking with me again?
they feel like theyre wasting time if they sit around for 1 day "hurr didnt get anything done today"
ive been doing it for 8+ years
havnt gotten a single thing done LOL
i wish i was more like your stepdad tobh
instead i just laze all day doing fuckall when i have free time
just realized i actually dont wanna die
>>171770045
there was but it was p shitty even by shitskin standards
>>171770125
really i still do
what changed ur mind
>>171770467
for me the 27-29 thing already happened by the time i was like 17 or 18 so its different for each person
>>171770467
this pic just made me want to kill myself again
>>171770250
dumb PIGSKIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is there where all in starcraft memes be
>>171771476
your're just madd because I fuck westkorean firecrotch
ive got a race to win
*tightens velcro on shoes*
>>171771953
*makes you wear a buttplug during the race*
*
*turns on bass boost*
ah
much better
>>171772651
https://youtu.be/P9HaRD17v3M?t=05m20s
so this is the psychological toll that being a prostitute your whole life and taking thousands of dicks has on a woman...
chilling...
>>171773289
just imagine... your whole life as one big long blur of dicks
>>171772651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LZS_0UXzW4
heh...
>>171773289
where the fuck did you find this channel
she has some serious problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wKfoalWeU
Joshua Gray@MrJoshuaGray
Thoughts on Horizon: Zero Dawn? I applaud the effort in creating a new IP, but the story and dialogue writing left much to be desired.
>>171773554
im triggered
>>171773994
I think I saw her write a comment on a styxhexenhammer video and happened to look at her profile
the best part of youtube is all the weirdos on there... I like to search the most recently uploaded videos for interesting stuff...
https://youtu.be/EiufpoW0RBg
look at this dude
he does karaoke and holds a guitar even though he can't play
uploads it for a handful of people to watch... what makes him do it?
>>171774618
lmao
well cant play with a selfie stick in your hand
>>171774618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcXCqQ_-gMI
cya in tokyo bitch
gook
gook
:3
>>171754458
why is he kissing a girl in that trailer? he didnt care about bitches in the anime.
>>171775407
there has to be some kind of sex in it to keep the attentions of the brainless r-selected zogling vermin
omo...
the real question is why are hollywood kikes so bad at making adaptations
doesnt even have a penis
worst of both worlds...
>>171775028
holy crackers thats a cute gook
hate the ayul meme her head is so fucking oddly shaped
>>171775028
ayul..
>>171775151
gyuri...
gook rape
>>171775613
i never saw it but i bet this one isn't bad
gook
oh sisters lets go down, down to the river to pray
>>171775582
im not attracted to any of the girls you post btw
>A North Atlantic right whale with solitary calf. Whale reproduction follows a K-selection strategy, with few offspring, long gestation, long parental care, and a long period until sexual maturity.
long parental care as in im still living with my parents and long period until sexual maturity as in im still a virgin
based k-selected me
>>171776083
awc
im just stuntin on my x bitch
>>171776083
look at that dude to chick ratio. need to get in there
>>171776108
i've seen a right whale irl. it was big as fuck. they're p #rare
pitbulls are the ugliest fucking nigger dog on earth why do people like them
>>171776083
>in the west girls are busy whoring out in clubs
>in gookland they're in church
what went wrong
made pudding with hemp milk and it didnt thicken right..
What happened to this general? I haven't played in years but it actually used to be about the pro-scene, general k-shit surrounding it with game discussion sprinkled in, Mr. Snibbles, and passion . What the fuck is happening?
dis big
Although the blue whale is the largest animal on the planet, the testes of the right whale are actually ten times larger than those of the blue whale – with each weighing up to 525 kilograms (1,157 lb), they are by far the largest of any animal on Earth
another lost elroy
>>171776776
full circle soon
japs need to make a right whale gokkun JAV somehow
>>171776776
what did you think of monday night's ssl games?
in before no response like every other baiter and wol-age scv abandoner
>>171776784
based right whale
bet the left whale has tiny cuck balls lol
mmmmm i smeell like shit i love it
like 5 days no shower not bade
>>171777080
>I haven't played in years
I just reinstalled 3 days ago and decided to check VG. I'm genuinely curious what has happened to this general.
>>171776091
based gaybro
>>171777293
>I just reinstalled
you made a mistake lol idiot what did you expect a thriving community? shits dead for 5 years
go back to the shithole u crawled from
>>171777363
no i said the girls you post, not all girls
>>171777428
You sound miserable, sorry.
I don't know how the game is dead when I get matches damn near instantly just like I used to back in WoL.
Anyways, you got me good. Take care bud.
>>171776784
i'm kinda bummed they're more #rare than i thought:
the population, which numbers in the low teens at best, may already be functionally extinct.
>>171776784
no fucking way
>>171777293
dont listen to this idiot >>171777428 matchmaking is still active and thats all that matters
wol is way better than lotv
which one of you posted in the femboy thread on gif
>>171777539
nah ur a disgrace go back to college or ur work or whatever u were doing
you dont go years without coming here and decide to show up one day whenever you want
thats seriously an insult
not me but uh *mosies on over to /gif/*
>>171777539
every time with the assumptions and the condescension
what the frick is wrong with punctuation users
>>171777760
no
never post that dumb loser again btw
>>171776784
wew
>>171777543
>low teens at best
but wikipedia says that there's couple of hundred north atlantic and north pacific right whales and over 10 000 southern right whales??
>>171776083
I want to kidnap all of them and force them to watch all the beastiality porn and corrupt their purity with my big penis
https://github.com/Kaldaien/FAR/releases
NIER FPS FIX IS LIVE
>>171778083
praise the lord
>>171777987
they're different species
to:171778039
we dont support that kind of posts here
>>171778165
the fuck are you on about?
i want something to happen in my life for a change so i can move on
>>171778185
if it wasn't taboo I wouldn't fetishize it
so ok
good
so rich people buy all sorts of dumb shit that other people simply can't have for bragging rights
i mean yeah sure mr president of UAE your 180m yacht is cool but any guy who's loaded could build a bigger one thats nothing special
why dont they go after extinct species like real ballers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abies_beshanzuensis
you see that in someone's garden you know they're a real fucking boss
>tfw you stop on your way home for a kebab and decide to eat it while walking, leading to the yogurt sauce leaking through the wrapping paper and dripping on your pants, making you look like a retard
>>171778696
nobody who saw your yogurt stained pants even thought about it for more than 3 seconds
you're not the center of the world
greener
>>171778620
tldr idc
my caretaker just delivered me 5 different types of weed steez
thats nice of your mom
I can now use 8xmsaa at 1440p
praise the lord
>>171778696
ummmm p sure tinner told us yesterday there is no such thing as a kebab??
mx8aa? what is that nerd shit? speak english nerd
>>171779745
it's anti-aliasing but i never understand what the rest means
>>171779614
im still running a 550ti ;__;
>>171779979
do you at least get 60 fps now? I set mine to 16 ingame, I don't think the far.ini is working
we don't play video games here
we read books and practice our musical instruments
honestly considering buying a new gpu because of this nier debacle
whats a good bang for my buck card
>>171780098
i get 60 fps in starcraft, i dont play that shit game
word im gonna buy a new keyboard to practice on and maybe get a midi to usb cable
>>>/pol/117828287
which one of you posted this?
ahh... lunch... buffalo chicken tenders and potato wedges
tarding out on some fried donuts rn
is this our guy/girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn1D0SiCQRM#t=5m19s
>goes outside
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUnSZddpObo&feature=youtu.be&t=18
lmao
>>171780910
rofl the kid at 5:30
>cool
https://www.twitch
.tv/torebalive
>>171781776
Kwintu
Klokmit
Crispierelic
Blackcall
um what is d cappu
6 hours until the beer run...
https://www.twitch
.tv/thatsmichaelnow
nomming on some coq au vin
my grandpa fell and broke two bones in his pelvis... hes 94 and was in the emergency room last night... not much time left...
how many gooks did he kill during the war
im sorry friend
>>171782535
i'm michael
*cracks open yet another cold one*
e__e
wtf we're not drinking yet
Skip BaylessVerified account @RealSkipBayless 18m18 minutes ago
Ill be LIVE on Facebook at 630 ET talking LaVar Ball vs LeBron/Barkley/The World & Lonzo vs UK. Check back to watch:
reminder of what were watching in a few minutes
*cracks a hot one*
what kind of non alcoholic beverages are we consuming tonight boys
>>171784971
vin chaud my favourite
>>171784856
yeah we are bitch
*pours a cold one down your throat*
he may be a disgusting tranny but cosmos stream is p fun to watch
>>171785323
where can i watch cosmo from fairly odd parents
i know a place at the edge of the red light district where we can lay low but my hands are all messed up so you better drive brother
>>171785323
i like her but her stream sucks she just sits around and says narcissistic stuff
>>171786567
i mean when hes grinding/figuring shit out in zelda, which he seems to be doing a lot lately
i dont watch his other streams
watched a stream of someone failing a speedrun of the new zelda last night
honestly it actually looks pretty good and reminded me a bit of dark souls
ummm he's a man and you should not support his delusion by calling him a girl or watching his stream
>>171786964
lol
oppa im gonna beat your ass
me on the left
>>171787029
would literally kill you irl
>>171787041
hmm he was doing this boss in like 5 or 6 different phases granted the boss seemed like it didnt even have the time to hit back seeing how often he was knocked down...
reminder to report the chess shits
>>171786964
historically zelda games have always had some of the best speed runs
windwaker, tp and skyward sword are some exceptions because it was hard to skip too much of the content. an any% of botw takes something like 2 hours which is perfect.
>>171788834
botw any% is sub 1 hour and boring as fuck
>>171788834
i dont know what any% is but the guy was trying to beat 42 mins
JP@itmeJP
the dave chapelle part 1 thing on netflix had me laughing pretty hard, should watch it
jp posters are almost as bad as tranny posters
>>171789146
any% just means you finish the game as fast as possible
if i just jumped headfirst down a flight of stairs i wouldnt have to deal with this anymore
there's a very high chance of fucking up if you throw yourself down a flight of stairs. the best way to kys is to overdose on insulin. it's cheap, painless and clean
used to fantasize about jumping down the stairwell at middle school and suiciding o____o
yes hello pharmacist ill need a liter and a half of insulin
huh what i need it for
just my diabetes heh, stocking up
you can buy insulin over the counter
>>171790667
>the best way to kys is to overdose on insulin. it's cheap, painless and clean
no youre wrong
i actually have tons of insulin in my fridge right now
98% of people who try to do that get injured or they recover
you can get brain damage, suizures etc
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2781038/
>>171790667
killing yourself is really hard to do right
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-statistics
i remember watching vanilla sky (that tom cruize film) and ever since i thought that if you are gonna do it you might as well jump from somewhere really high
im scared shitless of heights tho so id probably just do it with some noble gas if it came to it
>>171791109
>examined outcomes for 160 cases of insulin overdose reported to a regional poison control unit and found more favorable outcomes; the large majority of patients (94.7%) achieved a full recovery, while 2.7% patients developed cerebral defects and 2.7% died.
that's if they get help after taking the insulin. if they're left alone for a couple hours they'll be dead
i wanna marry nana kiyotsuka one day
>>171791430
amen
god bless
praise jesus
peace
well tinny is retarded so if he believes one thing the opposite is likely true :/
>>171791824
sad but true many such cases etc etc
>>171792101
ye dont try it tinster i like you
instead of ghost in the shell imagine if it was gook in the shell
heat up charcoal. but not so hot it starts burning and it makes tons of carbon monoxide. like 50x more than a car exhaust
use a spaceheater, oven, hotplate. just don't start a fire
the 2 oxygen molecules in a carbon dioxide expand as they are heated and will break apart in 2 and each bonds with 1 carbon atom from the charcoal making 2 carbon monoxides
>>171792291
said no one ever
gonna have a gay little cookout for all the scvees
were gonna call it the barbequeer
gook in gook gook
gook agook gookplex
>>171792460
great way to also kill everyone that comes looking for you eventually
widow mines FUCK
just figured out that i really do want to die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nXTVgZ127A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z_ozSmqyoo
a pretty and hairy baby girl :)
>>171792659
leave a note that says
"whomever finds my body, please don't enclose yourself in this room with my corpse without first turning off the space heater that is still running. extended exposure to carbon monoxide can be fatal"
>>171793201
great way to have your parents find you before you actually die from the poisoning
>>171793084
back in 2005 how could we have known the gay captioned pictures like this we all looked at were the height of the internet
before every nigger received an obama phone
>>171793658
i have an obama phone it looks like its from 2001
>>171793327
this isn't stick a garden hose in the gaspipe of your car and run it to your car window in the garage with the engine pumping exhaust with less than 5% carbon monoxide overdose. this would take less than 20 minutes.
in jesus name
amen
we kill ourselves with class here
*sips hemlock*
jesus gonzãles
https://www.twitch
.tv/roomonfire
our guys are playing
that japanese suicide forest is cool
>>171793919
>>171792460
wow we got a real chemist here
my saxon blood is roaring
>>171793978
its just gleepy and things he picked up from his time in isis
3 1/2 hours until the beer run
>>171793919
lol fucking homo
>>171794061
oh i thought it was that grad school guy but i guess he wouldnt be killing himself
>>171793972
brad neelys old videos were pretty good. shame about his [as] show
>>171794061
i picked it up from my "holocaust" revisionist research!
>>171794243
i'm an autodidact
>>171794076
actually we already started drinking a bunch of stuff i mixed together from moms liquor closet
>>171794401
wait gleepy are you really not white
Minny @MinnyMausGG
Buffalo chicken with bleu cheese pastry ring and spinach cream jalapeno bites!!
>>171794571
wish i could marry her
>>171794401
>i'm an autodidact
just like our boy shkreli
destined for greatness
I seriously hate women
>>171794719
fag
>>171794431
have i ever acted like a nigger?
>>171793972
me on the right
>>171794767
no i mean not white
someone keeps saying youre a muslim
>>171794719
i respect women and their right to take half my stuff after i let them trick me into thinking i could be loved
>>171794719
i wanna have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with one
>when they have a brown person playing a viking
psht
for the love of christ can someone post some good stinker music
and skip faye wong shes goat but i want some other recs
>>171794315
yeah they were
i never cared for how the show was animated but i can see how something done in the style of the old videos would never work for tv
>>171794826
it's a vicious rumor based meme started by my enemies. i think part of it is because of some oc i made and because i follow all the major terrorist groups on twitter and will tweet with them in arabic sometimes. but thats only because i hate the jews so much more
>will tweet with them in arabic sometimes
what the fuck
lol not sure if shooped
is that jonah hill?
>>171795561
he lost lots of weight I think
>>171795153
i don't remember, and emphatically deny making that post
>>171795452
just simple greetings
الله أكبر
الموت لأمريكا
الموت لاسرائيل
النصر للإسلام
>>171795514
seriously dude they have to know how bizarre and ridiculous they look to normal people when they shit their diapers about russia. why do they keep doing it? i thought kikes were supposed to be smart
>>171795869
get this shitspeak out of my face, shitskin
https://exhentai.org/g/1043216/583f0db7e4/
sexy manga...
>>171795869
post more ham please
>>171795869
confirmed brown skinned terrorist
I'd report you to the fbi if they didn't put you on the terrorist watch list for reporting people
im THIS close to buying a 1080
>>171796231
i seriously wanna buy it
training conv neural nets must be so fucking fast with it >_<
>>171796231
its sure to make you happy!!
*reads stopwatcher*
now this is high quality literature
im depressed?
woah.... so this is the power of starcraft discussion.......
>>171796506
pop some antid's
>>171796506
im just nothing anymonre
>>171796405
a smart computer math boy
>>171796740
can you explain wtf hes saying for the rest of us
>>171796219
i'd be angry if i wasn't on the list. i've been trying to get on it for a long time. i have an addon that randomly adds a few of the 127 flagged terrorist watchlist words my to emails and google searches
>>171796796
he's gonna be able to cheat really hard with a supermega chessengine
>>171796935
meh
>>171797631
her internal organs are mush but skin and tissue is pretty resilient to bursting pressures
wow this game mode is hilarious
>>171797631
internal bleeding, broken rib cage/spine
>being a dumb slut even after death
based fucking western women
>>171796935
lmao ngl that was p cute
>>171796796
deep neural networks? machine learning? you know, shit that they use to make ai for self driving cars and beating go and most of new ai stuff
neural networks used for this shit be trained on gpus much much much faster than on cpus thats why a lot of people are excited about 1080ti
>>171797757
bullet? its gay as fuck imo
>>171797757
read nimzowitsch
any london bros here? are you scared now
>>171798176
no im a fucking punk
>>171798275
word punks arent scared of anything
cept jobs
owned
we read autobiographies from a historiographical perspective here
london 2012...
lets see if my webcam works..
we tried to warn them
>>171781553
sids a god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSZy0P87t3w
>>171798984
*recommends storm of steel*
>>171800069
a one handed backhand wrist shot with a tennis ball would be almost impossible to get in the air that high. doing that with a puck is crazy
love my friends on himasugi.org/jp
>>171800404
ok how about you get them to unban us
saw coffee girl again today...she always looks so happy to see me now and makes made conversation again
she drew another smiley face on my cup too. i wish i wasnt in such a wretched state that makes relationships impossible
>>171800404
what thread are we supposed to use? the death monitor one?
>>171800635
imagine asking coffee girl out for a cup of coffee...
>>171800635
she does that to everyone
normy wgirls have like 1,000 friends and she appearing all happy towards you is literally how she confronts everyone
>>171800635
she doesnt care about you m8 being personable is part of her job
>>171800635
hehe i can imagine asking her "wanna go out for coffee?" and she's like "but i work in a coffe shop all day >.>" and you'll be like "well when's your break, we can do it then ;)"
>>171800635
literally just doing that so you tip her
damn that guy had his dream crushed
imagine being on a date with a wgirl...
>>171800784
>>171800820
>>171800896
let me have this :\
>>171800635
check to see if she knows your name . tell her last time you were there you had such a horrible day her smiley was only good thing that happened to you
>>171800396
i know, i've never seen that before.
i dont get how its possible on the backhand
>>171801196
i would be super uncomfortable and nervous
>>171801196
bet that she picked up her phone right after the picture was taken
>>171801196
*imagines it*
yea we would both awkwardly eat our food in complete silence
i did a book report or some gay class project thing like 15 years ago about hannibal of carthage and now that I'm listening to this rome podcast and they're covering the hannibal part... the only thing I rembered about hannibal is the donkey torches and that he wore an eyepatch
I'm fuckin... retarded...
have you guys ever been on a dinner date with a non-family member woman?
what the heck would you even talk about?
do you even talk? or do you just eat
kinda crazy how much the romans did before they destroyed themselves huh
start with the romans
I could tell her about... retarded
is it bad to eat fast food like 3-4 times a week?
i could talk about 4chan..... or trump....
the greeks were cool but they kinda just fucked each other in the ass
>>171801448
when i was in middle school i went as hannibal of carthage in a 'living museum' project where you impersonated an important person and gave a speech about them. i chose him because of rome: total war
everyone else chose like...abraham lincoln, george washington or sports people
>>171801757
how come theres so much written stuff about rome, records etc 300 years before christ but then everything with jesus christ is written by some gay dudes who weren't even alive when j dog was?
is jesus a made up character?
muslims ran over a wgirl
>>171801448
the hardcore history episodes about the punic wars are entertaining
https://www.mediafire.com/#b2lyk6rlhvz8b
get episodes 21,22,& 23
>>171802137
youre late
is sargon's twitter profile picture actually him? what a handsome fellow.
"so....how about that bitcoin......"
"man, this weather is cold huh"
"u sure do like cell phones huh"
"do you like anime? yea me neither...."
"the sports team aint doin too bad this year huh...."
"yeah kierkegaard for me too"
>>171802137
rofl
fuck wgirls, britain, muslims
also
*brapp*
>>171802127
because it's all just a collection of stories assembled to create some kind of meta consciousness of sorts
the bible is like the marvel movies of 2000 years ago
did he just brap in our general.....
>>171802247
yeah well thats what its all about
if you figure out that you dont have anything in common then you're donezo
>>171802209
ye he's 1/4 black and loves cuck porn so he's allowed to get away with saying anything
>>171802137
nice butt
what a shame
i wanna have s*x with a big titty kgirl!!!!!
>>171802127
theres a lot of evidence he may have been made up by the flavian dynasty (ruled after caesers)
https://youtu.be/tg_poNVIg2E
whose your favorite roman?
mine is coriolanus
>>171802348
seems like everything has always been a lie
>>171802393
what the heck are you supposed to have in common with a female?????
>>171802606
+1
a fair question
>>171802606
i think its like
>i hate niggers
>oh i hate niggers too
>>171802549
marcus aurelius and julius caesar are the only ones i know....
jesus christ is my favorite roman
>>171782312
>>171794076
update.. 90 minutes until the beer run...
>>171802549
Virginia Raggi
>>171802606
i like dogs
some girls like dogs too
i like video games
some girls like video games too
it could be anything
>>171801517
lol
i went on a date with a japanese girl
honestly her english wasn't excellent
we discussed about college and the next year and just stuff like that (we studied the same thing)
i've of grown out of feeling awkward so i can't really say, but she went on her phone a lot of times
it was up to me to start the conversations and i guess i wasn't excellent. she didn't really talk much at all, which i do think was a bit of lost in language thing
the sacred chickens...
>>171749203
HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOY
>>171802786
ha fucking ha very funny you know he meant ancient romans from the empire
>>171749203
id love to slap my wiener on that belly desu
nothing sexual just a bit of goofing
lol justin trudeau spent over 127k on his vacation
>>171802549
augustus, cicero, scipio africanus, marius,
>>171802829
fuck off dude. get out of here
seriously
>>171802829
lol
>>171803107
>>171803291
>>171803324
hehe i worked hard and really, really had a lot of courage to get that far
you can do it too
im 23 y/o btw
i saved this brain meme so i can learn what happened on each date later on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8v6cZ21vlc
>>171802606
love of drinking
>>171803502
*yawn*
yeah yeah whatever
anything good to watch?
>>171803502
so what happens at those years
i know the first 2, but what about the last?
im a hot boy with a big butt!
https://youtu.be/FE7z-yzSFDA
im the girl sickzii is teh boy...
>>171803813
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1204
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/235
>>171803813
the holy roman empire broke up i think
degenerates
>>171803502
I wonder if that angry guy is still here
*degenerates*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
is this song historically accurate
>>171804201
i cant say, having not watched it mysefl
>degenerates
who are you quoting mein amigo
>>171804201
100% trust me, I'm a historical expert and have played several Koei games.
degenerates...
>>171804038
>>171804043
fuck i forgot absolutely everything i learned about history in high school
also i have this repeating nightmare about how im not keeping up with school work for history classes and that i have to repeat a year because of it
technology is advancing so fast...
to think that we spent thousands of years riding horses and lighting fires but in the past 100 years we went from steam engines to building jet airliners and sending messages across the globe in seconds
>>171802137
wait did the guy actually took over a bus?
>>171804709
i think he ran over her with a car and she ended up under a bus somehow
id rather everyone else died than i died then id kys myself
someones loadin up on debussy...
>>171778923
did he bring you deep ocean and sahara kush?
one day technology is going to reach a point where every single living individual will easily be able to end all life on the planet so really anarcho capitalism is inevitable when you think about it
>>171749203
where did you get this video of me
>>171803747
theres a watchable history channel tier series hosted by robocop called "engineering an empire"
https://youtu.be/5d2-BmEa_YI
better than the wall
delete this picture
it is false and malicious
we like anarcho capitalism here
peeing in a bottle is brave? then call me william wallace
>>171805532
if you insist, will
>>171804941
crippler
pine jack
cheese wreck
cookie wreck
berry white
can i call you bill
>>171805071
as brian wilson once said "i'm waiting for the day"
gatorade bottles are great to piss in. cant recommend it enough
you already have you disgusting freak
low tier god pisses in a bottle. it's truly the most alpha way
was 'za a discovery, or invention?
>>171804680
>>171805071
cybernetics
owner of a lonely heart...
damn
qa norms really ruined this thread
:/
spotted the qanorm
mike love is our favorite beach boy
every time i see qanorm i misread it as quorum
>>171806341
whats that
not sure if i should get drunk tonight or not... my grandpa isnt in very good shape and i have to go visit him before he dies theres no way i can do that with the mega anxiety from a hangover
>>171806082
it was invented as a dish for some queen or princess named margherita who was visiting or had just been crowned. they used basil. tomato & mozz for the italian flag colors. thats why it's called a pizza margherita
we're 3 beers in
*cracks another cole one*
welp make that 4.
>>171806848
get well soon gramps...
its spelled anudduh
>>171806848
save the drinking until later, you dont need the hangover on top of everything else
>>171806193
yes was a good band before drama
>>171806929
lol
a blind man walks in front of a fish market
>tfw i saw the beach boys play a free show on the town village green and stamos was drumming
>>171806359
lol break:
https://youtu.be/fJWmbLS2_ec
>>171805663
have you heard the outtakes from the pet sounds box set?
keep trill in the south
http://www.dailywire.com/news/5749/both-trump-and-clinton-went-jeffrey-epsteins-sex-amanda-prestigiacomo
hmm...
gothboitrill
under an hour until the beer run...
ne1 else confuse the pet shop boys and the beach boys
so my grandpa isnt actually sick or anything. he just has a hip fracture and is in pain but his vitals are fine so.. guess he wont be dying in the immediate future
>>171808106
time to drink
lol
i was saving this one for when i got laid off but
you know what what the hell you deserve it.
*hands special beer over to you*
>>171808106
thats great news it's not broken, a broken hip is how so many old people start to go
>>171808303
is that a vintage 2013 coors light..?
heh
you know your lager kid...
*sips growler*
https://en.lichess.org/training/70325
today's puzzle
you should be able to solve this
*solves it*
lil' chessy
i don't like it when it tells me that i failed -_-
fucking stupid chess
>>171809436
+1 fuck that
*gets it in 10 tries*
hehe easy...
*boots up patty duke show*
night gang
the trick is to just put the stupid thing in check even if it looks like the wrong move
i don't have any clean underwear so i guess im freeballin
>>171809927
i had a chain of 4 accidents a month or two ago where i shit myself 4 different times and went from 6 pairs of underwear to 2 so ive just been wearing gym shorts with no underwear.. dont see any issues with it
wont be any issues until you ruin all your gym shorts by shitting in them
*goes back in time to 2005*
ahh now i can listen to the comedic stylings of dane cook in peace
btfo
*watches ying yang twins on mtv*
alright just had some pre-beer run beer to calm my anxiety.. gonna leave in a few minutes...
>>171810425
i've only seen their cribs episode, i've never heard them
actually im going to leave now so my dad doesnt hang out in the garage and block me
*wakes up tired*
took tomorrow off work, dad's gunna be pissed
>>171810664
based me. usually take a nap ~4 hours after waking up
I'd seriously kermit suicide before I got a job
wish I could find something that I like and follow every day
the constant news cycle about the last election worked but thats just super gay and sickening now...
wish I liked real sports or something...
alright im back from the store.. new guy that i used to see there like a year ago was working there tonight and he broke my $20
have they tried to offer you a job there yet
>>171811658
itadakimasu
he needs beer just to deal with one cashier theres no way he'd be able to work there
just made this in mspaint
this thread would be dead as heck without americans :/
>>171812115
why dont you learn how to use photoshop
actually it would be dead as heck without me and my quality posts
>>171811931
i only have a drink before i go if ive drank multiple days in a row. my anxiety goes away after ive been sober for a day
>>171812298
i know how to use photoshop but i dont have it on this computer and wouldnt use it enough to justify downloading gimo
this is night 2 in a row without having vod. cant remember the last time i went 2 nights. i must really be sick
we should have a comm meetup irl and bauk
>>171812459
then why are your standards so low
>>171812634
what do you mean
>>171812667
if you were comfortable with ps then you would feel bad for making such a poorly edited image :/
i just learned that there is a korean church 1 hour away from me...
why is that guy being so rude
id put more effort in it if i was using photoshop and not mspaint
i was going to share a funny image i made but im afraid it wont be up to that guys standards..
image editing is a pretty close topic to my heart
>>171812459
i use this when i'm feelin lazy and it cant be done in paint
https://pixlr.com/editor/
>>171812984
try me, i'll critique your technique
I usually post all the pictures I like
wish I had some new ones to post rn
>>171813159
i'll post this one for you
wow almost 750 posts already
trimmed my chest and pubes today
grade 1
it keeps them neat for the next 3 months
fapping is way more enjoyable without a handful of pubes
it feels amazing when youre clean shaven but i hate the look
>>171813501
>the nigger didn't come here to read a novel
hahahaha
>the nigger didnt come here to read a novel
you can get all slimy without the thought of cleanup
and a smooth single stroke from your balls to the tip feels great
shaftpubes are the worst
all pubes are bad
short trimmed hair is preferable
although asian pubes look soft and fluffy which might be nice..
shaving is a terrible idea
trim
wax shaft
i get my eyebrows threaded at the mall with the rest of my comm
am i the only one here that rips pubes out instead of trimming
I buy gaudy fake gold jewelry from mall stands that nobody should ever buy
thats just how I roll
whats the best way to approach a pack of mallwhores?
deagle drawn, fully loaded. locked and loaded
i dont know maybe ask on facebook you stupid norm
I'm confident I could headshot 7 to 14 of these theoretical mallwhores before speeding away and having a good last meal
>>171814435
probably. i can rip out a clump of almost all the nose hairs in one of my nostrils in one tug. it makes people freak out
ok i did and i got reported to the government for using the derogatory term 'mallwhore' and just received a court summons :/
panda express
assaulting women in the parking garage
>>171814907
https://youtu.be/8SwuoDtplfU?t=3m19s
azn gf
>>171815529
https://youtu.be/4PjaKZHueP8?t=09m03s
new thread
>>171815762
i typed azn gf. i don't know what keys my sleeve was pressing to do that
looks like the keys "a" "z" "n" " " "g" and "f"
quote space unquote
>>171816181
you don't see the british pound ($) symbol?
^shut up
>>171816692
*nods yes*
reddit pill me on the controlled explosion theory
well you see...
white girls fuck dogs
how do you know
im a wgirl...
omo i just happen to be a wboy...
well wgirls dont like wboys we like dogs so...???
>>171817241
i'd like to take a moment to single out the germans and dutch as much more sexually degenerate than other whites
ehm actually i just happen to be a dog so...