meet us in wol ladder
i sure hate widow mines
>>171595875
widow mines and those quicky flying units protoss has make the game unplayable at subgm rankings
v__v
>>171596000
yeah those...quick flying units...from that game...sc2
>>171596083
yeyeye exactly thats what im talking about
you cant do this!!!!
hmmm we are autosaging again
idgi surely there are better ways to get rid of us?
qa norms
how do you kill that with no life?
>>171596709
dont think we're autosaging yet thread is slow due to all the bans
>>171597005
nope, your post didnt bump us i just checked
>>171597102
ya im the op cant bump my own thread
>midriff slowing
harlot
>>171597229
oh that explains it
i wasnt even aware that "feature" existed
was there a banwave
janny suddenly decided to justify his salary
i'm still here. which is weird because i get banned about once every 3-6 months
i dont even this this thread will be the same even if we get to stay
too much qa norms
maybe janny was only killing the thread so qa norms wouldn't infest it
Playing StarCraft on 56k, strategizing with my buddy pre-bluetooth/skype.
gooks play sc2
>>171598943
your parents had rich people walls
was just trying to take a nap and my mom wakes me up by knocking on my door to tell me theres leftover lasagna in a bowl... thanks you stupid bitch
garfield...
ill play wow later tonite
what if jon had garfield neutered
remember when steven said he was going to come back to sc2 to get GM in all races and then he quit after a day of losing
so apparently our oldest cat who is 18 has liver failure and only has two weeks to live.. so instead of just putting him down my parents have spent over $1000 now on emergency vet bills...
>>171599830
i dont watch league streamers
>>171600565
i mean he was streaming sc2 so at the moments i was watching him he was a sc2 streamer
just got back from the dentist
really hate the fluoride they put on your teeth at the end nowadays
can't eat anything for hours without it tasting like shit
>>171600965
fluoride doesnt help your teeth its only the brushing and the scraping and shit that helps you
its a myth
i always request they just dont do the fluoride thing because its toxic as fuck and shouldnt be in your mouth at all
hmm take a shower or don't take a shower...the tyranny of choices...
>>171601089
sounds anti-european
fluoride is how they turn the frogs gay
i hope sickzii sleeps well and wakes up refreshed and ready for work!
>>171601601
>Fluoride varnishes are relatively new in the United States, but they have been widely used in western Europe, Canada, South Africa and the Scandinavian countries since the 1980s as a dental caries prevention therapy. They are recognised by the Food and Drug Administration for use as desensitising agents, but, currently, not as an anti-decay agent.
i hope sickzii got a nice big raise
>>171601352
we only shower when mom starts threatening us here
stop letting scv die -_-
you cowards don't even have a shower filter
>>171601778
word
dreams huh...meandering streams of incomprehensible scenes
>>171601928
objection, irrelevant
hope i die in my sleep this time
that feelio when you're inputting moves with your keyboard and write bxc3 instead of Bxc3
my dick is all red and sore from the hand lotion...fuck...
>>171601928
based japan ahead as usual
god i wish i was a nip
>>171602182
are you sure its not sore from you fricking it up...
>>171602245
i frick it up all the time never had any issue...
>>171602182
should have used coconut oil like i told you the other day
the blood is not on my hands
>>171602375
my mom is gonna ask why im taking her oils -___-
>>171602504
tell her
or even better, show her >:3
>>171602504
go to a store and buy lube?? lmao why are you going to your mom's stash for dick lube
>>171602504
buy ur own bottle and then hide it in your room
ugh if i go out to buy oils ill feel like a pervert :x
>>171602791
its fucking coconut oil its in the cooking section you use it for cooking
just do it man. buy my snake oil dude i have a family to feed
yes monsieur cashier operator id like a bottle of your finest oils for my carnal pleasure
>>171602791
meh just do it
ladder jams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK5YGWS5H84
are we watching cheongcho?
ahh so tired... 3 hours this time?
is the janitor still being mean
liam is still home alone omo...
>>171602791
order it online?????????????
I dont even plat starcartf why am I here
>I <3 StarCraft 5 days
>GSL Code S 5 days
>>171603419
did you get owned by sea life again
>>171603405
>IamSSunny
the mad women she changed her name and shiet
wake me up in 5 days x_x
>>171603487
no ill feel like a pervert to myself
plus i dont wanna spend a million $$ each whack off session
>>171603656
my coconut oil went bad before i ran out of it as jack off lube
its seriously the best
>>171603656
you use like a fuggin tablespoon its like 100 faps
u wont feel like a perv its the same thing
>>171595806
Why these threads are so different than the others?
>>171603656
not that guy but i use coconut oil and its like $20 for a huge ass tub that lasts me 6 months+ of daily rigorous lubing
>>171603805
hello are you excited for the code s finals
>>171603656
stfu and embrace the degeneracy
elroy...
https://www.twitch
.tv/the_gaming_galleon
this elroy walked in at the wrong tim.e
or maybe its the right time >;)
okay ill do it!!!!! ill whack off with oils!!!!!!
we should kill him
*plots a 187 on an elroy*
>>171603509
my honey gourami bites my arms the entire time
its ok though
he sees I'm fucking with his bubble nest
little does he know... he will never have sex...
>>171604104
our guy...
>>171604104
NICE!
>>171603880
No, I'm not smart.
>>171603805
dont worry about it
>>171604567
is that a bucket of fried chicken
based camel
seulgi
seulgi
>>171604871
gook
>>171604990
gook
norm alert
your tl;dr was tl;dr you stupid nerd
i just wanna be unemployed again is all
i pray to god i get fired
>>171605010
saddest thing ever
wage norms be like "i get 2 days off in 5 months"
https://clips.twitch
.tv/StrangeCreativeLegKappaRoss
is she right...
google = CIA
yeah enjoy working with pajeets normshit
>>171605010
just move up in the ladder until you get a cushy job where you can finish all your work early and enjoy life for most of the day
if you cant do that you deserve your fate
>>171605308
wow...
at google we have around 25 days off a year and i can take em whenever i want, not counting sick leave
>>171605349
yes
but its good shes getting banned
cant have norms lusting over gooks
>>171605510
can you even do that at jewgle
>>171605510
>just move up in the ladder
every person in the country follows this same idea
they dont tell you it takes 40 years of daily grinding
>Jon Stewart 2020 is more needed than ever... I don't care if he wants to retire and live his dream with his family - we need him. so much.
>>171605510
this is the thing that keeps me going, but if i ever make it ill be too old... ill be 30 or 35, whats the fuckin point then
i feel like im wasting my youth on work instead of having fun
all i want is to have my own building so i can be secured for the rest of my life and not work ever again
>>171605576
>25 days off a year
so that leaves you with 6% of your life to yourself
congrats
the true answer is to own land and be self-employed
http://www.radiolab.org/story/kpoparazzi/
hmm yes insightful
the ancients knew best...
>>171605734
you have to also take into account sleeping so its more like 4%
>>171605809
true...
times seven carry the one... hmm yes i see...
>>171605881
also account working for Google means you need to spent 12-16 hours a day rivaling your fellow software engineers for promotion
>>171605595
we were born to grind ladder here.
>>171605714
considering that your life expectancy should be 70-80, '30 or 35' is a perfect time to start enjoying the rest of your life, i mean at that point you've still got most of it ahead of you.
fucking google niggers
i bet you could count the number of people that can write their own compiler at google on the fingers of one hand
reminder that terry wrote os AND compiler, not just os
every nigger can write just os
i feel like i have what it takes to be an ancient roman
old drawings...
my uncle is a software engineer and he says the trick to promotions now is to just get hired to higher positions by different companies
>>171606012
we're in our prime here. we don't work hours, we come and go as we please and we get shit done while we do it. the people below me are grateful to be making lots of money for me and if they arent i dont need them.
your uncle if a faggot baby boomer and the next time you see him tell him I hate his guts
>>171606268
actually what you just described is just you
its none of use here
oh, my first billion? heh, yeah i remember those wild teenage years.
*reminisces*
>>171605962
nah, i work 8 hours a day and i often leave after 7 or 6.5
i work in a small team with chill people, didnt feel any sort of animosity yet, who knows
>>171605986
thanks for your post, your words encourage me, i just need to figure out how to make it til im 30-35
i already earn more than the average wagecuck, but its still not enough to own a building...
also what about having a wife... or children? i hate how people between the ages of 25-35 are heavily pressured to get married and have kids
i kinda wish i was born in a baby boomer era
but then there would be no internet and kpop would be shit so i dont really wish i was born then
maybe if i wasnt born in the first place
bet he was the one making all those terrible posts
>>171606427
wish i was born in the 80s so i could have fun in the 90s era of computer programming
instead i remember Phantom Menace
>>171606398
>i hate how people between the ages of 25-35 are heavily pressured to get married and have kids
thats called nature
people should be having kids by like 16-20
going to college for a "career" doesnt exist in nature and you wasted all your time when you could have been having kids that whole time
and now youre stuck
not digging the thread rn
>>171606117
weird way to come out of the closet
>>171606578
word
>>171606558
fuck imagine learning how to program on commodore 64
and grinding wolfenstein and doom multiplayer all day
im gonna run away from home and start a new life in the woods youll see
>>171606654
bbl
twitch
.tv/andymilonakis
lets go
>>171606427
>he actually fell for the kpop meme
>meme
yup
i dont wanna live
there's a god damn reason that i dont have kids
i dont want them to follow the same path i did
and they might just end up dead if i blow my lid
every night i pray to god my car skids off the road in the dark, g
oh jeez he fell hard
greeners
>>171606559
i kinda wanna have a kid while im still young so i can see em grow up and see my grandchildren
but at the same time i dont wanna have kids before im like 40 because i feel like my life would completely stop once id get a child, it would literally be over and thats not cool
now, if i could have a kid, give it to someone else to raise it for the next 15 years with me occassionally visiting him/her then take it back... thatd be cool
fuck off to facebook or something
i want to have like ten kids and homeschool them all to be fricken geniuses
yeah
based tinster teaching this jewglenorm about life
i wanna adopt 5 of the most athletic african orphans and raise my own basketball team
>>171606980
hahahaha you really shouldnt have a kid then
"give it to someone else" is just not the right language/attitude
do your own thing bro
its not for you you sound like an immature retard
>wait till 40 to have children
hahahhahahahahahhah
just as we get janny off our backs then THIS
don't know what's worse, kidnorms or wagenorms
>>171606885
i pray my dick get big as the eiffel tower
was honestly happier with the janny
was tinny the manlet in the last thread? raging hard about milk or w/e, lol
when is bisu going to kill himself? :/ >>171607246
i hope your son dies soon
>>171607317
+1
rather have the janny nuking our threads than all this blogshit
jannyshit was funnier
would you rather have a billion dollars or a billion kids? keep in mind you get to do the deed with whomever billion you wish
i want to impregnate a thousand JAV idols
>>171607669
well considering having kids is a net benefit on your income ill have to say kids
>>171607749
yeah but the billion will be a upfront lump sum
>>171607827
yea but unless you are as smart as trump that billion is just gonna evaporate
meanwhile kids give you a constant stream of income
hmm...
this mad manlet lmao
*reclines in computer chair*
i don't even know what i'd do with a billionaire dollars. probably buy some pizza
and think about it
even if every kid just nets you 1 dollar thats already a billion dollars right there
its really a nobrainer
her monolids...
>>171607669
billion kids obviously. the whole point of life is to pass on your genes. if you can spread your genes to 12% of the world's population then you have done a great job.
>>171608357
ehhhh looks fat
reminder were watching wwe monday night raw in 30 minutes
>>171608413
but she's too beautiful, i feel sad she's doing that
>>171608485
doing what, eating too much?
yea its p tragic i guess
>>171608485
a lot of times they are coerced into it b/c family yakuza debts. its actually its own genre
>>171608460
no i have things i have to finish!
youve got this new head filled up with smoke n i got my veins all tangled close to the jukebox bars you frequent, the safest place to hide
>>171608575
i doubt it
these girls are sluts
the one thread we had that was more than 50% on topic got autosaged. i guess that means we should be off topic
>>171608879
janny boy was just trying to save us from qa norms
lol @ the janny pushing the narrative of him "saving us"
we'll never like you here idiot
trigger warning
milk
kids are a meme
women are a meme
this doesnt trigger us since were all white and not manlets here
>>171609079
I like him because he usually just gives warnings and doesn't ban my 4chan pass
if he banned my 4chan pass I'd be pretty pissed off!
thanks to the guy who gave the 'start warm and make it colder' showers advice
been doing that
>>171609397
im not a cold shower-er but i bet some would argue that it negates the benefits when you do it that way
taking pics of yourself is very hard
i cant seem to find a flattering angle...
>>171609464
tbf (to be frank) im not sure what the benefits were suppose to be in the first place but im doing it anyway
same
that's when i learned i was ugly
>>171609464
no. why would that negate the benefits?
ahhhhhhhh yes another fap another feeling of shame
I've been meaning to drop a few shower pro tips but its hard to find the time
>>171609557
>>171609676
its the same deal people thought they could beat no fap if they just didnt watch porn
or only had sex with their girlfriend instead
it doesnt work that way
took me ages to solve today's puzzle...
smothered mates...
blast the strongest light you can find onto your face
take the shot so that your cam is slightly above your face
at least thats how gooks said you should do it, but light is the real trick i think
>>171609726
being under cold water has its own benefits besides "look at muh willpower". you can't start from hot
>>171609924
you already adjust the cells when you start hot
but if you go in cold thats where the true shock value comes from that "wakes you up"
BTW IM NOT A COLD-SHOWER-ER im just saying in theory its just a silly thing to do if youre trying to do cold showers at all
its like the pussified version which doesnt do anything
yeah you cant start from hot but warm is OK
>>171609924
>can't
can*
>>171610050
it still affects your brain the same way
end yourself cold shower fags
actually starting from hot and going to cold is ok
what you are trying to do is expand/contract your blood vessels
so really optimally you shouldnt just do cold shower all the way you should do hot->cold->hot->cold->*
>>171610191
>it still affects your brain the same way
doesnt work that way dude im smarter than you
if cold showers do anything at all, youre essentially dampening the effect dramatically by acclimating your body to the warm first
>>171610262
my dick is bigger than yours my dude. i know what im talking about
>>171610262
you increase the shock if you start with warm
ive never ridden a rollercoaster in my life. i had a chance to at 6 flags when i was a kid but i was too much of a pussy
>>171610191
>>171610239
people like to hear things they want to hear
they want to be told "its ok you can start warm" because thats what the body wants
but thats not what these self discipline things are about
its just like no fap cheaters they come up with all kinds of crazy excuses
most people just cant do it
you guys should stop doing cold showers altogether if youre going to do this bullshit
>>171605921
me on the right sickzii on the left
>>171610410
i mean are you after discipline or are you after actual fucking health benefits?
>>171610517
look man i told you i never tinkered into the cold shower game
but if i had to guess the health benefits are primarily from that initial shock value
dont reply to the reddit spacer
i don't do cold showers for the self discipline meme shit, you goddamn retard, how many times do i have to tell you this
i dont do cold showers because i dont shower lol
>>171610596
they arent
alternating cold/hot can actually be beneficial to your blood circulation unlike the cold shower meme
>>171610695
lol
>>171610716
look man ive already circumnavigated your whole system
i know what these people are trying to do
theyre cheaters
how convenient I CAN START MY COLD SHOWER WARM
how convenient for the human body
its not that. thats not what this is you dont even get it lol
alternating hot and cold > cold >>>>>>>> hot
>>171611061
word
>get shocked by cold shower once
>get shocked by cold shower repeatedly
hmmmmmmm
alright guys its one week closer to the road to wrestlemania
get in here for wwe raw
http://taima.tv/r/wooo
okay first of all cold showers dont even have any scientifically proven health benefits
we reject science here
>>171611147
the good part about alternating is that it doesn't need to be a shock
you guys arent even ready for me to red pill you on milk baths....
>>171611231
hi destiny
we take ice baths around here
>>171611360
its baking soda baths
some ancient egyptian pheroah goddess did this
>>171611162
also this is the first wwe show since multiple nudes have been leaked of wrestlers so the crowd is going to be doing chants about it
which reminds me i still havent fapped to hermione nudes
people get so worked up about nudes
>wwe
i thought we were highbrow here...
>>171610342
they are okay, usually the time waiting in line isnt worth the time spent on the ride though
six flags halloween night tho O-O
>>171611360
should i get into that? i already got into eating with my hands, sleeping on the floor and calisthenics
>>171611528
wtf who else got leaked i thought it was just paige
>>171611570
>>171611796
>i already got into eating with my hands
i like this one
and chop sticks
>>171611778
imagine running into a cute witch...
>>171611796
>eating with my hands
why
>>171611823
why is she all dressed up like a muslim woman now
what else are you going to eat with retard your feet lol
shes a bitch and a slut
>>171611941
it has amazing health benefits like cold showers
>>171612016
i eat with my mouth
>>171612056
lecture me
>>171611941
>>171612056
no theres no health benefits with this one but its definitely red pilled and gives you more freedom and enjoyability when youre eating
more simplicity.
try eating with ur hands its legit
>>171612216
alright i'll go make some soup. brb
gonna watch some porn, bust a nut to it and then hit a nice and hot shower :)
>>171612008
i dunno but when her voice gets low i go nuts
JANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET RAPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
does rape take away your v*rginity?
first day of spring, what are you guys growing in your garden
gonna do the same but with a doujin and not showering afterwards
>>171612602
boy butts
i'm back break:
https://youtu.be/nEH_ms8d1ws
>overmeme has forced 50% win ratio
lol what the shit
I would betray my race for a beautiful korean or japanese woman
>>171612602
peppers, pea pods, tomatillos, tomatoes, beets, and bok choy
PLEASE stop posting nigger jungle beats
uhh theyre called gooks
>>171612826
+1
>>171612857
post "i''m the gook"
>>171612602
its -5C outside and snow everywhere -___-
you're the gook now dog
>>171612915
>not starting your seedlings indoors
>>171612915
wish i lived where it snows
worst we got was -3° a tlike 3 in the morning and no snow at all -_______-
>>171612783
thats how blizzard has been balancing their games since sc2
you guys keep saying this racist word "gook" a lot. please stop
>>171612987
whatever my dad is in charge of the garden i dont mess with it
mongoloid
especially a nice ugly jgirl.....crooked teeth big tits slouchy body....holy cow....
cant tell who youre replying to...
its quite obvious whom i was replying to, try and keep up freshman
whatever *rubs nipples*
i am well over 100 grams of sugar today but i didnt even eat that much snacks ( `____`)
i wonder how many times ive gone over 300g of sugar during one of my intense candy sessions....
>>171613686
eat sugar free candy
save urself diabetus
>>171613962
what if the sugar is from fruits??
does that make it better ?
suck me
imagine being unfit for human companionship
the shit i just took... if i wasnt a dude i'd think i just had a miscarriage...
>>171614283
*imagines it*
>>171614159
eating fruit is a million times better than candy
>>171614283
hmm cant picture it just feels wrong
>>171605801
this is good
>>171614373
imagine how many nigger mexican hands touched the fruits you eat
*tips cap*
>>171614678
maybe he's not american
why aren't you guys playing wol with me ~__~
havent played since wol,
we stare at the wol here
havent played since wol is lotv worth it lol
>>171614945
LOL
>>171614878
nice one
>>171614878
iron man...
>>171614945
yeah
yo what are we doin. im bored
wow gee what is this general???????????? why are you guys so DIFFERENT? y cant u be like the rest of us vgnorms HUH????????????
>>171615261
twitch
.tv/andymilonakis
funniest shit ever
>>171615261
cookie crisp in hemp milk
>>171615348
is that his gf?
ive actually never played sc2 i just like they way you guys shitpost here
>>171615525
no thats some random girl on the street he met like 10 minutes ago
anyone who started browsing this place after 2012 is not actually an scvee
women are shit at everything, "I'll think about it"
....
i quit that stream. i'd rather wall
they're just holes to fuck
ive been called a scv multiple times though
bw hd will kill this place anyway. enjoy your last moments together
>>171606012
Because it's better than living in the jungle? Is this guy stupid?
lol it looks so bad
>scarjo
just lol
>>171616182
idk if i want to go alone...
>>171616056
i think some of our newby boys are cute
>>171616385
for new movie releases, i find the best time to go is on tuesday at 12. its always empty for me and i have no friends
>>171616456
i will try this time :3
chris jericho is owning kevin owens so hard right now..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hHHiHid15g
>>171616735
does he still call himself y2j and is his finisher the walls of jericho?
>>171616740
the last time i was happy was when i was playing cs:s regularly
>>171616740
haha thats funny
>>171616912
you were happy? what was it like??
>>171616171
thats a really fucked thing to say
fuck you dude
*boots up zip drive*
brood war : high definition
>>171616171
>bw hd
that would be a new golden age for /scv/
chu mean?
>>171617136
he's right though...imagine the normie bloggers from earlier but magnified a hundredfold...
>>171617226
did you steal a bunch of zip disks from work
>>171617304
NO!
>>171617136
>>171617303
look at /v/ right now. those are the type of people who will migrate to these threads
>>171617479
ya but well have so many secret memes that theyll be bewildered and they will be driven hence
how do we fight the elroy menace?
>>171617479
no they'll just go to /bwhdg/ (brood war: high definition general) or /bwg/ (brood war general) and stay away from us (starcraft 2 general)
>>171617614
noo were definitely all migrating if theres a new sc game
i think our blogging and chat room like posts will steer them away
we could also adopt tripcodes because v users irrationally hate all trips
this is the only place left on the internet I like
I've been here for 6 or 7 years
elroy starcrumps are going to take it from me...
wrong>>171617671
>>171617727
wording this
2010 bro here as well
>>171617614
ooo nice I forgot about the subject line
we can just keep both threads open :3
outsiders will naturally hate us because they won't understand our deep board culture
>>171617671
we havent been about sc in a while buddy
i too am a sad, oldfag with nothing else in the world except this thread, which has been subpar for a few years anyways
i want to die as it is
;__;
>>171619136
dude im talking about a new renaisance of kpop posting in bw:hd general
i wasnt talking about discussing the game
the fuck you think?
>new renaisance of kpop posting
lol just lol
kshit meme is over dude
meh... think I'll make some more coffee...
kshits/kpoppers are gone they have mu now
its like their israel
we understand that because we're zionists still
>>171619862
the irael for 5 year olds
man that place is toxic
they actually talk about kpop there and i just want to be like blogging
lol fucking frog memers
i made one (1) post in kpg today and i got banned from mu
and it wasnt even unrelated to kpop
>>171620205
did you post choa
>>171619862
>>171619953
this is our land we were here first.
>>171620283
no i posted haseul
im not that turkroach
>>171620436
who
>>171620610
that one choashitter is a turkroach
his shitting made me actually hate choa
>>171620284
>this is our land
word
wow theres so much good stuff on tv right now... tosh.o.. family guy.. basketball.. wrestling.. damn...
tosh.0 is still running?
hasnt he exhausted the internet's reserve of stupid fratboy videos?
>>171620959
what's the good stuff...
i wonder how mike morheim is gonna announce bw:hd
>people dont perceive history or class
wow smartstiny became so smart...
this better only be a warning janny
i am not gay
>>171623001
janny...
morheim would be gliding down from the ceiling of the auditorium in a papier-mâché mutalisk
>>171623107
owenhart.gif
that shitty broodwar thing blizzard paid to get up voted to the top of reddit seems like more confirmation that an announcement is coming
reddit is so fucked now btw
its so obvious that people are paying for up hubs... agenda behind everything...
>>171623172
he'd lose control of the mutalisk and crash right into wolf "wolf" schroder
hmm...
>>171623221
digg was proven to be gamed by shills a decade ago. why the frigg would you think reddit would be any different?
>>171623221
probably has something to do with the cianiggers killing that little jew weasel who invented reddit
>>171623624
i like reddit now because people hate on fallout 3 nowadays and prefer new vegas
>>171623953
that is not a valid reason
what car should i buy
>>171624147
w/e mohammad married one of his wifes at 6 years old it's no biggie
https://youtu.be/wCgGX6z_2yM
heh
>>171624380
toyota camry
please janniboy...
why dont you all channel your autism into a discord if you are afraid of normies coming in here and you are sick of jannies, dont know why you need to use a sc2 thread for your offtopic bullshit
discord causes discord
you think you can just come into our thread and say that shit?
*hits bat against palm*
discord shills get out
>>171625028
>>171625267
>>171625328
Im not a janny, not that I can prove it but you guys must know this autism would come to an end? Its obvious the jannies are getting sick of this general as it is the most cancerous of them all on /vg/
>>171625497
do you know how cancer works you fool of atuk
you can talk the talk pal
but can you walk the walk...
too obvious with the poorly done phone poster imitation no ' thing on your I'm
don't even know what that little dot is called anymore
its a stalagperiodamite
whatd steel and destiny talk about?
cuck stuff
apostrophe
rule violations
3 second windows that close
>tabshitters
dont reply to me phoner
omo hope it's not me
>>171626205
okay I won't
>>171626121
i'd visit /b/ if it were a blue board desu
>>171626121
mineralbro here. sounds like he's making a joke or something about a stalagmite made of peridot. my best guess
>minreral bro here
htid
>>171626502
ah yes... I see... jewler and mining were my paladin professions you see...
mineralbOy...
mineralboypussy.........
i still regret giving up tailoring to be an enchanter...
hey all rockbro here
you take copper bars and smelt them with tin bars to make bronze bars you see... and then you undercut everyone by 1g...
*boots up starcraft 2: legacy of the void*
ahhhhh time for some co-op
already bored of wow and im only lv 9
mineralboiclique
kinda wanna just get on the recumbent and cruise for an hour ya know?
>>171626625
>random comment not relating at all to the topic im quoting
XDDxddD
^^^ every fucking sc2 thread, you guys are so formulaic in your randumbXDD-ness its nauseating
not falling for it
>rayearth
looks interesting
its ok but slayers is better
beryl, on stibnite
clothes off baby
i got that good wavellite
queen beryl
malachite
zoisite
yfw the sailor moon baddies were named after rocks
>>171627510
forgot my good wavellite
>>171627670
looks like a scrubbin bubbles bubble scrubber
mineral rapping is tricky cause they almost all end in "ite". i don't think it has a future
wish i had somebody to play netrunner with
https://youtu.be/M1ggARntwSs
this guy keeps uploading vids about this card game
idk whats going on but it has anime babes
evens go to uni
odds dodge yet again
destiny's professional starcraft career finally let him talk to a real eceleb
>>171628350
missed the wild card opportunity
in fact 0 is niether even nor odd so you do nothing. interesting how fate works
reminder maddox dates black girls
i date no girls
>muh youtube politics drama
trump era has its downsides and this is one of them
>>171629292
i just want destiny to go away forever
>>171629396
+1. word, based, etc
he'd go away if you stopped talking about him
all the youtube politics attention seekers need to go
>>171629764
don't worry about it
>>171629764
say hi to your dad for me
>>171629830
+5
+1 extra for borrowed hima lingo, our hima friends are such cuties~
my roommate ismy mom
>>171629764
discreetly slurp the cum off your hand
it'll be like it was never there
word we eat our cum
i dont
saves cleanup time
just slurp it up, dont gotta wipe
we dont steal here
/trash/ is a board...
>>171632047
were you ever close to getting caught?
>>171631801
i check for new stuff here skidrow-games.com but torrent the games from piratebay or rarbg
hmm chicken or beef flavor
hey janitor
can you please stop deleting posts
it makes it really hard to read the thread
>Kpop driven away
>Nothing left but the most derivative 'white noise' shitposting
You were warned about this years ago.
what's up with all these elroys lately?
>>171633129
what's the problem here?
kshit died years ago. i flippin hate mu kshitters
>>171633226
/scv/ used to run this board
Now there's nothing but dead
remember when we made the bait meta?
>>171633489
*takes a courtesy nibble*
yea
me on the right
jan on the left
end of discussion
https://youtu.be/Bdal5c1TfmE
terry said this is God's favorite movie so i'm gonna watch it now
letter to HQ stardate 20170320
report on effects of beer farts weirding word status: preliminary success in the /scv/ test board
*farts*
yaaawn
kpop break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AdPl5xIAvE
get raped shitstainy
>>171635842
-1
>>171635915
+1
cat just knocked my book over
not even phased i love that damn thing
>she's streaming with her boyfriend right next to her
yeah no im not giving you views while ur literally fucking cukcing me
persona 5 in two weeks
safe to post asian girls here?
sure
not fat ones what the heck lol
>>171637085
she has the face of a literal 6 year old
lol
thats not a 6 year olds face cant say more but just trust me
>>171637085
those large hima-esque bosoms are nice
safe to post white men here?
sure
we like older white men here
wtf
>>171637836
is that the french thief from Ocean's 12? loved that guy
>>171639203
it is tho i know him better as the russian guy from history of violence
i mean eastern promises
broken promises.,.
hmm....
hm?
just watched rashomon and it wasnt that good ~_~
the life of coriolanus
>Transgender Weightlifter Wins Women’s Competition
the NPR guy who roleplays as thomas jefferson on his show with the unimaginative name 'the thomas jefferson show' is drawing comparisons between trump and fascism
>>171642736
wow
>>171643487
wow
truly it is the current year
thread is particularly dead tonight :/
im here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw8tktgQwNs
lol
Soe Gschwind-Penski@Soembie
Bacon muffins are amazing. I don't understand why all my colleagues have been so confused about 'em yesterday
>>171645240
>lol guise look @ how quirky and nerdy i am xD
>>171645301
she works at blizzard. all of them are like that
>>171645317
I liked Blizzard more when it mainly consisted of edgy basement dwellers.
aren't pretty much all the dudes who worked on the earlier blizzard games gone by now
blizzard got gutted after activision bought it
>>171645781
Morhaime is the last bastion of hope. Once he's gone RIP.
>>171645781
yes and they were never able to replicate the love they showed through their work
>>171645923
more people play blizzard games than ever before though
>>171645982
yea but it's about the profit now cause they have to answer to share holders not making really cool shit
there are more people with access to video games than ever before tho
blizzard is shit and their games suck +1 me
d3 is dead
sc2 is dead
wow is dying
ow isboring to me
mass effect sucks...blizzard game sucks...what is there to look forward to if you're a gamer..
>>171646221
cryogenically freezing yourself until the year 3000
people who genuinely love games moved onto board/card games
maybe it's time to drop all games and play the game of life...
life u mean that freemium piece a crap? i only play it for the hot asian waifus when im bored
김동환Verified account @nV_Violet
Regret i had innout xd
im elegiac...
>>171648697
O_O
>>171648697
lol why do people do this. his right arms looks 3x bigger than left arm
>goes to the asian grocery store and hits on all the stinkers there
im gonna get banned lol
.
didnt actually leave the house just a meme
stankers
i will never talk to a stinker :/
i saw a natty gook irl and she was so dark and greasy like wtf get some plastic bitch you're scaring people
what if 4chan was a mega mall
id go find me some mallwhores...
>>171649826
didnt fool me fora sec
tfw no natty dark and greasy stanker chank gf to spend july 4th with.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBqiW1R5_JM&feature=youtu.be
whats on july 4th
>>171650863
cuck day
sweden is looking for this guy
apparently hes a groper
remember to call the police if you recognize him/her/it
id report him if he wasnt white
>>171651001
i know that guy he goes to my church
sweden should do something about all those rapists...
if there were really so many grenade attacks wed be hearing about it
>>171651770
hmm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grenade_attacks_in_Sweden
>In 2017 the Swedish government has proposed harsher punishments for possession of grenades.[77]
Destiny said that muslims are good people
muslims said that destiny is a good person
guess theyre both lying
lying to protect the other and thus himself
classic criminal behaviour
ive seen it in tv series
seulgi
muslims are good people i know the secret alt righters dont
we prefer jews here
*proclaims a new caliphate*
good habits result from resisting temptation
i can resist anything except temptation - oscar de la hoya
3 time ufc champion...
>>171636423
+1
i instaclose those streams
same with the streamers that voicechat with someone, fuck those as well
streaming should be an intimate experience between streamer and chat
*cracks open a can of gushers*
kinda wish i was a stinker
what a time to be alive...
im 6'4" and row for uc davis
yea, what a SHITTY time
>>171653562
winklevoss..
>>171653562
is it true what they say about tall boys...
>>171653664
not to scale...
>>171653664
they have tight bps...
need to clean my room 2day
a date with cutezii...
>>171653759
id rather kms than destroy my blessed mess
>>171653984
most people would rather kiss their sweetheart than clean
nier 2 crack when
>>171654049
hahaha youre a real funny guy pretending that i meant that im laughing really hard right now
>>171654120
nice :3
>>171654078
ive never had a conversation with a girl
i wonder what going on a date is like
i often try to imagine it
and its horrible, we just sit there quiet and i dont know what to say and because women are dull af she doesnt know what to say either
>>171654073
its denuvo its probably gonna take months :/
i was always told women were garulous and loved to yap and yap...
idk if i believe that anymore
the girls in chaturbate dont say fuckall and the girl streamers are with a couple of exceptions boring af
adjective
1.
excessively talkative in a rambling, roundabout manner, especially about trivial matters.
2.
wordy or diffuse:
a garrulous and boring speech.
why cant i make my character hite in mass effect :\
>>171654521
>>171654785
>>171654867
why dont we just ask the scv girls?
i mean but quiet girls are good too...
because white aint right, sista
>>171655037
word, we genocide whites here
if u think about it aborted babies are just speedrunning life
wathing iron fist atm
fuck mmmm fuck
has anyone ever read a self-help book?
my boss tried to get me to read one once lmao
>women are garrulous
>/scv/ is garrulous
what if we were all women? omo...
no but i really want to read that one book by scott adams
technically philosophy books are self help books
>>171655597
actually we dont discuss trivial matters here
we are all intellectuals
who moved my cheese
what color is your parachute
>>171655597
scv orgy..
my dog is a stinker
i cant even drive my car without being smashed..
driving drunk is fun
windows rolled down, blasting music and taking drags off a cigarette while cruising down a deserted road late at night with one eye closed to keep the lines from doubling...
you guys are gonna kill someone if you keep that up
every night i pray to god that my car skids off the road in the dark
we actually dont drive cuz we cant and dont have a car nor do we drink
>>171656215
get out himanorm
driving barely conscious through twisty roads in the mountains and by the coast overlooking the ocean and cliffside with a beautiful forest landscape
ahh~~~
well i live in the high plains so everything for miles around me is just flat dirt
no forests, cliffs, mountains or oceans...
>>171656596
take pictures or you're lying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtWirGxV7Q8
lets stop, no, SAVE these scvs and become legends
i didnt take this picture but this is more or less what everything around where i live looks like
>>171656768
a strong and beefy rural farmboy..
>>171656819
my kinda guy...
watashi wa....
watashi ha..
*puts on a pink shirt*
boku wa....
*finishes off a 24 pack*
*revs up the dirt bike*
time for a late night ride through the forest
that honestly sounds like it would be a lot of fun except i get drunk way before 24 beers
id be good at like...5 or 6
>>171658676
i had a bud to help me out
stinky nut sacks
https://www.kickstarter
.com/projects/913742155/not-my-president-the-board-game
gonna bring this to the scv party...
gothboiclique in the castle
meh...not a fan of these new emo rappers...lil peep, slum god, xxxtenacion, bladee...
he just made those names up... o.0
>>171659892
i just like that one song someone linked a few days ago. its in my brain
>>171659647
scv party?! wtf why didnt i get invited??????
>>171659892
same
no one can match lil bum...
>>171660023
because we all hate your cheating chessshitting cartoonposting ass
we should add "lil" before every sc2 /bw player name
lil ryung
lil byun
pls no
next atl scv meetup tonight at 5
lil' 'zii
>>171660296
+1
i hope that one sticks
>>171660015
i use dj smokey for a youtube mix and those rappers crop up in the list way more than id like...its like a new wave of suburban rap..
lil huk
Holy shit, this really is the worst general on this board.
an elroy is afoot
Lil Phoneshitter
a lil stinker...
someone friended me on steam
time to keep their friend request in perpetual limbo never accepting or denying as per usual
a rude scv....
>>171660762
fuck i do this shit all the time
i open up a tab in firefox and i lie to myself "ahh ill look into it when i feel more like it" and then i never do it
were all brothers here
>>171660529
hello are you excited for the upcoming gsl finals?
>>171661027
cute cartoon
>>171661027
imagine having sex with this oneesan
based terry
>I wrote a fucken compiler. Linus has not finished his compiler yet and suffers humilation from Stallman.
>Yeah, I killed a CIA nigger with my car in 1999. Score one for the good guys.
>My job is to hunt CIA niggers.
>Bill gates and the illuminati got a herd of nigger cattle
>I don't know why the liberals don't allow beastiality
>I liked the previous bird, I hated this bird
imagine rolling your own cigarette and enjoying it with a nice fresh cup of black coffee on the veranda on a cool summer morning
>>171661169
we should tell that guy that works at google to unban him
this op pic is making me uncomfortable
>>171661169
r.i.p. in peace percival
fuck that other bird
https://youtu.be/NjFS8udI_c8
>109 people have already applied to this job
~_~
>>171660153
actually im just very good i never cheated lichess only thinks that because im as good as computer :)
lil' chess
lil' lilbow
sure :)
>>171661540
god bless
reminder that god said pets are homo
TELL ME LIES
TELL ME TELL ME LIES
seulgi the goddess
why are you are so perfect
please poo in my mouth
sick freak
just gonna head-pat-rape the next good i see fuck it
>>171663551
>good
i wish a gook would head-pat-rape me
embarassing
>>171663414
#worldpoetryday
still watching iron fist
good
good
>>171663683
i wish the girl in that was my gf
seuluigi
>>171663683
how far are you?
>>171664163
episode 2
dont care
>literal youtube girl gossip
>marsha did u see what trish said in the bathroom just now? :DD
my mom came into my room and i didnt realize this thread was up on the screen :o
>>171664775
wew lad xD
>>171664775
whats she think about ur hot idea to head-pat-rape goods?
the stinker in iron fist is cute
i was in love with the nip in gilmore girls growing up
i remember the episode where shes riding her bike in a circle around rory like it was yesterday
feels like shes been riding her bike around my heart this whole time.......
>>171665084
megane is a big no no
>>171665135
on the contrary its a daisuki, norm
yo no spoilers but i'm calling it now. iron fist's mom is gonna show up alive later as a big surprise to keep the plot going
>>171665461
wtf dude
bad ass asian girls...
kinda wish i got more snackies in my pantry box
destiny isn't an intellectual lets face it
he has middleschool speed debating skills and that's it
https://youtu.be/0FPsEwWT6K0
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=333_1488877590
>autistic inhalation instead of just doing it auctioneer style
they tried to reinvent the wheel and ended up snorting like pigs
americans are weird dude
the debate game has really changed since i took my school to state
>>171666731
based geoff
im playing a dirty game
and i play for keepers
strip mahjong?
strip mahdong
*flays*
that speed debating bullshit came about because of a quirk in the rules where any argument you make that doesn't get addressed by the opposition counts as points to your side so the ideal strategy is just to rapid fire arguments as fast as humanly possible so your opponents literally cannot touch on each one therefore making you 'win' since your points went unrefuted
*waits outside the janitors house with my deagle*
been smoking pot daily for a few years now and it fucked any short term memory I had left
>>171668047
that's a revolver
https://www.twitch.tv
/nekonicokig
>>171668101
id like to hear more
>>171668101
i've been smoking daily longer than you and i'm as sharp as a tack
i hope sickzii had a good as heck day at work
>>171668289
you're not even white
https://www.twitch.tv
/ggulsuna
chewing noises...
Genna Bain@GennaBain
Thanks @NVIDIAGeForce! #upgrade
>>171668331
afsvhjklg yd sdfabhjkl gasldfghjkksdf ghlu
how is asmr different from prostitution
>>171668426
are you asking how talking is different from sex?
>>171668330
amen...
yessum
https://www.twitch
.tv/nekonicokig
>>171668467
but its trying to get someone off. same thing?
>>171668370
i love asian culture of eating with mouth open
gook
>>171668554
no its not it's a specific sensation you aren't supposed to fap to it you sicko
>>171668467
yes
woah i almost got asmr'd
usually i describe the asmr experience as a brain orgasm to my friends
then they go ewwwww
>>171668101
pot doesnt do that, the internet does that
https://www.twitch.tv
/sweet_glace92
*eats*
wow.....
I WANT AN AZN GF!
>>171668370
>>171668776
*turns both on*
whoa
i never had a asmr...
is it kinda like getting goose bumps from music that makes you really emotional
>>171668871
its like being born gay but gayer
link asmr joi
>>171668871
it's slightly different
>>171668928
you cant be born gay
ever see a gay guy come out of mommys pussy? nope
im gay and getting gayer
>>171668993
prove it
i remember when i first started playing on sc2 on battle.net tons of people had 'azn' in their name and i thought it was some super huge clan. i was asking random people 'how do i join azn??'
kinda sad that fags hijacked the word gay
>>171668289
gook
im straight and getting straighter
omo...
>>171669053
fuck didnt meant to put that '2' there
i love getting cute asian girls to say my twitch name on stream...
think i just omo'd at the stinker in iron fist out loud
>>171669201
yeah i love subbing and donating :D
lol look at this fag he played sc2
we still play wol here
>>171669249
no they always say hi "name" even when i talk in the chat or follow
>>171669238
i asked her to be my gf and she said yes
cheah right
*googles iron fist*
*more superhero shit*
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
idk what my sisters are doing
they're all over 20 and none of them have kids yet they're literally wasting their fertile years
dude just turn off your brain :D
ah yeah that show
i read some review about all the whitesplaining and cultural appropriation
thanks for the new expressions murika
appropriate my ass daddy
>>171669606
it's about a white guy with yellow fever beating the shit out of ninjas with his superior kung fu and japanese katana wielding gf
>>171669606
they're doing another two
fuck netflix
the janitor really fucked with my head this time actually
wow a white guy this show is the worst :(
>>171669813
hmmmm that seems familiar
>>171669813
wow im already bored
bore my ass daddy
*thinks*
yeah the janitor is definitely trying to kill me this time
for a superhero though he's super weak and pretty stupid for some reason. like, his "super"power is his had turns hard if you hit him too many times.
bores someone elses ass
>>171669654
are they coalburners?
>>171668370
omo... she is shaving me...
this is why we don't want daughters
kill or be killed
>>171670072
?
we're not white if that's what you're asking
is it pronounced ass-smear?
>>171670062
is liam here?
liam is STILL home alone
omo....
>>171670165
UGGGGHH
i meant do they take black dicks
>>171670072
one of them but she learned her lesson
burn the coal pay the toll