/MEG/ - Mass Effect General

My face is tired.

>>171559531
Such hype you didn't include anything in the OP?

>wake up
>STILL no sarah trailer

I want to hug a femtur and make her feel better

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Am I doing something wrong here?

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THREE HOURS

>>171559724
I guess it feels bad being inferior trash
Sorry but most of the population of earth is below me intellectually, and i only care about my equals or betters.

Trash is irrelevant, they only exist for my entertainment ;^)

>>171559789
aside from the VPN info.
http://pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

Is anything in that thing even needed?

>>171559843
I guess that's why you're shitposting in a bad game's general with me right now, god-king.

MASS EFFECT UPDATED AGAIN (I think)

>>171559818

>use the console

>>171559818
yes. find peebee then you can use the console.

Still disappointed that Gil got the short end of the stick
>Kaidan and Shep
Both were in their boxer brief, kissed, and then fad to black
>Dorian an Inquisitor
Both got naked and you even got some Dorian ass
>Gil and Scott
Kiss a few times fully clothes and fade to black only showing the upper half of their chests

Bioware chickened out

>>171559856
yes newfag, dont make threads if you dont even bother copy pasting the old OP. whats so fucking hard about it shitface? are you mentally retarded?

So for the murder case, did you let the turian go or exile him?

I exiled him because I'm pretty sure attempted murder is still bad regardless

>>171559915
Sorry but i dont support shitty ops full of useless info, this op is superior and i will keep making it

Jaal (and maybe Vetra) are apparently straight, again. BSN and Tumblr on suicide watch

Should I purchase Mass Effect: Andromeda in order to fill in the void in my soul for a couple hours? Or should I just wait until it gets pirated?

>>171559531
>e O
>how it feels to have your thread obliterated

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>reddit fags trying to make new thread
>fails miserably
what is it with these people, why are they so mentally handicapped?

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>>171559915

>are you mentally retarded?

NO U

>>171559915
I don't make OPs.

But we don't need half the shit in the OP.

This should be paste for the OP now.

How to VPN to unlock Andromeda early
http://pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

Unlocking the game early via VPN
http://pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUGsQqM2wZM [Embed]

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
http://letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

We don't need all that trailer shit.

>>171559975

At least wait a week or so until there's more patches. Aren't they already up to three?

>>171559947
I let him go because he was innocent of the crime he was charged with.

That's how justice works.

>>171559975
Play nioh and nier or wait for persona 5.

>>171559531
Fuck off newfag.

Someone make a proper OP instead of this shit.

>>171560021
Not even OP but the majority of those links are fucking useless. Why do we need a video from PAX in the OP when the game is literally coming out in a few hours?

>>171559975
I already bought it for that exact reason.

I'm just desperate for any new media to consume to escape the shithole of my life.

>>171560050
Yesterday we got patch 1.04

>>171559968

Jaal maybe, but Vetra gotta be bi at this point.

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>>171559531
Launch Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6PJEmEHIaY

Multiplayer Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OmW-4F4h30

Character Creator Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vneuvpFQQy4

Starting Skills and Respeccing in Andromeda Explained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV_WfKdSTwc

Pax Main Stage Presentation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OitlhG0oIM

Quarians, Drell, Volus are out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijqN2pMWyOo

Tour the Tempest and Meet the Crew
https://youtu.be/jY0RK-i1dGc

MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

Unlocking the game early via VPN
http://pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUGsQqM2wZM

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
http://letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

>>171559968
Vetra is definitely still out. What with not shooting a female Ryder down immediately and all. Also no fucking reviewer playing a Sara that actually tries to go for her because normies

>>171559818
Yeah, running on toaster settings

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>>171559873
>Doing something you enjoy means you are bad
Only for your limited mind my dear, you might be self hating because you are taught 4chan is full of weak dumb outcasts like you but the thing is, for me it is the perfect place where i can mistreat and play with people because it is full of intolerant bigots and other times of angry hateful cucks that deserve to suffer and be mad

You deserve no pity or mercy

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>>171559962
fuck off to /v/ or reddit then
you are like some subhuman immigrant who travels into a country asks for gibs and then continues to shit on the sidewalk

>>171560069
thats your own useless opinion

>tfw no turian gf

>>171560105
Are there any patch notes?

You people are fucking tumblr tier faggots, crying about virtual romances and non existent faggot rimming scenes or your inability to suck alien cocks like it constitutes what makes the game good or not
Stupid dick sucking cum guzzling spastics

>>171560114
So are we going to continue to post trailers in the OP when the game is already out?

It's fucking cluttered. The VPN shit should have stayed along wit the pastebin, but the trailers are completely pointless.

>>171559818
You need an asari to operate ancient alien technology.

>>171560065
Last time they tried that, they got deleted because mods promote clean OPs

WHAT IS IN THE UPDATE

I GOTTA WAIT THREE HOURS TO PLAY

MY DICK IS GONNA EXPLODE

>>171560141
>fuck off to /v/ or reddit then

Make me. This general will continue to be made you fat tub of lard. Go over to tumblr if you want useless information.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY9jsFrcsMo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwtjk1En3gw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYMjLfQKqMY

>>171560073
Same here phamalam. Looking more and more like I'm going to have to rely on P5 to keep the demons away though.

>>171559962
Just fuck off immigrant
The game is shit so you can go back to wherever you came from anyway

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>>171559531
Reminder that MEA doesnt even come close to the OT

>>171560235
haha no fuck off newfag, you dont know how 4chan works

>>171560189
wow rude

>>171560215
I say we discuss what should be in the OP for the whole thread without talking about anything else.

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>>171560189
If we cant suck superior xeno cock then the game is shit.

Humans are trash, Aliens are superior husbandos in every way and thus we need to date gay aliens

>>171560169
Just generic stability stuff as far as I know. People have said it helped a lot.

>>171560189
no u

>>171560235
Put a bullet in your head, newfag

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Why won't /v/ leave us alone?

>>171559947
I didn't exile him because that's retarded, cluster already filled with tens of thousands of space pirate "exiles" who attack the colonists constantly. And they've apparently been "exiling" anyone who disagrees or asks questions, whole Nexus management is a shit show.

>>171560189
But I don't want any of that, anon

I just want to tongue-punch a raptor alien's blueberry-box.

What do you mean 3 hours? I thought it was at 11pm tonight for me.

>>171560260
>we will never have canon liara or miranda full nude sex scenes

fucking kill me

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>>171560215
its for people who want the latest information on the game, is it so hard to get this into your little brain?
you get shit on everytime you make such a horrendous OP, dont you get that you are the only one who has this problem?
whats wrong with you?

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>>171560260
>that beepbeep scene

so cdkeys.com keys are going to be out on friday right?

>>171560362
How about you neck yourself and spend eternity with the ayylmaos cock that you crave so much faggot

>>171560368
Won't you immigrant newfags ever leave us alone?

>>171560387
Mass Effect's models were not made for sex scenes. Seeing them used as such is horrifying.

>>171560393
I'm not even the guy who made the OP, you dumbass.

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>>171560267
>>171560264
>>171560141
>>171560065
>>171559789
>>171560365
>Al this sweet sperging because their status quo isnt accepted
>They unironically believe people should fit in and become chan cucks like them


>>171560312
Good luck with that, spergs here lack the intellect to think and just brainlessly want to continue their "norm".

They have no reason to keep a cluttered OP but they push for it because change is hard

I regret making my sister the default black face and I want to change it, yet I don't wanna play that intro all over again. Wat do?

>>171560362
>there will never be a homoerotic spartan race that sequesters its icky females on the homeworld purely for breeding purposes

I might buy this game in a few months once it's discounted, even then that's a big if. a common thing these early reviews are saying is it isn't fun, which I can believe strongly after beating inquisition once and never looking back for a second playthrough or even caring about the DLC or epic twist. yeah the gameplay and slaying dragons was fun, but some things on between that we're tedious and had trouble keeping my attention. I think Andromeda will be same way once it's all said and done.

keeping my fingers crossed that it gets better with patches and shit (which says a lot already)

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>>171560259
your existence is useless in every way. you should kill yourself for the sake of humanity nigger.

>>171560368
Are you joking, /v/ fags are cancer but all the autists here are the ones shitting their beds and losing their heads, because they can't have the virtual romance they want in a half baked piece of shit game

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>>171560368
lets calm down and be fair: Mess Effect: Camel is the weakest ME

Have game reviews always been so poorly written? I'm reading some game reviews right now and a lot of them read like a highschool student wrote it.

>>171560505
Okay. Keep getting triggered over a OP tumblr.

>>171560534
I don't know about that, seeing how I haven't played it yet.
Would you mind waiting to play the game before declaring it shit?

>Despite data miners suggesting he swings both ways, Jaal sadly only is interested in females… and as Angarans are want to do, he likes a lot of females at once. Sadface.

Rate my superior human xenophobic conqueror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBdUKWY0qS0

Death to all xeno scum.

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>>171560469
idc, your opinion is just as shit

>>171560478
>channers
just fuck off reddit, why do you even post here if you dont like it and need to call people names?
are you some paid shill? nigga just end your sorry life, your life is pointless.
the only cuck here is you btw

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>>171560260
ayy

>>171560478
>Good luck with that, newfagss here lack the intellect to think and just brainlessly want to change the "norm".

>They have no reason to make an empty OP but they push for it because stability is hard

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>>171560454
Liara had an Amazing body

>>171560158
>>171559810
Any cute femtur fics?

Holy fuck how they made so bad facial animations and faces in general? They are worse than me 2 or 3 what the fuck???

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>this shitshow gets a general.

>lego worlds, a legitimate good game with effort put into it doesn't

why biodrones? why bother?

>>171560569
Stay mad that your game is shit.

>>171560607
A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>171560580
>buy our game before you can judge
"no."
but you are right, i will declare it crap in 12h then. see you later

>>171560505
Dyel shepard

>>171560580
Are you retarded? Many have already played the first 10 hours of the game already.

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>>171560570
atleast Im not some stupid subhuman who need to post on some shitty /vg/ thread to promote his failed game. lmao at your pathetic existence

>>171560642
They even look worse than ME1 in parts.
Not just the animations either, but the actual textures.

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I see we've moved on to the anger phase.

Good, good, things are progressing nicely. By the time the game comes out with all the patches, you goys will all be ready to accept the new order of things.

>>171560569
>Have game reviews always been so poorly written?
In recent times, yes. Few outlets have competent journalists, even fewer have anyone that could be called a writer, that are willing to cover video games. For the most part the people reviewing and writing about them now are people that spent their life playing video games and nothing else, which ends up making you a very poor writer indeed.

>>171560607

Looks good but needs a new haircut / 10

>>171560723
DOESN'T COUNT REEEEEEEEE

THE GAME GETS GOOD AT 11 HOURS I SWEAR PLEASE PRE ORDER

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>>171560607

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>>171560431
Found the triggered human who is mad everyone would choose an Ayy Lmao over him

>>171560486
It hurts

>>171560607
Godspeed son

>>171560486
>tfw there will never be a plasma-based living electric current alien race that are ultra-conservative and are the arch rivals of the fag spartans

Mods gave me a warning over a pence meme

How would anyone here feel if they put 700+ year old Liaria in Andromeda 2?

>>171560749
See you tomorrow.

>>171560260
Man, watching Peebo's and Cora's compared to Gil's is just sad

>>171560607
>Mark Schultz
is that you WG?

>>171560770
>implying there is a better hairstyle to purge the galaxy of xeno filth than the undercut...

>made sure I knew my VPN set up last night, since this is the first time I've done it
>I am now fully prepared to play the most mediocre entry in a franchise I love

It's going to be at the least mildly entertaining.

>>171560749
>failed game
>He is so mentally ill like a /pol/tard that he goes to whine on a general which the game he finds "failed"
top kek

No wonder you sperg over the OP

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>>171559531
threadly reminder that MEA is SHIT

>>171560863
Peebee's is also fucking horrible though, lots of glitching, horrible animations again, that scene where Sara pours in a drink, holy shit man

>>171560897
>He didnt post JAAL getting BLACKED

Was there ever a time where 4chan didn't shit on every new game?

>>171560802
I want to beat that Turian with a hammer!

So, non-power spammers.
Do you load out your weapons to be good in specific situations, or do you just grab a bunch of the same weapon type that you like?

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>>171560886
>calling everyone /pol/tard without any reason
you sure know how to be an ignorant faggot.

>>171560978
Nier, yakuza 0, gravity rush 2

>>171560978
Not since TOR at any rate.
For whatever reason TOR just seemed to have broken /v/.

>>171560978
when devs legitimately wanted to make the best possible games (except for EA, they already sucked back then and pushed release dates, see Ultima 8 for example). but that was during the 90s and 4chan didn't exist then.

>>171560642
The makeup too, it's so intense, almost every female human in the game looks like some caricature of a feminist.

It's really bad, like the kind of thing I come up with when trying to create a custom character and just can't manage the slider-fu.

>>171561056
>all jap shit

Incinerates my hazelnuts

>>171561001

I just use the best sniper rifle and assault rifle available. Sniper rifles are pretty OP if you know how to aim

>>171560978
No, it's just Bioware games we've been shitting on.
And rightly so too.

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>>171560978
Nah channers are autistic reactionaries who are so weak and pathetic they follow le "board culture" in a petty attempt to feel they belong somewhere and in that attempt they become indoctrinated by the board and try to enforce what others have told them about how the board or general works.

Few people are free enough to do what they want instead of fitting in like weaklings.

>>171561032
>Keeps using the term subhuman
>Whines about immigrants
Statistically only /pol/tards are this retarded to do the above 2

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>>171559531
>not Mass Defect

>>171560847
Can I stick my dick in it?
Am I going to get cockblocked for two games?

>>171561118
And GR2 got shit on a lot too.

where the fuck is the vetra scene jesus fucking christ

we got shrek and the black screens scenes before her what the fuck are the normies doing

>>171561118
Rainbow Six Siege isn't being shit on like it was at launch.

It's regarded as a good game because the devs put in the effort and made it better

>>171560847
Why would she be in Andromeda?

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>>171559531
LMFAO

>>171561253

EA forgot to pay them

>>171561253
>All these literal who reviewers
lmao

So is Jaal confirmed straight or not?

>>171561253
>idiots still keep buying

>>171561205
And when you bring that up, people will bring up "And it took a year, ubishill"

>>171560956
True but the hey still went all in making it legit porn

>>171561118
But Yakuza 0 is a good game

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It can still beat zeldas score, right guys?

>>171561205
It's considered a good game because it has good PvP mechanics, it is however covered with Ubisoft special snowflake shit instead of PvP door kicking counter terrorist shit

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>>171561130
>has to post on a site he doesnt even like
your life must be miserable pajeet

>>171561315
>Gamespot give it a 60

Nice damage control kek

>>171561085
DA2 broke /v/. Since TOR was the first Bioware game after it, pre-release massive hate bandwagon started with it.

>>171561253
ACG rated it a rent / wait for sale. He's been pretty spot of for my tastes so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzJc6jo-0XA

>>171561364
Review scores don't matter. The only person who should dictate whether or not tou'll have fun is yourself. Forge your own opinions

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>>171561327
And proud that i support a game i enjoy unlike you autistic cucks

>>171561364
No. And it doesn't deserve to. I've not played Zelda, but a game with the glitches that I've seen doesn't deserve anything higher than that 75, and even that is a very high score for it.

>>171561343
Oh it is, but /v/ is a weeb full cesspit

>>171561238
She is an Archaeologist, the prospects of researching new alien civilizations that not only is in another Galaxy but Civilizations that have had no contact with the reapers could be appealing

>>171561365
But a good game nontheless.
Not like Mass Effect Andromeda

>>171560978
mass effect 1 and 2, dragon age origins. back when bioware was good

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>>171559531
MEA GETTING DESTROYED
how can shills ever recover?

>you can get peebee without the fade to black bullshit

>Suvi very possibly has a straight option

The dark lords have delivered

>>171561490
As opposed to her own galaxy where 98% of it is still completely unexplored and completely unknown to modern knowledge?

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>>171561323
>So is Jaal confirmed straight or not?

>>171561253
>game I like gets good reviews
SAVED GOTY GAMING IS SAVED WHY EVEN BUY A [INSERT SYSTEM]

>game I like gets bad reviews
LMFAO TRUSTING REVIEWS? WHY? CHECK OUT THIS FOOTAGE OF THIS REVIEWER PLAYING DOOM REALLY BAD AHAHAHAHAHAH

>game I don't like gets good reviews
PAID REVIEWS FUCK OFF

>game I don't like gets bad reviews
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP

>>171561441
review scores do matter
when 9 out of 10 reviewers say its shit chances are high I wont have fun and will only waste money on it

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>>171561443
>He doesn't contribute to the development of his favourite game

HAHAHA stay cucked biodrone

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>>171561441
OMG FUCK OFF, ME BRAINLESS KEK, MY LISTEN TO WHAT 4CHAN TELL ME CUZ 4CHAN IS MART!!!

>>171561378
>Implying playing with trash humans isnt fun
One of the few places where i can do this freely :3

Did we ever find out how old Cora is for sure?

>>171561560
You explore one prothean Ruin you explored them all

Welp, time to watch some netflix or some shit until 11am

>>171561443
>cucks

You have to see the irony in your post right? Calling others cucks when you buy the most SJW game out there?

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>>171559531
Am I installing the right thing? Does it even matter, or must I download the game twice

I want to play the 10 hour trial now and then just continue once release hits

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>>171561574
>shills need to damage control this hard
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>171561253
Exactly how I would have rated it, and I love the game.

>>171561539
>The anti bioware shills are in full force
>Keeps posting his "bioware btfo webm number x"
>He does this for free probably because he is mad we are enjoying andromeda
top cuck

>>171561626
biologically older than Liara

>>171561675
iirc, the trial is the full game, just locked at a certain point.

You're downloading the right thing.

gay guys only get 2 options

gay guys only get 2 motherfucking options

hetero males get 5 fucking options

hell even the lesbians get 4

god why do I even allow myself to get hyped for anything anymore

I wish my existence would just fade to black

>>171561603
No that is very subjective, unless you can only like things that other people like.

Heres an example my favorite game of 2013 Shadow Warrior.
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/shadow-warrior

It got a 73 on metacritic, lower than mass effects right now. Yet it was still amazing, the user score is 8.1 so almost 10 points higher than the critics. Critics hated the game yet players including myself loved it.


Reviewers are not the god send you know.

>>171561441
Reviews matter. You're literally telling people to go spend their time and money on something to discover whether or not they like it.

You can tell whether or not you'll like it by just reading the goddamn review and weighing the pros and cons, and it's FREE.

>>171561504
Oh don't get me wrong I love the core gameplay, it's good, but Ubisoft still managed to shit all over what could have been a GOAT door kicking game
I'd have much preferred it if it was just SWAT VS terrorists and you were able to customise your operators and their load outs fully rather than playing with snowflakes that Ubisoft made

>>171561560
You can expect not to find much, In past cycles other Races have tried to hide out in distant star systems far from the mass relays, the reapers still found them

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>>171561720
>cuck cuck cuck
stop projecting, dont you have a bull to prep?

>>171561758
if you play ME only for your virgin fantasies, you shouldn't play it at all

some years ago it was a nice gimmik in Bioware games, now its their selling point?
>buy our games, you can be a lesbian!

>>171561794
The important part of a review is to actually read it.

I've gotten a couple games because of absolutely abysmal reviews people did on them. But what the review told me about it made it sound really interesting, and it was I loved it.

Scores at the end of reviews should be ended.

>>171561758

You should be happy you got that much. Considering how tiny the demographic of gay ME players is, they didn't have to give you anything at all.

>>171561758
but hetero guys only get one female option and it is the least intereting character on the group, that looks like a lesbian on top of things.

>>171561758

What, you wish you could get BLACKED by Liam?

>>171561758
It's something at least. We are the minority after all. I just wish we didn't get a fucking fade to black

>>171561843
I prefer the snowflakes. Custom characters leave too much room for bloated customisation options. It's pretty much perfect as it goes. It's not classic rainbow six and it was obviously intended for a wider audience but it was done so in the right way.

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>>171559968
no.

Dosnt it come out on the 21st? :0

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>>171559531
>shills actually defend this trash

>>171561975
VPN's mother fucker.

http://pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

>>171561975

We all moved to South Korea or Hong Kong so we could play the game today.

>>171561975

VPN lets you get it earlier from korea or something.

>>171561925

>tfw us Talifags got a fade to black twice because it's too much effort to make a naked quarian

>>171561975
It comes out in 2 hrs with the power of VPN

>>171561996
They'll be out of a job at the end of the year when bioware closes down.

Or they'll be shilling the latest niggerfield kek

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>>171561323
he is confirmed to be bi.

i hope best girl is also bi (vetra)

>>171561940
I'm not talking too much about appearance, just light, medium heavy with maybe a couple helmet and shirt options
I'm talking load outs, gear and weapons rather than being forced into a role that might get taken if you want a specific gun or tool

>>171561996
It's actually unbelievable how they managed to fuck it up so bad. Writing is one thing, just the sheer technical incompetence for a game of this budget is astounding.

>>171562024
>Two fades to black
>blocked out of a perfect, if cliche, face reveal
>stock photo

I'm not saying Talifags got the worst of it,

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>>171559531
>Hype

>>171562024
Didnt even have to be naked.
People underestimate the eroticism of close up shots and key motions.

You can create something hotter than any porn without a single flash of skin.

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How long until the cracks? What's the DRM of this game like?

>>171562068
This is what happens when you give your support studio, that's only ever used other peoples assets, a full game.

The only question is if EA thought it was a good idea, or if it was the BioWare execs.

>>171562061
Siege has only 1 or 2 operators per side that aren't fun to play. so there's always a valid pick anyway

>>171562054
Vetra is Ryder-sexual, thing to kirk this shit up.

>>171562009
>>171562020
>>171562025
Im guessin thats for pc and not console?

>>171562149
who's this semen demon?

>>171562068
>just the sheer technical incompetence for a game of this budget is astounding.

It was a C team that has little to no experience, was just full of fat women and diversity hires. The best thing EA can do it shoot bioware in the head. I've never wanted EA to kill a studio this much before.

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>There are people right now who are so mad people are hyped and enjoyed the trial that they come here to shill against the game
Man, how sad has your life have to be that being butthurt over others enjoying a game leads you to waste your time shilling against it lol

Sorry haters, i am hyped and will be playing in 2 hours from now while you are still mad over this gem

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>>171559531
nice game you got there

Longest 2 hours of my life

>>171560189
This. Played whole OT, never ever romanced anyone. Still don't understand what's the appeal of this desperation.

>>171562239
Nah.
EA would legitimately do them a favor by shutting down montreal. Edmonton is still good and should stay. Bioware has needed a fat trimming for a while.

>>171561794
>Yet it was still amazing,
Spoken like a true faggot who didn't play the original.

I miss the real Lo Wang.

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>>171562225
Is this you?

>>171562024
At least most romances were fade to black in the original trilogy. In Andromeda they made some over-the-top sex scenes but left us fags for reasons

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>tfw Andromeda Initiative was just a ruse from the Earth to get rid of every autistic life form from the Milky Way galaxy so they are not in the way when Reapers attack

>>171562149
>What's the DRM of this game like?

Denuvo v4. Same as nier and ghost warrior. Both which need cracks. I'd probably guess about a month or two.

Crackers have had the full exe since thursday. I bet they looked at it because a day 0 crack of a denuvo game would have been fucking amazing.

>>171562224

You'd be guessin right.

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>>171562260
>having to make this post when you could do something else
yes, your life must be really sad

>>171561898
>>171561903
>>171561912
>>171561906

>it's just a game anon
>this girl is ugly anyway anon
>be happy you got anything anon

nigga would you be happy if this shit happened to you?

motherfucker if they cut your precious het romances and added more gay options I would be seeing he man women haters bitch about tumblerinas and SJW's and the liberal agenda all over the goddamn place and you know it

so don't you tell me to be happy about this fucked up shit because this shit is fucked up dude it is fucked UP

>>171562357
>Edmonton is still good
DA:I points to a different conclusion.

>>171562260
Is this what denial looks like?

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>>171562384
>getting called a virgin for asking who someone is

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Copy that

>>171562194
I'd much prefer to pick what I want to play rather than what is closest to what I might enjoy

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Lads I can't let the original trilogy go

>>171562438
I liked Inquisition, flawed game that it is.

>>171562357
>Edmonton is still good and should stay.

Nope, bioware is dead.

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>>171562419
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I don't want to buy this ;_; It's so poorly made. But I want to play it so badly....

Thanks for the answer.

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>>171559531
>when there is no money left
how can Bioware ever recover?

>>171562438
>a highly rated game
>a commercial success and top seller
>bad

>>171562427
> motherfucker if they cut your precious het romances and added more gay options I would be seeing he man women haters bitch about tumblerinas and SJW's and the liberal agenda all over the goddamn place and you know it

Sure, but het are the majority, so it follows that we'd get the most romances.

I'm saying you shouldn't have gotten your hopes up because of the player statistics. Whether you like it or not is irrelevant, you're a small minority that play this game, so you get a small minority of romance content. Again, I just don't know what you expected here.

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>>171562526
>I liked Inquisition

>>171562348
Autism, pure fucking autism

>>171562553

> "Good"
> Bad

?

>>171562639
I could complain about it all day and point out faults with it everywhere, but it was still an enjoyable and fun experience regardless.

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>>171559531
>when you cant copy animations from ME2 into frostbite

>>171562521
So you want your own brand of special snowflake instead of playing the pre-mades then?

How about just not caring because you play as them for maybe all of 3 minutes at a time

>MEA all getting 7/10 reviews - the lowest it has ever been

JUST

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>>171562639
I personally liked all bioware games after me2

>>171562673
Anything below a 8 is bad. 8 is good, high 8's is damn good, 9 is great, high 9's is almost perfect tier.

>>171562692

The magical gravity acts slower on liquids, obviously

>>171562407
Lead by sara Ryder.

>come home
>oh boyy cant wait for thursday
>look at reviews
>6/10, 7/10
>dull characters, predictable story, too many fetch quests
>barely any major decisions, tedious missions

fucking hell

>>171562741

But it says "Good"

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>>171562673
>7.7 on IGN is a good result
I am laffin

>>171562741
You forgot
"If something i dont like gets a 9 it is PAID REEEEE"

Does anyone else thing the sex scenes are out of place given the whole tone of the game.

https://files.catbox.moe/w3lt83.webm
LITERAL
AUTISTIC
SCREECHING

>>171562697
Using a specific rifle and tool doesn't make your generic swat character a snowflake, it's been a basic feature of most every rainbow game to change your loadouts, and almost always much more than siege allows
Siege has you play as random soldiers from fantasy and the past mashed together with minimal weapon variety besides hardcore skins bought with real money
How about i get a choice of ARs and room clearing grenades on my SWAT guy instead of a fucking chink canuk with a cool knife

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>>171562507
I want to punch whoever decided to give us this basic bitch bullshit

>>171562741
>Anything below a 8 is bad.

Anything below an 8 has several issues.

That doesn't mean those issues are going to be gamebreaking ones for you, read the review.

I would give the game a 6 because of its issues that I identified in my time with the trial. I still like the game and can't wait to play it more.

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>>171559531
>"people" actually pay for this game

>Less the 2 fucking hours
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/launch?iso=20170320T17&p0=26&msg=Andromeda+Launch&font=cursive
HYPE TRAIN INCOMING!!!!!

SOON!!!

Daily reminder to use korean, singapore, hong kong vpn to play in2 hours :DDD

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explain this

>>171562874
>Anything below an 8 has several issues.

Andromeda has more than several issues. It's down right trash.

let's be real, after the first two weeks of denial go away, this game will go down as the worst BW game ever

Can't find a South Korean VPN to connect to.

>>171562784
>Gamespot and IGN gave it bad reviews
>they couldnt afford to pay off gamespot and even after giving IGN all the hyper material not even they could justify a higher score without writing 'we were paid for this' at the bottom of their review
A 6/10 is the equivalent of Kane and Lynch 2 tier garbage.

>>171562852
Choose the guy with the room clearing grenades and the rifles then, jesus it's not hard.

>>171562915
pls no homo romances

>>171562915
MRyder confirmed for FtM

>>171562427
I'm not into the banging aliens thing and what makes it suck is that the most interesting out of my two options left let me down gently

>>171562915
>hoverhand
>still no boner
>dyke is fatter when outside her suit ???

>>171562926
Worse than dragon age 2? That's quite an accomplishment really. Well done to the fuck white people team for breaking a record I guess.

>>171562925
It's not downright trash. There are a lot of things they did fantastically. The gameplay is actually incredibly good, which is not something you normally see in a Mass Effect game. It's great as an Action-RPG, with more emphasis on the Action.

>>171562827
I find her cute. This autistic angle is a funny accident

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>>171562915
DON'T POST THE SOURCE OF MY RAGE

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>>171562926
Only for low iq trash who follow le 4chan mass like dumb cucks.

I enjoyed and loved the game and it looks like the best mass effect from a gameplay, mystery perspective and story seems interesting, colonizing a new galaxy is literally a huge awesome theme

3 had many beautiful character moments and funnyu memes but it was only possible after the 2 games before it so i assume andromeda 3 will be just as good

>>171562949
Get tunnelbear

>>171562926
DA2 still exists in our timeline

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>metascore is green now

AHAHAHAHAAHHAHA ANTI BTFO

>>171562970
Are you purposefully being entirely obtuse because you're attempting to make a comparison between having more than one assault rifle to choose from and having a special snowflake completly unique oddball who's supposed to be an operator?

>>171562960
dude...its not just ign and gamespot, be real here
>>171563010
probably, maybe not even because of the actual quality, but because of the incredibly high expectations

>>171563010
Da2 was nice because it was lineara and hawk was awesome because he was funnyu/sarcastic, the repeated areas where annoying but meh, i liked the game

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>>171563081
>it looks like the best mass effect from a gameplay, mystery perspective and story seems interesting,

The ending is like a shittier Halo 4

The writing is fanfic tier

Jesus the combat and animations...

>>171563082
>>171563010
DA2 seems to have much better writing. Over the long term that's going to make it be remembered more fondly.

WHERE IS VETRA ROMANCE

>>171563171
Found the anti bioware shill

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>worse than DA2
BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>>171562915
Where the fuck is this from? In game at low settings? SFM?

>>171563035
t. ea

I'M SWINGING WILD! I HOPE JAAL AND VETRA GET A FADE TO BLACK

>>171563180
I swear this is heresy, we needed that shit hours ago

>>171562709
6 - bloatware/do not install
7 - its shit
8 - reviewers and affiliated companies don't want to be excluded in future early access programs
9 - review tax has been paid
9.5+ - game is actually really good

>>171563245
You also have to consider DA2 was made in 1/5 the time.

>>171563134
No I just think your argument is fucking retarded, I previously stated it wasn't supposed to be like the classic R6 games, the distinct appearences of the characters give a quick indication of who they are and how to deal with them/what to look for.

It'd be fucking dumb if you spotted the team on camera, none of them looked like a sniper but he still gets you all because you weren't expecting it.

Similarly with traps, you wouldn't know to look for them unless you spotted it pre-emptively or saw the character.

Go play fuckin' arma if you want 4 hours of barbie dressup with 16 assault rifles that look different but have the same stats

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>>171563081
>y-you are all le pol cucks
>t-the game is great, p-people just hate on it
>d-doesnt matter that it just gets 70 score, I-I think its great
you look at your miserable existence, just end it m8.

>>171563260
Even the reviews are saying that was the good part of the game. That's in the pros for all of them.

>>171563142
>dude...its not just ign and gamespot, be real here
You're right, there is also a spanish based "critic" reviewer that gave them a 9 out of 10 where the article read like this: "This game is a steaming pile of shit but pls give it a chance they made good games before right guys."

>>171563245

> Comparing it to a time where bioware could get away with horrifically overblown paid reviews like that

C'mon now anon.

>>171563258
romance scene

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>>171563081
>Only for low iq trash who follow le 4chan mass like dumb cucks.
>I enjoyed and loved the game and it looks like the best mass effect from a gameplay, mystery perspective and story seems interesting, colonizing a new galaxy is literally a huge awesome theme
>3 had many beautiful character moments and funnyu memes but it was only possible after the 2 games before it so i assume andromeda 3 will be just as good

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>>171563315
>you look at your miserable existence, just end it m8.
I seem to be happy and enjoying the game and doing what i want instead of joining the 4chan herd of hating anything new and popular to look cool and fit in ;^)

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>>171563230
I'm speaking objectively here. Not my problem that you have shit taste.

>>171563245
DA2's reviews were bullshit and you know it.

Andromeda's are fair.

There's a big difference.

I dont understand why do you guys hate mea

>>171563261
Not with Vetra's sex sounds she won't!

>>171563369
holy shit the whole room must smell fishy

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>>171563410
>look at me I dont try to fit into your cyclejerk I am such a contrarian
you are the biggest joke I ever encountered here. your obsession with the word cuck says it all.

>>171563436
Cause its not out yet.

>>171563436
I don't understand how you do not.

It looks like shit that people with no experience in animation, writing and game design made.

Oh wait...

>>171563081
Tunnelbear isn't showing a korea option for me

>>171563436
I don't the gameplay was good enough that I can enjoy the game greatly and live with the more disappointing aspects of the game.

It's very flawed, but the flaws aren't enough to drive me away.

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Our worst nightmare has come true

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/03/early-review-mass-effect-andromeda-is-dragon-age-inquisition-in-space/

So lemme get this straight, the only attractive and not obnoxious female character is straight? Guess no one's getting romanced when I eventually get the game. Disappointing. Why is the Asari such an annoying fuck?

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>>171563516
>Gamespot 6/10
I just came.

>>171563516
You're a sexist, racist, bigot. Please go away.

>>171563553
>the only attractive and not obnoxious female character

That's not a thing.

>>171561859
>far in the future
>sci-fi fantasy setting
>still no cure for mental disorder

>>171563081
Yea tunnelbear connects to hong kong and I run the game but how can I be sure it is working?

>>171563616
I'm convinced the Andromeda Initiative started when the Council wanted to find a way to get rid of all the mentally challenged undesirables without genociding them.

>>171563516
that reviewers in on point with inventory management. it just gets worst longer you play and todays audience they wont bother doing the important stuff plus the ui is bothersome to navigate

>>171563310
It's nothing to do with your dress up faggot, you can still have unique enough appearances for each type of weapon class, it's not about dressing up your character you stupid faggot

All weapons should kill quick, and weapons are fucking different hence why they're different on different characters forcing you to play as a single specific character if you want to use a gun, a character you can not play as if someone else uses, ergo a weapon you can't use if it's a popular character
Fucking dribbling spastic

>>171563436
Because fade to black

>>171563553
>Guess no one's getting romanced when I eventually get the game
you will realise space is big, empty, a lot of time has passed and you will feel lonely. your mental filter will start working and PeeBee will suddenly become attractive. then you will say "well shit, I dont have to tell anyone, right?"

>>171563676
It explains the Ryders and majority of the people.

>>171563723

faggots get out

>>171563723
this desu

So reviews are currently being bought as we speak. Holy shit, it keeps getting better. EA/bioware are shitting themselves.
>>>/v/371131853

>>171563310
I would enjoy being able to use an AK 74, AEK or AN 94 rather than just the AK12, and they're most certainly different and work differently

>>171563676
>how can we get rid of all these fuckups?
>lets give them a ship and send them on an "important mission"
brilliant.

>>171563746
If you don't think fade to black is a good joke by none, you're a fool

>>171563496
hong kong or singapore do the same thing, use that

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I'm going to ignore peebee!

>>171563805
literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXi2jE-Dxdw

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>>171563785
its the worst Bioware game released.

>>171563708
You're the dribbling spastic because you can't seem to handle not getting your favourite gun in a fucking videogame

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SAY IT WITH ME

So, I know he's not the most popular squaddie here, but.. did the Liam scenes release yet? His interactions with everyone so far are really good, him and Jaal seem close too.

>>171563674
Close origin
use tunnelbear
login to origin
The game should say it starts in 2 hours

>>171563805
The mission isnt important though that's the joke.
98% of the milky way is still unexplored in mass effect. There is no reason to risk an important mission on a 600 year journey to another galaxy especially when this was before they knew about the reapers.

>>171563913
That title goes still to DA2

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>>171564038
it all comes together

>>171563990
We were talking about what I would think would make the game better, I never once said the game was bad or that I hated it for that
You can't seem to handle the idea that people would prefer being able to pick the gear they actually want to use in a videogame, you cock gobbling retard

>>171563913
I'm not sure anything they've released has been as bad as DA2.

But then I didn't play the star wars games.

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>>171564061
nope

>>171564038
Dormant relais are forbidden to be opened.

>>171564113
The reviews were gamed hard with DA2

I guess the money didn't get to the reviewers in time for Andromeda

>>171564113
DA2 was far far far worse than the critic score implies.

It's actually much closer to that user score.

>>171564106
It has very little effect on gameplay and you're a child because the game won't let you use your special snowflake character. That's what I'm seeing

>>171564113
Who cares about scores. I'm speaking facts. Even in terms of setting it has more to offer than DA2s Kirkwall and reused dungeons.

>>171564029
I don't even want to see Liam. The more actual effort sex scenes I see the more mad I get about fade to black