/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto Online general

>classic cheetah when
>classic schafter when
>classic feltzer when
>classic every single car brand of every single notable generation when

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W H E N ?
H
E
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>>171522352
3 weeks :)

>>171522352
April 4th

>have to do mission to unlock bennys
this is stupid

>selling cars alone in solo session
>npc fuckers chase you down and shoot you

The bullets aren't that bad but it causes regular npc drivers to go fucking crazy

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W H E N
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is money accumulation frorm car sourcing actually significantly quicker than Sightseer/Headhunter/Sightseer/Headhunter/Sightseer/Headhunter...?

>>171522931
Sourcing and selling? Yes.

So if I would sell a collection of 2x top and 2x mid how much would I actually get in the end?

Without considering the 35K bonus from delivering my car or the 35k x 4 bonus at the end if everyone helping let me deliver them at checkpoint.

Also what's the pay for standard top delivery if you pick the option where you mod it?

does anybody else ever hit an invisible wall at the entrance of your warehouse while delivering vehicles? it keeps happening to me

>>171524026
Each top end sells for 100k, if you invest 20k. So you make 80k minus damage.

>>171524236
So I also want to know if you're kind what's the cooldown between sourcing like from the moment source missions ends either by success or failure what's the timer?

I know that after a sale it's 20 min + 10 / each car so it's 50 min if u sell 4 neting in: 384k or probably around 524k if you keep all the 35k bonuses from collection in the case other people that help you agreed to trade or something like that.

So ~524k is the max you can get in 50 minutes from cars as CEO.

Now within the time window of 50 minutes of cooldown you surely have enough time to steal the 4 missing cars for the collection again - hence you can just close session if u get the bad plate number ( but will this trigger the cool-down or will it be activable again when u get back into a session? )

>>171524026
Don't deliver standard or mid-range cars, just collect them. Where possible, the game gives you cars your warehouse doesn't already have. So once you have 10 standard and 10 mid in the warehouse, you only get top-range cars from then on.

>>171524767
You can source a car right after you deliver one. By the time you get to your office the cooldown is over. You may have to wait a minute here and there but that's it.

Keep your warehouse full of standard/mid range cars and sell only top end. You'll source only top end if you do this.

someone redpill me on this infamous qt

>>171525584
obnoxious british tripfag that wants to become a girl and used/does stream a lot and used to moan nonstop for blater

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>>171522884

At least they aren't shooting jet missiles, sticky bombs and rockets at you. Call it a small safety fee.

>>171527651
>playing as a girl character

Your own fault

>>171522890
>tfw if the hakumai is added it will probably be a custom version with awd and wide fender flares
boo

>>171527651
well...do you have a boyfriend?

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>>171527817

But I am actually a girl....

>>171527651
>>171527817
>>171527929
>>171527970
post face/feet or GTFO

>>171527651
>>171527970
>/gtag/ has girls in it
>discord is nothing but dick picks
???

>>171528050
donrt forget the leg and body shots

>>171527970
>actual girls
>on the internet

Pick one

>>171528050
but there are girls in the crew

>>171528212
name 5, i'll help you with one
>catower

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You have literally no reason not to own this vehicle!

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What is your go-to outfit? Do you like to match with your crew?

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>>171528423

>CallMeQT

>>171528423
>tell me who the girls are so I can harass them

no

>>171528423
>ludiko

>>171528854
>i was just pretending to be retarded
figures

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>>171528660
ywn be qts bf

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>>171528534
How about this, for every minute you spend driving a Virgo, I'll spend on a Shotaro.

>driving a motorcycle

I'll intentionally ram you

>>171530458
Jokes on you the AI driving is so bad that I automatically assume every car on the road will try to ram me.

Honest tip tip guys: DON'T FUCKING DO MC BUSINESS - IT'S FUCKING USELESS all of them fucking garbage money with huge time sink - for example if you buy the cheapest coke factory it takes around 45 hours to break even with investment - 45 real life hours spent online, and the sales take a lot of time... wait it might take even more because I've only considered brute profit - without upkeep cost and resupply price.

MAYBE.. maybe if you play a lot, fucking lot of gta online - u could go with cheapest coke factory fully upgrade it then break even in 55 - 60 real life hours after that u make again around 2.5 mil profit ever 2 -3 days with some serious time investment... just fucking don't do it - it's garbage.

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>>171530721

You would think selling coke and meth would pay the most.

>>171521506
why do trannies have such terrible fashion sense?

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>>171530086
How about my boys call your boys and we'll offer a 1100% rebate for every Shotaro traded toward a Virgo?

>>171532290
Shotaro really is best bike and if anybody says otherwise it's because their dick isn't big enough to handle it's awesome power

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>>171532457
Shotaro is like the overachieving yet genuinely pleasant/outreaching oujo-sama that the rest of the cast wants no business with.

>>171532956
Exceptional speed, exceptional grip and acceptable turning capability.

It's actually kinda overpowered, if such a thing can exist for a vehicle. I also discovered during the snow days that snow has no effect on its handling. For whatever reason. Missing code, probably.

It's embarrassing to use, because it's a shitter attraction, but it's useful.

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>>171531113
Look at how angry that headlight is. What an ungrateful piece of shit, that Hakuchou. The Shotaro, however, retains all of its optimism and is happy to serve!

Guys after coming back from a long week I observed what a shitty state this game got into mc stuff suck - crates are dependent on help but help gets shit pay but mostly no pay at all especially during sales + it takes you 8 hours or more of grinding to fill one warehouse - 1 hr of active involvement.
Anyway I've tested everything, every method - cars seem ok but only if you do it properly and no one wants to do it properly aka sell collection of 4x and cycle the bonus around for 600 - 700k pay each every 50 min of cooldown, but ofc to do this properly you have to steal 32 cars in order to cover all 10 - 10 - 12 types so even more grinding for that.
Literally best option you have now, we all have now is to complete pacific standard - and disconnect after passing the bridge if you're the host with 0% - do this, do a mission after short one to avoid bad sport, do this again trade with someone else and u make the most $ / hr of active involvement, literally nothing beats it.
BUT no one wants to do that, hell when I wanted to simply give away money just because I felt so no one from gtag even accepted invite to heist.. not even setups straight heist.
Now I will actually tell you what I've done for money in the past week, a method which is pretty much undetected and works this patch for now - so profit on it soon, actually I've done similar stuff 5 months ago 1 year ago and even on PC release.. this shit always worked never been able to patch, but now it's easier than ever so do it while it lasts:

https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/grand-theft-auto-v/203519-parachute-money-hack-cheat-engine.html
and the macro - bot w/e:
https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/grand-theft-auto-v/205482-actionaz-macro-leap-faith-parachute-mission.html
Literally every time you go to sleep you let your computer play the game for you and u make 6 - 7 mil / hour.. you sleep for 8 hours do the math.
Just do this for few days until you bank 100 mil or more and stop ever giving a shit about anything.

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Civilian Titan never ever

>>171535290
Coming back from a long break* anyway I'm very tired, just go to the links and the point is exploit the money while u can and it's 100% safe.

>>171535290
Do not trust this poster.

>>171535290
I'd do this kind of afk business if it were ACTUALLY undetectable. Not undetected but literally undetectable, only using AHK or something of that nature.
Someone made a race playlist for Xbox that they do on a loop with some gimmick for their controller. Someone should figure out a way to do this on PC.

>>171535741
I've literally made 8 mil everyday using that in the last week ( on PC - because it involves some editing to actually make that much ) - and not only I haven't got banned ( as I said I've done something 99% similar for even longer periods of time over multiple times since pc release and no ban - not me, nor anyone else using this ) - but Rockstar sent me random 250k gifts multiple times.

>>171535861
And a ton of people have done TT for ages until they got their hammer dropped on them. The only thing anyone should feel safe doing is something that simulates completely legit gameplay, i.e. a race playlist that completes and restarts itself via a very long macro.
Please someone get on that.

Deja vu. Remember when TTfags thought they were golden and weren't going to get banned?

>>171536268
>all got banned
>all bought another account
R* just got pwned!

>>171536268
That's what I'm saying. Running a macro that makes a bit of money -- not a ton, but good passive cash -- overnight is the only thing that comes close to being safe

>>171536268
I've just been in this place beforem

>>171536089
Yea I've researched as well usually the people that provided proof for their bans and not just random comments online kinda showed how they had like a negative history on account or been reported a lot - that caused an investigation on their account and of course when you own 0 businesses, it shows that you failed hesits, that you're completely 0 at game statistically and yet you make lots of $$$ all of sudden a real human checking that will apply the ban hammer.

But no one stops you from exploiting in solo sessions or solo missions to avoid reports, also don't do it if you're level 1 - if you've already grinded tens of millions on your own and own if not all most businesses or money making possibilites in-game you're pretty covered.

I rememer I've never cheated or exploited until I finished master mind challenge after that I was free to do w/e I wanted because I bought all basic stuff in legitimate way, was grinding pacstand often and the glitched cash was just a bonus to buy everything I would've not bought otherwise... never ever ever got banned or warned or flagged or anything.. guess just play it smart.

Oh should I also mention that I had countless modders wash me with tens of millions and again nothing happened not even a reset or anything like that ever, just get your account legit - make it all look legit first.

>>171536407
we don't call them PCucks for nothing

>>171536548
nigger I am 99.9% you're just feeling the high of potentially losing your account and are simply advocating the same method you used to others as reassurance. stop looking for shortcuts all the time.

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There's no GTA4 general so whatever.

Are there any mods for GTA4 singleplayer that are worth having? I'm playing through it for like the 100th time and have never done it with mods.

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Tanks.

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Are you sure you need more snacks?
Looks like your pockets are full.
When you finish what you got Ill give you some more.

>>171538919
How do you chose between your children?

>>171528050
>girls are not in the discord

solution.

>>171538919
>Always make sure not to smash on enter when getting snacks just so she doesn't call me fat.

>>171537580
Don't be upset, others would like to exploit - sharing is caring. Also don't call me a nigger you washed up faggot.

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>>171538824
>Delivering a car
>Pass through TANK VALLEY
>Manage to do it without a scratch
And then we all got teleported to the same place and blown up. And then I got an infinite loading screen while looking for another session. Wonderful game.

Can I get any tips or pointers on my outfit for the upcoming PS4 GTAG fashion show / car show this Saturday?

R8 my looks, hair, shoes.

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>>171540876

>>171540876
>>>/fa/

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Easy money

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How do I get these pants?
Also that headband?

>>171542085
You don't.

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Easy Peasy grindy sharky cardy

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RIP paul

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>there's people who are still grinding while Rockstar never removed the 100 millions a hacker gave me

>>171543024
>car duped like 60 million a few months back
>down to 20, starting to feel the pressure

>>171542085
Why can't player characters have that kind of body?

Has anyone done the most recent time trial, Tongva Valley?

I get close but with the traffic, the closest I get is .200 off par time. I've been using this video as a guide, same route https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NtriP8m7_g

Also, not using the Bati but the Hacho Drag. Pretty triggered that I get so close but can't seem to get it.

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>>171543906

They said it is really hard now because people were making too much money off the easy ones. 50K every completion per character then another 50K every time you beat your old time.

What's the difference between the regular cargobob and the jetsam variant?

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>>171538919
Are your pockets full, or does it just look like you're happy to see me?

>>171544741
aesthetics

>>171538919
>you cannot smash your assistant

Fucking dropped

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The military will pull out a pistol if you gun shoot them, or hit their hand

>>171540876
>>171541004
It's not happening , I'd win it anyways.

>>171544959
k thx

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>>171538919
you do know I have two degrees
both
in
finance

>>171546303
>no option to give her shares and employee parking
I want to make her happy, make her feel like she's done so much for the business she deserves a reward

>>171522890
>not a supercar
>can't be given a 7 figure pricetag
>doesn't look exotic or weird
>has potential for decent customization, but none of them are wacky racecar-tier customization

Never ever.

>>171538919

>you got a nice fleet, boss.

>>171548195
>Have to wait for her to stop talking to get in the elevator.

>>171548264

>they're bringing your personal vehicle around now

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Rate my Warrener.

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>please give me attention for owning a Shitaru

>No cute /gtag/ girlfriend to play with, talk with, cuddle with, shitpost with, have fun with and generally make life worth living
Sunk like 3 years into this game and haven't had a single chance. Starting to think I should stop playing and try a MMO or something.

Just tired of being alone, y'know.

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>>171549060
This has to be the most autistic post I've ever read on this general

>>171549214
No bully please.

>>171548497

8/10 nice car

>>171545139
>gun shoot them
any npc with a gun will do this

>>171551802
I mean if they are gut shot.

>>171551968
>PS4fags are thirsty for in-game avatars
Defend this.

>>171551802
Also I don't mean laying down shooting, I mean I saw this guy drop his rifle and pull out a pistol while clutching his stomach.

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>>171535290
>bothering with this shit

Just use menyoo and dupe yourself 15 million every second.

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Forgot how to cross-link, here's a little preview of the Paul Walker Tribute so far.
>>>/wsg/1599721

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Cant get us up here shitter

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Rough landing

>>171538919
Have you thought about giving me some shares boss?

I'd share my life with you,

>>171539338
No-one is trying to use another one of these "simple exploits" after what happened in December. Get over it.

Are you a bad enough dude to drive through Hell's Kitchen?

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Full speed through the warzone

>>171554073
>those names

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>>171554073
>buying a tyrus for 100k

At least pretend to make sense Rockstar

>>171549060
Stay hydrated

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>>171554149
>hates: huey lewis

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I want nitro boost tanks on all cars in tribute to Paul Wall Walker. Make them like ammo the tank runs out and needs refill after each use depending on the size of the tank.

I need two 50 pound tanks overnighted from Japan.

>>171554149
me on the right

>>171554149

>you're selling illegal cars
>the car costs 2.5 million, you just get a 100k commission for bringing the fencer the car to sell the buyer.

>still the middleman

That part sucks. You should be able to get almost the full market price for a stolen car. At least 50% the market price, not 10%.

>>171554857
I hope the gunrunning update removes the middleman shit.

>>171555148

I'd become worried if Rockstar ever depreciates shark cards by giving us a way of making a shitload of money easily. It would mean GTAO was ending development, and GTAO2 or RDR2O will be the new focus.

I have over 1000 hours on my ps3-start character, but i want a proper next-gen online game. 128 people per lobby please. 500+ would be nice to make it a proper MMO, but i doubt technology and budgets can handle either request for a long, long time.

>>171528423
>girls
>gtag

>>171553642
Huge ban waves happen in december.

anything before that doesn't matter unless you're modding

you get a star if you burn out in front of the police
why?

>>171555985

Disrespect.

>>171555985
Stunting

>>171555985
what color is your skin?

>>171556191
hwhite

ETA until Hijak Ruston?

>>171556243
10 minutes

>>171555985
Is your guy black or hispanic? If so, that's why. They're supposed to be aggressive to people of color.

If your guy is white and this still happened, contact Rockstar, this is a gamebreaking bug.

>>171556379
reeeeeee fucking rockstar I want my white privlage

>>171552124
There's only one guy avatar posting and it's some literally who named TurkeyBurgers AKA fashion anon

>>171556418

Sorry, it doesn't exist IRL either.

The force you're looking for is called Effort.

>>171556959
I want my effort so that I don't get stars in gta for doing a burn out

>>171557013
Effort means doing your civil duty. That's why white societies are wealthy and happy.

Do your burnouts away from people like a Good Citizen and you'll be fine.

Only a Delinquent would do it where it would bother someone.

>>171555985
You get shot dead if you point at the police or shine a flashlight on them. The over agressive police really do ruin the game.

>>171557127
>over aggressive

>compared to real cops.

>They were going to have Police Dogs in the game, but they made getting away nearly impossible on foot.

You go shining a flashlight in a cops face and you bet you'll get in trouble. If anything the police need to be more realistic. It should be much harder to evade them, or there should at least be a choice for harder police. They don't even have to be more lethal, just more persistent.

Have proper standoffs where the swat team actually does swat things. have hostages, etc etc.

Dumbing down is the last thing GTA needs. The Driving and shooting are arcade mode easy enough as is.

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>>171557306
>It should be much harder to evade them

You mean having a helicopter spawn in 300ft of altitude isn't hard enough?
Police men literally homing towards you and finding you in the very trashcan you're hiding in instead of searching the area like real life police isn't hard enough?
NOOSE hanging on the side of Grangers able to hit you without missing a single bullet 20ft away from you isn't hard enough?

You don't want things to be dumbed down, yet you suggested that Rockstar makes the police even more annoying. Just shut up.

>>171557741

Some people see challenge as annoying, yes.

They need to grow up.

>>171551968
comehomewithme is a cute girl

>>171527651
Am i the only one who ironically believes that there are girls in the game and occassionally plays along with the trannies?

>>171558207
no

I'm certain there are a few femanons here, but they don't want to be bothered.

>>171558207
There is a few actual girls. They just don't go around attention whoring like the trannies do.

>>171558276
obviously there are the silent ones who dont even use the chat, im talkin about the attentionfaggin ppl

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>>171554149
100k is just the commission you get from the sale, the actual price paid is below that

>>171558592
Are they 56 on sale? Anyway half the dlc is garbage, at this point its like complaining about train simulator dlc's. If its not your thing, dont buy it.

>>171554149
Out of all the 10yo buzzies, darpa is the most triggering one. A bunch of glorified lawyers and office interns handing out welfare checks to get their logo stamped on intresting shit.

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>>171548161
So this then?

>>171561356
I can see it now, they'll make you get the IV Coquette via Benny's and they'll call it the Coquette Retro Custom or some shit.

It'll cost 500K to upgrade, have forced bodykits, have off-center liveries, recycled customization parts, and Downforce Multiplier because it needs to perform worse than the V Coquette.

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>>171522890

At this point I would accept literally anything to dethrone the Elegy R8.

>>171564197
But it's a late 80's Honda Prelude, how can it beat a Nissan GTR?

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rate this meme

>>171567237
1/10

tongva valley time trial today. i swear it was last week's? have i missed something?

>>171567237
autism/10

>>171543906
don't go that way, take a left onto the road that would take you to the golf club instead, and use a shotaro or normal hakuchou (with both i've managed 57 seconds)

>>171544334
what are you talking about, you only get 1-4k (depending on the tt) even if you beat your old time in the same week the tt is active.

it's sad that so many players don't understand the concept of a commission

>>171570178
what u talkin about i get commissions of my hot furries all the time

Did they change what ports GTA use or something? I'm trying to get into a solo session by blocking port 6672, but it no longer works.

>>171570594
You'll have to put up with those randoms messing with your business, goy.

>>171570594
>>171570731
Never mind, I forgot I changed the install location, so I just had to change the path to the game in the firewall rule.

>>171570731
>imblyin the task manager way doesnt work
the joos will never win this

>>171570178
B-BUT WHY COKCSTAR WONT GIVE ME 10M FOR SELLING ONE CAR IN 5 MINUTES :((((((

MORE GIRLS WOULD PLAY ONLINE IF YOUD BE NICE AND SAY SORRY

>>171572710
I'm a lone wolf i don't need a vagina woman messing with my shit.

>>171572710
im a boy and id play online if youd be nice and say sorry :) :) :)

>>171570178
>Commission is a payment made to employees based on the value of sales achieved. It can form all or (more often) part of a pay package.

It makes sense. Standard cars have basic value, Mid cars have intermediate value, and Top cars have high value. You're getting paid for stealing and delivering a car for the benefits of SecuroServ, not stealing it and selling it all for yourself.

How else would SecuroServ be able to provide you armed protection and negotiate the FIB to leave you alone instead of busting your walls down?

>>171572710
on GTA online, you're just another wageslave to help me deliver cars.

>>171573508
>you will never get a fleet of loyal slave bitches to grind you money in GTA Online
what the fuck this game sucks

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THE PAUL WALKER TRIBUTE'S UP, BOYS.
Had a blast making with this, thanks to all who got involved and helped me out.
Paul himself would be proud of us.
https://youtu.be/4uCETOPoS1M

>>171574501
kek

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>>171574501
nice

>>171574501
>that one autist that keeps saluting like a retard
video already ruined

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>>171574501
Good shit my man

>>171574501
>Bruce Willis

Which movie was he in?

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>>171574501

Love it

>>171522884
>get car
>stop in comfy place
>shoot down ai shitters until they stop coming
ez guide on how to get 0 damage in your i/e missions

>>171573108
>>171573351
>>171573508
I know, I know. You're too cool for school. You're too cool for pop. You stand there, all moody wondering why girls don't like you. Because you act like a dick!

Yo FoxWhistle are you in thread? Can you join game - we planned Mastermind for today.

>>171555985
next time you log in game you will have 5 stars just for posting something bad about cops on 4chan

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>no kazzi gf
why live

>aida will never piss into your throat
why live

waul palker

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I absolutely love the Zentorno's colour layout

>>171532956
how does one unlock the shotaro? I would like one

>>171577768
You gotta do a match of Deadline

>>171525764
Of course he moans for blater, have you seen him?

>>171575923
I want to pluck Cara's eyebrows!!!!!!

>>171574501
F

>>171577615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7b4spjXhw

>>171547029
I told my assistant that she can sleep on my bed and eat my food since I'm never in the office and she works so hard.

She also has unlimited access to my Ruiner when I'm not using it.

>>171575923
Cara pls

>>171579646
>>171580525
Hey, back off! She's mine.

>>171538919
wheres the r34 of this qt
need her gangraped by blacks pls

>>171574501
finally, some decent thread oj

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>>171555985
>>171556191
>>171556237
>>171556379
>play as white character
>get wanted level for driving a stolen vehicle near a cop even if it was unlocked
>play as my main character who is asian
>no wanted levels for driving a stolen car near them even with a broken window and the alarm sounding
Feels good. Thanks, Cockstar.

>>171565097

Welcome to vidya generals on 4chan, where everyone is retarded.

>implying this isn't the best I/E track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dofEigATqx0

>>171580821
Make me fgt

>>171580821
Pretty sure she's gay, my dude.

>>171582432
she's bi

Anyone on PC willing to help out some dedicated low level players with the prison break mission? We can do the setup easy we just need a 4th.

>>171582913
I'll be your why-fu if you help us out

>>171582432
im going to cure her of gayness with a dose of my penis

>>171522109
Assuming you mean the GTAIV Schafter, which I would love as well. Anything older though and that's covered by the Glendale.

>Feroci when
>Admiral when
>Esperanto when

>>171522109
>classic cheetah
I would like one as well, but Rockstar will say that the Turismo Classic is enough or some shit. Doesn't help that the front and side of the Infernus Classic has too much influence from the Testarossa either.

>classic Schafter
Technically, there's the Glendale, unless if you want the GTA IV Schafter. If so, it's not a classic, just an older generation.

>classic Feltzer
Believe it or not, the Stirling GT was supposed to be named Feltzer Classic, but Rockstar dropped that and gave it a proper name. That should be the case from now on, no more XYZ Classic or whatever, just proper names.

>classic every single car brand of every single notable generation
Too many of them, but wouldn't hurt to get classic models of popular vehicles in-game. I can think of the Dominator as 1st gen Mustang, Gauntlet as 1970 Challenger, Lynx as 1969 F-Type, Zion as 1956 BMW 507, etc.

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>>171511756
Because I had already blown up his x80 and that was all he had left

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>>171574501

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>>171545139
It's pretty great

>>171584906
You dress like a faggot.

Which are most beautiful / pretty cars someone with tens of millions should buy just to make a collection?

>>171585018
At least it's only the clothes in my case, unlike a certain someone else

>>171585301
You're right, not only do you dress like a faggot, you also look like a tranny.

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>>171584682

>>171585018
I dunno, looks like pretty standard business casual wear, neutral colors, "smart" clothing but dressed down a little.
Would you prefer he wore an all black suit and sunglasses?

>>171585724
No, because if he did, it would make him into an actual faggot.

>>171585285
Manana/Peyote/Tornado/Virgo/Virgo Classic/Chino/Voodoo

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>>171585907

I am offended sir

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>>171585724
>Would you prefer he wore an all black suit and sunglasses?

That will always be acceptable.

>>171586249
burn it all down

>>171586249
No, see, your shirt is white so you're not a faggot for that. Instead, you're a massive cock-riding faggot for having a yellow-black garage that gives everyone eye cancer.

Great job.

>>171586295
That's clearly a coat

>>171586249
Your outfit says "funeral" but your grooming says "drug cartel"

>>171586249
Not only is your garage abysmal but your outfit isn't even coordinated. Why is it so difficult to maintain a color scheme?

WE DID IT LADS, THE DISCORD IS DEAD. ALL OF THEM

>>171587409
EVEN JRV?

>>171587752
>>171587409
false alarm its back up

>>171587409
EVEN KAZ?

>>171587752
>>171587872
ironic how the discords first names are these two tbqhwyf

>jetshitter spawn kills me 20 times
>hurr ur shit I reck u fgt

gr8 game

>>171589857
git gud

>>171590460
your tips?

>>171590460
t.jetshitter

>>171590460
hi jrv

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>-Blater- will never crick your neck with his crooked 8 incher
Why Live?

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>>171589857
>jetshitter attacks me
>start shooting him with my heavy sniper until his jet smokes
>goes off to instantly get a new one or toggles passive if it has time to crash
>start killing myself every time he goes for a strafe and shoot him down between respawns
>mfw he tells me I'm being a shitter

>>171590827
goose-cock.jpg

>>171586223
Not him, but I've got a floor of an office garage that is those exact cars, minus the Tornado.

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>driving around minding my own business
>jet shitter starts attacking me
>he doesn't realize that I'm a jet shitter myself
>get my jet and bully him until he leaves

>>171591908

>Driving around minding my own business
>Jet shitter starts attacking me
>He doesn't realize I'm in a Ruiner 2000
>Jump to dodge his missiles, deploy parachute and lean up, fire rocket right into this living room

>>171592801

>flying around in my lazer minding my own business.and jet shitting
>realise theres a lil faggot driving around his faggy ruiner because hes lit up on the map
>go to strafe him
>he does a little bunny hop while i stafe him into oblivion

>>171593440
>jet shitting in a lazer

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What would Bully's equivalent of gtao look like? and would /gtag/ play it?

>>171594053
>baseball bat shitters always attacking you because they have high strength levels but low intellience and you're the opposite
the school would be segregated, and all the shitters would hang out either in the mess hall or the gymnasium

>>171594053

Chrome bicycles
Slingshot shitters
Debates over who's the best teacherfu
>Post dormrooms

>>171593684
what are you going to do when another jet shows up? lazer is much more agile for this purpose

>>171594053
the gta forums would be full of shitters complaining about being sent to detention for no reason

How the do I get better at shooting?
>inb4 git gud xD GOOD MEME U FUCKING NOGGER

Is this the worst update so far?

>>171596323
disable vsync at the cost of screen tearing, but atleast no mouse delay should help

>>171596323

Aim for the head.

>>171596676
It doesn't matter really the mouse delay is insignificant - if the white dot is around his head just click and u will apply the bullet dmg to him.

>>171596323
Improve shooting stat to carry more ammo and generally improve accuracy
Always go for headshots
Fiddle around with the sensitivity until it's comfortable for you

WHY IS THERE ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD RACING MUSIC IN THIS GAME DAMMIT
I WANT TO GO FAST TO GUD MUSIC

>tfw no standard mirrors for the Turismo Classic
disappointing desu

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>>171597872
>The GP1 gets carbon trimmed mirrors as a mod

>>171596554
The LTS update was worst if only cause it added a shitter tier gun and helmet.

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Which car is your favorite car?

>>171599815
The drift Tampa

>>171599815
Massacro (Racecar)

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>>171599815
Vapid Never Ever

>>171599815
probably either the Vacca, the Pigalle or maybe the 811

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>>171599815

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>>171599815

>>171599815
Nero Custom with the spoiler removed

>>171600447
>pretend guns
i want to love it but nope, can't do it

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>>171574501
Legitimately made me spit out my coffee. Top fucking job lads

>>171600447
>>171601495
this. If you could take the guns off it would be a 10/10.

>>171600447
>>171601495

>No option without the fake guns
>No option with working guns

What's the point?

>>171598895
come to think of it the earlier updates were shit

>>171599815
For cruising, Mamba
For (advanced) cruising, Dukes
For racing, Itali GTB
For CEO work, Ice White Seven-70
For crew shenanigans, Insurgent Pick-Up

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>>171599815
.

>>171599815
hard to choose


Probably happiest with my stratos the first time I bought it, I like the osiris too, its much better looking than its real world counterpart

>>171599815
Mamba, definitely. Sexy as hell, great sound and feel, and hands down the most fun car to drive.

>>171602134
>yfw mental state was added
>yfw they changed the bounty icon
>yfw all the modded money from the first christmas got removed
>yfw 'taking aim at GTA Online cheaters' was the loading message for like 2 months
>yfw they removed the ability to replay missions
>yfw there was a period where all contact missions payed like utter shit
>yfw they removed the minor freeroam events like armoured trucks

>>171603232
the fact that the way they decided to go with GTAO is removing enjoyable content for the purpose of avoiding people being able to cheat just shows how shitty the game is

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>>171574501
vin diesel here.Thank you my family Paul would be proud

>>171603406
Betting on races was changed on all platforms just because there was an exploit on PS4

>>171601495
>>171601813
desu even if they gave the option to remove the guns I wouldn't do it. I like my spy car too much even if nothing works.

>>171603232
why did they remove those armored trucks anyways?

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>>171603479

>>171603508
all the cooldowns on the personnel vehicles too

>rather than fix it let just remove it

>>171603809
Because they weren't awful as fuck adversary mode invites or stupid as shit wheelie or stoppie challenges.

>>171603809
probably limitations with freeroam events being put in

you could glitch them to get a decent amount of money from them too

>>171603508
At the races glitch was fun. It was neat to see everybody work together to cheat. You would always land in full lobbies of people doing the glitch

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>>171599815
>I can't choose one, so here is top 10
>TurismoR
>Turismo Classic
>Elegy
>Elegy Retro
>811
>ItaliGTB GTB Custom
>Mamba
>BlackFin
>900R
>Chester :^)

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>>171600127
I like the newer model of the Vapid Never Ever more.

>>171603686
I can't stand that shit
>extra offroad lights that don't light up
>wheelie bars on cars that aren't powerful enough to wheelie
>snorkel intake, truck still drowns
>NOS tanks that you can't use
>Drift Tampa, can't drift

>>171603849
>rather than nerf the armoured kuruma against players, we'll butcher the mechanic instead!

>>171603002
oh my dukes too, and my insurgent and armoured kuruma for mission memories

Anyone wanna play together? I'm kinda bored

>>171604221
Sure let's play

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>>171604165
>normal Sabre Turbo has a wheelie bar mod
>Sabre Turbo Custom doesn't

>>171604321
I'm on PC though

RS: spooby.doo

>>171604068

>Tires clipping into the fenders

Wow so cool looking 10/10

>>171604169
its so annoying that fucking 5 min wait

>get car impounded north of the map lol fuck you
>shitter blows it lol fuck you
>ah fuck wrong car lol fuck you

>100k for a new reg plate

oy vey!

>finish a car delivery
>Simeon texts me to steal cars

Who even bothers with that anymore?

>>171599815
Ruiner and Phoenix

>>171607337
Don't forget to visit an ATM to deposit your cash! Player stock trading coming soon.

>>171607632
Stop by one of the many convenience or liquor stores if you're strapped for cash.

>>171605532
Why so much salt Anon?
Did daddy pull out too late today?

>>171606408
first one is free ;)

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Ready to deploy against shitters

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The passive toggling, home teleporting insurgent rando was allowed one final line before he got votekicked off the session

>>171610389
>Couldn't beat him so you kick him instead
/gtag/ in a nutshell.

>>171610498
>kill him several times over and over with him only getting kills because he was using a minigun or coming out of passive in an insurgent right next to a cargo pickup
>after teleporting back one final time he just sat in passive inside his hugbox waiting for something to happen
Oh we beat him alright

>its another "toast's pussy ass safe space session"

fuck this nigger

>>171610498
There are people that will stick in a session getting their shit pushed in for hours. If you're playing a sport, it doesn't mean you didn't lose just because you refuse to leave the field.

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What's the best vehicle for a right wing death squad?

>>171599815
turismo classic
tropos

>>171610759
Black Speedo/Rumpo

>>171610759
Merryweather Mesa

>>171584906
Yeah no I don't get why most of the time they shoot while on the floor, and they rarely ever do things like drag away wounded comrades, or switch to their side arm when they are hurt.

>>171610759
any of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_9gW_Jk3-k

>>171612569
They do it more in singleplayer. Try going around in godmode and shooting cops and waiting. Every time you shoot one in the foot with a low calibre gun they'll fall over and pull out their pistol (and then die after a couple of shots) and sometimes you'll even see them dragging bodies away. Like a lot of things, it never seems to happen in MP

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>>171574501

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>>171610723
>no forewarning of year long name change cooldown

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>>171597872
They are the standard mirrors though

>>171614518
Ask Rockstar support, dingus

>>171620704
>Kaz running around like some slut begging to be fucked
Time for a intervention

>>171621105
I could give her a good dickin if you want

>>171621105
>new skyline dupe
>just got patched

FUCK

>>171621939
>Her
He would like that either way.

>>171620704
lmao 2kaz

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Alright lads, hear me out on our next video project.
>MC Gangland mockumentary
>something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxj17nb-M6c

The video should be just around 2-3 minutes long so a lot more to cover than the Paul Walker tribute.

First thing to cover would be the script. Need someone who's got a sense of humor and could write.
The narration will be covered by text to speech but the interviews would be done by voice so I need a few guys that are up for the job.
We'll shoot the scenes later on that are just gonna be us doing stupid shit.
Any more ideas are gladly welcomed.

>>171623091
How did you get that trailer?

>>171623549
>someone who's got a sense of humor and could write.
We've already failed.

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>>171626259
Doesn't mean we can't try.

We aren't only mocking MC's but rather the whole online playerbase

>>171623549
Is it comical and mocking like some kind of witty parody, or is it a satirical over dramatization piece, full of ironic, edgy and ridiculous statements played with a straight over acting face?