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16 HOURS TO GO EDITION
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/launch?iso=20170320T17&p0=26&msg=Andromeda+Launch&font=cursive

ULTRA HYPE EDITION, HYPE!!!!

Removed useless outdated links, we dont need them

>Such hype we reach bump limit in 4 hours

Old thread >>171492335
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TURIAN WAIFUS ARE STILL BEST WAIFUS
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JAAL IS FOR ____
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Vetra a shit a SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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KILL EVERYONE OVER THE AGE OF 10
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Reminder that Sara's autism is literally canon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0
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>>171511464
S A R A
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>>171511464
booty
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Why do autistic women love the BBC?
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>>171511267
hey OP can you tell me about those VPNs?
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Reminder that she is stunned enough by affection to ask if it's real.
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>>171511769
http://pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X
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>>171511464
BEING BLACKED!

THE GUY LITERALLY GOT BLACKED!
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>r9 390
>4670k

how cucked am I faam?
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>>171511769
>get tunnelbear
>login through Singapore/Korea/hong king
>open origin
>start playing in 16 hours
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>>171511267

Some Cora.
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>>171511267
OP was a Mistake Edition

Launch Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6PJEmEHIaY

Multiplayer Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OmW-4F4h30

Character Creator Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vneuvpFQQy4

Starting Skills and Respeccing in Andromeda Explained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV_WfKdSTwc

Pax Main Stage Presentation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OitlhG0oIM

Quarians, Drell, Volus are out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijqN2pMWyOo

Tour the Tempest and Meet the Crew
https://youtu.be/jY0RK-i1dGc

MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

Unlocking the game early via VPN
http://pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
http://letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

Previous Thread
>>171492335
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>>171511906
Sara was built for Cora's cock.
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>>171511592
What the actual fuck was that?

Is this real?
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Reminder that shitty OPs full of useless info will be deleted
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>>171511464
Pure love with Sara.
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>>171511464
Ass-grabbing.
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>>171511906

I will never not be asspained over her hair. If she just had decent hair, she'd be a great character.
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>>171511886
maybe they'll release new drivers
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>>171511409
I enjoyed DA:I.
I even liked DA2. It wasn't great but I liked it.

I was just talking about /v/ and 'hurrgamurrgators' slamming Bioware.
/v/ shitposting and memeing another TORtanic is hilarious and I actually prefer their take on things than what manic tumblerinas and biodrones have to say, but in the end I form my own opinions.
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What is the earliest time we will be able to play the game with a VPN?
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>>171511763
Cause they think the British Broadcasting Corporation is less bias
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>>171511970

No, that's Scott. She makes him wear a vibrating buttplug when out and about.
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>>171512007
How could anyone love a retarded girl?
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>>171511464
Sorry lads, the Angara are taken.
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Why was there only 1 reaper guarding the beam in to the citadel when it was so important?
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>>171512151
He sounds like in love.
http://affluentchoisya.tumblr.com/post/158601542912/so-just-going-through-some-of-the-leaked-jaal
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Does Sara get BLACKED if you play as maleryder
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>>171512167
>I cant compete with BBC
>My white dicku might as well be a clitoris compared to the BBC
>Jaal is forever lost to me
Feels bad man
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>>171512167
>BBC not only conquered the milky way but Andromeda as well
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>>171511843
Turien cock is so huge that you can't satisfy her
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>>171512167
With just a simple photoshop Jaal goes from Dashing to Slutty.
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>>171512271
>ywn rub your dick on those neck fringes
I left the milky way to stop getting cucked what is this
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>>171512353
Holy shit that makes sense

>humans are so much smaller than turians that Vetra has to fake moans
>meanwhile Garrus said FemShep was great because she's small
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Where have all the cuckposters randomly come from?
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>>171512563

The beating heart of cuckdom on 4chan, /pol/.
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>tfw the least repulsive female in the game is a is a literal fucking plated bird who’s bodily fluids are toxic to humans
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>>171511415
Holy shit, that femtur has wide hips
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>>171512151
How could you not.
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>>171512634
They aren't, only the food can be.
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>>171512563
>randomly
It's not random when there's this much cuckoldry.
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>>171512271
Oh yeah, that was the only example of an alien using human idioms before Ja(m)al, right?
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>>171512563
/v/ aka reddit, that's why the generals have been so shit the last couple of days.
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I want Cora's sweaty, musky balls in my mouth!
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>>171511267
GUYS, GUYS. WHAT IF WE turn off the internet, change system date to 25th and run Origin?
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Somebody
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>BBC is introduced in Andromeda
>Black humans are known to be of superior breed
>White humans are known for having a clitoris because their dick is so small
>White humans are literally women
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>>171512954
game still has to check with server for date.
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Mass Effect? More like Mass Defect.

So is the trial and by extension the game shit or what?
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>>171513021
Stop ruining my comfy /meg/ thread
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>>171513063
Yeah.
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>>171512719
I've been near some in my day.

They're awful.
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>>171513063
Worst games ever made. We're just here for the memes. Post em if you got 'em.
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>>171512264
I didn't think the husbando bait could get any more blatant.
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>>171513098
Sorry but Liam has already BLACKED JAAL based on >>171511464

And the truth is, all options for male ryder is a small feminine man with a clitoris. Andromeda will be taken by Krogan, blacks and Turians.

We will support them and help them since we dont have a real dick like them
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>>171513021
>Humanity think they can rule the world with BBC
>Turians are more exotic to women
>Krogan have bigger dicks
The reality is there would be no BBC anymore, Black Humans would be the ones getting cucked.
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So who played some of the early release thing they had going on? Is it as bad as I suspect?

I hold no confidence in Bioware's ability to tell a story or make an RPG anymore.
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>>171513037
I know.
I was just pretending to be retarded.
Honest.
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>>171513370
It's worse than you suspected.
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>>171511970

_________SO GOOD__________
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>>171512563
>thread fills with /pol/posters at the same time as cuckposters

really made me think

>>171512353
We have a quite a good dick/size ratio, I don't expect those spaceraptors to be good as us
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>>171513329
Krogan might have a bigger dick but BBC isnt that far behind.

But the moment they see BKC AND BBC and then they see our tiny white clitoris in comparison they will know that we are the women of the species.
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>>171513370
No one makes AAA RPGs anymore. Even Witcher is a shitty open world action game.
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What are the different video/graphics settings to use if you have the minimum requirements?

I'm not sure which option makes the lighting look good - but at the lowest settings the lighting (or is it post processing) looks terrible - while bumping things to medium makes things look wonderfully atmospheric
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>>171513329
BBC cucks on suicide watch
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>retard OP
>janitors deleting the decent OPs
>thread filled with cuckposters and bait
Can it get any worse than this?
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>>171513679
>/pol/ is getting triggered their clitoris is feminine compared to the BBC and BKC
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>>171513679
>>janitors deleting the decent OPs
it was like fifty posts early.

Can someone explain to me the need for the massive amount of text vomit at the start of these threads?
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>>171513748
It was only 15 posts early you scumfucking degenerate.
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When does the trial thing with Origin Access end?
Upon game release? Maybe I shouldn't get it rIGHT now.
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How come every Asari scientist/doctor I have met so far has the same face? and just slightly different makeup or weird ass space tats? Are they all sisters or somethign?
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>>171513508
Cheer up anon, at least you might be bigger than Salarians
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Autism.

>>171513824
You have 10 hours of gameplay, no limit for it.
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>>171512563
This is a Bioware game general, this is the norm.
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I canceled my CDkeys order and bought a Deluxe Edition from Origin.
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>>171513748
>Can someone explain to me the need for the massive amount of text vomit at the start of these threads?
There isnt, it is just some autists who get triggered the moment their status quo changes.
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>>171513824
EA Access trial doesn't end. It's just a try before you buy perk for all EA access members to use whenever they want.
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>>171513918
That's more expensive though?
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>>171513918
How long did it take to refund you the money?
And how do you even cancel it?
I'm thinking of doing the same since who the fuck knows when they'll deliver it.
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>>171513832
Synths
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>>171513832
Asari have little variation besides skin color and tattoos, plus Protheans did mess with their DNA.
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>Tfw no Turian husbando to penetrate my vagentleman masculine vagina
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>buy shitting $5.44 ea access
>wont register me to play the trial, just tells me to get ea access again

???
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>>171514139
Is this a meme you're trying to push? Quit it.

Saving that Turian Stud though.
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>>171514002

They haven't yet refunded my money. I don't know how long it will take.

I submitted a refund request with this: https://support.cdkeys.com/hc/en-gb/requests/new
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>>171511592
Based Salarian
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>tfw fell for the Leviathan is kino meme
Goddamn that was underwhelming
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>>171514205
Hey you know when you call any technical support line for anything ever and the first thing they tell you is to restart the thing?

Restart Origin and you can play your trial. You get the trial added to your library by going to the EA Access page in the Origin client.
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Someone had a Ryder named Ralph, can you post it again.
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>>171514139
>Human clothes
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DO I RELEASE NILKEN OR EXILE HIM
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>>171514294
The first couple of missions are great, but as soon as you land on that ocean planet it all falls apart.
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>>171514386
why would you exile someone who didn't kill anyone?
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>>171513329
>first human relationship is literally black male white female
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>>171514338
here

>>171514363
Maybe he was stuck on earth :l

>>171514386
lol i exiled the soboteur, sabotaging the initiative is a capital offense in my book!
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>>171514335
>Origin
I literally did not know that i needed to have this. the page just tells me to buy ea access and thats it
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If Vetra doesn't flicker her mandibles nervously at any point during her romance then I'm not buying this game.
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I wonder if this works with Origin pre-order version: https://www.cdkeys.com/pc/games/mass-effect-andromeda-pc-dlc-origin-cd-key
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>>171514610
Did you think you didn't need Steam when you play a free to play game from it?
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>>171514560
You have to decide anon, if shemales are straight then it means vagentlemen are gay, if not then vagentlemen are straight which means you should be attracted to a masculine man with masculine vagina.
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>>171514621
I think that's the DLC given if you preorder the game.
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>>171511592
Is Kallo going to be as good as ME1/ME2 Joker was?

So far he's bretty alright.
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>>171514559
Thanks. If this is the retard literal dogfucker Ralph, from wowg, you need to kill yourself.
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>>171514818
They are opposites. They can't both be gay
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Is Suvi actually a kike? I was upset because no christ-chan for male ryder but now it looks like i dodged a fucking bullet.
Also, this fucking OP is retarded,
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>Ssarah is your big sister
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>Tfw Garrus wont make breakfast for you
It hurts

>>171514818
>Being this insecure you call anything non slutty feminine with vagina gay
I am not the one who needs therapy here ;^)
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>>171514818
Fuck off.
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>>171514701
Origin isn't mentioned as required on the ea access page or the page telling you to buy it.Steam at least takes you to a page telling you to download it

Meh thanks for solving my issue either way.
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>>171513063
I spent all 10 hrs enjoying the game, I'm really excited to learn more about the story and the like. But to each his own.
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>Ywn watch Sara play with her LEGO set

end me
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>>171514960
>trusting a turian to cook for you

I want my bacon and eggs the same way I want my cookies, not touched by a spaceraptor
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>>171514614
You already preordered Deluxe Edition, don't lie to me fellow frogposter.
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>>171515078
>when you are about to put the last block of your Destiny Ascension kit
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>>171514793
>Memes from butthurt kids
Stay triggered spooked cuck ;^)
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>>171515078
Where did this lego thing come from?
I swear to God I don't understand where half the shit /meg/ says even fucking comes from.
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>>171513679
>>171513748
the real explanation is that I discovered that there was something NSFW in it so that was probably the reason.
and by that logic, this thread would have been deleted, too, since the old thread wasn't at 750 posts when this one here was posted, either.
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I LOVE SARAH!
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>>171515004
>>171514701
Ea access is only for xbox one. great.
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>>171511267
A friendly reminder that Suvi is either a jew or a muslim.
A friendly reminder that Gil is a jew.
A friendly reminder that Vetra is JIDF.
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>>171515272
"in it", like in the collage
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>>171514995
How do you turn off motion blur?
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crack when
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What is your VPN of choice? Last time I did this it was for xcom 2 and I used flyvpn but it was overloaded even then.
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>>171515413
So is this the ME version of EYM?
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So what are some good Biotic abilities?
I've never been much of a fan of them, and I'm curious what abilities would fit in well with tech stuff.
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>>171515413
Is he a jew in the dumb religious sense like Muslims or is he a jew in the sense he keeps a good record of his finances and is smart and careful?
Cuz i find the latter to be sexy :3
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>>171515527
Overload+anything that sets up a combo

Overload+pull/throw to just be a jedi without worrying about shields
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Welp only 30 mins left on trial what should I screen shot if people are curious?
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>>171515212
Yeah, I knew it was you.
>triggered
>spooked
>cuck
>;^)
Keep yourself readily identifiable, faggot.
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>day before release and still no video leaks of the romances

well then
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>>171515238
It comes from /meg/.
Just like 80% of memes come from 4chan.
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>>171511464
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>>171515639
Ea's been pretty on the ball about getting them taken down, apparently.

Why are you in such a fucking hurry? the game will be out soon enough.
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>>171515413
>literally a kikedyke
christchan_laugh.jpg
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>>171515451
Tunnelbear because it is simple and cute
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>>171515628
BBC__________
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>>171515708
I want to see if the madmen actually show alien sex.

https://youtu.be/oApBrFAtRrc
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Not to be That Guy, which means I am going to be That Guy, but I have the feeling ME:A is going to get savaged when the embargo lifts.
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>>171515654
>tfw vetra being a mass murderer didn't take off like autistic sara

feels bad man
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>>171515823
unconfirmed posts state that they do.
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>>171515413
why do people care so much about these things? fucking hell
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>>171515628
Did you play MP? I've exhausted a lot of stuff that I could find on Eos and I've still got 4 hours left.
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>Best romance is gay shepard+Garrus
>Isnt possible
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>171515731
You forgot your *.png, anon.
That'll be 200 Andromeda Viability Points + tip.
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>>171515841
Depends on if the checks bounced or not.
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>>171515841
Just a feeling?

I'm fully confident it will. I'm betting 60 to 70 Metascore.
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>>171515919
Yup, spent about 6 hrs on the story to reach the end of trial point and the other 3 and a half on multiplayer.
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>>171515957
Jesus Christ that artwork
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fresh oc
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>>171515847
Vetra "Euthanasia for Thessia" Nyx was never going to take off like autistic Sara simply because the latter is actually canon.
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>>171516065
Yeah hyper masc is just so bad
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>>171515957
What the fuck
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>>171516098
get that shit off my wife. thanks
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>>171515841
The launch is reminding me of Amalur: janky demo gets released, people unhappy with level of polish, game has has to overcome negative inertia starting at day 0.
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>>171516141
Do you have more Anon? that's just my taste.
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Didn't one of the devs call Vetra a space wife on Twitter before deleting it because romances hadn't been confirmed at that point?

What did he mean?
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>>171516183
She looks like she's wearing a bike helmet in that picture.

>>171516141
All hyper muscle is trash. Fucking tumors look retarded.

>>171516346
If hyper is your taste, your taste is shit: take it to /d/.
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>>171516098
HOT

>>171516201
back to the shed
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I didn't play ME3's multiplayer since I pirated it, but was the way to get new characters the same RNG shenanigans?
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>>171516098
Makes sense that Vetra "Not Sorry For Asari" Nyx would wear one
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>>171515957
too buff.

The standard Fetish Artist you see on FA and Deviantart are the George Lucas of rule 34.

They go too far in a few places
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Not really, most good Turian art is nsfw
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>>171516363
he attended our wedding
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You know I probably wouldn't mind just thinking that the Catalyst decides to harvest all life in search of a solution because of a logical error in its processes if it wasn't for how hard the game tries to say otherwise and push Synthesis.
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>>171515957

Absolutely repulsive.
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Not feeling the exploration in the nomad. Separate buttons for back/forward is annoying.
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>>171515841
no shit. console ui and animations issues and gameplay is slowly tedious at start plus combat is peek and shoot with magic
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>>171515847
The vetra meme was too weak.

meanwhile, autistic Sara have this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0

its real
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>>171516510
So it's all essentially a turian head on a non-turian body? Where's the fun in that?
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>>171511267
OP should kill himself.
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>>171516487
yes
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>>171516141
Are you just going to post turians?
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>>171516487
multiplayer is exactly the same as in 3

EXACTLY

they just copypasted the formula and moved it into andromeda

wouldn't be surprised if they copypasted code too
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>>171515847
Shush, Vetra "Turn the blue into glue" Nyx is undercover right now, sabotaging [REDACTED].
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>>171516586
>Separate buttons for back/forward is annoying.
How many non racing games use a throttle and break with gear shift?
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>>171516487
Yes the main thing is higher costing packs have guaranteed items or characters of high rarity.
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>>171516586
So you hate all racing games? It's pretty standard, I just think the 6 wheel system is stupid and does absolute nothing for the game.

HEY RANDOMLY SWITCH BETWEEN THE TWO AND SEE WHICH ONE PROVIDES MORE SPEED IN A CERTAIN AREA.

Yeah fuck you. They both climb rocks exactly the same from what I've seen so only use on EOS was in heavy sand areas I'd switch but only after testing if normal was faster.
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>>171516510
Sparatus wasn't that buff
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>>171516487
>no Helmetless Male Turian
>Guy from BW says there's still the Havoc soldier
>That's the manly Female Turian
And yeah but they plan to have a special missions to help with that
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDQHsxlcpoA

>Cora
>"I was still living on my parents freighter when my powers manifested"

Wait wait wait
Does Cora use biotics without an implant?
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>>171516586
the nomad is a piece of shit.
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Need a vid of the Vetra sex scene

for reasons.....
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>>171516601
This makes me sick

People that play Sara should be shot
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>>171516454
You must have miss read my post, i wanted more non hyper muscle turians.
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>>171516510
Why are you posting stuff from /trash/

Show a little restrain buddy.
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>>171516601
Don't go around starting meme wars, Vetra was first seen with the Asari ark burning in the background. That's how it all started
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>>171516774

> So you hate all racing games?

Well I never play them, but I don't really hate them. It just seems unnecessarily complex. Though thinking about it, I am using a controller and it's just annoying that the forward/back aren't on the stick, but are the R/L buttons.
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Vetra's scarf makes her look comfy.
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>>171516864
>people are playing the manlet
kek
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>>171516921
My bad, dude. I thought you were referencing his comment on the hyper shit. Play through.
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>>171516552
There isnt an error though

>literally hundreds of cycles
>Always organics create synthetics and end up in a war that could cause their extinction
Reapers were the only visible solution to it to keep the life going, and no reapers playing galaxy police wouldnt let the species evolve if they just stopped all wars.

The catalyst literally said synthesis is the end goal, and they have tried it before but didnt work so well because they werent ready as it isnt something that can be forced and hopes that shepard since organics managed to create the crucible, this time are ready for synthesis

It was always the end goal
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>>171516816
I really like the turian soldier from his helmet to his kit. He will probably be my main until I get the rare krogan that has the flamethrower.
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>>171513928
>autists
>browses 4chan

the reason is to give newfags like yourself a quick rundown on the current information of the game the general covers. if you look at other OP's you would see its pretty common to include info on the topic in the OP. you are a newfag and should lurk moar, but since you are propably underage too you little measly brain cant process these simple facts.
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>>171516848
>powers manifested
>implants that allow you to control those manifestations

there's no discrepancy.
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>>171516998
He's 6 foot
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>>171513147

Sara's special, though. She's not like the other girls.
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>>171516998
He's 185 cm/6'1.

I don't know where the manlet meme came from, he's taller than most of the characters in the game.
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>>171516971
I'm using a controller as well, it's really comfortable having them on the L/R and not the stick. No game in any sort of modern time can I think of has had cars drive with the stick still. It's always standard to be on L/R.

From mario kart to forza always exactly the same.
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>>171517021
>5 years since ME3
>autistic kid still feels the need to discuss the ending
you a bit late faggot
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>>171515273
Delete this.
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>>171517029
I mean, I get that but she never mentions her implant at all. My lore autism is making me want to know what level implant she uses. Has to be an L3 right? If she has an L5 that Basically confirms she's TIM's daughter
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>>171517058
She really isn't
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>>171517026
>Wah wah y u no follow our norms and autistic cuckoldry standards
no, i do what i please
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>>171516848
HAHAHAHAHA THEY'RE DESTROYING THEIR OWN LORE
IN THE MEANTIME THEIR FANBASE IS DEBATING WHETHER SUVI IS JEWISH OR MUSLIM
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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>>171517158
He's a manlet compared to aliens.
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>>171516601
Sara needs to be protected.
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Vetra and jaal combined cannot compete with tali
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>>171517235
shit man, you must be a real rascal
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>tfw almost all femtur art is cringy OCs
>tfw finally got a femtur romancable

Feels good man
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>>171516487

Those damn stick legs.
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>>171517235
What happens if you let peebee sit on you? I threw that bitch off so now I'm curious.
>>
Garrus would cheat on femshep with Sara tbqh
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>>171517021
You negotiate peace between the geth and the quarians in the game, it's thinking is flawed, the organic/synthetic war isn't inevitable.
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>>171517401

That's because we didn't see her face. She just had a feminine voice and figure so we ran with it. Then we got lucky when Bioware was lazy on her face she's got the hottest face in the game since it's real.
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>>171517550
>sperg sniper wants other spergs more

rely mk u tin
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>>171516848

'Manifested' doesn't specify biotic strength. A person needs to show biotics potential before they're shipped to training, that's probably what she meant.
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>>171517476

I can fap to this
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>>171517401
We know, but Tali and Shepard retired both in our universe and their universe four years ago. It's time to move on anon.
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>>171517215
Well, How old is Cora supposed to be? I don't think we have a birthdate for her. People have said she's like in her 40s right?

It is doubtful that she has an L5 implant, these were made in 2185, the year the Initiative sets off. Most Biotics get their implant when their powers manifest, and changing the implant is very, very risky. If she is in her mid to late 30's she more than likely has an L2 implant. it is possible she could have an L3. The very best she could have is an L4.
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>>171517569
Only because of shepard
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>>171517023
I'm picking Krogan Merc, Turian Soldier, Salarian Infiltrator and, since SI doesn't have Proxy Mine anymore, Angara Insurgent.

I'll try Salarian Operator but I doubt I'll seriously use him.
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>>171517215
>>171517739
L3s.
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Is the Asari romanceable for FemRyder? Literally only thing I care about.
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>>171516971
>It just seems unnecessarily complex.

Lel.
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>>171517723
>It's time to move on anon.

Delet this
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>>171516656

Which is fine because ME3 multiplayer was fun
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The autism is off the charts!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489921003441.webm

>>171517842
>romancing shrek
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>>171517235
The combination of comic sans and stretched images killed me.
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GUYS!?!

Do you realize we are 14 FUCKING HOURS before launch?

WE ARE SO FUCKING CLOSE, literally a sleep away, time to go to sleep.

Will wake up a few hours before launch to get ready.

Got my monster ready
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>>171517842
She's an asari, so yeah.
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>>171517518
Why would you want a fat, ugly Asari to sit on you? She's defective.
>>
Downgraded back to Win 7 because no DX12 support in Andromeda.

Feels good. What a fucking turd Win 10 was.
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>>171517762
I prefer space magic since it's what I played in the original trilogy, which i only did one run of, and I'm only just now trying new things, Asari duelist probably has my favorite kit but I don't like being female or asari so its the struggle. But using multiplayer as a good chance to finally try mass effect without my mage powers.
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>>171517476
>tfw you bring the lube, she brings the snacks for cuddles afterwards.
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>>171517936

>sleep for 14 hours

R U ok?
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>>171517717
>fapping to a pure waifu like vetra relaxing in her undies

disgusting
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>>171517907
What the fuck is that accent supposed to be?
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>>171517739

Most people with L2 implants had them replaced with L3.
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>>171517936

Is that 14 hours worldwide? Where are you guys getting that time from. I thought it was Midnight on Tuesday.
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>>171517395
Yes anon, we need to protect her from PooBoo's degeneracy!
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>>171517984
Enjoy your viruses.

Anyone without windows 10 will get fucked
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>>171517518
She just slides off and helps you up. The dialog is just as flirty.
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>>171516601

MANY SUCH CASES!
>>
Does MEA compete with any of the original games?
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>>171517946
Good shit, that's all I needed

I still don't fucking understand how they reproduce
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>>171517762

Salarian Infiltrator still has proxy mine but it now uses grenades so it's useless

Fucking Bioware. It was one of the best powers in ME3.
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>>171517946
>asari
She's no Asari. Asari are sexy and fuckable. She is neither of these things.
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>>171517716
True
>>171517739
If it was an L2 she'd have headaches, and to my knowledge the only powerful L2 is Kaidan if he survives (To which Liara expresses her disbelief that someone with an L2 can reave). I'm trying to remember if we see any L4s in the original trilogy?

>>171517803
Oh thanks!
>>
>update for ME:A

WHAT IS THIS
>>
>>171518125

Magic.
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>>171518051
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/launch?iso=20170320T17&p0=26&msg=Andromeda+Launch&font=cursive

>>171517026
As you see the OP is useless since people dont even bother reading because only cucks search and check OPs, smart men just ask and expect to be fed and i will feed them because it is EASY
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>>171518046
Breathy.
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>>171518149
Asari genocide when?
Save us Vetra
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Anyone have any recommendations as to what level I should before I try tackling the ME1 DLC?
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>>171517227

Then how do you explain her career in Alliance military?
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>>171518051
>Is that 14 hours worldwide?
no

Only a proxy from for example worst Korea or Hong Kong will give you the earliest release possible.
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>>171518194
Stability patch. People are saying performance is better.
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>>171518074
>Anyone without windows 10 will get fucked
>[citation needed]
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>>171518008
Never played a Space Wizard.

>I don't like being female or asari
It's silly but I feel the same, Maybe I'll try Kroguard.
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>>171518295
Well if you lack a brain to get why it isnt my fault

>>171518268
Or singapore, feels like most of asia will work
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>>171517984
I'll use win 7 until they stop supporting it
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>>171518194
>>171518286
Also fixed positional audio in MP.
>>
So the main story of Mass Effect Andromeda is
>Make Andromeda Great Again

Is ME:A /ourguy/?
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>>171518219
>being this much of a newfag
>>
Anyone here have an HDR monitor? Is it worth it?
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>everyone on the ship is fuckable
>except for Lexi and Drack

What the FUCK did they MEAN by this?
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>>171518425
Ah nice, that noise glitch was annoying.
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>>171518229
Honestly, it makes no sense for them to send a oddly socialized unattractive asari on that mission. Asari have no problem reproducing, so that'd be an easy way to colonize that part of space.

Just don't send Chunks "It's mah swamp" Dumpsari.
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>>171518432
>/pol/tard autism
>Cuckposting intensified in this thread
really makes you think
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>>171518463

HDR is a meme.
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>>171511592
This is becoming very endearing to me. The sheer awkwardness of EVERYTHING, they shouldn't fix it with patches or anything, just let it slide.
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Oh god my sides, who the fuck requested that on tumblr?!
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>>171518376
>Well if you lack a brain to get why it isnt my fault
I wasn't the poster who talked about downgrading his system from 10 to 7, but I did the same due to numerous software conflicts with 10.

Is there some specific vulnerability with 7 that's associated with MEA or Origin? I'm willing to listen if you've got something to say.
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>>171518132
Yeah I know but at least Shield Drain is still there and that was always a godsend against Phantom bitches.

Maybe if there a Grenade Amp in the game, it'll be somewhat useful but it still fucking sucks I don't know why they would change that.
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Why are femturs so cute?
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>>171517803
That means she was around 10-14 at or after 2170, putting her at least around 25-29 years old in game. Or she underwent surgery to get a new L3, but hopefully they remember that they'd be called a L3-R, but I doubt that.

>>171518167
It's only a "usually" for the headaches. I wouldn't put it past them to make a new character a special snowflake "no I don't have any headaches!" biotic user. The problem with the L2's was that their amplification was horribly spotty, I'm guessing because the L2 was the first implant to attempt any kind of amplification of their abilities, with the L3 being the first stable amplified implant that they have.
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>Throw is shit
>Pull is shit
>Pull and Throw is gewd but you need a second detonator to unlock it's full potential
>You can only have 3 powers
This is suffering
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>>171518320
Maybe you should try a space magic guy in multiplayer at some point. Probably just cause its low lvl stuff since I only did the bronze level space mages were always doing the most dmg. It might change if at high difficulties more destroyers and the like show up where they are entirely useless.
Though being about to overload and just tank everything is great since I watched all my teammates get downed and could revive them while taking damage without caring.
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>>171518286

You weren't kidding. I am now getting a solid 60fps. Sometimes in the map my fps would dip to the 20s, now it stays a solid 60
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>>171518713
ah fuck, I got so annoyed when that armor didn't tint.
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>>171511267
So I spotted the first tranny in the game, when you build an outpost on Eos.
@ 13:25, 13:49
https://youtu.be/bbLOe6SSLLo?t=13m25s
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>>171518574
omfg ahhahahhahhaah , give the sauce nigga
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>>171518574
Considering I am the one who wrote the first post with that sentence, and that I was the one who first related her with LEGOs, I don't know how to feel.
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>>171518574
oh jesus
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>>171518813
You had to press space after picking a color, which the game neglects to tell you.
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>>171514791
I like him, he even said the issue with salarians is they normally always fall under the "smart guy" role and persona which he didn't want to be. So they are trying really hard to make him not mordin while still being salarian. So in best case scenario he is mordin + joker. Which would make for a dream character.
I really hope he gets some deep emotional scenes similar to joker.
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>>171518713
Are there other good Biotic powers? Other than charge I mean. Wanna play a space mage.
>>
>>171518818
>>171518912
https://bishopbb.tumblr.com/post/158603431827/tumblr-req
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>>171518814
>Back home, I was filling test tubes in some dead-end lab. People knew me as Stephan. But that was never who I was.
Wow, they just... they don't even bother trying to be subtle with it this time around, do they?
>>
>>171518574

God help me
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>>171518814
>fiance
>can't even fuck the tranny

BioWare's really losing touch with their fanbase.
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>>171518765
I think I'll wait and see what the inevitable but free Character DLC brings in store.

While not necessarily the same I'll put Kroguard next to Operator and Krogan Engineer on the "try" list.
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>>171519008
It's a throwaway line from a random npc not Krem's afterschool special.
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>>171519008
You don't need to be subtle when people accept it today.
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>>171519002
Well, I'm interested in a Sentinel that uses Shockwave, Flamethrower, and Overload together.

Flamethrower a group of enemies, setting them on fire and priming them.

Shockwave those enemies, detonating the combos, and with the final talent, keeping them in the air, priming for another combo.

Then a charged Overload to detonate the combo from Shockwave.
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>>171511464
wait so liam and jaal actually fuck?
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>>171518574
I love everything about this release.
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>>171518813
armor tint?
>>
I'M ONLY HUMAN

I'M ONLY HUMAN

I'M ONLY HUMAN
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>>171519002
Backlash is badass as fuck. I'm running charge, singularity, backlash.

It reflects dmg and is free shield. Just singularity the normals, then charge in shoot a bit, once shield goes down backlash not only recharges shields a bit at max upgrade also does dmg. It's dope.
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>>171519008
>krem
>subtle

>>171518970
Do you have to go back to the color terminal and reapply the tint after you equip the armor? I had tinted the AI armor just fine, but the Maverick armor didn't automatically adjust to the tint I had equipped.
>>
Can I do the Timezone thing on >Console?
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>>171519183
Everyone fucks. You're not in the military, the Andromeda Initiative is little more than a long ass road trip. And everyone bangs on a road trip.
>>
>>171518194
>update for ME:A
They patched everything
They made the best Character creator ever.
The performance is now god tier.
The animations are now the best in gaming history.
The whole crew has been reworked and doesn't look like a bunch of useless sjw.

Just kidding. Probably some stuff they haven't included before to prevent data mining and spoiling too much of the game before release.
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>>171519207
You can color your armor and casual outfits back in your quarters.
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>>171519240
No, and I will now judge you for being a console shit.
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>>171518713
>tagets frozen
>weapon does barely damage
standard chest high bulletsponge shooter. disappointing.
>>
>>171519105
I will point out that Inquisition at least waited a little while after Krem's introduction to pull the by-the-way-I'm-trans card though that implies that it wasn't painfully obvious from the start but yeah, that's true.
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>>171519219
Yea but I don't want to charge in. I want to throw powers from afar. Badass it up with a pistol-only run. On Insanity.
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>>171518814
That is why I love bioware, this a good thing imo
>in b4 autistic /pol/tats start sperging because progress and wanting people to be accepted and live is a bad thing for their fascist beliefs
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Not even a romance on the level of any of our favorites could save this game at this point could it?
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>>171512234
remind me how this place is better than tumblr again
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I'm actually hyped for this game, thanks to these non stop threads. I actually consider buying it.
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>>171519415
We're not.
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>>171519325
I honestly didn't care about Krem really just thought the introduction was a bit humourous. Cassandra saying "Oh wow a woman can be the Inquisitor, I am so proud" was the only "sjw" thing that bothered me in that game
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>>171519338
Then no, most new abilties were for melee mage. Only new one that isn't is an ability called Lance. It does dmg in a straight shot and it can head shot. It doesn't go around corners and have tracking like other magic, it's just a straight heres a fuck ton of dmg but no cc or anything else move. It does have an upgrade to do more dmg to shields though which is nice.
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>>171518574
The reverse image search on this image though.
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>>171519220
>Do you have to go back to the color terminal and reapply the tint after you equip the armor?

No idea, it was the only armor I had.
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>>171519415
We're only 35% female.
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>>171519003
Now wait until some tumblrtards will see this and genuinely think that Sara is indeed autistic and then praise Bioware for being so progressive.
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>>171519449
please be my autistic gf
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>>171518574
>high-functioning
>autistic
>female
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All you motherfuckers better stop making fun of PeeBee RIGHT NOW or else I pull this pin and kill everyone in this room.
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>>171512264
Another file audio:

>"Darling, one day we will have a place of our own and I will hold you close, while gazing up at a beautiful world we created."

>mfw I heard that

Literally mates for life, since the angara do that. Also it seems they can "feel" their mate's emotions through strong empathy once the relationship is strong/they bonded, if his words to FemRyder before the final battle can be read like that.
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>>171519573
>mfw the autism meme will spread to SFM porn
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Is this game worth 60 bucks or should I just Automata?
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>>171519501
Does she really say that? I usually play non-humans so I would assume any commentary regarding whether or not I'm fit to be the Inquisitor goes right to that.

>>171519623
SOME
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>>171519623
People are hyped or excited for mass effect andromeda. Me? Not at all, I'm excited for mass effect andromeda two, where PB DIES when I shoot that bitch or throw her away as a sacrificial dog.
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>>171519623
I can't wait for Vetra to jettison that ogre into space.
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>mines
>turbocharge
>concussive shot aka throw but without hokey space magic
>flak cannon
>omni grenade
>mobile cover

who else going full blown soldier
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>>171519745
BODY
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>>171519449
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>>171519728
Up to you, automata will be cracked first and has no multiplayer. So pirating it will be better. But if you want to support a better dev then Automata.
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>>171511267
it comes out the 23rd here

what the fuck
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>>171519569
As a vagentleman I am 66% male and 34% female
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>>171519920
>not using a vpn

lmaoing @ ur life
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>>171519008
Honestly being trans in a futuristic setting is pretty much a non-issue and the surgeries for that are probably really advanced that you would literally not notice the difference.
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>>171519978
w-will origin ban me?
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>>171520062
>
No.
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>>171519920
As a britbong console fag I feel your pain
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>>171520062
I did it when DA:I came out and the devs pretty much said "You're not supposed to do it but we don't really give a fuck"
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>>171520062
As long as you don't buy anything while on vpn, you're fine.
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>>171520043
It's revolting.
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>still no romance leaks
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Who here ME3 MP veteran and wants to play ME:A MP?
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>>171520195
T. Primitive
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>>171520205
we know every romance in the game already.
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>>171520171
>As long as you don't buy anything while on vpn, you're fine.

wait what? So i buy the game now then jump on a vpn when its out?
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>>171520250
I mean actual scenes.
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I'm not hyped at all tbqh

Just feel nostalgia from the original series since andromeda looks like shit compared to them and I'll never have a good mass effect experience again
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>>171520205
How could a turian smoke without having any cheeks?
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>>171520264
It's fine.
What happens is that there's regions where the games are sold much cheaper.
If you use a VPN to buy another game, then they might remove that game from your account, but nothing wrong with using it to play earlier, tech support literally said so.

https://www.reddit.com/r/titanfall/comments/1z9npl/guide_how_to_use_a_vpn_to_unlock_titanfall_early/
Just follow that guide.
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>>171520264
yeah
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>>171520347
what about /ourgirl/ sara?
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>>171520264
>So i buy the game now then jump on a vpn when its out?

Yes, the whole point of the vpn is to play the game earlier.
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>>171519573

>yfw BioWare acknowledges Sara's autism à la Blizzard
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>>171520218
Me. I was never gud enough for plat though
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>>171520195
After playing Eclipe Phase for years where you can literally be an adult in a loli puppet body you learn to just accept things.
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>>171520352
Maybe she's not smoking it, just wants to look cool.
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>>171520431
It's like we've created our own child here
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>>171518574
Need to go to Andromeda to recover my sides.
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>>171520438
I never really played plat either, what's your Origin?
no gay shit please
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>tfw ywn shitpost on the bioware forums again
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>>171520368
dam thats cool as fuck. I might get the early acess now then
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>>171518814
Watching the video from the beginning, I'm wondering if the characters you meet in the settlement change based on whether you decided to make a science or military focused settlement.
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>>171520670
I think the region that gets the game unlocked the earliest is Korea, so join a Korean IP.
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>>171520568
>1457117819
What a poser
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>>171520676
You can pick between science or military settlements?

Holy shit I'm gonna go all Star trek on this one.
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Bioware has not made a new attractive female character since ME2.
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>>171520786
You're going to be a violent psychopath?
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>>171520804
Have they not?
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>>171520786
Yeah, at the beginning he's given the choice as to what kind of settlement they'll establish. Vetra supports a science station, Cora says military due to the dangers.
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You can't change your companion's gear or give them any real orders can you?
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>>171511592
Its like watching a lamb frolicking in the dandelions
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>>171521032
>or give them any real orders
the typical attack target, defend area stuff is still in.
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>>171521029
>best girl supports my life choices

Everything just comes full circle.
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>>171521032
Nope. The best thing you can do is have them focus fire.
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>>171520804
It's true.
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Looks like they fixed the weird glitches with Turian eyes
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>>171520347
Feels bad. Tfw its pointless to replay the previous games right now, I've already done that recently.

Honestly, me and many other people expected Bioware to do a lot better with a game that was 5 years in development. Andromeda may not be a complete trainwreck and I think many people are blowing the issues out of proportion, but god damn if this game doesn't feel mediocre and bland more often than not.
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>>171521029
How does Vetra keep getting better and better?
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why are you guys buying this game? it looks bad and it's made by some anti-white douche
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>>171521201
Aww, Kandros got eye surgery?
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>>171521032
You can tell them what positions to hold or what targets to focus on. You can't tell them to use specific powers but desu the A.I is a lot better. Playing on Insanity they are constantly detonating my primed targets for combos or, when an enemy is on top of me and my cooldowns are almost off, i've had them prime targets for me.

My only dislike is if they don't see an enemy in their line of sight sometimes they wont...do anything. I took out a whole fucking Kett Army at site 2 on Eos with my sniper rifle before I came out of zoom and realized they had just been standing next to me the whole time.
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>>171521258
We all hate white people here. Fuck off cracker.
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>>171521258
>why are you buying this game
Same reason women crawl back to men after 'breaking up'
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>>171521032
Why would they listen to you, a young manlet who can't even properly grow a beard or a girl with a frozen tard-grin on her face?
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>>171520804
They did make a character so ugly I wanted to hate fuck her though.
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>>171521258
the anti-white douche doesn't even work for bioware anymore
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>think sara is shit
>all these images of her start popping up
>i now like her
>dont know if i should go male which was the original plan or autistic lesbo
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>>171521258
Maybe I am not worthless enough to care about skin color
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What's the fastest way for a person to acquire $80 CAD?
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>>171521258
Because at its core, the gameplay is still fun and that's all I really care about. Also husbandos.
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>>171521267
>Playing on Insanity they are constantly detonating my primed targets for combos
How, did you just focus on the one ability for them and get it to 5?
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>>171521201
>>171521262
Really? Great for Tiran.
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Are the other Scott Ryde face presets any good?
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>>171521425
>deluxebro

I hope I can color the hoodie black enough to resemble the N7 hoodie from ME3.
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>>171519535
probably used a reference
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>>171520804
I'll have you know they made a perfectly acceptable dorf
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>>171521493
there's a CC video linked in the OP that shows all the presets.
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>>171519008
>Bioware gay element
>EVER subtle
Hey you remember in ME3 where as you spoke more to the landing craft pilot it was eventually revealed he had lost his partner in some kind of attack and it was really well done?

Oh wait it wasn't
>Walk into hangar
>Steve the gay pilot (who is also gay) is playing his gay lover's gay last message/deathwail at indoor concert levels of volume
>SORRY SHEP IM JUST THINKIN BOUT MY DED GAY LOVER WHO WAS GAY AND ALSO MY LOVER
>DID I MENTION WE WERE GAY TOGETHER?
The only good Mass Effect was the first and even that one had problems,just not Reaper Terminator baby or Pick-a-Color problems
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>>171521473
Same way I build ME3 insanity. Get their powers and offense up asap and just use defense as a dump stat until later. They do die a lot faster than ME3's insanity though so i`unno I might honestly have fucked myself up.
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>>171521595
the only subtle gay thing in ME was spying on Preitor Gavorn
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>>171521258
Because white genocide is the best genocide. You faggots took the red pill too late.
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>>171521428
Armed robbery, prostitution if you look good enough and can handle the abuse, personal loan.
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>>171521428
plasma/sperm donation? odd jobs on craigslist?
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>>171520804
Traynor looked good.
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Anyone tried the apex android app? I've seen the apk file floating around, wondering if it's worthwhile to install it early.
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>>171516656
These guys made the me3 multiplayer so it makes sense
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>>171518574
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>looking though old ME folder
>still have a few ME3 MP greentexts I saved
I hope the MP in this is as fun as it was in 3
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>>171521882
Yeah, it's pretty good. You send out strike teams on table missions and get a small loot box for it. They're really stingy giving out the bronze level missions and it takes forever to level these strike teams up though.
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>>171516656
>they just copypasted the formula and moved it into andromeda

>they didn't copy and paste the CC from Inquisition
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>>171521535
I hope I can fuck around with the console and save files to give myself le hoodie on the cheapest edition of the game, which is the only one worth purchasing.
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>>171522056
Inquisition's mp was trash.
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>>171522056
But the said they didn't want to reinvent the wheel!
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>>171521389

They're going to bring her back in the next one and do something to her appearance that completely ruins her ugly-cute vibe she has going on.

>>171520804

Well Morrigan is still hot at least.
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>>171516656
Which is good, if its not broken don't fix it. Coupled with just improved combat overall its great, it'd be the only reason I'd actually buy Andromeda.
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>>171511592
Am I the only one who thinks this is kinda cute? Sarah is only 22 after all
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So is it basically confirmed now that Sarah was written intentionally as autistic?
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>>171521791
Google says I can get up to $8k if I donate my eggs. Is this game worth it, /meg/?
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>>171522213
>That SFM with her son
Pure kino
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>>171522213
I fully expect Calpernia will be a companion in 4 the way they bothered making her death ambiguous.
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>>171521982
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>>171516656
It really is the same fucking engine, sure as hell they copypasted plenty of code.
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Will opening origin with a VPN, turning the VPN off once I confirm the launch date, and leaving origin open until the game launches work? The launch date doesn't change after the VPN's off.
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>>171522451
Retard
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>>171522483
you'll want to swap to offline mode after you activate the game.
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>>171522343
It is, because in this case it's intentional. Just not enough to convince me to buy the game.
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>>171522604
I mean like doing it right now and leaving origin open for like 13 hours until launch after switching the VPN off.
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>>171522417
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>>171522483
i dont get why they would release it 3 days later for EU. What kind of fucking retard thought this would be a good idea
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>>171521406

Saraposting has persuaded me to ditch ten hours of gameplay and a decent custom FemRyder and to start over with default Sara. I want to experience the autism first-hand.
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>>171522056
Good character creation is too "been-there, done-that".
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>>171522740
I feel bad for you guys. I'm just an amerifag NEET trying to get it 13 hours early.
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>>171522691
ah, I get what you're saying. No that won't work.
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>>171522374
They should roll with it so the game escapes all criticism.
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>Why dunt muh brother marry me
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>>171522857
Damn senpai
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>>171522867
Stay in your autism coma, Sarahchu
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>>171521982
>>171522417
>>171522697
>I was going to say 2013-/meg/ was better but then I remembered Turian sister posting
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>>171520218

I miss it
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>>171522863
>Day of release
>Bioware reveals 600 years of cryosleep has given everybody autism
>All the animation and diologue flaws are overlooked, 12/10 most progressive game of the century, Bioware Montreal gets commissioned to produce 2 sequels
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>>171522867
:(
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>>171511267
>>171518574
>>171522867
>this entire fucking general
I love you guys.
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>>171522521
You don't really know how development works, do you? If there is stuff that works already, people will use it in future products, with adaptations of course. I was simply stating what's being done, if it came out as bashing Andromeda, that wasn't directly the intention. The issue is that in certain cases, bad modules that barely work are greenlit without much touch-up or QA, which indicates incompetent management rather than coders being bad at their job.
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>>171511267
Threadly reminder that ME:A is shit.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
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>>171520804
You know why, we all know why.
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>>171520218

I won't play ME:A though because I'm poor and haven't updated my PC since 2008
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>>171522980
At least it wasn't as bad as the MEGSEV "everyone's OC is an infiltrator and not in an ironic way" threadshitting
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If it only takes 600 years to get to Andromeda, why aren't there reapers waiting for them?

If the reapers hang outside the milky way for 50,000 years at a time, surely they could go stir shit up in the neighboring galaxies as well.

but hey quality bioware righting amirite?
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>>171523338
Bioware made the new setting so they could lazily create a new plot without having to think about older enemies.

The Asari should've been there thousands of years ago as well since they love exploring and can live a trillion years
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>>171523160
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>>171523338
Reapers would only complicate the YA novel that is Andromeda.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J49x8sVQVyE
Ending happened a few mins ago, should be able to rewind if you want to watch it. Going through the end game stuff. Archon confirmed 0/10 villain

Don't tune in if you don't want spoilers of the highest caliber; also I'm dying at this choice rn
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>>171522867

Thanks Anon! I /r/'d this helper a couple threads back.
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>>171523307
I liked MEGSEV, It really projected what a ME game made by us would look like, a space harem with unlimited degeneracy.

My favorite character was that retarded turian janitor.
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>>171523583
I didn't make it, someone posted it on /v/, but you are welcome.
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>>171523160
>pic related
Good one, but I feel like I have AIDS now.
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>>171523338

I was wondering if escaping to another galaxy is something the Reapers would allow. The Andromeda Initiative was pretty significant. Sovereign was surely aware of it.

Maybe they intended to go there after killing everyone in the Milky Way. Maybe they even had their own secret means to get there much faster. If Sovereign had gotten his way the Reapers probably finish off their slaughter before the ships even arrive in the Helios cluster.
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>My face is tired
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>>171512234
>it takes her a while

Why did I die here?
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Where did this lego posting came from?
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>>171523247
R I P
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So you want to be a Renegade? That's too bad.
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>>171523686
My dick is tired
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>>171523696
autistic special interest
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>>171523579
Post Vetra romance when
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>>171522407
>girl
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>>171523696
Sara has autism.
See >>171511592
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>>171523760
I could care less about animations and graphics. But this bullshit where you are the nicest guy in the universe no matter what is bullshit.
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>>171523760
>NO BIGOTS ALLOWED
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>>171523760
That's actually the worst way to handle the black/white morality. If you remove the extremes you're only left with the milquetoast middle that allows for no real outbursts of emotion.
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>>171523760
Can you seriously not be a dick?
>>171524074
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
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>>171523760

Yea it is bullshit that you only get to choose between 4 nice guy options. I really want to play as a bigoted human that hates all aliens. This forced diversity is sickening.
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>>171523760
I don't think a renegade would freeze himself for 600 years and make what is very likely a suicide trip to some shithole where the bitches might not even be fine.
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>>171522407
Egg donation takes forever and you have to take hormone stuff with horrifying side effects
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>>171523760

>Daddy said it's my turn to play with the ship's mass accelerator now.
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>>171524160
It's very much like DA3, you can be somewhat of a more direct leader personality but no real renegade "You talk too much. *bang*bang*" let alone go full Origins and just kill the guy with the key and intimidate the guard that calls you out on it.
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>>171524286
What is sperm donation like? Do you really just jizz in a bottle?
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>>171522407
Donate blood instead, its faster.
>>
13 HOURS GET HYPE
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>>171524269
>I really want to play as a bigoted human that hates all aliens


Why would such a person willingly join a multi-species colonization effort in the first place?

And "lul hidden Cerberus agent" is not a valid answer.
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>>171523760
Don't forget their version of "Logical" responses are complete shit

>Aliens execute one of your squadmates
>kill them
>squadmate holds the corpse and asks why this is happening
>Choose the logical choice of "What did you expect" thinking it'll be something about hostile enemies
>WUT WOOD HWHOMANS DO IF ALIUMS APPERAED ON ERF WIT GUNS? TRUEBLY MAN IS THE REEL MONSTUR
fucking SJW garbage
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>>171524375
Yes, but there is paperwork to be done beforehand and some countries have more strict requirements than others.
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>>171524417

I'm just here to laugh at the game.
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>>171524467

Obviously to sabatoge the other races and claim the galaxy for humans.
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>>171524498
>he let the ayys kill his squad mate

How pleb can you be.
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>>171524467
The Andromeda galaxy is human territory it's our manifest destiny, aliens will either be killed or be slaves
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>>171520415
I neither want to be nor fuck an obviously autistic girl.
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>>171524403
I can't get paid for blood donations in my shithole province
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>>171524375
Pretty much, yeah. In some places you have to be over 6'0 tall to donate too
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>>171521585
>No beard

Shameful desu.
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>>171524467
It's called an RPG. You should be able to be whoever you want to to be
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>>171523579
WHY IS SHE ALWAYS SMILING
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If this shit makes Indoctrination Theory real will you forgive Bioware?
>>
In few hours I'll be pimping in my golden Nomad.
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>>171524467
Family reasons. Alternatively, to help secure a favorable foundation for humanity's place in their new galaxy.
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>>171524467
Because Humans rule and Xenos drool

T E R R A
E
R
R
A
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>>171524597

Anon please that sounds like a really interesting game and has no place in a game that's trying it's hardest to be social commentary.
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>>171524597
>>171524594

Let me remind you

>And "lul hidden Cerberus agent" is not a valid answer.

Valid reasons only please.

>>171524639
It's not an RPG though.
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>>171521585
And then proceeded to call anyone interested in her a pedo. Good job Bioware.
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>>171524595
its was the science officer who got toss from the shuttle and was unarmed, can you actually save him? I assumed it was forced drama since they just cap his ass as you arrive.
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>>171524656

Autistic people often act inappropriately in situations where a certain emotion is expected.
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>>171524730
>it's not a valid reason if I don't like it
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>>171524686
That could be the one thing that makes me hate Bioware even more than I do now.
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>>171522867
Perfect.
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>>171524748
wat seriously?
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>>171524730
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>>171524730
Who says you need to be Cerberus to want to sabotage the Xenos creatures?
It's not like being a xenophobic automatically give you a hive mind with other xenophobes
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>>171524825

If game ends with indoctrinated Shepard showing up we will have months of shitstorm.

Even better if it's a Reaper with Shepard's indoctrinated personality as the core.
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>>171524789
You can't save Kirkland, only Greer.
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>>171524916
All racists are nazis. Also only white people can be racist so we removed that coloration from the custom characterization.
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>>171524842
Yup. That's why she wasn't romancable.
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>>171525036
Here's your you
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>>171524842
Yep. BioWare writes a competent, mature woman and you can't romance her because one of the devs is put off by romancing dwarves.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlTZTNqlWg4
Lie to your sister or not?
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What time does the game unlock
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>still no vid of raptor girl scene

I will literally suck your dick of you put it up or find it
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I'll just leave this here
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>In only 13 hours we will finally have the blunder to top both ME3 AND Tortanic.

My body is so fucking ready. I may have to buy it myself just for the laughs
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>>171524789
Maybe in a month players will figure out a way to save him despite the game being unable to recognize that fact, like David on Feros in ME 1.
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>>171525393
take it back to slav-town, thanks
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>>171525015
>600 years from the main series
>indoctrinated Shepard shows up because lol
I wouldn't put it past the thinking capability of retarded anons or the level of critical thinking skills of the dev team for this game your fucking shit
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>>171525393
>Trust no one, not even yourself.
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>>171525175
for real? source? that's retarded
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>>171525467
BUT I WANT TO SHARE THE LULZ
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>>171524498
>implying humans wouldn't start attacking.
Especially with the latest us prez and brain dead followers aliens wouldn't be welcomed and not shot because fear filled morons would attack them
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>>171525297

Lie, obviously
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>>171525297
this youtuber has the the worst fucking taste in CC holy fucking shit
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>>171523121
>>171520218

You guys are newbs. Would not play even gold with you.
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>>171525537
It is retarded, and it's real. I can't remember where I read / watched it, so you'll have to google it if you're interested.
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>>171525393
Can you export some of our homegrown memes to the Soviet Union?
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Is anyone able to stay in the Presson Dunes? I get rekt by radiation and I don't know how to fix it.
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>>171525537
Gaider's gone now, so maybe there's a chance in DA4.
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>>171525690
Isn't this ableism against people with conditions like dwarfism? What a shitlord.
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>US PRIME TIME
>poltard shot the thread whining about aliens and sjws
Really makes you think
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>>171525640
No need, many slavs are here. Watching your every move.
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wait the asaris are dead? wtf
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>>171525690

Why'd they make her so cute then?
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Anyone else play the mass effect games because it's basically a friendship/adventure simulator?
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>>171525797
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>>171525801
Does that mean Autistic Sara and Genocidal Vetra memes are already there?
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>>171525569
Are you retarded? its not about how we would deal with an alien attack, Ryder is comparing an injured unarmed man being executed to an aggressive alien incursion. But then again the character was male so his very existence would be considered aggressive
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>>171525896
>Genocidal Vetra
Not this one, nope
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>>171525861
RED JENNYED
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>>171525690
>they look like 14 year old girls

I don't see the problem?
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>>171525880
just play p4 if you need friends
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>>171525915
>implying drumfplets wouldn't do the same out of fear of aliens being better than them because they are so ignorant and simplistic
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>>171525951
Shame, that was the best one.

What about Big Cock Cora?
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>>171525987

Of fucking course they made her a lesbian
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>>171525817
>>
In celebration of Andromeda's release I'd like to remind everybody you can get Witcher 3 and both it's expansions for $30 right now on GOG.
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>>171526049
>What about Big Cock Cora?
I guess that's a no too
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>>171526149
anon, but I don't like teenage male power fantasies
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>>171526235
then why are you in /meg/
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>>171526125
wew thanks, there's still hope.
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>>171526149
>can't even be gay

No thanks.
>>
>the human ark is the only one to show up with little to no problems

truly we are the master race
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>>171526282
still don't understand how every fucking vessel crashed into the scourge.
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>>171526235
>doesn't like power fantasies
>plays Mass Effect
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>>171525470
Sadly, it's not even that crazy. Shepard was the galaxy's most important person. And in synthesis or control outcome, it's not that big of a stretch for his existence to get prolonged via Reaper tech (mind upload, mind copying, straight up soft sci-fi solution to mortality that only gets applied to Shepard). This is a series where he dies at the beginning of a game so he can be immediately (from the player perspective) brought back to life, after all.
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>>171525605
>putting full 51 days into a tagged on multiplayer coop shooter against bots
nothing to be proud of really.
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>>171526149
>no manly aliens
>no gay romance
>forced disgusting straight shit
>female whores
>main character is an ugly angry white Slav simpleton
No thanks
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>>171526282
>>171526371
>implying it wasn't cerberus sabotage
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>>171526282
More like PLOT Armour.
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>>171526371
Its something they never expected to be there and its all over the place i assume, its easy to get caught by surprise.
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Could Ryder take The Inquisitor in a fight?
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>>171526442
Geralt is handsome af

Pleb
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>>171526027
>It's okay that they did bad things because I think other would do the same
you're an idiot.
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>>171526525
What class?
>>
If we can't kill __Tann I'll be pissed.
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>>171526539
>generic brain dead muscle male power fantasy
Garrus is handsome, Kaidan is handsome, a musclefag retard is not handsome
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>>171526282
Honestly a story where Humans were the invading evil aliens would have been an AMAZING concept to explore in a video game setting, and would have provided the social commentary that Biowarw gets off on.

>Showing up on Alien planet, taking it over and putting the natives on reservations based on unimportant land.

The whole time your character is forced to make these real moral choices to put his own people before aliens, or perhaps funnel weapons to alien rebels who are resisting the human migration.

But no, it'll be shit.
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>>171526279
>what is Regis x Geralt
fuck off biodrone
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>>171526606
Mage probably, I can't picture Inquisitor as anything else.

Though the question makes me wonder how powerful the Inquisitor would be with a SAM to let him change classes constantly.
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>>171526125
>rescue
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>>171526379
I play Mass Effect to live as a demure girl who gets used by everyone.
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>>171526379
I think we've learned to be selectively ignorant of content, otherwise there wouldn't be a lot of things to enjoy, except the first two Fallout games and Undertale.
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Okay guys, lets get real, who's dick do i have to suck to get a free game here?
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>>171526704
>not rescuing the asari so that all the other MW aliens can see how useless they fucking are without their prothean tech cache
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>>171526597
>wah wah y u no let me to masturbate to race to feel better about my pathetic self
>omg you totally excuse them, omg you traitor
Stop crying faggot, it isn't surprising nor it means anything, if you are so pathetic you need to masturbate about race because you feel weak compared to the kett psychologically you are a simpleton with no self awareness.

No surprise, it is ameridumb hour
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>>171526371
If you talk to your pilot about it he explains that the scourge is so present that he had to train other pilots on "hazard" flying just to make something as simple as a supply run. Apparently it was all over where the arks were supposed to come out.
>>
>that entire final boss and mission
What did I just watch
How did we get all the way from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjvIktQ5J_g to this
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>>171526720
>short hair
>used by anyone
I guess thats why you keep it to fantasy.
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>>171526659

I'd play it
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>>171526797
>not killing the parasites before they spawnmore by mating the MW aliens
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>>171526539
Incorrect
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>>171526795
reddit > "Just found out my mum has cancer" story > get free gaem
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>>171526525

Which Ryder? I know Scott wouldn't have any qualms about putting the whole Inquisition to the torch.

Sara, on the other hand...
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>>171526992
That's just pathetic, even by 4chan standards.
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>>171524730
>Let me remind you
Cora is TIM's daughter and is a hidden Cerberus agent.
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>>171526992
iirc this worked in the Overwatch reddit
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>>171526909
Sorry poll proved most people would prefer to be born as asari
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>>171526849
Pandering to the cod community was a mistake.
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>>171527034
Are you new here or something?
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>>171527121
No, been here for years.
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>>171527082
No she isn't.

He was his son but always felt like a woman, the issue is his father was a controlling asshole and didn't let him do shit, so he used andromeda to escape and become the woman he always wanted to be.
That also explains her feminine penis.
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>>171526810
>Completely ignore the original point that was made and argue over stupid /pol/ shit you brought into the coversation
>resorts to personal attacks on an anonymous poster because you don't have a counter argument
weak
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>>171526992
>hey reddit, just found out my mom has brain cancer. Love from Germany! Please give free ME:A copy so I can roleplay as a girl who wants to fuck black guys and aliens.
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>>171527102
Well, why wouldn't you want to be a parasite? If you were a gold digger who married nothing but Volus, you'd easily become a trillionaire over your lifetime.
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>>171525470

Reapers were interested in Shepard.

Every cycle they make one Reaper from one race.

So if IT is true there is a human Reaper out there and I don't see why they wouldn't give it Shepard's personality traits.
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>>171527082

You'd think if that was the case they'd at least put in minimum effort and at least changer her last name
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>>171526998
Yeah if the Inquisition has legos they'll distract her.
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>>171527298
>it actually thought it had a point and wasn't simply cucked by his feelings to create this belief in order to feel,better about his sad self
Kek
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>>171526992
But I made few pictures here. DIDN'T I DESERVE SOMETHING AFTER ALL I'VE DONE?!
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>>171527102
Well, lets put this to a poll as well.

Genocide the Asari?
http://poal.me/g6u77t
http://poal.me/g6u77t
http://poal.me/g6u77t
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Which one is more advanced, Normandy SR2 or Tempest?
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>>171526670
It's Dettlaff x Regis. Fuck outta here.
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If the reapers are made out of harvested species, which reaper is made of protheans?
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>>171527501
That isn't a non biased poll, I support asari genocide because they are fucking whores
>peepoo tries to steal,your Jaal husbando
>Lexi tries to steal your drakk husbando
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>>171527526
Depends on by what measure. An apt metaphor would be the SR2 is the Enterprise and the Tempest is the Voyager.

The Tempest is ultimately a scout/science vessel. It's pretty fucking fast, though, I think it's the fastest ship in the alliance.
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>>171525690
Does he realize that dwarves actually exist?
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>>171527526
SR2 has reaper tech in the ME2 upgrades, and it has that quantum communication thingy, so it has to be more advanced
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>>171527526

The Tempest doesn't have any weapons, does it? Even so, a fully upgraded Alliance SR-2 definitely has it beat.
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>>171526149
>paying for a game with no drm

Already pirated them last year.
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>>171527526
Why are you comparing a frigate to a civilian scouting vessel?

It's like saying "which is more advanced, a Perry-class frigate or a Thompson-class research vessel?"
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>>171527627
Probably one of the capital ships.
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>Loved the Phalanx in previous games
>the exploring frontier with a space revolver appeals to me on so many levels though
>compare the weapons

Phalanx:
Damage: 92
Clip Size: 12
Damage per clip: 1104
Rate of Fire: ~3.2 rps
DPS: ~294

Sidewinder:
Damage: 106
Clip Size: 6
Damage per clip: 636
Rate of Fire: ~2.6 rps
DPS: ~275

These numbers don't make sense to me, unless there's a rhythm to firing the weapons that I just don't have. The Sidewinder should have a faster fire rate, but doesn't appear to in testing.

So the Phalanx edges out the Sidewinder, except in single shot damage, but it's easier to build. So the Sidewinder appears to be a weapon for those that are highly accurate, except it has a LOWER accuracy than the Phalanx. Not only that, if you wanted a single high damage shot pistol wouldn't you just get the Carnefix?

I just want to be a space cowboy, BioWare. Why do you do make all the other weapons better?
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>>171525797

my first thought at seeing that picture is why do all those lesbians support trump
>>
PB is pretty cute bros
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>>171527627

They tried to make big squid Reaper out of Protheans but failed for some reason.
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>>171526670
>implying RegisxDettlaff isn't superior and canon
plebs in denial need not apply
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>>171528104
you can tell we're near launch when the normies start flocking in.
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People have the ending up but not the raptor fucking? Unacceptable senpai.
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Is the /v/ hate justified? It's pretty much a 1/10 over there.
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>>171516601
>when you see the Lego isle
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>>171528181
w-what, ending? seriously?
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>>171528139
>>171527621
please
https://youtu.be/SF3Z0Xbn6fE
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>>171528269
If /v/ hates something, it's probably good.
>>
Semiauto weapons in this game trigger me, why's there no input buffer? If i spam click it should fire at its fastest rate possible.

Also I hate how putting a scope on a gun forces scope zoom instead of keeping it third person.
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>>171528181
How bad is the ending?
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>>171528416
>I hate how putting a scope on a gun makes me use the scope on the gun

then.... don't?
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>10 minutes into Lego and chill and she gives you this look
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>>171528409
This
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>>171528409
*except for Bioware games
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>>171526657
Tumblr pls
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>>171528364
K Y S
Y
S
Retarded pleb taste detected.
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>>171528493
But then I don't get +accuracy bonus
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>>171526849

Where was that? Could you at least tell us what the final mission is?
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>>171528556
FUCK YOU AND YOUR EMO VAMPIRE
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>>171528025
Sidewinder also has the same reload animation as normal pistols.
It triggers me.
>>
>this explorer perk
Fuck your walls I go were I want.
>>
SORRY LADS, I SEEM TO HAVE STEPPED IN TO THE WITCHER GENERAL. I CAN'T SEE ANY FEMTURS OR QUARIANS HERE, ONLY TWO FUCKWITS TALKING ABOUT THEIR SLAV WELFARE MONEY GAMES
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>>171528513
Should not want
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>>171528694
>Sidewinder also has the same reload animation as normal pistols.
why are they so fucking lazy?
>>
Cora MILF, apparently.
>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/MXN/497233/Kora-Milf
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>>171528025
sidewinder is absolute shit.
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>>171528181
SERIOUSLY THIS

POST RAPTOR FUCKING NOW
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>>171528850
>shit gun
>shit girl
Huh.
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>>171528438

It's okay anon. Kinda like DA:O - the bad guys get rekt and everyone smiles at how good things will be.

Presumably in the next game it will all go to shit.
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>>171528513
>she'll never ride your dick, dozens of half completed starships and loose bricks encircling you like orbiting space debris
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>>171528975
>next game
>sub 60 metacritic score awaiting
>>
HALF A DAY LEFT GET HYPE

I don't know what to do with myself until then.
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>>171528825
>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/MXN/497233/Kora-Milf

0/10 would not fap
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>>171529117
refresh /meg/ for 12hours
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>>171529117
drink until you forget what time it is, wake up and play.
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You have 30 seconds to explain why you are not playing as femryder
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>>171529272

But I am?
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>>171528920
>>171528181

Game comes out tomorrow, why not just wait and play it yourself?
>>
https://youtu.be/EydWYhnrKeQ?t=58s

I wasn't aware Krogan held their weapons with telepathy.
>>
>>171529272
I have a 3 incher :(
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>>171529272
I can't romance Gil as her.
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>>171529024
A well deserved one tho.
>>
So do the Ryder twins really call Peebee by her real name?
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>>171529272
Because I'm waifuing Vetra and a really tall and strong yet shy girl paired with a smaller guy is my fetish.
>>
>>171528409
Are biodrones really this blind?
>>
>>171529272
Because I'm not autistic
>>
>favorite RPG VTMB nov 2004
>new favorite RPG DA:O nov 2009
>new favorite RPG Witcher 3 may 2015
Does that mean i'll get my new favorite RPG in 2020?
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>>171529272
Because I self insert as myself, and I look pretty male :3
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>>171529629
My nigga.
They are so appealing.
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Just saw the ending, pretty fucking basic, but I guess it was nice enough.
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>>171529647
You've never been to /v/ have you?
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>>171529723
I didn't know Bioware snuck in a bighead mode. That was nice of them.
>>
>>171529804
>>171529629

Disgusting betas
>>
>All this talk about the ending
Time to abandon meg for a week till I finish the game I guess
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>>171529828

ME:A isn't in bighead mode, just that the other games were in smallhead mode.
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>>171529272

I need to kiss Cora's nose and eat her asshole.
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>>171529812
I guess they can't risk pulling off ME3 again lel.
>>
Here is what I don't get. Why not just use DA: I's character creator? It was fine. The new one is shit. Legit the first Bioware game where I am playing a default hero because I just straight up cannot make a good Ryder.
>>
>>171530273
you don't like playing as someone wearing a rubber minority skin mask?
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>>171522407
sell a kidney on the black market.
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>>171530273
The ME CCs were always the poor, ugly cousin of the DA CCs
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>>171529903
>eat her asshole
Patrician taste.
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>>171526816
>helping out the other pilots in getting through the Scourge
Kallo continues to be best boy

With the possibility of no m/m romance with Jaal, He might be the only reason I still want to play SP at all.
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>>171529903
I'd rather kiss Cora's asshole and eat her nose.
>>
>>171529886
>>171530243
you fellas got a link?
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>>171530379
This made me laugh thanks anon
>>171530386
Yeah but at least my custom Shepard looked like a human fucking being. The worst thing about the ME creator was the weird cheekbone slant.
>>171530409
I legit wish I could gaymance Kallo
>>
>>171530273
Even going back all the way to the DAO CC would offer more options than this piece of shit. Still difficult as fuck to make anything even somewhat attractive with sliders, much more so when all the presets are designed to make a statement about 'unrealistic beauty standards' in vidya.
>>
>>171530447

Just saw it on a stream

Nothing much happens the Hyperion crashes into a planet and you fight the Archon in a big metal thing and then you all survive and live happily ever after
>>
>>171530386
I find it peculiar that the less popular Dragon Age series has a B-team assigned to it while fucking Mass Effect gets a C-team.
Not that I'm complaining.
>>
>>171529854
>not wanting to climb a tall girl who lacks confidence and tell her she is beautiful.
>>
>>171530615
>the Hyperion crashes into a planet
You mean the Tempest, right? Hyperion is the human ark that docked into the Nexus.
>>
>>171529272
im a self-incertfag
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>>171530530
>I legit wish I could gaymance Kallo
Me too he's snarky but sweet.

Maybe next time if there is one, for now I just want to get to know him.
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>yfw Autism and Incest saved this game
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>>171524467
>>
>>171530836
No, I really mean the Hyperion. I didn't see what happened to cause that, but it's definitely the Hyperion that crashes. It's probably an outcome of the space battle in the trailers.
>>
eend of game stream here.

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=J49x8sVQVyE
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>>171530934
I would have loved if that had the balls to take that angle. Make the big moral crux around colonialism: the Pathfinders think the MW is fucked, so they have to decide whether they're going to try to integrate or whether they just say fuck it and start conquering places to make room for their MW alliance.

That would have been awesome.
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>>171530973
Okay, thanks anon.
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>start ME3
>Liara goes from a B cup to an E cup
>she's a scientist again
>Anderson is an Admiral even though he was the counselor
>a mexican guy is following me for some reason
>the reapers somehow got out of dark space
>mfw

Did I miss something by not playing the ME2 DLC or will this be explained later?
>>
>>171531187
just play the fucking game you faggot
>>
>>171530427
>>171529903
If I play this game, if, I will romance and vigorously fuck Cora as broRyder for no other reason than because of all the tears that were spilt when it came out that Cora isn't gay.

>muh sekrit haircut
>muh bait and switch
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>>171531135
That's wrongthink tho.
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>>171529460
This desu
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>>171531187
Yeah the ME2 DLC directly leads in to ME3. You blow up a relay to try to keep the reapers in darkspace but it only delays them.
>>
>>171531187
The reapers decided to take the long way round from dark space, the rest is just the game
>>
>>171528025
>I just want to be a space cowboy, BioWare.
>with the arc laid back and the krogan bros.
>cowboy, BioWare, milky way chillin' with some Blast Oh's.
>I wanna be a space cowboy, BioWare, making landfall at night cuz I slept all year,
>cowboy, BioWare, I can smell asari from the stratosphere.
>>
>>171531187
>>Liara goes from a B cup to an E cup
This is a problem how?
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>"Can you tell me another story about The Shepard?"
>>
>>171531397
Yes I like smaller boobs, that's why I picked Liara in ME1 and Jack in ME2
>>
>>171531439
He banged okay?
>>
>>171531187

>>Anderson is an Admiral even though he was the counselor
Anderson/Udina explains that Anderson got tired of the job and Udina thought it'd be better for him to take over while Anderson goes back to the Alliance where he's more appreciated
>>a mexican guy is following me for some reason
James is just one of the soldiers you met on earth during your incarceration, he's just an implication.
>>the reapers somehow got out of dark space
In the ME2 DLC Arrival you destroy one of the mass relays that the Reapers were planning on using to start their invasion of the galaxy, in turn, they basically had to go "on foot" which is why it took like 6 months, and is also why you were incarcerated, because when you blew the relay up it also destroyed a Batarian inhabited planet.
>>
>>171531323
So we can save them. Good I was hopng they weren't comatose the entire game. I wonder if they say anything about who you romance. Also

C U T E
>>
What is Jaal's background? He kinda gives off "closet prince" vibes
>>
>>171531456
>I like smaller boobs

What, do you like dick?
>>
https://files.catbox.moe/w3lt83.webm
What the fuck
>>
>>171531118
its basically the same shitty DAI ending
>>
IM IN LOVE

https://files.catbox.moe/w3lt83.webm
>>
>>171531315
It would have been interesting to see and play. Choose between what you know will work and what you think might work makes for fun pressure.

nuBioware would have fucked it up and made you evul for conquering, but something that treated the idea realistically and let the consequences of both situations play out? That'd be slick.
>>
>>171531495
>"So, bro... I hear you fucked a raptor?"

>"Yeah."

>"...why?"
>>
>>171531515
I don't mind it but I prefer girls

Please stop bullying
>>
>>171531480
>Reapers cross hundreds of thousands, if not a million, lightyears in six months.
>>
>>171531524
>>171531579
>Anal with Cora
>>
>>171531498

He's apparently from a pretty famous Angaran family, probably the same situation as like, the primarch's son in 3 except Jaal isn't a useless waste of space who's only good to die for the cause.
>>
>>171531323

Get the fuck out of my bed, Scott.
>>
>>171531323
>autist trying to wake her brother so he can see her new lego collection
>>
>>171531498
What, like he's angaran royalty? I don't know, but I wouldn't doubt it considering he seems to have been designed to be the ultimate husbando material.
>>
>>171531456
>Yes I like smaller boobs
Why not just fuck men? You're into women that look like men, so it's not a big jump.
>>
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>>171531456
>Jack in ME2
good boy
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>>171531524
>>171531579
A U T I S M
N
A
L
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>>171531498
They said in his intro video that he's a member of a prominent angaran military family and everyone expects a lot from him.
>>
>>171531614

They had already come through dark space before Arrival, it'd just taken them that long to get to the relay closest to dark space.
>>
>>171515113
I'd be more worried about the food being dextro-based.

>>171531524
>>171531579
>When voice acting is scheduled before the animation work but the animators don't even.
>>
>>171531524
Reminds me of Ashley's Steeeeeeeeeeve scream
>>
>>171531524
>>171531579
why does it always look like shes pooping?
>>
Fuck that ending
>>
>>171531586
"You're gay, Scott?"
"Wasn't it obvious"
>>
new thread?
>>
>>171531524
>>171531579
The more I see of this game, the less I'm interested in playing it. I don't know that I can justify spending 60 bucks on ironic keks.
>>
New thread


>>171531750
>>171531750
>>171531750
>>
>>171531847
yeah it was bland af
>>
>>171529117
mass effect sfm
>>
i hate the nickname peebee i hope they usually call her pelessaria
>>
>>171532051

peepoo
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>>171529903
me too desu
>>
>>171531791
https://youtu.be/7k2U9KgnOTs?t=39
God, I forgot how funny that was.
>>
>>171532471

What triggers the last one? That is the scene I got in my game.
>>
>>171531524
jesus christ
>>
>>171528767
That's good, focus on the positive side of things.

No matter how inferior of a product, Mass Effect can always say it has a bigger budget than the Witcher.
>>
>>171528325
whats with the adams apple and the vein? lol
>>
>>171522816
It's too videogame-y.
>>
When is shadman going to make MEA porn?
>>
>>171525605
Do you have everything or are you still not done?
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>>171531847
You'll have to be a little more specific with this series.

>>171531868
You know... come on...
>>
>>171521585
Thats mai blueberry :3
>>
>>171533674
ME porn is best had animated.
>>
>>171515957

get that bara bullshit outta here its worse than this "twink" bullshit that comes round every 3 years or so
>>
So when can I load up a VPN and play the game early? How many hours?
>>
>>171517936

fucking east coast

there's 24 hours to goooooo fUCK
>>
>>171526149
>>171526279

yeah what he said
>>
>>171526670

if it's not canon I don't give a shit

go back to tumblr
>>
>>171529272

is it so wrong to want to be gay with male aliens in space anon?
>>
>>171530409

why can i not fuck kallo
why can I not gaymance kallo
WHY CAN I NOT HAVE GAY ALIEN SEX WITH KALLO

jesus h christ first we can't fuck dwarves so not varric and now we still can't fuck salarians so both Mordin and Kallo have to go without a dicking from yours truly

is there no decent person in all of Bioware why does this keep HAPPENING
>>
holy FUCK mass effect one is hard as fuck

barely made it to virmire and i keep getting literally raped by krogan. why the fuck do I just die in like two fucking shots REEEEEEEEEE
>>
anyone else getting serious npc, foliage, rocks, containers, and shadow pop-ins on ps4?
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