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Dont Let Your Dreams be Dreams edition

>FAQs and General Info
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>Warhammer introduction to MP Lords and Heroes
http://pastebin.com/hPkPujTB

>Steam Groups
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
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Mods -- http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications
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1st for silly grudges
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GOBBOS
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Complete the System of German Idealism
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>>171365651
>Reward - Treasury: +2
Good shit, the game should have way more of these little nonsensical fucking dwarf grudges that only happen because they're a race of mountain autists
That's really good flavor
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>>171365651
Absolutely disgusting
Can't wait to eradicate the Dwarfs as Druchii and show High Elf cuckolds how they should have handled the War of the Beard
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>>171365807
Like there should 100% be a grudge for when you open the diplomacy screen and the random quote that the faction greets you with is somehow inflammatory
You do your diplomacy, reach your deals, then when you walk off Thorgrim just calmly writes "These fuckers don't respect the Dawi, let's raid and sack some shit up" because he heard some servant call him a fatass while talking to his servant friends or something
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and this is the moment i realized welfs are the master race
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>there are people who play as elves
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Rock the boat!
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>2018
>time to boot up Warhammer again, start as Franzy
>pretty typical game, wipe out separatists then conduct some diplomacy...
>turn start; oh boy!, finished the 5% reduced recruitment cost for pistoliers tech!
>confederate a few minor provinces, end the turn...

>a Skaven incursion has surfaced in Altforf
"Summon th-"
>Vlad and his 7 LL's invade Stirland
"I s-said sum-"
>A Greenskin Waaagh appears for Gorbad
"ah um, elect-"
>Malakith's black ark crashes into Marienburg
"ELECTOR"
>your ally Marius Leitdorf has declared war on the Dwarfs
"By Sigmar, No!"
>Mazdamundi has called a crusade on mankind for the great plan
"ahhhhhhh......"
>Warriors of Chaos have invited their woodelf allies to declare war on you
"COUNTS"
>High Elves have emerged from their Phoenix Path, do you wish to intercept?
"I am prince and-"
>Gelt gets nerfed
"emperor..."
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It is now March. Athel Loren grows restive, casting aside the austere serenity of Gaurach-DĂșin. The boughs and brambles tremble, and through the glades and hollows the spites whisper of Spring.

The Eternal Queen, recumbent in her pleasure, awaits the attentions of her rejuvenated Consort-King. The first outriding of the cycle yields rich game, youths flush with the iridescent bloom of pox and prepubescence. Cherry blossoms flutter their brief glories across the Eternal Realm. And still more. The fey giggle of a return, a recovery of what was once lost. The sacred trustees, deputized by their Queen to carry out the vulgar realities of reign, are poised to return from the Dreaming Wood.

Sisters of Twilight Soon.
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>>171366663
You forget a Slann teleporting his army into Altdorf
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G O B L I N S
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>>171366663
"BEASTMAN."
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>>171366663
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED EMPIRE PLAYERS
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>>171366581
As the old Russian saying goes - beer without vodka is money wasted.
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>>171366920
more like the fun has just begun
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>Total War: China

fuck yes
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>>171366706
>Sisters of Twilight Soon.
kek
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>>171367341
Fuck no
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Are expensive lords worth it for MP? I feel like they aren't.
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>>171367210
Well, we'll get to see just how versatile and resourceful the empire really is
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>>171367341
It's interesting, I don't know if it is due to crossover or coincidence that the Mountain Blade general has had vocal members wanting China content too.
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>>171367672
Always, i never go MP without my nigga Skarsnik.
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>>171366571
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>>171367341
m8 total war doesn't even get translated to orange
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How do you even fight Archaon without his other two Chaos stacks tearing you a new one after you battle him? Like, they never fucking split apart or something. I managed to win against him using Lightning Strike but suddenly, next turn I've got everyone up my rectum.
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>>171367878
>How do you even fight Archaon without his other two Chaos stacks tearing you a new one after you battle him?

Bring your own spare stacks. Make them be the ones shitting themselves running away from you.
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>>171367341
Only interesting if it includes South East Asia
I want to play as Lan Xang madmen and Burmese warrior states and all that fun stuff
Also wars over who gets to keep White Elephants sound fun
>Around the same time a white elephant had been captured and brought to King Chakkaphat. The elephant was recognized as a symbol of kingship throughout Southeast Asia and LĂȘ ThĂĄnh TĂŽng requested the animal's hair to be brought as a gift to the ĐáșĄi Việt court. The request was seen as an affront, and according to legend a box filled with dung was sent instead. The pretext having been set, a massive Viet force marched in five columns to subdue Muang Phuan, and was met with a Lan Xang force of 200,000 infantry and 2,000 elephant cavalry in support which was led by the crown prince and three supporting generals.[28]
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>>171367740
Caster lords are clear enough, but what about fighty lords, like Karl or Durthu?
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Archaon looks so dumb on his fat little horse
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>>171366581
Don't you need whiskey for boilermakers?
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>>171367341
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Goblin Dabbing
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>>171368145
He's just so happy that he spent his life doing what he loved.

Riding a giant spider and stabbing people.
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>>171368031
It's just brits being brits. In Russia we call beer with vodka "yorsh" - ruffe (after a type of fish).
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>>171367341
>absolutely nothing but chariots, crossbows and spearmen
No. Just, fuck no.

Renaissance is objectively the single greatest time period for a TW game.
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>>171368268
30 years war WHEN
I want sectarian Christian wars NOW
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>>171368215
If Kislev is ever expanded on they need to have a ton of Vodka related stuff.
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>>171367716
Wow it's almost as if White countries have allowed mass Chinese immigration and a new generation of Chinese have been raised to speak English from birth and are now using the internet to share their excitement at computer games that appeal to their racial identity in the Anglo tongue
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>>171367716
4chan is filled with weebs
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>>171368673
I think thats probably bullshit.

Chinese history is not very well represented in western media, so people tend to get excited for new and interesting content.

Who the fuck looks forward to total war games based on "racial identity"?
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>>171366770
G O B L I N S you say? My knights seem to always encounter them underfoot, or underhoof rather. :^)
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>>171368905
>so people tend to get excited for new and interesting content.
Renaissance > China for new, exciting and different content
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>all these people wanting china total war

just play peasant mob-only bretonnia, have you seen their military history? it's pretty accurate
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As Beastmen, is it always best to eliminate Tilea and defile it in the first five or so turns? I've tried moving to Tilia but I got caught and butchered, I went into Carcassone and Orion stampeded out of Athel Loren to protect his Waifu.
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>>171368959
Plus if CA wants a game about chinese history to actually sell in China itself they would have to comply with a ridiculous and absurd amount of censorship.
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>>171369085
Eliminate Estalia even, fuck it's early.
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>>171369040
Fucking this.
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>>171369040
my favorite part of romanticized chinese history is all the legendary battles they won... against other chinese
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>>171369085
Destroy your second horde (after transferring the troops of course), raze both estalian towns for money (always get the money) and move on, either to Tilea or Carcassonne. If you hold down the right mouse button while issuing a move order you can see how much movement you have left, use this to move 75% at a time, then use the hidden camp to evade potential enemy stacks. This hidden camp movement is the most essential part of playing beastmen.
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>>171369402
>Destroy your second horde
You should never under any circumstance destroy a horde, the pop cost wasted is enormous.
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>>171369524
2 pop for the second one is fucking nothing. It only takes 6 pop to enlist the third one and you'll never be doing that anyway because of the insane upkeep.
That's what worked for me in my legendary beastmen playthrough, shit allows you to minimise upkeep in the early stages of the game and get the ball rolling a lot easier.
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>>171368673
If I wasn't anglo like fuck I'd maybe believe you.
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>>171369085
The only thing that is best for you memeing shitbags is to die like the vermin that you are against the glorious armies of the empire of man. Pee and Poo on this you little faggots.
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>>171369524
Second Horde is great as a bait too, encamp your main horde, then raid with your second one (to keep its fightiness up), then when enemy army comes up to have some fun, BAM swoop in with your main horde. That also means your second horde develops buildings and growth, and you can swap in a proper LL when necessary too I think (I never tried this, I'm attached to regular ol' Ghoros Heartrender)
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I had an idea for an TW:Warhammer Empire campaign where I subjugate each of the Empire's provinces instead of capturing them.

Has anyone tried this before?
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>>171369619
>insane upkeep.
I think you're just absolute shit at TWW if you cant figure out what raiding stance is
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>>171369750
This does NOT have my consent
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>>171368959
It would be nice to see more love for pike and shot.
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>>171369802
Raiding still doesn't cover the upkeep of a proper horde, and it makes you visible and highly vulnerable to enemy attacks. And you know how AI in this game is, marching it's stacks across the continents just to fuck you up. With one horde start you can go entire game without raiding at all, just marching from town to town and sacking them, amassing unholy piles of money before recruiting a second horde (you will have to raid a lil' bit because the victory condition requires it).
I just prefer being sneaky to raiding, shit's a lot safer and it worked fine for me.
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>>171368959
>>171369868

There is at least one, if not more pike & shot games on Steam. The Chinese ones are all indie titles at best.
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>>171370120
How many of these pike and shot games have the tactical battles combined with a campaign map like total war has though? I mean the period of european history where the christian faith was absolutely predominant is not my favorite part of european history, but at the same time we have yet to get a pike and shot game done in the total war style to the best of my knowledge.
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>>171370120
We can agree that we need more of both >:D
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>>171370120
Because its a shit setting no one wants to play

>>171370039
I think ill take my two legendary campaign finishes over your normal only plays thanks
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>>171370120
All i want is RotK X with a translated PuK. As far as three kingdoms goes, i don't think TW can capture the interesting parts of the period particularly well. I wouldn't be against a China DLC, but dunno about a full game around them.

Also the aptly named Pike and Shot: Campaigns is pretty damn good for anyone interested in that.
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>>171370414
>Because its a shit setting no one wants to play
Then I guess we shouldn't do anything new, time for a Med3, Shogun3 and Rome 3!
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>>171370414
It's almost like there's more than one viable way to play the race. And I mentioned playing them on Legendary this way in previous posts.
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How come Napoleon is the only tw game with good battle maps? all the others have had terrible maps, which is a particular shame in case of warhammer, because its fantasy and could have gone truly crazy with its maps
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>>171370514
>China is a shit setting therefore everything is!
No, China is a shit setting. Period. End of discussion.


The Renaissance on the other hand is a fucking amazing, and infinitely better than anything that ever happened in China
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>>171366571
>there are people that unironically play as the race of butthurt manlets
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>>171370607
No, The Renaissance is a shit setting. Period. End of discussion.
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>>171370490
I'd probably be pretty happy with a good RotK with proper translation.

I'm not sure what about China would make it harder to do than other games.
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>>171370532
Nice, who did you steal the screenshot from?

Yeah look mate you're obvious shite, there is no way you ever completed a normal campaign, let alone a L one.

No more replies for you, actually play the game before you post.
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>>171370641
Nice try
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>>171370642
It's like one autist who starts screeching hysterically whenever China gets mentioned. Probably got cucked by a gook or something.
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>>171370607
The implication is that it being a shit setting is why it doesn't sell. If the Renaissance was so exciting there should be dozens of games by this reasoning.

Your insistence that 200 years of European history is more exciting than 2000+ years of Chinese history is either staggeringly ignorant or deliberately juvenile.

>>171370490
>Pike and Shot: Campaigns
Yeah, is pretty good.

>>171370741
I see, you're just a retard.
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>>171370741
we don't need China when we're already getting Skaven in the next total war. Too much overlap.
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>>171370741
its more then one, I don't want china total war too, I really don't give a flying fuck about chingchangchongs, I barely managed to get about 60 hours out of nips, and I care even less about chinks

its a shit period, its a shit culture, and its a dumb fucking idea for a total war game, I don't want to see fucking chinese LL's killing billions of chinese dirt farmers, like in their crappy movies
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>>171366094

This.

Wild riders are by far the coolest unit in the game, disagree? You're wrong.
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>>171370514
>>Rome 3
This wouldn't be a bad idea for various reasons.
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>>171370858
It might come as a shock to you, but not everyone shares your opinion.
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>>171370741
China is a shit setting get the fuck over it chink
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>>171370912
Nah. The coolest unit in the setting are those dwarf flamethrower dudes who can make entire enemy lines chain rout with one or two bursts of flame from the flank.
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>>171370916
and it might come as a shock to you, but the vast majority shares it, the tiny loud minority on 4chin is in no way a representative of the population at large, notice how games like Rome2 and Med2 are much more popular and more played than Shogun, you know why? because most of the playerbase is white people who like games centred around their region and their culture

and Shogun at least had the appeal of muh samurai for the weebs, what the heck do the chinks have?
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>>171370539

I think that Warhammer is my favourite TW, I find it almost endlessly replayable but I fully agree with you here. Pretty much all the battle maps are evidence of a significant lack of imagination. It's a shame that in a fantasy setting of giants, daemons and magic, the terrain seems boring compared to all the other features of the game.

>Legendary

Good memories from this campaign. This particular episode was a testament to how important lightning strike is. I beat every single orc army with Thorgrim's army alone.
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>>171371041
> what the heck do the chinks have?
Literally nothing, for thousands of years their combat was just spears and swords. The only military development was chariots and crossbows.

One of the worst settings for TW.
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>>171371080
>The only military development was chariots and crossbows
What about gunpowder?
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>>171371080
They invented mortars.
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>>171370539
I really wish there was more variety in terrain, especially in WH.
Ruins creating chokepoints, old walls cutting off parts off the map (potentially destroyable with siege equipment/monsters) and so on. There's tons of potential for more than hills/plains and the occasional tree.
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Do the DLC sale even drop further? (like 30`40% off)
Havent finished Bret campaign so I am holding off for now
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>>171371070
I am not even knocking on just warhammer, literally every, single one of the tw games, with the exception of Nappy has terrible maps

its just flat fields, with minimal impassable terrain, no special features, sometimes you have a forest and thats it. When fighting in the mountain passes I want a narrow pass to defend, I want terrain with clifs and sharp turns, and impassable terrain all over the place, if they did that there would me more to tactics than just hammer and anvil
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>>171371080
>I don't know anything about the subject, but I'm against it!

Fuck people.

I'm fine with the other guy "I'd rather have Pike & Shot over China" as I would rather have China over Pike & Shot. Either works though.

Some of you though, it's like TW: China would rape and murder your mom.
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That was fucking awesome.
If the AI was smart enough to deploy next to his reinforcements I would have died for sure but I made Vlad waver over and over.
Kekler came into the fray and died in 2 volleys from 3 of my crossbows. I have no idea how it happened. I watched the first volley take away the first 1/8 of his health and then focused back on Vlad. Then Kekler's army comes marching in single file and I line my crossbows up on the sides and kill away. I've never seen my army rally so many times. I even charged the crossbows in after they were out of ammo and they rallied after routing.
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>>171371175
They invented gun powder and did jack fucking shit with it
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Did they announce when they'd say more about the historical title?
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WE ARE SIGMAR'S ASS

RETREAT
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>>171371007

Yeah well You're absolutely entitled to your opinion friend and I admit those are some cool unit but wild riders can't be topped for me, I've always loved the idea of stag mounts
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>people are still having this china v renaissance debate
>comparing peasant warfare v the most diverse time of human warfare
I dont know, I guess /twg/ is just filled with retards who think Shogun; Chinese edition would be fun.

Just play Shogun 2 with a Chinese skin mod, literally the same thing. Cant get anything even close to the diversity of Renaissance in TW at the moment mod or otherwise. Plus they've already said they are going to use the unique and powerful characters of TWW in the historical title, can you image how awful a Chinese version of that would be?
>here is a guy with a bonus to peasant warfare
>and here is another guy, his bonus is also peasant warfare
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>>171371419
Such asspain combined with such little knowledge is just bizarre.

Why get so angry about something you clearly know nothing about?
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>>171371469
They already have said more
https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/192834/what-the-teams-are-working-on-17-03-2017/p1?new=1
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>>171371007
irondrakes with flamethrowers suck major dick though

the trollhammer torpedoes are useful at least against flanking heavy cav
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>>171371635
that's entirely unfair to shogun 2, don't put uninteresting china and samurai warfare in the same boat, one has a clear distinction between warrior elites and rising peasant levies, technological innovations, religious influences, and a wide tactical flexibility
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>>171371703
>was literally a mistake when they developed it
>made cannons, really shit rifles, and awful rockets
Yeah, na.
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>>171371703
>keeps calling people butthurt for pointing out china is a bad setting for TW
>provides no reasoning as to why it would be good
So really you're just agreeing with everyone

>>171371791
You're right, even Japan was a better setting. FotS particularly since Western influences came into it and made the combat more enjoyable.
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>>171371791

>China
>The most technologically advanced place in the entire world during the time they're most likely to do
>No technological innovation

Lmao.
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>Medieval europe is apparently fine
>China ist verboten
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>>171371853
>>The most technologically advanced place in the entire world during the time they're most likely to do
Yeah, technology we've seen and had before in TW. Not impressive at all.
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>>171371880
I for one hope for Total War:Kangz so everyone is unhappy
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>>171371909
I unironically want a TW game that lets me play as a zulu faction.
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Can someone post the d100 roll chart please?
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>>171371880
Medieval Europe has a metric fuckton of unit diversity in comparison to China. Which is basically all that matters in TW

>>171371909
>Not TW: Stone Man
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>>171371909
No. You need a somewhat realistic example.

I think the perfect storm of awful would be Total War: Warcraft.
>"We just had another fantasy setting!"
>Warcraft fans: "What is this shit?"
>TW fans: "This is the gayest shit. None of it makes any sense."
>2 factions: Alliance and Horde. Not even separating the races into their own factions.
>The map is literally the left side vs. the right side.
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>>171371951
>metric fuckton of unit diversity in comparison to China
>Literally both time periods armies are based around variants on spear, bow, crossbow, maybe some guns
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>>171371894
What will we have in Pike and Shot, or anything before WW1, that would have stuff we haven't seen?
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How do you use Pegasus knights? Mine always suffer so much
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Total War: Kangz
Total War: Mesomerica
Total War: Age of mythology

What'll it be lads?
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Jesus christ, I know its common knowledge that your average TW player has learned everything they know about history from either secondary school or the history channel, but this is just embarrassing ignorance.
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>>171372171
>Total War: Age of mythology
This wins by fucking far

Renassiancefags/chinafags need not apply. No setting would beat this
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>>171372171
TW: Berserk
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>>171372150
Royal ones are for sniping large units, normal ones can't really do more than tie down an artillery or a ranged squad, the hippo ones are for murdering everything (except anti-large cavalry).
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>>171372171
>Total War: Age of mythology
Age of Mythology is one of my favorite games, I'm thinking another fantasy title after Warhammer might not be so good, but I'd kill for AoM TW
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>>171372242
>Renassiancefags need not apply
Fuck off, best time period!
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>start Bloody Hands playthrough
>Greenskins confederated Scabby Eye before you even secured Ekrund province lol
>Overgyrating Shaman
>Border princes brought 2 full stacks to fuck you up because you start at war with them for some reason
>The Dwarves have confederated Barak Varr!
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>>171372171
Genghis Khan
Covers a big part of the world with a focus on unthread territory for TW, but still bleeds into Europe and other familiar areas.
Varied warfare from the wildly different nations involved.
Potential for in-depth DLC campaigns for a wide variety of settings.
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>>171372608

This literally happens every single time I try to start a Bloody Handz GC, I always lose all will to play by turn 15 or so when all that shit happens. Also

>Top Knotz has invited fucking everyone in the Badlands to war against you
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>>171371586
Fair enough.

>>171371735
Why do they suck exactly? You maneuver them to the flank and have them fire into the enemy line, then you watch the enemy break and run sooner rather then later. I mean sure they aren't aren't good at dealing with enemy cavalry, but that's not what they're for.
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>>171372692
Makes sense. It'd have a nice scope and i'd be for it. But isn't the horse archer big bad horde faction thing a bit played out with Attila?
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forget gobbos someone post memri tv pics
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>>171372896
memri tv is the miracle we need to restore public order in the general
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>>171372896
>Asking for memri tv posts
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>>171372896
I only have the one
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>>171371586
>>171371735
>replying to a tripfag
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>>171372896

memri tv is love
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>>171372896
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>>171372692
What wouldn't this cover? You could have Japan to Germany, skipping south India and Asia?
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>>171372198
fuck off Wang
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Any tips on a Vlad & Isabella game?
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>>171373154
its piss easy, why do you need tips? just start with Issy because her bonuses are better
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>>171372326
>>171372171

They already said it's a historical setting, you're not getting more fantasy.
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>>171372294
alright, I am gonna getting higher tier pegasus and dump that basic one then
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Anybody download a mod and be utterly surprised by how much it improved the game?

I just tried a Warhammer campaign with the valuable veterans mod and I don't think I'm ever going back.
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>>171373154
if you loot a helm of discord you win
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>>171373329
I really like the idea of that mod but haven't tried it yet
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>>171373329
>valuable veterans
it's basically cheating the mod
high level units are stupidly broken
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I just want to be Karl XII and stomp some Russians with my caroleans
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>>171373329
I've always liked total war for the head canon story element. Having a loyal unit only make marginal improvements with levels and become rank and file when higher tier units are unlocked always kills that experience for me.
I want their triumphs to be great and their loss to mean something. I think its really my favourite element in any game.
This mod seems aight for that
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>>171373426
I would really recommend it. It also comes in a 1/2 and 1/4 version if the baseline mod is too much for you.

In the base game I think your units get +2 leadership and +1 melee attack and defense a level. This gives them depending on the unit quality +6-8 leadership and 4-6 melee attack and defense a level.

Interesting to note as well, while experience makes them more skilled, it doesn't make them any tougher, so while a unit of lv 7+ veterans will last forever in melee, they die just as fast to cannonballs and arrows.

>>171373514
AI gets it as well. Lv 4 orc WAAAGHS! got me sweating sometimes.
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Please just give us Medieval 3 Total war and let us cleanse heathens from the holy land.
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>>171373603
it helps that if a unit get some experience they become significantly more deadly allowing them to get even MORE experience. It seems to snowball for me resulting in one regiment that I rename and becomes special to me.

My current favorite is "The Gilded Gunners" the outrider regiment that Gelt starts with, I leveled them to lvl 9
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>>171373329

Got a link to the one you use?

Looked on the workshop and there seem's to be a few mods like that.
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IF OUR LORD IS T'BECOME KING Who did CA say that the Old Friend wasn't?
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>>171374030
Old friend = Kislev

I want to believe
I think they confirmed it wasnt todbringer or red duke .Why the fuck would it be them anyway. they were DLC bonuses. not FLC.
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>>171373904
not on my computer that I play TW Warhammer on but I think this one is it.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=690947801&searchtext=
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Playable Kislev when?

Chaos Invasions buff when?
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>>171374106
>Kislev
No that would be "A Cold Friend" XD
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>>171374106
>you will live long enough to see lines of streltsi unleashing gunfire at charging chaos shits before taking out their bardiches and fucking up the remains
The only reason I doubt that Kislev will be the next DLC is because they'd have to design another unique school of magic that isn't used by anyone except Kislev.
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>>171374218
>start as kislev
>completely surrounded by high value land
>can absolutely waste varg/skaeling easily
>nip chaos in the bud before it starts up
>every other realm likes you by default as a result
wouldn't be great really
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They talking about some FotS/Napoopan kinda thing here or something completely different?
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>>171374365
Most likely Attila. FotS and Napoop were fucking ages ago.
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>CA finally releases Old Friend
>No leaks or hints have occurred
>Absolutely no one knows who it is
>Even the FLC page on Steam has no information
>CA have done a great job of hiding it all
>Eagerly download it
>Open Warhammer
>New Content Added!
>Screen turns black
>Can't do anything
>Restart the game, still there
>See if anyone else has the problem
>Entire community complaining
>All talking about the darkness on their screens
>Hello darkness my old friend
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>>171374317
>>171374279
Both good points. Whole new school of magic does seem like too much effort. Campaign would be too easy at the moment. Would get tougher when we get reddit rats and Syrian stunties.

Would be big FLC to get the hype train rolling before release of Expansion though.
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Silvarion worth taking for Feet Enchantress?
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>>171374483
I meant something in the standalone game set in a similar period built on a previous engine in the same way FotS and Napoopan are.
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>>171374543
Attila kind of already was that, i'm thinking just a culture pack or AoC sub-campaign or something.
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>>171374575
Yeah, I inferred it would be just more Attila expansion.
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>>171374621
nice
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>>171374575
Well they say a new TW title so I'd think either a new campaign at least the size of AoC or a smaller game.
Can hope anyway.
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>>171374317
Eh, it isn't that easy. You'd have chaos corruption creeping on you right from the get go, imperial provinces being rowdy (I'm sure CA would make one of them at war with you by default), and you have Dorfs nearby, which are always prone to chimping out. CA can also split Kislev into two subfactions - one focused on Gospodar units, with capital in Kislev, another Ungol focused with capital in Praag. And Erengrad could start out as a separate faction too, they make mad money over there and pay lip service to the Tsar at best.
And then of course you'd have the entire Chaos boy band knocking on your door when the time comes.
The map issues are pretty easy to solve, with right treatment Kislev would be a bigger murder crucible than the Empire.
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>>171374537
Yes. A person without a steed is barely a person at all.
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Actual leaks of kislev bear cav. ITS REAL
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I just got chaos on sale. What was the advice for them again so I don't suffer during the campaign?

Also it seems like Archaon gets the worst starting units; surely a hellcannon or dragon ogres would be better than just another unit of infantry?
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>Wurrzag's army tree gives +24 melee attack and +22 Charge to all Savage Orc units
Holy shit. One thing I like about savage orcs is that you can just replace the normal savage orc boys with Big'uns and get a straight upgrade. Still it sucks that they don't have a unit with a fucking shield or something.
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>>171374962
so the old friend.. is Alf ?
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>>171374962
But they don't have bear cav.
There was one guy in their history who rode the bear - the father of the current ruler, so it will probably be a lord mount option. If you mouse over the horse mount icon on a Kislevite lord currently in the game you'll see something like "Kislevite lords usually ride into battle on bears, but some choose horses as a sign of respect towards Winged Lancers".
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>>171375007
shield is only good for gits that dont resect proper orky way
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>>171365651
>>171366581
These are some fun grudges. Too bad the only one I get is the "get a master engineer to level 10" one.
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>>171374962
fucking hell i never won't love it
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>>171374365
Post-Charlemagne?
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>Start M2 campaign as the Fatimids
>Turn 1
>I guess I'll play as camel-jockeys if I have to
>By Turn 10
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>>171373329
I didn't download that mod in fear that Vlad would rape the whole map every campaign.
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>>171374497
Bravo, good sir. Bravo.
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Which of the DLCs should I pickup with purchase?

I want to play Chaos so I'm getting that, what about the rest?
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>>171374534
>Whole new school of magic does seem like too much effort.
pff, please most spells are just reskins of the same shit, some vortex crap, reskined fate of bjuna, a buff here and there

it would be trivial
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>>171375629
poopoo's are fun because you get to play a faction of absolute subhuman murderhobos.

Welves are overpowerd but also fun

buy king&warlord and grim&grave only if you are a fan of those factions

buy bretonnia if you liked monty python and the holy grail and jabberwocky
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>>171375629
I got Beastmen and King/Warlord DLCs.
Haven't played the latter yet but beastmen are awesome.
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>>171372051
They'd need to have free reign over it. If Blizzard was dictating how the game's supposed to look this is what we'd end up with.

On the other hand, I'd love a properly made TW: Warcraft.
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>>171373329
My problem with that mod was that garrisons get raped every time. Like, to the point where they were virtually useless.
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>>171375614
>I didn't download that mod in fear that Vlad would rape the whole map every campaign.
There is a mod that the creator recommends that nerfs vlad's ability. I didn't download it though and Vlad was never a problem in the 2 campaigns I have played with so far. Maybe the AI didn't put a point into it?
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>>171373329
I can\t play without Steel Faith now, vanilla balance is just too bad.
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>>171375901
>My problem with that mod was that garrisons get raped every time. Like, to the point where they were virtually useless.

huh, I haven't had that problem, I usually build walls in all my settlements, then use ranged units to target the highest level veterans they can.

Veterans might have a lot better melee attack and defense with this mod, but they die just as easily to ranged weapons.
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Whenever I end a battle in campaign my computer crashes. Usually its a video TDR failure BSOD but when I set the game to use unlimited video memory it either works (sometimes) or more usually it just hangs on a black screen. I'm using a 1060 with the latest drivers and I verified steam files and its patch 5 and I even used geforce experience to optimize for it (>implying that actually does anything useful).
Anyway I am probably just gonna refund the game and forget about it but I figured I would ask here to see if anyone knows what's happening or how to fix it.
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what's the earliest TW with WASD map movement in battle?

Tried to play MTW2 and lasted about 12 seconds
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>>171375809
>buy
>bretonnia
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>>171368934
what unit mod?
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>>171376137
oh right, i forgot its flc

i buy everything as soon as it has a steam page anyway
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>>171376071
Should've bought an AMD.
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>Skulltakerz sack Grunberg when I'm trying to take Marienburg
>Chase them around Reikland, eventually wiping them out in a huge battle at Altdorf with the combined forces of Wissenland

>Like Greenskins

Fuck you CA
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>>171374963
pls respond
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>>171376234
Did you autoresolve?
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>>171376108

Rome 1

You need to change the keyboard/mouse settings to FPS style or whatever it was called
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>>171375629
Basically everything but blood and beastcucks. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
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>>171376926
>beastmen
>not the best dlc

missin out lad
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What does "Bigger & 'Arder" mean?
If I mouse over it, it just says that the orc is ready to prove himself against foes of all sizes or something, but no explanation to how it affects the stats. At first I though that it made them anti-large, but Savage orc boar biguns don't have anti-large despite having "Bigger & 'Arder".
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>>171377105

They're larger and have more mass than Orc Boys.
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>>171376989
Oh I have it. I bought it all with the exception of the blood dlc, which I just got on sale.

But I can understand why the beastie boys look like shit compared to the later DLCs and why people wouldn't want to spend money on it if they're not interested in playing a rape horde.
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THE TRUE VON CARSTEIN
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>>171377105
Nevermind, I found explanation on TW forums. Supposedly it means that they are slightly better against large units than normal orc boys, but not that much better to justify giving them anti-large.
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>>171374963
Pick Archaon

Turn 1: move 50% off the way towards the baersonling camp, encamp, destroy the marauder building and replace with the chaos warrior building

Then proceed as you normally would, go through all of Norsca and awaken the tribes. Just make sure to attack the tribes immediately after you awaken them to vassilize them as well. It is more beneficial in the long haul to do so.
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I'm surprised blood DLC is still a thing given that CA gets relentlessly shit on over it every single release.
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>>171377209
>those proportions
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>>171377314
People will still buy it so it's still a net positive for them.
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>>171377314
>relentlessly shit on over it
How?
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>>171377434
Because it's treefiddy for something that has no reason to not be part of the main game.
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>>171377434
Have you looked at the reception for a single one of them?
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>>171377478
He didn't ask why, he asked how. In what tangible way is CA shit on for blood dlc other than muh steam reviews
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>>171377478
>>171377505
Sorry, my reading comprehension is shit. I thought you said something along the lines of "CA relentlessly shits on it" and you said that they get shat on for it, which is totally understandable.
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>>171377529
>marginalizing Steam reviews
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Sometimes when I'm clicking around the place during my turn in TWW, the camera flies all the way across to the empty side of the ocean and I need to scroll back to where I was.

This happen to anyone else?
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Post silly names.
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>confederate Grimgor after he gets his stupid nigger skull bashed in by the dorfs
>see this
WHY
Why is there absolutely no way to reset a lord's skills? Just make it ridiculously expensive or something, this shit destroys my will to ever use him again (even though he already has gitsnik and armour, so I probably will use him).
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>>171377718
>that
>bad
You know nothing about bad AI planning I see
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>>171368145
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the fact that Ulthuan is already in the game map makes me so hard
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>>171377768
Give me an example. Of course it would be worse if I waited for him to get level 30 before confederating, but it's still bad. Fucking tunnel boss, looter. I'm just salty for the points I'll never get to spend on something useful.
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Saturday?
>check
Hungover?
>check
Dog?
>fed
Girlfriend?
>Probably fed. At her mother's anyway. Check.
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>>171373329

Radious
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>>171369040
I want that WELF to sit on my face with her big sweaty butt.
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>>171378583
>turn 337
>still not owning the whole world
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Tomb Kings?
Ha!
More like DUMB KINGS.
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>>171378963
i am grooming my future enemies
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i hate this quest so fucking much
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>>171378964
YOUR MAJESTY
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>>171379117
>not using instant quest battles
Your own fault anon
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>>171379117
Better than Reikland Runefang. Especially on Legendary where it is literally easier and more efficient to wipe out Nordland than get an alliance with them.
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>>171379117
Time to whip it out, babe.
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>When I'm gearing up and summoning the elector counts to start a war with the vampires
>get this event

aw yus
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just found out after i vassalized the red duke he set sail for Norsca and started raiding them
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>>171379415
>based halfings
Also delicious.
>>
Empire desperately needs a new starting position.
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>>171379117
>Not wanting to punish Kislevite heathens with based Volkmar
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>>171378803
watever just no more welves pls
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>>171379928

>gobbo archers
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>>171378803
Lets give it a try
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>>171378803
>girlfriend playing wood elves
>I play bretonnia
>she's bad at the game
>offer her my protection in return for services of the lady
>>
There's literally nothing wrong with being a beastman. Don't buy in to manfilth lies.
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>>171380140
>Himmler without Krell
Well, i should wait for the "old friend" flc but whatever
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>>171379970
Why are gobbo archers a meme?
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>>171380235
>Himmler
Caught me by surprise, damn it
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>>171380197
This.
Beastmen are the faction of peace, fun outdoor activities and good health and hygiene.
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>>171378803
Rollin for Grey Wizards everywhere
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>>171380254
I really hate the "Why are gobbo archers a meme?" meme
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Why are these games not on GOG?
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can somebody explain me this event ?

i had at least 8 chaos stacks roaming in Kislev, and they just bugger off ?
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>>171380418
the stars weren't right or something
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>>171380418
If you kill the bird and Archeon they fuck off
>>
Wood elves are the most fun race in the fucking game

I'm going to turn the entire fucking map into a garden
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Who forges all the armor that Chaos Warriors clad themselves in? From the looks of it, it would take enormous industry to produce their behemoth sets of armor.
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>>171378803
Okay.
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>>171378803
Just finished a beastmen campaign so here we go.
Skarsnis get
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>>171367341
I REFUSE TO GO ALONG WITH GOOK TOTAL WAR , TWG AND I'VE SEEN THROUGH YOUR LIES SHILLS YOU WICKED , WICKED DEVILS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>171380927

Chaos Dawi I guess

or magic
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>>171380418
It means that all the event spawned stacks are destroyed - the warriors of chaos faction and the warherd of chaos. Norscan tribes don't count as "Chaos" forces, they are just Chaos worshipping snowniggers.
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>>171381015
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>>171380927
Chaos armour is produced by demon-blacksmiths inside demon forges. Or chaos dwarfs.
Chaos warriors are supposed to be special though, not chosen tier special, but special still.
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>>171377209
>Short legs
>Long arms
>Small head
>No beard and bald

Jesus, he is literally an ugly dwarf
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This is new
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>>171378803
OH BABY, TIME FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL
>>
Skarsnik, Warlord of Eight Peaks > Beggar Nohammer
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>>171381705
haha, time for MAGICKS
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>>171381597
What.
What?
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>>171381597

Thats from the Green Tide mod I believe
>>
What's the best way to fight Gyrocopters with orcs?
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>>171382263
archers
>>
WHER THE FUG, IS MY, OLD FRIEND?!
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>>171382049

Green Threat*
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>>171382309
Which ones, anon?
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>>171382385
Goblin archers best archers, of course.
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>>171382385
As greenskins, you should always use (night) goblin archers. Orc archers get that "bad accuracy" trait that actually makes them deal less damage than goblin ones, and night gobbos get poison, which is always good to have in archers.

Also, da rusty arrers make them actually useful at anything more than just poisoning them.
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>>171375962

Niggah wat

Im laffin
>>
So is it just me or does Auto Resolve have increased chances of giving your lords negative traits?

What are some end game compositions for Bretonnia, for absolute murder of Chaos cowards?
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>>171379415

>turn 90
>Red empire

Wat
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>>171383068

It's turn 51
>>
Test
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_2NjAhis2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_2NjAhis2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_2NjAhis2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_2NjAhis2c

STUFF
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>>171383068
>turn 90

U wot
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>Bretonnia
>Bordeleaux
>Carcassonne

How the hell haven't these backwards fucktards been wiped out?
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>>171383309
>virtue signalling
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>>171383309
>they didn't sneak the Old Friend in there
Excuse me?
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>>171383463
The Red Duke is the only good thing to come out of that backwards hole.
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>>171383463
They were, during the End Times. Buy Age of Sigmar to be truly free of their backwardness.
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>>171383463
Honor is all. Chivalry is all.
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Orcs got gobbos
Ogres got gnoblars
Spiky gits got spiky stunties
Spiky stunties got hobgoblins
Humies got half humies
Horse humies got stinky humies
Dark pansies got slaves
Toadies got skinks
Ded 'uns got skellingtons
Ratties got slave ratties
Trees got tree pansies
Goatboys got no society

Is pansies and stunties da only races wivvout an underclass? No wonder deys fallen from grace. Which of da underclasses is da fightenest and which is da tastiest?
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WHERE IS HE!?!?!?!
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>>171383737
No more VC legendary lords.
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Is Europa Barborum 2 fun?
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>>171383621
Obvious.
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>>171383916
MORE VC Legendary Lords.
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>>171383916
Krell would be himmlers gobbla, not an independant lord
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>>171383621

Dwarfs have young dwarfs

High Elves have every other race
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>yfw the Old Friend is the Pre-order DLC for the Expansion.
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>>171384983
It's obviously muh boi
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I want to be dominated by a best elf!
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>>171385404

>Nagash before Tomb Kings
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>>171385404
How would Nagash work?

Vampire count or Tomb kang units?
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Objective, NOT up for debate faction list

>God Tier
Empire of Man
Von Carsteins
Skarsnik

>Acceptable
Bretonnia and the Enchantress
Greenskins and Wurzzag
Beastmen
Angrund
Vcunts

>nose picker tier
Dwarfs (typing that dropped my IQ)

>literal who? Tier
Bordeleux
"chaos"
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I think early game is over too quickly, most of the fun is fighting with balanced armies only containing a handful elite units at most.

Only takes 20 turns to see armies full of the highest tier elites which essentially means you can't make use of early tier troops any longer.

At that point in the game you only get siege battles too which only further decreases the enjoyment due to lack of variety.
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>>171385771
Von Carsteins are the most overrated characters in the lore
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>>171385771
I agree but VC are also in God tier
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With the first being finished, what ended up being your favorite WH faction /twg/?
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>>171383927
Define fun?
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Help guys.

I'm running a a Vlad campaign and I'm great friends with Karl. What should I do?
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>>171387069

Send agents and corrupt his lands, use the rebellions to take over his cities.
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>>171386734
Crooked Moon.
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>>171387069
Backstab him.
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>>171386734

Chaos
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>>171385942

Mod?

I see shit tier AI armies well into late game and Im using 'better recruitment'
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>>171383494
What's that? Google just gives me a bunch of weird sites.
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>>171385771
Vlad is literally generic evil Dracula.
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What are the chances CA eventually release an avatar conquest for TWW?
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>>171385553
>horde faction
>starts in badlands
>can settle in the human regions
>can rez LLs to recruit them
>can tell manny to fuck off after rezzing him
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>>171387742
I hope that + army painting becomes a feature at some point.
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>>171387680
t. Mannfred von Shortstein
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>>171387742

>tfw SEGA thought Shogun 2 had way too much content for its price

Its the main reason why we dont have cool shit anymore
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>>171387742
I hope so. It's warhammer after all, and we can't customize our lords and units.
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>>171386734
Greenskins. I love that feeling when I'm assaulted on every front, my shit is being pushed in and then BAM, a Waaagh appears out of nowhere and I piggy-ride it to victory.
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>>171387587
Trying hard to show other people how good of a person you are. Signalling your virtues to them.
That video is basically "look how nice we are, don't you wanna suck our dicks over the fact that we gave you some leftovers instead of jewing you all the way?".
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>>171383494
>even free is too expensive
fuck off
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>>171386734
Greenskins as well. I like being da biggest and da strongest.

Also all their lords are cool to me. Skarsnik, Wurrzag and Azhag are hilarious with their different gimmicks, and Grimgor feels to me like one of the most badass characters in Warhammer.

It's also the first campaign I ever finish to the end in a TW, and it taught me how to use a more offensive style. Their campaign could really use some tuning though, the Badlandsbowl is superfrustrating as orcs.
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>>171388547
>That video is basically "look how nice we are

That's all advertising though you dimwit.
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>>171387864
I'm 7ft 2"
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>>171389024
>Mannlets
I'm 9ft 10" and that's rather short for where I'm from
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>>171383564

>to get rid of this aids you must get cancer
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>>171387742

Never, CA doesn't give a flying fuck about multiplayer. And I'm not being flippant, they've said in the not to distant past that only <10% of the community ever touches MP so it's not worth investing time and resources into.

And to be honest if I had to choose between gimmicks I'd rather have an army painter or a way to make a custom legendary lord or something.
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>>171383463
OCCASIONAL REMINDER THAT BRETTONIA SURVIVED FOR A LONGER TIME THAN EMPIRE IN THE END TIMES

elven slut > sigmar
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>>171389024
On top of a dragon.
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>>171389434
Rejoice!
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>>171389434
>Faction that was further away from danger survived from said danger for longer

Hmmm...intriguing...
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>>171375962
There are some battle level balance changes in SFO that I find not to my taste, but overall I really like SFO and it's produced some very memorable campaigns.
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How good are DLC gobbos in mutliplayer? Can I make a competitive goblin only thened army with them?
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>>171389434


better take that back fgt
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>>171389434
That because those peasants cowards hide behind empire back
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>>171389803
>right next to Norsca
>right next to Estalia and Tilea that were overwhelmed by rats
>Mousilion had a giant invasion
>Louen was killed and a civil war was raging

>brets still survived for a longer time
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>>171386734
I'm not very good at the game, but I've played Vampire more than anything. I love how tough their frontline is and that you can summon in units behind to easily panic and rout enemy units who then have nowhere to run. I've tried Beastmen, Bret and Greenskins too but I'm not very good at being aggressive or fighting Wood Elves so I shot myself in the foot there.
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Bought this on sale. I love Gunlines and artillery, are the Empire viable to run around with that as their main army? I'd probably have some melee units for defense and the like, but I want the bulk of the killing to be done with rifles and rockets.
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>install darthmod RTW
>VH/VH julii campaign of course
>few years in I get this 16 year old DECIUS JULIUS, he starts off with 4 command and military genius trait
>xx_ancilla.jpg
>use him in every campaign to groom him into the ultimate general
>retake segesta from the gauls, but while retraining get sieged by a full gaul army
>decius the honest cannot be slain
>spend 30 minutes slowly defending the town square
>taken literally 95% of my army as casualties at this point
>wonder if it's possible to retreat out of a gate and save my general
>decide fuckit and theoden charge over 2000 gauls with my 50 man bodyguard unit
>they're all exhausted and low morale, as I managed to nab their general earlier
>decius julius routs the entire gallic army
>2k casualties inflicted by my generals unit alone

i can't handle this shit
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>>171390146

>Referencing the end times trash at all for any reason

kys AoS babby
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>>171390086
Peasants died first though. So many of them died from the plague that Nurgle became the strongest god of Chaos.
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>>171390543
By "peasants" i mean all bretonnian """nobles"""
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>>171390512
Dorfs are best for this, since your ranged units can also throw down in melee. Empire kinda does that too, but their line up is a lot more balanced.
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>>171390628
Oh, those either became Vampires, joining blood knights, or literal gods.
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>New DLC for Rome 2 and Attila may actually happen

Would you guys be interesting in Age of Charlemagne style dlc, but set in ancient China?
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>>171391080
CHING CHANGS GO HOME
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>>171390512

All the arty is useful though Id rank the VG and GC as too situational to lug around the map.

Mortars - early access and cheap, rekts unarmored units, can murder units behind walls in siege, can drop accurate shells on enemy units blobbed up against yours. No LoS needed.

Rockets - very long range, perfect against hordes non elite inf. Can reliably wipe out 300 inf before they reach your lines. No LoS needed. Rockets aren't great against the final chaos stacks because they have lower model counts and more armor.

VG - can smack up a single unit pretty well but requires LoS and the range means it loses utility very quickly as lines merge. Not cheap

Great Cannon - last word in knocking down towers/walls. Needs LoS, can get some early sniping but like VG is out of the fight quickly.

Steam Tank - not really arty. Basically you put 2 or 3 in front of your line and the bad guys wrap around it allowing you to countercharge/missile/magic them. Also good on flanks but too pricey for that IMO.

In case it wasn't clear - apply Mortars and Rockets liberally, Tanks when you can afford it, ignore the others.

Handgunners are great but require a lot of attention. Not a problem if you are a pausescummer but not a huge issue witj basic micro skills.

You can start them up front to get a few volleys in, withdraw them to help the flanks and roll up and shoot niggas in the back cartel style. You can start them on the flank as well.

Also - if enemy has lots of flying (Vamps and welfs) they can pick them off from beind your melee. They can also shoot yuuge units (trolls giants trees etc) without getting obstructed by your own dudes.
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>>171383621
Remove rat.
Skinks STRONK.
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Beasts, Wild, Shadow or Death for Poopoopeepee shaman?
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>Rusty Arrers don't cause poison with ranged attacks.

Why
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>>171392108
Armour sundering is a ludicrously strong ability already
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>>171391080
>>171391224
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Which is the most fun Bretonnian faction?
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>Finish Beastdude mini campaign
>unlock Todbringer but only for single battles/mp
To what end
I know you can get him via confederation but i don't want to play with false emperor Franz
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>>171386920
Can I get multiple days of enjoyment out of it?
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>>171392601
I guess
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Ways to make China Total War enjoyable
>You can create your own formations within a unit
>Dynasty Warrior-esque generals who you can customize with own weapons, armor, and shit like that
>Bring back the fucking Medieval 2 armor upgrade thing where if you keep upgrading armor it actually causes a visual change as well
>Duels before the battle that if you lose causes a morale loss, if you win causes a moral boost
> You can save Liu Bei
Honestly i don't really know how if it really is China it would be exciting, even though I am a chink.
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siege of Drakenhof
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>>171392245
Will if Cao Cao is the old friend?
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>>171392834
>duels

why on earth this wasn't a thing in warhammer

duels were common as fuck in the warhammer lore.

God bless Warhammer Mark of Chos/Battle march for representing that
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>>171392834
>You can kill Liu Bei before he does any more damage to the country
Fixed it for you
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>>171392834
>You can save Liu Bei
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>>171392834
>You can save Liu Bei

Why would i save this peasant? He is literally thief and bandit
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/twg/ quick. I need a anti Chaos Bretonnia army composition that isn't full meme tier and won't bankrupt me.

What's your favorite"themed" army composition? After last night, the infantry fanatic themed army for Bretonnia has to be my new favorite.
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Haven't played warhammer since release, just installed it again any mods that I should try?
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>>171390534
this deserves a (You)
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>>171393973
4 trebuchets and 15 foot squires
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>>171393973
LL + 3 grail guardians, 4 grail knights, 4 questing knights, damsel, paladin, 4 royal pegasi, 2 royal hippo

if you can't afford this, then you are clearly a disgusting peasant and should just go back to your crops
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QUICK, CA just called you and asks you how they should implement the chaos wastes on the campaign and battle map. How will you do it?

For me: Chaos god specific points of interest that serve as settlements to take and destroy. If you are Chaos you can take them over for benefits, they will serve as wood elf style main hubs in the far north.
Roaming chaos war bands and marauder hordes exclusive in the wastes.
Random teleports for your army either teleporting you to your goal or just randomly somewhere else on the map (low chance, maybe close to a tzeenchian region).
Random demon army encounters.
For battle maps I have no idea since all the battle maps in TW have never been really dynamic.
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>>171376151
Lesee now, those foot knights are from Helljumper117's unit pack and Bon's imperial foot respectively, the halberdiers with shields are from Guv's unit pack.
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>>171394598
Just featureless ashen wastes with more attrition than normal. Charge players 10$ for the Chaos Origin DLC.
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>>171394217
thank
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>>171394598
The in-game chaos is like 20% complete faggot. They still haven't implemented the Chaos divisions and the undivided.
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>>171395039
>the pleasure of a (you)
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>>171395368
Did I say that it should be implemented now, idiot? It was just a general question.
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No more attrition, rather it is a corruption meter. The longer you stay, the more the meter rises. First bar is loss of leadership and debuff to attack or defense. Second bar is on the campaign map lower movement and more susceptible to ambushes. Third is when, during battle, units under your command might turn sides and attack your own guys. Last one is when the entire army revolts and you lose them. Warrior priests and wizards can slow or even stop this corruption depending on their level. Also, your general might slowly mutate the longer he's there and he gets spikes and horns and shit but he also gains bonuses to strength and charge.
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>>171392303
Not Louen, his start is total balls.
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>>171365476
>updated nVidia drivers
>game now runs marginally worse

i love it. Could have been the most recent Windows update too fuck if I know
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>>171395490
>To the Real of Chaos
So what exactly going on there? Some huge tentacle porn?
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>>171395823
This is for you. Don't spend it all in one place, champ.
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>>171395823

>can take marienburg in <5 turns
>can shut down the orc incursions
>can confederate the quickest

wat
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>>171396095
the old one made portals at the north and south poles, but then they malfunctioned and now serve as a direct link to the realm of chaos, so demons can just walk right on in to the world if they don't want to be summoned.
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>>171396095
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>>171396564
>>171396753
Is it even possible to close/destroy it? Maybe if all good guys unite and march there, they could defeat chaos forever
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>>171396753
Oops too small
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Are we able to play as the Merchant Princes in Warhammer?
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>>171396875
no , you would need power comparable to the old ones and even if you united all the mages of all the "good" races they wouldnt be able to do anything to it
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>>171396895
Remind me, why would anyone willingly choose to follow chaos?
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Which of the three Bretonnia factions do you like the best?
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>>171397096
carcasonne
because it's the only one I've tried
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>>171397085
All humans think that they are special and whatever happened to those other losers won't happen to them. They are mostly wrong.
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>>171397096
I like Bordeleaux, only because of their colours and the fact that they have the calmest start.
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>>171397085
There's literally nothing wrong with Chaos. Don't believe southlander lies.
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>>171397085
because chaos attract you with your desires , etc
and humans being weak minded will fall easly to such promises , even more if you are a shit peasant
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>>171397085
Besides some idiots south of norsca most of the human worshippers live in nosca and the wastes itself. Those are terrible places to live and it's no surprise that these people have skewed believes. They hope they will have benefits from worshipping chaos which they kind of get.
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>>171397085
Getting to party hard and fight all day under Khorne doesn't sound all bad desu
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>>171397085
Southern idiots mostly because they think it's fun.

Norscans because it's literally the only way of life they know, because Norsca is a hellhole to live, and they actually do get favoured by the gods a fair amount.
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>>171397085
Chaos reassures you that everyone ELSE is being conned? You? You know the real deal, the real score. Everyone else is saps and suckers, and you can take advantage of them because YOU are the one smart enough to be let in on what's actually going down. You're not going to become a pile of crying organs. That's all the rest. You're going to be just like the other badasses you saw stomping around in bitching armor. You just gotta convert 5 other suckers to chaos first, who each then convert 5 other suckers, and before you know it, you got an army dude!
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I wish the Chaos faction had some more flavour of the individual Chaos Gods. I want my unkillable Nurgle units.
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>>171397941
Last expansion
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>>171395508
I would have loved it if corruption was more subtle and fun, even DoW2 handled it much, much better
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>>171395508
Can you get snow corruption?
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so who are all the incarnates in age of sigmar?
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>>171390542
Atleast AoS is better than 40k.
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>>171397085

Do you get to the Slaanesh orgies very often?...oh what am I thinking, of course you don't.
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>>171397085
because you can rape 10/10 qt3.14 like this in a magic duel
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>>171398571
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>>171398160
does that mean we will never get tomb kings?

>next expansion is naggaroth, ulthuan, lustria and maybe skaven hordes?
>third one is chaos wastes
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>>171399061
We are not getting wastes because there is nothing of worth or interest there just more Chaosshit
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>>171399061
More like
third one is Kangs, Edgy dorfs, Ogress, and New chaos
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>>171399061
Expansion 1 is Elves, Delves, Skaven, and Lizard people.

Expansion 2 is Kangz, Ogres, Chaos Dwarfs, and Chaos Daemonz
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>>171398778

You're not even trying lad

Take it down 2 notches and ditch the lore an depth bit and maybe you'll get some (you)s
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>>171398778
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>>171397085
There are a variety of reasons:
>the fears and desires of mankind
Chaos capitalizes on several elements of human society: lust, the fear of death, the desire of glory, and the desire of knowledge. If the Chaos gods offer you the ability to live forever, fuck whatever you want, kill whatever you want, and know whatever you want, you (as a run of the mill peasant/commoner) would probably jump at said offers.
>social mobility
I'm not saying that chaos provides a fair society where everyone can have a rags to riches story. However, your odds of progressing and gaining power are far better under Chaos than under your local Bretonnian lord.
>chaos is the prevailing force
Why side with the good guys if they're losing? Chaos seems (and perhaps is) unstoppable.
>hope/lies
This is basically an amalgamation of the previous reasons. Chaos purportedly offers a way out of the everyday toil and struggle of life. Again, this is a solid offer from the perspective of someone who’s down on their luck. Of course, we know that this is misinformation to some degree: servitude to the Chaos gods often involves much suffering and failure, and that aspect is often obscured or ignored by cultists. But there’s still hope, and that’s more that can be said for the forces of order.
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>>171380927
Does archaons horse usually have those leg spikes?
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>>171399659
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>>171399563

Or were you trying to get this response all along?

Just as planned
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>>171392907
what mods are you using? its like a rainbow and i love it
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>>171400094
>bringing trump and politic

stop it you gonna attract the /pol/acks !
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>>171400249
But its true
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>>171400371
Just because it's true doesn't mean we want to deal with triggered /pol/tards.
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>finally watch a Turin stream
>nigga is literally micro-ing like a boss, commenting on the match, explaining his thought process, etc in real time ...well/coherently,
>NIGGA LITERALLY GLANCES AND RESPONDS TO STREAM COMMENTS WHILE DOING ALL OF THIS

Nothing makes you realize how much of a shitter you actually are than watching a pro in action
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>>171400094
>So Chaos are basically the [insert political party I don't like] and the [allusion to recent event I dislike]

Yes. Now take the politics shit somewhere else.
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>>171394598
Chaos influence over each province functions much like the Winds of Magic. It can change every turn and armies aligned to the current dominant power gain benefits fighting in the province.

A metric fuck tonne of events that can boost your army or utterly cripple it, all playing into your favour with certain gods. Roaming Demon and Chaos warbands.

And the battle maps need to be absolutely fucked.Persistent magical effects ala roaming vortexes, they can slow your units down or speed them up, upgrade damage dealt or reduce it to nothing. And Reinforcements show up constantly, but they're a wild third party whose allegiance can change mid battle.
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>>171399926
Glory mod: Empire + Empire of Man
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Is there a place where people post their MP replays? I wanna get gud.
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>>171401539
I assume you want TWWH replays, so here goes. PartyElite does some commentary on MP matches. Even if you dislike his commentary, he usually features some matches from recent tournaments or from a pool of matches submitted by viewers. Ninjahund also plays at the upper levels of TWWH and streams on twitch.
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>>171401403

Looked up gloryhole mod and it looked almost radious tier , are those units just visual/named and balanced or 'elite'
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>>171401403
some of the Glory mod units like while some of them like "Sigmars Immortals" just feel cringeworthy
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>kill grimgor
>AI revives and puts him back in his original stack next turn

>defeat grimgors army on his turn
>he recruits regiments of renown to fill it up even though he's not in any stance and in enemy territory

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>171398838
Stormcasts have more character than Space Marines, considering they actually have character histories and families and such, rather than just being kidnapped children indoctrinated to serve the Imperium.
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>>171402429
Don't fall for it, guys. Don't fall for the bait.
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>>171402514
>I have no argument, so I must meme.
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Is Feet Enchantress Best Girl now? Is Vampire Chan old and busted now?
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>>171402148

Letting the AI recruit RoR was a fucking stupid idea.
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>>171402860
Hellcannon is the only girl in my heart
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>>171402860
Vampire Chan will always reign supreme!
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>>171402086
>>171402126

It's pretty balanced desu, brings life to the empire's roster. Literally cannot play without it and the other Empire reskin mod because they add some variety

The units are pretty balanced for Glory mod, 'Empire of man' is an ez-mode roster of ultra OP units.

Also, it adds drunk knights. I cannot play this game without drunk knights.
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>>171401085
I don't think there's enough adderall in the world to let me do what Turin does.
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>>171401796
Yeah, thanks, sorry for not specifying the game. TWW is my first total war, but I wanna check some of the other ones. Is Atilla good?
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what province can i resurrect the von carsteins?
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>>171403062
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>>171402860
>Is Feet Enchantress Best Girl now?

Officially yes.
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>>171386734
The Empire of course, because doing shit like this to jumped up chaos shitters never gets old.
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>>171403762
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>>171402860
>>171403891
>>171403062
until we Get Morathi or Everqueen
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>>171404287
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>>171404248
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>>171404287
Isn't she the creep who sexually harasses her son?
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>>171404543
L-lewd!
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>>171404543
>his face
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>>171404564
Mother of the year
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>>171404564
hot
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Reiksmarshal through the flames
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>>171403412
I'm in the same camp as you, so I can't speak of other TWs in good faith.
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>>171375629
source on that pic?
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>Kholek has 80% ward save and does 525 AP damage with each hit
>he goes in and solos an entire stack without any issue, doesn't go below 7000 HP
>NEW TRAIT: Cowardly
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>chosen ones

Are chaos jews?
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>>171380927
The armors of the chosen are individually crafted by chaos dwarves who hire their services to the norscans in exchange for mainly slaves. Regular warriors usually just have armor made by good norscan smiths.
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>>171405437
That's a regular Chaos Warrior.

And no. Go away /pol/
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Hi /twg/
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>>171405640
'ello 'umie.
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>>171405640
Hello
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>>171397085
Those who succeed can become immortal daemon princes, literal demigods. Or because they are born in norsca and thats just the way of things there. Norscans were just a tribe of men who unfortunately migrated closer to the chaos rifts at the poles than the other tribes
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>>171405640
oy vey
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If the limit on RoR was removed, what army composition would be the most broken?
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>>171378803
pls no garbage lord
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>>171406339
5 lancergryphs + 5 halbergryphs + 5 tanks + 4 forest dragon + kemmler
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>>171405640
Hello friendly visitor.
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>playing Bretonnia makes agent fuckery even more annoying because massive, necessary upkeep reduction skills

epic
well done CA
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>>171406369
SLANEESH HAS SPOKEN
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>>171406369
>ask for no garbage lord
>it's Shitvald
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>>171406339
I'm inclined to say greenskins.

>All your archers sunder armor.
>All your infantry are fucking krimson killaz.
>Spiders EVERYWHERE.
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>>171406339

19 krimson killerz
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Fav unit(s) in each Total War game you have played?

>Shogun 2
donderbuss cav/bow monks

>FotS
Carbine Cav/Tosa Riflemen

>Rome 2
Balearic Slingers

>Attila
Armored Himyarite Shotelai/Righdamna

>AoC
Tribesman/noble skirmishers
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>>171406339
Dwarfs probably

>main line of the tankies unit in the game
>artillery all causes massive morale penalties
>skyhammers punish blobs trying to kill your norgrimlings
>dragonback slayers for large units
>armor sundering peak gate guard shock inf
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>>171406339
19 Stirland's revenge.
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>>171406339
Just play with Radious's awesome mod.
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>>171405437
where did he get those tiny skulls?
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Everything empire

everyone else is shit
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Kinda wanting to play some medieval 2 mods. I hear that Third Age is pretty great along with Divide and Conquer submod. Is this true? What else do you guys suggest?
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>>171406561

GOBBO'd
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>171405639
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>>171406369
So...
Do you have good pics of slaneesh?
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Big Waaagh or Little Waaagh?
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Archaon, Khazrak, Ghorst, or Durthu campaign next?

Are they going to add Boris, Red Duke, and/or Sathorael as Legendary Lords at some point before the expansion?
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>you and her
>alone in the bushes
>wat do
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>>171407773
Medium Waaagh
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>>171407763
Rule 34 of this genuinely does exist...
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>>171407885
Kiss her.
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>>171407773
I love big waaagh myself, especially foot of gork and brainbusta is scary dangerous.
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>>171407885
Stake her and throw her on the pyre
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>>171407885
Kill her and scream "The Empire" off the top of my lungs
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>>171406523
which mod
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>>171407885
remove undead desu
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>>171378803
I rolled this like 5 times in my life and I always get either archaon or sigvald. I got orion once but I don't have the wood elves dlc

fuck chaos, anything but chaos
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*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPAAAAARRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
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>>171408243
Now you're cooking with VLAD
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>>171408243
Enjoy being a bum in a forest I guess.
>>
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>>171408575
Is that just Mannfred's face with Vlad's hair?

Mannfred, why are you trying to be Vlad?
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>>171407876
Durthu
Maybe, probably not
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>>171408575
Mannflad?
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>>171408575

You ain't trickering me, Mannlet.
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>>171408508

>even their spoopy monsters look silly

Seriously how can Chaos be so shitty. Even the vamp cunts, who are literally halloween custome material, don't have such a stupid aesthetic
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>>171408921
Look up age of shitmar if you think that's silly, they made Chaos into fucking warcraft characters.
Also it's trolls, they are supposed to be somewhat goofy and retarded looking, their proper scary stuff - demons, is not in the game right now.
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>>171407885
WAAAAAAGH
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>>171408575
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So what do the other heroes in warhammer think of Archaon? Do they like him?
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>>171365476
>repopulate some destroyed kislev city
>2 instantly stacks of varg instantly appear to prey on my weakened troops
>absolutely destroy them

snowniggers BTFO
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>>171409615
Nobody likes Archaon. Not even the other chaos lords.
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>>171407105
This is the correct answer
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>>171409736
Maybe he only needs a hug
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>>171407885
>finds a vampire girl in bushes
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>>171409824
Just wondering, where are these ostriches in warhammer?
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>celtic crossbowmen
>germanic crossbowmen
>200 range germanic archers
>nordic horse lords
>viking raider cav
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>>171410209

Wherever they are in reality

The setting is basically !Earth
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>>171378803
DLC are on sale so might as well roll
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>>171410487
>germanic crossbows
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>>171402921
Dwarf Bride best waifu.
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>>171406940
from children or gobbos
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>>171375007
Lower unit size, same unit hp and comparable stats mean the big un's work a little better as main line while boys are better flankers
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>>171410487
you know that xbow is an ancient invention right? Syracusan greeks had really heavy xbows so I don't see what your point is

picts used them too, which is kinda weird actually, because its humid and cold up there, and its shitty climate for a crossbow
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When game 3 is released Bretonnian objective should change from greenskins to araby.
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>>171411251
fuck that, fighting an empire clone would be boring as fuck
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What is he thinking /twg/?
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>>171398597
Is using this reference a meme now or something? I feel weird for knowing where its from
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>>171407885
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>>171411251
I understand the memes, but Araby never did anything of note in warhammer, they are hardly crusade worthy. I'd be happy to see a rat-crusade or a dark pansy one.
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>>171411251
Would be awesome but I don't think that's politically correct in this day and age.
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>me no sign up foh tis
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Stop playing fantasy
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>>171412184
>great hunters
>hid in stone-age tents wiping their asses with their hands and talking monkey-language
>only dared to venture out once enough of their subhuman kind had already immigrated into Rome
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>>171407885
hug her and kiss her and bury my face in her cold(warm) rack :3 that's all what vampires need to stop being mean
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>>171411771
The Great Crusade Against Araby was a three year long war, to free Estalia from the Arabyan invaders, and then taking the fight into Araby in retaliation to topple the evil reign of Sultan Jaffar and crush his empire

In IC 1448, the Sultan Jaffar united all of Araby, ruling it with an iron fist. Convinced by the nefarious Skaven that the Estalian Kingdoms were planning an invasion, he gathered a vast army and prepared his fleet for war.
Jaffar landed in southern Estalia and quickly seized Magritta before advancing on Bilbali. As his army marched north thousands of slaves were taken and sent back Araby in chains, to be sold at the terrible slave markets of Lashiek.
In response King Louis the Righteous of Bretonnia declared the first Errantry War. Some say this was because the King feared the Arabyans might turn their attention to his own realm once Estalia had been conquered; others suggest it was the outrage felt by the noble ruler at the terrible deeds supposedly carried out by Jaffar's soldiers that moved his heart and forced his hand.

Crusades against Araby are basically Bretonnian tradition by now.
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>>171411547

I love my gheists

Monstrous flying creatures are just 2cool4me
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Worthless greenskins.
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>>171411771
IIRC the Knights of the Blazing Sun were formed during a fight against them over a temple.
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>>171412918
Most of the Empire knightly orders were founded during or in the 200 years of wars that followed the Great Crusade.
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>>171412184
Make me a new historical game then
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>>171410713
Second only to Spet Xyon in terms of dogshit units that don't make sense. Germanic factions get crossbows faster, cheaper, and better than either Roman Empire and they're one of the strongest ranged units in the game.
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>>171412743
tfw warhammer was written by a frenchfag stereotyper who wants to represent arabs as orcs
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Holy shit, archeon is a fucking badass

even after his entire army routed we still cut his way through my wraiths and killed himmler
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I don't like flying units and think the game would be more fun if it had more traditional battle lines.
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>>171413947
Wow you are boring
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>these fucks spawn after I win the Badlandsbowl, as usual
>they aren't at war with me and instead sail all 6 of their stacks to Border Princes
?????
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>>171406601
>Attila: Mercenary desert skirmishers

Seriously, a volley on incoming cataphracts is the best feeling
>>
Why doesn't chaos invasion use DLC units? where are the armoured trolls? the gorebeast chariots? and why so few chosen? they would be much more dangerou
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>>171414085
they only start out at war w/ the base dwarf/greenskin factions, it should be updated to include clan angrund/crooked moon/bloody handz
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Ogre Kingdoms when?
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>>171414415
Literally the last piece of content to be added to the game, according to the original leaks. Even Chaos Dwarfs are being added before them.
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>want to start a campaign in WH
>remember the drudgery of auto-resolving wood elf nests with movement attrition
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>>171378803
rolling
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>>171367341

Cathay time?
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>>171414584
n-no I enjoyed reading their army book the most; this cannot be
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>>171414584
leaks are wrong tho
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>>171379186
Just leave them with one settlement and make them your vassal
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>>171414883
leaks are only wrong because they changed the order to be able to say that the leaks were wrong
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So I'm pretty sure if you kill the enemy general, troops can't rally (it was like that in older TW games, I'm not too sure if it's like that in TWW as well).

But for some reason this doesn't seem to apply when you shatter their general and they run off the map.
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>>171415228
>gottaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>171415296
no that isn't how it works in tww
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I wish gobbo workshops increased the research rate. God it's slow.
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>>171412743
wait so Araby had human arab soldiers and Skaven in their army?
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I fucked up and canceled one military alliance. Now I'm "Unreliable." It says this wears off, but how long does that take?
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>>171414593
why even bother doing it? elves are much more passive now, at least until the chaos invasion
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>>171416243
Depends on how much of a dickbag you're being
Shouldnt take more than a few turns
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>>171416243
Not sure, it might be a random number of turns maybe, I had Unreliable wear off in about 10 turns last I played Empire.
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What's this
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>>171416721
improved wall projectiles from building the better walls thingy
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>>171416243
And now I'm "Untrustworthy," which I assume is worse, but all I did was skirt through an empire border to kill some greenskins. Is trespassing that large of a penalty?
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>>171416160
Probably just being manipulated by the rats.
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>>171417050
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350 hours into warhammer and i am bored.
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>>171417206
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>>171416721

>vamps don't use undead cows as projectiles

wew
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>playing dorfs
>grimgor confederates 2 tribes and attacks me with 3 stacks before turn 10
That's going in the book.
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>>171417395
love rape
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>>171378803
ROLLAN ROLLAN ROLLAN
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>>171416823
>>171416243
The very next turn I'm "Steadfast," so I confederate parravon and now I'm "Untrustworthy" again. How in the fuck does this work?
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>>171418281
If you kill everyone then there won't be anyone left to call you untrustworthy.
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>>171378803
rollan
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>all of Japan angry at me when I have 3 provinces
>even a major pro-Shogunate faction focusing on me for no particular reason


Now I remember why I always picked someone in a corner and just waited
>>
I stopped playing after the Vampire/Empire pack dropped.

So I haven't seen Wood Elves, Dwarf/Orc pack or Brettonia, or any of whatever else was in those updates in between.

I heard Wood Elves were trash when they came out, was that true? If it was, were they fixed?

Has anything particularly fun or interesting been added? I liked the game well enough, just haven't felt like it had much more to offer me after I played the fuck out of it up until that point.
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>>171419659
Also, any cool mods in the past few months I guess?
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>>171419659
Wood elves were fine when they came out but required good micro to perform well with since the entire elven part of the roster is nothing but glass cannons.
Not surprisingly this caused them to get overbuffed in a hotfix,
The got nerfed again and are now slightly stronger than release and in a good spot.
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>Beautiful girls with giant racks
>Immortality

literally what's better than being a vampire??
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>>171378803
dey see me rollin
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>>171379449
he aint giving two fucks about chaos fags
>>
when's the next time King and Warlord will go on sale, but more than the current 25% off?
really want to play gobbos
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>>171420098
>she will never glare up at you while she's chained against a wall
>you will never hump and pump her luscious sweater puppies while she winces in humilation
>you will never blow your ropey load all over her face and hair while she reluctantly but tenderly plants a sweet little kiss on your swollen tip
>she will never say THE VON CARSTEINS WILL RULE ALL
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>Empire unit mod
>Halberd unit
>They hold the halberd in one hand and the shield in the other
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>>171420098
>shhh
>do you hear it vlad
>the sound of manlett's crying
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What faction are you gonna play first when the expansion arrives?
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>>171420779

Why the true lord of Eight Peaks of course
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>>171420603
Probably not for a long time, I'd grab it now while it's on sale
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>>171420779
I'm honestly hoping that the expansion comes with a fully fleshed out Underway which doubles as a second, mirror campaign map due to Ratmemes. In which case then I'll play as Dwarfs.
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>>171420779
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>>171415056
Or because their plans changed.
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>>171420992

The guy promised more cute lizards, where the fuck is he?
>>
>>171420779

I played Lizardmen on the Tabletop, I literally cannot pre-order my copy fast enough if they're in the expansion
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>pee pee poo poo memes are all about beastmen
>meanwhile Orcs can produce a shit so stanky it makes an entire region go nuts
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What do you guys use as an anvil as Bretonnia? I've been using Men-at-Arms (shields) and they seem to survive long enough.
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>>171421229
BATTLE PILGRIMS!
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>>171421215
can you make your own towers of poo if you play as a greenskins faction and sack something over and over?
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>>171421180

I want to kill greater demons with r o c k s
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>>171421313
I dont think so. I think only the greenskin horde factions can do it
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>>171418720
also

>a hundred tiny fleets and armies going around and raiding everything

Limits on armies and fleets and tying them to characters was a good thing desu
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>>171421313
Yeah, that's how it's done I think. I sacked that settlement two times in a row and got this. I didn't look what happened to it after the first time, but I presume this poo tower gets upgraded with consequential sackings. I've seen three types of it by this point - a troll face made out of shit, "The Drops" and the one in my screenshot.

>>171421425
I'm not a horde and this shit pile still got made. You just need to sack with greenskins and that's it, it appears somewhat often.
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>>171411547
This is not the greatest raid.
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>>171420779
Glorious Skaven obviously
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These custom maps are pretty sweet
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>>171416721
METAL BAWKSES
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You're sunbathing with the other Saurus when this Slann slaps your Skink's ass and tell you to "Genocide some Warmbloods"

What do you do?
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>>171421905
Why, genocide some warmbloods, of course. What would I do if not?
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>>171421905
kill-slay lizardmemes
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>>171378803
no welves
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>>171421641
>I'm not a horde and this shit pile still got made
you just need to sack a settlement with farms
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>>171421905
Murder some fucking rats, obviously.
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>>171421905

Get to work immediatly
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>>171422567
>you got a purdy mouth
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>>171420779
Memes aside, I think Skaven could be the most interesting faction, unless they going to add some nice naval battles, then Best Elfs or Edgy Elfs
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>>171365476
Has anyone experienced a bug where the Green Knight doesn't disappear and the game asks you to assign skill points to him every turn even though it's impossible to assign him skill points?
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>tfw no Total War: Mesolithic

long nose tribe want four shell and two shiny pebble for stick with sharp rock on one end
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>>171422736
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>>171422753
>Unless

I mean, they pretty much have to, considering the large bodies of ocean they're adding in later games.
>>
>>171422909
would rub her tummy
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>>171422909
>Bottom left guys face
>Let me tell you about beastmen
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Hottest mod right now.

>Turns vlad into manfred with hair.
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>>171386734
I was before and still am partial to Empire and Dwarfs.

But I really enjoyed the hell out of Beastmen and have a surprising amount of enjoyment out of Vampire Counts and Feet Enchantress.

I'd have to put Beasts as my "surprise favorite" though, especially since I still don't enjoy Chaos.
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Am I the only one who finds Shogun 2 unstable to play? Both it and Empire (a well known clusterfuck) are games I'd like to play more of but they seem to crash a lot and don't handle alt-tabbing.

I have enough power to run TWW at high end settings without a hiccup, so it isn't a toaster issue.
>>
>>171423702

>don't handle alt-tabbing

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?687216-Borderless-Windowed-Mode-for-Total-War-Shogun-2-and-Total-War-Empire
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>>171423702
Try playing in directx9 mode. It fixed all of my battle crashes for some reason.
>>
Should I try DX12(beta) now that I have a powerful computer?
>>
Is it ever worth my time to go raping and pillaging my way through Brettonia as the empire shortly after I take Marienburg?
>>
>>171423203
hair AND height
plus he's not a lil bitch
>>
>>171423858
>>171423905
Oh nice. Thanks both!
>>
>>171424061
Its may give you few extra fps
>>
I want a total war china or medival 2 right now.
fuck off with every other period. shooting guns are boring.
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>>171424129
Don't you have an Empire to unite, vampires to crush and a war with Chaos to prepare for, never mind occasional orc and beast incursions?
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>>171424654
I want total war china with chooting guns
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>>171424129
Leave Bretonnia alone. They're there to cover your ass while you're out purging chaos and vampires
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>>171424685
Franz is more interested in slaughtering innocent humans that fight Chaos.
Worship Khorne.
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>>171424827
>leaving sneaky not-french behind you
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>>171424129
yeah, in courone you can build the tourney building for large income and the city itself will boost marienburg income, due to nearby regions boost, combined with your capitals similar effect it is a huge boost

>>171424654
fuck off chinaman
>>
one thing I like about tww is that the game is fairly balanced

but it really isnt
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>>171425063
I love burning towns and cities
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Man, Ungors are shit
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>>171425238
this guy gives no fuck
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>>171425063
they don't look happy
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>>171425270
Duh
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The maze, Dolores
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Can somebody explain why CA won't release their proper tools for older Total War games?
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>>171421163
He abandoned you! Like the old ones did with the lizards!
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>>171425063
I really like the eastern aesthetic desu

>>171425354
all easterners in Attila look depressed as hell
>>
>>171425556
at least wait for the next season
>>
>>171425894
>all easterners in Attila look depressed as hell
They forsee what will become of their lands 1500 years later
>>
so what are the most important yellow/melee skills for heroes?

def, attack, weapon str?
>>
who are going to be the LL for the chaos gods in game 3?

>Khorne
the skulltaker? skarbrand?

>Tzeentch
Kairos? tzeentch is so irrelevant he doesn't have cool followers

>Nurgle and Slaanesh
no idea, they are more relevant than tzeentch but I don't know the names of their followers. Nurgle can have that named unclean one but I Slaanesh doesn't have shit as far as I know
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>>171422909
>>171423186
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>>171426571
>Slaanesh
Sigvald, him beeing undivided doesnt make sense anyway

>Nurgle
Festus or maybe even glottkin

>Khorne
Valkia or maybe scyla if he isnt portrayed as a total retard

>tzeentch
kairos or vilitch the curseling
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>>171425556
This is funny now after not seeing it for months
Why
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>>171426964
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>>171422909
I would fuck that harppy desu
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>>171426191
>>
If I disband a ghostly ancestor, will I get him back eventually?
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>>171427243
>I'M NUCLEAR
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>>171427236
>>
Who gave you the right to rule?

It wasn't the people, it wasn't god

It was you
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Screens?
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>>171427185
>this is funny
Fuck off samefag
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>>171427392
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>>171427445
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>>171427445
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>>171427606
Out of my way mortal fucking shits
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>>171427574
>>
>>171427692

>it won't be long, until people turn Vlad's model into Gary Oldman's as Dracula
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>>171428020
That would be based
>>
>>171427302

No. Once they die in battle they never come back

Besides I don't think u can even disband them
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>>171428568
You can. I just disbanded one, because he was stuck at 1hp in a besieged town and I couldn't keep him alive through the fight no matter what. Guess I'll have to see for myself, only 7 more turns until I have the gromril forge.
>>
>want to use avar tribesmen
>they get butchered in autoresolve
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whats an up to date faction unlock mod for kraka drak and mousilion? the ones recommended on the mod pages themselves don't work anymore
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>>171427675
>Chaos Flagellents (Gobbo Helmets)
Dat you Radious?
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>u gon learn
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>>171424169
>literally just a photocopy of Mannfred
>b-but he's not a lil bitch

Sad shit when your dad starts cosplaying as you to look younger.
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>U will neva be an orc
>U will neva foight all da biggest and strongest gits in da badlands
>U will neva become da biggest and da strongest
>U will neva get a propa WAAAGH goin' on
>U will neva stomp da stunties, stomp da 'umies, stomp da dead 'uns, STOMP DA PANZIE 'UNS, STOMP DA SPIKY 'UMIES, STOMP DA BEAST BOYZ, STOMP STOMP STOMP

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>
It's interesting going back to older Total War games with lessons you have learned since. Though you miss some UI improvements.
>>
>>171429851
goblin archers
>>
How to make Chaos campaign fun?

I enjoy their roster and think they have the most fun LL choices.

Is there a mod so you can sack and raze on one turn as them?
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Which is the most boring campaign faction and why is it dwarfs?
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>>171429220
Part of the Chaos Divided mod I really enjoy, at least aesthetically. They're supposed to be all the shitty half-naked cultist bands that form when Chaos starts moving south. Pathetic stats in battle, but to see them dying in droves is half the reason I use them. I don't have any later screenshots but their uniforms have gotten pretty crazy and varied from all the human assets being added by dlc.
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>>171365476
Two questions: I really want to get Ghorst as Vlad, you have to do this through confederation right?

Second one: If I do confederate with them and get Ghorst, if he dies will he come back as normal and does he get his quests?
>>
>>171430652
Yes to both.
>>
>>171430652
Yes, and it depends. Honestly it can be buggy sometimes and you won't get the LL back after he dies if you obtained him via confederation, other times it works fine.

You'll only be able to do Ghorst's quests if you confederate him before the AI auto-complete his quests and obtains his quest items. If he already has his quest items by the time you confederate him, you won't be able to re-do the quests, no.
>>
>tree hitler and his trash gang finally leave their meme forest to go fight chaos
>>
>One perfect searing doom kills 4 soldiers.
I don't... What?
Come on. Does it do something else? Does it murder their HP so my men can kill them in one blow?
>They don't count as kills for Balthesar either.
>>
What's a solid Lord type to have for a second WoC army? Lord, Sorcerer, Sorcerer Lord?
>>
>>171431462
Even with the buffs, Lore of Metal still isn't a top tier lore like Life, Death, or Vampirism.
>>
>>171431072
but now their AI comp armies are fucking trash.

They never get tree men, or forest dragons, and barely any treekin. Just a fucking spam of dryads

wtf is this shit?
>>
>>171431462
searing doom is still worthless despite the lore of metal buffs - it really needs an armor sundering debuff to make it useful
>>
>>171432013
Bombardments need to actually hit their targets when you cast them over an enormous blob, their damage is fine.
>>
>>171432101
Yeah, it seems like the little chunks are actually supposed to connect with a unit to do damage, it doesn't seem to have the explosion radius thing like a mortar. All the visual crap is just visual, like the little explosions from a mortar, they don't actually do damage.

Anyway, what spells are worth it then? I pretty much picked him for the armor bonus to my empire. Bonus points if it's a damage spell. I fight battles just for the artillery, guns, and spells. My melee troops are there to trap men so I can do that.
>>
FROG HITLER WHEN?
>>
>Play MP
>2v2
>One guy brings 10 helstorm rocket batteries
>Other guy brings Brettonia character spam, archers, and trebs

Dawi and chaos completely kicked their ass by hiding in trees for 10 minutes while they wasted their ammo.

Boring yet satisfying when chosen came out of the woods to clean up a bunch of gun crews without ammo
>>
Legendary is a bit fucking silly at items

>completely envelop empire spearmen unit with greatswords and two swordsmen
>nah it's ok we're not worried :^)
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>>171427185
Same reason why we hate Ebonics becoming mainstream but like spurdo memes
Ironic
>>
>>171433109
>zombies "crumbling" for 5 minutes
>kill their lord
>still there
>>
Thoughts on this mod?
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=835683630

I just want more scary Chaos, or I just should stick to this
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=761596200
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>there are people in this general right now who don't use chariots
explain yourselves scrubs, this is on legendary, if I could pause scum they would be even better
>>
>>171432630
>>171432630
All of the buffs/debuffs have their uses, and gehenna's golden hounds is good for blobs. Unless the patch changed it you can also use it to great effect vs cav (see milkandcookiestw's recent gelt battle to see this in action). Usually I would bait enemy cav into a blob w/ a melee hero and then drop the hounds to destroy the enemy cav blob. Plague of rust nukes the armor of an enemy unit, and you can also drop aoe armor/leadership buffs for your main line. Transmutation of lead does a good job at ruining the enemy's offensive capabilities.

Basically everything except for final transmutation/searing doom

>>171433107
>10 hellstorm rockets

Idk why people like these so much - they look and sound cool, but are inaccurate and don't kill anything with more than a basic amount of armor.
>>
>>171432009
I've never seen a beastmeme army using a cygor

always play on very high, wtf is this shit
>>
>>171433639
Chaos just needs better AI, they're basically suicidal armies thrown out in waves that only attack and never take the time to encamp and replenish.
>>
>>171433743
You're lucky then, lategame every time I get a beastmen stack spawn in my lands they have 3-4 cygors.
>>
>>171433743
On turn 20 as wood elves, a beastman army with 5 cygor attacked me when I didn't even have wardancers yet

FUCKING 5
>>
>>171431072
>>171432009
>>171433743
all this happens to me in every VH campaign
>>
>>171433906
jesus
>>
>small gift gives 10 relations, cost 500
>medium gift gives 20 relations, cost 1700

Why would I give anything other than small gifts?
>>
I'm currently playing a chaos campaign and the beastmen are annoying me

what's up with that? what do beastmen think of the warriors of chaos and the demons of chaos?
>>
Anons what exactly should I be doing as WElves? I'm friends with all bretonnia and the empire. I have confederated all of the wood. Do I just get millitary access agreements with everyone and choose some random faction to fuck up?

If so, who would Durthu hate the most?

Beast men are all dead as well.
>>
>>171434587
everyone shits on the beasties, so they shit on everyone in return
>>
>>171434603
Durthu would hate beastmen, wood elves and men.

Maybe Dwarfs for chopping down forests occasionally.
>>
>>171434603
>I'm friends with all bretonnia and the empire.
mistake
>>
>>171433743
I personally see beastshits using cygors in mine, but not sure.

I'll get some AI comp army
>>
>>171434587
FUCK YOU UNCLOVEN ONES
>>
>>171434782
Hmm. Fuck. OK so if I'm friends with them all (humans) err...what about whaling on the undead?

>>171434784
How so?

Should I be claiming lefensraum instead?
>>
>>171435043
>How so?
who are you going to fight if you're friends with your neighbors?

>Should I be claiming lefensraum instead?
yes
>>
>>171435142
Alright. Well helpfully marienburg just declared war on Parravon so it's time to drown those (((merchants))) in wood.
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>3 underdogs
Fuck you. You smelly frogs.
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>play empire legendary
>my swordsmen lose to basic spearmen head-on

Shit's fucked
>>
>>171435390
FREE COMPANY!
>>
Whoever said Kislev accepts a trade agreement on turn 1 no questions asked can jump off a cliff for all of the mental stress you've given me. I thought I would get loads of free money. I didn't know what I was doing wrong.
You owe me 5 seconds of your time every time I fire up a new game and try that as The Empire.
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>>171433109
>>171433360

Threadly reminder all legendary does for AI is add 12% bonus to some combat mechanics and + 10 Ld for units.

Threadly reminder going from 60 Ld to 70 Ld does not make an AI unit unbreakable.
>>
>>171435390
By Sigmar, NO!
>>
>>171434587
beastmen are fodder

the chaos gods have abandoned them, they don't give a fuck about the beastmen anymore
archaon/chaos lords kill beastmen leaders so they gain control over the herd and then they use the beastmen as bait and ambushers.

they are the shit chaos army, you are supposed to laugh at them
>>
>>171435674
>'loads of free money'
>kislev trade deal
>>
>>171436007
(you)
>>
Whats the good use of sisters of the thorns? I cant really make them usefull

wild riders are imo better
>>
>he doesn't wipe out empire secessionist by turn 5
lmaoing @ ur life senpai
>>
>>171365476
Is there any fucking way to play Total War: Warhammer without this coalition shit that fucks you late game? Every time I get too powerful as the Vampire Counts, the Dwarves fuck me even though I haven't done a thing to them all game. Same shit with the Greenskins. I can't move every single army across the map in 1 turn before 3 Dwarven factions wreck me with all their armies.

It's bullshit artificial difficulty. There is no animosity between me and the Dwarves.
>>
>>171436580
They hate you because you're vampires.
>>
>>171433743
Brayherds are virtually guaranteed to have at least one, and ordinary stacks can have anywhere up to six or seven depending on how unlucky you get.
>>
>>171436321
Well 130 more gold per turn over 50 turns is a lot more money.
>>
>>171436784
did u no that 50 gold over 200 turns is a MASSIVE amount of money?
>>
>>171436501
There has to be a better route. I don't know how, but I bet you can squeeze that quest in there somehow and still siege Marienburg.
>>
>>171436858
You're being funny, but by the time you can build the colleges of magic, it would be free because of that trade deal.

And you'll have to excuse me, that trade deal is worth 180 per turn.
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I just wanted to play VC and enslave the world and now i'm in a big allience of good against chaos with bretonnia and the empire

SEND HELP
>>
>>171437116
Now consider how small a percentage of your total funds that amount is and you'll see how trivial your stress is
>>
>>171437492
>wait for chaos to show up
>set war coordination targets on the chaos stacks
>wait for the empire/brets to send their armies to the north
>stab them in the back and take their cities while they are undefended

ez
>>
>>171437492
just back stab them when chaos is defeated
>>
>>171437658
No. I refuse. I was told there was free money, now I don't have it. I'm going to bitch and moan until CA patches it in.
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>in two weeks we will finally know more about the second part of total war warhammer
>>
Why
in the hell
can't you get trade rights with Middlenland right away?
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Walls of Tempelhof
>>
Migrate
>>171439083
>>171439083
>>171439083
>>
Man I don't know if I should play Vlad or VC

Pros for Vlad

Cool royal couple I feel like serving
Slightly nicer than Mannfred
Not a manlet

Pros of VC
Get to play Ghorst for easier self insertion
Better campaign color
Full evil
>>
>>171438981
Because they fucking hate you?

Was that so hard?
>>
>>171366706
Suddenly...
Herd of Beastmen Jacking.
>>
>>171436580
Are you spreading your Vampire AIIIIIIIIIIIDS into their lands?

Certain buildings spread it to adjacent provinces and so you may be slowly tainting their lands rendering them toxic to their troops, etc.

I imagine that would be annoying.

Greenskins hate everyone really.
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