/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General

https://mwomercs.com/civil-war
https://mwomercs.com/civil-war-update

Are you old men still playing this fucking game? holy shit

Will PGI eventually release IS omnimechs, the way things are headed?

Are there any IS omnimechs that would even be playable? Raptor, Owens, Avatar, Hauptmann perhaps? There are a lot of IS omnis that would be terrible in MWO due to the way omnis work, they would be hardlocked to trash builds, Striders for example.

>>171159343
Avatar and Thanatos and Fafnir should be ok.

>>171113108
>when this post reminded me about the Big Gun Locust
Shit, the more I think about the implications of the Civil War tech the more I'm happy about it and glad that they went to 3067 instead of ~3062. The thing I hate most about the 1V is the need to stare with that laser all the time.

>>171160693
>glad that they went to 3067

3067 opens up a lot of IS tech. 3062 wouldn't have been enough.

>>171161046
I thought that they would go for 3062 first as a baby-steps method of heading into post Invasion equipment. Introduce Streak SRMs, MRMs, IS ER lasers and autocannon variants first, balance them against the skill tree and then go for Civil War later. That way they would have a more reasonable workload.

With this they have jumped into the pool head first with their skill trunks flying off.

>>171159453
>Fafnir
Not an omni, fagit

>>171161443
Best to have zero expectations when it comes to that sort of stuff, so you can't be disappointed.

If ATMs are to function correctly at range they have to have a lock-on mechanism. Even the fast SRM velocities will have trouble hitting anything at 500+ distances. Being able to use lock ons may mean that they will give it LRM-like projectile velocities.

This means that at close range they will have both the advantage of lock ons over dumbfire SRMs and the disadvantage of slow missile velocities so SRMs will still be the snappier option. Maybe this might be combined with a staggered launch method like the LRMs to further reign in the power of the HE rounds.

I'm still impressed that the Piggy managed to not create a Clan AC 2.0 situation with these ATMs, but disappointed that they are still too lazy to overhaul their game to support multiple ammo types. It is a bit of a cheat to always have exactly the right missiles available for the job until all of them are spent.

>Catapult K2 with dual heavy pepsi
Fun inbound.

>>171162273
Maybe they'll fix ammo switching so you can have properly functional atms.

>>171159343
Because we are skipping to the Civil War era we will probably be skipping all those early attempt shitomnis. Those from the era that may be decent like the Sunder may appear.

>>171159453

I would want to see how they would pull off the Sunder in MWO, they could work some magic with hitboxes and make it not terrible. It could be the god of arm shielding to prevent it's hardlocked massive XL engine from being cored out from the side

>>171163380
Stick enough armor quirks on something and even something as terribly shaped as a fatlas can be ok.

>>171162683
>awesomes going to be awesome again

nice

rip

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>>171159453
isn't the thanatos retro'd to a standard mech?

I'd still want to see the MW3 staple omnimechs. The Strider would be an amazing SRM striker.

>>171167319
The original Thanatos design was supposed to be an Omni or sumsheeeit, but the space gooks couldn't sell them or pull it off, so it became a battlemech.

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>The new clan mechs
>But also the new IS tech
Fuck yes
Can't to get good at MRM's and rotary cannons

>>171167319
>single heat sinks
Which would be okay if they did something funky like a quirk that buffs it to DHS levels so that the mech is technically "cheating" by getting that performance despite physically using SHS, but I doubt that PIG is that adventurous.

Is there any good use for non-ER PPCs?

>IS LBX20 will take 11 crit slots
>making it a side torso only weapon

Welp, there go my dreams of having a brawler weapon that doesn't suck dicks.

>>171168989
you have that already, it's called the AC20.

>>171169869
>>171168989
can't wait to put an UAC20 on the IS hunchback

>>171167319
The Strider would be dogshit.

Who the fuck will post in both threads?

>>171175341
Apparently you.

>>171175810
>>171175736
Apparently me.

New player here, what's the optimal macro fire rate for 6xUAC5 whale? 460ms?

>>171176703
nice explosion

>>171176703
faggot. use the fucking keys in game or GTFO.

macro-using fuckwit.

SRM LINEBACKER THAT 1SHOTS ASSAULTS? AMAZING CHEATS BRO

>>171176867
>>171176978
u mad bros
whoops can't hear you through the screen shake! :^)

>>171177841
why is YOUR screen shaking?

also, fuckwit, using an out of game anything is a cheat, just because fucking retards and the other people who also use it say it's A-OK does not make you a cheat using shitter. Either git gud and learn ho to shoot them yourself or don't fucking use them.

I bet you sue a fucking wall hack outline overlay program too.

>>171179208
>using a macro is cheating

top kek

Macros get you nowhere in MWO and no one cares because it's a nonissue

>>171179208
For your information I am 28 years old, I have a job that I make 2.5K dollars a month + extras, I have my own apartment and I have a woman.
I am just not gonna take shit from worthless pathetic shitstains over the internet.
Especially from a colossal faggot nerd shitter which is paid less than a McDonalds employee working for the PIG to ban people in their shitty online game because I hurt the pretty special snowlake feelings of some faggot shitter kid.

Anyone here like mechassault by chance? I feel like playing the game with friends soon. xlinkkai is awesome for that shit.

>>171179208
What if it's a hardware macro, anon?
Is using the capabilities of your keyboard magically hacking?
>>171179471
>For your information I am 28 years old, I have a job that I make 2.5K dollars a month + extras, I have my own apartment and I have a woman.
If you're so insecure you need to spew out shit like this because somebody insulted you over the internet then you're far more pathetic than he ever will be.

>>171179471
Where can i sign up for your blog?

>>171179471
Keep us posted

>>171175341
It goes without saying that this is the superior thread because it has less dudebot and shitpostchan.

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How much brawling damage you want senpai?

>>171182441
mitebfun

>>171180371
if you are using something NOT inside the game to artificially reproduce something YOU cannot do in the game, YOU are cheating.

IF you can apm high enough to fire uacs forever without jamming manually then good for you, that's a SKILL you have, but if you're using things out of the game, NOPE, you're a cheating shitter

>Snub PPC
Is this just going to completely invalidate every other short range IS energy weapon?

>>171183246
Macros don't prevent jams. If they doubletap, there's the chance to jam, period.

All a macro can do is create the optimal shot timing for screenshake, which is pointless and easily achievable manually.

>>171183271
How is it going to be better than the current IS LPL?

>>171183246
Shit
I guess everyone's cheating by using any mouse and keyboard because they can't fucking directly interface with the computer.

Everyone playing the game needs to use hardware to interface with the game. Why is hardware with one function allowed when hardware without that function not?

>>171183385
0 duration plus splash damage

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>>171183457
>I guess everyone's cheating by using any mouse and keyboard

Fuck you, I'm still using twin joysticks like you're supposed to.

>>171183530
>splash damage

What? I don't know why you'd expect it to get splash damage.

The IS LPL does 11 damage in .67s for less heat. I hardly see the snubnose PPC completely invalidating it.

>>171183271
>only does full damage out to 270 meters
>damage dropoff to 450 meters
>does zero damage over that
>does 1 damage per heat at best or 0.5 at max

So literally worse than a LPL.

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6RAC2 Annihilator is difficult to build without an XL, and since you can't freely change engines in SSW it's even more of a pain. 85% armour on this one already, and only 2 extra DHS, with a 300LFE. Going down to a 280 to get more ammo, armour, or DHS would be best, but really you're going to be hurting for something no matter what unless you want to lose even more speed which is a terrible idea. Still, it's technically doable in a not completely retarded fashion I guess.

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>>171184070
And 4UAC10 is pretty much not happening unfortunately.

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>>171184167
>>171184070
On the otherhand, if the memes are strong enough...

"We will never add Heavy lasers" - Russ
>adding Heavy lasers in the Civil War patch
epic just epic

>>171183810
I don't think they are competent enough to code in variable damage dropoff over range. It will probably scale to 0 in a linear fashion after 270 meters, so 540 max. Which is about the same level of range buffing that the LPL got only this time to max range rather than optimal range.

It's also instant so less screwing around in brawling and more synergy with SRM builds.

>>171183654
I think he meant no splash damage. Which the LPL technically doesn't have but in practice does because of the duration.

>>171184650
>I don't think they are competent enough to code in variable damage dropoff over range.
>It will probably scale to 0 in a linear fashio

You'd almost sound like you knew what you were talking about if you didn't forget that clan lrms have a variable dropoff instead of a linear one

>>171184650
IS LPL duration is so short to begin with it's really not that much of an issue, easily worth the heat-damage tradeoff.

Also Clan LRMs do not dropoff linearly in damage, and ATMs sound like they'll be doing bracketed damage, but who knows.

>>171183810
Don't forget it will also have a slower fire rate than a LPL. It's literally worse in terms of damage, in terms of heat, in terms of DPS, in terms of range. It will probably have a shitty ghostheat limit as well.

The only thing a snubnose has over an IS LPL is that it weighs 1 ton less.

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For when you need to utterly destroy both yourself and the enemy infront of you. 140 damage alpha strike on doubletaps. I mean, you're going to explode from the heat, but fuck it.

>>171182441
>78 damage at short range

Spicy meme-a-ball.

>>171183271
It's a budget LPL.

Only really good for mechs that have PPC heat/ velocity and energy range quirks.

>>171184932
>>171185163
To be fair, that's not to snub the ppc ba dum psh, but more of a factor of just how good the LPL is relative to all other shorter range weapons.

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The boring but inevitable choice. Lower arm actuators for the gauss arms are nice.

Downsizing the engine for more DHS would probably be best too but alas, SSW limitations.

>>171185295
Well technically the snub-nose PPC could have its niche if it follow the tabletop values, which means its optimum range would be slightly higher than the normal PPC's but it would have only half the maximum range compared to the normal PPC.

So it should be a budget clan large pulse laser, really.

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395XL, 4ASRM6, 4HML, 21DHS, 4JJ.

This will be a fun, if hot, build. Alternatively, 380XL with 4ASRM6, 4MPL, 21DHS and 4JJ, or a 375 with a TC1.

>>171184409
No proofs whatsoever, you're not funny.

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Last one because it struck me the Cent AH is one of the better mechs to fuck around with rocket launchers on. This is for you, Dashing.

255XL, 3RL20, 1UAC20, and room for a TC1. I think IS TCs weight the same as Clan anyways, I don't know. I tried to fit it with a light engine but you wouldn't get enough ammo unfortunately, you'd have to drop 1.5t of ammo.

With doubletap you get a nice, one-time 100 damage alpha. Not bad for a 50 tonner.

>>171187385
>missile hardpoints on the right torso of a cent

notsureifserious.jpg

>>171187484
Who cares, I just threw them in, it's all the same.

>>171157813
They removed 30 days premium from each package (0 left on standard, 30 left on collector)

>>171188032
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>171187219
It was literally on his twitter. I can't be arsed to dig through months upon months of his twitter shitposting, but anyone who has been here for long enough will probably remember it alongside the guy who bugged Russ once a day about MUH MADCAT MK II

how about we don't have two simultaneous threads

>>171157307
>>171157307
>>171157307

>>171189085
Well considering that one is complete shitposting and this one isn't, I'll just stick to the proper one.

>>171189085
but having TWO BREADS is FUN.

and 2>1

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>>171157813
Compiled from sarna.

>>171189339
Weight, Slots, and Cost will probably be the same. Everything else is probably going to be close, but who knows.

>>171189492
tons and slots are always true to tabletop
damage is either the same or very close, heat is all over the place

range for a lot of the weapons is easy to value because they have the same range as existing weapons in the game

cost who the fuck knows

>>171189339
holy shit heavy small laser damage

>>171188032
>remove prem time
>add fancy item that gives extra cbills but only if you buy a couple of big packs
>golds don't seem to notice

really makes me think

>>171188032
kek didn't even notice because every grab deal forever has had premium time

we better get the outreach hugbox riled up about this

>>171189339
So how would the lmg and hmg work in comparison to the regular memeguns?

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back after along winter, which are the best kitty prime builds for some one with a few omnipods

>>171189908
What do you mean? LMG have more range but less damage, HMG is the opposite.

>tfw it'll be several months until I can equip all of my mechs with nothing else but mrms, racs, snub pepsi, atms, heavy lasers, etc

>>171189936
4spl + 24Asrms + JJs

>>171184756
>>171184803
I only just recalled reading somewhere a long time ago that the Clan LRM actually uses some sort of nonlinear formula for its damage dropoff unlike the old PPC, but I can't confirm it so I assume it is linear.

The snubnose pepsi has an accelerating concave graph for its damage up to its max range on the tabletop. If we were to extrapolate the damage reduction all the way down to zero it would end up slightly less than the 18 hexes of standard PPCs where those still do full damage albeit with poor accuracy. Really wonder how they're actually going to handle it in MWO because having the same damage range as a medium laser is pretty harsh.

0.67 seconds of burn time is enough for lighter and faster mechs to overshoot an opening in the terrain while firing. The difference will add up over time. I certainly would be happy to have it on my Locust.

>>171184932
Why would it necessarily fire slower than the LPL? We don't know what kinds of tweaks they're going to cook up for it. It is entirely possible that they may boost its range and/or damage in the same fashion as the LPL given their status as "big brawling weapons that have range problems".

>>171190095
4 second cooldown on every ppc. 3.25 second cooldown on lpl. (2.25 to 3.25 on every laser)

I don't know what they're going to do with the snubnose, but it definitely won't have a 3 second cooldown.

>>171190095
CLRM dropoff is assuredly not linear.

>>171190339
Lasers only start their cooldown timers after they have finished burning.

Even if their recharge times were different it is only a minor difference and creates more methods for bypassing ghost heat limits since pepsi and lasers aren't in the same category. I can think of a few assault mechs that might be able to take advantage of that.

>>171190714
So?
You can fire a LPL from start to finish, and start firing a second time before you can fire a ppc twice. The point about a slower fire rate, as well as less damage, worse range, and higher heat all stand.

The only ways the snubnose is better is it weighs a ton less, and obviously the pinpoint damage of the snubnose means the damage either all lands one component or misses completely.

>>171190464
Which is tripling down on the retardition since they aren't supposed to have any dropoff at all.

>>171190045
>4spl

anything more "serious"?

>>171189998
Considering how slow machinegun bullets travel, the LMG seems totally useless against a moving target.

Conversely, the HMG is going to shred things if it's just memegun x1.5

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>>171191079
>thinks the top brawling meta heavy isn't serious
kek

>>171190027
Believe me, everyone will LFF for days as many IS mechs have spare slots.

And i predict Large Clab Butthurt if LFE won't get clan downsides of a blown side torso.

>>171191436
Now you just have to buy LFE's for all your mechs. That won't set you back, right?

>>171191109
You know MG's are hitscan, right?
The tracers are super misleading, but you can notice the actual impact effects follow correctly; the damage indicator should also be giving that away.

>>171190045
Unironically make room for memeguns in that. Especially on prime kitty.

>>171192061
No I didn't know that. Why have visual information that is completely wrong in the first place.

is there a mwo unit for /vg/ or a discord/ts?

>>171191436
>Believe me, everyone will LFF for days as many IS mechs have spare slots.
A lot of them don't though because IS dubs taking so many slots.

>>171189339
So are they going to have ammo switching for atms or how is that going to work?

>>171192578
Because PGI are completely incompetent.

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>>171192986
nigga how hard is it to read

>>171193167
So it's going to work just like every laser and ballistic, but with travel time? How dull.

>>171193315
>so it's going to work differently from any other missile in the game
hmm really really activates my almonds

>>171192986
Ammoswitching would have been cool. Too bad.

>>171193895
If they actually stick to their promise and don't butcher it, it'll more or less simulate the ATM ammo switching fine.

The actual problem with no ammo switching is that they can't put in any of the AC/srm/lrm special ammo types, or Arrow IV ammo types if they ever put that in the game.

>>171194774
They wouldn't know how to balance those anyway and if they did add alternate ammo would mostly likely have to make alternate autocannons just for those ammo types that have to be paired together, like the placeholder Clan ACs because they couldn't get the Clan LBX ACs to fire slug ammo as an option.

>>171194774
It emulates the ammo switching but it means that all ATM ammo is magically whatever you need at the moment. Managing actual ammo usage brings a depth that will be missing here, especially since the ER and standard missiles have overlapping ranges.

If they don't find a way to implement ammo switching then we will never see MMLs which is stupid. Wasting time with a stopgap measure like this only makes the real work take even longer to get done.

Are ATMs guided?

>>171195370
Maybe guided with a dumb fire capability like LRMs?

>>171195370
SRMs, LRMs and ATMs should all be guided while MRMs and Rockets are not. It's unusual both MW4 and MWO decided to make SRMs unguided.

>>171196645
Not strange at all when Streaks exist.

>ATMs
>weighs only slightly more per missile than streaks
>more tubes per allowing you to boat more per hardpoint
>barely takes more slots
>does 50% more damage than SRMS at close range
>PLUS long and medium range capability
There's no way these things will be balanced.
Hope you guys are ready for scorches boating two ATM-12's in each torso for ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTY FOUR damage of guided alpha. And that's with plenty of spare tonnage, enough to put into a side-armament. I don't care what ammo restrictions or ghost heat you put on it, that's just ridiculous and will instagib anything light or medium.

>>171197169
You have no way of knowing how much damage they will do.

>>171197169
Wow, it's almost like streaks and lrms suck wewuzkang dicks and we'll finally get a missile weapon worth using on heavier mechs.

>>171196759
There are ways to tweak their tracking abilities so that Streaks are superior, however that would come with a whole lot of cascading requirements. Inaccurate SRMs would fulfill their original purpose as critseekers, but that means you need a proper crit system that actually breaks things often enough. That may include engine crits and destruction which opens up a whole other can of worms.

>>171197169
They could have a long reload time as a downside. Lower velocity, staggered launch and needing a lockon to counter the low velocity will all help cut it down to the right size.

>>171197329
I would be highly surprised if PGI has the actual foresight to not use tabletop damage initially.

>>171198050
If they don't do 3 damage at short range the weapon is fucking doa. I couldn't give less of a shit if it obsoletes a bunch of trash missile systems that are already obsoleted by basically every weapon in the game, I want it to fucking work like it's supposed to and be viable.

Literally the worst thing they can do is putting their fucking piggyverse nerfs on yet an another weapon and making it permanently crippled, instead of the thing that saves countless mech variants with missile hardpoints and enables new builds.

>>171199129
Are you saying SRMs are bad?

>>171199317
They are if your huge heavy/assault mech has only a couple of hardpoints, and the clan srms spread damage a lot more than the IS ones and don't have the extra bonus damage the IS ones have either.

>>171199503
lol

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>>171199129
>If they don't do 3 damage at short range the weapon is fucking doa

>>171200249
We'll see. I can already tell you that if the numbers are fucked, you won't be seeing a lot of ATMs on the field from people who know what they're doing because they just won't be worth using.

>>171200249
I could totally see them start at 2.5 damage at kniferange and drop down to 1 damage at 800m or whatever.

>>171200689
>>171200727
Don't forget ATM come in bigger numbers than SRM, so even if they do just 2 damage they'll still do more because there's more missiles.

>>171200689
That's because you're thinking of it backwards.

The point of ATMs is to have flexibility, not just more straight up damage. You have the choice of using it at long range, and if someone rushes you, no problem you can keep using it at short range. It's the same reason gauss rifles are great.

>>171200928
Judging from how effective LRMs are at long ranges in MWO, that flexibility is largely going in the trashcan unless ATMs have crazy projectile velocities.

>>171201865

You keep using those words but I don't think you understand what they mean. Try to keep up.

There's a reason I said long range and gauss.

Lrms are a shortrange weapon.

>>171202087
>Lrms are a shortrange weapon.
>Long range missiles are a shortrange weapon
Exactly. LRMs are fucking awful.

Gauss rifle is a sniper weapon that fires a single accurate shot straight forward with a massive velocity and no requirement for locking on. Shooting missiles at long ranges has an extremely bad track record so far unless they do something like make ATMs shoot out in a single dumbfired clump with high velocity, which is not likely to happen for a number of reasons.

>>171201865
Shooting at people you can't see but are relatively close by is a valid use case for the LRMs you know.

But now with the ATMs they hit for double damage whenever you do it.

How did you start as a mercenary?

As a young man while exploring a cave near my home city I came across a long stripped and abandoned Mech garrison. Inside behind a large fallen boulder I saw a small alcove that still holds a battle Mech. It was a CRB-27b Crab, still painted in SLDF camouflage. Using my knowledge that I obtained from working on the militias hover tanks I was able to bring the Mech online.

Arriving at my next duty day with the militia in my new mech garnered me both an immediate promotion and a sizable bonus for finding the garrison, which yielded several other examples of lost technology, but no more mechs.

After training for a year, I was mustered into the regular forces. On my first combat mission, a raid against a combine held world, I was able to locate and scout the defending DCMS Mech forces.

Unfortunately, the battle turned against my unit. In order to cover the retreat of damaged mechs of my company i attempted to keep the DCMS engaged.

Alone, i managed to knock out two DCMS dragons and damage three others, while receiving crippling damage to my mechs left leg, and losing most of my armor. However, my tactics were successful and all the damaged mechs escaped to the dropships, which immediately launched for orbit.

Abandoned and facing an almost full company of DCMS mechs, i began planning my final stand, when the radio crackled on an open frequency.

"Warrior, I am Cho-Sa Tojo Nakijima of the Fifth Sword of Light. You have shown great skill and courage in your defense of your comrades. And they have abandoned you in return. I have no wish to see you destroyed as payment for your loyalty, so I offer you this chance for honorable surrender. Power down your mech, and we will escort you to the COMSTAR facility to arrange travel back to your people. And while I will claim your Crab for my own, you will not be Dispossed. You will receive a fully functional DGR-1N Dragon in exchange. If choose to continue to fight, we will honor your choice and grant the death you desire."

Not wanting to die for nothing, I powered down the Crab. Cho-Sa Nakijima kept his word. After a few days spent under guard at the DCMS field base, i was escorted to the COMSTAR compound in my new (unloaded) Dragon.

COMSTAR arranged travel back to my home station. Once there I was awarded a medal and discharged (under less than honorable conditions) for bargaining with the enemy.

With a mech but no unit, I contacted a nearby mercenary outfit and began my new life as a soldier for hire.

After several years and even more deaths, I became the unit commander under the rules of longevity.

dudebot please stop

>>171203116
FedCom royalty - My father rules a planet, and has a mech. He 'loans' it to me so I can join the Federated Suns military and serve gloriously before taking my own place in charge. But due to underestimating the enemy, and being ambushed by a lance of crafty Urbanmechs, I got discharged, the weight of my incompetency more than countering my mechs value, even in the 3010s.
Stuck with a busted mech, broke and waiting for a jumpship to take my home in disgrace, I run upon a mercenary outfit. I join up with them, rather than go home, and eventually work my way up to command through attrition. I run off to the periphery to escape debt collectors and other mercenaries hired by my father to get his mech back.

>>171203116
Captain Hatchsune cranes her up at the tall woman standing in front of her and reaches her hand into her pocket. Her blue eyes are wide as she peers through her counterpart.

Zoyra Amilakhvari stares down at her tiny Commander, 'Hatchy? Are you OK?'

The Captain fishes out a notebook and hands it to Zoyra; she opens it and sees nothing but page-after-page of names, the first names in the book being the original crew of the Namida, the Hatchy's Helpers jumpship. Dozens and dozens of pages containing an almost countless amount of people are bound within this tiny notepad.

Hatchy starts repeating the names in order before Amilakhvari starts to understand the significance of this little book. Her dark eyes are wide with shock, '...Captain...'

Hatchsune pauses as her gaze goes even more distant before snapping back to the young Zoyra, 'I held all of their hopes and dreams in these hands,' she holds her small hands up and examines them with a glossy expression, 'and I couldn't keep holding on anymore.'

I can take no more

She pauses for whats seems an eternity to Amilakhvari. Zoyra's chest begins to tighten as she searches for something to say or an action to take, but the heartache that her Commander shows freezes her in place.

'But,' Hatchy snaps out her trance and fishes out a different notepad from a different pocket, she smiles as she flips to a page near the end, 'these are hopes and dreams that we gave.' She places a finger on a name, 'This person here, this is someone that you gave hopes and dreams to, and helped give hope to everyone after.' There is a long list of names after that point that Zoyra remembers.

The Captain holds both books up, 'As long as this one always has more names than this one,' she waves the second book as she drops the first book slightly, 'there is redemption.'

She takes a deep breath and repeats herself, 'Redemption.'

All these Uziel variants are making me moist.

>>171203116
"So, where did you get that mech?" You say to the Asian mechwarrior with the blue eyes. He stares at you, the silence growing uncomfortable. You try to explain, maybe lighten the mood a little. "I mean, I haven't seen a model like that before. What did you do, hack the arms off a Marauder?" You give a little chuckle, but it dies quickly in the silence from the other man.

Finally he speaks. "I found it." He says, taking another drink without breaking eye contact. You decide it would be better not to press the issue.

(You are asking the wrong character for an in character explanation of how he got his mech. )

>>171203116
Touching the left leg of my Warhammer, I start to recall my introduction to the Black Legion....

Looking in my right hand I see the discharge papers from my time in D.M.I. 6, five years doing the dirty work for house Davion and all I get are a bunch of horrific memories of doing nasty things to nasty people. I give an audible sigh, knowing that my skill set leaves me with limited job prospects. Out of the corner of my eye I see a man in a well tailored suit, small circular glasses start to approach me. He waved a gloved hand and calls out "Captain Munro, a moment of your time?"

Having nothing better to do, knowing the love of my life is back in Tharkad and I'm not setting foot in that snake pit any time soon, I wave him over. No sooner is he with in arm's reach he passes a black card to me and says before leaving "When you find yourself needing employment, please consider calling that number."

>>171203116
"Some of our deep-cover operatives have uncovered something big, something significant. Piece of Star League-era tech that nobody knew about until now. I know that you're just now trying to settle in with your new family, but you're the only one we can spare to go down there and retrieve it. You'll need to go back under cover as a mercenary, but after what happened the last time we'll need to give you a new mech for the job. I'm sorry, but this has to be done before anyone else gets their hands on what we've got."

>>171203116
Someone was stealing my sheep and had the gall to offer me mutton curry of all things when I got back from the hospital.
That's casus belli enough to mount flamers and machine guns on my AgroMech.

* totally not based on a true story

>>171203116
Growing up seemed to pass by so fast looking back now. Finished schooling and figured I'd be a doctor or something... yet here I am. Dad told me if want to do something worth my time, do it to help others.. never did see much of him.

War came to our home and took out half of our town and college. FWL was desperate for soldiers, and I joined to get back at those bastards. Went into infantry and led soldiers, they thought I was qualified. LOL, scarred out of my mind. Led successfully though. Surprisingly enough, they kept saying i had a nack for it. Scored my way into a demolitions team and pursued counter operations for about 3 years.

Got a call from this dude who worked with my father, said my dad died in an accident at the refinery. Went to the funeral and was approached by a well dressed man named Flynn. Said he worked for my dad and wanted to know if I wanted to continue His work. My mind blown, I didn't even know what he did. So I figured I'd just say yes, just to refocus my mind, but then he shook my hand and left. I went on with my life a bit pissed Flynn just left me with even more questions. Within a week back at the company, I was told I'm going to Orlaf to train as a Mechwarrior. Worked my tail off, but just before graduating, they kicked me out. Flynn showed up just as I was leaving the academy and dressed in what looked like the same suit from the funeral. Flynn simply said, "Your ready, let's get going." That is how I landed this job. Much more than I could ever have imagined. My father operated a group called the MAGI, as did his father before him. Supposedly, old great great someone was part of what used to be the SLDF way back when. What is more crazy, when I joined the military, we were being trained by this MAGI unit but were told they were FWLM instructors.

please just stop take whatever you want but just stop

>>171203116
Signed up with the AFFS young with the family 'Mech. Did my tours, got sick of it, so didn't re-up. family disowned me for that, but possession is 9 tenths of the law the say.

So there I am, a highly skilled pilot with a 12m tall death robot.

What was I going to do? Look up the want adds?

- Shane

>wanna grab deal mk2
>realize it will look hideous without missile ears just like the original
eh maybe not

>>171205685
Just equip the ears bro. What could possibly go wrong?

>>171205685
You mean it will look glorious. It will be a shark, a walking shark.

>>171206760
mixed loadouts are fun t.b.h

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how to git gud at robots?

>>171203116
How did scum-sucking pirate trash like me get her hands on an entire lance of f***-off BattleMechs? I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you. What's that? Hahaha heh yeah, you're right. I am going to kill you anyway. Won't be pretty, neither. F*** it, last wishes and all:

So me and my twin brother (not identical, obviously) always had a pretty serious sib rivalry. Y'know, like, "who can take more prisoners worth ransoming," or, "first to collapse a building with a man-portable SRM launcher?" Kid stuff.

Dad loved it. Encouraged us, gave us platoon commands before most kids get hair down below. We made the old man proud, plus a mint. Our best score ever, and a damn big bada-boom, we brought down a Leopard coming in to save the poor little rich Taurian a******s we were raiding. Guess they weren't afraid of us enough, coming in with their big killer robots. Big killer robots don't help much when you eat s*** at 10 gee. They build em tough though. Salvaged all four mechs. Plus, with the rescuers turned paste, there was plenty time to take everything that moon had worth taking.

Dad spent the proceeds getting the mechs fixed up. Found some sad drunk Dispossessed to teach the three of us how to make with the MechWar in exchange for a decent retainer and a chance to con the Firestarter. Bill Boddicker was too old a dog to learn tricks that new, but me and Chuck were only 14, and quick studies at anything that kills, maims, or destroys, as I'm sure you've come to appreciate.

Oh, almost forgot. Chuck got the lucky shot that brought down the dropship (despite the plan being mine) so he got second pick after dad claimed the Griffin. He took the Hatchetman, I got stuck with a Jenner. Chuck had great fun smashing things to bits with that hatchet that never seemed to get damaged and pouring explosive shells out of the autocannon. My SRMs were nice but the lasers don't have enough bang bang, you know?

>>171203116
>>171207142
Yeah, I know I don't have a Hatchetman or a Jenner in my lance. I was just coming to that. Don't interrupt unless want me to yank another molar out of your filthy mouth.

By the time we were 19, my brother and I were competent Mechwarriors, and our rivalry got stronger and a lot costlier. Meanwhile local piracy had become less lucrative, and we didn't have the spacecraft for traveling between stars. Dad reformed our pirate cadre into a merc unit. Soon after, Chuck and I got into it but good. He was threatening to peel my tin can with his hatchet. I planned on taking it from him. Dad tried to intervene in his Griffin but he wasn't up to our speed. And this time, I got the lucky shot. Straight through the canopy, didn't even nuke the cockpit beyond repair, and daddy was cinders.

Chuck was enraged and came me with the hatchet, tearing up my launcher and threatening ammo stores. I couldn't bring my lasers to bear with the Jenner's stubby, inarticulate arms, but rapid fired them all anyway. I jammed the auto-shutdown override and leaned into the Hatchetman. I'm not sure if the detonation was from the SRM ammo going, or if the reactor overloaded but it was the prettiest boom I've ever seen, watching from my ejector chute. It took both mechs with it.

Didn't take much work clean up the Griffin, and I found myself in charge of Boddicker's Butchers. Kicked the sad Dispossessed out an airlock and hired a more like-minded pilot for his mech.

As for where the other two mechs came from, that's another story. But you've stalled long enough. Surprised the cavalry hasn't come for you, yet? Hard for them to ride in and save the day when their barracks was slagged with them inside.

So let's quite literally get down brass tacks, shall we? You tell me what my employers want to know, and I won't jam brass tacks into your fingers.

>>171207114
practice, practice and practice.

Or buy a Scorch.

>>171203116
“I was born into a mercenary unit actually, back then we were called Williams Wrecks and I was training to be a Mechwarrior like my father. Unlike most children though I had a huge family of close to eighty members you see, for I was like a mascot to the Wrecks and even more so like a little brother or son to most. From mechjock, to aero pilot, to techs and crew they were all like family to me and treated me the same. Though I suppose a lot of that had more to do with my mother being the XO more so than my father being a Mech pilot.”

“It was shortly after my seventeenth birthday that all that changed however, and my family was taken from me. It was in the early morning hours of New Year’s Day 3019 on the Mercenary’s Star when I lost everything I had ever cared for or loved. You see we had held a private party for everyone the night before and had left at the bequest of the most senior of our number.”

“I was with Colonel Taffy Williams our CO when everything went to hell. She was more like a grandmother than anything else to me, and she doted on me like a true favorite of her very own flesh and blood. She used to even put to sleep when I was but a babe, telling me the stories of when the unit was actually called Srec's Wrecks and they worked for Houses like Marik and the Draconis Combine and why to never trust a house ever, especially after what Liao pulled with her as well."

>>171207114
just gid gud

>>171207114
Lrm spam.

>>171203116
Baron Marmot's family was installed as planetary governors of a back water forgettable planet early in the first succession wars to protect against possible aggressors. During this time the Marmot family has taken the baron rock and made it a viable mining colony. The family was the head of the defense forces, law, trade, owning everything and almost everyone.

The Federated Son's paid little attention to the Marmot family and its holdings over the years as taxes always came through on time and increased at a steady rate each year. Not even bad news or rumors left their planet and the Marmots kept out of politics and power games that could lead to their demise. During this time when pirates raided, the Marmot's and their militia's could always repel or fend these off without the necessity of calling is support from outsiders.

This was until recently when I, William Marmot took over fathers place as the head of the family and all of its holdings. While I was a natural leader and ace MechWarrior for some reason I have been unsuccessful in each and every battle. The pirates always seem to out class my militia's and defense forces, even with me at the head in my family Dervish. Taxes started becoming hard to pass on when the raiders took everything and destroyed what ever they could not take. In the last 5 years things have been difficult, but it didn't give Fed Suns the right to excommunicate my self and remaining family.

Now with only a name, title and a ancient Dervish I have sought out a small Mercenary unit to lead, and lead back into retaking my family heritage Fed Son's be damned. And at some point I need to change the call sign my father gave me when i was just a child. "General Good Will" is not a name that will be feared and respected.

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>>171207652
i own Scorch-chan..but im still bad..what do?

>>171208215
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can we report this as spam

>>171203116
"If you really want to know . . ." A pause, the dark-haired man leaning back in the seat and checking the clock before speaking up again. "Let's assume you heard of a little place called Twycross, or if you haven't then you at least know what and where the Trellshire area of space is. Not terribly exciting most of the time, except for when there's a war on. Lyran and Combine forces probing each other for weaknesses, systems trading back and forth over decades, you get the idea."

He blows over a cup of warm coffee, taking a sip and wincing. "I'm never letting Louis make the coffee again." He half-murmurs before shaking his head. "Anyway, let's assume you know where it is. There was this remarkably ill-advised push made courtesy of someone up the Lyran chain of command thinking the quiet meant the Combine couldn't keep them out. They mobilized a couple companies of 'Mechs and some more vehicle support and infantry platoons, to take a stab at some good old-fashioned conquest." He pauses, sighing and looking at the ceiling. "It didn't go very well, after the initial strikes got a foothold. I'll never say a bad thing about the readiness of DCMS crews, that's for sure."

He sips from the coffee, and stares into it for almost long enough to bring the question up of whether he's all right. "They pushed back, and managed to drop on Twycross just behind some of the folks returning from the front. My unit was involved, and ordered to set up a perimeter which could withstand an unknown quantity and weight class of enemy 'Mechs. I didn't have the option of telling them where to stick the order, since we really were the last thing keeping things from turning completely. It didn't matter anyway, as a heavy lance broke through one side of the defense line and started for the Dropship landing area where there was repair and rearming going on. Orders changed to fall back."

>>171208298
Aff

>>171208356
Another drink, and a wince. "Damn that's terrible. Anyway, my unit opted for another option. We had some Quickscell crap which wasn't all that good but it was fast and could harass while friendly 'Mechs powered up to fight back. We convinced a Lance commander to make a counter-attack while we came behind the enemy, mostly by promising - straight out of our rears - this could work. Orders were dropped down to try to re-embark and prepare for dustoff rather than risk a major battle, and we all ignored those orders since there wasn't any time for doing that."

"Long story made short, that was an intense hour of a firefight, I got to see an Orion blow the hell out of a Dragon, and some idiot in a Zeus think he could take a Warhammer and a Panther. Would have done fine if he hadn't closed too close. Poor idiot. Upside is, we were able to get the Warhammer to surrender. And for the efforts in mounting the defense, we all got medals and . . ."

He breaks into a laugh, and stands up. "I was wondering when you'd call bull on that. Yeah, no. That's why I'm out here and no longer in their service. Huh? Did I lie about anything else? Sort of. What really happened, then?" A sad, almost mocking smile. "I don't remember."

>>171208291
LRM spam with the Scorch.

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should i buy a Spirit Burr?

>>171210507
No get a Top Dog

>>171210507
It's just a shitty Atlas, so no.

>>171210507
It's the weakest of the Kodiaks, that said it's a good mech, but there are better Hero assaults.

Personally, get a Misery.

EPIC

>>171207114
Give me a blowjob.

>>171206892
ATTACK OF THE 12 M LAND SHARK! RAWR

>>171215732
I'm naming my Deathstrike the 'Jabberjaw'

>>171208298
Only if we report shitpostchan too.

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>>171214321
lewd

I kind of want to buy the Mk2 because it will be fun, but I kind of don't want to buy it because it's pretty much the least cool mech in the entire franchise.

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would this work on a Spirit Burr?

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=411&l=17988539a83be98179dc61609a4bf3541178ed24

>>171218335
l2ammo
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=411&l=486737b0b4e6aea541ff3ae806846abe5be593a0

>>171218335
LRMs on an assault...

Please no. Spirit Bear is a brawler.
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=411&l=0ee508dc4af9b068a0e6010ae1971ab39bb01f4a
or
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=411&l=af44a3481971602e541b97eafe17042f6e36ab86
are the builds you're looking for. Both work very, very well.

>>171218768
SB is a brawler, however it's an xboxhuge assault mech with bad hitboxes, crippled torso twist that prevents you from shielding properly and no kwirks so you have standard durability to go with the giant glass torsos. The only way you're going to make it work is if people just ignore the 100-ton assault mech with brawling weapons and don't shoot it for some reason.

Also
>those builds
lol what the fuck

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This shit kinda looked better on the initial art.

>>171218335
Shiptoast senpai, what about something like this?
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=411&l=b873777b50954f115952713cd156a54dc00afa8f

>>171219754
No it didn't. Looked like ass in the art, looked like ass in grey box, looks like ass with textures, will play like ass in game, entire thing is canonically ass as well. All around shit mech, you people got duped.

>>171219754
The Assassin mech in lore was a shit mech, literally. It was a dismal failure. As an Assassin it needed ECM, it didn't have that. It needed stealth, it didn't have that. It was shit, and it will be shit in MWO.

>>171220586
>shit in MWO
>40 tonner that runs the oxide build with jump jets

>>171220363
>>171220586
>IT WIL BE SHIIIIIIIITTTT!!!
Calm down, chums, I didn't buy it just saying it looks like ass.

>>171220363
>you people

>>171219754
>they give so little shit about the Assassin that they didn't even post all the faction patterns
good job pgi

Why do we have 2 /gerg/ threads?

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>twice as much legs than mech
>those tacked on ST energy mounts
kek

>>171222178
whoa, those side T energy points might make a good Hillhumper out of this mech

>>171222596
it's 40 tons nigga

>MRM 40 boats
Are you ready for ALPHA

>>171222786
2 erll is only 10.

and 3 ermls SOON (TM)(C)(R) Pty. Ltd.

>>171224862
just play a blackjack

>>171210884
>>171211035
what the fuck when did this happen I remember the Spirit Bear being an unstoppable fucking rape machine that struck fear into anyone not in a burr.
If PGI seriously nerfed it that hard maybe I won't be coming back to MWO.

Did they ever nerf the Oxide?

>>171225167
people learned to hit the CT and CT only. If you're good at twisting it's still a great mech.

It's also scary as fuck. I use Kodiaks as a invisibility cloak when I play a medium.

Where's Haruko?

>>171224847
>ARC-5W with MRMs
My body is ready.

>>171225167
Uhh no? Spirit Bear was never considered that strong.

>>171225834
Playing Overwatch.

>>171225836
tempest with x2 mrm ___ and 6 ermedlas

>>171226462
Like legit? Give me her discord or whatever I want to play Overwatch with her.
Fuck, give me the Kong discord if she's in it so I don't have to look like a creep.

>>171227225
already screencapped these posts and showed them to her you loser

>>171227225
I asked, won't let me give that info out.

>>171227321
lmfao whatever dude it literally doesn't matter
I'll get in the mumble later just CBA right now

sooo... how about them resistance heroes, huh, what's looking like the good ones?


and we're all buying uzi's, right? i mean, we gotta, No?

are you guys saying you WON'T be getting Uziel's?

>>171227651
Bought the K-9, Wolfhound, Enforcer, Zeus and King Crab.

Already ordered Ultimate Uzi and Ultimate MadCat IIC.

>>171228223
>feeding the pig
I'll be happy if the game even improves after the update.

>>171228472

i'm gonna HAVE to get ultimate Uziel. because Uzi spam

>>171225167
Spirit Bear was always the worst Kodiak. And then they removed the quirks giving it agility and structure. And then they had the wrong Bane guest star in a patch, breaking the Kodiak's back so it has the same torso twist range as a Direwhale so it can't shield properly.

>>171229025
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Also that's wrong, Spirit Bear 400XL MASC was the dankest fucking meme on launch and if you were one of the 4 UAC or whatever meta fags you can get bent.

>>171230451
Maybe the new tech will make it the ultimate meme master
>2 heavy large lasers
>atms

>>171229025
>worst Kodiak

Not by a longshot, only the -3 was/is better.

>>171230451
I like you.

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https://mwomercs.com/tournaments?t=201703stocking

Amazing, simply epic.

>>171221994
>suddenly realise why this thread is free of stale konglet shitposting and that weeb avatarfag attention whoring
I'm okay with that tbqh.

>>171238113
No green paint sale
No green paint as prizes
Not having orange paint as an 'unlicky' prize.

I am very disappoint.

>>171238113
Does this picture mean quad mechs confirmed?

>>171238113
>GP is a mech I don't have
Inb4 I don't get it. I hope I'll get as much MC as the last time there was a grab bag event

>>171238113
i can get the liking horses thing, for riding around on and stuff, they're pretty badass animals all things considered.

but 'liking' horses, just, eww. and as for risking possible death and certain maiming in order to abuse one, just YUCK, gross.

and then you see this shit and it's like, WTF, she's drinking horse goop? for What reason? the wrongness is yccch.

First grab pack and I get the Banshee. GG, my event is over.

>>171239837
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumis

>>171240439
except it's a male horse, and you can see the flaccid post spooging dong hanging down in the last pic. from wher she 'milked' it or whatever godawful thing she did...

>>171240657
First rule of the internets: Don't believe every picture you see on the internets.

>>171239837
She's not actually drinking horse cum, I hope you know.

>>171240948
It's a vanilla shake. I swear.

>>171240948
>>171240738
the chain of events is meant to imply that.

which makes it just gross and wrong and horrible.

>>171241261
I'm betting the only things you'll eat are white rice, chicken tendies and ketchup.

>>171241423

>hating the idea of beastiality

>lol what a nerd u r such a fgt

how about you eat a million bags of dicks you fucking idiot.

one thing has nothing to do with the other.

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>>171240657
>>171241261
>closet brony is so aroused by his hoers secks fantasy that he starts defending it
>N-NO NO IT'S REAL CUM!

>>171241261
vanilla fags get out

>>171238113
these are the best events, glad the grand prize is actually good this time too

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So this is what kong has become. Good lord

>>171241753

>say that image is gross.

>wow this guy is a furry pony whateverthe fuck A HUEHUEHUE yeah, gee everyone who hates beastiality is totally a furry freak. if you're not willing to fuck your dog in the ass you're some kind of monster!

be even more fucking retarded, please.

>>171238113
I don't think I have a champion banshee, but I suppose I could always use another one.

>>171242228
Holy shit, you simply can't shut the fuck up about it.

We get it, you're into equines.

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kek

>>171242428

>continue saying something that is horrible, is horrible due to retards spamming that not liking something is obviously liking it

>gee this guy really loves this stuff.

now we know you're a downs, no one could be as stupid as you without having a congenital defect. and because you're such a fucking cunt about it, i won't even pity you or empathise. instead i'm going to go with

STFU you fucking retard and GTFO

>>171242814
>still going

Calm down, horsefucker.

>>171242875
have any of you even been around a real fucking horse?

they fucking reek. stinks like shit, they shit and piss everywhere. it's gross.

only a cityfag like you would contemplate FUCKING something so yuck. especially since it's a freaking animal ffs.


>huehuehue you like da horses

the fuck i do. they eat too much, stink, and cleaning up after them is a pain. always gotta muck out the fucking stables because they're too retarded, like you, to not shit EVERYWHERE.

I'm not the one who came in a fucked up this thread with
>lolhorsefuckerimg.jpg.tiff
and
>muh pony mechs when?


fuck your retard brainless self to death with a horse dildo dong you fucking reject from reality with 0 comprehension powers of fucking anything

>>171241647
You're easy to trigger. We must have really hit a nerve.

You don't horse around when it comes to insulting people, enh?

quad mechs with an equine shape when? I want one with a great big CT gauss rifle.

>>171243821
and you're a fucking fgt ass retard downs syndrome babby.

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>when konglet mummies so jelly that our thread is more popular they start a bestiality shitposting barrage

>>171244274
The sheer number of spelling and grammatical errors in your statement leads me to believe that you're projecting a lot.

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>>171242696

>>171244274
Why you get so unhinged if you don't have a horse in this race?

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>>171244527

>>171244610
He just needs to get off of his high horse. He really needs to rein in his anger.

>>171244527
>specal separate cockpit for your feet

MY FETISH

>Polar Shitty
>Frozen Lurmlands
>Crimson FPS
>Caustic

with maps like these no wonder people pick crimson the most

>>171244610

because you fucking retards continuously shit up GERG threads crapping on about your fucking quadmechs because you're fucking sperglord furry fucks and want to shit your 'fandom' crap all over mwo like EVERYTHING you are involved with.

>>171244425
you're running around the thread screaming 'wheee look at me i'm retarded' and when someone tells you to STFU and GTFO you scream 'LOL I WUZ PRETANDINGS! A HYUCK HYUCK U IS DA RETARD ONE'

so fuckoof back to /b/ or reddit or 9gag or tumblr or whatever fucking hellhole of the internet you crawled out of.

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>>171244783

I sometimes masturbate

>>171244961
Your unbridled enthusiasm is encouraging. Though I'll admit, you don't seem very stable.

>>171244961
Woah-woah, hold your horses, cowboy.

I'm into biped clan mechs. My favorite clan is Hell's Horses.

>invasion meter almost at max
>IS starts waiting until the last moment to drop so the clan side has to wait 8 minutes
ebin

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>>171246446
>tfw all I want to play is scouting matches but FP is mostly ded

Lao Hu when?

Stealth armor needs ECM to function, therefore the IS mechs that will have it by that time are:

Pirate's Bane
Commando 2D
Spider 5D
Javelin 11B
Raven 3L
Assassin 27
Assassin DarkDeath
Cicada 3M
Phoenix Hawk 1B
Phoenix Hawk 2
Griffin 2N
Tempest
Cataphract 0XP
Stalker 3FB
Cyclops 11-P
Atlas D-DC

>>171253726
Why did you copy my post? This thread is the shitposting thread, leave the serious thread alone.

>>171253726
Not a bad little list. I keep thinking you're missing one or two but I can't think of them.

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dropping LB40 bombs is more fun than double UAC10

>cripples lights in one volley
>kills them in two
>open components are gored

How do I urbie? URM63.

>>171260079
https://www.mechspecs.com/forums/um-r63-builds.312/?order=thread_rating

>>171259370
>tfw you see your name

>loot bag reward
>5 mc

t-thanks piggy

Lao Hu?

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>>171269957
This first.

Who is the best MWO streamer on Twitch?

>>171270954
Proton.
But he only streams occasionally.

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Good CBT art when?

>>171245189
to mechs i suppose

>even Vass is double thread posting
>both threads are STILL up
I love this new meme, Dudebot you've outdone yourself.

>>171273018
If he'd be banned 90% of the shitposting would clear up overnight.

>>171273118
Not just on /gerg/ but on 4chan entirely. Dudebot is actually SkyNet.

>>171238113
neato

Guys is MWO p2w?

>>171274551
>Mk2 releases for c-bills in 2018
Yes.

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>>171259370
now take that bitch into scouting and show the oldmen how it's done

>>171157643
>>171157307

Just curious, why is there two threads?

Anyway, where are my Armored Core bros from the now ded /acg/ I've been searching for you. What do you guys think of Soul Saber 2? It plays like a armored core game and has 6v6 online battles.

>mk2 was invented by jews to milk the mascot of the series with a new hip and cool design for their new dark age series of miniatures
>mk2 in lore was developed by clan diamond shark to jew other clans and they even sold them to inner sphere
>mk2 is introduce by pgi to jew gold men who actually think it's a cool mech and tryhards who recognize it will be the best mech in the game for a long time

it's just a straight up jew mech

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>>171278480

Jew madcat 2 when?

>>171278480
>>171279353
They released it alongside the Uziel, of which the heroes name is Belial.

I leave you to look those names up on you own.
Pure coincidence.

>>171278296
There are two because someone likes to shitpost a lot.

NARC shouldn't even exist to be honest

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what did they mean by this

>>171276860
nice

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>mfw Haruko give me the succ

>>171286452
who

>another loot bag event
>all this MC
>grand prize is a mech bay
nice

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>mfw acing criminal past.

Damn shame it's the last we'll see of Adam for a bit. What a rotten way to die.

>>171287845
The FREE mech shekels will go a long way building up my "buy a hero with p2w omnipods on a sale" fund.

>>171288001
just grab deal a mk2 for 20 bucks my friend

>>171287958
Psst... make like Adam and fuck off too.

>>171287421
The spiciest meme girl to grace the internet.
I did a Gangnam style mating dance so she post-ironically blew me. Shit was so cash.

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>MECH
>I WOULD
>LIKE TO
>???

>>171287958
I'm right here, Vass.

>>171288624
F MECH
L I WOULD
I LIKE TO
M FIGHT
>on a milk carton
???

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Will there be halolz tonight?

I wonder what the velocities for the new ppcs will be, shorter range should mean less velocity right?

>>171289141
No, sorry Vass.
We had to cancel it because Greg has practice tonight.
You can go back to bed/drugs.

>lose because of retarded teammates
>lose because of retarded teammates
>lose because of retarded teammates
>lose because of retarded teammates
>that's it
>bring double gauss double erppc assault
>win
>win
>win
>win
really makes you think

>>171290309
Not necessarily when SRMs have more velocity than LRMs. It should stay relatively the same for the sake of handling consistency.

>>171293020
ER PPCs have a faster velocity than PPCs.

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hmm

>>171292902
It means you're so bad you have to meme to contribute.

>>171294160
>top damage in every losing game
really makes you think

>>171293097
By 100m/s.

You barely notice the difference between the two.

>WE WUZ KNIGHTS N SHEEEIIIT hero can run AC20 in the arm

Question is, 6x MPLs or 6x ERML?

MPLs mean having to go with an XL engine, while ERMLs/ MLs mean you can put on an LFE.

>>171294434
5mpl

>hpg almost gets outvoted by crimson strait
What the hell is wrong with these people

>>171294205
Top damage doesn't mean anything
I bet I could top damage 10/10 matches with an LRM boat but that doesn't mean I'm contributing.

>>171294741
>Top damage doesn't mean anything
really makes you think

>>171294916
That you're a moron, yeah, it does make you think. Only meme builders worry about top damage.

>>171295041
so because damage doesn't mean anything that 60 damage dire wolf was actually the most important part of the team

kys retard
you're probably just a shitter that can't even pull 600

>>171295168
If you're worried about 'who is most important' on the team, you're doing it wrong.

>>171295303
t. shitter

>cant bring stormcrow to scouting
>inner niggeroid mediums have assault-tier firepower and durability and infinite heat gauge
>unquirked clan mechs get instagibbed by quirked srm boats with free bonus damage
>OMG CLANS IMBA PLS NERF

>>171295665
The change to block stormcrows from Scouting was literally because nigger spheroid subhumans kept bringing nonsense like commandos and ravens against Streak boats.

So, instead of making streak missiles not cripple legs and arms first, PGI decide to ban stormcrows.

Now it's either 12 SPL novas or streak/ SRM huntsmen. Or laser vomit/ srm vomit hunchbacks.

Take one of those, butcher the nigger spheroid subhumans, watch them cry about OP clans. Despite having the HP of a 75 tonner.

>>171295665
BAWW
A BAWW
BLOO
MAMA
BOOO

>Victor is so forgotten by PGI the cockpit changes position based on the animation like all mechs used to do back in 2013

>90% of general's discussion is about MWO
>OP still passive aggressively has MWO information at the bottom of the list

>>171294434
6 SPL

What the fuck did they stealth nerf streaks at some point, feels like it takes ten trillion fucking years to lock on to a target that doesn't have ecm or anything.

>>171224847
MRMs are nothing. We're getting one shot rockets.
Ready for one shot jenner build that has enough power to kill a whale?

>>171300870
>locust with 4 rocket launchers
Not even the dead can know peace from this evil

>>171301117
it still needs a missile hard point to use one shot rockets... At least it should.

>>171301842
It has 4

>>171302126
yeah, and then you have nothing but what, a medium laser left? That's going to be effective.

>>171302361
trading a 20 tonner for 80+ tonner is a good deal.

>>171300870
What will it do once it fires it's pods?

>>171302438
or just use 6 spl and wreck every slow assault because locust is stupidly fucking op

>>171302438
4 one shot 20s will weigh 6 tons, so that's all a locust will have. Maximum of 80 damage and 1 kill. You're awesome. I'll stick with my 6 SPLs and have 400+ damage, 1-3 kills and 2-4 assists.

>>171302979

>ill stick with my boring dps backstab build in my stagnant game
>im having fun

>>171303049
>lmao look at this tryhard not running dogshit garbage builds
>im having fun accomplishing nothing

>>171303137

>im having fun doing the same thing over and over in this game that has not changed in years
>fucking old men stop having shit builds and ruining my cbills/min ratio.

>>171303049
>im having fun
By running behind a mech and blowing your load all over it's back then doing nothing the rest of the game. Sure sounds like fun to me.