Spessmen on a Spess Station /ss13g/

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God Save the Queen

buying vox gf

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>>171149292
>>171149303

selling grey gf

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Which waifu is the best match for you? For me it's Felicity Rivera - intelligent, nihilistic, and has a wicked sense of humor

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

>>171149525
Obviously they're a guy and so it would never work, but I think Surfer is sweet enough for me to be with.

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>>171149303

Do we have any admins that are NOT a faggot, axewound, or girl?

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>>171150262
Only two

>>171150262
>a faggot, girl or girl?
what

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>>171150262
the fostinator takes round one!

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>>171150262
No. Who else would make a hobby out of babysitting dicks and fuckers?

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>>171150531
YOU CHEATED
YOU AUSTRALIAN FUCK
REMATCH WHEN

yinglets when?

>>171150262
Don't axewound and girl mean the same thing or am I missing something?

>>171150785
transexual

>>171150928
Which admins are trannies

>>171149525

Reica Carter!

>>171150785
>>171150928
That makes no sense, axewound was always related to vaginas which is what trannies will never have.

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>>171150615
MONEY
MONEY
MONEY

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>>171149525
Okay, Rina, if you are gonna shitpost, make it less obvious that it is you posting

i want everyone who votes for deff to die

jesus christ the Tomb of Wewuz is fucking hard
we only got into the d20 room, and managed to defeat the water puzzle by pure luck and with the help of jesus

>>171152401
i wanted to come heal you but i couldnt figure out how to go down ladders as a borg

>>171152598
click them

How can we improve PAI?

More different modules to download?

More RAM earned by upgrades over time the PAI can do itself, or upgrades the owner has to make to extend the RAM capacity?

Different modules available and different functionality of certain modules depending on the PAI owner's job? i.e. owner scans their ID into PAI, job is clown, thus the PAI can now download sound synth module, and the food synth module can now only create bananas and cream pies, etc.? Whereas security scans and the PAI can download a module to fire a one-shot taser on a 3-5 minute cooldown, and food synth can only make donuts?

Can PAIs be emagged? Is there even a comprehensive list somewhere of what all kinds of bots and items a PAI can be shoved into, like the mulebot, and what all unique things they can do after doing so?

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There's no escape from the skele-pirates.

>>171149525

but she is mine, anon, back off.

>>171152657
probably i left my item as active and that fucked it up

>>171152752
for one thing give an actual explanation of what getting the sec upgrades and similar actually do. say what chems the chem one can make before i buy it. as is i dont want to pick the thing to wait around until someone actually uses it to spawn in as it and risk picking shit that is shit

>>171152874
i locked myself and another guy in a room which like most mobs they cant open. checkmate.

>>171152752
>Is there even a comprehensive list somewhere of what all kinds of bots and items a PAI can be shoved into, like the mulebot, and what all unique things they can do after doing so?
Looks like it's only mules, medibots and smart laser guns.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&q=can_take_pai&type=Code

I want Mr. Foster to ban me for a reasonable but still serious mistake and then carefully read my appeal on the forums and respond in a professional attitude!

>>171152752
Make it able to dispense medicines and food while in the PDA, rebalance RAM costs or make expandable memory an option.

>>171155107
fuck off foster

>>171151171
I'll fight you

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>>171155224

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Prove me wrong

How do I join Sawbones' elite meta club?

>>171155107
I don't see any ban appeals on the forum?
>>171155224
Not me family

>>171155478
>not organizing with your cult members to keep briefcases with your words written down, meeting at the bar, laying your briefcases on the table, then switching briefcases
do you even roleplay my man

>>171155478
>no "screaming 'FUK NT' in cult language over comms multiple times per second using a script"

>>171155708
don't listen to this guy, that was me self-shilling

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>>171155708
that's because I haven't done anything yet. Watch engineering next round, you'll know when it's about to happen.

Which husbando has the biggest dong

>>171156296
emilia

>>171156296
Dean Du or Bubba Stainforth

Which husbando would reject you and call you a fag

>>171156563
isaac!

>>171156296
Kurt!

>>171156392
> a cup
> futa
Its a trap!

>>171156563
ziigzuu!

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>Pray to the corgi God
>Get turned into a corgi
>Spread the gospel
>Get murdered with a barstool

and that's the end of that

>>171151446
Best post in the thread.

>>171160010
That's not much of an achievement

>>171160010
>smelliest shit at the dump

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>those traders
>those survivors

>>171150531
Foster is a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

>owner of the pet can retaliate for their pet's murder
>leave norris out in the hall as a xenobio
>someone kills him
>kill said person
>norris revives
>rinse and repeat

INFINITE
VALIDS

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>>171149603

The final baby objective, however, should always be "smoke a cigar."

At max level the baby is allowed to speak.

>>171161809
>owner of the pet can retaliate for their pet's murder
Is that actually true? I don't mean kill them but retaliate in some way?

>>171161920
It applies to Pun Pun and Ian, the only ones that matter. Ignore the rule for other pets.

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>>171161920
i think that only applies to ian and the hop because well what would you do if some asshole in some bullshit space station in bumblefuck nowhere killed your best friend wordlessly just for the fun of it

>>171161994
don't touch Natasha

>>171161994
>>171162139
It's true to every pet that belongs to one person.

So nobody really would avenge Norris or Corpus. You also need enough IC reasoning (roleplay liking your pet enough that round) to avenge yourself.

>>171162526

Just make animal abuse briggable.

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>>171162897
then Vox would be able to do whatever they wanted around the station and get away with it

>>171163169
?

>Brady Ashbaugh lets out a revolting noise out of his mutilated asshole.
only the finest features on /vg/station

>>171163815
Why is that shit not removed anyway

>>171164012
Why aren't you removed anyway

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>>171164012
No idea since it was just Heredth's fart and shit fetish that he inserted

>>171164516
Might as well add borg farts and screams, I don't understand why people are hostile to those when they gladly accepted copying goon's butt and fart fetish material.

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>>171164516
>>171164012
>>171164807
The deeper I dig it becomes more and more clear that he really did have a scat fetish and we're still suffering from his literal shitcode several years later

>>171164012
>>171164516
>>171164807
because it's a game

>>171165291
not an argument

>>171165291
So let's either merge more farts and butts in or remove them all.

>>171165323
wasn't an argument, was a statement friend
>>171165359
or leave it how it is since it's as I stated just a game. I mean how many times would people be bothered with the mutilated asshole thing? when someone cuts their ass off? how many times does that happen per round for people to rant on the thread about it?

>>171165484
It's just a game, why don't we add anal vore?
It's just a game, why don't we allow ERP?
It's just a game, why don't we let players piss on each other?

>>171165562
Why don't we?
Sounds good.

>>171165562
well now your just projecting degeneracy to a simple "x lets out a revolting noise out of his mutilated asshole" feature. if your ass was chopped off do you honestly expect it to sound normally with the ejection of noxious gas?

>>171165484
>or leave it how it is since it's as I stated just a game.
That makes no sense.

It's just a game, let's add more jokes then.

>>171165802
let me explain it differently then.

It is a game, with a server ran on 4chan, with a weak coderbase and few to actually code shit. Let's say we remove this feature, do people just fart normally now? Or do we leave a feature be that has -NO- other value except to show that your anus was surgically removed, as well as your ass.

>>171166014
There are far better ways to show that your butt has been removed than the fetish bait that was inserted before.

>>171166014
meant to add "or focus on shit that matters with what we have to work with"

but I'm tired as shit tonight

>>171166117
It's not even a fetish it's just a fucking joke holy shit dude, are you so autistic that a sentence bothers you? if your ideas are so great, throw it on the github. or choose a topic that actually AFFECTS the server in some way.

Jesus fuck man

>>171166496
I'm not even the same person.
Surprisingly it's possible for more than one person to hold the same opinion - shocker.

>>171166496
>"it's not even a fetish"
>the coder who added it literally tried to sneak in shit disguised as food so that people would eat it

>>171164516
>>171165087

>>171166496
>>171166571
Yeah this, the fart fetish shit is honestly disgusting, and degenerate as fuck.

>>171165707
>well now your just projecting degeneracy
You're the one defending scat in the code.

>>171166571
oh sorry about that, anyone talking about something so redundant as a problem makes me think that only one of you are this retarded

>>171166634
>inb4 coincidences give it a purpose
>>171166739
was I defending it? or was I saying let's focus on more important shit as problems? not sure now

>>171166916
what's the 'more important shit' that currently needs fixing?

>>171166916
Why are you trying to avoid it then? It's just a game, man.

>>171167251
literally anything else besides a sentence
>>171167280
exactly my point

>>171167547
So yeah, you really should not care about what gets coded in, don't be a crybabe.

I want food removed from the coding because carsh and dizor fetishize obesity.

Will the admins ever do anything about the blatant metagaming that goes on

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>>171167794
>hey admins there's metagaming going on
>"cool where is it?"
>lmao fuck you faggot find it yourself

>>171167927
who are you quoting

>>171167927
who are you quoting?

>>171167585
should say the same to you, pal

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>>171168197
But I never said that

>>171168295
what if you messaged admins and pointed out the metagaming instead of posting every single day that people are metagaming but you can't say who or give any evidence if you do

what if you made it sound like anything other than a child with a grudge against someone

>>171168450
>implying they're not the ones metagaming and they're just dick wagging, going "haha I'm getting away with it nerds".

Josiah, the sec officer, you were fun to be executed by. Thanks for giving me a good end to my round.

>>171169429
He was a nice guy.

Frank, I'm Gary Tide. You played me like a fiddle. Thanks for leading the tide, though. Good man.

Is it just me or is the agent id card scanning other cards bugged and useless?

>
CID: 1890968527
Victor (?) Brandenburg slides his greasy member all over Danky's supple flesh , Victor (?) Brandenburg strokes his engorged, smelly monster dong , Victor (?) Brandenburg waggles the thick, foul pole in danky's face . No notes about this sort of behaviour and like 1000 day old player age, so you should really know better. Appeal... when you've gotten it out of your system.
Why ban? It's just a game.

>>171169575
this is a white christian values server

>>171169575
ugh

>>171169642
Literally the only reason I play on /vg/ tbqh

I got tired of all the maxcap bombs on that Muslim server

>>171165707

>do you honestly expect it to sound normally with the ejection of noxious gas?

I honestly don't know, and I can't fathom why anybody would feel compelled to make a distinction. It's a game.

>>171169642
why apply values? it's just a game man

>>171169716
>It's a game.
That's an awful argument and you know it.
Just say what you're really thinking, but oh wait, you can't because you literally cannot think of a proper argument for the life of you.
I can think up a few reasons why you wouldn't want that in there right now. Why the fuck can't you?

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>bird furries designed for child-roleplay are a-okay and normal and not weird at all
>golems constructed from a meme version of shitty canadian cheese fries are a tertiary goof thing and totally fine since we're not a serious server
>a goof emote that makes a sound within a 9x9 area is literally poo and needs to be scrubbed from the code entirely because we're above such childish things

>>171169831
>tfw hate all of those things you posted
>know you will never be able to remove them because once something is in, you can't pull it out.

>>171169831
I still want to know where the fuck you got the idea that Resomi are apparently designed to be children?
Aren't they literally just ripoff Avali?

>>171169938
Golems aren't even in yet what the fuck is wrong with you
I'm pretty sure I know who you are on the github, too, why are you being such a retard?
>>171169831
"b-but what about this other thing?!"
Fuck off. Not an argument.

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>>171170020
4chan is not an academic debate forum, stephan.

>work hard as qm all round and get access upgraded
>retard detective attacks me embarassingly unskillfully after I enter his office to grab a holster since botany is in shambles
>not a single word, just instantly attacks
>I sidestep his clumsy efforts and apologize, tell him I didn't see him there
>he keeps trying to stun me as I manage to explain what I was there for and apologize again
>as he continues failing to down me, I ask him politely to stop and use his words instead of attacking me
>he just keeps pulling out guns and emptying them at me as I move around, waiting for him to say something
>he finally gets a lucky stun on me, starts dragging me to the brig, and I get up and walk back to my motorized wheelchair
>sit myself down and tell him again that he should really just stop and that I didn't mean any harm
>he fumbles around and manages to get me again, and this time cuffs me and tosses me in a cell
>he lies to security about what i've done and runs off and goes braindead
>sec officer bullshits me and wastes my time in the cell for way way longer than even the most minor of crimes I could possibly get pinned for would have warranted
>he doesn't care that I have proper access to have walked into the detective office, thinking we didn't have a detective, to get a holster
>hop doesn't remember upgrading my access since he went through some death memory loss nonsense earlier

All that round I spent building up goodwill helping early-round security, saving people from decompression, dragging bodies to medbay, and doing my job and behaving, all down the drain in a moment.

And it's all my own fault for trying to be reasonable instead of fighting back. I deserved this.

>>171169831
why do you care? it's just a game

should I use sol common if I'm a weeb?

>>171170457
No, because it's combination chink and english, not nip.

>>171170457
no because it's a third world person's idea of what funny ching chong sounds and latin mashed together would sound like

>>171170457
Use sol common when the vox think it is okay to speak birb over comms

>>171170457
Sol common is the only human exclusive language, use it as much as possible.

>first time traitor
>miner
>have to kill the xenobiologist who was nice enough to make me a Ripley without me asking
>murder the xenoarch to scan their id with my agent id card and get science access
>turns out this doesn't work for some reason
>have to go back and retrieve their id
>shuttle called because I took way too damn long
>board the shuttle in my ripley and start drilling my target
>plasmaman drags them around
>get out and start drilling on foot
>success
>try to get somebody to kill me to achieve glory objective
>forget I had a c-4 so I could just allahu akbar at any time
Does that not count as suicide though?

>>171170410
Why do YOU care? I made an inconsequential anonymous comment about it.

>>171170841
>doing objectives the game gives you
>not making up your own objectives
s m h
S M F H
get on my level my man

>>171170915
why do you care? it's just a post

>>171171637
why do you care?

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>>171170369
>QM looting from sec
Kill yourself

>>171170935
I like do my objectives, then ebin tricky pen and locker space shitters

>>171171863
My god you're right, I should have just ordered crates of lethals and armor and just used my access to deck myself out in a backpack full of 5x the contents of the armory, how silly of me.

Oh wait, no, all I wanted was a holster for my somatoray, and I thought the detective hadn't signed up yet since there had been none all shift.

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>>171172054
>2.2 slime people
>2.2
>.2
>.2 slime people

>>171172054
>tfw no motivation to change what I'm sure is just a few line
>tfw I don't really want to get blamed when it somehow becomes valid shitter meta

>>171171846
why?

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>Dean Hall cancelled his SS13 inspired game
lel, even DayZ man can't into 3D SS13

>>171170369

Yeah man, you comes into my office, opens my god damn locker and think i should just watch and greet you?

Also, i was tired as fuck and about to leave to have some sleep. So i made a lot of mistakes in that chase, like forgeting to cuff. usually i'm not that unrobust.

Also i didn't lied, i told sec you entered in my office and started to mess my stuff

>>171173062
>You come into my office at the day of my Warden is to be promoted and you ask me to valid - for credits.

>>171173013
DayZ man can't even into DayZ.
He's a failure and his success was pure luck.

>>171172235
just make them take toxin damage if hungry to balance it out

>>171173348
>>171172235

Wait whats the problem exactly?

>>171173192
That part of the joke. DayZ man can't even into DayZ but he aspired to become the next SS13.
>tfw DayZ still hasn't added modding support and they're in the middle of reworking everything for at least the third time

>>171173062
I explained to you that I didn't see you there and was under the impression that there wasn't a detective. You had plenty of chances during your shitshow of an unwarranted assault on me to stop and talk things out.

Did you really never during all of that nonsense think "Gosh, he isn't fighting back at all, and he is trying to talk to me, maybe I could stop slinging bullets at him and listen"?

And yes, you did lie through your teeth about the charges. Not only that, but attacking and arresting a guy isn't a detectives job at all. The most you should have done when you saw that I blatantly meant no harm and apologized is report the incident to the several security officers that were active.


You aren't fooling anyone, you just wanted an excuse to shoot a guy and feel like an antagbuster. Don't play detective with this mindset, and don't play at all if you only want to shoot clearly innocent, apologetic dudes but your'e bad at it, while the rest of the station is going to shit.

>>171173436
>>171173348
>>171172235

its a race that has same weakness greys do+temp stuff

water is massive damage any thing that makes them cold = death out right.

>>171173436
I'm a lazy sack of shit that doesn't want to bother changing what I imagine would be a few lines of code to make slime people a roundstart race. Also I'm concerned people might start playing slime for some additional robustness against electricity or some shit and I don't want to be the person that enabled them.

The other anon simply suggested a way to balance it, but they must not have picked up that I'm lazy.

>>171173713
I mean, any of the fire extinguishers on station can kill them fast and in return shocks don't kill but still stun

and space is a death sentence in seconds

Are there any good reasons why it shouldn't be possible to roll for roundstart PAI and borer?

Already in/on another person, or just laying around in public areas?

>nobody ever talks about you in the thread
>have no idea if you're shit or good

>>171174087
>Roundstart pAI
>just laying around in public areas?
>what is observe around dorms and ping at whoever runs by

>SerWind made a fake ban because he doesn't like being criticized by the thread
What a thin skinned autist.

>>171169815

"It's a game" was the exact same argument used to defend its inclusion.

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>>171174448
>been mentioned in the thread before
>been told I did a good job by ooc
>tfw start feeling pressure to keep up a similar level of quality when I play that character
At least I'm not a waifu
yet

>>171172117
>>171172054
A slime person is a slime person, you can't say it's just a fifth

>>171174870
Anon
Anon, no, it's from a wiki page
It just says, like
>Roundstart slimepeople when

>>171174448

Nah I know I'm unrobust.

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Gary Tide here. I'm leaving for the military. Not sure when i'll be back. I dont know any of you guys on a personal level, but I love you guys. Thanks for letting me play on your server, Pomf.

Hope you guys are still around when and if I come back. Till we meet again.

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>>171175239
Who are you?

>>171175239
Not your personal blog.

don't die

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>>171175239
good luck my dude, I'll see you on station later

>>171175239
Good fucking luck

>>171175239
You were a shitter, thank God you're gone.

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>>171173470
>stealing something that doesn't belong to you
>breaking the law
>mad when you get arrested for breaking the law

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>>171175615
>shot
>to death
>while not resisting
>by a detective
>"arrested"

>>171175342
No promises, high risk contract, but thanks.
>>171175408
Hell yeah man! See you later.
>>171175463
Need all I can get, thanks amigo.
>>171175508
Love you too.

>>171175669
Who is this fluid druid

>>171175685
Don't act up you're gonna be in any real danger anon. Have fun though

Admins can see your ip if you make a forum account right? So even if I don't put my Ckey on it they know it's me

>>171175239
And nothing of value was lost.

Don't come back, attention whore.

>>171175893
Pomf can probably see it.
I miss Pomf.

>>171174631
>still this salty

>>171175895
Thanks, autist. I've been nothing but a good player to this server.

>>171175893
Anyone with a red name on the forums can(including people like nuke/celt who have stepped down)

>>171175836
Well the 75th isn't known for sitting on their hands, but getting my wings sounds fun atleast. Appreciate the kind words, anon.

>>171175835
hint: It's a boat

I can't be bothered dredging up source

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Remind me again, why did fucking MICE need to be nerfed?

>>171176242
the girl on the right is so insecure, look at that posture and the uncomfortable stance she takes. she wasn't even ready for the picture to be taken.

>>171175239
Ick ock ban him, Gary Tide was in the round and now I know he's braindead or dead

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>>171174448
>someone says me one of the good female statics
>start acting more friendly towards everyone
>catch myself hanging out with the waifus at the bar
>now I'm emoting and developing my character
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!

This sentence relates to the events of an ongoing round, thus rendering it in violation of server rule 4.

>>171176398
what was ick about the ock?

>>171175239
u gon die
a better son
thank you for your cervix

>>171176415
ban he

>>171175239
Take care Gary, always been a pleasure playing with you. Stay safe out there.

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I know how to set up the singulo and switch on the batteries, but apparently you need to do some kind of wiring for the station to be fully powered by it.

What else needs done? Do I wire the batteries to the main circuit?

>>171176902
This witty retort contains nothing but an unnecessarily aggressive ad-hominem and a namedrop of a currently active server administrator.

Why does github emojirocracy only count when its for things probe likes?

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>mechanic thinks he can match the power of autism and a shitload of slimes

Vote whilst you can
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/14338

>>171177321
>Emilia does the old Kolith trick

>>171177117
you don't wire anything, just toss the plasma tanks in the collectors and let the other engineers do all the work for you.

trust me I'm an admin

>>171174448
>people compliment you a lot
>get borers
>always feel the pressure to be entertaining
I hate this feeling.

>>171177117
Turn on singulo -> SET SMES UNITS TO CHARGE

If you want to go full retard you can lay a line from the wires south of the SMES units to the engineering locker room, that way the power from the singulo goes straight into the grid, bypassing the batteries.

Singulo's almost 100% set up already, whoever told you that was full of shit.

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>>171177569
>not directly wiring into the grid

Github ban anyone with more than 2 permabans on record.

Would this save VG?

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>>171177321
>chaplain can't have an audio cue with a cooldown
>but you can print a million thermals at roundstart
I don't understand you people sometimes

>>171177753
>non antag engineer wiring to the grid
Give me one good reason that isn't "I want to fry greyshirts."

>>171177875
he's refusing to making them unscannable to straight remove it

>>171177897
If you replace the floor tiles badmins will never know.

>>171178473
But anon, badmins can just view the variables on the powernet

>>171177875
Your meme reference isn't funny, adds nothing to the game and isn't even well done.

Get ducked harse. Suck my flipping nuts

>>171178602
Harse is sleeping, I'm just commenting on recent github drama and how nonsensical it is

Also in favour of removing free thermals from security and the ability to print it en masse by mechanics

>>171177897
1: Recharge APCs at the speed of light
2: Shield generators!

>>171178701
Shouldn't be printable but detective should keep her thermal eye patch

>>171178865
I want her to use my thermals, if you get what I mean

>>171178968
Who is the her in your scenario?

>>171169429
I wasn't sure how I could end it until you have me the perfect opportunity. Your insane rambling was great, 10/10 would strangle again (with authorization from the captain).

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>>171170369
You are not the protagonist.

>>171178750
>placing your shield generator outside of engineering

That'll be fun for the 5 minutes before the clown steals it

>>171179248
Naomi Williams! She could investigate my department any day of the week

>>171179587
I'm glad you played along. Shit woulda been horrible if you were one of those silent brig em and leave em types.

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>on /tg/
>spawn as miner
>Extended
>load up on gear
>I'm Second guy on the shuttle
>Third guy is coming up behind me
>First miner sent the shuttle, third guy gets tossed out in space
"Hey, you just fucking killed that guy, you idiot!"
>This guy isn't looking at the keyboard
>Probably doesn't even realize that he's just fucking murdered somebody through his own incompetency
>He runs off, throws on his mining suit
>Disarm him
"You killed him, dumbass! You're a fuckin murderer!"
>He disarms me
>I disarm him
>He starts killing me with a toolbox
>I don't switch off disarm
>Kills me with said toolbox, I without so much as attacking him once
>Hides my body in a locker
>Go on deadchat, "2 minutes into an extended round and I just got murdered. Tell me this guy is a traitor"
>Admin, in deadchat, looks, tells me he'll talk to him
>Admin asks me if I tried pushing him into an ash storm
>Say, "I pushed the shit out of him with disarm"
>Admin: You're a fucking cuck, you tried to kill him. He says you were trying to push him into an ashstorm
>Pushing him into an ashstorm
>With the disarm
>When pushing people distances isn't even a thing
>Suppose I had even pulled him into an ash storm and died myself, as well. That's a fuckin master plan. Why the fuck would I do that? I didn't even attack the guy
>"Well, you didn't deny pushing him into an ashstorm, you cuck"

I thanked everyone for a fun time, and closed the game. I'm reminded why I need to take breaks from this game so often.

>>171181012
She's taken bud, back off.

>>171181440
Your second mistake
Was caring that someone had died due to someone elses incompetence.
If the guy that died cared, he would of ahelped it.

Your first mistake, was playing on /tg/.

>>171181626
So what, you see some guy get murdered and you act like you didn't see it?

>>171179787
You seem to have quoted the wrong post.

>>171181789
I'll report it on comms and avoid the guy who did the killing.
I'm not stickin my neck out for anybody. Report crimes and mind your business.

>>171181874
Man, I wasn't even sticking my neck out. The guy straight up wasn't reading chat, so I disarmed him to get his attention.

>>171181789
It's TG. The other miner threw his pen, walked back through the airlocks, and instantly healed all damage with a bruise kit. You're an idiot.

>>171181997
The other miner was stranded in space on a seperate Z level and died, his body irrecoverable

>>171182048
I find that hard to believe unless he willingly let himself die.

>>171181440
Is that how /tg/ admins behave or are we in hyperbole world

>>171182135
Well we can always just check the TG logs to conf--

Oh wait we're literally the only SS13 server in existence with transparent logs and bans.

>>171182110
Shuttles in motion are on seperate z levels than the station

>>171182135
Laharl's the admin. Got murdered, never attacked, only disarmed, and I'm a cuck.

>>171182181
>transparent bans
>Mr Pain rule 0's people and never tells the reason to anyone.

>>171182297
On any other server in existence you couldn't even prove you were banned.

>>171182181
I don't know if transparent is the right word but definitely the most translucent

>>171181440
This ekg picture is triggering me

Why the fuck did that chemist just bomb the bar?

>>171184396
Did you ahelp it?

A memorial for all the banned waifus

Sue...
Julia....
Hanako...

>want to do a funny traitor gimmick i made up where i lock people in a room with a puzzle and if they complete it, i let them out and give them a gift like all access, if they dont complete it they die.
>always stress out and end up not capturing anyone for the puzzle room.
Reeeeee

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>>171175239
You were always one of the best greyshirts I ever knew Gary and Ive seen a lot of them, don't you dare fucking die, spess needs your shitter heart and shitter actions.

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>join server
>station time 15:05

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>Slime murderbones half the crew
>Extended

Have a nice picture to mend the pain

>>171181440
>attack someone
>get dunked on
>ahelp it like a little bitch
Did you post this story thinking people would be on your side?

I never want to be mime captain again. I don't think I would be a very good captain in the first place, but then the whole mime no talking thing makes everything 10x worse. Everything would have gone smoothly if the clown didn't braindead halfway through.
>tfw no antags to robust
>tfw the new captain didn't stay behind to fight me

Was that slime valid for shitting up the station with more slimes?

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Remember when serwind weekbanned somebody for killing avada (avada was cult)

I remember

>>171185708
It was extended.

>>171185708
Slimes are always valid. If you see a slime, kill it.

>>171185708
Simple mobs are always valid, even if controlled by a player, this means nymphs, borers, monkeys, Ian, etc

>>171185779
yes, but I don't think that changes my unrefined captain skills.

>>171185802
>>171185901
>tfw I tolerated him eating the pets because I wasn't sure but it was eventually too late to stop it

>>171185967
I meant more of it was extended and the shitter slime was doing all that.

>>171186032
But did you ahelp it?

>>171186214
No admins on. Ban request will be up in a minute.

>>171186243
ahelps message the admins on IRC/Discord/etc
if they have to login just to look at what mess a shitter made this time, they'll be fucking pissed.

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>>171186595
Kammer talked with me about it to help with the logs and it's already up.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3635

>>171184565
No

>>171185534
>Disarm intent on a murderer in an exosuit to get their attention
>killed, stuffed in a locker to prevent respawn in the first 2 minutes of an extended round
>I'm the bad guy

>>171186816
>send the shuttle and some retard dies because he's 2slo
>I'm supposed to let some other retard kill me because of this
What IS your problem?

>>171185534
>>171186816
Not to mention
>didn't even ahelp
>got yelled at by an admin who believed a lie that isn't even believable or a function available in the game

>>171186869
>Murder your second person in 2 minutes, hide the evidence in a locker to prevent respawn, lie to the admin

Was it you, friend?

>>171186993
I don't play on tg because I'm not a shitter.
>murder
You keep using that word incorrectly.
>hide the evidence in a locker to prevent respawn
What exactly do you mean by respawn? And I'd hide the evidence just because no one's going to believe that I had to kill this guy because he started calling me a murder and attacking me.

>>171187085
Disarm isn't a harm intent. If someone knocks a flashlight out of your hands and you beat them to death with a weapon, that's murder.

By hiding the corpse in a locker on the mining station, you're trying to prevent cloning of any kind. When this is coupled is an outright murder at the onset of a two hour round, that's being a shitter.

Do you want me to keep breaking things down for you? No thank you. I've had enough bait.

>>171187216
>Everybody keeps telling me I'm wrong! That must be bait!
And disarm pushes someone down long enough for you to handcuff and then kill them. If you're going to start a fight with someone, you better be ready to finish it.

>>171187301
Only an absolute fucking nigger like yourself could possibly think that knocking a flashlight out of someone's hands constitutes a good enough reason to murder someone. And it makes sense, because you're the only one here telling me that I was at fault.

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*blocks your path*

>>171187378
See, you'd have an argument if you knocked something out of someone's hands and then ran away. It sounds like you disarm spammed, which means you were trying to knock him down to gain an advantage in fucking killing him. You're a little bitch, either git gud or stop attacking people.

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>>171185736
It's always important to leave out all the details when spinning a narrative.

>>171187512
She's cute, name?

>>171187512
I can't wait till she dies along with the rest of the roach scum.
>>171187553
Fuck off yahir, stop being aroused by bugs.

>>171187512
They did leave out how Serwind maligned patrolling maint for HOT TIPS on code green, yes.

>>171187478
Had him on the ground three times. Didn't hit him once.

Because you play on hippie and kill people without reason doesn't mean you can do that on other servers.

>tfw can't make my own ban request because Carsh already made one
>tfw now the slime nigger is just going to say he's had a hard day and get unbanned like Carsh

>>171187620
>Carsh is unbanned but morena isn't

Explain that.

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>>171187620
Comment in the thread then faggot with logs and testimony.

>>171187723
Morena sucked the wrong dicks.

>>171187585
Like not knowing it was a cultist until after the murder

>>171179934
Set up a shotgun turret right next to it!

>>171187553
Her ckey is Rhydens Method

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>mfw woody's got wood wiki article
I had no idea it was there

>>171190720
Rhydens is a boy

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>>171190807
I just now read it.

>>171173470

How iblied you retarded, i caught you fumbling my stuff, if i have the means necessary to protrct my office, i will do so

How i lied you moron? I told you entered my office without permission and thats exactly what happened

God you are such cunt

>>171192494
Hello Rhydens!

>3 admins online
>none respond to ahelps
Really makes your cogs move

>>171193578
Don't worry, at least we'll finally get prayermins!

>>171174448
>Needing to know other peoples opinion of you to see if you're good or not
You're pathetic.

>>171195181
>be journalist
>scour sec's comms for hot scopes, writing many articles
>no idea if anyone has read them by the end of the round

feels journalistic integrity man

>>171195352
hot *SCOOPS

something is wrong with me today. too many buttburgers perhaps.

>>171193454
people without basic english skills should be banned desu

>>171195693
But then we'd lose bumbling, and he's my favorite pal

>mfw no borer irl to inject drugs into you and make you moan

>someone is friendly and talks to me for the first time in ages
>turns out they were an antag, stunns me and throws my body in an emagged gibber

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that round was the shit

>>171195970
CMO here. I'm sorry. I thought about being dramatic and I thought about maybe making it more interesting but people kept checking on me because I kept dying.

I exploited your trust to secure my valids.

>>171196079
no it was fine, you throwing the chef into a gibber was 10 times more creative than just running in and killing me with an esword

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>>171195970
>stunns
I wonder who could be behind this post...

>>171196079
Wait, was that the chef? Did I almost walk in on murder?

>>171195924
>tfw no head borer to give you dopamine when you're following his orders but give you unimaginable pain when you disobey

Can someone red pill me how antag borers were?

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post chef forts

>>171196128
what's the meaning of this gif? it seems like a random scene from a tank anime

>>171196151
You walked in on me cleaning up after a murder. I fed the chef 40u chloral labelled "Lipozine" after he spoke about not being able to wear his outfit because he was a fatty.

I offered to help him and gave him a pill, which he took, stripped and into the gibber. Ate his corpse remains over what left of his stuff.

After that, I cleaned up with soap when two people walked in to prank me. I had a heart attack.

>[21:21:48]ADMIN: HELP: Sandy_Sand/(Sandy Rylai): mortal plane is misspelled - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
>[21:22:05]ADMIN: HELP: Sandy_Sand/(Sandy Rylai): a spark and your consciousness returns, dragging you back to the mortal plane. - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.

>you will never be this fucking retarded

>>171195970
>try to be friendly and talk to chefs and bartender
>bartenders always just go braindead and chefs law 2 me to leave

mechanic players have been really friendly though

>>171196589
They're a mexican or some sutch

>>171196356
the shitty tank is a woman and the others are a man. she thought she could win v men and tried to fight them as equals. she couldnt even hurt them.

>>171171891
Don't listen to the shitters son, you are doing gods work.

Make science jobs exclusively for skeletons so if you want the easy access to dangerous crap you have to be a bad race

>>171197010
>not playing on hard mode all the time
noob

>>171199064
Skeletons are too hard, even sawbones couldn't static as one.

>tfw my scottish waifu stopped playing

>>171199470
>tfw you take pics of yourself with a similar outfit as your female static
>start to self insert

>>171199470
>tfw my scientist husbando stopped playing

WHERE IS MY COLD HEARTED ASIAN WAIFU THAT IGNORES ME
I NEED THIS

>>171200285
who?

>>171200387
Are you that desperate for attention? Pathetic.

>>171200843
I just want to wank during vampire rounds when she succs me

>>171200843
They were so desperate it was almost pathetic. Your turn.

>>171201239
Desperate.

>>171200843
>>171201239
>>171201413
>this desperate for (You)'s
Pathetic.

>>171201529
>doesn't understand
Iron cock

>>171201814
Are you an Asian cold hearted waifu?

>>171201529
I know the commissioner because he's my pal. Here's a picture.

Actually had fun cult round how crazy

>>171197010
>play any race other than skeleton
>ask HoP if I can be a scientist
>"Okay."

>>171202132
Stop self shilling your eve guild harse

>>171202217
Thanks for making it quick and painless at least, and not cultstended space pizza party ended by adminbus xenos after 3 or so hours

>ask HoP for science access so I can go beat someone up
>they actually give it to me
>when I get there he is already brain dead

>>171202307
Puppers are dead anyway.

>>171202224
HoP here.

Actually you asked if you could kick someone's ass in science. I said sure, if you promised not to kill to which you agreed.

Although admittedly I would have given you the access anyway if you said you wanted to do science.

>>171202217
I honestly love cult rounds. It means I can actually do my job without NEW COPS or WIZNURDS lighting the station on fire within 10 seconds.

>>171202341

Oh nevermind, it was you.

>>171202224

I don't remember giving science access twice.

>>171202360
I wasn't greentexting something I'd done, I was greentexting what I would do if you had to be a skeleton to be a scinetist.

>>171202343
>over 10 members

Not dead, I know you metaclubbers faked its death to hide your kurt jacobs dix pix but I'll find you

I had just woke up when i wrote that post, fuck you too

Good to have a HoS that actually fucking does the job properly without powergaming.

>>171202513
They are dead.
t. True eve metaclub

>>171202417
>>171202320
I got converted near the end. Normally I fucking hate cult but this one was pretty gud

>>171202697
Yes, they died when pain banned them all for the avada ic in ooc incident

>>171200284
Has anyone here been obsessed enough over someone that they started to look, dress and act like that someone?

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>>171196589

>>171202224
just make it so skeletons cant talk to anyone not in science

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>When you arrest a dirty criminal and you drag them into maint instead of the brig and they start freaking out.