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C@ edition

>Stormblood trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv9G3I1FkuI

>New Year's Greetings!:
http://na.finalfantasyxv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/f03a913191841b0559fd6374069f53dba629018c

>Seasonal Event: Heavensturn 2016:
http://na.finalfantasyxv.com/lodestone/special/2016/Heavensturn/

>Patch 3.15 Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/86c483a5b15766c988ee8db15f4eda117b9d66e4

>Resources, guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/ekBuLDaF
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meow
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nth for why the fuck are there patch 3.15 notes and stuff about Heavensturn / New Years
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brown elzn
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>/ff14g/
You fucking retard
Don't use this thread
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Xth for Midlanders!
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elzpost
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xth for grownmen playing as old men
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>queue for leveling roulette
>get aurum vale
>2 summoners
>my scholar dots are the only dots on more than one target at a time other than miasma 2

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>171091115

At least put the previous edition before you hurriedly shit out your cat thread, retard.
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>>171139508
Old Men
Running the world
A new age!
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>>171139623
Is this a meme I'm missing?
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>>171139672
It's a shame I have to spoonfeed you, but whatever. Its funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxi7JRJrod4
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Post friends.
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>>171139623
>>171139672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxi7JRJrod4
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Reminder not to trust c@girls
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*falls asleep back into the dream*
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>>171139796
>>171139815
All joking aside, JC Denton is a good voice actor.
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xth for being excited to get MOTIVATED as SAM in 3 months.
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>>171139797
I don't have those. :[
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>>171139797
Which ones have penises?
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>>171139893
why not
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>>171139298
dark chocolate elezen gc
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>>171139893
What did they ever do to you for you to lose their trust?
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>>171140050
All of them, with any luck.
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>>171139486
elzn!
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>>171140527
Make this OP.
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Which classes have a good synergy together? For example:

BLM + BRD
NIN + MNK
MCH + DRG
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>>171140584
I made this OP and I'm not a cat.
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>>171140821
WAR + SCH
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>>171140821
MNK does not synergize with any other job.
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>>171140821
MNK + Ranged dps cause get the fuck out of my positional.
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>>171140963
MNK and PLD synergize somewhat with Dragon Kick and PLD's lack of mdef CDs...
;_;
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>>171139419
the cutest!
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I'm never going to finish my anima because this stupid umbrite step is the worst
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>>171141624
>never experienced the 210 step before the nerf
It's honestly really easy and just a bit tedious
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>>171141726
I did I just gave up when I realised I wasnt going to have the autism to grind it out
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>>171141726
Anyone remember the original Zodiac phase?
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>>171140835
Discord only is right.
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>>171141819
what about 300 brayfloxes
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>>171141624
Just keep working at it
I stopped trying to rush it and now it doesn't seem that bad
Glad they nerfed it though
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>>171141904
It took me four solid days of grinding Amdapor Keep.
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What do you guys do when you idle?
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>>171140821
WAR + SCH for them sweet, sweet, adlos for deploy
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>>171142197
Look at catgirls
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>>171142197
listen to music or watch youtube vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KfaQ6pmv18
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>>171140821
>NIN + MNK

?

DRK + NIN or NIN + WAR in general is good
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>>171141819

Remember fighting with 20 different people for 100 kills of a monster that only spawned 3 at a time globally?
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>>171142385
I did not, I started my books late.
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>>171140821
WHM and DRK because their conflicting power sources and ideologies would make for a great romcom.
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Is there some way I could buy a thing on my main character and then give it to my alt? Namely some clothing off the market board. You can't mail things to essentially yourself right?
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>>171142703
>Holy
>Blood price

heck no
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>>171142703
WHM and DRK is by far the worst combo of all the healers and tanks.
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>>171142768
You can't mail them to yourself, no. I use the FC chest as a means of transferring things or use a friend as a third party. There's also the route of putting some vendor item up on the MB for x amount of gil, buying it on your main, thus giving your alt gil to buy whatever.
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>>171142885
>>171142928
>Let WHM holybomb for 10 seconds before immunity hits,
>Drain your MP with Unleash during that time
>Activate BP and recover it all in 3 seconds
>Keep spamming it until out of MP again.

Wow. So hard.
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>>171143005
Ah damn I completely forgot about that kind of thing in regards to the second bit, yeah might just run with that idea since I'm a dummy with no FC.
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>>171143081
>Unleash
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>>171143124

Nigga I haven't played in 3 months. DRK who think they can't synergize with WHM because they can't time their BP to not conflict with the Holybomb stun time are fucking idiots.
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>>171143081
It's still the worse pairing.
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>>171143278
i wish someone would holybomb my bp
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So is Impulsive Appraisal full of shit? I've counted 67 uses of it and despite a "30% chance", not once has Discerning Eye actually proc'd from it. I'm just spamming it to see if it even procs now. Feels more like 3%.
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>>171143281

It's not, though. If you're going by Expert dungeon clear time with big pulls, WHM and DRK with a BRD using Foe's is one of the faster Tank + Healer AOE combos.

If you're going with raiding and ex Primals, DRK is still the best MT and last I checked WHM is still best MH. (I think AST is the best now? Haven't played in a long time.

>>171143482

me too 2bh
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>>171143548
it's not, but 30% are pretty low chances to where you can just feel very unlucky, i wouldn't use it unless i have to
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>>171143701
Its part of rotation though why wouldn't you
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>>171139419
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>>171142928
>>171143081
No, it's the best pairing.
>WHM constantly on DRK's case about how unhealthy it is to use his hatred to fuel the primordial darkness of man that resides within him and unleash it upon his enemies
>DRK eventually messes up a rotation, drinks too deep, and hurts himself
>WHM decides she needs to cure it with rather intimate healing
>DRK is agonizingly burned alive by intimate healing but silently puts up with it and pretends nothing is wrong
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>>171143278
Abyssal Drain is more efficient even with the higher MP cost.
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There's something adorable but horrifying about mind-threshed disciples standing around having a chin-wag.

>"You know what I love?"
>"Ifrit?"
>"Oh my god it's like we're on the same wavelength!"
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>>171143828
Is this dat boi, or another boi that looks dat boi but not dat boi?
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>>171143856
Get your anime romance bullshit out of here, we're talking about the game.
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>>171144031
Can you repeat that in English?
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>>171143819
you only -have- to use impulsive for aethersands, everything else is just if you wanna really increase your yield, i just DE MA x3 + 5% if I'm gathering blue or red scrips

you only need it for those 8/8 ephemerals
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>>171144124
Isn't that what this game is?
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>>171142885
>>171142928
that's the point dummies
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>>171144197
Looks like there's no coming here from dat boi.
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Hey, How do I become ebin?

Please give me tips and tricks.
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>>171143856
>use Living Dead
>WHM uses Benediction to cleanse Walking Dead off me
>Shouldn't that kill me?
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>>171144019
There's something adorable but adorable about that hair that I wanna...
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>>171144408
Don't dew it
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>>171144257
Well alright.
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What's with Balmung being so popular?
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>>171144650
ERP and RP.
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>>171144650
RP server.
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>>171144650
It's the rp server
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>>171144334
Just do what the other ebins do and blankpost all the time or avatar every reply you make.
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>>171144650
biggest server
lively even outside big cities
lowest mb prices and constant supply of everything
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God, if it's not one force of nature disrupting my static, it's another.
>MT gets ambushed by his dad (dadbushed) constantly during the first few days
>AST is now getting mombushed as we speak
>MCH and I have intermittent connection issues in between this
>SCH also has lag periods on certain days
It's like YoshiP is conspiring against us at this point. Clear N E V E R ;_;
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>>171144019
What time is work, Rider?
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how am i meant to earn scrips without zhloe because my gear is too weak (but best i can get that isnt scrips) to get collectables that reward scrips? im not paying these exorbitant prices for ironworks and again because my perception just isnt high enough, i cant get the collectable requirement amount for anything that actually gives scrips
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>>171144334
make lots of friends
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>>171144715
>>171144740
>>171144865

Ahhh ok. I'm on Exodus. How does that rank? I feel like it's pretty empty sometimes but I don't wanna buy a transfer.

I have two IRL freinds here though.
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>>171144920
neither of those are ebins, unless "being a literal who that shits out selfies" is being count as ebin now
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>>171144903
follow the progression, you may be able to cut by checking carbonweave, if its too expensive for you then you have to get the blue scrip gear via adamantite and chysahl greens collectables

basically to get either of those you need hq white i150, but try to cheat it by buying carbonweave
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>>171144886
Waitin' for a guy to turn up so I can plug his face with bullets from my Roaring Couerl-gun for allied seals so any time between now and 100 years from now if FATEs are to estimated.
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Is there any kinda armored looking jacket with a fur coat for DRG?
Trying to make a Dante from Stella Glow look.
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>>171145091
I never said those were ebins. They wanted tips. Don't jump to conclusions.
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>>171145091
do not bully lil bun
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>>171145089
Only move with your friends.
Balmung is a great server to find new friends, though.
Don't be a dick and move to Balmung leaving your IRL friends back.
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>>171145089
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/luckybancho/imgs/b/9/b98042e2.jpg

less than half the active population of balmung according to the latest census
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>>171145136
Sounds about right, hows it going? Any new fishing since the new patches and stuff?
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are old men the most powerful creatures on earth?
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>>171145092
the highest i can even get adamantite with any manner of rotation or queueing is 430 tops so im fucked in that regard
i guess i can try the folklores
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>>171145163
Fuck off, Mel.
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>>171145312
no youre thinking of grown men
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Finally, it's over.
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>>171145364
Dangle a futa dick in front of them and grown men are weak
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>>171144878
That's kinda why world prog raiding has very few NEETs. Being able to spend a week straight on something without fucking people over is an important skill, especially if you're living in someone else's house.
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anyone want to test this?
>>171145507
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>>171145507

But... it's another grown men dangling the futa dick.
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>everyone has the same death animation but unique "play dead" animations from the cash shop
Defend this
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>>171145236
I've got about 12 of the new big fish to go, their windows and requirements for catching are SUPER finnicky so I expect them to last till Stormblood and maybe even afterwards depending on what distracts me, but I've got about as high of a gathering stat as I can manage right now unless I can manage a 7% and 4% meld of +10s on my rod, so there's nothing to do but shove food in my dumb face and keep trying!

New Zhloe stuff kinda made armour fish a nightmare though, wish I'd tried to catch that sucker before that update dropped.
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>>171145638
T E N Y E A R S
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>>171145653

They do?

Someone post the midlander play dead.

PLEASE!
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>>171145331
I'll list out the progression order so it makes sense
chysahl greens + adamantite ore - white gear req
1* nodes from folklore books (look in gathering log for these, you need the blue scrip books to unlock) - i170 gear needed to gather pretty sure (carbonweave or blue scrip gear)
3* node (also from books but hard to gather without at least i195/i200 weapons) - i190 gear recommended + melded if you want any hq

chysahl greens and adamantite are regular collectables, if you cant gather them you can't gather 1* folklore

150 white - crafted
i180 scrip + blue scrips + 470? collectability adamantite ore or chysahl greens
170 carbonweave = crafted, its usable on all gatheres
180
i190 - crafted ironworks, expensive
i200 - weekly upgrades from goblin dice (red scrips)

I'm quite not sure how you're getting the collectability needed for zhloe but can't gather blue scrips from other nodes, they're the same difficulty afaik, and yeah if you have no access to better gear then you have to use IA to rng out at least one node for the foil req for i180
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"It's just blank sometimes" koishi, definitely not an esl or etl
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>posting noncats in cat edition
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Can you change facial expression while playing dead? I need to know before I buy it.
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>>171144019
/songbird .webm pls
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>>171145963
You can, yes.
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>>171145331
You only need a 380 Adamantite and 12 blue gathering tokens at 50 scrips each for a much better set of gear. Good luck, duder.
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If you could change one thing from the character creator what would it be?
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lovely lala ladies
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>>171145653
Yes.
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>>171146234
delete lalafell
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>>171145908
Are the i200 Red Scrip gear pieces better than pentamelded i190 crafted ones or is it worth it to drop the money rather than waiting? I know nothing about crafting please spoonfeed me.
;w;
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>>171146053

Could someone please confirm with screenshot proof? I won't be jewed out of $6 if I can't sneer while playing dead.
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>>171146234
Delete the Lalafel breast slider.
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>>171146368
puttel?
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>>171146341
>>171145963
Oops, wrong quote because dumb cat.
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>>171146234
Delete lipstick option.
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>>171146424
kill yourself
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>>171146390
You can
Facial expressions can always change.
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>>171146390
It's really hard to get a shot, but here's /taunt

>>171146051
This sounds like a lot of work for someone who is blitheringly incompetent like me
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Trying to get this relic weapon makes me want to quit this game :\ I don't have a static or raid so my AugShire/Diabolic is about the best gear I'm going to get, so the only upgrade for me is my relic...

but god damn this umbrite grind. I realize they just nerfed it, but even now at the halfway point (120 sands applied), I need 30-40 more umbrite.

That's 4500 (if you get REALLY lucky) to 6000 lore! That's 60 fucking Gubal HArd runs over and over at 15-20 minutes each depending on the group you get.

And that's assuming you don't sit in party finder for an hour trying to find a group.

Just doing this shit makes me just not want to play anymore.

I mean, what's the point? I'm looking at another 2 months to finish the relic given umbrite, singing crystal, and light farm... and the expansion will be out in June and then completely invalidate the entire weapon.

If I hadn't already preordered Stormblood I'd probably cancel my account. I don't know what to do :(
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>>171146713
>>171146691

Perfect. Thanks!
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>>171146749
You could just not do things you don't find fun.
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>>171146749

They'll nerf it on the last patch before SB and you'll be able to farm them easily like they did with the original Zodiac relic.

If you want to progress, get everything to 60 with welfare gear and find all the glamours you want so when SB hits you can buy NPC equipment that'll be stronger than anything on HW right now.
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>>171146368
I'm gonna delete you.
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>>171139797
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>>171146749
If you're not in a static or raiding, worrying about "best gear" is kinda pointless. Relic is just doing something to get something fairly unique looking, a sense of "I worked on this" as you play the game with others.

Just take it slow and easy and don't wreck yourself trying to do it.
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>>171146749
you need 20-40 more umbrite, not 30-40. bonuses go up to +3, doubling what you get from each sand.

just do your roulettes and buy umbrite with that.
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What class is the best casual experience?

I made an alt for reasons and I play her casually. I just don't know what class is conducive to it.

I started arcanist and I'm currently playing marauder. Main is nin.
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>>171147302

just sayin anon I took one relic through the whole way and didnt get a single bonus past 120. Its a rare bonus, its not gauranteed
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>>171146749
Don't rush so much and just pace yourself. Do a Gubal run or 2 a day and try different things like WT parties (where people might have bonuses), helping out FC members/people in pf/friends. The umbrite is the worst step, (though light grind can be tedious if you're a tank still I think).


>>171147365
That's incredibly awful luck. I got about 2-3 bonuses total the two times I did it.
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Post friends!
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>Bitter angry post about lolicon posting in xivg discord
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>>171147537
>retarded shitstorm over an emote of khloe in soft discord
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>>171147530
Stop this
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>>171147530
tfw ywn be friends with phil
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>>171146234
other races can use au ra hair/non-exclusive hair
>>171146369
To satiate the other anon's desire for proper English, I'll forgo usage of terse statements or slang. The i200 pieces of gear are not better than their crafted counterparts so long as you put a decent effort into melding. It's also important to note that by creating an Ironworks set of gear, you have a universal set of gear for all your crafting classes. The one exception is the chest piece, stats on the chest piece are so high that you would have to put a great deal of effort (and gil) into melding your chest piece for it to be better than the i200 counterpart.

Despite this, you won't actually need all those stats to craft 4* items and gear, even on crafter classes that aren't your specialization. And with consideration to the fact that you will only be able to purchase a single chest piece for one class, usable only for that one class, I don't quite find it worth it. One of the by far and away largest reasons crafted gear is superior is not because of the capped stats you can get, but the bonus CP that the scrip counterparts do not give.

In short, crafted is the best because its a universal set and you don't need to completely meld your stats in any case.

995 craftsmanship, 955 control is needed for 4*. Neither of my weapons on this non-specialization Weaver are melded, and my chest piece only has 2 Control V inside. I only need to meld 29 more Craftsmanship if I want to craft 4* as a Weaver. I eat Seafood Stew for +50 CP +31 Control because CP is basically what it all comes down to at the end of the day.

With the drop in prices of IV materia, you really shouldn't have much trouble with crafted sets. But if you're acquiring Goblin Cups, feel free to use it to cheat on a piece here and there (perhaps weapon).
>>171145938
desu, people who use something as their second language tend to be more proper than those who use it as their first anyways
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>leveling new job
>WAR in Sastasha doesn't use overpower
>PLD in Tam Tara doesn't use flash
please end my leveling suffering
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>>171147530
No friends to post with, feelsbadman
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Remember, according to this thread, everyone that just so happens to have a southern drawl is an ESL.
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>>171148086
>Get to Stone Vigil
>tank is a paladin who didnt get shield oath
>DPS is a lancer and archer
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>>171147961
Thanks for the info, Koishi. I appreciate it.
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>>171147530
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>>171147961
>not high octane critical crafting simulator
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PAH ROO KEI TIA
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>>171148551
what the fuck are those arms
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>>171147530
Post anything I was accidentally included in. It's the closest I'll get.
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>>171147961
What's your first language??
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>>171147530
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>>171147530
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>ywn protect her smile
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>>171147530
>friends
Uh, well, you see, the thing is...
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>>171147530
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>>171148161
I'm slightly insulted, I generally speak super fast and sometimes don't finish words before beginning another when I speak. I also say hella a lot and refer to everyone regardless of guy or girl, as you guys.
>>171149231
English, I don't have a second language though I have a sparse understanding of Japanese (not because of anime) and am trying to pick up on some Russian here and there
>>171149571
/hug
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>>171147365
i'm well aware, and the average is probably closer to 75, but it's still POSSIBLE to get the relic done in 60.
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>>171149590
>pacifiers
Someone should send that to Mado, they'll cum buckets
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>>171147530
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>>171149554
vietfuckingshit
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>>171149648
interesting
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I love elezen so much.
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>>171150524
i love lalas
im blessed to have a lala wife
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>>171150753
Lalafells are a blight on Eorzea and I look forward to the day Garlemald peels you disgusting onions and slivers them all over a frying pan somewhere
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>>171150753
Smash all spuds, fuck Lalas, kill all of them.
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>>171150753
same I love my lala wife(male)
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>>171149648
If English is your first language, do people think you talk funny or something?
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>>171151309
the states are big and diverse, there's plenty of tiny (and not so tiny) differences from place to place due to the country size, so yeah I'm sure some people do, but I also recognize things in other peoples english
>>171150401
yeah its very accurate generally, though I pronounce caramel as car-ml
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>>171151563
but i live in florida
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>>171151698
north florida and south florida couldn't be more different from each other
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>>171151772
my result was >>171150401
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>>171152425
ugly
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How does one make friends in this game? Aside from random tells I feel kinda lonely
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>>171152637
Join an FC and just talk to people.
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>>171152637
What server are you on? Thats a big factor. Along with the FC youre in.
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>>171152637
Join the vg ls, make friends
it's that ez
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hello friends
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>>171152637
Move to gilgamesh and be collected by me, Shirou Kuma
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>>171152637
visit mateus
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>>171152637
how do you make friends in any other aspect of your life
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>>171152745
hello tofu
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buying A12S carry and maybe some percocet, PST...
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>>171153272
sorry tofu
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>>171152910
Do you even hang out with anyone, like really hang out. Like doing content or playing games with, or do you stuff them in a linkshell like anchovies?
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>>171152707
>people behaving as if they were on 4chan
Don't join it if you actually want friends.
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>finally got enough MGP to afford my Adamantoise Mount yesterday

I feel like a whole new chapter of my life has begun.
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>>171153557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSx7BtKzSo
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>>171153286
cmon, kiss, you're better than that
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this ff14g thing is more autistic than when amber was fucking with the pastebin
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>>171153456
there is a linkshell, but I more often just play with them if they want to/craft them some gear to make it easier and talk when i can

you have to understand most people log on once and talk to me, and I have no clue who they are half the time so I'm suspicious of erpbait or something, but if they level up a bit yeah I'll help them out and let them chill in my fc probably
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>>171153897
newfag
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>>171153272
I'm not tofu
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>both /v/ and /vg/ threads are slow
>bluegatr almost dead
>zam dead
>OF slow as fuck, nobody even bothers asking for content or talking about problems
Is this game worth coming back to?
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>>171152637
Well *I* hear you're supposed to talk with people. I don't really get it either.
Wait, you get random tells? Isn't that enough to satisfy you? What's next, the world?
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>>171154032
Its the end of the expansion with nothing to do.
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>>171154032
>using the OF as any metric of quality
wew lad please do not
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>>171154003
put your trip back on elk
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What's a good way to farm light for my anima?
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>>171153286
You gotta believe, Kiss.
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>>171154136
Idk man they used to be pretty ruthless when complaining about the game, seems like the few that are left don't care anymore
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>>171154295
Everyone who complained about the game was banned.
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>>171154295
The charity patches have been in full swing for a while now. It's the pre-expansion lull. Same thing happened before HW, though maybe not for as long.
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>>171154234
alex 1 savage en-fucking-joy
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>>171153985
What if they transferred over and stuff?
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Naka Flocka Nigger Hitler
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>>171154074
I do try to talk here and there, but its rare to find someone willing to converse for more than a few seconds. The tells come from muh glamour, always appreciate that <3
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>>171153874
I dunno about that...
>>171154276
I'm a skeptic!
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does anyone want to do aquapolis
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>>171154792
But you've come this far already.
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>/ff14g/

this is extremely upsetting
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>>171155040
this is my favorite lizer
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>>171155040
when are you coming back
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>>171155040
i hate this lizer
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>>171154463
play together if they want to, probably can join my fc if they want unless its like someone that I know to be pretty malicious, i try to help and play with a decent amount, but life is life and I get busy at times, though I can be found idling at my manor very often for talking if nothing else
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Sooo PLD or WAR?
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>>171154959
It's just not meant to be...
If we don't clear Sunday I'm literally going to enter the shadow realm irl.
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>>171155448
nobody gives a shit about you or your opinion
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>>171155040
Raika
Raika
Raika
Raika
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>>171155487
WAR
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>>171155040
/pet
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>>171155487
All 3, basically. But get WAR up first and then see how you like the other two. Trust me.
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Post handsome male characters of all races
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>>171155448
duck

>>171155570
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

>>171155680
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Elk is being "funny" again.
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>>171155813
Come closer
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>>171155771
I've been told my midlander was pretty good.
I doubt it, though.
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>>171155040
I WANT THIS HAIR BUT I CAN'T HAVE IT
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>>171155771
roegadads
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>>171155178
I dunno lol

>>171155146
thanks
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>tfw no one around to show your cute glamour to
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>>171155178
coming back to where, he's already here
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>>171154793
Name/server?
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>>171155910
highlanders are pretty nice
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>>171156086

just post it here
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>>171155771
Where's Long's midlander?
I miss him....
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>>171156217
nice try, paks, but i'm not letting you jack off to my character
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>primal discord is full of meme-spouting faggots
>several seem to be from 4chan
Take me back to the days when this place wasn't full of redditors and normalfags.
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>>171156217
can't post my character here, sorry
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>>171155908
why not?
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Can someone post the exceptionally tall xaela woman? I want to meet her.
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>>171156312
Do you want to get banned?
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>>171156284

stop calling random people paks, paks
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>>171156312
>discord
there's your problem
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>>171156406
stop calling random people paks, paks
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>>171156404
I don't post often enough for it to matter if I'm banned.
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>>171156406
What kind of logic is that, paks?
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>>171155517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
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Tfw date is getting bored
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>>171155557
i think lots of people give a shit about me, i have lots of nice friends
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>>171156406
Stop responding to it you retard
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>>171155517
Post YFW tallestman clears this Sunday
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>>171156696
paks can't help trying to deny it.
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>>171156704
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>>171156506
>>171156553
would you guys stop calling flinch paks, if he was he would've tried to erp me, failed, and posted my character all over the thread thirty thousand times
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>>171156835
He responds to it. Who else but Paks would reply?
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>>171156704
Post YFW Kiss causes every single wipe for an entire night, again.
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>>171156880
this is a kafkatrap
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>>171156161
dadlanders and roegadads are truly the best
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>>171156908
Kiss is Guffy? Huh.
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>>171156880
that is some super fucking retarded logic, and calling someone paks is about the worst thing you can do in this thread, quit being a faggot.
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>>171156810

why is yuuka saying this, yuuka would just kill you
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>>171156627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVKtECjvYuY
>>171156704
pic
>>171156908
I'm past that though, nerd! I'm making very few mistakes as of a few days ago.
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>>171157094
secondaryfags anon, secondaryfags
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>>171157017
Shut up Paks
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>>171157195

fuck off paks
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>>171157281
kys paks
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are 90% of healers just afk during 24 mans? Somehow everytime i do dun scaith i'm in charge of main healing the tank, healing my own group, doing any mechanics that require someone to stand in shit, healing anyone that gets hit by a mechanic, and reviving anyone that gets killed. The moment I die the raid immediately wipes because i have to carry so much of it.

Other healers cant even bother do prep up for the raid wide aoe damage and every group except mine drops to 15% health
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>>171156964
What about Old Man Elezens?
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>>171156239
me on the right
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>>171157336
90% of everyone just afk's in 24 mans

Me included
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>>171157131
Wow, it only took you 5 weeks to almost entirely learn the mechanics! Kiss is so good!
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>tfw trying out for a static next week and get absolutely terrible clear numbers tonight
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>>171157336
>are 90% of healers just afk during 24 mans
Probably. I know I afk in Void Ark when I go as SCH. In DS I spend most of my time dpsing and leave the heals to my non-dpsing co-healer.
>when the healers are doing less hps than you and are doing sub-100 dps
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>>171157429
>blm
>do 2.0 rotation in 24man out of laziness
>still top dps

:thongking:
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>>171157512
I never claimed to be good, but the only mechanic I've had consistent trouble with was communion. We all have our rough patches, shortanon!
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>farming scrips for crystal sands

I'm not even level 60 yet and this is fast as fuck. I'll be done in a few days if I can keep up with the rotation.
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>>171157780
>do 3.0 rotation
>500 dps above next player

They're all AFK and undergeared, r-right?
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become as gods
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>>171158091
Is that a Kamen Rider Reference?
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>>171158148

is that a jojo reference?
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>>171157876
was meant in response to >>171157743
as an expression of silent despair
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>>171157353
Pretty good
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>>171157876
Hey there sexy.
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>>171158487
Thanks bub.
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>>171158535
cringe
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>>171158148
>>171158191
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>>171157743
Thats what i do. I never heal in 24m raids
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>>171157353
kys
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>>171158620
I. Hear. A. Sound.
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Anyone on Balmung wanna afk in diadem while waiting for EMs to pop?
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>>171157743
>0 dps white mages
literally not even touching assize you CUNTS
>>
is fflogs down?
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>>171159586
i think they had an autistic meltdown over i280
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>>171159586
No
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>>171159586
it's locked until SB because "MUH DIADEM SHITTER FATE GRINDING WEAPONS!!!!"
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>>171159679
>>171159751
t. someone that doesn't raid
They literally just made a 2.55b tier and froze 2.55.
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>>171159751
It's not locked
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>>171159810
>>171159825
EM detected.
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>>171157901
Communion is annoying, but doable. You just need to make sure everyone has assigned positions and Alex is positioned well for Sacrament. It took my group a few tries to get it down, too.
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>>171159894
It takes like two clicks to navigate to fflogs and check yourself.
bad bait
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>>171159810
fuck off miniuh
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>>171160128
We've got it down pretty well at this point. I was the only one in the group who was really struggling with it, and I've finally got it down pretty much perfectly personally.. but now we're having trouble with other stuff, between tank cooldown usage and healing and lack of DPS.
I'm feeling good about Sunday though.
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boop
anyone wanna run Diadem?
I just returned from a hiatus tho so I might suck a little
>>
>>171160568
Good luck, Tallestman. I'm cheering you on ;_;
>>
>leveling roulette is available the instant you unlock the second dungeon
>can't do trials roulette until I'm level 50
Why is leveling alts such a fucking pain in the ass? There are so many small inconveniences like this that make me want to slam my head into the wall. I wouldn't mind skip potions as long as they're only for people who have finished the MSQ in the past or some shit. Or maybe they could just increase the scripture cap a little for each job you have at 60 so I don't have to fucking make alts if I want to play 2 jobs.

/rant
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>>171160748
yeah pst
>>
>just want stupid Aery DRG chest
>have to DPS queue unless I wanna see it drop and lose to some doginabag with 200 dps
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>>171160814
Seconding your rant
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>>171160568
My group's DPS is finally falling into line where we can ignore the second Void of Repentance. It's making things a lot easier for getting our weeklies done in one night.
You'll get there eventually, I'm sure!
>>
>people unironically participating in a player-run casino

A fool and his money.
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>Youtube MMO content creator says they don't like XIV/aren't interested in XIV
>half the comments consist of "you're supposed to play it for the lore, it's a final fantasy game," "it gets much faster at high levels, it is actually one of the faster games because of weaving," "it's an mmo, of course the leveling is bad," and "the endgame is amazing and there is so much of it".
>>
>>171161197
What do people do other than use /random to play? I remember people used to do this before, but I'd never actually seen one before.
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>>171161410
>"the endgame is amazing and there is so much of it".
Literally what? Why would people lie like that?
>>
>>171161423
/random is the only one I know, it's basically weighted so that as expected, in the long course of probability house wins
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>>171161423
What >>171161607 said. And the event runner constantly /yells about how the house has "lost more money" than has been claimed by winners. In-game bait desu.
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>>171161574
Well in the minds of XIV's YouTube community, complete bullshit is accepted and parroted as the truth.

Seriously, just look at the comment section of any video that doesn't completely suck the games dick.

Makes you wonder if those people actually play the game that they are sucking off.
>>
>elezenposting is over
No... come back...
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6b5RG18uwI

>there will never be a cutscene like this
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>>171160748

you better suck a lot
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>>171162408
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I've been a bad kitty. Somebody come punish me plz.
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Anyone able to recommend a place to buy gil?
"Reviews" of these sites are all fake.
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>>171162805
that's a really pretty elf
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>>171163048

i'll cut you
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>>171162408
elves are sleeping, come back later
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>>171162408
No, I like being obscure.
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>>171163484
Elves usually wake up at about this time honestly.
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>>171163328
I've always used playerauctions and never had a problem
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>>171163328

don't buy gil, scathach wouldn't approve
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>>171160748
A faget approaches
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>>171160748
do you do lewd stuff?
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>>171160861
Do you like femboys?
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>>171163595
That thiccness is out of this world
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>>171162408
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>>171163331
you're a pretty elf
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>>171164027
pst
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>>171164059
Cute brown elezen!
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>>171164086
mommy
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>>171164459
shirou...
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>>171164086
i like this elf
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>>171164086
wanna smash
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>>171164058
>thicc

That's not thicc what the fuck. You're all misusing this meme.
>>
Queue for the Library (normal) on Aether!
>>
How do you make good friends? I have this circle of friends but they have a smaller circle among themselves that doesn't include me... It's so lonely...
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>>171164540
hi hi
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You have to be a special kind of retarded if you can't do a simple mechanic you practiced countless times after over a month.
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>>171164897
just talk to and visit with people.
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>>171164732
now that's a thicc post
>>
>>171164954
gee i wonder who this post is about
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>>171163048
Can I get a pastebin of this macro?
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>>171164897
Don't play with grown men.
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>>171164945
hey drew
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>>171164945


>>171165125
he prefers andy
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>>171164540
Hi

>>171164945
Stop pretending to be me fucker
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>>171164897
there will always be circles, even if for super small things, just be yourself and play with others too
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>>171165171
What was the point of the pixiv elephant anyways?
>>
>>171164945
>>171165208
Do you like more male au ra abs or catboy abs?
>>
>talk to someone
>hit it off immediately
>their interest dwindles
>friendship dies quickly and quietly

Feels bad, man.
Guess it just happens though, and there's lots of friends to make in the game.
>>
is there anything worse than a lalafell tank?
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>>171165270
Make better friends.
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>>171163328
Buy from me, Lily Celestine, reputable gil seller.
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>>171165312
/xivg/ balmung slut anything
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>>171164459
>>171164540
>>171164569
I don't want to smash or be anyone's mommy but I'm glad you like my Elezen! If you see me running around on Cactuar send a tell so I can join your FC and leech off of your exp buff
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Is midgardsormr every going to be a thing again
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>>171164086
>>171164059
Are these on Balmung?
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>>171165341
show me your micropenis and maybe
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*grows exponentially*
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>>171165551

you can't just ask to see someone's micropenis... it's a very personal and precious thing.
>>
*fucks up same mechanic 10+ times in the same raid night*
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>>171165638
no one should ever buy gil from lily unless he shows them his micropenis
>>
>>171165560
Can you take one without the horns?
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>>171165560
i NEED to smooch this cat
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>>171165125
hi anon i don't like that nickname

>>171165171
>>171165208
really bad posts

>>171165236
hmm, that's a really tough call. i think they're both great but kitty boys are probably softer

>>171165312
there are much darker things in the world
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>>171165676
Excuse you, it was only like 8 times, and I didn't fuck it up at all today. God, get your FACTS straight KID.
>>
Do tradecraft levequests stop being worth exp after a time? I'm level 51 armorer and was going to do the level 45 leves in Lominsa, but it was only 3000 exp
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>>171165758
Remember to Slay the Gay.
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>>171165758
mountain drew
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>>171165758
shirou drewma
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>>171165890
Go do the ones in heavensward
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>>171165890
No, it is a static amount. Make sure you hq for double xp.
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>>171165551
I don't have a micropenis...

>>171165725
wtf. I'm just trying to make a living.
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>>171165731
Like this?
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>>171165765
First soak or second one with Communion?
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>>171166080
Yes thank you. This is a cute cat when it wants to be
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>>171166050
I feel ya on using HQ, but the base amount for the level 45 is only 3k exp. I don't remember it ever being like that
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>>171166085
I don't fuck up the first puddles ever. The communion puddles were hard for me to get used to at first, but I've got those down now too, so I don't fuck up 2nd puddles either now.
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>dps still ignoring hands during scathach because she's at 10% health
>dps blowing lb3 when there are only three people on their team alive with one of them being a healer and scat is at 10% health

I fucking hate this place
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>>171166247
dps shouldnt be allowed to lb outside of dungeons
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>BLMs who never do any aoe
>>
There are two puddles?
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>>171166358
rare t b h

now, NINJAS who never do any fucking aoe...
>>
>>171166209
I meant if you grab the first soak during the 2nd puddles or the second soak. Melees usually get the first for max uptime.

I should have been more clear
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>>171166387
There's like 4 apparently. My group has seen up to the third set because our raidwide DPS is kind of not so good.
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>>171165890
once you hit 50, they make it so you dont gain any real xp from the arr ones anymore

when do we go gathering in diadem together anon
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>>171166462
What do you even gather in Diadem for money anymore?
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>>171166460
maybe stop getting people killed
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>>171166579
for my server? anything you want really, but it also pops em more consistently though theres never enough gatherers to kill it
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>ranged dps who stand as far away as possible so they miss every aoe heal
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Being a tank is scary!
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After you use blizzard IV, what do you do if thunder is currently applied to the boss?

Do you go right back to fire even though your MP won't fully regenerate or do you use something as filler?
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>>171166452
I'm soaking first.
>>171166637
I don't.
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>ASTs who keep feeding cards to BLMs who do no aoe
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>>171166643
>tfw trying my best to shill Matron
>never fucking works
Matron is so much better than fury. Someone should make a reddit post outlining why ;_;
>>
>>171165341
How big is it?
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>>171166783
>BLMs who AoE against 4 or less mobs
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>>171166678
>boss randomly targets people for aoes
>implying I'm going to stand in the middle of the crowd of retards
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>>171165947
>>171165969
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>>171166790
it's not in terms of rewards strictly, it's just it pops EM a lot more due to the nature of how it functions
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>>171166747
If you don't mind me asking, what's the difference between how you did it before and now?
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>>171166893
I'm saying it's better because it's more comfy.
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>>171166825
Fire II is superior with 3 or more targets.
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>>171166825
>NINs who think Doton is their only AOE and do single target WS's on 9-mob pulls
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>Anyone that hangs out in my ley lines
>Tanks creeping out of my range
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>>171160861
I don't know who you are ;w;

>>171162593
i'm okay thanks

>>171163826
you are right about this

>>171163924
no sorry
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I have too much money. Is there any item I could invest in that is likely to raise in price so that I can sell it later and make even more money?
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>dream i met a girl from here amd she liked me
>wake up to a charley horse in my left leg
I can't even be happy in dreams. I hate existing.
>>
>>171167007
do you do lewd stuff if you like that person...
>>
>>171166926
For the communion/soaks?
I just stopped being dumb and paid attention to where I was positioning myself. That's literally it. I don't know why it was so hard for me to grasp.
>>
>>171167007
Are you usually sleepy?
>>
>>171167041
Do not bully Pipps please
>>
Why do priestly omelettes cost so much? It's making me go broke...
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>>171167012
don't post pictures of me
>>171167007
oh yea
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>>171167129
That's not you, that's the gil goblin of good fortune. You're a cat.
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>>171166959
oh yeah it's for sure more comfy, I'd rather gather with some comfy people than grind fates
>>171167118
on the hardest tier of items to make in the game and does cost a sizable amount of crafter scrips per craft, theyre 63k per hq on mateus
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>>171166803
About this big.
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>>171166698
>not enjoying being the party leader even when you aren't
>not enjoying healsluts especially when they're male

its all worth it
>>
>>171167265
Yes, I know. Which is why I'm trying to get people to switch to Matron in the first place. Comfy gathering while waiting for EM>Fate grinding
>>
>>171167273
micropenis confirmed
>>
>>171167273
Awoowoo
>>
>>171166979
At what point do you start the death blossom spam?
>>
>>171167129
Do you like midlander gc? Want to have some fun?
>>
>>171167396
be a cute/handsome male
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>>171167273
What the heck!?
Stop lying...!
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>>171167451
Lion Lily was best Lily.
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>>171167396
step 1. message elk
step 2. talk to him for 10 minutes
step 3. he loves you and will do anything for attention
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>>171167502
>trap

elk is a balding loser irl
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>>171167451
>suncat
>fluffy tail
kys yourself dumb erper
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>>171167482
I like Lion Lily too.
She's ded though.
Except for a level 15 alt on Balmung
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I could LB a little earlier so it's actually useful but i'm going to wait until 1% so it looks cooler.
>>
>>171167392
Generally, Death Blossom 4+ mobs, multi-Shadow Fang 3 mobs, and single target for 2 mobs.
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>>171167646
if we get on alts will you jerk off with me on that character
>>
>>171167650

same
>>
>>171167650
Ah yes, I love when the melee wait till 1% to start the LB3 in stuff like Alex Normal or 24mans so that half the time it doesn't even go off before the boss dies.
>>
>>171167650
I'm going to tank LB at 5% to piss you off.
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>>171167418
yes
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>>171167369
I hate mondays.
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>>171167675
multidot 3 mobs and then throw in a few DBs before the first DOT starts to fall off the first mob then rinse/repeat if they have enough health to warrant another reapply, otherwise just DB
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>>171167714
Really? I didn't expect that...
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>>171167646
I know a lot about dying and killing off characters too.
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Am I a cute lalaell? OwO *blushy blushy*
>>
>>171167634
it's almost like he's compensating for something
>>
>>171167392
4+ enemies: DB > IR+B4B > DB > Katon/Doton > Kassatsu > DB > Katon > DB spam

If 2+ things will ever live for a full duration of doton then that gets priority for an aoe. Kassatsu doton will crit every tick, so if things will live long enough for it to run it's course then you should do that.
>>
>>171167265
Are they actually hard to make? About 50k a pop over here. I don't craft much so I don't know.
>>
>>171167736
Every day is Monday.
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>>171167681
Sure. Only in the Ceruleum Processing Plant though.

>>171167778
What did anon mean by this?
>>
>>171167898
you're no fun
I won't even say anything about you know what
>>
>>171167898
Sometimes we're just ghosts who carries our burdens and sins.
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>>171167883
Just another manic monday...
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>>171167982
Every day is Monday when you're suffering.
>>
>>171167852
kinda, theyre 6 mats, 2 only give 100 quality, 2 you can't get in hq, another i'm pretty sure only gives 100-300 quality at the most as well, and the last probably gives about 1200 but its an unspoiled 3* node only up every 72 minutes

so you're working with about 1500/13187 quality at the most to start with I'm pretty sure in a 1968 craft, most people don't want to take the time to craft something like that 50 times which makes them expensive, plus water clusters are a bitch, that said i do them from 0/13187 because meh, if you are smart (and a bit lucky) about it you can still 0 to 13187 it
>>
>>171167754
oh..
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Remember when square remembered they had their own mmo they could be using for crossover events?
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>>171167953
Sorry, anon... I only accept invitations sent ingame.

>>171167963
But most of the time alive and carrying other stuff...
>>
>>171168203
>pls give me generic blindfold outfit

nah go away
>>
>>171168209
how can I send you an invite you aren't even on that character nor do I know its name...
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>tfw you see friends having fun with each other
That'll be me someday.
>>
>>171168302
no it wont
>>
>>171168256
>>171168203
What we need is a gravity rush x ffxiv crossover.
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>>171168076
What have I become...
My swedish friend...
Everyone I know goes away..
ᴵᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᶰᵈ
>>
>>171168334
yes, that outfit is pretty unique and good.
>>
>>171168203
They couldn't even managed to shit out a crossover for their latest mainline abortion, do you expect them to do anything for Nier?
>>
>>171168301
Invite me on my main, Lily Celestine.
>>
>>171168401
no such name on balmung
>>
>>171168203
crossovers feel trashy and i hope we have less of them in the future, not more.
>>
>>171168209
will you give me a footie
>>
>>171168324
A-Are you serious?
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>>171167248
don't reply to my post ever again newfag
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>>171168345
Don't be what they made you.
>>
>>171168183
Well, do you want to or no?
>>
>>171168503
yes
>>
>>171168503
not him but posts about having no friends are usually from people who have plenty or from people who dont want to make any
>>
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Are they ever going to add more customization to character creation? Customization as it is is practically non-existent outside of things like hair. The breast slider moves between a C and D for most races, so we can't have flat cats or lizards, or Elezen milfs with cowtits.
What even is the point of giving us a slider when everyone's just going to use one extreme or the other? The difference between them is so negligible.
Also butts are all flat. Hips are static. Muscles are either on/off, and not available on all races.
Everyone looks the same.

We need more than this, especially when the RP/ERP community in this game is probably second in population only to Second Life.
>>
>>171168581
yes I do
>>
>>171168445
Was in Diadem. Try again.

>>171168486
Maybe.
>>
>>171168698
What's your name? Or discord if you don't mind.
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>>171166725
b1 as filler unless thunder has like 9s or less on it then just t1 again
>>
>>171168758
mu#4185
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>>171168576
srry I don't watch those kind of movies so I dont get it...
>>
>>171168919
Actually I don't have discord. What's your IGN?
>>
>>171168967
mumu vanih
>>
>>171166209
That's not what I saw when you were streaming.
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Queue for A7N on aether please, trying to catch someone up and it's not going anywhere.
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pull the trigger piglet
>>
>>171168739
hot
>>
How do we solve the cat problem?
>>
>>171169113
no
>>
>>171169028
I'm too shy uwu. You're super scary and I'm afriad to approach you!
>>
>>171169624
I'm not them but people like you are really annoying, you asked who they are in 2 diff places and still pussy out
>>
>>171169507
Make another containment race.
>>
>>171169065
He streamed earlier and hardly failed mechanics at all.
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>>171169563
Thanks!
>>
>>171169624
your loss, I'll give you a bit longer before I just go to bed
>>
Remember to report every single pso2g bred post and don't let the filth shill mateus.
>>
>>171169828
And if I don't?
>>
Remember to report every single I'm gay post and don't let the filth shill balmung.
>>
>>171169782
will you give me a footie
>>
>>171169913
But nobody has to shill balmung it's already full up
>>
>>171169914
I will...
>>
>>171169914
maybe if you actually send a tell
>>
>>171169968
I'm scared to message you... You're way too popular.
>>
>>171170065
fucking retard
>>
>>171170065
I'm not...
>>
>>171170116
Really? I always see you getting lots of replies when you post hey boys and you're always posting with Ebie chan...
>>
>>171170065
>>171170173
If they'll fuck Mado, I'm sure they'll fuck you
>>
>>171169747
>hardly any
lol
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>>171167041
>>171167072
:(´◦ω◦`):

>>171167060
usually yeah, my sleep schedule really sucks

>>171167129
wait, did you used to be a really cute lalafel? pic related? though I don't remember them doing lewd stuff ever...
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>>171170254
you didn't even answer my question...
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>>171170173
talking to the wrong person
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>>171170173
No I'm not popular at all...

>>171170310
No... I'm mumu...
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Anyone want to buy my gil on Balmung?
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>>171170253
>trying to stir shit about a decent, friendly player because he actually plays the game
Balmung, everyone.
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>>171170254
No that's Dextra, my daughter.
>>
>buying gil
>selling gil

Enjoy getting your identity stolen by Vladimir and Chang.
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>>171170326
If you're mumu then you're definitely popular... it makes me really nevous because you're an ebin and i'm a literal who. Do you have a problem with that? Will you still erp with a literal who? You're so popualr and it makes me so afraid
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>>171170363
yeah
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Does that insecure manchild Dame still post here?
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>>171170485
I got about 18 mil and selling it for 5 bucks a mil
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>>171170440
haha what I didn't have to do any of that
I just used paypal
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>>171170482
You seem like a real idiot they've said they will erp with you like 16 times

Jesus christ

So fucking beta and annoying I hate you
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>>171163531
Fuck you, dude.

>sign up for playerauctions
>place an order
>getting an email saying that I need to provide a photo of my credit card
>and a photo of a government document containing my mailing address
>and a fucking selfie of me holding both of these things

Yeah fuck that. And apparently for cancelling an order, I'm getting fined up to 10% of the order's cost. Fuck that and fuck you.
>>
>>171170403
Decent players dont spend 5 weeks learning how to stand in a giant purple circle.
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>>171170482
I don't care about that... send me a tell... ~
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>171170609
>171170486
These are bait.
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>>171170560
So full price?

Go away and sell it on a website instead of trying to sell it here then
>>
>>171170486
Who?
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>>171170482
yes just send me a fucking tell you pussy
>>
>>171169968
who are you OvO
>>
>>171170658
Yeah. I don't know any of you to care to discount it.
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>>171170712
Cool, nobody is going to buy it from you then instead of a website
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>>171170705
Mumu Vahn...
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Where are all the motherly Elezen?
>>
>>171170682
It's some shitty secret discord trying to stir up drama. Ignore it.
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>>171170687
Sorry, I'm really cripplingly shy. I want to erp with you but your ebin status terrifies me. I really don't think I'm okay no matter what you say.
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>>171170872
I don't even know who they're asking about and I've been here for some time now.
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>>171170856
Waiting for cool shit to happen in diadem.
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>>171170948
I want this person to uninstall ffxiv and throw their computer in the trash
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>>171170856
Thinking about when to give up
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>>171170950
Milly's ex.
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>>171170948
then shut the fuck up and stop posting until you grow a spine. nervous about talking to someone in a fucking video game. pathetic.
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>>171170948
Post feminine penis
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>>171171064
I don't know who that is either. Are these ancientfags?
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>>171171064
Don't know why you're bringing this up if you know him by name, add him on discord and actually talk to him like an adult and not an autistic shitbird.
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>>171170950
Some spreg that lives on fflogs and throws tantrums on Gilgamesh linkshells.
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>>171171176
>nu-ebins

>>171171184
You're missing the point.
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>>171170948
never speak to me again
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>>171171226
What point is there? All I'm gathering is that you're a pathetic coward. Get a life my dude.
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>>171171309
Hi Dame.
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>>171171309
Leave, Dame.
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>>171171309
Why do you continue to post here, Dame? Why?
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>>171171373
>>171171406
Not dame but I appreciate the (You)'s. Makes me feel all tingly.
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>>171171309
Go away Dame.
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>>171171451
>>171171309
Okay Dame.
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>>171170971
Good luck
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>>171171309
Fuck off Dame, complain about parses elsewhere.
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>>171171309
Stay Dame.
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I like blonde hair pale raen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XxE18F7MQU
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>>171171558
why aren't you one then?
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>>171171475
>>171171501
>>171171442
>>171171536
Keep 'em coming boys
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>>171171558
you like listening to fat men jerk off over voice chat
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>>171171558
ok
>>
>>171171309
>tell people to leave dame alone and that it's some worthless discord drama

>dame comes out of the woodwork to insult me about it

Considering your situation, you'd think you'd at least learn when someone is helping you.
>>
Dame has a nice butt :3 (IRL)
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>>171171626
Flat....
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>>171170971
i wish i was that box...
>>
>>171171714
how do i fuck his butt
>>
i wonder how dame feels about talking shit about other peoples parses when he plays the short bus role in raiding and still gets blown the fuck out by countless gilgamesh warriors
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>>171171760
I'm sure when you and your "friends" stop circlejerking, you'll find out.
>>
This is why you stay off of Gilgamesh. Everyone there is a cunt.
>>
>>171171760
>gilgamesh warriors
I initially interpreted this as a compliment and not a direct reference to the Job.
>>
>>171171620
Snowflake or something, it's one of those things that one loves and is fond of but wouldn't wanna be
>>
melt down for me dame
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>>171171861
Balmungoid confirmed.
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>>171171760
Including Ippiki, lol.
>>
>>171171947
>>171171938
>proci and his retarded friends still this upset over the slightest things

but you'll maintain you don't go to the threads.
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>>171170971

Nice Elezen. :)
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>unironically playing on Balmung
>unironically playing on Gilgamesh
>>
[3:06 p.m.]Yaranaika Abe: couldnt think of anyone more insufferable to raid with than dame lol

circa 2015
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>>171171998
Ippiki wouldn't even break top 10 for WAR or DRK on Gilga
>>
>>171172126
>giving a shit about someone as inconsistent as abe
Yawn.
>>
>>171172193
Yeah, but He can 100th percentile DRK, lol. Post your parses.
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>>171172126
>when a memelord like abe cant stand your guts
That's pretty impressive.
>>
>>171172126
>pot calling the kettle black
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>>171172270
He doesn't have any 100s on DRK though.
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>>171171752
Dream bigger.
>>171171515
No dice, I'll never see these weps.
>>171172058
Thanks! I've already told you had a nice one ingame, though.
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>>171172380
Post your parses.
>>
Where is Mado?
>>
>>171172427
Hi Ippiki are those goalposts heavy?
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>>171171752
I wish I was dead and stuffed into a box
>>
Funny thing is, as much as Ippiki is a cringey autistic fag, he's better than Dame.
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>>171172406

orly? Were you the quarrymill person or the pm from monday? :D
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>>171172324
abe cant stand anyone that wont kume for him
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>>171172427
>>171172270
>moving the goalposts this hard
>>
>>171172441
fuckin banned lmao
>>
>>171172441
They are on Balmung right now
>>
>parse prostration hour

There are JPs playing on PS4 who will outdps every single one of you.
>>
>shitposting about dame starts
>he immediately springs into action defending his parses
Just go back to dating your ugly tranny, thanks.
>>
>>171172596
Post parses.
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>>171172596
PS3 at that
nips are cheap as fuck
>>
>>171172654
post face
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>>171170856
Seeking truth, justice and honor in an injust world. Also other junk. Not sure "motherly" fits though.
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>>171172654
pst
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>>171171760
considering most people in his static are avoided in pugs, its probably pretty common
>>
>>171172881
will you melt down and delete me
>>
>>171172654
What do you look for in a bf?
>>
>>171171760
He's on a meme FC cause he couldn't get into EM even after applying to a couple of groups
Just like his group when they tried to get into a decent FC

No one likes his attitude either
>>
>>171172952
right after he threatens to off himself
>>
>>171171760
the way he acts he deserves everything he gets so i have no sympathy for him

same goes for ippiki
>>
>abe talking shit about dame
>when dame is a better WAR than he is a BRD
:thinking:
>>
>>171172952
Yup. Within the first few hours of you not speaking to them. That's considered being a dick and they will remove you
>>
>caring about what people on a vietnamese basketweaving board think about you
luh-meow
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>>171170297
if we were dating irl for a long time yeah?
((((;´・ω・`)))

>>171170439
ooh, gotcha! Dextra is lovely c:
I'm still down to run Diadem tonight if you want

unrelated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC2dRkm8ATU
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>>171173107
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>giving a shit about endgame raid parses in a patch cycle that is absolutely fucked gear wise in a game where it barely matters because you have zero real arguments against someone and your personality is dogshit so you go 'my numbers is better!'

sad. wish you fucks could just enjoy the game.
>>
>>171172126
[11:08 a.m.] P'roci Tia: Paks's pissies taste so good >W<
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Remember to give Zhole only the highest quality materials!
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>>171172952
yeah probably pst
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>>171173169
Wanna date me? Im fun.
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>>171173240
dont reply to me
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>>171173169
n-name and server?
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>>171173169
what's your ign? I might hit you up sometime to play the game or something
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>>171173291
dont reply to me if you dont want replies pussy
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>>171173169
Aren't you that one that was dating like 4 guys at once?
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>>171173351
you're the pussy

*silently removes you*
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>>171173169
>>171173370
wait, your someone else, my bad.
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>>171139110
>/ff14g/
For what reason.
>>
you know what they say guys, if there's no drama and you want drama just make some up or fake shit to start some
>>
i've been friends with elk for years, and he hasn't gotten mad at me or removed me...
>>
Is creating fake logs with echo text still in vogue.
>>
>>171173650
Mado still loves Claire, pass it on.
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>>171173570
>63 uploads in a10
>cant even beat a group that's been broken up for 4 months

top kek
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>>171173650
Ippiki regularly attends KKK meetings.
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>>171173827
>abe still defending his padded runs
Okay.
>>
>>171173954
you were supposed to make something up
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>>171173954
He's too busy getting catfished by trannies / female acting boys to do that.
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>>171173570
That's a very old picture.
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cringe kuntz
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>>171174349
cringz katz kuts dibz dabz birbz
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>>171174091
>Discord
>Very old
??
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got the nasty in my taxi
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>>171174394
It's almost a year old from Ultrash Discord.
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>>171173256
i'm okay thanks! we can be friends though

>>171173309
>>171173326
Pipps Piddlepaddle, Balmung c:

>>171173582
>>171173582
(・∩・)
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>>171173212
holy shit i could kiss you right now, thank you so much anon for reminding me as I was just about to sleep, managed to get them done on both my crafters
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>>171173954
That's Aendyr, retard.
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>>171174573
I want that dress. Not sure it worth my funds!
The bottoms are supper nice + shoes.
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>>171174530
>there's an Ultrash Discord
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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>>171174573
Aww you're already taken? Can I steal you away?
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>>171173212
Is there any point to doing this atm? Other than scrips.
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>>171174865
Oh there is. Try finding Proci.
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why can't I just feed her? I have 99 preistly omlettes sitting in my inventory
>>
>>171174865
Are you that scared of dumb memes?
>>
>>171174948
Probably just dislike since those same shit "memes" get reposted for years on end if one of those losers likes it enough. Posting one of their names is an instant 3 day ban on here.
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>>171174907
>Proci still lives

>>171174948
>scared
More like wishing those ancient ebins would die out and stop plaguing the game, and the nu-ebins that reside there who never played on Ultrash.
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>>171174883

smiling cats
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>>171174942
she wants pudding you idiot cant you read
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>>171174942
I want to share all the pudding with Zhloe ;;
>>
Stratos "femboy" Fairclough
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>>171175027
Insider info. He's still around. Still a useless cunt. Still hangs out with the same cancerous retards as he did before.

Nothing changes.
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>no cummies
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>>171175083
I can't help but think of you every time I talk to Zhloe.
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>>171175130
>they're playing Weekend at Proci's

Gross dude, necrophilia is wrong.
>>
>>171174865
>what is DRAKN
Even stratos couldn't handle it and left right away
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>>171175028
Now that is adorable.
I still want a damn femcat/ra/smol to make stuff for and see their smile
>>
>>171175168
>Stratos

Didn't he die, scratch that, can he just die already.
>>
>>171175134
I thought you were pure
>>
The serfs are uppity again.
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>>171173954
>>171174794
>hating on our guy
Fuck all of you gray fflog faggots.
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>>171175282
>>
>>171175134
have some stored up.
>>
>>171175282

purple = patrician
orange = autistic
blue = boring
green = console player
gray = retarded
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>>171175282
false prophet, joe never is /ourguy/
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>>171175282
>after parse
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>>171175119
I don't understand this post

also here everyone should listen to this band because they're probably the best band of this millenium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1eAdCEvdv4

>>171174865
yeah dude don't look through our 11 channels which only exist to preserve memes that I pinned either we're just pure evil

>>171175234
maybe later
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>>171175398
Post the pins.
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>>171175406
who wore the bald spot better

camphor or josh
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>>171175398
>hipster "rock"
>11 channels for a discord that only plays XIV
>safe space for ebins and ebin orbiters

Someone needs to make like the pilgrims and gift you guys blankets covered in smallpox
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>>171175398
i hope naka pushed you into that hole
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>>171175468
dude there's like 500+ I can't post them all are you kidding
most are just dumb in jokes anyway or when someone makes a good ms paint drawing or says something good

>>171175497
>prog rock is hipster "rock"
also I didn't know you were only allowed to talk about xiv 24/7

>>171175535
I yelled about how I couldn't sit in the chair in voip and then he pushed me into the 8th percentile
>>
>>171175570
Post the 10 best pins. Ultrash will be judged this day.
>>
>>171172654
are you looking for a girl(boy) or boy(boy)
>>
>>171175570
Considering most people I've talked to that play XIV play literally nothing else, what is there to talk about besides recent drama and the "good old days" of Coil raiding. Also prog rock is pretty much hipster shit at this point, miss me with that garbage fire of a genre.
>>
>>171175168
He left cause he got played by God Tier and was too embarrassed to stay
>>
>>171175637
Not them but a girl(boy) would be great.
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>>171175630
I'm too tired to go through 500 pins dude sorry

>>171175640
idk most of them play siege but it doesn't interest me so I don't play with them, we play drawful and those jackbox games sometimes too, and just because you don't like prog rock definitely doesn't mean it's not a meaningful genre, especially not coheed and cambria because their concept is incredible and the way they tie their overarching story and comics is amazing, claudio is such a great guy who puts amazing passion into his projects and I love him for it
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>>171175706
>I warned everyone
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>>171175640
do not be fooled.
ultrash discord is soley a headquarters for shitposting coordination.
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>>171175630
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>>171175706
>anyone in DRAKN being worth anything to anyone

lmao come on man, who the fuck you trying to fool, that place is like a Soft refugee camp
>>
>>171175398
>naka carries his ex eb through a12s
>doesnt carry his current eb through a12s
lol wtf??
>>
>>171175832
>Soft still exists

Who the fuck is running that now, or is that one person still pretending to be lead?
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>>171175975
>>
>>171175637
a girl(boy)
a boy(boy) is good too
>>
>>171175832
Outside of the officers there isn't a single person of note in soft anymore. It's dead
>>
>>171176062
>officers are people of note

So chronic ERPers and ebins? Who even is an officer anymore?
>>
>>171176062
>proving my point
>thinking anyone in either FC is "of note"

You're fooling nobody but yourself.
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>>171175824
Do not post this cursed image
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>>171176023
but who dis
>>
Hi everyone! How's it going?
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>>171176218
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>>171176284
Hi
>>
>>171176284
Hi I'm just erping
>>
>>171176284
trying to gear my alt. not much gil to buy crafted. Might just cheese my ivl to do diadem or level drg for b4b
>>
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>>171176284
I'm gonna freeze to death
>>
>>171175394
>>171175482
how is this bald, that's just a shaved head
>>
>>171176638
look at his fucking hairline baldlet
>>
>>171176405
share
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>>171176638
>when you get cucked so hard you can't even tell anymore
>>
>>171176670
in which picture?
>>
>>171176725
>face 3 elezen
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>>171176597
warm up cutefuckingshit
>>
>>171176993
>tfw chemo calls you cute

:3
>>
>>171176597
Bury yourself under a blanket or two and think warm thoughts like the inevitable 115° heat wave in 3 months.
>>
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>>171177057
He said it to ME kid

>>171177080
No heck that, now I WANT to freeze to death
>>
>>171176884
I don't get this meme
>>
>>171177251
I wish people didn't draw these non-lala lalas
>>
>>171177607
sugi...
>>
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KappaPride
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>>171177429
But it's cute

>>171177607
You're a dick so suck yourself Shirou
>>
>Zhloe does /goodbye after cutscenes
cute
>>
Happy Zhloe Day
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>>171177821
ugly glassers
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>>171177607
delet this post right now
do not EVER post my daughter with a gay ass post like this EVER AGAIN
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>>171178230
Your daughter sucks and I hate her for stealing my wife's pudding and bullying my daughter
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>>171178352
>>171178352
>>171178352
please be nice to each other edition
>>
>>171177656
ugh ugh me shirou

>>171177845
ooga booga

>>171178230
okay sorry i'll delete it give me a moment please forgive me
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