he watched in the shadows as the venomous prostitute pranced around with the slayers members. the selfish bitch didn't even bother to wear socks to cover her feet.
what if another man accidentally tickled her? what would become then?
he could not sit idly any longer. he had to take action
gook
ahhhh, deliver me from the material plane
fuck i forgot to save the text before opening the new thread
open pic and read my comment please
coffee girl........................
cute!
imagine not being able to draw perfectly lol
kidna wanna play dark cloud again
midna.....her small juicy body....
kinda wanna lube up those giant tits and poke my dick at them
new zelda is shit de su
>de su
my dad took our only working bicycle so i can either walk to the liquor store or hope he comes home within the next two hours
what even goes through your head when you post something like desu or the filtered words associated with it?
its black twitter talk i dont get how you think thats funny or fun or necessary for the post
add more water to the soup, we're having company!
just nu-chan shit
you and your dad like to toss that ol pigskin around like strapping boys are want to do?
>>171134514
wanna toss that ol pigskin around?
or how about a game of street hockey i call goalie
>>171134295
tbqh
>>171134295
tb h is actually something brits use
the fa m subhumans should all be gased though
>like strapping boys are want to do
>>171134514
better start walking...
honestly
the story in automata feels kinda half baked
hoping endings b and onward fix that because i didnt feel invested in ending a despite playing for 20ish hours
>>171135506
alcoholism must run in the family
man i could go for an ice cold busch right about now....
real life reality show ayyyy
>>171135506
he wants it ice cold you idiot
whats your guys spirit animal?
mine is probably like one of those bottom feeder aquarium fish
northern timber wolf
>>171133397
water on a microfiber cloth
and dont press hard
uh oh janny is here keep your cool....
like a snail or shrimp
*constructs additional pylons*
>>171136445
na i try that and it just makes more smudges and gets worse than a single black smear :(
haha dont you just love sc2 guys kekeke zerg rush haha additional pylons
everybody stay calm i'll talk to janny, get us out of this mess
hey jan.....how ya doin tonight....
we aint hurtin no one, just a couple boys discussing power animals and beer
alright we'll keep it quiet, c ya later :)
ok we're in the clear guys
*micros*
watch this..
*snickers*
jani suck my cock hahaha
*runs away resets router and deleted cookies*
*grabs a beer*
>>171136347
one of those falcon birds that aren't quite eagles
humpday is over. fuck cant wait to party hard this weekend and watch gsl. work sucks
>>171137408
>>171137408
you know im making fun of you for being a drunkard
dead beat
and not saying its cool
because you seemed to have turned it around and thought that its a good thing that youre like that man
>>171137846
lol *cracks open a cold one*
ffs my samsung tv died
i dont even care if they spy on me just give me my tv back
>>171138024
a god
hmm...
>>171138024
*cracks a hot one*
ahh yes another round of milky tea for me
*sips audibly* mmmm im glad im not a filthy degen who drinks beers all night
>>171138886
whatcha ya thinkin about
>>171138923
how do i get into tea drinkin
never had it
thinking bout the dogheaded people herodotus was talking about
>>171139027
tea drinking is serious business this shit takes me like a combined 13 minutes to where you have the heating of the water, the steeping, and the perfect mixture of ingredients
for a single serving!
im slowly refining the practice though
hmm...
i dont put much thought into it. just 1 sugar and some lemon and take the bag out whenever. it takes pretty much the same
the vet killed my cat
lol wtf
https://youtu.be/ZG_k5CSYKhg
faith no more.....
90's music in general.....
tea is a bitch drink
>>171140027
use your phone
beer boy got randalled
>>171140152
did you get the liquor
get a keyboard?
8pm now.. 1 hour until the liquor store closes. so my dad needs to be home in about 40-45 minutes since itll take me around 10 minutes to get to the store since im not very comfortable with the ride there yet
thorin is a burger boy...
>trying to watch the update on winter chess classic
>the guy the bring on can barely speak english
-_______-
sc2 used to be so cool
okay I haven't played SC2 or looked at these threads for a couple years
how gone are the glory days?
is there anything left to watch?
>>171141836
>is there anything left to watch?
your moms ass
>>171141836
>or looked at these threads for a couple years
gtfo then traitor
leaver fag
>>171141910
>>171142012
o-okay
>>171142193
you dont just "leave"
cuz u dont understand what this place is
you were here for the wrong reason
basically, for the game.
>>171142312
>you were here for the wrong reason
i was a willing participant in the kpop debauchery that filled this place before the mods came in
also i became non NEET
anyway I'll go check out GSL
alright dad you got about 20 minutes to come home with the bike so i can go to the liquor store...
actually i can beat stockfish level 4
its weird how we made roads for cars instead of making cars that can drive off road
this is what i do after i beat it
10 minutes left for my dad to get home for me to have the chance to go to the liquor store.
if hes not home by then il have to wait about 3 hours from now to go to the beer store...
>>171143642
roads predate cars you retard
>>171144268
do you just live for drinking alcohol?
ur totally addicted dude
>>171143642
well think about all they mountains and heavy forests and shit
it's not just driving over plain desert and makin tires resist the tumbleweeds and pebbles
>>171144317
no i havent had a drink in 3 days but id like to get drunk tonight
>>171144268
drink his beer as a fuck you
>>171142609
GSL and ASL in 2 days
>>171144446
!remindme GSL|ASL 2 days
>>171144446
>GSL and ASL
gay sex life and anal sex live
>>171144432
hes got a bunch saved up. heres his stash
get drunk with him and have hot gay sex anal
>>171145691
all about that ASL huh
gotta head ache
i think im going through beer withdrawal
reminder that out of the three major races negroids were the only ones who did not invent the wheel
caucasoids in europe invented the wheel
mongoloids in asia invented the wheel
negroids in africa did not
hmmm
김동환Verified account @nV_Violet
Kong is the great movie!!
do kboys get plastic surgery like kgirls
some dumb wgirl had her nudes leaked, that harry potter one
j k rowling?
9pm.. dad still isnt home with the bike so i guess il go get beer tonight.. cant wait for the arab guy to get pissy with me because all i have is $20s...
Before relatively recent contact with outside cultures, Subsaharan Africans did not invent the wheel, did not invent writing, developed minimal art, or agriculture, lacked musical instruments beyond simple percussion, and came up virtually empty in terms of math, science, and technology. Why the absence of invention and development?
The map of world IQ at top provides a tentative answer to the question, but the map raises a more central question: Why do SubSaharan African populations test so low, on average, on tests of IQ, executive function, and impulse control? Is it possible that a significant part of the development of the human "superbrain" -- which makes modern advanced civilisation possible -- developed after humans left the African birthplace?
>>171146252
do you have a job if not how do you get your money
niggers are barely human
>>171146526
from christmas and my birthday
i invented nutella crackers
>>171146252
i always find comfort in your posts because it puts my life into perspective and how it's actually pretty good in comparison
do you guys enjoy your job? how do you balance time for fun/sc2 after working 60+ hours a week
*delays suicide*
>>171147603
+1
this guy and tinny keep me sane
what are you supposed to do when your pet dies? do people give them a proper funeral? my dad found the cat dead and he just dug a hole in the garden to bury it, i don't know how to feel about this
>>171147736
word we push off the inevitable here
>>171147889
donate body to veterinarians/schools after they're euthanized at doc's office
>>171147603
i get to sit around doing whatever i want all day. how can your life be better than mine?
>>171148006
that sounds heartless
>>171147889
cremated mine quaigon jin style
>>171148071
giving doctors the opportunity to learn their craft to improve the lives of other animals is heartless? go fuck yourself asshole
...
>>171147889
i buried my cat along with her favorite toy and blanket
me on the left
>>171147889
that sounds about right
my first dog is buried in my parents backyard. just dug a hole and put em in
>>171148221
utilitarian moron fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i put a hole in that n*gga
>>171148249
what do you think shes thinking about... really makes you think...
>>171147889
you're lucky he found it. coyotes got 2 of my cats
where do u live where coyotes can just waltz onto your property
*tips cowboy hat*
ahh, the wild west
yessum we got a real problem with kai-oats out in these parts
*lassos up some grub*
>>171149236
behind my house is woods bordering a golf course & salt marsh. there's been sightings & other lost pets in the area. i see one every few years
>>171150047
do you call them 'kai-oat-ees' or 'kai-oats'
*patiently waits for the next time I can get drunk*
>>171150250
going to be in 2 hours for me
>>171148249
3 > 4 > 7 > 6 > 2 > 5 > 1
woke up at 8pm today
>>171150130
kai-odees
i'm currently trying to kill the one who got my cat 3 months ago, but i need snow again for that
any1 wanna go on a date to weenie hut jrs
ahh.. beer money...
>>171151224
zah money
1 bill per night for delivery
2 sticks of deodorant and a discarded band-aid
hmm...
nice amiibos
>>171151716
how are you not embarrassed by that?
im embarassed to even have my desktop backround of anything that is showing any of my true personality so i just leave it blue
tifa > aerith
my background is a beautiful blonde kgirl
844lb woman on tlc's 'my 600lb life'
thats more than 5 of me's
7>6>3>4>2>1>5
>>171152431
why would you choose between a bunch of japs
when any bunch of korean girls would be 10x hotter from the start
just throwing my opinion out there bro
korean girls don't have tiddies
>>171152004
whatever
why doesnt god just kill me
i dont like anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>171153487
ugh stop being boring
pick something and do it until you like it
>>171153487
gotta be confident in yourself then you can find a job and girlfriend
>>171150475
rip...
coyote ate my cat once in some freak occurrence
there's never been a coyote in my neighborhood before since it's on an island
>>171153580
>>171153776
NORMYS!
i aint no normdog!!!
>>171154026
I haven't met a new person in years
really want a gi gf desu
ah I'm so fucked dude... so fucked...
so a coyote just swam to your island just to eat your cat?
lmao no im not buying it
>>171154873
it crossed on the ice but usually the ice doesn't cross the entire gap
hmmm?
>>171155124
i'm actually having a hard time imagining what that would be like...
>>171155313
tfw only into the left type of girls
>>171155138
i know that feeling too. the weather is still chilly so cant use the pool. wish i was rich enough to have an indoor pool
>>171155637
that's not the feel i was feeling!
anyway... theres a lot on my mind
I was going to make a very insightful post but I feel the mood of the thread isn't right
another time then
what if god was one of us
nier automata y/n?
wow ethereum prices.... we're gunna be rich
>>171156196
y
would you get it lol
if you guys ever lose this general to janny, you're welcome to refuge @ /qa/ kay
>>171158384
i dont even know what it is besides anime girls but theres been a lot of buzz about it lately
no, qa is a jp shithole now
welcome all refugees
*drills a glory hole in the mcdonalds bathroom*
now we wait
quality assurance
imagine being boiled alive
imagine how many lobsters have been boiled alive for our entertainment
banks can just create money out of thin air, this is called fractional reserve banking
only grow apart from people who don't grow
*thinks*
>>171158619
NOOOO
>>171159057
too late
nobody boils lobsters for entertainment, its not a fucking spectacle like a monster truck rally
its for our eating pleasure. the succulence and delicacy of it all...
hmmm maybe i should start a bank...
you can't just "start" a bank
FUCK I TOOK A NAP AND NEED TO GO TO THE STORE FOR SOME BEER BUT MY DAD IS IN THE GARAGE WHERE THE BIKE IS SO I CANT LEAVE
*starts a bank*
your actually supposed to found a bank i think
*founds a bank*
captcha: avenida calle
wtf
lol wonder who lost it
my uncle is a lobster fisherman so my family boil them and eat them all the time and i hate it and it freaks me out!
>>171159464
what is up with the word "calle" in the captchas lately? anyone else been getting that constantly?
*places bank on the ground*
*hides around corner*
>>171159715
its spanish for 'street' you idiot -_-
it never gives me word captcha, i always get the select picture one
triss merigold..
*walking to the store*
*trips on a bank*
what the heck
>>171159910
you have to change it from nu captcha to old captcha in the settings you gosh darn dingle dangus dingleberry
legacy captchas are translating street signs for google
new captchas are helping google algorithms discern certain objects in pictures
robbing your bank break:
https://youtu.be/dtyxCiPpkHQ?t=3m37s
as soon as persona 5 comes out, i'm leaving this dump
not clicking that
>>171159760
proud to not know that beaner word
well i tricked my dad but throwing my shirt out on the front porch then going into the garage where he was with the bike so it looked like i was just going for a normal bike ride but i got my beer
ah.. the thrill of the score...
>>171161737
i'm slowly realizing how based you are
listened to that guy and deleted my tinder account. 3d women are poop
>>171161915
your dad knows cause you stink like booze every night
>>171162971
no you deleted it because a real woman youd marry isn't some whore you meet on tinder
remember when jared from subway got arrested for having a metric fuckton of cp on his computer? lol
>>171163084
i just think the whole hook up culture thing is stupid too
>>171163686
he was set up
they set up jared just like lanza huh?
>>171158164
it's pretty good but im bias and love taro games
the only objective negatives are the performance almost being drakengard 3 levels of bad on base ps4 and the game is way too easy on normal
>>171164063
which one adam lanza or ryan lanza?
#aware
gook
stinker
gook
anime
cartoon
*watches porn at 1.5x speed*
*watches cartooner porn*
what should i get with prime pantry
>>171166824
a lot of vegetable pastas (they actually taste good and are more filling than wheat or flour pasta)
whatever spices you need
some tomato sauce i guess
tendentious is a word i always forget when i need it :/
thinkin bout coffee girl :\
reheating some '~!
>>171169030
i wish i could have reheated mine but my mom is sleeping on the couch and she'd yell at me ~_~
>>171169330
bummer
>>171169330
same parents get mad at me for waking them so i'm forced to eat things like sandwiches, cold leftovers, etc during the night :/
>>171169880
my mom gets mad at me for getting water when she sleeps on the couch
>>171169880
tfw don't live in a giant suburban house where rooms are far away
don't you hate it when mommy calls you on the phone when you're in the middle of an anime session
what new hobby should i get?
>>171170242
chess
programming
dumpster diving
cooking
working out
imagine if we all got ripped
>>171170381
impossible with our diet and alcoholism
we'd still be autistic. getting ripped would just prolong our miserable existence
i didnt say we should do it i just said imagine it sheeeesh
https://youtu.be/2Qg_gwpN8IY
>>171170665
g_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37gqs2YtBHs
that anime made me cry so many times...
fug i just watched a clip of it on youtube and started crying...
gook
>>171172916
whoa...
i can't find barbie on fbook anymore
sc2: VR
>>171174140
did she got corrective plastic surgery lol
>>171174551
>nanashins's approach to social darwinism
should i watch clannad or will it make me want to sudoku
>>171174692
*fires my employees*
>>171174878
are women even capable of real emotions
when's the last time you came up with an original thought
>>171175203
never
im a repository for other people's wasted thoughts
>>171175058
this post >>171174878
just caused me to have this original thought:there will never be a "day without black people strike"
>>171175532
imenditfor
>>171175203
here's mine:GOOOOOOOOOOOOO_OOOOOOOOOOOOK
im reading plutarch's 'lives' which is a biography of ancient romans and im on romulus & remus (the mythical figures founded rome) and basically he says they were like proto-superheroes unnaturally big * beautiful and that they would go about repelling bandits & hunting down criminals and that they were known all over italy for their crimefighting...
>last GSL of 2014
>zombie vs dear in the grand finals
>during the pregame on-stage ceremony a ball of grease gets into dear's eyes during the handshake
>loses the first 3 games as a result of not being able to see
>takes the next three games with ease
>everything on the line
>zombie realizes this is his time to shine and put terran on top once and for all, he has no choice but to defeat the protossbabb menace
>goes all out
>maintains a constant 500apm during the game never missing a beat with his superior terran micro, macro, game sense, and general skill
>has dear on the ropes
>he's up 190 supply to dear's 90
>dear is moments away from GGing
>suddenly the friction from zombie's high apm causes the grease in his hair to catch on fire
>he takes his hands off the keyboard to combat the flames
>his last action was issuing a move command
>loses his entire army without queuing up a new one
>loses in game 7
>dear is the GSL champion yet again
>zombie proceeds to hang himself while laughing
>sc2 is saved
too many words for me
thinkin bout cults & devil worshippers...im attracted to the mystery
>>171177565
>hang himself while laughing
every time
*farts into the thread*
good morning~
https://youtu.be/cirhQ8iLdbw
so freaking cute >_<
they're cuter older tho
here
awake again
4hoops
what in tarnation
gook
>whats wrong with communism
is destiny retarded? or just taking advantage of his fanbase so they pay him hundreds of thousands of dollars a year for streaming videogames
under communism he would be bottom of the barrel forced into labor camps for being such a waste of space
from each according to his ability to each according to his need? nah in reality it's from each according to his birthplace to the great leader because he's god
well guess what destiny you aren't producing enough CAPITAL to be useful under a communist system
>>171181052
but to answer your question yes destiny is retarded
wish i had that pic of the modern ""communist"" vs the actual soviet communist
>>171181052
its just an economic system /b/ro
rate my post modern cat drawing
>under communism he would be bottom of the barrel forced into labor camps for being such a waste of space
rate my post modern dogunder communism I have now done enough work to live forever since it's the sum total of my ability and i desperately need
from a yt comment:
In Capitalism, man exploits man
In Communism, it's the other way around
>exploits man exploits
STUPID fricken FART OONER
aww flippin cute
more like flippin dumb
*giggles*
communism can only be achieved once no one needs to work
if everyone can be neet only then can communism exist
word
we are the future
protip
no ones holding you back but yourself
if you can't be successful you're just dumb or lazy
what if our perception of success is different
doesn't change anything
even if your idea of success is being a neet no one but you can make it happen
*makes it happen*
it's the space inside the pot that makes the pot worthwhile
*goes to heaven*
good morning everyone...hope everyone has a good day at school/work. its almost friday so make it happen
i need communism because it would give me a seulgi gf and i could stay neet
neanderthals left Africa 600k years ago and only mixed with humans out 40k ago...
blah blah blah
stfu
think dude
your a real human bean
humans made no progress for thousands of years and suddenly we're all expected to be successful functioning members of society
adapt or die
computer
make me something to eat
>>171183957
*impales you with a spear*
where's your adapt or die now
its a good thing I can't understand what gooks are saying
because I KNOW whatever it is would piss me off
>>171184148
+1 word
today's puzzle was very boring
how do i get money to build a new pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwmULCk0VRM
>>171184924
what would you need a new pc for? there isn't anything that takes advantage of new hardware
I'll build a computer that scours the earth
feeding on the flesh of lesser computer
>>171184998
templeOS can run 24 cores
>>171185265
terry...
my mouse is double clicking. which mouse should i get as a replacement
>>171185730
g400s
>>171185730
intellemouse
the thing about pistachios is... they not only taste good...
they're fun to eat...
made my thumbs bleed trying to open the really difficult pistachios
guys im going under deep cover to investigate hima
it might be a while before we meet again, if i even make it out...
real talk, wireless headphones for your smartphones are the truth. I cant imagine going outside in public or gym without my bose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBN4bbL0em4
>>171186009
bluepilled
good night~
gook night friend
another thing I'll say about pistachios...
my dads favorite ice cream flavor was pistachio...
but I think he probably wasn't very particular about the flavor of ice cream he had...
but thought it was funny to say pistachio because it was gross
someone should tell this gooky lady caster not everything is funny
my dad really liked butter pecan and rum raisin
seulgi
sluggi
i'd like to butt her pecan in the bum basin
fell asleep before i could get really drunk and woke up with a sore throat...
himasugi more like hima suck it
more like idc
gook
Huffington post more like huffing that PISS!!!!!!
my youtube agf drew a picture of that collin mcgregor boxer guy for some reason... she probably wants to fuck him, the bitch!
its time to dump her
>>171188135
based
i shit+click every thread starting with a greentext
>>171188581
>shit+click
we all use ipads
we dunno what shift clicking threads does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVxe0vKgcJg
*shit-clicks*
heh wont have to look at that thread again >:)
I need to shave
bathroom is so cold though :-/
when will terry stream again?
that sakura con commercial still makes me lol
>>171133749
>tfw a himaphiliac
>tfw her giant matronly tits are the only cure
Soe
Starring at cherry blossoms in rapt nostalgia - each and every year, when they are in bloom, I feel overwhelmed with emotion.
>>171191508
i find it hard to believe she would do this if there wasnt a camera there
ugly orphan midget swearing tattoed whore
whorphan
our girl is teaching korean right now
i can make a thread on any big board and bait 200 replies in 30 minutes. can you say the same
can you do in on /po/
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT
if i can just space my drinking out to once every few days it should be good...
I need to go to the hospital
>>171196276
are you being serious. what happened
>>171196536
my pelvis feels really weird kind of like I have to pee but when I try to pee it doesn't really come out and it hurts
gonna go to a chinese buffet later
will miss u guys
>>171196692
oh that's nothing. you probably drank too much water or jacked off too much
>>171196703
stay with your dog today dude
he's gonna be gone in 24 hours...
to the other guy
I haven't jacked off on like 3 days
>>171196692
prostate cancer
ah... the morning after...
>>171197057
i was a heavy drinker for years. best trick i learned when i had a bad hangover in the morning was to take a couple shots...
i know drinking for a hangover isnt a secret, but to actually take that shot of whiskey when you're puking hungover and the thought of how bad it will be makes your hand tremble uncontrollably as you raise it to your lips is the hard part.
instead of being horrible like you'd think it just gives instant relief
nier preload is up :3
hello i am chinese
>>171197623
im not really that hungover because i havent drank in 3 days and made sure to eat and rehydrate before falling back to sleep. got all my vitamins in too
die alconorm
>>171197919
hey stinky friend
i feel bad for your parents
obviously you don't though
>>171197674
nice
i filled out a march madness bracket....
>>171198695
who's your champion
id have to look it up...
it was kentucky
post your final 4
>>171199508
based
i chose jacksonville over louisville in the first round....
my final four are ummmm
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
uuhhhhhhmmmmmm
and ahhhhhhmmmmuuuuagh
>>171200513
smart choices!
duke
notre dame
kansas
ucla
duke
ucla
ucla
>>171201115
t. lavar ball
made you read my post
why does the universe exist
who created it
why did they create it
how did they create it
>>171200513
im legally blind and use text to speech to read and this post really messed with me
just to suffer
I did
because I was bored
banged ur big mom
>>171201497
who created you
I came from some other universe fuck I dont feel like explaining myself
ive a question. if those people that don't identify as a man or a woman end up having a kid, would they want to be called mom/dad or have they come up with some other phrase for a parent that they want their kid to call them
lol this showed up in searches when i was searching for JAVcodes
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2lxgp5/why_you_should_fuck_an_escort_at_least_once/
side note: escort driver seems like a decent job
side note 2: redpill me why everyone in that thread is talking about redpilling and bluepilling
what is redpilling
i've got ucla as my champion too
you know the guy who hands out redpills
morpheoso
his daughter did porno
>>171201367
soisoisoisoisoisoi
>>171201971
this has been in my folder for 4 years. finally have a reason to post it
whoop whoop
>>171201913
raising #awareness levels
why does anything exist
>>171201783
they kill themselves before 30 anyway so theyre not having kids
>>171202285
because in an infinite universe anything MUST exist
*cracks open a warm one*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9B7BQWnZJs
keep peeing on the front of my pants...
*cracks open a cold bottle of water*
that's the stuff
thats why I think I probably smell like pee
kentucky over florida st
you know the guy who hands out bluepills
the dad from boyz n' tha hood
his daughter never did porno
amazing op
didnt read thread
>>171202639
is your penis leaking urine after you pee?
>>171202814
valium?
im not a fan of that eric andre guy
falling down the japanese funk/soul rabbit hole
>>171202994
of course
how is soul different from soul rabbit
how do you guys cope with working all the time
>>171203117
they're color coded by dose size
only the 10mg v-cut name brand valiums are blue. 5's are yellow, 2's (& smaller?) are white
not drinking and living my life when im not at work
*posts on 4chab for 3 hours* heh
>>171203891
hence my post
...?
work?
i let me money work for me :)
This is a complicated matter. There exists an unstressed form of my which, because of normal vowel reduction of unstressed syllables, is variously pronounced [mi ~ mJ ~ mɨ ~ mə] without the normal long diphthong [mɑJ] which you’re used to hearing.
This reduced pronunciation is often heard in the north of Britain today, but it is not strictly limited to that region; it this has existed in English as long as the language has existed. Its use has been stigmatized as but it is not wrong.
What arguably is wrong is to misleadingly spell it me as though it were the wrong word. It isn't: it’s the right word, but people are writing it wrong. they’re using what we call a “spelling-pronunciation” to try to use non-standard spelling to represent dialect speech.
Wikipedia calls this a “pronunciation respelling”:
A pronunciation respelling is a regular phonetic respelling of a word that does have a standard spelling, so as to indicate the pronunciation. Pronunciation respellings are sometimes seen in dictionaries.
It’s like h-dropping in non-tonic syllables. Just because someone says “Give ’er another one” without an [h] doesn’t mean you should normally write her that way.
>>171204078
hence my reply... a valium isn't a blue pill for everybody. in the pill world viagra is the only pill commonly known for being blue
a wise man once said
just discovered that if i put my phone at a specific spot while my laptop is on it will turn off the laptop screen and it will turn back on as soon as i put it away
yer a wizard 'arry!
ham is so beautiful
>>171204879
it's called... hot ham water
now that i've got an exercise ball chair i can't fap sitting down anymore
was just losing a lategame
when suddenly he let my pawn take his queen
he had a bishop and a queen against pawns and lost
lmao
>>171206595
that has got to be the most common queen blunder i see
pawn takes
for some reason people miss the weakest piece taking the strongest one...
well i guess rook getting an absolute pin on a queen is more common but whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9EKo-GZsoY
OH
MY
GOD
>>>/pol/116935580
stay strong my american brothers
ive had enough of this bullying
*wheels out of thread*
>>171204047
heh
i thought browsing /trv/ would make me want to leave the house but its just full of a bunch of dumb sexnorms
wish i was a sexnorm
>>171207756
youre just a losernorm
false flag
wonder if monaco is nice this time of year....
maybe i should take my yacht *thinks*
>>171209232
have fun waiting 72 hours for the most anti climactic post ever
Why does 4chan use the term "normies" to belittle non-autistic people and praise themselves and each other with references to autism? Is this an inside joke?
Anyone know what happend to those posters "Race mixing is a sin" and "Try and stop me"
What happend to those guys
>>171209578
us vs. them groupthink
*preloads nier*
>>171209578
because normies are asshole people
prideful arrogant people who always had tons of friends and could afford to call you a virgin and not be your friend
where as a non normy neet is just a person who doesnt have any friends and is basically a better person because he didnt always have the benefit
the downtrodden of the world
debating whether or not to go into work since they literally just called me in on my day off yesterday
hush normynorms
but then theres a sub group of NEET cucks who want to be like normies and just failing at being a normy and basically still an asshole and would totally be fine being a orbiter of chad so he still thinks he has a chance
hahaha the worst type
>>171210393
im 25 and everything up until that point is true :(
>>171210659
wtf i'm 25 too
Minny@MinnyMausGG
Should there be females only tournaments even though there isn't a physical restriction when it comes to playing video games?
Minny@MinnyMausGG
Personal opinion, I don't support it because if women want to be treated equally they shouldn't get special treatment just my 2 cents.
>>171211531
who cares
esports bleh
if women want to be treated equally maybe they should try being equal lol
>>171212027
no thanks
women are hot
men are not
ok let me rephrase that for you dumbo
if women don't want to be treated as inferiors maybe they should stop being inferior lol
is terry dead?
he even removed the dianna link/section
*boots up an esport* im a champion heh
>>171212224
roasties btfo
holy crap im also 25
>>171213824
>>171211230
>>171210659
what went wrong in our upbringing???
>>171214181
my dad was too busy working to teach me how to be a man
>>171214318
are you a woman (male) now?
>>171214376
i wish
>>171214376
no im a basement dweller (male)
maybe buying a house with a basement isnt the way to go if youre gonna raise a man
>>171214181
>>171214318
my dad was never around too.
i blame my mom for me turning out this way
not gay
tfw dad was around so i have no one to blame but myself
tfw no dad so i blame mom :3
i got beat up today...
>>171215479
how do you get beat up if youre over 18
yea no one gets beat up after high school...
>>171215287
+1
had both parents in my life but i still fucked up. i never tried to excel past whatever minimum standard they set
the only way my father interacted with me was through yelling hitting or brooding
>>171215643
my dad was in my life he was just never around
dad left my mom when i was 3
mommy was a meth head
i excelled when i started school and was going to be moved forward 2 years but my mom told the school not to do it
eventually i just stopped trying
is there any more disgusting and trash of a person than being a janny?
doesnt get payed to be a dick all day
and spends his time that way
picking on people who just want to talk with their friends because they dont have another place to go
i bet it was the janny who got beat up today
https://youtu.be/XtvWDwmXU24
be my best friend
my pants are starting to get REAL tight
I think I'm gonna have to skip having my mom drive me to burger king tonight...
>>171217536
>not getting hookers in missisipi
heeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa
anyway
I'm depressed
me2
take a cold shower
odd that someone would spend time making this
What the fuck is this OP
>>171218796
elephants have a long and stories history with respect to starcraft
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/final-edits/221896-the-elephant-in-the-room
well I thought the op was a reference to the thread we had where the op pic was a guy lifting a traps skirt and remarking his anus looked like a slower and his genitals like an elephants face
>>171218796
its cute
only once has going back in the moves helped me solve a chess puzzle
duurrrrrrr... CHESS.....durrrr
>>171219932
what about it
>>171219984
durrr
the r's are decreasing...
i see a pattern here....
more durrs, less r's
Diminishing Returns
remove dr
youre left with ur
Ur, the ancient sumerian city
what does it mean
shut the fuck up weeb :)
ill drink to that
doesnt like chess
doesnt like cute anime girls
*shakes head slowly with a disappointed look*
:D
shulgi
ill drink to that too
https://en.lichess.org/tv/atomic
>>171220734
its a reminder that sargon raped shitstiny
>>171221391
fuck off to /pol/ where you can cry about irrelevant ecelebs
>>171221507
word
oooo my head hurts!
did you guys see how some guy called naked monkey or whatever destroyed shitstiny
it was some of the most entertaining 20 minutes of my life, shitstiny got completely obliterated
>>171221689
can you link it i might watch that
>>171221507
sorrrrrrrrrrry i have a limited knowledge of ur
oooowwwwie...
thanks to whoever linked this video...its good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UMjepS36-M
>>171221758
ok wait ill try to find it
i think the dude that uploaded it had to unlist it because destiny threatened him with dmca
>>171221758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBidAZga_LM
luckily it was still in my history
even his intro is fucking godtier
*wipes sweat from brow*
fresh oc:
>>171221873
meh.. I tried but I don't really niggers...
>>171221689
destiny is fucking retarded but he won that debate
>>171222527
lol
i feel the same way, niggerwise
>>171222386
I like it I saved it
this was the last one I saved
same
wtf it's already thursday??
days aren't even real
the face that runs the place
yesterday while i was randomly browsing youtube they recommended me some ai chan videos
and i said fuck it and watched one
and ho-ly shit is she cute :3
almost made me want to start learning japanese again
*sniggers*
*wiggles*
the champ that runs the camp
*warples*
*farts*
ever feel like you're so fucked up and retarded you should kill yourself?
every time i'm conscious
not since i started taking these antidepressants
ah, the great outdoors
ive felt that feel before yes
ah, my basement
fucked up: check
retarded: getting there
*cracks a cold one*
>>171223810
what a god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYhx8ZD5Hfk#t=30m15s
>>171224649
what the FUCK!=??
>>171225190
never see someone warple up close?
>>171225549
omo...
>/r/kpopfap
do people really kfap to THIS??
>>171225549
=_=
o_o
=_=
>>171225891
we exclusively kfap here
>>171226259
obv, but not to that
>fapping to kpop
snsd, iu, and soyou are my top kfaps
>>171226661
who are you quoting
>>171227319
pisko
quoth the raven
nevergook
suck my tits
we got to get buff & charming so we can sweep a rich girl (maybe an heiress) off her feet and live the comfortable life as a leisurely house-husband...
sad people can never be the source of other peoples happiness
what if the other person is a sadist
yeah i think ill marry into royalty
>>171228112
chink slaves are the source of my happiness right now though
seulgi
gook
cartoon
shit
washing your hands after using the toilet is something you only do in public restrooms right?
a young samsung heiress...maybe settle for lg princess...
we dont use public bathrooms we hold it until we get home
>>171228112
https://youtu.be/tdWUTfNwKFw
>>171228859
its something you do if someone sees you
i dont even flush
i dont flush if i take a big shit because i dont want to deal with unclogging it
WHAT!?
YOU GUYS SHIT TOO!?!?
uhh, yeah?
you guys know any wealthy single ladies looking for an unemployable retard to marry
anyone else still at work? fuck 2 more hours to go..
can't get a job :/
i can but also i cant
never tried to get a job
back to work tomorrow
i wish i was dead
I'm going to be a great man and people will just throw their money at me and I won't have to get a job...
sir anonsby, verily, I say you have a delectable boi pucci. excelsior!
ITT we talk like downtown abbey characters and give eachother downton abbey names mine is count anonymorough
>>171231908
word me too
>>171231908
i'm actually an artist and my pathetic life falling apart is art.
like a hunger artist but with misery
>>171218786
highschool - wink wink
fun sized - heh
scrawny - im looking at 50 pounds here
washrack - somebody stop me
tight - rawr
androgynous - yee boi
long and straight - the classic
pale - obviously
asexual - a curve ball
private submissive - im all over the place!
awkward,smugtacular,klutz
>>171232782
reported this obvious pedophile to the fbi
>>171232907
DansGame
the fuck???
probably a himafag
>>171232907
based.
make scv great again
damn fany back at it again with the /sp/ memes
>>171232782
I posted that but I couldn't be bothered to read any of it past like the 2nd row of garbage
>>171233446
make one with me so we can compare girls
im a virgin
but i dont have a credit card lol
come to think of it i dont have a gf either
I can't be ARSED m8
... it'd be a pedo one
caesar - 'i love treachery but loathe a traitor'
hmm....
cmon were both unemployeed wtf else ya gonna do? make a girl with me maaan
>>171233885
but he got ended by treacherous traitors
???
>>171234448
let that be a lesson to you young tyrant
iaxx is friggin based
>>171234551
what happened
i could never debate destiny on economics hes just too well read on the subject i would be jon tronned in an instant
just open wikipedia
please don't advertise for your shit stream here cuckstiny
>>171234448
its like saying 'i love the men willing to betray their side to me, but hate the men who actually do so'
its nice to enjoy the fruits of treachery but traitors are despicable
>>171234685
phd in math with a heavy focus on machine learning and statistics here
i've worked on the star citizen economy model for a few years now and can say with complete authority that no one is too well read on economy
forecast is for snow. the coyote hunt is back on
JANNIBOY!!
>>171234830
star citizen holy frick that sounds positively futuristic but enough about you, so you're saying i have a shot against destiny?
winning a debate is never about facts stupid
https://8ch
.net/kpop/res/819.html
look what ive done
hey i didnt say anything about facts, pal! ill do anything to win, okay?
>>171235142
you've completed the meme
you cant win debates because it just entrenches people in their opinions
debating is literally the best possible way to pointlessly waste time
decided to start eating healthier so i made a 14 slice salami sandwich... no fast food for me tonight
how does one go about wasting time meaningfully
debating is good for your own mind and keeps you sharp. mental masturbation of this kind beats dick masturbation, anyway so...
>>171235435
post a picture of your black hand you newport smoking nigger
drinking
>>171235435
are you the same guy who dropped his salami sandwich and chocolate milk
>>171235435
greasy salami right on the keyboard!
why cant you dust below your monitor!
is that cumsmoke on his bun?
the rape of the sabine women....
>>171235562
you could see his leg in a previous picture
it was hairy and white
>>171235435
is your keyboard clean ~_~
>>171235435
easting salami getting drunk and watching skins?
>>171235686
imagine degreasing your keyboard with bread and then eating the bread... x_x
>>171235596
i degreased the salami..
are you stupid or something
the salami isnt touching the keyboard
and salami isnt very greasy
>>171235656https://www.reddit.com/r/ancientrome/comments/32lono/every_episode_of_the_history_of_rome_podcast_in/get into it
hi cuties im back
>>171235825
don't know if i'd be a fan of that
ah.. time for dessert...
CLEAN
YO
SHIT
omg the oreos are touching the keyboard xd
>>171236754
i want some too :O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZR3O9OCgik
>>171236208
ive already listened to like half of those...ill listen to the rest eventually
we do not sully our minds with anything related to destiny here
minny is streaming...
virus
why would you listen to a normcast of rome instead of just reading the books of what happened written by real life romans?
maybe because i cant read latin...idiot...
>>171237394
im reading plutarch right now...
>>171237439
>MMXVI
>not being possum to legit latine
kill tuself
ah yes, plutarch, interesting choice if i do say so myself
???
>>171237479
p-plutarch changed my life...
haaHAA
we dont read here
>>171237394
+1
we read every day and are learning latin here
we read anime subs
we bully weebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0uv_VEfIv0
exposed this cuck retard
>>171237756
what have you read by him?
>>171238198
the morals...
>>171238278
i just started on his biographies of romans
the morals seem so long..its like 5 volumes
watching subbed anime is almost impossible ever since i got a 2nd monitor. i get distracted and won't look at the anime for 10-20 minutes and i'll have to start over a bunch of times
>>171238161
naked ape is a fucking god lmao
>>171238386
it took me a 24 days
i wonder stinky witch poster must be sad now
>>171238481
i know exactly what you mean
i have to actually turn my second monitor off whenever i want to watch something or i get distracted every couple of minutes
>>171238597
you read all the volumes? isnt a good deal of it like antiquated religious etiquette? i dont know much about it really :|
get off work in 30 minutes, should i get little caesars or mcdonalds
>>171238780
ugh a fedora tipper...
>>171238161
tfw too intelligent to condemn incest
>>171238875
maccas sounds good
>>171238481
i find it hard to watch anime while i play games. been watching the wire and game of thrones since its dub
>>171238780
n-no? they're mostly treatsies on topics relating to morals and some interesting stories too
>>171237394
http://thehistoryofrome.typepad.com/the_history_of_rome/audiblepodcastcomrome-book-recommendations.html
>>171239005
holy writ really turned me off the whole incest thing
just gonna get my gf to call me daddy and thatll have to be good enough shrugs
>my gf
future gf of course...
>>171239087
oh ok thats what i originally thought it was... i only asked because i scrolled through a pdf of one of the volumes and the chapters were "THE E AT DELPHI", "THE ORACLES AT DELPHI NO LONGER GIVEN IN VERSE", "THE OBSOLESENCE OF ORACLES" which confused me
https://www.destiny.gg/bigscreen
>>171239596
those were really cool. oracles are based
oh ok
thought wed been infiltrated for a second
>>171239619
KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
lilypichu is a fricken goddess there i said it george doesnt deserve her
somi
iron fist on netflix for the stinker type girl yes or no
this nerd shitted up the thread so bad with his viral marketing that I don't even wanna post here anymore
word this place has the taint on it
same see ya on the irc
alright how about some chess talk
ya happy now naked nigger? you ruined the thread worse than the destiny discordnorms
171241163
kill yourself mrmoron
hmmmm its plausible i farted and discovered shit in my shorts
lol the guy lilypichu just hosted rofl
>fat
>vaguely non-white spic type thing
the quinessential sone
tiffany rain...
westernized stinkers...
no... i need the stinker accent...
>>171241746
...are disgusting whores and we hate them whats your point
using 4chan memes outside of 4chan is one of the gayest things a person can do
herro anon we go.. um... we go me lunch? if u not mind....
that kinda thing
gook
gook
gook
gook
ugh my pippeli smells so bad
think i broke my thumb
cut on my toe
never broken a bone in my body
im a cautious boy
youd know if you did, like really know
what are we watching? im struggling here
my dick is bent but not broken
fascinating
I'm never abusing my medication again
>phone posting drug addict depressionnorm
ugh...
>>171241943
what about kissing cute boys?
there are 7 big bug bites on my foot looks danger
>>171242825
+1 i tell people its because i have strong bones but its actually because i dont leave the house lol
odds - watch waterloo
evens - watch zulu
0 - gook
^
gook taste
>>171242905
https://www.twitch
.tv/speedgaming
WHERE
THE
FRICK
IS
THE
JANITOOR
?
im a man not an animal
>>171244191
hopefully busy sucking nigger cocks
>the men all have beards or are bald and fat
>the women are fat have glasses and tattoos
reminder to take notes on what youre reading because the act of writing something down helps it stick in your memory!
writing does not help memory it actually hurts it
how are our banks doing?
my life would be so much better right now if this shite game never existed
never been better
im just making money out of thin air thanks to fractional reserve banking
>>171244419
thanks for the tip
*grabs a notepad and opens lichess*
which game
>not already knowing everything
i actually /know/ everything but i dont /understand/ everything yet
i dont even know if im retarded or not
sometimes i wonder
>i
oh you're retarded don't worry
fricking hate norms
we have mental health problems here :3
ugly people should just die
what about their souls lol
board game meet was ruined :/ hoping to find a new group or something :/
>>171245857
tell me about it in the next thread okay? details