/twg/ - Total War General

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Ahh /twg/... ze eternal general

Queen of Darkness~

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what the fuck, this mod also spawns random WAAGH stacks, fighting these fags is gonna be fun

>two giants per unit

>>171049228
>>170980419 old thread for I am a pleb.

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ATHEL LOREN

Reposting Slann life because I thought it was fun when someone posted it.

>spend the afternoon contemplating water droplets on the back of a beetle. The way they iridesce in the setting sun.
>get fed by attentive skinks without even moving a muscle. Forget to chew for three days while pondering the infinite abyss that lies between the electrons of some cow in pfeildorfs hooves. Remember to chew. Ponder some more about every chain of events that brought those atoms into place.
>fart. This interpreted accordingly by skinks. Estalia is razed to the ground by remorseless Saurus warriors in accordance with your interpreted wishes.
>consider considering the alignment of the fruit on a tree as it relates to the movement of the sun.
>flick tongue out. Catch fly. Remember to chew. Have a nap

>skink brought tendies today. Clearly the divine plan required me to be pleased. Pleased enough that my amusement causes an earthquake somewhere in ulthuan. Have another nap.
>consider the current darkness of space. Truly the wisdom of the old ones is almost inscrutable to even us Slann, we sailors on the sea of fate, we weavers of divinity, we...
>nap.
>remember to open eyes this time.

>it's hot today. Even the fan skinks are having trouble.
>somewhere near Karak Norn a volcano erupts. Lava streams into athel Loren. Gloriously incinerating many elves and trees. The net effect of the release of carbon is a slight shift in wind patterns. Enjoy the cool breeze. Remember to chew.

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For some reason I'm really hoping naval combat isn't introduced.
Theres plenty of models and campaign related shit for CA to do and adding tons of boat models is surely going to detract for that.

I'm hoping they tidy up all the old world shit with the 2nd games release. still needs a touch of polish. Dont know how likely it is though.

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Goblin Dabbing

Gonna give Steel Faith a try
What faction do I try first and what am I in for?

>>171049871
>Estalia is razed to the ground by remorseless Saurus warriors in accordance with your interpreted wishes.
I kind of hope that the missions you get as lizardmen end up being like this even if it's just an excuse to go and fight some other dudes
complete missions to retrieve tablets of the old ones, but not all of them will be useful to progression towards campaign completion and will just provide some other bonus instead

>>171050029
Empire. Awesome.

I would say it pairs well with all tabletop Lords as well.

>>171050029
vampire counts, you will be pleasantly surprised. stop asking about steel faith and play it.

>>171049982
It won't be

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>>171049421
the peasants have hard lives

>>171049871
>Estalia is razed to the ground
Bless this slan! Truly the plan is great!

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Kholek 'Big Boy' Suneater vs Peasants

Remember when /twg/ pasta was good shit like Luca and not shit including tendies?

This shit isn't making me less suicidal

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>>171050825
>a-at least i have the lady

>>171050094
I hope this too. I was thinking the lizard campaign would be immediate threats in lustria - skaven/undead/visiting humies with large cities like athel Loren to hold and every few turns you get a mission and a teleport for an army to go *someplace* and do *something* these missions might be
Teleport to
>Norsca and beat up an army
>save this garrison in Barak Varr
>raze Black iron mine

All of these are inscrutable. Don't give a shit about diplomacy and reward you with *zoatibix* or something which assists in unlocking shit to better defend your existing cities and aide your slow verminicide of Lustria. Like a constant stream of quest battles matched to your army as much as possible.

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>>171051021
as he tires, more and more peasants wait patiently on a nearby hill to join in getting squished

>>171050840
Kill yourself then I liked it.

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>>171051210
Peasants win. Feudalism 1, Chaos 0. just as the lady predicted.

>>171051393
P E A S A N T R Y

>>171051135
>astounding breakthroughs in Necrarch zombie-technology

>>171051393
cl-climb the mountain

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I hate lumberfoots

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LIZARDMEN RELEASE
LL
>Mazdamundi
>Kroq-Gar

Lords
>Slann Mage-Priest
>Saurus Oldblood (Can mount Cold One or Carnosar)

Heroes
>Skink Priest (Can mount Ancient Stegadon)
>Saurus Scar Veteran (Can mount Cold One or Carnosar)

Infantry
>Saurus Warriors (Hand Weapons and Shields)
>Saurus Warriors (Spears and Shields)
>Skink Cohort
>Skink Skirmishers (Blowpipes)
>Skink Skirmishers (Javelins and Shields)
>Temple Guard
>Kroxigor

Cavalry
>Saurus Cold One Riders (Spears and Shields)
>Saurus Cold One Riders (Hand Weapons and Shields)
>Terradon Riders
>Ripperdactyl Riders

Monsters
>Stegadon
>Ancient Stegadon (Engine of the Gods)
>Bastilidon (Solar Engine)
>Salamander Hunting Pack
>Razordon Hunting Pack

DLC (The Rat and The Serpent)
Themed around Sotek the Serpent God

LL
>Tehenhauin

New Units
>Jungle Swarm
>Bastilidon (Ark of Sotek)
>Skink Chief (Can mount Terradon, Ripperdactyl, or Stegadon)
>Troglodon

>>171050013
i appreciate this post, anon.

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Can I be mad for another day?

>>171052678
>Bordeleaux
You make me sick.

>>171052289
>Tehenhauin
gonna screen cap this

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>>171052171

where's the picture of the female VC lord?
i can't find that right one on google and I know someone's always posting it here.

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>>171052289
>Tehenhauin

I'm ready, a lord who exists solely to genocide Skaven.

Let Sotek's will be done.

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It ain't much but I survived and that's ok. Lucky chain route.
I have no idea how to keep my softie elf archers alive when outnumbered like this, Durthu and the branch boys were dealing with the infantry, and the elves were getting banged by Chariots and dogs real bad after a strong start raining hell on infantry.

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>>171055348

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I really love Dwarfs holy shit.

>that aesthetic
>that play style
>settlin grudges
>talking down to manlings
>best tech of any faction

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Food for the trees now.

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>they made neato animations for welves
>but didnt made new face models/hairstyle or hair colours for them

Trully triggering

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>>171055768
>that play style

>>171056014

have you seen my pet dragon?

>>171056014
Now strap a dozen cannons to it. Get it drunk. Give it a Yorkshire accent, allow it to complain constantly about shoddy workmanship all while fending off horse/wolf fuckers and arranging flank charges with slow and steady infantry.

Also allow it to launch helicopters.

And flamethrowers.

I love Dorfs

What will they announce on March 31st?

>>171056813
Vampire DLC

>>171056813
Probably just the Old Friend
If we're lucky it'll be a teaser for the expansion

>>171056882
>>171056883
I'll be so mad if they just hype it up and announce some bullshit dlc for the old world. Don't we have enough vamp LL already?

>>171057056
There can never be enlightened vampires and undead. Just wait anon. Vampire orcs next. Then mousillion. Then tomb kangz. You thought you were safe in lustria? Vampire coast. Reddit rats? VAMPIRE RATS. CA got you covered.

>>171057836
*enough vampires and undead

>>171055521
I like this one

>>171055521
>>171055993
>all these w.elves owners
>and none of them are posting my one true waifu
>glade lord (female)-chan

>>171058735
Glade Lord (female) is shit tier.

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>>171058735
But I do anon and I love her tenderly started with orion but killed him asap, now shes my main LL

I really dislike him, not a fan of his design, VO, feels edgy and in the lore he throws random tantrums killing even elves on his meme-wild-hunts.

Also flying on dragons & sniping from a far is cooler than being green-wanabee-beastmen.

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>>171057741

>>171059507
Good. At least someone in this general has some taste.

I'm guessing that following the trend of other LLs being lamer than their non legendary counterparts, Orion can't even ride a dragon?

Howdy men of the empire
Check it out, I'm made of gold
t. Balthasar Gelt

>>171060134
Orion is too huge to ride anything, he's at least 20 ft tall. Makes Khazrak look like a puppy.

>>171060318
>implying a dragon couldn't carry him

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Oh man it's going to be cool when the sequel is revealed and each race still only has 2 starting LLs and no alternate start.

>>171053213
>not at war with bjornling
typical

>>171060726

Have we even got a lord without a unique start since... vlad?

>>171060726
I'd hate to be a game dev. Every time I improve something, even if it's an effort that exhausts me, it isn't good enough, it should have been done sooner, everything else in the future must have that same level of polish and sophistication, and by fucking god come up with something even better the next release you fuckface.

What do after unifying Reikland? Marienburg is too tough a nut to crack. Do I try and burn the Skullsmasherz hold and help the dwarves kick out the night gobbos while I wait for gifts to lead to confederating?

>>171061264

Figure out whether Middenland, Talabecland, or Wissenland spawned with Underdog. Whichever one did, wait for them to go to war with someone, then join them in that war.

Once you confed them, growth the fuck out of their province to reap the benefits of their tasty rank 5 building bonuses.

>>171061264
>Marienburg is too tough a nut to crack.

It is not, and you should crack it. But if you can't do it for the time being, getting rid of skullsmasherz is a good start. They're secretly allied to burger. Let Crooked Moon fuck up Wissenland til they confederate with you, and only then go to war with them. Same with vampires fucking up stirland and averland. Don't take talabecland, don't go north of the river Reik.

>>171061462

Followup: Also worth mentioning as far as tip toeing around to avoid trespassing negatives while doing this, that you start with military access to Stirland. Can be useful if Ostermark fights Talabecland (Not too out of the ordinary) or you can use it to recolonize anything Wissenland loses to Skull-Takerz / Crooked Moon without stepping on their land.

>>171060726
>still only one start for Empire
>literally the largest faction in the game with the most diverse sub groups
>one start
>Vampires have two and five fucking lords + a unique campaign lord the Red Duke

>>171061704

Not who you're responding to but last couple games I played Marienburg spawned with defensive and sat 3 stacks on their capital the entire game. Even after Nordland came and took Gorssel.

I still dont feel like I'm using missle cavalry right. I try to get them behind enemies to shoot from behind but it still feels like they don't do anything
Is there only real purpose to annoy the enemy and hope they'll draw frontline troops away to attack them?

>skarsnik's squig hoppers get over 70 melee attack if you go red tree
this is insane, they literally melt any enemy unit they hit in seconds

>>171062013

Yea they are amazing anti-infantry.

They have pretty bad movement for cav though and get rekt by enemy cav

>>171061462

More than 50% of the nations that I can confed, have imperial distrust and that seems to be the normal any time I play empire. I rarely, if ever get an underdog.

>>171061963

Which missile cavalry in particular? Some of them have decent enough melee stats to work as utility players; either running down ranged infantry or shooting at or shooting exposed enemies.

If you're talking about pistoliers yes, you either use them to run an enemy unit away or try to target the lowest armor enemy unit on the battlefield. Except any other ranged unit since they will also fuck you up.

>>171062141
Bad movement?
They're faster than regular squigs and don't charge as deeply into formations so they're easier to cycle unless it got changed

>>171061963
their role is flexibility. jack of all trades while being not as good as specialists. You can bait enemy cav out of the fight, if you don't have to do that you can charge skirmishers, if you don't have to do that you can get behind the infantry and start unloading, and if you don't have to do that you run down routed enemies. Just having one or two of them is nice to fill in any gaps that other specialized units are too busy to at any given moment.

>>171062163

I always try to check diplomacy affixes on turn 1 with empire, and if a valuable province doesn't have underdog I'll break the NAP with Mannlet as soon as I can so I can gank his gold mine worry free.

>>171062141
everything on the greenskin roster gets rekt by enemy cav though

Can anyone confirm that All Tabletop Lords works with SFO and is balanced for it?

Like if it works and it turns out savage orc warbosses are way off in stats compared to the rest of greenskins comparatively, I kind of don't want to use it.

>>171062163
just use gifts, 2 or 3 medium gifts only costs about 5-6k all up and lets you get NAPs and trade agreements to stabilise relations

>play anyone but Dwarfs
>hate doing battles so auto resolve a lot or basically just avoid any 50/50 battle
>play Dwarfs
>love playing battles and watching my stunties smash fools

I am just bad right? I rely a lot on the fact that they are so hard to break, and I've never been a big fan of cavalry.

>>171062859
If you can play comfortably with Dwarfs you can surely expand to other factions. Just apply yourself and you'll probably find it fun.

>>171062406

Indeed, Half of Bretonnia's lore is about running down Greenskins with Knights, the other half is running down Beastmen

>>171062859
Liking dwarves doesn't make you bad, but liking autoresolve makes you deserving of crucifixion.

>Try Steel and Faith Welves
>Eternal Guard have 75% missile block, mid 40's attack and defense, and 35 weapon damage.
>Archer damage buffed across the board
>Numbers are piddly small compared to other factions (140 swordsmen vs 80 Eternal Guard)

Now this feel like an Elf Campaign.

Is an all-cav build as the WRE viable?

is there a way to make your reinforcements come in one stack at a time in really large battles? it's a pain getting your entire infantry line then having ranged trickle in behind them

>>171061760
They'll make up for it in Araby.

>>171063748

Not really, no.

>>171061963
Micro, honestly. Harass early, divert enemy formations, etc.
Most Missile Cavalry have decent enough melee stats, making them good for some back strikes, as well as chasing.

>>171063546
the strangest thing is all unist that are still viable and good even when you can afford/recruit elite ones

I'm surprised we don't have our own version of the Ancap Ball here involving violations of the NAP

>When a Bretonnian Peasant chops down a tree on the outskirts of Athel Loren, violating the NAP so you call the Wild Hunt and raze 10 Bretonnian settlements

>>171062406
Big'uns actually do quite well on the charge and function solidly as regular infantry
they don't really have a good dedicated cav counter though, I agree
closest option is pinning them with chaff and foot of gork

>Confederate the Bloody Spears
>Some time later they reappear as rebels and take a settlement from me and re-enter the game
>The very next turn they confederate Scabby Eye and gain a good chunk of territory
>Now have to fight them all over again
Clever gits, hiding in secret all this time

>>171065135
If you steal a legendary lord off of a faction that reappears, they'll be replaced by the rebel general in the diplo menu
voice lines don't change though which is weird, so some gobbo will talk like grimgor, etc.
My favorite occasion of this sort of thing is the bloody spearz coming back, taking mt gunbad, and then confederating with me again later despite being pretty much ignored

>>171064301
Damn
I was hoping to make a joke army that was still a bit viable. Like, the legionary commander got sick and tired of all the barbarians running across the border, so he put all his men on horseback so that they could catch them.

Holy fuck. Spearmen and crossbowmen are not meant to fight dwarves.
I was thinking, "Oh, I'll get spearmen for anti-large and holding the line better so I can fight naked monsters and kill them."
Then a dick faggot from the south wants to start raiding and sacking pissland.
I beat them but only because I scared the shit out of them by taking my 3 mortars and targeting the same unit until they rout.

>>171066252
Dwarfs are a disaster for early game Empire. I try my best to befriend them wherever I can

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>elves
>their most useful melee warriors are female

Really makes one consider the current state of things.

>>171066596
Yeah. I have a lord up north recruiting handgunners and halberds right now.

>>171066806
The Southern Dwarfs deciding to kick your teeth in always bothers me, it's a war they barely stand to gain anything from

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Khorne n Gork both like ta scrap. Why den aint da gods lend dere powers to diffrent races?
Why come no orc never got powers from Khorne n 'ow come Gork never 'elps no beastmen?
Is da gods racist?
Morks more cunnin' den dat beakie blue bird god, How cum 'e never plays checkers with da uvver races fer da Waaaagh?

>>171067119

Cuz dem uvva gits ain't green.

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MOUSILLON GROWS

...very, very slowly. Someday all of Bretonnia will march under the Red Duke's banner.

>450 deaths
>410 are due to arrow towers
what's this OP shit in Attila

>>171067571
>Could have had a true new starting location with Mousillon
>Instead CA decides to move Vlad and Isabella right next door to Drakenhof

>>171052289
>No Tiqtaqtoe skink LL
DELET THIS

>>171067708
It's the only way CA can make the AI good at defense.

I was thinking I'd like them to add more unit features in the next TW. Make siege battles the whole city.
But then I thought I just want them to get pathing fucking right. Make the AI build competent armies.

>crooked moon molesting the stunties in the mountain
>You never get there in time
>Have to march across all the mountain to eradicate moonman

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>>171067571

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It is now March. Athel Loren grows restive, casting aside the austere serenity of Gaurach-Dúin. The boughs and brambles tremble, and through the glades and hollows the spites whisper of Spring.

The Eternal Queen, recumbent in her pleasure, awaits the attentions of her rejuvenated Consort-King. The first outriding of the cycle yields rich game, youths flush with the iridescent bloom of pox and prepubescence. Cherry blossoms flutter their brief glories across the Eternal Realm. And still more. The fey giggle of a return, a recovery of what was once lost. The sacred trustees, deputized by their Queen to carry out the vulgar realities of reign, are poised to return from the Dreaming Wood.

Sisters of Twilight Soon.

>3 out of 4 greenskin LL are spellcasters
What did they mean by this?

>>171062406
>>171064998
There's should be some sort of spear orc and better anti-large cavalry for greenskin

>>171069043
I thought it was 2
Only Wurzzag and Azhag have spells

>>171066767
>who are wildwood rangers

>>171069043

>Skarsnik
>spellcaster

>>171068730
Is it true that Wood Elves love Bretonnian cum?

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Rock the boat!

>>171069186
>>171069227
My bad, I never play skarsnik and I thought he was a spellcaster
I wish there were more combat orc LLs like Grimgor though

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>>171069406
Aren't those stupid landhships completely obsolete with Steam Tanks?

>>171069569
There's only a small number of steam tanks and they're rarely approved for use in battle.

Landships, they can make as many as they care to pay for, whenever they want.

>>171069505
Can't blame you.
He's a tiny goblin, he wears a robe, and walks around with a staff-like object.

>Try Steel Faith for the first time as Greenskins
>Giants are recruitable from the tier 3 capital
>Boss tents give income now
>Night gobbos with spears
>Sub factions actually giving me a hard time
This is already interesting
Are the other factions gonna be this wonky?

>>171069569
The Steam Tank is like >>171069627 said, plus the fact it's a fraction of the Landship's size: the tank is about as big as the midsection of the ship. If you draw a line following down the metal from each tower, and take that middle part of the hull, THAT'S how small a Steam Tank is in comparision.

Marienburg can shit them out as fast as they can make them, which is as fast as they can hire workers, which is as far as their wealth goes, which is immense.

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>>171049228
>looking through tables
>ume_concerned_army_destruction
>-120

>>171049724
Its not going to work, no one gives a shit about wood elves and 'athel loren' isnt a cool catch phrase like ELECTOR COUNTS or GOBBOS

Jesus, even AZTEC DINOSAURS beats everything wood elf and thats just describing what they look like.

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>>171069996
>>171069569
Here's the size for reference!

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>>171069996
>Marienburg can shit them out as fast as they can make them
One peasant archer with fire arrows

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Do these looks like proper Dark Elfs?

>>171069931
Vamps are completely broken.

SFO is really bad and dumb.

>>171070317
>bad resolution
>pointly things everwhere
>hurts to look at them
>no AA
Pretty much, yeah.

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>>171070317
>t. tilea heraldics

>>171070351
Its worst sin is getting rid of the synced Skellies. What a load of bullshit.

>>171070513
That may be a good thing. Synced skellies make me laugh far too hard to focus on the game.

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>tfw proper combat isn't working

Anyone else find a good sweet spot for morale/hit chance changes to slow the game down without dramatically fucking up the balance?

Running this currently.

>>171070317
E X C I T E M E N T
Do the mod repeater cross bows fire multiple shots per volley or just quicker firing/reload times between volleys? Looks wise they could be more purple and have more skulls adorning them.

Very Hard Wood Elves. Orion, or Durthu?

So when I start as the Empire, I always just have Franz do the usual to secure Riekland. After the first battle, I think you level up.

Let's say I would take a 2nd lord into that fight, ignore how retarded it would be to end the turn before crushing the pitiful secessionist army.
Would they both level up or would the exp be split? Err, I guess if the battle gives "100 exp" would the both get 100 or 50-50?

Because instead of making one big army at the beginning, I might suck it up and pay for 1 or 2 lords and make little armies to march together so later I have lords with some levels under them.

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>Old friend is this guy
>He's an Empire "horde" with unique ROR's and heroes
>Story based campaign start where you help out Karl with the secessionists
>Can branch off into either
>fighting against Boris and other rebellious electors
>fighting against vampires
>fighting against a greenskin waagh
>Finish each off with a fight against a LL
>Take control of Empire faction after winning and open campaign play from there
Release it already CA

>>171070513

Didn't know this, deleting this piece of shit mod as we speak

>>171072925
Pretty sure it doesn't get split between them, but both would get less because the odds would be more in your favour and each would be individually doing less.

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>>171073001
The Dawi approve

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>>171067119
I like you philosphork.

Just got Attila TW. Can somebody post the Attila Random roll sheet? I swear I'll save it this time,

Alternatively, what's a good nation to start learning Attila with? Any recommendations for my first playthrough?

>>171073910
First playthrough in Attila?

Eastern Roman Empire hands down.

They are fun, they have a good location, and you'll learn a lot about how the game functions.

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>>171067119
>Gork never 'elps no beastmen?
Dem hairy gits ain't propa for da Waaagh!!!

>How cum 'e never plays checkers with da uvver races fer da Waaaagh?
Mork'z stomped dem uvva gits at checkers long ago and now dey'z not wanna get stomped anymore

>>171073910
Saxons or Franks.
Don't pick a big blob as their management is tedious.
Pick a migrant tribe that doesn't have to go far and settles in a safe location.

Or just pick whatever tribe you want and settle in Iberia.

Is the Warhammer mod for M2 any good?

>>171074404
Depends on your definition of good.
Yes it is a good M2 mod.
It is still a M2 mod.

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>>171073910

Franks

>>171074389
Oh alternatively if you do want a big blob pick Sassanids. They have far less territory than the Romans(most of it is owned by vassals instead) and they're in a safer spot. Just make sure to immediately go after the White Huns turn one and you'll have a very easy game with an interesting roster.

>>171073001

TO THE DEATH

>>171052289
How but How Will They Play

>>171075828
lizard council
dinopaths

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>>171074035
>>171074683
>>171074389
>Saxons or Franks

Looked through all the passive traits and I thought the Franks had one of the best looking, also I wanted to start small and work my way up.
What do I do first? I took the rest of the province from the Angles and the Saxons

Made friends with the Burgundians and the Langobards. Do I take on Rome? I don't like leaving my back exposed to the Jutes and Danes though...

>>171075983
Rome is rich but distracted everywhere, you can generally take them pretty early. Concentrate on your tribalshitter neighbours first though.

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>>171068730
Rejoice! For we, the knights of Bretonnia, will raze Athel Loren to the ground.

Ni hao

>>171077189
ni gger

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>>171075929
They're definitely getting junglepaths

>>171077785
Bretonnia Grailways mod when?

Small Brain: Bretonnia and Empire Best Friends Forever! Yeah! Humanity!
Big Brain: Bretonnia and Wood Elves Once Rivals Become Allies Now Brothers In Arms

>>171077862
Bigger Brain: Manipulating feet enchantress into genociding all the elf factions

>about to start my SFO greenskin campaign
>about to pick Azhag starter this time
>see those starting units again

GRIMGOR IZ DA BEST

>>171077862
>>171078043
Biggest Brain: Playing Beastmen instead

>>171077862

Bretonnia/Wood Elf Co-op campaign is comfy as fuck. The Wood Elf Player just helps his Bretonnian ally conquer the world and you collect all the Amber from it. Allows for a lot of dual army battles.

>>171077850
After the Batways and Reikspaths.

>>171078331

Chaos Corridors when?

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>not lore friendly

the campaign pacing is so fucking weird in tww

early game is so much fun

handling 3 high level agents and a bunch of doomstacks while you micro cav and wizard spells for 5 minute balls is not

can easily go 60+ turns in an hour doing fuck all

maybe the game is more fun on small unit size?

>>171078729
Probably along with the Ogrepass and High(elf)way.

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>>171077785
>Goes under mountains

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I see so little Hype for Ogres in this general.
Why? Warhammer Ogres are some of the coolest fantasy Ogres around

>>171078924
>>171078729
>>171078331
>>171077850
>>171077785
>>171075929
>at least half of these are already in the works

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>>171079008
Can anyone give me the rundown on ogres? Army comps? Population? Etc? I think no one talks about them because non hardcore Warhammer folks simply don't much or anything about them.

>>171079008
Ogres are based but they're still so far away and everyone wants Dumb Kangz, Lizardmemes and Skaven (any good insults?) instead.

>>171079008

You're not alone, anon

They're my most hyped faction and its a shame we probably wont be getting them any time soon

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Fact: ambush is the best battle type

>>171060967
It is quite stressful, which is why many don't do it for long and most alternate between appreciating and resenting fans.

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I DON'T CARE IF MY MEN ARE EXHAUSTED!
I DEMAND SATISFACTION FROM THESE RIVER HOPPING DWARFS!
I WILL HAVE MY MEN FIGHT UNTIL THEIR MUSCLES SLIP OFF OF THE BONE FROM ENDLESS MARCHING!
I WILL YELL, "FIRE!" UNTIL I CAN NO LONGER SHOUT JUST TO SEE THOSE SHORT FAT CLUMPS OF IRON TURN INTO RUSTED, OVERGROWN STONE THROUGH THE PASSAGE OF TIME!
I WILL FURNISH MY STUDY FROM THE BEARDS OF A THOUSAND DWARFS!
I WILL CUT OFF THEIR FEET AND FEED THEM TO SWINE!
I WILL MAKE SURE A DWARF WILL NEVER SET FOOT IN THE REIKLAND EVER AGAIN!

So the new free DLC will have the third WE legendary lord and regiments of renown for Chaos, WE and beasties on top of the "old friend" itself, right?

>>171079685
lmao

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>>171079158

Ogres are big(obviously). They have an unquenchable appetite and worship The Great Maw, they even have their own lore (Lore of the Great Maw). Aside from thay they also have access to Lore of Heavens and Beasts. They move from place to place, devouring any animal or person they can get their hands on. (Likely a Horde Faction)

The entire faction is the size of Trolls/Treekin. Because of this they're not very numerous on the battlefield, but the entire army packs a wallop, especially on the charge.

Because of their size they can wield smaller cannons as guns, which are generally filled with scrap metal and used as devastating shotguns. Larger cannons they mount on warbeasts, Ogres for example are the only faction that have a Chariot with a Cannon mounted on it. They also ride giant beasts into battle, from which they shoot harpoon crossbows.

Ogres have a title system to track their great feats, sometimes an Ogre amasses so many titles, he makes a Gnoblar remember and recite them for him when he makes an entrance.

Gnoblar are a slave race to the Ogres, a subspecies of Goblin that even Goblins look down on. They make great expandable infantry and are generally used to tie up anything dangerous for an Ogre to fight. When they aren't being used as cannon fodder you can expect to find them cooking/fixing and otherwise making themselves useful to avoid becoming an Ogre's meal.

The aesthetic is Huns, hungry hungry Huns.

>>171079685

Yeah sure

>>171079158
I think the old ones made them to be the perfect chaos killer, but ran out of time to make them smart.
Though they did try to make an empire once.

I could be wrong, that might be trolls. I don't know.

>>171079595
playing as VC there is nothing better than being on either side of an ambush
>attacking
>get to deploy on top of their archers
>defending
>they deploy their archers on top of you because they're retarded
>they also almost always clump their infantry nicely to let you easily flank
>the way they attack also lines them up for a wind of death overcast most of the time

>>171079236

reddit rats

>>171079752
Nah it's Ogres.
Halflings are also proto-ogres.

>>171079158
Just look up Ogre Leadbelcher.

People do talk about them, they're decently popular.
They're just the least relevant to happenings as far as the meta story of fantasy goes.

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In the name of the Sylvanian Royal Air Force, these End Times have been CANCELLED.

>>171061704
Why is Talabecland no good?
I always confed it since they have great relations from the get-go.

Wood Elves:

What are giant eagles for? Just cheaper/earlier versions of dragons or do they have a role?

>>171079810
a good one

My friend keeps calling them the Von Pupsteins and it annoys the hell out of me.

>>171080014
Aesthetics

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>>171079979
>bats
>against CHOSEN

>>171080014
This >>171080226
And anti-infantry but dragons cause terror
But mostly >>171080226

They are faster than dragons and some here have reported they are good anti-artillery and monster hunters, particularly against Cygors. I usually take one because two dragons feel OP and terror rout infantry lines too quickly, and the eagle is the best looking & animated unit in the game.

>>171080008
They'll always be ready to give the succ for big daddy Franz, so you simply don't need to confed them right away for such little gain. They'll build up the province for you much faster and defend it themselves, then confederate with you when you're actually ready to move north, i.e. when you've taken care of the more immediate southern threats and confederated bases along those.

>>171080345

>Isabella gets bats with 40 damage / 9 AP damage per hit.
>OC danse macabre.
>CHOSEN evaporate.

Your lack of vnderstanding is showing.

>>171080554
>bat has 0 armor
>chosen whiffs with its axe on bat
>bat ded
wow?

>beloved son of brettonia activates when your leadership is below 50%
>Loeun inevitably gets the legend trait that gives him unbreakable
>BSoB becomes useless
wew, CA is incompetent

>>171080474
I see.

>>171080554
Yeah let's see the battle results then.

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>>171080014

THE EAGLES ARE COMING

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Is this the best possible army comp for this battle? Also note the Chaos Warriors stats, I'm using a mod that makes units with veterency extremely OP

>>171081106
Fuck no lol. Get rid of crossbows. Get gunners and more artillery. Cannons or Hellfire do work on chaos.

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>>171079979

ripip bats your sacrifice will be remembered always.

>>171080554

Yeah... probably would've helped if Isabella knew vanhal's. :x

Reminder:
https://www.egx.net/rezzed/news/sega-reveals-bumper-line-up-for-egx-rezzed

Friday.

Can i play a co-op campaign with a friend if he doesn't have any dlc?

>>171081403

Yes, the dlc are just faction / decal (blood) unlockers, not actually changing the game version.

>>171081471
Awesome, gonna buy this for a friend then. Thanks.

>skarsnik's garrison buildings give so many units that it overflows and you don't actually get them all
wot da zog?

Are spell kills not added to the kill count? I had a battle where I had ~200 kills unaccounted for and I'm certain it was Orion with his abilities.

>>171081581

Fixable by changing literally a single number in one of the files, shouldn't be hard to find a mod that fixes it.

>>171081595
Some are some are not. Dont know if there is a fix for this already

>>171081595

Bombardments don't count for some reason but other spells do, so yeah that'd do it.

>>171080014

Best use I've been able to find for them is to either air fight flying enemy heroes / lords, pick off unguarded wizards, or cycle charge monstrous infantry like trolls.

9 times out of 10 you're better off taking hawk riders and setting them to melee mode imo.

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>>171069243
Not, they love Dawi zhaar cum

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>>171081857
Who doesn't?

>>171081857
Hmm

Something seems off about this image

>>171079008
Too far away

People expect the first expansion sometime this year, which means at least another year of DLC before we even get an announcement for the third expansion and then the third spree of DLC

You're looking at a 2 to 3 year wait for Ogres.

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>>171081857
Oi ya spiky stunties, time for a stompin'

>>171078836
Welcome to TW games

Every single TW campaign gets worse the more you play it

Total War needs to become real time, on the campaign and battles

Discuss

>>171081837
I have an army of 6 dragons, 6 treemen and 6 eagles.

I use the treemen to tank stuf, the dragons to deal damage and the eagles to chase light units and archers/artillery. Works so far.

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>>171082240
Shut ut slave

>>171082321
>real time
>battles
They already are

>real time
>on the campaign
how the hell is that supposed to work??

>>171082369
>What is M&B and every Paradox title ever

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>>171082363
Oi, ya gits need da get krump'd good, you'z finkin' da boss Grimgor is sum stinkin' Gobbo?

>>171082369
>Real time with pause
I see no reason why this cant work

It would be like playing M&B, but with armies that move around the map rather than turns

>>171082416
I'm sorry, I only play bad games like TW.
Those absolute shit games you mentioned will never occupy even a single byte on my HDD

So I subscribed to Steel Faith but there's nothing in the total war mod manager. What now?

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>>171082460
Last warning slave, go back to the work!

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>>171082460
Yes?

>>171082489
This wouldn't really work for multiplayer

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>>171082460
Wus goin' on 'ere?

>>171082543
>M&B
>Bad
Fuck off newfag

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>>171083059
SSSSSSSSS

Someone please make some fancy pants lizardmen images

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>>171082642
No seriously, why isn't it appearing

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>>171083259

>>171083597
>had to restart steam
good meme steam

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wew, the beastmeme boost mod is extreme, this is the army comp they got on a spawn, of course they managed to burn down the city before I reached there, couldn't they just sack it the damned bastards

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

>>171083617
Please no fucking /pol/ references

They already ruined 40k

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>>171082679
>>171082685
IT'Z A KRUMPIN' DEN!
WAAAGH!!!

>>171082679
I hope their artillery will be the best in the game.

>>171067571
How did Brettonia capture Grung Zint?

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>>171083841

>/pol/ references

wut

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>>171083841
pepe aint a /pol/ reference

It's pretty accurate Meme-pertinence™

40k is pretty shit to begin with.

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>>171083841

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>>171083841

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>>171083259

>>171084174
Oh

My heart

>>171084174
10/10 totally using as my avatar

>>171083852
In what game?
What game are they using forge world garbage for?

I have a question for Tomb Kangz fans, why you want another vampire faction?

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>>171084174
gas-gas them now

>>171084263
WE

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>>171084264

>reddit rats

Fucking when?

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>>171084263
I wish I was a vampire in real life that way I could make the same shitposts for all eternity.

>>171083931
conquer everywhere mod, I've started using it along with disable confederations for different campaigns.

>>171084327
>Fucking when?
Q3 2017 hopefully

>>171084375
First expansion

>>171084319
WUZ

>>171084174
pls make slann and skink versions

and then all three together

pls

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>>171084263

delet this

>>171084439
VAMPIRE

>>171084572
SLAYERS

>>171084572
KANGZ

>>171084174
danger noodel

Alright lads.

Let's see it:

http://www.strawpoll.me/12534623

AND

http://www.strawpoll.me/12534627

And if you want, reply to this post with the unit you want added to the game most, even if it belongs to a pre-existing faction. I want Dogs of War Ogres available to hire.

>>171084818

Would vote High Elves because they were one of the most popular/op races in TT.

>>171083762
how many times have you posted this?

>>171084818
custom legendary lord designer would be cool

make your own adventure kinda shit

GW obviously doesnt give a fuck about the lore so why should I

>>171084818
>least
Daemons
>most
Voted for bondage elves, but i can't wait for Lizardmen and Ogres too.

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G O B L I N S

>>171084174
so cute, too cute!

>>171085402
Yeah, I made the polls, I went with Lizards as most and Stunties as least.
But I really want Ogres and Kangz as well.

I don't care too much for Elves in general but Edgy Elves are the far more interesting option.

That said, I'm incredibly excited to see how they present Naggaroth terrain on the campaign and battle maps.
I expect jagged ice and rock like Norsca kinda has but turned up to eleven.

>>171085376
I thought Bretonnia could have a cool mini-campaign with enforced low unit sizes and horde gameplay to enact a Grail Quest.
You can kinda customize your generic lords already which is okay. But yeah it's a shame that there aren't Blender Vampires and shit.

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>>171083745
>unit description
>tfw a herd of bestigors will never break into your hovel, tear off your skirt and dominate you before adding you to their brayherd

>>171085586
>wanting mini campaigns

Does anyone even play them?

>>171085672
>adding you to their brayherd
Maybe on a very literal chemical level when they chop you up into pieces and eat you raw

>>171085695
As they are, dear god no. The Grail Quest idea was just something I thought could be the first decent one for Warhammer.

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>turn 115
>most factions still around because I've been crusading all over the old world like crazy
this is fun

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How did i win this with a lvl 2 vampire lord.
The ai was dumb enough to attack in waves

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>close victory
What the fuck CA.

>>171084818
Voted Dark Elves, but Chaos Dwarfs close second. I want to see big hats, witch elves, and hydra animations attacking 5 different models at once with each head.

Excited for them all desu, probably won't play as Daemons, but want to fight them as an opponent.

>>171086642
>losing 30 whole dwarves

Way to honor the ancestors lad, that's 30 grudges your descendants will have to avenge in 400 years.

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>>171086195
wait thats the wrong pic, here is the one I intended to post, its some turns later and Kislev managed to expand a little even

>>171086320
you won, because the dwarven AI is retarded, it always gets way too many ranged units and not enough melee units to protect them, so as long as you have some cav stomping manlets is piss easy

>>171086642
They clearly almost had you, anon, you just pulled through, surprised it wasn't pyrrhic

>>171084174
>Slann, Skink and Saurus cuddling
this needs to happen

Think kislev will ever be made into a full fledged faction with 2 LLs ice queen and some warrior dude?

>>171086784
>always gets too many ranged units and not eneough melee to protect them
Just like you normal battle difficulty shitters do.
I bet you pause your battles as well you massive casual.

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>>171083852
Hopw the Earth Shaker cannon gets in the game, the Total War knockdown mechanic can do it justice. I remember a battle report in White Dwarf where it went off every round and half the opponents army was stuck in their corner of the map for the entire game.

It's a giant morter/canon that as well as direct damage, causes mini-earthquakes in a large radius around it's impact zone that prevent any model from moving that turn because the quake knocks them over. Has great tactical application for trve vnderstanders; shut down a flank, pin an entire line, disrupt a charge etc.

>>171087028
you sound really upset about something for some reason.

>>171086967
after everything else is done, maybe
chaos cocksleeve is about the only viable LL though

>>171087335
I'm upset my boy Geert isn't gonna win

>>171087028
why are you so angry? I actually only ever play legendary, I just don't get what has upset you so much

>>171086967
Kislev in this game only exists to be fucked in the ass by Chaos at their earliest convenience. Giving them even a single legendary lord would be a fucking waste, let alone two.

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>>171086784
>>171086195
Crusading all over the world without expanding your territories is the best way to play Bretonnia. You feel like a worldwide respected police which bring order to world.
>>171086967
Maybe in third expansion/game which will be focused on Chaos. For now playing as them would be pretty borning. You can only expand at your friendos in Empire, or just defend yourself from Norscan tribes, and Chaos invasion which is the most borning enemy to fight against desu. Also Kislev is very small in the game.

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>"We're going to release Ancient Empires in october guise!!!!!!"
>It's the middle of march and they still haven't released it

>>171087425
>>171087335
he is just that much of a sperg, you'll see him drop into the thread from time to time.

>>171087518
September 2017 if you're lucky

>>171087518
September 2018 if you're lucky

>>171087518
September 3018 if you're lucky

>>171087518
it will release around the same time bannerlord releases

>>171087518
September 2019 if you're lucky

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>>171087609
>>171087637

>>171087518
September 2019 if you're lucky

>>171087518
September 2020 if you're lucky

>>171087518

Tomorrow if you're lucky

>>171087518
Septiembre 2021 si tienes suerte

>>171087518
Im sorry anon, I didnt know my shitposting power was this strong

Medieval Kingdoms when?

>>171087452
>You feel like a worldwide respected police which bring order to world.
>stunties thriving
???

>>171087850
September 2016 if you've donated towards the Jabber fund

It costs the same as all the art of Charlemagne dont you know

>>171087850
Ceнтябpь 2022, ecли пoвeзeт

Hey /twg/, what's the month after august?

>>171088018
memetember

>>171088018
July if you're lucky

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>>171084174

>>171084467
>>171086860
Sure, i'l get "right" on it.

>>171088125
Holy fuck anon 100/10 you fucking made my day

Iv been having an awful week, thank you so much

>>171088125

uh oh

>>171088125
>bitches love blue

>>171088125
No Saurus, your tail is small.

>>171088318
But thicc