/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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first for the survivors

>>170995618
second for the dead heroes

third for waifus

I wish people would make threads before the old ones 404.

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Think quick!
Who do you hate/love seeing in the sec roster.

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if you could successfully banbait one player and get away with it
who would it be

>>170996529
avada, rin, sawbones

>>170996853
ONE

>>170996529
___me___
I'd love to see how that would play out

>>170996529
you

>>170996893
Sawbones

>>170996904
>why you gotta fuck the monkey, man?

>>170996529
Emilia

>>170997825
I love emilia

>>170997931
Emilia is a slut, the most unpure waifu ever.

>>170998067
Purityfags are the worst

>>170997931
worst shitter on the server, it's not even close

>>170997931
only reason they aren't banned is because they're part of the metaclub

>>170998345
I try to have him permabrigged by 12:30 station time

it's hard though, because if you have a waifushitter like Rin in sec as well, they make it harder for you to throw the book at Emilia

>>170998586
the players are part of the game, we're not really off-topic.

>>170998626
>it's hard though, because if you have a waifushitter like Rin in sec as well, they make it harder for you to throw the book at Emilia
Rina is the worst for this

how the fuck can someone access the station intercom when they're cuffed and two tiles away?

>>170998858
A secret command

>>170998830
Rin, not Rina

>>170998858
Objects on walls aren't really on the walls. They're on the ground on the tile in front of them and the sprite is shifted onto them. That answers half of your question, but the other half is a secret. >>170998901


>>170998952
I know, but Rina is worse.

>>170998858
by being an oldfag and knowing neat tricks

>>170998830 How so? He usually always finds a way to increase anybody their sentence. Isolated gloves? Thats +3 Buddy. Talking back? Thats resisting arrest. :s Cap can i execute him.

>>170999091
He only does that for non-waifus. If you're his metafriend you're getting off scott free.

I need a fem vox x me fanfic
Write one now

>>170997825
Emilia a cute, A CUTE!

>>170998901
>>170998967
>>170999045
>>170999548
thanks guys, so the command automatically turns the intercom on and let's you speak through it?

out of all player you met, which one is the most autistic one?

i have to go with morena

>>170999091
reminds me of sausage on the robot chat. constantly trying to find an excuse to kill people. worst being completely out of nowhere just asking the AI if we're gonna kill all non-humans for absolutely no reason at all

>>170999886
xevonix
It's really apparent on the discord

>>170999886
Every main xenoarch.

>>170999886
why am i autistic anon

>>170999886
There was a guy who kept playing caption with a vox name except he was human. Was absolutely retarded and I ended up having to keep playing hop just to make sure he didn't ruin rounds

>>170999886
I'm diagnosed with autism so I think I have most everyone beat.
Although what my psychologist told me autism is and what the internet thinks it is do not appear to be the same thing

>>171000169
thats a pretty autistic thing to say anon. but dont worry anon, we're all here for you

What item does a flamethrower need as a magazine?

>>171001213
plasma tank

>>171001213
This is on the wiki.

>>171001213
>magazine

>>171001567
Fine.
What clip does the flamethrower use?

>>171001656
>clip

>>171001656
munition source

>>170999548
I'm going to contribute this to the wiki

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>>171001757
FUEL SOURCE AAAGH

>>171001768
It's already there, man

>>171002038
whoa
I'm fast
not even sanic is fast enough to do things before he knows he's done them

>>170999774
Its :i before speaking. You can do this with bounced radios that are in the hand as well with :r :l for right and left hand. Stop hiding gameplay mechanics from people yah cunts.

>>170999602
Emilia needs to eat a ban

>>171002490
I swear to god the command for bounced radios is broken because I try that shit all the time and it never works.

what is the difference between the 2 /tg/station servers?

I've gone from feeling completely useless in everything, to moderately useful in Science, so I'm happy about that. It's a good fleeing.

How did a single vampire round turn into Xenomorph apocalypse?

>>170998830
Why do Rin and Emilia get away with the shit they do

when the last vampire dies, why does it become vampstended instead of just ending the round like "the crew have defeated the evil vampires?"

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This was a good round to be bartender.

>tfw killed a xeno by breaking a bottle over its head

>>171002578
average population count. No other diffrence

>>171002631
because extended
because adminbus is some fuggin boolsheet

>>171002597
In four years of spess I had never even put anything in a microwave
Then, starting in November-December-ish, I started playing trader and chef.
Now I actually feel really competent, I can make 10 food items of any type and mass-produce half of everything in Food and Drinks
growing at a skill is satisfying especially when people notice and give you praise

>>171002658
Because more often than not, vampires objectives would include getting away on the shuttle.
If people realize that it was vamp, the vampire would theoretically never win because what reason would people have to call the shuttle?

>>171002656
because nobody ahelps it when they do it.
a lot of it is IC stuff but it happens so often it has to come in as a rule 7 or something at some point.

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milkwalkers when

>>171002790
>people praise what is glorified maths

wow.

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>>170999135
>He only does that for non-waifus.
Nice fake news nigger, give me one example where i gave a waifu a lower or no sentence at all.

>>171003469
It takes some autism to arm up a sufficiently powerful botany, prep all the ingredients, and stay organized, and do it in record time
Anyone can make a poutine ocean with enough time and resources, but I'd like to think I can do it 25 minutes from roundstart with the right conditions, y'know?

>>171002658
Because that would be dumb

>>171002965
Make him attack anybody that is human but isn't considered white.

>>170996529
Zealtron

>>170996529
Pomf123

>>171004205
doesn't it happen when all the antags die in other gamemodes?

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>>171000169
>my psychologist told me
Probably bullshit I don't even care what it is
>needing a "doctor" to whine to about how hard life is

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>>170996529
pick a name, any name

>>171005003
I'm not that anon, but Isn't that a double bind? Ridiculing people who self diagnose some mental eccentricity is fair game, and so is ridiculing people who trust the authority of psychology. This basically leaves territory open to ridicule anyone who says that they have autism, which is pretty funny seeing how much we use that as an insult here.

>>171005006
christ they really were all there
fucking Probe letting these assfaggots become admins too

>>171005279
nevill was a good boy, leave him alone
the rest could stay gone forever though.

>>171005247
Therapists are just college trained shoulder's to cry on
If you have more issues they dope you up or lock you away. And they do that more than they should because being a paid cry-shoulder sounds terrible

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>>171005247
Psst, this is why they do that, so that they can mock someone no matter what.

>>171005003
>professional doctor who's got a decade of schooling under his belt
>I, a shitposter on /vg/'s space station 13 autism simulator general, surely know more about the human mind and condition

>>171005353
>good boy runs around shooting welder tanks, logs off when bwoinked and then tries to ban evade next round

>>171005414
Therapy and Psychology are two separate things, mate.

>>171005528
Please stop making sense. Thank you.

>>171005467
he wanted to get put into the gay baby jail, it worked.

shitmin test
>grab a welder and turn it on
>find a welding fuel tank and drag it around
>just keep dragging and running
>if you get bwoinked just for that it's a shitmin

>Souhei will never bully you and call your pull requests reddit trash

>>171005414
I think that you're mixing up Therapy, Psychology, and Psychiatry into one big slurry when in reality, they are far more discrete entities.

>>171004939
No. Why would it? Game's not about killing the antagonists.

shitplayer test
>grab a balloon
>Find a PDA and drag it around
>just keep dragging and running
>if you get robusted just for that it's a shitplayer

>>171005809
The game insta-ends if the malf ai dies in the malf ai gamemode, or at least it has recently in one of my games

>>171005818
it's just a balloon

>>171005907
fuk NT

Are nanotrasen the good guys?

>>171006038
Yes.
>This message was sponsored by Nanotransen.

>>171006084
You are not the protagonist!

>>171002656
What do they do?

>>171006038
The Syndicate is compromised of companies and governments who were fucked by NT.
Syndies are the good guys.

>>171006115
yes I am shut up do you not see my neon anime hair?

>>171005896
So? That's not "all the antags".

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>when your killer kudzu grows just right

>>171006286
What I mean is, the game is indeed about killing all the antags when it's malf ai

>>171006557
I disagree. But I accept that you view it that way.

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>>171006528
>when you tide so well sec cant even touch you

>>171006231
>getting screwed by another company makes them evil

It's the free market. NT is just a better company

>>171006715
t. evil tranny

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>>171006528
>when your kudzu wraps you up and injects you.

>>171006631
I definitely agree that it might be dumb anyway that the game ends like that when it's malf ai, so maybe it's just a bad point to make

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>>171006759
>>171006528
>when your kudzu snaps your neck

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>>171006528
>>171006759
>>171006901
>when your kudzu is burnt by some jackass clown

NT is bad, but we have nothing to put them into perspective.

Syndicate station serb when?

>>171006796
I just dislike the fact that people can get away with bombing the AI even if there are casualties, just because the round ended.

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>>171007425
>Everything is literally ghetto.
>You have faulty electronics everywhere
>Nanotransen is trying to take over the station for themselves.
Sounds pretty good, actually.

>>171007425
Nobody is bad, they're all just corporations trying to get the edge over competitors, but NT got it good so the other corporations see it as a threat and band to form the syndicate.
also reminder that Donk Co. is a part of the syndicate and every time you eat donk pockets or support them you are supporting the syndicate.

>>171007762
>Def is an ex-syndi station
Makes sense.

We have hair, we have facial hair.

Tattoos when?

>>171008117
When you flavor text it

>>171008103
>syndicate goodies inside maint
>ghetto deparments everywhere

>>171007762
>>171008103

BRING BACK BERLIN STATION! WEST SIDE COULD BE SYNDICATE!

>>171008145
VG is one of the only servers to remove flavor text.

The admins are so shit despite there being 2x more than is needed

>>171007961
Anyone that sends deathsquads to kill their own employees is objectively bad.

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>Vox will never be tarder-locked
>Grays will never be antag-locked
>skeletons will never be dissolve-locked
>Plasmamen will never be fucking removed from the code
JUST

>>171008352
Even if it's to prevent a universe destroying blob?

>>171008398
>no skeleton mage tower
>no skeleton wizard chess
>no skeleton post-death comfytimes
>no skeleton spell research station
shit post
apply yourself

>>171008398
>Vox will never be tarder-locked
But they already are tarders in the lore, and played by retards.

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DIONA AS BOTANY PLANT ONLY
VOX TRADER ONLY
GREYS REMOVED
SKELETONS REMOVED
PLASMAMEN REMOVED

ADD MARTIANS

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>>171008608
>lore

>>171008538
>someone liked the idea enough to remember the details of it
whoah

>>171008716
Not all lore is made up on spot

>tfw you want to appeal a ban but deep down you know you deserve it
5:00 AM spess is never a good idea

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>>171008805

>>171008821
>tfw you want to appeal a ban but you haven't finished your 3 month playtime on TG

>>171008985
>3 month
mine is only a 3 day, good luck with that buddy

>>171008805
It says right here in the lore "go back to bay"

>>171005643
>if you're one click away from welderbombing the area around you and an admin asks 'what are you doin mate' they're shit

fuck off greytide

Idea:
We take setting from Rimworld, we make a colony that is raided from time to time by either pirates or tribals.
No cloning or cryo, no free chemicals, have to trade for cool shit.

Used to play SS13, but playing 2-3 hours doing the same shit with no funs happenings killed it for me.

>>171006673
electro emoti-dogs when

>>171009046
I never came from bay.

>somebody posts an opinion on github I disagree with
>decide against arguing my point fairly and honestly
>spam them with every emoji vote instead

>>171009096
Never played lifeweb and it's not perfect, but it's not purely bad by the sound of it
Might be worth giving it a shot just to see if it's fun for a bit

>>171009096
Hopefully we get some prayermins that are actually worth a damn, then you might think differently about boring rounds. I would apply but I'm coming off a few months break so I need to catch up on a few prs, also can't really compete with NEETs who can be online everyday.

>>171009096
Implementation: Start coding it and we'll see how far you get.

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>>171008398
>remove plasma men

y tho

>>171009608
Anyone who gets a round start space suit should be sent off station

>>171009583
Answer:not very far at all

>>171009749
Such is life.

Readd flavor text when? Correct it so it vanishes when disguised and or husked.

>you'll never see that guy raise by condors again

>>171010334
>le "what a bitch"

>>171010334
People were using it like a forum signature and not to separate their character's visage from a simple 32 x 32 sprite. It's honestly not worth the work fixing it.
t. medRP fag with an actual flavor text.

>close application from one player but nobody else's
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=3630

Metaclub!

>>171010691
It's a meme application

>>171010691
>Memegenerator
Paint I expected better from you.

>>171010691
>RFultra
Who?

>>171011332
Emilia, the most cute waifu ever.

>>171011128
So was dorkson0 but that wasn't closed
So was Strawberrytan but that wasn't closed

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>>171011332
Emilia the shit lord memer waifu

>>171011438
What's your ckey?

>>171011518
What's your ckey?

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>tfw wanna prayermin app
>tfw not actually that active on the server anymore despite shitposting in the thread and commenting on github pretty regularly
>tfw not sure if should app because of that

>>171010691
You got told No to admin, what makes you think they would say yes to prayermin?

Post a flavor text and others try to guess the static. Here's an easy one.

>Everybody wants to know. Who. Is. That. Girl?

>>171011676
Kammerjunk

>>171011676
Probe1

>>171011763
Bill?

>autistic wannabe catgirl

>>171011958
Rin?

>>171011958
if you mean me, morena, i never had a flavortext. but i remember seeing that one around.

>>171010691
That's a pretty funny application desu

>>171012151
>gets told to leave the community if you want to get unbanned
>lingers in the thread, forum and discord

>Chemicals used for reproduction and spitting neurotoxin.

how spit neurotoxin as borer?

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>tfw I save dragan from I don't know what
>give drunk lawyer a second lease on life from being thrown in perma by psychotic sec.

>>171012504
you need to be a groin borer

>warden accidentally hits someone with a fire extinguisher while trying to pepper spray
>arrest him just like everyone else

>>171011763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoUCyrg5Syo

>>171012538
>when you make a guy attack your office like four times while still doing your actual job

>>171012405
i'm not in the discord
and i don't care what pain says, i'll stay around if i want to. i like ss13 and this is a place to talk about ss13.
i already accepted that i wont be getting unbanned so i'll just stick around for a while!
stop bringing this stuff up

>>170974760
You have to change the "Activation message" value to your new message. You were probably changing "Recording activation message", which determines whether the voice analyzer will remember the next thing it hears as the activation message. Muting just causes the assembly to no longer make any noise when its activation message changes.

>>170974890
You need to have all the required assemblies lying on the same turf to work. You can't create materials from nothing

>Host randomly dies
>He's having an earthquake IRL
>Radstorm
>Shuttle called

That was worrying. Borer is pretty fun although I feel arm was the wrong choice for a doctor. I was gonna do sec first but couldn't get through their armor

>>171012623
>tfw borer climbs inside your urethra to nest close to your prostate

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>>171012538
>borgs are on robocop
>sec going absolutely fucking bananas
>get told to stop making borgs
>start building them faster instead, and upgrade them too

God I need to play robotics more often.

>It's a round where your character is just having a really shitty day
>Meaning you have to play your character as being extremely salty when in reality you aren't that salty.

Although pepper-spraying prisoners for no good reason is a little shit.

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>>171012789
Hi avada.
please stop.

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>break into multiple areas and try to loot morgue
>Break into HoP office for some gloves
>Make multiple spears because I want a sharp one
>Get arrested because detective found cable cuffs i found in maintenance I picked up and dropped

>watch four or five humans walk into some plasmaman's plasma atmosphere autismcave
>most of them weren't even wearing suits and got fucked up by the plasma
>at least one of them died
But why?

>>171013102
kill yourself for even comparing me to a waifufag you weebshit

>>171012151
I hope you get unbanned morena!

>>171013140
it's a reference to when avada earpussy borer

i'm tired, just put those words in the right order

>>171013140
>posting degenerated shit
>complaining about people calling you out


>implying your not Avada.

>>171013272
thank you but it's ok probe and pain really hate me

>>171013123
"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me". Anonymous Greytider, 26th Century

>>171013338
>avada earpussy borer
STOP

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>>171013810
What's wrong anon-kun, don't want your ear canal lubed up and your brain mounted?

>>171014046
>your brain mounted?

would this eventually lead into mental domination? if so, I'm in

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>>171014046
>tfw you'll never have a borer literally mindfuck you.

>>171013612
Aurx is headmin, not pain.

>>171014252
Pain is like pseudo-headmin because Aurx doesn't come around and pain was basically doing the equivalent of raising another man's child

>>171014252
aurx is never here and just does what pain says anyway

>>171014345
>>171014371
Pain will not be admin by April

>>171014526
that won't get anyone who got banned unfairly by pain unbanned

>>171014526
>the end is nigh
>judgement day is coming
>you will meet the love of your life

>>171012684
you will never be unbanned you erping shitbag

>>171014627
You don't understand, I have enough evidence to get the entire admin team thrown in gay baby jail.

>>171014046
No, the problem is that I was the borer and you degenerates can't stop mentioning it

>>171014794
ill erp with you if you be nice
>>171014821
cool

>>171014939
but how can you erp with me if you're banned?

>>171014821
lol

one day while andy was masturbating, woody got wood.

>>171015013
well its silly to erp on the server, dummy

>>171015081
then I have no interest

>>171014913
I thought you were getting mad at me for comparing you to that waifufag

You waifufag.
>I'm not avada fuck off
>quit mentioning this thing that I, not avada, didn't do.

>>171015195
so you want to get banned too???

MrPain, enjoy your admin whilst it lasts.

The clock is ticking...

>>171009718
>round start spacesuit shit again
Let's list them shall we?
Vox
Plasmamen
Engineers
Atmos Techs
CE
Captain
Miners
Scientists
Security
QM
Anyone with EVA access
And let's not forget the various types of robust, non-standard EVA gear.

Frankly if you don't have a spacesuit you're in the minority.

>>171015272
I have a feeling that mr.pain is going to clockblock you and your info.

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>>171015034
GO ON

hey guys i just had a sick idea. so ss13 is supposed to orbit a gas giant right. what if we had an atmospheric station 13?

>Station is in the upper regions of the atmosphere of a gas giant, instead of sparkly parallax stars there's layers of colorful clouds depending on the gas composition of the current Z-layer
>Stepping outside of the station and letting go of supports without a jetpack sends you flying into the lower Z-levels, which basically means instant unrecoverable death
>Around the station are 6 "Force Generators", 3x3 machines that much like an AME can't be moved and are responsible for keeping the station floating over the gas giant.
>Entire station resides in different z-layers depending on how many force generators are active on the station, from the bridge the captain can reposition the station to different Z-layers by turning off and on generators
>At lower levels, the pressure of the gas and composition changes, and at the lowest level it's tens of thousands of KPA of extremely hot pure plasma
>Gas miners only work when the corresponding gas exists on your current Z-layer
>Traitors can have an objective to steal a power core from one of the force generators, raiders can have an objective to steal all of them, crashing the station with no survivors
>Instead of nuke ops there's boarders who will either try to destroy all the force generators to sink the station or just set off the nuke like always, but they don't get any bombs
>Instead of an asteroid outpost the mining and research shuttles are outfitted with drills that take them into the deeper layers of the gas giant where the walls are solidified plasma

>>171015238
I'm not even the first guy being replied to, I just want people to stop mentioning the earpussy thing.

>>171005279
What do I have to do with this?

>>171015292
You forgot paramedics

>>171015420
great now we just need a willing mapper and a few coders

>>171015420
>orbit a gas giant
No it orbits a star i'm pretty sure

>>171005467
Nevill has a serious problem with being able to stop himself from playing the game. He did it knowing full well I was on and knowing full well what I'd do so the decision to play the game was no longer in his hands.

People have issues letting go of spess sometimes.

Pain's reign is over..

>>171015420
when
you
code
it
faggot

>>171015627
>realise spess is consuming me
>ahelp "permaban me please"
>stop playing

it's fucking ez, there's no need to pop welders

>>171015876
Ha. He's done that before. He asked for it to be lifted before.

>>171015792
>>171015619
>>171015576
can i at least write down my idea and put it in the "WHEN YOU CODE IT AND MAP IT" vault with all the other map ideas

>>171015876
You can get self requested bans lifted pretty easy.

>>171015951
oh

Well then I'm glad I didn't have as much spacediction as him

I'm being serious, pain is done for. You won't be laughing in 7 days.

>>171016153
lol

>>171016153
kek

>>171016264
>>171016214
>yfw 2hotdogs kills pain irl

>>171016153
jej

>>171016153
this is really funny already, nothing is gonna happen though

>>171016129
At least he acknowledged it and wanted to change his life even if he had to go pretty far to force himself to accept it.

>>171016346
It'd just be one autist with his glorious 1,000,000 folded nippon steel weebstick vs another autist with a fucking banana peel and a bike horn.

>>171016091
Sure, buddy.

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>>171016214
>>171016264
>>171016373
>>171016375
17 minutes ago when I said I will deadmin pain you laughed at me, well I have to say. You aren't laughing now are you?

>>171016647
lol

>>171016647
why are you posting ashley

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>>171016647
keksimus maximus

>>171016647
HEHEHHOEOOAGH

FUK NT!!!

>>171016647
XD

>>171016994
Security, get this man out of here.
Take him to brig for "questioning".

>>171015016
>>171015406
>>171016214
>>171016264
>>171016373
>>171016375
>>171016673
>>171016757
>>171016832
>>171016921
>>171017026
Screencapped. See you next month to collect your tears.

>>171017172
don't post ashley she belongs to me

>>171017172
but you said 7 days

>>171017584
Shh....
Let him have his moment of glory.

>>171017584
I will delay my reveal one day for every post that doubts me.

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>>171016994
Luv NT

>>171017782
When are you gonna fix your PR and get that shit fukken merged
We need it

>>171017965
When I feel like it my man, my repo was previous to koliths meme tg action figures so it conflicted, ill delete my fork or someshit, remake the balloon and ask sonix again how to pr.

One day.

>>171018109
Basically you do what you did, but instead of using Bleeding-Edge (the main branch like a "trunk", should always have clean code that's updated) you make a branch (that you can edit and if things go south no worries you still have Bleeding-Edge) and make a PR from that instead.
Should be some guides on it or yeah ask Sonix.

Add JoJo stands to ss13

>>171015627
>>171005467
I let it run it's course, even if I spent 12 hour days playing spess and getting very little sleep inbetween, for a few weeks.

Now I can only come here and shit post

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>>171018342
No

>>171018250
I did anon, I did make a branch, but I really am behind on my repo and it was way way old.

I dont even know how the fuck I did a pr, I though I was making it to my own repo or someshit. Ah well, ill do it later today if I ain't too lazy, any opposition from it being available from the arcade? Personally I think its droptable bloated with shit like the tacticool, crayons and blink toy but its not gucci to alter that shit in a pr too.

>>171012830
>in the timespan it took me to get dragged to the brig, interrogated over nothing, get my surgery tools back, and walk back to robotics you'd already made three more bodies
My only regret is we couldn't fill more.

>>171018602
is this a jojo reference

>>171018489
r i p

>>171018342
Some server has stands that fuck people up, forgot what they are called.>>171018489

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>>171015420
Like this?

>>171018489
Are you a neet? 12 hours a day is a lot

>>171019492
YES

>>171019978
I work as needed through temp agencies and am very very frugal so I don't need to work all year.

This gives me tons of free time. Most of which is spent boozing, playing video games and coding. But mostly boozing.

>>171020963
None of these are my waifu
that's a flaw

>>171020963
(you) are the flaw

>>171020963
All too large.

>>171013435
>complaining about "degeneracy"
Facebook is that way.

is the admin bwoink sampled in re-rewind by the artful dodger and craig david???

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>>171021313
I concur

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For the guy that wanted that one league of legos edit

Sorry I couldn't finish it the same day, I went to bed after I finished the first panel. Still open to requests, but bare in mind I'm not the greatest artist
I also use a mouse to draw these.

>>171021313
>>171021563
Reica is AA you pedos, go enjoy her.

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>>171021353
>I can just post whatever spergy shit I want and you don't get to call me names

>>171021563
hi S___

>>171021691
Facebook is that way.
You don't belong to 4chan, leave for your own well-being.

>>171021790
cute!

>>171021729
blow me

>>171021869
BORGS ARE ROGUE, BLOW THEM

>>171021592
Pick a merged content PR from the last three weeks and draw something relating to that feature.

We need some feature publicity.

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>Spend all round trying to convert the conference room to a home/bar
>Shuttle is called, putting on finishing touches
>Crush comes in, opens doors, all the items go flying, blood gets on the floor, I think all is ruined
>At the last moment, a cultist I'd been kind to earlier in the round runs through my home, tosses me some soap and says "you were good to me"
>Stay in comfort

>cult
>bombs
enjoy the spicy one

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>>171021592
Fucking top tier anon

>>171021563
hi niggly

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>>171022384
end round I was finally able to get a customer

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>>171021592
top tier god bless

>cult
>every other starting cultist that I meet seems to be super new, try to help them learn but then leave worried about doing objectives
>every new convert doesn't really want to do cult stuff because they're also new at it
>a plan flukes and the core of the cult is arrested and deconverted
>one of those cultists who were given no tome and told to stay low because they didn't feel like doing cult magic explodes a bomb in the middle of the station
great

>>171022770
>9%

>join midround as sec

>no stun batons or stun guns in the locker room
>half of the crew are "captains" and have full access

>>171022987

bomb wasn't even supposed to blow up, i'm sorry cultbros

>been playing for some time
>able to do every job somewhat well by now
>Still no idea how cult works

>>171023115
why do we keep having 90 captains?

>>171022384
How do you build this shit? It looks nothing like the starting room, so where the fuck does all the stuff come from?

>>171023178
it's like revs but with big daddy and magic paper instead of flash

>>171022770
>bcup
>not at least Dcup

>>171022770

I'm gonna marry her!

When will coders do something about the code's file size?


Soon enough we'll be getting over 100Mb patches through Byond's terrible download speed.

>>171023174
>bomb wasn't even supposed to blow up
Than why make a bomb, especially during cult?

>>171023352
I just sagged stuff from ghetto bar, cargo, and the dorms. The carpet and wood were already there, and then it's just a matter of knowing how to build individual things. It's not thati mpressive or anything though, there's much better

>>171023627
>Than

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>cult
>bomb blew
>no ban

>>171023178
Read the wiki.

>>171023178
It's literally not rocket science
>someone does research through simple trial and error
>stun people, drag em over convert runes
>make stun papers if you consider yourself to be a super pro
>every other rune is a luxury you can use depending on the situation

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This is my waifu.

>>171023715
WAHHHHHH! In da wules book it say no bomb in cuwt! I'M TELLING ON YOU!

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>>171023715
Sorry the investigation took so long, but I honestly have no idea what happened. I went through every signaler in the game, included the nullspaced ones and the ones in z2, but only two of them had fingerprints. I went through the hrefs to check for *any* mention of a remote signaler (because that's what the bomb had) but there was no hit anywhere near the detonation at 12:20:41. There wasn't much more I could do at that point, having not witnessed the explosion myself.

>>171024057
I wanted orange! It gave me lemon-lime.

>>171024023
>involuntile
what

>>171013115
>>Make multiple spears because I want a sharp one
Don't spears always deal the same damage?

>>171023178
Research is about making random words and then examining the rune, if you find out about word, you can put translation in the book, you can copy the translation on other books, if I remember well.
About converting: you stun the bastard and drag over convert rune. People with loyalty implants cannot be converted.

>>171024464
there's 5 tiers of spears
>useless
0~5 force
>dull
5~9 force
>sharp
11~19 force
>exceptional
20~27 foce
>legendary
29~infinity force

>>171024464
No. shards randomly have different force upon creation and plasma shards have the best force

>>171024057
Bait

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>Sawbones plugging his ears and calling any argument against the Cabal PR a logical fallacy

I'm getting massive lag whenever I join any server.
How do I get rid of it?

>>171025268
>admits to ignoring other posts by saying all he hears is "white noise"

>>171025268
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/slippery-slope

>>171025268

Because slippery slopes are a logical fallacy. Are you denying that?

>>171025227
you can also randomize a shard's damage by throwing it at a wall

>>171025549
>>171025547
The slippery slope fallacy is a fallacy, but slippery slopes are not inherently fallacious.

>>171025880
Ah, so in this case the logical fallacy isn't a fallacy but a truth.

>>171025880
falliciate this
*spreads ass cheeks*

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>>171025547
>>171025549
You imply that because it is a fallacy then it must be inherently false.

>>171025952
I don't if it's used correctly by Sawbones or Yclat and I don't haven't read enough of the PR to be able to care. Slippery slopes are not inherently fallacies.

>>171026084
It's a buzzword at this point

>>171026146
Your mother was on the slippery slope of my dick last night

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>>171024023

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>>171025952
Actually, yes, slipery slopes in ss13 have been confirmed to be true. Sawbones is underage and thinks that just because he took basic philosophy classes he knows when something is wrong or not.

how make 1 tank bombs

>>171026253
Oh look it's the "Kolithbonesharse" trying to derail the conversation

>>171026383
the conversation was retarded from the start dude

>>171025178
How do you tell the difference?

how do you talk into your headset without other people hearing you, whisper?

>>171026541
When you headset talk you automatically whisper

Whispers can be heard within 1 tile

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Could we fucking STOP pretending that vox are anything but disgusting trash vultures
if you like that then that's great and you're valid but stop pretendign they're SUGOI SO KAWAI DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU cartoon birds fuck OFF

>>171026641
autism

>>171026641
>stop acting like things are the anime version of [anything]

Do you know where you are faggot?

>>171026525
they'll be named differently

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>>171026710
>>171026793
furfag SHITTERS
non antag vox were a terrible mistake
traders are only BARELY acceptable

>>171023531
when you _______ it

>>171026793
>being a furry
Do you know where you are faggot?

Who

/tgstation/

here?

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>>171026641
>>171026859

>>171026641
you can't make me not be kawaii, baka

>>171026859
autism

>>171026875
get that janky shit outta here

>>171026641
>>171026859

Birds are okay, anon. They give some flavor to the game instead of generic self-insert human

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>>171026875
I'd play more often if I didn't get a shitmountain of lag every time I start Dream Seeker