sc2

brahma

haha i sure do like sc2

did you guys see that new star craft 2 terran update about marines hahhaahh boy wow great change blizzard bravo

aiur is a planet in the starcaft univrese :) the protoss homeworld

seems like we must construct additional pylons :/

we require more vespaine gas

*ladders*

In recent weeks, we've been assessing several slight changes to Multiplayer balance. As we've stated before, our overall goal in doing this has been to reach a place of ultimate gameplay stability, enabling players to truly master the game's many units, builds, strategies, and metagames. After seeing how these changes should affect the game, and continuing to monitor known areas for improvement, we're prepared to move forward today with several minor changes to Multiplayer balance which we hope will shift the game more towards our goal. Thank you for all your feedback over the past few months in helping come up with these changes.

Terran

Reaper
KD8 Charge cooldown increased from 7 seconds to 14 seconds
Widow Mine
Splash damage +shield bonus reduced from +40 to +25

Zerg

Hydralisk
Health increased from 80 to 90
Corruptor
Movement speed changed from 4.1343 to 4.725
Acceleration speed changed from 3.675 to 4.2
Parasite Spore weapon damage point changed from .1193 to .0446

hahaha zerglins :)))))))

in other news this dude on ices stream is pretty cool if all new yorkers are like him i think i might be aight

>>170931528
>damage point changed from .1193 to .0446

WE

ARE

SAVED

>>170931598
shut the f*ck up we only discuss sc2 here

http://www.craveonline.com/design/1229291-jontron-wealthy-blacks-commit-crime-poor-whites

>>170931695
:)

ice's life is like an anime he wanders the world streaming looking for a girlfriend and he forms impromptu bands of merry viewers to assist him while he goes on a big adventure

>>170931947
he could just hit a club namsayin

>>170932086
when he did that in la it was lame as fuck :/ its ten times awesomer watching him figure out the city bike thing

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Use this image as OP next time please.

fuck

a month ban again i guess :(
sc2 :(

really disliking this new marine marauder meta

hmm

how long till next asl

zerglings get little wings when they have speed but they dont do anything because its in space lmao

really chronoboosts your cybernetics core

remember that cinematic from sc or was it bw where those rednecks run over a zergling? good shit

me? i am anything BUT average.

>>170932676
DONT
anime is gay!!

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JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs...

bitnorms...

the fuck is a 'forked chain'

>>170934984
i dont know but it sounds important

good thing i didnt fall for the "buy on dip" meme

im a boy

ummm it's mid march. can we please not have a blizzard?

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>>170934619
Anime is cool. not gay.

>>170935323
+1

>>170935187
lol get owned

is gay anime gay?

guess ill run for president of south korea since everyone else seems to be doing a horrible job

guess ill run for president of america since everyone else seems to be doing a horrible job

>>170935323
cool gay animeme

i feel sick

hmmmm
>>170935485 this works
>>170935613 this doesnt since january of this year

just subscribed to ai-chan
this is sc2-related because there's a bunch of k*reans in the comments

what are we even watching (not the ice loser)

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>GSL Code S 1d 11h

were actually watching the ice loser

https://www.twitch
.tv/hollybombay

tsm legends

>>170936463
omo

https://www.twitch
.tv/motivatemeplz

>>170936598
was irl a mistake

you decide

https://www.twitch
.tv/mmurgen

>>170936693
p sure we already collectively decided it was

>>170936693
its the best thing about twitch rn

>>170931114
sc2

this ones for sickzii

https://www.twitch
.tv/karastarr

>>170937041
lol

that looks so weird

>>170937041
lol....

we should streaem on irl

i wish tinny streamed on irl
remember his photoshop streams.....

tin.....

https://www.twitch
.tv/black_excellence

*boots up camera* okay time to irl

*gets 1700 viewers* heh time to pull out my weener on accident

imagine being interesting enough for hundreds of people to watch and listen to you...

either interesting enough or hot enough......

a hot boy with 3000 viewers....

ice poseidon is helping me get over my social anxiety legit

legit my dudes, legit

7 billion people should listen to me
im serious

gotta appeal to asians somehow

if 7 billion people could listen to ANY single person we'd be much better off

they wouldnt understand a word he was saying rofl

>>170939638
>>170939419
burn in hell globalists

>>170939717
shut up you misfiring neuron your time will come soon enough

seulgi

>>170939790
you will never take me alive, globalist scum
*drinks down a handful of brain force*

>>170939887
+1

gook craft 2

if we can connect 7 billion peoples minds together the world will be such a good place
in fact thats what im gonna do if i ever get to college

yeah right
theres only a tiny minority of people id want to connect brains with. most people are lame as fuck

>>170940000
the world has never been shaped by the majority. the masses left up to themselves dump garbage into sacred rivers and eat 7 times what their body needs to functtion

a single visionary genius is worth every single pleb put together

>>170940000
wrong that's how SATAN takes control of your mind

humanity is great because we're individuals

*snorts a line of bone marrow super male vitality powder* im feelin good ooh baby

im going to merge with machines kill 90% of the population and blast off into alpha centaure

>>170940182
*hides in your suitcase*

take me with too plz

i wanna blast off into a gook or two

keep your mass """intelligence"" global brain bullshit away from me

>>170940253
those fitness gooks omooo

a nip a gook and a stink walk into a bar

people i want to merge brains with
1. hot sugar
2. magnus carlson
3. henry kissenger

*blasts off into alpha centaurish*

>>170940260
*pours a vial of hyper-concentrated global brain bullshit into your drink whilest you were looking away* drink up, your waters getting warm hun :)

>>170940526
yo what the FUCK

perhaps i should buy even more ethereum...

fools
once we merged 7 billion people together there will still be individual consciousness but there will be no more misunderstandings and everyone can know each others feelings
just like khala

in reality though it will only fully reveal the illusion of free will and all will fall into madness and gnashing of teeth

the gnashing of teeth

anyone else avoid reading a book because it was written by a woman?

not rlly

>>170941084
i think the last book written by a woman that i read was fucking harry potter like 10 years ago

>>170941084
yes

dont read books dont even read most of the posts in these threads lol

you better read this post tho or else

>>170941237
lol

>ice has 30,000 viewers

but the /lit/ start with the greeks chart tells me to start with a woman....mythology by edith hamilton....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsLDn7WzsHA

lol

>>170941809
link the original video here
god bless

nvm found the link in comments

inhaled too much smoke
passing out
pray that i dont wake up

>>170942410
i'll pray for you

why is heroin illegal but charcoal brickets are not?

*bears false witness against my neighbor*
hehehe after all those sleepless nights of coveting his ox will finally be mine!

i think you missed a ,

*bears false witness against 170943421*

i made a new online friend...

Un-infested Kerrigan Best Kerrigan

i have absolutely no offline or online friends

just kill me

>>170943990
it was an online game so the chances are its a WHITE MALE

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>>170944058
Anime will always be your friend!

wish i had an internet friend to email with

are there even women authors worth reading tho
*taps noggin*

>>170944207
i don't like anime any more

from : [email protected]
subject : hey man

hey man
whats up

sent at 9:20am march 13th 2017

nm, u?
gotta boogie

gotta boogie,

>>170944420
jk rowling is the only one i know of

from: [email protected]
subject: Re: hey man

doing well. nothing to much going on at the moment however...
how're the wife and kids?

nice talking to ya,
mustlovedogs1989

sent at 7:40 pm (EDT) 3/13/17

>>170944420
flannery o'conner wrote wise blood (which i havent read but ive heard good things about and the synopsis on wikipedia sounded somewhat interesting)

got ab oner again :/

>>170944925
reason?

>>170944998
idk i was just sitting here then it popped up

madara uchiha...

from : [email protected]
subject : Re: hey man

wife wants a divorce :/

leave me alone for a while

sent at 7:41pm march 13th 2017

give me a quick rundown

a gookdown

mama mia

alright i'll get that rundown to you... later... today...

i read most of that post
i dont like retards either

Topic Locked: do not necro old threads

google search only in dreams bass tabs

when i was a kid i was put in daycare with a bunch of other kids and a couple of retards and we were all playing with these hard plastic yellow pipes, like playing swordfighting you know? and there was this small sort of terraced pit / auditorium thing in the corner of the daycare building where the kids would sit and watch movies and at the time we were playing at the bottom of that little pit area. some retard grabbed one of the yellow pipes and lept from the top step all the way down to the bottom and cracked me over the head with it. no reason for it, he's just a stupid monkey animal who for some bizarre reason is allowed to be in the same room as human beings and he almost killed me. i've hated retards ever since. i wish they would all be gassed and anyone who birthed one as well

i wish i was never born

what the fuck is this thread 999 replies and not a single post about sc2 OMG

starcraft 2...

*/dance*s

member when vg had 1000post autosage

/pizza

https://www.twitch
.tv/iamcheongcho

this is really sexual
lets report the stream and make sure normies dont start liking gooks

/dies

going to wake up early tomorrow then buy ice cream and nachos...

/ghost rides the whip

>>170947220
+1
she's only worth watching when she's outside not being lewd and not being as obnoxious as ice

it hurts to report her, but its for the greater good

damn pol is all about that jontron destiny shit
heres my contribution
>>>/pol/116514184

/:

gone sexual

>>170947730
cute norweenie boy~

>>170947220
shes so baiting donations and camwhoring like crazy

but for some reason it feels more ok because her english is so so and probably culture differences

>>170947220
normies already loves gooks though. everyone goes through their yellow fever phase at some point in their life

Destiny is a good debator? Friends mentioned him today

>>170948273
phone

phone :/

phone :|

i still like jontron :\

Phone :D

i only like jontron more since recent events :)

destiny becomes such a submissive cuckster when he debates people like shkreli and ryan

he made himself look like an idiot tho :/

never watched jontron
never cared for him
but now i like him :O

eww you guys like boys??

>>170948478
deus vult

>>170948552
no

were into pawgs here

xD we are the alt-right :)
*opens /pol/ catalog* ahhh home sweet home
*posts a frog* my people will appreciate this pepe :)

dunkey is for low iq pea brains :)

>>170948670
*pepes* my people need me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieb_wL_T3C0

we like the SC2 national champion aris here right?

ive been depressed so long i probably am a pea brain

ahahaha kek wills it!!!!! shombilay~~~~

>>170948670
unironically good post

*tunes in to stephen colbert show*
ah yes, time for some news

>>170948531
do you think he's learned since then? shkreli just outstarred the fuck out of him and he was completely dazed by his eyes
the other guy was spewing incorrect facts all day and destiny had no idea that they were wrong

since most norms are poltards these days i guess i have to be left wing now
*tips menorah*

*worships buddah*
heh, i guess you could say im not your mainstream norm

>>170949110
+1

im a cop dont you ever try that in my house again
whats up lord chat room hot dogs for this guy right here

>>170949369
that's my name

oh my god going to bed early is so boring
like there's a good 6 hours of me time left but i wanna try a new habbit of going to bed at a normie time
what a waste

>>170949427
hi

we should start a grunge band
im thinkin its gonna make a comeback, gotta be at the forefront of this movement

ocean grunge...
heck yeah!

define grunge

its sort of like crust punk but with a lame emo twist

*concedes*

opulent grungestone

ok sounds really cool count me in
i cant play any instruments tho

that gook should just stream on chaturbate

me neither
i'll learn piano though

im gonna learn more of FL studio tonite ....

ill play the tamborine

i just wanna travel in space

I'll play the jav

ok but very important
whos gonna do drums?
i aint freakin doin it

yeah itd be so cool to be able to breath in space and accelerate indefinitely super fast so you could explore the universe

>>170950097
but then again it wouldnt be that cool really

im more into not moving
static is a good word to describe me
a static boy

static boys
band name

>>170950254
sounds good i vote aye

a grunge band without a guitarist?

heh.. i guess you guys need me to do it then..

heh...............................................

>>170950323
ya sure you got what it takes?

i mean i can probably master any instrument a nigger can play in like a week tops

i can play the bongos

wish i was dead

>>170950562
*hands you egg shakers*

not me im a happy boy

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>>170950562

been trying to force this elroy meme but it's not catching on :/

>>170950649
sorry i just have no idea what elroy is supposed to be

i call them elroys all the time

>>170950649
dont give up...im doing it too

>>170950742
elroy

i started drinking again

umm o_O
whats an scv o_o;;

>>170949278
atpRtsd1 atpRtsd2
atpRtsd3 atpRtsd4

>>170950641
rofl im pretty sure i made this reaction image a few years ago

>>170950885
dumb cartoon girl happy meal is for kids

*jerks off*

>>170950967
oh my!

>>170950981
i dont know dude
like cheese burger meal is the exact same price but it doesnt have the toy
why would you ever take a cheese burger meal over a happy meal?

>>170950882
scv = stinky cartooner virgin

>>170951143
who takes a cheese burger meal
im underweight af and a single cheese burger doesnt fill me up
big mac is a minimum

shut. UP.

double cheeseburgers....

stop talking about food youre making me hungry i dont want to overeat again

incontrol...

>>170951320
burgers...

*eats a really big bowel of orange soup*

anyone ever try those facebook cooking vids ?

heaping bowels of orange soup...

don't even have facebook

do you eat a bowel of orange soup with a spoon

most soups are eaten with a spoon

>>170951567
obviously?

what about asian soups

>>170951567
>>170951645
>>170951683
bowls are literally designed so you don' t have to use a spoon, idiots. i bet you never watched emperor's new groove

>>170951758
in our local chink restaurants they give us funny shaped spoons for their soups
idk if thats the standard tho

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Please go listen to Everything Will Flow by Brett Anderson in the album "Live at Union Chapel". The live version is just too beautiful.

>>170951856
slut

bad post ^

>>170951856
no i dont think i'll do any of that thank you

not really a fan of singer-songwriter alt rock sry

nah im gonna listen to some ignorant hip hop instead

*listens to it*
yawn pretty boring

please listen to migos - bad and boujee feat. lil uzi vert

yaaaaaawwn im getting sleepy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UMjepS36-M
is this still considered n*gger music

>>170951856
okay ill give it a shot

>>170951993
now this i can get into
a modern virtuoso. the picasso of sound

i'd rather listen to what that phone shitter anime retard recommended than black people music

so i went into the garage and saw my parents had laid out my only pair of dress pants that i own and could ever use to get a job... are laid out on the ground for one of the cats to use as a bed...

remember when ppl hyped up tpab and it turned out realllllly mediocre

>>170952104
this is pretty good
i like this

jazz is the only acceptable nigger music

>>170952242
no

>>170952316
jazz is shit too fuck you

i hate jazz

i consider people who enjoy nigger music (especially rap) as inferior to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifi9M7DRazI

anthony gaytano gave it a 10 and pitchfork gave it bnm despite it being utterly forgettable and mediocre
altho pitchfork always gives whatever fotm nigger music is out bnm

>>170952372
same but i liked this one someone posted on destiny's website a while ago https://soundcloud.com/osvelit/destiny-composition-challenge

same
i use it as a retard filter

ahh yes i too can only enjoy the same music i did when i was 16
*listens to tool & nine inch nails for the 50000th time*

well i made it about 3/4th of the way through groundhog day before falling asleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c87ARHzyO4k

retard filter

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post those music players boys

xiuxiu is literally hipster tier
it doesnt fall under my retard filter, but its definitely in my pretentious filter

wwe raw tonight

get in here

http://taima.tv/r/wooo

https://youtu.be/Rjq1-sg15rc

excuse me but this song has a 4 figure compatability spikes, never seen before with extreme likeability.

havent listened to it yet but im gonna tonight i just wanna listen to oshin since i really like it

we stare at the wall in silence here

other retard filters :
uses smart phone a lot
likes comic book movies
talks about jordan basketball shoes
eats fast food every day whilest also complaining about being poor
drives a used mini van

>>170953095
appreciate this post

>>>/pol/116508609

lol

>>170953157
>uses smart phone a lot
literally me
>likes comic book movies
not me
>talks about jordan basketball shoes
not me
>eats fast food every day whilest also complaining about being poor
not me
>drives a used mini van
not me

damn u tripped his 'tard filter :\

found a retard

https://youtu.be/KN6AV-NsGVA

im not a retard by those filters

as kierkegaard once said, "

".

destiny hit the jackpot with this jontron debate
even fgg is talking about him

ahem
whats fgg

do you agree music is something thats owned by to all human

fgg = friendly gaming gals

>>170953934
fighting game general

i do
fgg is the fighting game general on vg

fgr

oh no wonder i didnt know that
i dont care about nigger games

hehe my /vg/ anime home thread has never mentioned destiny
get fucked

yeah im sure "/llsifg/" totally doesnt talk about destiny

this is my home thread currently
probably gonna move on in a few months tho, its been real cats :/

>>170953941
sounds something a libshit would say
so no

haha okay stop stalking me it's really weird

im homeless

u think they talk about destiny in the destiny (ps4 game) general o_O

poor little scvees...scattered all across the world...

>>170954553
lol

>>170884035
haha wow what a shit thread

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>>170954682
Sometimes they act exactly like you people here. I wonder why.

>>170954682
just looked at a couple of their pics
damn, nips <<<<<< gooks
their nips literally look retarded

well trust me,
im not going back to that thread ever
EVER!!!!!!!
EVAR!!!11111

>>170954913
the convergent evolution of shitposting!

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actually fuck off retards

we like retarded looking nips

but heres the really important question
are our himaqts talking about shitstiny

>>170954913
kys

>>170955005
just leave we dont want you here

why do people like moe garbage

i doubt the himas ever go outside their own website
theyre like the hamster anime girl but without the good side o_0

post some good nico x maki yuri stuff

>>170955005
no please stay!

so ive noticed that my hangovers are going to last the same amount of time no matter if i have 6 drinks or 11.. its the intensity of the hangover that differs...

if only there actually was any

>>170955558
how about that water

are we gonna move to ifunny after sc2 gets purged from vg

>>170955782
just go to srg

>>170955776
i drink plenty of water while im drinking. have multivitamins, magnesium, b-complex before and after drinking. drink gatorade and v8 after to replenish and im still in pain

hell no that crazy guy spams bird images and trannies

>>170955905
i'm sorry guy
genes are just mean like that

i lurk srg as well tbf (to be forthright)

>>170955905
maybe youre just developing liver problems

i thought we were gonna meet up in rhythm games general on /jp/ to discuss our next move when we get officially ousted from vg

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>>170955280
But HonoNico is canon

jani is a lazy cunt sc2 will never die

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>>170955280

both are pretty good options

>>170956230
what do you mean its canon it cant be
it HAS to be nico x maki otherwise its fucking shit

woah-ho there buddy
this is a no anime zone

who would win in a fight scarlett or narcissa?

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>>170956554
>>170956230
hello fucking excuse me but i posted rinmaki the absolute canon ship ever
but of course a stupid scv would be a nico maki crack shipper

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>>170956648

https://youtu.be/_E2x0tT7sLY?t=1640

omo......

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jp girls...

>>170956769
are those boys...

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>>170956769
About that

check out the schnoz on that one

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omo.. this should be a good one...

>>170956876
nice butts!

>>170956769
uhhh see if i care idiot
from every yuri manga i read rin is dumb as a fucking rock
nico x maki is the only correct pairing and the number of fan made managas reflects this

man that is just disgusting

tried to focus and do something for 8 consecutive hours without distractions
mission failed

>>170957304
now try doing it for 10000 hours
donald knuth could so why cant you

>>170957304
its important to take breaks every so often or youll lose productivity!

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>>170956929
hmm true makirinpana is actually more canon actually

>>170957145
nico maki is so forced and boring

>>170957337
back to square one ;-;

>>170957358
true..it's so hard to purge horrible habits

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS GIRL IS LIKE 5'2"

>>170957985
tfw 5 11
not that it matters at all tho

>>170957985
what do you call a girl over 130

FAT

oh no a girl doesn't find me attractive what will i do 0_0

>>170957985
you can say for any feature

what do you call a guy with a failing liver?
me

can they fix it?

they can fix anything with a bit of ductape

its like i want to get drunk and have that drunk feeling again but its like trading 2-3 hours of fun for 10+ hours of pain

ahh not worth it

beer is so bitter i dont know the point drinking it

you do this like every night, how do you not already know your limit

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En Taro cuisine!

>>170958805
theres no tradeoff. i can either have fun getting really drunk and then pay for it the next day or not have fun getting drunk

how is getting drunk in your room alone really fun 0_ 0

back from the gym

today was legs, back, and bis

based jericho

YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

>>170959102
it's the most fun thing
you can just be yourself
listen to loud music
laugh at everything
play online video games
it's really great....

all this talk is making me want to drink x_x

>>170959102
it makes everything more fun. i dont even listen to music anymore unless ive been drinking

*nonchalantly brings up prostate masturbation in our conversation*
hehe you guys are gross... but if you're all doing it then i'll try too i guess x_X

it just makes me really horny then sleepy

anal masturbation only feels good if you're actually gay. don't fall for the meme

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omo..

remember to lube up or else you'll get some wicked hemrrhoids (like me)
really, you don't want these.

>>170959578
is this from a joi vid

>>170959736
did you like it...

>>170959578
she looks 35 years old at least
no thanks

Last chance! Save up to 50% on StarCraft II until 3/15, 10 am PST

at least post someone pretty like alexa bliss

>>170959578
is that a tranny

inhaled a bunch of smoke again
fumes flooding my respiratory tract...getting very woozy
i hope i dont make it

>>170960546
i'm not that guy
im back & i'm really stoned and havent posted since around lunchtime

guys, remember rip in peace? lol

rip in piss lol

rip in pepperonis :)

tight gooky butts...

>>170962495
wwydtt....