Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

I'm butts

Isn't it about time for Probe's shitposting hour?

waifus, waifus, waifus

ugh

Post your
>main job
>favorite song

>>170929207
no

>>170928903
>no last time
Might as well just remove it, anyway. Nobody ever puts anything of worth in it

>>170929207
assistant
earth angel

>>170929207
No

Ion Pistols when?

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Post admins you like
Post admins you hate

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>>170930761
fuck them and fuck their slow as balls underwater section even if the trial and the suspense underwater were very atmospheric and cool

how do you put yourself out when on fire?

>>170930761
When are we adding selkath race?

>>170930959
Resist

>>170930959
target head and click on self with fire extinguisher
REMEMBER TO TURN ON THE SAFETY OR YOU'LL HIT YOURSELF INSTEAD OF SPRAYING YOURSELF

I wish Rail would date me.

>>170931017
don't listen to this guy

what you have to do is put on a space blanket. this extinguishes the fire.

>>170931529
don't listen to these dumbasses

just drink some thermite instead

>>170931525
I want to spend an afternoon with Rail! I bet she would be nice to get to know !

>>170930959
Just get an atmos suit and you can pretty much walk around on fire forever.

>>170930959
Put your plasmaman suit back on.

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>>170933184
angelite

>>170933184
Do people still care about Angelite after the whole Lifeweb stuff?

>>170933337
explain

>>170933367
Angelite called /vg/ a mega shit and joined Lifeweb's community, even though not much later came back and started talking shit about Lifeweb instead

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How 2 cure crippling loneliness with ss13

>>170933479
Whew

>>170933493
meet me in dorms at 12:25

>>170933493
no, meet ME in dorms at 12:20

>>170933479
>called /vg/ a mega shit
well we are

what's the residue resp damage after lung transplantation?

>>170933524
What do you expect from a super sperg who grooms underage boys

>>170933493
Meet me in the dorms at 12:22.

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>>170933493
meet me dorms 12:05 cheap rates no vox

>>170933524
What do you expect from a nigger?

>>170933889
>Chase was underage, mentally unstable and lonely
>Angelite led him on for months and fucked him up more

>>170933964
>no vox
>posts an image of a japanese bird

>>170931740
ugh

>>170933493
meet me dorms 12:04 expensive rates
only male vox

>>170933964
Hi rin

>>170934036
Kinda fucked up if you think about it, Angelite knew something was wrong with him but went along until it was past the point of no return

>>170933648
>>170933846
>>170933909
>>170933964
>>170934081
I don't want erp, just be my friend

>>170934119
I could be Rin for you, but I'm not actually them

>>170934081
I hope you get bird flu

>>170934289
I already got bird fever, baby

>>170933479
Twinks are violently temperamental.

>>170934289
Oh sorry, Reica.

>>170934349
meet me in dorms 16:24

>>170934354
Angelite wasn't a twink, nobody that plays ss13 is. We're all fat and ugly

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>>170934281
in that case bring metal and wood, we build

>>170934363
for you

>>170934451
I may be ugly but I'm not fat. Don't lump me in with your pathetic ass

>>170934451
k hon

>>170934354
>>170934451
Angelite was a fit black dude playing a black pipeslut

>>170934482
Who's the artist anyway?

>Angelite grooms chase
>Angelite moves to lifeweb (pedo game)

The evidence adds up

>>170934752
>pedo game
Pedophilia is punished IC though

>>170934617
Dunno, but the source is on doujins under the name RJ-chan Last Angel

>>170934521
I'm not gay

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>>170934451
>not roleplaying as your true, unadulterated self.
instead of catbeasting waifus, we should make them irreversibly obese, male, and give them an unremovable neckbeard.

>>170934817
>punished IC
just like lube is punished "IC"
Try and stop me while everyone's on the floor

>>170935082
NEET virus symptom when?

Which waifus as the best butt

>>170935082
But Angelite was literally one of the smartest, friendliest players that has ever played here
Not every woman is a waifu, why punish players because NEET faggots drool over their character in game?

>>170935401
Angelite was friendly but not exactly smart.

Not everyone is friendly irl, roleplaying friendly is easy. Roleplaying a convincing human is hard.

>>170935340
Ashe Mallory

>>170935623
>Roleplaying a convincing human is hard.

>grey wearing a mustache
>"how do you do, fellow humans? how about that water? pretty refreshing, huh?

Skinning other players WHEN?

>>170935916
>skin catbeast and wear its skin
>ahelp if anyone starts robusting you

easiest bans of yer life

>>170935916
Forget skinning.
I wanna go scalping.

>>170935785
Angelite Entyshak is not a regular human, they're a fantasy of a weird adult man. Real humans are flawed as shit, Angelite was a Mary sue

>>170935634

Rina Visser

>>170936036
>collecting a necklace of neon haired waifu scalps
FUND IT

>>170936270
what's with this weird obsession with waifus?

>>170936614
They go peacocking with neon hair so it's a nice trophy

>>170935340
Which husbando has the best buttocks

>>170936145
>>170935634
They are litteraly twin sisters.

>>170937325
They are literally being played by the same fat hairy man

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>Roll Scientist, gonna do RnD
>immediately dunked on by another traitor scientist at roundstart

>>170937435
>fluffy fris
>blitzikaze

>>170930959
Drop and roll

Rolling is a secret technique, however. Only granted to space ninjas

>>170938056
More like fatty Chris and bukkake am I right

>>170937295
you

>>170933479
/vg/ is extremelly shit, always thinking they are the best community but they are just a bunch of memes. Lifeweb has better quality of life than this server.

>>170940690
Hi Randy bylat )))))))))

>>170940527
H-hot

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>>170940527
>random capitalization
>telling you what to think about their voice
>telling you what to think about its looks
>not actually telling me anything other than its legs are attached to its body and that it has layered (like a beetle?) armour
2/10 would not erp with, come back when you have a dick module and can also write

>>170940690
Lifeweb is run by slavic drug-addict thieves

>>170940914
If your custom description doesn't share at least a fifth of the vocabulary of a Poe novel, I don't want your e-dick anywhere near my e-orifices.

>>170940825
I can talk about other servers that arent the shitfest that we are. Waifufaggotry, metabuddies, memes IC, zero rp

>>170941074
lifeweb isn't an ss13 server though bucko

>>170941049
>Poe
>Novel
>Vocabulary

who the fuck were you reading nigger?

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>>170941049
Unironically agreed, I need to have to spend more time reading your description than actually typefucking to get my rocks off

>>170941074
please, by all means, name us some

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>CE

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>it was rev the whole time

>>170941231
My favorite common uncommon words to find in custom descriptions are "orbs" and "globes".

Special thanks to the mime, who held the line long enough to power up the emitter and fight back the blob nodes

Was that botonist not an antag?

>>170941502
It's not really applicable to any server other than vore, but stupid names for cum like "ball-crete" are my absolute favourite, I end up on the floor every time I read it

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>>170941702
>ball-crete

>>170941074
hey man the community here can be cancer at times but all the other servers are honestly worse. we have meta buddies fucking around but other servers are OWNED AND RUN by metabuddies 24/7. At least here when you see the usual suspects you can just leave/comeback after a round or two.
and ooc ic is hardly an issue here (unless you count "reee" and "kek" shit which is pennies compared to tg's say"[its okay to looc like this]"
It's the best out of the many evils

>>170941634
One of the three was.

Which non-human playable races would be acceptable to you, /vg/?

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>>170914530
Wasn't me and the extent of my political shitposting has been limited to making the Splashscreen into McNamara for awhile now

>playing chef
>not crafting executioner's sword every round
why?

>>170941997
Why?

>>170941997
why?

>>170941815
Look up the profile "Lenk" on f-list for a wild ride
I genuinely don't understand any of it and I think it's actually well written but I'm not a native speaker so

>>170941929
Tajaran so I can collect my valids

>>170941929
catgirls and catboys

>>170941929
We have enough

>>170941929
IPCs aren't too bad but they don't fit very well here

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>>170941997

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>>170941997
>playing chef
>powergaming

Why come the only vaguely fishlike race in all of SS13 are the Shkrelli? Why can't we ever have Space Deep Ones or crabmen?

>>170941929
Selkath

>>170942394
antag vox are space deep ones

>>170942353
well they put 3 knives and 2 cleavers in a machine for a fucking reason, it's not like you have 3 5 hands

>>170941929
canadamantine golems
boogie burgers
jumbo jambalaya juggernauts
mantinis

>>170941929
SCOOTALOOS

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>>170941815
qt moth race when? Seriously this is just fucking adorable.

>>170941997
how do you make it

>>170942598
Hippie had them, but replaced them with flies.

>>170942257
It'd be worth a shot collecting them ingame.

If you emag one they pretty much act like a subverted borg.

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>>170942519
>playing chef
>not having 8 hands

>>170942598
>QT
that's why it's a never, EVER

>>170942608
>grab knife
>use welding tool
>grab other knife
>use welding tool
>combine 2 metals
>weld combined 2 metals
>add cables
>grab third knife
>use welding tool
>add metal to sword
>weld them together
>got big fucking sword
>go to medbay and beg for drugs because you are fucking blind

big sword is pretty cool because you can keep it on your back like some edgelord, and small one can stay on your belt slot

>>170942741
But then that would mean you'll have a lot of IPC shitters just champing at the bit for a chance at being antagged.

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>>170942665
Honestly, why? Did the russians get their mitts into hippie too?

>>170942519
>3 knives for a reason
same reason most roles get extra tools. greyshits steal them
>powergaming as chef
kys senpai

>>170942793
Are scootaloos in our code/just unused?

Can I test them on a private server with the transformation proc on the player panel?

>>170942925
>using tools that coders provided you knowing that someone will probably use them
>HURR POWERGAYYYYMIIIIIING
it's in the game for a reason, same with a guys crying that someone carries a syringe gun around, what's the fucking point of it if nobody takes it

>>170942793
When will we ever get this monstrosity?

>>170943086
There's a proof of concept scoot named mutated monkey that has 4 hands, other than that no.

>>170943194
IT'S JUST A GAME LMAO

>>170943194
>wanting an executioner's sword
The butcher cleaver fits in your apron, swings 3x faster, and does almost as much damage.

brainstorm syndicate bundles

>>170943359
This. If you want to play murderchef, wield the cleaver and lob basic cutting knives at people.

>>170943359
BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK EDGY AS FUCK ON YOUR BACK

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>>170943359
>expecting a smelly, dumb powergaming scum to know that

>>170943194
t. val "steals lamaar and hivehands himself 15 minutes into the round, every round as cargo tech" oth

>>170943194
The knives were there long before sword existed, they're meant as spares if you lose them

>>170943474
>hivehands himself
whats that mean

>>170943385
"The Anger Bundle"
One pill. 26 units Creatine, 10 units Hyperzine
One pair of galoshes

>>170943575
Doesn't creatine gib you?

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>that round
>Botany doing killer plants that eat up parts of the station
>Chef going on a rampage
>Random shit going on around the station

I never would have thought it's was rev

>>170943471
>imply someone is powergaming
>for not knowing how much damage weapons do
yeah sure xd

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>>170943474
Give it a fucking rest. THe hive hand meme is dead.

>>170943385
The lowpop bundle: Gives you multiple methods to kill yourself like russian revolver. For if you become it with it turned off because lowpop

>>170943621
Yeah but it could be good for a "kill guy and die a glorious death" thing

>>170943385
White noise bundle comes with an emag and a box of five EMP grenades.

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>>170943385
/k/ pack, obrez with a box full of filled stripper clips, FN FAL in babyshit camo with no ammo because poorfags, and a plate carrier that offers no protection or slowdown because they didn't buy a plate
Oh, and a set of rhodie camo, short shorts, short sleeved shirt, crap hat
And maybe some vodka/a dragon dilod

>>170943624
>Chef going on a rampage
I only killed the CE and the clown that sprayed acid in my face

>Botany doing killer plants that eat up parts of the station
The clown ran in and killed me in the kitchen before I had even done anything and it messed up our murder nettles plan. We had just gotten the nettles and he immediately ran in and killed me so it kinda threw a wrench in it. he said sorry though so it's all ok

>>170942917
>that image

A plague mask wearer wouldn't smell shit besides the stuff in the nose of the mask, the whole point of it.

Unless they stuffed their mask with degenerates, that is.

>>170943624
>>Chef going on a rampage
he did like nothing.

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>>170943831
>he doesn't stuff the sweaty ballsacks of adulterers in his mask

>>170943385
Humble bundle: has a collection of cheap items like soap and decoy balloons, refunds a random amount of TC when bought.

NEO COMXIA
I'M COMING TO GET YOU

>>170943926
>humble bundle

Ok I found a favorite

>>170943734
This one I like

>>170943687
ok, sorry, how about this one?
val "runs around wearing the simon's set and valid-hunting with guns as an engine technician and not setting foot once in engineering" oth

>>170943831
I figured the implication was that degenerates smell so disgustingly bad you can smell them even through the mask desu.

Slavistan bundle:

1xSyndie Tracksuit
1xSyndie Flatcap

1xMetal Baseball bat [Bat deals heavy brute twentye five per swing and sends the reciever flying]
1x Spiked knuckles
3xKompot [has healing properties for brute and burn but suffer drunk debuff]
3xRussian Vodka [Not the cheap stuff small strength buff but deals heavy toxin damage.]

Elder things when?
I want to work alongside whistle-ey barrel things.

we already have shoggoths, it makes sense

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>>170943746
Perfect

>>170943385
Little Green Men package.
Space AK and full Russian uniform with a plate carrier because Gorkas with full kit are the sexiest uniform to exist.

>>170944263
Make them a large artifact that ghosts can possess when it's in an area above freezing.

>>170944165
That was for mostly for five or six rounds, mostly stopped on the valid hunting just gonna round start spacing myself instead to save time on causing shit to happen.

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>Medbay CMO
>We prep that shit up quick and are good to go
>Nothing happens
>Some breach in botany so we get a couple of dead lads
>Try to go the bartender to get doctors delight but the whore is dealing cards instead of serving drinks
>Don't feel like CMOtiding in there so I give up my chase for medical nanos
>Miner just straight up flashes my shit in the middle of medbay
>I scream for help
>One doctor sees and runs past and report over comms
>I get chain flashed and dragged to viro entrance and decapitated
>Figure it was just some tator going ham
>Sec shows up and fucks them up
>Geneticist vox is the only one who tries to fucking get me in order
>Picks up my head, asks for the borg to bring the body but it ignores him, other doctor also ignores my body
>Vox is desperately trying to get me to surgery but the chaos in medbay is stopping him
>Finally he stiches me back up and I thank him
>Rush to shuttle
>Get on shuttle
>SMELELELEEL IT WAS REVS
>What

How to get a one-part name like the vox when playing humans?

>>170943385
Butcher bundle: two syndie cleavers, hookshot (reskinned to look like a meathook) a chef hat, classic apron and a pig mask.

>>170944535
Just put in one name

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>>170944302

>>170944671
You will get a forced last name.

>>170944535
No memenames allowed

>>170944535
Play as clown or mime if you want a meme name.

>>170944527
>>Picks up my head, asks for the borg to bring the body but it ignores him, other doctor also ignores my body
I said I'd get it and the vox ran past me and took it instead. Then I had to leave to do other stuff.

>>170944749
try that alt code that gives a space

>>170944535
You don't.
Stop trying to be a snowflake.
t. snowflake

>>170933479

Angelite was getting bored of the same thing in spess, what he wanted the most is new maps to play on

Lifeweb was a breathe of fresh air, but once you pretty much play every weekends you eventually get bored because it's lacks a lot of the speed you have on /vg/. Try playing a Lifeweb space man round, you'll get easily bored as it's feels like you're playing a slower goonstation

>>170944351
That latter part isn't that bad an idea, actually. What would it do, though? Just be a reskinned diona?
The idea itself actually sounds pretty cool and makes me wanna get back into trying to kode for /vg/.

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>>170944683
HNNNNNNNNNG

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Reminder that if you want to laser people in Security, change the AI laws first so he don't jump on your neck

>Blew up robotics with a welderbomb, then said "BAN ME, I'M DRUNK AND ALL I DO IS PLAY THIS GAME". I know that feel. Appeal on the forums when you're hungover and remember this.
DrCelt on Nooseinduce

>>170944683
>What wrong little kot
>dirty turk still rule rightful Byzantium clay, take it back
>ok kot

>>170943734
I like this.

>>170943926
And this.

>>170945061
>Not being robust enough to execute people despite Asimov AI
They can lock you down, but they cannot protect the criminal from his sentence

>>170944859
My bad

>>170944535
We'll give you a forced last name and brain damage if you're not a Mime/Clown or have a great gimmick

>>170945003
Capable of only speaking in whistles and cries, automatically has the No Breathing, Super Jump, Regeneration, and Shock Immunity.
Has only one limb, but cannot be slipped.
Doesn't have any antag status, but is given a message on spawning that "something is very wrong here! You need to find your brethren!"

Reminder the best idea /vg/ station ever had was plasmamen

>>170945534
That actually sounds pretty cool, honestly.
I think I might go refresh my Byond knowledge now.

>>170943385
Bulky Bundle

Contains
>1x Bag of Holding
>1x Fireaxe
>1x Battering Ram
>1x Invisibility Cloak

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Please explain this ban. I thought lubing makes you valid

>>170945962
>jedediahsmith
literally who?

>>170945962
Ancient ban, there was likely more to it given that ti wasn't appealed.

>>170946057
New fag

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>>170941929
None of them.
Remove the ones that exist.
Remove the cube crates from cargo.

Even if you have perma access that does not mean you should hang around inside of it while 2 prisoners are locked up. It usually ends in lasers. So the next time you find yourself in perma as a visitor, get the hell out as fast as you can.

>>170946558
Unironically this.
Fucking goon is the only one that didn't budge to the furries with allowing players to play as snowflake races.

>>170947032
>not baiting the excecution valids
Escape (attempted or otherwise) is immediate solitary until such a time as they can be executed, with no option for redemption or parole
They are fucked if they try and stab you

>>170947032
i remember one time a sec player just walked into perma with a stun baton and nothing else with like 4 or 5 dudes in it. he died that day.

>>170947276
>space games shouldn't have other races
Fuck you, Humans aren't special. There are other life forms out there, and Firefly is retarded.

>>170947276
>posting g*on
Plasmamen are the only acceptable race

>>170947424
I was one of those shitters. I disarmed his baton and he ran out without shutting the doors.

It was the same sec officer that made that stupid webm of them walking into perma with a laser and shooting a bunch of targets like they're neo or someshit

acceptable race list:
kill everyone and make them into borgs.

Are there any video guides for this game?
I tried to get into it years ago but could never get the hang of it, maybe a video will help me.

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>>170947469
>>170947480
>purple snowflake skelemans and furries in denial angry at an opinion of a random anon.

Mi-Go when?

>>170947940
Make them our version of Abduction and you're golden.

>>170945632
Here are some things on /vg/ I like

>SME (older than the github repo, but thanks wild bill for making shards orderable)
>Desk bells (Thanks Deity)
>Nonantag borers (Thanks Shadowmech and N3X15)
>Soldering irons (Thanks Kurfurst)
>Quickswap inventory (Thanks Pomf)
>MoMMIs (Older than the github repo, but thanks Pomf for tireless bug fixes in the early times)
>Ghetto chemistry (Thanks Kurfurst)
>Space vaults (Thanks unid and many others)
>Holomaps (Thanks PJB and Deity)
>Rapid crate sender (Thanks PJB)
>Experimental guns and makeshift guns (Thanks Deity and Shadowmech)
>Spellbook bundle (Thanks Arthurdentist)
>Drink dispensers (Thanks Niggly and Fudgepucker)
>/vg/ botany (Thanks bauds)

>>170948009
Talking about space vaults, where the fuck is the nazi vault with mecha hitlers?

>>170947980
our version of abduction is the new vox thing where they apparently need our organs because ???. its not even human organs they can just use their own and clone them makes no fuckin sense

>>170947647
yes

Vox raiders as an event instead of a gamemode when?
Abductors as an event when?
More significant in-round events would make longer rounds worthwhile instead of just calling the shuttle when muh validz are collected.

>>170948065
ok

>>170943086
Their code exists in the codebase, but the file they're in is unticked, so you'd have to edit the dme to see them
My understanding is that they're horrifically buggy anyway

>>170948165
Cool; can i get a link?

>>170948060
Vaults are randomly generated, if you have admin flags it will tell you which vaults were made and where they are when the server starts

>>170948009
I forgot about all that other cool stuff that we made

>>170948186
its not ok

>>170948172
I've been suggesting that for years, literally.
Coders don't really want that or to spend time coding such events

>>170947940
FUCK MI-GOS

So, do we actually have colourblindness in the game? I remember the pr or maybe it was an issue on github but I've never seen it ingame. Should it be a roundstart disability?

>>170948172
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>>170948295
it's nexis' current project

>>170948352
We have it (sort of) in the form of Noir, but that's not true colorblindness.

deadmin serwind when

>>170948208
I don't think you understand.
Some coder brought a shitload of neat stuff related to Wolf3D plus a medigun from TF2 but he kept the content hostage together with a PR of features people/other coders didn't want.
Then he just closed his PR and never brought the stuff back.

All I wanna know is who the anon is that keeps spouting the le val oth meme ecks dee. That's all, I just want them to own up, if you wanna go all the way anon. Then, go ahead and write the ban request you shitposted about.

>>170948429
call me when a real coder picks it up then

>>170948197
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+play+space+station+13

Be aware that all servers are at least subtly different and some things may be different

The best option is simply to join as someone unimportant and learn by doing

>>170948562
Oh yeah. Deity enjoyed ezmerges for ages and the first time someone ever told him no, he ran off in a hissyfit.

He came back with two new usernames and still contributes good content, but he'd probably go nuclear if you brought up the incident. The chances of him picking it up are slim but maybe someone else will.

>>170948510
ah, I found it, I remembered incorrectly. 1, it was >celt. 2, it was to be default option for vox for some reason and not a disabillity. and 3, it was just an issue. BRING THIS BACK AS A DISABILITY
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10508

Did Rin and Emelia fall out?

>>170948664
N3X15 is by far the realest coder we have

>>170948610
>write a ban request already
dude, stop taking it so seriously. you're just a shit player who likes to dish out shit but can't take any in return, so of course people are going to continue fucking with you. just learn to have a sense of humor and quit being a such a massive drama queen about it. no one can ban you for being new and shit when there's bigger faggots that are old, know better, and still do bigger shit than you do.

>>170949208
gotta put him down, though.
nothing worse than when nexis inflates his ego

>>170949783
We drove him to quit once, I would rather not do it again.

>>170949953
There you have it, he's beating you.
Stop being such a beta.

>>170949953
What made him come back? Does pomf pay him?

>>170949953
No one drove him to quit

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>>170947469
>embittered misanthrope
>likes fantasy beast races that don't fit the setting
checks out

>>170950267
But the former already checks out with everything
This is SS13

can we add a newspaper to the borgs so i can smack bad vox around the nose?

>>170950547
>nose

>>170950672
*smacks you

if you want to be in human society you need to recognise that thing on your hideous face is now a nose

>Decide to spend my janitorial time tiling and lighting up maint
>Seems to be extended, plenty of time
>Get nearly all of the bottom half of the station done
>Hear a boom and all my power goes out for the next two hours

fug

>>170950772
>human society
NT is owned by greys and everyone speaks an artificial language instead of a human one

Reminder that lore is literally nonexistent and you can abide by whatever you want, no matter how retarded it is.
For instance, my personal lore is just the bits of Bay and Urist lore that I like cherrypicked and mashed together

>>170950874
a station which only accepts humans as heads and circulates specifically water is ran by greys. mmhmm
this is why no one likes you vox.

>>170951024
What's Urist lore?

>>170951051
Stupid greyshirt

>humans getting their organic business on me
You know, I wouldn't be so into killing humans if you guys weren't such creepy rapist degenerates.

>>170951180
Decently less retarded than baylore
Reads kinda like what /vg/ would probably have if /vg/ was enforced-RP
I can't remember all of it off the top of my head, and I also can't find a link to their lore pastebin oddly enough, but basically it's where humanity fragmented itself a lot, fought with the liggers once or twice, and now megacorporations basically rule most of human space. Basically what most of /vg/ seems to operate off of, but less social experiment memes.

>>170951849
That's nothing like /vg/ lore wtf??

>>170952189
>/vg/ "lore"
>not made up on the spot

/vg/ lore:

All of space worships the god who rules over Earth in a golden throne. He is known as "The great shitter". He is a deity to awful memes and poor robustness everywhere.

>>170944879
Nail right on the head.

>>170934243
Swing and a miss.

>>170952431
less lore is best lore, imo
>cue the age-old gameplay vs. story debate.
I think loose lore allows for the most creativity between rounds without limiting yourself to super specific, cringey, try-hard sci-fi explanation attempts, but also stopping you from being txtspk ooc ic memesperg this is all a veedeogame, gotta get them valids that hippie is.

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>>170952189
>/vg/lore
>/vg/
>lore
What?

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>>170952720
you wish I was wrong you sick fuck.

OFFICIAL LORE GUIDE:
>1) Play it fast and loose
>2) When in doubt take something from real life and append Space to it. Space Vietnam, Space Mexico, etc.

>>170933184
The flash of this was the first gay thing I ever masturbated to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>>170952852
As a medium RPer I agree with this sentiment. I'm not going to study fucking lore for game that a majority of a population doesn't care about. I thing it's way more fun seeing other people's head cannons and trying to play along as best you can. Strict lore is shit.

>>170952994
And if you're not a MedRPer then this is enough by far.

>>170952994
What would space mexico even be? A planet? A sector of space? A space station the size of a planet?

>>170953043
Was it the last?

>>170952994
Best answer

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>>170952994
>2) When in doubt take something from real life and append Space to it. Space Vietnam, Space Mexico, etc.

STOP

>>170952852
this is the best way of going about it with /vg/
just like, come up with your own shit, just don't be retarded

>>170953115
>What would space mexico even be? A planet? A sector of space? A space station the size of a planet?
Doesn't matter, just make it work.

>>170953158
_No

>>170952994
I improved a bunch of bullshit yesterday, and I guess now it's just a part of my character. Pretty neat, and it's not like anyone cares.

>>170953262
Welcome

>>170953478
>tfw make stuff on spot but now I have to write it down so I don't contradict it in the future

>>170953478
No one cares, trust me. Find those few souls that do. It'll be a beautiful feeling.

>>170953478
Most people don't care, but there's a few who'll generally wanna hear about it if you can catch their interest.
Either way, you should still do it if it makes you happy. Who gives a fuck what other people think?

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>>170952917
You wish I wish you were wrong you healthy prude.

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did someone say space mexico?

>>170952994
I just wanna mention that Ivy Stocker is a real good Roleplayer, and I love listening to her talk about her old planet and her maint hobo homes.

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>>170953790

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Did someone say Space Vietnam?

>>170948535
You can't deadmin me, I am invincible

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Did the captain have autism?

>>170953790
donde esta los tubos/10

>>170953868
>it's an assistant who does nothing entire shift
Do something different and I'll be impressed with your "roleplay"

>>170954153
They mentioned having other characters for every other job they play. You only see Ivy as an assistant because that's their assistant character I guess.

I only play Diona if my corpse goes unfound after half an hour or more, and then I do it to greentide to get back at the crew for being uncaring assholes.

>>170954305
You sound like a big meany face.

>>170954294
The assistants who do nothing but hang around the bar or whatever and just talk are real shit tier. I don't care if they RP you just see too many of those types of assistants these days

>>170954305
TURN
ON
FUCKING
SENSORS

>>170954486
>>170954153
What's the verdict on assistants who go off to explore space?

>>170954486
I like what Lyra does, which is go off and build, and then assistant various departments. Personally I like going to understaffed departments and running them.

>>170954626
You know how many times I turn on my sensors and never get found? 'Cause I don't either, but I guarantee it's a lot.

>>170954638
Better than bar rats

>>170954784
They're not rats unless they're hiding in the bar and being unsocial

>>170954784
What's the verdict on bar rats?

>>170954784
>wahhh people are playing in a way i don't like
>why aren't they hunting validz, wahh, fucking baybies

>>170954626
>>170954305
>be in deep space with sensors and a gps
>said goodbye to the crew prior to spacing myself
>die from a fuckup/npc/antag/spess magic
>very rarely get noticed on the CMC, let alone teleported back
You learn how to accept round ending character deaths without getting too salty in the cold vacuum of space

skaven when?

>>170954932
To be used as fuel for singlos. If you're saying this to be a bar rat in an attempt to piss me off it wont work, it's a video game and won't work

>>170954997
I want assistants to try to assist, nice try though

>>170953546
>tfw randomly lie irl and in game
>it's not even important things or impressive things, I just make up mundane acts and accolades
fuck

Okay well that was fucking legendary.

Statue of Ola when?

Best round/10

>>170955101
I actually try to assist people when I played assistant, don't you worry.

Shouldn't have stolen my god damn PDA.

>>170955949
We didnt' do shit for elwhoop but some shitter rper gets something coded for them?

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>that entire round

Someone better greentext what sounds like another great round that I missed

Just got here, what did I miss?

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>join in round
>be poor mechanic
>get plasma'd and lit on fire
>ghost the rest of the round hoping something comes up
>AFK come back ERT is at station
>crew revolts against ERT because warden couldn't find his PDA
>they execute all ERT
>HOS and Captain unironically side with syndicate
>They fight death squad
>Admins encourage this
>mfw I got jobbanned for sleep toxing someone as a doctor
>mfw admins encourage this

Next round I'm going to lead my own revolution against whoever I want, if I get in trouble badmins are hypocritical niggers.

>Be spectating
>Writing something in the background for work
>The sound of spessmen is my radio
>Hear a clicking noise
>Ignore it
>Hear it again
>Probably someone setting up their vitals
>Click click click click
>Okay, what the fuck is going on

>Check SS13
>I've been autoselected for deathsquad
>Everyone has already assembled and left
>Wait what
>Get to mechs
>only mech is locked
>Fuck.jpg
>Board shuttle
>Door opens
>Immediately hit with a stun
>stand back up and get hit with another stun
>Chloraled
>stand up just in time to shoot some guy twice in the head
>He's fine
>He one-shots me with a laser.
>Boom

I liked that round but I'm very disappointed with how I played there.

>>170956190
Traitor round where all traitors get killed after failed sabotages and mass murders.
Captain and security rebelling against ERT that was called to fix the station.
Then deathsquad being destroyed.
Then 2 people survived and got medals by the end.

>>170956173
>>170956190
Subverted AIs, Blasma, Rogue ERTs, crew uprising, Deathsquads, Bombs, 2 survivors on the shuttle in the end that managed to fight their way through

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>join round
>step outside arrivals shuttle
>ZAS BLAST
>instantly put into crit with no oxygen and high heat
>ghost chat is about how memorable the round was

>>170956225
just another example how the ebin metaclub gets away with shit that no one else would

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umad?

>>170935785
I now have my next clown gimmick.

>>170955047
It'd help if the CMC didn't crash you

Did our friendly emagged MoMMI get to do something? I missed that part.

>>170956329
oh god. I always miss the coolest spess shit.
Extended round taking the fight to Centcomm after fighting off the deathsquad when?

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>>170956432
>using anime

My my the degenerates are out tonight.

>>170956558
Wait since when? The CMC seemed to work just fine a few months ago?

>>170956764
>Extended round taking the fight to Centcomm after fighting off the deathsquad when?
Literally last round

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>>170956806
>using cartoons

Fuck this.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Wisconsin College of the Culinary Arts, and I've been involved in numerous secret pie eating contests, and I have over 300 confirmed bakeries.

>Spawn as AI
>Do AI things
>Suddenly have to purge all non-humans and help this Isaac fag
>But do it DISCRETELY
>Only chance I get to attempt it is opening the burn chamber in toxins
>Isaac's cover was blown the moment he placed the AI Upload console thanks to warden seeing it
>Get carded and accidentally out myself after a blown MMI outs me
>Kill myself to prevent further fuck-ups and subversions against only human

>Isaac dead and get spawned as ERT for situation I helped cause
>Warden shoots at ERT as they come through arrivals
>Gets arrested
>Bitches about someone taking his PDA non-stop
>Apparently something else happened with the HoP and the captain went full autism trying to get ERT to leave
>Security and Captain want ERT fucking dead
>Captain arrested
>Crew greytides onto bridge and slowly executes ERT
>Deathsquad called in
>One crewman armed only with an entire armory, hyperzine and a pair of magboots wrecks the deathsquad
>Followed by some bluespace artillary the shuttle arrives and goes to centcomm
>Nate Nanotransen awards the brave survivors with medals

>>170956367
>join round
>dont even get outside arrival shuttle because theres no gravity, oxygen or pressure
>die cold and alone in the shuttle buckled into a fucking seat
>singularity flies by and sucks in my corpse
g-great round

>>170956329 I forgot to menttion >>170956947 the chef was the real hero

> http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Emergency_Response_Team
> Report that you've arrived, and get an update from the Captain or other heads.
> In this case, ask the HoP, or captain for a new job.
> Alternatively, if most of the crew is dead or braindead, you can call the shuttle (ask the heads first) for a crew transfer.
really makes me believe the ERTs are above the heads

>>170957431
They are.

>>170957431
>http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Emergency_Response_Team
>Supervisors: NanoTrasen CentCom

>170949153
Nope~

>>170957431
>>170957572
>>170957602
>salty ERT cries forever while HoS, Captain and Crew dine in the halls of Valhalla

reminder that the head of spergs and condom need a ban

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>>170956225
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Why does the wizard's federation waste time and energy assassinating random civilians on an expendable, far-flung research outpost?

>>170957918
Centuries-long blood feuds and rituals with esoteric components demand it.

>>170957876
>implying at least 3 people didn't

>>170957918
I like to think that those crew members personally insulted magic/the wizard in question

What's stopping people from just throwing the disk into space at round start? What's the downside?

>>170957918
Using magic impacts their sanity.
They do it because they think it'd be funny.

>>170958097
The nuke ops have a disc tracker and could just go fly out and get it