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Stop playing Fantasy

>FAQs and General Info
http://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN

>Steam Groups
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp

Old thread: >>170819571
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Confess your Total War sins
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Worship Khorne
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>>170904996
I confess.
I have corner camped in campaign when facing much more numerous foes.
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>>170904915
>>170904996

>Attila models look better

Bravo CA
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Fuck Saxons
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I saw a vision of Gilles le Breton. He told me you were a faggot.
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>>170904996
Every time I see the hammer/anvil army compositions people post in this thread with their anvil being 3-4 melee squads large, them having 5 ranged squads, 2 arty squads and the rest being cavalry, I secretly weep that I couldn't be casual enough to play on difficulties where 3 squads of infantry is enough to hold back 15.

fucking normal battle difficulty shitters not having a care in the world about anything and thinking they're good, how do they manage to convince themselves that this is acceptable, I want to know how to do this myself
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The dilapidated hellhole that is Kislev, and their inevitable destruction by superior Norsca
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>>170904996
I've been playing since S1 but I seldom finish a campaign

I rarely play at higher difficulties because I'm mostly into it for RP and enjoying the battles

I now hate M2 because of burnout and all the wankers that shitposted about it here

I like to troll said shitposters with retarded arguments to see if my predictions of their answers are correct

I like pretty much all TW games but I like other games too
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>>170905116
we've all been there anon, but there comes a time to grow and git gudder. there are other ways to beat the odds, that feel better.

>>170905313
I chuckled, then I just felt pity for you.

>>170905368
that last one isn't even a sin, but you should kill yourself for actually pretending to be retarded.
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>>170905368
>I like pretty much all TW games
the greatest sin of them all
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>>170904996
I used to savescum shamelessly.

I've only ever played Attila and Warhams. Tried getting into Shogun 2 a long time ago, but my old PC would just melt down.
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>didn't even get a cool cinematic

lame
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There's a Gobbo Atilla the Hun called Gitilla Da Hunter, leads a band of gobbo wolffuckers:
http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Gitilla_da_Hunter

8th edition too, with special character rules in armybook.
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>>170905894

Gitilla the true Everchosen DLC when?
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Stop being so fucking stubborn.
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I want to be dominated by a best elf!
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>>170904915
Anyone's dad works at CA here? I need news
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>>170904996
I got the "complete a legendary campaign" achivement with a heavily modded game that was much easier than vanilla.
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>>170907042
My mum works at Games Workshop, she has confirmed we'll get a special Easter gift :)
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>>170907042
Old Friend is Krell+Kemmler rework that puts them in Mousillon.
The final dlc is Bretonnia vs Vampire Cunts rivalry pack.
New World preorder bonus is a Vampire subfaction in the New World with some new pirate-themed units.
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>>170907042

warhammer 2 will be set in the age of sigmar universe

skaven and lizardmen are cancelled for now, elves will be one big faction
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First for perfect strategy
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>>170907550
f1+f3/10
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>>170904996
I have spent over a thousand cumulative hours on these games but since R2 have lost all interest and look at Creative Assembly the same way people look at Bioware or EA.

This is the first time I've opened the general in over a year and have spent countless days posting my EB and ETW campaigns here. I miss seeing IGDood. I miss seeing so many happy anons posting their stories of battle.

But TW is really goddamn old now. I've played it enough that I'm seeing the cogs move behind the scenes. I'm bored of it and since R2 they've pumped out pure shit. Attila was slightly less stinky but it was still shit and I haven't even bothered with WH.

Here's a nice vintage OP image from old times.
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>>170906676
>>170907042
Gobbo Horde DLC
>Includes two LLs
>Gitilla leading wolf fucker horde
>Snagla Grobspit leading forest goblin spider horde
>Adds snotlings, pumpwagon, and spear chukka
$14.99
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Is night goblin archers or orc boyz archers preferable with steel faith overhaul?


>>170906712
Why would you use skeleton warriors when you have terrorgheists and blood knights? Surely it would be better to use only grave guard or possible zombies as fodder to hole the line?
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>>170907694
I don't know you, but you are my brother.
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>>170907281
>>170907350
>>170907410
>>170907771
Sounds good
I'm getting excited
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>>170905894
>the when no Gobbo wolf rider bf
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>>170907042
Old friend this month and next last free dlc in april, no more paid dlc for warhammer 1

Warhammer 2 announced in may and released i dunno when

This is actually true
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>Be playing as Vlad
>Hit level 8
>It tells me to control Essen
>It's already owned by someone else
>It gets rid of the quest instantly
>Just capture it now
>Don't get quest back

So I'll just never get Vlad's unique sword? What the fuck?
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>>170907873
Thanks!
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Am I autistic?
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>>170907831
Because I haven't been able to raise good enough infrastructure for graveguards and crypt horrors anywhere but Sylvania. This army was designed to siege and fuck over empire, not fight off stunted scums.
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>end of battle gives me a heroic victory
>return to the campaign map and it's now a close victory

what the fuck
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>>170904996
I...
am a Campaign map whore and still think Medieval 2 is the most immersive thanks to the internal trade system that scales to province wealth so the map looks alive however Rome 2 and Attila's city/region real time map change for cities that scales to culture and historical city limits was fantastic and I hope the next historical game does it aswell Warhammer with he first one would make me so happy. Lorewise I understand why they didn't do the second.
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>>170908028
if you are, what does that make me?
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>>170904996
I enjoy Empire: TW and is my second most played behind Medieval 2
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>its another thread full of outlandish dlc ideas
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Quick, to come in under budget you have to choose one 7th/8th ed. meme unit for CA not to bother including in your favourite army. I'll start:
>Bloodwreck Medusa
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>>170907981
Warhams 2 is more likely to be announced at E3 DESU, with a release near the end of the year.
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Why will the AI pay me 5000 for peace, but not trade with me?
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>>170908223
The only sin here is they never made ETW2
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>>170907042
Some anon posted a synopsis of an upcoming teaser trailer for the expansion a few generals back going into detail about exactly what it will look like and how it cockteases you into thinking its a historical game until dinosaurs come charging out the jungle.

An anon screencapped it in case its true.. Anon if you are here and have it. Please post it.
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Why are ambush maps so fucking gigantic in TWW?
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>>170908359
strategic reasons. irl merchants were always, always spies, without fail. whether they were doing it for the cause, for pay, or were simply coerced before/after they got back.
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>>170908459
it was bullshit, like every other idea guy's and CA employee's son/dad's in this thread.

screencap THIS post.
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>>170908310
Nobody cares about E3 anymore
only some crappy overhyped console games there
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>>170908830
Fair enough, I just find it really annoying that someone with 0 military power would rather be wiped off the face of the planet than trade with me.
Also pretty fucking gay that I can subjugate someone and they straight up refuse to trade.
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THE ELECTOR COUNTS, FINUBAR
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Lileath give me strenght.

beastmen with economy mod are ridiculous
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>>170908459
Histcucks btfo
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>>170909276

>strenght

She should give you grammar classes
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It is now March. Athel Loren grows restive, casting aside the austere serenity of Gaurach-Dúin. The boughs and brambles tremble, and through the glades and hollows the spites whisper of Spring.

The Eternal Queen, recumbent in her pleasure, awaits the attentions of her rejuvenated Consort-King. The first outriding of the cycle yields rich game, youths flush with the iridescent bloom of pox and prepubescence. Cherry blossoms flutter their brief glories across the Eternal Realm. And still more. The fey giggle of a return, a recovery of what was once lost. The sacred trustees, deputized by their Queen to carry out the vulgar realities of reign, are poised to return from the Dreaming Wood.

Sisters of Twilight Soon.
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>Tfw playing as Vlad and you get to recruit Mannfred

It took a while, but I was finally able to get my autistic son on board.
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rejoice?
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>>170909808
I can't wait.
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I AM FRANZ

They will obey
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>play Mannlet for the first time since getting Grim and Grave
>oh look I'll play this Strigoi thingy
>tough in melee
>regeneration
>Inv of Nehek AND Soul Leech on the same line
>summons ghouls
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>>170908459
Here it is.
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>>170910207
Vlad is still by far the best lord in the game

>Tfw he and his army are unkillable because he has so much magic reserve that he can spam AoE heals the whole fight while also healing himself while his army is always rank 9 because of his overpowered talent and he also has some of the highest campaign movement
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>>170905313

worst part is they try and give advice or throw out the occasional "you can't win this?", while playing on the difficulty the devs say is the equivalent of Easy in older TW titles,

top kek
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>>170910328
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>>170904996
I never finished any grand campaign. Thousand of hours in different TW titles and yet I never finished one. I drop them off as soon as I get to highest tech/economy/power rankings and basically ensure my domination till the end of times. It just turns into a slog with multiple armies in various parts of world and horde of agents.
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>Find a Dwarf stack that's half gyros, half bolt throwers sitting in a hold.
>Think it'd be fun to see how AI handles them.
>Skirmish mode the entire fight.
>Never use bombs.
>Eventually give up on chasing gyros around the map, kill things on the ground until everything routs.
>Highest kill count on any gyrocopter unit is 3 kills.
I'm not sure what I was expecting. At least Greenskins have the common decency to fight when you catch their skirmishers, but I watched Dwarfs leave people in a swarm of vargheists to keep running away. And the bolt throwers were shooting into a wall for half the fight.
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>Mannfred gets abstinence trait

Not only is he autistic, but he is a virgin.

ONE OF US
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Post the Lord Pack you want next.

>The Bull and the Bitches
>Taurox
>Doomull Lord
>Ghorgon
>Jabberslythe
>Chariot pulled by minotaurs
>Chosen Gors.

>Sisters of Twilight
>Glade Captain
>Wild Riders of Kurnos
>Glade Captain
>fuck all else because they already got a good roster and are just lacking in lord department
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>>170910060
>tfw surrounded him in his castle with Isabella and Vlad after taking everything else from him
>Can just imagine them shit talking him from the siege lines
>You'll always be my favorite disappointment!
>Come now, Isabella will lend you her high heels
>Meanwhile, Mannfred is slamming the curtains shut and sitting in the corner muttering "I-i'm the true von carstein, baka"
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I often get a crash when giving a mount to certain Lords.

Anyone else?
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>>170909747
kys lumberfoots

>>170910979
Dire Wolf Skeleton Riders ( Grenade Launcher )
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>>170911084
Can you recruit him if you take over his lands?

I warred him and bullied him down to just castle drakenhof, and he accepted my confederation.

I figured it wasn't worth killing my only son, even if he does have autism.
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>>170910979
The Brave and the Mad
>Kurt Helborg and Marius Leitdorf
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>>170911168
>Skeletons with Grenade Launchers
RADICAL
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>>170910825
The only impressive use of gyros I saw in first quest battle for Dawi, where you fight gobbos in tunnel. It always goes like this:

>Your warrios are locked in combat with goblins
>"Ey, cavalry is here mate"
>Bomber proceeds to your frontlines
>NO
>They drop bomb and tear through gobbos and your warriors
>over 100+ kills
>your frontline losses over 40% of manpower
>in battle where you actually would lose like 10-15 Dawi at worst
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>>170911168
Black orc crossbowmen demigryph riders (halberd)
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>>170911168
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>>170910979
Naestra and Arahan for wood elves as a free third legendary.

>>170911208
Isn't Marius dead by the time this game takes place?
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>>170911805

>Isn't Marius dead by the time this game takes place?

No he isn't, the game is locked in the year Karl became emperor, at which point Marius was still alive.

Not that it matters since he's IN THE GAME RIGHT NOW AS A GENERIC EMPIRE LORD.
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>>170910291
damn I missed this, thanks anon

I never get hyped for games anymore except for total warhammer shit, can't wait for lizardmen.
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Any tips for The Last Roman?
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>>170910979

The Meme and the Madman

Be'lakor and Marius Leitdorf
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>>170911805
Marius is in the game already m8. He just doesn't have a unique model.
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>>170912176
We would have every fucking electro cunt by now if CA/GW weren't such jews with modding tools.
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>>170910353
You know they're talking about campaign difficulties, right Anon?

The only thing increasing battle difficulty does is give the enemy free stats. There is no AI difference.
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>>170911805
So is Vlad, your point being?

(But no, Marius isn't dead because it is the year of Karl's ascension as Emperor)
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>>170904996
I auto-resolve almost everything in M2 except siege defenses because I just like to slaughter the enemy and I know 4 spear militia at the gates can murder a dozen squads.
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>>170912323
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>>170912673
Somebody put those poor things out of their misery.
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>>170912502
>Vlad
>Staying dead.
Azhag is also supposed to be dead, I believe.
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>>170912502
It's almost like Vlad is a vampire or something.
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>>170912772
Isabella too.
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>>170912962
What? No.
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>>170912772

Azhag was still alive
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Can the enemy AI actually win?

I'm on turn 200 of a Legendary Vlad campaign, and I've defeated the chaos and I'm beginning to mop up brettonia and such.

However, I noticed the Elves have the highest level tree. Can they just do the quest battle and win or is the AI unable to win?
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>expansion released
>play any of the races, lets say high elves
>races engage in diplomacy with you
>approached by empire "sons of sigmar, approach
>wood elves "our brethren from athel loren come to meet with us i see"
>beastmen "your filthy kind shall be wiped out beast!"
>you engage in diplomacy with other nations
>empire "the celestial college says i must listen to you"
>wood elves "your words and hearts are hollow"
>beastmen "oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang"

>MFW CA would rather do generic shit with old factions instead of hire the VA for an hour
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Anyone got advice on how I should be building my hordes in the last roman?
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>>170913501
Ai cant win
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>>170913501

No, the AI doesn't have any victory conditions. Every Total War is more or less a mini-sandbox where you get to dick around.
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>>170913509
they are master jews, what did you expect

they couldnt deliver the best beastmen unit because they would have to pay a couple of guys extra for a few days
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>>170908192
Is there an achivement for doing this? there really should be
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>>170913501
AI wins by destroying your faction.
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>>170908028

>strength rank 1-3-4-5

Who's number 2?
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>>170913910
Archaon should get the flying abortion if he razes a certain amount of land.
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>>170913737
I remember in Rome 1 and Med 2 ai did have victory conditions, and can actually win game
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>>170913774

Pretty certain each DLC gets its own budget and then the art team and programmers have to make the best of it.

Odds are they will be added later as the series progresses. Every faction is bound to get extra units and new stuff is made, and there isn't all that much left to add for the lovely rapegoats.
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>>170914104
Looks baller

Is it an end times only thing?
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>>170908192
The End Timesâ„¢
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>>170914162

Now that you mention it, I do remember that as well. I guess I spoke too soon.
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hey lads so I'm entered the silly map competition. If i win I'll post a picture of the Bretonnian knight next to my actual bretonnian knight models so is ca a bad enough dude to paint better than myself? who knows.


anyway here is a map, stylised to be a level 3 unwalled settlement defence.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=882967177

I guess you could call it an evolution of the first one I made
works way better at least
also gotta note I was coincidentally working on it all night before the comp dropped. finished in good timing and with pleasant news.


night boyos.
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>>170914245

It's an Age of Smegmar only thing.

In Warhammer he never rode anything but Dorghar.
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>>170914245

No, Age of Shitmar.
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>>170914245
>looks baller
It's a end times/shitmar thing.
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>>170912214
Don't be a cuck
watch out for the moors
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>>170914478
>>170914493
>>170914539
Why does AoS have the coolest units and why do people hate it
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>>170914617
Because you're in love with spess muhreens.
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whats the hardest quest battle?
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>>170914162
Attila as well IIRC
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>>170914771
Errantry War: Greenskins.
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>>170914617
Imagine a world with 20 years worth of lore and rules built around it. Now end ALL OF IT. Get rid of most of the models, turn a huge rulebook into 4 pages, shit on the lore, and make models impossible to transport.

Do you understand why people hate it now? The new models look nice but how the fuck would you transport Archaon or Nagash? They bend the laws of physics just so they can stand.
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>tfw the dow 3 beta is completely over

If you have any questions about the game understanders you can ask me.
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>>170914013
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>>170914617
>Why does AoS have the coolest units
It's a hit-or-miss kind of thing. Some of the new stuff is really well made, and other just screams wannabe 40k.
>why do people hate it
They ditched the ahistorical setting and went balls to the walls retarded with a comic book tier setting that wants to be 40k but not. They killed Slaanesh because you obviously can't have boobs in a game, and they renamed every species to something retarded because it lets them trademark it. Like orruks instead of orcs, or aelves instead of elves.

There are a ton of other things, but let's just say that Age of Shitmar is GW's greed and incompetence made manifest.
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>>170914995
Is it as shit as everyone imagined it would be?
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>>170915106

Not even close, there are things I don't like but I played 50 hours in 3 maps in 6 days.

I've played most recent RTS for far less
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What the fuck, Legendary? Nordland didn't even have "Imperial Distrust".
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>>170914617

Because the setting is gay as fuck and because to make that gay as fuck setting they killed off one of the oldest, most developed fantasy settings around.

A lot of the actual models are pretty cool though
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>>170914995
Is there anything good about it?
IG when?
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>>170915180
Would you pay 60$ for the game?

Also i'm pretty sure this is /twg/, but I don't mind.
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For every newfag who wonders why people despise age of shitmar: this is one of the maps that replaced the old world
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>>170915040
>but let's just say that Age of Shitmar is GW's greed and incompetence made manifest.
Furthermore in case you're not familiar with GW; their website is today nothing more than a mediocre webshop, but that was not always the case. It had hobby pages, tutorials, lore excerpts from various books, and explained the franchise and the various factions. I don't recall if they had a forum or not, but it wouldn't surprise me if they did. It was overall a really good website that helped beginners in the hobby.

And go now to their website. It's just a webshop, nothing more. All the tutorials or articles are gone, everything deleted. There's nothing explaining what the settings are, nothing to help guide new or old fans to the franchise. It's just one big webshop.

There is not a single miniature company in the world that is as terrible as Games Workshop.
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>>170915403
Literally deviantart-tier.
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>>170915403
>Rain of corpses
That's pretty metal
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>>170914617
I personally dislike them because how unrelatable they feel for me. Also, they got bonus points for replacing the previous lovely setting.
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>>170915509
yeah, if you are12 years old it might be
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>>170915479

>Furthermore in case you're not familiar with GW; their website is today nothing more than a mediocre webshop, but that was not always the case. It had hobby pages, tutorials, lore excerpts from various books, and explained the franchise and the various factions. I don't recall if they had a forum or not, but it wouldn't surprise me if they did. It was overall a really good website that helped beginners in the hobby.

GW is actually getting better about shit like this

Their website is still pretty awful, but their Youtube has new painting tutorials almost every day and the guy that makes them is pretty chill.
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Which horde faction is more fun to play?
Chaos or beastmen?
I'm thinking about buying one of the horde DLC
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>>170915403
What the fuck am I looking at? I can fucking draw better!
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>>170915627
Beastmen have the more fun campaign, Chaos has the better roster.
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>>170915291
>Is there anything good about it?

It's a decent RTS, it's not as boring or bland as the most recent ones, if you liked DoW 1 you'll like this, it's very similar (even the quotes are the same for some reason, just with different voice actors), but here heroes play a more prominent role.

>>170915349

I would simply because it's DoW and a new RTS, also if I invested 51 hours it's already enough for me to purchase.

Make no mistake, the game needs a lot of tweaks to stuff, so far I would rank it above DoW 2 and below DoW 1, and I'm no DoW 2 hater I've played 1k hours of retri mp, DoW 3 is just a better multiplayer game than DoW 2 was.

For example my biggest concern is that all the cool stuff is hidden behind elite "commands", meaning you can bring 3 elites with you and said elites affect your faction in a way, for example assault terminators grant tactical marines krak grenades, something that should be an arsenal upgrade instead.
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>>170915627
As a diehard chaos fan, buy beastmen and wait until they make chaos great again in the third expansion
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>>170915573
Silly me, i forgot how serious and dignified warhammer usually is.
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What you guys think each of the next expansion factions are getting as their "flavor" mechanics?

Slavery for edgy elves
Spacecrack for reddit rats
??? for high elves and lizards
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>>170915403

Seriously why not hire a real artist?

This shit looks like a dungeon map from some world of warcraft fansite.
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>>170915595
Just checked it out, and the painting videos were pretty good. The rest were semi-cringeworthy stuff like some "epic" trailers.

Also;
>comments have been disabled in this video
They know. They fucking know, don't they.
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>>170916068

Probably more Attila mechanics chopped up and spread around.

Ogres food, Skaven plagues etc.
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>>170916068
Guessing warpstone and some form of clan mechanic for Skaven. Like you have standings with the respective major clans and have to take sides for different bonuses/maluses as they squabble.
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>>170916068
>lizardmen
Reclaiming old city/ancient ruins, hunting for relics, rebuilding the portals to teleport around the world, ultimate wonder victory lifting a spaceship to ascend to the skies
>high elves
sth like wild hunt event to help to beat da great evyll
>dark elves
a mix between horde/settlement system, where your settlements only grow if you raid other race settlements
>skaves
greeny-thing is mine-mine
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>>170916121

I think it is fanart. I haven't found the image anywhere, and I tried searching but no results. The style most certainly doesn't match the other art they've done for Shitmar.
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>>170915403
someone actually got paid for this

still better than 95% of /ic/ tho
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>>170916315
>LIGHTNING BREATHING DRAGONS
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>>170911147
Only crashes I've had after the brettonia patch were when I skilled up a lord who levelled while reinforcing a settlement battle.

Reloads didn't help either, had to replace the guy.
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>>170916068
Lizardmen should be about recolonizing the lost temple cities and making Slann wake up, acquiring artifacts of the old ones, killing as many rats and chaos spawn as possible whilst occasionally fufilling a "commandment" from the old ones that could be literally anything from razing an Empire town to eliminating a nearby army
Eventually, you get enough slann that they can start deep striking your armies into the Old World so you can remove Skaven and Chaos once and for all.
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>>170915403
This is literally an actual piece of content produced for the game. Look at this fucking dogshit. I am still SO MAD.

WHFB DIED FOR THIS. KARL FRANZ DIED FOR THIS. VLAD VON CARSTEIN DIED FOR THIS.

MANNFRED SURVIVED AND CONTINUES TO BE A CUNT IN AGE OF SHITMAR WHILST VLAD'S MODEL IS NOW JUST A GENERIC "VAMPIRE LORD". I AM 3000% MAD.
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>>170916315

Seriously fuck age of smegmar and their dumb roman space marines
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>>170916582
VLAD BTFO

based mannfred is definitely /ourguy/
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>>170914989
Don't forget the retarded party game rules
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>>170916582
>Vlad died
>Mannfred survived
Guess AoS wasn't all bad
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>>170916068
Jungle paths stance for Lizardmen
Under-empire stance for Skaven
Underworld sea stance for Dark elves

I can't come up with something stupid for High elves.
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/twg/ here is the cover, name the album!
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>>170916582

>vlads models is now a generic vampire lord

For every day that passes, I keep thinking; maybe I should forgive GW for their stupidity.

And now I see this. Nothing is forgiven, and never will be.
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>>170916825
fuck man I wish they reworked the whole underground system. It should be like homm underground maps
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>>170914989
You would like the Anvils of the Heldenhammer, they're warriors from the World That Was that came back when Azyr went all fucky.
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I WANT THEIR SOULS
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>>170917112
the world
will drown
in VLAD
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>>170910353
is very hard in Warhammer considered easy?
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>>170917194

No.
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>>170916996
I hope they do this for the second game
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>>170909808
Meanwhile...
More Beastmen Jacking.

Oh its you again.
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>>170910638

Me too bro

Been playing since fucking VI.

Once you become a steam roller and can't lose it's pointless.

I appreciate they try to address this with scripted RD/Huns/Chaos though.

After I saw only .2% of players have finished a camp on legendary though Im motivated to actually complete one in TWW
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>enemy army attacks me
>river battle
>unlike normal river battles this map only has one crossing for some reason
>entire army piles in to foederati
>start poring in fire from their unshielded side w/ bows
>target & kill their gen
>use the scare on belisarius' cav + flaming/whistling to cause a mass rout
>run them down

rome will be free soon
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>>170912325

Inb4 the
>VH/normal mustard race :^)

meme
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>faster than a blood knight
can we get even faster?
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Any word on Wood Elves getting followers? or better item drops for that matter?
Them not getting followers is completely fucked if you ask me
Anything about new lords for any faction?
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>>170905313
Git gud anon.

You can use those army comps at higher difficulty levels too. you just have to be more agressive to prevent the AI from just b-lining to your artillery
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>>170916582
but Manny is listed as a generic nerd on the store as well
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>>170908192
He's more austistic. Its easier to just raze everything than it is to actually settle or take over provinces.
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>>170918461
Post more Grace and I'll tell you.
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>>170916825
>Dragon-paths stance; High elves utilize their good relationships with dragons to traverse otherwise impassable terrain
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>>170916762
He's Nargash's bitch though
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>>170916582
Maybe its recompense considering mannfred was made into a bitch during end times
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>>170917068
>holding a warhammer like its made of foam
fuck me that looks so dumb.

It's like they played too much WoW and didn't realise that warhammers & axes in that game look dumb as shit because they're too cheap to make unique animations for them.
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>>170914617
its shit gb2 reddit
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>>170918859
Recompense for Mannlet fucking finally getting what he deserves? The whole of Age of Shitmar is solely is fault. The fact that he's even allowed to exist in any way is an insult.
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>>170918941
They're made from the same magic metal that hammer is, so I'd give it a pass.
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>>170916315
wow that looks like serious shite; really hope thats not official
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>its another "/twg/ devolves into /tg/-tier discussion about a setting that is not total war related at all" thread
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>>170919348

They hire a lot of different artists for their artwork and it varies in quality. I think a clear majority of them look solid.

>>170919543

Well, it was obvious when Warhammer became a TW game. I don't mind it too much since I'm a fan of both. And as soon as the new history game comes out it will problably dominate the discussion like every new game always do.
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>>170916379
Lightning breathing dragons were in warhammer fantasy too.
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I can't fucking do an Empire playthrough. I always get sandwiched between shit. This time it was Vampires from one side and fucking Skulltakerz from the other, at the time when I can barely support 1.5 stacks.
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>>170919806

Get NAPs immediately. Eat the rebels as soon as you can. Take out Marienburg with a ambush battle if you can, or try to steal it while they're busy fighting someone.

As soon as Marienburg is taken you will have a steady income and a breather, and you can plan from there.
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>>170920169
>NAPs
?
Thanks for the rest. I usually do take out rebels as fast as possible, the hiccups begin after the first confederation, especially if it puts me towards Vampires.
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>>170920543
non agression pact
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>>170920543

Non-Aggression Pacts.

Also, never, EVER enter a military alliance. The AI will drag you into wars.
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>>170920802
Yeah, I know about that. Can I somehow prevent Dorfs south of Averland from chimping out at me like hairy goblins? They love adding southern front to the list of my already existing problems at worst times.
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>>170920946
Make yourself useful and fight some greenskins.
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>>170919543
>there's a TW game on it
>not related to TW at all

More related than WW1/2
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Whats good AI mod that makes a little bit more interesting.

Never managed to see a proper waagh
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>>170921998
Not sure if it's exactly what you're looking for, but there's http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=761596200
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>>170908223
Do you play Empire vanilla or use mods? Ive had the game in my library for ages but never played it cause i hear nothing but bad things even if the era and map look great.
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>>170919806
>>170920169

Playing a leg run myself as empire.

Have had Reikland sacked by bmemes, mburg, vcunts, skullz, rebels

No one trades or NAPs with me but I had a big break when wissenland joined me and i was able to take an undefended mburg.

Currently in the vamp wars and fully expect to get fucked by chaos

The -8 PO is the biggest change.

Im getting into the habit of planning for rebels and just farming them for XP
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>>170921946
>(you) in charge of reading comprehension
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Well that took a while.
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>>170922875
Now that's proper chivalrous.
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>>170922875
First thing I did on my chaos campaign was take out those fuckers. Occupying ruins I made while spreading corruption? Not on my fucking watch.
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>>170922875
DOMINA VULT
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All this fucking warhammer posting is absolutely insufferable

Fuck off with your ahistorical stupid lore shit faggy LARPers
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>>170923963
Post your campaigns m8.
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>>170916314
Please never direct a game
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>>170923963
fuck off histcuck back to your containment board

>>/his/
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>>170923963
Then post historical campaigns instead of whining.
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>>170923963
Oh no, people are talking about a game I don't like! Should I:

>A) Talk about a game I do like and start discussion.

>B) Complain and accomplish nothing but looking like a bitch.
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>>170923963

>stop posting what I don't like! RREEEEEEE

you should invest in some rope
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>>170916315
Wtf is this thing?
Not sure if bad drawing bad proportional crossbow, or a fucking blaster
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>>170917194
yes
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>>170925106
Sigmar's Bolter of War.
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>>170925106
It's some sort of crossbow lightning caster thing I think
It's definitely crossbow-shaped
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>Download Faith and Steel
>Handgunners pack more punch and have a slower reload
>"Oh boy stronger missile damage, maybe they'll be useful now."
>The shots just throw the enemy back 20 feet
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>>170925579
>He fell for Faith and Steel meme
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>>170925106

It's a hand crossbow, but if you shave off the two arms it's literally just a pistol
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>>170925579
>The shots just throw the enemy back 20 feet
what the fuck

is this real?
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>>170925678

I'm enjoying everything else about it so far, but the handgunner change is by far the dumbest. Why not just give them stronger missile damage?
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>>170925789

Against infantry targets, yes. It makes them really good, they disrupt enemy formations like crazy.

But it's retarded.
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>Karak Ziflin starts raiding my territory when Archaon shows up.
>Declare war and wipe out the 5 stack, but they were allied with Bretonnia.
>5 turns later, Bretonnia won't attack even when they have 4 stacks against my one.
>Raiding a province I forgot I even had.
>Scatter whenever anything comes near 'em, losing a town a turn and perfectly content to hang out in the east.
""""Chivalry""""
Had a chuckle after the third "x the coward" I killed, though.
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>>170922223
It took me some 3 attempts at the tutorial to finally enjoy the game (storming walls is objectively wrong, just wait for the AI to sally)
I played full as Austria, then failed after trying to brute for the Ottomans for objectively bad land in the Balkans while the >H >R >E hated me
Then I went Britain, conquering America because no one cared about the colonies and my Navy could stop all naval invasions, then going for India and North Africa into Europe through Spain, the Caucuses, and Italy
I might just be Frederick the Great, but, I love the sight and sound of musket fire and the charge of noble curaissers.
My previous pic was Darthmod to actually win as Austria.

I would highly recommend Britain for a first playthrough because the AI never performs Naval Invasions (besides Prussia's lust for Panama, I've discovered), so you can learn about developing a navy while advancing military tech and using Jamaica to produce the first Line Infantry in the Americas.

I would say it's a very different game in comparison to the others. Ranged combat means that keeping lines of fire and covering angles is essential, but I like slowly curving my lines around to flank the enemy. Cavalry is for harassment and to attack isolated elements. Artillery harasses and just inspires hasty action that allows for cavalry to shine.
Give it a shot if you've got the space for it, and read about some late 17th and 18th century wars. It might take you a few times to get used to it, but I think it can be a fun experience.
Even then, I love the campaign map. Sure, you can say shit about France and Spain being one territory, but I love developing all the smaller towns (and learning the geography for several modern cities) while the cities act just as recruitment centers.
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>>170925579
Yeah I noticed that and it's really stupid. While playing it there's more (minor) stuff he adds to certain units which I don't like, such as adding unbreakable to pilgrims.
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>>170925980
>people praise this mod

We need to clean the general from the shitters
mods were a mistake
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>>170922497
>AoS is not related to warhammer
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>>170926290
All quiet on the western front
At least until the Mughals dropped 2 stacks in Genoa after I took Rome
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>>170925579
The changes to grail knights/guardians are retarded,i mean less than 1k health wtf
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>>170926389
why is that even necessary, pilgrims already have insanely good leadership.
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>>170926409
The only good mod is
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=882943096&searchtext=

Every other mod can fuck off.
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>>170926512
it's related to warhammer but not to total war
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any day now
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>>170926409

>people think a (one) guy making a fuckton of changes can really test/balance it all on his own

It's why I stick with cosmetic or quality of life mods
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>its a john the armenian claims paris for the roman empire campaign

where the fuck are the ai's armies?
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>>170928567
map mods are okay too.
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>>170928639
Armenians are the strongest race in the world.
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>>170928639
>>170928951
>Following the battle of Tricamaron in North Africa, December 533 AD, where the Romans were victorious against the Vandals, General Belisarius dispatched John the Armenian with two hundred horsemen in pursuit of Gelimer, and transmitted to safe custody at Carthage the Vandal treasures and captives.... John the Armenian had continued in his pursuit during five days, and was on the point of overtaking him, when he himself was slain by a random blow from one of his own soldiers. Belisarius, who was attached to him by the closest ties of friendship, shed tears at the tidings of his death, and assigned a yearly payment for the maintenance and repairs of his tomb. Yet he forgave the involuntary murderer, not only since he had taken shelter at a shrine, but because the dying words of John had avouched his innocence, and with a solemn oath adjured his comrades to refrain from his punishment. The loss of this generous officer had suspended the progress of the cavalry under his command, and favored the escape of Gelimer.

;_;7
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>>170928951
you mean Johns are the strongest race in the world
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>>170929082
>Belisarius, who was attached to him by the closest ties of friendship,

Oh. so they fuggd or what? :DDD
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>>170929292
What are you, a woman? Can you not comprehend the idea of close male friendship?
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>>170929292
>Romans
Do you even have to ask
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>>170916876
>boned
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>>170929467
This and also reminder that it is not gay if you say "no homo" afterwards.
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>>170927057

The Grail Guardian change is awesome what are you on about? It turns them into Bretonnian Aspiring Champions
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>keep save scumming Seige of Marienburg because I keep fucking up

I feel so casual right now please kill me.
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>>170929902
>savescumming
Campaign is lost already.
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Bretonnia campaign is comfy af.
>I started slowly, conquering Marienburg and trying to kill Skullsmasherz in mountains, while exterminating greenskins spawning in my provincies.
>After that i got rid of Mousillon and started to confederate with other Bretonnian factions. Every Bretonnian realm were in friendly realations with each other in contrast to Empire provincies which waged wars upon themselves. Karl Franz managed to destroy seperatist only with my help on turn 50 or something like that.
>When i almost confedarated all of Bretonnia, Druthu attacked Parravon. I provided shield to my fellow Bretonnians and then confederated them. Waterfall Palace was sacked and razed by my forces few turns later. Other welven factions were friendly to me, and we signed military alliances.
>Dwarfs from Grey Mountains wanted to became my vassal and i obviously provided them with my shield. Clan Angrund also allied with me and then we together eliminated greenskin threat in mountains.
>While all of this was happening i constantly protected north of the Empire. Thanks to my efforts Karl Franz finally mananged to unite southern part of Empire, while Hochland northern part. My crusades against Skaeling neutrilzed any threat from them which allowed Kislev, Empire and Hochland to defeat forces of Varg and Chaos. Later i burned Varg settlements too.
>Both Mannlet and Vlad liked me for some reason, but i stared war with them, so my alies (Hochland and Empire) could have two more common enemies which made them confederate.
>Dwarfs were losing badlandsbowl, so i ordered my Welfbros and vassalized Karak Ziflin to attack Greenskins in Badlands. My plan sort of worked, as Grimgor stopped smashing Dorfs so hard, but Thorgrim was still losing. Orion on other hand started to take over Badlands.
>It's turn 140 and Chaos in full force finally arrived to face united and cooperating Dorfs, Welfs and Humanity.
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can I bully the Von Carsteins into confederating with me or do I have to be friendly with them?
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>>170930030
I have failed Ze Laydee
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>>170929902
>savescumming
You are the worst
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I think I may have cucked myself out of confederating Carcassonne.

Bitch only has one territory left but I've surrounded it and nuked the Beastmen so she's relatively safe.
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If just got to set up a formation with all my armies this VH Empire campaign would be over and I could go play fun games, but instead I have to hold against four bunched up chaos armies reinforcing from solid directions fighting my three armies one-on-one. Fucking shit. Is there a mod allowing me to deploy all of them at the beginning of the battle, preferably allowing the enemy to do the same? I'm fine with being a cheating fraud at this point.

Yes I know my army build is retarded, I'm a baddie
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>>170930489
>build
looks fine to me man, am i bad too?
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>>170910979
Add Pestigors to that list.
I need my Nurgle fix.
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>>170930294
Friendly. If you fuck with them they'll only accept vassal.
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>>170927067
I don't know but maybe he thought flagellants = shabby religious zealots = pilgrims.

And also forgetting pilgrims have armour, shields and very similar offensive stats to flagellants.
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>120 boar boy big uns per unit
>11k health
By ze Lady, I need to research the fuck orcs tech ASAP, those shitters will probably wipe knights of the realm the fuck out
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>>170931643
Tech isn't going to help.
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>>170931643
>conquer fucking anywhere mod

GET OOOUUUTTT
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>>170930914
Will vassal make them more likely to confederate with me?
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>event lets you either embrace chaos and gain corruption or get corruption reduction everywhere for a few turns
>there's no point in doing the former

Why even give the choice? It feels like they planned to let you side with chaos or at least get some units or something but gave up on that and just forgot about this event.
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>>170931863
its only for orcs, I felt that they were too weak, so I installed a few mods that boost them and the beastmemes by adding more men to their units, making them respawn with much stronger stacks, including the respawning of the main factions, and giving the orcs the ability to conquer anywhere

it has made fighting them much more fun, even gobbos are a threat when there is 300 of them in one units
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>>170930281

Vlad's diplomatic dialogue is so goddamn comfy.
>courtesy is a sign of good breeding! welcome!
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>>170932152
The welf event is better, where you can get an item in exchange for corruption
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Why does Balthasar Gelt keep saying I AM INNOCENT? Is he on trial? Why does the game never mention this?
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>>170929831
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>>170932283
>Thou shalt forgive me for not shaking thine hand, 'tis filthy.
Rude.
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>>170932587
I thought it was "I AM HEAVEN SENT" but that also makes no sense now I think about it.
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>>170932587
>>170932690
You idiots he's saying I AM IN A CENT

It's a reference to his metal mask
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>>170932587
He's black and CA are a bunch of memelords.

I thought he says "I am in ascent."
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>>170932595
That must be a typo.
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>>170925106
Remember when Warhammer had beautiful oil paintings instead of mass-produced digital?
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>>170932595
>>170932804
I can only guess he forget to change the vanilla hp value, or forgot a zero.
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>>170932758
he refers to his mask as a Cent?
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>>170933073
nope,some other mod is fucking it up
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>>170925106
The new Radious units
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So what's the best army set up to take Marienburg early on as the Brettonians?
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>>170932595
>>170933224
it was "warhorse reskin"
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=877007472
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>>170933283

>Middle ages didn't have javelinmen

Javelinmen were awalys the most common type of skirmisher, ancient times or not
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>>170933283
Your starting army + 2 archers and 2 sword-peasants.
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>>170932764

This

Kek @ 'innocent'

Niggah is OJ under the mask
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Scout Equites>Tagmeta Cav
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>>170933604
I assume tactics wise i just throw peasants at the walls until i win with occasional Pegasus Deep Strikes now and again?
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>>170933283
Start with your starting army
Move to the border between yourself and Marienburg
Hire the max number of Men-at-Arms in that turn
End Turn
On the next turn move in and attack Skullsmasherz, fight them on the field, raze their shit
Also hire a second lord back in your capital, recruit an archer and max number of men at arms in that turn
End turn
On turn 3, besiege Marienburg with the main stack and force march the second stack over, merge depleted melee squads from the ork battle together, delete any excessively weak (<20 men) ones, transfer healthy squads from the second stack over to the main one, then storm the city, blow a hole through a wall with trebuchets, kill the towers around it with them, then cycle charge your cavalry through the gap at the enemy squads guarding it until all of them die, optionally climb the walls with archers to fire from them inside the fortress once it feels safe

Voila, you've destroyed both Marienburg and the ork Menace by turn 3, it works on Legendary as long as you're not completely fucking terrible at battles, In the case that you are terrible, just spend a couple extra turns replacing your spearmen and peasant mobs with swordsmen-at-arms before storming Marienburg.
Shit's easy senpai
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One man shielding civilization from eternal darkness.
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>>170933858
Alrighty I'll give this a try.
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>>170933826
>playing TLR
good choice I liked it too, I hope you are being a good goy and not defecting
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>>170934019
Enjoy getting raped.
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>>170934019
Looks like you've got a bit of a Greenskin problem
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>>170928474
>no kurt helborg lord to put in the reiksmarshal slot
why even live
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>>170934730
I'm allied to greenskins and they are getting raped down in the badlands, dawis are a much bigger problem.

>>170934596
It's okay, he has lightning strike.
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>>170934019
Sure hope your waifu is somewhere close by.
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>Can't gift settlements to other factions
>No longer have peasants walking the roads or ships on the trade lanes
>Can't look at the settlements in game anymore
>Removed the fire dynamic for the battle maps

Why did they remove the fun?
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>>170904996
I rarely play on anything other than Normal/Normal
I actually haven't completed a campaign on the hardest difficulty since NTW
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>>170934889
>lightning strike

fag
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>Buy Wood Elves
>Suddenly game fails to load anymore, getting stuck at 90% with the sound skipping
Why have you forsaken me, god?
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>>170935676
Once you fill out vlad's melee and magic there isn't a lot else to use it on that'll be worthwhile
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How many armies can join errantry war quest? I have Leon, Fey and one generic Lord standing close to each other in chaos wastes, but when I want to begin the quest only Leon and that generic Lord show up with their armies on the pre-battle versus screen. Is something wrong?

Also what will happen when I finish it. Will the Chaos Invasion end or i also need to kill Archaon and rest of his faction on the campanign map like when i play as other races?
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>>170936047
It's a quest battle so you can only bring one army.
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Best VC Necromancer LL? I've played too many Vlad/Mannfred campaigns of just soaking and stalling and not dying. I want to rip the earth asunder and raise the damned to do my bidding.
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Why does Bret start with an aversion towards the race they exist to protect?
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>>170936210
Fugg, you are right. That other guy isn't mine generic lord.
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>>170936441
Ghorst is much better than Kemmler.

But they're both pretty shit.
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>>170936441
Kemmler horde gameplay is super fun.
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>>170936473
>Bretonnia, defenders of civilization
>exist to protect chaos elves
You're not making any sense, lad.
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>>170936473
Somebody has been reading End Times lore. CA apparently hates End Times as much as we do!
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>>170936638
Kemmler is suited to Horde gameplay because his raise dead is cheaper right?
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>>170933858
Wait, you can actually destroy walls with siege engines during battles? I never tried cause it said the walls are indestructible.
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>>170936809
Too bad there's no mod for that. It'd be pretty damn fun.
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>>170936958
I don't know, it says his Raise Dead is cheaper on the LL selection screen, I can't see anything else that would make Kemmler a better leader for Horde armies than that?
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>>170936843
some parts are indestructible,others not so much
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>When Marienburg sallies out to fight you on the open fields so you can full exploit the usage of your knights

Really rattles my lances.
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>>170937045
Him being a horde would be thematic since he's pretty much that in the lore.
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What's some good house rules for a Chaos playthrough to spice it up a bit?

Playing Steel Faith + Legendary, any other mods to up the challenge?
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>>170936473
It's not your aversion toward them, it's their aversion toward you.
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so Hemmler was the only dude I had left in my last battle and I wanted to retreat with him but instead he just dropped down dead...

I thought only vampire units crumbled and lord & heroes could just rout?
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>>170937585
You're probably looking to limit/impede your recruiting and army composition

For example only recruiting norscans until you've razed/subjected the entire Norsca, no trolls or giants until you've razed troll country/kislev

Also limiting your army composition, maybe in the same way there are limits on tabletop (although I don't know exactly how it works, but I'm sure some fucking nerds here can help out)
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>>170937585
I just replace my starting lord with one of the random ones and play til that horde gets killed or wins
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>>170905863

>DIVINE JEWISH VICTORY

kek
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does Invocation of Nehek only heal in combat or something?

Trying to use it to top units up before the enemy reaches my line and it isn't doing shit.
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>>170937914
No, all vampire units crumble.
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>>170937914
All vc units can suffer crumbling, even generals and stuff
They recently changed things so that if the only unit left in an army after battle is the general, he dies too
>>170938238
You units might be capped off at their starting casualties and can't be increased above that number
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>>170938238
it can't heal to values higher than what you had at the start of the battle, signified by that bar across the unit's HP
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>Isabella's starting army
>Bats and some ghouls

Are you joking? What's the best opening move for her? Go straight for Drakenhof?

>>170938238

You can't heal units more than their starting HP.
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>>170938357
Recent update might've messed with that bar appearing as it seems not to sometimes
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First post tells me which campaign to finish next
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>>170934745
soon
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>>170938543
Legendary Angrund.
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>>170938543
Tree hitler. Burn town the entire world so all that remains is the forest.
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>>170938636
Dick

>>170938652
Next time I guess
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>>170938346
>>170938357
>>170938419
Well fuck me, I could've won that fight if I wasn't retarded
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>>170938846
>Dick
It's a fun campaign, laddie.
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>>170938419
Isabella should have 4-6 vampire heroes in her army with the proper units being fodder. Soften them up with Wind of Death/Pit of Shades and march in with the vamps, clean up with overcast Invocation of Nehek. ez pz
Just merge the two vamp heroes you get from the start and rush drakenhof. Vargheists + Bats rek anything on the walls while your vamps climb the ladders. From there it's easy as fuck.

Be warned though, VC as Isabella is a bit boring if you do it the most effective way (as above); fast-forward battles with vamps slowly chugging through the enemy lines.
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>>170938419
Drakenhof is better defended than Templehof by far. What I did was make a NAP with Baldy, and when he fucked off for whatever reason, broke it and took Drakenhof after uniting the rest of Sylvania. Hurt my rep, but nobody was dealing with me anyways. And long term, pissing off Mannfred gets you good boy points with the rest of the old world. Just be ready to defend yourself if anyone declares war.
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>>170933858
Well i'll be damned it worked flawlessly.

Didn't even need to fight the siege battle because the Merryburgers decided to sally out and promptly got curbstomped.

Thank you wise anonymous councilman.
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>>170939092
Nah I just kind of want my Dwarf campaign to be as the actual Dwarfen king.
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Ayo Franz, come help me swag this kid out
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>>170933858
>blow a hole through a wall with trebuchets, kill the towers around it with them
I've always found in Warhammer that it takes eons for siege engines to destroy towers even in groups of three and that single ones barely have enough ammunition to destroy two targets.
Am I doing something wrong?
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>>170939734
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>>170939643
You're in luck - Belegar is the true king of all peaks.
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>>170940060
For real though, in regards to the lore, isn't Grudgebearer the king of ALL Dwarfs?
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I feel like playing Fall of the Samurai for the first time in years, what mods should I use?

The pastebin recommends Land of the Rising Sun, but I know that hasn't been updated in ages so I was wondering if there's anything else
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>>170939269

Her red skill tree seems really shit compared to Vlad's.

+armor on Vargheists and +Melee Defense and AP on Fell Bats doesn't seem very impressive.
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>>170938419
I think she has a decent army. I usually put both vampires in her army and recruit 2 vargheists. When that's done I raise all the dead I can and attack whatever the non Mannfred VC faction is called.

Vargheists she super good so just hold the line with your vampires, zombies and skellies and attack zombies and skeleton warriors from behind and everything slightly dangerous with Vargheists and you should easily wini play on vh/vh and I think Isabella's start is the easiest of all VC starts.
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>>170940321
Why would you skill up the red tree when she's supposed to be used in a hero heavy army? The zombies are just there to bog down the enemy and buy the vamps time for their OP as fuck spells/melee.
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>>170940141
Yep, since he's the High King and all.
Too bad his campaign is kinda crappy compared to Belegar's.
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>>170940402
Because she gets unique buffs to vargheists, bats, varghulfs, and terrorgheists
50+ armor on gheists and armor piercing bat spam isnt bad
Plus they can reinforce vlad and catch up to his vanguard really fast
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>Marienburg gives 10k gold per turn
>didn't even maximize economic buildings

Alberic and my "estate owner" +20% income damsel are putting in some work.
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>>170940056

bretty gud season for crops desu
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>>170940774
I rushed Wind of Death and the Terror aura before going up that tree. Though I play without Vlad until I sack Altdorf, makes it a bit more interesting.
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Does this fucking faggot want to go in the book?
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are any of the red skills past honest steel worth taking as empire? The only one past rally that looks particularly good is the ward save for tanks and demigryphs
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>>170941012
Her trees are stretched a little thin if you want to get different things, I think I ended up doing her horse, 3 points in armor, 3 points in HP (for 45% more with the chalice), unlocked all 6 spells, unlocked undeath resurgent with vargheist buffs mostly, and then the last point in route marcher

Vlad was just spam melee buffs, unlock spells, and lightning strike which was a bit easier to plan for
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>>170932764
>>170932587
>>170932758
>>170933126
I thought it was

"I am in a scent"
Like he smells bad or something. maybe he's like a dog and chasing after a trail.
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How long do summons last for now?

I thought they used to be permanent and lasted after battles as well.
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>>170941515
They never lasted after battles. They did use to be permanent in battle, but then they were made temporary but then they were made both cheaper and more plentiful.
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Repanse when?
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>>170942013
Hopefully never.
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>>170941454
REE

"I am in assent."

assent
əˈsɛnt
noun
1.
the expression of approval or agreement.
"a loud murmur of assent"

verb
1.
express approval or agreement.
"the Prime Minister assented to the change"
synonyms: agree to, accept, approve, consent to, acquiesce in, concur in, accede to, give one's blessing to, bless, give one's seal/stamp of approval to, rubber-stamp, say yes to;
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>>170942013
>No repanse
>no free battle standard hero for bretonnia
>no command group models in any units


If there's one thing I want before the second game...

well its a minor human races pack. But if there's a second it would be command group models and musician sounds
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>>170942272
No its clearly scent. Magic smells funny. why do you think goblins fear elves?
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>>170942329
>Second game

Hol up what?
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>>170942409
So they would feel extra bad when Grom the Pauch brought his Waaagh to Atlantis
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>>170941436
Best part with having a ton of vamp heroes in your army is that it's much faster to occupy and build garrisons/walls.
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Lads, my current conundrum, it's turn 80 odd, I'm da bloody 'andz, I've got Grimgor at my back - we aren't at war (NAP no more), but as I'm starting to go out into da wurld, can I trust dat git or should I turns around and genocide him before going any further?
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>>170942518
>this slow.
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>>170942518
Total war warhammer is going to be a trilogy with the second game being the new world (i.e. elves and lizard people across the ocean) and the last one expanding eastward into evil dwarf and ogre territory and more demons.
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Perhaps the very first setback suffered by the Ruinous Power since they came pouring out of the north into a well entrenched and reinforced Kislev, Vlad will need to continuously prove himself as both emperor and last guardian of civilization.
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>>170936473
>Researching the "Cleanse the woodlands" decree

feels good to kill them all
>>
Total War: Toy Soldiers
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>>170942558
Grimgor was quick in trying to fuck me last time I played as Bloody Handz. He's nearly impossible to please.
Look at your relationship status with him (hover your mouse over the face icon you see on his settlements or the diplomacy screen) I guarantee it's gonna be like -10 -> -50
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>>170942642
>>170942737
Shit I legit never heard about this.

Radical.
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Can I do it lads?
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>>170943384
No.
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>>170943384
Is that a rhetorical question?
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>>170943384
c'mon now...
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>>170942862
>only one blood knight
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>>170943773
>>170943656
>>170943646
Please don't judge too harshly I am new at legendary
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>>170934745


How powerful is someone like Kurt in the lore? He's the reiksmarshal but at the end of the day he's just a knight with a power sword. Would he beat like one of those phoenix guards the Elves have?
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>>170943204
Currently at 24 and improving for some reason. I think for now we might try and eat Tilea.
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>>170944176
>non ap cavalry against Chaos.
Not too effective to be honest.
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>it's another Lyonese calls you to help with Mousillion only to instantly peace out of the war once you get to there episode
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>>170945270
cycle charging my good man.
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>>170944703

Pretty powerful. Anybody in the Warhammer lore with a name is protected with a healthy dose of plot armor that can only be beeched by other named characters.
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>>170943384
What kind of army comp is that. Where's your ranged units.
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Like shaving a spider's ass
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>>170944703
He's one of the best warriors the empire has to offer. He can 1v1 damn near anybody in the lore, minus magic. Put him up against heroes and lords and he'll smash but he will need back up.
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>>170945691
Those aspiring champions should probably get promoted to exalted heroes after that
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>Red Duke force marches out of Vampland
>Move to attack him
>Next turn 2 other full vamp stacks come down as well and now I'm outnumbered 3-1

gg wp Vamps
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>>170945270
Chaos tend to bring a fuck ton of chariot and trolls.
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>>170938543
Von Carstein/Vampire Counts are incredibly easy
though you're not spoiled for choice with early expansions; good lands for money are halfway across the map
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Holy shit, the Empire is fucking the best campaign

>finished off secessionists, now started to eyeing Marienburg's booty
>they actually declared war to a random Bretonnian faction and their main stack abandoned the city
>"It's happening"
>immediatly declared war and bum-rushed capital, thanks to Gelt's mortar
>main stack fucked off somewhere deep in Bretonnia and died
>but before that they invited Scaeling to join war against me
>literally what the fuck moment
>Scaeling then invited Hochland (!!!) against me
>Hochland then proceeded to invite Nordland and Ostland
>literally sitting in disbelief

After few turns I managed to ambush Nordland's stack and wiped them out and forced them to sign a peace treaty. Next turn these guys declared war on Hochland while his stacks were away near the Altdorf and I got easy peace treaty here too. That was a genuinely awesome moment.
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>>170944784
Lucky boy~
Keep banging his enemies and who knows, maybe you'll become good friends.
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>>170926290
>Artillery harasses and just inspires hasty action that allows for cavalry to shine.
Nah man, arty, especially big cannons like the 24 pounders can and will decimate your enemies. Once they've gained some experience to buff their accuracy bigger arty will absolutely wreck anything, especially once you unlock shrapnel shot. Also really good for sniping generals early in the battles.

An annoying bug in ETW means that in campaign view you can never see the stat increases your veterans get, but you can see them during battles.
>>
Why does the Conquer This World trailer put emphasis on the dwarf infantry when it's their missile units and artillery that are truly their speciality?
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>>170946769
>French Istanbul
wew
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>>170946502
You haven't seen anything until the Empire Secessionists invite Mousillon into a war against Bretonnia.
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Why aren't they attacking me? They are in range...
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>>170912673
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>>170907991
Why are they bros?
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>>170931863
conquer anywhere does make some interresting broken scenario

>tfw crooked moon owned half of britannia and the vault and had like 6 full stacks all time
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>>170946916
He's got a real kunnin plan in action here, I wouldn't expect a stuntie to see that.
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>>170946916
gunna wait til dey shoots all da gobbos back to us, den we go an' kick 'em in wif even more ladz
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One day later and I'm STILL FUCKING MAD.
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Playing Chaos gets you some cinematic as fuck shots
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>>170946898
This is only going to get better with each new race.
>High Elves have invited Skaven to join their war against you
>Skaven have invited Chaos Dwarfs to join their war against you
>Chaos Dwarfs have invited Lizardmen to join their war against you
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>>170947149

Greenskins should be able to occupy anywhere honestly, it makes no sense that they can't
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>>170947569
They should at least get welf-style occupation of human lands and stuff
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>>170945916


damn I want him as LL now
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>>170946898
really makes u 'fink
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>>170947545
Chaos are very thematically pleasing if nothing else
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>>170947507
>steel faith overhaul
wew laddie
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>>170947690
J-just one of Skarsnik's schemes!
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>>170947678
How hard would it be to implement that?

Also give more use to those Chaos Gates that spawn after you raze settlements as Chaos.
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>>170947690
Real kunnin'
also
>Akhbarr End-Bringer
what did CA mean by this?
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>>170946890
It was a good campaign. The frogs were actually my allies.
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>>170947783

Those Chaos Gates are probably going to be used to recruit Chaos Daemons in a future release
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How do you play Chaos /twg/? I've started four campaigns now and they have all devolved into shit.
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>>170947694
They certainly make it look like the end of the world
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>>170947789
araby dlc soon
with kamikaze camel riders
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>>170942272

Makes sense.

No need to ree faggot. It's almost as though the tinny distorted voice isn't being clearly heard.
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>>170947998
Really fucking carefully. And rely on your super-heavy Warriors to crack the enemy lines, hopefully letting you chain-rout them. Choose support skills first, such as horde growth and recruitment cost reduction, then red line for reductions in vigour and infantry skills.
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>>170947998
I usually burn down half of Norsca to get experience/growth before heading down south. The Old World isn't going anywhere, and it can be fun fighting some of the late game armies. Just be careful about how much time is spent up north, since it gives the AI breathing room.
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>>170915627
I prefer Chaos despite the broken mechanics because I enjoy being the LORD OF THE END TIMES

Between two campaigns where you just burn things to the ground the weaker units the beastmen have and the near requirement you use their hide and go seek stance to avoid dying isn't that fun for me
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>>170947970

I imagine Chaos Daemons will come with a ton of content added to regular Chaos Warriors.

It's probably why we won't see a real rework of the faction until that release
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>>170942272
It's clearly "I'm in ascent" because he flies on a pegasus

see
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>>170946397

DELETE THIS

Vamps feeling easy on legendary is because of my dank skills.
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>>170922875
There's a Vaul's anvil in Naggaroth too. I wonder what they're going to do about that
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>>170948331
Bloodthirster and bloodletters w h e n
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>>170947998
take it slow, the old world ain't going nowhere :P

In all seriousness I like to have chaos warriors before heading out of norsca
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>>170914884
>chaos is pounding empire up the ass
>you choose to fight greenskins
not chivalrous/10
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>>170947998

How do you play Chaos /twg/?

By not playing Chaos
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>>170948297
>The Old World isn't going anywhere
>>170948570
>the old world ain't going nowhere :P

Chaos-mind
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>>170915509
its metal as fuck
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>>170948297
>I usually burn down half of Norsca to get experience/growth
I've tried that, but when I emerge from Norsca with an an elite army Kislev just drowns me in armies which at first are easily overcome but eventually just fring me down into dust given the nature of chaos replenishing or recruiting to cover losses.
Playing Chaos just highlights mades me angry at how absurd CA's ai is and how many cheats it needs to rely on when Kislev despite having had all but two of its settlements razed can still support four full stacks.
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>>170948573
Greenskins are a threat that can be as bad Chaos.
Or at least that's what CA thinks.
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>>170910871
your genitals rot off if you become undead

it's kind of a moot point
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What's the best way to weaken a garrison so that a rebel army can take a settlement in Attila?
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Defended against 2 full stacks of Langobards my Elite Ostrogoth Pikemen racked up 400 kills each.
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>>170947694

I dont know enough about the lore but it bothers me that chaos always seems to have such manpower.

Like, beyond drawing from frozen nord fucks, they have people flocking to them.

Wat?

>Yeah I know they are always on about blood and skulls and will basically rape your infant son and plant what's left on a spike just for the lulz but......they've got a really good dental plan
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Chosen? More like BROKEN lolololo
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>>170942737
will we get a grand campaign that puts all factions on the same map? or will this be like shogun 2 with rots and fots.

will we at least be able to access all factions in custom/multiplayer battles?
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>>170949135
I believe there will be a grand campaign that includes everything

But no real info yet.
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>>170947998
a lot of kiting through the chaos wastes when 20 stack crusades get sent at you. it took me over 350 turns to beat the chaos campaign when the game first came out.
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>>170948428
>play vamps on legendary
>loot helm of discord
>gg
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>>170949135
They've said they're working on how to make it work as one big campaign.
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>>170949032
The secret is that big chaos invasions only occur every so often and time doesn't really work properly in the chaos wastes, plus there are a lot of chaos affiliated tribes hanging around outside of Norsca
You could have chaos warriors coming together in the same horde that were born hundreds of years ago and they've just been trickling in that whole time. (plus, once the gods start taking notice of you when you're at chosen level and above time stops being much of a consideration anyway)
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>>170948872
That's what the greenskins think.
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>>170949135
We'll probably get something like empire with several theaters.

AI is probably going to be too dumb to shift stacks through maps.
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>>170948872
I wish the game would portray the disunity of Greenskins a bit better :3
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>>170949434
Fucking BTFO.
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Can't wait for Chaos Invasion: Naggaroth Edition with the new expansion.

I wonder if they'll split up the Chaos LL to have some attack the New World and some the Old
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>>170949675

Well, by logic, you should have Archaon and kholeth in the old world and the ultra faggot in the new.
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>>170949665
How does this even happen? The AI never attacks me unless the auto-resolve bar is heavily in their favor.
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>playing Louen
>army is bloodied due to fighting a million battles in a row
>attack norscans
>turns out I positioned the other stack slightly wrong and it won't reinforce
>for some reason can't retreat
>valiant defeat
>lose all the starting units
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>170949665
man, autoresolve is all kinds of fucked up
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>>170949675
Maybe they'll add the Daemons of Chaos
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>>170949665
>that balance of power
do the other 2 stacks have 1 unit or something
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>>170949032
95% of the time you're not part of a Chaos invasion as a proper Chaos Warrior, you're chilling in the warp snorting warpstone dust off of daemon dicks and killing each other, only to come back to life again for another go.

It's pretty sweet, considering the alternative of mortal life.
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???
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>>170949665
*sniff sniff*
smells like Steel Faith autoresolve bugs ;-)
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>>170949865
Valkia could be in the new world and Tamurkhan in the east.
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>>170950010
He never forgot the dog cuckapults.
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>>170949897
They can do that if they're desperate. I once had Louen besiege my full stack in Couronne by himself, at minimal hp, because I took all of his towns and wrecked his army (he managed to run away).
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>>170947998
>demolish marauder building
>disband all marauders
>build chaos warrior building next turn
>you can now win vs. literally everyone
This is what I did on my chaos campaign, currently turn 20 and I've destroyed Kilsev and I'm onto Ostermark now
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THE CATTLE RISE AGAINST US
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Can anyone explain why the fucking Bret Duke AI is so goddamn lazy?

I am sick and fucking tired of getting dragged into wars that I end up fighting all by myself because the AI just go braindead and stay inside their fucking settlements.

Shit's really starting to get annoying.
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>When the ai suicide one of its stack to raze one of your top leveled settlements

This is so fucking annoying. What's the fucking point?
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>>170951059
I think the problem is really how small scale the game is

The map is tiny, there is so little room between settlements, and factions get so little money that for the first 80 turns are basically one good stack with maybe a supporting stack of cheap trash units. The AI also cannot make two decisions at once, they cant plan an attack on an enemy town and defend themselves by distributing their forces properly across their empire so you always get these giant zerg armies roaming around the map, which also means if one zerg hits another zerg the losing zerg loses their whole empire. Its not just a CA issue either, Paradox does this with all their games where their AI cant think about two things at once so you always get one border protected or one objective swarmed and the rest of their empire is left undefended.

CA wont fix a problem this big, and there isnt that much we can do to fix it either. I suspect you could try though by getting a mod that makes the AI more aggressive and something that increases the starting gold by double, so every faction can support two full 20 stacks from turn 1.
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>>170942272
I, too, disapprove of the ignorance of these idiots.

Read some fucking books, /twg/.
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>>170951789
The map space thing is so fucking true and it annoys me to no end.

That a faction can declare war on you and move directly from their own settlement to your settlement in a single turn is fucking stupid.
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>>170951519
razing one of your top level settlements.

you fucking moron.
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>Turn 1
>Enemy hero manages to assassinate my LL

Cool. Just... fucking amazing.
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>>170952127
haha!

what an epic story

epic FOR THE WIN!
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>>170951059
>I am sick and fucking tired of getting dragged into wars

Stick to defensive alliances to reduce this as an issue.

>the AI just go braindead and stay inside their fucking settlements.

You really have to war coordinate those idiots.
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>>170952127
Guess they weren't so legendary after all.
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>>170952070
Except they could use that stack for something much more productive like defending their own top settlement, as it is I just won a very easy victory and accomplished a long term objective 5-6 turn earlier than I anticipated.
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Hopefully there will actually be some decent endgame in the next one.

Like by the time you've conquered the Old World a massive power block has formed in the new one, and you battle it out.
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>>170951936
Attila had the exact same problem, as do most TW games.

The thing is CA hasn't made logistics a feature in TW, which is fucking hilarious for a company trying to be historical. Literally every single war ever has been massively influenced by the logistical power of the armies involved, whole kingdoms have collapses when logistics have failed.

Without logistics being a feature, there is no reason to have space between towns, so CA makes the maps compact so you dont have to spend much time running between towns. But it leads to all the problems we have with TW games today.

Seriously CA needs to stop making historical titles and go back to basics on what warfare is; its a balance between strategy, tactics and logistics. Yet they really only achieve one part of this which is tactics.
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Tell me about the lizard men capamaign twg. I'd like to know about the units and how it might all work.

I'm so excited for mayan dinosaurs.
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So, why do you hate Wood Elves so much /twg/ ?

I understand there is the one autistic shitposter who makes those weird unnecessarily verbose posts about how "We are now in the season of whateverthefuck" but why do the vast majority of people seem to dislike the faction?

I don't see people post their WE campaigns, I don't see WE memes getting made, I don't see people posting multiplayer army aftermaths of their WE battle, etc.

I'm not saying they are the best faction and that you need to play them or something, but what is it about them that makes you actively hate them so?

Be honest.

Is it the androgyny?
Is it the fanbase?
What?
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>>170952819
the price
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>>170952561
>power block

Read some fucking books
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>>170952816
This does Lizardmen justice. https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer/Tactics/8th_Edition/Lizardmen

Basically they are a bunch of unstoppable tanks who deal godlike damage, with the added trait of having the most powerful mages in the game
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>>170952819
Because for quite some time they had a number of campaign (nearly) breaking bugs that meant those isolationist tree fuckers would leave their bongs in the woods around turn 40, pop out of a bush with nine stacks and paint the fucking map green. When your hippy faggots get the name 'green chaos' and do a better job of map clearing than the supposed harbingers of doom, it makes twg a little angry.

Also all elves should be exterminated on general principles.
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>>170952819
The campaign is boring as shit, the army composition is atrocious and aesthetically its not as cool as dudes in armor, skeletons in armor, giant fucking lizards or rats riding fucking wheels with cannons.

Your army will always be the exact same, its a handful of awful melee troops who just hold the line and a metric fuckton of archers that melt everything. The only cool units are the bigger trees and dragon, which you wont get until turn 100+ anyway and which are countered by every end game army ever since Chaos will be everywhere with halberds, as will whats left of empire.

The campaign is awful because you spawn in the easiest to defend location on the map, with no one who can threaten you, as well as a fucking MASSIVE slog to try and reunite the wood elves factions.
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>>170952819
Archery focused armies are gay as hell.

Durthu and his monster focused army is cool, though.
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>>170953121
I have a dream anon. A dream where lizard cities are much like wood elf towns. Massive and so on. Slann can suddenly decide you need to teleport somewhere and fucking rape someone with magic dinosaurs. For this you'll get a certain number of zoatibix enabling either new units or research. Then the next turn the slaan might decide you need to go off and fucking rape Manlet or sack Mt Squighorn. All via teleport. Except at home the skaven are gnawing at the roots of everything and you're constantly on guard.

I love the variety in armies and suddenly getting told that next turn I'm fighting orcs in the badlands and the turn after I've a mission to reinforce the otherwise fucked feet enchantress just sounds so much fun. Then once enough zoatibix are acquired we launch a pyramid into orbit and fuck off to space.
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>>170952819
Empire
>SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS! humans standing up to monsters and chaos. artillery.
Greenskins
>WAAAAGH! GOBBOS, GONNA STAB EM GORK N MORK
Vampire Counts
>spooky skellingtons, vampires, monsters THE TRUE VON CARSTEIN
Dwarfs
>MUH GRUDGES, KAZOOOK
Chaos
>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, badass spiky dudes.
Beastmen
>POO POO PEE PEE. smashing civilization. rapegoating. minotaurs
Brettonia
>ZE LADY, CHIVALRY IS ALL. smelly peasants n muh crusades

Wood Elves
>staying in your giant forest and takin care of trees i guess. and bows and being a cowardly knife eared shit. Tree men are the biggest appeal for me honestly.
They're not particularly memey
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>>170953368
They're a lot more fun if you play as tree Hitler.
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>>170953630
There's something to this. The neetposter tried to step up their meme game, but his memes were weak, just like worst elves.
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>handily winning a defensive siege battle
>notice my morale is dropping
>"You are losing ground!"
>some of the enemies I routed ran inside my base, re-grouped and captured the centre
>lose because I can't kill every enemy unit in the plaza before 200 seconds are up
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>>170952819
I don't frequent /twg/ that much but I personally dislike them because they're worse than Norsca to fight again. Any unit that is controlled by the AI that can shoot whilst moving frustrates me to the extent I will never play a manual Norsca-WE battle. As for playing them I tried it once thinking it would be fun to only have non-elf units but there weren't very many and they were shit so I gave up.
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>>170952819
If you actually look at the WC faction, and consider all archers one unit, you see they have worse unit diversity than even beastmen.

I think fundamentally thats the reason why. They are not a fun faction to play because archers are boring.
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>>170953121
Yet they still got absolutely fucked beyond belief by a single clan of rats.
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>>170954620
>>170953630
Ignore these

Wood Elves are the most micro-intensive faction in total war. They're fun but tough, and all their units are glass besides trees and above.
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>>170954903
Considering those rats also destroy the whole fucking world and technically 'win' old world warhammer I dont think thats such a negative to their name. They put up a bigger fight against Chaos and rats than literally all the other factions combined.
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>>170952816

Lizardmen reside in massive Temple Cities, which are the largest, most impressive cities in the entire world with Aztec style pyramids that touch the clouds. Each city's location was predetermined by the revered "Old Ones" and connects to a geomantic grid that circles the planet, effectively each city itself is a place of intense power from which the ruling Slann Mage Priests can communicate and effect the world in relative safety from the powers of Chaos.

Over thousands of years almost every city has been lost save for a handful, some are infested with Skaven, others Chaos Daemons, and some are simply empty ruins. Each city contains Golden Plates chiseled with ancient messages with the Old Ones, instructions on how to complete the Great Plan, the instructions would in theory contain all the information necessary to seal Chaos away once and for all.

These golden plates are sacred to the Lizardmen, but to many other races they are simply loot to be taken, many wars have waged over intrepid explorers stealing Lustria's wealth and bringing it back to their home cities, only to have the city burned to the ground weeks later by an infuriated Lizardmen Host.

They are a force of absolute Order, more so than any faction. Lizardmen are Spawned from pools, therefore relatively safe from the touch of Slaanesh, in battle they are ruled by primal fury, not bloodlust and therefore cannot be corrupted by Khorne, they do not change, at all. In fact Saurus do not age. In the thousands of years the Lizardmen have resided in Lustria they've barely invented a weapon better than a big spiked club, protecting them from Tzeentch. Their society is utterly free of corruption, so there's nothing for Nurgle to work with...
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>>170954903
Aren't those rats the ones specialised in NBC warfare essentially?
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>try and make friends with von carstien so I can confederate for dem legendary lords
>go to war with Averland because they're at war with Averland so I think it'll make them like me
>destory Averland's army in an epic battle
>they don't want to do diplomacy with me after
>next turn the dwarves invite them to go to war with me and they accept
>they sack my settlement
>I manage to take out half of Vlad's beefcake stack with my shitty little stack in a Valiant defeat
>he then uses MY CORPSE MOUND to replenish his army with elite units
>no elite units left for me to build an army with
>he's coming to attack my army sieging Averhiem despite the fact that I'm trying to help him
FUCK THIS GAME

Should I have just attacked Vlad early on and made him my vassal? Would that be a better way of getting him to confederate?
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>>170954951
>Wood Elves are the most micro-intensive faction in total war
Na, Brets are

If you want to play them well you have to cycle charge 8+ cav units over and over

All you have to do with WC is a line of melee and a line of archers focus firing units in order of danger. Thats not hard to do at all.
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>>170953594
>lizardman ending (replace capitalism with chaos)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM
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>>170955074

Cont.

Lizardmen are split into 4 distinct races.

-Slann are giant fat frogs, and the greatest casters on the entire planet, only rivaled by the mightiest of Chaos Daemons, they are the guiding hand of the Lizardmen, but the shroud of Chaos often clouds their minds, lulling them into long sleeps where they are relatively useless.

-Saurus are 7 foot tall bipedal dinosaurs, they were created solely for war. Each Saurus is spawned knowing how to wield a weapon, their scales are as hard as metal, and their strength is terrifying, their resolve in combat is almost unmatched, it's thought that they may not even feel pain at all. Despite all this they are dim and slow to act, while a solid Frontline they are notoriously slow.

-Skinks are small and quick aquatic lizards, they do most of the administrative work required to run a massive Temple City but in times of War they are called upon to serve as fast skirmishers and at times Frontline soldiers. Skinks also have the most affinity for the natural creatures of Lustria, and are the ones who tame many of the Dinosaurs used in war.

-Kroxigar are Ogre-sized Crocodile Men wielding clubs the size of trees. They are dumb, dumber than Saurus and often used as labor when they aren't smashing apart the enemy. They have a natural affinity with Skinks, both being aquatic and are able to be part of the same unit on the Tabletop
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>>170955123
The rats specialize in fucking everything and everyone up all the time

They are literally unstoppable, in fact the End Times proved it.

The way they 'progress' is by ripping themselves apart until a better leader comes up, sort of how real world rats will eat each other until only one survives. They are basically Orcs on Warp steroids.
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>>170955292
>long sleeps
understatement
Slann sleep for centuries at a time in some cases and are usually only awake for a day to a week before sleeping again
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Gimmie a list of the best damaging spells /twg/

Which race is best if I want to be a mind-bullet wizard?
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>>170955753
Lizardmen Soon
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Idiot anon here. Thanks most kindly for some really well written answers. I am now even more excited for this faction.

Additionally I'd like your opinion >>170953594 's idea because to me that sounds fun as fuck.
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>>170955753
the most powerful damaging spell is overcast wind of death; capable of killing 500+
its cast cost is 28
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>between turn 60-80
>just getting to the point where I can afford multiple doomstacks and send forces to muck around on the other ends of the map for XP and some damn variety
>take that one extra province and Chaos spawns
>quit the campaign because all the fun immediately gets sucked out of it
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>>170955553
like elven populaton numbers fluctuating as needed, the long naps of the slann mage priests last only until the plot could use a slann.
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>>170955545
Yes yes but the ones in lustria were pestilens right? In the same way as smallpox, syphilis and did a number on the indians, shitting in a spawning pool really fucks lizards too.
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>>170956047
Yes they were, its a not so subtle reference to colonization
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>Be not empire
>Pick dwarves
>Everything goes better than expected

??
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Just finished Greenskin's short campaign. Feel a little unfulfilled; by the time I sorted out my own backyard and went up to Empireland, all that was left to do was to push Mr. End-Times over.

Should I bother with the long campaign? Or just go for another race?
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>>170956045
I just love Slann so much.

>spend the afternoon contemplating water droplets on the back of a beetle. The way they iridesce in the setting sun.
>get fed by attentive skinks without even moving a muscle. Forget to chew for three days while pondering the infinite abyss that lies between the electrons of some cow in pfeildorfs hooves. Remember to chew. Ponder some more about every chain of events that brought those atoms into place.
>fart. This interpreted accordingly by skinks. Estalia is razed to the ground by remorseless Saurus warriors in accordance with your interpreted wishes.
>consider considering the alignment of the fruit on a tree as it relates to the movement of the sun.
>flick tongue out. Catch fly. Remember to chew. Have a nap
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>>170956487
>Be Stunti
>lose all your holds
>end times come and you have accomplished nothing
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>>170956487
>play dwarfs
>having lots of fun
>around turn 100, I've conquered all the badlands
>campaign gets extremely boring and is now just me steamrolling the rest of the map and Chaos
>I quit before I conquer the whole map out of boredom

Every.

Single.

Time.

It is only with Dwarfs too, for some reason I can convince myself to keep going as the Greenskins.
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>>170956543
>Should I bother with the long campaign? Or just go for another race?

Depends on how fulfilled you feel I guess. I always keep going if I'm having fun but if the campaign is starting to feel like a chore don't force yourself to keep going. If you are at that point where you are basically just hitting "next turn" over and over, and nothing is keeping your interest then I'd start a new campaign with a new race.

The Badlands feel particularly repetitive, I usually cant play Greenskins/Dwarfs back-to-back as a result.
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>Factions breaks their NAP with me
>I become untrustworthy since they broke it so soon

Thanks, game.
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Does Lightning Strike not work while you are defending? Or is it because I got attacked while on marching stance? I had to rush from fucking Marienburg to fucking Middenheim to save Boris' rump and all five Varg stacks attacked me at once and I can't disable reinforcements.
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>>170957294
I believe Lightning Strike only works if you are initiating the assault/attack yourself, yes.
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>>170956556
>Remember to chew.
pic related

>consider considering
very slann
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>>170956715
It really bugs me as Dorfs that by the time I consider going north of the mountains basically everything is dead. Sometimes there's some undead to shit on but otherwise it's just marching the iron breakers north and smacking archon. Doesn't help that retaking or more usually, recolonizing in the direction of Sjoktrakken is slow, fiddly and very dull.
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>>170952819
They are a pretty uninteresting faction to play, and aren't enjoyable to watch either.

At least Beastmen have things like Minotaur charges, Cygor stone throws, and devolve & flock of doom (pre-nerfs).

Wood Elves are literally just archers, archers, and more archers.

Only thing that is somewhat entertaining about the WE faction is their stag cavalry.
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>>170957294
it's lightning strike, not lightning defense, anon.
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>>170957403
I think CA really needs to work on making sure the Empire survives long enough to make some semblance of a defense against Chaos.

I realize they don't want the Empire to steamroll Chaos every campaign on their own, but right now they don't even take out the Empire Secessionists until like turn 40-50, and by the time Chaos rolls around will only have confederated 1 or 2 provinces.

Empire gets wrecked by Chaos, and the VC usually wreck themselves by being idiots diplomatically, leaving the center of the map one big gaping empty hole.

If they could make the Empire AI not shit, it might solve the problem.
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>>170956715
>>170957403
Here's hoping that meme dorfs and ogres will make Dawi end-game a bit more interesting.
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>>170957861
Maybe, but the addition of Tomb Kings + Neferata might just make the Dawi stuck in the Badlands for even longer.
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>>170957761
For the Empire everything starts going downhill once Skaeling and Varg begin sending 3 to 5 stacks each on their longboat conquest for Khorne. It really destabilizes things up north. I would suggest buffing Middenland, Nordland and maybe even Kislev for them to hold their ground until you are able to help them.
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I've nothing against Mel Gibson, but I don't really see the resemblance. I still find the comparison to be funny, but I don't see it.

What about Orion reminds people of Mel? is it the jawline? the scrunched forehead/brow? The burning hatred of jews and niggers? What?
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>>170957761
Empire needs some serious diplomatic bonuses as well as a tech tree which isn't garbage.

It is dumb af that Bretonnians have far better diplomacy options than Empire.
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>>170952819
/twg/ isnt enlightened enough to appreciate NEET ideology
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>>170958141
A buffed playable Toddbringer LL with some unique Ulric-based units might be strong enough to hold off the Skaeling/Varg, at least for awhile.
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>>170956556
Slann life is comfy as fuck when you think about it (also neet as fuck).

>skink brought tendies today. Clearly the divine plan required me to be pleased. Pleased enough that my amusement causes an earthquake somewhere in ulthuan. Have another nap.
>consider the current darkness of space. Truly the wisdom of the old ones is almost inscrutable to even us Slann, we sailors on the sea of fate, we weavers of divinity, we...
>nap.
>remember to open eyes this time.

>it's hot today. Even the fan skinks are having trouble.
>somewhere near Karak Norn a volcano erupts. Lava streams into athel Loren. Gloriously incinerating many elves and trees. The net effect of the release of carbon is a slight shift in wind patterns. Enjoy the cool breeze. Remember to chew.
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>>170958219
mel gibson is a famous face that most people know and they look remotely similar. that's all it takes anon, people these days will force a meme out of anything because memes are, like, soooo in.

just wait until someone posts that pic of taylor swift in here again and you'll understand.
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>>170958219
I do see it, but not so much that I would have thought about it if CA hadn't mentioned.
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>>170958271
I wonder if Warhams 2 will update the old world content in order to fix up the older factions
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>>170958219
He fights for FREEDOM
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>>170958271
>Karl Franz is billed as the greatest statesman of the old world, a diplomat of true skill and ability
>Louen Leoncoeur is both a better fighter and a better statesmen in-game

Poor Little Karl.
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>>170958445
>that pic of taylor swift
Okay, now I don't understand. People aren't comparing Tay Sway to Feet Enchantress, are they?
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Witness Mannys forced migration
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>>170958601
>Better Fighter

I don't think so senpai. Besides, Beaquis looks like shit compared to Deathclaw.
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>>170958219


whats the lore behind Asrai turning into WoodNeets?
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>>170958762
Put Louen on Beaquis with all his items, and Karl on Deathclaw with all his items, and send them against each other in a battle. See what happens.

Louen has regen.
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>>170958703
did you take a screenshot of your screen with a phone
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>>170930281
>if the world is to burn, let us burn together.
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>>170958762
Deathclaw is a faggot name for a faggot bird - Beakie for life.

>>170958879
Looks like it could be a shitty ENB too. Well, embarrassing either way.
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>>170958843
Now that I think about it Bretonnia gets some ridiculously strong lord traits.

Legend, and so on.
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I welcome more Lizard questions, as I am bored at work and would rather type about my favorite faction.
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>>170958815
http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Elves

They were originally High Elf colonists from back when Elves/Dwarves ruled the world. Eventually after Daemon invasions and the Sundering, they lose contact with their kin and become much more vicious/savage/wild over the ages living in their forest.
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>>170959019
I would like to know more about possible lizard campaign mechanics.

>>170958414
I'm also rather enjoying Slann life
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>>170959019
If there sooo primordial and wise

why can't they even kill of some rats
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>>170959019
Considering WoC still sucks, has a shitty campaign, and don't even play the way they are supposed to; how will they fuck up Lizards?

CA only does the less interesting races justice so Lizards are totally fucked.
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>>170958983
>Deathclaw is a faggot name for a faggot bird

By Sigmar, NO!
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>>170959345
they kill the mostest rats, and they do it for longer than anyone else senpai
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>>170959345
Bugger off reddit.
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>>170958815
Everqueen Astarielle of High Elves struck the deal with Durthu so he would save her children from chaos, Durthu transported them from chaos infested Ulthuan into Athel Loren, Astarielle was killed by slaaneshi deamon. After her husband Aenarion purged chaos, his children have returned but he took new wife Morathi. Later Durthu would claim Wood Elves as part of deal.
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>>170959386
"beakie" is a far more faggoty name for a smaller and not-half-giant-tiger bird than deathclaw is, but I will also posit that deathclaw is an edgy and stupid name.
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>>170959268

There will probably be something revolving around reclaiming lost Temple Cities, which would be a very costly endeavour because of their size.

If I was CA I would make Abandoned Temple cities juicy targets for the AI, big lootable areas that would then trigger Lizardmen Quests to utterly annihilate the enemy Lord's Army that did the sacking.

The main victory component would be something akin to the Wood Elves revolving around the Old One's Great Plan, which would let them play isolationist, but having to venture out to secure golden tablets to decipher more of the Plan.
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>>170959658
>Later Durthu would claim Wood Elves as part of deal.

APPEASEMENT NEVER WORKS. DO NOT GIVE DURTHU THE SUDETENLAND. HE LIES AND DECEIVES.
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>>170959350

I'm highly confident in CA's ability to get the battle gameplay down, but I'm really worried they won't be able to nail the campaign mechanics. Lizardmen are a very nontraditonal total war faction. They only live in their Temple Cities that were planned out in very specific locations, for instance
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>>170959658
This is cancerous 8th edition revisionism when the NEET elves got WARDED on. Until then it had always just been that they were the colonist holdouts of the Old World who refused to return to a "homeland" they had never seen after losing to the dwarfs.

Makes a lot more sense and is in line with warhammer's early historical influences than DURTHU DID IT
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Okay, lets be honest, who actually gives a fuck about some faggot lizards?

Lets talk about Skaven.
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>>170940019
I think unit size may play a role in this, on large there's three trebs and on ultra there's four but I noticed that they do they same amount of damage to structures per shot.
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>>170960173
This.
reddits rats when
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>>170960173

The way I'd like to see it done is that there is a "Skaven" faction which is not playable, and represents the council. It issues out decisions to the Skaven factions in the game, which ideally should be followed.

To maintain the balance of power, if one Skaven team starts to get too powerful, then the "Skaven" faction tells all the other Skaven teams to gang up on and krump the leader. So they're basically always infighting and keeping each other from doing too well.

Then at the end times event, have them all get in line because the horned rat says so, like the "Skaven" faction at that point confederates with whichever Skaven team is in first place.

Also aside of all this power managing and backstabbing, the "Skaven" faction also randomly issues commands about anything, even nonsensical ones to represent their insanity and instability.
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>>170960353
They are an important part of Lustria and would probably be included in the New World Expansion
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>>170960028
>Battle Gamplay
That is the thing I'm most worried about. The bashy "down the pipe" factions aren't good, or rely on crutches to get anything done (WoC Triple shaggy, GS goon squad, Beastmen Tim/Jim/Morghur, etc.).

Good mid-tier infantry doesn't mean a damn thing and many factions suffer from it.

>>170960173
Can't wait to see 90% of Skaven roster being worthless, fielding armies smaller than Empire as a result. If hordes can't be hordes whats the point
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>>170960717
>Can't wait to see 90% of Skaven roster being worthless

this. all armies will be doomwheel and rat ogre spam.
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anyone used this? God I want more unique looking regiments of renown

as well as a rework so they are a)harder to get and b) not spammable by either the player or the ai

The greenskin and dwarf RoRs are unique enough I guess, but the first batch released (empire and vamps) feels like they werent taking risks and the models pretty much just look like recolored vanilla units. I want more uniqueness!

Hype and wishful thinking aside, what do you all think the chances of more RoR being added for factions that already got them?
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>>170960028
They did a good job with meet elves
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So, initially I was thinking we would get Thanquol, but now I'm thinking he will be a DLC LL as a new starting location in the Old World Campaign for Skaven.

Initially they want to have the new map be self-contained, which means both of the new Skaven LL will likely be Clan Pestilens related.

This makes me think we will get:
Arch-Plaguelord Nurglitch (Faction Leader)
Lord Skrolk (Pic Related)

I'm thinking Nurglitch will be more melee oriented, and Skrolk will be more of a caster, but Skrolk was once a plague monk, so maybe he will be the melee hybrid instead.

Thoughts?
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>>170960596
Damn, anon. That is actually a really good idea and I can almost guarantee CA won't come up with anything near as interesting as it.

They'll probably just re-package the WE Amber mechanic and call it Warpstone.
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>>170958638
but who has the better feet?
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>>170960836
Unless those cost warpstone or something like welfs amber
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>>170961139

That's a pretty easy solution, and fits well with the fluff where Skaven usually attack out to secure more Warpstone
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>>170960920
>>170960596
>>170961042
>>170961139


The Skaven are going to have the same shitty "infighting" mechanic that WoC have, where you cant have armies next to each other without horrible attrition, wont they.

:(
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>It ain't me, it ain't me, I aint no elector counts sooooon naaaw
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>>170961139
Not quite the point. If Skaven slaves and clan rats are useless and you have to spam storm vermin to do anything then the faction will fail to be what it is. Like orcs, and Empire... and Bretonnia. Actually a lot of factions don't play as designed.
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>>170961248

No. But there better be malfunctioning/exploding Warpstone machinery.

If Warpstone Cannons don't explode in glorious fashion every other battle then it's not Skaven
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All I know is please for the love of god let Skaven be the last race to get an underway mechanic.

More than enough factions have a fucking retarded ass way of bypassing any kind of strategic chokeholds in the map.

Wood Elves should've gotten some kind of teleport that takes 1-2 turns to activate/deactivate, and that can only teleport them to towns/outposts they own.

Beastmen can fucking travel under the water for fucks sake.
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>>170961042
Basically the Council of 13 should be like the Pope from medieval, but completely fucking insane.
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>>170961547

>He doesn't take the sacred beastpaths known only to the most ancient of beastfish.
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What is he thinking, /twg/?
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>>170961547
Beastmen and Wood Elves should have been limited to passing through dense forest.

Dorfs, Orcs and Skaven should have been limited to mountains
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>>170961706
>Skaven should have been limited to mountains

Skaven shouldn't be limited at all.
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>>170961547
Heres how you fix that, region-lock it

Dwarfs/Greens = mountains and badlands
Beastmen/WElfs = Athel Loren and Human lands

What we have now doesn't make any sense.
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>tfw proper combat mod is currently bugged and doesn't work
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>>170961763
Proper Combat is never gonna be updated.
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>>170961758

The underway if anything should be an entirely separate map of tunnels that your army goes into.

The current implementation on is rushed and cheap
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>>170961868
Definitely agree on that, but the Skaven network extends far beyond the Underway.
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>>170961825
It was just updated but the updated broke the game

I need something to slow down battles without fucking everything up
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>>170961412
Need to have some mod which just limits the unit rarity. Make it so an army can't have an upkeep of more than 3k or something like that.
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>>170961706
>>170961761
This makes the most sense to me because right now it is already pretty out of hand that almost half the playable factions in the game currently have some sort of underground travel mechanic.

>>170961868
In an ideal world, this would be how it worked to begin with, yea, but lets be honest CA have always cut corners where they can.
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Besides Better Camera, are there any truly essential mods?
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>>170962084
Says the last update was March 2nd for me.
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>>170962203
No mod is truly essentially for TW:W, the vanilla game plays fine.
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>>170962307
All I can do for you is pity you, and pray
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>>170962307
The vanilla game is ass though? 40v40 battles end in like 5 fucking minutes.
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Alright, /twg/.

You are contacted by CA, they've decided they want to add one more unique unit to the game as FLC before they move on to Game 2 as a token of good will.

They've decided for some absolutely ridiculous reason you should be the one to decide what that unit is, as clearly you have impeccable taste.

What unit would you like to see added to the game before CA moves on?

Keep in mind that it cannot be a Legendary Lord, it must simply be a single unit. For example, you could say, the Jabberslythe.
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>>170962183
Skaven should primarily exist on this new underground map, and have their own tunnels that connect with the Underway tunnels and their starting cities on the surfsce map.

This would prevent them from being wiped out by simply crushing their few starting settlements, since lore has the majority of the Skaven Empire existing underground
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Does getting Defensive Alliances reduce or increase my chances of Confederation with a neighbor?

I want either Boris before he gets to high level, or Wissenland for maximum firepower as soon as possible.

Also when will Gelt start in Nuln or Ostland, when will Azhag start in Kraka Drak, or anywhere in Troll Country, and when will Ungrim start in Karak Kadrin?
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>>170962731
Fuck the jabberwhatever give me Ghorgons
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>>170962731
thunderbarge
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>>170962731
Ghorgons.

Beastmen NEED them. They have no unique high unit. Every faction has one except beastmen. It's retarded, especially considering how small their roster is.
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>>170962731
Dismounted Knights (Great Bows)
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>>170963050
Jabberslythes have the Terror ability on steroids
to look on one is to know madness
besides that they're also absolute combat beasts
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>>170963158
what do you mean by unique high unit? isnt the cygor one?
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>>170963419
Cygor is an artillery piece, and pretty mediocre in melee all things considered. Although he did get a big hp buff last patch.

I mean shit like the Aracnarok, Terrorgheist, Shaggoth, Steam Tank, Forest Dragon, Royal Gryphons.

A Cygor definitely wouldn't qualify as a "super." He has a 1600 cost.
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Anyone try out Slow Movement and Battle?
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>>170962307
>vanilla
Total war hasn't hasn't been playable in a vanilla state since Med 2.
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>>170963925
What an awful taste.
Med 2 is broken vanilla.
Crossbowmen are shit on walls. EVERY 2 handed weapon unit is broken, this leaves no diversity for most western factions because every top tier unit is now dismounted feudal knights. Units are generally buggy on walls at all. AI will line up to die if their first ram dies. No boiling oil.
I love all vanilla TW but M2 is a mess.
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>>170963925
there's no point even replying to vanillafags, they're the religious fundamentalists of having opinions.

when their argument comes from a place of no reason at all, you can't reason with them.

just let them play the same campaigns over and over again.
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>>170964236

B-BUT IT'S HIS FAVORITE! HOW COULD IT HAVE BIG FLAWS!
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>>170964487
>someone asks in thread for some fun mods for their next campaign
>3 or 4 anons give their recommendations and maybe even discuss the features and differences
>vanillafag catches a whiff of mods and interjects entirely on his own initiative to tell everyone their opinions are garbage and that there is only one true god
>is rude without fail, starts calling anyone who disagrees with him a nigger, cuck or faggot irrespective of any actual context
>50/50 of him bringing up his legendary campaigns and how he's surrounded by fucking casuals
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Now that the dust has settled is Rome II worth it now? I love Rome so much but the game looks diabolical. Also has the A.I been fixed in it? Or are the battles shit as fuck still.
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>>170965370
It's still gay shit, play Attila instead.
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People who don't play vanilla TW should be lined up against a wall and shot.
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>>170965443
Cheers for the tip. It's a damn shame about Rome II, it could of been amazing. The AI looks seriously fucked in it. How could they get away with it.
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Does Chaos actually have better cav than Betties?
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>>170904996
>Been playing sine Rome 1

>still think Roma Surrectum is GOAT
>devoted 3000+ hours to Empire
>only played 6 hours of Shogun2 and dumped it
>only played modded Napoopan and i dont even know what vanilla is like

>still pause scum
>still Save scum

And worst of them all
I still think CA is a good developer and still think that some day they will give us a Warring States: Total War
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>>170965950
>still think Roma Surrectum is GOAT
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rats when

i want to slaughter vermin
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>>170966067
reddit rats and yet another faction which is going to be broken by legendary
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>>170965370
I love it.
Units are fun.
Skirmishers matter.
Muh troop diversity.
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>>170966067
Same. I don't want new factions to play them, I want to have new stuff to kill. Unless they're idiots and keep all the new factions only doing things in their new playground, I look forward to Greenskin and Dwarf games having to deal with Tomb Kings to the south and Skaven in the underways posing a constant threat, on top of the war between the orcs and dwarfs itself. I want Brettonia and the Empire to have to deal with Dark Elf raiding parties, or playing Chaos and having to deal with the High Elves and Lizardmen butting into the apocalypse. The New World may end up being a nice change of pace if I'm bored, but all my favorite stuff is in the Old World and I look forward to that content being spiced up with new stuff.
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What sort of minor sub-factions exist in/around Lustria and the New World? I don't mean the big 4 (HE, DE, Lizards, Skaven).

I know of:
>Pirates of the Vampire Coast
>Amazons
then presumably some Beastmen and Daemons of Chaos.

Is it the Kurgan who are placed above the Dark Elves?

I feel like there wont be many minor factions over there.
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>>170966632
theres an imperial settlement around not-mexico
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>>170966362
wut
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-- AI recruitment for Regiments of Renown is problematic because the system does not allow us to lock them based on if someone else owns them.
-- Hence the problem is that if we enable ROR recruitment by adding the unit qualities in the DB then multiple factions will get them!
-- We can stop this by disabling the mercenary type features for all factions other than the main ones in each culture, BUT...
-- This doesn't work now we've added secondary playable factions in races, because they both need the features enabled for players. Doh!
-- I've solved this in a horrific yet foolproof (read genius) way by giving A.I factions a massive recruitment cost effect for ROR units.
-- This means that the likelihood of them having enough money to ever recruit a ROR unit is effectively zero. This is safe because the
-- A.I recruitment method for mercenaries is entirely opportunistic and not pre-planned so it won't mess up their recruitment.
-- Problem: You cannot solve Vampire ROR recruitment in this way, as it will mess up their Raise Dead feature, using a unit_set can solve this.
-- Mitch, 23/09/16

-- Made the change for Vampires ROR with the above suggestion
-- Mitch, 08/02/17
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>>170966887
their main weakness will be their shitty morale

Which legendary will make irrelevant with the morale buffs which make gobboz fight to the last man
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>>170966632
I want a mystery not-China colony thrown in there somewhere.

Otherwise, there's that Estalian colony in not-central-america. Also Dark Elves and High Elven colonies could definitely be splintered into minor factions.
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>>170960101
Dumb deals like this is why Aenerion left that stupid bitch for the true Queen of the Elves: Morathi. You don't sell your children to trees to beat Chaos, you use Chaos to further Elven goals whilst keeping them in check by out-memeing them on the murder and pleasure cult front.

With enough sacrifices and orgies, Khaine can out-power Khorne, Hekarti/Atharti can out-fuck Slaanesh. Think about it.
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>>170967040
>implying Khaine isn't actually Khorne and Hekarti isn't actually Slaanesh
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>be karl franz
>turn 113
>havent confederated with anybody yet
>getting shit pushed in by mannlet von carstein
>shitload of chaos doomstacks are on their way
>declares war on hochland (??????)

truly, the GREATEST STATESMAN IN THE OLD WORLD.

Why is Franz so useless every game?
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>>170961674
Eating beastshit
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>>170904996
I have only played warhammer because I had no interest in tw until they did a fantasy one.
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>>170961674
>that elf gave me wood
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>>170966532
Are you using any mods for it? The base game looks pretty trashy to me.
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>>170967224

>millions are dead
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Alright /twg/, it is time for the eternal question:

Khazrak,

Malagor,

or

Morghur

?
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>>170967530
No. What looks trashy to you?
It's standard total war. Buildings are fun to plan. Agents are fun to use. You can use thought in battles, especially city battles.

Wait til it's on sale though. It will be, this summer.
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>>170967508
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>>170967625
Malagor

Morghur would also be if there wasn't the +40% upkeep on literally your best units
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>>170967625
>Australia is just a giant blackmass of Chaotic fuckery
Just like real life!
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>>170967717
Not him but there is definitely something off about Rome II. I can't put my finger on what it is but even modded to hell and back there is still no fun in the campaign. Every six months or so I reinstall thinking it will be better but the uninstall a couple of hours later because the game is just so dull.
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>>170967729
>Ill giver her my splinter
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>>170967625
Lore-wise? Khazrak

Gameplay-wise? Well Khazrak has the best starting units and the easiest start, Morghur is the strongest on his own but has that shitty upkeep modifier on all minotaurs. Malagor was great before they nerfed devolve.

I'd have to give it to Khazrak again.
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>>170967160
Khaine isn't Khorne; they're both blood gods but Khaine is a god of murder (ie. in cold blood) and Khorne is a god of war (ie. hot blooded)
it's made pretty clear in 40k that they're not the same entity but left somewhat ambiguous in fantasy; their domains are definitely distinct enough though
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>>170914162
Yep, you even got warning messages about it. Nothing like managing your united kingdom of britain, france and the netherlands and getting a message that the byzantines are about to win.
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>>170967791
It also merged with Antarctica for some reason...
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>>170968001

>their domains are definitely distinct enough though

Also not true in fantasy. One of the Malus Darkblade books does a real good job of blurring the line between the two.
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>>170967791
>>170968086
cold correlates with chaos; I'd guess it's a shithole because it's an antarctic super-continent and not because it vaguely resembles the tip of Australia
>>
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=879517253

Why cant Radious make Units like this?
>>
>AI is piss easy no matter what difficulty
>higher difficulties give AI unfair bullshit cheats
this causes a terrible crisis in my mind
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>>170968001
Honestly I wanted there to be some genuine fuckery with the whole god/chaos god distinction being ambiguous as fuck, magic's primary source for humans being Tzeentch is super cool in the implications and such

Also imagine if the WHFB world was actually a world somewhere on the fringe of the galaxy and was randomly discovered by the Imperium
I read what i wrote just now and it reeks of fanfic bullshit, god damn it
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>>170968292
yeah individual Authors are well known for fucking up canon/making content outside of canon on accident
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>>170968484
>spoiler
nigger that's explicitly what they've been implying for the last few editions
it's also all over the place with that in age of shitmar

>>170968484
>magics primary source is Tzeench
maybe Tzeench is the primary source of knowledge on shaping the winds of magic but the magic itself is just the Warp
Chaos will tell you that the source of magic is Chaos but they're an unreliable narrator at the best of times
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KHAZUKAN KHAZAKIT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>170962731
Snotling pump wagon
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>>170968508

Do the dark elves not bathe in blood and collect skulls for their rituals? Is ornate brass not heavily featured in the livery of both gods?

All fantasy gods are imprints upon the realm of chaos; khaine's imprint just happens to fall squarely in the domain of khorne.
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>>170916169
Theyre disabled on every video
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>>170968818
Do you take me for wazzock?
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>>170968650
GW could have handled this shit so much better god damn it
Why make it into "there's no world anymore just like pieces floating in the warp and everyone's a god and everything is a not-space-marine"
So much potential for fuckery and plot lost
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BRING ME TO MY MEN
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>>170968484
it was strongly implied that both universes existed within one another, many many editions ago.

wh40k in its entirely was supposed to be happening in a bottle on some wizard's desk in altdorf, and the warhammer fantasy world was supposed to be just one world in the grimdark future, with sigmar being a lost primarch and chaos reaching through via the warp portals in the north and south poles.
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So are spears just shit all around in Attila?
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>>170968943
except they're distinct entities that hate each other and have feuds BECAUSE their domains overlap
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>>170969319
See that's so cool man
Why go away from that
Why not make rare events instead that are like "OH SHIT AN ORK ROK VEERED OFF-COURSE WILDLY AND CRASH-LANDED IN THE BADLANDS, HERE"S AN EVENT OF FANTASY ORCS FIGHTING A MASSIVELY OUTNUMBERED 40K ORKS WITH DAKKA AND SHIET"
God I'm getting tingly
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>>170969329
Levies are shit all around in attila.

Get mid tier spearmen and brace for charges.
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>>170966632
In Naggaroth:
>Orc and Gobbo tribes
>Beastmen
>High Elf colony that may or may not be destroyed
>Valkia leads WoC & Demon invasions
>Morathi maybor may not be up to Slaaneshplay
>Chaos shits (Kurgan/Hung etc.)
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>>170969329
Immortals and CORNUTI SENIORES are pretty good
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>>170969607
I'm asking for Garamantes, I want to know whethet I should actually mix up or just spam Legionary Defectors.
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>>170969573
small stranded units of chaos space marines were an option in chaos armies, the fluff being that they got hurled through the warp into the chaos wastes because chaos.
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>>170967160
Absurd. Elves know how to outplay Chaos.
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>>170969924
SOMEONE POST A REACTION PICTURE OF A GUY CLAWING HIS EYES OUT IN FRUSTRATION FOR ME
FUUUUUUCK FUCK THAT'S SO AWESOME WHY RUIN EVERYTHING
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>>170969350

[citation outside of 40k needed]
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They'll add Chaos Dorfs in the next game, just you wait and see.
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>>170966980
There's also a Norsca colony in Mexico and vampire pirates on the coastline of Lustria
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What is he thinking, /twg/?
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>>170968430
because Radious is a hack?
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>>170970573
>Remove beastmen
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>>170970573

>if these snow niggers don't shut the fuck up...
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>>170969834
eastern spearmen are generally of the pajama variety, idk if vanilla ever added unique stuff for africans, but I'd just go with legionary defectors and use cav to counter cav.
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>>170970360
Vampirates.


heh
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>>170969319
>>170968484
In the dark shadows campaign the winning races won access to some magic wargear.

but all the wargear was clearly inspired by the 40k game and found as "magical relics"

so basically the dark elves found a powerfist (guantlet of power or something). there were a couple other items too.
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>>170967587
>"I am become Prince and Emperor, the destroyer of worlds"
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>Took me 450 turns to finally beat the chaos campaign for the first time
Shameful

Now that it's done I want to give Steel Faith a try. How much does it change that actual unit/gameplay balance?
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>>170962731
Vortex Beast/Slaughterbrute
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I'm sure this is nothing to most of you fags but I just beat 2,000 imperials with 680 elves on Hard, I don't think I've ever won such bad odds before
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Why the fuck are the dwarves in TWW hardheaded and annoying as shit?

Who thought it was a good idea to give these confederating fucks half the map later in the game and have 10 legendary lords and instant deathstacks on Legendary?
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>>170973286
Don't piss off the manlets
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>>170973286
>Not giving Grimgor some cash when you play Chaos.
You've only yourself to blame.
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>tfw playing rome 1 for 40 years
>only had this happen once
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>>170968329
>I'd guess it's a shithole because it's an antarctic super-continent
Well I mean
It's also because there are literal portals to the warp in the poles
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>>170973661
Oh wow.
Bowing intensifies.
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>>170973661
>tfw accidentally forgot to backup my screenshots
>had an image where somehow I managed to marry my son and my daughter together in age of Charlemagne and they had a incest baby.
>son becomes king
>family was listed on my family tree twice
>only time during several hundred hours playing attila that it happens.
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>>170910979

Malus Darkblade

>implying CA won't add him with the sheer number of quests he will have

Kouran

>Because he deserves so much more than the absolute shit existence he got throughout his GW life cycle.

Lokhir Fellheart

>Not swashbuckling the high seas on a Black Ark wearing a regenerative Cthulu mask and a 2edgy5u dual blood scimitars
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>>170972674
Aaaand then they came back with 4,000...

... never mind
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>>170969832

First upgrade to the Roman spears make them decent to hold the line unless its berserking infant. By the third upgrade they a near impossible to crack anvil.
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Has anybody EVER had a diplomat bribe away a city?
In the history of the world of Total War, has this ever happened?
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>>170968483

>On higher difficulties fighting chaos is beating 19 chariot stacks
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Random memes
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They really need to go back and update the Empire campaign mechanics, it feels pretty lackluster compared to Bretonnia.
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>>170974349
>Paying 20,000 gold in upkeep over 12 turns to "get a city for free".
Starving them out is the worst option 100% of the time.
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>>170974349
>not flanking with infantry.
Fucking pleb.
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>>170960173
>Clan Moulder Councilrat not a hellish abomination vaguely in the shape of a rat
>Clan Pestilis Councilrat not a festering pile of boils.
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>>170962730
Game does go too fast. If they reduced speed of combat by 50% it would be perfect.
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>>170974349

>stacking units on top of each other

I seriously hope none of you trve vnderstanders do this
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Beginning of the End Times is the true patrician total war Warhammer. Why don't you guys talk about it?
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Suck it, green midgets!
Also
>close victory
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>>170974657

Because it stinks.
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>>170974812
>3752

I didn't realize a single army could deploy that many soldiers to be honest.
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>>170974484
You only need a stack strong enough comparable to their garrison that you can beat in a field battle if they try to sally (they can't if no lords there). Once morale loss sets in they are fuck. Do not suggest it unless the enemies base is just nigh impossible to crack in a siege.

>>170974349

>No placing archers on the crests of hills so they can fire over your units head into the enemy formation

10/10 love handgunners

>>170974472
Empires just in a shit start position that by the time they confed up, they have to fight chaos.
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>>170974838
Stink like this one?
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>>170974624
Oh, I do. I do.

Someone post a picture of segmentata legionaries buried in a nest of bristling pikes.
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>>170974812
>tfw no one is waifuing glade lord (female)-chan
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>>170975063
She is from a shit faction desu.
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This is the best general on /vg/ tbqh
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>>170905238

YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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>>170975353
I know this is offtopic, but what generals do you guys go to?
/twg/rlg/mbg/ss13g/gsg/ here
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>>170975252
>tfw I would fight to protect my waifu but wouldn't pay $18.99 for her

I...

:'(
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Anyone here want to coop warhammer? I'm pretty bad, I like sending one meme army to help and turtling with rest of the resources
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>>170975626
Used to go to /kfg/ but that's gone now, so none. This is pretty much the only bit of 4chan I even use anymore.
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>>170975626
>>170975956
I guess we're nearing end of thread, fuckit.

Is it just me or have a lot of generals been dying out/losing activity lately?
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>>170976056
Some games just get old.

And then sometimes you have concentrated cancer trying to kill the general for a year.
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>>170976180
>And then sometimes you have concentrated cancer trying to kill the general for a year.
That would be waifufags, wherever they go.
Despite it being a bit of a joke and for some people a legit obsession, it sure does create a lot of drama and circlejerking.
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>>170976269
Sometimes waifufags, sometimes people who hate people who can't read japanese. Lots of shitty reasons.
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>>170975626
>/gsg/

Go back there and enjoy what you created

>>170975353
Many of the other seem to exist specifically for waifus, this one seems to have them only ironically

And /gsg/ seems to be pure shitposting

>>170975252
Faction which hurts your feelings=/=shit

>>170975798
You could have paid 17.10 for her, if you had taken the 10% deal

The reason preorder discounts exist is because there will literally not be a sale on TWW dlc until TWW: The New World comes out in November 2017 just in time for the holidays.

And the "sales" will probably only be like 10-20% off each so you might as well buy them when they're on preorder sale just so you can play them without waiting 1 year or more.
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Should I reduce cast time on any grey wizard spells. It seems like I'd rather be able to cast 2 debuffs rather than cast 1 faster.

But they all seem good.
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>>170976180
What the fuck, I can't even tell what general that is

>>170976346
>why is there an israel flag at an argentina vs germany match

I can think of a few reasons
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>>170904996
i have special "hero" units modded into Atilla and Rome 2 total war that I use for custom massive siege battles so that I can pretend I'm playing some fantasy epic like the Iliad.
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>>170976489
These were all the same general and the same thread even, the now long defunct /jrpgg/.
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>>170975626
Mostly /gsg/, /rlg/, /eog/, and /dsg/.
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>>170976580
>/eog/

EOV never ever
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>>170976625
I am so mad.
It's all I want because I can't have it.
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>>170976851
I just hope that they hurry the fuck up with announcing it after persona 5 finally fucking comes out.
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>>170976180
>>170976269
>And then sometimes you have concentrated cancer trying to kill the general for a year.

I used to browse /rwg/ sometimes until one futa obsessed faggot turned it into utter cancer. Ended up migrating to a discord full of friendly russians and never looked back. It was the first time I saw how bad these people can be for a general. /twg/ is thankfully good about purging dark cults before they lead to full incursions.
>>
Protect our lands, guard our people.
>>
Why do some people in game pronounce Von Carstein as "Carsteen"?
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>>170974349
There is nothing wrong with archers in front. as long as you retreat them behind your lines or to the flanks
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>>170974349
where does beating halberds with cavalry fall?
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>>170975626
/twg/
/fog/
/r6g/
/gwt/
/dsg/
/swg/

>>170977616
Because it's pronounced Franken-steen.
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you know Quasimodo predicted all this
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>>170977923
wut

Do you also pronounce Einsteen?
>>
>>170974349
>route
whomst'd've'esque spelling mistaque right their
>>
>>170977616
>"Carsteen"
because english-speakers can't into pronunciation
>>
>>170978075

the fuck outta ere
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>>170975626
/gsg/
Thats it regualrly I visit other generals if I happen to be playing the game that they talk about for a bit but I dont hang around. /gsg/ is almost always one of my tabs though. I visit all generals for their porn stash though.
>>
>>170977721
There is everything wrong with it because they fuck up your line and you're wasting time not firing by moving.
You shouldn't worry about your front line getting shot by archers and your troops not moving because your archers aren't in range because you're:
A) The player, and not retarded
B) Not retarded enough to make a paper battle line
C) On a hill and have artillery
D) All of the above
2
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>>170974624
I do it when I'm setting up a wind of death line against AI
Blood Knights + Zombies + Mortis Engine is my line centre usually
though I do it because Blood Knights will let units through their lines and not to abuse game mechanics explicitly
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>>170978078
>Missing the joke

To seriously answer your question, both are correct and generally it's up to the person what they prefer.
>>
>>170978078
You need to put a fuckin bullet in your head you uncultured shwine. Its from young Frankenstein one of the greatest comedies ever made.
>>
>>170978194
This, I fire up the /vg/ catalog for cute OP pictures too.
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>>170978270
Sorry grandpa.
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>>170978532
2spooky4me
>>
gib new thread
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>>170978572
It's time for /twg/ to die senpai. Nobody is saying anything, no campaigns are being posted... this general was dead a long, long time ago.
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>>170978532
That's some shonky shenanigans when trees are spookier than skelememes.
>>
>>170978672
I've always found the tree-kin to be far scarier than the beastcucks and the vampire cunts

There's just something terrifying as pissed off haunted trees coming to life to fucking murder you and use your decaying innards as fertilizer for an entirely new batch of murder trees. Especially considering fuckers like Durthu who are like 4 stories tall and fucking angry.
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>>170978783
>>170978672

>scared of literal trees
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>>170978270
>>170978248
>tfw he's gone and Mel Brooks will be next
>>
>>170978230
you're tying your archers to your infantry line is your problem.

but you can also skirmish with your archers while using your cavalry to protect them from infantry or other cavalry. This is a delaying tactic and it can work great.

A true master of strategy knows how to win a battle without relying on the same old static line with 2 artillery pieces 4 archers 2 cav and at least 10 infantry

You're right I am a player and I am not retarded so i know how to use archers up front without fucking up a battle plan.
>>
>>170978919
>play von carsteins
>win every battle by using 4-8 infantry, 6 cav and the rest as monstrous flyers
blitzkrieg best krieg
>>
>>170979051
You'd better be playing as Mannfred
>>
>>170974624
b-but my trolls need gobbos to provide a buffer from the enemy/eat
>>
>>170979051

It's amazing how easy it is to win with a few Vargheists. Nothing can stand against their combined charge, fear/terror and a Doom and Darkness thrown in for instantly breaking units.

This is on normal battle difficult though, not sure if anyone here plays any higher unless they like absurdly unfair AI.
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>>170979197
I play vh/vh normally and legendary when i really like a faction.
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>>170979197
Hard battle difficulty is fine, it gives slight morale advantage to units so the battles are more challenging but not so much so that you see stupid shit like goblins not breaking when getting charged by lancers from behind.
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Why is he so based bros?
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>>170979305
How can you fuck up the word emperor?
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>>170979305
Muh husbando and emperor.
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>>170979305

>Franz will never summon you

It hurts bros
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>>170979305
But the true Emperor is Mannfred von Carstein!
>>
>We're almost on the last page

THE END TIMES HAVE COME
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>>170978909
That's a bad feel.
>>
>>170978417
smellz like stabs
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>>170979549
Fuck off Manlett
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SOMEBODY MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>
I swear to fucking god if the OP of the next thread isn't fantastic...
>>
I'm too scared to make the next thread. THIS GENERAL IS DYING
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This experiment went ... poorly
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>>170979792
>>170979839
>>170979942


Why don't you fricks make it?

I know that you just want to make some stupid meme posts at the start of a new one.
>>
>>170979956
GOBBOS literally better than the average Bretonnian peasant.
>>
>tfw new thread anxiety

too scared to make, what if another anon makes one at the same time.
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>>170980116
>what if another anon makes one at the same time.

I've worried about that but I decided to be bold and make it anyway

then I got bullied for which "edition" i chose
>>
Just like the roman empire, our general is ending, never to return.
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>>170979134
"Von Carsteins"
>>
ok fuck you all i'll make a new one jesus fucking christ
>>
i did it reddit

>>170980419
>>
>>170907991
Is that imagawa and Seleucid? Why are they Bros?
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAASSASAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I NEED HISTORICAL NEWS
>>
>>170924602
>>170923963
S P L I T THE GENEREL
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