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Lethal Weapon Edition

Previous Timeline: >>170808768
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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oh yeas
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help I'm just trying to kill everyone and the mean skeleton man keeps beating me up
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>>170901465
Has he been infected?
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>>170901293
Undertale with guns
best AU
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xth for scholarly goat woman
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>>170901634
Gundertale
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Love these guys

Who do you like, /utg/?
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>>170901674
More like this please?
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>>170901634
>>170901689
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>>170901717
Basically everyone except Jerry.
Oh and I prefer Asriel to be Flowey instead of a goat.
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>>170901689
>>170901634
Yes.
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>>170902026
I use to like Flowey more but lately I've decided that if he's going to be in the story post TP I prefer him as the cute goat kid. I can't see Flowey wanting to hang around the people he fucked over and already knows everything about
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Undyne's shining, slightly moist spear!!!
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>>170901717
I love only all of them he I like him a little more
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>>170901782
More like what specifically?
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>>170901717
i love this one
when he's not turned into the fandom's shitty portrayals or aus
my favorite guy

>>170902261
Personally I'm the opposite because if he's cute goat kid, people usually try to pretend like the Flowey stuff never happened, like he wouldn't still know

I've always thought that if he were to get a goat form back, he'd essentially be an adult by this point and just as cynical as he normally is as Flowey, just a bit more nicer

But that's just my opinion, eh
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>>170902567

this

>>170901674
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>>170902261
As opposed to the mentally traumatized and eternally guilt-ridden gotekid?

>>170902616
I think he'd still be mostly a kid, just one very much in need of a long recovery and therapy. Though admittedly, it's fun to think of him trying to pass on valuable life-lessons to Frisk, only for the kid to constantly cut him off to remark that Asriel looks younger than they do.
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>>170901717
My top two. Unfortunate for me, there is a very low amount of duo fan art of them
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>>170901634
>>170901689
>>170901906
>>170902085
It's always a good time for Gundertale.
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>>170902616
>people usually try to pretend like the Flowey stuff never happened
Fucking this, it doesn't matter what form he's in, he's still gonna remember the time he put a vine through Papyrus' skull and then laughed about it.

>>170902850
>Asriel looks younger than they do
Unless Asriel chooses his edgegoat form which would be closer to his mental age given the memories over thousands of resets.
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>>170902846
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>>170903003
>that one, tiny revolver.
Step up your game, darling.
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>>170903060
Thank
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>>170903024
>>170902616
>People pretend the Flowey murder stuff never happened
They do this regardless though. At least it kind of makes sense if he's Asriel again because Asriel has a reason to stick around since he can actually care about people and has connections with his parents
>>170902850
Yes, that is way more interesting then Flowey being a sad tsundere boyfriend for Frisk.
>>170902894
Good taste
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Imagine if the Undertale girls drank human drinks for the first time and noticed that it makes them have to pee? My favorite choice would be either Undyne either Muffet.
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>>170903309
That's a real nice repost.
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>>170903349
whoops, didn't see that. Kind of surprised 4chan didn't recognize it was a dup
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>>170903229
>Yes, that is way more interesting then Flowey being a sad tsundere boyfriend for Frisk.

I don't mind that either, so long as there's some development along the way. Wacky hijinks I'm okay with and morose sadness as well, just mix it up well.

>They do this regardless though.
It's fine if that not always the focus, otherwise you end up with completely formulaic stuff. Every Asgore stuff is him lamenting about the murdered children, every Sans stuff is him angsting about timelines, every Papyrus stuff is him dying so someone else can angst. Sure, never forget, but it's fine if that's not constantly the focus.
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>>170903024
see, that's usually what I'm thinking, if he got a goat form again he'd choose his edgegoat form, not happy shota goat, that ship has long since sailed

>>170902850
I could maaaaybe work with mentally older Azzy? But I'd still prefer physically and mentally older Asriel, if any Asriel

Frisk/Azzy kinda creeps me out because I know what they're angling for, I just kind of want him to be a big brother to them instead
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>>170903294
Imagine if the Undertale girls died from a broken heart? Can monsters die of sadness?
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>>170903529
>Can monsters die of sadness?
I'm pretty sure it's outright stated that they can.
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>>170903464
Except not because they completely ignore the whole murder thing and the fact that Flowey has no soul and can't really give a shit about people. Theres a difference between a having a character I care about other stuff and ignoring a key part of said character. If you're into Frisk x Flowey whatever thats cool and I get why you would enjoy that stuff but ive yet to see a serious post TP Flowey thing that didn't ruin his character.

Anyways I don't want to rant about this for the next half hour so I'll stop here. If you like that then it's fine but I hope you can understand why some people wouldn't
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>>170903109
Believe me, I've got more tricks up my sleeve.
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>>170903505
I'm not so sure he'd choose to "grow up" as it were. After all once he's back to his senses he returns to his child form. He may have a lot of life memories, but he's never grown up.

You're right that ALL guilt or ALL nightmares or ALL crybaby can get boring. Gotta have a good balance.
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>>170903529
it's said that monster souls are believed to be made of love, hope, and compassion
one can reason that a monster severely lacking these things may die, but i don't believe it's ever stated in-game that they can
at the very least, a monster will probably commit suicide before reaching that point, as alphys demonstrates in most neutral endings
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>>170903505
He appears as a child in the end though.
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>>170903901
Well...
shit.
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>>170903764
>>170904251
Emotions can either increase or decrease the production of important hormones such as adrenaline. Adrenaline has the effect of narrowing the main arteries, putting a person in a situation where they may die of heart failure. Humans can die of sadness and a broken heart. I just wanted to know about the monsters can die of sadness and a broken heart.
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>>170903229
I think he'd probably act sort of like a child since he never did grow up emotionally, but have a sociopathic streak and a lot of regret from his time as flowey, he'd probably just avoid being around everyone as much as possible out of guilt, except maybe Frisk since they're the only one that's completely aware of what he was.
On the plus side he'd probably be able to forget or get past it if he's having fun or able to act like a kid again, even if just for a little while.
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>>170904414
I dont think people understand that this is a tumblr copypasta
>>170904416
Yeah that's way more interesting to me. Floweys kind of a dead end in terms of character development since his whole arc wrapped up really well imo in the actual game.
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>>170904143
>>170904332
I can get where you're coming from, but here's my take on it: that was less 'I choose to be this' and more 'this is the form I had when I died, therefore the easiest to materialize in when my power is sapped'.

He still at the start before he enters edgegoat form refers to the player as Chara, he might still be trying to make them recognize him, and then at the end he's just so beaten with the whole thing that he basically just reverts

If he was given a moment to think about it, I don't think he'd choose the option with people - people he knows front-to-back via resets - treating him like he's younger than he mentally is, because god knows Flowey would hate to be patronized

Again, that's my opinion - doesn't have to be exactly right or you have to agree, but I do agree that a balance is best - not forgotten, but coping with Flowey memories and having to experience emotion with them now
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>>170904416
I think he'd want to be alone, but Frisk won't let him.

I dunno about a sociopathic streak, but it's likely that Flowey's instincts are still a part of him, and when stressed he can be surprisingly mean (if not lash out physically) where pre-game Asriel never would, and that's something else he has to grapple with. It's all possible to deal with if you're willing to work through it however.

Kid needs therapy anyway.
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Driving with the goat dad
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Can we post our jams?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZwG2pjzUAo
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>>170903827
I get what you're saying, I just think that it reduces Flowey to nothing but something that must be stuck to the underground and die. There are humans who live with similar destroyed empathy and still function somewhat. Sure, if everything Flowey is ends immediately after the game, that's one way of looking at it, but I'd prefer to rebuild the pieces as much as possible, through therapy, no more resets and giving him some sort of purpose.

But I see it from your viewpoint too, it's a fine, if rather depressing ending for him. Still, you're entitled to your opinion and since we know nothing beyond, it's just as valid as anything else. I'm no more correct, and that's totally fine by me.
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>>170905029
Goatdad needing a custom SUV because he can't fit into normal ones!
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>>170905263
>Papyrus offers to use the contact that got him his sports car a vehicle worthy of the king
>Gets a Mini
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>>170905029
Frisk is dirty
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>>170905226
Sure
https://youtu.be/8zPdEbpJWP0
>>170905231
I will say that I don't think Floweypots impossible to do well just that I haven't seen it yet. I had this conversation with a Floweyfag about a year ago and he agreed with me on a lot of stuff and had started a fic from Floweys POV that was actually pretty damn good and about him actually dealing with his lack of soul. He got too busy to get very far in it though.
>>170905263
My dad has to drive trucks because he's too tall to drive smaller cars easily. Being tall can suck
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>>170903060
May I please have one more?
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>>170905226
just listening to some remixes. some of them are pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bokkp2Cuuk4
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>>170902406
DID SOMEBODY SAY MUSICAL?!
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Waiting for new aged up Charisk and Frisk/Asriel stories is suffering.
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>>170906340
please no
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kissu gote
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>>170906535
You can always enjoy non-romantic fics in the meantime.
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>>170905226
I guess we can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQOUXbGzLPE
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>>170904983
That's what I was more thinking, like if he gets pushed around or really bored that part comes out and afterwords his emotions come back again and he gets huge bouts of guilt, even if he didn't end up actually hurting anyone.

>>170906907
cuddle gote.
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Would you let a goat lick you?
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>>170908076
Ew no, bacteria is nasty.
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>>170908076
i want asgore to lick me everywhere
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>>170908301
That's very naughty of you!
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>>170908076
I would let goat lick me until the concept "too much licking" was born.
Like, way too much.
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poor gaster
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I want to be the test subject for Gaster's experimental drugs!
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>>170909080
At least Gaster got the best fan made track though.
https://soundcloud.com/nine-zero-music/truer-than-fiction
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>>170909179
What if Gaster disappeared because His experimental medication for controlling cholesterol was ineffective and he had a heart attack?
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>>170909267
Alphys threw Gaster into the Core so she could become the new Royal Scientist, she also resurrected Chara and Asriel specifically to torture Sans across timelines.
She also exploits the amalgamates for free manual labour.
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>>170909179
But he already has Alphys for those
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So I was replaying the game with a true reset. I was in the underground, and left the room with the 3 froggits talking to you. I can back in and, out of the side of the left screen, saw something move very quickly and vanish. I get over there and I see the left froggit in the room is gone. What happened?
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>>170909731
flowey vored him
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>>170909731
https://youtu.be/ti_LM1UlYZo?t=31s
You can catch Flowey following you at certain points in the game.
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>>170909996
I always thought this was a glitch like Aeris ghost was but I guess not.
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Post lewd Asriels you fags
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>>170910527
Alright then.
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>>170910527
No. Post cute Asriels instead
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>>170910657
ok
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>>170910527
http://i.imgur.com/jbMbMrC.jpg
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So after the ending, do you think Flowy really went back to his old ways? Something inside me says he's changed, even if ever so slightly.
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>>170910826
This is nice, thanks friend.
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>>170911065
I mean he canonically gets saved by Frisk after the Gaster boss fight so it's a moot point.
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post lifting asriel
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>>170910527
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>>170911065
His dialogue implies that he does change, but based on the game's lore he shouldn't be able to without a soul, but really each ending has it's share of "fuck it this happens just because it does."

>>170911197
canon.
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>>170911065
Something has to have changed, otherwise it's only a matter of time before he reverts back to his normal self. I have hope.
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>>170910527
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>>170911065
I think he goes back to his old ways and the only thing that could even remotely keep him in check would be if Frisk held him under watch via friendship.
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>>170910527
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Stop lewding the tiny gote!
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>>170912574
mspg leave with thine shite taste
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I bet doggo would have a very comfy tummy to digest in.
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Sitting down to work on update now.
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>>170913089
Holy shit you are still around
Nice
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>>170913089
Awesome! Glad to see you around!
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>>170913217
Yup. Just been busy with school.
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>>170913089
How was your trip in the void.
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In which houses would you sort the Undertale characters?

I would go with
Gryffindor: Papyrus, Undyne
Hufflepuff: Toriel
Ravenclaw: Alphys
Slitherin: Sans, Flowey

Not quite sure about the others
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>>170914248
I think the picture fits perfectly
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>tfw people always get Tori's eye colour wrong
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>>170914248
>Sans
>Slytherin
What
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>>170914248
Asgore into hufflepuff. Asriel in griff and Mettaton in Slytherin
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>>170915305
That's blue, Ravenclaw.
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>>170913506
Happy to still be around, anon.

>>170913651
Very tiring. Did you know that the time changes even when you're in the void? It's crazy.
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>>170915374
>>170915305
Shit nevermind, thought you meant the picture.

>>170914248
Toriel would be in Gryffindor
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>>170915492
Toriel isn't brave and lacks common sense. Ravenclaw is the best fit for her
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>>170915586
>Toriel isn't brave and lacks common sense.

I disagree
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>>170915706
>Hides in a cave doing nothing of value for anyone while letting children walk to their deaths alone and doesn't take the simple step that would have saved every single kids life and cost her nothing aka blown up the door
Either that or she's retarded and borderline evil. You choose
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>>170914248
Gryffindor - Frisk, Undyne and Papyrus
Slytherin - Flowey, Mettaton and Chara
Hufflepuff - Asriel, Asgore and Napstablook
Ravenclaw - Toriel, Alphys and Sans

Science - Gaster.
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>>170912087
>>170911643
Does this goat have a fetish for raspberries?
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Sans would def go to Slytherin house cuz he's a cool rebel genius who gets what he wants unlike those Gryffindorks
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>>170916080
>blow on my belly, anon!
Who knows but I think I now do.
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Hey guys, can I ask for some help? Does anyone here have any idea what crossover this is? Reading through it doesn't help and neither does Google.

http://pastebin.com/4kDqTgSe
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>>170915974
I'd agure that Asriel is Gryffindor because he was brave enough to go against Chara at the end and to give up and the souls even though he knew what would happen to him. Kind of a pussy in general but brave enough to do the right thing in the end. Sort of like Neville was.

Otherwise I agree with everything you said
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>>170916438
I don't think that's a crossover, to be honest. I think it might just be Original Characters doing stuff.
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>>170916817
Hm. I could've sworn I remembered something about it being a crossover when I saved the link. Oh well. Thanks for your help!
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>>170916976
You're welcome!
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>>170916438
Original writer here. Not a crossover, just some OCs to explain the Justice Soul fusing with Asriel
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>>170917130
Okay great. Thank you!
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>>170916496
I put Asriel into Hufflepuff because his kindness is his strongest trait and also because it means each house gets 3 charactes.
Papyrus has the Neville role because of how he stands up to you in Genocide.
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>>170903003
Alright, he straight up looks like the Babadook here
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Would the things you do everyday disappoint your fave if they knew.
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>>170917934
probably not since he lazes about all the time too
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>>170917934
Nah, monsters seem pretty okay with stuff.
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>>170914248
I can agree with Sans being a Slytherin, mostly because Slytherins are cunning, yet mostly self-serving in nature...which fits the fact that Sans only really gets up and acts when he absolutely has to, yet is perceptive enough to catch little things here and there. He's not beneficial enough to everyone else to be a Ravenclaw, he's not brave enough for Gryffindor, and he's not kind enough for Hufflepuff, so Slytherin he is.

Pap seems more like a Hufflepuff to me, though. Friendship and all that.
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>>170914248
Papyrus - Gryffindor or Hufflepuff
Sans and Alphys - Ravenclaw
Toriel - Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff
Undyne - Gryffindor
Mettaton, Chara and Flowey - Slytherin
Asgore, Asriel and Frisk - Hufflepuff
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>>170917934
>do food QA lab tests
>watch cartoons

I'm good.
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Update post 1 of 2

What I've added:

>“New Year's special: dating Undyne” – (Reader/Undyne, second person pov, NSFW, fluff, vanilla sex, makeouts)
>“Muffet Mom” – (Muffet, Frisk, Muffet spends some time with Frisk)
>“A Boost” – (Monster Kid gives Frisk a helping hand. Leg. A helping leg)
>“snowdrake ice cream thing” – (Snowdrake likes Frisk’s soul. I’m honestly unsure of what to tag this as. Gore? Soul-eating? Is it even NSFW? I don’t know.)
>“Firevore” – (Grillby likes Frisk’s soul too. Second verse, same as the first. Soul-eating, possibly gore? Possibly NSFW? The gray area of this kind of thing is frustrating)
>Link has been fixed for “Contractual Obligation” – (Chara bullying Frisk. Milka Anon fic, don’t know how this one got lost, sorry Milka)
>“Underdoom” Chapters 1-9 – (A DOOM/Undertale crossover)
>“With a Little Help From Your Friends” – (As Asriel waits for the end, Frisk arrives, determined to save him. So determined they brought a friend. More than one friend, really. Asriel, Frisk, Sans, Clean, Post-TP, Fixfic, Earthbound Crossover/Allusion)
>“Sans Gets a Beat Down” – ((Frisk)Reader/Sans, Frisk gets off on Sans’ suffering, non con, abuse, second person pov)
>“Doggo and Frisk and Icewolf Go for Walksies” – (MSPaint Guy fic, threesome, Doggo/Frisk/Icewolf)
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>>170917934
She'd get on my case for not exercising anymore
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I want to fuck Asriel until he's sore.
I want to guzzle Asriel's salty cum.
I want to make Asriel wear painful tight boy-thongs for me.
I want to take nude pictures of Asriel for Deviantart.
I want to get Asriel hooked on coke.
I want to make Asriel fuck for money.
I want to give Asriel a disease.
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>>170918507

Update post 2 of 2

>“Double DT” – (Frisk/Frisk, NSFW, selfcest)
>“Goat of Tomorrow” and “Goat of Tomorrow 2” – (Superman/Undertale crossover, what if Superman fell down Mt. Ebott instead of Frisk?)
>“Undyne and Alphys go to the track” – (Undyne/Alphys, Two girlfriends having fun at the race track, nsfw, wall of text)
>“Undyne seduces a swimmer girl” – (Undyne/OC, cunnilingus, fingering, wall of text)
>“Justice” – (Asriel, OC, How Asriel fused with the Justice Soul)
>“Overtale” Chapter 9 – (Look in the writebin for more on this fic and for previous parts)
>“Southtale Draft #1” – (Southpark/Undertale crossover, what the Southpark boys fell down instead of Frisk?)
>“Vines Everywhere” – (Male Frisk/Flowey, teen Frisk, vine sex)
>Link fixed for “Frisk is a Worry-Wort”
>“Undyne invents the vibrating spear” – (Undyne/Her vibrating spear, wall of text)
>“Valentine's Day Special w/ teen Undyne” – (Undyne/Reader, Undyne/OC, second person pov, sex and all that)
>“No One Else in the World” – (Doogle fic, Asgore/Toriel, drabble)
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>>170918507
>>170918661
Thanks Goopman
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>>170917934
I've already disappointed everyone i know, so...
yeah...
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>>170918507
>>170918661
Thanks man!
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>>170918507
>>170918661
Thanks for Updating, you are doing god's work
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>>170918507
>>170918661
Thank you doctor gaster
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>>170918798
>>170918901
>>170918974
>>170919184

You're welcome, you guys.
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>>170918661
>>170918507
>“Sans Gets a Beat Down”
>“Vines Everywhere”
>“snowdrake ice cream”
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>>170917934
>Go to work, go home, either work out and have a shake later or cook dinner depending on which day it is, internet and vidya until bed.
Probably not.
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>>170918507
>>170918661
Hi pastebin anon, the Undyne stories you're adding are by the writeanon from the Undyne thread, and they have their own catalog here:
http://pastebin.com/Xf3GR6TA
It might be easier to just add the link to that somewhere instead of linking to the individual stories, but any way you want to do it is cool.
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>>170918507
>>170918661
Thank you for all your hard work, Doctor Pastebin!
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>>170919561
Thank you very much. I had originally intended to add the catalog once I realized I didn't have it, but I had lost track of the link. Thank you again!

>>170919610
You're very welcome.
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>>170919765
No problem, glad I could help!
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>>170918507
>>170918661
ya done good, goop
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Papyrus' cool song
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>>170914248
Toriel is more scholarly minded and has a very text-book and logic oriented approach to problems.(This can be a serious detriment, she can't keep her sanity when in the grays) Given that, I'd put her in Ravenclaw
>>170915868
That's a very reductionist way of putting it, and I believe the latent charges being levied are kind of unfair. I certainly wouldn't do the same for any of the other character.
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>>170918609
What the fuck anon
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>>170917934
She'd possibly find it sad that I hate myself and don't try any more.
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>>170920660
You mean you're like Asgore? Yeah I think she might have a problem with that. Then again she does find Sans funny so you may have a chance.
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>>170917934
I can be a serial procrastinator, I don't make great snack choices, and I have an erratic sleeping schedule. I don't really pin Toriel as a lark, but it's hard to like it when people are passed out in the afternoon
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Well, "him" is here.
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>>170918661
>>170918507
have you ever planned to put green text in there at some point?
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>>170921151
All I see is legitimate criticism towards a character
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>>170921026
Not really like Asgore, if I had to compare myself to the two I'm definitely more like Sans.
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>>170921459
well, i don't think so and will not respond.
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beepity boop bop zoo wop
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>>170921654
I'm sorry but I must point out that if you didn't care you wouldn't have responded at all and if i was the shit poster in question, which im not, you would still have been giving me attention. Don't do that
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Would you ?
https://queenofsintale.tumblr.com/post/152137855320/nsfw-requests-commissions-open-3-updated
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>>170920015
The out-of-tune singer ruins it.
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>>170921348
You mean green text posts? Plenty of them are in there already. Most of them are tagged as such. If you mean me taking the green text posts posted here and putting them into a pastebin myself, I don't really want to do that.
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>>170921984
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>>170920015
TONE DEAF SINGER
MY EARS
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>>170921984
Haha! Why would I when there's a proper writefag in the undyne thread willing to write better smut for perfectly free? How desperate do you have to be to pay like 7.50 $ for a few paragraphs? I could understand art somehow but I somehow doubt this person is so INCREDIBLY skilled at writing smut that they can do it better than my own imagination could or anyones for that matter.
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>>170920806
I didn't say she was guiltless or that her reasonability should be carried for her, but that this line of argument is crude and grossly skips over details. It has the fixed assumption that the door should have been destroyed, implying that was an actual reasonable option. And then you bring up the moral high ground argument. The argument that has a frankly nonsensical view on the situation, and doesn't apply much of anywhere in most fiction. It's dog shit, ill-conceived, overbearing and I abhor it, and you can stick it up your ass.
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>>170921984
Won't do
>MPreg
>but will do Skelepreg
Uhh aren't the skeles male?
also a lot of contradiction in the do's and don'ts
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>>170921984
I requested Asgore x Reinhardt
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>>170921984
That post is whatever, but god, the reblogs, why
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>>170922532
What details did I skip over? Those are the canon events of the game and nothing more or less.

How is my argument nonsensical? It's what Toriel planned herself and even if she didn't blow up the door she could have went with them or just stopped them from leaving in general. The core of the criticism is still very valid.
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>>170922774
Found a nice Muffet at least.
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you know what to do
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>>170923042
I found a nice Asgore but I can't link it because mods
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>>170923056
What?
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I remember someone talking about a half-life au for undertale or something, but got no art, so here.
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>>170922574
the thing to know anon women love to self insert as skeles. so more than likely one of them will have a ecto pussy and get pregnant
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>>170922454
cute af
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>>170923428
I dont remember anyone talking about that and i don't know how it would work but suddenly I want it
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>>170921763
Underrated post
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>>170922454
>That face in lower left panel
kek
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>>170923583
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>>170923605
Ahh jeez, I'm running late.

I'm not the only one who's running late...
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This is a BAD EXPERIMENT! We are BAD PEOPLE! Why did we usher forth the GREEN APOCALYPSE?!

>the episode where Gaster acts like a pirate.
It would sound something like that, I imagine.
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Quick! Say something nice about anon you like!
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you think /utg/ would be more alive if people posted lewds? that undyne thread is going good
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>>170924947
I like almost everyone. They're pretty neato.
>>170924987
Fuck that noise.
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>>170924987
We post lewds pretty rarely for a /trash/ thread, though.
It would get boring posting the same couple dozen good ones over and over again.
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>>170924947
they also like the video game undertale
>>170924987
i would rather not come if it was lewd spam 100% of the time. if we were moved to trash i would not come here anymore. maybe you would be more active though im not sure but i think the degeneracy would kill cute posting.
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>>170924987
I think the current pacing of these threads is pretty comfy.
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>>170922974
Well, for clarity sake's I don't believe on a level of facts we would have much to disagree about. She did fail to save any of those children, she did stay in self-exile, and as for opinions: I agree that she should have traveled with the children. My contention is with claims of intent and the moral high ground argument. I think characterizing her as letting the children go and her only concern with them being harvested is that she'll lose the moral high ground is beyond uncharitable. Most of what I'm saying here about details skipped over is really not events in the story, but that the criticism kind of lacks a sense of depth in interpretation. She obviously felt conflicted about keeping you at the ruins and letting you go(trapping you or letting you go free) And blowing up the door was like a thought born of desperation than something she reasoned. I mean, some of her lapses in judgement can be reasonably argued to be affected by some emotional burdens from her kids' passing and an emotional weakness that holds her back from making good choices in high negative emotion et cetera. The way you initially put it just seemed that she made her decisions very out of the blue with no real human element to it. That there is no heart to it but one that seems to be in the domain of schemes.

I'm not a dindu here, I just think context is always important. I mean, how many fictional characters can we make sound like total assholes if we listed off a very reductionist view of them without subtext?

Anyways, I'm phone right now and have been typing between taking some calls. So, sorry if this comes out garbled and full of errors. And I apologise for going off on you at the end of the last comment; I was over the line
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>>170925352
>the degeneracy would kill cute posting.

yeah, pretty much this.

I mean, I know we're on a Cantonese bamboo sheet, but we can't be thinking with our dicks all the fucking time
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Chara burpfic?
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>>170924247
I should finish Freeman's mind
>>170924987
I would most likely stop coming here because of all the straight porn spam. Not because people shouldn't be able to post about it but I don't like boobs and think vaginas look gross so coming here would be annoying. I assume that the straight Anons would feel the same way about dick and man ass spam
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>>170924987
ehh no. Like the others have said it would most likely kill it. some lewd here and there are nothing compared to 100% spam. I kind of like the posters here. I can't image the same if it were in /tash/ sorry fish posters
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>>170925689
>constant ask for burpfic
>that much determination
You would make her very proud anon.maybe she will give you mercy
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I love the post office
Not really.
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Who Undertale Character Are This?
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>>170924947
I love you all
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>>170926093
Uh oh...
I hope the contents are ok
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>>170924947
He's the sweetest cinnamon roll i've ever met.
He never texts me first though...

>>170925554
Not him >>170925352 , but...
I'm fine with posting lewd stuff in a separate thread.
When we got /trashed/ few days ago the thread actually did pick up the pace, but it reminded me of old /utg/ and not in a good way.
I think we're better off having slow but comfy threads here and lewd ones on /trash/.
Mixing those two doesn't end well.

>>170925784
>Freeman's mind
I HAVE
TO MAKE
A MOVIE!
I wonder how Ross is doing in slavland...

>>170926093
What am i looking at?
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>>170926093
I know that feeling. my shit always gets damaged
>>170926162
ness
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>>170926093
what is this
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>>170926162
ness
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>>170926182
>>170926221
A poster.
and it's fucked.
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>>170926162

Papyross Jr.
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>>170926343
That sucks.
What kind of poster?
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>>170926914
Our guy
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>>170927202
Oh man...
You know - you can give it to me if you don't want it now.
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>>170925457
Like I said, I just don't give her a pass because she made you pie or because of headcanons about her emotinal state, although I will mention that decades had passed by that point so she had ample time to reconsider her actions and that for a character that is suppose to be smart and clever she never shows any of that, plus at the end of the day regardless of why she did it she still choose to let seven children walk to their deaths rather then compromise her morals and saving them by forcing them to stay which is disgusting no matter how you try and frame it. I don't like Toriel and everything I've said is my honest opinion and how I view her character. Is it harsh? Maybe but it is what it is.

Anyways all this is spawned from the fact that I disagreed with her bring in a fictional house associated with bravery and instead said that she should be in one associated with being smart and filled with people who enjoy the pursuit of knowledge. It's fine if you like her character or if you're willing to ignore or downplay the worst parts of her character because she resonated with you. We all do it towards people we like
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>>170927457
I'm gonna smack the donut out of Alphys's hand and then push her over so she falls to the floor and hurts herself
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>>170927579
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>>170927579
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Hey.

Did anybody want scans of these? I don't want to waste my time scanning and editing things nobody wants. They're all SFW and untranslated.

Today is a Wonderful Day! has fantastic art and a great variety of characters. The 4koma one has a mixed bag of art but a similar level of variety.

Bone Again has a variety of characters, but Sans is the main focus.

I'm kinda assuming I'm the only one who wanted the Temmie one.
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>>170927756
Cute Flowey fangs
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>>170927948
I'd be up for both Today is a Wonderful Day and the Temmie one very much big time
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>>170927457
I'm gonna buy the lizad more donuts and listen to her talk about her chinese cartoons until she falls asleep then I'm gonna tuck her in gently.
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>>170927948
Interested in the wonderful day, what other characters does bone again have?
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>>170927948
I kind of want it all but you don't need to spend all day scanning just for me
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>>170927969
sad that he is hardly drawn with fangs
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>>170927457
I'm going to feed the lizard donuts until she gets FAT
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>>170927948
I'd love to see the one focusing on Sans if you would
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>>170927948
Also interested in the one with a variety of characters
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>>170927948
sure It's nice to have some sfw doujins ever once in awhile. only if you want to scan them of course.
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Good afternoon utg! I hope your Monday has been ok!
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>>170927948
the one with papyrus
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>>170927948
I want them all, pls.
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>>170928070
And I will have snuck into her closet and will make a ruckus so she gets scared and wets the bed and has nightmares for weeks
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>>170928712
This
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>>170927948
my personal vote for bone again and 4koma please, but i'd love to see all of them.
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Weekly Caretaker update!

Today we learn Chara is a pure buttercup and should be handled with love and headpats. Do not break your Chara's kneecaps.
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>>170928976
They're bringing it back!
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>>170928976
the only good au chara is underswap chara.
because they're a blank slate like frisk.
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>>170928801
Ill rek u
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>>170928976
every time I see this comic I always think chara is a woman
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>>170928976
Isn't Chara suppose to be like 8? Why does she look like and why is she acting like a 20 year old
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>>170929252
Not as badly as Alphys will be wrecked when I toss all her comic books and cartoons and toys into a lava pit
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>>170929334
>she
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>>170928674
Oh it's going to be a long day.
How about you, goatmom?
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>>170929334
That Chara is a boy in Caretaker.
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>>170929334
>she
it's a he.
and it's because badly written au.
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>>170927568
I understand where you're coming from, but I think there is a fundamental rift in how we think about characters and morality, at least in this circumstance. I just want to say that time isn't always an aid to reason, I know that first hand. When you're in a rut of thought, all you'll see is the packed dirt and the walls you built yourself. It has little to do with intelligence, but it is a very 'human' weakness. Though, that is partly how I interpret her and it comes from the parallels from her to myself. I think a compelling part of Undertale is how it takes us through characters that are troubled in one way or another and how we as the player have an effect on them. In this case, Frisk made her realize that she can no longer be a passive person in this conflict, that she must now act, as she would later do in TP. It, as you said, resonated with me the most because of the person I am.

Anyways, I'll leave it as that. However, I think the use of "head canon" is overused in these circles. It's called an interpretation in writing, something that isn't outwardly stated, but is based on the events and context of a respective work. Head canon probably fits more in line with speculation.
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>>170925457
It's been awhile since I responded to this but I do want to say that I also was overly harsh and could have phrased everything I said in a much nicer manner and probably should have kept my opinion to myself which I normally do. I like you guys and it's a good thing that you like and forgive Toriel. I envy the people who like every single character regardless of their flaws.
I don't want you to feel bad or guilty for liking your favorite just because I disagree.
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Okay, I guess I'll start with Today is a Wonderful Day!, thanks guys. It may take a little while due to work and such, so please be patient.

>>170928101
Papyrus, Grillby, the Snowdin dogs, Toriel, and Undyne get a little attention. Alphys, Gerson, and a few other NPCs show up for a panel or two. This is what the artwork looks like.

The only problem with it is the ending of the last story, it could be interpreted as Soriel (I can't read it, from what I can tell they just share some jokes and food).
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>>170927948
'Today is a Wonderful Day!' makes me want to learn japanese because holy shit it's a lot of dialogue
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>>170929781
Oh well just see this
>>170929885
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>>170928976
big chara penis!
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>>170929242
>because they're a blank slate like frisk
Haha
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>>170929398
No
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>>170928674
im cautiously optimistic
how about you goatmamfag
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>>170929729
doesn't look that different to the way they talk at the end of geno but to each their own.

I kinda prefer this to everyone talking the same way
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>>170927948
I'd prefer Wonderful Day, and the 4koma if you have time.
Thank you for the offer!
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>>170929431
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that anon! I hope the rest of your day isn't too bad!
>>170930515
I'm good! Cautiously optimistic you say? Sounds like something good may be on the horizon for you then?
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>>170929242
>good au
>anything swap-related

you're a funny guy anon
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>>170930584
oh jeez this is disturbing
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>>170929947
thank you and don't worry about it anon. can't wait to see them.
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>>170930584
I can't believe Asgore murdered Undyne by impaling her head and neck with his horns and I can't believe that Papyrus is anorexic and Asriel has a brain tumor

What a dark AU
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>>170929947
I like the art, it looks cute
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>>170929964
I know, right? There are so many kanji symbols!
Thank goodness the artwork is superb, otherwise I'd be kicking myself for buying it.
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>>170930806
>you will never cuddle and feed an anorexic skeleton nursing him back to health
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>>170929334
>why is he acting like a 20 year old
That's how Chara speaks in-game: a large vocabulary and next to no commas.

>why does he look like an old girl
This part is a flashback to a younger Chara, so I'm guessing the eyebags are a design choice to looking like their older counterpart and it's a cheap way to keep them looking sinister. As for why they have eyelashes? The lulz. Chara and Asriel are both boys with eyelashes, and Frisk is a girl without them.
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>>170930806
>I can't believe that Papyrus is anorexic
He's a skeleton, you can't get any more anorexic than that!
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I HAVE A PICTURE

OF THE GOTE ON A BOTE
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>>170931138
but where is his cote?
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>>170931138
a bote that flotes
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>>170931112
Give him more milk
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>>170931075
it's really obvious chara is a guy due to the shoulders and chin
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>>170931417
His chin looks feminine as hell
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>>170930910
Yeah, the art really makes up for it! I think the Flowey/Papyrus portion is my favorite, though I'm puzzled by who the fuck that baby is. I don't regret buying it, I just wish I could get the bookstopper amount of words.
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Could your favorite defeat the one man cheeseburger apocalypse
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>>170931950
Only if he was made out of chocolate.
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>>170931950
No but I could with theove and support of my favorite as well as the promise of a kiss
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>>170931950
>implying anyone could beat coach
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>>170931075
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>>170928674
Still recovering from a cold, but other than that I'm fine. How are you?
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>>170928976
A bit underwhelmed by this interlude tbqh. It doesn't really tell us anything except that Chara is a dick. And we already got that from the part where they keep killing Frisk in cold blood, and from canon.

Still. Can't wait for the regular update schedule to resume. I really want to see how Frisk deals with this one, even though it doesn't look too hopeful for them.
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http://picosong.com/pnPm/
Drift with your favorite skele
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>>170932358
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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
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>>170932375
I'm good! Just relaxing after work! I hope your cold gets better!
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>>170933062
No!
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>>170933023
Asriel is buffering.
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>>170933062
But can the spider make her spiders even cuter?
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>>170933062
Toddler spider from Pixiv.
I hear there's a lot of bullies at her school.
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>>170932358
>>170933023
Made me think of thomas the tank engine
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>>170931950
>"I hate flowers."
>"I hate frogs."
>"I hate dummies."
>"I hate cinnamon."
>"I hate fart jokes."
>"I hate puzzles."
>"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate spaghetti."
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>>170933062
10/10 would spend all my hard earned golds at her bakesale hoping to catch her attention.
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>>170932612
>I really want to see how Frisk deals with this one
It depends on if Sans and Papyrus live in Snowdin.
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>>170931787
That's my favorite too. From some really wonky Google translation, my best guess is that Papyrus found a crying baby in a stroller at the park. Near the end, Muffet helps find its mother using her network of spiders.
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>>170934251
>Sans and Papyrus live in Snowdin
>They immediately join in on the murder shenanigans because they're just as wrapped around Chara's little finger as Asriel is.
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>>170933062
Telling the baby spider of a very fun new activity to promote the bakery!
Giving the baby spider the spray paint can and pointing her at a wall!
Joining in with the baby spider in spraypainting the wall!
The wall having been the wall to the Innkeeper Bunny's inn!
The Innkeeper Bunny not having enough money to get the wall washed!
Nobody wanting to come to an inn with someone's tag on the wall!
The Innkeeper Bunny losing her business and having to send her child to live with her sister!
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>>170934495
That's adorable, thanks for the context! I assumed something similar, but with the Muffet bit, it's even better.
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>>170933062
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>>170933287
Repeat after me: "I will love the spider. The spider is adorable." Come on, say it!
>>170933552
It would be difficult but it's entirely possible! Exponentially more cuteness is required as something becomes cuter. Due to their incredibly high cuteness, only the spider would be able to improve upon them!
>>170933639
Cute! Would hug and ruffle her hair. Thanks a bunch!
Those bullies better not approach her if they know what's good for them.
>>170933790
Thank you for your patronage!
>>170934562
The spider promising not to spray paint walls again and confessing to the Innkeeper Bunny!
Donating money to the Innkeeper Bunny to get the wall washed!
Lots of people having already seen the promotion and coming to the bakery!
Using the bakery's newfound success to help the inn out!
The Innkeeper Bunny getting her business and child back!
The bakery and inn flourishing under their new partnership!
The spider being so happy with her success!
>>170935206
Cute.
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>>170935206
looked like she had massive tits in the thumbnail
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>>170934559
Papyrus is going to be the hero.
He would defy the gods if it meant he could make a new friends.
Chara has no chance.
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>>170935695
/utg/ wasn't in trash a couple days ago.
One day we will get hard mode.
Pirates of the Caribbean 5 will be a flawless movie.

I can say these things but it wont make them true!
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>>170936267
Are they making a new Pirates of the Caribbean
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>>170935808
Maybe.

But if Chara has been selling them propaganda thar humans are all murderous pests, Sans and Undyne might take issue with him trying to help one.

Papyrus may be pure, but he's also naive and easily lead.
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Hope everyone's nice and relaxed. It's hard not to be when visiting this thread.
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>>170936331
It's been in production for a few years now.
Or at least it was announced years ago.
It's coming out this year.
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>>170936425
I found out I am a statistic today!
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>>170935206
that is one sexy spider....
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>>170936671
did you die with a million other people?
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>>170936671
did you die with a million other people?
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>>170936813
>>170936874
Jinx!
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>>170936813
>>170936874
24 million, specifically.
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>>170936425
stressful and feeling like garbage
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>>170936267
Maybe not, but what you can do is say something that is already true! I already gave you an example of such thing!
>>
The next part of the comic's almost done, so it will be posted at 8:30 pm.
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>>170936352
Sans will take issue, but he'll relent because it's Papyrus.
Once those two are convinced, it's smooth sailing.
Undyne would be stupid to go against Sans and Papyrus, and Alphys and Mettaton shouldn't have their old plan so they'll be quick to help Frisk.

But this all depends on Sans and Papyrus living in Snowdin.
Which (probably) all depends on there being an accident where a certain Royal Scientist disappeared.
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>>170937182
Okay
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>>170937321
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>>170937487
maybe
I don't know
___________________________
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>>170937710
YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
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>>170936425
I'm happier than I've been in a long time.
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>>170905226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDBykpSXsSE
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>>170937710
I would like to inform you that I do not consider you to be an individual who is my workplace superior from this moment henceforth.
I would like to inform you that I do not consider you to be an individual who is my workplace superior from this moment henceforth.
I would like to inform you that I do not consider you to be an individual who is my workplace superior from this moment henceforth.
And you are not as large as many commonly believe you are.
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>>170905226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCOSvLu8ZLY

LIFTAN TIME
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>>170905226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJiI_J_7umg
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>>170937984
Ayy - there's my metal goat.
Haven't seen you in a while.
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dont look
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>>170938621
I've been around-ish. I've posted now and again music, but it has been more The Contortionist and Haken lately. Some good Opeth will never fall out of style, though
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>>170937849
I hate myself a little more every day
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>>170938938
goddamnit Toby, he'll get sand in his pelvis
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>>170909838
Does Flowey actually eat the froggits?
I thought the only way they disappeared was by killing monsters.
>>
Oh boy, I'm all alone I can say whatever I want!
BEPIS
BOOBY
VAGRUBBA
TIDDY
Hand Holding!
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I really hate Chara
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>>170940682
Hi Sans!
>>
holding hands with asriel
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>>170940579
You're not alone. There are at least a dozen eyes silently watching and judging.
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>>170940802
gluing asriel's hands to his ears
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>>170940682
I feel you.
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>>170940682
>tfw my second favorite group of posters are characterfags for a character I really hate
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>>170940831
THEN WHERE ARE THEY?
Nothing can stop me from holding my favorite's hand
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I had to suffer through hundreds of ecto-everythings to bring you this spider.
I was looking for fish, but I'll take what I can get.
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>>170942152
Excellent work!
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>>170942265
Did...did they draw it like that on purpose?
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>>170942265
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>>170942389
It's a parody of a show, I can't remember the name of it at the moment.
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>>170942152
Also have this one
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiY1PiVUUAEFnLW.jpg:orig
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>>170942549
Oh.....Oh no....
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hi guys
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>>170943426
hOI!!!
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>>170943426
How's tricks?
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>>170943426
Salutations!
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>>170943426
Hello!
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>>170943426
Greetings.
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>>170943426
hi!
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>>170943426
heya.
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>>170942152
>>170942732
Much obliged.
>>170943426
Hello there!
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>>170933062
but can the spider bring back the 10$ I accidentally threw away?
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>>170943426
Hello there darling.
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>>170943426
wuddup
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>>170942152
Spiders are always welcome!
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Good night /utg/.
I love you.
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Gonna cuck the anon!
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>>170943426
hi
>>170944963
sleep tight sweet anon
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>>170945120
Jokes on you!
I don't have anyone in my life!
Haha..... ;_;
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>>170944963
Sleep well, anon! See you tomorrow!
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It's been another cocaine day I reckon
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PUMPIN IRON FOR YOUR FAVORITE. GOOD FORM FOR YOUR FAVORITE
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>>170944676
Maybe she can't bring you 10$, but she can bring you happiness, and we all know that's priceless! Anything is possible if you believe in the spider! You just have to remain optimistic!
>>170944963
Good night. Sleep well.
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>>170945598
FITNESS
http://share.gifyoutube.com/yoOZdZ.gif
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Do you think Flowey would like the new Samurai Jack? Do you think he would like Scaramouche?
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See you tomorrow /utg/!
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>>170945814
I like that version of Frisk.
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>>170946351
Bye!
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>>170945814
no
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>>170945814
Hell yeah.
>>
stay determined. even during the tough times, you must stay determined.
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why is it so dead
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>>170950007
time zones differ

we got anons from Europe, America, Asia, errywhere
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>>170950007
I'm doing stuff, sorry
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>>170950007
I am being bombarded with snow
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>>170950007
I literally just got home
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>>170950007
playing game, post later
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I feel inexplicably angry and ready to go off. Help me calm down.
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>>170950771
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>>170950771
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>>170950007
I'm fixing fans
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>>170950771
Toriel wants your
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>>170951209
body to be used in blood sacrifice
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>>170951595
Toriel is not UAC staff
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>>170951209
My affection and highly specialized extensive quality lore knowledge, right?
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>>170951956
no just your dick actually
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>>170952075
Oh.
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>>170952184
Actually, she wants both. AT THE SAME TIME.
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>>170952418
>anon recites the origins of dragons while busting a nut
i can see it
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>>170951209
Self to go fuck off and seduce her ex?
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>>170952418
>Roleplaying as Shakespearean characters while making love

Sounds adventurous enough
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>>170952418
Oh, man
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Chocolate
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Thoughts?
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>>170952875
>Asgore using the "s" word
Bad. BAD.
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>>170952875
whats up with his ears
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>>170952981
why do you keep posting that picture
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>>170954135
Because i like it, my dear anon. If i feel it's beginning to be overused, i quit using it a long time.
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I'm not straight, I just suck clit
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>>170955154
>that chin on the far right

we Jay Leno now
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dont look
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Posting the next part on imgur since it's 3 pages long.

http://imgur.com/a/og0Xn

What do?
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>>170955428
>Heart Pupils
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>>170955456
Do a hand stand and tell them that their days of being trapped are over, and that we are the god king of earth, and Papyrus has been chosen as our disciple.

But then a portal appears
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12525941
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>>170950771
Toriel is a shit character and just as bad as Asgore. Inexplicably letting a bunch of kids walk into a land of monsters that will fucking kill them because they beat her in a slap fight, then just forgetting they exist entirely? What kind of mom does that? A total fucking bitch is who.
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I love this goat
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dont look
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>>170931138
Then we can float on the moat and be freakay

Freakay!
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>>170957147
>femanons
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>>170957339
would drink
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>>170957339
>Flower
>With penis
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>>170957574
The world needs more
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>>170957578
>>
so uh
i heard there was an undyne thread somewhere
where is it/is it still alive?
i need to know for reasons
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>>170955428
I looked. I appreciate this spider.
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>>170957989
>ecto-dick
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>>170958074
>implying robotrannydick is any better
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>>170958143
>implying I said anything about that
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>>170957736
>posting my shitty shit
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>>170958321
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Who let HIM out
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>>170958669
Him?
You're talking about HIM?
That HIM?
The HIM?
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Goat dick best dick
>>
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>>170958669
I did it
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Tell my friends they've been good to me and that it has been an honor to know them
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>>170959114
No. I'll tell them you're a nerd and you smelled
>>
It's SNOWIN
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>>170959505
*Snowdin
Play the game, secondary
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HIM
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>>170959720
don't assume my gender
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>>170959720
me?
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>>170958907
But what about flower dick?
>>
>>170958960
Rip toebeans

Tell people that today my rifle skill improved.
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>>170958960
Frisk looks like one of those over exaggerated 1950s cartoon characters. You know, the offensive ones.
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>>170958960
to infinity and beyond
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>>170960661
Also good
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my feet hurt so bad i bet toebeans are more comfortable
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>>170959505
Stop taunting me!
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>>170959505
it's great
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>>170961003
DRINK UP
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If Chara is "One in a million", and there over 7.484 billion people (rough estimate), does that mean there are over 7,484 Chara's?
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good night thread, I hope it's a cozy one
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>>170961874
good night friend
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>>170961735
It's not a lot of people when you consider they are all separate.
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>>170903529
holy shit, were people on tumblr so tired of you harassing them with this you found your way to utg? please go elsewhere for your broken heart fetish.
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>>170961735
Where do I find a Chara?
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>>170957843
Just in case you haven't found it already
>>>/trash/8061600
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>>170962641
Africa
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lizard
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Which undertale is the best charmer?
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>>170963503
i want her to give me a bad time if u see what im saying
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Don't read
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>>170964510
haha nice, i get you bro
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>>170963838
lizard belly
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>>170964595
: <

The truth hurts that i love a murderer
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>>170964026
>Papyton picture
NOT ON MY WATCH
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>>170965549
It's canon
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>>170965718
NO IT'S NOT. It's a tumblr ship.
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>>170965915
cannon
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>>170966008
HE'S TOO AUTISTIC TO KNOW WHAT SEXY MEANS.
The game points this out. He doesn't even know some simple things. He doesn't even know what sex is.
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>>170966302
Looks like Mettaton has a lot to teach him then ;)
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>>170966008
he is just mimicking the tv.
he doesn't know that microwaves need power
he doesn't know what people do in beds when they are on dates
he doesn't know that junior jumble is really easy
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papyton is the second worst skeleton ship after fontcest teebee aytch
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>>170966616
>Better than pedophile Frans ship
>Better than Science Friends crackship
>Better than Fishbones crackship
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>>170966616
That's the truth, Truth.
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>>170966425
When people make the skeletons blush blue or orange it annoys the hell out of me
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>>170967061
I think it's cute desu
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>>170965915
this is tumblr general don't you know?
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Real cancer hours.
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>>170967126
That's not cute though
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>>170967202
i thought it was the twitter and pixiv general
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>>170967245
this is a quality image
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>>170967376
post more quality images
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>>170967296
thought this was the discord
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>>170967487
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>>170967576
>>170967615
god is dead and we have killed him
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>>170967652
BORF
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>>170967714
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>>170967714
Is it weird that I feel pity for the inanimate skeleton doll?
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>>170967842
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>>170967714
>>170967887
STOP
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>>170967887
I'm revoking your posting privileges
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>>170967991
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Goat?
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>>170968038
please
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>>170968020
You have no power here, Woshua the Gay
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>>170967576
mspg stop
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>>170968501
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>>170968214
I will draw you, Sansman, as poison is drawn from a wound.
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why this happen
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dont look
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see ya later
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>>170968589
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>>170957339

>"im not putting that in my mouth"
>you feel smooth vines begin to wrap around your body
>"dont be silly" flowey says as the vines tighten, and push your head into him "you havent eaten a thing since you got down here"
>"you wouldnt want my favourite new toy to die of malnutrition would you?"
>he chuckles slightly
>your lips are now pressed against his member, you are clenching your mouth shut with as much force as you can
>suddenly, thorns sprout from floweys vines and dig into your skin
>reflexively you try to let out a scream, however the moment you open your mouth flowey has forced his cock down your throat
>"im not letting you reset again until ive had all the fun i can force out of you"
>an evil grin spreads across his face
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>>170967887
Me on the right!
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>>170968748
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>>170968847
lemme get a lollipop
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>>170967887
>>170968038
>>170968214
what aus are these
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>>170969952
Sans Has Eye Cancertale
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>cringe posting
Oh good. My favorite.
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>>170969952
Fucked if I know
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>>170967714
>>170967887
>>170968038
>>170968214
How do you go from this....
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>>170970721
to this
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Goodnight utg! I hope you all have a good Tuesday! Sleep well and dream of your favorite!
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this thread went from a 7 to a 10
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>>170971134
goodnight goat
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>>170971134
good night. hope your monday was good
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happy white day my guys
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>>170971402
merry white day to you too
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>>170971402
Thanks!
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when is vore coming back
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>>170971996
hopefully never
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>>170971996
never that shits bannable. one warning was all i needed.
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>>170971996
When I think up something related.
May or may not be soon. Probably not.
>>170972082
Nah.
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when is dad coming back
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im really not good at writing fics but i had fun anyway
i should head to bed now though
maybe ill have another flowey dream with this fresh in my mind

goodnight
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>>170972298
goodnight floweyposter
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>>170972298
Goodnight! Sleep well!
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>>170972203
when you finally become a good boy
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>>170971996
Never. It trashed a thread. Never forget.
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>>170972405
when
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>>170968748
I love you
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>>170972398
are you gonna spank me like a bad boy then? teach me a lesson
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>>170972486
yesterday
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Cringeshitters are our misfortune
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Monster designs don't have to make sense.
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>>170973546
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>>170972405
Still happened because pedo and other lewd shit
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>>170974401
I really like his art.
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>>170974401
>Papyrus eats tiny anons
>Doesn't realize he should probably let them out at some point
>later someone inspects papyrus under his suit
>discovers tons of anons trapped in yellow ecto
>they have survived on spaghetti and dinosaur eggs papyrus doesn't actually digest
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>>170975459
>that one fiction where sans is forced against his will to eat other versions of himself.and they dissolve into nothingness.

I still don't know what to think about it.
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haha post something cute
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>>170976069
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>>170976069
just for you
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>>170976069
The witching hour is at hand.
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>>170975931
Sounds stupid. And I have fapped to stupid things.
>>170976069
I suppose we should.
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>>170976069
k
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Real quiet hours
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>>170976574
thats not how you do it, watch
D E A D
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>>170976574
>>170976729
>>170976729
Most of my fellow Americans are sleeping.

Most Eurobros are at work
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Would you still love your fave if the edgy jokes they made turned out to be unironic and you realized they would probably hate you on principle
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>>170976860
Whatever you say. 3 months.
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>>170976258
CUTE NERDS
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>>170977050
If Undyne's so cute then how come Asgore didn't come to her piano recital
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>>170976069
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>>170976997
Well hey, am I wrong?
>>170977050
YES
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>>170977290
No but neither am I.
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>>170977369
I mean, I guess.

You're off by a month though. Are you mistaking me for someone else?
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>>170977257
that's more about asgore than undyne
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>>170977531
I have no idea who you are. That's just my guess for this general's longevity.
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>>170977710
Oh, I thought you were talking about my tenure. Maybe recognized me by filenames (which would require some weirdly photographic memory).

But yeah, no dude. This General's got a long time yet. Like I said, Just look at KSG or MEG pre-andromeda
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>>170976997
>>170977710
>3 months.
They were saying that eight months ago.
Face it, we're here for the long haul.
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>>170977880
Don't know about them but /utg/ relies on a few key posters who hold the rest here. If they left at least 75% would too.
>>170977938
And they said 4 months 4 months ago and 9 months 12 months ago. Just my guess.
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>>170977710
>3 months.
do you realize they were saying that exact same number half a year ago?
>6 months ago
>"Oh yeah, we'll be dead in three months"
>Christmas: "We'll be dead in January
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>>170976860
im still up but i have nothing to say.
im scared lately that saying anything could cause some kind of big argument so i watch what i post carefully.
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>>170978026
Well, your guess in really wrong, my dude.
Unless you try to kill us off by coming to our houses.
But I don't think you're capable of that
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>>170978071
What they said is really irrelevant as this is a case by case opinion based on changing statistics but I get why you bring it up.
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>>170978139
The more it gets pushed forward, the less seriously people take it

>>170976860
And yeah, at work
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>>170978139
it doesn't matter. we'll be here for months to come.
>>
im permabanned poster monsterstomper58. i first started reading utg when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "human purity" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "monster balls" and "i love shitting inside monster assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" utg to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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>>170978134
>>170978228
Has it really been three months already? Or are you a mystic who can see the future? Anyway this is an unrelated data watch for me, who is your favorite Undertale? Mine is Asgore.
>>170978219
Sounds like a them problem desu.
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>>170978336
>he can't recognize that generals can be around for years, even without updates
pure denial on your part, anon.
>>170978240
what
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>>170978541
>all generals are the same
If you say so, you didn't answer my question though.
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Ah. I see who it is. Never mind.

Where would you live if you were a monster?
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>>170978609
With the underground Empty, I'd make it my own personal playgroud.

Yeah we're free and all, But now I have this place all to myself.
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>>170978609
i would live in snowdin, my dude.
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>>170978609
Who what is? I'd probably live in Waterfall.
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>>170978240
The scary thing is this is exactly what schizophrenic would post.
I've seen them post before. The way they seem to really know what they're talking about and assume everyone else does as well is oddly specific.
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>>170978763
you never know, it could just be soundsgote
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>>170978609
waterfall or the city
everywhere else sucks
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>>170978609
hotland to be honest. i would visit snowdin often but i cant really handle the cold.
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>>170978685
>But now I have this place all to myself
Flowey's still there, anon.
Being alone in the underground with Flowey there would be fucking terrifying.
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>>170978915
Oh yeah, there's that.

nvm going back to the gunshine state
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>>170978915
Provided you can keep him entertained, you'd be fine. Though that in and of itself is a horrifying thought, Flowey alone in the Underground forcefully becomes your best friend, like pic related.
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>>170978915
>>170978975
Why not just kill Flowey too?
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>>170979028
Anon, he's talking about post-TP, not post-Genocide.
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>>170979028
Flowey basically presented himself and pleaded at the end of Geno, leading to an easy kill. He could easily keep his distance and fuck you up otherwise.
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>>170978797
It doesn't really matter who it is just that it looks like the actual thing just as much it looks like copypasta.
I didn't mean just here either, it's just something I've seen from time to time over the years on imageboards. 1% of people are affected so it's just bound to happen.
Just something I unfortunately relate to. Undertale.
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It's a text post.
>>
And this...
Is a text post.
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>March 2017
>Still no band cover of any of Undyne's themes with a proper brass section
What the fuck is even the point
>>
This, however, is a text post.
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>>170979028
I wonder how much EXP you'd get from killing Flowey...
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Surprisingly, its a text post.
>>
Is it a text post?
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>>170979569
He doesn't count as a monsters, so it's debatable you'd get any, unless humans yield EXP too.
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Text post...
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>>170979660
>>170979589
>>170979416
>>170979316
ceci n'est pas une text post
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Is it really a text post?
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>>170979849
no
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>>170979676
I think they would. Just like it gets easier to kill monsters the more you do, killing humans would distance you the same way.
Just, it only affects how powerful you are against monsters because with them the willpower to hurt is what matters there. Humans are physical instead having their body attuned to their soul.
>>
Behold!
A text post.
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>>170979676
>He doesn't count as a monster
Sure he does
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>>170979878
Man Undyne hides her dick well
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>>170980004
She keeps it under the mattress
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>>170979962
Hell knows, he doesn't get damage numbers, no souls of any kind, takes multiple hits at LV 20, doesn't turn to dust, he's probably considered as physical as humans.
>>
We need a new goat in utg
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>>170980269
What's wrong with the 3 (+2) we have?
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>>170980028
Equippable weapon
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>>170979962
He's an actual flower not a monster.
>select all images with flowers
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>>170980338
Frick was real but he gone
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looks like he's about to snap sans' neck
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>>170980172
>he doesn't get damage numbers
what
>no souls of any kind
True
>takes multiple hits at LV 20
huh
>doesn't turn to dust
True
>he's probably considered as physical as humans
Fair
>>170980445
>He's an actual flower not a monster.
Practically. Only difference in my eyes is he can use magic. Sure, other humans could use magic in the past, but it seems that they forgot how. One would think that magical ability is tied to either the soul or one's Determination, but if the latter were true then Frisk would be able to employ magic to some degree, but they never show such ability.
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>>170981009
>what
Whether you hit him at the end of Neutral, or Geno, no damage numbers will appear, unlike say Asgore with the 99999999.
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>>170981009
I tend to think there's magic in a lot of humans, but they need the proximity of monsters and their magic to activate for the first time. Afterwards it can be cultivated, but they need some contact with real magic, before it unlocks.

Maybe that's why the monsters ended up being imprisoned, rather than destroyed, as a failsafe for when magic fades from human bloodlines.
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>>170981092
Ah. Sure, as regular Flowey, but he behaves like any other monster as Omega Flowey, and I don't think the distinction between whether or not Flowey can be considered a monster can be made on whether or not he absorbs human souls. A monster is a monster.
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>>170981218
He also wrecks the game world and can alter shit at will, so I really don't think Omega counts, especially since as he proves at the end of the fight, the damage you inflicted actually meant nothing.

He doesn't display most other characteristics of monsters. One the of the True Lab entries also say that Alphys considered something "neither human nor monster".
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>>170981687
>nothing about him is 'monster'
What about the monster essence he was imprinted with?
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>>170981513
>especially since as he proves at the end of the fight, the damage you inflicted actually meant nothing.
Not because you didn't damage him, but because he reverted the damage through some mini-reset shenanigans... Somehow. That fight showed that he had stats.
>One the of the True Lab entries also say that Alphys considered something "neither human nor monster".
He may not be 100% monster but he's certainly more Monster than neutral.
>nothing about him is 'monster'
Except that he's more than just a flower + determination, since Asriel's dust fell on the flower that became Flowey. At the very least he has Asriel's memories. Going out on a limb, he could also have some remnant of monster essence depending on what a monster's dust contains.
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>>170981832
fuck im tired and forgot.
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>>170981874
I'm not at all debating the essence and he's definitely more monster than anything else. Possibly just stuck in a kind of in-between limbo. He probably has the essence in him, since he is essentially Asriel, except heavily damaged. I'd argue just not enough to really classify him as a monster, since the rest of the characteristics aren't present.
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it's one of those nights
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What if you and your fave had to pilot the giant robot on a suicide mission against the space monster fleet
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>>170982392
RIP
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>>170982295
How so?
>>
Goodnight /utg/, I love you!
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>>170983952
cold and lonely and quiet and undertale
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Eurohours really are the quietest
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>>170984082
nighty night
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sleep tight, thread. i don't visit you much anymore, but know that i miss you. *smooches ur forehead*
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>>170984082
Luv u 2 bby sleep well
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>>170986490
See you tomorrow!
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Soundboard remixes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19Z_psHe7w
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>>170986490
good night
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Assemble your team
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>>170988628
squad assembled
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>>170989125
A solid team composition
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>>170989526
indeed
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WAKE UP
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>>170990160
im awake, what do you want?
>>
>>170990395
a friend
>>
>>170990557
oof no can do, cant you just want someone to talk to for like three posts?
>>
I'm gonna shove your fave into a mud puddle at school so they have to be muddy the entire day
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>>170991812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t25REMXBnqY
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>>170905231
I should really finish the "Asriel goes to therapy" story I started after watching a documentary on child soldiers.
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>>170992273
>Asgore planned out that Chara would be self-sacrificing
>instilled the idea of buttercups by replacing the butter with plants so the kids would mix it up and endures the poison
>all to turn his son into a fine soldier

what a great dad
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good morning!
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>>170992431
>This is what Tumblr believes
Wouldn't even surprise me if someone unironically thought that
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>>170993027
good morning baby, time to get this money all day grind haHA FUCKIN UNDERTALE WOO
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Fucking good morning
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>>170993027
Hi! How are you?
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>>170993027
>>170990160
Good morning!

>>170993197
Morning, fucker
>>
C R A C K
T H A T
W H I P
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>>170993189
Nope! We're partially snowed in here, so I get to stay home. Gonna spend the day scanning things.

>>170993197
>>170993935
Howdy!

>>170993841
I'm feeling just dandy, how about you?
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>>170993935
Am I going to have to 'get out dis car' and choke a robot?
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>>170994352
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>>170994463
>letting snow stop the grind
sounds like you aint a real one
>>
>>170994463
I'm great today,thank you.
>>
>>170994463
Are you the anon scanning 'Today is a Wonderful Day' etc?
>>
>>170994730
kek
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>>170994757
But the building is closed!

>>170994995
Cool, glad to hear it.

>>170995026
Yes. Currently fighting my scanner to make it scan a full page instead of cutting everything up into panels. I'mma shut up now and hop to it.
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>>170995620
>the building is closed!
all im hearin is excuses to slack off desu
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>>170995620
Neat, good luck on it and thank you for the effort!
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>>170994352
You know it.

>>170994556
You could, but he'll probably enjoy it.
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>>170905226
Opetoriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIo3lpXrc5A
>>
I hear the chara theories are finally getting a japanese translation and all I can say is: good. it's a good thing that the japanese will finally see they've been misunderstanding and misinterpreting the game without the western fandom's assistance and perhaps now they'll reconsider all that hateful lolmurder chara art they've done over the months.

it'll take a while, but if they finally realize chara is actually one of the kinder, more helpful characters of the game (especially helping with monster checks and acts) and they'll stop with the awful mockeries.
>>
>>170997207
You don't have to falseflag as a charafag. People still hate them
>>
Shota goat is a slut!
>>
>>170997568
I can't believe he shot up the school with his cummies like that
>>
What if an Undertale animated series comes along and they decided to give Undyne a male's voice for comedic effect? (kinda like Dr Girlfriend)
>>
>>170997657
If it actually is Dr Girlfriend's voice I'm fine with it
>>
>>
Has the guy who ordered Asgore x Frisk doujin?
>>
>>170999238
No, he hasn't eaten it yet, he's chewing through the cover first, but it's a little hard and paper-y
>>
For a while I thought Normal!Metatton's face was a facsimilie of Frisk's. Took me a while to twig that it was an M.
>>
>>170999238
Not yet. I hear it takes awhile to get exports. although someone did scan that one asgoreXasriel doujin
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>>170996506
>>170994352
Did somebody say something about whips?

Also:
Good morning /utg/!
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>>170999667
Hot bots with whips are always appreciated also source?
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>>170999936
Sorry - that signature at the bottom is the only thing we have
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https://youtu.be/kFT083GhycM#t=19
>>
56 posts to go with 5 images to play with. Use them wisely!
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>>170999667
>human mettaton
Smokin hot
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>>171000274
fuck oyu
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>>171000393
But of course!
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>>171000274
I was going to shitpost but at the last minute I matured and realized how dumb it would be, so I saved one for the image limit.
>>
>>171000878
way to go anon, heres your medal
>>
If your favorite joined Star Fleet, what kind of career line would they follow?
>>
>>171001029
Redshirt, clearly
>>
>>171001029
He'd probably feel pressured to go into Command but he'd probably join the science staff as a Xenobotanist.
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Meanwhile Im going to waste the image limit by posting the two best characters (Papyrus is also one of the best but im out of pictures with all 3 )
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>>171000996
thanks my mane
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One whip wielding robot and i'm off.
See you in few hours!
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>>171001507
welp, there it goes
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>>171001029
I can already imagine smol gote as ship's captain.

In fact I want an image of this
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>>171001614
Oh shit! I forgot about the image limit.
Sorry about that...
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>>171001657
it doesnt matter we get 250 again next thread
>>
>>171001029
She'd be medical staff or Xeno-Materials Group (archeology or paleontology, haven't decided)
>>
>>171001727
and we're almost there
>>
>>171001029
Put Undyne into tactical.
Just do it.
>>
>You will never be sensually whipped by a kinky hot robot
feelsbad
>>
>>171001847
you damn right baby only 34 to go
>>
I want hot chocolate
>>
>>171002273
go home chara
dark chocolate is better
>>
>>171002273
I want Spaghetti
>>
>>171002273
i want the succ
>>
>>171002273
i want a nap
>>
>>171002273
I want to go live on a secluded island and spend my life in quiet contemplation.
>>
>>171002273
i changed my mind i want a sandwich
>>
>>171002273
I want a fish
>>
Imagine Undyne having human drinks for the first time!
>>
new thread when
>>
>>171003195
Imagine if can monsters die from sadness? Can monsters die from a broken heart?
>>
>>171003319
23 posts minimum
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>>171003195
>Undyne and Alphys go to a bar
>the night drags on a little slowly
>someone decides shots are on him
>Undyne ponders trying them and eventually gives in
>turns out she's a natural and starts slamming them down
>after pushing her limit she starts to not feel so good
>Undyne rushed to the bathroom
and then everyone respected her privacy the end
>>
>>171003387
Imagine sticking your dick or an equivalent phallic object in Muffet's bumhole. Would it get covered in webs?
>>
How would your favorite seduce someone they fancy?
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>>171003680
Overly friendly getting and some nice flowers. Be simultaneously too forward and too formal. Probably out of nerves.
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>>171003649
no, you would probably get it above your crotch (if you're doing doggystyle). The spinnerets are right over the anus
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>>171003680
puns until you fucking like it
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>>171003813
That's a relief, getting stuck would suck
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Has anyone posted this yet? Gerson fighting in the monster war
http://68.media.tumblr.com/fcc71e61853479701fd2fd2250aecc51/tumblr_omlymnrQYO1vlf645o1_1280.png
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>>171004350
Someone else click that first, I've been here too long to trust it
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>>171004519
It's legit, it's from jelly's tumblr.
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>>171004519
>http://68.media.tumblr.com/fcc71e61853479701fd2fd2250aecc51/tumblr_omlymnrQYO1vlf645o1_1280.png
Is legit
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>>171004519
It's just pissed off Gerson with a glowing blue warhammer and a human holding sword
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>>171004519
Well, its just Gerson and human knight.
>>
>>171003680
I really don't know how she'd go after men directly. She'd probably try to be cute and say something acerbic or witty to at least break the ice.
>>
>>171002273
I want Mettaton's cock
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>>171004723
*accidentally something acerbic
>>
come on guys just 5 more posts
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>>171003680
He would look up awful dating advice on the internet, try to memorize as many pick-up lines as possible, then mix them all up into a word salad when he attempts to say them.
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>>171004990
3 i think
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>>171005284
2 actually
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I'm ugly and I'm proud!
>>
>forced to make hot chocolate with water
suffering
>>
>>171005378
Thanks, Alphys.
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>>171005347
well that is -2
>>
Is 4chan dead?
>>
>>171004519
Touchy faggot.
>>171005397
At least make half of it milk or pour in cream. Just water what the fuck man.
>>
>>171006060
It's alive for me at least
>>
NEW THREAD WHEN
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>>171006178
Hm, kinda buggy.
>>
>>171006427
So, like usual, amirite?
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>>171006643
nope
>>
ALL MEMES ONLINE
>>
Can new threads not be made or something?
>>
Can new posts not be made or something?
>>
Am I the only one here?
>>
Can new memes not be made or something?
>>
NEW
>>171007809
>>171007809
>>171007809
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>>171007826
WHAT WERE YOU WAITING FOR
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>>171005378
>is that what he calls it
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