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Lazy Early Morning Thread Edition

One Hour Walkthrough with Mac and Mike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jUKbhdscpc

Pax Main Stage Presentation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OitlhG0oIM

Launch Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6PJEmEHIaY

Latest Video in IGN First Series
https://youtu.be/jS61J9js-r8

Golden Worlds Briefing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT6P3wIvp3Y

Exploration & Discovery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts9WLMSAYVE

First 13 Minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p_wFVfDxJQ&t=619s

MEG's updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHiGbolFFGw

CES 2016 Footage: https://youtu.be/JRStRzbBD_g

E3 2015 trailer: https://youtu.be/uG8V9dRqSsw

E3 2014 trailer: https://youtu.be/C4HbiCKBhFU

Bioware propaganda: http://blog.bioware.com/2015/06/15/introducing-mass-effect-andromeda/

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
http://letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

Previous Thread
>>170835383
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gigi-chan best waifu
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>>170884153
>“It’s really hard to benchmark individual machines. We’re just saying that that’s the bare minimum that it’ll run at. It’ll probably run at higher than that for most of the game, it’s just really hard to be specific about it. We just want to do the minimum and we want to do the recommended. The recommended, at least on my machine at home, I have a 1060, I run at higher than 30 [fps] for the majority of the game. But it’s hard to actually to say, ‘This is the specs, and this is exactly what you’ll run at.'”
So this game it's gonna be an unoptimized shitfest right?
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jack remains the superior waifu
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Stop making fun of PeeBee
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Tali is still best waifu.
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She is going to make me cheat on my blueberry waifu from my ME1 save.

Those fucking hips man.
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>>170884153
Its very clear that Andromedas gonna be shit
how are you guys coping with this fact?
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My only.

<3
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Replaying the 1st mass effect for the first time in a few years because I hate myself. Had few of the trophies unlocked but hardcore mode doesn't show up, nor is it letting me pick any of the bonus powers I unlocked

What gives?
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>>170880674
I can deal with the lack of changing outfits, since I never gave a shit (and aside from DLC it was just pallet swaps in 2, and while Me3 at least had minimal effort it was just assets they already had reskined and put on a squad member for the most part) the weapon thing I admit does get me. I haven't even been that negative about it but this kind of gives me pause. Like I'd understand if they didn't let us go full Dragon Age and make them weapons with crazy augments, since god knows that some weapons in 2 and 3 they just couldn't really use to their full potential, but at the same time it'd be nice to get some options, or let us play around with it rather than none.

I mean I'll see how it pans out and hope that the damage scaling they get is enough, since generally I just stuck squadmates with the best damage weapon in each of their classes that didn't fire weird in a way that their AI was too stupid to handle and call it a day.

Just feels kinda weird that you have all these new crafting options and they're just for you.
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>>170884381
waifus

Just as we always have
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>>170884381

We've known it for ages and most people here are going to buy/pirate it anyway.
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Last thread was unexpectedly decent. Let's try not to screw this one up too badly.
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>>170884176
>Destroy Ending: You commit genocide of a race you gained the trust of. Reapers permanently dead, but the universe will have to face the dilemma of AI rendering organics obsolete eventually.
>Control Ending: A less violent solution but you run the risk of going full retard like TiM eventually. Would be the perfect ending if the game allowed you the freedom of choice the series ran on and let you order the reapers to march into the nearest sun.
>Synthesis: Incredibly invasive mental and physical changes imposed on the entire galaxy. Mac tries to push this ending without thinking about how messed up it is.
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>>170884341
Also, is the Tali romance any good or is it all just *glom* *squee*-bioware-esque bullshit as usual?

Because I want to coat that visor in my baby batter.
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>>170884471
It's kinda like that in ME2 where Tali starts spilling her spaghetti, but in ME3 I think it's genuinely well-done.
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>>170884471
Tali is pretty obvious waif-nerd-bait but it's effective waif-nerd-bait. She's cute.
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>>170884312
Objectively incorrect
>tfw Bioware blatantly favored Liara
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>Soon to be four (4) games in the ME series

>Not one of them lets the MC buy and cuddle with a baby kitten
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>>170884295
i'll stop when she stops being ugly
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>>170884549
*continued into ME3 I mean, you have to start it in ME2
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>>170884443
But Bioware's deliberately making them ugly as fuck. Because women being attractive is objectifying them.
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>>170884580
That's a stupid thing to want in a video game. Buy a cat in real life.
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Jaal best husbando!
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>>170884442
Destroy vs Control is pretty basic Renegade vs Paragon, yeah.

>Renegade is violent, cynical, and ruthless. Not Evil, but your past experiences have made you cold to the human cost of your actions.

>Paragon is idealistic to a fault. Despite your past experiences, you're willing to try the unknown option that's hypothetically better for everyone, assuming it doesn't go wrong.

Destroy is a definite solution with an immense cost, Control is a possibly far better solution that COULD go wrong, but you ultimately aren't told.
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>>170884578
>>170884629
Hey motherfuckers, are we going to have a problem here?

I'll gladly blow this place to kingdom come
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>>170884680

>tfw illegal here
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>>170884679
And males LI are attractive in your opinion? Blackwall, Iron Bull, Solas, Jacob, Liam? None of them are top tier either.
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>>170884381
I just preordered it.

I barely even play vidya anymore except for a fewseries and this is one of them.

If it's shit I'll tell you a week after release when I beat it.
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>>170884471
It's painfully cheesy, and literally the only reason it exists is a vocal minority that wanted to fuck her in the first ME game.

Basically for the super-lonely type that needs the hyper-affectionate squee pure virgin heroine. She's not a bad character at all, but her "love story" is some fanfic-tier shit.
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>>170884578
Tbh Liara raped Shepard at that part.

She really wanted that DNA I guess.
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>>170884778
Wait what?

You can't own a cat where you live? Where the fuck to you live?
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>>170884781

>tfw Sten romance never
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>>170884471
it's worth it for the Rannoch arc dialogue alone imo. Ties in very well to that plot.
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>>170884381
i reckon i'm being fairly realistic about it

don't expect much from the story or the squadmate dynamics

improved combat and "exploration" should make it worth one playthrough, the same way me2 can be a pleasant change coming on the heels of me1

of course it's not fair to compare me2 to andromeda sinceafter a few years to consider things it's clear me2 was the best game in the trilogy
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>>170884781
>Solas
>not tippest top tier
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>>170884679
To be fair when has being attractive mattered when characters like Garrus, Jack, and Ashley are commonly romanced
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>>170884781
>And males LI are attractive in your opinion?
How the fuck would I know? I'm not a faggot. I thought girls would be into Liam, but apparently not?
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>>170884679
Well you're gonna get a couple of romancable side waifus if you don't like the squad.
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I'm ready to gay it up with Gil!

That's show my dad for not loving me enough
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Has anyone done prothean explanations of human mythology?
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>>170884854

college in the shithole known as D.C.
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>jaal is straight

gays btfo
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>>170884910
What rational human, male or female, wouldn't want to fuck Garrus? He's the ultimate exception.
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>>170884854
Arstotzka. Glory to Arstotzka!
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My Dick Ryder is going to be a renegade asexual fuckboy.

Cant wait.
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>>170884998
Oh I thought you meant like a countries law not a dorm or something like that lol.
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>>170884953
And then, just like Steve or Samantha in ME3, they'll be close to irrelevant. Because it's simply hard to keep attention on them when you spend most of your time off the ship.
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>>170884629
>Peebe ugly
Atleast she is better than old hag and Birdgirl
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>>170885068

There is no renegade you "lulsorandumb" retard
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Alright, I think I'm picking Control.

It's the only ending (besides refusal which is blatantly picked to be unsatisfying) where you don't bow to the Catalyst's ridiculous muh chaos logic- most of the cons are based on "maybe"s and conspiracies like indoctrination theory.
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>>170885129
Go to bed Mac, you have to work on that day 2 patch
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>>170885198
>It's the only ending (besides refusal which is blatantly picked to be unsatisfying) where you don't bow to the Catalyst's ridiculous muh chaos logic-

You pretty much do, you just say that there should be a different all-powerful AI overseeing the whole thing.

The ending it very clearly doesn't want you to pick is Destroy. It says that Destroy won't solve anything and the problem will just flare up again later. Choosing it is basically saying "no, fuck you, you're wrong".
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>>170884832
I always had that theory myself, too. That Liara got knocked up during that final mindmeld. But if you remember in ME1, Liara flat-out states it only works if the other party consents.

So you could say that she tries to, and then use your own invisible "choice" to decide if your Shepard was down with it or not. And then tell yourself she's either pregnant or not, even if the game doesn't mention it.

At least that was always my fanfic-tier view on it. Mainly I just want to think I knocked up Liara.
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>current year
>still no option to upload music of your choosing into the game so you can chill aboard the tempest or cruise in the nomad listening to whatever tunes you like
>ywn get to ride out with the squad for the sole purpose of driving around on the most aesthetic planets to the sound of a carefully hand-selected playlist that accentuate and enhance the mood

brehs
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>>170884926
Women usually either go for the exotic alien like Jaal or les options like Suvi and Cora? before going just the straight vanilla path, that is unless you have a chiseled and built guy with an attractive personality

I'd imagine if DadRyder was romancable, wasn't your dad, and Bioware had better modelers people would be all over that
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>>170884549
>>170884558
>>170884830
>>170884865

All right, that's it. Blue's out - purple's in.

I wonder what Quarian nipples look like.
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>>170885236
Im not Mac yo fag Peebe got %28 of votes in waifu poll(cora 29 i dont know which degeranates vote for her tho.) So gtfo here with your meme
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>>170885198
Alright, I'm repeating myself from the last thread since it died right after.

>Control: Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Congrats, Shepard is just as retarded as TIM. Shepard will just be a glorified Illusive Man over time, and Shepard pretty much dies
>Synthesis: Warping the biology and minds of literally every sentient being in the galaxy without asking anyone for permission or if they want it at all, and Shepard dies
Imagine waking up one morning to find out someone performed extensive plastic surgery on you, and implanted wiring into your brain.
>Destroy: The geth are extinct and EDI is gone, but the Reapers are permanently dealt with rather than a still-present threat, nobody's bodies are warped, there's no risk whatsoever of a new Reaper god going bad over the centuries, and Shepard survives

Unless you think eradicating the Reapers is an evil act. I really don't get how anyone would pick an option other than destroy. Do you even give a shit about your waifu losing her husbando?
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>>170885058
>kolechian nigger comes to my booth holding a cat
>absolutely fucking denied
>also take his cat, family won't be going hungry tonight
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>>170884176
>Do you even give a shit about your waifu losing her husbando?

I went pure because I couldn't fug a femtur
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>>170885128
At least Traynor leaves a good impression and Steve was your shuttle pilot It is quite a shame the same sex human romances are just crew mates. Non essential no less. You won't be seeing Gil or Suvi unless you go out of your way to look for them
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>>170885285
>>170885389
Shepard's AI doesn't do the harvest though and You can just decide to believe you tell the reapers to fuck off later if you want

You can say it "doesn't" want Destroy, but by picking it you're validating its stupid worldview that organics and synthetics have to fight and it goes out smugly convinced that it was correct, because it refuses to simply turn off the Reapers despite complete control.
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>>170885285
All the endings are shit. Goddammit I forgot how mad 3 made me, I'm almost reconsidering andromeda.
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>>170885363
You must be pretty desperate for constant awkward forced affection, then.
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>>170885128
Well at least you interact a lot with the doc and smirkfu said she recorded a lot of steamy lines.
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>>170885448
>Shepard's AI doesn't do the harvest though

But still acknowledges that the Reapers need to be a thing because the races of the galaxy cannot be trusted to watch out for themselves.
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>>170885389
Synthesis in general is just bizarre. How is forcing something like that on all life in the galaxy a good decision.
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vetra is love
vetra is life
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>>170885628
Does he? In both endings, including Paragon?
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>>170885476
>smug anime face
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>>170884926
I would say both Liam and Cora are average to slightly above average. So if you're not happy with Cora, I bet chicks aren't too happy with Liam too.
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>>170885285
>it totally doesn't want you to pick Destroy
>but it tells you about Destroy being an option anyway, for fun I guess
>it tells you that option first
>it tells you that option even at the lowest possible EMS, where the Reapers have crushed your resistance against them and you're completely at it's mercy

There is an ending where it says directly to you "I don't want you to choose this". It's not Destroy.
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>>170885697
Pretty much.

There's no "fly the reapers into the sun" option, both versions of the ending feature the AI using the Reapers to keep the peace.
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>>170885667
>liking Vetra
>AND liking short femturs
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>>170884895
Cool, but that's not how he looks in the game.
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>>170884229
Anon....of course it will be.
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>>170885285
I spend three games trying to kill the damn reapers.

And god damn I was going to kill some reapers.
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>>170885296
Well as far as I remember she asked if she can show Shep something and he consented, then I assume he went on with whatever it was they did inside their heads. I don't think Shep knew it's babymaking and it sure looked like it.

She went to great lengths to resurrect him and she expected payment I guess.
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>>170885718

From what I've seen it's not necessarily his appearance, but his VO that is subpar
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>>170885779
where did you find a picture of me?
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>>170885631
>something like that
It's pure nonsense. "poof, you're now synthetic" just completely ignores the essense of the supposed 'eternal conflict'
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>>170885779
The frogposter is right

What bad decisions in your life have led you down this dark path?
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>>170885357
Dunno. Blackwall was extremely unpopular. Maybe because of his personality, but I think his look was just off putting for fem players.
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>>170885718
Liam was the second least popular character on the husbando poll, beating only Drack lol

>Bioware still didn't learn after Jacob
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>>170885718
Eh, I think Liam's pretty okay, his loyalty mission was more entertaining than I expected it to be.

That being said, I probably won't romance him on my first playthrough, though I am looking forward to having him as a bro type character.
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So when's this IGN trailer supposed to come out?
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>>170885384
okay, mac, if you don't go to bed on your own, i'm gonna give you the melatonin again.
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>>170885905
Tomorrow, I think?
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>>170885448
>ou're validating its stupid worldview that organics and synthetics have to fight and it goes out smugly convinced that it was correct
Not quite how I see it. If you make peace between geth and Quarians you've already proven the smug little bitch wrong. But you can't stop a race of infinite demigod robots, each as strong as a fleet, without some serious sacrifices.

So it's true the geth die. But it doesn't prove humans and synthetics can't live together. It's brutal, unfair, cruel, but ultimately necessary. And organics can continue to prove the godchild wrong in the future after the geth.

Have a little optimism, anon. We proved that smug fuck wrong, at a cost, but we can rebuild.
Godchild said himself that more synthetics would inevitably be created in the future. And Shepard proved there's nothing wrong with that, no matter what the kid falsely believes. There will be another race like the geth, and this time, the galaxy's grown up enough to get it right.

Paragon Shepard best Shepard.
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>>170885863
brain aneurysma
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>>170885874
What the fuck he was? Dragon Age fans have shit taste

Blackwall was by far one of the better companions, Backstory and all
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>>170885874

Didn't he fuck the inquisitor in a barn and then run off?
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>>170885863
Femturs are suppose to be shorter than you, always dominate the xeno
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>>170885996
Even you're your probably gonna get shat on for having that opinion from what I've seen. I liked him too though.
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>>170885764
I just watched it and paragon control is both fairly optimistic and at the very least confirms that for the ongoing future that Shepard won't become TiM and reset the harvests. The Stargazer section confirms it, humans wouldn't be around otherwise.

>>170885978
tfw indecisive man
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>>170885363
They're very sensitive.
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How many years have passed and you people still argue about ME3's ending...
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>>170886052
Yeah. I saw his romance on yt and seriously, second worst romance in history of BW romances (jacob is first)
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>>170885996
He's kind of boring and out of place in DAI
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>>170885996
DA:I's husbandofags mostly seem to like the bald faggot elf that turns out to be a genocidal maniac, so their opinions should be disregarded.
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>>170885874
Blackwall was pretty popular before release.

But then the game launched and >>170886052 happened so that sinked his popularity.
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>>170886117
I would give Bioware a lot of credit with ME3's ending if it were confirmed that it was intended to be incredibly frustrating, you're forced to operate on a broken machine's faulty logic playing with countless lives because he can't help but throw a temper tantrum when someone proves him wrong.

I can't help but feel like it's more likely the writers actually thought their ending was intelligent and well-reasoned and got frustrated when people reacted with "what the fuck"
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>>170886052
Yup while Bull betrayed and tried to kill you, Solas betrayed you and wants to murder everyone and the Templar dude is a drug addict.

There is also Sera for lesbians.
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>>170885835
Well, even if Shepard didn't know, it's not exactly a tragedy.
>The war is over, Shepard's the hero of the galaxy with infinite contacts that owe him favors, and his waifu is pregnant
>Now free to start a safe happy family life

Pretty happy ending if you ask me.
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>>170886117
How many years have passed and people still argue about Evangelion's ending?

This shit will go on forever.
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>>170886117
It's basically ME's greatest (in the sense of "large" impactful") contribution to gaming in general.

Mainstream publications that otherwise had never mentioned ME before (or games much more famous) were reporting on that shit in the month or so after the storm started.
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>>170885835
>it sure looked like it
Not sure how it looked like it. He looked around, then grabbed her and they made out. It seems like he got the point to me.
>I don't think Shep knew it's babymaking
The player can decide that bit IMO.
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>Cuckoldry scene discovered with Cora romance option
>It is possible to get Cora to cuck you with Liam
I have to admit, I'm impressed they added this.
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>>170886304
The difference is that Eva's ending is actually worth discussing.
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I really hope PooPee won't be forced on us as hard as Liara was, but her intro scene being "oops teehee I accidentally straddled u ;)" isn't building my confidence
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>>170886407
>"You slept with a fucking nigger you coalburning bitch?"

Holy shit Mac, I really was not expecting this. I knew the ERSB warned for strong language but wow.
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>>170886274
Unless you romanced someone else.
I wouldn't be surprised if Liara then murdered your waifu to take her place.
I liked her and consider her the canon choice for Shep but something about her was off. I know crazy when I see it.
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>>170886407
Source.

>>170886419
>Eva
>Worth Discussing

Pick one.
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>>170886213
>intelligent and we'll reasoned
You can't just pull a 180 on space cthulu and try to shove in some bullshit about people vs machines when that only represents about a quarter of shepard's conflicts over 3 games.
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>>170886419
>2deep4u shit that happened because the producers ran out of money is worth discussing

And I'm talking about the original, not EoE or those recent ones.
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>>170886117
To be honest, the moral ambiguity of the final decision was pretty interesting. Each option had pros and cons. None of the three seemed inherently "right" or "good". With the extended cut, I really don't hate the ending anymore.

And fuck anyone who was salty there was no "last boss" in ME3. The confrontation with TIM while Shepard's a dead man walking was a pretty solid final "fight".
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>>170886461
>Liara being intolerant of someone else's culture and dialect
Immersion ruined.
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>>170886437
At least we get this.

I also think they are gonna shill for Cora this time.
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Synthesis
>lol, no

Control
>Shepard is dead
>Geth race are alive
>Edi is alive
>Reapers are still alive and there's vague potential for them to become dictators or worse, though the ending is left completely open and paragon Shepard is perhaps the nicest person in the universe
>Catalyst's diatribe could potentially be proven completely false with time

Destroy
>Shepard lives
>Geth die
>Edi dies
>Reapers all destroyed
>Catalyst is proven right in its dying throes that humans and synthetics can't live together, but more synthetics could be built in the future- tensions guaranteed tight after the reapers, though
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>>170886114
back of the knee maybe
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>>170886213
>I can't help but feel like it's more likely the writers
>writers
>Unaware Mac Walters literally locked himself in a room and wrote the ending by himself over a weekend without talking to other writers

Patrick Weeks talked about it and how he had a totally different ending in mind involving that little mystery about stars shrinking in ME2 when you're recruiting Tali. And that was never mentioned again. It was supposed to foreshadow the finale. But Mac Walters decided "fuck you guys, I'ma write something super DEEP."
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>>170886437
Stop making fun of PB
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>>170886563
>Catalyst is proven right in its dying throes that humans and synthetics can't live together,
Is it being proven right when synthetics getting destroyed is an arbitrary consequence? Are people supposed to get along with the ancient insane beings who want to wipe them out?
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>>170886663
wasn't it mac walters and casey hudson together?
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>>170886563
Who gives a shit about cameltoe bot and the geth?

Reapers are destroyed, that was the mission and the entire point of the trilogy. Whatever people do 50000 years from now is not Shepard's problem, the point is that you gave people a chance to decide for themselves what to do with their lives instead of getting fucked in the ass by Not!Inhibitors every 50.000 years
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>>170886437
i dont think it was accident she is just trying to stop scott and you are right forced like liara ayy... but i think if ryder wont romance with her she will be jaals whore.
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>>170886682
Destroy ending is what you want but the catalyst tacks on a smug "But also, I'm right" bonus in that it's preaching that organics and synthetics will destroy each other- and you destroy all synthetics in destroy.

The reapers also aren't in control of their actions, they're forced into it by the Catalyst being a retard. Everything wrong with the Reapers is the catalyst's fault.
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>>170886563
>Catalyst is proven right in its dying throes that humans and synthetics can't live together
Goddammit I hate how people say that's the case in the destroy ending. Shepard proved that they can live together. The little kid just didn't give him any option that allowed it. The kid could've just sent the Reapers back to dark space after being proven wrong, but no.

"Destroy" only proves the kid's a whiny little fuck that refuses to acknowledge Shepard's actions. Not that organics and synthetics can't live together. The geth dying from the blast doesn't make the Rannoch finale meaningless.
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>>170886563
>No matter what happens there are at least 3 confirmed surviving Leviathans that can fuck with everyone when they regain their strength
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>>170886563
> Catalyst proven right that synthetics and organic can't live together

Except you can prove it wrong with how you resolve the Quarian/Geth situation. Sacrificing them doesn't mean they can't live together in peace, just that the Reapers didn't see the peaceful resolution of a synth/organic war and fucked off like they should have.
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>>170886545
>Uglier than PB.
no thanks, Only true waifu is Cora
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>>170886796
Okay, that's actually a decent point for control.

Leviathans can dominate people in vast swathes, the only thing that stopped their rule was reapers.
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>>170886783
>the kid
I think this is operating on the assumption that the ending is valid and totally not full of arbitrary bullshit written by a hack
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>>170886773
>but the catalyst tacks on a smug "But also, I'm right" bonus in that it's preaching that organics and synthetics will destroy each other
That's why you just ignore the brat's smug comments. After all, he was already proven wrong. Who gives a shit what he says? He only thinks he's all-knowing.
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"this was done because of some bizzare ESRB censorship issue. Apparently advertisement videos like this gameplay showcase are not allowed to show a gun being pointed directly at the camera for fear of being threatening in nature of the subject matter towards an audience. So this is a workaround Bioware did specifically for the presentation, attempting to not make it obvious. But it seems literally everybody picked up on it anyway lol".

source:
http://tidywire2.tumblr.com/post/158306845791/soaringsparrows-holocomm-whats-this-about-a

.....ok.
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>>170886796
I completely forgot they were still around. They can become a huge threat to all life.
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>>170887036
That's stupid enough to be believable.
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>>170887036
I have no idea why Biodrones latched onto this lie.

Just check the Mass Effect 2 launch trailer, there are various scenes of collectors pointing guns at the camera, someone even twitted a dev about this scene and he said nothing about censorship.
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>>170887036
Bioware really is packed with complete pussies now, isn't it?
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>>170887036
I believe that same reason believing God
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>>170887036
>tumblr
>no sources on that source
While believable, there's no proof whatsoever.
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Anyone ever bought games on Oneplay?

The site says that Andromeda doesn't have Multiplayer, but there's no way a key redeemed on Origin could somehow be Single Player only, right?
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>>170886663
>Patrick Weeks talked about it and how he had a totally different ending in mind involving that little mystery about stars shrinking in ME2 when you're recruiting Tali. And that was never mentioned again. It was supposed to foreshadow the finale. But Mac Walters decided "fuck you guys, I'ma write something super DEEP."

This is all completely untrue.
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>>170887036
How come Aaryn Flynn just laughed at it then?

Bullshit lie
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>>170887129
Hell, don't even need to go so far back

People point guns at the camera on the fucking launch trailer for Andromeda
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>>170887129
When someone tells a lie that stupid it's easier to believe because who the fuck would tell such a stupid lie. Also,
>biodrones
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>>170887245
How the shit does multiplayer work in mass effect? Asking for a friend.
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>>170887371
Horde Mode with dozens of different pre-set classes of various species. And a RNG method of level grinding to get better gear.
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>>170887371
Horde mode.
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Okay, let's compare this.

>Sacrifice your sapient allies that were critical to the success of your mission
>But the reapers are dead forever, and will not have any part in galactic history after this point. There's a sense of freedom in that the universe is offered a clean slate.
>Also leviathans are out there.
vs
>Save everyone
>Reapers are peaceful and actively rebuild the universe, but there's a vague possibility that they could be a threat in the future- it won't be for a long time at least, as the stargazer is around.
>Leviathans are less of a threat with reapers
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>>170887463
>option 3: install wires in everyone, murder is eliminated from the galaxy. Somehow.
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>>170887463
Legion commends you for blowing up the collector base and choosing your own path. If anything not giving into the Reaper's goals by doing Synthesis or taking their power via Control would likely be fine with them even if they died.
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>>170887256
It actually is true he wanted a ending with mass effect.
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>>170887689
Edi also has a conversation where she comes to the conclusion that death is preferable to submission under the reapers.

But under paragon shepard-AI would something like that be a threat, is the question. The big problem with control is that for being "control" you don't actually get choice, you just rebuild and protect. And that'll probably be cool for a long time but long term who knows?
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>>170887394
>>170887435
Oh so they stole this from Gears of War, gotcha.
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>>170887795
It's less focused on holding out and more on completing the random objectives it throws at you

Like there is no base building or anything like that
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>>170887779
Also considering that the human psyche isn't designed to be immortal compared to other alien races that live for thousands of years. With control they say that Shepard's personality will guide the reapers but is that personality locked in place? Unable to change with experiences? Because as things change won't an all powerful AI locked in an old fashioned personality cause problems eventually? We see that happening in reality with the alt-right holding onto outdated values and trying to destroy liberal progression that is good for all of humanity.
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>>170887991
I mean, but everything -seems- to be fine in the stargazer cutscene and paragon shep AI stresses that it's important for the races to have a say in their future. Renegade wants to keep everyone in check, Paragon wants to protect and guide.

These endings all fucking suck, man.
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>>170887463
>>Reapers are peaceful and actively rebuild the universe, but there's a vague possibility that they could be a threat in the future- it won't be for a long time at least, as the stargazer is around.

The Reapers are a problem even if they are purely docile. Can you imagine how having an immortal space gods casually flying outside your window would upset the power balance? Can you imagine the reaction from the public if they were told to play nice with the machines who wanted to genocide them just a couple of weeks earlier?

How will the Reapers communicate their intentions to the galactic community? Will they get a seat on the Council? Will they fly around the galaxy like the Jedi, helping people and settling issues? How interventionist will they be? The Renegade Shepard seems to intend to use them as a space police. How horrible would that kind of an oversight would be? Who decides that the Reapers should be used to resolve conflicts? Shepard, unilaterally, with his newfound godly AI intellect? How does he decide who deserves his backing and who not? Will he allow diplomacy or just mete out the punishment because, fuck you, I'm the God Emperor Shepard and I'm always right? This is the most insane kind of deterrence there is.

Eventually, the Reapers mere existence would silence any dissent and transform the galaxy into a state of perpetural fear dominated by a dictatorship of whoever Shepard decides to back.
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>>170888050
>These endings all fucking suck, man.
Agreed. I've red fanfiiction endings that were far more enjoyable than the official ones we got.
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>>170888085
And what of the loose end of the leviathans?
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>>170887795
Or cod5
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>>170884578
And my Shepard never showed interest in her.
Now it's likely that Shepard's legacy is yet another asari slut. This proves time and again that asari are succubi and will spread enough to conquer the galaxy. Putting dick in the is the ultimate trap.
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>>170888050
Red might as well have been the only ending, it's your entire aim for the duration of ME3 and has the most satisfying conclusion (people working together to rebuild the relays, the citadel and everything else that was destroyed, Shepard surviving) and also conveniently solves the Geth issue

Blue is just a worse Red with the potential of somebody else using the and Green is fanfiction tier retarded
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>>170888757
THIS. Those fucking blue parasites.
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>>170888787
Stupid laptop clicking the Submit button for brushing over it

Control leaves the possibility of somebody else using the Reapers for their gain and they could still be a threat, I don't want those fuckers still being out there
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>>170887991
In Control the Reapers aren't controlled by a human psyche. The Catalyst/Starkid and his directives are erased, and they're replaced with Shepard AI which is based on what your Shepard thinks and believes.

Paragon Control is basically "watch over and guide", Renegade is closer to "empower and lead" I guess.

Neither of these leads to bad outcomes because even through Renegade is more proactive about embracing and using power, even that AI makes it clear that it honors and forever remembers the friends that died to allow it to exist.
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>>170888757
Liara isn't a slut, delete this you fucker

>will spread enough to conquer the galaxy

They're the most gifted species and live for over 1000 years, this is literally inevitable
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>>170888928
Ugh man
control is hypothetically a better option for everyone and fits with paragon shep's always do the right thing rhetoric, but reapers are real dangerous and keeping them around in any way is cause for concern

what would legion do
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>>170888757
>yet another asari slut
>She flat-out states she's a virgin in ME1
>no indication whatsoever that she's been with everyone else, and they go out of their way to make the audience know she considers Feron a friend

I'll keep my pure virgin, thank you. Unlike Tali, who probably let every male of any race put tubes in her induction ports for cash during her pilgrimage.
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>>170888931
>Liara isn't a slut
Ah to be young and naive again.
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>>170889123
Mac shouldn't you be getting dressed for work
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>>170888931
>They're the most gifted species and live for over 1000 years, this is literally inevitable
Krogan live for about just as long, and they're now gaining a shitload of power assuming you cured the genophage. In a war, the asari would be slaughtered.
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>>170889198
>largest economy in the galaxy vs space Afghanistan

Why do ME fans have no sense of fucking scale at all?
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>Tali gets 2 sex scenes, neither of which are on-screen
>Liara gets 3 sex scenes, two of which are on-screen
Liara confirmed for oversexualized slut.
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>>170889238
You missed the bit where I said
>they're now gaining a shitload of power assuming you cured the genophage
I don't mean right after the events of ME3. I mean after they establish themselves as a galactic superpower again since every damn species owes them a favor. Give the krogan a few centuries and I bet we'd get a krogan on the council.
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>>170889123
>She flat-out states she's a virgin in ME1
>Fucks like an experienced whore if you romance her
>You literally die for her
>Come back in ME2
>Acts all cold and distant to you
>Even have dialogue options to just be friends
>It's obvious the guilt eating away at her that for the past two years she's been a massive slut bouncing from dick to pussy to dick just to forget about Shepard
>Becoems shadow broker to put distance between shep and herself so she can come to terms over what a disgusting loose whore she's been
>In ME3 leaves the dialogue open to see if shep really wants to be with her or just be friends after all the bullshit she's been pulling since ME2
>Shep wnatst o be with her
>Liara comes to terms with her past and won't let it decide her future
>Still fondly thinks of the DP session she had on stage with Varren that one time in the club she worked at
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>>170884578
>Still my favorite moment in the series
>Had to load game up to watch it again after this thread
>I'm crying again

Fuck you guys.
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>>170889238
You forget that Krogan just shits out kids one after the other and they mature rather quickly compared to Asari where 120 years is still considered a child to them. Wrex wasn't exaggerating when he said they might need 10 planets to life on. You're right about the afgan thing though since it seems female krogans are forced to wear burkas.
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>>170884765
Do it faggot.
It'll be the only promise you've ever come though with
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>>170889320
>Come back in ME2
>Acts all cold and distant to you
Like all romances in Trilogy... all of them acts like this.
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>>170889198
>assuming you cured the genophage

Assuming I did indeed, the Krogan were already btfo once for getting out of control and will be btfo again if needed. If they have a shed of common sense they'll stay on the down-low and will probably be watched closely by the council
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>>170889320
Nice fanfic.
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>>170884578
Can anyone explain to me just what exactly was this scene? Made no sense to me.
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>>170889320
Where can I read the full fanfiction?
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>>170889320
>Fucks like an experienced whore if you romance her
>It's a bad thing that your waifu's good at sex after you've fucked plenty
>Acts all cold and distant to you
>After she spent two years doing nothing but trying to save you and kisses you the moment she sees you again. But distracted because she's trapped in a struggle to save her best friend who's being tortured to death
>Even have dialogue options to just be friends
>Literally the same for every romantic interest, male or female
>Becomes shadow broker to put distance between shep and herself so she can come to terms over what a disgusting loose whore she's been
>She moves her workplace into the Normandy for you, and moves some of her shit into your apartment for you in Citadel DLC

Ignoring all jokes and shitposting, she's seriously Shepard's most loyal ally.
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>>170889394
you sick fuck, liking rape
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Did I hear people wanting to fuck blue parasites again?
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>>170889560
Despite Liara explaining what it is right before she does it? To humor you, she's obviously mindmelding, which can transfer thoughts/memories. So she links up and shows Shepard something beautiful in the middle of the hell they're in.
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>>170889560
They made a blue babby
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>>170889634
vetra-kun what's the best ending
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Has any writer ever commented on
>>170884578
and stated whether or not they made babby? Because that's hardly the only time the two of you mindmeld, and you didn't knock her up the other times.
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So who'd win in a fight, Thane at his best or soldier Shepard? Don't forget those ridiculous codex entries about how superhuman N7 soldiers are enhanced to be.
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>>170889560
You know that classic film trope where the characters are in a horrible place with little hope, and one character attempts to cheer up the other by telling them to conjure a nice memory or to imagine them being somewhere else?

It's that, except she literally went in Shepards head and made that place seem much more real. Just the two of them sharing a moment together and not having to think about what's to come
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>>170889590
>Ignoring all jokes and shitposting, she's seriously Shepard's most loyal ally.

You're forgetting someone anon.
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>>170889634
This is the best /meg/ meme, even better than BT foam.
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>>170889634
No, Ms. "Chew The Blue". We were just discussing how disgusting and how unloyal they are
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>>170889870
I really was, anon. I really was. That final talk with him is amazing.
>mfw Garrus calls you an old friend
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>>170889748
Seems pretty clear that the babby making part of mind melding is optional

I like to believe that's what happened, at least when you know Liara survived it all (and possibly Shep too) but would you really make a kid right before likely being wiped the fuck out? Perhaps Liara was confident in Shepard saving them, and this was her showing it - which also gave Shepard something more to fight for
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>>170889870
>>170889979
Garrus turns into a murderhobo when you die, Liara refuses to give up on you even when it's apparent you're a braindead burnt corpse.

Just saying, Garrus is close- but Liara really goes all out.
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>>170889702
It's not blue, that's for sure.
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>>170889634
I hope you get your face bit off by an out of control space raptor
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So did anyone else completely ignore the persuade options with TIM in ME3? I had them available, but flat-out chose to ignore them because I refused to make peace with him, paragon or not. I also had the sole survivor background. I thought shooting him was infinitely more satisfying than making him pull a Saren. And his last few lines about Earth were pretty nice.

Though I did assume that was why Anderson died my first time through.
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>>170890042
She did give up on you. She only retrieved Shepard's body for burial and very specifically argued against trying to bring Shepard back.
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>>170889870
He was a good friend, the fact that he chimped out after Shepard died proves it
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>>170889590
>moves some of her shit into your apartment for you in Citadel DLC
>pretty much confirms she wants to move in with you
It wasn't even a big deal and you only overhear Liara talking about it to glyph, but goddamn did that give me a dopey smile.
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>>170890142
Reminder that he threw his life away because he thought Shepard was gone and Liara didn't tell him jack even though she knew Shepard would come back.
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>>170889590
>Who is Garrus
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>>170890142
>punisher style guerrilla war against the scum of the galaxy is chimping out

what the fuck is going on with the internet
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>>170890125
The fuck? She's the one that gets your body to Cerberus. Did you play ME2 or read the comic series?
>I knew Cerberus would use you for their own business. And I let it happen. Because I couldn't let you go.
All Liara wanted was to get Shepard back.
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>>170887256
It's true. He was the first writer to apologize publicly on Twitter and he admitted he was angry too about the way the ending had been handled. Probably one of the biggest reasons that prompted him to go back to Dragon Age.
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Can we all just agree that Garrus, Tali, and Liara were the top 3 squadmates? Granted they have the unfair advantage of playing major roles in all 3 games. Liara might not have been a party member but LotSB was longer than any ME2 party member's ship dialogue, recruitment mission, and loyalty mission combined.
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>>170890261
I read the comic series, but apparently you did not. She agreed to retrieve the body for Cerberus before she ever learned out about the Lazarus Project. She only learns about it at the end of the comic. And when she does, she says that's not what she brought Shepard's body back for, and tells Miranda that they really should just let Shepard stay dead.

In other words she just flat-out lied to you.
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>>170890253
Liberals took over and defend criminals from consequences. That;s why they latch onto the scum in Omega and trues to demonize Garrus every chance they get.
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>>170890375
I'm more inclined to believe the games over the shitty comics.
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>>170890383
No, becoming space-punisher is chimping out when the alternative was going back to C-SEC and fixing them inside
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>>170890375
>The spin-off comics > the source material
Okay
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>>170889979
It was great, even among the great talks at the end with most of the squaddies his will always stick out to me, both as a friend or as a romance.

>>170890042
That just seems oddly clingy especially if you didn't Romance. Also what >>170890142 said. What did Garrus do? He followed your example, and did what the fuck needed to be done and started murdering the shit out of criminals. Renegade, or Paragon I just can't help but be proud, even if it went south. Fuck I bet if it didn't go south, he'd still follow you to go kill the collectors even if he had shit going on, fuck he'd probably bring as much of his team as he could in that scenario, the ones that'd go for it.
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>>170890409
You don't have to "trust" either. They're both canon. They don't contradict each other, they just reveal Liara as a liar. Which is perfectly in character for her given all the other information she obscures to make herself look better compared to Shepard's other friends.
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>>170890432
>becoming Space Batman
vs
>becoming Space Gordon

and somehow the latter would be cooler.
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>>170890432
To be fair c-sec needs a little corruption. I mean look how easy your life is when you came back and Bailey helps you out.
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>>170890210
I-I'm sure she had a reason
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>>170890475
Are Liarafags and Talifags still at war?
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>>170890473
>Fuck I bet if it didn't go south, he'd still follow you to go kill the collectors even if he had shit going on, fuck he'd probably bring as much of his team as he could in that scenario, the ones that'd go for it.
Is there a single better "best friend" character in vidya?
>There's no Shepard without Vakarian
You're goddamn fucking right, Shepard.
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>>170890581
Bailey was great, doesn't get enough credit as a cool side character. Was happy to see him come back in ME3.
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>>170890602
What does Tali have to do with anything? I thought we were talking about the comic series that someone else here implicitly claimed to have read.
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>>170890210
>Let's tell everyone Shepard's body is being worked on by a terrorist group
>Nothing could possibly go wrong
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>>170890598
Unironically she probably just wanted Shepard alone and isolated to make her/him easier to befriend/seduce. That's the only real explanation for all her actions in the time skip like letting Garrus throw his life away, not telling Ash/Kaidan about the situation, and not informing the Alliance or media about anything so they all reasonably assume that Shepard faked his death and joined Cerberus.
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>>170890683
She could at least give a hint to her friends to make sure they know Shep is going to be alright.
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>>170890621
Really what has me on pause about Andromeda more than any technical issue we've seen etc. is the fact that Garrus won't be there.

>We'll probably never see a spin off on Omega where we play as him taking out various criminals
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>>170890683

> Telling Garrus + Tali, Wrex and whatever surviving squad-mate you had is 'telling everyone'

ok
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>>170890683
>Garrus = Everyone
>not telling anyone and making it look like he faked his death to join Cerberus is better

Nice try.
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>You now realize Garrus would dig through the rubble of the citadel bare handed till his fingers were bloody and raw just to pull Shepard out, apply some Medi-gel and take him/her to the closest medical facility to stabilize him/her
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>>170889413
Fucking kek
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>>170890745
Or just to protect Shepard, if word got out that Cerberus were attempting to revive him then perhaps there would be forces interested in preventing that from happening
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>>170890964
>You now realize that Garrus is well liked mostly because he's a bland, passive, and servile character who doesn't have any strong stances of his own so people just project onto him
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>>170890821
>Telling Garrus + Tali, Wrex and whatever surviving squad-mate you had is 'telling everyone'
>Telling Tali
>Tali
>Trusting an alcoholic with your secrets

Bad idea, anon.
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>>170891014
So she thought Garrus would tell the Collectors or what?
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>>170891015
I've never seen someone so jealous of a video game character in a RPG that they would be so salty at them.
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>>170891064
Emergency induction port.
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>>170890795
Same here. I loved most of the characters, but Garrus, Tali, and Liara were always my motivation to keep playing the game.

The lack of all three of them makes me extremely indifferent.
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>>170891089
>being jealous of a servile beta
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>>170891079
I don't think it was easy for her, but it's still a reasonable thing to do

Could've probably told Garrus tho
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>>170891064
>an alcoholic
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>>170891123
Really there wasn't a squadie I hated in the OT. Even Jacob who is probably my least liked I didn't just hate.

I hope that despite the looks that the Andromeda squad has some good moments. Liam seems fun.

Plus if you can have Arguements that aren't completely relationship ruining ala the one they had in the loyalty mission stream might make for some good moments I hope.
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>>170891123
You will get BeepBeep and you will love it, or else
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>>170891220

It would be nice to be able to chastise crew-mates without making them hate you, yeah.
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>>170891101
That scene's a whole lot less funny when you remember that Tali's drinking herself into a stupor despite the health risks because what she saw at Horizon was basically the straw that broke the camel's back of her last three years of constant combat, tragedies, and horrors.
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>>170891184
Tali gets wasted all the time. There's at least 3 occasions where she's drunk talking to someone on the intercom if you listen in. And in the Citadel DLC, even in the "quiet" party, she's still hammered in the bathroom.
>Not a single other party member, even the expected ones like Zaeed or Wrex, drink this hard

Pretty sure Tali's got a problem.
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>>170891290
Imagine if they put in hate fucking as one of the romance options since they mentioned flings and shit if any of the dynamic stuff pans out.

Now that could be funny.
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Why is there still no footage of the character creation?
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>>170891290
Peebee deserves to get beat after that bullshit she pulled with the escape pod
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>>170891319
What happened on Horizon again?
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>>170891349
Because of NDA's

Apparently you can create some Saints Row-tier monstrosities though, I'm looking forward to genderqueer Ryder meme material
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>>170891220
>Even Jacob who is probably my least liked I didn't just hate
The way I see it, Jacob's perfectly likeable unless you're playing femshep and romanced him in ME2. In only 6 months, after saying how much he loves Shepard etc., while she's stuck on Earth he falls for another girl and knocks her up.

Seriously Jacob, what the fuck? That's cheating of the highest calibur. It's like they were trying to make him the black stereotype, it's hilarious.
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>>170891319
Oh yeah it's pretty dark when you get to the stuff behind it.

That's what makes it great though there's some darker tones to it, but it manages to be...at least in some way slightly light in a game that's mostly pretty fucking depressing.

>>170891328
You know, usually I don't white knight for Tali and be a Tali nigger, but I can kind of understand it, she's gone though allot of shit in the last year or so.

Her team gets wiped out by Geth, her dad dies and she's nearly bannished (or is bannished) from her people, her people then nearly get wiped out in a war with the Geth, all the meanwhile sentient life a crossed the Galaxy is on the brink of being wiped out.

I doubt she had a problem between ME1 and 2, but I can understand why she does it in ME3.
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>Kaiden acts like an insufferable cunt in ME2 and 3
>Find out he's Canadian
>Suddenly it all makes sense why he acts the way he does because he's A FUCKING LEAF!
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>>170891418
Horizon was where Sanctuary was.

Where Cerberus were slice and dicing refugees to build their army.
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>>170891457
>genderqueer
The fuck does that even mean? Is that actually a thing?
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>>170891319
Niggah what? She was drinking because she was salty as fuck that Miranda's better than her at daddy issues.
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>>170891515
Well anon you know what gender means and you probably know what queer means so put it together.
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>>170891470
Yeah he's likable but there just isn't much there to make him stand out sadly. Cheating thing is hilarious. I guess Bioware figured no one really cared. Also on the other hand his romance did kind of feel like a fling compared to others, so I kind of like that he moved on.
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>>170891328
She gets drunk once after Sanctuary and once during the Citadel party, and most certainly because she's not a hardended alcoholic and can't hold her liqour.

So, still waiting for them proofs.
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>>170891480
why didn't i see kaiden in 2 and 3? something wrong with my games?
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>>170891512
Oh right. Man that part was so forgettable for me.
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>>170889979
>>170890042

Honestly, the more I think about it, I'd probably take a full spin-off game where you play as Garrus and learn his story on how he became Archangel and what happened to his Omega squad over the two years Shepard was dead over Andromeda anyday.

>entire game is just garrus slaughtering criminals with his rag-tag gang of murderhobos

Imagine.
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>>170891328
By ME3 she drinks to numb the pain rather than talking to her friends or boyfriend about her deep-seated emotional issues (for example, her SB dossier letters to the families of her dead comrades and brief reflection on everyone she'said lost at the end of Rannoch), because she has a low sense of self-worth and is conditioned to always put others' needs before her own. Which is why she's always asking Shepard if he's alright in 3, always brushes off him asking if she's alright, and is the first to suggest talking to Liara after Thessia.

It's sad desu.
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>>170891581
You made bad life choices.
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>>170891581
probably you like traps more than gheys
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>>170891480
>Saved Ashley in ME1, regretted it ever since
>Watch youtube videos of Kaidan's scenes to see what I missed, assuming it's better
>It's fucking nothing

Both of them sucked. I was really hoping Garrus would become your Spectre buddy, not one of those two. Seriously, why the fuck was Garrus not made a Spectre?
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>>170891594
Just add the squadmates as SJW looking libtards that are the best at what they do and the really dangerous criminals are white males and you got the best selling game of 2017
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>>170891594
>Hotline Omega
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>>170891646
He was going to be a Spectre after ME1 if you encouraged him along the Renegade path. He quit and went to Omega soon after Shepard died.
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>>170891594
I've wanted it to happen for awhile. It could still have squad mechanics, it can intro some new things to suit it, maybe investigation shit now and then (not constantly) world would need some tweaking since you'd be on one station but they could make a pretty cool world, and I always liked omega, shady underbellies in sci fi are my thing, always reminded me of a mix of Mos Eisley and how LA looked in Blade Runner.
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>>170891646
His father fucked his chances and he went on his whole vigilante thing instead of applying in 2.
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>>170891515
Basically Mental Illness + Narcissism + Snowflake Syndrome
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>>170891646
Wanna know something funny? They were going to add a "balls hard but doable if you don't suck ass" scenario where you can save both ashley and kaiden, even made audio files for it that was buried but didn't do it because they figured the players were getting enough content for their money and didn't want to do the "extra work".
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>>170891696
I mean it's pretty apt given the beat down he put on at least one of the people he killed during his tenure.
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Indecisionfag here, ultimately ended up picking control.

Couldn't stomach killing billions of sapient geth programs because -maybe- something will go wrong eventually with Reaper-Shep, and his paragon speech is pretty optimistic. At the very least if something does eventually go horribly awry, the fact that the stargazer is around to talk about him indicates that it'll have been long enough that people will have gotten plenty of time to figure out Reaper tech and have something resembling a fighting chance, like a long-running refusal ending.

They leave so much up to interpretation that the ending doesn't really matter that much, anyway.
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>>170891646

Eh, Kaidan in ME3 is at least more interactive with your team and generally feels more like a positive presence on the ship. Tranny Ash just gets drunk and passes out on the floor.

Plus if we're talking purely gameplay, Kaidan is much more useful to have around than Ash.
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>>170891816
>sapient geth
lol
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>>170891594
I still want my C-SEC detective prequel

Put a young Garrus in it as well, maybe you were the one influenced his loose canon ways
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>>170891646
He could've served as an intelligent agent or whatever if he wanted to make a difference, being down in the muck guns blazing was an outlet for aggression and left little time alone with his thoughts; which ultimately is what he wanted
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>>170891816
>They leave so much up to interpretation that the ending doesn't really matter that much, anyway

This Anon. You could pick whatever the hell you want when it comes down to it and then pretend your own ideal version of it happened because we're never gonna see the fruits of it.
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>>170891816
>prepping organics for the synthetic bull
you fucked up anon
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>>170891857
>Citadel Noir

Honestly behind the Archangel spin off, this is my second most wanted one. Play as one of the earliest Human agents to really work your way up in C-Sec or something could be interesting.
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>>170891816
>Couldn't stomach killing billions of sapient geth

You played yourself, Geth are bad news. Have you learned nothing of the dangers of AI from playing through the games?
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>>170891015
The characters who have strong opinions of their own and butt heads with Shepard like Jacob, James, and Ashley are almost universally disliked.
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>>170891961
T. Catalyst
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>>170891982
When does Jacob butt heads with you? I don't even remember him getting that testy on Renegade runs.
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>>170891860
Just play through both and who gives a fuck.

All of the endings suck and make no sense, so it shouldn't really be a hard choice, just experience all of them. Do a schrodinger's ending.
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>>170889634
No, I am going for my own species, birdo.
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>>170891816
>because -maybe- something will go wrong eventually with Reaper-Shep
Something _will_ go wrong. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Nobody's a hero forever. Nobody, no matter how paragon. There is a 0% chance that Shepard will always be a kind mecha-god. As the galaxy changes, so will the people. And they won't always want exactly what mecha-god Shepard wants. He'll be forcing what he believes is right because hey, he's a pacifist god, he must be right. Constantly.

A system like that WILL fail. It's just a matter of when.
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>>170888261
Such as? Not the fanfics, but the general premise of their endings. I like good headcanon.
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>>170891693
>you got the best selling game of 2017
I thought you all said that SJW games always flopped.
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>>170892214
Shepard's directive is to protect the many, so what if he decides the best course of action to continue protecting the many is for the reapers to fuck off or kill themselves?

The point is that we'll literally never know because Bioware intentionally made everything ridiculously open.
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>>170891816
>Reapers completely get away with killing trillions upon trillions of lives for millions of years with no mercy or consideration
>Reaper-God Shepard will eventually go bad, even if it takes a few millennia, and begin the "cycle" again

Nice job, anon.
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>>170892214
Also it's mentioned in Paragon Reaper-Shep's speech that it wants people to be in control of their destinies, so there's that. Reaper-Shep isn't just "I want to control everything and make everything nice," directives are decided by what your Shepard believes in.

It ultimately ties back into "These endings weren't thought through at all and are either bitter or don't make sense"
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>>170891816
I don't see how anyone could pick something other than destroy. We played ME1 to destroy Sovereign. We played ME2 to destroy the strongest Reaper outpost. The entirety of ME3 was preparing to destroy the reapers. We spent a good 120 hours of gameplay devoted to destroying the Reapers.

I did not play through those 120 hours, with all intent on killing the Reapers, just to let the fuckers walk away.
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>Jaal thread nearly has a thousand pages on the BSN
Can someone explain this?
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>>170889198
>Krogan live for about as long

In practice, yes. However, I believe it is stated in lore that nobody knows how long Krogan can live until death by old age. They all wind up dying of unnatural causes.

I think there was a codex entry that stated that before their advent of gunpowder, the number one cause of desth for Krogan was being eaten by a predator. After, it was death by gunshot.

Drak might already be older than almost any Asari in history.
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>>170892314
>The Catalyst, the only driving force behind that genocide, is for all intents and purposes dead. He's been erased. Any hatred towards the Reapers-as-in-the-ships is ill-placed, because they weren't in control of their actions whatsoever- they were controlled by an AI that's quite literally broken.
>Making a dumb assumption that the worst possible thing will happen because similar things happened a few times just like the starchild's motivations for harvesting organics over and over
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>>170892332
My point is, yes, at that time Shepard's a nice god. At that time. We hear his speech, okay, cool, he's a good guy right now. But do you really think he'll give the exact same speech in 2,000 years?
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Anyone that romanced a squadmate and picked something other than destroy is a horrible person. Your waifu/husbando's happiness should matter more than the geth's existence.
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>>170892251
That's because they use human minorities but if you're using aliens with SJW themes like heavy tattoos of video game pop culture, retarded piercings and super colorful hair/markings/whatever you can get away with it. You can even justify it because Liara said that all the aliens view humanity as a bully and that just give reason to kill as many white men as possible because cerebus uniforms were white and the Illusive man was white.
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>>170886545
seriously that cumdrip, what were they thinking?
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>>170892297
Fuck
>>170892195
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>>170892591
>tattoos and piercings are now SJW
What?
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>>170892424
>Why destroy what can be compared to nukes when you can control all the nukes for yourself and point them at everyone so they all play nice?
Control is the only answer.
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>>170892484
The Catalyst wasn't a broken AI, it was working perfectly.

It was made by huge assholes, and shortsighted ones at that.

>>170892493
The Catalyst didn't change in hundreds of thousands of years. There's zero basis for the Shep-Reapers changing their view or going bad.
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>>170889504
I think it's implied that only with a strong, wise and steady leader like Wrex can the Krogan remain compatible with galactic society (and even then, Wrex is mortal and even he brags about imminent expansion). If it's the other guy, he's already talking about settling scores with the galaxy, bound to get genophaged again. Or just genocided.
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>>170892643

Someone doesn't get out much.
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>>170892719
It's funny because all these things that are now considered SJW here have always been used far more by pornstars, even the side cut.
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>>170892484
By that logic black people should not be held responsible for all the murder, theft and rapes that they do because "white government funnels drugs and poverty into black communities". The reapers can't give back all the lives they've taken over the cycles. Hell you watched crew members fucking melted to make a human reaper. You have to be a special kind of sicko to just let that slide. Or a massive cuck. Like the cuckiest cuck in the cuckverse.
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>>170892493
There is a very large amount of things that could happen in 2,000 years-or-probably-more.

>Shepard is brought to the conclusion that 'the many' with flourish best without Reaper intervention
>Exceedingly close contact with reapers over the years gives organics plenty of time to study reapers and learn of their weaknesses, advance their own technology, etc
>Shepard-Reaper, specifically stated to have the memories and ideals of the original Shepard, allows installation of a failsafe to be used if Reapers no longer act in the best interests of the many- as he would understand the threat a reaper armada could pose better than anyone else
They leave it very, very open.

It's the same with Destroy where nothing says "the Leviathan race comes back and promptly enthralls everyone" but hey, it could conceivably happen.
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>>170889870
Garrus isn't an ally, he's a minion.
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>>170892643
>totally leaves out "heavy tattoos of video game pop culture" and "retarded piercings"
Wasn't there a world of warcraft reference in mass effect 1?
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>>170892785
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>>170892814
Videogame tattoos aren't an SJW thing, they are an autism thing.
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>>170889815
Shepard, post-Cerebrus augmentation.
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>>170892750
That's not even vaguely similar, anon. Direct mental control isn't the same as being lead towards an action by circumstance because that's still ultimately a choice. Harbinger was literally directly controlled by the Catalyst, in the end. There's no justice to be had.

Imagine if your sister was mind controlled by a supervillain into murdering a family and she had literally no control over her actions, would you call for her execution as eagerly?
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>>170892782
What's stopping a rat face politician like Uldina from rising to power through lies and deception and using the reapers against all opposition or destroying the reapers so his own personal army can take over?
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>>170892819
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>>170892838
They're both the same thing down to the very core. The same way transgenderism is a mental illness no matter how you slice it. Same shit different package. Also I said heavy ones like the ones that get the tattoo all overt heir neck, chest, sleeves and legs from hip to ankle.
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>>170892883
A government like that emerging could happen in a post-destroy ending anyway, man.
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>>170892873
Yes, yes I would because I lost my gran, my mom and my pops. I don't know about you but I love my parents because I appreciate all they provided for me and the sacrifices they made for me as a kid growing up so my sister must be destroyed because she's a liability and can possibly be used again. In fact if she's left alive because of muh fee fees and she dindu nuffin using her to launch another attack due to such lax precautions would be an ideal choice.
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Can someone post pictures of Cora's butt.
Thank you.
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>>170892636
Jokes on you, I like manjaws

Banging BeepBeep would be soiling the memory of Liara, she seems annoying as fuck
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>>170892873
That implies the Reapers themselves are mindless, and that without control to make Shepard move them, or synthesis to alter their minds to allow it, they're just metal statues. Thus, who gives a fuck about destroying them? I wouldn't feel too bad blowing up statues to save the galaxy.
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>>170892446
Women?
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>>170892954
>Forgetting the fact Shep will still be around and literally no one would dare fucking with Shep.
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>>170892873
Harbinger was well aware what it was doing. The reapers have limited freedom but they are very much aware of what they are doing with the harvest cycles. To claim otherwise is pure lunacy.
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>>170893070
The Geth are basically just people if allowed to live after Rannoch, though. And there are billions of them.

>>170893160
Leviathan also states that Harbinger loathes what it became, but had no option as it was being controlled.
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>>170893058
She was pretty hot.
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>>170893203
>Leviathan also states that Harbinger loathes what it became, but had no option as it was being controlled.
Proof? None of the Leviathans said that during my gameplay.
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>>170893204
Didn't she also go as Samara to cons?
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>>170893203
>The Geth are basically just people

I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>170892873
That's not how it worked. The Reapers weren't under direct control. The AI determined what they wanted to do, they were free to execute that.

Harbinger is an arrogant sadist because the people he created from were horrible tyrants in the first place.
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>>170892954
>A government like that emerging could happen in a post-destroy ending anyway, man.
>Actually believing that when every powerful person with influence in the game owes Shepard a favor or ten
Loving every laugh kiddo.
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>>170893270
Yes, this is her and Mark Meer

>you will never ever fuck her in that outfit
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>>170892873
Weren't the Reapers just created in the image of the Leviathans, which themselves were awful with little regard for the lives or freedom of others? They literally enslaved entire worlds for their own gain, just like the Reapers
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>>170893204
>there are people posting in the same thread as me who don't appreciate a strong jaw
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>>170893260
Paraphrasing, but it's repeatedly alluded to how Harbinger was very unhappy with what they became.

>>170893343
>"Owing a favor"
>Meaning anything in integalactic politics
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>>170893350
>you'll never fuck him in that outfit

;_;
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>>170893446
I appreciate strong jaws when they are part of a body with a vagina.
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All of this said, there's a part of me that enjoys the Destroy ending a lot more as it actually wraps things up and feels a lot more satisfying than Control in some ways. Shepard gets his job done while sacrificing something unimaginable. It's simple and pleasant.

The issue is that the sacrifice feels hamfisted, pretentious, and awkward. You don't feel like you're dealing with an ancient, weary intelligence, you feel like you're dealing with a spiteful, petulant child who wants to take you down a peg if you're going to get rid of him.
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>>170893468
>Totally disregarding significant advancements in your gameplay was made possible because politicians and military personnel were in your debt
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I want to drop a space station on Palaven!
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>>170894434
everyone in his right mind wants to do that.
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>>170894342
Still, that was when the universe was threatened by extinction and you were their only hope. Plenty of those people would probably end you if they thought their race would propser for it.

Really the big problem with Control is that it's a messy ending that doesn't tie up your loose ends. Destroy is "You committed genocide on one innocent race, but the reapers are dead and otherwise, status quo has been restored" and there's not that much to it. Control is a big up in the air "You're in control of the Reapers, nobody knows what the fuck is going to happen next" and nobody wants an ambiguous, disconcertingly open ending at the end of their painfully long franchise they've put a lot of time and emotion into.
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>>170894743
>on one innocent race

?
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>>170892658
>didn't change in hundreds of thousands of years

Doubt. Reapers began 1 billion years ago with Harbinger, the Leviathan Reaper. The Leviathan tells you they created the Catalyst to solve the problem of their thralls always destroying themselves with AI (lel). Even if the AI came to its Final Solution to the Organic Problem in a nanosecond (as opposed to maybe observing a few imploding organic-synthetic wars itself first), it changed its initial directive. It was programmed to eliminate the conflict, but it could not, so it neutered it before it became unstoppable every time it arose.

It's plausible that however long it takes, Shepalyst is at least susceptible to modifying its methods for whatever reason may arise.
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I'm not gonna lie, I love to see all these fags on BSN whining about the lack of bi/gay options among our squadmates. Hilarious!
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Reminder that Andromeda is going to be a SHIT!
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>>170894743
>Get proven wrong
>That doesn't count
Okay we're done here.
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>>170895115
don't need a reminder bruv
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>>170894434
I'm sure the separatists wanted to do that as well.
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>>170895115
Delete this
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>>170894914
artificial intelligences in sex robot bodies
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>>170894434
Sorry lads, meant to type Thessia
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>>170884153
NOOT NOOT
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>>170895115
I don't need a reminder.
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>>170895115
Reminder that your opinions mean nothing
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>>170895491
Hey eddrf, uni exams done?
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Guys, Manv is gone. Maybe there's still hope for industry
>>>/v/370319525
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>>170895491
Does origin have sales? Want to pick up the trilogy cheap
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>>170895491
>HWNDU
That shit about /pol/ finding the new flag in 24 hours was fucking hilarious
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>tabs
good post friend
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>>170895684
Manveer hasn't been listed as gameplay designer on the website for some time iirc and he wasn't at PAX so he's most likely gone

Which sucks, his shitpost and the assrage he generated was hilarious
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>>170895701
>when some autistic russian calculated the position by plane contrails in the video
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so when in tf are ME2 and ME3 dlcs going on sale?
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>>170895694
therea re no goty editions for the ME trilogy. meaning you are forced to buy the games and dlc separately which probably goes up to 200 dollars or some shit. pirate
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>>170896094
In 10 minutes
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>>170894914
try to argue that every last geth deserves death when there's billions of them

>>170895149
no you didn't
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>>170895491
>The tabs
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>>170896120
Yeah I was looking through the Origin website and it's such a shit to navigate, also doesn't even list dlc. Do you see them through the Origin app itself? The trilogy edition just has "PLEASE NOTE: Mass Effect Trilogy includes Mass Effect Pinnacle Station and Bring Down the Sky" and I have no idea what the fuck that is suppose to mean.
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>>170895491
>reminder that your opinions mean nothing
>those fucking tabs

wew laddie
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>>170896142
>try to argue that every last geth deserves death when there's billions of them

Not hard, considering the geth collective literally commited genocide and killed anyone who ever tried establishing contact with them. Their sudden individuality changes nothing.
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>>170896254
You can see the DLC only after you buy the game. The three games often go on sale, but ONLY stand alone. The dlc is always separate and never goes on sale, and is never on any other retailer. And you have to buy the DLC with "bioware points", they force you into this shit instead of just normal money too. It's a completely scummy system for goys, it's much easier to just pirate one-click-installers from TPB which include everything they cut for gamespot editions and other trash
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>>170896358
>being this new
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>>170896384
It's actually not jew shit, it's legacy crap held over from when Bioware ran their own store and server system separate from Origin.

They got rid of it for DAI and MEA
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>>170896384
Thanks for the input. Not gonna pad their coffers and encourage such eye gouging practices.
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>>170895684
Kek his twitter is pretty kek inducing.

Pajeet is trying to be a blackman it comes off as. So much for cultural appropriation.
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>>170895838
What a time to be alive.

I'm truely glad I live in a time where I get to witness such marvels.
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>>170896254

The DLC is under the games in Origin. Should be a tab called "Extra Content"

It's really easy compared to the fucking archaic mess that was the way DLC worked for Steam copies of ME1/2
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>>170896142
they're machines, who gives a fuck?
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>>170895036
The Catalyst was stupid as shit, and the basic premise incorrect and simply absurdly ignorant.

"Artificial and organic life inevitably battle to the death" is clearly incorrect. They never successfully support that idea. Instead they try to misdirect and move the goalpost to..

"Organic and artificial life will always come into conflict." A statement that isn't wrong, but it's also fucking stupid as shit.

Organic life comes into conflict with itself. Artificial life comes into conflict with itself. Conflict is part of life and attempting to 'solve' it is like trying to make a 1st grade class easier to watch during recess by grinding them into gel and putting it in a vat.

The Reapers were broken machines, created by an retarded god.
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>>170896467
>someone is actually defending this bullshit
How much are you being paid by EA to defend them on the internet?
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>>170896501
Games at final version, all DLC repacks:
https://pirateproxy.cat/torrent/14809187/Mass_Effect_v1.02___DLCs_by_AGB_Golden_Team
https://pirateproxy.cat/torrent/14684082/_Mass_Effect_2_-_Digital_Deluxe_Edition___All_DLCs_repack_Mr_DJ
https://pirateproxy.cat/torrent/11108144/Mass_Effect_3_updated___all_dlc_s_Multi_7_repack_Mr_DJ

Tweaks and fixes:
http://pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Mass_Effect
http://pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Mass_Effect_2
http://pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Mass_Effect_3

Mods:
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect/mods/1/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect2/mods/2/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect2/mods/68/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect2/mods/63/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect2/mods/9/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect2/mods/7/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/363/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/173/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/350/?

For all my ME bros
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>>170896617
Under extra content it just has "Buy bioware points"
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>>170896467
Are you actually defending that shit system? Why do they still have it? If they cared one single bit, they would have removed it and put the DLC on Origin.
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>>370340640
Catposter keep your memes in /meg/

Those simpletons over at /v/ won't understand the complexity behind your post
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>>170896826

Origin the program, not the web interface
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>>170896617
Wait, now it's Steam's fault?
Are you the same guy as
>>170896467
?
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>>170896761
>>170896895
I don't think that's a defense, just an explanation.
>If they cared

If a legacy system works, no matter how stupidly clunky, management won't give you dosh to fit or update it.

I suppose that's on EA. They are the ones that should just put their franchise into a proper all-inclusive package like a Ultimate Edition rather then make people fuck around.
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>>170895491
Why would you buy games on Origin, min vän

Swedish prices are terrible
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>>170897092
Where else? I wish I could find some other place, but I can no longer cancel my preorder. Is it gonna be cancelable at launch or something?
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>>170896120
>>170896254
I cannot fathom how retarded this is, it's almost as if EA hates money

"All three games, all DLC and downloadable content, $80"

Imagine if they did that like a year ago just as hype was starting to ramp up, $$$$$$$
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>>170896760
I agree with every criticism you have. I just doubt the assertion that the Catalyst was absolutely static in the theoretical or practical method of achieving its directive. Which is to the point that (like that other anon) I don't believe Shepalyst would necessarily remain infinitely static in purpose or execution of its mission to preserve peace in the galaxy for organics and synthetics.
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>>170897146
I got it for 350 sek or something on Oneplay with some discounts, but then again that's a shady key reseller so they might not even send the key - we'll see
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Daily reminder Manveer was fired

Whites win again
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>tfw no biotic mommy asari gf to breastfeed you as she tucks you in at night

why even live
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>>170897217
they don't discount the dlc because it still sells at it's normal price and makes more money than a discount re-release of everything together
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>>170896809
I remember finding out you could pirate all the DLC for Mass Effect 2 (bought the game, was just a wee lad back then), that was a marvelous day
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>>170896809
>Realize I now have a PC that can actually run the OG trillogy


I mean I guess this gives me an excuse to make the jump, because there are still a few DLC for 3 I haven't played and really want too.
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>>170897403
>tfw really want to see her smile when she wakes up in the early morning and pulls back the covers to see you suckling on the tip of her MT
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>>170897423
You might be right, but don't underestimate the marketability of bundles and re-releases, those things usually sell like hotcakes
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>>170897403
jdimsa

What does Asari milk taste like? What color and texture is it?
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Finished the first game, Wrex is dead, didn't do the romance with Liara and didn't explore around much.

Will I be missing a lot in ME2 ? I really want to romance Liara. Don't care about Wrex.
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>>170896383
I disagree and think it's a little more complicated than that but that's okay
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>>170897658
your priorities are skewed
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>>170897658
You should honestly just stop playing with those shit tier opinions of yours
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>>170896383
Why are you arguing with some faggot who thinks toasters should live? Just build Joker a new one and tell him to stop his fucking crying.
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>>170897713
rude
Just wondering if I should do a NF+ and get things straight.
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>>170896383
t. (literally) Abraham Goldstein
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>>170897828
Do you speak something other than sperglord?
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>>170897658
Just grab a complete save. I couldn't save Wrex cause my paragon shit was half only and some other stuff cause of it too, completed most of the side missions.
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>Sudden urge to play through ME3 again
>remember forced PTSD hallucinations
>urge dead
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>>170897670
HAS
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>>170897932
no penis
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>>170897918
You keep using the same shitty argument in every thread, christ killer
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>>170897658
>Wrex is dead, didn't do the romance with Liara and didn't explore around much.
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>>170898016
So no.
Though I'd sure love to know what the fuck you're even talking about.
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>>170897609
it's simply the best, anon

blue milk sweet like honey
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>>170897536
>MT

What does this stand for?
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>>170898264
Main Tank.
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>>170898256
>blue milk
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Anyone found it hilarious Jacob's dad had a rape harem on that planet they crashed on? You would think the SJWs at Bioware wouldn't have made him a dindu.
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>>170897932
a PUSSSAYYYY
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>>170897658
>Wrex is dead, didn't do the romance with Liara and didn't explore around much

Mate...
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>>170898264
It's what Liara was feeding Shep and Feron all those years.
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All your hate is just making me want to play harder
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>>170897670
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>170898314
They should've made him a Somali pirate space muslim
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Just finished ME3 again just in time for ME:A, blue ending best ending. Fucking fight me about it
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>>170898256
What about Quarian and Turian milk?
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>>170898314
It's almost as if the "SJW" is a myth and you're just projecting your idea of what you think progressives would do.
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>>170898640
>muh Geth
>not wanting to survive and tell Joker you've always thought he was a real bitch and would kill his ungodly AI gf again if you could
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>>170884690
God his eyes are so beautiful and mesmerizing
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>>170898640
>Fucking fight me about it

Why though? We know you're wrong.
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>>170898724
Dextroshit not for human consumption
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>>170898785
Go away SJW apologist.
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>>170898121
A jew tried to sell the fact that Quarians were an allegory to the Jews and was in the right, a few threads back, used the same arguments
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>>170898831
You really think sheppy survived being lasered by Harbinger and THEN survived being blasted and lived on for more than maybe a few minutes at best?
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>>170898964
Yes
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>>170898913
>the dead ringer for gyppos are jews now

okay
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>>170885031
I'm still hoping and if not there's still Kallo..hopefully.
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I want to kill all the angrans!
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>>170898314
>Black man isolated in jungle immediately begins to rape all the women
>mission is literally The Heart of Darkness

Pottery.
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>>170899342
Not to mention Jacob himself is a proper dindu that pumps and dumps you.
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>>170899042
Here's to Kallo actually being a LI and available for Sara and Scott.
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>>170899532

>implying femshep is good for anything other than pump n dump

she's a roastie, anon.
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>>170898964
Did you not get best ending?
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>>170898314
The same "SJWs" let you punch an unarmed woman in the face three games in a row.
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>>170897658
Oh you goddamn fool, start a new game. Try to lean a bit stronger on either paragon or renegade this time to get enough points to save Wrex, and hook up with Liara. All other love interests are irrelevant.
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>>170899681

>they let you punch her but you don't even get to punch Allers once

worst timeline
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>>170899660
I did, blue ending.
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on pc will I suck on multiplayer if I use a controller instead of mouse & keyboard? unless it's an fps I find controllers more comfy and they're finally supported for andromeda
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>>170899875
shut up TIM, I'm going to butt fuck your daughter.
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>>170896809
I take it all those mods will work no problem with pirated versions?
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>>170899914
probably not. The way the key bindings are for the jump/evade and the shitty mouse acceleration make me think they didn't even bother play testing with M+KB.
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>>170899914
It's PVE so it doesn't make a huge difference, use what you feel best with
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>>170897670
Hey this is a better picture of Archon, he looks neat.
>that link
Oh fuck you Mac, you know exactly what you said, didn't you?
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Where is eddrf?
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>>170899875
Well then you're apparently not
>>170898964
since he obviously got red, referring to the blast.

Since my Shepard's a biotic, I always went with the headcanon that he barrier'd himself as the blast hit, then survived the fall from orbit due to the protection from the room that he was in. Then his cerberus implants, which make him even harder to kill, kept him alive long enough to get help.

You can't change my headcanon, assholes.
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>>170900041
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>>170899532
I love how such an ostensibly "anti-prejudice" cultmarx team can be so well-traveled in stereotypes. How about the only asian is the sneaky thief.
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>>170900012
>>170900017
thanks guys
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>>170897670
>make masculine alien
>make it female because muh gender assumptions

Bioware continues to be total faggots.
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>>170897379
He was?

Latest tweet shows him shilling Mass Effect still
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>>170900060
hasn't returned home from his last pillaging raid
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>>170900089
>he
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>>170900154
Fuck off.
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>Archon means "ruler" in Greek
>"Meridian" means the highest stage of development
really makes you think
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>>170900168
The more important thing for gold level matches will be making sure you're detonating and priming combos with your team. Don't be the idiot firing incinerate at shielded enemies.
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>>170884381
Honestly only thing I think I'll enjoy is exploration possibly and squad interactions/waifus

It's fucking depressing to see how the series has went downhill as a result of pandering, bad writing etc, I just want a good game with good writing, is that too much to ask for Bioware?
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>>170900263
no u
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>>170900154
And space gypsies ruin everything, steal ships, and plant spies.
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>>170900279
>>"Meridian" means the highest stage of development

Uh what? That's not the etymology of meridian, anon. Or did you mean the astronomical meaning?
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>>170900154

> The first asian we see in Andromeda is the pilot of the Hyperion
> Crashes into space anomaly immediately after coming out of FTL

Will it ever end?
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>>170900154
You forgot Kai Leng literally uses a ninja sword. Might as well have introduced him with that "clack clack clack clack clack YOOOOOOOOO" Japanese thing.
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>>170900173
Could be monogendered but in a more stricter sense than the asari.

We haven't seen any female kett.

I still say he's a Remnant Race and the Kett are all just infected/turned.

The Scourge interests me more, desu
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>>170900384
It's how it's used in literature. I don't know anything about astronomy. Maybe it just means some space circle.
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>>170900368
And space jews are a client race for the galaxy's largest military, "help" run their economy, are seen as a shady banker working for a shadowy criminal enterprise, and some crooked merchants.
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>>170900226
Not everyone plays as a non-binary genderfuid Shepard, Anon
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>>170900575
huh cool. I still think it's some kind of Andromeda relay network.

>Dad is first through archon relay
>gets zapped into the remnant vi
>helps kid be first through meridian
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>>170900484
Technically, the first Asian we see is the medical technician who thaws you out. She looks exactly like the Chinky captain, though
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>>170900657
I meant that the only good sheppy is femsheppy, dummy
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>>170900625
What are the Turian going to do without them in Andromeda? Or do we think they're on the Turian ark with the Quarians too?
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>>170900484
Top fucking kek.

>>170900494
I try not to think of Leng, desu. Great how the two biggest asians are a sneaky thief and an edgy theatrical faux samurai. Three, if you count **happa Kaidan sperging out and killing a guy over some chick he just met in school and was too shy to hit on. Supreme Gentleman tier.**
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>can't use squadmate abilities on demand
>can't customize the armor of squadmates
>can't choose which weapons our squadmates use
>can't even change the cosmetic outfits of squadmates

What's even the fucking point, in terms of gameplay they're now basically no different than NPC muhreens in the latest Gaylo or Cowadooty game
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>>170900794
That's not true, even though I also prefer femshep myself
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>>170900575
Nigga, it's barely ever used that way in literature, and only when comparing one's accomplishments with the Sun's meridian (midday, reaching the highest point) usually implying they have nowhere to go but down from there.

Shakespeare's Henry VIII, Act 3, scene 2

>I have touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
>And, from that full meridian of my glory,
>I haste now to my setting: I shall fall
>Like a bright exhalation in the evening, and no man see me more.
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>>170900968
There was Maeko on Noveria, she was pretty normal aside from Parasini-san and Anolais-sama which was kinda cute.
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So I'm wondering: will Andromeda feature face codes again?
That sure made it easier to share.
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>>170900968
>those spoiler tags

I'm on the wrong chan.
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>>170897658
Move on and romance Garrus if you're female.
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>>170884926
The vast majority of non black women don't find black men attractive. I'm more surprised that the typical liberal biodrones haven't even tried to act like they are into him though, seems like a pretty doa character unfortunately.
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>>170901196
They said there's something in place that makes it easy
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>>170900968
> Happa kaidan

What?
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>>170901196
Devs have said theres no face codes, but there will be a way to easily save/share faces
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>>170901439
I think **happa is a spoiler tag on whatever other than he goes to.
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>>170901196
One of the previewers mentioned something about faces being shareable online. There's some in game mechanic for face sharing, like a built in faces of gaming type thing.
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>>170901574
than = chan

fucking autocorrect
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>>170900989
>>can't use squadmate abilities on demand

Wait what, is this true?
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>>170899681
Is that the reporter woman? She deserved it. She is the very essence of a SJW liberal. Always tries to demonize people working to do the right thing just to push her own career of being "so brave to stand up against the gubberment!"
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>>170901686
Yep. You only have control over who they target and where they're standing.
>>
Not to give this views, but I was watching a bunch of mass effect stuff last night, and came across this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvOHiTQkO3U

It might actually be the worst video essay I've seen (I'm sure there's worse, but I don't go out of my way to watch crap usually). The video's not the worst, but it reads/sounds like an essay written by a 6th grader who has to write about a book they didn't read, and came up with a set of generic theses and then didn't change them when he realized they were retarded. Not to mention the fact that he's obviously reading a script and manages to fuck up factual statements, and pronunciation that would be obvious to anybody who's actually played the game for more than a few hours.
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>>170900968

> Kaidan sperging out and killing a guy over some chick he just met in school

Really? Vyrnus was the one who escalated the situation by breaking Rhanas arm and then trying to use a military issue weapon against Kaidan, if was literally self defense.
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>>170901941
I like the video Raycevik did about ME 2, mostly because of all the behind the scenes footage he got
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>>170900989
at this point if you don't choose a class that can do everything by itself, you're gimping yourself and going to become frustrated. soldiers will continue doing their own thing, but I have a feeling engineers and adepts will suck. Imagine setting up a combo for your squadmates but they're just sitting there behind cover blind firing a gun you can't change. Then you die because you can't tactical pause either.
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>>170901154
That does make sense though since Japs are like that. Japanese are very unglobalist so the honorifics would stick around even in the future.
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>>170901941

Oh christ it's Youtube Monotonous Flat Voice shit too, I can't deal with that
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>>170902119
I'm guessing certain types of abilities being near useless against shields/barriers/armor will no longer be a thing, it would be in line with all the other gameplay babbyficatio

Also there's the profile bullshit
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>>170902119
Adepts get fucked even harder because warp is gone. They have nothing to kill barriers and armor now.
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>>170886407
You have my interest, anon.
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>>170901941
>pronouncing "krogan" wrong.
Great start
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>>170901439
Half asian, half white. Like Elliot Rodgers.

>>170901574
Lel, just ** on hate chan.
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>>170902347
You don't know what all the abilities do m8, I doubt they'll make the same mistake they did in ME2 again after people praised the gameplay in ME3
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>Finally get around to Citadel DLC
>Get to date in the apartment scene with Liara
>Dat piano
>Dat "what are you doing?"

My heart got an erection hearing the way her voice actress said that.
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>>170902502
go away, mac.
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Garrus/Zaeed is unironically the best squad in ME2 for proper renegade playthrough.
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>>170902036
I agree, I'm just meming friend.

I actually really like Kaidan. ME3 really fleshed him out and made him an introvert bro.
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>>170902502
lel I played this yesterday and also reacted when she said that, she sounded a bit like Triss

>>170902650
Stale meme
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>>170902673
>playing renegade
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>>170902687
Don't ruin Triss with your shitty blueberry.
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>>170902797
I'll ruin your goddamn face if you don't shut it, boy
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>>170902347
Singularity and Lance are both anti armor/barrier, just like Warp was.
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>>170902936
What does "Lance" do?
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>>170902973
throws a biotic lance. we've seen it in a couple of videos now.
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>>170902797
>Ruin Triss
>Brainwashing crazy slut with burnt tits

Not much left to ruin you cuntflap.
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>>170902973
Lance is Warp except it's a beam instead of a slower moving projectile, and it's a detonator instead of a primer
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My wife.
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>>170903064
Is it a detonator only? I thought they said you could evolve skills to be either.
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>>170903076
Back the FUCK off she's mine.
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>>170903076
I hope there are more battle rifles of this archetype in the game. Scout rifles are my favorite in Destiny.
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>>170903048
>>Brainwashing crazy slut with burnt tits

Literally perfect

>>170903064
What's the go-to primer?
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>>170903183
I love semis like that - DMRs, battle rifles etc. Always tend to gravitate towards them in games.
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Are we getting a new trailer today?
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>>170903628
I heard we're suppose to be getting a Jaal video today. Don't have a source for that, though.
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>>170903628
IGN first with Jaal supposedly. Prologue plus first mission tomorrow. Then multiplayer and live streams on Wednesday.
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>>170903719
Here's the source for the jaal thing
https://twitter.com/DestinLegarie/status/840599403102593024

Should be up in an hour.
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>>170903861
So do the fans who follow the news about a game actually get to play the game before seeing everything in it, or what?
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>>170904114
only if you pay for the early access demo.
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>>170884381
Multiplayer and the character creation. S'all I got.
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>>170885128
Trevor was a shitter. Samantha had staying power. Though it's a goddamn shame we don't have another ship onahole on the Tempest that's as qt.
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>>170904062
I read it's supposed to be a IGN video. Doubt it's going to be completely about Jaal (that would make him too special and separate him from the rest of the team), so maybe it will be about angara in general?

I hope they will hurry up with his bio and character kit too, all this waiting is making the theories about him gain only more sense.
>>
Should I preorder Andromeda? I really like DA:O and ME 1,2 and I am afraid that Andromeda will be shit just like DA:I.
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>>170904681
Yeah, these IGN first videos have been pretty short. Like 2-3 minutes. I assume it'll just be landing on the Angaran planet and meeting Jaal or something like that.
>>
>>170904872
Honestly this looks like full on Mass Effect: Inquisition. The only thing that saves it for me is that I like the science fiction trappings of Mass Effect way more than Dragon Age's setting and the combat has more pew pew and less shitty animations while whittling away at insufferably huge health pools.
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>>170903250
This here served me well throughout my time in multiplayer.
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is it true that you get cucked by Liam if you romance Cora? the way I've heard comes too much out of a tumblr blog scenario. I have to see the tweet to believe it
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>>170904872
Most of the non-paid reviewers said something in between "inquisiton in space" lines. And preordering is dumb as fuck anyways.
>>
>>170886407
bullshit
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>>170905198
Only if you screw up badly
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>>170886407
desu that sounds more like PeeBee's style.
>>
>>170905198
>>170905375
This is a bad meme started by Mac after he found out Cora beat PeeBee in the GamesRadar poll

Fake News and Alternative Fact, do not spread
>>
>>170905198
if you play a male ryder your sister gets b l a c k e d
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>Playing Omega
>Talking with Nyreen
>Says she was locked away essentially, after her Biotic abilities manifested

Why would the Turian Military do that?
Wouldn't having Biotics be a good thing?
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>>170905223
Did they already get a review copy?
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>>170905572
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Codex/Omega_Reclaimed:_Omega%27s_Secrets#Turian_Cabals
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>>170887036
that is most obvious and transparently bullshit outright lie I've ever fucking heard

people point guns at the camera ALL THE FUCKING TIME there's no such law
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>Pretty much every conversation in the pax gameplay only had two options

Jesus, this is going to be a wild ride.
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>>170905572
She also says that Cerberus is illegally occupying Omega, she's clearly not of sound mind
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>>170905634
Its out in a week so my guess is they've had it for a week.
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>>170893036

A bit late, I was reading after I got out of bed, but here you go.
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>>170905634
Review copies are out, yeah.
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>>170905726
Still appreciated.
Got anymore?
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>>170905753
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>>170887036
This was in a gameplay demo, not a trailer. Dev already said it was a bug. Tumblr is fucking retarded.
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>>170905690
Technically everything Cerberus does is illegal seeing as they're a terrorist organization.
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>>170905697
>>170905729
Can you guys give me a link to any non-paid reviewers?
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>>170905675
T-they're j-just trying to keep all the extensive options a secret...

>Now excuse us while we show you hours of gameplay, and let some people play the game a week early.
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>>170905804
Perfect, thanks.
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Anyone else think that Liam's voice acting in his loyalty mission was simply awful?
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>>170899916
why are people sperging over this? That's not even that nice an ass
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>>170905830
Embargo until March 20th

>>170905821
Well technically, Omega is outside of council space so it's not subject to council law. Aria took the station by force and claimed it as her own. She also said she was the only law. Cerberus took the station by force and installed a new law. The only law was force majuere.
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>>170897670
oh such a cute fluffy bunny, I want to cuddle him and pad him on his head
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>>170905943
No, but maybe if you post it again in the next thread someone will agree with you.
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Been running through all the games again. Reached 3, never played that one. Most fun class for that one?
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>>170905962
1) shes wearing tight clothes
2) its an ass
3) most attractive female you can fuck in the game
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>>170905830
Oh anon...
>
>
>
>
>...
>... no.
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>They have, for example, two hearts, four lungs, and four testicles. This reflects in their slang, where they often speak about a "quad" where a human would use the words "balls" or "pair"
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>>170905198
That sounds way too memetic
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>>170905830
Whichever ones you agree with are the non-paid ones.
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>>170905995
>Embargo until March 20th
>only day before release
that's a little bit suspicious
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>>170905893
I liked the sound of the casual/professional/emotional/logical replacement for paragon/renegade, however it seems it's actually casual/professional OR logical/emotional. Which, from the PAX gameplay, simply means you get to say yes in two different ways in conversations. There was no way to chastise Liam for his dumb plan for example, you jest get two different tones of "well shit happens".
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>>170904872
nope, it's not really Mass Effect anymore, it's just DA:I in space only more rushed and more forced hack writing.

This is not a grand space opera anymore, it's a by the books, tick the checklist, wrote cash grab on beloved IP at the bequest of Bioware's overlords EA that's it
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>>170905914

Any time, bud.
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>>170905962
I've always had a boner for girls with short, blonde hair, so she's getting the dick, hard.
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>>170906239
It's scummy but it's typical of a review embargo from any of the big companies.
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>>170906239
standard practice these days unfortunately.
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>>170906112
Any of the biotic classes, Vanguard is especially fun with Nova spam
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>>170906239
If not everyone would be rushing the campaign to post their reviews as fast as possible.
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>>170906110
I just got done watching the loyalty mission gameplay on ign, so that's an odd implication to make. I thought it just sounded awkward, he was even reading his pauses for fuck sake.
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>>170906250
Mass Effect was the exact same check list bullshit right down to their recycled character archetypes. Look at KOTOR and do a comparison, and you're going to find that Mass Effect is just a re-skinning of previous work, going down their list until they get a finished product.
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>>170905830
Most of the bigger gaming sites have their people playing it for a few hours + as other anon said, review copies. On review copies is still embargo, for the previews it was not.

Our biggest local server (which I trust immensely) even used this exact sentence "Inquisition in space intertwined with classical scripted ME missions" and said that the said missions are still pretty good, but open world is not working at all. It is supposedly very shallow, quickly boring and mmo-like without any logic, as it is more of a world created only for a player. They also mentioned that side missions they played were mostly fetch quest, which sometimes didn't even made any sense; like you have to pick a sample from a five corpses for a local scientist, because it is too dangerous out there. That is just average right, but why not use it as a filler, right? But only that the first corpse was like ten metres from the quest giver. "Small" stuff like that which destroy immersion.
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>>170905995
Fair enough I suppose since it is outside of council space.
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>>170906424
This, BioWare has always kind of done the same game over and over.
It's just this time they are recycling the old formula from ME1 instead of 2 and 3.
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>>170906112
What difficulty are you playing on? What did you play as in the other games? Did you enjoy it?

All the classes can be OP if you're doing the correct build so it's not like ME2 where Engineer/Adept are near useless and frustrating on Insanity

I only played through it once but really enjoyed Adept, Biotic explosion sound effect is super satisfying

Start out as Vanguard (that's what I played in ME2) but found the Cerberus Turrets to be frustrating on Insanity, so switched to something with more range
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>>170906282
Hey, I like short blonde hair too, bro. But I'm definitely not a fan of the edgy sidecut with a side of "I'd like to speak to the manager".
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>>170905223
>inquisiton in space
cucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is exactly what we didn't want.
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>>170906239
its incredibly typical for all video games. its to make it so all outlets can have a review ready at the same time. any earlier and it shows overwhelming confidence in a game (like how Horizon embargo went up a week early for reviews, etc.)
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>>170906171

Didn't know about the four lungs.
There was a post on /v/ a long while back about how the use of redundant organs means a lack of specialization and efficiancy in the biological system. I can't remember the details, but it was interesting.

>tfw you'll never take out krogan with an anti-materiel rifle
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>>170906257
>Pick a color Shep... I mean Ryder and choose your destiny

I want this game to fail so fucking hard cause Bioware never even gave a shit enough to try to redeem themselves
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>>170906282
sounds like you want to fuck boys.
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>>170906528
It makes me harder because it reminds me of pornstars.
Seems like the kind to take it up the ass and say nothing.
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>>170906528
It's a normal haircut now, anon.
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>>170906525

I've played on the second highest in ME1, then Insanity in 2. Infiltrator in 1 and Vanguard in 2 respectively.

I enjoyed both classes although I'm a little tired of Vanguard now so I think that one's out of the picture.
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>>170906627
No, not really, dicks are gross and I love tits.
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>>170906456
>ten metres from the quest giver
>first corpse was like ten metres from the quest giver
>side missions they played were mostly fetch quest

THEY FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

FUCK THEM NO PREORDER
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>>170906115
>most attractive female you can fuck in the game
That would be Sarah tbqhwyfam.
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>>170906391
Is this what nu-vidjya is?
>guys, if they got early(see: 'on time') review copies they would just play it wrong
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>>170906239
is that jake solomon? stop shitposting on meg and fix your fucking game, jake
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>>170906615
I'd rather it succeed and see /v/ sperg out for months, like with Overwatch and BF1.
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>>170906652
That hair, is not what cora's hair looks like... That pic is fine.
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>>170906805
I heard that the entire game was just a 3D render of Mac taking a shit on your chest. You can trust me.
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>>170906824
Are you saying that's what reviewers don't do anyways?
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>>170906798
jesus christ anon, thats a man. you clearly like masculine looking women. what a fag.
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>>170906893
Only after expansion pack. And where is your wallet? I will need it soon
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>>170906824
that idea mostly only applies to a game when its not sent out for reviewers until very close to launch, and typically has very little to do with when an embargo is lifted. the closer to a launch a game is sent out, the quicker people have to get through. the idea being that people are really only looking for reviews at or around launch, like a day before or a day after.
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>>170906937
No, it's closer to Christie Mack.
Cora just has one side shaved, though.
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>>170906893
uh what? xcom 2 is great and the long war is out. What's broken?
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>>170906938
I got your point and still I don't trust EA anymore after what they did with DA:I and Battlefront.
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>>170906941
The vast majority of reviewers are fucking retarded and/or paid shills on every possible occasion. It should not come as a surprise to see a gorillion ME:A reviews that suck the game's dick without mentioning any of the problems, after all EA has been paying people and flying them to events for years.
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>>170906725
Sentinels are absolute faceroll levels of busted in ME3 which also made them fun (at least to me)

Use Pistols and armor with maximum ability recharge time and Chain Overload allows you to permanently stagger groups of enemies, then spam the Double Throw and laugh at the Ragdoll physics

All this while being tough as a tank, Adept is great too - love the Biotic Explosions

>>170906652
This kind of haircut is superior to what Cora has, I don't mind short hair in general as long as you're not being a walking stereotype
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>>170906938
Go away, Mac. You are not fooling anyone.

Anyway if that anon wants the source for this info (just use translator):
>http://games.tiscali.cz/prvni-dojmy/mass-effect-andromeda-dojmy-z-hrani-293649
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqwnP42cKZg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqwnP42cKZg
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>>170906239
It's disgusting and anti-consumer, but also standard practice in today's industry to have embargo a day or so before release. Not necessarily indicative of product quality
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Oh shit nigga, we got something new on the official account too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4vVN87hnYA

>>170907695
>>170907731
Jinxies. And what the fuck, another breathing mask?
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>>170907731
>being 30 seconds late
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>>170907731

> Jaals voice

I-I want to hear him purr
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>>170907695
>Breather
FUCK SAKE BIOWARE
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>>170906905
They'll just say it's bad regardless or like it at first and then say it's bad later
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> Jaals looking like he's going to introduce you to his whole extended family

Cute, I'm definitely looking forward to his open personality.
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Just as I thought, the Kett are the ones that get to play the cool evil colonizers enslaving the locals and we have to be the liberator buddies. PLAYER CHOICE BIOWARE GODDAMNIT.
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>>170907051
Performance
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>>170907837
>>170907695
>>170907731
>No Bigots allowed
what do they mean by this?
also scott again, think tumblr will finally explode?
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>>170907493
That preview wasn't so negative.
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>>170907731
>>170907695
So they wanted to make Garrus again with jaal? That's all I heard from that video.
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>>170907695
Dear God this narrator is fucking terrible
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>>170908173
Except for the eye thing they're nothing alike though.
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>>170907837
>that voice in the begging
fucking Luca Parmitano, i knew it
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>>170908106
It was pretty objective I think, that is why I like the server.

But as other anons, I'm not concerned about visuals, sound or voice acting, which are supposedly very good. I'm concerned about the game structure and concept and that is getting roasted.
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>>170908204
They sound really nervous.
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>>170908173

Seems like Jaal is going to be much more expressive.

IMO, it should be interesting, we haven't really had a race yet that is overtly emotional in a positive way.
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WHAT IS THAT
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>>170907695
oh, so he is a Thane and Javik rapebaby?
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>>170908063
And the one time FemRyder shows her ugly smug mug is during that scene whilr the rest of the video is Scott.

Pack it up boys, you're not getting that SquidSnake dick.
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>>170908204
>>170908279
It's the writer, the blonde lady that was on stage for the PAX panel.
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>can't give weapons to squadmates or change armor

Can't take my money then.
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>>170908279

Seems like someone just brought them in and asked them to do the narration without telling them beforehand or something
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>>170908105
Tumblr will already have a fit when they learn that you have to work with people you dont like sometimes, their safe space is irrelevant.
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>>170908525
I'll make sure to include this post in my daily list of things I do not care about
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>>170908525
WHO CARES
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>>170908614
>>170908645
Hello Mudasir and Salman
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>>170908525
Ok Anon, see you at launch.
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>>170908525
why would we care what you do with your money?
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> ywn be pulled into a bone crushing hug by Jaal

end me
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>Angara are very open with their emotions
>Jaal has living family he introduces you to
Yes!
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>>170908704
>hello [insert game dev name here]
IM SOO FUNNY HURR DURR, fuck off to reddit where people might care about you not pre-ordering it
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>>170899997
Yes, tested personally. But do not try to unlock the FPS in ME2 as listed in pcgamingwiki as it will make you hover in the air and get stuck very often.
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>>170908840
they literally all look the same
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>>170908840
>the identical twins in matching outfits

Angara are complete dweebs confirmed.
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>>170908817

I'm expecting the scene to just keep going as more and more of his family go through, full comedy style.
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>>170908840
They should have given the other females a different skin tone at the least. Unless they're all related I guess.
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>>170908840
Did they even try to make them look discernible?
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Where would be the cheapest place to order andromeda right now?
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>>170908939
>>170909039
>already forgetting every non-squadmate alien in the original trilogy
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Why do angarans remind me of the ayys from the movie Avatar so much? You think we can infiltrate their society and destroy them from within?
playing a false game and then destroy Jaals race right infront of his eyes.
watch him lose all hope as he collapses from pure agony and you end his pathetic life with a smile on your face while you shoot him in the back?
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>>170909083
Oneplay

Don't blame me if you get scammed though
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>>170909083
g2a, approx 45 usd/eur. you could get a key that doesnt work though.
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>>170908939

Eh, the mouth on the middle girl looks different than the other two, and the girl on the end looks like she has a thinner chin and lower eye ridges than the second last girl.
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>>170909123
autist get out
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>>170908840
are they able to go fast?
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>>170884153
I heard a rumor that some nude pictures of sisRyder and a few other fem chars will be getting leaked this week.
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>>170909083
cdkeys is the cheapest and it's the most reliable.
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>>170909083
GreenManGaming

>>170909271
oh jesus
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>Jaal and Scott do some Angara fist bump
>Sara is the one meeting his family
Hetero confirmed
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>>170909237
>moom look, I posted it again

>>170909290
my dad told me the same and he works at nintendo
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>>170909290

I heard a rumor that they'll literally show penetration and analingus.
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>>170908892
That's fine I'm on a lower end system.

Good heard allot of things about EGM and was hoping it especially worked.

Also that fucking pic is spot on.
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No bigots allowed FUCKING CIS WHITE MALES
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>>170909402
>>moom look, I posted it again
say hi to your mom from me anon :3
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>>170909123
In all seriousness there probably will be options that end in Angara being killed but it'll be framed as it being an accident, or a "I had no other choice" scenario. A genocide option is unlikely because Bioware doesn't really do things like that anymore.
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>>170909083
greenmangaming, it's the safes unless you buy directly from origin
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>>170909484

Nice meme, there.
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>>170909000
I was thinking the same thing Anon, i hope it goes on for comedic amount of time.
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>>170909484
No Scott/Jaal allowed either eh Bioware?
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>>170909484
Reeeee, Bioware for fucks sake.
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>>170909484
Anon if you're getting offended by the word bigot maybe you need to reevaluate your life.
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>reads BSN
>people are saying because the Angara are emotional and are open about it means he should be bi
That's not what bisexual means.
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>>170909663
>>170909484
why would you want bigots anyway? Why don't be nice to everyone?
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>>170909679
He was probably talking shit about humans or something. But be ready for SJW shit
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>>170909523
the trailer music, "I am human, dont blame me" suggests it.
It would be nice if we had the option to enslave them to buildt giant human worlds and cement our dominance in Andromeda, but Bioware is too PC for that. they are afraid it would trigger minorities that got colonized by ebil white man.
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Even - Scott
Odd - Sara
Zero - reroll
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>>170909751
>not liking bigotry is now sjw shit
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>>170909701

No, that IS how sexuality works. Just like Cora and Jack should AT LEAST be bi because of their haircuts, if not full-on lesbo.
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>>170909719
Everyone is slightly racist. Healthy suspicion is alright and justifiable
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>>170908519
>Scott one hole
>Sara two holes
With Jaals double snake dick it was obvious from the beginning boys.
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>>170909806
what did he mean by this?
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>>170909806
Even - paladin Scott
Odd - Evil Scott
Zero - reroll
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>>170909484
>no option to tell him his bigotry is welcome
BIOWARE
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>>170909792
You're such a fucking edgelord.
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>>170909865
They the SJW have completely devalued that word. It now apply to anyone who is against decency
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>>170909979
You know it's probably about his bigotry towards humans, right?
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>>170909945
Even - paladin Scott with default face
Odd - paladin Scott with custom Shepard look alike face
zero - random face
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>>170910008
Sure, anon. 'decency'
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>>170906112
Adept, Vanguard or Infiltrator.
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can I romance suvi?
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>>170909893
>not One Man DP for Scott
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>>170908892
Why is Vega so high? Is this just a big meme?
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>your alien boyfriend will never introduce you to his large and friendly family
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>>170910128
>le wrex is top 1
Of course this picture is just a big meme
>>
Why are we so sure Jaal is going to be straight anyway? It would be stupid as fuck to limit the only new alien race to one gender.
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>>170909986
Nigga, all I wanted in ME2/3 is build an Alliance with TIM but Bioware forced the evil indoctrinated servaant on me who needs to be shot.
this whole forced all species help each other is too naive and unrealistic for me, it feel artifical like a world consisting of bluepilled normies.
Cerberus was in stark contrast to it, but yeah, you had too shoot them because muh ebil indoctrinated servants.
Now Bioware has gone full SJW.
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So europe even gets fucked with the early access.

https://www.masseffect.com/news/mass-effect-game-editions

>EA Access and Origin Access members can begin their Play First Trial starting March 16 in North America and March 18 in Europe.
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>>170908525
>he actually preordered a videogame
Give suicide another chance.
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>>170910326
Embarrassing.
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>>170910040
so what, he has every right to be suspicious of us, should he welcome us with open arms and suck our anuses?
No, I want him to be distant and untrusting because it would make him look more respectable. I dont need another cocksucker on my team.
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>>170908614
>>170908645
>>170908728
>>170908730
>I earn a living defending EA games online because I can't do better in life.
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>>170910127
>Not DP for Sara with a dildo in the other hole.
Come on Anon, are you even trying?
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>>170910214

> You will never spend 10 minutes being introduced to the entirety of his extended family

Honestly though, Jaal looks pretty fun, I'm interested to see a race which is so open with their emotions in every way, seems like the Angara in general will be a lot of fun to be around.
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>>170910426
your existence, yes.
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>>170910317

Mainly it's just from early rumors and 'leaks'.

We really don't know at this point.
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>>170910442
>nigger from outer space
>not gay, romances sarah and cora
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>>170910317
Just from reading the BSN threads it comes from all the leaks about his romance are with Sara and the devs have dropped hints about her romancing him, but nothing about Scott. But Bioware's been pretty quiet about the gay stuff so I wouldn't be surprised if this falls under that too.
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>>170910446
sounds boring and annoying.
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>>170910406
fuck ea
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>>170910643
you sound boring and annoying
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>>170910317
Because of a leak with a degree of credibility to it and also that Bioware IS stupid as fuck but you know what?

If he ever turned out to swing both ways or not, I tip my cap to bioware for aggravating/trolling the shit out of fags (including me) who want him. And with very little and unintentional effort even.

The salt is incredible, even on my end because I want alien guys to romance, not Faggot Renly down in the hold.
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>>170910406
But why though

This is basically racist and textbook fascism
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>>170910406
Honestly, what is the logic behind decisions like this?
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>>170910738
you sound like you fit better in reddit.
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>>170910446
>a race which is so open with their emotions in every way
What the fuck does this even mean? Give an example or two.
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>>170910740
I mean Bioware has always been super weird about their gay romances.
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>>170910740

> I want alien guys to romance, not Faggot Renly down in the hold.

Not even a gay, but I really do feel bad for you guys if you end up only getting Gil as one of the 'main romances', that'd be a real kick in the balls.

I mean, Steve was okay, but I find it hard to believe that Bioware didn't see the lackluster reaction people had to him.
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>>170910740
>Here are some leaks that are probably not true so don't take them seriously!
>Bioware: yeah we don't plan on revealing the romances before the game comes out
>HOLY SHIT THESE LEAKS MUST BE REAL THAT'S WHY BIOWARE IS BEING SO QUIET

That's basically been the past two weeks.
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>>170910824
Maybe watch the fucking video they just released.
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>>170910916
Maybe he doesn't want spoilers. The description that anon provided sounds super fucking vague.
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>>170910862
Maybe they took the mostly positive reactions to Cullen and Josie's romances as a sign to try it again. Or they don't really care, because Cullen's popularity can be explained by the fact people had been waiting three games to fuck him.
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>>170910437
God i wish that i had a sweet deal like that Anon, but it sadly isn't so.
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>>170910830
They have and for mass effect it's ONLY been Humans like Cortez, Kaiden, Gil and some bi latino named Reyes.

But Turians, Salarians, Krogan, Drell, Potentially Angara and even that 1 night stand with Javik? Nope not allowed.

Maybe that'll change here but right now I doubt it because they've being awfully quiet on that subject. Not even a hint.
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>>170899625
He's straight too. Confirmed already to be a romance for sara.
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>>170884953
you know she's gonna die because they cant afford to keep her VO around
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>>170910883
Two weeks? Felt like a month.
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>>170910985
This.
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>>170910824

Is it that confusing? It just means they're generally more inclined to voice/convey their emotions about something than humans would.

Did you not watch the video? You can see how expressive they are to each other with that punch and hug shit, and from the lady's narration you can gather they're usually always that extreme in showing how they feel.
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>>170911103
Well the panic's been on a steady incline for awhile, it just hit overdrive around then.
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>>170911003
It's even worse that you do it for free. Many such cases. Sad!
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New thread where? This one is toxic.
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>>170910740
I'd rather play as Smilin' Sara and go for Liam, Jaal seems way to weird to have as a love interest. It's a shame that they've clearly put no effort into Gil.
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>>170908840

How tall are they compared to humans? They seem like they'd be perfect if they were 4 feet tall and had pipsqueak voices.
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>>170911221
Just dissolve in quiet, normie
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>>170910985
It does. From that description it sounds like the Anagarians are just whatever the fuck Starfire is. Starfire's alien race fucks. Alot. They're open and free with their emotions in that sense. If you like someone, you participate in coitus. Period. It's how they get down. Is Jaal like that? Just big floppy 6-headed space echidna cock for everyone?
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>>170911221
>toxic
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>>170911254
>Smilin Sara
Getting real hyped for that SaraH trailer
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>>170911289
Jaal's the second tallest squadmate after Vetra.
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>>170908840
They honestly look awful. Like something from out of Borderlands. Why the fuck are their shoulders so broad?
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>>170911284

From the looks of it, Jaals only around half a head taller than Scott, maybe even a bit less, and Sara's eyes just about meet up with his chin
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>>170911379
Meant for >>170911284
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>>170911462
>>170911462

They don't look like what you'd expect from a big burly species. But I guess that makes them a bit more interesting.
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I like Sara's face when Jaal introducing her to his family. You kinda see she's nervous lol
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>>170911591

I can see why they wouldn't want them to be overwhelmingly tall, but they still convey a lot of strength because of the wide set shoulders and general muscle mass.
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>>170912023
>Looks nervous
wat, she doesnt look anything
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>>170912023
That's the exact same face she pulled in the e3 trailer.
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>>170912023
you are one obnoxious biodrone.
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>>170912023
She looks like she wants to puke, also >nowy
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>>170912023

They're probably already a ways in to Jaal introducing his big ass family and Sara trying to remember all of their names in vain.
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>>170912023
That looks like her default expression, m8.
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>>170912023
She looks retarded
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>>170912326
that's her face all the game
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>>170912518
I'm aware
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So the Kett arrived from outside the galaxy too? Or out of nowhere at least, then subjugated species like the Angara who are resisting them. In comes humanity (and pals) who end up taking on the Kett and either defeating them or arriving at some sort of peace that liberates the friendly races and helps establish the newcomers in Andromeda and gives them a home.

Is that basically how it's going to go?
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New thread when?
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>>170912798
Or just outside the helius cluster, not necessarily a different galaxy
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IT'S UP!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqwnP42cKZg
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>>170912798
outside heleus cluster, but without the use of mass relays so they must have some pretty damned good ships.
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>>170912948
A little slow, m8
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>>170912948
good morning, nice of you to join us.

it's been posted.
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>>170911181
who said i did it at all. I dont have time to white knight this game. I was implying if i could get paid, i would do it.
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New thread

>>170913325
>>170913325
>>170913325
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>>170910406
What the fuck, we even have to wait til the 23rd for full release
why
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