/owg/ - Overwatch General

early edition

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Cheers, loves! The cavalry's here!

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>>170842263
Jamison Fawkes!

How long until orisa

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>>170842263
Best edition.

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>>170842263
>>170842287
>16 posts early to post his gay waifu
kys

>>170842356
that mouth is like scary big; how did that artist possibly think that looked half-decent?

Is there a waifu more mediocre than Pharah?

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wtf I'm a Lucio main now

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>>170842356
what's wrong with her FACE

I like roadhog

i wanna fuck mccree

IF YOUR GUN MAKES PEOPLE MOVE EVEN SLIGHTLY

STOP FUCKING SHOOTING PEOPLE I'VE EARTHSHATTERED

PLEASE

>>170842726
It's not only that, it's to make sure the tranny discord stays in the OP too

>>170839406
From what I played, Orisa has no trouble whatsoever hitting Junkrat gigantic critbox.

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jesse mccree

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Heroes hurt by Orisa being added and becoming a defacto meta tank:

>Reaper
Despite being a tank buster, Reaper's weapons are wholly less effective against a lot of armor. It takes 3 shots point blank (every pellet) to chew through 210 of Orisa's health because of damage reduction, and then another 2 to finish her off. However with her static shield she can not only mitigate part of reapers fire, she has on command Fortify that reduces those shots even more. So against an fortified full health Orisa, Reaper does 35 damage per shot, making him essentially useless for getting in to tank bust her, and making his disruption and healer pick game harder as she can actually attack while shielding unlike Rein. And worst of all HALT is the only ability to affect Wraith form, slowing and pulling it

>Mccree
Already a less efficient shieldbraker than 76, the fact that Orisa is immune to flashbang during fortify makes him at a major disadvantage. Even if he gets the first flash combo, she can both shield and fortify to mitigate and counter after the roll.

>Winston
His entire kit is useless against her. Armor already brings his damage down to 1.5 per round, and then down to 0.75 per round during fortify. His ult can't knock her back during fortify, and her hitscan chews through him after he splashes in to try and get a healer pick

>Mei
Another hard countered kit, even after getting past her shield, Fortify shuts down her M1 and Ult completely and makes her icicles do 37 damage.

Heroes gaining from this:

>76
Still best suppression fire shield piercer and long range in the game with burst options

>Sombra
She counters Orisas kit hard as hack is the only CC that bypasses fortify and without her abilities she nothing. Also her out can be hacked for its entire duration

>Junkrat
No self-damage junkrat can chip her healthpool and shields better than anyone else without fear. Because her hitbox usually floats outside of the shield, she almost always takes splash

Any others?

>>170841527
>McCree is bad
>Widow ult is bad

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>>170842263
best edition
B E S T

>>170843565
>tank meta
>imblying not dive comp, which was already beating tank meta

>>170843519
post more rare mccrees

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J'adore Amélie Lacroix.

>>170843565

Stop calling it a 'hitscan' when it's obviously a projectile.

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>enemy team tries dive comp after we wreck them with it
>we have a Zenyatta and Bastion
>he tears through their Winston in half a second

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>raindancer

Nice, here's hoping she gets something good in whatever event is next. If it follows the pattern we should be getting something next month.

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I want to hug a qt smug bleu.

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>>170843812
bet you haven't seen this one in a while

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What do you guys think of being able to see hacked healthpacks on PTR?

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>>170844038
>metacucks

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>>170844039
>those thick as fuck thighs and hips

>>170844226
It will help with anyone who doesn't know Health pack placement.

And help with people being able to see when a health pack is down before running to it.

So it's pretty nice.

coming here from /lolg/,

I've played enough to be around lvl 15 (not that much)

can anyone give me a quick rundown on the meta in lolbab terms?

>Soldier
>Better DPS than McCree
>more range
>movement options and self-heals
>significantly better ult
>difficulty: easy

>McCree
>precision needed to hit shots
>alt-fire is a yolo option for when genjis wont die or when reinhardt fills up your entire screen
>flashbang is useful for killing squishies or taking rein's shield down for .5 seconds if youre really close
>roll refills gun, move a slight distance
>ult is either suicide, wasted, or 1 kill everytime
>Difficulty: Hard

Great game design Blizzard
t. plat Mercy main

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I want to impregnate Fareeha Amari

when is orisa being added

why are they taking so long to implement ptr changes

>>170844226

Exactly what she needs to be a little more helpful.

>>170844426
bongo fumba bojongo merda chungo

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>>170844469
>eichenwalde
>suicide tier

spotted the sandnigger.

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>>170844226
Seems like a welcome addition. Some people still seem to have trouble remembering where they are anyways.

>>170844474
Most likely not until the 21st or 28th based on what they've said. She's had quite a few bugs so that's certainly one of the reasons.

>>170844426
Rein is a must. Ana is best healer. Lucio pairs well with Ana but zen can also be nice. Mercy is only good in lower ranks where poeple cant aim.

Bastion is pretty OP on defence. A good tracer or genji or pharah can kill him with some skill.

Soldier 76 is best DPS. Roadhog can one shot anyone who isn't a tank every 8 seconds.

>>170844467
>he literally believes that damage boosting Hanzo while when he ults boosts the ult's damage

>>170844426
Lucio dictates the meta since forever.

>>170844426

The meta currently revolves primarily around having the best tanks and the best healers, DPS isn't necessary unless of course you count Roadhog as a DPS hero.

So long as Ana remains strong tanks will rule the day.

I get potg every single time I play Zen, why is so easy to dominate with him?

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CUUUUUUUTE <3

>>170844442
Let's casually forget that he was the best DPS before S76 buff.

>>170844769
Thanks! Is D.VA any good or is she just a fan favorite? I like her kit a lot.

>>170843235
>Tranny discord
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
That discord is nothing but actual autists and underage redditfags

>>170842356
actually not just the face the foot is awful and the legs look like cardboard flat

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>attack on dorado.
>enemy team has a pretty solid lineup.
>reinhardt, zarya, ana, the usual barrier fun-time.
>they even have a hanzo that is actually good and instagibs anyone that touches the payload.
>my team is getting a bit ancy now.
>'you know, fuck this shit i want to have some fun.'
>switch over to junkrat.
>oh shit a non-meta pick, that's not gonna work out. right?
>start to absolutely shitstomp their entire team.
>casually walk the payload to the end without any contention again.
>beat them on the offence but i did switch over to mccree.

Who knew you could win if your own mind isn't so fucking confined to the notion of a meta and you have fun.

I missed you Junkrat, it's been so, so long.

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>lose 4 games in a row because you can't outheal memepickers and dogshit joke stacks "playing for fun" in comp

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>>170844467
>he LITERALLY believes that damage boosting Hanzo boosts his ult damage
Healsluts, everyone

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>>170845603
>i can't play anything besides my main, so it's my teams fault i lose games.

Sounds real fuckin' scrub over there, [spolier]t h i c c h e a l s l u t.[/spoiler]

>>170844426
Rein is Mao/Naut, everything else is Leona or s6 ADC

>>170845532
Junkrat is bad because he is full of huge flaws.
Ironically, meta heroes aren't good at exploiting his flaws. If the enemy team wasn't retarded, they would have countered you easily, but there is probably nothing to expect from players copying pros without even knowing why.
As someone who played Junkrat a lot, even Torbjörn is way better than him.

>>170844208
nope
more

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>>170844442
>Mercy main giving opinion on dps heroes

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>>170842263


bretty gud edition tbhfamalam

>>170842598
Gengu
McCree
Pharah
Reaper
Soldier
Sombrero
Woah there
Bastion
SCATTER
Junkrat
Mei
TorbjÖrn
Widow
dva
Rein
Hog
Zarya
Ana
Lucio
Fucking kill the whore
Currynigger
Zen

>>170845941
It's funny how sometimes picking an off-meta hero can fuck up the enemy team so badly because they just don't know how to respond.

>>170846132
You forgot Winston.

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>>170844353


DELET

>>170845607
When a Hanzo Ult's and you damage boost him
the fucking tick sounds are literally it telling you he's doing damage.

If you damage boost anybody those ticks are confirmation they're hitting shit.

>>170842598
genju
hol horse
arab
skeleton
soldier
sombra
turbodyke
robot
asshole
junkrat
CUNT
turbine
widowmaker
korean
rein
so sorry
muscle waifu
7 grand mom
i am de cinna-mon
connie maheshwaran
zenyatta

>>170845849

source.

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>>170846409
MAKE ME

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I solo'd to 3274 without a mic on
>Xbox
I'm afraid to play another game alone right now because my teams are still a random mess and I'm on a win streak. I only need 3-4 games for masters. Who wanna help

>>170846421
Don't bother arguing, he's obviously never played mercy and if he has he's special needs.

Alternately he thinks Hanzo's ult works like Torb or Sym's turrets which is even more retarded.

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What is this thing supposed to be?

Any Overwatch streamers that aren't dogshit on cam?

>>170846698
an upcoming hero, screencap this

>while being zapped by winston, you can't receive any heals

Would this make winston viable?

>>170846710
What is it with millennials and streamers?

>>170846698
Ferrofluid.

>>170846870
winston already is viable

When will Mercy be removed from the game? Tried of having Mercy shitters who got carried to Master on my team.

>>170842902
same

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>Tracer/Genji try getting into your backlines

>>170846890
I have socks older than millennials bro.

>>170846698
Bad Dragon's newest creation circa The Future

>>170846890
>>170847314
You're both most likely millennials too.

>>170846890
they're so conditioned to being cucked that they'd rather watch someone else play and be good at their games than try to become good themselves

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>>170847232
>enemy lucio harassing me in the backline while I'm mercy
>he's hoppin and boppin everywhere
>mfw try to use my peashooter to get at him because nobody else is bothering to and he's killing me

how do I sombra i want to git gud enough to use her in comp, currently 2800SR

feels like her gun is the biggest obstacle once you understand the basics

>>170847416
head along to /pol/ now

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Reminder to protect her smile.

>>170847416

What if I'm both good at the game and I enjoy watching streams?

>>170846698
It's ferrofluid you dumb asshole.

>>170847416
Watching someone much better than you can actually make you a better player since you see new ways to play a hero, new strategies etc, obviously it isn't going to help with mechanics but it can help with other things, also, people tend to watch streamers when they can't play themselves anyway (I usually watch while I eat).

>>170847563
kys /pol/ did nothin wrong.

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>when you're forced to rein

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Mercy buffs when?

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>>170847632
I will.

>>170846361
>You forgot Winston.
How embarrassing.

>>170847730
Did nothing wrong except start to leave their shit containment board when they became /r/thedonald you mean.

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>>170847416
>>170846890
>>170847314

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>>170847016
Never, I let you die on purpose to farm potg's.

I recently started playing Overwatch and I gotta give props to Blizzard, they've made a fun game. I don't know many game devs that would confidently stride into a completely new genre and knock it out of the park on their first try.

>>170846890

I put them on in the background while doing other things.

>Want to learn different heroes
>Can't play quick play because it's not serious
>Don't want to lose my competitive rank
What do you do

>>170847983
>actually do 1-2 person revives to help hold points or keep an attack up
>never get potg
>never get to see that cool intro
>except for one time a grandma nanoboosted me by mistake and i want hard as fuck with the peashooter

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>>170847751
Why can't he do more normal sized girls. Almost always with the hyper.

>>170848087
You do QP to learn reflexive things, like leading people as Pharah or knowing how far you can jump exactly with Rat's conc mine or the like.

Then you go into QP and pray you can pick up the rest and get carried by your teams while you do.

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Post Reaper and his adopted daughter Sombra

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>>170848265

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>Get on a good win streak in comp
>Simultaneously happy with my performance and scared that the streak is going to end and my SR will drop like a brick
fug

>plat
>nobody says hi over voice
>the moment the girl ana player does everyone speaks
>we end up rein/zary/hog/ana/zen/genji
>the genji wont switch because he wants to use his ult
>never uses it
>team cant deal with a single torb turret at the spawn and just beeline to the payload, feeding him molten core every push

fucking hell that felt PURE BRONZE. im never leaving plat

There needs to be some incentive to trick plebs into picking anything besides offense characters.

>>170846051
he's not wrong though. is there ever a reason to pick mcree over soldier other than countering tracer?

t. dps & tank main on gm

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MOST PURE COUPLE.

PLS BE CANON.

>>170848809
It's not canon and it never will be.

>>170845386
so an accurate representation of the general

>>170848485
>>team cant deal with a single torb turret at the spawn and just beeline to the payload, feeding him molten core every push
I've lost track of the number of times I've had this happen. The best is when they're all in voice chat but still keep going when you tell them to kill the fucking turret.

>>170848467
Hi Chu, how's it going?

Has anyone ever made a Quiz for Overwatch that is essentially multiple choice questions for each hero on what you should do in a specific situation as a specific hero?

I want to get my friend to do it so I don't have to tell him myself.

(for example, he always runs away from Junkrat's tire as a Soldier instead of just shooting and helix rocketing it).

>>170848485
and you're not any better than those players

>>170849180
if your friend lacks that basic level of decision-making capability, then there's no helping him.

>>170846580
I will

>kings row defense
>lucio gets picked by widow at the INSTANT the doors open
>they hard push
>entire team tilted due to his stupidity

How valid is the tactic of purposefully trying to make the enemy team mad and turning on eachother, thus making them play worse?

How could this strat be achieved?

>>170849502
What's your SR can I trust you to duo q

>>170849450
What's weird though is he isn't a "stupid" person or anything. It's someone I've known in real life since I was a child. When we play together I've said to him before "Oh next time you should do x instead of y" (Like the Junkrat thing) but then the next time, he still doesn't do it and I'm left scratching my head as to why. I lost a ton of sr when duoing with him.

>>170849868
Toss him into a dumpster fire. Brainlets need to be exterminated.

>>170849502
3171 and yes so long as your not an autist

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>>170848809
Cute!

>>170849786
Copy and pasting my comment:
3171 and yes so long as your not an autist

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This spray is incredibly cute and I'm very upset that I didn't get it during the event.

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>sisterfuckers shook as fuck itt

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>>170850336
What's better comtesse or huntress?

I like the purple comtesse more then huntress black but I don't like the wood comtesse has.

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>been placed play, then diamond these past two seasons
>do my placements for season 4
>get placed in gold
>now have to climb out of gold and play
>every game have to hear constant autistic whining over comes
>mfw no matter how fast I climb, it will never be fast enough

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>>170850336
Definitely my favorite but I would've liked the Huntress colors even more.

>>170850564
>shook as fuck
>shook
Who the fuck speaks like this?

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is there a name for the tilt you get after playing without a death for so long and then starting to die so much? it's getting fucking frustrating

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Less arguing about who is from /pol/ and more widowposting.

>post something about overwatch on my facebook
>nice girls that I wouldn't guess are playing games are starting arguing about tanks in the game

maybe
maybe blizzard is doing something right

>>170850795
What is it with millennials and tilting?

[Shitpost]

>>170848441
I bet gabe knits those sweaters himself. He's probably really tsundere. Hates everyone and everything, but if anyone is nice to him he will kill for them.

Just got Masters for the first time my dudes
Now what?

>>170850981
Overwatch is incredibly normie.

It's popular on tumblr and reddit. It's casual for anyone to get into but can maintain an illusion of pro level play. It has the money of Activision-Blizzard backing it. It appeals to NEETs with waifus as well.

My little brother asked me what Overwatch is about cause he overheard some girls talking about it in the hallways of his highschool.

Genji - Havoc DH
McCree - Fury Warrior
Pharah - Boomkin
Reaper - Blood DK
Solder - Feral druid
Sombra - Sub rogue
Tracer - Combat rogue
Bastion - Unholy DK
Hanzo - Survival hunter
Junkrat - Fire mage
Mei - Frost mage
Torb - Demo lock
Widow - MM hunter
D.Va - Guardian druid
Reinhardt - Prot paladin
Roadhog - Arms warrior
Winston - Prot warrior
Zarya - Shadow priest
Ana - Resto shammy
Lucio - Resto druid
Mercy - Holy priest
Symmetra - Disc priest
Zenyatta - MW monk

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>>170850963
Okay

>>170851334
How horrible that normal people enjoy a video game. Our secret underground mega-nerds-only club is forever ruined.

>>170851334
Who gives a fuck about normies bronze shitter

>play comp monday through thursday
>pretty solid matches, not a lot of raging
>try it friday-sunday
>constant raging, stomps, idiots

really activates my almonds

>>170851545
I think he meant it in a positive way

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Just waiting for that next skin. Surely she won't go another event without one.

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>>170851683
If she got a new skin what would you want to see?

I would like a pre-talon widowmaker skin, or a Bastille day skin with her in napoleonic soldier clothing.

>>170851683
It's been 3 events back to back

I think it's safe to assume Blizzard's forgotten about her.

Idea: if Ana can shoot her own biotic grenade while it's in the air it explodes and applies its effects in a 25 meter radius.

Thoughts?

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>>170851820
why this wasn't a skin i will never know

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>>170851965
It hurts. her skiing spray from the winter event would have been a decent skin too.

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>mods delete the posts
>don't ban the posters
Stupid hotpockets.

>>170851985
fuckin white people amirite?

>>170851965
Seems a little underwhelming for a skin imho. It's just a dress.

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>>170850963

>>170852098
You know what's a little underwhelming? 3 events with no skins. I'm pretty sure she's the only hero that hasn't gotten a new skin since summer games.

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bls

>tfw no femroadhog with a big squishy belly to kiss and love

why live

>>170852089
Is there anything that won't trigger you?
Also, since when is D.Va white?

>>170852223

Don't despair, brother. Blizzard has something huge planned for Bleu, I just know it.

>>170852108
Fat fetishists must be suffocated to death

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>its a hitscan lockers cant shoot pharah in plat and refuse to switch episode

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>>170842263
>mfw climbing as zen

I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY NICHE AND IT FEELS SO GOOD

>join discord
>can't post anything
help

>>170851985
To tell the truth

Orisa will probably fuck up somewhere (seriously, a shooting robot made by a 11 years old... would you trust something like that? she might be smart, but... still, 11 years old) and kill thousands by mistake

So give Efi a few years

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>>170852352
Well you aren't wrong.

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Uh oh anons! Zarya has max charge and she wants to know where her good skins are! What do you say to her? You've got 10 seconds before she melts you!

Can you imagine being like 13 or 14 years old nowadays, and you hear about this cool thing called Overwatch, your mom buys it for you with her credit card and you play for a little bit, it's pretty fun. You like the characters and the gameplay is smooth. Then one day you get the idea to check out the online community for this game, and you're thrown into a whirling cesspit of waifuism, fetishists, shipping, fanart, fanfics, and who knows what else.

It's like a one-way ticket to becoming a fucking loser anime nerd in high school.

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>>170852352
Hopefully. It would also be nice to have an event voice line that isn't just a respawn line with the first word removed.

Whats the deal with the influx of sub level 100 people who blatantly use aimbots lately? I just played in a low gold match on my alt account against a soldier with over 50% accuracy and in kill cams was blatantly just toggling between enemies.

>>170852968
Imagine playing LoL instead

Overwatch is still cool

>>170852968
Shipping fetishists waifuism and stuff are relegated to tumblr and 4chan.

Most normies would go on reddit or worse find a facebook group for overwatch.

>>170851820
Pre-blue or maybe something elegant. Wouldn't say no to a french maid outfit either but I don't really see that happening.

>>170844474
>>170844695

Blizzard updates consoles all on the same day because it costs a fuck ton of money to push updates (why even bother making a console version).

Diablo 3 s10 was delayed a week to start on the 28th and they said they wanted s10 to be on consoles so the OW PTR changes will also be released on that day.

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>>170853212
blizz will never have the balls to put this in as a skin.

feels bad.

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>>170850963
>widowposting
Why is she so perfect, lads?

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>>170852945

>>170851665
Hard to tell around here.

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>>170853373
Just for that, she's gonna make it a slow death.

>>170853212
Oh I would like to see some Widowmaker pre-Talon. That would be great.

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>>170853350
Many reasons.

She is deliciously smug.
She has a sad backstory that makes you want to hug her.
She has a sexy accent.
She has a cute face, especially her nose.
She has a great ass.
Her tits are the perfect size.

I don't care much for the blue skin.

>>170845323
Dva is mostly a fan favorite, her kit is actually relatively underpowered compared to the other tanks. However if you need to bully a widowmaker or eat a Pharah ult she's pretty good for it

>>170845323
She used to be good until Geoff got angry at her and gutted her.

>>170852945
Midnight

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>>170853350

Remember the best way to deal with fat fetishists is to ignore them.

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Why in damnation people are so inclined to attack Hanamura B from the narrow rightside stairs?

The objective best way to approach B is unironically the main gate.

>play comp
>your team doesnt have a reinhardt

why don't they just force every team to have a reinhardt at this point? It's already over if 1 team has one and the other doesn't, orisa won't change that.

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>>170853554
It could serve multiple purposes too. It'd give an official version of her normal hair and eye colors and if they did skin-specific lines they could add a bit of her pre-Talon personality.

>>170854201
Man i wish they did more skin specific lines.

In Heroes of the storm they have a few skins which change nearly every single voiceline.

>>170846132
Genji - Raiden
McCree - Mercer
Pharah - Pharah
Reaper - Reaper
Solder - 76
Sombra - The Sneaky Snek
Tracer - Tracer
Bastion - Beep Boop
Hanzo - Handsoap
Junkrat - Jamie
Mei - Mei
Torb - Toblerone
Widowmaker - Widow
D.Va - D.va
Reinhardt - Rein
Roadhog - Immortan Hog
Winston - Winston
Zarya - Stronk
Ana - Nana Ana
Lucio - Jet Set Radio
Mercy - Mercy
Symmetra - Symm
Zenyatta - Zenny

>>170854131
no single rein player in this game plays him voluntarily
it's an extreme form of stockholm syndrome
it's a defense mechanism for people who've been forced to play tanks and supports as last pick all 4 seasons

>>170854110
High ground offers a lot to whomever holds it.

>Fair waifu, shit hero edition

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>mfw King's Row Pharah

so many places to pop out from and ult people

so many ways to dive onto the Ana and Mercy

>get 2 good well coordinated teams in a row, work well together and win
>get uncoordinated retard team that trickles in

is this my penance for winning twice in a row?

thank god

>>170853669
She's also still good at shredding Roadhogs.

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r8 me

I don't join team chat and hide text chat every game so I can hear the mean words my teammates say

>>170854313
That would be great

>>170854829
winrate tho?

>Orisa about to shit on the balance of the game

Ebin.

>>170854992
Introducing a new hero always should be a disruptive event

>>170853758
The only correct answer, tbqhf.

Wish there were more. Maybe something that gave her a stalker looking exosuit sort of thing.

>>170850684

white people who pretend to be black people

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>>170854829

>>170854682
just make sure the hook's been baited first

Look at this team! We're gonna do great!

>lose

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>>170855508
you can do great and still lose

>>170852325

I remember seeing art of a female Roadhog and it looked really good.

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>>170855508

Speaking of Pharah

>Friend calls himself a Pharah God (used to just use Pro Pharah)
>Literal 50% win rate
>60% accuracy at best
>Shot down by enemy Pharahs constantly
>Runs away and spams the healing line as soon as he takes two bars of damage
>Gloats about POTGs where he killed two people with his ult (usually got a combo with Zarya of course)
>Constantly spamming shit about some Twitch streamer who's "one of the best Pharah's in the world." Looked him up, he's not even Top 500.
>Now won't play with anyone lower than 2000 SR

>His highest SR ever was 2800

This shouldn't bother me so much but it's gotten so fucking annoying.

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>"Jack, we already discussed this. Good boys who read there Quran verses get to have butt sex"

>>170855508
>No tanks
>You're the only healer
>All DPS except for the attack Symmetra
"L-look at this team!"

>>170855436
I wish

>>170855508
I always imagine him saying that with a sad smile on his face.

How many rank points do you usually get when you win at comp after the 10 placement matches?

why does this game punish you for winning?

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>>170855897
isn't ana and pharah jewish

Assault maps are the cancer of this game. Either redesign them or remove them entirely.

>>170855897
>Have Eye of Horus tattoos
>People still think Ana and Pharah are Muslims

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>plat mccree pickers

>>170856107
The poor map design in this game is the only thing holding it back from being great.

Prove me wrong.

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>4 loses
>4 wins
>2 draws

>fucking gold

>>170856248
I'm fine with Control and Hybrid maps. Escort can be either meh or great.

But fucking Assault maps, jesus christ, the second points especially can fuck themselves to death. Blizzard deliberately designed them to give the defenders every single possible advantage, the greatest of which being the attackers having to spend thirty seconds just getting to it.

>>170856248
More game modes would be nice considering certain maps have areas that go completely untouched because you're trying to stand on the payload/point.

Also get rid of the stupid system that says if you win the game faster than they do, you still have to take another point or it's a tie.

>>170854464
I play Rein voluntarily.
It's usually not long before someone asks me to switch though, since I just want to squash people with a hammer.

Remove reinhardt and roadhog

There this game has an interesting meta

>>170856392

>tfw 7-2-1 got me into plat

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>>170856605
>can you switch to rein?
>sure
>spend the game fishing for charge kills
>lol cant blame me i tried :)

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>y.. you will read those Quran verses I gave to if we do butt-stuff r..right?

>>170856074
>you can't carry 1v6
>this game is just a gamble at this point
said by aimbotcalvin, multiple 4500+ accounts

>>170856392
>try to lose all placement matches
>go 4-5-1
>win at match without even firing a shot

I bought Overwatch again, on a new PC, after trying it before on PS4 (and failing to play it well because, well, console aiming)

It's great.

But I still can't aim for shit. Especially with fast heroes like Tracer or Sombra. >:(

Also CTF is boring as shit. Why did they add that mode to arcade. It's not fun.

>>170856117
They're brown and from the Middle East. Of course they're Muslim

>>170856392
>10-0
>2485
placements are pretty shit, desu
they're based of last season's rank

>>170856117
>>170857001
Overwatch future is mostly bright and optimistic.

So of course there are no muslims there.

WHY DOES RIVET GUN RELOAD FOR AN HOUR

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Why is Ana such a bully?

>>170857064
I was plat last season, though.

>>170857001
Pharah is canadian

>>170857001
Their tattoos count as apostasy, meaning they would be killed. The lack of Islamic iconography is evidence of Islam simply not existing in the Overwatch universe, which is of course down to Blizzard not wanting the debate it'd bring in their game.

>>170856746
4-5 dps meta isn't interesting

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>>170856392
>2 wins
>6 loses
>2 draws
>fucking gold

>>170857193
I was plat too, but you probs got to gold in s3 placements so that's where you start

>>170847509
Just figure out her spray pattern

>>170857289
you're retarded if you think thats what the meta would be

>>170856392
>5 wins, 5 losses
>2010 SR (aka 10 above Silver)

This was last season, I shudder to think what I'll get this time.

>>170857268
Well, buddhism is the only major religion present in the game, right.

(And tbf it's mostly "buddhist" as in "how a random western dude imagines buddhism is like". But that still counts.)

Oh and some Hindu stuff with Symmetra, I forgot that

>>170857268
To be fair there's no evidence of any other religions still being around either, just Zenyatta and his whole iris stuff.

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>>170857308
Yes, but I was so close to plat after the placements the last time I thought I was going straight to plat this time.

>>170856746
>Remove reinhardt and roadhog
>indirectly buff snipers
Thanks

>>170857474
>rest of the tanks are free ult charge
>dva can't tank
>winston can't tank
>zarya can't tank
>only rein

4-5 dive comps with free reign on ult charges

>>170857115
Because it shoots for two

>>170856746
Welcome to CoDwatch.

>>170857615
>>170857670
>>170857721
thanks woodleague but you're fucking retarded

>>170857602
no luck anon, I was like you, but hey keep it up I got to diamond this season finally
now I'm at 3.3k with a 7 winstreak

>>170857546
Isn't Reinhardt's army considered crusaders?

>>170856746
>that actual DPS butthurt from getting hooked all the time

At what rank can you say you're good

>>170857780
>it's a league of legends player
i know you're used to them removing hero viability so you can play your babby's first moba, but this isn't riot

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>>170858008
On /owg/ or in general? Diamond was top 15% last season with all of 3k+ being just 8% if they went by current SR and not season high.

>>170858008
When you are a famous aimbotting streamer making the big bucks.

>>170858008
Good? Diamond.
Great? Master.
Pro? Grandmaster.
God? Or some other boastful title? Top 500.

>>170858008

50th percentile is something retarded like 2250, so you're above average higher than that.

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>win 2 games in a row, go on to lose 5 in a row

what have i done to deserve this

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>>170858416
How can you even score that low

>>170857804
Looks like a random knight's armor to me.

No crosses anywhere.

>>170858023
You know more about league of losers than me

so what does that say about you

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>Oasis
>"Hey lets all go to jumppad"
>"no just go straight to point"
>enemy soldier gets jumppad and thus highground uncontested
>lucio rides around the spire forever
>no one can chase lucio to kill him without getting soldier off highground
>this continues forever
>mfw this was 2-2 after we had come back 0-2

suffering. We had a leaver the first game too when we were at 99% and then lost the point.

>>170858593

Most players think this is an FPS.

>>170858701
>use league insult
>y-y-y-you are the one who is league player!
what a master ruseman

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>hanamura attack
>hanzo in the fuck hole left of the gate high up
>nobody but me bothers trying to kill him because the tiny tree in the way is enough to shut off their brain and go 'nobody could be there'

how are people so shit.

>>170859542
why didn't you say that to your team

>>170859682
I did. Multiple times. Text and voice.

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>>170857546
>>170857598
>>170858614

Mercy is literally dressed like an Angel, her first name is even Angela for fuck's sake

>Inner voice constantly telling me not to play comp today
>Do so anyway
>1st match is with a 3stack throwing
I wish I could refund this garbage

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>about to break diamond
>anubis
>get gold damage as rein on attack
>76 calls out mccree for afking even though he's shit too
>notice he's waiting to pick mccree until game warns him for inactivity so we lose first point
>proceeds to say he wants to preserve winrate on his main (Zenyatta) so he throws

Why the fuck do people like this exist, why.

>>170859832
Yeah, but it's not like she mentions god at all.

She borrows christian themes and imagery in the same way that Zenyatta borrows Buddhist themes and imagery.

Is it just me or are there A LOT more instalock dps who never switch this season? Obviously it's always been a common thing but for some reason it feels a lot worse now

>lose the same amount of SR as a close koth game that was 2-2 99%/99% as you do if you just got shitstomped 3-0

>>170859832
oh yeah, that's an Abrahamic thing, I forgot

although the Angela look is 100% christian

ok you are right

>>170858614
Have you seen the centre of his bloody shield?

>>170859832
Angels are not an exclusively Christian mythical creature

>>170860282
Yeah, but the classic Angel look is Christian

Since Judaism and Islam don't have pictures, mostly

>>170860143
lmao you didn't think your performance mattered did you?

>>170860143
This. SR should be based on your performance during the match, with a small modifier based on win/loss. If you spend 75% of a match on fire and the rest of your team is garbage trash that shouldn't fuck you.

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>>170860430
Angelas look more updated to be more accurate to angels when

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>play hanjo
>have an outstanding match with 45%~ accuracy and gold in everything I can get gold in
>even was a point where I 1v4'd a push on point A with 4 head shots in a row
>check chat
>see this

life as a hanjo main

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Blizzard fucked up. Most people want to play DPS, whereas not that many people want to play tanks(with Roadhog, who's a glorified dps, being the most popular) and even fewer want to play healer.

Making 2/3's of the team have to play something they don't necessarily want to just for the sake of "good teamcomp" is frustrating. It also doesn't help that half the roster is dps heroes as opposed to one quarter tanks and one quarter healers.

Tanks are forgivable addition but adding healers to the game was a mistake since the amount of people who have to begrudgingly play them because they're so essential far outweigh the people who genuinely want to play them.

>>170860790
you must perform as well as seagull or you're a shit hanzo

>gain almost 500SR in a couple of days
>winning most games, climbing easy
>starting to plateau
oh uhhhhh

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>>170856117
>>170857268
Tattoos in most Muslim countries today are frowned upon, but not forbidden. And even in Iran, where it is actually illegal, you won't be executed for it, you'll get either prison time or lashings.

In Egypt in particular it's not explicitly illegal, although I've read numerous accounts about how difficult it is to open a tattoo parlor there today. The government doesn't issue licenses for them and having equipment shipped in often gets stopped by customs.

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>>170861005
It hurts how true that is, I had a guy tell me that I'm an awful hanzo is I can't maintain a 70% accuracy rating

just a warning to everyone, don't play 500% everything with no cooldowns and shit
i played for 6 hours yesterday and broke my wrist spamming all them keys

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reminder

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>multiple matches in a row where I'm on fire for 50%+ of it as Mercy
>team manages to throw every single one down the shitter for one reason or another
>constantly just watching SR decrease

>>170861013
I gained 600sr for my brother from 1900 to 2520 in one day playing tracer. I had no idea people in gold played so bad. If anyone here is gold, just learn tracer. You'll get 50+ kills every game. Fuck playing a healer, it's pointless, TRACER ONLY GET KILLS

>>170861165
It's not that they have tattoos, it's what they have tattoos of.
A Muslim getting a tattoo of an icon that belongs to another religion? That's death.

>>170860113
probably a meme that you can only carry as DPS. Even though Zarya and Zen are strong "carry" heroes.

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>>170861335
support lyfe

>>170861368
sounds like good advice buddy
>blink into walls
>blink off ledge
>recall
>walk off ledge
>silver aim gets me approximately .5 ults per round

>>170861527
>lucio climbs ranks as good as walls
you mean mercy lyfe

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that are having trouble reaching 3000+SR yet have invested hours upon hours in the game

>>170857092
But that's not diverse enough.

More likely is that Islam has undergone a major reformation and mellowed out a lot.

>>170860113
Watch any youtube video about "how to carry" or "how to climb in competitive" and almost every one of those idiots is saying the same "JUST PICK DPS TO CARRY LOL"shit which means that those faggots who think they're in "elo hell" and are being held back by bad teammates are just going to stubbornly pick dps because they think it'll let them carry their teams because they're so superior.

Then they'll think "BUT I'M GOLD DAMAGE/ELIMINATIONS" like that means something when you just played dps all game.

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>>170861335
>Rez my entire team on the payload
>Tracer attaches a pulse bomb to our Rein
>He charges into the hallway I ran into and we both die
>Watch the rest of my team get soloed by a Symmetra

>>170861458
I'd say Ana and Roadhog are the best for carrying but those two are good too.

>>170861527
I wish I could aim or something so I could play 76.

>>170861870
Can't believe people still don't know that the real carry heroes are zarya/roadhog

>>170861562
Practice you noob, watch good tracers. She's literally OP at low levels. Everyone is oblivious. Healers are free kills, tanks will go away from their team to 1v1 you. Roadhog is also pretty strong if you're a lazy cunt

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>>170860790
>play Sombra
>everything I do is scrutinized heavily
>everything bad that happens is my fault
>every emp that didn't get 4+ kills is a failure
>I "should switch" even though our other DPS dies every single fight
>I never hack enough healthpacks

I just laugh, fuck metacucks.

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>pop bubble as Zarya to knick some charge as I peak from rein shield
>enemy hog detected
>use my M1 on him to get about 5% ult
>he M2s my bubble, hooks me, and then one shots me from 350 hp

B A L A N C E D

>>170862113
press q

Orisa is out lads, restart your clients