sc2

janny bitch

star craft

kierkegard

lucky theres a family guy

gook

>>170838237
gook op appriciated

hima is gay lol

lucky theres a man who

i have a feeling they're gonna get rid of us soon
we need a meeting spot for when it happens....

lets create a sc2 spinoff

positively can do

if we go offline, meet up in the rhythm games general on /jp/

so we can plot our next move

all the things that make us

it was definitely that elroy that snooped around, asking if "Anyone want to talk about SC2?".....

he was ignored and took his anger to jan....

laugh and cry

we should steal the source code from himasugi like true haxors

getting a bit tired of jannys behaviour lads
*cracks knuckles*

*slams head on desk* im fucking angry

bought a gun like my idol destiny

*slams a tasty treat in my mouth* i feel a lot better actually

*accidentally shoots self in face* woops heh this thing is dangerous

what's wrong with maru??

who or what is a maru lmfao

*practices hoop rolling*

just noticed nobody has consecrated this thread yet...

if we go offline we'll go back to shitting up /v/ just like the old days

chickenmaru~!

my dad is making beef stew for dinner. we eat all our meals together. really excited

what the flip is maru

that sounds nice

whats a teenbro

*posts a picture*

my parents are going to mexico on saturday... the house to myself for a week
kinda nervous actually

this time machine only has enough juice for one round trip...
*goes back in time and shakes hitlers hand*

mom just came into my room and told me one of my friends from hs got engaged trying to make me feel bad lol

i was doing alright in hs but then :/

ive been a failure since middle school

cant get married if i never speak to a girl

im spending my life watching it go by and watching other people play games

man. i hope the second half of my life picks up
*doesnt do anything to change*

everything would pick up for me if the government would give me 2k a month

seulgi

everything would pick up for me if i could just charm a gook

alright gonna go eat beef stew with my dad

let's be nice and positive in this thread

File: 1477090074660.png (57KB, 414x431px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 414x431px

>>170841314
good thinking!

just hit dia bois

in league of course

lego legens?
who plays that shitty gaem

a lot of people

its kinda the most popular game in the world lol?

heh just got 2 40oz of 8.1% crap for 8.99

isnt overwatch more popular in gookland?

File: 1375870022599.jpg (99KB, 461x500px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 461x500px

>A MULLET

nobody plys overwatch

>a badass in a metal band

i wish 4chan was center screen
the left is a really gay place to look

>>170842821
>>170843080
zombie stop this...

>>170843080
viking

overwatch makes me a very angry man

>>>/v/370251143

back from eating beef stew with my dad. it was really good

did you suck him off this time

traprapunzel..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfUJYS5VgME&feature=youtu.be&t=62

no i just said thanks. thats all that is needed

78 degrees.. my dad still wont turn on the air conditioning..

he spends his whole day in a nice air conditioned area at other peoples houses yet im stuck at home sweating all day

actually yeah i sucked him off

we have odd relationships with out fathers here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1VileCB_Q4
this is a video of me relaxing in my house

remmember that polynesian tribe that htinks that in order for a young boy to become a man he has to drink the cum of all the other men in the tribe for like years?

imagine being a member of that tribe lol

started watchin a movie called kshop cuz i thought it would be something about korean girls and well...

>A kebab shop owner's son, Salah, turns vigilante after his father's death in an effort to clean up the relentless onslaught of boozed up thrill seekers waging war on his doorstep.

>>170844170
wtf

downtempo break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6QCPuJRS-4

>>170844165
is this a cursed video

>>170844595
no its just me relaxing

how do i tuyrn my knowledge of crime statistics as they relate to race into something that will attract me a asian girl

i guess i could get drunk again tonight...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ9qmpWlLL8

>>170844796
lol

new holly throsby album...

>>170844767
we are drinking

>>170844796
ohohohohohehehehaha

stop posting cursed vids please

haha remember the good ol days :)

>>170844927
a month of all-consuming addiction towards certain new game releases followed by 11 months of hollow depresion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRvvAitOhCM
i have many cursed videos so you better not insult more or its gonna cost ya!

ah yes...i do
*cracks open a cold one*

did a really big sneeze and my balls shriveled a little bit

im sorry, i think we need a break

>>170845318
break this

*listens to tartini's devil's trill sonata while watching a stinker eat*
this is decadence. the summum luxurium. babylon reborn

look upon my leisure ye would be slackers, and despair

*jerks off to that stinker*

mommys wine...

*dines at the outback steakhouse*

>>170845397
well i didnt understand most of this post but im jealous fuck you

when he's there, he's family

>>170845682
envy me

>>170845630
put it back dude

>>170845672
a premium meal for a medium price....

>>170845837
no cold ones or vod.... i have no choice...

>>170845929
argh! what if she wants to drink some wine!

mommys wine is not your wine

stop this.

>>170845508
gonna +1 this because 4chan x really makes links and embeds super convenient

uhhh^ ????

p-persona

im back guys

>>170846352
welcome back dude i missed you

hugs and kisses :D

*blocks side of mouth with hand and looks back at the camera*
i didnt really miss him

i can imagine getting a gf and it ends up being awful because now you cant do what you want all the time..

mook

i want to sleep until next friday x_x

word that's the thing keeping us from having gfs

i had a long distance relationship and it was so boring but at least i saw her boobs

if what u want to do all the time isnt spend every second with ur gf then u dont want one bad enough squirt

anis...

i can do whatever i want right now but i just sit here :/

remember when two people would post similar things at the same time and we would post crying laughing face and yell mooooot

i never did that ever

>>170846658
mooot

goooook

Oh no! A strange man approaches you and asks if you want free rare physical copies of old video games.

Do you go with him?

tel'avivsion

File: 1488347565779.png (75KB, 380x296px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 380x296px

>>170846825

>>170846658
i miss it
life was better in old times

gook night

a constant state of want

what the frick they charge a dollar at the gas station to use the air for 5 minutes

gonna eat again lol

>>170847151
sounds like a good deal to me

i sexually identify as an outdated meme

with your dad?

cash me ousside

>>170847210
no it fricken sucks back in the day the air pump was free

>>170847151
free market u commie fucking bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

free air? sounds too good to be true man

actually we don't have a car here so we don't know what you're talking about

car? i just suck on the air lol

yeah hello id like 5 minutes of air along with my ice soup if i could please

nothing is truly free, not even air *holds breath*

is it 7 or 6 im so freaking LOST what is this time switching business fuck!!!!!!!

>>170847625
word we dont even have a license at 26

>>170847709
its p cool no? you are LITERALLY time traveling

>>170847712
had to get one last year cuz my mom forced me to -__-
have driven like three times...

our mom drives us around...

*moves the hour ahead 2 hours*
somebody stop me

so ive been starting to refer to the shits ive been taking as sludge. so when i go to the bathroom im getting rid of all the sludge out of my stomach

took a bbc sized sludge

File: BristolStoolChart.png (418KB, 1025x617px) Image search: [Google]

418KB, 1025x617px

>>170847919
please refer to the bristol stool chart

>>170846895
i'm a big fan of names like Tel Aviv after Morrowind

gonna move 1 year ahead

shit grosses me out idk call me a girl if u want

>>170848012
my only morrowind char was an unarmed nigga with restoration
it was so friggan OP cuz once your hand to hand was high enough u just punch someone like 2 times and they fall over and cant do SHIT

i mean if you really think about it....
twitch kinda just turned back into justin.tv with this dumb irl bullshit
why did they even bother

girl

>>170848160
i could never do that
fist characters are utterly uninteresting to me
gotta be a sword in there somewhere

no one could have predicted niggers owuld be bored enoguh to watch girls and even sometimes guys talk to people that give them money for 4 hours

>>170848120
no same here i tune out and hide all the posts about shitting
fuck that guy

>>170847625
wrong we all leased tesla 6 months ago

we played a mage and made int potions here

watchin that movie get out
its about a nigger and his white gf...
wow where have i seen that before hollywood
oh yeah in every movie ever fuckin idiots

>>170848164
the difference is that now we have ice poseidon kids spamming every chat
i hate it!!!

>>170848164
idk lol
twitch used to be about games not epic personalities and begging for donations

got about 30 minutes into conan the barbarian before i fell asleep

remember when destiny refused to make donations a part of his stream lmao
then he caved like a lil bitch cuz hes a fuckin jew and saw how much money he was missin out on
ARGH

thanks for the sub jafoosem welcome to the gangway watch ur step

bellasariobusaur back with the 4 months love ya senpai

tingy_axelhalf12 with the five dollar donation thanks buddy he asks are you planning on going to pax this week? nah man im just gonna game it up here haha!

repeat for the next 20 minutes while afk in the game menu not even in queue

>>170848492
holy shit i remember lol
fucking dumb libshit

>>170848418
i dread to see how the gaming """"community"""" will progress

we're day9 fans around here
never had paypals, he only recently caved into bits

word we like day9 he only scams developers and tournament organizers and lies about his one win that happened in a south american LAN that nobody else went to and ended with a dramatic beach walk that also never happened

fact is
if you dont like it
dont watch it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
if a stream is getting thousands of views then obviously theres a community and market for it... even if u hate it......

*yawns*
post about something else

>hurr dust idnore it hurr dont ever comment on anything wrong with anything ever just let the wounds of society fester and overrun anything decent without even a word of protest DURRR

>>170848962
+1 for the message
-1 for the greening

>my opinion is the only thing that matters and if i disagree with something its WRONG

im just waiting for the day my mom or dad asks me what or how im going to take care of them when theyre older

im just going to say "im going to do what you did for me growing up, il get you fast food twice a week and then leave you alone and let you sit around doing nothing the rest of the time"

people who disagree with me should honestly be killed
poor people too

>>170848837
nice reddit emote you dumb retard nigger

>hurr durr every thing is equal durrrp

>>170849154
a god

>turns back time just to go back to the future

>>170849154
freaking based

have you still not grown out of the gaming community thing lol
there isn't even a thing as the gaming community that's like saying there's a facebook community

>>170849187
you would know :^)

guess il have spaghetti again...

>>170849235
suck my dick libnorm gaming is our community

>>170849318
spaghetti + ketchup + mayo is fucking goat food

as if i give a fuck dude i got out of the whole twitch thing a while ago... more into ita stuff and running my comm now

board game comm

>why do u care about the gamin community instead of not like i do
>cuz x x x
>lol i dont care
epic convo bro :D

the only streamers I care about are tingting and chess network

look at this mad greentexting nigger lmfao
keep going dude we're taking you seriously :)

170849639
getting second hand cringe from this redit user

anyone for some late night gta v races?

>>170849772
invite

>>170849772
no mom says i can only use pc till 10 pm
monday tomorrow :/

>>170849154
+1

i dont get it man why do you think gta v is for kids
its a good ass game and online is a fuckin time

>>170849772
cant i have geometry homework due...

bro im in a cod challenge lobby im not playin gta rn

>>170849772
i uninstalled because it takes a huge 90 GB of space or some shit... and the singleplayer was too terrible to continue with le random goofy plots

yeah cuz storage space is such a fuckin issue in 2017

i liked driving over people on the beach :3
especially big boobie girls :3

File: 1436953327183.png (113KB, 312x220px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 312x220px

>>170849772
>>170849793
>>170849854
>>170849865
>>170849956
>>170849968
>>170850014
>>170850046
None of these posts are related to Starcraft II.

didnt get any :(

>>170850269
same :/

someone replying to my post about my parents got a you but i didnt even get one...

starcraft II is blocked in my country (congo-brazzaville)

we play brood war around here

didn't get one either...

just realized i kinda got a lazy eye thing goin on... not that bad but yeh

but who got the remaining 5 O_o

1 here

gonna be honest man you guys are lucky this is anonymous

>lucky
if it wasn't anonymous we wouldn't be here you stupid fucking RETARD

yeah i guess that does make me a retard huh
fuck

>>170850770
>>170850572
i advocate for forced tripping in /vg/ because of /vg/ culture and would be here even more because

>>170850882
i advocate for forcing my dick in your mouth you dumb shit

>>170850227
nice star craft 2 related post baby dude

>>170850964
+1

why so serious?

shart crap poo

whats the difference between proficiency and efficiency

>>170850964
omo.... do me first...

my comm just held a vote to kick me out
7-3 nay, still in the gang although im a little bitter right now

>>170851070
define them

>>170851287
theyre the same thing

>>170851276
you should get your besties and teach those 3 a lesson

>>170851346
no they arent

>>170851380
2 of the 3 are elder members though....

im gonna shut my mouth and be a good little ita

just spat on my screen and now there's going to be smudges there FOREVER because i am so bad at getting them off

>>170851276
plenty of room in the london comm... one of the biggest too
just sayin :D

just broke my desk with my fucking head!!!!!!

>:D

>>170851557
:D

.....i cant be talking about this right now, these bitches lurking....

i spit on my screen to get it "ready"

not gonna name any names because i know a few of the itas from my comm lurk here but...

1 :\

0 (i was at the grocery store)

our moms buy our groceries here

word

havent left the house or made any of my own meals for the past 9 months
running out of excuses for why i cant find a job honestly

lets see those march madness brackets

>>170852212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FH7IC-AK-s

>>170852167
was your last excuse that you were pregnant haha guess you can't use that now huh?

define comm

define itas

>>170852263
what are you TALKING about dude
argh

File: 20170312_202203.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x1836px

'ger, 'tots and ab eer

well im definitely not listening to that

>>170852369
(you)

>>170852369
post your dirty desk

cant wait to eat brekkie with my dad in the morning...

cant wait for my dad to go to work at 10am tomorrow so i can blast the air conditioning

stop running the ac DUDE it costs hella money!!

i hate when musicians have live concerts on weeknights like people dont have to go to work the next morning

cant wait for my dad to go to work and my mom to stay at home and i argue with her all day about how useless i am

can't wait to die

also cant wait to snuggle up in bed and watch youtube until 5am on my ipad

cant wait to go to work tomorrow at 9:30 /s

man i needa get one of them flippan ipads... they look sweet as hell dude!!!

>>170853245
nope

>>170853179
what's good to watch?

what does /s mean

>>170853601
hes probably gonna be watching his dumb chess shit

It stands for sarcasm. Written word can be hard to interpet and some people just don't understand sometimes, so people put /s at the end of a sentence so people know they were not really saying what they were saying.

>>170853649
shorthand for secret

>>170853601
dunno but i got a week to catch up on

cinemasscre james and mike monday..
looks like red letter media uploaded something too... but i don't think it's a best of the worst..
maybe my fave lesser known lp'ers uploaded some stuff...

the fuck

wonder woman...

>>170853601
terry
https://youtu.be/SEzmiC_85Vk

>>170853601
i like watching the 8bit guy and his other channel 8bit keys

>>170853870
his voice is so fucking horrible

youtubenorms

>>170853947
yeah but his vids are interesting
also i love retro keyboards

we dont drink not your fathers ginger ale here

im gonna watch yugioh 5ds

>>170854367
wtf 0_0

good night cuties

>>170854625
gnight

ugh i dont fit in anywhere

there was seriously like a piece of glue or tape or something on the bottom of my mouse causing it to get stuck on my mousepad

nothing some sandpaper and rubbing alcohol cant handle

>>170855004
dont forget your glock, m&ms, and vice

>>170855004
man fuck you little bitch suck my cock

>>170854937
same im miserable

>>170854937
i thought i fit in here but then these normals started talking about their jobs and their friends or whatever

new episode of family guy in 2 minutes on fox

>>170855523
fuck yeah dude benn watchin season 15
its good

i always thought it was weird how day9 and ffstv call their streams "shows"

dance,
i wanna put you in a trance

family guy, ipads, friends

someones playing a joke on us....might be a hima.....

i wish i had the drive to do something great

mother nature gifted me with an intelligent mind, an agile body and an attractive face

yet i sit around and waste away like the pig i really am

>intelligent mind
prove it
>agile body
omo prove it
>attractive face
lol yeah right kid

>>170855737
ur dumb fat and ugly kid

yeah i have an agile body too

wouldnt mind seeing these masters of agility fuck each other....

i have a degree
i can run 100m in 12 seconds
i'm an 8/10 caucasian male

terrorism

*falls asleep*
what are you going to do to me while im sleeping...

hmmm
i think im sick of you people

>>170856369
tuck you in and prepare the ingredients for breakfast tomorrow

>you people
it's just me and you buddyboy

wish i had a good relationship with my dad
ARGH

wish i had an alive dad lol
maybe then i wouldn't be such a failure

im just gonna dedicate myself to playing a video game
until i decide that you people are worth talking to again

go to hima vgnorm

>friday, about 6pm
>in room, browsing /hima/ and playing kancolle as usual
>dad comes in
>"hey buddy, have any plans for the weekend?"
>"not really, no."
>"why don't you go out with some friends? It's a nice night."
>conversation continues for another five minutes
>dad asks about girls and my "friends"
>i try to dodge around admitting I have no friends and have no experience with girls
>but he knows
>"ok buddy, just let me know if you ever want a ride somewhere, or you can borrow my car any time you want."
>pats me on the shoulder and leaves
>i get back to kancolle
>after a few minutes, feel thirsty
>no drinks in my room
>venture out of my room and go to the kitchen
>hear my father in the living room, crying
>look around the corner
>he's looking through photo albums at pictures of me
>"hey dad."
>he looks up, trying to hide that he was crying
>"i'm going out with some friends, can I still borrow the car?"
>he smiles the happiest smile I have seen in years
>"sure thing buddy."
>he gets up and hugs me, tears in his eyes
>i get dressed, get in the car and leave
>i drive to an empty parking lot in an industrial area
>i go to sleep in the back seat
>return home the next morning
>pretend I was out with friends all night
>dad hugs me again

i remember reading that on fit
stupid pasta norm

not reading all that

im going to get a mundane job but work really hard and get noticed
then work my way higher

i think this is the best way to live

people who are all over themselves about working for themselves.. living life by their rules..
i think they are wrong.
everyone at the top worked for/with someone to get there.
no one who went it alone and lived the perfect life got to the top.

*acts normal*

>>170857128
you lost me at "work really hard"

*makes a youtube account with an anime girl wearing a fedora display picture*
heh, time to debate.

i work very hard and have yet to receive a single promotion or substantial raise

been there 6 years

>>170857128
>im going to get a mundane job but work really hard and get noticed
>then work my way higher
that's not how it works

>>170857264
lol

>>170857254
don't we all work really hard already.
constant posting in scv.
this is no harder than any other job.
sure we'd have to go outside and wake up early.
but the satisfaction of a promotion.
the satisfaction of telling your parents that you're moving to the big city.
finding a nice girl who likes listening to your stories of work.
who you met on a business trip to japan.

i think this would be a nice life, even if it is a bit harder than what i currently do.

your own flat. it isn't the best, but a place for his own. what more could a single man ask for?

sigh...... this neet life is really dragging me down

sigh....

the grass is always greener on the other side

first sc2 trip
beat you guys lol

filtered

filtered

>>170857323
>>170857335
maybe you should look for a different job then

2nd

>>170857128
yeah but i know id hate it and would want to suit everything to be a meet again
its like eating the forbidden apple you know you can't go back after learning the truth

>>170858158
do you know how long it took me to get used to the idiots freakin idiots i work with now?
not doing that again

fuck you janny you little bitch stop giving me warnings *whips out pippeli*

>>170858345
think of your future..

https://clips.twitch
.tv/ArbitraryFunSandstormStrawBeary

INCEST
N
C
E
S
T

>>170858485
lol

>>170858485
someday incest might become legal
i look forward to the day that it isn't taboo

>>170858664
word

feels like ive typed nigger enough this week end im taking a break

we call them coons here

bonita bunda....

i cant recommend incense enough
seriously changed my life and made my room not smell like dried cum and dirty clothes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZVqh-JC4FQ
cursed video

>>170858950
i wanted to try some for quite a long time now actually
i like the smoke that comes out, it looks really calming and the smell is a bonus

where do u get ur incense?
what scent isnt overwhelming for a smallish room....

i used to have incense but the scent was far too strong for my small room

>>170859227
headshops will usually have a wide array of incense. i just grabbed a bunch to sample so i could see which one i liked best
you could probably just ask the person working there to recommend you some

>>170859467
nevermind

A head shop is a retail outlet specializing in paraphernalia used for consumption of cannabis and tobacco and items related to cannabis culture and related countercultures
uhhhh yeah count me out lol

you only notice the incense when you leave and reenter the room anyway

im just gonna buy some on amazon

this is seriously fucking good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSuYuPz0dlU
cant believe theres 6 hours of music of this quality

>>170859767
holy crap look at that butt

nuckledu vs tokido....

>>170859829
there is no butt in that pic >_<
but there are legs and damn are they 10/10 legs, couldnt be more perfect

File: 2b.png (387KB, 906x568px) Image search: [Google]

387KB, 906x568px

....2b booty....

>>170859767
gonna listen to this for the next 6 hrs

>>170860160
ohh the thumbnail is different
weird i dont remember clicking on a thumb that looked like that

>>170860216
im 30 mins in and its fucking amazing
im seriously considering falling asleep to this

>>170860160
i fixed my controller. should i get nier or kingdom hearts

>>170860428
kingdom hearts 3 isnt gonna come out for another 5 years,
i think you should get nier...

>>170860428
nier

2b's wet butt

>>170860615
kingdom hearts 1.5 + 2.5 remix is coming out soon and it's 60fps kh...

isnt kingdom hearts a kids game

>>170860987

pedophobe detected

its a disney game and disney is for kids so yea

>>170861182
p sure theres donald duck and mickey mouse in and they fight with big keys or some shit like that
sounds like a kids game to me

>>170860987
it's a final fantasy X disney crossover

and yea i played it when i was a kid so you could call it a kid's game

but it has the best combat out of any action rpg so there's that

so a game with hot robot with amazing legs and hot butt on one end
and a kids game on the other

hmmmmmmm tough choice tough choice

>>170854545
i gotcha good didnt i

cant wait to work up the courage to sort myself out

i hate onions

hi im fartmaster
i supervise all things farting around here

>>170861771
supervise this
*farts*

*supervises it*
too easy kid

>>170861862
*grabs your ass*
this ass does not have the appropriate paperwork to pass gas around here im afraid ill have to plug it

yea i'll get kh remix and wait for nier to get cracked

can't even beat stockfish 2

>>170862513
>tfw on the stage behind soda/energy drinks
adderall

someone redpill me on sonic
i literally dont get those games
i know the gotta go fast meme, but whenever i watch people play the game they dont really go fast at all

just play the game underage bro

>>170862513
what about just sweetened ice coffee

chamomile tea....

ugh vaporwave is mainstream now

>>170865315
yeah for the past 2 years lol

only the lo-fi hip hop kind that you find on youtube videos with anime pictures, which isnt really vaporwave anyways

>>170865465
i mean really normie mainstream

teh new daft punk weeknd song ughhhh

it's really catchy tho desu

>desu

*filters that guy*
*unfilters him to see if he replied to me*
*filters him again*

thats just future funk, they're about 3 years late on that one
its been popular for years

when i start hearing 32 minute new age ambient tracks on the radio i'll ditch vaporwave for good

xian...

https://youtu.be/MH3xk9Elz1Y
is this future funk? i love this shit

what the heck is new age ambient

*sips*

lean

we're drunk

*somersaults into the fetal position and just sort of lays there*

shouldnt have taken that 10pm nap
i napped for 2 hours and now it half 5 am and im not tired at all
fuck

its 4.30 am and im on america server playing arcade all night again..

its actually 10:37pm you idiot

destiny is arguing with jontron on twitter and trying to debate him lol
jontron is actually based as hell

dont care about your eceleb shit

why do time zones even exist lmao

been reading steins;gate on my vita for the past 3 hours...

id buy a vita if the memory cards didn't cost a million dollars