/srg/ - speedrunningxgeneral

General more dead than cosmos limp dick.

>>170803521
I gotta word this post.
It's time to let go.

http://youtu.be/jVkv0umozao

In case u missed it

>>170812681
Holy shit. It will take that video down soon.

>>170812681
WTF

>>170813491
>not wiping on the underside of your scrote to save it for a flavorful treat

>>170812681
>Bandicam

how fast is too fast

>>170822852
Ludicrous speed

>>170824615
where's the south park tattoo

>someone reported the RWhiteGoose dick size post

The God Gamer Stigma

cronikeys? more like trannykeys

What whacky tweet has aulthorbulge posted on Twitter today, haha!

stay mad you arent funny

>>170833350
You aren't funny, you pander to the lowest common denominator. The people who barely speedrun and stream monsters.

so who's HOYP for some Zelda BoTW at the next big marathon?

Don't let this doggy die

>>170838861
t. pathetic stream monsters with nothing else other than /srg/ in his life

>>170829918
croni is a trap not a tranny, stupid

I'm not a returning runner, girl, """girl""", streamer, but I have a couple of WRs, what are my chances of getting to a GDQ?

https://twitter.com/Bounceyboyy/status/841045634811584512

>>170839921
Imagine being so beta and insecure that you have to report apollo legend for posting videos where you act like a cringey faggot under the guise of "he was profiting off my content."

>>170840407
>Imagine being so beta and insecure
the goblin said, curled over his keyboard.

meanwhile, bounceyboy is smashing cute mexican ass.

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>>170839921
>pretty girl

Is there anyone more bitter and jealous that serg stream monsters?

what ever happened to miles?

>>170840737
>I-I'm not exposed! I-I know! I'll call him a goblin! Kappa LUL Kappa LUL

Go back to /r/speedrun faggot. Also she's a 4 at best. She couldn't even compete with the 'Bean's epic mammaries.

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>>170841308

>>170841459
>she's a 4 at best
said the virgin.
>she'll never be as pure as my loli waifus

>>170812681
>I am your queen, 2017
it has a nice ring to it desu

https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/5z0oun/rwhitegoose_picks_his_nose_and_eats_it/
>samandtolki reposting my post

>>170845336
all me

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Narcissa yesterday vs DSP today

>>170845336
Who doesn't do that?

>>170850091
t. stream monster trying to be funny

>>170850159
t. glenn doing it for free

>>170850824
>when your post is so shit and unfunny it just gets deleted

Since /srg/ hates carcinogen, what are some /srg/ approved Resident Evil 7 runners?

>>170852196
cyberdemon531

>>170852408
they said runners, not people who did a run & quit it

>>170852721
>people who did a run & quit it
RE7 speedrunning in a nutshell.

Who is that one streamer you want to return to speedrunning?

>>170855762
retro megabyte

>>170812681
Holy fuck how is that not viral

>>170862843
not happening
let go & move on

>janny deleting posts about cosmo
can we talk about chibi then

>>170863658
I like his penis

>>170864264
I like his jump

its not chibi anymore guys please respect the name change

>>170869024
what's his new name?

>>170869204
mizureon

>>170869507
wow, that's even gayer lmao

>>170841687
>anyone who uses the internet is a virgin and has no girlfriend! XD XD XD XD

end your life, nuthugger

>>170841687
This is the Speedrunning General. This is a safe place for virgins. Normie sluts need to get out NOW.

nice height slice

You have to be pretty edgy to pretend that the usage of Any% annoys you.

grindxmonkey

>tfw puncay is more of a normie than you

>there will never be comfy MHC stream in your lifetime

>>170878078
>MHC was stopped

Is Narcissa our girl?

>>170845336
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/5z330a/haber_something_needs_to_change/
>samandtolki making a huge fucking deal out of my post

I'm having a productive day:

http://youtu.be/jVkv0umozao
http://youtu.be/4LA5Xu8Uhkk
http://youtu.be/tlBiojeNokE

post about me

>>170895232
Try achieving something in speedrunning.

Dugongue is NOT our boy. He is a wannabe normie faggot sellout with no games skills. DELET him

>>170896853
>delet
You have to go back.

>>170896105
i have tho

>>170898326
Being tied for 1st place in Barney's Hide & Seek Game with 11 other people doesn't count

>>170898326
>he thinks being 2nd in Medievil is an achievement

>zewing retweeting /pol/ content

Is he, dare I say it, our lad?

>>170899893
>retweeting /pol/ content when you have no idea about /pol/

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STOP hurting our queen's feelings

grindxmonkey

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fucking CUTE!

SHE'S CUTE!

>>170905845
what the FUCK is wrong with her? does she even read what she types? complaining about "get gud" while "learning". guess what you stupid cunt: "learning" is the fucking definition of "getting gud".

god damn people are fucking retarded. she just wants to be included in shit but sucks at games. bitch, if you want to hang with the best you have to be the best. otherwise go do your lets plays elsewhere and lurk.

>>170907870
putting work into playing games is toxic and you should feel bad for shaming

>>170907870
>>170908114
speedrunning is sexist. women and women (men) should get a handicapable bonus like -30 sec for every 15 mins of game play. sort of like how women golfers get to tee off closer to the hole. this would allow greater competition since the gender gap wouldn't be as large.

>>170905845
>>170907870
People like this need to take their tumblr-tier whining to the trash. She is shit at games and will never, ever be competitive. Why is she even forcing her irrelevant opinion? For one, she's female, which is already a laugh, second, she is fucking trash and needs to get good and accept that.

Watch out for AuthorBulge whiteknighting these posts.

He's not a speedrunner either.

>>170907827
Cosmo the Man with a Penis is a middle ages MAN who smells like a man, has a thinlet, skeleton build with broad shoulders, a chinless face that has his mouth connecting directly to his collarbone, absolutely abysmal roots (dye that shit you freaky dead ass nigga) and an overwhelming fear of competing in a speedgame.

Cosmo the Man

With a penis

Man smell

Man build

Cosmo the Man.

I think I found a gap in the internet for Narcissa movie memes. Can you guys watch it. I think I might be a prodigy

http://youtu.be/4LA5Xu8Uhkk

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do you like my pretty shoulders anon?

>>170909805
Why does he always make these creepy faces? Is he aware that it's not helping him look feminine or cute at all?

>>170909805
Fucking hell!! When I openened that image I honestly heard the sound of a sword being unseathed. Shwing! What the fuck! Is this the wall Trump was banging on about? Holy moly! The eclipse!

>>170910165
He's probably too insecure to be judged with a normal facial expression due to the fact that he looks like a crossdressing middle aged man

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Does anyone remember who the chaotic evil dude was? This picture was saved in Feburary 2015.

imagine how unbelievably turned on squid is that narcissa acknowledges him by being a monkey poster
his boner for shemales must be diamonds lol

>>170914638
Kryssstal is the picture

>>170915273
Squid already gets suck from Croni

>>170907827
This is so JUST it makes me feel bad. Jesus.

>>170916030
croni has standards

>>170917760
is that why she went for the obsessive bald manlet?

>>170918120
minion hot af doe

>>170918536
Beneziaa...

>>170918635
beanie only loves me

>>170914638
>dude
OBSERVE YOUR BEHAVIOUR YOU FUCKING BIGOT

>>170915273
Hold on, Cosmo is the monkey poster?
>please notice me squid: the post

>>170919182
Cosmo is mad that Joden beat his 18:10 OoT run by grinding more.

>>170919175
dude what

>>170919379
Grinding is irrelevant though as that is speedrunning. Why would you be mad that someone had what it takes to take a game further?

/r/samandtolki is just a bunch of autist degenerates jerking themselves off, and they aren't even funny about it. tfw

>>170919182
on /r/samandtolki cosmo made an account called grindxmonk

>>170915273
>when u got no ammo so you use a joke someone made about themselves as a dig
putty

>>170919958
That's pretty pathetic

>>170919664
r/samandtolki has had too much rspeedrun typical reddit leftists pouring in. It used to be pretty based.

>>170919528
narcissism. imagine being so self aware and proud of this fact that you name yourself after it

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>>170924403

>>170924275
What is this in reference to? Joden didn't get lucky, he got a better time than Cosmo because he produced a faster speedrun.

>>170924917
what a beautiful woman

namexchange

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zfg is doing the first real botw speedrun. meanwhile narcissa(cumsmo) still hasn't even finished its lets play. how sad!

hunterxhunter

is botw literally 90% loading zones? what an awful game

>>170930779
But the Kotaku article said she was returning to speedrunning?

>>170931442
No lmao

>shitaku

>>170935610
OPEN WORLD PERFECTION

>>170931535
He only returned to the part where you beg for money while playing a nintendo game.

>>170907827
>OUR
QUEEN
20
17

>>170942824
kill yourself

>>170802173
Damn she's ugly.

feel like running a certain egg rolling game again...

>>170949487
billy hatcher?

>>170949487
don't

I want to die after losing yet another run to being a nervous baby

>>170950283
don't sweat it grindxmonkey, just mindlessly grind 18 hours a day until you get lucky once like you always do lol

I've done about 3000 runs of my game and still don't have WR. What am I?

>>170965896
Slow

>>170965896
dedicated

>>170965896
what if you done about 6000 runs and still haven't beat your own WR?

>>170965896
>only 3000
thats an average grinding session for grindxmonkey lmao

I still dont understand why you guys are obsessed with narcissa. She's completely irrelevant and washed up, the only reason she makes so much self centered drama is because you idiots focus all your energy on her for no reason.

/srg/ is pretty much focused on her every day for no reason, just let her die

>>170949487
B I L L Y

>>170971018
>tells not to be a dramawhore
>uses (((her)))
Nice try, Cosmo the Man.

>>170972457
>everyone who says that Narcissa is a grill MUST BE NARCISSA LUL

>>170971018
Notice how the only people left here who post regularly are obsessers?

People obsessed about Narcissa
People obsessed about Squid

Anyone who was actually interested in speedrunning at one point already abandoned this general. Not even just speedrunning as an act, but we don't even get gossup about other people anymore. It's 90% Narcissa and Monkey posts.

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>>170974063

>>170974063
this is what happens when the stream monsters who have plagued this thread downplay actual speedrun talk. The actual speedrunners in the thread eventually got fed up and just left this place to rot as it is now. The thread has been in a cycle for years now with the same memes on repeat. You don't even get new memes from this thread anymore. Just stop posting and let the thread rot to page 10 and eventually fall off like it does multiple times a week.

snowfats stop retweeting crossdressing link and stream xpiratez

so even after his failed attempt at running a marathon of his own how long do you think it'll take cinnamonbun before he starts shitting on twitter about games done quick again

no he's cute

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suicide when

told you

wtf

>>170977447
As soon as you grow the balls, fag

>>170977447
http://pastebin.com/cqYp4aXD

what did he mean by this? https://twitter.com/CarcinogenSDA/status/841561739909070848

>>170974797
Literally every /srg/ boy says they don't really check this place anymore if it's bought up. It's time to let go

>>170978335
Cosmo continues to meme about being self-critical. He is in love with himself clearly. Wonder what his mom and dad think.

>>170981204
the soylent is calling him

http://pastebin.com/0sUNBet4

There is nothing lower than this

our guy pie

>>170994074
who?

>>171000291
Xem the Smug

https://twitter.com/Xanthian93/status/841534064385445888

https://twitter.com/wooferzfg/status/841524589305950208

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>>171004367
Are you trying to suggest this isn't a beautiful girl?

>>171004367
i just can't anymore with these people

just like that? i am trans now everyone

it's peer pressure and mental illness

why is this allowed

>>171004523
that would actually be funny if he stopped before the fake news part

>>171006450
What? She was born a girl.
Are you trying to imply that he saw how much attention Miles, aka Claris (a fellow Metroid Prime runner), got when she announced she was trans and also wanted some of that sweet, succulent sympathy? That's simply incorrect. She's always been female!

>>170978335
>Let us purge r/speedrun from existence

She really is our girl.

>>171008589
>she
>girl

>>171006450
There's a form of OCD where the person becomes obsessed with the possibility of being a fag or coming out. Most speedtrannies are probably just that mixed with a little autogynophilia

>>171004367
>welcome to the club!
This is getting fucked up, even moreso than it was already.

>>171006450
people get into speedrunning because it's the only way they can get attention
once their time in the spotlight is over and they start losing popularity they have to pull the tranny card in an attempt to get it back

>>171010173
Do I even want to know?

Can people stop falling for the fake 'I am now a girl' tweets. It's turning into some gay trend like the ice bucket challenge or something. They'll all be 'girls' in a week

>>171010293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6i8KmJ2J30

>>170974797
this kind of post belongs to the cycle as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0AZ_Rfp99w

>>170803554
literally me on the left.

>>171017621
You are the pinnacle of nu-male beta.

https://twitter.com/teamgirlsonfire

How do I get to join this team?

>>171019318
suck some dick at this sgdq.

there will be over a hundred people who will choose to not only work for free at SGDQ but will be satisfied with having to pay out of pocket to do their job.

just let that sink in.

>>171023347
there's the new travel help they are offering for up to 500$

>>171023727
I keep seeing this, but there is no information on SDA (about the entire event). did GDQs move to its own secret forum or something?

>>171023727
I couldn't afford it otherwise so I've bought my flight ticket now! Thanks for the information!

What did he/she/it mean by this?
http://pastebin.com/cqYp4aXD

>>171025419
that he has autism and not trannyism

>>171010173
http://kotaku.com/despite-nintendos-stumbles-breath-of-the-wilds-fans-ha-1793269690
Suddenly a brand new article on this scene from the same tranny that advertised Narcissa (twice) and wrote about transphobia at AGDQ. Coincidence?

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>>171004367
http://pastebin.com/PaNkBfd3
tl;dr he has no self-confidence since he's really ugly ( >>171005046 ) and so wants to pretend to be a girl for sympathy. He's also doing the same bullshit Miles is doing with pretending to be a girl exclusively online: "I have to be perceived male IRL. At least I can be me online."

>>171031630
>In creating this artwork, fans have twisted whatever negative connotations found in the game into something empowering and strong

Or trap Link is just hella hot...

>>171038394
I identify as the metroid prime world record holder. If any of them dispute it, they are bigots.

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>>170847754
>Pulling less viewers than even DSP

>>171048461
that nigga ennopp

snuggy hundo stream

snuggy is just a code word for comfy which is a code word for boring desu

>>171048756
i am gonna eat your ass with a gun

Jak 3 has separated PS2 and PS3 on their leaderboard. That's like seperating PS1 and PS2 for PS1 games played on a PS2 for FDS.

>>171060545
different version

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>>171060545
You are small time

>>171060545

ps3 is literally ass to play on and not enjoyable so i kinda get it

>>171062547
>de hippie spacing

>>171060797
So where do you submit PS2 version played on a backwards compatible PS3?

did duke and b_ break up

>>171063453
the only thing they broke is the scale in their apartment lol

>>171063560
nice lol

does watching miles make me an enabler?
The streams are just too comfy to pass up.

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>>171062650

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>171064093
I'm just glad xe is still streaming decent runs unlike other runners that have gone down that path.
I suppose cosmo's dive into insanity is because has more mental issues than just autism and AGP.

what is snug a codeword for?

comfy

>>170849503
Who does that in public you mean

>>171064716
a witwix stream

What the fuck is zookoss doing with his viewers? This tranny frame walking shit in oot is bullshit if you cant make light arrow skip, but they are trying to make it work just because memes. lmao, zfg on suicide watch ever since tera09 got wr lotad sopo.

https://twitter.com/JackieMButler/status/841737268108775424

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>>171071965