/palg/ - Paladins General

I want to rub my hand across Fernando's jawline!

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>when you do more 10k more damage than a shitnessa as Maldamba
And there are people in this thread that will defend the worst DPS.

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Drogoz is fun!

>>170794586
sometimes he is ur rite

>>170794586
Why is everything so dark?

>>170794586
That Andro clearly had his hands up #BLM

Do you think reddit can bully hirez enough to remove the aimbot character from the game?

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ez

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What did he mean by this though?

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I played Kinessa and had fun

>>170794761
>concentrating on kill
>they capture the point
smfh tbqhwy my dude bad player

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>>170794787
hirez matchmaking strikes again

>>170794887
true but i carried the team to victory anyway

>>170794658
I don't know. I think it might be Fraps,

>>170794787
he meant your damage is really embarrassing for a smurfing drogoz main

>>170794942
Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you, BeeFuger.

i still pray every day they will add a delete button for loadouts

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>>170794845

>>170795291
I still pray every day they will add a delete button for the default loadout and more than six loadouts.

>>170795291
I pray every day they will add a delete button for kinessa,androshit and victor players

>>170795291
I pray every day that someone could tell me if Grover benefits from the reload speed burn card or not.

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>>170794942
>damage is more important that elims

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>>170795485
Anon...

>>170795535
I want that skin so much. Sucks being a poorfag.

>>170794787
HOLY SHIT CEEC YOU FUGGIN FAGGOT I"M PLAYING WITH YOU LMAO.

STOP KILLING ME

>>170795291
they already have
>select layout
>clear all
>cancel
layout gone

>>170795735
just tried it. that absolutely does not work.

>>170795535
I ask the hard questions for that other lurker whos too afraid to ask.

>>170795632
I just want my free crystals sorry :(

>>170795827
My poor little treeman could only do so much.

>>170795813
Its ok, my man, but no, he and Nicolas Cage does not benefit from it.

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>>170795873

>>170795873
Okies.

Thanks.

How do I play PvE for crystals?

>>170795930
wait for an easier one

From where the fuck do these streamers and giveaway sites get skin codes? Is there some guy at Hirez that sends codes to random streamers/sites?

Is there any way I could get my hands on a Dreadhunter Drogoz code?

>>170796018
>ask for codes to make a giveaway
>activate them all yourself

>>170796694
Who do I have to ask for codes? Alyssa? Prettyhair?

>Pick Kinessa for mastery leveling, not expecting to win the match at all
>Playing like shit as expected, match goes terribly
>End of match, most damage, eliminations, second most objective time

How does this even happen? At least I only have 1-2 matches at most with her and I can throw her into the trash forever.

>>170796785
Drybear. While sucking on his left testicle.

>>170797143
What if i prefer the right one?

>>170797172
No codes for you then.

>>170797318
A-ah, w-wait, I can put both in my mouth, Jewbear. Do i receive more codes this way?

>>170797394
You blew your chance, kid.

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>>170797513
Sheeeeeeeyyyt

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>Have 350 crystals
>Use them all on colossal chests
>Get shit
I want to die right now

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>>170798115
Dont die anon, we love you!

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS GAME KEEP PAIRING ME WITH LITERAL RETARDS WHO HAVE HALF MY ELIMS AND DAMAGE

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>170798115
>have 400 crystals
>'i'll just open one'
>it's baroness tress
>holyshit.png
>buy more because luck must be on my side today
>rest is just regular garbage
I can't believe I fell for Drybear's cunning trick.

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>Try Maeve and Tyra for the first time
They're fun but Tyra definitely needs a team it feels like. I picked the Hunter's Mark legendary like an idiot in the game I picked her in.

>>170796018
I believe they are given to them by Raynday, since he works on stuff like twitch channel schedule etc. Might be Alyssa too.
Also, I think you must be legit to get the codes, like stream or make videos for a while.
The other way to get codes is apparently approaching a HiRez employee on some cons or shit, there was one dude that started talking to one of devs about how much he loves Paladins and got from them lootpack code.

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>>170798467
I got a starslayer and dreadhunter body, used all left over crystal and got shit like buck's head things. I saved up those crystals for Snek man's skin and I feel guilty for using them.
When is the next free crystals event?

I could also get 5 referrers so I can get those 400 crystals.

>>170798115
I got the baroness weapon
Don't know how to feel

>>170798972
>try Maeve for the first time
>totally destroy everyone, 9/3/17
Not sure if she´s OP or lucky, but I´ve got myself a new waifu.

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dios mio

>>170800145
beautiful just like you

>>170800145
post build

>>170800145
>Fernando named 'cometobed'
10/10.

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>>170799853
I wanted to try her out because I like little girls and her gameplay looked enticing enough. When I last played I was practicing Evie but I mostly just play tanks and healers. And Kinessa.

>>170799174
There was a chest one, then double everything one twice, crystals should be next, I guess?

trivialise characters with muh

I'll start with Drogoz:
>muh gold

>>170800372
she's 18 you degenerate pedo

>>170799529
I swear this shit is rigged to give you one baroness thing and then only garbage.

>>170800343
it's typical attack build with formidable legendary

>>170800487
Yeah, and touhou lolis are ancient vampires who are all several hundred years old.

>inara stuns the 4 full health guys on the payload
>i take down the ying and start shooting at the dps
>they wake up and rape inara
>"GG MAEVE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SHOOT"
I will never understand this, every dagger does 450 health i cant take down 4 dudes in the 2 seconds the stun lasts

>>170800469
>muh personal space

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>>170800469
Androxus:
>muh edge

>>170800571
But Maeve was confirmed to be 18 while Cassie is 16 and Evie an immortal lich between 14 and 16.

>>170800469
>muh curse

>>170800469
>muh knives

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>>170800487
She has the youthful looks though. And "little girls" isn't simply about age.

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>>170794310
I bet it must be so delightfully scratchy

>>170800469
>muh snek likes u

>>170800469
>muh mother nature

>>170801098
kek

>>170800469
Kinessa
>muh elims

>>170800469
>muh bombs

>"maeve should be able to duel everyone in the game!"
How the fuck do I duel Skye when I don't know where she is and she melts in me in less than one second?

>>170800469
>Muhkoa

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Which is faster:
>Leveling up 5 alts to 15
Or
>Begging for referrals

>>170801940
>"androxus should be able to duel everyone in the game!"
fixed4u

>>170800469
>muh illusions

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>>170802253
>5
Just do smurfs during double EXP weekends like this one. You can get to 15 is one day if you're autistic.

I think Maldamba should be able to duel everyone, have 10k health and a histscan weapon.

>>170802597
Wekano frowns upon such greed.

>>170802590
I need just 5 more for the 400 crystals, I guess I'll go level up some smurfs then.

>>170800469
>not muh face!

>>170802597
Drybear, hire this person!

Just so you guys know, Pip's potion is still bugged, even more than before.

>>170804505
>healing as pip
for what purpose

>>170804505
Of course it is. Pip didn't get a new skin this patch so he doesn't get any bug fixes

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>>170794219
founder's pack is gonna be 25% off between march 14-28: https://www-dev.paladins.com/

on other news, hi-rez still doesn't know how to make a website private.

Are Grohk and Viktor related? They kinda have the same face and play the similarly, only totems instead of nades. Like maybe Grohk is Viktor from the future.

>>170805475
>Founder's pack
>No free crystals week

>>170794736
Torvald is not that hard to beat.

>>170802001
Underrated.

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>>170805475
Why in every promotional art, Androxus and Ying are together? Wherever the fuck Ying is, Androxus is near, and vice versa.

Are they the canon couple?

>>170806674
boobs and edge attract the most players

>>170806674
It's because he's the main edgy character that attracts edgy 12 year olds and she's the main slut that attracts thirsty 12 year olds.

All marketting

>>170805962
Wat

no_

>>170807205
>>170806859
Skye has more sex appeal tho.

>>170807382
but cute sexy is better than sluty sexy

>>170807382
But Ying panders to "muh purity" losers.

>>170807382
Skye is the nasty slut, Ying is the one that pretends to be pure but her underboob betrays her. Also she attracts the "muh magic" crowd

>>170807530
When will Drycunt make an actually pure girl? A knight qt that gets all shy and awkward around people because she doesn't know how to socialize, especially around Nando.

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turret barik is strong, VERY STRONG!

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>lo rez matchmaking

>>170807803
Inara is pure, her stone hymen is unbreakable. Also Kinessa is kinda pure I guess I might be biased because she's my waifu

>>170808001
Inara is so pure that she is unwaifuble because she is like a god/demigod so she would never care for romance and shit.

>>170808062
Inara is a stone giant, stone giants fuck only stone giants, because if they fuck somebody that is not a stone giant, The Mother will get angry.

>you will never sniff Skye's soggy, std ridden roastbeef curtains vagina

why live /palg/, WHY LIVE?

>>170808001
Kinessa is gay and has a crush on skye, skye after getting drunk doesnt remember the kinky shit they did. So still a virgin I guess.

>>170807530
>>170807803
>>170808001
>>170808062
>>170808142
>>170808291
>>170808308
End your lives.

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>>170808378
No.

>>170808308
I swear to god if they make Kinessa gay I quit

>>170808308
>you will never be a cute brown girl and get taken advantage of by Skye

Why even live ?

>>170808889
What? It would be amazing.

>>170809260
Nope.

>>170809260
KinessaxFernando desu

>>170808889
More PoCs and LGBTQ representation is always good.

>>170807382
>this is what assfags actually believe

>>170809654
I think you took the wrong turn bud, Tumblr is that way
>>Tumblr

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Is Ying the flagship character of Paladins?

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>>170801098
>>170802001

>>170809881
U mad bruh? her body is built for lustful sex, way better than ying

>>170810082
Flagship slut maybe.

>People on forums complaining that Inara doesn't do enough damage

Are these people retarded?

>>170810082
She still need more nerf, i guess another -30% for 2 allies heal legendary. 150k healing in 20min for doing nothing just spamming q is disgusting.

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>>170810082
Ying is the cutest! THE CUTEST!

>>170810604
?

>>170810812
She's a fucking tank! Tanks aren't meant to oneshot everyone!

>>170810604
>>170810812
>>170810963
Inara is garbage

I just played a game with a Viktor who was very suspicious, I think he had walls because he was always waiting for me around corners and also he was able to mount up in the middle of a fight, is it a hack or I'm just too dumb to find the mount up key?

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>>170810604
She brings literally nothing to the team. Her wall is a double edged sword and everything else is super meh

>>170811146
Mounting actually seems to be controlled on the client for some stupid reason.
I lost connection for a few seconds once just as I arrived on the point.
I died and the killcam revealed that I didn't dismount after taking damage.

>>170811334
So he was hacking? Because he shot at me for a bit and when he saw I had the upper hand he just mounted up and escaped. This happened multiple times during the game too, not just once.

>>170811442
Yeah, you can only mount once after spawning and it happens automatically.

>>170810812
>>170810963
>>170811046
Inara is fine, but WHO THE FUCK HAD THE GENIUS IDEA TO PUT DAMAGE DROPOFF TO A FUCKING PROJECTILE CHARACTER?????

>>170811334
>I died and the killcam revealed that I didn't dismount after taking damage.
Killcams are clientside so you might have been dismounted on the server and not your client

>>170811604
I was playing Maeve, Maeve is very short when dismounted, the Viktor that killed me was shooting above the horse the entire time.

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>>170811576
Who knows

>>170811576
Yea doesn't every champ has dropoff?

SPRING HAS COME

AND SO HAVE I

>>170811817
Maeve doesn't.

>>170807382
ying has universal appeal and attracts female players and fanartists

skye is one of the most unoriginal characters in the game

>>170811958
yyyyyyeeeessss

This is still using overshit's gameplay, right? They never reverted it to a different alphas?

>>170810963
Inara is fucking terrible dude, she needs some sort of buff

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>>170812256
What if we gave Sha Lin falloff

>>170812292
Yes, yes

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>>170810604
>get flanked by an Inara while not paying attention
>die before I can even throw my escape out because lmao 825 DPS

>>170812450
>not paying attention
>die
I see nothing wrong with that.

>>170812397
>Yes, yes
It is never going back to one of the better alphas builds is it?

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>>170811817
Falloff: Barik, Inara, Makoa, Ruckus, Kinessa (carbine), Tyra, Viktor, Androxus, Buck, Skye.
No falloff: Bomb King, Cassie, Drogoz, Kinessa (sniper), Sha Lin, Mal'Damba, Pip, Evie, Maeve.
Falloff, limited range: Grohk.
No falloff, limited range: Fernando, Torvald, Ying.
Fallon: Grover.

>>170812847
>No falloff: Drogoz
M8 Drogoz has limited range and no falloff

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>>170812613
Don't think the game will ever go back to what it was.
>Tfw barely recorded anything from old paladins
;_;

>>170812847
>Fallon

that's called damage ramp-up you idiot

>>170813065
wtf that actually looks better

>>170813164
CB looked better and was waaay more fun

>>170813164
People aren't joking when they say the game used to be better, everything changed when Overwatch came out and hi-rez turned the game into what it is now.

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>>170813079
I was joking, calm down you sperg.

>>170813065
Steam Bolt? Was that a skin? Why is it absent now?
>>170812948
Drogoz only technically has limited range. Practically you'll never experience that range limit so it's not worth mentioning.

>>170813164
Yeah, Overshit ruined everything cause Hirez just decided to copy it instead of keeping the older and better alpha builds. It was ultimately the reason I left.

>>170813428
Those were his default guns back then.

>>170812847
>No falloff: Bomb King
>Sticky bomb has damage fall off of up to 30%

it counts as falloff in my book

>>170813065
It looks the same??? Except different HUD, minimap, and it seems like you can remount?

>>170813975
dont forget: bigger maps, more cards with bigger effects (mounted nando build was fun as fuck), lower ttk and old siege (rip best mode)

>>170813975
No it doesn't

>>170813975
??? It was still an FPS with abilities if that means same to you

>>170810082
Ying is best girl but I kinda wanna see another edge meister. Goth waifu when?

>>170806859
this, my tranny friend plays only the females

>>170815301
gasit

Just watching some alpha gameplay and fuck it looks fun. Ruckus looks great but I actually think Maelstrom Grohk looks more fun than old Grohk/Wog?
Also no reloading? Weird. Was that better or worse?

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A single tear is shed

>>170806859
Why don't they make edgy boobs so we can get everyone happy with a character?

>>170811334
>Mounting actually seems to be controlled on the client
Probably left over code from the old game. When people could mount up anywhere, it made sense. Now mounting is instant but is only supposed to happen in spawn.

>>170814220
>lower ttk
CB was sounding great until you said this.

>>170816020
i meant higher ttk. dont kill me

>>170815773
>esse nick de incluso
Considere o churrasco.

>>170816020
Damn the ability to mount anywhere would be great, but horse really need a better feelings in their controls and animation.

>>170816263
I would kill you, but now it'll take too long.

>>170816570
if you could defeat my 10k health nando with a selfheal of 500 per second and a 3k heal on health drops.

>>170815773
What a balanced character!

>>170816398
Mounting anywhere made a lot more sense with a big map. Our current maps really don't need it.

So, I just got an email for the alpha on the xbone. Worth downloading?

>>170819615
Considering that Kinessa is queen on console, and that everybody has aimbot, maybe.

>>170795813
>>170795873
>>170795924
Neither does Maeve

>>170800487
>18
>pedo

>>170809654
Oh shit son you just posted bait for the containment posters.

>>170820143
>Kinessa is queen on console
What? How? I thought sniping was harder on console.

Yo I have a beta key for PS4, is there a way to get the Androxus skin even tho I don't have a PS4?

Post your waifu tierlist
>SS
Nando
>S
Ying
Tyra
Any future female champion that has black hair and pale white skin
>A
Evie
Inara
>B
Maeve
Cassie
>Buck tier
Buck
>C
Skye
Kinessa

>>170820910
nothing because i play characters who i find mechanically interesting and i dont give a shit what they look like or what they say

>>170820510
Console basically has aimbot implemented because Jewbear thought aiming on consoles is so hard, and champs like Tyra, Kinessa, Viktor and Sha lin dominate the whole game, it's a shit show.

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>>170820910
great taste

>>170821096
>>170820510
Aim assist is a thing on all shooters on Consoles since joysticks lack the precision of mouse. Nothing unique to Paladins.

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Should I keep going?

I have good luck with the chests. I also got triggerman body for Buck, troublemaker weapon for Evie, Plushy body and weapon for Makoa and Star Legendary body for Ruckus from chests.

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>want to draw skye
>play game for inspiration
>get obliterated
I don't feel like doing anything anymore.

>>170817494
>pubstomp 1500 on a smurf with skye
What a balanced character!

>>170821865
You're missing the googly eyes for Makoa man, go for it.

>>170821865
DON'T DO IT YOU WILL SUFFER LIKE I DID

Allright well since nobody will reply I guess I'll give a PS4 beta code if someone asks for it

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Where do I have to beg for referrals? I just need a few more so I can get those sweet 400 good goyim crystals.

>>170822762
Do I get something out of it?

>>170822597
I've already got paladongs on PC, why would I need a PS4 code?

>>170822862
I'm not sure if referrals even work anymore, I heard jewbear broke it or something.

I can post cute drawings of your waifu if you want.

>>170822028
You should the draw futa Skye getting gangraped

>>170823064
Idk maybe some consolefags are here

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What happens if you use both Inara's legendary that reduces the damage she takes and her card that reduces the damage she takes if you are inside her field?

Do you become immortal?

>>170823447
almost.

>>170823097
Allright post a cute Evie and I'll put you as my referrer, assuming it works ofc

>>170823447
I'm convinced this is the only way to be useful with Inara is stacking reductions

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>>170823616
Here is your cute Evie and a bonus Nando.
I'm Acegate.

>>170823698
Her reductions actually don't stack, her maximum damage reduction is 49%.

>>170823928
When is lowrez going to add information like that ingame?

>>170823772
I think it worked

>>170824114
hahahahahahah

>>170824114
Never.
Also, using her damage reduction legendary is useless. Just use her card that reduces damage when you are inside her field and you get around 46% damage reduciton if I remember well.

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why is there no image of Maeve getting bullied because of her flat chest?

>>170823928
is that really how it works? did you test it ingame?

>>170823928
that's false though, you can test it at the range

>>170824312
Just because it's more modest in comparison with the rest of the cast doesn't mean she's totally flat. She's probably an A-cup or something.

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>>170824207
It did work, here is a bonus Evie.

>>170824606
>>170824751
I compared both gameplay in real matches with her legendary and without it, the change is barely noticeable, because they added a damage reduction cap, considering that in both games I didn't have Haven, plus some maths, the highest damage reduction was 49%.
The next value was 46% and something with just the warden card.

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>>170824312
>flat

>>170825082
>posting that garbage again

>>170824758
She looks completely flat.

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>>170825138
As it should be.

>>170825138
A-cups and chest binding. To fit in tight places.

>>170825325
Maeve is a boy pretending to be a girl, no girl is that flat.

>>170825470
She's young.

>>170826540
>young
Is she 6?
No girl that is around Maeve's age 13~14 is that flat.

>>170826540
She's 18, according to the facts.
Two years older than Cassie. God isn't fair to the French, I suppose.

>>170826540
She's older than both Cassie and Evie.

>>170826783
Her accent isnt french at all

>>170825082
I'm saving this and going to post this in every /palg/ thread just to annoy that autist who hates this pic.

>>170827043
lol

So, for these legendary card thingies.
Which one do I get for Bomb King? I've been getting instant shield destructions since there's already a card for self knock back on the bomb.

>tfw you just had a match in comp where your ruckus was telling your ying that she should buy morale boost and VETERAN to get mad heals
I'm puzzled.

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>>170826783
>>170826818
source?

>>170827043
Sounding a bit autistic there mate

>>170827428
t. Drybear.
I think it was during one of the recent streams, but I can't recall exactly.

do 'actual' matches (pvp) give more xp then playing against bots?
asking because i want muh crystals from referrals and im an impatient person

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Hey that's pretty good

>>170826783
>>170826818
Nah she lies about her age, she's around 13 years old.

>>170826731
Do you like never leave your house? There are plenty of older flat chested girls out there.

Holy shit, I hate those fucking notifications they have now, not only they are bugged as fucked but also ugly as sin.

>>170828840
They trigger my autism pretty hard, I have to keeep checking them off all the time.

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>>170824312
this

>>170821865
I also got exactly the same items wtf

>>170827360
But why veteran?

>>170829927
Not him but I assume the guy was just a noob

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>tfw you get potg but on the losing team.

>>170824312
>bullied
>not worshipped by "uncle" Torvald

>>170830984
He's her (and everyone's else) father, you sick fuck.

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Home from work, time to go bully people as Pip.

>>170825082
Fanart.
Dem torpedo tits tho (look at how the nipple is pointed)

>>170825082
>blood on the face
>it's actually a dick cumming

>>170831335
>not ult > RMB

shit pip desu

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>he calls front liners """tanks"""
>he calls top play """play of the game"""

>>170827330

As Bomb King you should probably use two different legendaries if you wanna use the shield destruction one, since you might play a match where you're up against no shield users.

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>>170831829
meh, still got 3.

>>170832138
carried by kinessa

>>170827330
you want MORE self knockback on bomb

instant shield destruction is questionable because nobody good ever gets hit by it, its sole purpose is to kill Barik's ult.

>>170832334
t. Raktookmyname

which legend do I take on Sha Lin anyways?

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>>170832695
I went with 100% lifesteal, because that shits broken.

>>170832038
>he has his movement skill bound to f
lmao

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they need to fix the broken fucking matchmaking. i am almost always the carry and i'm not even good at this game. i whiff half my shots, i get caught out in the open all the time, and yet it still always seems like my team's ability to win a game is based on how hard i carry.

i can't be the only one who thinks paladins is close to being a very good fun casual game right? but being held back by a dumbass is so frustrating.

what would be a simple fix to this? maybe a server browser so players could find servers with non-shit regulars? maybe the playerbase is too small for hirez to match players of similar skill in the US.

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>>170832897
>he has his movement skill bound to shift

>>170832038
>>170832897
all of these apply to me. what the hell do i do???

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>>170833097
>>170832897
jokes on you, my ability keys are é and " and my ult is E

>>170832984
>maybe the playerbase is too small for hirez to match players of similar skill in the US

I think that's the problem right here. Wait for the game to go out of beta and attract more people and matchmaking will be better

>>170833195
You don't change anything because I do all that and I'm one of the best player NA.

>Bomb King's ultimate will never sound like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L78yVFeyvRo

>>170824312
That's not how you spell "praised"

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>>170834248
I just wanted an arousing image of her being mocked for her flat chest by Skye or Cassie even touching her flat chest in sign of agressivity.


.. then momma inara comes and makes them go away and ying come and play with maeve like the good friend they are ;)

>>170834104
just tell us your name so we can start cheering for /ourguy/

>>170834469
Lolno I don't want to become /yourguy/

>>170834570
who gives a shit what you want? /palg/ needs an ourguy

>>170834656
we have several

>>170834749
name 2 (two)

>>170834813
fernando
fernando

barik is so fucking stupid now

>>170835350
Go behind his shield
Destroy turrets
???
Profit

>>170835579
>go behind his shield
>get grabbed by his makoa

okay cool thanks

I am so fucking pissed off at this game. It's fun but it's also the most frustrating thing in the world.

Why is the game populated by a subgroup of human, whom I will refer to as "Window-licking retards"? Why are there so many of them? Why do people pick characters knowing full-well that they lack the prefrontal cortex to move their mouse and keep it steady over someone while shooting? Why are these things so hard for this subspecies of man?

>>170836418
You could always find some friends. no one here wants to team up though.

>>170836418
Yes Mexicans and Russians are a pain

>>170836601
we have a discord where we team up often.

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>>170836418

>>170836771
I joined that discord temporarily, There is no game playing, it's just banter.

>>170836892
furryfaggot

>>170836892
The thing I hate most about Discord is that all of them eventually seem to devolve into this.

It becomes a group of friends shootin the shit instead of anyone seriously playing the game. I don't remember having these problems with Ventrilo or Teamspeak, but that may be because you had to make an active decision to join those VOIP servers when you were about to play those games instead of just having your computer automatically connect to them.

>>170836673
Russian/South american/Eastern europe are the cancer of gaming along with south korea and chinese.
In every competitive game, they are here, they are present, cheating/hacking/ complaining every fucking time, why don't they have SEPERATE SERVER???? Is this racism when you hate a specific country but only in gaming? Because it doesn't seems like there is ONE russian player that i've seen and played with that is kind, cool, even tought we don't understand each other :/

What's the point of ruckus?

>>170837105
To be just another Barik's deployable.
And be cute.

>>170837105
To rape, just like all goblins do

>kill the enemy team
>no one is capturing the point
>have to be the only one standing on point as the healer
>while everyone else is doing fuck all several hundred feet ahead

>>170838410
It's called zoning pal :^)

But yea if you were in a pub your team is probably just retarded and chasing kills

Overwatch Gengu Main here, peaked at 3970 in season 3 and I'm already tired of playing in the same game anymore. How good Maeve is now? I heard that she got nerfed a bit, but it should make her more fun to play and not just dive in and kill everything.

>>170839181
You will like her, she's still great in hands of a good player. She got nerfed hard, but since she was stupidly good before now she is just right

>>170839181
she is still good but need more skill now. and need to be closer to her enemy.

>1650 Siege elo, 63% WR
>1895 Payload elo, 67% WR

Am I actually good at this game, or am I just matched against LATAMs that refuse to play objectives worth a damn?

>>170837105
To make Bolt's existence misery.

>>170839446
my elo is 2700 and i suck

>>170837105
To be a literal gremlin instead of OW figurative gremlin

>>170839446
>1650 elo
>good
???

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Ok seriously when are they gone nerf this fucker? His fucking salvo requires no aiming and is an instant kill on any other damage character.

>>170839391
Well, it's the same shit as OW, so I'm fine with that.

>>170839701
drogoz's winrate is almost exactly 50% at all skill levels, so Hi-rez probably considers him the epitome of balance.

This is probably because there is a Drogoz on every team however.

>>170839446
>>1650 Siege elo, 63% WR
A bit better than average.

>>170839345
She was good and people complained. Then they reduced her base move speed by a tiny amount which I didn't even notice and added a legendary (pounce reset on elimination) which was an enormous buff.
After that she got the late treatment that everyone else got in OB44 - moving a core skill mechanic to a legendary.
The pounce is honestly not much worse and all I did was add an extra point to prowl speed in my loudout.

>>170839646
I don't think I'm that great, but Paladinsguru seems to think otherwise

>game freezed in the defeat screen
no need to rub it in my face, jeez.

>>170839835
You know, why don't we look at the pick rate at different ELOs so we know which one is the noob magnet.

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>>170839982
>I don't think I'm that great, but Paladinsguru seems to think otherwise
It's telling you that you're better than two thirds of people actively playing this game. A large majority of people are near the average, you're slightly better than average.
Keep up though.

>>170839446
I have a lower WR but a higher Elo. Doesn't make much sense but whatever. It is also a bit harder to get higher Elo on a fresh account even on a smurf, not by much though.

>>170840589
>that nonexistence past 2800
>mfw I was 2800 a couple days ago
holy shit i'm good

Cardio is the most annoying legendary.
Discuss.

>>170836892
there's hardly any playing because none of you niggers join
I still play with 1-3 people every day

>>170841530
>discord shilling

discord always degenerates into circlejerks

>>170832695
Recurve gives you so much more effective DPS that there's really not a choice to be made. The withdraw one is fun for meme flanking with the 40% movement speed increase card, but that's it. Anyone who uses the lifesteal on ult is literally braindead.

>>170841530
I never joined but chances are that the server has a small group of regulars who all have fancy roles and colors and their own memes and there's shitty bots and nobody cares to join your circlejerk.

>>170834813
ezho
mermoco
:^)

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>>170841123
t. ezho

>>170841530
Discords are too complicated to get into. There's always a group of dumbasses who think they run the thing and make their law. I'd rather add good people at the end of a game and party with them than try to get accepted into the circlejerk that is Discord

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>>170841852
>>170842030
>i-it's a circlejerk! it always is!
Maybe because you dipshits don't join so there's barely anyone to play with. Next time you feel like blogposting about your latest experience with BRs or cykas, remember that.
>>170842368
>There's always a group of dumbasses who think they run the thing and make their law.
Believe me, the moment this happens, I'm out. Fuck that cancer. It's honestly not like that, though. You're letting your preconceived notions cloud your judgement.

>>170841530
I joined for several days straight, no one in game, everyone was shitting up the global chat though.

>>170843325
Did you ask anyone to play?

>>170843381
Yes.

>>170843476
You have my condolences, then.

if any eu people would join the discord, i'd be happy. right now all the active members are mostly NA.

>>170843985
Sorry but I don't play with people who can't be bothered to hold shift for a split second.

>>170843553
So it is in fact a useless circlejerk

Glad to know

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Were we bullies?

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>>170844713
pls. ;-;

>>170844969
For you.

why do i keep spilling my spaghetti

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>>170843026
>why doesn't nobody join our server

>>170845347
>nobody joins to play
>nobody to play with
Maybe you should actually read my post next time, and take an extra English class while you're at it.

>>170845347
why do you complain about shitposting?

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>>170845347
yeah fuck this gay "discussing vidya" circlejerk bullshit

>>170845976
>and take an extra English class while you're at it
The double negative was intentional.

Maybe you should read my post, if your server didn't look like private hangout with an entire fucking social hierarchy set up with meme roles, people would be more inclined to actually stay and participate.

Bounce house feels like a huge downgrade and every other flanker shits on you unless you jump on them first.

>>170846327
I thought as much. You're just used to the comforting anonymity 4chan provides. Well like I said, next time matchmaking smiles upon you, remember.

>>170847034
I am giving you advice and you're dismissing it while pretending to be smart.

>Well like I said, next time matchmaking smiles upon you, remember.
I have irl friends I can play with if I don't feel like playing solo.

anyone else having disgustingly long queue times lately?

>>170847356
Your faggotry falls on deaf ears. I have no power there.
>I have irl friends
kek

>>170847474
>I have no power there.
Sucks to be you then.