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>Booru:
http://tsg.booru.org/ (Old Booru)
http://thesimsgeneral.booru.org/ (New Booru)
>Gallery Tag:
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>Mods and Custom Content:
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>Challenges:
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>Archive/Resources:
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>City Living cracked! Including all previous Game and Stuff packs!
https://www.skidrowreloaded.com/the-sims-4-city-living-internal-reloaded/#more-26398
>Discord:
https://discord.gg/sfjyzzV
Come to us baby, don't be shy.
>How to webm
Video capture through Sims 4 as normal (Hotkey: V)
Download WebmForRetards - https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
Adjust as necessary and convert
>Previous Thread
>>170409293
>>170782579
>>170782579
>that op pic
>dl mod so my ayyoddler can explore, interact with more stuff
>>170782886
what does this expression convey
Out of curiosity,
I have just purged my townies of vampires which were generated En masse. And I decided to also fill up the empty lots in the residential section.
I'm wondering whether there is any reason to go around the families and put them into a career that matches their goals?
I only intend on playing one family, but I am not sure if having the other sims in a career, that they want, effects the way that interact with my sim at all.
Thoughts?
>>170783958
>>170784094
>formal candle
>fries and tendies
I'd be disgusted too.
>>170784505
fish
>>170784795
I think he meant what was on the plate.
Not the smell of her lady bits.
Dohoho
>>170784995
Inappropriate.
>>170787728
>>170782752
where to get kimono
>>170790670
boop
>>170784505
YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Is there any mod that forces the game to spawn townies, be them specific or just random?
I have all MCCC modules but I doubt it has such option.
>>170802784
Yeah, on the population control module you can configure townie spawn parameters. You can't click-spawn them on the fly though if that's what you're asking.
>>170793949
>>170801784
hot !
>>170790670
>>170793949
>>170804923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7uyKYeGPdE
>>170793949
Just default face I was only playing with makeup nerd.
>>170805029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgUbNKNeyAY
>>170791248
Pretty spooky m8
Not even 30 posts and already page 9.
What other Sims forums have more active discussions, but won't ban you for saying "fuck" or saying something triggering (like you don't give a fuck if Bruce Jenner is now Caitlyn Jenner)?
>>170804210
Damn, that was what I was asking.
>>170808469
have you tried saying 'fuck' in the official forums ?
>>170790670
Can we have a quick rundown ?
dead thread
>>170808813
Yeah. I distinctly remember saying something like "I'm having trouble getting my two sims to fuck" and the message got deleted.
>>170811210
of what? (not that anon just wondering)
>>170812097
"bad words" usually get censored with "plum"
so your sentence would be "I'm having trouble getting my two sims to plum" and instead of fuck you can easily just say woohoo
>>170792793
http://www.maysims.com/MayItems/425842
>>170784505
They have no other lighting famu, this is the 1890s
Is City Living any good? It's half price atm so I'm tempted to get that and Vampires.
Also, are these sales common or is this so people can get everything before the next EP drops?
>>170812814
Yea sales usually happen before something new comes out. Bowling sp is the next thing.
I like city living for the clothes and the apartments, but some hate it. I think it isnt worth the full price, but half is good.
>>170813451
Not the guy you're talking to but that's nice to hear. I refuse to buy anything Sims 4 related unless it's on sale. Is there a way to set Origin to notify me of a sale like I can do with Steam?
>>170782579
Are there some head antenna mods?
How do I enter the gallery with pirated sims?
>>170814890
>How do I enter the gallery with pirated sims?
you dont
>>170815069
Do you know what I am making?
>>170815175
Samurai Jack doggo?
>>170815175
An alien?
As a pirate you cant access the gallery, except if you buy the basegame and then move the tray files around.
>>170815217
Yes. Now where can I get serbian hats?
what are some cool object to put inside the test tube pedestal?
>>170813451
Ah sweet, was interested in the apartments and clothes as standard. The festivals looked interesting too.
Thanks man
The Bowling sp sounds pretty cool.
>>170815952
>>170815952
*objects
>>170816076
What's the sauce, boss?
>>170805000
Hot headed too
>>170815952
you can put a debug baby into it
I usually put toys in there
>>170805869
omg this song is so good i can't stop listening to it.cheese is yummylicious
>>170805869
thats amazing
>>170820119
yeah it truly is amazing what some people working from home can come up with.
if i'd heard this on the radio i'd have thought this was the work of professionals.
>>170816737
she a sassy !
>>170814890
Alioto is that you ?
>>170820007
>those feet
How does Maxis have no shame in that
>>170823068
yeah, those feet are ... unfortunate.
i barely noticed that until you pointed it out though.
do you like feet ?
>>170825405
TITS!!!
>>170823068
because not everyone is a foot fetishist.
>>170826107
It has nothing to do with a fetish, but having a model that isn't PS1 era looking.
The default model is absolutely unacceptable.
>>170826201
Well. I'm not a foot fetishist and I couldn't care less about sims feet.
>>170826201
Because not everyone is autistic like you.
>>170826360
Okay? You keep bringing up foot fetishism like it matters here. It doesn't. The model is piss-poor and looks out of place.
>>170826201
I dont think it matters.
>>170826641
no one cares about your fetishes. put some socks or shoes on.
EA defense force pls
>>170826734
What is wrong with you?
>>170826603
>"because not everyone is autistic like you"
>caring about feet in a digital dollhouse game
>autism
>>170823068
>How does Maxis have no shame in that
If the initial launch of Sims 4 proved anything, it's that people will still line up around the block twice to buy shit so long as it has a good brand name attached to it.
>thread is bitching about a low poly irrelevant body part
ded
>>170827387
are you triggered
get some standards. oh wait, you give EA money
>>170827387
Deal with it?
>>170827576
and you're posting on a sims 4chan board.
>>170827576
haha
look at the silly monkey shitpost!
lol
dance monkey dance!
>>170828227
Are you alright?
>>170828227
>>170828415
I need the feet different only because I dont want them looking like they are wearing flesh colored ballet slippers
>>170827614
>>170827839
those low poly models help your game run smoother !
>>170829847
same
>EA drones will defend this
>>170830093
foot lovers will cry about this
Has anybody here unlocked the grilled cheese aspiration ?
I read that you have to eat three grilled cheeses in a row. Do they mean back to back or can you eat them for breakfast lunch and supper ? Because I'm pretty sure I've had three grilled cheeses in a row at three different meal times.
>>170829847
Me too. Reminds me of the default feet in Skyrim. It looks pretty inconsistent.
>>170830093
Iboughtthe game and I can't defend it.
>>170830368
Exactly! I changed that shit as soon as the mod was available for it
>>170830620
>>170830782
kys yourself
>>170830620
what mod do you use?
I'm doing the serial romantic aspiration for one of my sims atm.
I'm starting to feel a little guilty though, hooking up with all those other sims since the challenge basically forces you to ask someone to be your girlfriend at the start and my sim has a pretty good relationship with her atm.
maybe he just wasn't cut out to be a player.
on the bright side I finally joined the club and woohood with Bella Goth. I don't think I've ever done that before in a sims game
>>170830782
i lol'd
10/10 reaction image
>>170831364
it's WatchDogs 2 all over again
>>170831850
what
>>170831850
Nope. Long ago in a distant land...
>>170831176
http://modthesims.info/download.php?t=588172
>>170832103
thank you! I hope they work with sandals.
>>170832443
They seem to for most of em
Redpill me on Sims4.
What are the cons and pros to sims 3.
Does it also take endlessly to load something?
>>170833476
Sims 4 is the equivalent tablet/free version of the franchise. Play 2 or 3.
>>170833476
Listen to: >>170833880
He's right. Cheats are microtransactions. You can spend fifty cents to fill all your motives and whenever you create a lot you have to wait for "construction" every time you finish before sims move it. You can spend an extra dollar if you want it to finish much faster. There's also sim-points you can buy clothes that's "locked" when you buy a new stuff pack.
Real scummy shit anon.
>>170833880
>>170834095
So you all play sims 3 here?
>>170834296
Sims 3 is aesthetically better than Sims 4 and has much more content.
>>170834095
what
>>170834393
But it runs so slow and I am a dumb as fuck white cis male incappable of using the shit to run it faster in the pastebin.
>>170834393
>Sims 3 is aesthetically better
>>170834296
does this or the previous thread look like anybody is playing ts3?
>>170832839
when you use these feet as default replacement with socks it looks dumb, too bad
>>170834393
>Sims 3 isaesthetically better
>>170834751
But how do you play 4?
In specially why do you play it if it is so shit?
>>170834393
>Sims 3 is aesthetically better than Sims 4
>>170834393
I used to think that, but it isnt.
>>170834924
Its not shit for me? I am not the other anon. I play sims for rp and stories.
I prefer 4 over 3 anyday, I fucking hate ts3 artstyle and dont give a shit about open world or cast.
I play for the vampires, group system and the comfy feel I get from ts4. Reminds me of ts2.
>>170834393
Well Miku sure has let herself go.
I wish unplayed household sims didn't all go whale size three days after you stop playing them.
>>170835117
The most I love on sims is to explore shit, develop my character get cash and build a Awesome mega villa with all kind of shit (even nuclear bunker).
Is 3 or for the best choice for me?
>>170835360
Hm I think yes, you can just pirate both and see what fits your playstyle more.
>>170834463
It's okay. I use that shit and it still runs slow as fuck.
>>170835332
There is a mod now on mod the sims about fitness in sims in the world and also your own.
>>170835070
wow, you really have a nice aesthetic going here. Must have taken you ages to pull that off.
you should really start your own blog/site.
>>170835332
This might only happen to pirates.
There was a small patch after City Living that fixed townies eating like crazy in the city. Pirates might not have gotten that patch.
>>170835625
Can you link it?
The only ones I know are:
http://modthesims.info/download.php?t=591227
http://modthesims.info/download.php?t=591226
>>170835652
I agree. It would be great if that anon made a tumblr, I will follow!
>>170835652
Lot of mod hunting but I find that part of the fun lol.
I need to start a proper story, I keep putting it off and thanks!
>>170835360
sounds like 4 is the right choice for you, as indeed it is for everybody, even if they don't realize it yet.
>>170835827
Remember... remember.
Just got this game and been playing it a while, but is there any way to completely reset the world and have the unplayed inhabitants different without going to each and every household and making a random sim?
>>170835816
Its the first one that I know of, did you try it?
>>170835963
I installed those yesterday, I will see how it goes,
But I have not seen many fat premades in my game anyway, might be the bug >>170835779
mentioned?
>>170835902
4 is missing like 75% of the content from other games let alone the engine restrictions that make it even worse. Its the most featureless Sim game to date and has a long way to go.
>>170835332I think she is cute when she is chubby.
>>170835827
Where did you get those western looking builds? Or can you recommend any. Makes me think of westworld! Love it.
Also, can you take a screen of your sim world map? I would love to see what you did with oasis springs.
>>170835779
no my game is 100 % legit. ;^). nice try though.
>>170835827
your world looks so romantic, perfect for a story.
Does anyone know of a way to increase breast size beyond the default game limits?
>>170835902
Well this answer makes pretty clear.
I dumb sims 4, it seems to be not worth my time.
>>170836262
here is a list of builds and let me jump in the game to cap my map
>>170836521
Please upload the farmer's market tray files!
Can you even buy groceries anymore in 4?
>>170836521
thank you! time to make my west world.
I wish oasis springs had less "green" lots
>>170836614
there is a grocery store mod for 4 that I know of, I havent tried it out yet.
Yeah give me a second to upload that
>>170836692
yeah, I agree.
As far as the dresses
http://mystufforigin.blogspot.pt/2015/06/civil-war-fashion.html (mesh)
http://budgie2budgie.tumblr.com/post/138492816005/and-even-more-recolours-of-kiaras-civil-war (recolor)
Shes has to great recolors and will point to meshes make sure you get the meshes
http://budgie2budgie.tumblr.com/tagged/ts4-dl-clothes
>>170837553
simply wow
looks so awesome. it's a whole new way to play the sims !
>>170836614
which one?
>>170837553
Aaah awesome! Thank you! I actually have quite a few "old" looking dresses from these blogs already. I dont really plan to play a history challenge, but I still want these clothes from the past in my game haha.
What is the big park build?
>>170838157
Wild West Town by jessphelan45
I have some civil war dresses from a guy named johnny who locked down his shit for some reason if you want them
>>170838639
Yess please!!Aaaah I love your sims and its really nice of you to share. If you are ever in the discord or if you ever make a tumblr blog let me know!
>>170838546
G-Man looks upset !
>>170838780
http://www.mediafire.com/file/b96o87pdmuv3bg6/johnny149-Hoop_Dress.package
http://www.mediafire.com/file/z75ycs112aolwed/Johnny149-Male_Manor_Outfit.package
http://www.mediafire.com/file/qj1zvu0s2n79qsn/Johnny149-VictorianNavy_Collection_skirt.package
http://www.mediafire.com/file/b9h5z7w3pbiog27/Johnny149-Victorian_Navy_Collection_top.package
I sure will let you know!
>>170838546
Is that Ken form the fucking bee movie?
>>170839282
Thank you soo much!
>>170838989
>>170840474
>>170840215
anytime!
>>170838546
She can handle my basketballs whenever she wants.
>>170836349
there is a mod for that
>>170836349
>>170845560
The default maximum is still pretty damn big while still remaining in the "believable" territory. They look even more so when you actually play the game and you look down at her at an angle. Any bigger and we're talking artificially inflated territory.
What happens if you drink a lot of drinks from a mixologist bar? Does your sim get drunk?
>>170826360
I'm not a nose fetishist and I'd care if they had ugly lowres labs in the middle of their faces.
>>170830524
>>170827614
>>170827839
>>170850946
but the game doesn't focus on feet or focus on the change in feetcial expressions when they feel angry or miserable.
>>170851419
You dont need to be a fetishist to want the whole body model to look accurate.
>>170851627
You're right. I'm just really disgusted by feet in general.
>>170850221
kinda want to see her getting fucked
>>170852906
We all want to see hot women getting fucked.
>>170852906
That's a private matter that they totally don't film from multiple angles and then edit into something that can be watched later.
/tsg/ is racist
i dont see any pictures of black sims
>>170854369
that's hot
>>170856174
make your own
>>170856260
theres only one in the whole thread
>>170856463
i do
but nobody else does
youre all probably racist
>>170856587
then post them?
also I am not gonna make blacks just because some dumbfuck thinks I am racist, I dont care.
>>170854369
does she have a hairy pussy
>>170856174
Black people are not aesthetically pleasing to look at.
Is it possible to have fun with TS4?
>>170858432
Yes?
>>170858432
Depends on who you are.
When do you think toddlers and vampires crack will be available?
Also, >>170858432
recently installed cityliving and etc, so far sims 4 has become fun again after not playing for a year
>>170860621
2 hours
>tfw some random cc like paitings can cause that your sims cant play cards or dont wake the llama
JUST
>>170861703
This makes me nervous about installing even clothing mods.
>>170862086
found it!
http://sssvitlans.tumblr.com/post/157972824939/tinwhistletoo-oh-my-the-rooms-a-mess-the
the fucking chairs caused it. guess I will just keep the lamps
I wouldnt be that afraid of installing cc, you can easily check the cc and fix some of it with sims4studio
and if its shit you can just remove it from your folder, and thats it
>>170862086
Make a quarantine folder. If the cc doesn't seem to cause problems after so long move it into your regular folders.
Pssh, car phones are the future, kiddo. Who wants to carry a fucking brick around in their pocket?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTenMJW04C8
is the angling ace aspiration of sims 4 bugged?
my sim already got more than 20 species of fish on his inventory (he fished them all of course) but they don't show up on his notepad and the aspiration is still 19/20
>>170865721
fish that i caught but didn't count:
>lionfish
>batfish
>exotic goldfish
>gummyfish
>blue crawdad
>>170866674
apparently only fish from the base game count
Caught this pedo trying to find a child bride
>>170869458
Must be a muslim convert.
>>170847839
I just wanted to increase the size just a little bit. The mod I found though doesn't seem to increase the slider limits, just gives preset breast sizes.
>>170877108
does basketball make your sims buff
>>170877108
can you post her in her underwear
>>170877108
>puffy vagina
fuck this general
>>170878131
I want to lick her puffy vagina
>>170883519
hnnngh
>>170891264
MORE CLUTTER
Any places where I can find empty world for sims 4?
>>170898161
*worlds
>>170898161
yeah
Can you direct me to the latest Sims 4 torrent that includes all the updates?
>>170901608
Links?
>>170907346
there are no vampire crakcs for no, just get city living
>>170894842
>>170856086
strangest boner
>>170866674
those motherfuckers at EA never actually pause to actually play the game and see if everything is working, they're too busy churning out new content to keep that money train cruising.
>>170891264
doesn't it frustrate you knowing she can never try out that unicycle ?
>>170914332
plenty of hipsters buy shit they never learn to use
>>170914769
Yeah but those hipsters at least know that if they wanted to they could. Not that they ever would but the difference is in the knowing that they could.
/v/ talking shit about this general again.
Is TS4 good enough now to invest time into or should I stick to trusty TS3?
>>170921154
who cares
>>170921624
yes
how do we fix /tsg/?
>>170922513
We kill the batman.
>>170921624
Still has no content and no features.
>>170922208
t. EA shill
>>170922513
/v/ is basically /b/ 2.0
who cares what those degenerates think ?
>>170922513
>they won't google things for me :'(((
get out
>>170922513
He's right you know
>>170925149
fuck off Morgan Freeman !
>>170924575
they dont have to buy it; even without toddlers and vamps, its preferable to the shitfest that is 3
>>170922513
>They wont answer my questions!!!
What question did he want to ask, /tsg/?
>>170926329
How do I name the Sim?
Hint: She is an alien emoji doggo.
>>170930875
Call herBitch
>>170930950
Nah. How about Wow Bzzt?
why the fuck isn't their a create a sim demo for mac/macbooks/OSX
i just wanna make dolls, not play with them
>>170931774
>>170930875
>>170932686
sorry bro ...
>>170933280
guess ill learn the life of a pirate :'(
>>170922513
I wish we had stories like the old days
>>170922513
We're not as bad as /tesg/ yet.
We but mirror the world. All the tendencies present in the outer world are to be found in the world of our body. If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him. This is the divine mystery supreme. A wonderful thing it is and the source of our happiness. We need not wait to see what others do.
>>170937124
what are you reading G-man ?
>>170937124
what
>>170937636
>>170937794
>decide to play vanilla s3 pets
>make characters slightly decent
>all clothing options are horrible and limited
>play for a few moments
>turn it off
I can't seem to go back, s2 on the other hand I have no problem with. I do like how expressive they are compared to 4 but its a terror . I do miss half the traits we ahd though.
>>170937124
>That cleavage
How'd you do that?!
Is there no mod that turns plantsims into a supernatural race?
>>170937124
>>170939625
This. How is this cleavage possible?
>>170939625
>>170940558
http://js-sims.blogspot.com/2015/02/js-sims-4-cleavage-detail-overlay.html
>>170940992
thank you based norman
>You will soon permanently lose access to this file.
For continued access, please make a copy.
Fag.
What should I do with this empty space?
>>170943445
guest bathroom
>>170943975
Already going to make the room on the bottom right into one.
>>170942856
what
>>170940992
Do you have to apply it like a skin detail or is it automatic?
>>170940992
>can't be used along with Ooh Smooth 2
Fucking damn it!
wouldn't be funny if someone would mod the most sexy dresses so they can be used for children? haha
>>170945463
Apply it.
>>170947898
I want to apply my tongue into her asshole
>>170949180
what about her's?
>>170864769
>>170863869
Ooooo who are they? Are you new?
>>170943445
an office?
>>170950642
her head reminds me of this japanese candy
>>170952856
>>170952856
kek them tabs
>>170947898
More
>>170905687
cute!
>>170922513
I think most questions are getting answered here. If the anon wants to post sims stories with text it would be cool.
I am mostly here for pics from other simmers. Dont see any circlejerks.Its not like this thread has that many different posters.
>>170939031
All the clothing in sims 3 looks baggy and weird.
>>170952856
>>170922513
people help all the time, if someone asks a question and nobody responds its not because they are ignoring them they may not have an answer for them but someone will
>>170958681
EXACTLY what ive been trying to tell them!
like for example i asked norman if basketball made his sims buff because his sims were obviously playing basketball, and he provided me with an answer RIGHT AWAY
and then there's that one anon who asked for a torrent link to the latest cracked version of TS4 which half of /tsg/ were OBVIOUSLY using and everybody raced to give them a url!
THEN another anon asked if there was a place to download empy TS4 worlds and someone replied "yeah" and IMMEDIATELY followed it up with a very detailed answer how
i mean that's just for this thread but almost all of the questions posted here never go unanswered, the ONLY time they go is if no one knows the answer
>>170958681
take off her clothes
>>170960296
calm down
>>170960296
>like for example i asked norman if basketball made his sims buff because his sims were obviously playing basketball, and he provided me with an answer RIGHT AWAY
Sorry, I missed this for some reason last night. It improves fitness skill but I don't think it makes them buff. However I have mods that mess with gaining muscle and fat since I hate how insane it fluctuates without mods.
Sorry.
>>170960850
New player here:
I guess the weight machine builds muscle while the treadmill burns fat? Or do they both do the same thing in terms of muscle vs. body fat? How about the punching bag?
>>170960850
You have nothing to apologize for.
>>170960296
didn't realize 4chan was yahoo answers
>>170960319
her son was just killed in the war, I dont think she wants to be lewd right now
>>170961172
>I guess the weight machine builds muscle while the treadmill burns fat
yes
haven't used a punching bag much
>>170963345
which one? she had bout 50
>>170963545
Six kids actually, well now five.Soon to be sex again because she just became pregnant when he died. Edison was her second born, went off to war and didnt return. Seems he wasnt killed in combat, but was killed by pneumonia.
>>170963345
I just want to see her boobs
I felt in love with my adopted daughter.
We're not blood related and her birthday is soon so I hope it's alright if I take responsibility...
>"Yes! Two orders of the most expensive dishes on your menu, please. And tell Chef Michaud I congratulate him on earning his third Michelin star."
>"Oh, and two glasses of your finest Antarctican glacier water as well. We just can't get enough of that polar freshness, isn't that right darling?"
>The jealousy trait triggers even when her husband is the next room over
Holy shit this bitch is crazy. I didn't realize I created a monster.
>>170965425
He forgot his wallet again huh?
>>170964231
lewdie
>>170965648
I remembered this time butthe payment from the last job hasn't come in yet.
>>170966276
she might need to get a job I mean she has no kids, she doesnt do anything all day
>>170966456
Well she cleans the place and does freelance programming work and licenses her songs every so often. And yeah when the crack comes out she'll have her hands full with the kids running around. I just like being the main breadwinner.
>>170960296
I'm not answering anymore pirate questions, especially the assholes that just show up asking about the crack
I noticed City Life is 50% off.
To be honest though, I don't think I care.
I can't seem to get into 4. Its had so many expansions and gamepacks but it still feels like I'm just playing the basegame.
I can't really get into 3 any more though. The performance and general ugliness is just so offputting.
What a cruel circumstance.
>>170970336
>>170970484
>>170970619
>>170970810
F
What happened to him?
>>170973050
Her second oldest son died of sickness in the war
>>170973320
sorry for your loss
Any tips on making my sims thicker and prettier?
>>170975226
You make them flatties and then they're cute.
>>170975226
Don't forget to adjust weight/muscle accordingly when you increase the size of her assets.
I need some cute, chubby sims.
>>170826885
You dont belong on this site let alone in a thread as autistic as /vg/ Sims General. Shoo shoo redditor.
>>170975473
I just feel like no matter how much I tweak I can't get her hips/ass to look as good as her top half
I also still suck at striking that balance between pretty and uncanny valley
>>170975545
Make sure you're adjusting her waist size accordingly too if you're increasing her hips/ass. If she has a wide square torso she'll look terrible regardless of her hip width. It's all about proportions and adjusting as necessary.
What do you have so far?
>>170975504
make them
>>170975748
this is the best I can do, I have about 5 or so variations on this theme
I'm trying to make her more curvy and more pretty
>>170976990
>>170976990
first your gotta learn that thicc =! attractive
>>170976990
>>170976990
>>170977754
>>170978086
I like your thicc and mine. Its the right amount.
Why would you want a fatty when you could have a flatty?
>>170978274
fat people like fat people
>>170978274
really sick of this dumb bitch's face
>>170978310
You can't fix tsg unless you remove the circlejerk. It's that simple. You can't remove the circlejerk either because they'll just tell you there isn't a circlejerk, call you a shitposter, and ignore you
>>170978521
then join the circlejerk?
>>170978146
Yeah man. The Goldilocks zone of thicc is the best.
>>170976990
I dont know exactly what you are looking to do. Do you have a real life person you are trying to design around?
>>170978521
You need to relax. Join in, there arent many of us so naturaly we will talk to one another. Sitting there crapping your pants because you walked into people who have been here since Sims 3 talking to one another is not the best way to get to know anyone. Any general is like this you will have regulars but we were all new once. We joined in.
>>170978480
Well, no one likes your face.
>>170978521
its run by ea shills anyways. muh thiccckkkk feminin penis
>>170978804
What.
>>170978804
Don't forget the /pol/tards.
>>170978804
>>170978871
You seem upset. Where are your sims, oh right, you dont have any or are too scared to show them. Cutiepies.
>>170978853
CUTE
Dubi Dubi
Help
>>170981213
what was the point of this post?
>>170981213
>PBS viewers are suicidal
Go figure.
>>170981213
Get lots of money. That leads to happiness.
>>170982607
>>170983574
is he fucking these girls
>>170984348
It was a business meeting
>>170985313
that wasn't what I asked
Hi
>>170987665
Soo Soo
>>170987824
Dag dag.
>>170970336
>>170970484
>>170970619
>>170970810
fantastic photo set, I especially love the one where she stands with her husband.
did you use the funre funerals mod?
>>170978521
Can you at least describe what you mean with "circlejerk"? Who is the circlejerk in this thread?
>>170990627
>stirring shit
don't do this, anon
>>170990627
It's the folk using the discord, so that includes me apparently. /tsg/ is small, at least compared to other generals. Naturally a closed group is going to form because the same few people come here.
>>170978274
>>170989091
I do and its great I love her mods!
Can i connect to the community without the use of origins on my cracked version?
>>170997110
no, you can have someone zip up the tray files if you see something you really want, though.
You can alsobuy base gameand keep it on a separate computer to browse the gallery yourself
>>170997408
ok thanks
>runs the witcher 3 60 fps on ultra
>horrible stuttering on the sims 4
please optimise your games, developerscan this be fixed
>>171004404
Mine only does that in old saves on very busy lots
Are there any pointy ears mods for pirated Sims 4 v1.25.136.1020? There is one in MTS, but it's made for v.1.26.
>>171008158
They're already in the game then. You just drag the ears while in detailed edit mode.
>>171008441
Nah, it makes ears bigger. As I said, I have cracked Sims 4.
>>171009029
So do I, o well
>>171009504
do you use this mod
http://modthesims.info/d/538744
?
with that one you can do pointy ears
>>171009504
Any way to achieve this?
>>171009634
Gonna try that.
>>171009634
Yeah, that's probably why then
>>171007546
I just started a new game, it's not terrible at home (at least to begin) but go anywhere with more than one person and it shits the bed.
I'm bored, I don't really know what I want to do...
I might make hergo to the gym
>>171010172
So, it's probably a combination of problems.
1. Simulation lag
If you're a pirate, download the simulation lag fix
http://modthesims.info/d/585420
If you bought the game, this mod will not work anymore. I'd try using MCC to limit how many townies can spawn in the lots you're having problems with. Also make sure ghosts are being cleaned out and let relationships cull
If you go to the city a lot, these areas have a lot more stuff going on with the city vendors, events, and stuff, so they get choppy faster.
2. TS4 is very CPU heavy and the Witcher is more GPU intensive. If your computer build focused more on gpu, that might be contributing to it.
Also make sure you're launching the 64 bit client
>>171010172
i've noticed that going to public places now will cause every sim in the game to go to the same lot and try and do the same activities that you do so much so that performance drops considerably and my sim actually has a hard time doinf certain activities because he now has to compete with the whole world for the activity that you want to perform.
>go to kareoke bar. hang at the bar for a second or two.
>maybe i'll sing at the kareoke machine.
>en route to the kareoke maching some guy from the street comes running in and dibs the kareoke maching before i can get there.
> more and more sims start showing up.
> they all want to sing at the kareoke machine.
> computer starts chugging.
> yeah. ok. maybe it's time to go home.
>>171011420
The creator of the mod posted recently in the comments, it should still "work" but it seems like EA has fucked up something so it doesnt work all the time. Worth to download as a non pirate anyway
>>171011541
You can use the "reset object" cheat to make sure the sim using the machine stops right away. I like use that when some random freeloader grabs a drink that I ordered before me.
Won't fix the lag though, but you can lower the maximum sims per lot with MCC like the other anon suggested.
>>170994638
This tbqh
>tfw like both fatties and flatties
feels good
>>171011541
thanks, is MCC really worth it though ? doesn't it take a lot of work to get it just right ?
>>171012678
meant for
>>171012096
>>171012678
If you're worried about it, just download the modules you need.
The main one, cleaner, population, and tuning should cover most useful things.
Any point in playing ts2 over ts3?
>>171010585
Diet time!
>>171012346
>>170994638
Agreed. Variety is the spice of life.
>>171013786
No! Feed her until she pops!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtEFEdrrXc4
>>171012678
Yeah, I can't even think of playing without it anymore. It's not really hard to configure, just read what each option does and set it the way you want it. It's pretty intuitive.
>>171013362
2 runs better and with the high res mods it looks just good. True open world is the only thing 3 has going for it I think.
>>170950642
>>170952959
I want her to sit on my face so I can eat my way to her heart.
>>170978274
This one is lovely too but needs a good spanking.
>>171019979
claude pls
>want to make a family
>no toddlers yet
>>171022472
Are you a pirate? Cause Toddlers were added in a free patch for ts4 back in January
My sims all grew to elder before I got any snaps of them. Are their beautiful young faces lost forever?
>>171022750
I'm actually a ninja
I can't justify buying this game since it's still so bare and bit 'lifeless' it lacks the charm 2 and 3 had
>>171023379
i find it to have way more charm than 3 ever had
feels like ts2
>>171022472
>2 months after toddlers released
>still no crack
Can't wake up
>>171023452
3's uncanny faces aside because those were terrifying and the fashion choices were much work.
>>171023452
>feels like sims 2
>except for the cartoony graphics
>and missing features
>and missing content
>oh wait its not like sims 2 at all
>>171023595
worse*
Where the fuck did MCC go, it's not on modthesims anymore
>>171023379
but yet you complain about not having them, so you do want it you dont wanna pay, so you wait and watch other people have fun
>>171023673
the grafics looked cartoony in ts2 ? they are much closer to ts4 than to ts3
>>171023595
i miss those clothes, hopefully we will see some of them back with a generations sp
>>171023932
seems like he wants the patreon money
https://deaderpoolmc.tumblr.com/
cancer
>>171023223
Guess this is all I got. They'll all be dead soon
>>171024496
FUCK
>>171024214
Not exactly complaining just stating a fact.
I can always load up 2 or 3 and do a family. The aesthetic just looks really good in 4. But there's much more to do in previous games compared to the current, even in the base games. Damn now I think I really will load up one of the previous ones.
>>171024275
If they do it, it would be nice to see.
>>171020170
now now, I may like to toot my own horn but I've like a billijian sims I cant favor just one :^)
>>171024496
Its only pre release that is up for that, he puts it public a lil bit later on
Why does enabling wickedwhims cause Sims 4 to boot me back to the main menu if i try to enter a lot in City Living?
>>171025645
Could be a version mismatch.
>>171025180
so patreon cucks are the beta testers
nice
You guys have any ideas for an evil Sim in Sims 4? I want to make a sim that has a locked basement that hides a dark secret, but I'm having trouble thinking of something suitable to hide in there. So far I've thought of-:
-Bodies (won't work because the only available murder mod is the death ray, and sim bodies evaporate anyway. I guess gravestones would work but that seems unsatisfying.)
-Other sims held captive/Being tortured (Don't know how I'd keep them there or get them down there in the first place without adding them to the household, which would break the immersion. I've thought about using the cloning machine to clone other sims and kill the original, but I don't know if you can clone sims who aren't part of your household.)
-Stolen goods (Kleptomaniac trait could make this worse but I don't like how you can't choose what to steal or break into houses.)
Thoughts?
>>171026546
divide basement into multiple rooms
place one workbench inside every one of them
wait for sims to use it
lock the door
guys how do i make a trap? whenever i try to use the female clothes it always gives the sims boobs.
>>171025701
I hope she'll be featured on the Booru at some point
>>171028105
there is a few clothing options who dont do that
or just use a "male" looking top and a skirt
why do people purposely make ugly sims then lie to themselves that it looks good?
>>171028643
are there mods specifically for traps?
>>171029380
why these noses
>>171029380
>>171029053
jesus christ how horrifying. I'm not the best at making sims but man I know facial proportions. That is tumblr snowflake shit if I ever saw it. I mean I understand if you wanna make em look say like Pixar characters and when done right it can be really nice but this is just down syndromeitus.
>>171029053
If IMVU had unprotected sex with Second Life, then Tumblr Sims would be the baby they left in the dumpster.
>>171029380
The unholy union of Sim and Gnome.
>>171030158
nah you are really good with your sims
they look great!
>>171030158
what builds do you use on your isle in windenburg? show me~
>>171031182
Thank you!
>>171031339
>>171031585
thank you, I am gonna steal all your builds!
(or you could maybe please upload your savefile if you ever want too haha)
>>170782579
Does Sims 4 worth topirateor should i continue stick to Sims 3?
>>171024496
>wanting money for one's effort
>cancer
>>171031878
here ya go
http://www.mediafire.com/file/0lskvdj3vohaxm7/save+file.7z
>>171028185
I suppose it's a possibility.
>>171032807
my god thank you!
>>170782579
>tfw ATF patches for Wahoo
>>171032205
4 is worth pirating to mess with but 3 will be the most feature rich for a long while yet.
>>171033104
she's one of those cheap star trek aliens?
>>171032807
also you need to make a blog!!
>>171033975
Okay. I'm playing Sims 2 and I after having 5 top-level car dealerships and selling them off, I have a mansion and $3.5 million left over.
What do I do now?
>>171041821
start a harem
>>171034378
I definitely will for sure.
>>171039917
captain kirk would approve
>>171043369
https://simsinthewoods.wordpress.com/2015/10/09/ts4-download-medieval-market/
you might like this if you dont already have it
>>171051739
fuck off with non-sims stuff retard
How lewd is too lewd for this general? Are sfw lewds not allowed at all?
>>171056965
we don't make the rules anon, read the 4chan rules
Are you guys playing that Sims Online remake?
Hope those people down there won't look up.
>>171057294
no is it good
>>171056965
particularly stricter than any other generals
>>171059264
because people here report posts more
janitors and mods don't do shit unless they see it, and they only ever really see it if someone reports it
/tsg/ has people who like to do it for free too
can you guys help me with a glitch in my game?
i looked for the answer on google but couldn't find anything
it seems some of my mounted fish textures are bugged, the two fish i circled in the pic are the cichlid and the discus
i realized the texture they're assuming is from the "dramatic cooking poster", a wall decoration that i have in my kitchen
i have already tried deleting the poster but it didn't change anything
any ideas?
>>171061478
forgot to mention that when i hover the mouse on top of them they go back to normal
maybe that helps somehow
>tfw people asking for ts5 when ts4 isnt even close to finishing releasing all eps
R8 my makeshit stuff.
I need something that doesnt look so awful.
>>171061604
i got no idea, my dude
have you tried putting them in your inventory and taking them back out?
or if you're on laptop mode, try turning it off
>>171063209
>have you tried putting them in your inventory and taking them back out?
yes i have
>or if you're on laptop mode, try turning it off
will try that right now
>>171063209
>>171064615
turning off laptop mode worked!!!
thank you so much dude! you're really smart!
pic related is my (almost) complete fish wall :D
I will bump now
>>171065395
no problem, guy
that is indeed quite an impressive collection you got there
>>171063209
>>171065395
Why did turning off laptop mode fix it?
>>171068048
laptop mode apparently limits the memory allocated for the game to utilize at any one time so certain objects will start missing their textures if you load too many in a single lot
that is, if you'll take the word of the peeps over at the ea forums
>>171033590
what
Oh man, I haven't played this game in two years. And it kind of hurts to do so right now without the latest versionbooty-gashed.Does the Vampire pack add a new town?
>>171071424
Booru please
>>171071690
Yeap Forgotten Hallow.
>>171076303
rip
>>171076478
take off her clothes
Who has the best looking game?
>>171076303
>>171077034
>>171077364
vampires are already undead
>>171076478
That's neat! And you have a very lovely looking sim.
What's everybody currently doing?
>>171078917
I'm just sitting here changing my dolly's clothes.
On the off chance that this isn't a stupid question and someone will actually take the time to answer:
In Sims 4 I'm having a birthday party for a toddler, but he won't blow out the candles on the cake. I tried clicking on "ask for help blowing candles" as the toddler and "help blow out candles" as the adult. I moved all chairs away from the table. Moved the cake in front of, and then away from, the high chairs.
I even put the cake on it's own fucking table and still I get nothing.
The parent will pick the toddler up, then the que empties and they put them back down.
I have normal aging on so it that's not the issue.
This is extremely frustrating.
>>171078442
>>171078963
>>171080369
Are you perhaps using MC Command Center's pregnancy module? I remember with older versions it causes issues with ageing toddlers.
>>171080654
No idea what that is. Only mods i'm running are some nudity mods and some clothing mods.
>>171080535
>>171081568
>>171080369
https://forums.thesims.com/en_us/discussion/909329/cant-age-toddlers-with-birthday-cake
>>171082902
Thanks anon.
>>171082690
>>171083398
バンプ
>>171083073
You're welcome.
>>171084436
>>171084772
Can we get married?
>>171084781
>>171084781
>>171085014
Did she have a stroke or something?
I haven't played Sims since the release of Sims 2. With the torrent linked in OP I figured that I might as well dl and try it out.
What am I in for?
>>171084772
cuteee
>>171085198
it's 2 diff sims, the TRUE circle jerk
>>171084938
Only if I get to be player 1!
>>171085502
Thanks, anon. You're pretty cute too.
>>171085014
>>171085502
"I guess we're a circlejerk, Sari."
>>171086058
as long as the circlejerk is cute
>>171085963
I like being the little spoon anyway, cutie.
I played a little sims 3 and am already rich as fuck and don't know what to do.
Fuck. That went boring fast.
>>171085963
She's so cuuuute!
>>171085502
Hey man, how else would I react when someone is trying to impersonate my Sarina? I'm not gonna let her outdo me.
>>171086058
Apparently we are now?
I am totally the real Sarina.
>>171085236
Some good quality fun and enjoyment with a hint ofinescapable disappointment!
>>171086225
I like licking spoons.
>>171087489
I'll have you know this little spoon likes being licked.
how to make isla paradiso playable for me?
It lags horribly in the sims 3.
>>171086763
She can make mean chili too.
>>171087757
Oh wow those fangs! I want them too.
>>171087809
Have you tried this? http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=514909
>>171088224
Again a instructions that is way to complicated for me.....
>>171088398
There are other tips over here: https://forums.thesims.com/en_us/discussion/850495/isla-paradiso-fixes
I'm sorry I can't offer much more help than that. I reallyonly played The Sims 3 once.
>>171084436
what cc are her eyelashes
>>170782579
Do you like this idea?
Post pics of your Sims and their names!
Grichka Bogdanoff
>>171092552
Also, screenshots must be from CAS.
all my sims keep taking naps even when their sleep bar is full or almost full
is this normal? is there any way to fix it?
>>171092552
Florence Castor
>>170823068
Initially I was going to call you a filthy foot fetishist, but you're absolutely right, those feet are tissue box tier.
>>171092848
why
Anybody has that Sims DLC review in which a guy tells a story about a developer that hits her wife and commits suicide? I need it please, it´s hilarious.
>>171092552
page 10
>>171102552
New player here:
What does the "comfort" rating on furniture do?
>>171106431
It helps with energy if they were to nap on say a very comfy sofa their energy would go up faster same with beds.
>>171106431
I'm
>>171107714
Cut hedgehog btw
>>171106005
Hello if you are a boyfriend-free girl I want to make you a sweetheart from the ground-up.
So far I've discovered that Sims can WooHoo in:
Bed
Rocket Ship
Sauna
Any other places I'm missing?
>>171108648
The walk in closet.
>>171108648
Closet, certain bushes, hot tub
>>171108648
Bush
Closet
Hot tub
She's sticking with the diet, she went to the gym earlier too!
>>171111198
False. I took a fat Sim to slender and buff in like two Sim days
>>171100070
photoshop
>>171111351
Rude.
>>171112302
Don't eat me!
>>171112302
Cute chubster
>>171112302
That's really disgusting
>>171112184
>project Vie
http://simscommunity.info/2017/03/15/project-vie-is-99-9-a-hoax/
Su su!
>>171112991
Uh oh, what you do now
>>171112302
she is so disproportionate and I dont mean because fat, its almost like she has the features of a little person and no neck
>>171115882
Okay, help then?
This is her in cas with the only change being her weight because I had her at the gym earlier.
>>171117075
her lips are too big make her upper lip smaller, make her nostrils a little less wide, lower the lips a tick and lower the nose a tick too
>>171117075
I don't listen to what people tell me to do with my sims and that makes them unique. Just make your sim the way you feel comfortable with and what makes you happy otherwise you're going to be unhappy with your sim and you'll probably want to stop playing it.
Sometimes I feel like pic related sums up most of the Sims community.
>>171119816
Not all of them honestly, a lot are chill and normal.
>>171120794
Pic. Related.
>>171121473
My sister has that.
Looks like a goof lmao.
>>171121528
The disease or the mod?
>>171121789
The disease.
>>171121838
Smearing shit on your face is a disease now?
>>171122747
>>171122747
>>171122909
Horrible
>>171122909
Gonna need a link to those dog ears thanks
>You are awesome.
You know it lil cube!
>>171124203
https://mega.nz/#!HAJAmSKb!FDc6YqFTGGcBP9R2XG9JFYjKR-z7Fy_4t2kGL52jFgQ
Here they are
>>171125067
Thanks again friend
>>171119778
I think you're right, I only made a few tweaks, but They're not very noticeable. I mean I'm going to end up messing with how she looks again eventually anyway.
She's lost a lot of weight though!
>>171115767
Slapped her ass when she was on the treadmill.She's mad I didn't grope her too.
>>171123436
>>171127105
>>171092552
>Filename
Expert chef, personal maid, fitness enthusiast.
Why can't I create club requirements based on gender???
>>171127105
cuter when she was fat
>>171127914
>Why can't I create club requirements based on gender???
>can't create club requirements based on skintone
>tfw when you don't know if somebody messed with your toothbrush
FUCK
>>171128546
run fatso
>>171127420
Hot
>>171128546
OH SHIT
>>171128546
>>171128654
>>171128787
It's all good we're handling it.
I guess it worked out because I used the insurance money to make the kitchen look less shit.
I think the floors could use some work.
>>171127914
Because Sims 4 went all SJW on us and crammed transgenders into the game. So it would be literally impossible to segregate a club into the THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of gender variations on the gender spectrum (to say nothing of those who are GENDER FLUID). So the devs said fuckit.When they really ought to be saying: There's only two genders. Deal with it.
>>171129227
>>171130447
That was close
>>171130690
The whole "Look at my special gender, please notice it!" bullshit isn't even that huge of a deal.
It's just the same bitchy fuckers complaining over and over again. No big company should even be paying attention to them.
>>171131364
Sure was...
>>171128047
Also I was thinking the same thing tbqh. She might be fat again sometime who knows.
How did you guys enjoy my prank on the idiots of the sims community? Pretty epic right? Can you believe everyone is that stupid?
>>171127105
>>171132898
Okay, nobody else has mentioned it so far so I guess I got to be the bearer of bad news:
You really
really
REALLY
fucked up really bad in the "Create A Sim" when you pulled her hips out to those mutant proportions.
Maybe you thought it was cute at the time because you had her fat or muscle inflated up in CAS at the time, but the way it works in CAS is that you are more or less screwing with skeletel/bone structure of a sim, and the "meat" (fat and muscle) on top of that is malleable as they eat (or not) and exercise (or not). Maybe you had the muscle/fat sliders in CAS set a bit higher at the time and so the true size of her hips didn't seem as obvious at the time.
What you obviously did was yank her pelvis out to elephant proportions that obviously don't match the rest of the bones she has. So, no matter what you do in terms of dieting and exercise, she's always going to look like a fat ass.
>>171133356
>How did you guys enjoy my prank on the idiots of the sims community?
I wasn't paying attention
>Can you believe everyone is that stupid?
Yes
>>171133654
So you're triggered by wide hips? I'm more bummed out that fat doesn't sag in ts4, hopefully they fix that by ts5, fat sims in ts4 are built like a plastic baby doll with tits
>>171133356
What do you plan on doing next?
>>171134201
>So you're triggered by wide hips?
There's wide, then there's "inbred mutant child born to an alcoholic mother who didn't stop drinking while she was in the womb"
>>171110794
>>171111198
what hair is that
>>171119816
the tumblr community yes
you can just check the sims a user makes and see what kind of person they are
>>171133654
>>171134662
I'm pretty sure I didn't fuck up because I think it looks fine, but thanks for the input friend, I'll keep it in mind.lol
>>171134894
Long front messy conversion by kiara zurk
>>171133356
It was boring, most didnt even believe it.
Cant you make it better?
>>171133654
I agree, I love big hips but these arent proportional to the sim. I think he used a slider mod to make them this big?
It just makes her look weird.
>>171135501
thanks
>>171135641
Also I'll admit in this picture >>171127105
her hips were too wide, but I don't think it looks bad now. Same hip width, the waist and weight are just slightly different, same as: >>171132898
But w/e I like how she looks.
>>171137165
Its a bit better but i guess its still too much for me
if you like her thats good tho, did you use a slider mod to make them this big?
(I prefer hips to be the same size as shoulders and the waits to be thin, like pic related
>>170823068
It's actually common practice to "spend" all your polygons on the top half of models.
ps youre totally into feet my dude
>>171139074
Even though you're saying that, they should make sure the whole model is at least up to standard. It wouldn't be so bad if the whole body were low-res/low-poly, but making only a certain body part like that is really jarring and only makes it stand out more.
>>171138576
Well, I like them and hey to each their own. Also I didn't use a slider mod no, they're just maxed out.
>>171139930
It's probably because nobody but footfags actually looks closely at feet. Same deal with the elbows and knees; nobody notices how shit they are except for fetishists.
Is someone creating a thread or should I do the honors? I mean if you're creating one I don't wanna blindside you.
>>171142125
Do it. Thread limit is 750 though so we got a little ways to go.
>tfw giving every premade in Windenburg a makeover
>>171147442
>TFW male IRL
>TFW big Sims fan
>To the point about caring about female Sims makeup
>TFW awkward conversation with girlfriend about what various make-ups are for and how best to apply them.
>TFW use that knowledge to make female sips prettier.>TFW girlfriend gets the wrong idea and asks to put makeup on me before we go to bed>TFW wondering if I should do it or figure out a easy way to break it to her it's just for The Sims and I don't actually want to wear makeup.>Unless it gets me sex more often
>>171148927
I think its cute when men enjoy sims too. Often male simmers are even more immersed into the game than female ones.I usually dont give me sims makeup, I use "natural lips" mod and a few skindetails
>>171149145
I can't help but put every bit of available makeup on female sims I make - eye shadow, eye liner, rouge, lipstick, etc - at least for their Formal outfits. And jewelry. And high heels....yes, some guys are receptive to all that stuff.
>>171148927It will get you more sex
Just speaking as someone who's done this before.
jesus christ
>>170823068
yeah, looks like the goldsrc engine.
>>171148927
>tfw male irl
>tfw exclusively make female characters.
I can't post images
>>171152897
we hit the limit, you're fine
>>171152986
then why are we still in this thread
>>171153051
because we're chillin
>>171153535
fuck
what the fuck guys
image limit and page 10
somebody make new thread
>>171157641
no one in the discord cares. it's over
You know how sometimes you take a shit and no amount of wiping afterwards is enough? And you gotta hose off your butt under the bathtub spout?
That's what I'm going to do right now. If only we could take perfect blue poops every time like the Sims.There. A literal shitpost.