/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

GP1 will be a bad car

>>170779016
Why are we disappointed in the GP1? or is this like a preparation for disappointment?

i like gta post gta plz

>>170779262
Meant to say "inevitable disappointment edition"

I want to facefuck Kaz

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R8 and deb8

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>>170779165
assuming pic related is also the GP1 there will be a number of visual options which is all i care about

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>>170779016
I wont be disappointed in this car because im not exited or looking forward to it at all the only thing that looks sort of unique about it is the butterfly scissor doors that's about it.

But now pic related is a car to be exited about
>Good looking
>A super car that actually looks like it wasn't designed by a five year old with autism
>Actually would be a unique super car

Who is the best non-main character in the series?

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>>170780348
Lamar Davis

>>170779618
Like anyone gives a fuck about subjective opinions about old games for the 1234th time, fuck off.

mingi mingi mingi munayo samawensangu~

>>170779262
the new cars are going to be time released one at a time again.

>>170779262
Because it's a yet another Supercar and just a regular version of the Tyrus.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m4fVuFwqvk

>tfw no comfy street car DLC

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hilarious when hackers teleport you under the map.

I can't see text chat or type in chat

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>no one in discord

>>170784035
link

>>170784035
>its more dead the the thread
dream come true
>it killed threads
>now it killed itself

>>170784035
Everyone moved to a new one.

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>when the sale vehicles telefrag personal vehicles

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>When an NPC doesn't properly stop in your path and another NPC corrects them

>>170784783
You know I'm seriously starting to think other players in the session cause this.

It never happens when I'm in sessions by myself

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Are you a cool enough dude to drive an Imponte?

>>170784915
Yep, it happens with other people only. I never experience this in private sessions as well.

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>>170784987
My first car way back at 360 launch was a Ruiner.

Also, you're all right.

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>>170784987
First car, best car

>>170784987
I added the shakotan exhausts to mine
Am I cool

>>170785669
Matte black and neon as well as heavy tints, great, you customized it like an autist.

>>170785671

You're the opposite of cool.

>>170785865

Don't forget

>female character

>>170786050
Sweet I'm supercool

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30805556

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Are there cracked servers for GTA online on the PC? Is it possible to play online at all with a pirated version?

Asking for a friend of course

>>170787281
>Asking for a friend

????????????????????????

this isn't SWIM nigger

>>170787281
Yeah, FiveV or FiveR its called.

Most of it is CopRP.

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Would R* be petty enough to ban someone for doing nothing but grinding the same race 2810 times?

>>170788030
Depends on whether you use an external program to teleport.

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>Elegy glitch still works on PC

>>170788238
Just a macro for finishing the race then restarting it.

I calculated that doing it 2810 times will get me Rank 120 and 11 million.

>>170788392
It is probably possible to detect that if you just leave it running. Someone playing the game for 24 hours or more is pretty suspicious.

>>170787925

My friend says thank you.

Who else is dead inside from grinding?

>>170789563
>not glitching

Props to you for staying alive this long. I've long given up on grinding.

>>170789595

I'd rather not get my ass banned.

>>170789668
If you're on PC, I understand.

But on console, lmao there's no risk because they don't give a fuck about these glitches since the people glitching wouldn't pay for Shark Cards anyways.

>>170789829
I glitched as well, but they do fix glitches in the matter of hours.

Remember the character switch glitch that involved owning offices? That glitch was active during Bikers on a Saturday midnight-to-morning, like, they had a couple of programmers stay up that fucking late just to patch a money glitch, and on the weekend nonetheless.

Considering how Jewy Rockstar tends to be, I bet they had the programmer patch it during unpaid overtime on his day off. That must suck.

>>170789829

I never really hear of glitches on PS4.

>>170788030
>>170788392
That sounds pretty ingenuous, actually. And I don't think it's illegal either way, you're technically not modifying the game or cheating in any way. At best they might assume you're a really invested player?

How do you set up that macro? I presume it's a drag race that only involves holding W?

>>170789563

Grinding missions trying to make 1 milly to buy an office and do VIP grinding missions to make money for a warehouse to grind cars.

>>170791241
I found a macro through the program for my Cronus Max and thought id give it a try setting it up, but im sure you could do the same on PC using something like AutoHotkey.

The playlist for the exact macro is
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/rriker/games/gtav/xbox/playlists/
and the macro, if you can read code, is
http://cronusmax.com/gpclib/?s=3886

The "combo race" part in the only real thing you need to pay attention to, and really it only matters once you hit the first "XB360_RT" which is accelerate as everything before that is getting into the map, which im sure you can work out yourself.

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Post your first supercar

>>170791417
Walp, I'm on PC, so I have no idea about how to reconfigure that into a keyboard. Maybe it can be done with an Xbox controller plugged onto the PC?

>>170791695
If you have a Cronus, sure.

You can always try and learn, set_val is "Press" and wait(milliseconds) is"Hold for this long".

>>170790574
Yep, you usually have to be quick on them. I have email notifications that get sent to its own filter (to avoid spamming my inbox). I usually don't check them all, but if I see a couple of notifications with different types of money glitches, I give it a check. Of course, I don't bother with it all the time unless I'm running quite low on funds, which doesn't really happen that often (I have 40 garage slots free believe it or not).

>>170790918
And that's why they don't bother banning people because only a small number of people know, and an even smaller amount of people actually glitch. Believe me, there are a lot of glitches for the consoles that the general public are not aware of.

>>170791553
Zentorno.
Sold it and bought Itali GTB Custom instead. No regrets.

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>>170791553
Actually went on my PS3 Snapmatic to find a pic.

Entity was great back in the day.

>>170780348
the two English lunatics

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>>170791553
This vehicle was my go-to contact mission vehicle, and as an appreciation and reminder, I haven't sold it and kept it exactly how it looked.

It may look like a shitter car, but it's still a good car.

>>170791553
back in the days i didnt buy memetorno and got turismo instead

>>170793316
The Choice of Contrarians, aka the Grotti Contranrismo R.

>>170793316
But the Turismo released before Zentorno...

Unless you bought the game after that happened.

>>170793583
i bought the game when it was out on pc

>>170793454
i almost forgot about Vacca
i think it was first before tourismo
Got it for dem Vice City vibes

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>>170791553

I think I had an entity before but at one point I made a "ferrari" lineup.

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>>170794874

Sexy. But no 250 GT California?

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I wish we could get the anti material anti aircraft van mounted mobile weapons system remote rifle from the single player mission "Caida Libre"

Am i crazy, or am i getting MORE money and RP for completing the same exact race and playlist over and over?

It started at $4185 and 765RP and now its at $4343 and 800 and something RP.

Is it level? Is it after every map in a playlist it grows?

>guy has a win loss of 460/50
>easily beat him by like 15 seconds
>"i'm pro" - guy
hmmm

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>>170784783

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At least it wasn't during a sale

>>170762191
desu any new heli would be nice, anything that isnt another generic 2017 looking car

>airshow
>pilots make it looks easy, ppl think its fugin nothing just floating bricks

is the 52 better than 50? Are 2 pilots really needed in these desu? With all the assists they have these days one guy should be enough to kill a couple journalists once in a while.

>>170795962
>van mounted
Would be more fun if it was a trailer that you can hook on a suv, can drop it wherever you want and it wouldnt show up on the map for others, then control it from wherever you want.

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>>170790918
There's been plenty of dupe glitches on PS4.

>>170791553
Dont have a pic from dedgen, but I saved up and bought an entity whilst an irl friend was complaining about having nothing after buying a rhino. An hour later he joined my session and had his own entity, exact same colour/rims. H ebought a shark card for it.

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>>170791553
This is my first Super if you want to call it that. It's actually the very first car that I bought. Before that I used a normal Karin Sultan stolen off the street.

>>170797754
>Sultan RS
>not pink with anime paintjob

You're doing it wrong

>>170797817
>using meme livery because everyone else does

Whoever that anon in the last thread who needed help with prison break on the ps4 post psn. I can help you

>>170797817
>some rando let me drive hers
>Harambe license plate

I now own one

Is there an EZ PZ way to make loadsamoney? Anything like the old time trial thing?

>>170798561
"I'm fast"
*goes*

>>170798561
i guess that's why they call her the flash

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>>170798561

>>170790574
>middle of the night on Saturday
>you're dead tired from reskinning super cars all week and swimming in the J* money pool
>suddenly your boss rings and tell you to get your ass into work, or you're fired
>up for the rest of the night making a half-assed money glitch 'fix'

>All this mention of dupe cars in garages

I could had sworn they fixed the garage dupe glitch in the PC version. Also, didn't J* cap the number of times you can sell a car at LSC every day?

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>no one plays Capture
for what purpose

>>170800390
Dupe glitch still exists, it's just useless since you have to use non-insured Street cars for it
Yes, but the number varies for people

>>170800457
you just aren't up at the right time hehe

so I never done any CEO stuff till today.

I started warehouse selling mission where you have to drop off crates via plane.

but the shit only counted 1 drop off. other drops wernt counted and I couldnt do anything to help it so had to fail the mission.
is this some bug and how often it happens?

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lads should we make a list of non-GTAG players who have slighted us and must therefore be killed on sight?

Should I buy a Tropos if I already have the Omnis?

>>170801564
every IGN player

>>170801564
No, you should contain your autism.

>>170797036
from the looks of it that sale was mostly ruined by you

>>170801659
or let the autism loose and burn everything to the fucking ground

>>170802238
Join the reaper lords then.

>>170801635
Considering the cars have very little in common, I don't see why having an Omnis would factor into the consideration.

truffade > progen > grotti > pegassi > pfister > ocelot > everything else

SC: spooby.doo

add me to the crew senpais

>>170802568
Dewbauchee > Truffade > BF > Declasse > Imponte > everything else

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>>170801635
Go for it, anon!

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>>170784987
But of course

>>170804847
What colors did you use?
I like that wine shade.

>>170802391
not all autism is bad autism anon

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>>170806531
not my car anon, sorry
looks like garnet red with a silver/white pearlescent

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>mfw found out there was a model for the ruiner way back in san andreas but r* never implemented it

>>170804008
>BF > anything, ever
delete this

>>170806806
back in vice city: stories*

>>170806806
Looks like a Nissan to me.

>>170804008
>>170806897
benefactor is pretty lonely at the top

>can't get a full beard in gtao

why

did they and something fun or is it still "dude more shitty sport cars lmao"

>>170807975
It's still "dude supers lmao". Wait for spring/summer.

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>>170801635

>owning the omnis

Ironically?

Pic related: my omnis before I sold it

>>170801564
It's open season on all non-gtag anyway.

D E D
E
D

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Anyone here tried the GTAV Redux mod?

How easy is it to install? I tried to grab it a few days ago but the downloads kept failing on me.

Is there a trick to finding 16+ player race lobbies on PC? Or anything more than 4?

>>170813210
Make friends with people that like to race.

>>170804847
looks like cabaret red with a salmon pink pearl

hi i play gta

>tfw noone to nerd out about heli's with
wheres muh swashplatebruh reeeee

have any of you finished SP completely in first person?

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>>170791553

>>170819495
Would be a fun experience except for some mission actually requiring you to go 3rd person for hooking things for example. Not to mention the shitty FOV and lack of functioning mirrors in cars.

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>>170807627
>inviting all the nu-males to roleplay as themselves
no thanks

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>>170791553

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>completing yet another cargo mission to get some money in the end,but it takes forever
>suddenly,sharkcard ad starts playing on the radio
C* trolls hard there

>>170822814
>disconnect because lol unknown error
>changes back to michael
>he's in jimmy's room raging at righteous slaughter

The amount of times that reaction mirrored my own is beyond reason

Rockstar FAGGOT has commented on random threads in /v/ about RDR, Final Fantasy, and Kamen Rider or something within the past month or so.
These are recent comments and mentioned /gtag/ in one of them, but only saying that /gtag/ will be the only place that'll believe him announcing that RDR2 will have 3 protagonists like GTA V and won't have Marston as any of the protags.
He might be back here soon, but don't hold your breath.

Source: https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/tripcode/CSmUrZluSg/

>>170823092
Spoonfeed me on why I should believe anything he says.

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>>170823092
>RDR2 will have 3 protagonists

God I hope this isn't true

>>170823729
predicted bikers and i/e in full detail

>>170823729
He leaked the content of Bikers and I/E weeks before Rockstar gave any newswire post, dude.

I used to doubt him, but now I believe him.

>>170823869
>>170824060
anybody can make a rockstar faggot trip

GTA4's music selection is underwhelming to me.

>>170824198
yeah the username, but the code is unique

>>170824469
>being this tasteless

Are there CEO contact missions? I did one randomly once where we drove a water technical and attacked a yacht. How do I do this mission?

>>170826495
go to CEO terminal in office, select option on far right

>>170826812

Thanks senpai.

>>170823759
>young nigga slave,who just wants to get out of slave ghetto and become rich
>crazy yokel,who likes to hurt people
>retired caravan robber who is unhappy with his family
and then red dead online with 2mil dollar chrome horses and with dollar hooves

why are there so many fucking furfags in this game hOLY SHiT!!!!

>>170827821
No clue but the masks certainly don't help

>>170827821
because everyone plays this game

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>>170827821
Furfags are sadly everywhere...

On the other news
>R*F has returned
He'd better start leaking that Gunrunning DLC...
Hoping for pic related

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>Order helicopter
>It spawns on the road
>Order car
>It spawns on the helipad

???????

>>170828515
Quality R* programing at its best

>>170828424

I hope gun running does for guns what Benny's does for cars.

I want customization that doesn't suck.

>>170801942
Had some bad luck with the attacking NPCs ramming my car even though I wasn't in it. Did a sale in a solo session but I didn't expect the attackers to be that retarded

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>3 arm/leg shots

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Schafter is such a nice car.

>>170828515
>maze tower
jej'ing at your life anon

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>>170823092
>>170824198
>>170828424
The RDR thing was last year and the only recent post that appears in the archive doesn't appear to have been posted by his trip, which only makes it weird to be displayed alongside it. I don't think faggot-sama is back, sadly.

>>170829197
good job on killing him, faggots who run around dressing like autists are the cancer of this game

>>170829235
>armored
Ya blew it

>>170829260
That's Arcadius, you retard.

>>170829197
could have been using bullshark testosterone, should have started sightseer just to be sure

>>170828651
There was some "leak" on GTAF, that talked about weapon customization, but it smells like huge BS...

At the same time I think that it will be Cut Content the DLC. They so many thing regarding army vehicles/weapons that I wouldn't be shocked if they add Laser Sights or proper camo shit...

>>170829376
looked like maze tower in the dark anon, i'm sorry
maze tower might have been better

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>>170829423

>Cut Content the DLC

Hmm...

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>>170829307
Spoonfeed for you.

>>170829376
I have a non-armored one too, but it's white so I don't like it.

>>170829423
>Laser sights
Literally anything is better than the flashlight at this point.

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ゴゴゴゴゴゴ

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He was actually surprised when we started reporting him for using game exploits

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>>170829423
Worst of all, we're probably not gonna get the attack helicopter everyone has been wanting to see implemented in the game ever since it was released.

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I'm starting to enjoy muscle cars way too much.

>>170829613
Holy shit, where was this? Not in /gtag/, I presume?

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>>170829569
Rather than Savage 2.0, that will blowup after 4 shoots from revolver, I'd prefer pic related

>>170829569
They ran out of ideas anon, what did you expect?

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>>170830007
On /v/ muh weeb friend

>>170829692
I mean those at best gonna be just pretty attachment, that may add little bit of accuracy

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>>170827440

Howdy there cowgoy! Why not purchase a Buffalo card to get more poker chips if farming skinning missions is too slow!

*Rubs gravy train simply coincidentally large nosed hands together westernly*

>>170829989
Too bad you can't customize them for shit.

Remove the tints, faggot.

>>170830384
That's funny, why doesn't it appear on the archive when you search for his trip? Also, I'm willing to bet the thread was about the singleplayer DLC?

>>170826812

So it's "Special vehicle Work" ?

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The 2 classic cars are coming this Tuesday right?

>>170830384
notice that the AK resembled an actual Kalashnikov and wasn't the chinese knock-off bullshit we have now.

Fuck, GTA V Beta looked so promising.

>>170830721
Only the super car I think. The rest will either trickle out or come in a batch when the bigger update hits

>>170829989
>enjoys muscle cars
>bennys the sabre and turns it into a spic-mobile

>>170830721
I doubt it, I think they'll come with the gunrunning DLC or something.

>>170829989

It looks like you enjoy ruining them.

>>170830769

What are you talking about? It clearly has the chink stock in that pic.

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I want muh H1 dammit

>>170831123
No, I'm pretty sure that the rifle that Trevor is holding is a cyka blyat-rifle, notice how the texture is wooden instead of molded plastic or whatever they use for guns nowadays.

>>170830927
>>170830721
this tuesday will be the new progen and the special car stunt races, the infernus and the other classic cars were left out of the new newspost, which means theyll be time-released on at a time for a few weeks.

The gunrunning DLC will be in may when the timed releases run out.

Something unnnamed but announced will be released in summer sometimes, probably July.

>>170831123
>>170831350
Upon further inspection, that appears to be Trevor's hand, not a wooden handle.

My bad, it's the chopstick gun...

>>170830635
Did you searched through all the boards or just /vg/?
And it was about Chillad Mystery.

>>170830721
Canadian maggot (also known as Yan) said that they will be with "Cunning Stunts 2: Sam Houser is a Jew" as a drip feed...

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So considering they always put in vehicles from other games/movies/shows that are popular, the gunrunning update will probably have an armed dune buggy similar to the one from wildlands right?

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>>170830579
>>170830820
>>170831005
How do I fix them?

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>>170831654

No, it's gonna be the Mad Max update.

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>>170831648
>it was about Chillad Mystery
Holy fuck are you shitting me I hate R* now

>>170831831
That would legit be best possible update

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>>170831135
Prepare your boipucci

most likely with Gunrunning stuff...

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>>170831908

>New version of Benny's out in the desert
>Turn classic cars into off-road battle wagons
>Store them in a special garage like the I/E special vehicles

>>170831668
I myself advise against the liveries if you're looking for an authentic muscle car look, but if you want it to be a lowrider, make the paint glossy.

Remove the tint, assemble a classic black/yellow license plate, don't apply xenon lights, and give the seats a black or brown or red color as long as they fit the paintjob.

That's about it, anon. Enjoy the muscle cars.

>>170831860
>No significant traces of the JP in the files
>Only clue is shitty mural on top of Chillad

WTF did you expect?

>>170831668
not bennying the sabre to begin with

not using matte paint

not using dumb fire liveries

put light smoke on the windows if anything

not using spoke rims on a muscle car at all

at the end of the day its your car, do what you want, but I think it looks like a mess

>>170832165

Most muscle cars in the game should have a blue/yellow license plate. Only a few of the older ones should have a black plate.

Newer ones like the Ruiner should have white plate 1.

>>170832215
it being a benny car is fine as long as it looks clean, I only upgraded my Sabre to give it brown seats and have a massive speed boost, but the lack of stripes is triggering my autism.

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>>170832070

>All Gun Runner vehicles have spots for passengers to hang on the exterior, like the Granger/Roosevelt
>New animations for jumping from the exterior slot of one vehicle to another to board it
>New animations for entering a vehicle from the exterior slot
>Spikes stop people from boarding but mean no passengers

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>>170832309
60's and older - Black/Yellow
70's - Blue/Yellow
80's - White 1
90's and beyond - White 2, aka the regular plates

I have Blue-Yellow fitted on my Phoenix, but my Vigero gets a Black-Yellow since it's a '69 Camaro.

>>170832391
I couldn't live with it losing the stripe and having the muscle car wheels replaced with low rider ones

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>>170832582

White 1 is only for the late 80's and early 90's. Not the whole of either.

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>>170832536

>Customizable monster trucks

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>>170832070

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>>170832643
I fitted it with with chrome Classic Rod rims, so it looks fine, but I wouldn't have updated it if I had realized the stripes would be gone.

>>170832209
I was hoping that they would maybe easter egg us with something substantial at the end of the updates cycle, at the very least. Knowing that they have nothing planned for Chilliad is just sad.

>>170833228

I don't mind the lack of strips, but I just don't want it to be lowered.

>>170832643
You can use muscle car wheels on Benny's Sabre.

>>170831831
>>170832070
>>170832536
>>170832987
>>170833098

These are not a "high-powered military hardware"

>>170833496

Yes they are.

>>170833496
Don't you fucking interrupt my fan fiction shitposting.

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>>170832987

>Deliveries get made in your own war rig

>>170833556
Show me an army that uses those...

>>170833638
K, carry on m8, just don't expect them in a Gunrunning DLC ;^)

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>loud-ass loading intro because the game only checks audio settings once you're in the game

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>>170833910

The Warboy army uses them.

The last thing this games needs is more generic military vehicles

>>170833496
Well, they gave us fucking donks, who's to say they won't give us the ability to put tank tracks coupled with some armor plating on some normal cars?

>>170833228
>>170833478
you can use the muscle car rims but the tires themselves get changed in the conversion from a muscle car setup to a lowrider setup

I need help understanding the CEO crate jobs.

How do I pick up more than one crate?

I did one missions for two crates and they were inside of a vehicle and I just delivered the vehicle, then I did a mission for three crates but three illegal aliens stole them and I had to kill them to get them back, but I couldn't put them into the vehicle like the previous mission with two crates? It said I could only take one crate at a time. WTF is going on I do not understand at all.
Please help.

Zombie chopper or zombie bobber? I can't decide

>>170834462
your character is unable to life their puny arms and put crates into a van you bring, instead he has to incorporate the crate into his very being. This is an incredibly difficult but fast process, and you are unable to carry more than one crate using this method.

>>170834462
>How do I pick up more than one crate?
You don't. Do vehicles instead.

>>170834640

How can you tell if the mission will have the crates in the vehicle or if you have to deliver them one at a time? Is there any method to the madness or is it random? I want to do the three crate missions, but I don't want to make three trips to do it.

>>170834554

We can't make you decisions for you. Don't be a bitch your whole life.

>>170834772

Hire two associates?

>>170834705

Vehicle warehouses were millions of dollars, the crate warehouse was 40k. I only had 1 million dollars to buy into CEO with.

>>170834943
Sounds like a personal problem.

>>170834772
That is actually just random.

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DangerWorldWide this is ratslayer42 pls forgive me and my shit connection

I'm so sorry

>>170829197
>killing judge dredd
Do you have any idea how many years in the iso cubes that is?

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Leaked video of the new update

>>170834943
once you get the money, just buy the cheapest warehouse and start doing vehicles instead.

>>170834775
I'm just looking for some input

>>170834554
Bobber. It looks better as a one seater

Which special vehicle ceo activities are fun?

>>170835180
Beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye.

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>>170835337
You can now also color your pegasus vehicles
God I wish that was true

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>>170833098
>carmageddon
>we will never be able to tankify our stirling gt
>we will never be able to turn our tropos into a giant mole monster truck

>>170835180
>>170835496

That's actually pretty rad.

>>170835203

Ok I will thanks sir!

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>come back from a 30 day ban
>characters not wiped, just outright deleted

Boy Rockstar, you sure do take it personally

Doing a crate mission, suddenly it flies off in an attack helicopter. Says to "take out the chopper" but it gives me no missile launcher and no chopper to take it out. I follow it for ten minutes across the map in my Ruiner and shoot it 50 times with a sniper rifle, My car finally dies and it just flies off. I just lost 18K. This is not fun CuckStar. I feel like I have just been blacked. Fucking crates suck horribly.

>>170838015

>I own an office and a warehouse but don't even own a homing launcher

What the fuck kind of retard are you? Did you buy your office with shark cards??

does the security upgrade on the MC businesses even do anything?
this is the second time my coke lockup has been raided by the cops in like a week.
sorta funny though, i managed to kill the cops surrounding the place(the sandy shores one), for some reason the van holding my employees was driving toward me, so i got shot for a gap in the guard rail and misjudged it and flew into the road and the van ran me over and i died

>>170834554
Zombie Chopper
>>170835227
While this is true, Bobber is slower

>>170835496
how are modders even able to add this in online?
this is like completley new models and whatnot

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>>170829697
I gotta work in these conditions?

>>170838510
Nah, the list of vehicles smashed together is in the filename

>>170838603
ah
so it's all just mushed together in one big mess?

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>>170837358
stop cheating

>>170835496
holy shit is this real?

>>170838867
yes

you should log onto gta right now

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>tfw heist not ruined by randos

>>170838015
What level are you?

>>170838696
Yep, look carefully and you can see each part

>wow the modders are back
i'm seeing explosions and the "funny" object transforms, but i'm not seeing money hit the ground

>>170840624
>rockstar caring about explosions
>rockstar caring about "funny" object transforms
>rockstar not caring about the goyim recieving money

>>170840767
really gets my almonds activating

>>170840624
>modders

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>>170839867
>>170838202

I am only level 38 dude, but I saved every single shekel to buy a CEO office. Plus Cuckstar gave me some free dollarydoos.

>>170841142
Your next big purchase should be the welfare launcher

Hows the Steam port of GTA:SA?

>>170841871
not great but good enough. played it recently.

>fps is either capped at 30 or uncapped letting it run all over
>part of the game where a trick required you to cap it
>capping it at 30 actually caps it at 26-27
>no AA
>cant quit back to main menu
>doesnt save mouse sensitivity so you have to reset it every time you load the game

at least it didnt crash

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>>170784783

>>170842435
Well that's sad to see.
Is it the same 3 and VC as well?

>>170841871
they removed some music

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>Driving my Tropos
>The sun just set
>Interceptor by Mitch Murder comes on the Self Radio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hugowO0sSrM

We Nightride now.

>>170841871
Just fucking torrent that shit, much better than the remastered crap they have now

>>170842758
>implying we aren't always nightride

>>170842435
It gets the job done i suppose but make sure you downgrade the game back to 1.0 so you can the full radio soundtrack before R* removed some songs and the ability to mod if you want too.

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ha-ha i wonder if its going to be fun...
anything for a savage i guess

>>170842674
havent tried the steam version of 3. was going to play it before SA but i read the steam reviews which made it seem like you had to jump through hoops to get it to run like GTA4 after GFWL died.

havent tried the VC port either. plan to get to it someday though.

the port for SA isnt bad. the game is still completely playable and enjoyable.

haven't played since i got banned in december
are there any new hacks to get money yet?

>>170843850
>banned
>any more hacks
Glitch instead

>>170843930
ok well what are some glitches?
I'm on pc btw

>>170800962
It happens all the fucking time.
Don't do cargo missions because of that.

>>170844097
oh nvm kys pcuck

>>170844097
7sins

That's all I'm going to say

Yes this new car doesn't appeal to me at all.

lastly, is gtag active on PS4 or is it all bout dat PC download or die shit?

>>170844663
There are other cars coming too.

Side note, I've seen too many people assume only one car is coming with the update, which is not the case, so stop killing your own excitement.

Dave, add me on steam
id/captainessi
(and anyone else if theyre even remotely interested

>>170845062

Post them all.

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>>170845062

>>170844663
PS4 is active

>>170844963
will do soon, not exactly a steam l33t desu

>>170845062
>>170845251
MC update was a mistake.

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>>170845251

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>>170845448

>Cognoscenti has no front license plate
>Cognoscenti 55, the sportier version, has one

Why? These fucking ugly things should be banned.

Is the CEO VIP work worth the payout for the effort? They look like a lot of fun! Which ones are good to do solo?

>>170845319
>>170844963
maybe i got it, maybe
i can never get the steam thing right...

>>170845679
>Limo tinted windows tints the headlights on the Cognoscenti

kys R*

>>170845251
>took out 7 jets today on my bike
still the funniest thing from these posts

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>>170845639
>"Is here real bikers? I mean bikers who can do long wheelies and like tricks? And long wheelie is not 500m and u ride straight road. Long wheelie is at least 5km."

>>170846626
Agreed

>>170845954
Pics?
I want to see this dumb shit in action.

PS4 has the most tight knit community

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Casino when?

W H E N ?
H
E
N
?

>>170848719
sorry I'm not home, but you can try it out - it works only on the regular Cognoscenti AFAIK.

And by tinting, I don't mean the actual light, just the glass of the lights.

>>170843363

Get vehicle warehouse

I lost millions doing cargo before i learnt my lesson. Dont fall for the "switch sessions" meme either. Once I reset 5x and kept getting plane. I barely broke even that day. Fuck crates. Fuck them to hell

>>170850376
never

>>170850376
I think the final update will be casino, gambling, horse racing, fixing bets, shit like that for CEO's and Bikers. Plus maybe a casino heist.

>>170850660
Yeah no

>>170831654
god i hope it comes with kneepads

>don't play GTAO that often, maybe once every few weeks
>every time I log on I get awarded hundreds of thousands of dollars
Why?

>>170850376
Never, thanks to EU regulations about gambling in games.

>>170850821
So you can suck dick longer?

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Always bet on black CJ you busta

is it worth it to buy the ruiner 2k?
only special vehicle i want along with the amphibious stuff
I like the ruiner a lot and it was my first stolen car for a reason

>>170850925
You bet!

No, I just want to make my agent

>>170851168
Miniguns, homing missiles, a jump function, a parachute and the ability to call in a near indestructible version to shit on randoms. Your call.

>>170851168
Nothing over 2 million dollars is worth buying.

>>170851382
Except a vehicle warehouse

>>170851382
Does that mean the Cargobob is worth buying?

>>170851382
not if you have 300 million

>>170851532
Nothing pegasus is worth buying.

>>170851615
Except a Buzzard

>>170851615
Except a Hydra

>GTA IV was a remake of GTA III
>GTA V was a remake of SA
>GTA VI will be a remake of Vice City

hype

>>170851615
Except a Marquis.

>>170851835
So we'll be going backwards?

>>170851168
>dumped some money on the technical aqua because fuck it it's a makeshift thing and I love the concept alone even if I'll never use it
>CAN ACTUALLY CUSTOMIZE IT
wait WHAT

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>tfw making $760 and 153rp a minute for macroing races
>and it grows with level

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>>170852203
>10 hours to make $456k

>>170851835
The GTAVIce City is a lowball but they could keep focusing on the Heist aspect of GTAV and make a trilogy of LS, SA, and LV with their own games. SA and LV have big heist potential.

>>170852916
Thats 10 hours i can be jerking off instead of playing

>>170853042
You jerk off for 10 hours straight?

You might want to consider getting into porn my dude.

The crate business is horrible, slow, and frustrating. had to land a fucking plane in a swamp, climb out and fight 20 bikers, for a measly 100 K after spending my money to buy the fucking crates in the first place?

I might as well just run missions. Is this intentional and deliberate to try and make me buy a kike card or what? So much rick in public lobbies when private mission running is so so so much more profitable. Then after all this shit I keep getting "Saving Failed Goyim!"