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Probius inbound edition.


Hero/Team League Season 3 is ending soon. Do your placement matches if you want some gold and that mount.

>What's new?

>Probius, UI revamp on PTR
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20581816/
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20581817/

>Return of the Cho'gall event
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20602241/

>WoW Event; Play Warcraft hero with friends for free mounts
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20532383/

>For new players:
https://youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rpW8KRCY8A

>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation or try mode and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, you'll regret it.

>Current Weekly Sale
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20565040/
>Current Weekly Brawl
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20581818/
>Latest patch notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20581817/ (PTR)
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20581815/ (live)
>Latest In Development Video
https://youtu.be/8C8beOn1Qes

>Hero Rankings, various Statistics, Talent Calculator:
http://www.hotslogs.com/Default
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator

>Current Tier List
http://www.robogrub.com/tierlist

>Where do I find you robot lore autists?
"/join /vg/" in game chat

>Tips and other useful resources:
http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki

Previously on /hotsg/: >>170614923
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>>170761992
So, turn into a heal-slut.
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give me 4 bodies that can somewhat fight for a while and i will carry you any game
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>>170762372
You're right. I still play a mean Valla
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>>170762551
Disgusting.
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>>170762815
Funnily, my stats are similar (massively high winrates with heals) despite not playing them all the time (Aba/Gaz/Azmo still most played)
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ONE

LESS

TRAITOR
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>>170763684
TOUGH

BREAK

KID
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>>170762372
Support is actually the worst role you could play to rise ranks fast. Warrior is probably best because if you choose one with decent damage or cc you control the engages and disengages therefore controlling the entire fight

Support you just sit back and hope other people are more capable than you and then get blamed for everything at the end of the game
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LEI SHEN WHEN

meme him into existence plx
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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!
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Who is worst character and why is it Illidan?
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>>170764123

Mate, every franchise/crossover needs their own Shadow.
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li ming is fun and strong
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>>170764971
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can someone write my 500 word article so i cna play more hots?

>not a joke
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>when your team drafts absolute shit heroes like raynor and lili and then wonder why they lost

once again, lose because im first pick, so i can't fill for these retards
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>>170765614
>when your team sees to much hgc and draft stiches, tyrande and they suck

worse
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>>170765764
well, thankfully im not in that bracket

>first round nova and raynor
oh, this is gonna be fun
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first for shitty UI update soon
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i need to post their art on here more often
>when you see it
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>>170766046
it's going to be shit
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>>170766236
haahahahahahahhaaha I didn't notice that when I saved the pic.
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QM, place your bets.
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>>170763998
Reminder that this is the OP from the last 2 threads too. He keeps leaving the embed links on purpose, fuck this asshole to death.
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>>170766406
red
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>>170766406
blue
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>>170766458
dit
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>>170766602
sucks
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Bets?
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>>170766881
Hold on to mid game and you will win.
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>>170766406
Holy fuck, it was a shitshow.

Varian and Tychus were aggressively ping spamming the whole game. Varian was worse because he was shit talking the whole time too. They out pushed us in every regard, we couldn't even take a keep. We only got two tributes.

I just want to get Zera to 10 dammit.
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>>170766425
Nice try ponyfucker, but I didn't.

Also, where did all of the drawfags go? The last guy I remember drawing anything for us was the Alarak guy who drew this. I quit for months, so I wasn't around much, but I'm pretty sure we haven't had anyway since right?
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>Never trust an Omnic!

Poor Probius.
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>>170766976
>>170766881
We annihilated them. On set to win 31 to 0 until rag and chromie died. still won 23 to 0
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Why is Tracer best when thicc?
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>>170768301
Gratz and enjoy your gm mount.
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>>170768329
>take something
>make it fat
>thicccc >:3

Worse than the people that slap dicks on everything, desu.
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>>170768329
Her head looks a little small though, that's the only problem
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>>170768329
She's my favourite lesbian
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I keep hoping this game will be something more than a joke. But no, its just fucking trash
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>>170768842

t. mad because bad
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>>170768785
Thats a big cock
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>yfw dusty bro's final gift to us is superman
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>>170768785
>>170768329
Y'know, for all the running she does, you'd expect her to naturally have large thighs and ass.
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>>170769168
>dusty

kek
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>>170769446
You'd think. But we got instead a little twig figure.
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>>170763863
Wasn't Lei Shen on axolotl's list? Or was that just wishful thinking?

Also boggles my mind how people scoffed off MoP even before it was released, and it went on to have some of the best fucking raids. Throne of Thunder being the best.
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>>170769867
>dude pandas lmao
I enjoyed it, even if Siege of Orgrimmar did sort of drag on.

>>170768925
He's not really wrong, though. At least the game seems to be growing. I think.
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>>170769867
There's a giant ass-fuck list of potential characters that was released a long time ago and he's on it.
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>>170770172
>even if Siege of Orgrimmar did sort of drag on.
>sort of drag on
>sort of

I can't wait to see if they pull the same shit with Legion's last raid too.
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>>170769867
Panda was a shit expansion and all the raids were trite and piss easy.
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>>170769992
game would probably be more popular if it had more waifu bait
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>>170770416
I don't understand why people bitched so much about that, I got at least $1200 selling carries during soo and I hope I can do it it with legion.
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>>170770416
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. Sort of hope there'll be a moose sales equivalent or something.

>>170770597
Game might be more popular if it didn't put such an emphasis on teamwork, desu.

>gathering power
>quest talents
>last hitting talents
Baby steps.

>>170771062
ye amen
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>>170771062
Be careful with that, on /wowg/ a few weeks ago somebody made a post saying they were working on doing a lot of behind the scenes cracking down on people trying to sell runs and shit.
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>other team last picks valeera
>I last pick tass
>mfw

valeera got a good whoopin that game
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FUCK

VARIAN
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>>170771121
>didn't put such an emphasis on teamwork, desu.
So you want to bring in lolfaggots who refuse to work as a team? Eat shit.
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>>170771564
Who doesn't want to?
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>>170771564
I honestly want Warbringer to stun again, everyone taking the Protection talent just makes him even more annoying.
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>>170771530
They can only ban people talking about it in game they can't touch me.
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>>170771661
No

I mean fuck him as in he should be fucking erased

Instant self heals and invincibility for virtually no fucking mana
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>>170771572
You mean sort of exactly how most people play this game already...?

>>170771530
I thought that ban wave went out recently. Gold sales are my thing, stay away from the $, but none of the people I know that do the $ sales got hit, so, dunno.
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Wasn't sure about this at first, but you gotta love when everything comes together. Our Abathur far outclassed theirs.
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>>170771772
Stop being salty and git gud, faggot.
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>>170771670
Change it to a root. Forcing them to stay where they are, but allowing them to use abilities. Not quite as OP as the stun was, but more useful than 10% more slow.
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>>170772727
Fuck you twice.
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Even after being nerfed since his rework, is Murky still usable?
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>>170774463
Yeah he's actually in a really good spot right now
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>>170774553
And Gazlowe couldn't get the same fucking treatment... why, now?
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>>170768785
Where's her mouth? How come her nose is connected to her jaw?
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If you've ever played Artanis, neck yourself.
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>>170775074
Artanis was my favorite before the changes. I want my shield tank back.
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>>170775074
Seconding, desu.

also buff zagara
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>>170775257
How is Zagara right now?

Serrated Spines is one of my favorite talents in the entire game, maybe it's just because I have a hard on for infinite quest talents.
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>>170775380
I'm still having fun with her, but she's not a team fight wrecker like she used to be.
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>>170775074
He used to be one of my favorites, then they turned him into Stitches and I can't stand him now. Also doesn't help that every fag bandwagon-ed over to him and thinks they're the best player in the fucking world because they can dash and flip something.
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>>170775074
>>170775235
Why though? What happened?
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>>170776354
He was useless until lvl 16 and people like that for some reason.
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>>170776354
Scrubs who can't dodge the most telegraphed switch in the world hate him.

Reck pubs with this one simple trick!
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>Trying to get ranked placement
>Enemy team drafts Dehaka, Tychus, Falstad
>We have Artanis, Malfurion
>We ban Lucio
>Someone disconnects

Why is there no priority requeue?
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Why is Samuro the most fun stealther?
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>>170775380
Good in lower ranks, like most afk split pushers
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Aba/GazHL fag here. Got in to Diamond 3, only playing Gaz and Aba. 90% win-rate.
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>>170776354
He can now use phase prism why dashing. Pretty damn useful. But they really cut down his durability in return.
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any good heroes of the storm podcasts? it's a blizzard game so im assuming there's at least a couple up to date quality podcasts.
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>Play QM
>Five man stacks with Murky, Lucio and Ragnararos
>Three matches in a row
>Not even the same five man stacks.

Since when did QM get so bloody tryhard? I just wanted to play some casual games with my buddies.
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>>170782146
They also wanted to play some casual games with their buddies...
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>>170782146
>QM
>All solo queues on my team
>5-stack enemy team
>They always have a Medivh

Fuck this stupid fucking hero. He exists just for those fags who stack in QM, god knows nobody else plays him.
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New leveling system when?
I haven't played Abathur for months now since I got him to level 20
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>>170782146
>playing this shit game alone
lol
no
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>play QM with Zarya+sgt combo
>wreck shit because shields + zarya ult that fucks melee trying to get to me
>get a game against alarak and chromie
>chromie on my ass all game
>when 10s hit, just get one shot with Alarak ult+chromie dragon breath combo
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>>170777510
Even Nova players get in teamfights unlike Samuro players
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>>170784996
The fuck does he even do in a teamfight?
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>>170785128
Walk to the backline and use BS
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>>170785128
Block skillshots.

Function as a psuedo-offtank because of how distracting/obnoxious he is, but you know he'll just dash away if you get him low
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>>170784801
I fucking love it when the enemy team has a hammer when I'm playing Chromie. Even If I don't one shot him with my combo, it drops them low enough that they have to fuck off
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>>170785128
He can make auto lose into something different
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>>170785192
This is something I noticed playing him, it feels like he can't take any hits at fucking ALL. He feels so incredibly fragile. I feel like he needs a health buff, but maybe I'm just bad or something.
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>>170785359
blend in with your clones more so they can't tell which is which
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>>170785431
Well yea, but... fucking everything has AoE these days.
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>used to play nova in QM for fun
>now play valeera instead
She is just so much better at it. Deals the same burst but also has stun
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>>170786557
*picks tassadar*

heh nothin personnel
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>>170786557
Nova is overdue for a massive rework. I would say even Samuro shits ojn Nova, at least he can clear and merc, and more consistently fake people out with his clones.
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Would you play Team League with me?
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>>170786802
*picks anub*
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>>170786707
I hate new Tassadar with the fury of a thousand suns. It's not "my" Tassadar
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>>170786818
you don't like him being the anti-stealthy when blizzard keeps adding stealth characters?
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>>170786815
Did you mean to reply to >>170786707?
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>get warning for afk
>drop chromie W on minions and objective boss pushing
>get kicked 20 seconds later anyways
What?
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>>170787313
why do you afk?
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>>170787339
We were 3 levels behind because soaking lanes is so hard, lost both our keeps and enemy immortal was still full hp
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>>170787439
For a genre that's usually about laning a lot, it sure is odd how fucking horrible people are at soaking.
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Great game Hermit.
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>>170787701
Thanks dear. Didn't want to get demoted from GM the day after I got to it.
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>your valeera picks the block talent
That's when I knew we were losing
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>>170786802
When is the "random select" dude going to be made into a hero?
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why are you playing ranked if you're gonna throw the fucking match holy shit I was a match away from plat
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>>170787654
I have a friend who's been refusing to play anyone but azmo lately. He ignores all pings, and ditches a lane immediately if someone else on out team isn't in it. it's disgusting.
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>>170788489
only constant!!! you are the rank you deserve!!!!!
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>>170788360
I'd love for everyone to get Nexusman skins, actually. Then something would finally match with the nexus warhorse at least.
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>>170788360
So just the Nexus as a hero?
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>>170788581
>11 games without loss
>suddenly retard team with murradin that chases instead of peeling Chen and Thrall off support
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>>170782225
I've played against two 5-stacks tonnight.

Both rocking any variant of Medivh, ETC, Muradin, Lucio, Ragnaros, and whatever else. All on voice comms, because they were a little too sharp and quick to react to shit.

This shit should not be allowed.
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Diamond 2
>hes first pick and instalocks abathur
>hes first pick and instalocks chromie
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>Stand with me! or fall before me.

How do you respond /hotsg/?
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>>170790004
BRAAAAAAAAAP
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>tfw enemy doesn't have a counter to your Chromie
Piercing Sandblasts with the increased damage quest and ability power increase for landing them feels good
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I am tempted to spend some shekels on Ranger General Sylvanas and Crown Prince Arthas.
Convince me not to do it /hotsg/
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>>170790408
Crown Prince was just on sale like two weeks ago. I snagged it then. One of the only skins I like.
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>>170790408
If you're not playing Rehgar you should stop playing hots
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Just got my first game playing against a team with 3 stealth heroes

This game is ruined
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Nothing more comfy than playing with 5 /vg/ niggas
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>>170790686
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>>170790408
just bought thunderguard zarya on a whim. what am i doing with my life?
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>>170790482
I do play Rehgar, however he is one of the few characters with a relatively modest Master skin. I plan to get it eventually.

>>170790451
Sales do not apply to me because I live in Mexico. The prices for skins, mounts and whatnot are already pretty low in MXN so Blizzard decided not to apply discounts anymore.
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>keep losing today in ranked
>already lost a rank
>realize it's sunday
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>>170790887
Dumb frogposter.
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>>170790961
hello that Diablo who keeps charging leoric and dying to turret fires
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>>170790887
only constant frogposter
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>>170791082
I was on a 14 winning streak brah
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>No-one talks about the upcoming Kerrigan skin
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>>170790830
Getting a nice skin for a fun and cute hero.
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>>170786439
But the only characters with AoE that actually hurts are super squishy and die in like 4 critical hits.

You counter those as much as they counter you.
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Still need Anub'arak/Zagara porn
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>>170790408
Crown Prince and Ranger were in a bundle some months? ago, like 80% off for 5 heroes and each a skin, only cost 5 bucks in total.
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>>170791163
We already have the succubus skin. Who cares about the rest?
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>she
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30k to spend on:

Tassadar
Sylvanas
Morales
Dehaka
Chromie
Nazeebo
Artanis
Anub'arak
Valeera
Murky
Lucio

wat get?
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>>170791791
>this nigger doesn't want more skins for his bae
Yo, barbarians need not apply. Only the civilized know the pleasures of playing dress up with their waifu, just take a look at the Japanese.
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>>170791870
There's no random skin/mount option is there? It's always been kinda hard for me to pick skins when a character has a bunch of good ones.
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>>170791758
How often do bundles change anyway?
I've only played this for like 2 weeks.
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>>170790686
>Those grafics

PLEASE SIR
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>>170791639
To get to the point where Samuro's damage is a threat, I'd have to get to 16 first. Until then, shit is rough. Unless I'm SOMEHOW not doing something right. Really just feels like he starts out shit then scales upwards as the game goes on.
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>since 10 min in hl queue
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>>170791867
dehaka

anub's cool too but blizzard is "reworking" him so wait to see if he's still fun after those incompetent junkies stumble around on their keyboards
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>>170771736
>Grom doesn't have black chin
Garbage
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>>170792034
Every week other shit goes on sale, Bundles get changed with each new hero release and special holidays.
The "Nexus" bundles are staying. They are also super cost effective.
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>>170792867
Cool, so I guess we'll see some different bundles when Probius is released, hopefully some good shit in there.
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how do I gitgud with Sylvanas? Anything I should know?
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>>170793264
run to bot lane and roll your face on the keyboard
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Tell me /hotsg/ regardless of power, which heroes do you find the most fun?
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>>170793445
cool I'll try it

>>170793458
Force Wall Tassadar
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>>170793458
Anub and Reghar, Rexxar used to be my favorite but they absolutely trashed him with the Misha rework.
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>>170793458
Abathur and Chromie
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>>170793591
>they absolutely trashed him with the Misha rework.

I really like his design but I've only played him by fucking around with the "Try" option and I haven't been playing for long, how was Misha different?
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>>170793458
Hammer
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>>170793458
Greymane and Sylvanas
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>>170793458

L E O R I C
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>>170793458
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>>170793458
Azmodan
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READY

TO

DROP

THE

HAMMER
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>>170793458
Rehgar. And Valla
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>>170793759
now you can only give simple commands with D and improve her via talents, used to be she was sturdy by nature and you could call her back by double tapping her command that was on F1
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>>170793759
People can't adapt to micromanaging Misha more, like this guy here >>170795349

Attack, Stay in Area, Follow me are the commands you currently have, and they're all you need. You CAN quickly recall her by pressing Alt+D.

>muh passive/aggressive setting
Absolutely negligible loss of control. There's no scenario where you can achieve something with these that you can't with the current controls.

They also completely ignore the QoL changes, like ordering Misha outside of leash range and her increased movement speed when ordered.
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Holy fuck Lucio's speed is broken as shit.
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I operate on a level you cannot even begin to comprehend
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quackniix is streaming from under his desk

The absolute madman
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>>170795987
Probably GoT with polymorph. Why are you even taking the terror as Valla?
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>>170795987
Wait what?

How do you silence people with Valla?
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>>170796070
Why wouldn't you?
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>>170796218
You're DPS and your escape isn't that great anyway
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>>170796323
But it's not like the other options actually do better DPS than using skills + right-click.
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does everyone agree that hl is trash?
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>>170797004
Honestly, this whole game is sort of trash if ONLY for the matchmaking and how loose their MMR/rank systems are and whatnot.

The game itself is fantastic, it's the nitty gritty shit that kind of pulls it back a bit. But yeah, basically. Just play whatever is most fun for you.
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>>170797227
it would be the best ASSFAGGOT on the market if they fixed the matchmaking and allowed for the purchase of skins with gold.
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>>170797227
>Just play whatever is most fun for you.
Having close games where everyone does their best on an equal footing is fun.

Getting stomped because a retard Gazlowe and Nova 2-stack doesn't understand that your healing numbers are lower than the enemy's Brightwing's because there's no one to heal because they keep walking in one by one and get blown up instantly so he's going to afk in fountain isn't fun.
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So I've noticed that Lucio is basically 100% ban rate in ranked. I don't know if it's because he's actually OP or if just nobody wants to deal with his bullshit like Valeera and Rag, but it seems to be one of the few things pubs can agree on during drafts.

What's actually a good counter to Lucio if you don't ban him? Stuns? Dive? Point-and-click AAs? Or do you have to devote your entire draft to countering him and that's why everyone bans him?
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>>170797317
I haven't had a game like you described in months and months.
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>>170797506
Why are you even here if you haven't played the game in months?
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>>170797484
his speed boost and aoe shield are retarded and if you don't have a reliable stun/silence you'll never catch him, he makes post nerf dehaka viable though
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>>170797529
Maybe it's just good luck, or... the MM system works.

So, I guess it's just good luck.
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Medivh or wait for probe ?
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>>170797894
probe unless you play with people on voip, most assholes won't ever use Medivh's portals even if it would save them/get them an easy kill
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KAEL STILL DIDNT FINISH HIS QUEST AFTER 20 MINUTES IN DIAMOND 4 WHAT THE FUCK
WHAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>170798559
shit happens
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>>170798559
>2011 + 6
>still going flamestrike build when Ignite is dead
I seriously hope shiggy diggy and so on.
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k its over. im done with this game. 4 hl games in a row where someone went afk or started trolling.
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>>170799820
>playing HL
Just play QM you faggot
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>>170793458
Medivh and TLV
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>>170793458
Anub and Diablo
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>>170799984
that is the worst advice in the last several threads
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>>170799820
I don't know what's your league but this literally never happens to me
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>>170800780
GET THE FUCK OUT TUMBLR SHIT
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>>170800847
diamond
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>queue QM
>premade
>it sucks
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dead general dead game page 10 save rave
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Any advice on this guy? I love his design but playing him just feels mediocre all around, especially since I'm so easy to gank without picking an otherwise shitty ult.
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>>170804420
Hes really bad at most teamfights, avoid him in random groups
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>>170804420

He's just a laning machine. Clear wave after wave and watch cannons run out of ammo in a minute. He's highly gankable so map awareness is needed. If stealthers aren't showing on map, do not bother venturing out too far.

Outside of that, use root to help set up your team for things like Li-Ming/Kerrigan combos, or even just Diablo ults. Outside of abilities, he's melee, but most games I'm hardly ever meleeing in team fights. Don't bother meleeing unless it's a low damage skirmish and you can afford it.

If there's a big enough gap (so they don't just die to residual aoe), jam Skellie Mages in the middle of their team to split their front/back lines in team fights. It's also a low-ish cooldown so be frivolous with it.

But his main point is to be a wall destroying, tower depleting, if-you-leave-him-alone-you-lose type hero.
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>>170804420
>otherwise shitty ult.
You do know that mages are better than nova in almost every single case do you
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>>170804420
He's a Specialist.

Meaning he's a pusher, not a fighter.

Mow down creeps, soak all the exp, mow down towers and walls when people leave your lane for 10 seconds.

Just be enough of a nuisance in a fight such that your team will gain an advantage and you can go back to laning.
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>>170804420
Xul destroys a minion wave, then goes to the next lane and does the same thing, then goes back and does it again, and keeps rotating and clearing waves for that sweet sweet XP while the rest of your team worries about teamfighting.
His TF potential is pretty shit aside from the occasional set-up and possibly getting his debuffs or skeletal mages up, so his main purpose is to make sure your team is always at least 1 talent tier ahead.
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>>170793458
Force Wall Tassadar without a doubt. The wall saves and dooms people.
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>>170793458
Medivh the absolute madman
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>>170807009
Such doom.

>b-but the AA slows
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heh heh heh.. doom to the meme keeper...
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wew I'm not bronze.

What a relief.

Now to climb to GM where I rightfully belong.
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>>170809356
>that general chat
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gonna play hero league for the first time now bronze here i come
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>>170811567
I believe in you, anon.
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>>170811567
Aim for Bronze 5! Don't let your memes stay dreams!
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Page 10 reminder that march of the murloc is exploitable.
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>>170813863
how so
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>another bracket challenge

Oh, well. At least there's the participation portrait.
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>playing HL for the first time
>only ever had three games in QM, otherwise all vs AI
>Just go into every game saying I play [Warrior]
>Smashing bronzies and silvers

I do hope it at least pushes me up to facing golds before I finish these placements, because this shit is stupid.
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>>170791758
Those bundles are pretty good. I don't regret buying those hero bundles when's they're really cheap
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>>170793458
Tracer or Lili
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>>170815995
Same, Crown Prince Arthas is a massive improvement over every aspect of his normal skin like you wouldn't believe.
Well, almost. It still doesn't make Ghouls a good ult.
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>team fight
>2 people die
>i leave
>WTF YOU LEFT??? THATS WHY WE DIED!

I cannot stand hero league. I cannot stand MOBAs. I cannot stand people.
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>>170821332
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>>170821332
>team fight about to happen
>Valla tumbles directly into them for whatever reason
>deleted instantly
>they didn't use any important abilities
>our Xul immediately goes back to clearing waves
>gets spam pinged by Valla
>lmaooo split push xul gg 4v5

Around Diamond 2 last season, mind you. I just lost the will to play.
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>>170769867
I hope they get around to do another OC expansion like MoP, the lore really felt fresh and managed to be quite interesting.

Taran Zhu when?
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>hero league was an absolute shitfest from start to finish
>team league was incredibly pleasing and fun and nobody ever really tilted
what gives? i thought the matchmaking in TL was garbage
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QM Surrender button when?
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>>170823703
never as long as one team wipe can turn the game around
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>>170823803
Not with 2 bots on your team.
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>>170823703
Probably never, for better or worse.

>not even if all five players agree
Zzzz.
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>>170823703
>>170823853
>tfw you have multiple bots on your team and you are 4 levels behind and the enemy team still won't finish the game

JUST
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People need to start learning wen to fight and how maps work.
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>7 game losing streak
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>>170824460

People need to start learning how to pull out of a fight when it's obviously not going anywhere.
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>>170824885
>and blizzard needs to learn how to balance
you missed a bit of your post there lad
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>>170762154
Just how shit is Nova?
Not usually a fan of stealth characters but she felt pretty fun for the short while I played her.
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ded game
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>>170825652
She has a niche against squishy team without lots of hard engage.
basic rule if you want to play nova is pick her LATE, 3/4th or 5th and never against tassadar

She can work well against the right setups
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Guys I placed at Gold, am I shit?
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>>170826485
A moron who can only use his feet could place at gold. If you can't place diamond you are shit.
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So hypothetically, let's say that at every talent level, all heroes got every talent at that level. The only exceptions being level 10, where they'd still get one heroic, and 20, where they wouldn't get the talent for the heroic they didn't take.

Who would be the most busted in this situation?
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>>170826715
Nova could potentially be pretty OP in that scenario actually.

>AA Shells
>Snipe Master
>One In the Chamber

Hnnnng
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is it worth it? i really want those prizes
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>>170807697
>Playing tassadar without your team to follow up
Wow it's almost like he was a support or something
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>>170827334
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>>170827334
>Two thousand three hundred and ninety two dollars on an F2P game
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>>170827334
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>>170827334
>$2400

holy
tits

Are there people who actually pay this?
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>someone gets ganked right as the curse spawns
>entire team feeds one by one losing a 4v5

Why is it every time
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>>170827334
Doing team league 10 times gets you all the awards but the epic mount.
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>>170827581
This guy from Miami bought at least $8000 of challenge and mythic carries duringg warlords of draenor so yeah people do.
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>>170828190
Oh, funny. Now that I think about it there was some fellow who purchased multiple hellfire citadel carries a week for $.

And then people who wanted multiple challenge mode sets for $, both expansions

Eh, I guess it is possible. 2400 just seems a tad...high. Probably quite a few games from Bronze to GM, though, as opposed to a fresh account at D3.

>>170827791
Because people don't know when something should just be conceded.

>kael'thas and malfurion die at tribute near our boss
>enemy team obviously doing it
>two people decide to walk over to contest
>they aren't zarya, tyreal or anybody capable of stealing
>basically suicide
>fifth guy gets spam pinged
z
z
z
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>>170828000
>tfw nobody to play team league with
i'll just do the 10 matches for HL but i'll probably end up in like silver anyways
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>>170828685
join /tryteamleague
it's full of people who are still doing their TL placements and i found it to be significantly less annoying than doing HL solo with randumbs who tilt over anything
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>>170828190

Challenge carries were 300k
Mythic carries were 500k

That only equates to like 300 bucks.

Unless he bought that shit for like 50 characters I call fucking horse shit.
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did you guys do your placements yet
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Jesus.
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>>170831321
Nope, but I've been tempted to.

>7-3 last season
>Diamond III
>wonder if losing all ten will place be bronze-silver this season
>if not can start in bronze next season
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>>170832060
just do it anon
you can't be worse than me AND you'll get a mount and gold out of it
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>>170831321
Haven't bothered with TL. Don't really need the gold and I think I'm getting the mount from HL anyways, plat was enough, right?
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>>170832118
No, I'd be actively trying to lose.

Last season my team managed to pull out a 4v5 several games in a row. I wasn't even soaking lanes at that point.

Yes, I'm a horrible person.

>>170832298
Yeah, I'm skipping Team League. Just torn between whether or not I'll do placements and if so on how many accounts.
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do the 10 placement matches get progressively harder?
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>>170830470
He bought challenge for like 8 characters because we didn't knew about the boa rewards till late and more hfc carries.
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>>170832420
If you win, in theory they would get harder to win. Considering the fucked up matchmaking in this game, it's all the same shit
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>>170832420
i found them to become progressively easier
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>>170832420
They're all pretty much the same.
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>>170832420
Well, yes or no.

>fresh account
>first game is high bronze, low silver
>win
>now against mid, high silver
>win
>hey, we're mid gold now
Just my experience. Didn't have a loss until somewhere between Platinum and Diamond. You'll sort of just fluctuate up and down more quickly than outside of placements.

>>170830470
I actually had multiple people buy several wod challenge mode runs. Didn't raid so dunno about HFC prices.

>rewards are account-wide
>no challenge master title
gee thanks bliz sure glad I finished my 8/8 on every class
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>>170832420
Bronze games are harder to win than silver games.
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>day 4
>still haven't won a quick match
>5 or 6 losses not shown in this pic
>literally every game has either an AFK, a rager who "quits" after the first time he dies, or a 5 assassin team vs championship winning draft
>team always aimlessly wandering around comatose
>enemy team always try hard as fuck, MLG positioning and objective control
>my team just facechecking bushes as jaina, or diving the backline as valeera
I don't care anymore. I took a couple months break, came back, literally same shit. I don't know what happened this year but my QM MMR dropped from Master to somewhere around silver. Biggest loss streak is just shy of 20. This game isn't worth it. I'm done. Fuck this game. Grand finals can't even pull half of the viewers a LoL streamer can eating a sandwich on his lunch break. My friends look at me like "Uh, why do you still play that shitty fuckin game?" Fuck it. Just fuck it. /blog
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>>170833659
play unranked or ranked
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This brawl really shows how retarded some of the people playing this game are. Going for kills when there's 20 seeds on the ground next to them
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How did they manage to make Widowmaker Nova so fucking HORRIBLE?
Goddamn, they must have actively tried to make her look bad.
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>>170833725
>high master
>games pretty much as bad as they were when I started out a year ago at the bottom.
Don't listen to this guy. It doesn't get better.
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>>170831916
What's up? Envious of their professions?
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>>170834431
Nah, envious that they'll probably get to meet prof Xavier
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Is there something in these brawls that give the team that loses the first game some advantage? All my brawls have been 2-1
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>>170835635
literally all my brawls are 2-0 or 0-2 total stomps

I swear even in the "fun" modes blizzard wants you to lose and win 50% of the time
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>>170835946
It is in the losing teams best interest to just lose quickly in the second round to get their 1000 gold faster. Goes to show how much Blizzard thought about this game mode before just pushing it out
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>almost 55% winrate
winners ww@
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>>170837000
This is the reason I stopped playing. It was fun at first but the game was so unbalanced it's dumb.

I can't remember the source, (and it'd be old) it was that basically the first team to get their ultimates won ~53% of the time, and the winrate kept getting higher with level firsts to a point where it was like ~85%+ at the ultimate upgrade. Typically once you fell behind there was no point in playing. Add in randomized teams that made many matches losses from the get-go and there was no point in playing.

Plus they kept adding champs that countered my favorite hero (Sgt. Hammer). :c
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>>170837721
>Game mode meant to last only like 5 minutes ends quickly
Wow, who would've thought.
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>>170762575
I bet it sure is hard to pve all game and then throw long range spells from complete safety
>>
Best loading theme coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj3WihmFpwg
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>>170838993
As much as I hate Braxis (a lot), I do love that song
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>>170837589
right here
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>>170835946
mfw matchmaking systems are all designed to ease players into a 50% winrate to the ranking they belong
no one in hotsg realizes this and whines about something that is supposed to happen
>>
What the flying fuck
>bhb
>we're super behind, shit draft and shit talentpicks at master level, no keep left while they still have forts
>mura (me), rehgar, ming, xul and greymane vs sonya, bw, azmo, varian and rag
>dont have anything left, we're all around boss, if they get boss we lose, only chance to not lose is take fight 19vs20
>I mura suicide and thanks to mura being mura I survive
>fight raging on 30seconds or so, they didnt expect us to fight and comitted way too much on me
>we're winning
>kill 1
>get 20
>i get hardened shield
>we still healthy they're all super low
>our xul literally hearthstones from the middle of the fight at almost full hp
>literally in a bush next to everyone
>because a fucking cata hits our core
>core is on 70% and if we don't win that tramfight but much we've lost
>he leaves, I die, someone else dies, they take boss
I'm still dumbfounded. Nobody can be that retarded, this has to be a deliberate throw
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>>170797227
>>170797317
You're wrong, the one problem with this game, the only one that matters and snowballs into all other problems, is the stats.

>im doing the best because i have most damage
>you're terrible because you done less healing than enemy
>*no useful warrior stats exist*

where's my recognition for good timed engages on a tank?

where's my "saved teammate from death" clutch shield/heal stat?
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>>170834032
it doesn't ever get better in any moba though to be fair
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>>170839132
I fucking love Braxis, but Warhead Junction is fucking SHIT
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>>170841212
>get four people who refuse to play heroes with globals
>whoa how do they keep getting all the nukes

Suffering.
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>>170840507
>>170834032
I'll be honest, I'm pretty damn tilted when I have diamond 1's on my team because skill is relative.
If you're in bronze you'll be sad to see bronze 5's on your team and silvers on the enemy team.
If you're in silver you'll be sad to see silvers on your team and golds on the enemy team.
A diamond against a master, or master against a grandmaster may still do stupid shit just like a gold vs a platinum or platinum vs a diamond
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>>170762154
>have 52 games with valeera
>2 losses
huh
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>>170841589
Which difficulty bots against?
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>>170841589
i have 100% win ratio with zul'jin & samuro

it's just luck
>>
Who is best Elf /hotsg/, Valeera or Sylvanas?
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>>170841589
>50 vs AI games
>2 QM games
Really makes you think
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>>170842219
>Sylvanas
>elf

Are the forsaken a human faction?
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>>170842489
Hey, she has long, pointy ears, that's elf enough for me.
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>>170842219
Tyrande with bloodelf skin :D
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>>170842489
she's an elf
forsaken consist of undead human and high elf
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>>170842402
what are you on about 10 of them are HL and the rest QM and I have lost none in hero league.
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>>170842219
Dumb anon!
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>>170842219
Valeera
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>>170767513
I'm still around. Working on Anub.
>>
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP RUSHING TO THE TAKE THE COINS

FIVE PEOPLE WITH 1-2 COINS EACH ALL STUCK TRYING TO TURN-IN IS WORSE THAN ONE BACKLINE HERO WITH ALL OF THEM

WHY IS THIS SUCH A HARD CONCEPT TO UNDERSTAND

Fucking lost a game because we were at 19/20 because teammates took the last 6 coins I farmed and fed them to the enemy so we couldn't finish the final turn in before the enemy did.

God this game is fucking infuriating.

And then the teammates have the gall to bitch at me because I decided I didn't want my 17-coin ass to feed with them in a suicide dive behind a Johanna and Greymane. They just always fucking ditch me at the turn-in and then get mad when I hearth home because I'm at 1/4 HP from taking too many Li Ming pot shots to the face while trying to turn in.

I thought ranked was supposed to be (slightly) better than QM.
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I was silver 3 the last season.
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bets?
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>>170843078
It's amazing how an already good Elf becomes even better when you give her white skin and blond hair.
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>>170844952
congratulations anon
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>>170846020
Red unless Arthas does some serious work peeling for Raynor
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>>170795553
Agreed, completely
>>
I have 7,000 coins which, as a new player feels like a lot to me, should I:

a.- Spend them on Brightwing
b.- Spend them on Arthas
c.- Spend them on Sylvanas
d.- Keep saving and get Chromie

?
>>
Do I buy fel chromie or genie chromie?
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>>170846815
Fel.
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>>170846746
Sylvanas > Arthas > BW > Chromie
Depends on which role you preffer though to be honest
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>>170846746
Do you have Rehgar? Get Rehgar. Do you have Valla? Get Rehgar, and then Valla if you already have him.
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>>170846746
>sure
>probably, especially since his rework (at last check) looked a tad crazy
>yes but why didn't you raf
>nope, nope, nope

>>170847041
Seconding.
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>>170846946
I'm still in the process of finding my favorite role desu, I like Muradin because it's hard to die unless I really fuck up, but I don't like tanking all that much as a whole, I've enjoyed killing people and healing more.

>>170847041
>>170847092
Rehgar is pretty alright.
His heals feel great, but I have a hard time deciding what to do between cooldowns.
Like, do I... turn into a wolf and run up to people and bite them? Stay back?
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>>170846448
>>
>preseason 3.2k mmr
>s1 3.3k mmr
>s2 3.4k mmr
>s3 3k mmr
Explain
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>>170844941
Because nobody trusts the backliner to not be a fucking retard and die 1v5 somewhere and lose all the coins
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>>170847041
I hate Valla, she's so boring.

Rehgar is fun, though.
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>>170846746
Save gold until you have a hero you want to play but don't own, then buy said hero
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>>170844952
Good job anon!
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Guess I'm losing my last placement game and staying in silver.

gg
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>>170847367
>>170847660
It's only important that you enjoy Rehgar.
As for how to play him I'm pretty torn, I used to be able to grab BL and CDR on 7 and go ham, sometimes grabbing all of the kills and dealing top damage for the first portion of the game.
But as I've started playing with/against better players I trust them more and grab cleanse and ancestral much more often.
Rehgar doesn't have a real escape, so you shouldn't get into anything you can't walk out of, and you're your team's healer so you definitely shouldn't die early.
He has a lot of damage and can straight up 1v1 many heroes, which will most likely result in you dying to the rest of the enemy team and complaining despite being incredibly overextended.
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ree
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>>170848407
Blue has a good shot. If Anub wasn't Anub I'd bet on them.
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>>170848407
no waveclear/10
>>
I like bronze. nothing is serious and you can just have fun.
>>
Who is your favorite Announcer/Narrator /hotsg/?
I'm quite partial to the Raven Lord; listening to his deep voice and evil laughter always puts a smile on my face whenever I get one of his maps.

Fuck the Grave Keeper
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>>170849526
Raven lord is the best one followed by the angel in boe.

FUCK THE grave keeper
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>>170849704
t. Ravenlord
Get out, true omnic narrator when?

We need a
K I N G S R O W
I N G S R O W K
N G S R O W K I
G S R O W K I N
S R O W K I N G
R O W K I N G S
O W K I N G S R
W K I N G S R O
map very fucking soon, or I'm gonna spend my ill earned state sponsored shekels
elsewhere.
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>>170848407
>Malfurion Gold III
>Diamond icon

kek
ty I needed this
things are getting better
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>>170826631
Try placing in diamond after 500 qm meme games you shitter.
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>>170848407
have no fear cho'meme is here
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>>170826715
Make it a brawl, itd be actually fun
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>>170850205
They have 0 heroes to deal with chomeme and anub.
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>Shield wall
>Fucking free invincibility ever 7 seconds or less
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

FUCK YOU FOREVER
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>>170850332
Never going to happen, the retards wouldn't know what their abilities would actually do anymore and Blizzard doesn't like that
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>>170826715
>Alarak now does less damage than a creep
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>>170834032
Yep, I can attest to Master not being anything special. Exact same mistakes, exact same attitudes, etc. The rank system is a farce.
>>
>do three brawl matches for free gold
>no one picks up seeds and just tries to kill heroes

I guess everyone else only wanted the gold too
>>
18 min into the game
I swear to god 'win 3 games' is the hardest fucking quest
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>>170852282
I feel like A: You should get seeds for hero kills (5?) to balance out the fact that dying is actually good because it refills your health bar and B: brawls need some reward after the 3 games to make them playable.
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>>170852282
>high diamond hero league
>all ten players go mid to aram it up
>while minions are dying in other lanes

something something clown fiesta

they removed last hitting and people can't even be bothered being in the vicinity
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>>170848407
>>170848786
>>170848905
>>170850085
>>170850205
>>170850332
>somehow game lasts long enough for me to finish Seasoned Marksman
>chogall turns in 25 gems and we win on the push
>still place silver
Oh well, at least I'm not bronze.
I'm still amazed we won.

Figured Falstad's AAs + red's hyper mobile gank squad would be able to keep us all down all game like they did the first 20 minutes. We were down two keeps but then things started turning around for us. Guess I can't underestimate how fat Cho'Gall gets lategame.
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holy shit i just played against a artanis that can hit es and this shit is broken wtf
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>>170852771
DID SOMEBODY SAY


C L O W N F I E S T A LMAO
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>>170853005
i guess now you learned the value of stuttersteping
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>>170853379
I meant his w i think, anyway hes hitting max range grabs and just flinging people 30000 miles
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>>170853471
that shit is neither broken nor is that guy good you just suck
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Xul's Shackler at level 1 should give spell armor.
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going to make it to masters in time
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>>170853960
of course i suck doesnt mean it isnt strong
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>silver 1 HL
JUST
>>
>the only way to get this skin is with money
>people paid actual, real money for THIS thing

Why?
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>>170842219
best girl

Only pleblets without a brain say otherwise
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>>170854949
What's wrong anon, don't you like funneh stuff? xD
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anyone on EU wanna do like 5-6 games for the mount/WoW quest?
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>>170855039
id rock those socks
>>
Why is Ranger General Sylvanas so sexual?
>>
>>170855546
1) How is it sexual? What, her belly is showing? Oh fuck, alert the christians.

2) Elves generally are depicted as scantily clad, because of how "peace and love man lets just chill and fuck mannn" nature.
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How do I Brightwing /hotsg/?
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shgould i just kill ymself
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>>170855976
no, you should start early next season, play HL, climb to diamond because its easy, and come here and ill congratulate you
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>>170855976
oh please
>>170831321
>>
>>170766338

One of these doesn't belong.

It's the firelord, who is from a different plane of existence.

You sexist pig.
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>>170856114
>tfw not even gonna get the mount unless i play 10 team league games tomorrow

gee wilkers.. o gee.. golly..

someone EU wanna do 10 TL matches with me tomorrow? :)
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>need support
>we get solo support tyrande
fuck off we need a support not one of the worst characters in the game
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>>170856109
gold league players were insufferable faggots so i doubt i will make it past that unfortunately, but i'll try !!!!
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>>170856548
>we get lucio
>they respond with ty randy
i'm pretty sure they tilted thanks to that
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>>170856362
I would've guessed Ragnaros because he's the only one there who isn't a protagonist of sorts. Even Zul'jin is pretty much a protagonist, he's just wanted what's best for his people. Had the Horde not allied with the Blood Elves, he might have come around eventually, putting his bitterness aside.
>>
>>170766338
>>170766236
holy shit look at those fucking tits
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>>170855039
>Only pleblets without a brain say otherwise
So...all of the forsaken?
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>>170855039
>that autistic anon who spammed her all over the place a few months back
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>>170856362
I was going to say Samuro.
Because as far as I know he doesn't show up in the WoW.

>>170856660
This applies to, like, every League, desu.
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>>170856672
why do people do that? you shouldn't play a character that has been terrible for like a year wait for the buffs or something but lucio is literally just a far better tyrande, more damage, more mobility, way more healing and an ult that can actually save your team
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>mfw no infested nova skin
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>>170857273
>infesting a pure girl like Nova
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>>170856548
>Their Support: Spic Medic
>Our Support: Brightwing or DPS Monk
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>>170856672
>ME!ME!ME! generation
Holy shit is that what the meaning behind that fucking video was?
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>>170857137
i think they were trying to do stuns
however we managed to blow her up before she did anything of value and seeing as she brought no heals or landed any good D's she was dead weight for her team
then again this was silver tier so they probably didn't know better
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>>170856970
Feels good to know that someone learned the ways of best girl

She will rule again
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>>170856548
Had a game two days ago where last pick was highlighting medic, we went diablo, jaina, hammer and thrall then they pick tyrande at the last second. Needless to say we got destroyed.
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>>170856970
im still here
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>>170857847
Who can be a reliable solo healer besides Malfurion?
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>>170858269
depends on the comp but in theory everyone
tass and tyrande are not healers and therefore dont count
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>>170858269
Tyrande shouldn't be picked as a solo support ever because she can't heal you just play the game without a support in exchange for a character with zero survivabilit, one of the shortest stuns in the game and no damage.
>>
Stop playing Stitches.
Stop playing Stitches.
Stop playing Stitches.
Stop fucking playing Stitches, motherfuckers, god I hate how useless he is.
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>>170858269
Malf, Lucio, Rehgar, Brightwing
>>
>starcraft heroes

Why is this allowed
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>>170857413

>Literally lost her virginity either to a Space Jamaican or a gang of Space Niggers
>Pure
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>>170857413
She's anything but pure you retarded fucking waifufag.
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>>170859341
They're the only cool heroes, along with Leoric, Kharazim, Tyrael and Samuro. The rest is just retarded fantasy kiddie shit.
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>>170857273
>No Infested Li Li skin
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>>170859639
>>170859761
Fuck you, those comics are no better than fanfiction.
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>>170860045

>S-s-she's still pure in my heart!
>>
Who /stitches/ here
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>>170860184
>playing bad artanis
why?
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>>170860045
She literally says she got blacked by Tosh in SC2.
>>
>all those fucking silvers
Anybody who takes anything posted here seriously should kys themselves.
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>>170860296
>artanis

hurr let me put myself miles out of position for a pull that stitches can do better
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>>170861020
>tell people Rag Q build is the best
>lel u bronzie E build is da best xd

That was the finest day of /hotsg/.
>>
>>170861407
>People saying Lava Wave isn't the better ult
lmao
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>>170857273
Infested Nova would frankly just look shit.
Infested Tychus is already pretty much perfection.
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anyone wanna play for the wow mount lel
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>when you're soloq and the two duos in your team start fighting
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>>170862054
Youre shit
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>>170862054
>want to play rag
>every game bans him
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>>170863831
QM
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>>170863739
Enjoy have no lane to push.
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>>170863489
>when you get queued with a four stack that jerks each other off while blaming you

:3

>>170862054
And the people who don't take Horrify on Gul'dan, am I right?
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>>170864034
But HL gives better exp.
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>>170860184
He sucks. Can't wait to get lvl 5 with him and play something better.
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>>170852085
I didn't consider Alarak. Sucks to be him I guess.

I also noticed Lucio would get pretty ridiculous

>Level 1, Fast aura goes up 20% and gets the quest to boost Amp it Up to 60%. Wall Ride goes up to 40%, and get an additional 70% boost when near enemy heroes
>Level 4, Soundwave increases knockback depending on distance, gets bigger after hitting 20 heroes, and has a lower cooldown when Wallriding
>Level 7, get the 8 minute quest to increase aura by 20%, increases by an additional 50% on top of that during Amp it Up with 2 allies nearby, and can drop a boombox to play Crossfade for anyone somehow not in your map-wide aura
>level 13, get a shield for Crossfade, gain 25 armor and immunity to slows and roots during Wall Ride, and get healed by any CC that CAN affect you
>level 16, Soundwave blinds, and Amp It Up has 40% increased healing with multiple allies, adds 3% of their max health to healing, and gets reduced mana cost and cooldown.
>level 20, Amp It Up gets refreshed when you Crossfade and removes CC from allies

You literally cannot get this fucker off the walls.
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>>170865073
Is 500 gold worth slogging through matches with a character you don't like?
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>>170865380
Yes.

The question to ask is if 750 gold and 2000 gold are worth the time to spend to get him to 9 and 20.
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>>170865380
I wanna buy one I want asap, so yeah.
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>>170866007
Who do you want, Anon?
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>>170866559
Above all, I want to die.

Maybe Alarak
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>>170793458
Falstad, Alarak, Chen, Chromie
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>>170865380
Yes, although for the sake of efficiency I'd recommend waiting until you have a (preferably free) stim.

>>170866784
kek
Alarak is fun.

Wish I was able to pilot him.
>>
How do I recover from HL demotions?

This season I was climbing well, I was Gold 1 and got to my placement matches TWICE for plat 5 but ofc afkers and ragers and I lose both.

I keep playing and now at the end of season I am Gold 3. It just puts such a rotten taste in my mouth.
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>>170859906
>no SAT skin
It's like Bliz isn't even trying anymore.
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>>170868634
the trick to climbing
in most games
at least in my experience
is
numbing yourself to the trolls, throws, losses and so on

turn your brain off, focus on your own play, take what you can from each game then move on to the next
you can't keep your teammates from first picking Abathur on tomb, might as well try to make the most of it

tldr regardless of outcome try to find something you could've done better
>>
>>170868634
>>170868998
I like playing specialists for this reason (not Abathur, he's too dependent on his bugs).

If no pick would ever salvage the draft, then I just go full afk pusher. Hit towers when I'm in lane, farm camps when I'm bullied out of lane, maybe show up to a teamfight but just go back to pushing if it was already a lost cause (e.g. Diablo solo charges in, dies, and starts typing TEAM?!?!?!?!?! before the BW even finished tp'ing in).
Or if my team picks 4 assassins, and all my available supports are picked/banned, I'll just pick a fifth assassin and pray the team roams as 5 instead of splitting up.
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>>170762154
reminding OP that we have a discord:
https://discord.gg/fsR2NkU
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>>170865337
We wuz jams has
>the best overall healing per second in the game
>widest aoe heal in the game
>best burst healing in the game except for medic before 16 (medic still has better burst mitigation)
>best mobility other than kharazim/blink heal bw
>lowest mana cost healing in the game other than bw
>longest range healing in the game tied iwth malf (both have range extensions malf at 4 lucio at 7)

He doesn't have cleanse at 7 (but I'd still probably take party mix) and his cc is not very strong. His damage is low but his aas are actually on par with malfs for damage and they can be fired while moving. Definitely the strongest support in the game right now. People always say he's weak to stunlock but every support other than khara and blink heal bw is weaker to stunlock than him (tass and lili are debatable) so that's not really an argument. Aoe speed boost is in a lot of cases better than a cleanse.
>>
>Just started occasionally playing last month
>Starting to get bored of cursed hollow
>Nostalgia factor of the game doesn't really appeal to me as I really never play any blizzard games
>Thinking of uninstalling it after a couple ore rounds
>Get to level 5
>New maps
>New maps everywhere
Well, looks like I'll be playing this game much more often now
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>>170870730
What rank have you gotten to doing this?
>>
How the FUCK do I solo Merc camps as Xul?
>>
>>170872059
>xul
>mercs

No.
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>>170872059
You dont.
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>play placement matches
>1 win
>9 losses

The bestest.
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>just tryna get dailies done in vs ai
>"all mid :P"
>we're all squish as fuck assassins
>with no sustain
>both top and bot have bosses
>noo all mid end quick
>get the keep in three minutes
>sit there for another seven for catapults to end because if we get near the core we just melt
>check profile
>bronze
>silverx2

>>170872187
>actual Bronze

Brilliant. I actually want a Bronze account so much now, but can't really seem to lose enough games without outright inting.
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>>170872107
>>170872136
Why do my teammates yell at me to get camps then ;_;
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>>170872378
>staying in mid despite knowing it's a waste of time
When the bots all swarm mid as 5 because you're banging on the keep, I fuck off if the lineup isn't a real pushing lineup because it's going to take just as much time or longer to do an objective and come back instead of just sitting there at mid and trying to take weak potshots at the core.

The real problem is that if you keep killing the bots one at a time spaced out evenly, there will be an endless stream of respawning bots coming to stop and stall you and if you can't deal with that or kill enough of them at once, it's a big fucking waste of time.

And then you still end at like 5-7 minutes and the pubs are all crying and bitching about how they get 40k more exp for spending 2-3 more minutes for the game to end like it matters unless we're balls-to-the-wall with the event timer ending.
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>>170872534
They haven't played Xul
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>>170872534
Because they're ignorant and wrong. Xul doesn't do mercenaries. Period.

>uhh he's a specialist that means he's good at mercs
Mute them.
>>
What Heroic should I pick for Brightwing?
Her heal feels kinda shit, but the other thing seems pretty shit too...
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>>170872059
you can't now that they changed executioner
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>>170873245
EW is better at higher levels of play and if you're good with it. Blink heal is taken if the enemy team has heavy stun and engage. At low to mid levels both are fine in all situations.
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is this how the ragnameme is done?
>>
>>170864165
>>170863489
>When you get put with a 4-stack, top everything and die only once, gettiing MVP in the end but still lose
>>
>>170876427
>Lava Wave
>>
>>170876427
>QM
>>
This game doesn't have enough Warcraft heroes. Orcs in particular.
>>
hermit you double retard I saw you walking in the immortal stun
>>
>level 8.5-10 takes longer than 1-8.5
memes
>>
how am i supposed to lane against the necromancer guy?
>>
>>170880460
Usually he soaks two lanes at once. Gank him as he's rotating or just clear when he leaves, folow him over, clear that wave too, etc.

He's pretty shitty in team fights, so he's only a threat in lane. Although if he takes Backlash at level 1, he can potentially outplay you if you aren't careful enough. I've done a lot of fucking with Backlash.
>>
>>170880460
Be a paladin or cleric and turn undead.
>>
I want to like Samuro, but I feel he's so incredibly hit or miss, doesn't necessarily have any sort of strengths.
>>
>>170878943
but you better believe if they added 100 levels someone would get level 100 on murky for laughs
>>
>>170881378
I go crit build with clone control ult and shit on people out of stealth, it either rekts them before they can react or i get rekt. depending on how well they can see stealthed people.
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Abathur price decrease when?
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>>170882420
Climbed from Gold 5 to Plat 5. Did I do good, guys?

Will my progress be saved for the next season or will I have to reclimb again?
>>
Just bought Cho'gall.
Now I just need a friend.
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>>170882048
That's the thing, you see him coming at ALL, and he's completely countered. He has to walk up to people to do anything.
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Did you guys faggots fill out your brackets yet?

https://www.heroesofthedorm.com/news/play-your-part-in-heroes-of-the-dorm
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>>170881378
Samuro should be relabeled as a Specialist.

He's too squishy to do any real fighting with another AA fighter because his illusions are paper thin too and get blown up quickly.

He's basically only good for picking off squishies, doing drive-bys with Bladestorm because Illusion Master sucks for the same reason his illusions suck for normal fighting, and afk farming camps and minions.

I fucking hate Bladestorm because like Valla's ult, it makes him a kite-able huge beacon of "KILL ME" so it doesn't work against a real comp or an enemy who can see which slow-moving Bladestorm Samuro is the real one and blow it up. But the alternative is Illusion Master which is like taking Monstrosity on Abathur so it's not like I have a real choice.

And pubs expect him to do shit in a 5v5 clash if Bladestorm is down as if he can do anything without body-blocking himself in the fight and/or getting blown-up instantly the moment he shows his face.

He's a shit assassin, he's a mediocre ganker, he's a mediocre pusher. There's no good reason to pick him over somebody else, the same problems others like Nova and Lunara have right now where sure they can do something related to their classification but other picks are just so much better why would you bother.
>>
>>170882636
What's your rank in HL, anon?
I'm Diamond.
>>
>>170883097
Yeah, that's the vibe I've been getting from him. Sucks, he's the only stealther that actually clicks with me. But I just can't fucking do anything if my team can't hold their own. And it's like... dude is labeled an Assassin but he's scoffed off and treated like a fucking joke. It's retarded. I like this guy.
>>
What do you guys think of Nubkeks and Pallytime?
>>
>>170884682
>eCelebs
Fuck off. They're shit and so are you.
>>
>>170884682
Pallytime's fine for what he is. I watched him a lot when I was new to the game.
>>
>>170884682
I like MFPT because he seems to be just some average dude that I'd hang out with or game with. More importantly he's not a tryhard and knows that he isn't great at Hots.

I also unironically enjoy Grubby because he's comfy af for me probably due to nostalgia and me being a huge wc3 player in the past (750 win icon with orc + 150 with other races).


I will never forget watching Grubby play some god tier Orc at WCG on some shit flash stream in like '03 or '04.
>>
>>170884776
I was asking to see if they are good places for gaming advice. Chill you sperg.

If sports get their celebrities, then Esports should have them too. It's the natural evolution of the medium.
>>
>>170882886
Now I have. Time to see if my wild guessing takes me anywhere.
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>>170882886
>>170885149

Here's a more direct link for lazyfags:

https://www.heroesofthedorm.com/brackets
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>>170884973
>unironically using sperg
Get out tumblrtard.
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>>170885267
No way, shitlord.
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Is HOTS actually the greatest moba to exist or are we all just autistic?
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>>170885510
Something doesn't have to be the best to enjoy it.
>>
I don't look forward ot this influx of people saying Gazlowe is good. He isn't. Unless they do some number buffs on him, he never will be.
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>>170885702
that doesn't answer the question
>>
>>170885739
>he didn't get GAZLOADED yet
You should count yourself lucky you haven't played against me
Best Gazlowe @EU you talk shit you get hit
>>
>>170886338
Not him but I get owned by teammate Gazlowes losing the game for me on a regular basis.
>>
>>170886338
Everybody point and laugh at this motherfucker.
>>
>>170885776
You specifically, may be autistic.

Ask a doctor,
>>
>Decide that I want to place in hero league so I get that sweet gold bonus
>Never played ranked before
>Place in platinum 1

Hell yeah
>>
>>170888250
i was gonna do ranked then i got a game with golds where we had a leaver a feeder an afk from the start guy who never actually went bot, an the last two guy sucked. One was me obviously because I suck but still.
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>>170888291
Just do what I did and play lucio and malfurion every game.
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>queue for a QM
>takes 70 seconds to find a game
I guess EU servers are dead around this time?
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Is Malfurion the only hero left without facial animations?
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>>170889051
I remember hearing something like that about Zagara, but I don't play her.
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>>170889142
I don't play her either but I believe she has no mouth?
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stat auto select guy as a hero
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When are they removing that fucking invul talent from varian?
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How bad would it be for the game is Cleanse was removed, but in turn, all stuns and shit affected by Cleanse, were nerfed a bit more?

I ask because I feel like Cleanse is sort of an issue in that it outright counters some heroes, or entire ults.
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>>170889756

Q - Deal X damage
W - Deal X damage aoe
E - CC for X length
R - Deal X + more damage
R2 - CC for X + more length
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>>170872187
>ACTUALLY bronze 5
our hero

>>170890104
>totally not ETC by the way guys
it'd be really cool if they somehow implemented a watered down cleanse into supports' kits rather than making it a basically mandatory pick at some tier
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>>170890431
I liked some guys ideas of giving Uther cleanse on his Q and giving Brightwing a talent that allows to cast polymorph on allies, silencing them but making them unstoppable
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>>170884950
I used to like him MFPT, hes too whiney now
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>>170890431
>play with randoms
>someone gets caught in ETC ulti
>cleanse him
>he stands there for a second before getting stunned again
Only works when the player you cleanse knows the cleanse is coming while it completely counters Chromies both ultis
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>>170889756
It's Illidan without the glaives.
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>>170890610
I dont watch him enough to catch onto this, I usually watch about 30 mins of whatever video he releases in regards to a new hero or rework. Otherwise, I don't really fuck with ecelebs.
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>>170890590
Stuff like that would be great.
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If Stitches of the Warriors... who is the Stitches of: Supports, Assassins, Specialists?
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>>170889756
Q: Randomly chooses between Uther Q, Anub Q and Nova Q
W: Randomly chooses between Illidan W, Dehaka W or Kharazim W
E: Randomly chooses between Diablo E, Valeera E and Stitches E
R1: On use removes cooldown for next three abilities.
R2: Constantly changes to other ults. never know what he'll have at a given time. Changes every 10 seconds but all share a 120s cooldown.
R1+: Also increases their damage by 50%
R2+: Get a active ability that freezes it as the current ult until its used again or you cast it. Lowers cooldown to 90s
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>>170891534
this sounds so annoying i almost want it
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>>170891672
Yeah, make it the Hearthstone Innkeeper and I'm game.
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So armour is now the next big thing in the game, I wonder how much that will actually help.

But hey if it makes Arthas good again then I'm happy
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So did the Egg Shell + Big Tuna Kahuna combo end up being the go-to for Murky, or nah? Because I fucking love the idea of a massive big fat Bruiser Murky.
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>>170892273
it'll be a buff to supports right now more than anything as it increases the healing you effectively inflict with every point of health restored
however seeing as they apparently want to nerf the heals supports can do it'll probably all lead to non-armoured heroes effectively getting "nerfed" as warriors would get about as much healing as they would have before armour became a thing while anyone else will get less healing out of it
or something like that
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Who do you all think is after Probius?

>Stukov
>Tosh
>Mengsk
>Fenix
or
D.Va + OW daily
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>>170892496
Maiev
ss this post
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>>170892496
i fully expect an overwatch event this year, with d.va, genji and overwatch dailies
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>>170891672
>Yfw they roll the fabled triple nova Q and fucking shit on you in a 1v1
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>>170891534
Change it to
Q: Random Warcraft hero ability
W: Random Starcraft hero ability
E: Random Diablo hero ability
Mix Overwatch and TLV abilities into whatever pool has the least abilities
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>>170892496
>Yfw dva ults and falstad blows your entire team into it
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>>170892725
how would you target it? I specifically had to come up with 3 skills that targeted the same way.
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>>170892803
You pray.
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>>170892803
That's wrong though.

>Uther Q
Holy Light, a targeted skill. Not a skillshow, you mean the wave on W.

>Dehaka W, Kharazim W
Instant activation. There's not even a quickcast option for these.
>Illidan W
It's a skillshot. You want something like Muradin's W.

>E series
It's ok. Why Eviscerate though? There's no way to gather combo points as RNGhero.
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>>170894402
>>170892803
You could have it so that the QWE are a line-like skill shots, a placed ability, and a self targeted ability respectively.
So Q could be anything from Impale, Arcane Orb, Holy Radiance, Corruption, Sandblast or whatever.
W would be shit like Blizzard, Particle Grenade, Dragon's Breath, so on.
E could be anything from Zarya's shield to Diablo's fire stomp to Kharazhim's heal.

Alternatively, you could make it so that there's a trait you pick at level 1 that dictates what types of abilities your QWE are. Like, a melee setting that makes all of them short range or self or direct targeted, and a range setting that turns most of them into skill shots.
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>>170894763
Oh yeah, and every AA it's random whether he hits like Thrall or Tassadar, and his range randomly changes anywhere between 1 and 10 all the time.

Also, his health should be random at spawning. I think Abathur health is a bit tooo low, but anywhere between Lucio to Stitches is fine.
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>>170894402
I was going by memory because i was too lazy to check. Oh well.
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>>170894936
His resource should also randomly change, like Energy, Brew, Mana, Ammo etc.
It kind of dictates what skills he might use.
His trait is instantly switching his resource.
Gives counterplay because your enemy can see what resource you have. It's fun AND interactive!
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>>170892496
probably a D2 javazon
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>>170885510
I like Awesomenauts a bit more. But both are fun. I just wish SMNC wasnt dead.
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>>170891534

Q: Jaina Q, Nova Q, or Anub Q
Slow, High damage, or Stun, All linebased skillshots
W: Dehaka W, Khazarim W, or Murky Q
Damage+Walkthrough Heal+Speed or Damage+Slow
E: Rayner W, Illidan E, or Anub/Zarya W
Attackspeed Buff, Evade, or Shield (300-600)
Trait: Attackspeed, Movespeed, MaxHealth and Attack Range all constantly shift from matching hero to matching another hero.
Level 1 Talents: Make trait randomize all four instead of just copying someones full set, Switch between 25 Armor and 25 Magic Armor every few seconds, Gain an active ability that either uses a random Ally Targeted ability or Enemy Targeted ability based on whom you click. (Cleanse, Envenom, BFB, etc but random)

Ults:
Confusion: All enemies in radius attacks are randomly redirected to different targets for 2 seconds, They can be allies or enemies.
Confusion 20: Increases duration to 4 seconds and allows abilities to FF aswell.
Roulette: Constantly changes from ult to ult, Cooldown based on ult used.
Roulette 20: Has two charges.
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>>170895102
I'll oneup this idea; His trait switches his role.
Assassin-Healer-Warrior-Specialist
Each one has its own set of abilities from other characters of the type.
I/e: Warrior has Anub Shield, ETC Slice and Muradin Hammer, And 25 Armor
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now i'm kinda hoping for them to make a heroes of the storm original content event where they add auto select guy as a hero
thanks anons
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tfw enemy team has samuro tlv and rexar
SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS FUCKING TEAMFIGHT
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>>170895451
If we're talking about dead MOBAS, then pic related pains me the most.

I unironically loved this moba. It hit the exact niche I was looking for in the genre.
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HOW FUCKING LONG UNTIL NEXT INDEV
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>>170896902
>It's QM
>Your team: Samuro, Rexxar, TLV, Chen, Jaina
>Their team: THE BLOODY SAME
>Chen and Jaina on both sides choose Elemental and Earth, Wind, Fire

>tfw
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>>170896916
But if we really want to talk about dead MOBA's
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did we really need another turret specialist?
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>>170793458
Azmo. Lasering stealth fags and raining minions from the sky all of the day bro.
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>>170897035
Superman FUCKING WHEN?
>>
is it true that the hots team congregates here?
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>>170897398
>congregates

what the fuck does that word even mean you fucking nerd. use normal words like god intended.
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>>170897398
ya
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why does this always happen to me ;_;
now i have to play that boring fucker one more time
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>>170897626
>boring
>he doesnt know about W build
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>>170897612
>american education
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>>170897612
>>170897696
kek


also
>8/10 placements, 5 wins
>get zarya 1st pick, illidan and lili on our team
>last guy D/Cs.

ree
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>>170897626
just do a beginner vs ai
fastest way to get anythin to 5
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>>170897674
ragnaros is a fucking boring character to play as anon
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>>170898594
Take Lava Wave
I don't care if it's nonoptimal and you can land your sulfuras hits
It's fun to yell BY FIRE BE PURGED
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>New patch is finally removing Artanis global death cry
I don't understand why he even had it in the first place
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>>170898513
What's the fastest way to 10?
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>>170899286
Stimpacks
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>>170899286
Play the game
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>>170898929
link?
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>>170899679
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20581817/heroes-of-the-storm-ptr-patch-notes-march-6-2017-3-6-2017#Hero_Return
>Artanis: Allies will no longer hear Artanis’s death voiceover globally.
Check under general
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>>170895574
>Jaina, Nova
Stop at the first target hit.
>Anub
Continues on.
If it's about a stun, take Mura's Stormbolt Q.
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>>170897006
Those are the rounds I wish I was playing Caster Falstad.
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>>170898513
> ai resident sleeper
>>170899286
Playing a character around 80 times
50-60 with full party and stim pack
40 if you do full party stim pack aNd team league.
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5-5

what the hell
does this mean I get the mount once season is over if I quit now
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>>170900992
You'll get the normal mount yes.
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>>170900992
>6-4 -> Gold 2
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>170892496
Ysera. i want my dragon booty
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>>170901364
The only dragon booty you'll get is Deathwing's.
He'll be a five player character, with each player controlling a different part, including one for his ass.
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>>170901172
nyeeess thank u

>>170901302
heh
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>>170882636
You can get Cho'gall for free from tomorrow.
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>cheerleader kerrigan confirmed
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>>170903567
Do people actually watch these silver HL games?
>>
>>170903972

Sure. People playing may be shit but its free money to the bronzies that win.
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>>170903567
Sweet mother mercy
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>>170897037

Hes a specialist with 1 turret that is actually a burst mage
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>>170896946

Either end of this week or next
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>>170884950

Pallytime is becoming a salty shitter recently. I dont think he enjoys the state of the game and it shows. Hes also too fucking bronze to even know the state of the game so good riddance I guess.
>>
>tfw improved more in 10 HL matches than 700 AI games

who autism here
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>mfw lose 2000 rank points in one day
I'm glad hots only cares about the highest rank I ever got during the season
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>>170905793
That's still a bad thing for the next season.
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>>170905874
idc really. Diamond 3 is still the highest I can place
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How do I get gud at Kerrigan?

I always fucking lose to godly Kerrigans and landing the combo doesn't seem to br my problem. Every time I play her I gey focused to no end, or I innitiate the fight with a fat combo and my team is always skirting around the back afraid to engage with me so I'm dead a lot.

Any tips?
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>>170906326
You're probably really bad, so ask for a Rehgar or kharazim to ult your stupid ass
>>
How will the probious deliver sexual pleasure to other heroes when he has no holes for diablo to put his dick into and no lips to eat out that whore sylv?
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>>170903567
I have never spent a single cent on any online game because it is waste of money but this makes my cock so hard that i would actually make an exception and be willing to dump up to ten buck on this shit
holy shit
>>
fire that cannon

OR I'LL FIRE YER SKULL OUT OF IT INSTEAD
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>>170906427

:/
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>>170906986

He can warp in protoss honies
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>>170907529
>:/
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>>170906986
He will construct sextoys for them, obviously.
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>>170906326
Sounds like you're going in and committing when your team doesn't want to.
Effectively, you're trying to 1v5.
No shit it isn't working. Wait for your tank to initiate.
Ping on whomever you're targeting, so your teammates know and can follow up with CC or more damage to finish the deal.
Play Arms Varian instead. Takes less skill, deals more damage.
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>>170907904
You know who likes committing to 1v5s? Kure
He was fucking tilted yesterday, one of the only games I had won was vs him on Alarak and he fucking ults in 1v5 because he's tilted.
mfw I've never seen the #1 NA win a match, whether on my team or the enemy team
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>>170903567
It's going to be a legendary skin isn't it?
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>>170908369

$14.99

:3
>>
Swagara Master Skin or 10k on a hero I'm missing?
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>>170907904

I will work on my play then. Seems my issue is the same as when I play Illidan. I shouldn't dive because I havr that ability in my kit, I should use it as a finisher instead.
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>>170908683
Zagara is pretty shit right now. So I'd say another hero.
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>>170908683

>zagara

Laffin
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>>170908575
If they do this then fuck blizz. It would be absolutely disgusting to try and cash in on poor introverted virgins who just want to have a pretty girl skin to play as to feel less depressed. It woulod be basically extortion.
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anyone wanna do 15 games vs AI for the wow mount? I have no friends
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>>170908683
Rehgar master skin
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>>170908883
Azmodunk was a Heroes of the Dorm skin as well and it's a legendary skin.

Kerrigan would be the first with two legendary skins though.
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>>170908883

Last year is was dunk meme azmodan. Its going to happen.
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>>170908915
You could probably find people in the general chat or there might be a channel for that.
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>>170908915
Why don't you just go into hotsg chat and erp your way into a few games
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When will the next hero be announced ? Or at least a new picture to show which heroes they are working on like they did for stukov
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>>170909519
It's probably going to be the Amazon from Diablo 2 and usually like a week after the hero release is when they start teasing it.
>>
>people shit talking zag

kys yourselfs
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>>170909635
>Amazon from D2
Where are you people getting this? I know blizzard hinted at D2 but why specifically Amazon?
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>>170909895
She is in a shit spot and you know it anon. Remember playing her before the rework?
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>>170909940
I think they're getting it from the changes to Novazon's tints?
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>>170909940
>Where are you people getting this? I know blizzard hinted at D2 but why specifically Amazon?
They modified the skin variations of the nova / amazon skin, probably because they are gonna put the actual amazon on the game and don't want people to take nova for an amazon and vice versa
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>>170909940
I can see them picking Amazon. She seems to be the most unique out of the D2 playable characters now.
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>>170910160
If it is, I hope it's a Javazon with some neat wall interaction.
>>
>hl match
>phone rings
>it's grandma
>fuck i bet she forgot how to turn on the tv again (she's 90)
>mute it
>she keeps calling like 5 times
>feel bad
>pick up
>"Anon, how do i turn on the tv?"
>FUCK
>have to explain to her how to press 3 buttons in a sequence for 10 minutes while pwning naaaawbs with my chromie at the same time
>tfw leet pwnmaster and a good grandson at the same time
>tfw master of multitasking
feels good, i think i will rewards myself with a slutty cheerleader kerrigan skin
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>>170909940
They changed the base color of the Nova skin and it was the default look for her in Diablo 2.
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>>170903567
Why is the queen of blades so sexual
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>>170910707
I occasionally enjoy my teammates making a Chromie pick
Too bad for the enemy team the only time I fight one is when I'm playing auriel
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>>170911519
Abathur is good at his job.
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>>170892496
They still need an OW specialist.
So D.Va + Junkrat dual release.
>>
BYFIREBEPURGED
>>
>Play on EU server
>Constantly matched with russians who dont do objectives or teamfight all game
>Last game, Battlefield of Eternity, 3 premade russians, they never once attacked the immortal, they never once took camps, they would just run into the enemy team and die one at a time.
I cant take this shit anymore, is there a way to transfer my account to another server?
>>
So is Zag getting it on with Dehaka or Anub?
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>>170911786
ez win
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>>170912290
I hope you like to grind.
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>>170911786
TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER WIT YA

justforawhile
>>
>>170910160
>She seems to be the most unique out of the D2 playable characters now
Not that sure

The druid can be a nice multi class hero (shape bear for warrior, shape wolf for ambusher, elemental skills for dot)

The assassin can have a funny gameplay too combining traps & kicking your enemy.

The paladin could be an awesome warrior/support
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>>170912447

anub and i need porn of it
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>>170912447
With me
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>>170884973
I find myself disagreeing with a lot of build guides and map advice. Sreys youtube channel is probably my favorite place to get advice. He covers the heroes well I find little to nitpick with his analysis of heroes/talents.
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>>170887136
He wouldn't be a good gaz main if he didn't talk like this appreciate the mans respect for hots culture.
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>>170912595
She calls Anub a creep in the game though. She probably is irked by him
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>>170912594
>druid
At that point you're just mixing Rexxar and Lone druid. Unless you go for some sort of elemental or spirit caster. Greymane already transforms.
It would be weird to have an assassin that doesn't work in a way much too similar to Valeera
And paladin would be cool, I wish I played him more because I don't honestly remember him more than his auras and disappointing combat abilities
>>
Just need 10 more matches and I'll hit 10 on Zagara. Then I can get my Zerg portrait and never have to play that piece of shit ever again.
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>>170892284
No slime build best build. Fishtank allows you to absorb way more damage than shitty shells
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>>170912913
You only need level 9 for master portrait...
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>>170912913
bro...
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>>170912975
>>170912995
He's talking about the zerg portrait for getting Aba and Zag to 10;
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>>170912829
Creep is vital to her functioning, so that kinda lacks teeth as an insult. Also, she propositions him in another prefight interaction. Plus there's the Valentine's video.
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>>170913185
>she propositions him in another prefight interaction
what
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>>170912830
>At that point you're just mixing Rexxar and Lone druid. Unless you go for some sort of elemental or spirit caster. Greymane already transforms.
I don't think so, you could do something nice with both shape
>bear can stun with maul or shock wave, heal with hunger to last longer in fight, use summons to help
>wolf have a speed move bonus, heal a % of his basic attack, can poison, or attack multiple enemies

When in druid form he would have some elemental skills to defend himself

>It would be weird to have an assassin that doesn't work in a way much too similar to Valeera
That's what I thought at first, but I do think there's something good to do about her. Dragon flight, kicking enemies, stacking various skills and then releasing everything on a single target was awesome on D2
>>
>>170913341
Something about the Swarm needing a big strong bug like Anub, or something like that. I don't recall the exact wording.
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>>170913424
You couldn't let him switch on the fly or he would just be a better Varian. So you'd have to pick a form at the beginning of the game and no matter what you picked he would just be another form of a hero that is already in the game.
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>>170911652
But why would Abathur make the queen of blades so sexual?
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>>170913872
To better subvert humanity, probably.
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>>170913872
>>170911519
>>170911652
I've heard this before... Some threads ago
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>>170913185
>>170913341
>>170913536
>Zag: You would make a powerful addition to my brood
>Anub: I am already shackled to the will of one monarch
>
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>>170911519
because she has main character status
>>
Should I waste my time playing Xul for the 500 gold?
>>
Groom Anub and Bride Zagara when?
>>
>>170914096
>Zag: You can fertalize my eggs
>Anub: No way fag
>>
>>170915162
>Anub: Ey bb wan som fuk
>Zag: For the Swarm!
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is patch day 14th or 15th for EU?
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>>170903567
ew
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>>170903567
Requesting images of Kerrigan for reasons
>>
>cheerleader kerrigan
>finally get some hot upskirt shots

Thank you blizz senpai
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>>170916948
Post lewd ASAP
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>>170916948
Li ming
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>>170918229
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>>170918229
Someone should just.. remove the skirt
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>>170918381
walk to a bush and the skin dissapear
>>
do you need masters in tl for the epic mount or just diamond?
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>>170918720
Think it's masters.
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>Need Plat+ in HL for mount
>Get it for being Bronze+ in TL

What a joke lmao
>>
>>170918720
You need masters, babe
>>
>>170919041
Blizz is just acknowledging how bad tl matchmaking is.
>>
>>170919041
Do i get gold for each rank?
>>
>>170919041
It's one of the only reasons people play Team League.
>>
>>170919249
Yeah, it gets people to play 10 games then quit. TL is already easier than HL to climb, I don't know why they didn't just make it Plat as well
They changed an exclusive reward to a participation prize, now we have no reason to play HL if we aren't going for Masters
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>>170919249
What about playing HL and getting better than the median of players?
>>
Lucio was a mistake
Prove me wrong
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>>170918851
>>170919132
aw man...no epic mount for me
thanks guys
>>
>>170919447
Why would I want to play this shitty game alone? The only reason to do it is if you play with friends.
>>
>>170919663
You still have an entire day to git gud
>>
>>170919663
Don't worry, the stag mount is trash
The Wolf and Lizard were the only good ones, and next season we get Raptors
>>
>>170919447
I mean you can do both. Team League is just a really easy thing to fall back on for most people.

>>170919395
It was always a participation prize, the epic one was always the real reward.
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>>170919798
There are 2 types of people in this world. The are queers and steers
You must be a queer
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>>170919798
>The two terrible ones were the good ones.
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>>170919786
i dont have friends tho
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>using any mount other than the basic horse
vanityfags
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>when you don't get mvp because you died as leo, tyrael or uther
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>>170920283
>Being so poor that he can't even get other free mounts.

That's a new level of poverty.
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>>170920412
>Spending your gold on meaningless mounts nobody cares about instead of actual heroes
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>>170920549
>So poor he can't even read.
>He also doesn't have every hero.

Holy shit poor in life and in game.
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>>170920371
Thinking any of those 3 will ever get MVP
I report every Uther I see in HL
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>>170920153
>Likes the Lion
>Posts Kripp
You're taste is shit
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>>170920746
I've gotten mvp with all 3 of them. The MVP system is a joke and anyone that thinks it actually means anything is a retard.
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>>170920689
>Spending CASH on mounts
I'll wipe the floor with your teeth all the same on the standard horse fag
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>>170920847
Yeah but what about the epic elemental stag?
(You) won't
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>>170920847
>He still can't read.

There are like 5 free mounts in this game and I'm not even including the shitty hero league ones. Also not counting the ones you need to pay for gold.

I'd tell you to get some glasses to help you read posts better, but I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to afford them.
>>
>>170919460
OH LET'S BREAK IT
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fuck mounts, who cares about them

discuss portraits and why the default one is the only option
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Nerf Rag to the ground
Until people no longer ban him
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>>170921158

*record stratch noise*
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>>170921198
>only option
>Not Tyrael's icon
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>>170921219

Never going to happen. Only when there are several alternatives or a anti-ragnaros hero he will be viable on all maps at all levels of play.
>>
>>170921284
>using a dead heros icon
hmm
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>>170921198
>not the bronze pleb icon
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>>170921219
BEHOLD
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>>170920847
>spending actual cash
>when the wowtoken exists
hm

>>170921198
>not bronze
cmon
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>>170920808
They are all shit, but at least the Stag isn't just a recolor of a mount we already have.
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>>170921372
E M B R A C E J U S T I C E
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Can you get banned for feeding your way to Bronze 5?
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>>170921413
>>170921392
i wish i was bad enough to place in bronze in order to use it, but it will never happen
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>>170921540
Yes, do it on a smurf
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>>170921540
Someone in these threads used to have a daily update on his fall to bronze 5. So I guess as long as you don't make it obvious no.
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>>170921540
Just play like a retard and not a feeder and you will get there.
>>
>>170921540
Yes, so you'll probably have to be convincing about it. The 0-50 Leoric/Murky games are risky.

>>170921862
There was also a thread on Rebbit. Guy who was Masters tried inting his way down to Bronze V on the Masters account.

Just don't be too obvious about it. Show up for a team fight, bait allies into engaging then miss all your skillshots. Avoid soaking experience, get executed by mercs, etc.
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Bronze 5 is harder to fall to than rising to Grandmaster.
Prove me wrong.
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>>170922420
https://heroes.judgehype.com/news/heroes-of-the-dorm-et-l-apparence-kerrigan-cheerleader-se-devoilent-150754/

Can anyone translate this? I don't speak muslim.
>>
>>170922196
There are 200 GMs
There are over 100 Bronze 5s in this thread alone
>>
PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHY YOU'RE FORCED TO SIT THROUGH 15 MINUTES WHEN ONE FROM YOUR TEAM LEAVES BEFORE THE MATCH EVEN STARTS
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>>170922196
You must win 23 games in a row to get grandmaster from master. You must lose from master 0 about 106 games
A simple person like you would say that it's harder to get grandmaster, but you don't realize the former requires being good at the game, the latter requires the autism to feed at least 106 games
>>
>>170922545
your right mouse click, you retarded faggot
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>>170921198
Valeera master portrait is my favorite.
I wish Valla's weren't both terrible.
>>
Can varian solo any hero currently?
>>
>>170924623
>Varian
>1v1 every other Hero

I'm not feeling it, desu.
>>
>>170922545
The bracket heroes of the dorm was revealed this week end and permits you to win $10k by guessing the winner of each game. As we could expect, kerrigan will receive a new pack, with her cheerleader skin that you can see above. The pack will probably include a mount and an exclusive banner, similar to what they did with azmodan on the past. The portrait will be given to all the people participating.

Find details on this link
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>>170924884
Then i'm out of ideas. I got 10k again and i only play strong dueler heroes and i already own butcher and kerrgian and murky
I guess i could get murky master skin since i have butcher master, but murky's is ugly as shit
>>
>>170925045
don't forget to read coral before sleep
>>
>>170925143
Do you have Rehgar? Do you have Valla? Do you have the master Rehgar skin? These are the important questions that I am asking you.
>>
>>170925613
reghar is a joke, he any assassin will send him running and valla is nonsustain as fuck, if you attack almost anyone you will get vaporized faster than a cumshot on a rock in sahara
>>
>"I SERVE"
>Zeratul breakdances in game

BRAVO BLUZZERD
>>
>>170925749
You must be bad
>>
>https://www.heroesofthedorm.com/brackets
Friendly reminder to fill it out for the chance at >>170922420

Also a cute participation portrait.

>>170922196
It seems like it would be difficult to drop after having any reasonable MMR. Platinum or Diamond with a 10% win rate over 100 games down to Bronze? Sketch. Tempted to try on a smurf, though.
>>
What heros are essential for a smurf ?
>>
>>170926001
Depends, desu. I've just been playing stuff I can't generally get away with blind/early picking, like The Butcher or Illidan.

>full w/invasion lane cancermodan
>oblig gazlowe
>edgy assassin that gets kills all game
>zero percent kill participation split-pusher
Dunno. Find a fun gimmick.

I'll probably try a support-only account next season and make an effort to climb. See how far I get before the brain just shuts off.

>>170925613
>rehgar
He would be my go-to, actually. How common of a pick is he these days?
>>
>>170926338
Rehgar is a really strong burst healer with great utility and damage, he's probably the 3rd most picked support after Malf and Lucio
>>
>>170925952
God that was tedious. 5 minutes of random clicking. I wish the had a button to just randomly fill the application because that is what everyone will be doing anyway.
>>
>Losing entire match because my team is retarded and our only warrior, Arthas, refuses to group up and is constantly grabbing camps by himself
>I in all sincerity tell him to read a few articles about the role of the warrior in Ranked games
>He explains to me that we were two levels down (enemy team was 22, we were 20) and that we need to be soaking lanes

Whoever said any rank that isn't Master is Bronze wasn't joking, holy hell.
>>
>>170921506
It's a recolor of the Christmas Reindeer you fuck.
>>
>>170926969
It's actually the worst until at least high Diamond, at which point I think it gets slightly better.

>team drafts lunara and zeebo
>for some reason
>into kerrigan
>lose first objective, naturally
>two people call gg

like
hello
>>
>>170926338
Well I pick Rehgar just about every game that I can. So often
>mfw yesterday
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he stole my bw pick ;_;
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>>170927286
I loathe getting d1's on my team. They're trash
>>
>>170927613
Sure, but at least they aren't fresh out of placements like so many people between Platinum I and Diamond III.

>>170927442
Neat. Looking forward to it.
>>
>>170926683
Agreed. For non-americans these teams means jack shit either way as well.
>>
So do i have buy 1 half of cho'gall or will he be free to play tomorrow
>>
This conspiracy

WILL BE ROOTED OUT
>>
>>170928869
kek, no

Just play two games with somebody who does own him.

>no reward for original owner
this is sort of weird desu they gave out 2200g the first time as I recall
>>
>>170925952
There aren't nearly enough cheeky team names
>>
>>170922196
If someone can drop an account to bronze 5, I'll take that account and stream it to GM.
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>>170921198
Fucking nexus recruit hipsters need to be gassed.
>>
>>170930130
>not even alpha
embarrasing
>>
>>170930130
every second fag uses this
kys
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>>170930130
>anything less than gold alpha
You scrubs don't know shit.
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>>170930130
>not Alpha
I bet you also self insert as beta in NTR porn.
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>>170930262
>TFW you got your key at the very late stage of Alpha and didn't get 40 until beta started

I will never be a golden alpha
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>>170930262
Was there any way to get into alpha unless you're a blizzdrone?
>>
>>170930813
I got in an account that only had 1 game on it which was wow. Which it was/still is banned on for life. I applied for it on lots of accounts and 2 got in, the one with the most money spent didn't get in despite signing up way earlier. So it was entirely RNG.

I think there may have been codes or something at one point? I don't remember.
>>
>>170930813
Yeah, it was actually pretty easy.
I got into alpha without having played blizz games for at least a year.
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is the servers shitting themselves? just got dropped twice
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Well, I guess.
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>>170930813
I got an invite on an account that never had any other games, since I've played other Blizz stuff back in the times when I haven't had one non-pirated game. Such was life in eastern europe.
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>when your pick counters the whole enemy team
>>
>it's a all four bans are supports game

why do people do this? then im forced to play uther.
>>
oy faggots, we reached the post limit
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>>170931732
Any support is better than Uther
Please stop playing Uther
I don't want Uther
I don't need Uther
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>>170931732
supports are just that poorly balanced
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>30 gold per win
>20 gold per loss
This ain't right for the effort it takes to win.
>>
>>170931493
>34 friends
>>
Need new or we die
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>>170932802
let it die its useless anyway
>>
>>170921198
Its the one and only portrait
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>>170932565
it still makes no sense to ban all the main ones then. second supports like tass, i understand. but these retards are wondering why im doing less as uther than furion
>>
20 POSTS PAST BUMPLIMIT AND NO NEW THREAD
PAGE 10 ALARM
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>>170807697
>Wall without Templar's Will

ya dun goofed.
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>>170932649
Buy a Stimpack©
>>
>>170933571
>try to make general
>accidentally make it in wfg
someone else try
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>>170840085
>where's my "saved teammate from death" clutch shield/heal stat?

Fucking this shit right here. I really enjoy playing Tass and those clutch shields are euphoric. But counts for shits for stats.

The stupid mvp title system is shit and weighs on kda too much.
>>
>>170933839
no one else tries...
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>>170935068
>>170935068
>>170935068
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