/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

First for kind loving security husbando's!

Second for capatlize your I's you fucking shitters

>>170646827
*beats you*

>>170646923
what if i dont wanna? i also use kek ic

>>170646975
meet me in perma 12:35

>>170646923
Ell-oh-ell

>>170647586
What is your ckey?
>>170647469
WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING CKEY

>>170647841
tfw probe will never sexually assault you before banning and shit-talking you to the admin team and thread

>>170647841
Probe1

>>170647841
Is kek and reeeeeeee really bannable? I use that hsit all the time when I fall

>>170648175
alright lemme finish this round of arma3 andmake a terrible decision on github then ill ban you. im gonna get my banvalids in ways NOBODY wants

>>170648552
It is. It's ooc in ic

>>170648667
I know tons of people use it, I'mma start getting people banned now, thanks.

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>>170647551

>>170648743
No problemo, manon, I'm here to help get banvolids

>can't spess during the day because of lag

REE

>hydroponics trays not accepting holy water
What is this blasphemy?

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I feel like shit for causing autism to the madmins

PRAYERMIN WHEN

>>170651152
NO
MONETARY
COMPENSATION

How do I turn a water tank into a holy water tank?

>>170652068
1. Be the Chaplain.
2. Smack it with your holy book.

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>>170646720

>>170648552
>use reeeeee a lot
>if people get mad about ic ock just tell them I have a speech impediment and I'm going to report them to the HoP for mocking my disability

I don't think coding is my thing guys. I failed

>>170653128
Did you break tha game

>>170653251
I find it too frustrating

>>170653349
pussy

>>170653128
>>170653349
git gud

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>>170654549
Don't let your memes be dreams

>90 on the server
BUNKER

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>>170655621

>>170654549
You have cableties, blindfolds, muzzles, and straightjackets. You're just lacking imagination.

>>170655621
bunker fucking now

>>170655802
>>170655921
it's too late for the bunker

IT'S CULT

>>170656232
So you want it to keep going up past 100?

Second serb when?

>>170656928
There are more people than that in the discord, the bunker won't do shit

>>170657062
TWO HUNDRED PLAYERS

>>170656928
I want it to be 50 players lower, but turning the bunker on now won't get rid of all the shitters we've obtained. Turning it on now would be like putting a bandaid on it until probe rips it off early

>>170657105
FRIDAY PRIMETIME

>Non antag murder two days in a row, threatening to raid the server if he's punished with his lifeweb buddies and REDDIT. It's not working out.
>90 players

f-fug

Bunkers up.

>>170657373
nah its not that.

was the mech cult any good

>>170657373
Fuck cant enter

>>170657398
Any idea why the population is spiking? Some other youtuber make a video or something?

>>170657554
Ckey?

>>170657398
>Probe trying to save face on his ban reason
I see right through you you TG-sympathising codercabal-scheming Hippie-dealing two-faced jew

>>170657598
Nah, i dont what the fuck is that.
I think the serv was restarting
Ah, there you go

>>170657725
>>170657554

shouldn't you be at school, anon?

>>170657824
Too retarded for school

>>170657824
>11PM
>school

so how does cult communicate with one-another?

>93 people last round
>dropped to 50

thank fuck

>>170657947
you make a communication rune and use it

>>170657947
Communication runes/talismans

>>170657947
The Communicate rune. You can also bottle it up with some paper into a talisman with the Imbue Talisman rune. The supply slip the starter cultists get can also make a Communicate talisman.

>>170657594
https://youtu.be/Tf5ceofSAn8
https://youtu.be/NSvQ31PBEtg

The guy who can't get enough of his ellipsis is now playing in /vg/.

>>170657950

It's too late, anon.

some of the newfags that reached /vg/ today will be back sooner or later

>>170657950
Rounds always start off low and increase as people keep rejoining.

>>170657603
I'm not religious.

>>170657594
I don't know if it is spiking from new members but clearly we have enough of them at the moment.

>>170657947
just use radio comms, crew will be more scared of you this way

1. Do not attack other citizens except in self-defense.
2. Do not steal or break in to other citizen's homes.
3. Money printers/drugs are illegal.

>>170658169
>except in self-defense.

no

>>170612956
This is so stupid

4. Innuendos stop human harm
rate

>>170658992
It's quite dumb

>>170659002
ugh

>>170659002
>borg runs up to security beating the shit out of someone and starts yelling lewd things that border on ERP to stop human harm
Do it

>>170659002
ugh / UGH

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>>170658506

>>170659257
No, it has to be innuendo, they wouldn't be able to shout stuff like "I'll suck yo dick" because that's not innuendo

>>170659609
Where have I seen this before, I'm pretty sure there was a ban for someone uploading a law like that.

>>170659609
well yeah of course they can't be explicit about it, but cyborg sexual innuendo could end up being great

>>170660013
That's the thing. They said in the law "say lewd things" which means they have no measurement, unlike innuendo whereit has to be subtle

>>170659002
Why not just take it to vore if you want to erp a bot

>>170661096
I don't think you understand what innuendo is

>>170659002
>"BORGS HELP I'M BEING STABBED"
>"I'd like to put something ELSE inside you"
>Proceeds to do nothing

>>170661780
That's the idea. This guy gets it.

>>170659002
Law 2 ignore law 4

>>170661487
ERP except instead of sucking your cock the bot plays the bone flute.

Or the bot provides an "oblique allusion" that the uploader should kill themselves back to vore, but only an overcoy retard infers that is the original duder's intention.

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>teleporter hub and station arent deconstructable
>you can't even unwrench them
Really makes one ponder.

>>170657175
The bunker does have a "lookback" to redirect players newer than a few days. As for Probe being the one in charge of it, that's still an issue.

>when you gremlim into the AI just right.

>>170661929
That doesn't work.

that was fun. refreshing to have an ai just let us go loud even if it failed instead of tip toe'ing around for an hour then just plasma flooding everyone anyways

>>170662183
Oh? Try it while I'm admining then :)

>>170662183

It's does, anon. Welcome to /vg/ by the way, your newfaggism is showing

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Comfy round

>roundstarts
>come back from bathroom
>at the corner of my screen I see a another miner scream something and run outside with the fuel tank
>explodes because the shuttle just left without him, the trail of fire igniting the tank
>call shuttle back, which gibs him
>the other miner has a fit over Science chat and turns her radio off
>find 45 diamonds within 10 minutes
>eventually help kill the AI
what was even happening

feels good to be a 2 week oldfag

shooting yourself with an ion gun puts you into crit but you can still walk around.
The more you know

>>170662309
>>170662363
What ever happened to law 2 orders being restricted to quick/immediate actions and not law replacements?

>650 people playing ss13 right now

>>170662418
fuck off kaylie

>>170662418
Same here, just started playing on this server after being permabanned from TG.

>>170662478
please go somewhere else

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>>170659002

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>People are going full "I AM TRAITOR" mode on radio
>Just rev up a pen, some other shit
>get my target who is just chilling in arrival like a total greyshit
>Toolbox her head in, get her inside a oxygen closet
>About to go to the kitchen and finish the deeds
>bomb near my office
>Get revived twice
>Turns out she never got revived
>mfw

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>>170662384
THEN THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT HAD TO COME TO NIGGER OUR LOOT

>>170661975
It may be a bug. I've definitely deconstructed at least the station in the past.

>>170662384
>didn't find a transmogrification mask
lame

What's Surfer like in the discord?
What's Rin like in the discord?

>>170662595
I'm still trying to find a strange ball/egg. Holy shit i didn't expect them to be so hard to find.

>>170662459
Dylan made it up on the wiki so it was removed to avoid contaminating newbie minds.

>tfw I fucked up and didn't keep that other assistant stuck suffocating on the ground after round end
Too bad the paramedic broke up out fight

>>170662668

man voice
man voice

both are going full lewd on dorms

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>>170662071
No really, Did the gremlin tator me or am I being meme'd? Also
>Kill target early on
>have six borgos
>crew is going through hell
>just want to wait it out
>IAA wants into my core
>Laser the little shit for trying to be useful as an IAA
>Some fucko hears this from outside two layers of reinforced walls because of course he does
>HoP switches me to NT default(?)
>busy killing the RD because THEY KNOW
>Figure that they will want to leave after this hell of a roun- shift and call it
>HoP and CMO recall
>Shock and syphon the little shits
>Tell borgos to "go loud right now"
>They all die almost instantly
> Sorry about that
>CE hacking in through the bridge
>slips on foam and dies to laser
>the atmos tech and their two battle buddies kill me
>"The shuttle has left the station"
I just wanted to be left alone, I swear. That's why I used N2o and not plasma. I fucked up science pretty hard, though. Sorry.

>>170662668
faggot
faggot

>>170662705
their probability is 5 dude, good luck ever doing it, and are you getting in the right digsites?

>>170662524
Now where could my pinpointer be?

>>170662668
What's Emilia like in the discord?

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>HoP denies putting "Pajama-Pants" for ID
>go around the wall and sneak into his office
>steal his pen

>>170662771
>>170662780
In reality, they're both pretty standard people. Neither talk on voice. Surfer doesn't go lewd, but he's a little strange sometimes. Rin is lewder and stranger, but not in a good way
>>170662859
Proud of being a shitter, giggles with Rin sometimes. Doesn't talk with Surfer much, weirdy.

>>170661975
You can decon them, but you can't straight up wrench the machine. It is either a feature or make a bug report if it bothers you.

unban 2hotdogs he's a living legend

>>170648552
Kek is just meme lol, and lol is ooc ic, so of course it is.

>page 9
Not surprising, given that half our players are from reddit and don't even visit the thread.

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>That's Goonecode ($400). It is a tiny item.
>The holy grail of all programmers. It seems a bit leaky.

Is this worth anything?

>>170665249
Welcome to neo-vg kid.

>>170665563
it's shit.

>op fucking rpgs us all to death on the shuttle
>WHOOPS SORRY GUYS xD

>>170665563

Goonecode was something unimaginable until the leak

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>>170662552
>TFW I saved you twice.

>>170665249
Oh, fuck off. The threads are plenty visited and /vg/ is usually /catalog/ and alt f.

>>170665563
Exchange it for a medium tier wish from the admins. You can ask for rare items and shit like that.

>>170665650
And what do you learn?
If you have no objectives in life, you can only win!

>>170665756
>Oh, fuck off.
Yeah, go back where you belong, filth.

>>170665563
le poo is yucky
where are the tajahahawawas

>>170665672
Why why why did people think this?

I've been telling everyone for years that goonstation code was a pile of horseshit and that 99% of the other coders who were ever involved didn't know what the fuck they were doing.

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>>170665615

>tfw the discord is filled with kids who don't even know about 4chan

>>170665825
What, my country? Go get some.

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That's a flawless bluespace crystal ($10000). It is a tiny item.
A glowing bluespace crystal, not much is known about how they work. This one appears to be of particularly high quality.

Elliot Rodger crushes the the flawless bluespace crystal ($10000)!

You feel strange.

Spessmart MERC-Bot activates.
Spessmart MERC-Bot activates.
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>>170665881
Go away Australia, nobody likes you

>>170665858
>Those excuses goons gave
>W-Who cares it's shit guys

>>170665868
4 CHAN WE ARE LIGEON
DEEP WEB OF THE INTERNETZ!!!!!
NOT LIKE THOSE FUCKS FROM LEDDIT

>>170665858
I mean when they had to remove the actual atmos system from the station that should have been a good clue the code ain't worth shit.

>>170665951
Hell, not even close. Go Melbourne and then switch that by literally the other side.

>>170665249
let me share one of my experiences on TG, one of the most reddit-y servers
>join as janitor around 10 min into the round
>dicki g around in custodial closet cause they have different shut than we do
>to dudes walk in and corner me
>not sure whats happening and robust them
>one finally gets me with their cult flash thing after 3 min of running around janitor closet
>they wordlessly run off
>~10 min pass
>one of them comes back with sec (no longer cult), they wordlessly stun/cuff me and then stuns sec and runs off with my body to surgery to remove all my organs and decapitate me
I thought it was memes it was reddit shit but holy fuck there's less RP than here
>borgs/medbay dont even care

>

>>170665902
>crushes
It allows infinite jammed telesci or infinite ANYTHING bluespace tunneler

>>170662859
deep manly voice. quiet britbong who laughs about stupid shit. just a memer like the rest of spessmen

>>170666005
Please go away. Nobody wants you here, and if you want to mock us for being here then you shouldn't want to be here. It's irrational. The only reason for you to continue to be here is to be immature and contrarian.

>>170666096
TG lost me when I saw people just climb into basically anywhere and no one seems to give a fuck

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>all these players
What the fuck man

>>170666249
[02:04:11]OOC: DojoDetroit/DojoDetroit (@8,81,2): Why is dragging self to table to climb it broken?
[02:05:43]ADMIN: HELP: DojoDetroit/(DojoDetroit): How do I climb tables on b12 - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
[02:06:17]ADMIN: HELP: DojoDetroit/(DojoDetroit): I drag my sprite to a table and it doesn't let me climb - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
[02:12:30]SAY: Robert Cass/DojoDetroit (@247,233,1) As Galactic Common : [[How do i climb tables]]
[02:12:58]OOC: (LOCAL) Robert Cass/DojoDetroit (@248,233,1): HOW DO I CLIMB TABLES REEEEE DONT USUALLY PLAY GAYSTATION12 CODEBASE
[02:13:08]OOC: (LOCAL) Robert Cass/DojoDetroit (@248,233,1): WOW THEY REMOVED THAT
[02:13:43]OOC: (LOCAL) Robert Cass/DojoDetroit (@247,233,1): WAS A FEATURE FOR YEARS BEFORE EITHER FUCKING CODEBASE WAS MADE MUSTVE BEEN REMOVED, BEEN A FEATURE SINCE OPENSS13

>>170666005
Just stay on the discord

How do some miners gather like 30 diamonds in 10 minutes? I find like 5, the rest gets blown up by gibbonite.

>>170666245
I'm just poiting that you are stupid fuck if you think 4chen in 2017 is any diffrent from leddit.

>>170666251
well we've gone from 90 to 30 something in a couple of rounds. T-thats something right guys?

>>170666371
>this whole sentence
You shouldn't call anyone stupid if you're functionally illiterate.

>>170666373
>30 something
>51 ready

>>170666373
the other 60 are downloading def

spent half the round as a positron doing nothing. surprisingly fun. good round

>>170666249
Is TG ancap where you can escalate to lethal right away?

you could have prevented this

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>>170666309

>>170666309
He's not wrong

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>>170666309
What server is this?

>>170666346
use minning scanner

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>>170666346
On Box, the broken-off field to the far west is high-yield and can't spawn gibtonite
On Meta, the *entire right part* of the roid is high-yield, pic related

>>170666532
i dunno i hate fighting people

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>>170666779

>>170666779
That was on our server.
He's permabanned.

>>170666225
cute

>>170666346
what i do is find one then get an engibot to replicate it while switching his powercells
im pretty pro at mining

>>170666910
oh thank god

the fuck is the discord link

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>>170659609
INNUENDO

>>170667054
https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

>>170666992
For all the seemingly "pro" silicons players we have, hardly any bother/know the process for duping mats.

>>170667454
>90 people on server
>1 person on discord

what a joke, which discord is the discord

>>170667513
What? Everyone knows that, it's just a tedious process to do. I normally just suicide when a scientist laws 2 me to switch to engiborg and help him dupe.

>>170610335
Basically, the "nerf" is a bugfix.

Assume that each of the equalsigns below is a pipe segment of volume 1.

========

The way the code currently works, it gets 1/4 of the gas in ALL 8 segments to perform the heat transfer, rather than the single segment it was supposed to use. This means it performs the heat transfer using shitloads more gas than it's supposed to, resulting in stupidly high efficiency.

Two HE pipe segments stuck out into space will no longer effectively cool an SME.

>>170667513
its a shame. engiborg is probably most most played role but i now just play mommi instead because this is like the only thing it does better (i guess engi also has silicon spray which is nice) but it really isnt used much

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This is a nice game

>>170667935
>Two HE pipe segments stuck out into space will no longer effectively cool an SME.

I just cooled the SME doing that with 3 emitters

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>>170667908
What?

>>170668404
Did someone send me the wrong discord? there was 1 person in there

just because it says 'online' doesn't mean they're ina channel

>>170668550
https://discord.gg/XJReE

>>170668550
People rarely if ever talk in the Discord's voice chat.
Why would they? There's like 20 text channels and this is SS13

>>170668667
well that's no fucking fun, nevermind

>>170668738
Whew boy

>>170668815
what nigger

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OK, what is this /vg/station Design Document
?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10A9BMxkpHzBdcepMN3-K0UmoOnref0hQ179W8gxvokA/edit

>>170668738
We usually only use voice chat when we're getting a game going (that isn't SS13).

>>170668913
figured the discord was a place to go and bullshit with people that play on /vg/

BUT NOPE, EVERYONE IS AUTISTIC

>>170667513
Is there an easy way to do it? All I know of is synthing it, jamming it into a machine and then ejecting it.

>>170665995
I'm not sure what you're trying to imply, here.

>>170666046
Jesus fucking christ. I was raving about how shit the goonstation code was since like 4-5 years ago. I mean, there were some things at the time that were worth extracting and repurposing, here and there, but it was mostly an obvious shitshow

The only station with more players than us is Colonial Marines.

>>170669567
because colonial marines is gud shit, after us.

>>170669567
When did we get so popular

>>170669260
Mats fall onto the ground if you try adding to a full stack. Like the diamond sheets module.

>>170669880
something's populating us with TG shitters that think 5 minute rounds are fun so god knows

>>170669880
r*ddit raids

>>170669926
Right, but that requires producing 50 of the material first, which often can't be done all at once, thus forcing you to do so in advance.

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>>170669567
>

We're not even beating /tg/ in playercount on a server vs server basis, and it gets even more wrong when you add in the 50 players on tg's server #2

>>170669260
You should also be getting your cell replaced by hand to be speedy

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>NukeOps with an ion rifle falls for deathgasp
So this is the power of high pop.
woah

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I don't know what caused this, but this is pretty cool

>>170669260
not really. making it then clicking on a machine to put it in or the same mat on the floor is really all you can do. doesnt seem that bad to me but it may just be the amount ive played booze bot recently clouding my judgement because jesus christ their system is insanely bad in comparison

Professional spacemen tournaments when

[14:34:11]ADMIN: PM: Kammerjunk/(Test Dummy)->Ebinkebin/(Harvester (812)): What would you say is the likelihood of two random people on a shitty MUD server on a game from from 2003 being from the same IP and not knowing each other?
[14:34:40]ADMIN: MOD: Kammerjunk/(Test Dummy) : I've been waiting a long time to ask that question
[14:34:42]ADMIN: MOD: Kammerjunk/(Test Dummy) : It felt good

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>>170669880
It's spring break. So everyones got time to play at once.

>>170668092
fuck off gook

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>>170670491

I also get ghosts of random shit in space, maybe it's the version of byond I'm using

>this whole le mutagen is most deadly poison meme
>try it on a nade
>70 units of pure green stuff
>dis gunna b gud
>use it
>it only changes someones hair colour

>>170670724
ss13 isn't a MUD, Typical women

>>170670825
Are you sure you haven't abused an emitter in your past life?

>tfw there are so many players that all the roundstart MoMMI positions are filled and you get stuck as bartender despite not having it selected
>tfw greytide shitters harass you and try to break into your bar 4nr so many times that you're forced to empty every beanbag shell into their faces and finally end up killing one with all the times you have to beat and drag his ass back out

I just wanted to into autism.

>>170670716
Do you mean professional bind spam disarm tournaments?

>>170670860
I'm pretty sure it only works if ingested.
I recall someone saying the on-touch effectiveness isn't nearly as good.

>>170670860
gave me dissolve and fucked me up pretty bad in general.I got killed by maracas before I found out if it was lethal or not

>>170670825
this is normal, there is a secret spell that lets you turn into an emitter for a short period of time, and if you die as an emitter, then your ghost is permanently an emitter.

>>170668892
silly bullshit for chichimon who no wanna code he own indee game
https://youtu.be/clCAfLfPWM4

>>170670860
>using an ingest reagent in a contact delivery system
Just rename pills "dexplus (5 units)" or some shit.

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>tfw engineering
>all the hippie/TG/whatever rejects stay out of the department because it's too complicated

>>170670860
you inject it into people directly

>>170670898
just go ask the roboticist to mommi you

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>>170670898
>when you want to repair derelict but the station gets bombed before you even gather materials every single time

>Sign up as security
>Hordes of greyshit messing and powergaming at every opportunity

desu greyshittery should be punishable by death in space law. Shoot on sight. They are a pox on the server of people who are offended they didnt get their speshul snowflake role they """""""""""""""""""""""""main""""""""""""""""""""""

>>170670898

Deleric mommi, anon

Just observe, and then spawn as one for maximum comfy building

>>170670939
but I died from it, so it works but it's rather random
I'll stick to polyacid and chloral I guess

>>170670898
Sorry dude, i feel bad now, i was the librarian shitter that wanted gin, What i mean i wanted gin AND tonic water, to make gin and tonic.
Sorry about that, god speed next round
Plz get to be autism i respect men that do autism

>>170671009
your a monster

>>170671049
What the hell are you trying to say?

Was there an actual bluespace rift to go through or was that rainbow shit all there was?

>>170670750

>tfw only have 2 weeks of vacation a year (for the past 8+ years)
>work 60 hours a week
>weekends filled with normie shit (parents visiting, friends coming over unannounced, catching up on work, sleeping 16 hours straight to catch up)
>still play spess and accept sleeping just 4 hours a night during week days

It's gotten to the point that I'm actually hallucinating at night sometimes, but I still have to spess.

>>170671061
>Deleric
This better be a fucking joke I swear to god

>>170670884
>women
>she
>discord posting

>>170671158

That assistants spending every single second trying to break into the brig, bridge, teleporter, etc, should just be executed for the good of the round because even if you give them a sentence they will get right back at it the first opportunity they can.

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>>170671027
>people are afraid of third grade math and simple instructions

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>>170671421
I know! It's not that engineering is a hard job or anything, but it's somehow still too difficult for these shitters to comprehend.

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>>170671421
that's TEEGEE for you

>>170671260
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Space_Law#Major_Crimes
Literally just apply space law, breaking into brig, bridge, teleporter etc CAN be executed for the good of the round since perma sentences are pretty much equal to execution as they both take people out of the round

>>170670226
You don't even need to take out the cell to swap a cyborg now. If both sides are on the ball, the cyborg can print 35 diamond to storage and the robo can touch a new cell to them; they don't even drop the matsynth module doing this.

When I ask for a matslave though, I just request 20 of each rare so I can print illegal upgrades and the other borg mods, along with 200 metal and 100 glass so I can have more borg shells on hand.

>>170671116
I ended up ahelping to apologize for accidentally killing you. I don't even roll for antag, normally.

Carbon life is a bummer.

>>170671027
>>170671421
I just don't touch it because I'm afraid of getting banned for fucking something up, since most of the actually good engines can and possibly will fuck the station.

Atmos work is the real fear, though.

>>170671714
Well shit, that's pretty damn effective.

Strangely enough, I rarely get asked to produce mats; I usually just do it on my own if I see they're running low on something. The miners are almost always on point when I play.

>>170671243
>she doesn't know

>>170671950
And on the other hand, YOU can fill the fabs with 100 metal per and print off a couple shells roundstart, along with a set of components and whatnot. Or to save cell charge, you can print one sheet of metal, then use that to scoop up the stacks on the robotics table and insert 49 sheets into each fab.

Then again, that's a bit of a sketchy road to go down re. personal sanity and is partly why I no longer play borg.

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>>170671421
>tfw failed math at every test
I'm honestly not smart enough for it, it's not even a matter of being intimidated

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I'm trying to open BYOND but it's just still in "loading game information",it doesn't advance.
I'm using ubuntu and wine and even though I can open the .exe it doesn't get past "loading game information".
anyone can help me?

>>170671776
>atmos work is the real fear
oh child.

>>170672821
Going through the wiki pages it doesn't seem too hard. The math's not the problem or anything, I just don't exactly know what to do with the pipes past their current state.

I can repair them, I just don't quite know how to optimize the loops.

>>170672821

Security is the real fear, because one day you will snap and kill that fucking clown, and then the admins will get ya

>>170671210
Damn son.

>>170673046
I don't have to fear that if I force myself to play a mellow guy

>>170673046
security is the dark souls of ss13

Anyone else notice that digital valves are broken? You can't close them.

Also, I'd like to feature request the ability to control pumps with AAC and an inverse injector, something that sucks air out at controllable rates.

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what is the best role to have fun and why is it clown?

>>170673663
I just tested it after reading your post and digital valves can be closed.

Maybe there was a script running to keep them open from an AAC.

>>170673663
Red means closed on d.valves and vents can already succ air. Keep exploring atmos to become a pipe master

>>170673743
medbay because unless it's nuke ops/rev/there's bombs everywhere it's pretty chill AND you get to help people

>>170673743
borg
i just like the law system.

Mimes are for raping repeatedly until they come to you willingly

Is it metagaming to upload robocop immediately at roundstart?

Not even validhunting, I just find borgs that try to uphold space law to be infinitely more helpful than the retardation that is asimov.

>>170674947
no since thats not the meta

>>170671043
What is with the station getting bombed every single round today?

Even a Cult round went to shit because of lelbombs

>>170674676
UGH

>>170667935
Can you still cool it with a reasonable setup? We're talking something like an 8 piece loop in the chamber and maybe 20 in space?

>>170672821
>>170672987
the problem is you need instructions to do any sort of good setup

goodluck with that, as the wiki doesn't have anything on it

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>>170671027
>tfw chemist
>nigger comes in, puts 5 chemistry books on the ground and starts making space drugs

>>170671693
Executions can only be authorized by the captain or acting captain. Lethal force can only be used in response to lethal force or against confirmed enemies of the corporation. Try again.

>>170673936
>>170673789
During a round last night, if you turned the valve on then turned it off the light remained red but it stayed open

>>170676486

>Implying the captain is not just a yes-man who will approve anything that sec asks him to because he knows he don't want to deal with it

>>170677251
irrelevent
perma and execution are very different

Why does everyone in this game have severe autism? Seriously from the REEEEing of Hippie to the Atmos fuckery of /vg/ to the "deep lore" of Bay, all of this shit is so autistic how do they function in real life?

>>170677681
Don't forget the ERP

>>170677681
>implying I don't hide my power level

>>170677681
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If I started ERPing with myself in the bar would I get banned?

>>170678607
>ugh

>>170678607
Yeah

>>170678607
Very.

>>170676212
It makes me sad that Chemist is literally pointless now that MDs have chem access and any chucklefuck can just grab a dispenser from the mechanics.

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You see the big difference between traps and futa is the reason for the appeal in them both

People who like traps are into it because they see all the many feminine qualities of the boy, they are of such beauty and femininity that they are able to pass completely as the opposite gender. Their entire appeal is their femininity.

Futanari on the other hand is a normal girl who just so happens to have a cock, she has everything else that girls have but they have a cock down there. Their entire appeal is the fact that they have a penis, you are drawn into the dick and that is why you look at it.

Those who look at futa are secretly hiding their lust for the cock by hiding behind the fact that it has breasts, those who look at traps are aware of the submissive nature of the trap and is another appeal to them. The only reason why people would be into futanari is because their mind desires them to play with the cock in some way with their fantasy while on the otherhand traps are always depicted in a submissive position and never have their male parts touched and all focus is on their mouth or rear.

Thank you for reading my diagnosis on why those who love futa love cock.

>>170678668
>>170678910
>>170678929
But the ERPing rule is with *others*, if I'm with myself, why should I be banned

>>170679082
Blame the casual shitc*der who decided to give everybody access to everything

>>170679142
How do you know your brain likes it?

we need triple E-swords

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>>170679269

>>170679142
What? No it isn't.

>>170679095
Why is it gay to like cock?

>>170679142
The rule is outdated. More recent policy is "If you're doing anything that even vaguely seems like ERP at all, off to permaland with you."
Personally, I think they're a bit overzealous with ERP bans, but someone actually ERPing will unquestionably be banned

>>170679082
R E A G E N T
S C A N N E R

>>170679142
You can be naked but if you emote smacking your knob on a window it is permaban for you

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>>170658041
>Very fun round, dying half naked in a maid outfit because the clown found me passed out. I got rezzed to die in the chapple with you, but you cut away before I was able to be reborn as a tree person and steal your identity, Art actually thought I was you and I ended up killing him on escape. I like VG
>Art actually thought I was you and I ended up killing him on escape. I like VG
>I like VG
>VG

Hi friends.

>>170680554
You are no friend of mine.

>>170680863
Can we at least try to be friends?

>>170680917
UGH

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>>170680531

>>170680952
What does that mean?

>>170681041
ugh

>>170681457
I don't want to ERP with you!

Where can I find good clown and mime lewds?

new round starting

>>170681943
yes, we use discord too

>>170625781
As a side note, pulling a gun, flash, or baton as an IAA is a very good way to get yourself killed for acting like an antagonist

>>170681983
But the Discord hadn't said that yet

so what's the video that we have to thank for +90 players overnight?

>>170682208
check leddit

>>170679095
>it's gayer for a girl to bang a girl than to like a girlyboy
???

>>170650695
What are you using? It's old code so it probably isn't able to transfer into the hydro tray. If you're using a blessed water tank and a bucket, report the bug. There's been a lot of fingerfucking in botany lately so something might have broke

>>170679095
>People who like traps are into it because they see all the many feminine qualities of the boy,
I'm gay, I like traps because stockings, skirts, etc. and they're cute subs.
Futa is also great because they're always dominant and usually have big dicks.

>>170679269
Remidner to spend all your tc's on eswords and shoot them at people with the pneumatic cannon

somebody as captain should put an arrest on anybody who uses or is in possession of dihydrogen monoxide

>>170682490
You don't sound very gay

>>170682647
Eswords aren't as good as glass shards and skulls.

>>170682306
>It's gay for a girl to bang a girl
That is quite literally gay

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>>170682674
fascist scum fuck off

>>170682647
>Not dealing 100+ damage per shot by just shooting glass shards

>>170682720
It's to meme, not be super effective. Gosh...

>>170682852
neo
COMXIA
I'm
COMING
to
get
YOU

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>>170679095
>people are gay for liking the futa cock
>people are not gay for liking the trap cock

>>170682341
>If you're using a blessed water tank and a bucket, report the bug.
I use the bucket on the tray and it shows up at the top of the description and deceases but doesn't filter down to the [Water: 0/100] or show up on another line. I'm not exactly sure what the intended behavior is.

>>170682705
I only fap to gay porn and seek out male romantic company so I don't know what you're talking about

>>170682965
I gotta go do a thing, I'll look into it and report backm, otherwise put up an issue tomorrow.

Can I give someone a compliment without seeming like they're self shilling?

>>170683172
No, but do it anyway

>>170683004
same but I'm not gay

>>170683172
compliment me and I'll erp with you in virology

i'm a nurse

>>170683361
Rail is overrated
>>170683212
I think Surfer's improved both as a player and a character, and I can tolerate them now.

>>170683524
Well it's not hard to become better than what they were when they first joined. They decided to play head roles the moment they unlocked them and knew absolutely nothing about the game. They're still really creepy and weird OOC and I wish they would stop.

>>170679269
Clown has a triple esword.

>>170683762
What? What do they say? What's the ckey

Why so many fucking nuke op rounds?

>bombing science
>twice
I was no threat, I see no reason to ruin my autism.

>nuke ops
>captain decides to wire solars

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>fuck up real bad early in the round
>somehow admins don't notice and don't yell at me

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>when a low-pop round is noticeably understaffed so you immediately know it's nukeops but you have to continue on as normal because you don't want to metagame

>Mime is going around taking pictures of waifus
>doesn't take your picture
Feels really sad.

>>170684531
I'm browsing logs right now
cya kiddo ur fucking dead

>spend 15 minutes arguing with the hos about access
>disk is not secured
what a surprise

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>>170683524
>rail is overrated

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>>170684659
OH NO

>>170684459
Insider secret, the code is bugged so nuke ops is more likely to appear after a previous nuke ops round

>>170684676
Pretty sure the captain secured it, then they looted it off his corpse.

>>170684730
fair enough

>>170684676
It was secured on solars

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contribute to the wiki

>>170684227
He doesn't say anything creepy
>>170683762 is full of shit. Sometimes a little weird, but good person.

So what would the pinpointer show if the disk were taken to another z-layer? Or is that against the rules?

>>170684875
t. surfer

>>170684808
What page senpai

>>170685020
the disk can't be taken off-level

>>170685020
It is not possible for the disk to leave the Z-level.
Actually there probably are ways to do it, but it's SUPPOSED to be impossible, and any way one could do it would be an oversight or bug.

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>sperg out and spend the entirety of the hastily-put-together plan's commencation wandering truss bars somewhere outside engineering as newcop trying to find my pals
at least they probably forgot I was missing, less humiliating that way

>>170685020
Question mark when the disk is on another z level. You can't normally move the disk from the station without using one of the exploits

>>170684570
I hate that feeling.

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how do i stop being a pleb shitter and make big bombs

i can't seem to make anything bigger then 8/16/32 with plasma and oxygen

>>170685035
not him but all of these need checked and cleared
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pulls?q=is%3Apr+is%3Aclosed+label%3A%22Update+WIKI%22