SC2

gookers

TINFOIL

*ladders*

skrrt

im cookin up a storm

Seoul, South Korea (CNN)Two protesters died during demonstrations in the South Korean capital Friday, after the country's president was removed from office over alleged corruption.

A statement from acting President Hwang Kyo-ahn also said that several people were injured during the protests in Seoul. It called the casualties regrettable and didn't provide further details on the deaths.
Hwang called for unity during a national address broadcast on South Korean television:
"We all need to respect the decision of the constitutional court. There will be people who cannot accept this and find it hard to submit to this, but now is the time to accept and end the conflict and opposition."

I play protoss

life's simple....................................................................you make choices and you dont look back

thanks han

choice doesn't exist

define choice

choice
An act of selecting or making a decision when faced with two or more possibilities.

i don't believe you

theres an old saying

and that saying goes:

"for want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost. for want of a horseshoe, the steed was lost. for want of a steed, the message was not delivered. for want of an undelivered message, the war was lost.''

define war

to a worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish!

>>170607958
define protoss

ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOhhh ziiicaaaaaa

having an existential crisis rn

rn added to my filter list

cracking cold ones m

rn looks a lot like m...

cold showers

cleaning my room

doing the dishes

I'm gonna make it you guys

lol seriously forgot what I wanted to post
like I just brought the thread up to post it immediately and then I forgot
thanks antidepressants

>>170609887
+1

oh I remember
I watched that ai chan video where she does that genie guess the person thing
I guessed she would do hatsume miku the second she said she would think of a person

thats all

i like boys even though im also a boy >.<

>>170610270
hbt

>>170610270
gaynorm...

>>>/pol/116021534
bump my thread if you want
idc

we don't take suicide mass murder pills here

FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any other 25+ year olds thinking about giving up gaming?

uhhh yeah sure
*boots up wow*

wow isnt a video game

yea i started playing chess instead

the only true games are m indgames

lost my gook but at least i had a gook skrrt

getting my ass slammed by a 1500 comp
fuck chess

*plays chess*
LOOK HOW SMART I AM :DDD

*plays sc2*
said no one ever...

>>170611696
choa...

good morning...school is going to be so scary today. have to do a 4 minute speech

>>170611761
you will do well....... its just 4 minutes and then its all over dude.................. fighting

FACK

>>170611761
i have to do a 20 minutes speech in a month...in spanish...
considering killing myself...

>>170611696
im bad tho
but still one day we'll reach magnus' level

I want this
I got this
I will

school?
idiots

what dostoevsky book should I read next
already read notes and crime and punishment

idiot

hey fuck you

fuck you

fuck you leatherman

whatever

dude we're on page 8

sooo are they building the wall or not
gettin real impatient here

>>170613839
stinky...

wait so we literally have an indian phoneposter in these threads

we have an american, aussies, a norwegian and an israeli too. i love scv

>>170614165
oh and britbong bros

>>170614165
i could do without the jew desu

jews are actually the master race and I'm considering becoming a zionist

>>170614423
make it less obvious you're posting about yourself israelibro

>>170613839
me on the left sickzii on the right

>>170614423
faggot

i thought (((they))) were expert at manipulating lol

aaaaayyyyyyyyyy

https://twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/840165524038377472

im not afraid

dont forget about that one guy from argentina...

whats there to be afraid of

gook

gookers

seulgookers

seulgooklings

>>170615098
shitskins

>>170615380
wording this

>>170614841
kids butting into interviews happens a lot on the bbc for some reason. happened with some anti-zionist isreali guy recently too

>>170615380
+1

scv deathsquads

scv is like half canadians

large matronly himabosoms...

>>170615772
sacking himamommys milk fresh from the teat...

sucking

ugh I hate phoneposting

we should dispatch our best ideological subverters to hima
make them doubt each other >:3

they have my ip...

so what

eating 5 eggs and toast
I hate eggs they're disgusting

anyone else staying home on a friday night...

>>170616141
have you ever been cyber-bullied?

>>170616213
i really don't give a shit if they find my real identity or something. it's not like i have anything to lose

>>170616250
I mean hima mommy will just know it's me so i can't subvert

>>170616250
answer the question!

well i got drunk last night and dont remember anything...

>>170616384
ok
>>170616213
no

>>170616503
i put my penis in your bhole

5 fucking eggs
gonna puke...

>>170616539
it's called a bp

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변현우 @SC2ByuN \
Help me!!! I can't going into my home because I don't have a key! It's too cold!

변현우 @SC2ByuN \
Help me!!! I can't going into my home because I don't have a key! It's too cold!

변현우 @SC2ByuN \
Help me!!! I can't going into my home because I don't have a key! It's too cold!

>>170616614
not every boy has a bp

im just happy i didnt drink way more than i expected to.. the hangover today should be pretty easy to deal with...

gay

https://clips.twitch
.tv/RelatedIncredulousChipmunkSmoocherZ

rip ice...

>>170616664
only girls don't have a bp

>>170616621
should have taken cold showers to get used to the cold

just fapped to gook self feet licking

if you lick your elbow you turn into a girl

i can't sit and get back up from the floor by only using my legs. i literally have to use my arm for support

*licks it*
im waiting

can you listen to ambient music while reading?

if it doesn't distract you or make you fall asleep, yes

https://youtu.be/W5ld-nINCjc

ACTUALLY some girls do have a bp
AND some girls can cum while soft if they stimulate their prostate just right
I KNOW because ive seen it

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nothing is happening :S

>>170618342
SPOILER THAT SHIT

>>170618342
wow cute

>>170618405
SPOILER THAT SHIT

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>>170618342
JUST
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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>>170618405

"I am so old I don't really care about the radiation levels," said a man who reopened a shop in Fukushima

cut my fingernail too short and now it hurts really bad :s

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/10/world/asia/fukushima-daiichi-nuclear-disaster-towns.html

>>170618743
i bet his potential customers care

were listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWqua6rsEmw

This video contains content from columbia. It is not available in your country.

>>170618834
almost everyone is old in japan

>>170618882
and all the young guys are hikkis who will never go to his shop anyway

Since the Korean war, South Koreans have demonstrated amazing intellect, resourcefulness and courage. The U.S. is lucky to have them for allies. But South Korea is now in a very very tight spot.

hmm my face could use a shave.. *rubs cheeks and chin*

hmm my dick could use a bathe.. *rubs peepee and ballsies*

he wrong for this

https://www.nytimes.com/video/world/asia/100000004966193/fukushima-6-years-on-empty-and-eerie.html

5. Mama’s Boy (or the Immature Guy): This is the most difficult to spot because we often find it charming if a man is devoted to his mother. “If he is that considerate to his mother, then that’s how he’ll treat me,” we think. In some cases, that is not how he will treat us. His mother will come first and her approval is of primary importance, especially the approval of the woman in his life. And, in the end, we will also try to please her.
fucking roasties

>>170619542
>meme chernobyl
kys

>>170619542
>nytimes
ill just wait unitl you link a reliable news source. one that the president of the united states doesnt call a failing company of slanders

*kisses sickzii*

>>170619563
ive read htat before. october 2004 cosmo, right?

anyone else staying home on a friday night...

no...

how do you choose a game to speedrun? is the only criteria that you like playing it a lot? trying to decide between a few games...

bùþþ

just do this; dont speedrun

mico has really big boobies

i love boys... but im also a boy >_<

seulgi

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i hope you guys bought the dip

fuck i could literally have made like 20 bucks off my 1k investment >_<

lmao bitshits are so dumb

that guy who sold must be feeling pretty silly

powerful dividends

ahh yes nice and smooth
*rubs cheeks and chin*

ahh yes nice and smooth
*rubs cheeks and butthole*

huh forgot what I was gonna post
antidepressants

just say whats on your mind

mum and dad didn't come home until the pharmacy was closed so i couldn't get there in time to pick up my antiDs now i feel like i'm going to pass out

this is day 3 without dosing

don't make this mistake

oh
how do you actually cash in bitcoins? people used to have to buy and sell drugs and child porn didn't they? buy with bitcoins sell for real money

im the most fucked up person here

Fucking insane I'm headed to work and your still grinding

hbt...

>>170621415
heh you havent seen a thing kiddo >;)

what about this gook
http://www.twitch
.tv/saddummy

>>170621476
yes my son?

guess ill make fries for breakfast :\

>>170621542
i love you...

:3

>>170621517
:/ not a fan of the blue and she was laughing at a chubby gentleman \:

>>170621575
you mean microwave them?

word we're portly fellows here

girls like old fat socially awkward guys whove never had jobs right...

a portly boy...

>>170620949
assmad nocoiner btfo lmfaoooo
you think it stops here? next stop 2000$

i got a portly dick

portly dick...

port...
dock...

docking.........

>>170621771
no...

I had to stop reading ressentiment a few years ago because it hit too close to home...

what is the alt-right is that some sort of indie book store

guess ill run for president of south korea since everyone else is doin a fricken horrible job

sucking on a chubby boys chubby weiner..

feminine wilds...

seems like its gonna be 2 jerk offs for me today...

>>170622053
id vote for you
cant trust those gooks with anything

i can usually only manage 1... youve got some stamina boy...

if i do more than 1 my weenie hurts...

rubbing the spermer

i can do 2 if i do one in my the morning and 1 at night

stopped jacking off a long time ago tb h

antidepressants... they make it very tough...

antidepressants permanently ruin your brain btw lol

i bet i could raise a kid
doesnt seem too hard really
other ppl do most of the friggin work for you... teachers etc!

*takes antidepressant*
dang almost out

*takes a drug that ruins my brain for life cuz i has a sad and doesnt happy happy like the people in the TV :(*

i are intelligent haha :D

wokebro, what's fucking me up more: the 3 different antipsychotics i'm prescribed or the 1 antidepressant i'm prescribed?

tempted to stop taking all of them desu

i do about 10 cums a day. not proud

imagine all the fun at pax east this weekend...do you ever want to go to those conventions?

if you stop taking all that shit im calling the cops cuz youll prolly shoot up a mall or smth

>>170622646
all that shit is fucking you up permanently and making everything worse

its like kirt cobain said, maaaaaan
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not
*shoots herion and shoots head*

>>170622687
increasingly so i wanna meet a girl there and fall in love with a gamer just like in my teenage dreams

>>170622714
better than having a schizophrenic episode desu

>>170622687
https://twitter.com/pattern_monster/status/840203596641816581

nah i prefer staying home in 80 degrees weather

>>170622696
yeah but hem the cia niggers will add us to the list of potential memers they use for when they need a "crazy gunman" to board a few planes, travel thousands of miles and shoot "random" people or russian ambassadors

>>170622687
i went to an mlg once. it was okay. i saw a bunch of gooks and whiteys

:thinking:

>>170622827
no it isnt rofl but its not my brain. have fun slowly becoming a shambler and losing your fucking mind over the next couple years

>>170622962
lol someone hasn't experienced psychosis :D

we drink our coffee black and use antidepressants to help ourselves here
stop trying to harm us

>>170622994
ive seen it all baby :)

>>170623036
you're right, you're clearly psychotic with the way you talk about medication

buy a gun and shoot up a school you fucking freak

suck my big bad balls

>>170623116
cant tell if paid shill or hopeless depressionnorm

hes the 2002camrynorm

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Thomas KilianVerified account @Khaldor
Been in Greece for maybe an hour and already found an amazing street restaurant with live music and fantastic atmosphere! Loving it! :-D

had my daily ibuprofen

wish these depressionnorms would hurry up and kill themselves already instead of dragging their soulless bodies through existence peddling their mind killing drugs

wow dude

black coffee
ibuprofen
antidepressants
2003 toyota camrys

all things we love

functioning brains
not being addicted to drugs
being able to handle our thoughts and emotions like adults

things we actually love

you forgot the big bang theory

we study quantum physics here

why do girls get their p*ssy ready by spitting in them?

like if some girl did that for me i would be like "woah hold on. now i need to go buy spermicide so we can wash that out."

jusf have a cold shower depressednorms...

>>170623387
sex is fucking disgusting

i dont know -anything- about girls so i couldnt tell ya bud *heils hitler*

yeah lol i would know

>>170623417
+1 the cure for depression is ice

*cracks open a cold one*

ahhh, first 2 liter of pepsi zero sugar of the day :)

pepsi is pretty good man i cant fault you there

shillnorms back at it again...

>>170623362
+1 and word

my mom just made the worst chili in the world -__-

im drinking straight out of a warm 2.5 liter bottle of faygo

i hope wheat gets hit by an anime truck

have antidepressants ever helped anyone?

>>170623579
raper her

>>170623579
did she put nasty shit in it that doesnt belong in chili like beans and onions and celery?

anyone that puts beans in chili should be executed

i only like chili if it has beans actually *puts hands on hips*

>>170623463
is your mustache quivering?

>>170623660
they helped the CEOs of the drug companies make a lot of money off fools

i wish i knew how to cook food...is it hard to learn?

fanyposter used antidepressants and she outgrew us :/

>>170623687
a ton of celery and onions and like no seasoning. its so bland and watery but super duper spicy for some reason

its VERY hard to learn so if i were you id just order take out :\

idk but it sounds like a really big time investment and not worth it at all

teach your mom about meat
if you know what I'm saying ;)

>>170623716
fucking freak!!!!!!!

>>170623752
the toughest part is the degreasing

just get a gf. they love to cook

cooking is very easy and fun

yea cooking is easy if all your making is fuckin instant noodles lmao

actually
women can't do anything right

>>170623870
degreasing as in dripping the oil into the sink?

>>170623927
i can confirm this

cooking is really simple think of the recipe as a build order like a gamer and it should be no sweat

everytime my mom cooks i bitch about how everything is made and tastes and make fun of the way she is cooking lol

>>170623923
nah, some people are naturally talented at cooking

>>170624000
name one

i bet sickzii is a cook cook

>>170624027
/ck/

gordon ramsey

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That feel when squad wants to hit the club on Friday but you're too tired to go after work

#squadgoals

*pops my seroquel*
*pops my risperidone*
*pops my lurasidone*
*pops my desvenlafaxine*

heh, goodnight scv

gooks night out..

>>170624243
say goodnight to being able to feel your legs

uhmm...theyre called yolobros...

so hype for the ice and andy milanokis IRL stream at pax east..wonder how crazy it iwll be

wish i was going to pax

odds fap
evens save up for cum tribute
dubs/gets fap on stream

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>>170624502
imagine the smell

>>170624613
zoinks a t-t-t-terrorist :O

*imagines it*
*pukes instantly*

i wish i was really good at one thing
ANYTHING!!!

youre really good at being a little bitch lol

haha he did say anything lol

fricking frick nier just crashed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shoulda just waited for pc :|

i should kill myself but i wont

why do non Koreans even bother playing this game?

nobody bothers playing this game +1 for truth bomb

how can you play a game if it's dead

>>170625496
pink

>>170625496
what if they hooked up omo

>>170625612

hng

>>170625496
easily pink
but then the left girl seems to have bigger boobies and looks more sexy so im kinda torn :///

>>170625917
word i bet she has a bigger ass too

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v486/n7404/full/nature11128.html
*thinks*

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My cat

>>170626795
:3

>>170626795
wtf
thats a demon

straight ugly cat dude...

no its a cute cat rn :3
but it will grow up and its gonna look like shit :/

>>170626943

not cool

>>170626980
you know what they say
cat doesnt fall far from the tree hehe

bitch suck my DICK

Lil Ugly Meowane

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>>170624243

mark purrman

my cat is so gay

my name is liam

hi liam

running the air conditioning now.. really hope my dad randomly doesnt come home early again..

liams a fags name lol

i hope he does and spanks your big perfectly round bottom again...

no mans sky is on sale on steam btw

>>170627724
why do you think we would care
tell us when nier automata gets on sale

cuz its a good game dude
dont gotta pay full for it now

no it isnt

fuck you

you should just die

liam is such a cutie...

>>170627864
lol when did it get good
p sure its fucking overhyped shite that forced valve to implement an exclusive return policy

why you even here if you dont like games dude

imagine liam omoing...

imaging pounding liam in his cute little butt

why would liking games be a prerequisite for posting here
and even still i asked you to tell us about nier didnt i

stop talking about me like that >_<

its fan service friday...

>>170628129
>>170628064
omo...

will she get nude this time
otherwise im not interested

>>170627950
no they had that before dude
it had an update and its good bnow

my turn with liam

no im scared

have fun hes stretched lol

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watching old weekend updates...

>>170628315
umm no.
>No Man’s Sky refunds are apparently being issued to gamers who have logged over 70 hours of play time
that was exclusive to this piece of shit game

>>170628556
so pathetic dude. bbunch of idiots review the game poorly a long time ago and you just eat it up. try it for yourself dude

when its my turn with liam were going to the locker room together ;)

>>170628638
stop moving the goalpost you dumb fucking idiot
i never cared about the game in the first place it looked insanely boring and dumb even if it delivered everything it promised

>>170628743
whatever dude you just attacking me. just trying to tell ppl its on sale so they can try it

liam...

you could also just pirate the got version and try it
persinally, i think its an extremely bland game with little substantial content

https://youtu.be/GmqP2uGk35E

>>170629056
based i still need to watch this
its really long so i keep on postponing it

*imagines how tight and shaved miqueena is*

omo!!!! omo omo!!1 omomomomomom!!!!

wow my head is really screwed up today
on the verge of a big panic attack

>>170629224
drink some caffeine

ah... the weekend..

>>170629364
havent had caffeine in so long cuz it makes it 10x worse

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>>170629441
forgot my pic

>>170629584
:O

>>170629584
kill yourself nao

fucking oxynorms

gonna fuck a.i. chan in her mouth, ass and pussy
brb

>hil8rhxtljky

fuck you
she is pure

cant wait to die

What the fuck is this thread

>>170629925
a general on vg....?

the op didn't tip you off stupid fucking tourist

>>170629982
>>170630012
be nice to him... -.-

Posting from my phone sorry guys

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cool

why do they alway do this
they post "Wtf Is This General Lmao xDD?" and then not post again even when you reply to them
its fucking infuriating

cant wait to smash liams dirty bitchhole

what if they are girls...

liam doesn't deserve to be treated this way...

ok fine geez... wheres the skirt

skrrt

hangovers give me such bad anxiety...

was wiping my ass after a pretty nice shit and honestly felt like i was going to faint... only had about 10 beers last night too..

shut up

yeh I haven't drank in 3 days and I'm just lying in bed shaking hehe

i once went 21 years without sex

could you imagine

you guys solved the daily puzzle already?

i said shut up

ages 1-12 don't count for virginity tho

i didn't count them

count this

>>170632251
after 3 days? wtf?
i went through two 1.75L bottles of vodka over 5 days and just had about 24 hours of hell

day three is usually the last day of hell for most ppl withdrawing. different for everyone tho

this morning at 6am my phone started giving off the most awful blaring siren. it was like the emergency broadcast signal. i freaked out and my immediate thought was i was about to be incinerated in a nuclear attack or something but when i stumbled out of bed and grabbed my phone it was just an amber alert...

when i laid back down to bed i could feel my heart pounding in my chest i was so worked up...

is amber the abducted child one

yeah
i was pretty pissed they use such an ominous siren for some retard's missing kid

wtf so everyone's phone just goes mental when someone's abducted? can you disable that feature llol

its like a proximity thing..i think i heard some where that there's a way to disable every alarm except a ultra-important presidential message one thats never been used

>>170632775
i saw a streamer have this once and was like wtf
my phone just pops up a message silently

Never had an emergency alert on my phone...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5A1wg5FA-g

yeah i didnt even know that was a thing...
then again i live in the burbs!!!

if the kid wasn't white i'd be pissed

evens: go get some food
odds: fap then go get some food
zero: fuck food

going to watch cast away for the first time...

>>170633468
fatty

idk why he just pushed him away like that
i think i would hug the kid in a cool way with one of my hands and hope he doesnt make any noise
dont know what id do with the second one tho that one is a lot harder with the way he just rolls in

>>170633758
yeah made him look like a cold & uncaring person
if he had picked the kid up and put him on his knee i think most people would have thought it was endearing

sickzii break:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqps4anhz0Q

new thorin video

i remember listening to vocaloids exclusively back when i played sc2 teamgames with my friends
i had headphones on so i didnt think they could hear it but one day they asked who has this high pitched shit sounding gook shit in the background and i got pretty fucking embarrassed >///<

actually

1-3 cast away
4-6 inbetweeners

damn thats rough dude

idk serves him right for listening to chink music

>>170634249
well shit wtf are you doing now

cmon sickzii acknowledge my existence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aeziDgbjbI

chink music

every day we stray further from god

at least i didnt fall for the kpop meme yet back then haha that would be extra embarrassing hehe

you sound mad gay dude stop giggling

>>170634435
:)

i fell for the kpop meme when i was a young boy

they were always a dream of mine to be my gf

sickzii is so cruel

falling for the gf meme...

actually gee was my first kpop song

>>170634662
what did i do this time

>>170634759
you cast away my feelings for you and step on my heart like its nothing...!

way too many batty boys in here