/utg/ - Undertale General

>>170507158
Would your favorite hang out with you?

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Don't do anything stupid now, /utg/...

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Tori

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>>170507314
I know Alphys shows her all her manga and anime, but I wonder if she's ever introduced her to vidya

>>170507314
Probably not.

>>170507340
who dis?

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nerds

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>>170507504
The Wicked Witch of the East

>>170507504
One of the people someone keeps spamming.

>>170507314
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we'd get along.

>>170507589
she kinda cute
>>170507591
weird

>>170507314
heck YEAH

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>>170507591
Why is it "spamming"? Just because you disagree with it? Lol, get a life, kid.

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Nth for resting for this goat! Nth for building muscle for this goat!

>>170507657
It's creepy as hell to be honest, even if I don't know who it is.

>>170507314
Nope.
Nobody would, soul harvested within hours

>>170507657
Just report them. I think it's the same /g/arbage that came here about three weeks ago

wow has it been 3 days already. soriel spamming isn't going to help

>>170507314
probably

>>170507852
Soriel's a crazy stalker too? Super.

>>170507314
maybe.

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>>170507657
She's actually a very rude and disrespectful person once you get to know her.

>>170507805
Announcing your reports is against the rules, my dude.

>>170507314
Favourite is Fish.
Fish would probably hate me.

Second favourite is Pappy.
Pappy might hang out with me

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Is anyone better suited to fall into the underground than Wario?

>>170508231
Not him, buuuuut......spamming and Trolling is against the rules, my dude.

>>170508358
Don't respond

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>>170508358
Why is it "spamming"?
Why is it "trolling"?
Just because you disagree with it?
Lol, get a life, kid.

>>170508416
>>170508358
Ahh... The Samefag Method. Very nice. Very classy.

pretty sad and pathetic teeby aitch

>>170508670
I know you are.

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The spider a cute!

CUTE!

I got to it first this time. ha

>>170508691
But what am I? :^)

>>170508336
wario is gay

>>170508336
Wario is a legend

>>170508336
who's wario

TORI AND GOREY=
CUTIE BOOTIES

[NOSE NUZZLE CHAMPS]
SANS NOT WELCOME

>>170508336
wario!

>>170508336
Post the second part that involves the phonecall

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>>170508858
this
>>170508902
I never saw it but now I want to

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gonna cherish bones

Instead of Frisk, a Mary Sue falls into the underground. How do they handle all the problems they encounter?

>>170509045
Literally perfectly while romancing everyone, not taking a single hit, getting Toriel and Asgore back together, and saving Asriel.

>>170508762
No!
This feels weird but justice is blind.

>>170509045
Probably the same thing as the pacifist ending except they somehow manage to save Asriel AND Chara

>>170509045
Magic Mary Sue Seduction, turning everyone into her Boy/Girlfriend
Saves and fucks Asriel, CHara, Gaster and the Amalgamates,
becomes Sanss soulmate
opens the barrier through singing and tits

>>170508762
But how do I know who to ask these very important spider related questions?! My world is spinning!

>tfw no Undyne x Male Reader

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>>170509043
gonna cherish blasters

>>170509154
>Frisk breaks the barrier via j-pop

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Goodnight anons. Have a wonderful night.

>>170509241
You obviously haven't found the Undyne thread yet.

>>170509241
>He hasn't seen the Undyne pastebin
Here you are, brother
http://pastebin.com/Xf3GR6TA

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>>170509146
NIGGA YOU AIN'T DEALING WIT' HIM NO MO

BETTER TAKE THAT SHIT BACK, OR I'M BREAKING MY FOOT SO FAR UP YO ASS, YOU"LL TASTE THE MUTHAFUCKIN JUICY FRUIT I STEPPED ON

>>170509232
YO STUPID ASS QUESTIONS GO TO ME NOW< YOU HEAR ME, NIGGA?

>>170509283
Yes

>>170509045
They persuade the Annoying Dog to hand over the Mysterious Artifact

>>170509314
Good night!

>>170509314
good night
you didnt see that

>>170509324
>>170509339
Bless you.

>>170509495
I've got 4chanx silly

>>170509358
SHE ISN'T CUTE
I'M NOT GOING TO GO EASY ON THE NEW GUY

>>170509283
i can't believe todokete is real

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>>170509358
>YO STUPID ASS QUESTIONS GO TO ME NOW
The spider wouldn't want you to be mean. That's the anticute's job.
Can you stop yelling, please?

>>170509532
you saw NOTHING now close your eyes and sleep tight

>>170509283
>Frisk and Chara singing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKlQ9_7A-Hc

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>>170509314
Goodnight!

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>>170509569
NIGGA, IMMA GIVE YO ASS FIVE SECONDS TO BOUNCE.

>>170509635
"aight 'aight, I feel you cuz, I feel you.

So what's on yo mind nigga?

>>170509858
Okay, here's a question you might be able to answer

But is the Spider the freshest spider in the Underground? Can she bust some mad raps?!

>>170509858
I got a question. Why are you saying nigga so much? Its really cringy.

>>170509045
Dunno, read a bunch of Sans/Reader fics and get back to me on it

>>170509994
because he's Variable.

>>170509994
>cringy
>using reddit words

>>170509858
You can't be as delusional as the usual spiderposter.
You can realize the truth.
I believe in you like I believe in them.

>>170510101
Don't know who that is.
>>170510119
Sorry, don't know another word that fits better.

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>>170509954
Yo, dude, mah girl Muffet spit the hottest fuckin bars y'all ever heard, mang. Bitch spits fuckin' fire bruh. Shady tryna get up in her grill and battle her and she gonna send his ass back to eight mile, yo. Like I ain't fuckin' wit you. Ain't nobody who can out spit Slim, but lemme tell you, she gon' burn his white ass black wit dat fire, y'all. Like, not even Busta can touch dat shit, yo.

>>170509994
What, you got a problem with it, nigga?

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Goodnight Everyone

>>170510417
sweet dreams nerd

>>170510349
No, you can say whatever you want. Just seems like you're a white kid trying too hard to be black.

Are you jealous on how Mettaton doesn't have to eat, drink or use the bathroom? Though he still needs to recharge which kinda passes for sleeping.

>>170510349
Well, thanks for answering this very important spider related question!

>>170510471
Not really, because we're at the point where we'll only have to wait a couple more decades to become a rce of cyborg/robotic immortals.

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>>170509043
all the skele artist gone.

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>>170510498
Ay, I got you senpai.

>>170510154
bruh, look at this shit

look at it

Yo ass ain't gonna tell me it ain't kawaii as fuck, mah nigga

>>170510449
I know y'all tryna fuck with me and call me white

But you only half right

>>170510726
Fuck off, Variable.

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sans

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>>170510716
But I'm still here. I just don't shill my fic anymore now that I finally got some feedback

>>170510716
Not an old writefag but My stuff is too fucked up to post here.If i ever finish

>>170510726
It isn't "kawaii as fuck" either!

>>170510790
Alright, I'll drop the act for just a minute

Who the hell are you talking about? Who is "Variable"? Is he some new incarnation of Soriel or what?

>>170510716
Wrong

>>170510726
Even if you were black that dialect just makes you seem try hardish.

>>170510950
It came from /aco/ Undyne thread. It's someone talking about someone named "variable" using the /pol/ ((())) meme around their name and using offensive terms against jewish people

Is it okay to pee in the Snowdin forests?

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>>170510972
Oh for fuck's sake dude
>>170511058
Wait, so he's not named variable, but he's always hunting after someone named variable?

>>170511121
As long as you're at least 50 ft away from the path and are obscured from sight.
Also, no peeing in the river.

>>170511142
It didn't really seem all that fun, just looked dumb, sorry, wanted to help.

>>170511142
Pretty much
>>170511165
I've never been to reddit. I'm just calling it how I see it, if you have a problem with it, tough shit.

>>170511252
I never said you went to Reddit. I just called you a Redditoid. I'm just calling it how I see it, if you have a problem with it, tough shit.

>>170511165
>It's also not a meme.
>not a meme
Ah, how delusional they all are.

>>170511252
>>170511317
Now kiss

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>>170511238
Well, aren't you fun at parties.

Dude, it was obviously not serious and never was meant to be, of course it looked dumb. Sorry if its too low brow or non sequitur for you, but you gotta lighten up, my dude.

>>170511252
He's obviously shitposting, don't respond

>>170511371
everything is a fucking meme you meme, im a meme, this guy
>>170511379 is a meme. we live in a world of fucking memes my meme

>>170511457
It is when it is within a 50 mi radius of /pol/. It's like radiation, it makes non shit things practically lethal.

you guys seem bored

>>170511532
listen man memes are the only things that are real. wake up, wash ass, make memes; if that isnt your daily routine youre a fucking meme. meme up

>>170511641
I refuse to fall for your meme you memer

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>>170511637
We've got a sudden influx of shitters. Just click the report button and wait for the mods

>>170511712
alright just wait for the meme uprising then. im outta here, meme me up scotty

>>170511809
Fucking meme aliens

>>170511736
Announcing your reports is against the rules.

Does Mettaton want to come to my pool party? So much fun! What will he wear?

>>170512047
That is not a wise decision

>>170512047
He will wear a grim reaper robe. Because he'll kill everyone in the pool.

Machines
+
Water
=
bad

Would you love your favorite if their favorite movie was the Star Wars Christmas Special?

>>170510715
Er, what? Skeletons still get more art than all the other characters combined.

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>>170512467
My favorite wold not be the Ironic type

>>170512484
I guess i'm not looking the right places. all i see are just to same ones on tumblr a lot of people just up and left, haven't checked twitter though.

>>170512467
I think they would prefer Santa Claus Conquers the Martians!

>>170512649
You should definitely get on twitter. I don't even specifically look for skeleton art and I still see plenty of it, they seem to have a lot of dedicated artists too.

Which Undertale character overreacts the most when stepping in dog poop? Why?

>>170512796
Asriel, he would cry for literally the whole day

YOU THERE!
I have your favorite, and I demand a ransom for their release!
You must give me your most embarrassing secret if you want to see your favorite ever again!

And remember, every second you wait is another second your favorite goes without food or water, alone in a place they don't recognize!

>>170513118
I cut myself and I'm planning on killing myself in about a week even though I'm scared to do it

>>170513118
I am actually a god.

>>170513118
>most embarrassing secret
sorry sans youre dead, there was nothing i could do

>>170513226
Please don't, you can get help!

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>>170512649
twitter is where it's at my man

>>170513118
I like equines. Sad, but true.

>posts still haven't been deleted
are the mods asleep or something?

>>170513226
Jesus dude, are you okay?
>>170513229
Bullshit.
>>170513232
Relay that to Papyrus, I can't tell an innocent soul that his bro died.
>>170513320
I can already tell this is going in a strange direction so I will just accept that answer, take your fav and get out of my sight.

>>170513414
>I can't tell an innocent soul that his bro died
oh but you can kill his bro though? snakes everywhere man

>>170513414
>Bullshit.
I knew that you would say that.

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please don't be so loud, frisk is sleeping

>>170513583
holy shit he is god

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>>170513621

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>>170513670
don't be a dick undyne, look how tired she is

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>>170513621
wakey wakey

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>>170513775
>>170513621
beep beep beep beep

>>170514067
underfell sans is a good christian boy who likes it in the butt from his brother

>>170513287
>>170513414
No but it's too late now. This is the only option I have left

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Badtimetale Mettaton's outfit looks similar to Sans'. Except, he wears a pink fluffy sweater and the sleepers are supposed to look like he's wearing high heels. Fabulous!

>>170514168
No it isn't. Get help

>>170514067
>bashful blushing UF Sans

I know the UF 'canon' isn't the most solid thing, but that looks like bullshit.

>>170514320
looks trashy desu

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So /utg/ what would your favorite think of your tastes in fashion?
I know mine would kill me for being so repetitive.

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Goodnight utg! I hope you all have a very good Thursday! Please dream of your favorite and try not to stress too much!

>>170514751
She wouldn't really care, she might want me to wear armor for training, but I think she'd be chill

>>170514752
goodnight goatmom

>>170514751
generic brand tastes :/

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Hey, >>170455317 here. I didn't realize how busy I was when I asked for quick requests last thread, so here's the results after all that. Night, guys.

>>170516049
Cute, thanks anon

The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little pray for you
While combing my hair now
And wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you

Forever and ever, you'll stay in my heart
And I will love you
Forever and ever, we never will part
Oh, how I love you
Together, forever, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only mean heartbreak for me

>>170516049
cute mini undyne, good night anon

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ready for a showdown, partner?

trying to install shimejis and it never works... oh well. What are you up to /utg/

>>170514752
*hugs*

>>170516829
welcome, to the true man's world

>>170516502
Oh, hear this vow
Tied together forever
We'll make this dream
Last forever and ever

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sleep well /utg/

>>170517857
good night anons

>>170518027
By Azura, by Azura, by Azura

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>>170518310

BY AZURA

>>170518543
Compared to this, Asgore is fucking handsome

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>>170518575

And Toriel is beautiful

>>170518639
I refuse to believe you made this for any other reason than to serve as material to creep people out. Nobody could have taste that shit.

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>>170518708

I made it for making cute pictures!

>>170513118
I'm actually a guy

>>170519061
pics or gtfo

>>170519061
there are no guys on the internet

>>170518957
then you have failed greatly.

>>170518957
figs

I want there to be some kind of DLC or sequel so that this place becomes faster.

>>170519486
this place sucks ass, why would you want it to suck ass faster?

>>170519560
It could suck a lot worse asses

>>170519858
it i.. great paprus. .. i wil catch an homo sapiens sapeins

>>170520159
you alright buddy?

>>170520291
Just the early morning /utg/ stroke, nothing to worry about

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Given a reality where the Undertales are force sensitive and were affected by the force: what do you think it would take for your favorite to fall to the Dark Side? What desire or emotional buttons would have to be pulled to bring them to that point?

>>170520430
killing younglings and losing the highground

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sleepy nerds

Chara pooping!

reminder that sans let papyrus die..

>>170520778
girls don't poop

>>170520817
Chara is a cute girl and takes MASSIVE poops!

>>170520886
NO! That's scientifically IMPOSSIBLE!

>>170520430
theyre already on the dark side

>>170520798
reminder that through inaction sans is at least as bad as asriel. they both let their sibling die, even though they both could have prevented it.

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Would you Mew Mew Kissy Cutie?

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i like goat

>>170521570
how to be a cute goat like sarile

>>170521760
>sarile
who

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>>170519086
>>170519130

Here's a picture of me for you unbelievers.

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>>170521180
M-maybe...

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>>170521180
I would.

Oh - and good morning everyone!

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Right now would be a great day to never have been alive.

>>170522954
cat mettaton... oh my I didn't know i needed this
also good morning

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>>170523276
Well...
I have 95 more if you want.
Some are pretty lewd though.

>>170523458
thanks I appreciate it but you don't have too im a suker for anything neko

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>>170523520
I only post robots either way so today i might as well narrow it down to nyataton only.

Would you still love your favorite if they identified as the opposite gender?

Last Undertale pic you fapped to

>>170523758
skele
No i won't post the image I don't feel like taking a vacation anon

>>170522954
Good afternoon botfriend.

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>>170523719
That wouldn't change much.

>>170523758
Ummm...
This one >>170489926
I'm not going to post it either.

>>170523520
Have another one.

>>170523893
link it

>>170523719
Sure as long as they weren't super annoying about it which admittedly is kind a long shot.

>>170523758
tfw cant fap to pics

>>170524181
Schlick then

>Just got back from the Uni and first thing I do is open these threads.
I am not sure how to feel about all this

>>170524207
i meant pics dont do anything for me. they are fun to look at and hot but i cant fap to them.

>>170524207
>Schlick
time to see who /utg/ is http://www.strawpoll.me/12493458

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>>170523921
Ok...
Now - this isn't the only thing i had on yesterday, but if you were on last thread then you've probably read a lot about other lewd things.

Warning - lewd
http://imgur.com/a/LaYXE

>>170524181
Maybe you just can't find anything good enough?

>>170524282
Good, probably.
Don't feel bad about spending your free time here.
You could waste it in a worse way.

>>170524310
what do you fap to?
Fics?

>>170524725
auras, spiritual projections and leylines

>>170524725
my thoughts. i get too into my head i cant keep looking at a pic long enough to fap to it and then i forget about it. i keep trying but it never works, i only tried because i keep seeing everyone here say they do that but its not for me, at best they just help me get in the mood. i feel like a weirdo.
i tried fapping to a fic before but it felt so weird i didnt finish then felt really bad.

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>>170523758
but why

>>170524993
Nah - it's not that weird.
As long as you have a nice imagination then it's all right.
What about animations?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj4MG793c1k

>>170525223
Eh, curious, really

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More Nyattaton

>>170525419
I bet he's one of those anons from previous thread.

>>170525262
ive seen some good gifs but they fall into the same problem as pictures.
im gonna go to sleep now good night utg.

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I wish I were a girl and Asgore could impregnate me...

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>>170525534
Good night, anon.
Enjoy your wild imagination.

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I have brought peace, freedom, justice, security to my new empire!

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it's gonna be a good day, I can feel it

>>170526112
Can I feel it, too?

>>170513392
They've almost always been asleep when it comes to these threads.

Consider any ban or post deletion to be a fluke.

>>170526112
i hope so

>>170525918
how?

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Name an awkward thing your favorite would say on the first date.

"So, did I tell you about the time I killed 7.1 billion people all at once?"

>>170526785
wait, so how is Chara dating you then?

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>>170526568

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>>170526785
They would say "sorry" too often.

>>170526996
It'd still be 7.1 billion people without you. And the number is more of an approximate anyways.

>>170523270
Based skelebro

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i love lizard

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>>170526785
*After a few glasses of wine*
"... So given that the snail shell follows the fibanici sequence in it's swirls, that is to say, the golden ratio built into it's exterior architecture, we can logically assume that the snail is a sacred being to our cosmic lineage..."

>>170527539
*Fibonacci I mean

>>170527512
I'm gonna bully her at school until she has an eating disorder

I want Asriel to swallow me, then innocently smile and wink at any onlookers.

Tying your favorite to a bedpost and taking care of them forever!

>>170528708
I'd rather have them tie me to a bedpost

>>170528842
Tying anon's favorite to the bedpost and caging anon and placing his cage under the bed and taking them forever!

>>170528708
yes

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>>170528708
Can't say no to that.

>>170528017
It's cool, monsters can't digest normal things, that anon is totally gonna be okay.
But it's funny if no one knows that.

I don't think feeling like this when I wake up will ever be normal.

How are you anons?

>>170531356
feeling tired anon u?

Chara Yamato

>>170531356
You'll make it through this.

I'm feeling okay. Played some Overwatch earlier now I'm just chilling.

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Where my skeleton niggas at?

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>>170531438
I just hate my hormones right now.
>>170531661
I hope so.
>>170532318
I guess I am here.

Would you still love your fave if they were 5 and woke you up like eight times a night to go to the bathroom

>>170532492
>the fucking fangs

why this

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>>170532318
right here familia
>>170533019
because it's cute

>>170533046
we have very different views of what's cute, anon

Does Mettaton have a zipper at his pants?

>>170530226
>monsters can't digest normal things
but that's wrong
not that semi-willing endo can't be fun

>>170534067
>>170534121
haha, nerd!

>>170534121
I really do not understand the fascination with vore

>>170534121
it's not wrong, it's my headcanon!
alternatively it works like the will to hurt or kill

Do monsters masturbate by shooting bullet patterns at themselves

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>>170534223
Submission/domination, total encapsulation, snuff, non-snuff, becoming part of something greater than yourself, some freudian shit, the wetness or whatever, some people have a fetish for bellies or feed, whatever
there's like a billion fucking vore subfetishes and everyone has a different goddamn combination of them, it's hell

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>>170533330
why don't you ask toby

>>170534286
no that's how they fuck
i hope you brushed up on your ikaruga if you ever get a monster waifu/husbando fucker

>>170534286
It's only one part of it.

>>170533991
Is undyne pure or is she a slut?

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>>170534609
pure

>>170534672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSrv_n4tw7w

Still hype.

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>>170534672
well doneded unmoot

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>>170534672
HIROOOOOOOOOOOO

Someone on /co/ is going to be very confused

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just going to make a single dad post before I go off to do other stuff.

>>170535014
Dad is the cutest

>>170535135
i'm fond of him

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>>170526785
The most awkward thing would be the lack of conversation, he'd probably be very nervous and not know what to say or where to start.
I imagine he'd nervously ramble a lot once you got him going.

>>170535863
try some easy icebreakers like 'what's your favorite surface thing' or 'what's your major' or 'how did it feel to betray your sibling who only wanted the best for you and your kind '

it'll work wonders

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>>170526785

>>170536463
Pretty hard to choose whether MettaMuffet capitalismporn, or Mettaton corrupting Frisk during a dramatic but rather lewd theater performance would be hotter

>>170537404
both sound quite scandalous

>>170538124
at least with muffet it's just a tryst of two entrepreneurs, but getting caught sexing up the dreemurr heir? that's where it gets really juicy

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HANDS IN THE AIR AND GIMME ALL THE G YOU GOT

>>170537404
A threesome with all 3 of them would be the hottest.

>>170539406
I'm gonna fuck that cute bandit ass

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gentlemen, it was nice knowing you

Alphys vore when?

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>>170539406
THEY SOLD A GUN TO A KID
ARREST THOSE WOMEN

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why is sans cool?

>>170540309
I'm trying to shit post less so I can't give you my honest opinion about him or his fans so I'll just say that he's funny

>>170540309
let's see the facts
1. very powerful, could annihilate the entire underground if he wanted to
2. domlike personality, always takes what he wants and is mean to everyone (but they know their place)
3. fire eye
4. kind side to little autistic retarded bro but bro has to do favors to him¨

>>170539887
literally who?

Headcannon voices?
Jasper voice would be absolutely perfect for Undyne. And Skeletor would be a good pick for Paps

>>170541754
Literally none, they are all so bad.

>>170541187
>domlike personality
what?
He isn't mean to everyone? What the hell are you talking about?

I wish an anon would bear my child.

>>170542184
He say 'heh' in a very dom-like way. The way it seems like he doesn't give a shit just shows that he has a deep controlling side.

>>170541754
Most people kind of give him a Skeletor voice already

tfw you could kill sans with an ill-intention'd fart

>>170542618
I kinda see what you want to say i guess but it sounds like you have some skeledom fantasy though.

More seriously why do so many girls (and guys?) fantasize about Sans so much? Or even find him "attractive"? I mean, he's a short,stocky skeleton that probably suffers from existential crisis

>>170542926
Same reason they like that one dude off gravity falls

All mysterious and whatnot

i'm heterosexual and would never touch a dick in real life but i'm so attracted to edgygote and the robot.
Am I bicurious or gay? This fucking game is making me question my sexuality

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If there are any drawfags lurking this thread:

Requesting the moment when Burgerpants's pants fell while he was bending down to pick up the MTT Burgers.

>Burgerpants's back should be turned towards the viewer so that we can see his rear end
>Whether Burgerpants wears boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs, or nothing, is up to the artist

>>170543020
I've never felt that way with a male character undertale or otherwise, so I guess I can't help from the same place. I can empathize, in a way, I can only a imagine dealing with that kind of deviation in your general sexuality. Dunno, I suppose you're effectively straight but with a few bi tendencies, albeit under specific circumstances?

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If only that Neil Breen guy could whisk me away and serve as my space alien god companion and lover.

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>>170543020
That gote turns a lot of people gay for some reason.
Some anons way back in the early days of these generals were saying they tried sexing guys because they thought they were gay due to gote but they hated it.

>>170543020
guys being gay for furries/nonhuman/otherwise 2D but not liking 3D dudes isn't an entirely unheard of thing
just don't worry about it, jerk off to whatever gay furshit you like, doesn't really matter

>>170543020
It's alright man. Y'know I had a friend who was lesbian and for some reason got attracted to Sans and started questionning her sexuality and slightly freaking out.
Tried to kiss a guy/hold hands with one/, noped out.
I guess it's just weird game crushes and nothing more. In any case, the human mind is complex, we can be attracted to more than just one's gender. If the gote was a grill but was exactly the same you probably would feel the same about it so don't think about it too much

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Would you dance with a goat?

>>170543020
You would be bi-sexual since I assume you want to also fuck a woman. Even then it doesn't have to be anything outside of maybe fantasying about it. Its also possible that the things that you are attracted to about Asriel have nothing to do with his gender. I don't know you obviously

>>170542801
Or I might be joking, you never know

>>170544297
I would dance with any Undertale.
Talking about dance and Undertale, what kind of dance would fit every Undertale in your opinion?

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>>170544453
I don't know much about dancing but the goat parents would be into classic ballroom dancing

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>>170544297
Is this honestly a question?

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papyrus rules

>>170544637
I think its about time I filter these posts

>>170544453
>Humans: Ballet
>Blook: Swing
>Goat family: Waltz
>Sans: Hip Hop
>Papyrus: Latin
>Undyne: Capoeira/Hip Hop
>Alphys: Hip Hop (would dance on japanese pop/nightcore shit)
>Spooder: Tarantella
>Gay Calculator: Chiptune hip hop
>Mettaton: Hip Hop
>Flowey: idk? Dubstep?

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>>170543819
his cool style is attractive

>>170542184
How could you miss the scene where he comes into Grillby's and pushes out everyone in his way and they all say "s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry m-m-m-mr sans" and Sans has his fire eye on with anger but smiles coolly so they all know they got off with a warning but if they fuck up again they're gonna fucking bad time

>>170544903
kek

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>>170543274
fuck yo rules

>>170545181
my fucking sides
bless you anon

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>>170545181
Now that's just amazing

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>Living in Anvil country with goatwife
>Enjoying the bucolic setting and living
>Reading books with her under a mage light at night.
>Watching the far away ships come into Anvil dock almost every morning with her outside the bedroom window while chatting over coffee or tea

So one day, instead of Frisk, Superman falls into the underground. How does he fare?

Personal thoughts
+Superfast. Dodging would be easy
+Has a variety of techniques for subduing monsters
+Good ol' boyscout, won't kill unless he has to
+Very intelligent, can figure a lot of stuff out
+Has soul vision (http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/120267/4884068-8594648623-S220P.jpg), can be used in the later mysteries of the plot
-Vulnerable to magic. Monsters hit him just as hard as they hit Frisk, blue magic could easily keep him from flying away
-Has been possessed before, Chara could wreck shit up if they get their way
?Would a Kryptonian soul even be useful to anyone in the underground?

>>170546192
True pacifist for sure and its not that hes weak to magic its just that effects him as much as it would a normal human

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>>170545181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE1HriDzlJs

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Good flowey lewds?

>>170545982
I have this very nice local manor to see, good lady.

>>170546396
http://kurushima.tumblr.com/

sadly the artist has left very recently, but still a lot of stuff. be sure to grab their doujin as well, they posted a gdrive link to the whole thing

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>>170546276
I kinda want a Supes/Asriel meeting like pic related ;_;

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>>170546914
>implying Superman wouldn't just snap Asriel's neck

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>>170547597
Man of Steel is unironically my favorite superhero movie

>>170547823
i'm sorry