sc2

nier

fucking horrible op wtf

>>170480932
i tried my hardest

kierkegard was so gorgeous i love him sextectually

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should have just posted gyuri :3

I remember a wise cracking kid Named Ben Finegold at the East Detroit ( Michigan ) Chess Club in the late 1970's ( 1978 ) who was a joy to behold. He would play blindfold speed. He gave the ridiculous advantage of 5 minutes, and he only took 1 minute for himself. He would call moves and his helper would hit the clock. He either won outright, or forced you to lose on time. He was unbeatable. The adults couldn't win, the other teens couldn't win, he was simply a gift we all enjoyed while he was with us. I was the only person in the whole club who could out-wisecrack him. I think he didn't like it too much, but we both had fun with it. I used to tease him about being a good player for his age, and he would come back with something being a good move for it's age when the occasion arose. Ben would use an electronic clock, and his reflexes were so great, he made 6 moves and hit the clock 6 times in 1 second. The clock didn't move until he made his 7th move. Ben, I just found the chess section on youtube, and you are all over the place. Congrats on the life you've made for yourself, almost 40 years on, and you're still wisecracking your way through the game. I haven't played professionally in over 30 years, but play online all the time. I'm glad our paths crossed all those years ago, you made the life I had playing chess a lot more enjoyable, and I even learned a couple things. And you're wonderful for all the work with kids you're doing. That is a good move by anyone at any age. I would enjoy hearing from you. GG (Mike)

thanks (Mike)

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mhm mhm very interesting

terrible terrible op

i like the OP *pistol fingers*

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>>170481113
>>170481305
please continue friend

wonder what kierkegaard thinks about gooks

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>>170481425
hmmm
ok you convinced me

if kierkegard was alive today hed have a stinker wife

>>170481114
this mike dude sounds like a needy faggot who needs to move on

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gyuri more like goddess

>>170481917
:)

you should read infinite jest

she's so elegant~

im scared of giant books after trying to read ulysses

idk wtf i was reading

is the gyuri posting ironic? i mean shes the definition of plastic monster

>>170481949
now thats a meme reddit book

yes sure if by meme reddit book you mean a really good book that is awesome

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>>170482053
ah yes just the way we like our gooks here :3

>>170482125
actually i didnt mean that at all you stupid idiot

>>170482053
plastic goddess*

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ok be careful this pic is really cute :3

we only post idorus here you fucking retards.

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hehe~

gyuri is really fucking ugly like way fucking ugly

i h8 how everything is a meme on this retard website
or how people need to be red-pilled or some shit idiots

is the new lenovo thinkpad a meme :) ???? red pill me on lenovo ahahahahaa :D :D

>>170482532
+1

post gyuri's premium feet, that'll shut these morons up!

>>170482551
did something happen? are you ok?

*snaps fingers*
figured it out. its the wgirl shitter posting the ugliest gook he could find to try and give agirls a bad name

doing....his thing

>>170482678
no im not freakin okay
pas d'accord!!

>>170482685
i bet you are that one retard that finds smix and twice mina attractive

smix's feet are good

someone posted this song earlier. it was good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DgEEHD0-Zw

>>170482778
nobody knows who twice mina is u stupid faggot

i want to kiss this gook

>>170482973
suck my fucking dick you fucking retard

googled twice mina, looks really hot

>>170483119
lol? talk to my fucking hand you collector of ugly ass fucking gooks get the fuck out, bitch

>>170483203
fucking gay ass cia nigger shut the fuck up

>>170483198
looks like hes reading a good book

please stop fighting... quick.. post a pig or something..

>>170483235
*jack off motion*
go raped by a squad of niggers u fuckin nigger

>>170483498
:3

>>170483371
our girl
https://www.twitch.
tv/iamcheongcho

he cant link lol

>>170483638
nice link, newnorm

*logs into normbook*
wow lots of pokes

https://www.twitch
.tv/plooful

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only sensitive babies prefer jonathan schrantz over based finegold

>>170483883
she doesnt look korean at all

legit thought it was latina

>>170448556
smdh

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488994216910.webm

>>170483883
LMAO those picket fence teeth HAHAHAH gurl lmao! GURL yo teef HAHAH GURL! YO TEEF I's BLIND HAHhaha

girl your teeth...

what the fuck can i say
i just love gooks
gook here gook there i fucking love gooks everywhere
id post gooks all day everyday if i could

*posts a gook*

>>170484313
now this is what im talking about
omo

*thinks about posting a gook*
*posts a superior wgirl instead*

>>170483883
this is literally just camwhoring without nudity? what the fuck is wrong with this generation?

wmen are better than both

alternatively what about posting a cartoon

le wrong generation

boner again

>>170484497
shes just trash, like real trash

ok skimmed the rest of the other thread from the time I went bed 8 hours ago
that alcoholic guy needs to get his shit together or hurry up and die already. really depressing place he has there...

just fell in love with a new stinker...

>>170484640
no im talking about the audience

whores will be whores that i can understand but what the fuck is wrong with these fucking losers who watch her and donate money to her?

we all know who twice momo is though...

>>170484932
i hope you arent bringing her up as an example of a good looking agirl lol

we dont actually give a crap about twice here

i'm in love with floshitter

>>170484997
i hope you're not one of those ass blasted rv fans rofl

>>170484904
well im pretty desperate for contact with the opposite sex but i cannot function in social situations or outside my home so i substitute it with girls on twitch
and about the donations... there are dozens of people in her chat so i have to get her attention somehow and donations are the best way to do it

>>170485125
rv is that a kespa team? lol u dont actually listen to kpop in 2017 do you? hahaha cuz that would be sad as fuck

FUCK off kshitters

>>170485185
couldn't possibly be as sad as still following esports in 2017 lmaoooooooo

>>170485313
+2 we dropped that shit years ago

yeahhh I was just thinkin about how I've made myself retarded through social isolation myself... oh well

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tee hee

>>170485378
this post made me think
but im done thinking
i guess theres just nothing we can do about it now

#guacmadness

>>170485895
that's not boxer and jessica...

>>170480907
based

>>170485185
+1

being into kshit in 2017? lmfao so fucking sad

washed my earbuds now they sound really weird :/

https://youtu.be/73eZSnrNJXE
??

im like a character from a wes anderson movie

Played some atomic chess against the computer. Its fucking lame and gay as fuck. What a retarded variant. Who the duck came up with this shit?

>playing anything but knightmare chess
deserved

the only winning move is not to play :]

just take it easy and pop on a wes anderson movie

play with my asshole daddy

play with my asshole daddy or play with my asshole, daddy

anyways does he have knightmare chess?

>Knightmare Chess is played with cards that change the default rules of chess. The cards might change how a piece moves, move opponent's pieces, create special squares on the board or otherwise alter the game. For example, a card called Demotion says:

>Replace one of your opponent's pieces (except a King or Queen) with one of his captured Pawns.
Play this card on your turn, instead of making a regular move.

And I thought that atomic chess was gay as fuck lmao. o.O

i havent seen moonrise kingdom or the grand budapest hotel....

>>170487145
>>170487605
holy smokes. i have never seen anyone else know about knightmare chess. it's such a great game. i love you

>>170487670
grand budapest is bravissimo, brother. watch that shit

you can skip moonrise tho

wanna play race for the galaxy but my roomates arent awake and i doont like playing with randoms :s

havent seen any of wes films
sounds like his movies are just memes for redditors honestly

someone pop my antidepressants in my mouth the bottle is too far away :O

>>170487717
*tips MAGA hat*
i thought it was more well known myself. pssh, kids these days dont know about the cool games

>>170487749
+1

>>170487749
moonrise kingdom is literally the best wes anderson movie. it explores the love between a young autistic boy and a cute autistic girl.

moonrise kingdom is sweet

>>170487947
best wes is royal tenenbaums my man

never knew you guys liked such gay shit... psh..

were cinephiles

actually yu gay oh is more complex than chess

aw crap theres no criterion version of budapest hotel blu ray....

guess moonrise kingdom it is
and breathless

>>170488145
+1
fucking gaynorms

>>170488216
no its fucking not you fucking dipshit faggot

lets be real here chess is not a very complex game

axis and allies on the other hand...

>>170488287
prove me wrong

wes anderson is fucking trash watch kenji mizoguchi instead

1. royal t
2. darjeeling
3. bottle rocket

millennium blades has a higher weight rating than chess on bgg so...

>>170488465
damn pretty accurate

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>no life aquatic

yu gi oh is not a perfect information game and is so by design more complex than chess
chessshitters literally btfo

i thought that one card ruined yugioh

yugioh is only a 2.24 on bgg so...

moonrise kingdom
rushmore
life aquatic
fantastic mr fox
grand budapest hotel
darjeeling limited
royal tenenbaums
i have not seen bottle rocket

boy i sure hope thats not in some kind of order

remember when yugi had exodia and that one shit threw his cards over the deck or something

all wes's movies are so good i like em all

except moonrise kingdom that one sucked

i bet you enjoy the films of wes anderson

>>170488763
umm we never watched yu gay oh

season 0 is good

>>170488885
wow sucks to be you lol

no that guy is right. that show was for gaywads

its time to d-d-d-d--d-dduel

umm i have blue eyes white dragon get fucked kid lol

shut up and kiss me...

>>170489270
*kisses you*

its all been downhill for me since like 8th grade

>>170489408
same

>>170489408
word

im on the up and up myself just had some nutty yoghurt and things are looking good

10th grade was pretty good

10th grade is where it went downhill for me

kindergarten 4 me
I was the kid crying in the 'teachers' lap all day

im in 21st grade

12 grade and dropping out fucked my life up

>>170489596
same

>>170489751
same

im just gonna word the last dozen or so posts

we were homeschooled here

lol nope

we were born too late to be kangs n shit

ahh.. no use making myself sick thinking about it... maybe I'll die soon..

what kind of kid were you guys in highschool?
i was a clown..

homeschooled cant relate lol

i was the drug kid

band geek

i was quiet

>>170490287
depending on who was in my class, sometimes i was a clown other times i just slept

i ran into this old high school classmate of mine at a bar before and she told me ' man im so dissapointed in you, i thought you were gonna be rich by now and living in a nice city. you had so much potential'
she really said that to me, it made me so sad

did any of you go to prom?
i didnt lol

what a bitch
roasties need to die or stop living vicariously through others

that's what you get for being a barnorm

its gonna be so cash money when a stinker finally touches my body

my new apartment is right across the street from a bar
im gonna try to be a regular, walk in and give the ol' nod
get my usual drink without having to say anything

>>170490697
I woulda decked her good

>>170490736
no lol
and then one girl had to dance with her brother because of me ://///

>>170490967
lmao

>>170490697
wtf who does that

>>170490967
yikes

>>170491018
not really funny it is still deeply traumatizing
maybe my life would end up better if i went
she was a nice girl not the pretties but nice

i was nothing and i'm still nothing :/

im gonna be a big shot one of these days

triss merigold...

but remember that when ur a teen, looks are the only thing that matters
and then you get old and get so very lonely and just want someone nice....

>>170491452
lmao

>>170491421
well yea thanks mr obvious nobody told me that back in hs

>>170491512
I thought it would be an edit of her getting banged but then its a talking bird like wtf? lol

>>170491526
would u have listened rofl?

fuck u im glad that ugly nice girl made love to her brother

>>170491592
obv not lmao
but then again i wasnt really into the best looking girls i was into one with big boobies :3

>>170491667
lol fuck off boobnorm

there was one girl on the debate class that was the de facto leader of the squad who was smart, confident and looked almost exactly like alexandera daddario, tits and all...i had such a crush on her
i think shes like a lawyer now or something

what do hugs feel like

so a bitchy wgirl? no thanks

>>170491906
hugging my mom feels nice

ill put my life back together in silence while; writing songs on mommys guitar

he really butchered that ;

its like holding a living teddy bear or a big hairless cat idk how to explain it haha feels good thou

wish i had a bf to cudle with :\

wish i had a nice cute girl gf to hug

lilac and gooseberries...

big titties...

word imagine hugging a big boobie girl
her boobies squeezing up to you
o fucking mo

boobnorms -___-

imagine that

*imagines*

*dreams*
ah what could be

youre all a bunch of failed norms

*thinks*
hmmm perhaps i havent peaked yet....perhaps i havent even begun to peak....

wish u hadnt begun to SPEAK tb h

>tb h

>>170492764
wow now thats a fresh perspective o_o

yea you're gonna peak in your 40s ~_~

not clickin

rape culture

i clicked, it was really gross

whats that little treasure of hope you have left that something could finally change for you?
the one guy plays the lottery with his grandma so hes banking on that...i fantasize about writing a novel

maybe i should eat some cereal

i fantasize about jerking off on gook feet that would really change me

>>170493168
+1

just waiting for something to fall into my lap or a war to start myself until then i pray every night

tell me when your novel comes out, i'll buy a copy and read it :)

i'll download the ebook for free lol

https://www.twitch
.tv/tingting57

>>170493423
same lol
from #bookz

i just hope i can be happy one day

hallucinogenics (shrooms) or like electro shock therapy fixing my brain
thats my hope
except ya not really haha :(

>>170493535
ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha FAT CHANCE

>still living in the happiness/sadness paradigm
you should seek to escape that illusion

im gonna go find out how to peak
and then im gonna peak

later losers

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Im going out with a satellite on my head.

>>170493757
hwaiting!

the trick to peaking is to find a mountain and reach the top of it

though in mountaineering parlance this is called summiting

can we get some 1gs up in the chat

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hmm maybe I should read vagabond again
it has been years

is it true that womens boobs get bigger when they're pregnant?

that is absolutely true

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zUBWoWacOM8?t=04m10s
reminds me of my mom...
yeah all americas wars have been about poppyseeds p gay

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lol

>>170495459
lol

o_ o

>>170495459
lol

give that boy a bitcoin

lmao

he need some milk

>>170490287
miserable quiet weirdo waiting for the 10 hours to pass so i could enjoy 3 hours of freetime every weeknight and as a result i became the laziest student in existence

imagine if your sex robot raped you....

https://youtu.be/7KH5RjmFruw

hmmm.. to get drunk tonight or not... i just got up from a 5 hour nap though..

im in awe of feminine power

>>170495459
rip

>>170495424
me at the end

i cant even remember if i already j/o'd today lol

we like conor oberst here

cringe

>>170480867
based af code s tier philosopher

hmmm

imagine living in a majority asian locale

i'd kms

imagine going into a dream and never waking up

imagine getting old and decrepit never having had sex or even a ggf and when ur 80 ur nurse is a gook cutie but ur dick doesnt even work

id bite my tongue off

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>ASL Team Battle 2d 5h 48m

laggy...

>>170495987
de_queen

well if i can resist for 20 minutes il be able to not get drunk tonight...

its like i want to get drunk but the last two nights of drinking have been pretty underwhelming and not worth the hangover the next day

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GUESS WHO'S A TOP BROVILO NOW MOTHERFUCKERS IT'S THIS GUY SAVING ESPORTS SAVING MOTHERFUCKING ESPORTS OH YEAH WOO-WOO WOO-WOO-AHH

what do you want to do the next day apart from just sleeping in with a hangover with one of your favorite youtube playlists going while you drift in and out of sleep

wish i was that retard doug benson
obviously too stupid to experience existential dread and get paid handsomely to sit around smoking weed and chatting with celebrities

we dont drink

feel like the universe just tried to give me a gf and i failed

>>170502092
i know that game. i feel like the universe has tried to do a lot of stuff for me but i always mess it up. sorry universe

>>170502092
it's okay you can try again

hi, universe here
*chronospheres you*

i haven't been banned in a while

>>170502364
ummm we don't play hotslike here

imagine getting eyeballed up by a cute girl...

>>170502486
want a gf?

those cold showers are really paying off... we're gonna make it

>>170502525
literally more than anything

>>170502603
then start playing dota
*disappears into the ethos*

well i did it.. im guaranteed to be sober tonight... unless i go ride my bicycle to a bar or something...

>>170503492
*slides you a hot chocolate*

can someone please say hi to me

*listens to lil ugly mane some more*

>>170503739
hi :3

wisdom of the body moving by linda hartly

>>170503739
hi. take a shower cause you stink

>>170503832
i prefer nina hartley desu

are you happy with your job"

twitch
.tv/jenellecat

>no half taiwanese gf

>>170504591
>log on at the end of her saying vinegar so it sounds like nigger
lol
looks and sounds too white tho gonna have to thumbs down

WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LEARN HOW TO LINK A TWITCH STREAM JESUS CHRIST

>that one newbro that cant access links unless theyre done up autism style

>>170493447
JUST DO IT LIKE THIS

so i slept from 5am-10am and 5pm-10pm today... wish i had a normal schedule...

u want to be a sleepnorm? not based

sorry for yelling... i'm just trying to help..

yellnorms...

>>170504731
what's wrong with his link?

it needs an httpS, if it doesnt have that, more specifically the 's', i ain't cliking it

word im worried about the cia hacking me so it needs the s

i will accept your emotions

>>170506050
but will you accept my benis

>>170502645
i played a game. i don't have a gf yet

>>170506446
did you win?

anyone here every watched the accountant?

>>170506520
yeah it was ok in the beginning had a very promising concept of some autist being the cartels money guy but then it turned into a 1 man vs 100000 men super action hero movie
so retarded

>>170506520
no but i watched the nigger before

ughhhh i hate getting ab oners...

>>170507260
do you do you them to you are scar scar

>>170507301
ew no

brb cig

brb gook

brb wife

brb cig gook wife fap fart eat drink sleep death

my dad made chicken shawarma

so
im eating it
4

stupid dadnorms

medium term gook

was the 4 really necessary

honestly im kind of an enigma(jah ith ber)

tfw not a dadnorm to a mixed race (a/w) daughter

*makes voice faux-deep*
now honey, eat thy vegetables

wow nothin but bad posts tonight *puts hair in a ponytail*

*forgg voice*
hello guyz
helloooo ~

*destiny voice*
wazzzzzzaaaap :P

>>170508452
miss him

>>170508550
wow gaaay lol

hes in heaven now... *crosses self and says a silent prayer *

>>170508731
╬

not even hungry but I'm eating this sundae lol
I was feeling pretty good earlier but had nothing to do

what is it about anime girls

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what about girls who become anime?

its getting hot in here...

>>170508875
i see a nipple
post hidden

>>170508875
nice nipple faggot

>>170508875
holy CRAP

>>170508991
>>170509065
everybody has nipples you idiots

*googles 'homemade chemical castration'*
hmmm ahh yes

>>170508968
dang look at those big gooky lips!

>>170509101
post hidden

>>170509101
*pinches your puffy nips*

my friend slept over my house once and saw me without a shirt on and said I had big pepperoni nipples :(

>>170509253
better than having a big pancake ass!!!

ive noticed lately that my nipples are usually hard and you can see them through t-shirts

I noticed mine have sagged a few inches from where they should be because I used to be so fat :(

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>>170509181
omo

>>170509509
why did he cut his hair

https://youtu.be/gtxek2C_rSk?t=04m20s
i love all the mad shit people put on youtube

my puffy nips show even through a hoodie...

some girls like big nipples...
some boys do too...

tea or coffee

>>170509814
if you just woke up coffee

otherwise tea

tea

hot chocolate t
b honest

>>170509852
>>170509843
tea it is

tea lol what are you a girl

i cant say

tea party with my thread buddies

coffee is for hipsternorms and oldnorms

ehhh i drink sanka

>>170509509
they been married for years and still no kid...they're going into their 30s. isnt that strange to anyone else?

>>170510221
no my parents been together 37 years and still dont have a kid

i drink mommies wine

show me some love

sort your self out

i think i was better off before getting glasses because once you have good vision you see how dirty and disgusting everything is clearly

show me kpussy

sort your gook out

nah i think im much happier now after getting eye surgery because everything looks so amazing now specially trees
and old musky walls grayed by years of rain and old paint look incredible so does the city from my window after the rain everything looks good at all times blessed be the lord

we really take vision for granite don't we...

ye 100 we do

post eunjung

happy birthtae!

i hope she has a normal day

bitch

>>170510221
they're focused on their careers right now

that old bitch is 30 now rofl and she doesnt have any fuckin kids haha

>>170511292
so? you can have a career and a kid at the same time

>>170511365
>>170511365
fucking rofl

plus having kids is really expensive

how do i train my mom to make dinner instead of staying late at work

im getting sick of noodles and take out

having kids is a net income gain if ur career minded ur first step should be to get a kid

Do you guys even play Starcraft?

gook

>>170511516
https://youtu.be/Awot-d8U9Cc

just watching this today

salary before kids $80k
salary after kids $140k

the answer is simple really

>>170511556
do we look like gooks to you?

>>170511580
word. kids generate wealth always have

>>170511606
Is that a trick question?

>>170511580
it's not that the kids make your salary go up it's that you ask for more after you have kids because you aren't just fending for yourself

>>170511564
based JBP what the FUCK does soltvekenistzen think about gook pussy thats what i wanna know

>>170511708
pretty sure he only cared about 'kraine pussy

>>170511663
you cannot explain how even unemployed people with children generate more income than unemployed childless people. not without ADMITTING the FACT that children are a net income gain of course

>>170511372
the market is in a bad place right now

get really nervous in elevators if im being frank

>>170511787
well unemployed people get tax credits if they have kids

>>170511807
the market is literally the best it's ever been

*trims dick*

>>170511849
im sorry did you just say in addition to the wealth generated by kids you get coverment paychecks for having them? sure sounds like a net income gain to me

im not having kids cuz i wanna be poor fuck money!!!

whenever the topic of depression comes up i try my best to make the conversation about me

it doesnt make sense to not have kids. financially, emotionally, dynastically. wish my parents would realize this and help me give them grand children...