SC2

nier

you should always have a backup pair of headphones. nothing worse than having them break and then waiting a week for amazon to ship them and then having your mom have to pick something temporary out at target and then returning it later

Tinfoil.

ತಎತ

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>ASL Team Battle 3 days
>GSL Code S 1 week

cia

>>170418674
STINKY

>>170418460
why is this a general

>>170418771
sometimes its an admiral

>>170418493
based

i
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i
t
i
a
t
i
o
n

I follow you home after every show

Guess I'll become a phoner :\

>>170418594
not sure if you're joking but they retail for $350...i bought them for $150 because of stores closing out

>>170418962
anything to make a quick buck huh you fucking kike *heils hitler*

>>170419037
\o

>>170418962
can't other people just get them from stores closing out tho

*goose steps into the thread*
\o sup jews

>>170418771
why is anything

wtb blowjob

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seulgi

https://chaturbate
.com/missduk/

Location: Korea, Busan

omo..

great post desu

>>170419503
ugh please delete this my other post was meant for seulgi

besides she's listening to black people music

also i can say im in busan but that doesn't mean i am

rain drop

>sc1 is more popular than sc2
lmao

https://youtu.be/sMbW4sptVnE

>free superior game is more popular than paid shit
no way

>>170419748
awful playing and shes ugly

>>170419748
her chest is flatter than her face lmao

>>170418803
>>170419239
cool
telling mods on irc. idiots

>>170419835
i wanna put my pee pee in her p

nah meen?

tattoos kinda kill my boner tho

wait so is this the starcraft general or what?

bet tinny's mom is pretty cute...

>>170419952
(ι´Д｀)ﾉ n o o

。。。

this fucking retard on my team just shot an own goal, i did an amazing save and his dumbass knocked it in again

>>170420083
basedzii

with grat power, comes great responses ◔̯◔
https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html

>>170420316
why is this on wikileaks? also very misleading/inaccurate

how can i make a new discord account using the program? i got banned from some girls discord because i was harassing her

if i change my name it still has my same friend code or whatever

>>170420486
try not being a sick creepy fuck :)

>>170420486
freak!

>>170420518
im going to show that slut what creepy is when i dump the 300 pictures ive saved of her over the years into her chat for all of them to see

>>170420560
lol

>>170420560
a GOD

>>170420560
should've done that before you got banned lol

>>170420352
it's part of the cia leaks

the cia made that list to infiltrate online communities ᄽὁȍ ̪ őὀᄿ

>>170420486
delet cockies

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>>170420967

I need a friend

i need to shit

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wish

still not sure if i want to get drunk tonight... i really dont want to throw away that $1.25 worth of beer but i felt so shitty today...

drink up you failure

>>170421372
oh my..

i don't know what to do

take a walk

we started programming again

its 50 degrees out I should ride my bike again
yeah that would be good for me
yeah. do that...

so ive got all this beer in front of me... knowing that if i drink il feel awful tomorrow.. but its calling me....

>>170422371
be sure to check the air pressure in your tires!

>>170422371
its already upper 70s here...

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?

>>170422753
hehe only internet veterans

>>170420560
ur a crepe...

really only watch obscure movies now days sorry man
basically if it has an imdb page i dont watch it :\

the independent film scene in my closest city is really crummy tho

idiots

someone bump my sao thread

more of a sitcom guy myself

Working from home today

me2

and by working i mean not working lol

Yeah but by working I mean actual work

shut the fuck up normalfag phoner
its literally the international womens day and your doing WORK
what the FUCK is wrong with you, bigot

maybe thats why theyre staying home..........................theres a girl in our thread o_o

I'm supporting women every day by being too scared to bother them with small talk

>>170424156
i see you celebrate womens day year round

haHAA

https://www.twitch
.tv/abusivepillow

why did they let this white guy into korea...

>>170424368
dunno but i saw a black guy streaming from korea the other day

he met up with that popular korean girl irl streamer

>>170424419
disgusting

i noticed a difference between eating out and eating at home

when im eating at home il have a pork chop, cook it on one side until its hot then flip it over until its hot, but while im waiting for my pork chop to be nice and hot. instead of waiting il eat a big fuckin loaf of bread

>>170424368
jesus christ

reminder we're eating mommies dinner 8 hours after she wanted us to eat it

>>170424674
MOMS CANT WORK TODAY

i thought asmongold was our guy

it gets worse when you realize this guy with his broken oneliners is how artosis and tasteless gets around in korea
our guys wolf and brendan on the other hand...

dont yell at me, i know the rules

https://media.8ch
net/file_store/05f5b509edf330730c5d1a99c114bd1635316ded7fe51057784e0898f3cc3b8f.webm

idk why but this is really hot

>>170424746
Brendan casts league of legends now......

>>170424792
exactly

man my cat gets so scared by the sound of my nail clippers... chill out kitty lol

i don't even play video games anymore. just gonna sit here and stare at the wall

sorry for the blog but you guys are my friends. my 13 year old puppy is puking up her food tonight... she went blind 3 years ago and is still kicking but im not sure she'll last much longer...

>>170424938
im just refreshing /b/ like always

its not even possible to play video games anymore
how do people do anything?
really don't get it
being serious

>>170424974
:(

>>170424974
;_;

>>170424974
you pet her good right now

>>170424368
This guy is so stupid. stereotypical white person that asians hate!!

>>170424974
my sister died last march and I had to put my 18 year old cat down around july
I really miss my cat

>>170424974
thinking about the day i will eventually lose my dog makes me want to kys myself

having my dog put down cuz she was sick was the worst day of my FUCKIN life

we have trouble dealing with loss here

should have looked at your minimap for that drop

>>170425186
same but my cat

or at least one of the worst days

were dog ppl here btw

actually i have fish

is there any hope left

im going to go sleep next to her

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>no jp

i'm nursing some cute demodex folliculorum myself

vingardium leviosah

gookardium stinkerosah

just woke up from an 8 hour nap!

i have another interview in 4 hours and i cant sleep..

you wont get the job anyway

she didnt say it was a job interview...

she (male)

ded general

please support slayers dragon

is a phd candidacy position a job?

i mean they pay you but you also pay them..

it probably has to do with taxes

jump off and hope i dont bounce like the dead cat
seriously though i just wanna rot like a dead rat
im a piece of scum im dirty like a mudflap
the only kind of porn that still turns me on is scat
thats why my basement is my natural habitat
been a couple years since ive been to the laundromat

so many norms today

only shows i haven't seen in mal's top 100 are shoujo lol

shut up weebnorm

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>>170426696
>weebnorm

you heard what i wrote

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*appears from a sigil on the floor*
WHAT MORTAL DARE SUMMON ME?

>>170426820
not me i want a succubus with big tits

you ever see a video recording of yourself? its like trying to listen to a voice recording of yourself only a hundred times worse

sat down on my balls only one time and now doctor said i cant invent sperms

i wonder what the first animal to utilize sperm was

freedom and liberty mean necessarily there is no guarantee of safety. it is the compromise we make for the airy breathability of boxer shorts

>>170427007
the first animal

https://youtu.be/NeaIKzL5jTI?t=1m44s

woah, the stinkers might have had it right all along...

>>170426643
http://graph.anime.plus/
post your achievements

>>170426887
I filmed myself cumming once
not something I would recommend

>>170427101
lol

>>170427049
I want to wipe my ass with her face

yeah... first thing I thought when I watched it was something like "omg I look sick"
like physically sick
like aids

>Can't Get It In? Tri-force <3

HAHA SEX!

you should quit drinking while you are still young enough to bounce back

recorded myself jerking off once

>>170427228
>>170427276
why
what made you think this was a good idea
?

its been super windy for 3 days straight

well the cia has it now and the nsa has a backup copy

why he says, lol

that meme about how bad things never happen and its all false flags is actually reality
and its the cia doing all the shit

the fbi keeps track of lone wolf anime watchers like you because your way more likely to shoot up a school or something baka

whats wrong with shooting up a school

actually they stop after you hit around 26 or so because after that you are considered low test

what do test scores have to do with any of this

im 30

guess im safe to do covert ops now

welcome to do big leagues

more like nova ops

whats our stance on loli

lo, plain lo, in the morning

not interested

they're alright on the go, but its mostly for kids i feel, some of the flavors are okay, but you look like an idiot eating them

there are much better candy to get instead

fuck ringpops

what about LG-IM.SlayerS_AliciaPrime

we're just a bunch of business men in their prime~

i drank a bunch of coffee and pooped twice before my shower so that my bhole would be clean for at least a little while but i just got out of the shower and i have to poop again...

FYHUCK

>>170429865
have you tried wiping

>>170429924
wiping doesnt get you completely 100% clean, even with wet wipes. only a bidet or shower can fully clean you

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dumb nigger

>>170418460
omo

>>170419447
:3

>>170431010
>>170430963
:3

>>170418497
Wording this. I also have a back-up smartphone.

wording your own post lol

>>170431536
yeah this guy is pretty pathetic lol

A.I. chans slippery bitch pussy~

im not crazy its the world thats gone mad

how can you know the whole world has

its a big world

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Nyaaaaaa

/pol/ is retarded

>>170432017
did you lose another db8 you dumb libshit

>>170431946
i promote more bois like feris

>>170432261
btfo

i woke up right before the good parts of my dreams. i'm pretty gosh darned mad about it

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>/es see vee/

and then sometimes you try to force yourself to fall asleep again and it kind of works but the dream is all weird this time and then when you wake up for real all you remember is the weird part

anyone see that big ass coat MC is wearing on lck1

you guys dont understand the shit i just took it was so big

just finished ffix

so pretty t__t

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reminder

wut

re7 too spooky x_x

more like 2 shitty

at least i'm not a virgin

die sexnorm

>>170434949
smell my fingers

*dies*

remember when gordon hayward streamed sc2 a few times
and now hes literally a top 15 basketball player in the world >_>

isn't he a snowboarder in 1080

how do you go from gook click to ape hoop

>>170435426
He's top 10 easily.

>>170435548
your brain deteriorates when you get older...

blah blah blah suck my dick

*sucks it*

still play no mans sky from time to time lol

what the heck lol

ummm we only stare at walls here

ok im bored of staring at the wall now what

find a new wall?

i only have one..............

>>170434737
also reminder https://clips dot twitch dot tv/BrightCuriousBeanPJSugar

gonna test how long i can stare at a wall for brb

i lasted 2 minutes

mom and dad just left for work
they didnt even say good morning to me :|

>>170436730
omo...

wish i was a neet

wish i accomplished one great thing that brought me great wealth and respect and could live the rest of my life as a neet

being a neet is better than being a schoolcuck to be honest. i miss neet life

are you a neet while you're learning to become a neet?

we have jobs actually

we hate our jobs here

neetnorms get out

wagenorms ree

tfw tired, depressed, gay

hbt...

the performance issues in automata :\
i guess its only ps4 so i shouldnt expect constant 60 fps

fucking consolenorms

fucking vidyanorms

https://www.twitch
.tv/queenyshow

doing yoga and moaning :o

>>170437834
wtf you idiot!!!! my mom thought i was watching porn!!!!

>>170437834
OmO!!

>>170437834
whoa i did not expect a gookers

GookerZ

>>170437834
was she autistic

her english is really good

j/oing to that stream if im gonna be completely honest

StinkerZ

its no womens day you dont get to jerk off!!!!!!!!

this bitch is friggin lewd

i can see her p*ssy!!!

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omo...

yoga is fuckin gay

you will never bury your face in her butte :(

hehe she thinks if she disables vods this stream will just disappear from the internet once shes done streaming
little does she know im downloading everything >:3c

i wanna kick her in the face

>>170437601
for me i only had issues when dashing around really, battles were fine

but ye its not 60 :/

pro or regular?

im bored of yoga lady. what now

i heard nier isnt that great

>>170438757
regular
its not game killing it anything, im just autistic about fps

>>170439037
you get fps drops in battles too? like normal battles i mean

and the aiming the pod with a controller bothered me more than anything

kys niernorms

ummm we are all veegees and therefore by definition not norms

norms....im sick of maths...

fucking twitchnorms

>>170439115
it dipped during the part where all the lil bots formed together to make the sephiroth looking guy but thats the only battle its dipped in so far

>>170439442
sub 30?

went to the club fair and all the clubs were bad
how am i supposed to meet gooks????

>>170439548
did you try going to korea and doing funny! irl streams

*pukes in the shower*
yeeeeh time for more whisky

>>170439609
im in korea you idiot!! im studying abroad for a semester at yonsei but its harder to meet random people than i thought.... classes dont give room for interaction, nobody goes with new people at like cafes, clubs are good for short-term gooks only....

! is a punctuation mark; please do not use it in the middle of a sentence

>>170439753
oh its you

dont they have some kind of school thingie to welcome people

go fuck! yourself

maybe i should do a funny! irl stream :0

/vg/ is a safe for work board. please refrain from using offensive language

>>170439753
- hello, will you be my friend
- im looking for a long-term gook
and this is when you start breakdancing

>>170439810
that caters largely towards meeting other foreigners
our program has ~dozen college aged koreans that serve as like mentor figures but we don't get to see them often enough to really benefit from it (they go to different colleges around the city and it's like a 40 min subway ride to hang out with my favorite one)

hmm i should see if i can bully my way into their friend groups outside the school program...

>>170439937
there was a street dancing club and they were really good o________o i think i want a medium term gook anyways :3c

>>170440004
try going to "english" bars, thats where the girls who want foreigners flock if its anything like japan

oh and if there's anything in seoul you guys want me to do for you (pictures, signatures, blogpost about gsl or whatever) i'll do my best for my good friends the scvs

try a bunch of club sluts and hope one of them becomes a medium term gook

ugh gooknorms get out

jump the border and visit north korea

>>170440079
find wolf and ask him what he thinks about your hair

+1 for finding wolf honestly
hes definitely our guy

itaewon girls are gross, anyone that just wants foreigners isnt really worth being with

maybe ill ask gyuri to be a medium term gook :3c

i visited n korea already
the dmz was a surreal experience, there's this huge panorama of all this nature and then these two flagpoles and these speakers blaring like 1950s kpop
it was nuts

there's one n korean guard you can see but according to one of the s korean guards he's been working there for like ten years and doesn't care at all (you know how guards usually stand really rigidly? he was like slouching and pacing and stuff)

they call him bob (really)

my hair is better than wolf's desu
doesn't wolf cast like heroes of the storm now or something

>>170440389
very good post
9/10
it just lacks the meta-defining aspect:(

>actually falling for the korea meme

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actually gyuri is mine and im not sure id let you have her as a medium term gook

medium term gook is a pretty solid meme ill give it a thread then we can give it to the /hima/ boys

im still not sure if himanorms are into gooks or not

170440603
the seoul meme beats the HECK out of the cleveland meme lemme tell you bub

>this one norm that cant quote properly
whats his story

fuck anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPLGRPDsc5c
todays video

wheres our bouncer

frickin boner wont go away

>>170440990
rub it...

What the hell is going on in here

i want this fool taken out of my sight at once

>>170440947
I WANT TO MESS UP HER PUSSY !!!!!!

who let this capsnorm in here

phone

normies reeee

talked to another human being today

talked to janny about removing polposter

called my mom a phone normie today and pushed her down some stairs and then reeeeeee

k whatever

bought work pants....

#KingTaeyeonDay
#태연아_노래해줘서_고마워
#때때야생일축하해

pants normie reeeee

been awake for 6 hours which means it's time for a nap brb

Us neets man nobody understands us XDDD

>>170441991
been up for 4 and same

word its nap time peace

dont really need special pants to look at the walls

world would be a better place if people napped more

i want a frickin hot dog

>>170441980
:O

cant wait for robots to replace me so i can be a neet

oh I remember now

cold showers are silly

next they'll trick you into cutting yourself by saying the adrenaline response is healthy

damn antidepressants make it so hard to remember stuff...
wanted to post about something else too... hmm...

please post it when it comes back to you

can't wait for robots to post on /scv/ for me. then i can stare at walls for longer

>>170442304
dude, I bitched out. I couldn't do a cold shower. I was like, you know what dude? I'm just gonna go all in. And I went, like, max TriHard and I did eagle eye, i bought gear, glory, but you know so. I didn't do the breakfast. Because, honestly, I didn't think I would like the breakfast.

wish i was destiny's friend

when does the narwhal bacon?

yeah so i could finally kys myself

at midnight xd

diglett dig lol

nigga playing with the

*mimes*

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*x files music*

>>170443090
yeah hes super dead

>>170443124
shoot me straight boy
do you really think that?
or are you being silly?

>>170443204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohmajJTcpNk

#aware

*horks up a big loogie*
who wants it in their fuckin face

we dont curse here:(

wrong answer kid

got drunk and told my dad about my waifu

>>170443906
whos ur waifu kid

>>170443970
pocahontas

>>170444050
nice

first for sinb

sinbad

sleeping 2b @__@

hope that guy and his doggie are spending lots of time together...

won't make any difference if they are or not

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imagine being this close to a wgirl...

>>170444646
i like her eye lashes

going to bed call your walls they love u

drink lots of water

all I ate today was that sundae but I drank lots of water

unhealthy fuck
eat a vegetable!!!

>>170421493
>>170422402

got drunk last night and regretted it.. fuck...

what! I'm not gonna eat a flipping table!

das rite u did failure

getting drunk is cool

im waiting for the weekend to see if i can hold out then im probably gonna backslide and fall into a heavy bender

i just spelled eucalyptus right on my first try SUP

there is no right or wrong way to spell things

charged my phone so ill be posting from there now

im a low iq under achiever

say it, dont spray it retard

if only my iq was a bit lower i might be an overachiever

whoa really windy outside
*farts* also really windy inside lol

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heads up its womens day

we think jane austen is superior to virginia woolf here

when I watched crashbox on hbo my answers were always fucking wrong
I suspect that my mom probably drank and smoked weed when she was pregnant

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we like italian girls here

lets watch this
https://youtu.be/UcFIALSlGjw

>>170445873
i will after im done watching K-PAX

there go dat boi

but yeah
gotta sleep
good night friends

its 10:30am..

BONE BROTH FUARRR

evens ice cream
odds pizza
0 noodles O_o

respect the roll

dont wanna work today...

call in sick like the rest of us

bolbbalgan4

>>170445873
ty

pippeli

>>170446560
wording this

were going out clubbing this friday right?

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lol

>>170447075
probably just chill with my dad :\

>>170447132
that's cool
gonna play some chess or monop?

prolly just gonnan play with his balls

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau marked International Women's Day by promising $650 million for reproductive health and rights around the world.

The money, which will be invested over a three-year period, will support projects that provide sex education, strengthen reproductive health services, and support family planning and contraceptives. It will also fund programs to prevent and respond to sexual and gender-based violence, including forced marriage and female genital mutilation, and supporting the right of women to get safe and legal abortions.

gonzo8247lives2: im wearing a durag and my neighbor called me n?!@#$ wanna be

you think theres a gonzo8247lives1?

is the alex jones thing ded

lirik is live

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Soe Gschwind-Penski@Soembie
Heading home.

so tired z___z

>>170448347
+1!

stay woke

please dont +1 me im trying to sleep over here

ugh sorry dude

>>170448556
your dad and a dog?

>>170448538
+1

>>170448640
stfu >_<

>>170448704
+1

>>170448601
i dont get it

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How are you all doing?

remember when san andreas came out

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mmm... 'za....

theres a reason they call it the butabako namsayin'

terrible. every day is a trip through the slough of despond

*kms*

popped a pizza into the oven!
now we wait...

heroin bro...