/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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First for curbhopping.

>>170418552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G30oy5OsYE

Accidentally posted it in old thread, but I'd like to join the crew

>>170418606

>>170418728
Have to ask in discord

>>170418728
Invite sent.

>>170408259
Does GTAG leaving due to the other crew having a shitload of Skiddies count?

Nth for the DLC comes out on March 14th

>>170418728
Request an invite
>>170418423
>>170414194
>>170414676
I'll help you if I see someone doing this
Aside from Haulage when there are a lot of shitters

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>>170418728
I'm in the crew now, thanks.

Anyone wanna help a new player?

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>>170411793
>360

>>170418890
No. Why the fuck would it?

>mfw dogz get caught using menus and you find one of their "best" player's YT channel and it's kill comps but they are all so bad nothing amazing and none of them are back to back, he actually had to edit together shitty clips

Confirmed ESP and damage mods numerous times, triggers me like fuck, desu.

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xth for update never ever and this game will remain collecting dust on my hard drive.

>>170419647
>when you 30-2 a DOGZ fag

Although I can't really be mad at them, they do the same Beehive thing we do

>>170420167
They're more like a swarm of wasps, flying around and being dicks to people for no good reason.
GTAG is a proper beehive, buzzing about harmlessly and pollinating flowers until a threat to the hive calls them together.

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>>170420512
GTAG also has a few wasps
me, for example

>doing the vehicle warehouse's car sales
>pick mid range car and choose the most expensive export option
>some shitter attacks me and causes 2k damage
>"doesn't matter, it's not like the princes changes to much"
>pick top range car and choose the most expensive export option next
>accidentally bump him against some sign
>the price barely goes down from 100k
>get mad as shit
Am I the only one who has this problem? Watching the price drop from the six digits really triggers my autism.

>>170421097

Not as bad as the game telling you you're getting 100k for a multi million dollar sale.

>>170421097
bullets hitting the car are insanely expensive I've watched the repair cost jump by ~$200 per bullet

>get chased by heli & car while being shot
10k damage
>slam into the back of car, crash into walls
2.5k damage
fucking infuriating

>>170421380
That's obviously your assistant fucking you over by taking advantage that he/she knows about finances while you are an uneducated brute to get rich.

>>170421448
I'm angrier at the fucking signs.
The repair cost isn't that high but who the fuck charged you 300 bucks for slightly bumping against a fragile as fuck sign?

>>170421579
*charges

>>170421579
The same thing happens in freeroam, I hate driving all the way to LSC only to find I need to pay $200 for damage I cant even see because I scraped the underside of a my bumper going over a curb.

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is there a sesh on pc right now?

>lowered the suspension on re7b to see what happens
>the bottom of the car clips entirely through the ground
Loving every laugh

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banshee is still best

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>>170428937
>that one guy who keeps posting his banshee over and over and over again
>at least its not "rate my autistic-looking character guyz plzz" post
oh well,have a cookiethat looks like a potato

>stunt races don't pay very good.
>infact get old pretty fast.
>played rock star verified stunt races.

eh bretty good.

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>company,that made good racing game suddenly forgot how podium works in races,making 2d and 3d place a loss

>>170430215

Rockstar North and Rockstar San Diego aren't the same.

>>170430774
Since they're part of Rockstar Games anyway, can't they just share assets?

>>170428937
>neon
Just end your life.

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>>170428937
>banshee is still best shoe

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>>170431143
>banshee
>shoe
i guess you're either blind or autistic

>>170431202

those are some big words for someone who can't make a good looking banshee.

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>>170431202
Not my fault that it looks like a big red slipper

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>>170431310
>can't make a good looking banshee
what, just because (you) said so? fuck off

>>170431381
why do you insist on posting your shitty car every thread?

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>>170431337
again, if you think it looks like a big red slipper, you're either blind or autistic
or both
or, even worse, cecylb :^]
>>170431426
because i wanna show people that banshee is best

>>170431143
>>170431337
Chrome on that shitty chinese plastic?
When did Hot Wheels hire you?

>>170431465
but the banshee's just a somewhat good car at best, it's nothing special

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>>170431465
>you think it looks like a big red slipper
i think you need to stop driving shoes

>>170431568
I think you need to stop playing with toy cars

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>>170431521
(you)
>>170431568
but i'm not driving shoes, i'm driving only good cars

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>>170431475
>golden painted kuruma
you can't judge me sLat

>>170431697
gold>aluminium foil

>>170425035
So how's the goth phase going?

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>>170431652
>i'm driving only good cars
can't remember the last time when i saw you on your proto, so stop lying

>>170431817
>using filters to hide uglyness
basic bitch cecylb

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>>170431817
>can't remember the last time when i saw you on your proto, so stop lying
i'm not lying, that's just because i only drive GOOD cars :^]

>>170431803
IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

>>170431914
Give me your SC name so I can shred it in free roam.

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>>170431859
>using water to hide uglyness
basic me :^]

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>>170432118
the only thing you're going to shread is your own asshole, fag

>>170432247
>>170431914
>>170431817
>>170431697
>>170431568
>>170431465
>>170431381
>>170431337
>>170431202
>>170431143
Ladies Ladies you're both ugly. Balls back in the purse please.

>>170432198
>i have to destroy others' vehicles because i'm a twat
when will this mindset of ruining everything around you leave?

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>>170432308
>you're both ugly
prove it

>>170432334
i'm just hiding uglyness my dude :^]

>>170432487
luckily for me, gold doesn't rust
it will always stay a golden kuruma unlike your foil-wrapped toy)))

>>170419458
this video has grown on me kek

Phoenix is better than either of your faggot cars and if I saw any of them in freeroam I'd drop a sticky on it and wait for you to get in

>>170432628
wtf -.- ......

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>its a sunglasses wearing autist with babby's first beard just like 98% of the rest of GTAO obsesses over a car he'll never personally own (which is customized in an extremely tasteless manner) and reacts with hostility to criticism

Kill em all 1989
I am a trash man
Pic related my whip
Meet me on Chiliad in 30m so I can run you through with a Desert Raid and chainsmoke until I pass into the forever dream fucking kyrpä

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>>170432578
Gold doesn't rust. But your cheap golden paint does

Cuntbulb and Larsen are the samefag. Just so that everyone is sure.

>>170432684
>not the trophy truck
Kill you'reseif my man

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>>170432628
phoenix is nice, but it surely doesn't compete with the BEST car around
>>170432684
>which he customized in an extremely tasteless manner
prove it
>and reacts with hostility to criticism
but i don't see any criticism anywhere, just shit like "I SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!"

>>170432684
post comfy sleepers

>>170432831
>trophy truck
Desert Raid IS a trophy truck :3)

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>>170432820
okay then, explain this

show me the respect or i will take it from you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxj17nb-M6c

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>it's another tasteless autist baits for replies using a car looking worse than most Import/Export generated cars episode

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>>170433061
>tasteless
>a car looking worse than most Import/Export generated cars episode
instead of saying empty words, how about you prove your point?

>>170433131
ok
>its not a muscle or sports classic

ez now pipe down kid the big dogs are playing

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>2 premium races
>2 hackers zoom to first place episodes

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Post comfy sleepers u go on adventures with

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>>170433292
yes, it's not a muscle or sports classic, it's the best car
i don't think you get my point

>>170433341
>huge offroad wheels on american t-top
>sleeper
what is performance

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>>170433473
it's performance is phenomenal!

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Comfy drift tampa

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>It's a banshee and x80 turn the thread into scrollover country episode

>>170434723
jesus christ, this ^^^^

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wish we could go camping together and stuff

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>>170435524
yes,my friend!That sounds great
grab your spawn beacon and meet me at the roof

>>170435945
kek

>>170418431
Can you seriously only use bought special vehicles in VIP missions?

>>170436531
the game gives you versions which are more durable than the one you bought

>>170430215
Seriously, I wish you could bet on 2nd and 3rd.

Do you still get the launcher error where you have to download a 4GB patch over and over again?

NEXT TO THE PLAYSTATION CONTROLLA
IS A FULL CLIP AND MY PISTOLLA

>>170439769
>never want to buy extended mags for my guns because
>clip

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>tfw kinda burnt out from the game

whenever i play in sessions with ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------cat------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
then i make sure that i follow him, and masturbate whenever i'm near him
i've even been inside of his garage once and i blew my load

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>>170439769
>mfw they censored "playstation" out of swimming pools
intellectual property laws are both a blessing and a curse

>>170442130
Just like it says in the book.

>>170436531
you can call out your special vehicles or retrieve them from the basement of your vehicle warehouse and even customize some as if they were regular vehicles but the vip mission variants are buffed and usually near-indestructible

Anyone have a solution for "the rockstar update service is unavailable (code 217)"? It keeps getting disconnected and then after download a few MBs gives me this. Been like this since I tried last time around 2015

>>170442283
what fukken book

Where's rockstar faggot when you need him?

Why are none of you faggots playing the premium race? it's fucking ez money

>>170449107
probs fired

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Would anyone like more coop stuff like more survivals, 6 people contact missions and themed series like the lamar ones?
I have been waiting for years to get some new content

>>170451213
not lamar missions, unless they can make 'em not suck

moar heists, plox

>>170451590
I would like one big heist like a 5 mill pay out heist make it hard but make it pay well

>>170449107
The Houser brothers had him assassinated.

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why this nigga showin up to a lamar mission lookin like he just walk out of a DOGZ frag vid

>>170430215
2nd place is the first loser you cuck.

>>170455245
well shit,with this kind of thinking half of humanity should just roll over and die for not being able to be #1 at something
and you should too
and me
and the next guy too

>>170457797
If your not first yer last

>>170454875
Who's that Sarina Valentina looking qt

>>170442130
And yet the Ghostbusters part from On Our Own is still in

Each time someone wants me to enter their car I can't. Either they're trolling me or don't know how to open their settings to let me in.

Or I'm just doing something wrong.

How do I get good at jet shitting? I practice, yet I'm not getting any better, so I'm doing it wrong.

>>170458696
How can one man be so bad at videogames?

>>170458143
Lamar Davis

heist/contract/pve casual fun anyone?

>>170458143
that's me, hello

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>>170433824
>changing the default tires and losing the racing slicks

wanna join pc_gtag
SC: Dracojinn

>If you start solo CEO work in a session full of GTAGs, don't cry or expect help when you're getting bullied, especially if there are people without an org.

So it's okay to bully our own GTAG members that prefer to work solo?

Keep in mind, people, Kaz is a Commissioner in this crew.

Fuckin' a this crew is going to shit.

>>170464717
>So it's okay to bully our own GTAG members that prefer to work solo?
Where does it say that? It looks to me more like a "don't expect help if you don't give it" situation.

>>170464717
>So it's okay to bully our own GTAG members that prefer to work solo?
Considering that doing CEO work solo is a huge "fuck you" to everyone in the session, GTAG or not, I'd say you deserve it.

>>170433341

>inbred namefag parrots random words he hears on the internet that he doesn't understand

I hate this episode and I'm still waiting for the show to get cancelled, IE: When are you going to kill yourself?

>>170464717
this hasn't been my experience, most gtag players I've been in a lobby with have been helpful and friendly.
>>170464982
>ceo work solo is a fuck you
huh? what's wrong with someone trying to get work done?

>>170464717
Reminder that kaz runs this crew because Blater is a massive wagecuck who has no say on anything. Horris and Kaz dance on this guy, they do whatever they want and they also talk so much shit behind his back, he doesn't even know.

>>170458696

Become the autistic faggot you were always meant to be, like JRV. I've never seen someone sperg out as hard as him.

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>Making your character/cars as ugly as possible on purpose to make up for your lack of actual personality or humor

>>170435524

Does the Donk still have hydraulics?

>>170458303

So is Bugatti from that one nigger song.

How do they pick what to leave out and what gets to stay?

>>170465847
Yeah, a little slow and you can't bounce I think

>>170465724
I don't see you creating a super cool theme for me anon

>>170467101

You need other people to come up with ideas for you? Why can't you do it? Something wrong with your brain?

I like gay bumsex which is the car for me?

>>170467727

Futo.

>>170467761
red banshee with black second color

>>170467830
this, don't forget to leave the roof on

>>170446820
Check your game folder if there's a partial download .part file and if so delete it and try again.

>>170468056
>inb4 the "if you take the roof off and have a spoiler, kys" post

>>170454875
kekekekek i request this is the opening picture of the next thread please

>>170467576
I simply don't care too much about how I look, anon. I believe in not doing some things just because you can, but I don't abandon my options completely just because some anon might dislike it. If you don't help me than what more are you than some inefficient ideas man?

I had a dream me and skeeterYEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW were killing everything in sight in a freeroam

>>170454875
needs to be dressed in all black and/or wearing nightvision goggles

>>170468482
hey man i just like black

>>170464717
You're still not over it?

>>170468267

>Goes out of their way to look as dumb as possible
>I don't care how I look :V

Okay, Trevor, you fucking turbo hipster.

>>170468763
>can't come up with an alternative for the people he criticizes
>lol just hipsters thats all XD

Okay, Michael, you unexciting yuppie.

>>170465651
>huh? what's wrong with someone trying to get work done?
Taking 10-15 minutes doing it alone when 4 people would finish it in 5 or less
Aka >>170464982

>>170465651
>>170469752
Also the cooldown affects everyone in the session if I'm not wrong.

>>170466010
The Playstation brand is part of the same industry as Rockstar, and they released this game on competitors to it.

>>170469752
>>170469906
oh I thought he was talking about CEO work like sourcing cars and doing crate shit

yeah if you're going to do VIP work in a full lobby you should see if anyone else wants to join first

>>170468962

I'm not your mother, learn to dress yourself.

>>170470675
My online appearance has nothing to do with how I look outside, anon. If anything, it probably reflects the opposite of what I do.

>>170471115

I would be willing to bet cash money that you dress like an autist in real life.

>>170471969
>not putting on the boring costume in a video game means you're an autist now

wew lad
I guess we have to do this the boring way now. If you're so great, where's your awesome, totally-not-boring outfit?

Oh, you don't want to post it because you presume we'll steal your ideas? That's probably just a lie and you don't have an outfit to show us. In failing to provide evidence qualifying position as the critic, your opinion becomes invalid.

What a stupid argument for two people to waste their time with.

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>>170472871
ded thread otherwise

>>170473034
Yes, people arguing about virtual clothes is definitely better than no thread at all.

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>>170473258
objectively so

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>>170473420
>Infernus classic is countach
>Update includes checkerboard floor and laserbeam wallpaper for office garages

kazzio for presidente desu

>>170474117
Kaz would be the Monica of the white house desu

>>170474258
wut?
t. non-murican

its a good thing thou right?

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>>170473420
>tfw still no Pantera

>>170474294
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky#Scandal

>>170473420
>>170474307
>tfw when ever since kungfury the countach been muh car-fu
i have 1m ingame, i hope i can buy it without grindin

>>170474432
>fellatio
kek

kazzi is bestest gtag desu

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>>170474307
>Infernus classic is actually a Pantera
I'd be ok with it, and the GT5 already looks like it could be a bennys car.

>tfw when you about to go to sleep but suddenly you not even tired
>startin up gtao takes half an hour and would be awkward
fug what do i do? help me ded thread

>>170474979
how the fuck do make gta take 30 mins to launch? are you playing on a literal toaster?

>>170465720
I don't want to become like him, though. I just want to jetshit.

>>170475482
the best are never picked, mio freindo

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>>170474548
>i have 1m ingame, i hope i can buy it without grindin
I can guarantee you you are going to spend more than 1 mil, especially when you start upgrading it.

Keep grinding.

>>170475358
no, its much louder than a toaster

>>170475707
>base car
>matte white paint
i think ill be fine, else i have a few cars i can sell.

>>170474307
The Pantera looks like something made out of the conjoint effort of Lamborghini, Ferrari and Ford.

And damn, it looks nice!

>>170475869
>Not getting bulletproof wheels
>Not using pearlescents
>Not boosting the engine to go fast

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I wouldn't mind the gta3 rendition of the infernus...

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>>170476205
fugg, didn't notice that picture was so small

>>170476153
wheels are good but
>pearle paint
srlsy? what are you 12?
engine is so-so

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>consider buying the FMJ for that T H I C C ass
>get reminded of the awful front
Why can't we have nice things for once.

its always a low level shitter in an elegy

or a south american black character in a hydra

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>>170476975
>Why can't we have nice things
stop buying supershit, get a comf cheap car, break down the conditioning, stop the grind

>stop buying supershit, get a comf cheap car

>not having a range of all cars in coordinated garages

>>170477310
This guy knows what's up.

>>170477310

If your garages aren't themed, you're a complete shitter.

>>170477310
>not selling your top cars to buy the latest
>not selling cars you havent used since forever
ha-ha, i bet you have over 50 hours of playtime too x-DDD
tfw no moneys

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post old pics

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>>170478014

>>170476975
This so fucking much, why did they have to fuck up the FMJ so bad?

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>>170478194
for some reason i now want to play rdr again... weird.

>8 months until snow

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>>170478014
>>170478194

Where's the discord?

>>170474960
It specifically said they were bringing back cars, anon. It won't be a Pantera.

>>170465692
Kaz is the true leader of this crew.

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>>170418652

Thats pretty fuckin' impressive

>>170476205
Then get the Ocelot Penetrator

>>170418431
SC name: QuickGhosty
PC GTAG

>>170482136
Leave IGN please

>>170418652
Take #387

>>170482210
done, only join for the RP/massive number of invites back in the PS3 days

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>>170482495

Blacklisted for being in IGN

Go back to the gutter

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>>170480607

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Business.

WE'RE RUNNING WITH THE SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT

if I buy the living quarters in Maze Bank Tower can I starts heists from there as well?

>>170483598
No, no heist room in the accommodation.

Daily reminder to transfer file69.exe

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>>170483472

MONEY MONEY MONEY

>>170484216

Fuck you thats stuck in my head now

post trannies because i'm making one currently and i need a "how to attempt to not fuck up but still fuck up"

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>>170485542
I like my tranny.

>>170485542
don't use hannah

>>170462390
>not being unique and creative
smfh

someones scripting the the GTAG PC lobby lol

>>170488435
All me

>>170465578
post those comfy sleepers famalam

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>>170488529
>>170488529
forgot my pic!

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>>170484216
grab it while you can lads

just sent request for pc crew

Reminder to remove sage420_, if you still have him added from when he was in the crew.

>>170491026
You're not the boss of who I make friends with.

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>>170485542
there you go, mine sux, doesnt look like a tranny at all

>>170492340
Yeah a tranny is more attractive

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That was a damn fun session.

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>>170493495

why do npcs have near perfect aim?

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i'm tired of the current properties. when will rockstar allow us to buy mcmansions

>>170469752
>>170469906
But it's totally okay for gtag to start one of those 30 minute jobs, to avoid all cops, as well as potentially breaking VIP work in servers.

>>170493741
they're like neo, they can see the code

You know, my character actually does look better with a slight shave and no glasses.

>>170493495
>Crimefighter
>back in /gtag/

Lmao, next thing you know mint and higgus are back

Well done, Crafty.

>>170497502
Minty has been playing with gtag again for a good while.

im playing on ps4

i dont know how to make a parachute race, i dont think you can.

my goal : create a race where you jump from the scaffolding on chilead and base jump to the bottom of chiliead.

not sure how to do that so

>i need a gta online base jumping crew. so we can have a helicopter waiting to shuttle us back up and we can rotate pilots. would also like to have people try and watch our jumps better.

anyone?

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I'm at my wit's ends. The launcher keeps getting disconnected during the 8 gig update and then eventually gives me error 217. How do I fucking install this game /gtag/?

STILL WAITING ON REQUEST FOR GTAG PC CREW

>>170500975
i dont think they want you,anon

>>170500975
Blacklisted my man

>>170501029
yes they do

>>170501094
no, i think you're wrong, and anything but comfy right now

>>170498929
You can't.
Best you can do is a land race on chilliad, you can't spawn parachutes either.
Either complain to R* or wait until you can use special vehicles in races.

>>170501090
liar
>>170501214
double liar

>>170501094
>>170501468
P-Please Calm down anon

>>170501623
i'm very calm right now...

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>you will never recreate this scene

>>170502552
Well duh, the F620 isn't in V

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>>170502996

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Can I get an invite to the PS4 crew?

Playstation name of TurkeyBurgers
Social Club name of TurkeyBurgers

Returning player from over a year ago. Thanks.

STILL WAITING

Is there a manual way to download the patches? I can't install the game through the launcher, it just won't work

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If only the turreted limo could be kept in garages.

skydiving ps4 club anyone?

>>170503408
i'm not sure, you may have to navigate the rockstar website/forums and find out.

did you try a client repair?

>>170504821
I added the "-noChunkedDownload" parameter to the shortcut and it seems to be doing just fine now with a 4GB update.

>>170504568
would prefer to stay grounded tbqh anon

still waiting for someone to accept my pc crew request!

>>170505264
good i hope it works for you buddy

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How many of these damned things are they going to give out?

>>170506003

> Complaining about free money

>>170505369
come on there is some cool proximity jumping to be had in GTA5 it just requires teamwork. like most stupid fun things

>putting an entire lobby into a bus, taking it to max altitude with a cargobob and then dropped it and enjoy from first person view

>proximity diving down chilead and through different scaffoldings within the city.

theres so much to be done

thanks!

>>170506568
Oh god now I'm remembering the time a hacker went around in a bus with a speed hack, ended up flying around the map ramming helicopters with it. Good times.

>>170506003
How does it happen?

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Anyone still up? I work second shift.

>>170507207
yes mate
filling my warehouse with cars

Your request got accepted a long time ago already chill the fuck out Comfy

>>170508396
thanks dude

>>170507379

Trying to get the last part of the first heist done. City hall. My partners keep dying over and over. Is this really that difficult? I had to switch from free aim to auto aim to actually find anyone to join my heists and the skill level has plummeted. No one seems to be able to drive more than a block without crashing, and shooting they just don't do very good. It hurts.

I miss when people used free aim. I can't find people for missions or heist in free aim. And every single auto aim lobby is packed with people and join jobs fast.

Jesus I need to build a PC. Console babby is awful.

>>170508601
>Console babby is awful.

I found your problem.

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Stop right there, criminal scum!

Post characters.

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>>170509054

>lvl 155
>65.9M earned
>3.3M in bank

>Comfyanon
>lvl 72
>53.3M earned
>430.7M in bank

how many hackers gave you that? jesus

I'm running a i5 6400, 12gb ram and a 1070 yet I still get fucking frame dips in many areas below 60, what the fuck is this bullshit

>>170509440
do you have grass on ultra?

>>170509270
too many
i wish i could give it away to my friends

>>170503048
?

>>170508741
to be fair a lot of people have simply moved on to CEO/MC mode, can be done ireemode and the money comes about as quickly as you want it to

>>170509679

I need to do all the heists and setups in order to get started. I have no money. All heists in order will get me started with CEO and warehouse. 1 million cash bonus plus 100K per heist plus heist earnings.

But getting to that point is brutal.
No setups give me money. And yet I had to pay 40k to start it off. I have been three hours now trying this last heist setup for city hall on console auto aim.

People just randomly leave right when the setup starts 2 minutes into it.

It takes 20-30 minutes to get the people to join, and then they just leave. This is brutal. How the fuck do console players manage this shit starting fresh?

>>170509598
Nope, very high. I tried lowering multiple settings one tick. It made it less frequent but it still happens

>>170509868
what platform?
you need to remember we're nearing 3 years after current gen release and even closer to 4 years after the initial release, I had no problem finding players when it first launched but now might be different simply because most people have moved on.

>>170509868
>1 million cash bonus plus 100K per heist plus heist earnings.

anon that would just barely earn you the cheapest office and accommodations to go with it. it's something, but you would likely be making all your cash from VIP work for a while anyway

the next time you see a CEO running various VIP jobs, ask for an invite. if the CEO is active you can easily make $200k-400k that day just riding on coattails. yeah, the first few days are going to suck, but just remember what you're doing it for and hold on to your money until then.

>>170509654
anon the f620 is in the game

if anyone is in pc crew and needs money u can hitch a ride wtih me as i do car capturing stuff as ceo

>>170507201
Reporting cheaters. Then you get money as a "thank you gu- goy" present when they get banned

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>>170510428
>you will never recreate this scene either

>>170497502
Crime is actually an okay person. Still a loud mouthed asshole, but probably one of the most quirky people in the crew.

>>170512391
Speaking of Crime.
>Still catfishing people
Incredible. Really curious how many people have bought her sharkcards or some e-Ubisoft currency.

>>170502552
What are you talking about? This is literally every freeroam session before people break out the military hardware

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i'd like to join the pc crew, SC name is eyrion

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>>170513123
quite the contrary, anon. you rarely end up with a scene like this because someone always busts out the explosives before it can get this tight.

>>170512621
>still pretending to upset over a decoy
You lack foresight.

come on anons, lets play together... dont be shy

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>V fags STILL think V is better than IV

>>170514232
that color scheme blows

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>tfw no IV physique

>2017
>STILL no dab quickplay action

GUYS THE UPDATE JUST DROPPED RESTART YOUR GAME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
AND I MEAN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>170514981
>people still try this shit after 3 years

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>>170514672
tfw your character model will never be as swole as you

>>170515030
>He doesn't want the new military update
ok then nerd
i'll enjoy my APC in peace

>>170515221
we really don't deserve a military-themed update tbqh
tryhards are just going to abuse the shit out of everything

>>170513450
Did you read the OP? I don't think you did

>>170515221
*gets flashbacks of operation metro*

no please no

no apc's

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>>170515886
well, i posted my SC and crew i wanted to join ITT and send an invite and stuff
it worked

>>170517765
There was no pending request under that name

>>170493741
They're literally aim bots

>>170517990
There was, I got him quickly after he posted it.
His profile's public and he's not in IGN/MP3 or any shitter crews.

t. Comm

>>170517765
>it worked
black
listed

>>170518039
There was not a pending request when I asked 50 minutes ago if he had read the OP and I searched crew members to see if someone else had already got him and his name didnt come up nor did his profile show him as a member of any crew

>>170518196
I got him before that. Happened to have the thread up in my other monitor, noticed a matching request, everything checked out so I accepted it.
Do I need to start Shadowplaying it when I accept invites?

>>170518457
Yes you do you lying fuck I mean clearly youre just lying and it wasnt social club fucking up or anything

wanna hear a joke?
> bomb inside low tier car

>>170518703
>want to hear a funnier joke
>bomb inside all the cars outside of the lsc
>bonus points for stock adder

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LAds i've a triggered lobby ready to blow

currently the main crew is [bone] they all wear tacticool and engage in sniper/rpg fights

they seek blood

i'm not sure if any autistic gtag members are online to fuck with them (paging blater, and others)

if not, lets note this one down for future.

These cunts desire a big autistic dick in their butthole.

>>170497591
Don't even bother responding to posts like these, it's some whiny bitch horsing around because some people realized what kind of person he is

>>170518785
Fight your own fights, faggot

What's so bad about IGN crew?

>>170518792
Subscyed? That psycho faggot still hasn't done the world a favor killed himself? lmao

>>170518196
>>170518559
Stop pretending to be someone else

>>170518785
AnotherSandwich here, Christ those cunts are autistic, but when you form a crew in an open world game with the basis of being ebig tacticool 100 KD it's just a given that autists flock to it.

>>170518993
KD was and forever will be a mistake

>>170518993
>>170518785
Just don't bother fighting people like this, it's neither fun or will make them learn
t. someone who does from time to time

>>170518854
nice meme laddie

>>170518993
>>170519093
yeah i know, i'm just havin fun lads.

>>170518989
The fuck are you talking about both of those posts are mine and I'm not trying to hide it

where do i find willing associates to be car slaves?

>>170519636
Go back in time by like 3 months

>>170519714
if i could go back in time do you think i would only go back 3 months?

>>170519636
Ask in a session full of GTAG

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>>170478014
That time when the Stirling GT came out and we did a massive comfy hill drive/car meet

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>>170521919

>2017
>still can't whip nd also nae nae
woow rockstar

>>170511797
I did this on ps3.
A long time ago, one buzzard and two annihilators. Like 8 total jumped out I think.

Not played GTAO for 3 years and I want to get back into it.

What do I need to know?

>>170522553
make sure you buy two megalodon shark carsd the moment you start
otherwise you will get autobanned for hacking

>>170522553
If you were a dns glitcher or killed someone with a fuckhuge bounty 3 years ago pray to allah himself you don't get banned on a stat sweep.

>>170522984
I managed to avoid anything like that.

Gonna go these stunt races for a bit, they're fucking mental.

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Anyone down for a mean session now?

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Why are there so many furfags in this game and its fanbase?

>>170523694
it's not that bad

no where near as tf2