/sc2/ - /scv/

stupid flipping janny

scarscar~

thats it janny

im coming for you right now

pink molly, i can barely move

>substituting one tranny op for another

hbt is the superior tranny, she still has her dick

i will not be bullied

hmm...
*thianks*

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ok guys lets make this one count..

I REALLY FRICKEN HATE WIDOW MINES THEY SERIOUSLY ARENT FAIR I LOST 3000 GAS FROM 2 WIDOW MINES AGAIN

why is there an oven mitt in my room

guess the janny likes trannies.....

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lol

>>170354310
mine was because of the pot roast i microwaved made the bowl really hot

i cant relate to anyone on wizchan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc&feature=youtu.be

hmm perhaps it's a good thing i didn't buy a switch

consoleshits should be gassed alongside phoners

we are playing nier today

havent played a game in years
more of an outdoorsy type now

wanna start skateboarding again but dont have healthcare...

still cant believe that one guy thought your foreskin could gain weight lol

ok wtf our guy pewds is a fucking cartooner
i guess hes not our guy anymore that cant fly

no human can fly dude

tell that to jesus.....

really cant bring myself to throw away this 25oz beer i opened.. its like throwing away $1.25...

*slides nier into ps4*

>>170355731
why do people hate rushes so much in this game? i cannon rushed this guy and he got so mad you'd think i fucked his daughter

omo
did you?

never played sc2 so idk

i bet if i had a daughter she'd be a right whale

>>170355957
well at least she wouldnt be a wrong whale..

i guess

my daughter would be alt-right

im majoring in economics

im majoring in suck my dick nomics

wish i was dead

i was in class today and seriously considered suicide but now i feel alright guess i'm just an attentionwhore in my own head

and on here

>Confirms they can remotely take over your cars computer and kill you, just about any device with a microphone and camera is hackable. Something about Smart TV's being constant surveillance devices, and that there's an American Consulate somewhere in Europe that's actually a CIA hacking "center" I guess you'd call it.

confirming what everyone already knew

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooring
if the cia wants to check me out while im smackin it to hentai then go right the frick ahead

kill me cia man

>>170356096
great job ruining your beard, the citric acid has ruined it so you might as well just shave it off and grow a new one

beards thrive under lemons

>So everything Alex Jones has ever said about smart tvs, cable boxes, smart meters, smart appliances, smart phones, xbox, ps4, etc etc is all true? Well I can never run for high office there must be hours of me Jerking off too porn. But seriously all of the crazy shit Alex Jones would say is now been proven true.
based fucking our guy
buying a lifetime supply of brainforce right now
the globalists aint getting me

im silver 1v1 but diamond 2v2 lol what the heck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2okLFw9TIEI
your reign is coming to an end, globalists

reminder we're watching wwe smackdown in 7 1/2 hours

http://www.gotoquiz
.com/should_you_kill_yourself

>>170357472
+1
i apply a lemon & lime based solution to my beard daily and it gets compliments on its luster and fullness every day

hmmm.. to dip my buffalo fried chicken tenders in ketchup or bbq sauce...

When you take a shit, you gotta wipe until the tissue is white. I dont care how clogged up the toilet gets.

cant wipe very hard due to my anal fissure :|

sister moot.....

bet she smells like cat piss

think my hemorrhoids are gone havent seen any blood on the toilet paper in weeks

>>170358581
same here actually

remember when we had rss news feeds

>>170358578
our girl....

>>170358317
it always ends up bloody before it stops being brown...

>>170355731
+1

I SAID

not clicking that virus

alcohol makes my anxiety so bad the next day.. i could barely handle being in the kitchen without holding onto something..

https://chaturb
ate.com/jessiesun/

oh shes on cb too

https://chaturbate
.com/littlesubgirl/

omo

omo...

>>170359680
not clickable

>>170359780
clickable

anyway that littlesubgirl is doing the same thing as last time zzz but i guess thats how camming works?

https://chaturbate
.com/bars377/

we also like this tiny russian wgirl too

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>>170359908
fag

>>170359965
first link is split in two dude

we huff piss bottles here

>>170359965
retard >_<

https://chaturbate
.com/widerimmedhead/
omo

its crazy to think i could drink this beer right here, go to the store and get more and be drunk for the next few months straight...

>>170360054
yeah YOU are haha

im sorry for not making it clickable you fucking nerd god!!!!!!

thanks i am a nerd god

>>170360260
np dude looking forward to your clickable links in the future

what is a nerd god

should we visit our 'tooner bro

no we are playing nier plus the banned me because i called them hopeless neets

tell me about bane why does he wear the mask

>>170360694
looks like it helps him breather or something

ugggh floshitter where are you

the rs streamer has been live for 95 hours x_x
how is he not deadered...

>>170360970
sometimes when i stay up that long i feel like im getting permanent brain damage

so maybe hes a vegetable you know

i fucking hate getting this fluttering in my chest... i know its just gas but its right over my heart and makes me freak the fuck out...

my left hand is going numb. probably about to stroke out
cya guys later

>>170361519
catch you on the flip side

we have pressing medical concerns here

gleepy...

>>170359780
rip

faaaake

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>>170361894

i just got here man, not me

good fricken morning

what time are we taking out cold showers at?

>>170361213
happened to me it stopped when i started eating better and doing cardio

>>170362557
we are not idiots falling for cold shower memes here
ice soup otoh tho.....

>>170360081
can i ask you something

ummm why are you watching that

actually ya we do take cold showers

personally i dont

https://chaturbate
.com/jessiesun/

can we PLEASE watch this together, lets make it happen

sorry im trynta not watch so much porn

loomies...

shes really boring so not really

and she logs off... good job retards

https://chaturbate
.com/tracyryan/

*fuckign pukes*

>>170363142
im not into bestiality

if i was a girl id be named sylvie oor vanessa

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reminder that the cold shower meme is just a trick to get you to take a shower

>>170362256
i just wanted to see ham, ty

>>170363325
no it isn't

>>170363325
is this some kind of arcane /an/ meme? i dont go to /an/

pisses me off when steam friends start calling me by my real name like dude we're not on first name basis call me by my steam name

>>170363415
>tfw balls smell like a rabbit hutch

>>170363415
go away 4norm

>giving ur name out to ur steam friends

>>170363287
so your name now is tyrone?

>>170363707
im gonna call you a retard

ill call you tin for short

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/
holy crap

the tinster imo

damn i dont think i would be able to post after a smackdown like that

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZCXSDVSHew

one day ill be #kgfharem

>>170363730
+1

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Lee Yoora added 5 new photos. ·

제이씨현 화보촬영
Jay Lee Hyun Bo shoot
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U.S. Consulate in Frankfurt is a covert CIA hacker base

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>>170364138

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im gonna crack a cold one in ur face next time you say "cracks a cold one"

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>>170364289

dumb fucking phoneshit

hairy potter lol

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>>170364448

>>170364138
:3
whats her ig

plastic nose plastic gook

zero out of ten

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>>170364695
>>170364617
it's from fb, she doesn't have ig

or maybe she does have ig do do do do(xfiles music)

>>170364768
oh well FUCK then

>>170364768
she doesn't even look like the same person anymore

gross

another night drinking...

another day after farting all day...

u mean i can just pay you thousands of dollars to cut my face open and put plastic parts in and cut meat out to make my face look like a crash test dummy's? SIGN ME UP!

called my mom a normie

>>170364794
post your absolute all-time fav sica pic tinster

*farts*

ok im watching this now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkHjG759ABY

just nicked myself whilst trimming my pubes :\

careful buddy haha :D

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html
lol

dont call me kid

>>170365569
i h8 that
its so hard to shave/trim down there....

۞_۞

>>170365853
Lol.

one poster here was cia... i know who...

y=ｰ( ﾟдﾟ)･∵.

>>170365324
i cant do that right now
theres too many old ones i have on my other hdd

theres one that comes to mind that i used to post and said zip zop zippidy bop and someone put a tinfoil hat on her

lolololol that one

*Cracks open a cold one*
(~￣▽￣)~

>>170363492
whats your steam name

just curious no doxing~

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>170364138
>>170364289
>>170364448
>>170364617
>>170364768
apprushiated

>>170366295
٩(｡͡•‿•｡)۶

im not afraid of being doxed theres literally no information about me on the internet

>>170366063
*ur parent finds u with 2 self inflicted headshot woods to the back of the head*

>headshot woods

embarrassing

there is nothing worse than chicken parmesan *throws the FUCK up*

what about roast... pig... ass... fircken EWWW dude

*rolls eyes*
ತ_ತ

>>170366904
just eat pistachios dude everyone likes those

how can food piss u off -.-

*stares at a bowel of cereal*
FUCK YOU FOOD

ya but u get mad at it or wtf -__+

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>>170367202

disgusting

well i just ate ice cream and washed it down with some coke
very refreshing meal

*preheats the oven to 425F*
this frozen 'zah will be the highlight of my day ^_^

>>170367790
wow thats a nice picture :O
wish it was higher res.......................cant have everything

>>170367802
based sickzii...

finished my fap now it's time to eat >:)

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>>170367541
>>170367875

theres a lot of great old pics of sica but i dont use old ones

theres like millions of pictures of sica from snsd days

u cant really say i like x one the best theres too many

some people like this one i think i got some replies for this one before

>>170368174
does he want to fuck his daughter? o.O.O.o

>>170367360
offering your bp to me

>>170368215
pretty good tummy tinny heh

im so stoked for day without women tomorow

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damn...

>>170368707
thats normie behavior dude i dont see you in the samem light now

>samem

smackdown in 5 hours btw

post your ugly ass beard again loser

Since I left SC2, I have netted over 2k hours in Dota 2 and over 1k hours in CSGO. But there's is something special about knowing that the reason you lost was 100% because of you. No more dropping a 30 bomb on dust 2 and still lose or having 800 gpm mid and lose because of a feeder bot lane, in SC2 it's all your fault if you lose.

Anyways, I don't really know why I wrote this but I just wanted to come back to the community I left so many years ago. Never unsubcribed though!

cool cool

@170369101
elroy

>>170369101
welcome back

>>170369101
Gl hf! I recently started LotV 2-3 months ago, after having been an active SC2 player in WoL - beginning of HotS.

Took some getting used to with the pace of the game being alot faster, but I have fallen in love with it again! Such a great game now imo!

Also alot of great pro streamers (koreans and foreigners) to help get inspiration for your games! Including alot of great matches on YT from WCS, IEM and other big tournaments!

PiG dailies are also really great to watch, where he explains alot of the meta stuff for all races, how to do it/counter it etc!

reddit...our guys...

gook

seulgi

>>170369932
>>170369963
hmm...different words expressing the same thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLfll6scThk

so the qck+ mousepad is $15 + $10 shipping. wtf?

>>170370358
we could always flip each other to pass the time..

gotta be honest with you dudes...the tin man comes off like an autistic retard

*puts tape over laptop camera*
like to see you get through that cia whores

*buys a nokia basic phone* nice try idiots!

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anyone else like watching old talk shows...

yeah my problem is we got a deranged tard without his handler on the loose in /scv/

>>170370952
no

hi its me ur cia

>>170371281
stream it
id watch you grind runescape
played that shit like fuckin 15 years ago or smth

>>170371296
*puts weener away* sick freak get outta my computer

>>170370952
i like watching early 2000s japanese variety shows

akbingo was very funny, takamina is a midget goddess

im getting tired of the day to day monotony
*writes a program to shitpost for me*
heh, guess its time to retire

>>170371607
was this you posting or the program..

>>170371398
stop watching those youtube vids sicko

>>170371698
fuck

what are we watching

has anyone else read joseph conrad's 'the secret agent'

i wonder if that one guys mom has read it...

>>170371860
i wish i could watch tinster
but now im watching jd vod https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGParKtU1sI

>>170370952
got some old dave lettermans lined up but havent watched

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

honestly smackdown is the A show now

aj styles, john cena, dean ambrose, bray wyatt , luke harper, randy orton all serious main event talent

get go wrestlenorm

>>170372408
hey our tinnerman might be other things you mentioned, but hes not stupid
he could destroy you in any db8 anytime

tinny did you try cold showers like we talked about

>>170372240
wtf...

what about when you call her a garfield?

>>170371743
im not cleverbot, you're cleverbot!

hmm

gook

so the dod has a meme division my only question is how do i get a job there? im a meme master

btfo LOL

you know... young rich niggas...

>>170374192
seulgi

>>170374223
i wouldnt say master
you aight tho

>>170374984
copy that, haha

i've ran out of drugs and now i'm really thinking about my life

i need more drugs before i kill myself

>drugnorms
ugh. fall into a coma already

evens more ice cream
odds brush teeth
0 go to sleep

seulgook

>>170375497
post her...

why are three sc2 personalities critically discussing a children's movie
what happened

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>>170375546

>>170375728
:3

love how every 3 months the kpop gooks get completely new faces and become unrecognizable fucking epic plastic monsters

nier automata is made by platinum games??? o.O
holy shit picking it up tomorrow

>>170375886
ye well if i was a dumbass gook girl and my entire worth was based off whether i was attractive or not id do what it takes too!

>>170376039
implying the face of a barbie doll is attractive? fucking lol and kek my shit up dude niceme.me

>>170376284
forget about pepperoni nipples hers are the whole 'za!

>>170376284
looks 26 years old god wgirls are gross brb bleaching my eyes

>>170376460
+1

>>170376460
+`

>>170376460
based

hes been streaming for 98 hours k__K

>>170377018
what a idiot

>>170375668
where

good night /seulgi/

do i have to play the first nier game to play automata

>>170377356
no

redpill me on nier

nier is a game...

does it go deeper than that...

rothchilds bow

just read the whole thread :)

theres no way that guy is replying to me

i still dont understand what 'touhous' are

>>170377895
whch2huu wud u fukk?? XD

they're bullet hell games with waifus

what shoes should i buy
no yeezys

you wont find any sneakernorms here sneakernorm-wannabe

actually im a sneakernorm

stop trying to force hima meta here thanks dude rec some shoes

we dont wear shoes here

i wear sandals like ulillillia

useless

>>170377995
i usually buy off brand shoes

good night to my friends in scv !

>that one sneakernorm trying to force shoemeta
cringe city

shut up useless ass kid

umm we kinda moved on from the hima and cgl memes namsayin?

>hurr durr im a norman i act aggressive to nerds reeee why isnt he copitulating?!
this nerd bites back you fucking normie now die

useless

we wear crocs here

>>170379479
not sure if you're trolling but I do with socks on. its really easy to put on and so comfy.

actually i know him and he wasnt trolling

fuck u fany lol

xD <--- mfw

T_T <--- my soul when

pretty accurate

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this is what I think about all day

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this for when I peepee

>tune into joe rogans show
>"dude like science is so fascinating like cosmos dude"
this fucking guy...

reddit

is awesome

>using science as a noun
my biggest gear grinder

please do not post facebook twitter nigger memes here thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D94nYwMrAPY

new lecture from the amazing tactics dude

fuck off with this chess shit oh my fuck dude

>>170380680
suck my fucking dick you fucking retard :)

norms

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oh look its the guy who hates everything
I think I have a couple more for you

>>170380764
fuck u fat fucking bitch

>>170380910
this one is 100% true

i would kill every one of you retards just to post in 2011 scv for an hour

ok that one was decent

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word... tru... true...

>the agirl is a plastic gook
>wgirls ahead of agirls
norms took over it looks like

as if there were non plastic gooks LOL

/^image\.jpg$/

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I saved the sc2 related one some guy here made but I'm not gonna bother posting it
pce
time to try to sleep

low iq : black girls
medium iq : wgirls
high iq : agirls
brilliant mind : sister moot

test

>>170381279
honestly your one of the worst posters here and i hope you drop your childrens tablet in the toilet BITCH

low iq: sfur
med iq: gfur
high iq: 3d bara
true patrician: kemono bara

just took a cold shower after a 3 day break

frick that was so hecking amazing

theres a place by my house that brews fresh tea daily in a bunch of assorted flavors
drinking a 32oz cup of peach, mango and raspberry tea mixed together with a shot of lime juice right now

>>170381469
you just hate everything dude...

>>170381635
a girl scv...

die memenorms

KJASDKJFKJFUCK WIDOW MINES FSDJAFKL

oh shit im gonna cum >~~~<

>>170381726
a girl (male) scv...

can someone explain me the cold shower meme

mfw ---> >~~~<

T_T <--- my soul when

>>170382225
it 'fortifies your cells' lol

cant believe arin from the game grumps posts here

>>170382648
why not? im cool too..

>>170382225
i did it yesterday for a few minutes. it makes your body feel really good
>>170382648
arin hasn't posted on /v/ in years

we don't bathe or shower here

>>170382702
>in years
okay then explain this. make sure you have the correct timestamp at 4:56

https://youtu.be/ot06bUYVo5o?t=296

*wakes up*
*brushes teeth*
*does like 100 20 pound squats*
*showers*
*starts cooking some eggs*
hey guys whats up

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>>170327543

*wakes up*
*turns on computer*
hey

i think it's best to alternate between cold and warm water

*wakes up*
*spends 2 minutes trying to relive my dream*
*rolls out of bed*
*slouch towards my computer chair*
*type "good morning /scv/"*

>>170383510
i drink cold water
i shower in warm water

*turns off your computer*
cya in a few, nerd

anyone else staying home on a tuesday night...

>>170383674
lets share our favorite poems
mine is 'to the virgins make much of time' by herrick

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>>170383674
yea

>>170383723
I want a gf

>>170384117

this tbhcomm

cold showers...

married women... the forbidden fruit...

how does he last so long

>clearly have mate
>the guy spams draw proposals and takeback proposals

>>170383510
thats called an irish shower or maybe it was finnish i dont remember

dang I couldn't sleep

scottish shower, thats what it is
its either alternateing between warm and cold water
or just finishing with a cold blast for a little bit

thats how I learned about it
from that frank yang vid

i learned about it from googling around to see why my skin was so ugly
and then i read a kathryn hepburn quote about something with cold showers idk *farts*

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post your recommended vids

>>170383008
holy crap...

my recs are still a bunch of vaporwave albums from when i went 2-3 months of nothing but vaporwave....

cold showers are the new cool thing to do

the new cold thing to do

i take sc2. (showers cold too)

do our hima sisters know about cold showers?
we shouldnt tell them

>>170352397
holy shit this is an absolute garbage op. kys

>>170385769
+1

https://youtu.be/mhLjkXOAXvA
this is all my recs

>>170385685
i hear they take dirt showers like chinchillas do to preserve the stink but also stay dry

they truly are a different people

bet ya hima boys are really upset right now that someone leaked their shower technique on the scv.....

what if we pack fresh air in cans and sell it to china. we'd be filthy rich

i'm better at flipping an egg than everyone itt

selling air to china

>>170386226
why would you flip it

>>170386226
proof it

we'll call it gook

we grill our eggs here

which came first

the chicken obviously

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>>170385387

>>170386605
woah, a vintage destiny vid from when he actually played starcraft

bitcoins are tumbling down...
did someone get insider info on the bitcoin etf not getting approved or something?

sold my BTC at 900, bought 15 eth last night when i was drunk

lmao fucking bitshits

destiny played rated chess games against mr mouton to boost his rating...

>>170386605
kill yourself loomies.

a dip is the time to buy morans

do not _ever_ call me a moron again

oh shit i bought that eth at an all-time high

2butt...
ass2...

pooping rn

kim dot com said to buy bitcoin and then dont look at it for a year

he's obnoxious fat piece of shit but he's right, if ya keep lookin at it you start worrying about it and might lead to a poor decision

just like i think benjamin graham said that the casual investor shouldnt check his stocks daily or even weekly, monthly or even less is fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srbj96AUUCs

still waiting for that pure virgin gf to marry...

>>170388672
lol

im probably gonna have to settle for an impure non-virgin, im just not good enough for pure virgins

>>170388384
ive been holding my coins for 2 years now and i check them all the time because im a baller like that

eliot roger showed those silly girls a thing or two....

>>170388819
how many do you have....

>>170388819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6pepmOEoho

>>170388589
ugh i wanna play nier now >_<

>>170388951
4.6

those silly girls need a reminder...

>>170389018
$46k by april.....holy crap...

>>170388975
it was honestly the first game ive really enjoyed in a long time

gonna replay it when its out on pc

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>>170389103
are you that same guy that said he doesnt care about story too much
or did you actually know what was going on?
how much do i need to know before playing to fully enjoy the story in the game?