/srg/ - Speedrunning General

>that stream monster who is obsessed with squid and thinks he knows everything about super mario 64

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>>170270214

So uhh
What games are you guys speedrunning?

>that squid nuthugger who thinks 70 star is a hard category lmao

>>170270464
What is your 70 star time, obsessed freak?

reminder 17 star is the ultimate category

remember when cheese said he'd get the 16 star wr and then quit 2 weeks later when he realized how much better xiah is?
120 star is a category for braindead grind monkeys who are neets and can play 10 hours a day. Xiah would get the wr in a month if he didn't have a job and could grind out a run without big mistakes.

>>170271273
Speedrunning is about results, not what ifs.

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>>170270214
>14

>>170271273
Xiah is the best player because he has the best times on almost every star. Nobody is disputing that.

go back to bitching on twitter rob

Goose just wants some huge streamer whose words he can take as gospel to decide everything in all of speedrunning, because he's retarded. Part of me thinks that he doesn't actually believe this garbage, and this is what's really going on:

>goose sees mrhyrulegamer's video that rips on speedrunning
>the video is dumb bait to make speedrunners angry, but gets a lot of attention
>"if I do something similar, I'll get attention!"
>now he's baiting speedrunners all the time with all the exact same points

Also:
>mrhyrulegamer did the exact same thing when he saw apollo legend's videos

It's bait. Stop biting.

>>170272142
cuck

Hey Werster, just saw your S3K run at AGDQ2013 with Mike89.

Hope you do more co-op runs with him soon, thanks.

>>170273743
I'm to busy getting my wife and her son to australia.

>>170270450
Megaman zero 3, was thinking of doing an S-Rank or a 100 point run

THIS IS HUGE

Spread the word:

If you get accepted into SGDQ2017, keep a lookout for a new reimbursement program. Runners may receive up to $500 for travel and hotel reimbursement.

>>170276189
EXACTLY 89 seconds apart

>>170272963
Keep sucking off your youtube stream monsters butt buddies, Goose. The whole community is laughing at you.

>>170275180
gotta offset the laundering ;)

>>170276895
>The whole community is laughing at you.
His hugboxes (his chat and /r/samandtolki) aren't.

>>170272142
>>170272963
>>170276895
>>170279735
What mental illness does Goose have?

all of them

Goldeneye is the ultimate brainless grind monkey speedgame.

is cosmo going to be at sgdq2017?

>>170281303
goldeneye is a pretty good IL game. however, most of the ILs are optimized now. they really should retime all those tied records and have an accurate leaderboard.

>>170283619
Good luck retiming a distorted webcam video from 1990!!

>>170283619
>goldeneye is a pretty good IL game
lmao no it's not. the RNG is fucking absurd. i can think of metric shitloads of games that would work better as IL games, including games where the community doesn't give a fuck about ILs.

>>170270104
What speedgame is this? Looks fun

>>170284998
Boktai
I don't actually think it lends itself to being a speedgame though

>>170284998
thanks for the late response!

>>170284467
>the RNG is fucking absurd
There's also almost no tech and you spend a huge amount of time staring at the floor. It's mindnumbingly boring and the community speaks volumes about how retarded you'd have to be to enjoy something so blatantly terrible..

>>170285110
there are some memes of it
lunar knights tho

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>>170285349
>spend two years in the Laplace after every boss battle
I love the games, but I just don't think they're good speedgames--that and you're basically forced to run Boktai 1-3 an emulator

>>170285110
Thanks m8

>>170287484
>Witwix
Yep!

>>170288197
knitwix

so, how's botw looking as a speedgame?

>>170295424
about as good as narcismo

>>170271273
the ironic thing is that xiah and almost all japanese runners are the real grind monkeys because the moment they step foot into 120 star, they die in 5 minutes since they can't do their IL strats anymore

>>170297380
>things that have never happened

>>170295424
it's a shoe in for every marathon here on out.

Will ZFG ever recover from all this exposure on how terrible of a gamer he actually is?

>>170301537
>the meme where people are experiencing a game casually, getting lost, getting stuck, all the normal things, and people shame them for it

>>170301604
it shows inability to do anything other speed
even worse with it being in the same series

>>170301747
GTAB fag

>>170301973
Not it doesn't you fucking imbecile. BOTW plays nothing like any of the other Zelda's, it's completely different in almost every aspect. Even if it was an OOT clone, getting stuck, getting lost etc is part of playing a game casually. That isn't inability, that is actually playing a video game.

Stream monsters are so fucking stupid.

>>170302174
>Stream monsters are so fucking stupid.
classic
face up to the fact ur grease blob sucks

>>170276895
>the whole community
if the speedrunning community is laughing at you, you are DEFINITELY doing something right.

is uyama our guy

>>170308520
yes he is. considering everyone that runs a game this SGDQ may be eligible for up to $500 of reimbursement, mike uyama is finally listening to the people and helping the runners out.

>>170309178
HNNNNGH

>>170311743
Cheese is a better speedrunner than you will ever be.

Cheese on easy 139 pace. Get in here lads.

>nuthuggers so mad at on-topic posts that they mass report them

>>170313262
Just complain to the mods in the IRC then.

One could argue even painting your nails is on-topic.

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reallllllly gets the noggin joggin'

>>170313432
>three screenshots of the same single stream

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>>170313432
what did I mean by this?

>>170313560
Why is Grav so obsessed with Cosmo?

>>170313560
>tfw cosmo's estimate might have been correct if he didn't neuter himself and his public image and sold out like trihex
we're on the bad timeline

>>170313740
then we'd better SHIFT

>>170313432
He should be able to get himself up to about 700-1k regularly if BOTW becomes a competitive speedgame.

>>170313560
based h*cking grav

>>170313560
he and i used different screenshots? am i missing something, autist?

plum totally traps on the side

>>170314795
so how would he going to deal with people spamming tranny shit at him if he actually got 5k+ viewers, melt down and transition back to a boy?

>>170313495
which is why cosmo is wearing different clothes in the screenshots, you dumb faggot

>>170315378
didnt mean to quote you my bad bro

>>170315509
>you can't change clothes during a stream
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>170315716
stop posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4tMXYJx7zw

>>170315396
He won't get 5k viewers as a tranny.
Hell, I'm sure most people wouldn't even realize that he has transitioned. There's nothing feminine about him anymore.

>>170317785
>Oct 29, 2008
don't start this creeping into the past shit again

>>170317789
>>170315716
>>170315509
>>170315396
>>170315072
>>170314795

>>>/vr/3839463

>>170270104
>give up the obsession edition
says the obsessed SHITTER who keeps posting the same useless op over and over again

>>170318342
can you please stop being obsessed with his OP?

>>170318329
Never met the guy, sorry.

Enjoy your /vr/ thread I guess.

>>170318409
Stop posting this retarded shit faggot

NEW GENERAL: /revog/

/srg/ IS ONE STEP CLOSER TO FALLING OFF /vg/ FOR GOOD. PRAISE THE LORD.

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>>170319192

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kek

>>170320723
trihex will host him, guaranteed

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>>170320723

>>170313432
unless that was at the same time each day, it's useless

So did SJ ever take anger management after all that?

>>170329959
I want to PLOW that FATTY

>>170336414
I want to PLOW (You)

Venick thinks he's hot shit for doing BotW runs, but his time is absolutely shocking and he will be no where near the top once the good runs come in.

why do germans make the best speedrunners

>>170341148
They don't.

>Goose whining to his hugbox chat and circle jerking with youtube stream monsters while refusing to engage in meaningful discussion with anyone who disagrees with him.
Why do people take this cunt seriously again?

>>170342221
who?

>>170342221
Awwe did my widdle boy get banned from big daddy Goose's chat? :(

>>170342307
>big daddy Goose
I always got strong homosexual vibes from Goose and his fans. Thanks for confirming my suspicions.

>>170335090
After what

>>170342485
>gets banned in a Twitch chat and whines about it anonymously
I always got strong bitch babby vibes from Goose's dissenters. Thanks for confirming my sispicions.

>>170342221
goose is a lost cause. a succubus already latched onto him. some whore named tara already is leeching money from his viewer base and he allows it all while going on and on about "cucks". it truly is a disgusting sight to see. I give him maybe 6 months before he's poor and decides to become one with the soylent because of this new succubus.

>>170344996
I dunno about any of that shit. I know he's a giant retard though, that's just a fact.

>>170344982
>Has to ban people to keep his hugbox pure.
Literally as bad or worse than Cosmo.

>>170344996
>I give him maybe 6 months before he's poor
he already is poor. he's 27 with no job or education and still lives with mommy and daddy lmao

>>170345676
>Still whining because he got banned in some irrel's chat
L'ing m f'ing a o right now

>>170347724
I didn't get banned in anyone's chat, I'm just laughing at Goose for being a skinny-fat faggot with a double digit IQ.

>>170347890
Yea okay pal lmaoo

>>170313560
>predicted 10000+
who predicted this?

>>170349147
cosmo did

>>170349225
Should've guessed that since it was such a delusional prediction

gotta love how srg is nothing but narcissa these days lol so boring to read

>>170350459
This is a stream monster gang bang, sharing false, incorrect information all day long. Jealousy in spades, too.

>>170350549
Keep crying about it, Goose. Your days are numbered.

>>170315570
no worries homie! thought you were implying I'm grav. the "grindymonkey" label has dogged my family for generations every since my grandfather got an untied WR on Caverns Secret Agent.

>>170351238
The grindymonkey label is a meme spouted by non-runners when they have no real bad things to say about a runner they dislike.

SM64 has some of the most boring routing in any 3d game.

>>170351604
How can the route be boring? Do you suggest doing the stages in a different, slower order to make it more interesting to you? This has to be the most ridiculous comment I have ever read.

>>170350459
maybe you should learn to read all the posts then

oh look here
>>170275180
some pretty big news in the thread that's not related to cosmo posting.

Krystal is an absolute coke fiend. Anyone can tell he is off his tits on all sorts of shit by reading those rambling tweets. Jesus Christ.

>>170351731
>How can the route be boring?
Because it's simplistic and uninteresting.
>Do you suggest doing the stages in a different, slower order to make it more interesting to you?
No, the game just doesn't have interesting routing. It's not possible to make it more interesting, because the game itself is structured in a boring way. You start every single star at the exact same spot, which limits routing options considerably.

>>170351907
How is it simplistic and uninteresting? It's just getting to the stages in the most efficient way and getting the stars the fastest way possible. What would make for a more interesting route? You claim the game is structed in a boring way, when it's a completely 3D platformer giving you a lot of control on what stages you choose and an insane amount of ways to collect the same star. You start in the same spot, like every stage in every game, but the stars are in different locations, meaning the path is different every single time.

I know it's hard for clueless stream monsters to accept that SM64 is the ultimate speedgame, but you're really reaching at this point.

>>170352140
>What would make for a more interesting route?
See OOT 100% or Banjo Kazooie.
>You start in the same spot, like every stage in every game
What? No, in other games you aren't forced to leave the same stage repeatedly and enter it again repeatedly. You just do the stage and then you're done.

>>170352348
I'm familiar with those games. What about them? OOT is a completetly different style of game, so it's naturally going to be different. How is Banjo-Kazooie any different? It sounds like you're just not a fan of the game design, but the route is just the optimal way to play. How 'interesting' it is isn't a factor. Once again, stream monsters forget that speedrunning is about going fast.

>>170352140
>the path is different every single time.
Have you ever watched an SM64 run? The path is identical for literally half the stars in any given stage, and quantifying the fastest route from the entry point to a star is extremely basic and easy. There's no complexity in routing at all.
>How is Banjo-Kazooie any different?
Because each stage requires you to weave through the entirety of an open obstacle course without any repetition or downtime, which naturally makes routing more complex than going from point point A to point X six times per stage.
>How 'interesting' it is isn't a factor.
Of course it is. Interesting routing is an important part of what makes a speedgame good.

>>170352924
>The path is identical for literally half the stars in any given stage
False.

>Because each stage requires you to weave through the entirety of an open obstacle course without any repetition or downtime, which naturally makes routing more complex than going from point point A to point X six times per stage.
Nice buzzwords. You sound like you work for Rare. SM64 requires you to do that too, with a superior gameplay engine.

>How 'interesting' it is isn't a factor.
Of course it is. Interesting routing is an important part of what makes a speedgame good.
This could be dripping with stream monster any more than it already is. Routes aren't interesting, you have a route, it's the fastest, it gets used. Making it slower to do some irrelevant, pointless shit because it is more 'interesting' to you is ridiculous. You clearly do not speedrun, so stop posting.

>>170353081
>SM64 requires you to do that too
No it doesn't. There's no compromise in SM64. The only thing you have to quantify is movement. Everything else is spoonfed to you because figuring out a base route from point A to point X is easy. The only stars that come even close to the complexity of Banjo Kazooie in routing are 100 coin stars, and even they aren't really close to the complexity of BK collection routes.
>Routes aren't interesting, you have a route, it's the fastest, it gets used.
In SM64, yes, because it's easy to route. Other games still have improvable routes, because they have thousands of times more options for routing and solving it for optimization isn't easy like it is in SM64.
>Making it slower to do some irrelevant, pointless shit because it is more 'interesting' to you is ridiculous
Nobody suggested doing that at all. You're retarded, aren't you?

>>170353081
>>The path is identical for literally half the stars in any given stage
>False.
What the fuck are you talking about? Almost every star starts out in the exact same spot with the exact same movement. When is the last time you watched HMC or TTC?

so did GDQs drop SDA altogether? they didn't post that submissions are open there. the last post in the GDQ section was over 2 weeks ago. they didn't even post anywhere about the new reimbursement program despite me finding out about it through twitter messages. so is there some place that all this info is going that I don't know about? or are they just purposely making it hard for the public to find out about details of SGDQ?

grindxmonkey

>>170353831
*recoils*
*is injured*
*suddenly shrinks back*
I've been found out!

birdxlaugh

>>170353831
Reminder: Squid changed his name and this meme is outdated now.

>>170354298
namexchange

>>170353081
>Making it slower to do some irrelevant, pointless shit because it is more 'interesting' to you is ridiculous.
he's saying that the natural progression of optimal routes in SM64 is boring and barely changes over time. and to be fair, he's right. can you name one stage in SM64 that has a completely unique beginning for all 6 stars? game is repetitive as fuck.

there's a reason the only stars being improved upon in routing are 100 coin stars (with a couple exceptions). because they're the only stars that offer a complex routing challenge.

>>170354298
Reminder: The Monkey Poster is the real grindmonkey, grinding away at the same posts daily, with no actual chance of succeeding with his goal (being noticed by squid)

He won't be able to adapt to this new change.

>>170354431
bonoboxhowl

Breath of the Wild world record is 1:05:17 by Venick

Is DutchJ the most boring speedrunner and streamer on the planet? Seriously, it's painful.

>>170357828
Cheese is pretty lacking in the charisma department too.

squidxposed

buttxhurt

bansheexscreech

NamcoxCapcom

headxcrab

>>170366072
>pxz3 never

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this is some great quality content i sure want to watch every single one of these spongebob gold splits

>>170366926
>people are still sponge memeing
i don't even know what to say

smackxdown

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>>170367384

>>170360570
>>170360858
>>170361128
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>>170367821
Delete this annoying shit

>>170368992
thanks for the late response!

>>170368992
policesxthethread

Why are the top 120 star mains all objectively better at 70 star than the top 70 star mains?

>>170370151
because being a 120 star main implies being a neet with 18 hours to waste every day

>>170372539
No one from the old days come here anymore.

>>170373713
besides me

The Page 10 Stigma

The Page 9 Stigma

benxcn

The Page 8 Stigma

what will srg look like in 2 years

>>170385390
even more tranny posting after duke transitions

>>170385390
this FREAK >>170270104 all alone bumping his thread every time it reaches the 10th page

>>170385721
thanks for the late response!

just call me iate

>>170387301
why didn't you sage?

just call me narcissa

anyone got pics of Beuchi?

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>>170389748
more like eww

>>170389959
delet this, my beuchi is a princess

>>170389959
Oh god, I thought I remembered her being cute. I must have remembered wrong

>>170389959
So this is what mediocrity looks like...

>>170389959
Beuchi more like Hugechi after junk food laid the FATdown on her

pagex10

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inb4 suicide

>>170397515
>won't see a doctor to speedrun
>will for a game he actually wants to play

why can't he admit he doesn't want to speedrun any more?

>>170397515
observe your behavior

Are there any GDQ submissions you guys are interested in so far?

I think a "weird games" block with Hylics, Jazzpunk, Goblet Grotto, and Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden could be neat.

>>170399286
>Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden
time for the game to glitch up and devs be embrassed again

>>170402481
So I could bump.

>>170402640
Likewise

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>>170398705

>>170398705
End it already

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WE'RE GOING DOWWWWWWWN

>>170408130
good

>>170408130
>Have to follow for 30 minutes before posting
fug

>>170408661
odd
how is he supposed to rally his drones without an enemy?

DOWN

don't worry cosmo, there's always the next zelda
just give nintendo another two generations

>it's a there's one hour left in the run and cheese is already hyperventilating episode

>>170414058
how does someone get as far as he has without realizing that indulging in hype midrun is a massive handicap

FUCKING RIP

https://oddshot.tv/s/eN-qAQ

Alright Naegleria you are messing with the wrong autists this time.

https://twitter.com/Naegleria1/status/839339064994189313

looks like cheese is accepting his rentboy destiny

>>170415849
NASA is just SRGM IRL

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/srg/ dies tonigth

>obsessed goose haters

it physically hurts me how much of a retarded nintendo fanboy Pie is

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>>170405525

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hmmm

cosmo the man

>>170423126
why is the name in the title when the name is also right under the title?

>>170423126
front page boost, twitch doesnt want to be held accountable

>>170423214
gotta make it clear that youre watching narcissa

>>170423126
>another front page feature

damn he has some friends in high places

>>170423423
we're in a climate where it's cruel to not do something to help transbos out
their hands are tied

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>Cosmo getting thousands of viewers again
>viewers - "Hey Cosmo are you going to speedrun this"
>Cosmo - "Hmmm I dunno, I'm still thinking about it hmmm"

he's so fucking stupid

watch him complain and get depressed again when the viewers are gone, him wondering why

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pb

>>170427829
this isnt xpiratez

>>170427964
:\

>>170427964
headkingler stream

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BEANED

>>170426151
He's fucking lying if he says that. He knows damn well that BotW is the only thing that might keep him from suicide.

>>170366926
I think these are uploaded for documentation for other runners, rather than to entertain the masses.

>>170429181
yeah, that's obvious to everyone other than the idiot who posted that screenshot.

>>170433432
Don't call my friend Snowfats an idiot, she's very smart.

>>170433746
headcrab I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich if you show your immigrant face at nasa2

>>170434650
:/

Kill all niggers, 1488 medievil.

>>170436719
Rob the Neet Wakes Up: The Post

Anyone running NieR?

Grind all speedruns, 12.7 ape escape

Will Squid get a 49 this year like he said he was going to?

Will Goose ever get a job and move out of his parents dungeon?

>>170440923
literally no one cares

>>170440923
he said it was a goal

>>170441365
>he said it was a goal
he's 27. most people accomplish that goal by the time they turn 18. what a pathetic life.

>>170441865
not goose idiot

>>170439516
That stupid fucking cripple, HalfCoordinated. LUL.

>>170442083
>le srg chat nuggies
kill yourself

>>170442326
Wot did he mean by this

>>170441946
Sorry that I can't magically read your mind, faggot.

>>170442983
You had a pathetic srg chat nuggies bot in your chat.

"chat" "nuggies" ?

>>170448161
>>170448220
>De hippie timing

>>170451116
Dude Nice

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>>170453915

>>170415849
who

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>>170453915

https://oddshot.tv/s/GmR-CK

wait a minute

is cosmo's twitch avatar the same shot as croninkeys'?

>>170424441
Their hands aren't tied at all. Their main source of income doesn't care about a mentally unstable tranny in any way, shape or form.

Twitch is just being a bunch of cucks as usual.

>>170462068
and the name I want still isn't offered by twitch

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>>170458086

>>170464685
>not animedrian
cmon

>>170461828
>cosmeme was just jealous of croni the whole time
It's all starting to make sense

how many categories are there in zelda breath of the wild?

Reminder, if you get a run into SGDQ, keep an eye out for a new program that will allow you to file for reimbursement for some travel and hotel costs. Runners can receive up to $500 each.

Who is the PSG of Speedrunning?

Lol what did cybermemon get banned from twitter for?

>>170469232
Two as of now. I'm sure 100% will be added soon though. It's easy to define since the game has an official percentage counter.

>>170470863
they were tired of him being a fag

>>170470105
""""up to""""

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>>170470863
being way too fucking based

>>170471868
rumor has it, if you get a popular game in you get the full amount and if you get a meme game you get a heavily reduced amount. so if your game is like 10 mins you probably wont get more than $100

>>170472405
tranny freak

>go to gdq website
>see the charity is doctors without borders
>click on the link to their website
>it's all muslim charity pictures and anti trump propaganda
now I see why GDQs banned those guys for supporting trump at AGDQ.

>>170474543
>let's show everyone how virtuous we are by helping people with too low racial IQ to help themselves

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>>170474543
the new wave of speedrunners

>>170474721
This.

>Let's keep sending food aid to low i.q primitive animalistic beings who have no concept of infrastructure and always endlessly breed themselves into misery.

I may detest henry kissinger but he's dead on when he suggested eugenics programs for the 3rd world rat shitters.

>>170474721
more like
>let's show everyone how virtuous we are by masstrafficking low IQ races to the civilized world which pays for its own destruction out of a sense of race guilt

>>170441865
Not as apathetic as giving a shit how other live their lives desu. What a boring sad cunt you must be.

>>170476376
Goose gives people shit for how they live their lives all the time. Don't dish it out if you can't take it, pussy.

>>170477021
same

is x going to learn y?

more like y_ lol

>blubbler is now tied for 4th in SMB any%

Nice Dude

>>170485552
have all of the top runs been officially verified by a reputable third party?

https://twitter.com/Venick409/status/839196971894206464

>>170491958
>making money off of hacks

>>170470105
can i get a link to this?

>>170489698
imagine being the mod of the BotW leaderboard but not approving runs better than yours because you've got the wr

>>170489698
>m-muh hands
Yeah, nah, there is no way anything on a video game controller can hurt you, ever.

The ultimate exposed baby cry.

The SecksWrecks reply makes it even sweeter.

>>170498885
nice self post fag
le "b8ed for this"
end yourself rn

>>170498885
thanks doc

how frequent is zombie hovering in WW SD/HD now?

>>170499665
4 hovers in SD, 0 in HD

I have a top-tier time in TWW and I use the one-handed method for hovering which is considered more strenuous and I've never had an issue with my hands. I'm also 27

>>170502981
you're not a bitch. mystery solved.

I have general wrist pain, but most of my "hand activity" is using a mouse.

Should I get an oppai mousepad?

>>170502981
>I've never had an issue with my hands
>https://twitter.com/chasetopherlee/status/838966264672366592
???

>>170503651
slightly helps

>>170503651
>>170503718
Also worth mentioning, I currently have no mousepad so I'd assuming my wrist sitting on solid wood is not helping it.

The hand pain meme is only spouted by babies.

>>170504456
*sxrx replies crying about it in a sarcastic way about how hand pain is actually real*

everytime the point is proven even more

>>170504456
Wew, good thing I'm complaining about wrist pain :^)

>>170503675
>Sliced the tip of my thumb today, why can't real life cooking be as easy as Zelda cooking
https://twitter.com/chasetopherlee/status/838932159612112896

>>170504923
This reads like a DSP thought. Video games should be banned during the formative years

>>170504456
(You)

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Cosmo "the legend" on the front page...can't even beat boogie....

>>170508534
holy shit how many times are they going to put him on the front page

>>170508534
>boogie
why can't he suffer a heart attack already

i have hand pain but i don't whine about it because i'm not a histrionic faggot

>>170508970
i mean, hearts are ok right? people should just eat what they want. Lets not judge too soon. He could live another 100 years, he could fall over tonight mid stream. Lets just see for ourselves. making a decision like this with such little information is a bit silly (in my opinion, and that is just me) and I hate to see a community like srg torn apart over something that we could just wait and judge for ourselves later, Nothing wrong with being optimistic. Although I understand both sides of this coin. For now, live and let live and just enjoy the streams you like to watch. Thats all for this video, see you again soon

>>170503758
you have your elbows on the table right?

170509214
fuck off

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>sinister1 in charge of picking speedrun streamers to frontpage
>yfw his load was the one cosme talked about struggling to swallow

>>170509285
no, but they're parallel with my wrist

don't have much table space, so my elbows are on my chair arms

>>170508534
who the fuck are they

did miles transition? pics?

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>>170511272

>>170511426
the monkey paw...

>>170511510
...stigma

>>170511426
and here I am watching him sit on the couch of agdq2013's sonic 06 run

where were the signs

>>170511819
metroid prime community fags of kirby and plum(literal)

>>170512051
transitioning gender is easier than transitioning communities?

>>170502981
>I smoked for 100 years and never got cancer, it's not real guys lmao!

>People on a board where they think soylent causes transgenderism also think repetitive strain can't cause muscular skeletal issues.
>Anyone being surprised.

>>170513250
>muscular skeletal
bones can't have muscles idiot LMAO

>>170513274
Jesus Christ, it's even worse than I thought.

>>170513250
Hello retard.

No one ever said it causes it. They take it because it helps it along.

PS why so obsessed if you're going to be this delusional?

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>>170513250
>cosmo stops streaming for the night
>this post happens

really makes your zombie hover

>>170513901
>No one ever said it causes it.
Yes they have, though.

>>170514201
Irony, cosmo. Irony.

Cosmo The Man

>*drops out of school at age 16*
>*aquires all knowledge of the world from an anime image board*
>hand pain isn't real!

>>170514578
cosmo just stop

>>170514697
>anyone who disagrees with me is cosmo
Imagine losing this hard.

>>170514776
Anyone who reads the last ten posts in this thread is going to think otherwise.

>>170514201
then they're retards
congrats on pointing out imaginary retards
we're all proud of you

Wait what does this have to do with monkey posting?

>>170514578
>>170514776
From personal experience, it is not real.

https://twitter.com/ourolen/status/839708364330446848

>m-muh spine

The God Gamer Stigma

https://youtu.be/bX1ccFY6XAs

>>170522346
JOHN

https://twitter.com/Jigwally/status/839797573829345281
What a faggot

Here's a name name-drop you weren't expecting weewee

>teenagers denying the existence of chronic pain

>>170515130
lmao just kill yourself, jesus christ. it takes talent to be as stupid as the people who frequent this shithole.

ayo hol up
https://twitter.com/BigJon06/status/839690275664560129

>>170518173
Hate to break it to you scooter, but your personal experience doesn't just suddenly override a century of medical and scientific understanding.

You're gonna have to provide much, much better evidence than your drooling mongoloid anecdote.

>>170525429
why does he get off on pity so much

>>170517405
>>170517405
>They take it because it helps it along.
That's retarded and wrong too though, obviously.

>>170525718
there's 2 properties to soylent
1. It's disgusting
2. it's expensive
3. it's associated with estrogen

1 and 2 bars sensible people from buying it
that just leaves 3

that's the thought process behind it

>>170524619
>>170525471
>being a pathetic baby who is setting up to fall back on le hand pain meme

I've played an intensive video game for years, I have not once felt anything in my hands. You only see it from faggots because it is an excuse for faggots.

>>170526018
>I've smoked for 60 years and never felt anything in my lungs.

>>170526018
>I've played an intensive video game for years, I have not once felt anything in my hands
Most half bright 8 year olds would be able to tell you why this isn't a logical line of thinking.

The Soylent Stigma

>>170525429
The Grommr Gamer stigma

>>170525936
>there's 2 properties to soylent
>lists 3 things
the basement goblins aren't even trying anymore.

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>>170529765
either it's an awful troll, or he made a mistake typing
if you can't even give the benefit of the doubt on that, then talking to you is a waste of everybodys time

>soylent is so filled with estrogen it's bad for you!
>*gorges on hormone injected meat and dairy*
>*drinks soda and energy drinks fused with HFCS*
>haha im so healthy unlike those dirty soylent drinkers

>>170529960
who are you quoting?

>>170529957
There are more phytoestrogens in preservatives than there are in soy. Foods with preservatives are consumed en masse by almost everyone.

Just admit that you people are retarded hypocrites.

>>170529957
>he made a mistake typing
Even if he made a mistake typing, there are far more than 3 "properties to soylent". The guy has no idea what he's even writing.

>>170530230
sorry, should have included the word 'relevant'
forgot where I was

Do you eat any foods with vegetable oils, trans-fats, alcohols, dairy, bread or chocolate?

Congratulations, you're consuming a shitload of phytoestrogens. Have fun being a tranny!

Rosa Labs shills OUT

>srg actually believes the only food that contains estrogens is soy
>srg actually believes that none of the food they eat contains soy or other estrogen rich chemicals
the delusion is real.

>>170530664
Explain all deranged trannies (the ones who haven't killed themselves yet) consuming soylent then.

>>170530874
I don't need to explain it, because I'm not the one making an affirmative claim. The burden of proof falls on you. And so far you've utterly and laughably failed at proving anything.

>>170530967
0.50$ have been deposited on your bank account.

Phytoestrogens are a red herring. The real problem with Soylent is that it isn't a suitable replacement for a healthy and balanced diet. Soylent themselves discourage users from consuming nothing but Soylent.

Speedrunning.

>>170530664
i just drank half a bottle of soy sauce and don't feel any girlier man, what are you going on about oh fuck i need a dick in my ass right now where are the tall muscular men

>>170531771
>The real problem with Soylent is that it isn't a suitable replacement for a healthy and balanced diet.
Of course, but what does that have to do with becoming a tranny? 90% of the western world has a shitty imbalanced diet and less than 1% of them are trannies.

Imagine falling low enough to use the hand pain meme.

>>170532465
And that one 1% just happens to consume soylent.
What a (((coincidence))).

>>170525429
oh look it's another "big jon pity party" episode. Will this nigga never stop whining?

The Medievil Coincidence

>>170535241
>And that one 1% just happens to consume soylent.
source?

>And now the thread is on page 10
source?