Hollow Knight

>>170204577
Can someone please help me:
>>369481682

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>first for Bro

Got the mantis claws, where do I go next?

>>369485858
Always end up posting questions at the same time the new threads pop up

>>170204579
W-what happens to him afterwards? When I returned all that was left was his sword, did he drown himself or something or just wandered off somewhere.

I love this game. However, sometimes I get a little tired of these "everything is going wrong and you're going to be sad no matter what" plot lines with all this hidden lore. It's so hard to continue forward when I can't even imagine is going to happen to all the cute little grubs I've been rescuing. My crossroads got infected randomly and I immediately went to their room thinking I was going to have to kill them all since they were sick now. My heart can't take all the let down and disappoint.

>>170204577
I'm waiting for the Switch version!!!

>>170204579
>He compliments you
>Then say he really like how quietly I take his praises

I hope you took your time before getting up.

>>170204577

So, I just got to Colosseum for the first time, but I went kinda out of the way and did Deepnest and some other things without finding the upgraded nail and what not by accident, completely overlooked City of Tears.

Finally got to the Colosseum, but I heard there was some kinda of problem going on in there, can someone clarify?

>>170204580
Either City of Tears (last place you saw Hornet) or Deepnest (After the Mantis Boss).

I recommend going to the Deepnest, getting the Tram Pass, then going to the City of Tears.

>>170204582
He quit the warrior life.
After Teacher events, his memories got back and his age.
Prob dead is also an ending for him

>>170204583
>I can't even imagine is going to happen to all the cute little grubs I've been rescuing.
They get a happy ending, kinda.

Just finished everything. I didn't want it to end.

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>Hornet_Room
wait whaat

>>170204587
>Mantis boss

There's a boss for this area? Where?

>>170204581
just ignore him when you see him being chewed on and come back later attack mask to trigger

>>170204579
Who's this dude? I don't think I've ever found him and I've already been to blue lake.

>>170204591
That's hilarious.
Where is it?

>>170204589
Well, one of them does.

>just finished white palace
wtf I hate saws now

>>170204591
Literally where

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>>170204595
Does not seems to be in the game

The fat lady that sells the charms tells me that if I equip the right stuff together they will "shine" and be more powerfull. Do they literally shine or do they just get more powerfull and I have to assume they did?

>>170204593
What?

>>170204586
If you're on v.1.05 then there's a bug the means you won't get rewards from the Colosseum locking you out of 100% completion, so just make sure you're on the latest patch.

>>170204599
>lierally a big black D

>>170204600
try equipping more charms than your limit

force it
keep doing until the game accepts

>>170204586
I think it's been fixed for the latest versions (.6 and onwards?) but sometimes people wouldn't get the pale ore.

Also, for me in the third trial some of the fireballs threw at some point stayed in the air and never disappeared even if I touched them.

>>170204592
Literally the lowest area of mantis village. It's a cage where you fight the 3 mantis lord. I recommend upgrading your weapon before trying it.

>>170204599
Maybe it'll be for the second campaign.

>>170204606
>upgrading your weapon before trying i

That completely unnecessary.
He has to get back there for the cran pass anyway might as well just pick it up.

Anyone got the map?
Trying to go back through the game and find the shit I missed. Bosses are wrecking my shit with only one nail upgrade though

>>170204602
>>170204605

Aight, sounds good, I'm on the .6 and reading the news about the "beta" .7

>>170204604

Not the same poster, but oh boy, I'm scared I'll break a charm, but I gotta try.

>>170204606
Maybe I'm retarded but all I found was the room with a bunch of mushrooms.

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>>170204609

>>170204604

This sound really retarded.

>>369485787

Fast almost non-telegraphed attacks. Like when you expect her to do a diagonal dive, move in and she does aoe attack out of nowhere. There is also her screams, which i can't resist to take as cues, but they are actually misleading as fuck.

And im probably too tilted to continue trying for now

>>170204608
It's like a 5 minute walk from the mantis village. The first upgrade doesn't even require pale ore.

It'll take a fucking long time to kill them all with an unupgraded weapon.

They got more than 10 times the kickstarter money now, they have literally no excuse to not deliver on the 2nd playable character.

>>170204611
>>170204612
Look in the map if you're not afraid of spoilers. It's the tall room with the 3 dicks.

>>170204612
Thanks family

>got dream nail
>assume I am almost done with the game because most metroidvanias are only 8 or so hours long
>glance at previous thread
>maybe a quarter of the map revealed

Wow

>>170204613
You take more damage though.

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>>170204616
>Yfw the second character is Zote.

>>170204619
And the map doesn't even cover all the areas.

>>170204616
>They got more than 10 times the kickstarter money now
How do you figure?

>>170204621
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Any tips for fighting the Dung Defender? Other than gitting gud, obviously.
I keep smashing right into his shit balls.

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>>170204579
>to live an age, but remember so little

Man, Quarrel is really really old. The Watcher clearly put some magical spell on him that halted his aging, and it seems to have been undone when you absorbed the Watcher.
He even talks slower and with a more raspy voice when you meet him here.

He probably died of extremely old age shortly after this as the spell finally caught up to him.
I'm not crying. I'm just crying

>>170204621
Of course, who else but Zote the Mighty, holder of the mystical nail Life Ender could defeat the countless treacherous foes that the wicked kingdom still holds.

>>170204625
spam attacking right at his face

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can anyone tell me where to go? im past deepnest near the place where you get the tram past. I haven't bought the key from the store yet or the lantern to travel to the darker places in deepnest

>>170204625
I'm fairly certain you can slash the shit balls.

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I can hear the maggot here but no idea where he is.

>>170204625
You need to step back a little bit when he's starts to throw his shit balls. I believe if you have the long nail charm you are able to hit him while he's throwing the balls withouht getting hurt.

You can also get those blue charms that give you a shitload of hp but you can't heal yourself as well as the other one that gives you more health when you sit on the bench.

>>170204623
Around 2k got the code from KS, Steamspy says there's about 26k sales on top of that.

>>170204632
He's above you. I believe you need to find the highest platform on your right side, and then use your crystal dash.

>>170204632
Crystal dash from the ledge on the other side.

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>>170204629
Did the same thing, only missing one grub...

>>170204616
it's revenue that matters for reinvestment, not income. and in particular, some of that income needs to actually compensate employees for K years of labor

i hope they deliver but one thing i really hate about kickstarter is that it forces people into "promises" that might make zero sense for them a couple years down the line. people shouldn't make promises like that and kickstarter heavily encourages them to do so

>>170204632
Jump on the highest platform on the right and crystal dash to the left.

>>170204633
Does the Mark of Pride have a bigger reach than Longnail?
Do they stack?

>>170204632

Where is that on the map?

>>170204634
28k OWNERS, all the kickstarter backers and press got it for free
median price is not $15

>>170204640
Yes and yes. It's part of my preferred setup.

>>170204640
Yes and yes.

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>>170204635
Thanks, I would never guessed myself.

>>170204640
I don't know, I only have the long nail.

>>170204634
And at $10 a pop after Steam's cut that's 260k, about six times the KS money.

>>170204607
>second campaign
Isn't it just going to be Hornet and Zote playable through the same game?

>>170204642
>28k OWNERS, all the kickstarter backers and press got it for free
The game isn't very well covered and the credits mention 2800-something backers. So about 20-25k people bought it

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well /v/

would you?

>>170204638
>tfw still waiting on Shovel Knight content

It's great stuff, but just fucking start a new game at this point.

>>170204621
>filename
you fucking take that back

>>170204650
Yes, but I like Cornifer too much as a friend to actually do it.

I would fuck my half-sister though.

>>170204650
Where do you think you are?

>>170204650
I would never steal her away from Cornifer, so no.
I would however buy her a bigger home.
I got no other use for all that fuggin' Geo.

This game seems to be really charming but I have zero urge to play it

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>>170204650
I'm usually not the type of person to oversexualize video game characters, but everything about her design and voice screams "disinterested handjob."

So yes, absolutely. Cornifer's a lucky bug.

>>170204653
>Half sister
???

>>170204658
Hornet is actually your half sister

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OK /HKG/
i need some help.
I am missing some charms. I taught by the end i will have them.

>i am almost ending the game(except the arena) and i am missing pic related

Halp.

>>170204659
What the fuck
When is this revealed
I though you weren't even an actual creature

>Inb4 when they release Hornet as a PC, it includes an entirely reworked game world to before everything fell apart and is all about her training
>An entire host of new Waifus

>>170204653
>>170204655
>tfw she is happier with cornifer at the end of the game and wants to join him on an adventure
I'm glad their marriage is ok

>>170204660
The Mark of Pride charm is found in the room where you fought the Mantis Lords, on the right hand side there's now a room you can accept after the fight.

>>170204663
>At the end of the game
You never dream nailed her? She's very happy with her life, if slightly bored.

>>170204660
Row 2, 4th over is Spell Twister from the Soul Sanctum.
Row 2, last one is Mark of Pride which you get from the room to the right in the Mantis Lord's Chamber after beating them.

>>170204660
Deepnest, beneath the working tram.

>>170204613

It's not a glitch, it's by design.

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>>170204660
The ones people usually don't find are these...

strange

Someone asked for that:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pyR3rCSwp5

If I beat the first two rounds of the Colosseum on an earlier build am I fucked out of the notch/ore even if I update and play through them again?

>>170204660
The charm on the right of the three breakables charms is found in the Soul Sanctum. When you reach the "top" of the area (as in, the highest hallway you can access, just jump at the ceiling until you discover a secret path.

For the second half of the Kingsoul, upgrade your dream nail and go to the palace ground.

Where do I get a light for the caves?

>>170204661
It is implied
The White Lady refers the Hornet as the Gendered Child
Around first encounter iirc she implies that the Hornet is pretty much the same as the MC but not completely the same
This implies that she is also made of void but not completely(maybe half actual creature like bug?)
Either way, she is pretty much half void half something non void

Where can I get a third key? I've used one for Jiji and one for the waterways. I found one in the storeroom and bought another from the shopkeep. Am I just locked out of Marissa now?

HOW DO I KILL THE LAVA SPITTING SPIDER BOSS THING IN THE FORGOTTEN CROSSROADS

>Projectiles take up entire half of the arena
>Trying to get to the other side of the arena will get you smacked by his sword
>He'll still fucking jump on you

how the heck do i git gud ??

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>>170204653
>>170204655
>>170204663
I bet Cornifer's extremely large and long mouth nose thing has something to do with the marriage lasting so long

>>170204668

So if I force the charms even when I have no more slots it will make me take more damage from enemies? what.

>>170204673
Sly in Dirtmouth sells you one for 1800 Geo.
You did save him from his Stupor over in the abandoned village lower-right of Crossroads, right?

>>170204661

Are you retarded or did you not realize "The Gendered Child" is Hornet?

>>170204674
Is that the same as being siblings?

>>170204679
no

>>170204676

That's an optional boss. Try coming back to it when you've gained a few abilities.

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This is my map right now (I explored some of the fog caves but couldn't find the cartographer)

I only have the dash item and can't quite figure where to go.

>>170204681
She also calls HK "our sibling" when talking to you before the true end fight.

>>170204677
Proboscis, Anon. Proboscis.
>>170204676
When he jumps, run/dash under him.
When he spits huge globs, jump over him between when the huge glob fires and when it comes back onto screen. It goes that high.
Get the Dash from Greenpath first to make your life 100% easier.

>>170204678

How about you actually try to fucking do it before you ask stupid-ass questions about how it works you dumb cunt.

You can't Overcharm unless you have at least one slot empty.

When you do it the menu literally flashes and the word OVERCHARM appears.

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>>170204684
>playing with KB+M

>>170204684
fungal wastes to get the wall-jump, my dude

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>>170204669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16cRrUlGm6a

>>170204676

Get the doubled hit-invulnerability charm.

Stand inside him.

Hold up.

Mash attack.

With 6 HP you can kill him with a non-upgraded nail.

>>170204674
The Midwife says she was part of the deal between the King and Herrah the Beast

Big spoiler
The ending where she help you kills the Hollow Knight and you become the next Vessel (but don't kill Radiance) and end up locked with her acting as the seal from the inside of the temple is called "Sealed Siblings"

>>170204681
>>170204685
I'm pretty sure the King did something horrible relating to Void and the Queen that created Hornet.

>>170204688
I'm using a controller, just had keys come up while I was alt tabbing and shit

>>170204690
Thank you for the sweet song, I actually nailed her

>>170204695
>nailed her
faggot

>>170204690
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16cRrUlGm6a
I'm such a sucker for opera vocals in my vidya.

>>170204681
That's why he said half-sister

everyone down in the abyss, also the hollow knight, is the same as you, so pretty much your brother.
also, Lost Kin looks like you but a bit older and different mask, also the name Kin and Broken Vessel further implies the relation
also, the true ending

>>170204689
I meant more like a hint of where in there on the map because I swear I explored where I could. got cock blocked by bouncy mushrooms I couldn't get through yet

>>170204698
If she's like us why she wanted to kill us at first? She even killed one of our brothers (you can see his corpse in her arena)

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Question: why don't we actually create a thread in vg with popuar links (like maps, all charms, etc) in the parent post?

>>170204684
explore the lower half of fungal wastes

>>170204691
>>170204686
thanks

so basically sequel with Queen Hornet when?

>>170204671

Anyone? Should I just start a new save after updating?

>>170204664
>>170204666
LOL
What?
I am in the room i and fking slashed all walls... not room on the right side.???
i only found a room on the left with blue HP.

>>170204667
what is there?

>>170204699
bouncy mushrooms are a puzzle you can solve right now, no special skills required

>>170204701
Because /vg/ is death of everything. The game is a week old, don't kill it yet.

>>170204699
Mantis Village. It's the bottom-most section of the Fungal Wastes. Main Entrance is up through the big Mushroom room, right, down past the City Gate and then around the bend into Mantis Village.

>>170204699
If you attack those mushrooms, they bounce you further. If you jump and attack down over them, they bounce you up super high.

>>170204701
Generals are usually for talking about everything, mostly waifus, but the game. We actually want to talk about the game and help people, so we use /v/

>>170204699
you just gotta keep going down. go deep into the mantis village when you get there too. there's no reason why you can't beat that area

>>170204700
because she is trying to hide the MC's past from him, at least until he proves her worthy of it (second fight)
though why she wanted to hide it from us in the first place, i don't know

>>170204710
>>170204707
well now Im a massive idiot and just realized I can attack downward. Thanks.

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Well, my dear niggers, I went through every asset game had and I can say that except probably one or 2 things - it is all in the game.

They either put all they had or didn't left any leftovers

>>170204706
From the vertical Chamber that you fight the Lords in, there is a doorway on the right wall, not a breakable wall, a normal doorway. Inside is a bunch of Geo, a Bench, and the Mark of Pride. A Mantis locks you out of it from just inside this room if you visit it before beating the Lords.
>>170204700
That guy was long-dead. She was paying respects. As for you, you are like a Ghost come out of nowhere, a reminder of what lies below. She wants you dead because she thinks you don't belong and that you are only a problem.

>>170204714
There's a bunch of content not in the game, they just didn't leave the files.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lbFP8i730

Guys, what happens whhen you're overcharmed

So does this game just always auto-save or what? You can't just quit the game and load a previous save?

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summarize your experience with this game so far in one picture

>>170204716
Wrong trailer, nerd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS-v4NMQkBg

>>170204715
Yep i remb. Thx a lot.

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>>170204719

>>170204718
if you alt-f4 you can rewind to your last save point. saves only happen when you rest at a bench, which includes every time you die

you can use this to e.g. scum the flower quest

>>170204718
I thought it saves whenever you sit on a bench.

>>170204717
You take double damage IIRC.

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But this thing is not in the game

>>170204724
So did I, but I just fought some weird fly mini boss and did shitty so I wanted to reload and try it again and it was already dead

Seems kind of lame

>>170204725
I see, thanks.

How do I get to Crystal Guardian Mk 2
I have everything except him and a mask shard. I can't reach any solid wall with double jump, I just slide down the path.

>>170204726
? those are in deepnest

>>170204726
it is though

except not the dead version I think because they're unkillable.

>>170204726
Are you fucking stupid?
Yes it very well is. There's dozens of them in Deepnest.

>>170204726
That's the environmental hazard in deepnest, not an enemy.

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>>170204719

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Precept One: Always Win Your Battles. Losing a battle earns you nothing and teaches you nothing. Win your battles, or dont engage in them at all!
Precept Two: Never Let Them Laugh at You. Fools laugh at everything, even at their superiors. But beware, laughter isnt harmless! Laughter spreads like a disease, and soon everyone is laughing at you. You need to strike at the source of this perverse merriment quickly to stop it from spreading.
Precept Three: Always Be Rested. Fighting and adventuring take their toll on your body. When you rest, your body strengthens and repairs itself. The longer you rest, the stronger you become.
Precept Four: Forget Your Past. The past is painful, and thinking about your past can only bring you misery. Think about something else instead, such as the future, or some food.
Precept Five: Strength Beats Strength. Is your opponent strong? No matter! Simply overcome their strength with even more strength, and theyll soon be defeated.
Precept Six: Choose Your Own Fate. Our elders teach that our fate is chosen for us before we are even born. I disagree.
Precept Seven: Mourn Not the Dead. When we die, do things get better for us or worse? Theres no way to tell, so we shouldnt bother mourning. Or celebrating for that matter.
Precept Eight: Travel Alone. You can rely on nobody, and nobody will always be loyal. Therefore, nobody should be your constant companion.
Precept Nine: Keep Your Home Tidy. Your home is where you keep your most prized possession - yourself. Therefore, you should make an effort to keep it nice and clean.
Precept Ten: Keep Your Weapon Sharp. I make sure that my weapon, Life Ender, is kept well-sharpened at all times. This makes it much easier to cut things.
Precept Eleven: Mothers Will Always Betray You. This precept explains itself.
Precept Twelve: Keep Your Cloak Dry. If your cloak gets wet, dry it as soon as you can. Wearing wet cloaks is unpleasant, and can lead to illness.

>>170204731
You can kill them.

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>>170204733
>>170204730
>>170204731
>>170204732
>>170204733
I fucked up.
I meant this

The Shroom lore tables

>>170204729
it's a really simple jump up from the room with the bench, you're probably in the wrong room

>>170204728

It's important to note that a lot of basic attacks hit you for 1.5 and that gets rounded down to 1 mask of damage.

With Overcharm, those hits will do 3 damage to you.

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Precept Thirteen: Never Be Afraid. Fear can only hold you back. Facing your fears can be a tremendous effort. Therefore, you should just not be afraid in the first place.
Precept Fourteen: Respect Your Superiors. If someone is your superior in strength or intellect or both, you need to show them your respect. Dont ignore them or laugh at them.
Precept Fifteen: One Foe, One Blow. You should only use a single blow to defeat an enemy. Any more is a waste. Also, by counting your blows as you fight, youll know how many foes youve defeated.
Precept Sixteen: Dont Hesitate. Once youve made a decision, carry it out and dont look back. Youll achieve much more this way.
Precept Seventeen: Believe In Your Strength. Others may doubt you, but theres someone you can always trust. Yourself. Make sure to believe in your own strength, and you will never falter.
Precept Eighteen: Seek Truth in the Darkness. This precept also explains itself.
Precept Nineteen: If You Try, Succeed. If youre going to attempt something, make sure you achieve it. If you do not succeed, then you have actually failed! Avoid this at all costs.
Precept Twenty: Speak Only the Truth. When speaking to someone, it is courteous and also efficient to speak truthfully. Beware though that speaking truthfully may make you enemies. This is something youll have to bear.
Precept Twenty-One: Be Aware of Your Surroundings. Dont just walk along staring at the ground! You need to look up every so often, to make sure nothing takes you by surprise.
Precept Twenty-Two: Abandon the Nest. As soon as I could, I left my birthplace and made my way out into the world. Do not linger in the nest. There is nothing for you there.
Precept Twenty-Three: Identify the Foes Weak Point. Every foe you encounter has a weak point, such as a crack in their shell or being asleep. You must constantly be alert and scrutinising your enemy to detect their weakness!

>>170204736
HOW?

>>170204738
Which bench?

>>170204737
hmm, i remember seeing that pipe in fungal wastes. maybe it reacts if you have the shroom badge equipped, like the one in kingdom's edge?

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>>170204719

>>170204742

The central one near the peak.

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Precept Twenty-Four: Strike the Foes Weak Point. Once you have identified your foes weak point as per the previous precept, strike it. This will instantly destroy them.
Precept Twenty-Five: Protect Your Own Weak Point. Be aware that your foe will try to identify your weak point, so you must protect it. The best protection? Never having a weak point in the first place.
Precept Twenty-Six: Dont Trust Your Reflection. When peering at certain shining surfaces, you may see a copy of your own face. The face will mimic your movements and seems similar to your own, but I dont think it can be trusted.
Precept Twenty-Seven: Eat As Much As You Can. When having a meal, eat as much as you possibly can. This gives you extra energy, and means you can eat less frequently.
Precept Twenty-Eight: Dont Peer Into the Darkness. If you peer into the darkness and cant see anything for too long, your mind will start to linger over old memories. Memories are to be avoided, as per Precept Four.
Precept Twenty-Nine: Develop Your Sense of Direction. Its easy to get lost when travelling through winding, twisting caverns. Having a good sense of direction is like having a magical map inside of your head. Very useful.
Precept Thirty: Never Accept a Promise. Spurn the promises of others, as they are always broken. Promises of love or betrothal are to be avoided especially.
Precept Thirty-One: Disease Lives Inside of Dirt. Youll get sick if you spend too much time in filthy places. If you are staying in someone elses home, demand the highest level of cleanliness from your host.
Precept Thirty-Two: Names Have Power. Names have power, and so to name something is to grant it power. I myself named my nail Life Ender. Do not steal the name I came up with! Invent your own!
Precept Thirty-Three: Show the Enemy No Respect. Being gallant to your enemies is no virtue! If someone opposes you, they dont deserve respect or kindness or mercy.

>>170204736
i'm sorry what
the only usefulness i can get from them is nail jumping and dream nail for soul

>>170204745
Oh.
Yeah.

How the fuck did I miss this?
How the fuck do you fight this guy holy shit I died instantly.

>>170204742
the one in the room where you originally fought him

it's specifically not at the very top of crystal peak, if you're trying there that's just where you fall through when you superdash left from hollownest's crown

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>>170204719

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Precept Thirty-Four: Dont Eat Immediately Before Sleeping. This can cause restlessness and indigestion. Its just common sense.
Precept Thirty-Five: Up is Up, Down is Down. If you fall over in the darkness, it can be easy to lose your bearing and forget which way is up. Keep this precept in mind!
Precept Thirty-Six: Eggshells are brittle. Once again, this precept explains itself.
Precept Thirty-Seven: Borrow, But Do Not Lend. If you lend and are repayed, you gain nothing. If you borrow but do not repay, you gain everything.
Precept Thirty-Eight: Beware the Mysterious Force. A mysterious force bears down on us from above, pushing us downwards. If you spend too long in the air, the force will crush you against the ground and destroy you. Beware!
Precept Thirty-Nine: Eat Quickly and Drink Slowly. Your body is a delicate thing and you must fuel it with great deliberation. Food must go in as fast as possible, but fluids at a slower rate.
Precept Forty: Obey No Law But Your Own. Laws written by others may inconvenience you or be a burden. Let your own desires be the only law.
Precept Forty-One: Learn to Detect Lies. When others speak, they usually lie. Scrutinise and question them relentlessly until they reveal their deceit.
Precept Forty-Two: Spend Geo When You Have It. Some will cling onto their Geo, even taking it into the dirt with them when they die. It is better to spend it when you can, so you can enjoy various things in life.
Precept Forty-Three: Never Forgive. If someone asks forgiveness of you, for instance a brother of yours, always deny it. That brother, or whoever it is, doesnt deserve such a thing.
Precept Forty-Four: You Can Not Breathe Water. Water is refreshing, but if you try to breathe it you are in for a nasty shock.

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>>170204719

>>170204751
Why are you doing this? ;_;

>>170204748
imo equip shaman stone and try to nuke him fast with descending darkness

>>170204748

Don't overthink it, he telegraphs his attacks very obviously.

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Precept Forty-Five: One Thing Is Not Another. This one should be obvious, but Ive had others try to argue that one thing, which is clearly what it is and not something else, is actually some other thing, which it isnt. Stay on your guard!
Precept Forty-Six: The World is Smaller Than You Think. When young, you tend to think that the world is vast, huge, gigantic. Its only natural. Unfortunately, its actually quite a lot smaller than that. I can say this, now having travelled everywhere in the land.
Precept Forty-Seven: Make Your Own Weapon. Only you know exactly what is needed in your weapon. I myself fashioned Life Ender from shellwood at a young age. It has never failed me. Nor I it.
Precept Forty-Eight: Be Careful With Fire. Fire is a type of hot spirit that dances about recklessly. It can warm you and provide light, but it will also singe your shell if it gets too close.
Precept Forty-Nine: Statues are Meaningless. Do not honour them! No one has ever made a statue of you or I, so why should we pay them any attention?
Precept Fifty: Dont Linger on Mysteries. Some things in this world appear to us as puzzles. Or enigmas. If the meaning behind something is not immediately evident though, dont waste any time thinking about it. Just move on.
Precept Fifty-One: Nothing is Harmless. Given the chance, everything in this world will hurt you. Friends, foes, monsters, uneven paths. Be suspicious of them all.
Precept Fifty-Two: Beware the Jealousy of Fathers. Fathers believe that because they created us we must serve them and never exceed their capabilities. If you wish to forge your own path, you must vanquish your father. Or simply abandon him.
Precept Fifty-Three: Do Not Steal the Desires of Others. Every creature keeps their desires locked up inside of themselves. If you catch a glimpse of anothers desires, resist the urge to claim them as your own. It will not lead you to happiness.

>>170204754
>>170204755
Yeah I just rushed him down this time. He dies pretty fast to level 5 sword actually.

I could have seen him being difficult 10 hours ago.

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Precept Fifty-Four: If You Lock Something Away, Keep the Key. Nothing should be locked away for ever, so hold onto your keys. You will eventually return and unlock everything you hid away.
Precept Fifty-Five: Bow to No-one. There are those in this world who would impose their will on others. They claim ownership over your food, your land, your body, and even your thoughts! They have done nothing to earn these things. Never bow to them, and make sure to disobey their commands.
Precept Fifty-Six: Do Not Dream. Dreams are dangerous things. Strange ideas, not your own, can worm their way into your mind. But if you resist those ideas, sickness will wrack your body! Best not to dream at all, like me.
Precept Fifty-Seven: Obey All Precepts. Most importantly, you must commit all of these precepts to memory and obey them all unfailingly. Including this one! Hmm. Have you truly listened to everything Ive said? Lets start again and repeat the Fifty-Seven Precepts of Zote

>>170204748
Jump over his death lasers. You have double jump now, so it's easy to wait for one to aim at you, then jump over and land well after it ends.
>>170204756
>52 and 53
Pls. Stahp.

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>>170204719

Is there a list of ore locations? Missing 2 for 3rd upgrade

<entry name="GIRAFFE_CORPSE">...Please... Not food...</entry>

Wait what, Willoh can die?

>>170204735
I was amused they actually wrote out all 57. The funny thing is a lot of them are actually really helpful general tips/knowledge about metroidvanias.

>>170204612
Jesus fucking christ. That shit is big

>>170204764
And that map is missing stuff

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>>170204719

>>170204762
It's what the corpse next to Willoh head in the ceiling says when you dream nail it.

>>170204764
>>170204612
Is there a Castlevania/Metroid map as big as this?

>>170204577
What is this game about?

>missing 1 mask shard and 1 vessel fragment

Fug :DDDDD
No seriously, I've exhausted so many options. I cannot think of where to look.

>>170204769
Okay, okay
Dark Souls
But bugs
Except it's a metroidvania

>>170204748
Git gud at dodging telegraphed lasers. The Dark Souls adage of don't over-commit and get hit still applies here, because you'll need it when it comes to The Radiance. Its better to get in two attacks and not get hit than it is to try and sneak in a third, especially when fighting bosses where you may not have many chances to focus.

>>170204764
There's a pretty large amount of content in the game. My first playthrough was like 20 hours for 85%.

>>170204770
Worst is you probably were already in the room so looking for missed map spots won't even work. I just found recently a grub at the very entry because you need double jump to get it.

>>170204770
Have you met the grey mourner or found the donation bin?

>>170204770
Willing to bet it's the shard from the Grey Mourner/flower quest and the fragment from the king's fountain.

>>170204770
I know your pain

Im at 99% but still missing a vessel fragment and no idea where to look

>>170204768
la-mulana is still the biggest, and will probably always be the biggest unless someone is gripped by a comparable madness

What does freeing the worms in the forgotten crossroads do?

These sawblade jumping puzzles in the White City are really starting to piss me off.

>>170204769
it's a metroidvania, and i mean an actual metroidvania, not a "metroidvania." there's a ton of routes, alternate paths into areas, secrets etc. there's no obvious critical path and any two players will probably end up finding things in a different order. it has very, very good route design

>>170204778
The grubs in glass containers? Nothing bad I assure you, people just need to play the game and stop asking questions so early on. I'll tell you this much, another grub is looking for them and will reward you for them, just fucking look around, man.

>>170204779
there's secret paths to circumvent many of them

but yeah, that area sucked

>>170204770
most likely the donation fountain

>>170204774
>>170204775
Nope, those are done.
Half the reason I'm so lost. I have all of the "obscure" ones, so now I need the totally obvious ones I missed by not paying attention somewhere stupid.

>>170204783
Huh, shit man. Wish I had a better memory, because I'm only missing the Grey Mourner one myself. You could always turn the music down a bit and keep an ear out for the audio queues.

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Holy shit that was awesome.

>>170204785
So satisfying

What do I need to have to open that door in the abyss?

Lifeblood charm, Jodi's, or a combination on?

Glad to see that demon's souls is saving western indieshit

>>170204784
97% and it feels so bitter. Other 1% is the Radiance.

Literally just missing two fragments and then I can 100%. Baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

Which boss has the best OST?

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How do I get there?

>>170204791
Go down a room and find a breakable wall.

>>170204787
Both is optimal, you need a shit ton of health to open the door. Might even need fragile health if you don't have enough mask upgrades.

>>170204787
15 blue hearts obtained by any means. Jodi's is mandatory, there are two other charms that give you 2 health each and you can kill some butterflies if you're still short.

>>170204787
14 blue HP. How you get them is irrelevant

>>170204790
Hollow Knight and Mantis Lords

>>170204792
Thanks!

>>170204785
FLCL

>>170204606
That boss is so much fun, I want to fight them again.

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So Anons, I have 142/144 completed. I assume the last two I need are in the final area?

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I'm about to purchase this but I need to know if I need analog sticks to play it.

>>170204800
Nope, there's 146, have fun.

>>170204800
Final boss and true ending final boss.

>>170204801
Works fine with KBM

>>170204800
Theres 146 in total. You're missing two bosses and two regular monsters.

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>>170204704
>sequel involving Hornet

I wouldn't be suprised if Hornet being a female half-hollow doesn't become plot relevant at some point

I'm all but expecting a reveal where hornet will probably give birth to/undergo metamorphosis into the new god-soverign of insect kind after accumilating enough dream/soul stuff or something

spoilered for autism and also I'm extremely suprised honeyants never appeared in-game considering the ORANGE infection

>>170204804
I have a controller but it has no sticks, just a dpad.

>>170204802
Are you trolling or serious? I hope it's the former.

>>170204803
I've got the Void Heart, will I see both of them?

>>170204801
na you don't
it's perfectly good using keyboard and mouse, at least for me

>>170204808
>will I see both of them?

Yes

>>170204807
It's a 2d platformer, you can't move laterally.

>>170204805
FUCK. Oh well, time to find those two enemies. Wonder where they are, I did the gold cunt and the ones you interact with.

>>170204785
Hollow Knight was based as fuck
>Halfway through his fight he starts stabbing himself to hold the infection back and let you hit him

>>170204811
Yeah but Guacamelee requires the sticks for dodging, for example. Will I be ok without it?

>>170204814
Again, fully 2d platformer. You can't move laterally. You need 6 keys for attack, jump, dash, focus, super dash, dream nail, you can't move laterally, only 4 directional inputs. I guess you also need a start button or whatever.

>>170204812
Are you sure you did the one you have to interact with?
> Flies
> Abyss tentacles
>Worm
>Centipede

Have you done the plants firing at you in Greenpath? Both sorts. Check if you killed both kind of the armored bugs you need to pogo jump on, both kinds. And maybe the birds flying away when they see you.

>>170204815
Thanks, man. I'll be getting as soon as I finish Dawn of Sorrow.

go to /vg/ shills

>>170204818
Fucking cancerous piece of shit you're the doom of this place

>>170204819
Whatever you say shill
>>>/vg/

Does dropping your Geo into the fountain do anything?

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Beat this, nerds. I honestly don't know what happened, i just got the siblings ending.

>>170204820
>Oh no there's a thread in this irremediable cesspool of celeb console war and lewd posting that is talking about video games, better take a shit in it

>>170204821
You get a vessel fragment if you drop 3k.

>>170204591
>>170204595
>>170204599
>>170204598
Ok I went through Weaver's Den with Desolated Dive on every pixel and there is NOTHING

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>>170204719

>>170204760
I READ THAT DOUJIN

>>170204826
so then you "frew up"?

>starting to get the infinite damage dash glitch consistently

Nice. Actual speedruns soon.

ARENA no Pale ore. GoG version.

i know there were others like this in previous threads.
What is the fix?

>>170204827
>tfw no snake wife

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I finally beat that bitch a second time and recived the king's brand, shouldn't this shit open now?

>Siblings end is just vessel end with Hornet locked along with you.
T-thanks.

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>>170204719

Need some help, I just did the first trial at the colosseum, the trial of warriors or whatever it's called, and after I killed the two giant bugs, I got lots of geo but no charm notch like the challenge promised? Am I doing something wrong? Should I come back at a later time to get the notch? What's going on?

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What
the
fuck
am I supposed to do here?

I've lined it up as perfectly as humanely possible but I always get hit by the saws on the top and bottom.This fucking bit is impossible. What the hell do I do?

Who the fuck on the dev team thought this whole fucking section was a good idea?

>>170204832
Nope, different thing. I was confused too. Keep looking.

>>170204836
you git precise

Test

>>170204836
>I've lined it up as perfectly as humanely possible
No you haven't.

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>>170204719
I just started playing, I have no fucking idea what's happening or where am I supposed to go, every fucking place I visit branches into another two, I have no idea what am I doing.
I saved some worm in the jar, the fuck does it do?
I bought that golden egg from the fly guy, the fuck does it do?
I saw that the fly guy sells some mask fragment I can't afford, the fuck does it do?

>>170204836
you see those rails in the background? They're there so you can line yourself up with them.

>>170204836
Your whole head should be right above the horizontal line as you charge up.

>>170204841
If you feel lost, that's the point

>>170204836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHBqTqUywNE

I don't think that specific part has a skip though.

I'd hate the coliseum of fools fights less if the framerate did not shit itself during the jumping fights

>>170204830
you download the gog 1.0.0.6 update

>>170204822
Did you get the achievements too?

>>170204842
>>170204843
Fuckin hell I didn't even notice that. I was using the decor on the wall as a reference. I was about to break out a goddamn ruler.

Thanks guys

>>170204848
No, thankfully. I want to get them the legit way.

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>>170204816
Just did it there. I was actually missing:
>Durandoo
>Crystal Crawler

For some reason, I thought both of these guys couldn't be killed. Especially the Crystal Crawler.

>>170204848
I did (probably) the same thing, and no, you don't.

You get it by restarting the game after beating the final boss and beating him again. For some reason it gives you a really low time, mine was about 26 seconds.

>>170204846
I enjoyed dropping to 0fps and landing on the spikes.
Shame because otherwise the game is perfect.

80 minutes in, pretty good so far. Where did the mace bug from the false knight go though?

Also I'm already worried about not hitting le ebin sikrit ending in my first run. God dammit

>>170204854
You can't get locked out of the secret ending, so don't worry about it.

>>170204837
I think I found it

>>170204851
Also I feel pretty blue balled about not actually getting to fight The Hunter. I was getting hyped.

>>170204854
It's not really a secret. Even then, once you kill the final boss the game will restart you right before it, and nothing is locked out.

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>>170204846
>>170204853
you guys haven't truly experience the coliseum if you never had desycned waves

>>170204670
Thanks, where are you getting these from without background noise?

How the FUCK was anybody supposed to know about the hive without knowledge beforehand? It's so fucking hidden for it's enormous size

>>170204847
from where?
i can't officially
Pirated...

>>170204861
I found it with no prior knowledge cause I saw a damaged wall.

>>170204859
What do you even get for completing these? The first said a notch and the second said a rare metal (pale ore?) but every time it's just geo. Do I have to do it twice to get the better prize?

>>170204861
I found it just fine. Noticed the wall was cracked next to the small bee enemies I've never seen before.

>>170204695
>>170204696
I want to nail her if you know what I mean

is there a high jump later? I got to some high up places by luring flying enemies and then jumping off them.

>>170204864
the final one adds 1% towards completion % so you need to do it for 100%

>>170204861
i shot a spell at the bees and a wall happened to open up, kek

>>170204867
yes

>>170204859
I'll take that over any wave containing those cunt flies that shoot 3 orange blobs. I've seriously gotten hit more by those than anything else in the arena.

>>170204867
You get a double jump later

>>170204861
>I wonder where this tram will lead me
>Oh here's some bees
>Oh here's a giant structure with yellow light filtering out and all I can hear is a loud as fuck buzzing noise

I admit the entrance is bitchy, I found it on accident the first time I passed by because I accidentally launched my Soul spell on one bee

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>>170204859
What about this?
Ignore the Hiveblood cheese, I was redoing the last trial to help my Hunter Journal.

>>170204864
Did you pirate the game? You're supposed to get your prize after 1st and 2nd challenge, the last one only gives geo and an ahchievement. It was bugged for a while where you didnt get prizes, update your game if you didn't pirate. otherwise, sorry dude

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>mantis lords

Please tell me there's a rematch where you fight all 3 at once.

>>170204874
Got them too. I think they happen when you kill the sorcerer too fast.

>>170204875
Well I wanted to try before I buy. I was going to buy it anyway so I guess it's not too big a deal but I'm really close to 100%. Sucks but oh well.

>>170204877
Yeah, I believe that's true.

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>>170204874
yeah of course we are playing the same game

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>>170204876
>is there another mantis lord bossfight?
there is

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How do I make mushroom guy appear to me?

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>Looking through steam reviews
>See this
Fucking wow

>>170204883
A lot of the negative reviews are people shitting on the difficulty in some way or having to do "too much backtracking" or enemies being "too annoying to fight" it's fucking hilarious. and sad.

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>>170204884
I tried filtering by negative only and i think i have cancer now.

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These guys are the last entry I need

How do kill them

>>170204770
Try the bottom of the forgotten crossroads, directly under the hotsprings

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Does anyone know when they will fix the controller issues?

>>170204886
You don't, you can find the body of a dead one left and then down from the tramway.

>>170204886
You don't kill them. They're a hidden Hunter Journal entry, gotten by inspecting them in a specific location in Deepnest.

>>170204577
What the fuck do I do here?

>>170204891
Ram it in.

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>>170204891

>>170204891
I think I saw this image on /pol/ once

>>170204612
>"complete" map
It's missing atleast one map guy marker and a mask shard

>>170204885
I want to love you, Hollow Knight . . .

. . .but I'm not going to spend two hours wandering a zone before I stumble across the ability to pull up a map menu. Exploring is fun. Walking through the same areas over and over because you can't tell where you haven't been is not.

This is one of more painful unistalls I've had to do.

>people like this buy metroidvania games

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Guys I'm stuck where do I go?

>>170204612
>that one grub inbetween kingdom's edge and hive on the map
how the fuck do i get there reeee

>>170204892
>>170204893
>>170204894
Fuck wrong image. I can't find it no idea what the fuck happened.

So what's the best way to farm Geo early on? I think the 3 knights that respawn in the greenpath close to each other are pretty good with 160 total without the booster fragile charm, got me loadse mone with that

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A FUCKING BENCH POSE

>>170204882
the mushroom guy doesn't appear there
>>170204898
inside hive super dash + double jump up

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>enter Deepnest
>see something in the darkness

Furshit.

Where is the shop key?

Where's the map for resting grounds?

>>170204903
Enjoy the ride.

>>170204889
In the same place we get the edge dash?

>>170204901
CUTE
CUTE

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>>170204903
>walk near an object
>spiders burst from the ground

>>170204908
In the same room, but on the left end side of it.

>>170204906
i think its bugged and he doesn't appear in the stag station area. in 0.7 beta it shows his paper trail there just get the map from his wife

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>>170204909

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>>170204911
Thanks. Now I'm literally fucked because the entries left are guys that despawned after the infection like this one

>>170204902
thank anon, that one drove me crazy

>>170204914
You can still find one on the top left of the crossroads.

What's in the Weaver's Nest?
After that fucking ridiculous jump, I found a broken wall that just has a spider web with a symbol and nothing else. Is it a story zone only?

>>170204916
Top right* fuck

>>170204884
>>170204883
I personally find the difficulty could've been higher, I did the Mantis lords easily without upgraded nail, only died 2 times.
I found it pretty fun actually when 2 of them came down at once. I tried using the shield + thorns charm in there for fun and that saved my ass a few times actually.

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COMFY

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>>170204719
The boss fights are really frustrating.

>>170204719
Apart from the performance hiccups with a GTX 1060 (6GB), I fucking love this game.

>>170204917
GET OUT

How come when I used a downward attack on the board in the crystal caves it didn't break? Right above where there's a crystallized bug. Did it twice before using all my juice. Is that a glitch or something?

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>>170204922
Forgot the picture, like a retard.

>>170204920
>people honestly prefer the fat tumblr bug over this perfection.