/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

SK are our guys

>>170187526

no its not

nobody wants to watch 5 hours game, unless you are some weeb shit faggot

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xth for Misfits

dupreeh is so blatant

can't wait for the day valve decides to ban him in the middle of a match

day of the rope soon hackercucks

>>170187685
what the fuck else do you have to do on a sunday evening

Deagle WILL BE NERFED after this event.

Gabe Newell, CEO of Valve Corporation

>look through my family sharing
>see some weird profile i dont remember
>takes couple tries to get the password right
>its some super old smurf (3 year service badge on steam)
>only game played is csgo with barely over 1 hour

top lmao
wish i found it before last major

>>170187825
some people actually have jobs and shits tomorrow you filthy NEET

>>170187912
>being a wage cuck
lmao

so who wins nuke?

>>170187825
I'm working a ten hours shift with the fucking flu, I want to kill myself

>>170187792
how the fuck would he even hack you fucking retard, there are cameras fucking everywhere, they cant install programs, etc

fuck off

>>170187792
Valve tournament winners wont ever be banned, the shitstorm would be too great
see flusha, he was immune because he won a major previously

>>170187960
Astralis

>>170188030
>le flusha hacks meme

back to reddin you go la

>>170187825
i have a girlfriend and my mom came to visit me, bo3 would have been much better

>>170187960
astralis

>>170187983
and you are making at least $10/hr. I live in second world country and making literally like $1.3/hr

>>170187912
i have work tomorrow too retard but i'm not fat so i don't have to sleep 12 hours a day

>>170187912
>being a Eurofag

heh

the games started at 9:30 am for me, it wont even be night time by the time its ov er

>>170188149
>la
fuck off with your /sp/ memes la

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>tfw your mom sends you 600 bucks because you are running low

>>170188152
sorry we didn't accommodate you normalfuck

>>170188152
>b-but my MOMMY!

kill yourself faggot lmao

>mfw I will never be a superior Dane
>mfw I don't have a face

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>>170188301
>>170188375
imagine being this fucking autistic

>>170188195
jesus christ why even bother to live
what do you work with and where? I'm doing menial factory work in Sweden and get 15 yurobucks an hour

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>tfw heaton wins mästarnas mästare

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Good night Astralis

why is niko so fat?

>>170188702
>Wanting to eb a fucking dog

>>170188748
>dude everyone must conform to my scheduled meeting time with my mommy

lmao and we're the autistic ones

>>170188818
>jesus christ why even bother to live
I have an EU citizenship too so I'm planing to emigrate if it doesnt get better.

>what do you work with and where?
I work in small local casino and my salary is 250e + ~50e tips, but im doing almost nothing for 8 hours since there are no so many people. And its not just my job, I have a friend working in local official Siemens factory and he gets like 400e with overtimes but he works his ass off.

>>170189130
shut it autismo

>>170189070
human gear hormone

>go for a run
>come back and shower
>faze cucks getting btfo

rofl

>>170189454
what country

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>>170189070
something happened, not sure what

Fyi gotards
BlackpoisoN aka the singular decent player in South Afrika is coming Merica. Bet he joins Optic.

>>170189946
Balkan.

>>170190045
>americucks are about to get BTFO by mkembe mutumbo who has a grand total of 13 other players to practice with at 350 ping

how can whitebois even compete?

>>170190012
Being able to afford food. YNk get fat too

>>170190012
money

mouse was probably paying him in shoes or whatever Bosniggers need

now he can finally eat

>>170190045

hes joining CLG, he'll be irrelevant

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>gotards cucked by danes

>>170190172
hes white. he practices in real life defending the bombsite (his house) from african raiders

niggers BTFO

>>170190207
He got fat in mouz, they feed in bratwürst

>>170190269
really? whats up with clg picking up these refugees?

>>170190045
Fuck the whole of bravado

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>BO5 GF
MY
FUCKKING
GIGASIDES
G O T A R D S

>>170190269
https://twitter.com/blackpoisoNcs/status/838444745479290880
CLG already has an IGL too

>>170190485
agree

should be bo7

>>170190565

Bo4 would work better to be honest.

What the fuck. Didnt this game start 3 hours ago? How is it going still

wow xyp9x's """"""""gamesense"""""""" sure seems natural

>>170190694
>Astralis wins 2 maps
>Faze wins next two

Who takes home the series?

https://twitter.com/jamesbardolph/status/838491069474013185

>kio 1-12

>>170190751
30 minute breaks between each half

>>170190694
yeah and in case of a tie play one more map
much better than this bo5 garbage

>>170190751
in map 2 Niko got "accidentally" VACbanned...apparently it was som glitch as per the commentators but it froze the tournament for like 45mins...

>>170190865
Ahh. Ok

>>170190883
Top kek. I'm sure that wont be investigated later only to be proven as a real ban

>>170190857
I miss the days when kio was blatantly hacking along with cuckly

Now he's trying to be clean and it's just not working baka

>>170190791

Obviously Faze, since they're an european team and Poland is a member of the EU.

>>170191013
>investigated later only to be proven as a real ban

LOL maybe..it was fuckin weird

>>170190853

Did he just slap a fish into a George Forman? That looks disgusting. I wouldn't even try clean it, just dump the whole thing.

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if u didnt have these as a teenager ur not a real gamer

discuss

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>>170191303
if u didn't have one of these u were and forever will be a scrub

if astralis takes pistols its gg tbqh

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>>170191459
i had these

now i have this

>>170191303
>gaymer

>>>leddit

>buy pistols against rifles
>win

...

>that had potential

At no point did he have a fuckin chance there...

>>170191725
if he headshot kio allu would be dead tbqh

Matches should be BO4 so both teams have a chance to win.

OPEN THE DOOR

GET ON THE FLOOR

gg 16-10 faze wins

So how will they nerf the deagle?

We all know Valve will only be satisfied when every round is 100% tec-9s

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Only the comfiest for me

Twitch mods putting emote-only mode when score's 9-11 for the muslim terrorist emote.

top kek

>>170191568
should have got some nongay looking sennheisers

this cant be happening

im in charge here

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why does xyp9x remind me of this fucker?

This map is fucking shit

how come they dont sell those blue zowie mousepads anymore?

>>170192730

because benq has gone full retard since they bought out zowie and they hate money

i lovsmix
https://twitter.com/smixity/status/838482327143661570

>another dm ruined by awps and deags

Nate has won all of his gold nova 3 games so far

GN4 soon fellow gocart!

>>170192856
t. Autismstralis

>>170192816
she is perfect

why do the danes keep shooting their teammates

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>>170192816

Lol

THE PROBLEM

N I N J A

ASSTRALIS TILTED

GOD ALLU

>>170193270
>manlet trying to stay relevant
*yawn*

GG FAZE

so fucking blatant lmao

astralis lost

ghahahahaha

Dupreeh saves it again with another ace at the perfect moment. What a shocker.

Shit that ace was awesome. Calling a time out after that is brutal too.

fuck this fucking shit game

this is literally HvH

didn't gla1ve call a pause because he thought they already lost the round

2 FUCKING BULLETS

>>170193270
I really fucking hate Destiny

dude needs a good beat down

So now that Valve has officially endorsed hacking by not banning dupree, should I get on the gear?

how about you just gitgud

>dupreeh
>immensely shit most of the time
>just happens to hit perfect angles and peeks in bad situations

hmm

bot allu singlehandely losing this

>>170193619
>2017
>not already on at least hectogear

are u even trying

LIT

faze cucks BTFO

lmao

>>170193880
hello rebbit

>>170193880
They are going to win this match before losing the next and choking in OT on the 5th map. Screenshot this

>>170194059
Fucked that up, cant count.

They are going to win this match before choking in OT on the last map. Misread my script

>>170194059
nope

3-1 astralis

>>170192816
>i le love the game xD

so who wins on inferno?

>>170194459
The viewer!

>>170194459
Astralis

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>>170192816
you just know...

>>170194591
niko def gave her the rouladen that night

>>170194716
>zelda

what the hell is going on

>>170194716
holy fuck this game is dead

>>170194716
>heroes of the storm more viewers than dota 2

omg

>>170194796
Zelda is hip with normies.

>niko 113adr
jesus

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>>170192816
https://twitter.com/juliakiran/status/838488180580036613

>>170194841
get your LOL on at thatfeelwhen dot online :)

>>170194796
lirik

>>170194796

First weekend of any major game launch always puts it in the top 5. League being so low is surprising given it's TSM and Liquid that are playing though I guess their opponents (Dignitas and EchoFox) aren't as big.

>>170194716
Thats pretty good

>ywn take advantage of drunk smxity

>that smoke that goes no where

I'm really curious what this australius T side trick is.

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win

>pistol round
>lose
>force buy
>win

literally what is the point of buying anything second round if you're guaranteed to lose to a force buy no matter what you buy

might as well just go with USPs and then forcebuy back next round

stop being salty fazefags

>>170195067
>ywn take advantage of drunk pansy

>>170195518
??? I have multiple times, literally go to any ESL event and line up outside the toilets

>>170195518
>ywn take advantage of drunk dosia

>>170195518
I wonder what panties pansy wears

>>170195518
To be honest I wish drunk pansy took advantage of drunk me. And peg me while I am vulnerable and emotional because vodka

>>170195960
thats gay

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT IN APPTS

clips.twitch.
tv/AntsyObservantEaglePJSugar
>they are not cheating

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>Kjaerbye
hahahahaa they're not even trying to hide it anymore

How are Astralis winning if they have less money

They're fucking hacking for exit kills. Valve really wants to kill this game by not banning these cucks.

>Earphones under headset
How is this allowed? They could be receiving info from outside sources

>>170196279
The headset is from the venue and only plays white noise

The earphones are the actual game audio

>>170196182

just a flick m8

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>>170196279

I imagine the people at Audi who decided to sponsor Astralis are sweating bullets now that they're making their macrohacking this obvious

why is allu so inconsistent

>>170196494
I seriously doubt anyone who watches this actually is a consumer of new audis.

>le run and gun headshot through the wall
Just like my games.

FAZE THE FUCK UP LADS WEEEEE

gee i wonder how he's able to "snap both ways fast enough"

>>170196359
no, it's 4.1 surround headset setup

gg faze wins this

This stadium is decently full considering VP and the rest of the slavs got eliminated.

Why do people even buy those inflatable clapping sticks fucking retards

actually they get their inside info from esl admins through the headsets about what comes next in the script, it's not white noise

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>>170197226
>buy

>>170197226
does the noise send you into an autistic panic rage?

>>170196890
KEK

CLASSIC NIKO SPRAY

>clutching 1v2
>fart so bad I can't even breath or see

allu carrying so hard

acelu

>>170197179
and it's fucking 11 pm on a sunday

fuuuck this shit, tight af game but work in 7 hours.....

What the fuck Allu. Why is he so good 1 round a game

Another game ruined by OP awp...

>>170197386
did it smell nice though?

GOD ALLU

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ALLU AKHBAR

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>>170197386

>>170197468
reminder that all the biggest chokers are awp babies

Oh, it's the "establishing Allu as the inconsistent player" round in the script. Kinda feel like he needs some character progression already.

>feeding allu

Fairly sure inferno was his best map going back all the way to NiP

>>170197386
sup dosia

>>170190485
>tfw no best of five girlfriend

sadfrog.jpg

>>170197448
Nigga pls, I get up to work in 4 hours for a 12h shit.

>>170197645
Good luck with that shit man, I know how hard it is to push out a marathon like that

>Bo5 actually going to 5 maps

is the 'Karrigan's Revenge' script the best script ever?

>Even the casters are trying to figure out if they're shouting "FAZE".

That just sounded like an autistic scream.

>>170197750
>all 5
Pretty sure it's "inferno goes on double overtime and comeback team wins" script.

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blessed allu drained all the power of finnish csgo scene and is now unleashing it

I like the BO5 format but why did they schedule it so late? It's 11:15pm in the arena now with the likelihood of another map to come. There's no reason this couldn't have been on at 2 or 3pm even with the SCII finals beforehand,

what the fuck is wrong with these anti ecos this bo5

rain throwing

>pistols vs guns
>win

heh tough luck kiddo

>>170198043

to not overlap with the SC2 finals earlier today

whoa, what a great balanced game!

>>170198171
did sc2 break 10k viewers total in twitch during finals?

What is the point in buying anything other than pistols and ump in this game?

>>170198043
the nerds who go to those events have nowhere to be on a Monday morning, plus they probably want to hold a hype afterparty at a nightclub.

>>170197448
>tfw 9am on a monday
>Eating breakfast in bed and watching comfy kato
Feels good man. Luckily dont have work until 12 today

>having strategy at all
just buy pistol+armor and rush lmao

>>170198171

oh you covered that

i think they started less than 30 mins after sc2 finished though

>>170198248

it breaks 10k just for early-round GSL games, never mind a big tournament. i didn't check the number but i saw it was #1 on twitch just as the finals finished

i mean it's not huge but it easily clears 10k

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>8 - 10

>>170194716
I remember when the ESL Cologne 2015 grand final had a peak of 1,000,000 viewers lmao

gabe must be feeling so fucking dumb for not drawing a line in the sand and actually banning some pros earlier

it's only gonna get worse from here and now he'd have to ban so many people it'd literally instantly destroy every team

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>>170198569
>9 - 10

>>170198569
>9 - 10
fug

OY VEY THE SCRIPT DOESN'T HOLD UP

>>170198668

700000 children gambling

>>170198726
5 games and overtime baby

>9-11
>twitch chat goes into emote only mode
kek

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>>170198569
>>170198691
>>170198723
>9 - 11

>you can survive the bomb from pit

who designed this map jesus fucking wet

9/11 great score terrible day

stupid question perhaps, but are you allowed to talk during the opponent's tactical pauses?

>>170198926
meanwhile on nuke you can basically die standing in T spawn

>>170198885
>SHUT IT DOWN

>>170198956

no, the staff gags them during the pause

>>170198926
It depends on where you plant. Smart plant = ez survive

>>170198926
its always been like that though

>>170198885
ANELE

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>Dupreeh
>legitimate

>karrigan

choke time

>11-11

kill me, don't let Borestralis win

What on earth are the crowd chanting?

>>170198687
they don't care because reddit kids will just keep buying skins, getting vac'd then doign ti all over again

rain seems like he's had enough playing cs for today

he's ready to lose inferno and go to sleep

Astralis is going into business for themselves and shooting on Faze

>people actually thought karrigan wouldn't choke

>>170199267
FAZE UP BOY

>>170199267
BlazeUp

has a bo5 ever gone the full distance? feels like they're always 3-0 or 3-1.

>3.5hrs of this
>Still only 1:1
GG no RE

>>170199424
It's 2-1 la

why peek rain

I BELIEVED

>>170199463
Same thing, dont be so pedantic.

>>170199352
Champions of Champions with Fnatic/NV in 2015.
Whatever was that SK/Navi tournament early in 2016.

rain wtf why'd you peek???? fucking idiot

rain you fucking idiot

you could literally hear the director yelling in rain's headset telling him to peek to establish the choke script

why do you peek there? it makes no sense
i'm literally silver after 15 games and i don't do that lol

>rain

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>tfw in 1.6 you had to escape the solar system to survive the bomb
csgo babbys will never know the struggly

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My boy Kjaerbye is having difficulties with the headset.

>>170199317
>>170199317
>>170199317
>>170199317
>>170199317

>NiKo 12-8-14
What the fuck is he doing this match

kato 14 stickers are the best stickers prove me wrong

leaked script says karrigan will predict one of astralis play and force a 5th map.

>>170199694
he never played inferno with mouse

>>170199694
alt tabbing to the market and watching his sticker price drop :(

16-14 astralis

they have to get everyone out of the venue by 12

karrigan missing so many sprays and free kills

>kiocunt

WTF ASTRALIS

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>>170199720
Thats not kawaii killer

FAZE UP

>>170194910
COUNTERACTION RISING

Take it to map 5 bois, don't let the Danes win

>>170199969
YEAH WE ARE READY FOR THE PUNCHLINE

>>170199897
I meant teams qt

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it begins

day of the rope soon danecucks

[FAZE] xXx_420n0sc0p31t_xXx
we got this bois

Asstralis pls win so I can go to sleep

Man, ANOTHER map? I need some GFuel to keep going!

>>170195642
There is not enough alcohol in the world to get him intoxicated

[FAZE] MLG_DankBlunts1337_420
faze up in this bitch

You guys ready for the choke of the century?

Faze is going down

rain is throwing

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>tactical pause into dominating round win

can these fucking writers get some new ideas please

>>170199694
Choking. He has like no experience in getting to lan finals.

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>NA team
>all players are european

>>170200312
esports

ALLU CHOKE
L
L
U

C
H
O
K
E

what a coincidence that they decided to spray through the smoke at that exact moment huh

>be faze
>have 2 maps gifted to you by astralis fuck ups
>lose them anyway
>lose 1-3

lmao imagine being a fan of a karrigan team

>>170200312
who said it was NA?

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>>170200312
At least their coach is American.

gg faze, you tried

going 8-7 on CT side inferno was really unacceptable on FaZe's part

blew it right there

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why

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sure is lucky it didn't go to another map or OT or they'd have to start getting the crowd out of the venue before they were finished playing just like last year. Almost as if it was planned out this way.

>>170200632
they were 9-6

>Niko
I'm sure they are happy with they half a million investment.

defuse the bomb omg i'm so tilted right now what is this shit show

>>170200312
huh?

WHO'S DEFUSING????

hackers win gg

faze is so psyched they made it out of groups for once they don't even care

>crowd silent
the only silver lining

>danes
its not right

>>170200783
They've been making it out of groups since Karrigan joined.

FAZE DOWN

>>170200748
without him they are out at the group stage so ya

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>>170200848
>open twitch chat
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>170200312

Location of the orgs has nothing to do with the team location.

>>170200848
Whos gonna cheer for boring danes?

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>American is the only one clapping

>duplet

Astralis is best team, debate me

its official
astralis are now our guys

>>170200737


Explain

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>this arrogance after winning a fake major
lmaooooooo

>>170201017
They are objectively best. But subjectively worst. Such plain matches

>every time someone from Astralis gets interviewed they shill that sports psychologist

>ywn be a psychologist and brainwash nerds to give you money

Kjaerbye literally breaking the rules by taking his headphones off mid match

https://clips.twitch.
tv/CrispyCulturedCheeseAllenHuhu

https://clips.twitch.
tv/AssiduousArborealWaspItsBoshyTime

Too bad only pussies try to win no matter what

>>170201063
At last year's Katowice the crowd was forced out of the building by security when one of the days ran late

How do I gitgud with rifles? I dominate with usp/p2k but when it comes to gun rounds / dm i get shit on

>>170201240

What the fuck

>>170201259
pull down when shooting

>>170201147
He was uncomfortable with it the whole series and the first clip is retarded.
Dont talk about my husbando ever again.

>>170201259
Reflex training map. Spend an hour each day dinking the bots.

>>170201259
>I dominate with guns that have low recoil and 1 tap headshots while they have glocks which are notoriously inaccurate while running unlike the usp

hahahaha

>>170201259
-don't attempt sprays, you aren't pro
-hide behind shit/ take safe angles
-wait for your teammates to die before doing anything
-when you then die, ask your teammates why they suck and die so early

there, now you are steel

>>170201259
long range tap

mid range 4-5 round burst

short range jump around like a spaz and spray

got me to eagle at least lul

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>Great finals format choice
Too bad they started it way too late. If one of the maps went into OT or the series went the distance, they would have exceeded the time they had the Spodek for and would've had to empty out the crowd potentially.
>Great group format
Probably one of the worst formats for a group ever--insane potential for upsets and forces teams to play 4 teams on one day.
>Great observing
Literally the default observers for nearly every CS event.
>Great casting choices
>Pansy
>Great venue and crowd (as always)
Crowd barely cheered and were only there since the event was free.
>Put in effort to try to get a great musician for a live performance
A DJ isn't a "musician" and the community has been telling ESL that they don't give a fuck about these gimmicks since NY.
>Great job listening to feedback
See above

>>170201880
Obviously written by an ESL shill wtf lol

>>170201880
I agree. But you need to go back

>>170201880
>insane potential for upsets and forces teams to play 4 teams on one day
so
>>pansy
kys she is our bro (female)

>>170201880
>>Great casting choices
>>Pansy

What the fuck is that supposed to mean, fucko?

>>170201880
looks like you intended to reply to a reddit comment but instead posted on 4chan. You've made a mistake, but fear not! you can still recover. Delete this post and hurry to reddit to make a proper reply.

>>170201880

Stop posting your own Reddit threads here and pretending to shit on them. That thread has a total of 9 comments most of them disagreeing with the post.

>>170201880
kys

>>170202093
She's supposed to have a dick in her mouth, not a microphone

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fucking redditors everywhere

here's chrisJoint for u

>>170197179
>come to see vp
>no vp
>still chant for vp

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planning that backpacking trip already lads

>>170202525
VP still has a chance. Comeback of the century.

Gonna be waiting out the back of the staduim with clubs in hand, asstralius wont see it coming

>>170202597
asstralis deserves it

>>170202652
VP won the popular vote

>>170202557
daym dude, a month's salary in one night, not bad

>>170202557
what site is this fammo?

ded thread
ded game

>>170205589
Ur ded kiddo

sum up systemd controversy in one sentence

>>170205785
u gay bitch

>>170205785
Never heard of it

>>170205785
Autistic neckbeards who don't even know what it does screeching

>>170205875
>>170206013
>>170206103
wrong thread but thanks guys

tfw no good old fashioned lover boy(male)

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>Teammate talking shit after I miss a frag and it makes him topfragger (Literally 1 kill ahead of me)
>Mute him
>End up outfragging the shit out of him because I didn't have to hear his whiny ass.
I asked him for an apology since I carried him T side but all I got was "Fuck off faggot"

Ecs is on

>23 kills T side, 15 rounds
>4 kills CT side, 9 rounds
what am i doing wrong

>>170210158
I'm the same. I'll just never be in the right place. Always watching the wrong site and not being able to rotate in time to catch anyone but the last T

>>170210158
>he peaks in the first half
Have fun always choking, kiddo

am i banned

>>170210771
yes

>>170210771
if only

>>170210158
What? Mine is usually inverse, I can't get any kills on T-side unless I camp and hope some dude peeks

>>170211074
Are you mostly an AWPer?

>>170210158
>God like entry fragger
>Shit tier site holder.
I know that feel bro.

Anyone hype 2 watch more semphis raging his way to a loss?

>Mirage T side
>Decide to rush B
>Going great. 1 tap the guy on van
>Flash out, jump down
>Right into cross fire
>Get to watch team slowly jump down 1 by 1 and die
Why do people not understand rushing? Its the most basic of concepts

>>170211220
It's all peekers advantage, you're still shit and you'd get destroyed on lan because the only valid conclusion is that you have shit positioning and you can't trick terrorists into crossfires.

Will chrisj steam splyce again?

>>170211162
I mean I only use the awp on ct. Never on T

>>170212714
you what

So, what was your experiences with betting?

Assuming that I have self control, and do smart bets, is it possible to turn a small sum into a decent profit?

Did anyone here managed to do that?

How do I git gud?
Seriously, the only thing I managed to do well is being CT at Dust II just kill me now

>>170211563
>It's peeker's advantage for you, but not against you.
Blow me kid. I'd destroy you on LAN in a fistfight because you're a pussy faggot.